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  1. Re:Cost to hire? on The H-1B Swindle · · Score: 1

    > What about when the contract is up?

    Page 42, section ii, under subsection 8.1 of 'Succesfull Capitalism'
    it is perfectly reasonable to kill them once we are done with them.

  2. Re:The true meaning of "msh" on A Guided Tour of the Microsoft Command Shell · · Score: 1

    > gsh (Gate Shell)

    nah dude, that would be:
        Gonad (Gates Monad)
        Bonad (Ballmer's Monad)
        Nonad (.NET Monad)

  3. Please use one of the following stable mirrors on MySQL 5.0 Now Available for Production Use · · Score: 0, Troll
  4. Re:Stupid. on Congress Pays You $3 Billion to Keep Watching TV · · Score: 1

    Seumas should be modded +1 'fucking insightful'

  5. Send in the porn stars on NASA Puts A Stop To Space Romance · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Train Ron Jeremy, Amber Lynn and a host of other porn stars to be astronauts.
    They could have sex all the time, they wouldn't care who's fucking who.
    and with all the montoring of the crew, NASA could podcast the whole thing
    as pay-per-view porn and make some money back from the failed polar lander attempt.

  6. Re:400 Watts idling? on New Xeon CPU Hot and Underpowered · · Score: 1

    > didn't Apple choose Intel because of their supposedly low power consumption?

    No, apple chose intel because they sold their soul to Wintel (tm).
    It's not even a choice really, but more of a business requirement.

    http://www.gcn.com/16_24/news/32421-1.html
    http://www.forbes.com/2003/01/07/cx_ah_0107apple.h tml

  7. Re:The obvious question... on Ships Turned Away As Aussie Customs' IT System Melts Down · · Score: 1

    > Why does this matter?

    1) So the rest of us can point and say (ala Nelson) 'ha-ha' the next time
    it makes headlines.

    2) We want the facts on what Windows Vista can do for us too.

    3) It can be used in exemplary fashion for the TCO argument.

    4) It's nice to know your not alone when entire countries get their ass kicked by windows too.

  8. workaround on Cell Phones Learn to Recognize Their Owners' Faces · · Score: 1

    Take a picture of your friends face with your phone and hold the screen up up to the lens of his phone.

  9. how much you want to bet on Banks to Use 2-factor Authentication by End of 2006 · · Score: 1

    They make one your drivers license number, and the other your ss#.

  10. Yay! on Cisco Updates Network Security Technology · · Score: 1

    end user authentication with a side-order of bloat - supersized with a vendor lockin feature. I wonder how well non-cisco devices will work with the new NAC overlords?

  11. Re:probably more common than we think on Maps Show Mars Was Once More Like Earth · · Score: 1

    > I wouldn't be surprised to find that the
    > majority of solid planets that we examine
    > undergo the same basic geologic mechanisms.
    > Tectonics, subduction, spreading

    If not, we can always depend on good old-fashioned
    plague, fear famine, chaos and decemation. If there's
    one thing humans will be good at, anywhere in the
    universe, it will be self demise.

  12. Per the EULU on Google Changes Privacy Policy · · Score: 1

    The concerns of your privacy are important to us. Until further notice.

  13. Very Irritating on Vim 6.4 Released · · Score: 1

    6.4 more reasons why.

  14. wtf kind of editing is that? on Magnetic Field Thruster Developed · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "with satellites the fuel up to 50 per cent of the weight constitutes, because on it also the life span depends. Without drive cannot be maintained the accurate position finally "

    Christ, I must need to increase my cannabinoids consumption in order to understand that one.

  15. Simply wonderful on Capitalizing on Melting Polar Ice · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Perhaps once we are done drilling the arctic full of holes we can concentrate on rendering the magnetic field useless as well. This will make life on Mars so much more familiar by the time we get there.

  16. the gawdamn cat on Your Favorite Math/Logic Riddles? · · Score: 1
  17. forgot again on Cannabinoids Induce Brain Cell Growth? · · Score: 1

    Dued thatwas to fnnyy i hit the eplry butn butthen forgot wat i was gion to type hahaha

  18. data will remain anonymous on Tracking Cell Phones for Real-Time Traffic Data · · Score: 1

    ...Until further notice. Please check the 'I agree' box next to your signature to show you have read the contract agreement (which we know you didn't).

  19. Lay down with dogs... on The Ups and Downs of MySQL AB · · Score: 1

    wake up with fleas as the old saying goes. If MySCOql didn't want to get labeled as a sco whore, they shouldn't be sleeping with them. They knew what the deal would mean to them.

    Incidentally, I've switched my Sun servers to postgres. I don't want *ANYTHING* to do with sco, mysql, or any of the dirty bastards that associate with them.

  20. Free article here on Insect Substance Synthesized For Science · · Score: 1
  21. environmentally friendly on ePaper To Be Used For Newspapers and Magazines · · Score: 1

    I'm sure this this stuff will decompose in the landfills just as fast as regular paper.

  22. Pie Bill? on Bill Gates Is Coming To A College Near You · · Score: 1

    If I knew you were comin, I'd 'a baked a cake.

    http://media.santoalt.com/101/090304/gatespie.mpg

    Probably why they didn't tell anyone. There is a bakery
    down the street.

  23. wont last long on Tango Project to Make Open Source Beautiful? · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Unity and the Desktop have never been in agreement.
    Just google for "KDE blah blah and Gnome BLaH blah"
    Besides, diversity, adversity, choice and variety is
    what makes OSS, OSS. Trying to unify it will be
    like trying to herd cats.

  24. hacker/cracker semantics? on CNN Interviews Kevin Mitnick · · Score: 1

    The two terminologies have become obscured through apathy, ignorance and cluelessness, I'm afraid. If mitnick can't make the distinction, there's no way anyone else with lesser technical merit (the press) will.

    "I get hired to hack into computers now and sometimes it's actually easier than it was years ago. "

    "Compared to the time you were an illegal hacker, and the contemporary landscape, how easy is it to hack a computer?"

    "..target to visit a Web site, which exploits a technical flaw and allows the hacker to take over the computer."

  25. B O H I C A on Microsoft Adopts Virtual Licenses · · Score: 1

    Thanks bill...