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Mars Polar Lander Lost Again
IZ Reloaded writes "The Mars Global Surveyor during one of its latest scans of the area where the Mars Polar Lander was originally spotted, discovers that the spacecraft is no longer there! Space.com reports, "We conclude that our interpretation of these features was in error. This is not the location of the Mars Polar Lander. Because the landing uncertainty ellipse is so much larger than our images, and we do not have another candidate to which to target...we cannot continue to hunt for the lander," the MSSS site explains."
Perhaps it was stolen
Damn martian tow-away zones.
REAL Polar Landers don't ask for directions.
how can it "not longer be there"? this just shows it was never there in the first place...
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Proof again that when left to the responsibility of the government, they do things best. Then again, the martians could have taken it! Someday those little green bastards are going to get a knuckle sandwich.
in the movie where you cue the scary music?
perhaps the lander could have been covered by dust, or c02 frost -- therefore eliminating the weak detection seen before?
Maybe it will return one day as P'Lander to search for the makers.
Looks like there's a landerjacking in progress up there!
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It's THEM! THEY stole it to hide the truth from us! I told you!
Let me be the first to say:
Good job with the brooms, Martian dudes!
Hope you enjoy the hardware.
Sorry we forgot to pack any porn on the hard disk.
My guess is the lil green men took it to their underground lab for analysis.
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...that a martian is busy sticking 2 fingers up at NASA as is busy pulling the lander further apart...
the spacecraft is no longer there!
I think what the poster meant is the spacecraft was never there to begin with. With limited resolution and enough random dark spots and hills there's bound to be a few that look like they might be a parachute and a lander.
Given how poor the images are I wonder why they ever thought this was the polar lander at all and not just natural features of mars?
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But you put forth some pretty darn convincing evidence! I recall an earlier Slashdot story that covered all this in detail, where you announc...
This is not the location of the Mars Polar Lander.
That was not the location of the Mars Polar Lander.
Move along, move along!
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The martians dragged it into a cave when they noticed it was drawing to much attention. Sheeeesh do these people know nothing.
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List of Mars Efforts, courtesy of Wikipedia
Items with bullets represent full or partial failures.
* 1960 -- Marsnik 1
* 1960 -- Marsnik 2
* 1962 -- Sputnik 29
* 1962 -- Mars 1
* 1962 -- Sputnik 31
* 1964 -- Mariner 3
1964 -- Mariner 4
* 1964 -- Zond 2
* 1965 -- Zond 3
1969 -- Mariner 6
1969 -- Mariner 7
* 1969 -- Mars 1969A
* 1969 -- Mars 1969B
* 1971 -- Mariner 8
* 1971 -- Cosmos 419
* 1971 -- Mars 2
1971 -- Mars 3
1971 -- Mariner 9
* 1973 -- Mars 4
* 1973 -- Mars 5
* 1973 -- Mars 6
* 1973 -- Mars 7
1975 -- Viking 1
1975 -- Viking 2
* 1988 -- Phobos 1
* 1988 -- Phobos 2
* 1992 -- Mars Observer
1996 -- Mars Global Surveyor
* 1996 -- Mars 96
1996 -- Mars Pathfinder
* 1998 -- Nozomi (Planet-B)
* 1998 -- Mars Climate Orbiter
* 1998 -- Mars Polar Lander
* 1998 -- Deep Space 2 (part of Mars Polar Lander spacecraft)
2001 -- Mars Odyssey
2003 -- Mars Exploration Rovers
* 2003 -- Mars Express
This isn't the polar lander you are looking for.
Nothing to see here, please move along.
I have bad karma....
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The problem is the atmosphere. Even on earth plotting a trajectory through air can be rather inaccurate. Everything from pockets of turbulance, to what direction and how hard the wind was blowing that day can drasticly effect the trajectory. It gets even worse if it broke up, or a parachute didn't deploy, or got tangled. This is the reason why they have a landing elipse that is hundreds of miles in diameter.
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Err, wait...
Um, maybe I'm missing something, but have they checked for it on Google maps? I lost a black monolith once on the dark side of the moon, but it took all of two seconds to google for it. It was stuck in between some cheese.
If anyone else (besides the mod in question) thinks that the parent was showing insight (no offense Big Ad; I know it's a joke) please step forward. I guess I could give the benefit of the doubt and say the mod could have accidentally modded as insightful, but meant funny, but the more I read comments the more I find instances like this. Either it was a mistake, or a bad mod. Whichever one it was I say to everyone: META MODERATE! Please? Since I have set my preferences to send messages about how my moderations have been meta modded I have received ZERO messages about the meta moderating results. I have had mod points at least three or four times since then.
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I learned in Kindergarden to keep up with my toys. Who knows who will take them when you aren't looking.
They're now setting up home in a pleasant spot on the slope of Mount Olympus overlooking the Mariner Valley and hoping to raise a family of small Lego buggies.
Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
Which is exactly why GWB is funding Nasa's Mars mission: to take the fight against these little green terrorists to their own planet.
me? insightful? we need the ability to mod the modders.
;-)
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Since modding someone funny gives them no /. karma some have started using interesting or insightfull in it's place to better reward humor and this might explain the mod.
Also whenever I meta mod and find I need to check the 'context' MOST of the time I'm MM-ing a post several weeks old, only once or twice has the article been still open for posting.
That last bit said I still rarely see meta mods on my moderation anymore, though at one time I could expect to see about 20% of my mods meta'd, and within a month or two.
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If so, I suggest looking there. It's always behind the fridge.
It appears the Martians have their own Area 51, where they hide evidence of extra-marital life from their fellow martians.
You lost ANOTHER Space Probe???
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A landing probe randomly tossed but leaving no debris it once was found but now is lost we're blinded and now can't see .....
No one down here knows how to work the brakes,
but Uncle Sam's on Mars
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These are not the droids you are looking for....
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...clearly, this is the work of the giant purple spiders.
Earth just called, they want their probe back!
After some months of trying to communicate with the extrange visitor, the Elder Martians just wished it away.
Rome taught me patience and assiduous application to detail. Virtues which temper the boldness of great, general views.
On Mars, YOU are the alien...
"Is this Winkhorst a nova criminal?" "No just a technical sergeant wanted for interrogation."
Maybe someone (and "the guys") took the lander to go pick up some power converters...
You'd think if GM and other American auto makers can install On Star to help people find directions and lost vehicles, then our space agencies could use it too. Sheesh!
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that little tiff with the Martians:
"What have you done? Thousands of years of building and rebuilding, creating and recreating so you can let it crumble to dust. A million years of sensitive Martians dying for their dreams... FOR WHAT? So you can dig and dance and play."
Is it really correct to say that it's lost again, since they never truly knew where it was?
Ignore Alien Orders
It stands now in Hangar 18 of Area 51.
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"Dude, where's my Polar Lander?"
Hack your mind out of its sandbox.
I'm fairly sure if the parachute didn't deploy then the thing wouldn't have wafted far off course...
Ok, well so a few more to go.
You know, if you thought the Cydonia conspiracy nutjobs were crazy, wait until they get ahold of this little story :)
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Looks like the United Nations of Mars are finally cooperating on Homeland Security and emergency management.
Maybe we ought to see if they would be willing to participate in an exchange program.
I think you got modded funny, instead of informative, because no one wanted to give you karma points.
All these worlds are yours except Mars
Attempt no polar landing there
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That's some pretty bad digitial zoom. Haven't NASA any better optical zoom built into the Surveyor?
Have there been any sandstorms on Mars lately?
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This is not the polar lander you were looking for.
There is no God, and Dirac is his prophet.
Or, to be specific and on topic: On Mars, SOVIET RUSSIANS are the aliens!
They try looking for it under the couch cushions? ...always where I loose stuff.
Who doesn't love spending money looking for broken crap? Its like the ebay of space.
Sounds just like Bagdad Bob and Saddam, there is no Polar Lander, there never was a Polar Lander. Inspections for the Polar Lander have failed and are going nowhere. I say we gather a coalition of the willing and invade now to find all the Polar Landers, lest they be used against us!
No kidding - that's why I read this thread: for the Martian commentary by TMM ... Not troll
the light is better there.
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Come on, TMM! We're dying for you to shit out the next episode of your martian space drama.
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That is NEVER not funny!
I think its pretty obvious that the most likely explination is that the Mars Polar Lander has gone rouge. Its internal computer system probably became self aware during its initial approach to Mars, most likely after being interferred with by some sort of ancient Martian radio transmission. Its obviously now trying to make its way to the giant face monument, where logic tells us there is a large cache of ancient Martian weapons and technology. The polar lander's obvious plan is to use this supply of Martian goods to craft itself a new body with which it can return to earth and attack us with. We need to put together a team to head out to Mars on the double in order to stop the imminent polar lander threat. I'd recommend sending Gary Sinise, but he's probably busy with CSI:NY. I'm guessing Val Kilmer would be free to go, though.
I categorically deny that any alien spacecraft have landed in our polar regions! There have been no covert government expeditions to move any such craft to area Sl nor are there any strange little wheeled vehicles exploring our deserts!
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Erm..?
Indeed, the "Informative" you received on the gibberish above will be a good test case
To the lay eye, it certainly appears that the initially identified location was questionable at best, because of the high levels of background noise. The few pixels of dark near the few pixels of light could, perhaps, have been a lander, but they also could have been just noise. Although the linked article doesn't mention this, there would be, I'd hope, a decent amount of statistical analysis to show that these pixels were a good 3+ sigma away from background. But by looking at it, you sure don't get that impression, as there are a handful of places that the arrow could just as easily pointed at and declared "lander!".
What's really impressive, though, is the newest set of images with vastly improved resolution and reduced noise! And, unless there's something about a Shuttle mission to replace hardware in Mars orbit that we haven't heard about, this is on the same optics and sensors! Sounds like some good old-fashioned software engineering improvements of the like that JPL gets far too little credit for. Anyone involved in the project know for sure?
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The real question is: are they using feet or meters to calculate the landing site? Because it seems to me that they are looking for it in the wrong place.... :)
These are not the mars exploration drones you are looking for.
I'm still trying to figure out what people mean by 'social skills' here.
So has anyone called OnStar to see if it can be located?
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Ah the best of /. bull shit speculation and ignorant assertions.
I suppose if you were in charge we'd have a 50 fps colour calibrated movie of this area showing us detail down to "I woz here" graffitied onto the lander by naughty technicians.
You have seen four little pictures and that's enough. Screw you.
BTW, Hubble only takes b&w pictures too. It's just that its tagets don't change, so it can multiple shots with different colour filters on. And they aren't very pretty at full resolution.
If the us military complex nsa/fema and top secret projects spend $450billion, you can bet they allocated $5b/yr * 20 yrs of effort
into getting something 10x better than hubble for close range. maybe a 1m meter * 6 in a ring. When there is no limit to a budget, and no slow managers involved, you can bet the NSA (10000+ math people) and the best grads can do better.
Who knows maybe they beam down UV rays and inspect the result bouncing back or 25 ghz beams in combo with 1000 wavelengths.
3mins of my time isnt going to come up with 20 years of expertise * 10000 people.
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Maybe the light's better there?