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  1. Encryption keys wont solve the problem on British Police Demand Access To Encryption Keys · · Score: 1

    What a blatant fucking waste of time. Do you really think a terrorist is going to *give* you his key on demand?

  2. CS != US on HP Fires Father of OOP · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it's just the simple fact that US companies are finding out they have a whole new general population to exploit in Cambodia, Taiwan, and Korea. Besides that, the hookers are cheaper too, which is a big plus because now you can have a workforce that *WANTS* to fucked up the ass.

  3. Doh! the smell on Riot Control Ray-Gun for Use in Iraq · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it smells like burning hair afterwards?

  4. The name is time-machine kind of spooky on User Group Urges IBM To Open OS/2 · · Score: 1

    Open Source/2

  5. Other things Bill Gates swore by on Bill Gates Swears Vow Against 'Son of iPod' · · Score: 5, Funny

    There won't be anything we won't say to people to try and convince them that our way is the way to go.
    --
    In the decade ahead I can predict that we will provide over twice the productivity improvement that we provided in the '90s."
    --
    Let's face it, the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey.
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    If you can't make it good, at least make it look good.
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    Microsoft programs are generally bug-free. If you visit the Microsoft hotline, you'll literally have to wait weeks if not months until someone calls in with a bug in one of our programs. 99.99% of calls turn out to be user mistakes. I know not a single less irrelevant reason for an update than bugfixes.
    The reasons for updates are to present more new features.

    (sources)
    http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/b/bill_g ates.html
    http://www.antioffline.com/HUM/bill.gates.quotes.h tml

  6. did Roger Ebert start editing for slashdot? on IGN Interviews Natalie Portman · · Score: 1

    Unless you are posting an article with pics of Natalie Portman nekkid, why the fuck would I come to slashdot to read this?

    Christ, go dig through the bag of rejected submissions for somehting more interesting if you guys are that bored.

  7. Re:Highly annoying on Rundown on SSH Brute Force Attacks · · Score: 1

    Honeypot the login box with Portsentry. Run ssh on a non-standard port.

  8. Um my company does on Microsoft's 10-year-old Certified Professional · · Score: 1

    "10-year-old Arfa Karim Randhawa asked the Microsoft founder why the company doesn't hire people her age."

    We have plenty of ten-year-olds running around where I work. Hell, even some five-year-olds. They are always whining and bitching, or throwing a fit about something. Somedays I wonder if we need to expand daycare.

  9. But one of them has a rope on Linux and Windows Security Neck and Neck · · Score: 1

    and it's constantly hanging around it's neck.

  10. Typical capitalism on Googling May Break Copyright in Canada · · Score: 1

    If ya ain't paying for it, being taxed on it, or own the copyright, it must be illegal.

  11. It's not that hard to do on Intel Developer Macs Outperform G5s · · Score: 1
  12. write protectable media on The End of a Floppy Era · · Score: 1

    You can't write protect a hard drive easily. Running a firewall/router from floppy and physically write protecting it is priceless when it comes to peace of mind.

  13. landfills on Jan 2009 Deadline for HDTV Cutoff · · Score: 1

    can you imagine what all the garbage dumps are going to look like come 2009?

  14. the "U" in 1U on Homebuilt 19" Mini-ITX Server Rack · · Score: 5, Funny

    "A little info! A "U" is the measured height of a server case 1U is 44.45mm (1.75inches) 19 inches is 482,6mm"

    Actually, the historical roots of the U are traced back to Bonnie Scotland. The U was the designation of how many sheep could be stuffed into the small slot of a server rack. The server rack would then be set afire as the rack doubled as a barbecue on the weekends. (This is where Al Gore studied the creation of the internet incidentally) The phrase "rack of ribs" was also coined in Bonnie Scotland during the infamous "Troy McLure Cuefest of '79" (1879) during a rendition of "Laddie, fetch me ha'notharack o them ribs" performed by, who else, The Scotsmen.

  15. as long as ass kickings commence on Conquering the LaGrange Points? · · Score: 1

    there will be disagreements about who owns what. Gaza for instance.

  16. *yawn* on Windows Longhorn Beta Screenshots · · Score: 1

    Just new shoes on an old whore. Is that a dos command prompt I see?

  17. Losing the crown on Doomed: How id Lost Its Crown · · Score: 1

    How about the endless flood of knock-offs? It must get pretty damn tiring to try and find new content for a game sequel that's already been done 50 ways from hell and back. Even for the creative minds at Id, that's got to be a task. How would you like your boss to come up and say "I need you to design a FPS that hasn't been done before". There is not much left to do that hasn't already been done... more blood-n-gutz, bigger weaponage, sexier graphics, scary-er monsters, dolby-5 24-bit EAX surround sound - and it's been going on ever since Wolfenstein came out. Id tried to tailor doom 3 to fit into the most worn out area on the shelf and make a profit to boot. A pretty tall order these days. And *THEN* they even made it portable enough to run on Linux too! This guy's article just sounds like a lot of pissing and moaning to me.

  18. fuck zlib on Zlib Security Flaw Could Cause Widespread Trouble · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    We don' neet no steenking zeeleeb. -LZO lib

  19. scary on Guitarists, your Days are Numbered · · Score: 1

    The first pic looks like something out of Gulliver's Travels.

  20. From the mind of a hissing cockroach on Vehicle for Cockroaches · · Score: 1

    That'sssssssssss right dumbassssssssssss... give me ssssssssssssome better mobility - muhahahahahaha! I'll play niccccccccce and sssssssstupid while the lightsssssssss are on, but asssssssss sssssssssoon asssssssss they go out, my assssss is down the ssssssstreeet...muhahaa...muhaa....muhahhhahahahah a!!!

  21. I'm glad the US govt is on it. on Government To Fix Identity Theft? · · Score: 1

    I feel better already.

  22. next up, garbage to power your laptop on Microbes That Produce Miniature Electrical Wires · · Score: 1

    I'm imagining digging through the trash at airports to find bannana peels to recharge my laptop.

  23. cookieisms on Marketers Back "Cookies Are Good For You" Campaign · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The fact that people get assaulted with a barrage of cookie requests everytime they visit a website makes for a bit of an annoying visit. Ever try telling Firefox to ask before accepting a cookie? What the hell do I need so many cookies for when I visit "your" website? Also, with all the recent headlines about consumer information being mishandled makes people all the more wary. Capitalism cares nothing about privacy, only money.

  24. Re:what we thought... on U.S. Offers Glimpse at Manhattan Project Facility · · Score: 1

    And the ones that did raise questions were.....not seen again.

  25. translation on Gentoo Founder on his way to Redmond · · Score: 1

    "helping Microsoft to understand Open Source and community-based projects."
    . ..translates to..
    .
    "They offered me an assload of ching, no more flatbacking for gear! woohoo!"