would be sealing it in a cement box and chaining the lid shut. I cannot believe that after all the vulnerabilities, bad experiences, and poignant advice, people still continue to use it. The alternatives aint perfect but they are a hell of a lot better.
"Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.x with all vendor patches installed and all vendor workarounds applied, is currently affected by one or more Secunia advisories rated Highly critical"...
"Currently, 20 out of 81 Secunia advisories, is marked as "Unpatched" in the Secunia database."
It's all about minimizing risk. Choose the one that is less likely to slide off your dick, have a hole torn in it, or least likely to be a party to your own anal rape. Choose carefully, choose wisely, and remember past experience counts.
"It is being sold to Chinese consumers -- a market Mr. Otellini noted includes 60 million urban households that have the money and desire to buy a PC, but haven't."
Capitalism Kap-i-tal-ism (n): Create a labor force that works for.025 a day, and then take that money back by selling them a product, by force if neccesary, they don't really want.
"Computer software" means a sequence of instructions written in any programming language that is executed on a computer. "Computer software" does not include computer software that is a web page, or are data components of web pages that are not executable independently of the web page.
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Seems to me they are classing the "spyware" or "Computer Software" independantly of anything you can catch online - with outlook, ie or media player. wtf?
>even higher government certifications than any of today's linuxes.
That's not saying much considering they still run wuftpd by default, sendmail server on the ethernet interface, and only recently did they include TLS support for their flagship ldap product. Not to mention getting tcp wrappers to work is like trying to stick your elbow in your ear....oh maybe you mean some other government..
I'm so glad that terrorists will now be able to buy beer in all 50 states. It's annoying to stand in line at the Kwikeemart waiting for Ala Bin Crawwdaddin to fish through all those forged green cards. This should make things sooooo much easier.
Pledge now! Time is running out! Point your browser to yahoomusic.com or itunes.com and inject us with cash so we have enough money to sue your ass over fair use.
Give it up. If I kept up with all the friggin updates and service packs and hotfixes and reinstalling of software that I already do, that's all I would spend my time doing all day.
Doctor : "you've contracted a new strain" Patient: "Is there any medication for it" Doctor : "No, but for fifty thousand jillion dollars your insurance will pick up the tab for the diarreah pills, and you get these really cool pictures of your bacteria forming some groovy colors and shapes." Patient: "Cool!!.. hey doc, got any acid?"
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"As each child sketched their answers, the solutions were saved as separate files on the teacher's computer."
So much for drawing stupid shit when the teacher's not looking.
I for one welcome our new topless T.H.O.N.G. overlords. Down with teflon - off with the shirt! I shall now remove all my clothes in support of them .
strings /mnt/win_c/windows/system32/hypervi~1.exe | grep -i copyright
LILO version 26.9.beta9, Copyright (C) 1995-2006 Wern^H^H^HMicrosoft Inc.
Maybe it's time to decide if you really need that shit cluttering up your closet/landfill when you really don't have a use it.
Better head for the Moon.
would be sealing it in a cement box and chaining the lid shut. I cannot believe that after all the
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vulnerabilities, bad experiences, and poignant advice, people still continue to use it.
The alternatives aint perfect but they are a hell of a lot better.
"Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.x with all vendor patches installed and all vendor workarounds applied, is currently affected by one or more Secunia advisories rated Highly critical"
"Currently, 20 out of 81 Secunia advisories, is marked as "Unpatched" in the Secunia database."
http://secunia.com/product/11/
..except one of them seems to consistently stick it's neck in a noose.
DOS?
It's all about minimizing risk. Choose the one that is less likely to slide off your dick, have a hole torn in it, or least likely to be a party to your own anal rape. Choose carefully, choose wisely, and remember past experience counts.
"It is being sold to Chinese consumers -- a market Mr. Otellini noted includes 60 million urban households that have the money and desire to buy a PC, but haven't."
.025 a day, and then take that money back by selling them a product, by force if neccesary, they don't really want.
Capitalism Kap-i-tal-ism (n): Create a labor force that works for
Bill: "Operation eggplant is green." (I have just started outlook)
Joe : "Affirmative Alpha7"
Bob : "The goat is in the barn." (I have just started Internet Explorer)
Joe : "Affirmative Alpha8. Alpha 7, go see Mother Hubbard." (Bill, check your email)
Bill: "Negative Alpha1. Negotiation lost I -- *gaak*" (Joe, my machine just locked up)
Joe : "Alpha8 has terminated." (Bill, begin reinstalling)
Bob : "707" (Ha-ha!)
we called the housing code people who came and told them to tear it down.
Aha.. so _you're_ the bastards that called five-O. I'm opening the microwave door right now and aiming it at your house.
When you move all the jobs out of the country, why the fuck would you expect anyone to want one?
microsoft......support....guru..... I'm trying to understand those three words in the same sentance and having great difficulty.
"Computer software" means a sequence of instructions written in any programming language that is executed on a computer. "Computer software" does not include computer software that is a web page, or are data components of web pages that are not executable independently of the web page.
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Seems to me they are classing the "spyware" or "Computer Software" independantly of anything you can catch online - with outlook, ie or media player. wtf?
>even higher government certifications than any of today's linuxes.
That's not saying much considering they still run wuftpd by default, sendmail server on the ethernet interface, and only recently did they include TLS support for their flagship ldap product. Not to mention getting tcp wrappers to work is like trying to stick your elbow in your ear....oh maybe you mean some other government..
for the same reasons as wet cement.
Same thing IBM did - countersue.
yeah right... I'll just compile this all as a kernel modules and modpro.. *poof*
I can just imagine what the government would want with "more mundane matters"...
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SELECT * FROM people WHERE (voter='democrat' OR state='California') AND age25 AND
you get the idea
I'm so glad that terrorists will now be able to buy beer in all 50 states. It's annoying to stand in line at the Kwikeemart waiting for Ala Bin Crawwdaddin to fish through all those forged green cards. This should make things sooooo much easier.
Pledge now! Time is running out! Point your browser to yahoomusic.com or itunes.com and inject us with cash so we have enough money to sue your ass over fair use.
Give it up. If I kept up with all the friggin updates and service packs and hotfixes and reinstalling of software that I already do, that's all I would spend my time doing all day.
The research grants are the same price as the 17000 square feet of building space.
Doctor : "you've contracted a new strain" .. hey doc, got any acid?"
Patient: "Is there any medication for it"
Doctor : "No, but for fifty thousand jillion dollars your insurance will pick up the tab for the diarreah pills, and you get these really cool pictures of your bacteria forming some groovy colors and shapes."
Patient: "Cool!!