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  1. Ack. on Goodbye Cruel Word · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't watch "Juno" and read that article in the same day. My brain is really tired of text and dialogue as dense as a ten-year-old Christmas fruitcake.

    Can anyone here translate into "concise" for me?

  2. Re:Does it hdcp? on Dell Launches New UltraSharp 3008WFP 30-Inch LCD · · Score: 4, Informative

    YA RLY!

    FTA:

    Ports: Analog, DVI-D (dual link) with HDCP x2, S-Video, Composite, Component, HDMI, DisplayPort
    USB 2.0 (4), 9-in-2 Media Card Reader, Kensington security port

  3. Re:Really so bad? on Spammer Alan Ralsky Indicted · · Score: 5, Funny

    > I hate spammers as much as anyone, but...

    Not as much as me, you don't. I want Ralsky imprisoned, beaten, chained, ass-raped on a daily basis, shivved, shanked, stabbed, tear-gassed, napalmed, face-raped, cock-punched and sodomized by the most massive, cruel, heartless, multiple-STD-carrying maniac convicts that a shitty B-grade prison movie could invent. For years that fat fuck has willingly and gleefully shit all over my inbox, my servers, and the net in general knowing all the while that not a single goddamned person on earth was interested in what he was selling unless they were certifiably ripe for scamming or being conned. I'll give a tiny amount of begrudging credit to someone who has the brass ones to take a pipe or a gun and rip off a convenience store. They're shit and they should die with a .44 slug in their brainpan, but at least they had the nerve to go out and confront the people they wanted to fuck over. Ralsky sat on his bloated, porcine ass behind the safe glow of his monitors and zillions of layers of firewalls and he stole from us for years. He stole our time, our resources, our bandwidth, our security, our privacy, and our feeling of idealistic hope for the future of the net.

    Seriously. Fuck that guy...

    (I'm posting late and drunk, so if you're somehow related to law enforcement, consider this my disclaimer of any wish to actually have any of that stuff up there come true. If you're a convict with rabies, herpes, and a rare form of airborne contagious cancer, I have a few bucks with your name on it if... well, you know. Stuff happens, donnit?)

  4. Re:Please help out on Communities of Mutants Form as DNA Testing Grows · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Myminicity links should get ip-banned.

    Stealth myminicity links should have their ip published so nerds with free time and anger issues could track the poster down and punch them in the balls.

  5. Re:It's the gamers! The gamers and the DOD! on Jack Thompson Claiming Games Industry in Collusion with DoD · · Score: 1

    Flamebait?

    Sheesh... turn in your geek card, mod!

    http://www.deadmilkmen.com/lyrics/stuart.html

  6. It's the gamers! The gamers and the DOD! on Jack Thompson Claiming Games Industry in Collusion with DoD · · Score: 1

    And the QUEERS! They're in it with the aliens! Do you know what they're doing to the SOIL?

    AACK! JEWS! JEWS AND KOOPA TROOPERS!

    RUUUUNNNNN!

    Seriously. How has this man not been clubbed like a seal yet?

  7. Re:I will now act out a scene on Blade Runner's Influence on Videogames · · Score: 1

    My reply to this post:

    I want more life, fucker!

    My director's cut reply to this post:

    I want more life, fucker! *gouge*

    My final cut reply to this post:

    I want more life, father! *gouge* (dialogue performed by my son and CG'd in later)

  8. Re:Good, maybe REAL artists will now have a chance on Radio May Have To Pay To Play · · Score: 1

    Seeing G.G. is like seeing the Goatse guy. You can't unsee it, and you'll *never* forget it.

  9. Re:Good, maybe REAL artists will now have a chance on Radio May Have To Pay To Play · · Score: 4, Funny

    > Not all RIAA music is Justin Timberlake-equese crap.

    Heresy.

    All popular music is worthless. If anyone with a clean shirt and a decent haircut has heard of a band, then they're over-processed sellout pop shit for teenagers. It's a scientifically proven fact that the worth of a band is inversely proportional to the number of records they've sold. That's why The Beatles are the worst band in history and quality music peaked when G.G. Allin shoved a Sennheiser up his ass after a baked bean dinner.

  10. Re:Really... on New Vista Random Numbers to Include NSA Backdoor? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Datamining? I thought it was just another of those stupid online games that encourages you to spam everywhere.

  11. Re:Doesn't matter. on What's New in Blade Runner - The Final Cut? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And just to add on to your frigging genius comment (me without mod points... grr!), keep in mind that when Han flies in with the star at his back he's also the classic western character of the stealing, smuggling, black-hatted bandit who has always been the self-directed, rootless loner, yet has now found himself in the center of something far out of his control. The local authority has given him a badge which now legitimizes his previously criminal actions, and at the last second he decides to do the right thing, which erases his previous life and gives him a second shot in life as a reluctant hero with a checkered past.

  12. More info that isn't in this article... on What's New in Blade Runner - The Final Cut? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    According to an industry mag that I just took a peek at, there were two radical re-stagings of shots from the original production. First was the re-shoot of the "retirement" of Joanna Cassidy where the original shot was so horribly obviously a stunt double. The final moment where she gets hit was reproduced from 25-year-old production design and recreated to make the scene work. Even better was the through-the-window shot of Deckard in the noodle shop. The original cut had horribly de-synched picture and audio, so the restoration team had Harrison Ford's *son* stand in to say the intended lines. The image of his mouth doing the lines was digitally patched over the original footage of his father speaking to repair the scene.

  13. Re:"Hoisted on their own profits" on High Earning Spammers Face Tougher Sentences · · Score: 1

    Fine. Then we'll just punish spamming with the clearest, most obvious and appropriate punishment. Walrus sodomy.

  14. Re:I wonder why... on Orange Box Dysfunctional on the PS3? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can't be. If that were the case it wouldn't be called "The Orange Box." It'd be "Half-Life 2008" and we'd still be at Black Mesa, just with bigger textures.

  15. They might be able to get this off the ground... on Football Field-Sized Kite Powers Latest Freighter · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but in the end I don't think it'll fly. Too bad, as the failure of such an interesting idea will really knock the wind out of their sails. I hope they don't blow it.

  16. Re:Huh? on The Fastest Processor You Can't Run · · Score: 1

    The new issue of Maximum PC has a hands-on as well. They tested one in a Asus P5E3 motherboard.

  17. Re:This is preculiar... on Nice Game! No Credit For You, Though · · Score: 1

    Close. A lot of people may work on a script but the final writing credit always goes to the person who is judged to have done the most significant amount of contribution to the film. If multiple writers get credit, then the listings are adjusted to indicate seniority. If two people write collaboratively, the credit will read -

    written by
    J. Random Bozo and Hank Slashdot

    If once person writes a script and then someone else does significant revisions, the credit will read -

    written by
    Fred Linux
    and
    Herman Namespace

    And naturally, every other person who works on a script makes this whole process more complicated. The Writers' Guild of America spends a significant amount of time every year moderating fights over credits.

    http://www.wga.org/subpage_writersresources.aspx?id=1027

  18. Re:COLBERT NATION!! on Colbert's Run For President May Be Criminal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He said "comedian," not "joke."

  19. Re:Ha! on FBI Coerced Confession Deemed "Classified" · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Considering the job he's doing these days, I think any post lacking the words "retarded," "epic fail," "witheringly stupid," "colossally dishonest," or "amoral, greedy cocksuckers" hardly counts as a "dig."

  20. Re:hmmm on Man Claims iPod Set His Pants Aflame · · Score: 1

    You magnificent bastard...

  21. Re:America's Army on Iraq War Veterans Protest America's Army Title · · Score: 2, Funny

    "America's Zombie Ninja Pirate Army?"

    Oh, man. I'd buy two copies of that and throw one of them at Jack Thompson.

  22. Re:America's Army on Iraq War Veterans Protest America's Army Title · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, but it's just a free game. If they added robot then they could probably get money for it.

    Never underestimate the selling power of Nazi robots, guys. That's the first thing they taught me in business school.

  23. Well, kind of.. on Iraq War Veterans Protest America's Army Title · · Score: 1

    Wars we are currently fighting are not a game.

    Medal of Honor? Bring it.

    Wolfenstein, too. I'm not gonna roll over for no Nazi robots...

  24. Re:Consumer participation required? on Pay-For-Visit Advertising · · Score: 1

    Yes, and we know how well that business model worked out.

  25. Re:I'm curious... on Project Arcade · · Score: 2, Informative

    > The versions of those games on MAME aren't actually rips of the original roms but roms created from scratch to emulate the original hardware.

    Actually, when it comes to discrete logic hardware like you're talking about there is almost none of it present in MAME. There was an attempt to emulate Pong for a while, but that was eventually ripped out from the main build. MAME's stated objective is 100% accuracy to the original hardware and as of yet there's no system of emulating the circuits back then that's accurate enough for the developers. There's some emulation of discrete sound hardware for a few games, but until the devs find something that's up to their standard then there's really very little work being done outside of that. It's the same thing that's keepin laserdisc games out of MAME. The hardware is long-emulated, but there's no acceptable method of reproducing the video yet.