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Man Claims iPod Set His Pants Aflame

alphadogg writes to mention that an Atlanta man is claiming an iPod Nano actually caught fire in his pants creating flames that lasted 15 seconds and reached up as far as his chest. Apple hasn't responded to the claims yet other than sending him a packet to return the iPod.

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  1. Liar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Liar liar pant's on fire!

    Oh, wait... let me get you some water.

    1. Re:Liar! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If the fire is caused by a lithium battery, what would the effects of pouring on water be?

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    2. Re:Liar! by idontgno · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sir Bedivere: "What do we burn, apart from lithium batteries?"

      Peasant: "More lithium batteries!"

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    3. Re:Liar! by Provocateur · · Score: 4, Funny

      Who said anything about pouring it? The guy was just thirsty, with or without burning pants.

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    4. Re:Liar! by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ask the mythbusters.

    5. Re:Liar! by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 1

      Hot music, hot pants, hot item (iPod) - what can you expect?

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    6. Re:Liar! by uniquename72 · · Score: 1

      Steam.

    7. Re:Liar! by provigilman · · Score: 1

      Maybe he was listening to something by the band Hot Hot Heat? Either that or some Elton John... ;)

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    8. Re:Liar! by timelorde · · Score: 1

      Hot grits?

    9. Re:Liar! by or-switch · · Score: 4, Informative

      Probably nothing. It doesn't contain lithium metal,which is quite explosive on contact with water. The 'ion' in Lithium ion means it's in it's +1 state and would dissolve in the water like a salt

    10. Re:Liar! by jollyreaper · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Liar liar pant's on fire! I bet Johnny Cochrine wants to crawl his way up from hell just to use this defense at the trial.
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    11. Re:Liar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A spectacular explosion the likes of which no mortal dares to imagine.

      I hope.

    12. Re:Liar! by cindysthongs · · Score: 1

      Trying to watch Mr. Bedivere here....

    13. Re:Liar! by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 1

      At least something brown didn't squirt in his pants

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    14. Re:Liar! by Garridan · · Score: 1

      Who cares? I think this clearly calls for the pouring of hot grits.

    15. Re:Liar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All you Apple zealots...take that - your iPods burst into flames! This is exactly why the Zune is superior. You won't see those bursting into flames.

    16. Re:Liar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With apologies to the Bloodhound Gang.

      "We don't need the water let the mother fucker burn. Burn mother fucker burn."

    17. Re:Liar! by Matteo522 · · Score: 5, Funny

      But the +1 means it can hit incorporeal creatures, right?

    18. Re:Liar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While this thread is well readable for it's +5 'funnies', I'd not go as far as call the poor guy a liar.

      After all, there is no smoke without fire.

    19. Re:Liar! by tighr · · Score: 1

      Trying to watch Mr. Bedivere here.... Haha, hoping you meant Mr. Belvedere. I know I was thinking Belvedere every time I watched the Holy Grail.
    20. Re:Liar! by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      Unlike a Monk's fists.

    21. Re:Liar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably nothing. It doesn't contain lithium metal,which is quite explosive on contact with water.

      Not really. Lithium combines with water to form lithium hydroxide (a type of lye) and hydrogen. It is the hydrogen which explodes (if it happens to ignite), not the lithium.
    22. Re:Liar! by cyber-dragon.net · · Score: 1

      If the single Zune sold ever catches on fire I am sure it will be a much bigger news story than this. Fortunately the only MS fanboy that bought one covets it and his self-perceived coolness so much he won't actually risk damaging it by taking it out of the package, hence why he still thinks it is a good product.

    23. Re:Liar! by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      No, they already are in flames.

    24. Re:Liar! by The+Lord+of+Chaos · · Score: 1

      Lithium batteries (Li-Poly) contain no metallic lithium unless they have been overcharged. I'm guessing that's what your concern is. All the lithium is either bound to the anode/cathode or its a dissolved salt in the electrolyte.

      In general, water can cause an electrical short. Lithium batteries can produce a quite a spark if they are shorted at the terminals before the protection circuitry. The short will also cause the battery to heat up through it's internal resistance.

      I don't know whether water reacts with the electrolyte though.

    25. Re:Liar! by Spacezilla · · Score: 1

      Yet people call ME a nerd. Why is life so unfair? :(

    26. Re:Liar! by rhennigan · · Score: 1

      You sir, are the reason I love Slashdot so much.

    27. Re:Liar! by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Liar liar pant's on fire! I bet Johnny Cochrine wants to crawl his way up from hell just to use this defense at the trial. Flamebait? Well, I suppose that's true, given where he is.
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    28. Re:Liar! by n7kv · · Score: 1

      small rocks?

    29. Re:Liar! by jmpeax · · Score: 1

      If his pants were on fire, it would still put them out, wouldn't it?

    30. Re:Liar! by ItMustBeEsoteric · · Score: 1

      50% of the time. Roll before you resolve your attack. :)

  2. Well well well... by Burning1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let me be the first to ask... Did he happen to be hanging from telephone wire when this incident occurred?

  3. Roasted Nuts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know they like roasted nuts in the south, but that's taking it too far.

  4. liar liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pants on fire

  5. The obvious joke... by parkrrrr · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's obviously lying.

    His pants are on fire.

    1. Re:The obvious joke... by mollog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Headline: Burning Man Festival, Atlanta GA

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  6. timely post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "News for nerds...eventually"

  7. Knowing Apple by archgoon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm sure they can spin this into positive PR.

    1. Re:Knowing Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      >I'm sure they can spin this into positive PR.

      Absolutely! Steve Jobs will announce that from this moment forward, all Apple Stores will carry Apple's new iMarshmallows (tm), and that he has arranged to send every registered iPod user a coupon for 50% off their purchase (for a limited time only).

    2. Re:Knowing Apple by aymanh · · Score: 4, Funny

      You remind me of this Dilbert strip.

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    3. Re:Knowing Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, it will be at least a year before Zunes start catching fire! Apple fanboys can then say that Apple got there first or Microsoft copied Apple.

    4. Re:Knowing Apple by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they can spin this into positive PR.
      No need, just get the fanboys here to do it for them.
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  8. obligatory by Pieisexaclty3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Soviet Russia music burns you.

    1. Re:obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our iPod overlords

    2. Re:obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... if there was ever a story in need of the "Hot Grits" guy ...

    3. Re:obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's "flaming iPod overlords," you insensitive clod.

    4. Re:obligatory by PostHypnoticBoy · · Score: 1

      Win. All other responses null and void.

  9. what did he expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple hasn't responded to the claims yet other than sending him a packet to return the iPod.

    Apple to drop everything, charter a private jet with a team of forensic scientists and mob him swat style?

    it sounds like they're being responsive and opening an investigation - where it goes from here is another matter.

    1. Re:what did he expect? by Provocateur · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes but in mailing the packet they decided to choose standard delivery, not priority overnight! Meanwhile the guy is without pants! Without music!

      I feel your pain!

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    2. Re:what did he expect? by Radon360 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I get your humor bit.

      On the serious side, if this were my company's defective product, I wouldn't have it returned priority overnight, either. If I did, there's a good possibility that it would be shipped via an aircraft. A potentially unstable item such as this is prohibited from being shipped via aircraft without some type of special permission/paperwork. I could be opening my company up to an even larger liability if in the remote case the thing should happen to reignite.

  10. Well, obviously by overshoot · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... he needs to sue his dry-cleaners.

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    1. Re:Well, obviously by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, I think the dry-cleaners definitely held up their end of keeping the clothes dry LOL MIRITE.

      (Poster to follow up with an explanation of why it's called "dry"-cleaning in 3...2...)

    2. Re:Well, obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Dry cleaning uses non-water-based solvents to remove dirt and stains from clothes. The potential for using petroleum based solvents in this manner was first discovered in the mid-19th century by French dye-works owner Jean Baptiste Jolly, who noticed that his tablecloth became cleaner after his maid spilled kerosene on it, and from this observation developed a service to clean other people's clothes in this manner, which he termed "nettoyage à sec," or "dry cleaning" in English.

    3. Re:Well, obviously by HouseArrest420 · · Score: 2, Informative

      could at least give credit where credit is due http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_cleaning

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    4. Re:Well, obviously by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 1

      Just imagine if Cliff Claven had had Wikipedia...

    5. Re:Well, obviously by photomonkey · · Score: 1

      Very interesting that you mention dry-cleaning.

      When I was in college, my roommate tossed a pair of jeans into our dryer to fluff out some wrinkles but he left his iPod mini in the pocket.

      After a 15 or so minute dry cycle, it looked about exactly how that one looks (except it was a different model). The liner in the pocket was scorched, but not burned. Oddly, the screen on the iPod didn't even break.

      Even if this guy had it on him, and it did spontaneously combust, there is no f-ing way he, his pants, or his iPod were on fire for 15 seconds. Lithium rapidly oxidizes and releases tremendous amounts of heat in the process. His pants would be burned through, and there would be nothing left to that glossy piece of paper.

      Additionally, most men have pretty hairy legs and groins, and hair burns really easily and rapidly. He's have some pretty serious burns to contend with after 15 seconds, or even 5 seconds.

      If this thing did go off in his pocket, the flash of the initial oxidation probably used up all the available 02 in his pocket, and stifled the fire.

      It did get hot enough to melt the plastic on his iPod, and if there were any plastic-based fibers in his pants, those would nearly have to be at least puckered and deformed, if not melted.

      I'm calling bullshit on the 15 second thing. This was a flash burn, if not an accident similar to my roommate's.

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    6. Re:Well, obviously by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      I do imagine that -- every time I read a Wikipedia entry, I keep in mind that there's a thousand Cliff Clavens out there adding their pearls of wisdom to a thousand entries while I read. There are, of course, real experts coming along and cleaning up some of these entries, but I imagine there's a dozen Cliffs for everyone one of them.

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  11. Glossy Paper by bjackson1 · · Score: 1

    Glossy paper in his pocket may have shielded him from getting burned by the fire, Danny Williams said in local news reports.
    I literally smell a HP photo paper commercial.
    1. Re:Glossy Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      oh yeah? what does is literally smell like?

    2. Re:Glossy Paper by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      oh yeah? what does is literally smell like? Smells like a verb to me. Perhaps you were looking for a pronoun?
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    3. Re:Glossy Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe you where looking for your grammer nazi unit....its over there ---->

    4. Re:Glossy Paper by Epsillon · · Score: 1

      [Jones] We're not Nazis! We're the Grammar Home Guard! Now, you just come back over here, Mr. Raven, sir. They just don't like it up 'em, Mr. Raven, that's their trouble... [/Jones]

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  12. Is that a nano in ur pocket or r u happy to see me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, I can't tell

  13. Apple hasn't responded by Phroggy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apple hasn't responded to the claims yet other than sending him a packet to return the iPod. Nor should they. They haven't seen it yet. What could they possibly say that would be in any way constructive?
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    1. Re:Apple hasn't responded by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      I like how the article includes reference to MUCH LARGER laptop batties. Hey, how about including car batteries while they're at it?

      Perhaps he sat on it. Which pocket was it in?

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    2. Re:Apple hasn't responded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What could they possibly say that would be in any way constructive?"

      - Liar, liar, pants on fire.
      - What were you doing with iPod to cause pants fire?
      - hm...

    3. Re:Apple hasn't responded by Burpmaster · · Score: 3, Funny

      They haven't seen it yet. What could they possibly say that would be in any way constructive? "Pics or it didn't happen!"
    4. Re:Apple hasn't responded by Shivetya · · Score: 5, Funny

      told him its his fault for installing 3rd party applications?

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    5. Re:Apple hasn't responded by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, no, you misunderstand. "Telephone/rumor" effect and all. They didn't give him a packet to return the iPod. The exact wording was that they're giving him "a receptacle in which to place the damaged goods".

      In other words, a hooker.

    6. Re:Apple hasn't responded by goldspider · · Score: 1

      I predict that the burnt wreck will mysteriously get lost in the mail. Game over.

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    7. Re:Apple hasn't responded by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      I've seen that happen several times in places where I have worked, purposefully, I suspect it is always lost in the mail or was received but lost in the warehouse.

  14. hmmm by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was sure I posted in here earlier but its vanished..
    Found it again from my comments but not here

    His playlist included:

                    The Doors, Light my Fire

                    The Prodigy, Firestarter

                    Madonna, Burning up

    Currently playing though was

                    James Brown, Hot pants.

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    1. Re:hmmm by cleatsupkeep · · Score: 1

      You forgot a few - Kansas, Fight Fire with Fire Dragonforce, Through the Fire and Flames

    2. Re:hmmm by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Currently playing though was

                                      James Brown, Hot pants.


      Followed fifteen seconds later by:

      Jerry Lee Lewis, Great Balls of Fire

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    3. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he kept the iPod in his back pocket:

      Johnny Cash, Ring of Fire.

    4. Re:hmmm by stokes · · Score: 1

      I'd have expected him to have been listening to Bruce Cockburn.

    5. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Not wanting to start a flame war here but...

      The playlist also included:

      Burnin' For You - Blue Oyster Cult
      Hot Stuff - Donna Summer
      Disco Inferno - Trammps
      Fire on High - Electric Light Orchestra
      The Unforgettable Fire - U2
      The Firebird Suite - Stravinsky
      I'm On Fire - Bruce Springsteen
      Ashes are Burning - Renaissance
      The Flaming Lips Greatest Hits
      Crash & Burn - Yngwie Malmsteen

    6. Re:hmmm by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Funny

      It was in his back pocket. Next in the queue was Johnny Cash, Ring of Fire.

    7. Re:hmmm by budgenator · · Score: 1

      How about a movie sound track?
      "If captured the government will disavow any knowledge of your mission, this IPOD will self destruct in fifteen seconds, Good Luck"

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    8. Re:hmmm by Snafulligan · · Score: 1

      Reports that he was listening to the band In Flames when the incident happened have not been yet confirmed

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    9. Re:hmmm by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Lucky it didn't include Talking Heads, Burning Down the House.

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    10. Re:hmmm by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 1

      And a rather large Red Hot Chili Peppers collection.

    11. Re:hmmm by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 1

      You magnificent bastard...

    12. Re:hmmm by Sergeant+Pepper · · Score: 1

      He's got quite an eclectic taste in music.

    13. Re:hmmm by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

      "Great Balls on Fire"

      There! Fixed it.

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    14. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Arthur Brown - Fire (I am the God of Hellfire, and I bring you...)
      Jimi Hendrix - Fire
      Jimi Hendrix - House Burning Down
      Pink Floyd - Flaming
      Elvis Presley - Burning Love
      Bob Dylan - This Wheel's on Fire
      Buffalo Springfield - Burned

    15. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And when the fire started:
                  The Used - Liar Liar Burn In Hell
      Followed by:
                  Kandi - Pants On Fire

    16. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bush - A Tendancy to Start Fires
      The Presidents of the United States of America - Bath of Fire
      The Prodigy - Fuel My Fire
      Modest Mouse - Fire It Up
      Garbage - Only Happy When it Rains
      Smashing Pumpkins - Bring the Light
      Millencolin - Fuel to the Flame

      And fifteen seconds later, he used what life was left in the iPod to load up The Suicide Machine's "All Out."

  15. Trousers aflame by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fifteen seconds? Count that out one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, ... or use the second hand from a watch. That's a pretty damn long time.

    hmm, my testicles appear to be alight. I suppose I might have to do something about that one of these days...

    The fire reached to his chest? I'm wondering what else he had in his pocket, perhaps a butane lighter. Even if I hooked an electrical cord to a 2032 Li-ion cell I seriously doubt the flames would go more than 3 inches. Usually batteries go because the current draw is very high. Perhaps polyester clothing could contribute to his misfortune, but glossy paper in his pocket protected him from severe burns? I think we'll have to see what the nano looked like afterwards before really passing any judgement, but this is just about as amazing as the finger in the Wendy's Chili.

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    1. Re:Trousers aflame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Search for it on youtube or digg, i saw the news report on youtube, not to say that this proves anything. They also have pics / vid of the nano and the glossy paper.

    2. Re:Trousers aflame by grimJester · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Fifteen seconds? Count that out one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, ... or use the second hand from a watch. That's a pretty damn long time.

      We should make one movie with a guy just casually checking his watch for 15 seconds while his pants go up in flames and another with the guy going completely crazy swatting his burning pants, rolling around on the ground screaming like a maniac, then take a survey to see which one is more realistic.

    3. Re:Trousers aflame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best. Comment. Ever.

    4. Re:Trousers aflame by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

      Maybe they flames reached his chest while he was sitting down.

    5. Re:Trousers aflame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Litium primary cells and Litium Ion Batteries are two very different kinds of things. Have a look here and note that one has a very long shelf life, and the other loses 5-10% of its maximum capacity every year. The latter also has the "Volatile" warning attached.

    6. Re:Trousers aflame by wwcsa · · Score: 1
      >I think we'll have to see what the nano looked like afterwards before really passing any judgement

      Judge away

    7. Re:Trousers aflame by The+Wing+Lover · · Score: 5, Funny

      We should make one movie with a guy just casually checking his watch for 15 seconds while his pants go up in flames and another with the guy going completely crazy swatting his burning pants, rolling around on the ground screaming like a maniac,

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    8. Re:Trousers aflame by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I could see it getting very hot but flames? I had something along these lines happen once to me. I had a pocket full of change and a new AA battery in it. The change in my pocket actually managed to arrange into a loop that short circuited the battery. So I'm sitting in a lecture and after a while start thinking "Man, my leg hurts, feels like my keys are sticking into me." By the time I couldn't take it anymore and reached in to see what it was the change in my pocket was burning hot. I wasn't running around like Richard Pryor though.

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    9. Re:Trousers aflame by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Wow, that doesn't look at all like the guy held a lighter to it until the button deformed...

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    10. Re:Trousers aflame by martinQblank · · Score: 1

      You go first.

    11. Re:Trousers aflame by zippthorne · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Indeed. Glossy paper protected him?

      Glossy paper is little more than hydrocarbon steeped cellulose fibers, I fail to see how "chest high flames" would've been stopped by glossy paper. Also why they would apparently fail to burn anything but a little bit of the inside of his pocket. I mean, they'd have to go through his pants to reach chest-high, wouldn't they?

      It's far more likely that it was a slow burn, which the paper did slightly insulate him from, but which when he finally noticed was hot enough to slightly char the inside of his pocket and the paper. The "chest high flame" could be attributed to misremembering the event due to shock. I know I've poorly recalled a minor accident I was in, once. (Poorly recalled right after. After I had time to think about it, I'm pretty sure I remember correctly, but at the time it seemed much worse than it was)

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    12. Re:Trousers aflame by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      Holds up cards: 5.9

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    13. Re:Trousers aflame by nebosuke · · Score: 1

      If you take a stack of glossy paper—for instance, a magazine—and light it with an accelerant while the pages are compressed as they would be in the case of a wad of folded paper in a pocket, you'll find the majority of the paper still readable after the fire has died out.

      In the case of a concentrated jet of heated material, such as might be expected from a compromised lithium battery, the damage is even more contained.

      If the battery was compromised such that the heat was directed in the opposite direction, the paper could well have served as a protective insulator without even sustaining visible burn damage.

    14. Re:Trousers aflame by matria · · Score: 1

      Now that did make me laugh out loud!

    15. Re:Trousers aflame by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 1

      What a lot of people seem to be missing is that it is not just the electrical energy of the device (Which can be substantial for the package size) but the materials (largely LITHIUM) contain a TREMENDOUS amount of chemical energy and actually BURN just like gunpowewder contains a lot of chemical energy that is released when it caches fire. Li=pos are not THAT incindiary but... they do burn with ferosity when they light.

      With the lithium-polymer batteries, merely getting a hole in the thin packaging (They are typically not contained in a metal can but in a soft "foil" like package) can be enough to get them to "spontaniously" combust when humid air gets inside them. Even though current Li-Po batteries are supposed to be LESS incindiary than the previous generation of Li-Ion.. you wouldn't know it.

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  16. It was at an airport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There has to be security video that can corroborate his story. Even if the actual event isn't on video; he goes past the camera in one direction with his pants intact. He returns with a big hole burned in his pants. Should be an open and shut case, no?

  17. Duh by bostons1337 · · Score: 0

    You think by now manufactures would smarten up and use a more stable power source for their products (other than lithium-ion). I wonder if Apple will have to recall the batteries and/or if there have been more unreported incidents.

    1. Re:Duh by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      And so ends the Apple's "Dell Battery Supply Deal" . . .

  18. well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well...the iPods are a HOT item....

  19. Pants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Presumably there's an Americanism at play here and the iPod was in his trousers rather than his pants, if not then i've a that feeling Apple could claim improper use.

    1. Re:Pants? by FauxPasIII · · Score: 1, Informative

      british(pants,trousers) <=> american(underwear,pants)

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    2. Re:Pants? by RDW · · Score: 2, Funny

      'Presumably there's an Americanism at play here and the iPod was in his trousers rather than his pants, if not then i've a that feeling Apple could claim improper use.'

      Or improper accessories, at any rate:

      http://www.ohmibod.com/

    3. Re:Pants? by Bob-taro · · Score: 3, Funny

      british(pants,trousers) american(underwear,pants)

      Interesting. So what does "iPod" mean in british?

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    4. Re:Pants? by theguru · · Score: 1

      Yes, and if you ever hear an American referring to a woman's "fanny", they're talking about her rear end, not what you think they're talking about. :)

    5. Re:Pants? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      So THAT'S why my sister in law always refer's to her son's underwear as "panties". To him. In front of guests.

      Or maybe she's just a bitch and is hoping therapy will straighten him out before he takes an axe to her.

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    6. Re:Pants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also worth noting that a "Fanny Pack" is neither a sexual act involving particularly large insertables nor a group of well known lesbian porn actresses oft sighted at trendy clubs and bars but, rather, another name for what we might call a "Bum-Bag", depressing, isn't it.

    7. Re:Pants? by stimpleton · · Score: 1

      I am a New Zealander and Fanny = Pussy. And thats the watered down word.

      The opening ditty for the old US sit-com "The Nanny"(that we got here) chimed of her "falling on her fanny".

      Pretty much I envisioned something like her standing like this and then falling forward.

      For impending US tourists to NZ - a complete list.

      Just so you know when some one says "Her flat mate trimmed her fringe and her fanny, had a squiz at the nick and gave her some plasters".

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    8. Re:Pants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      25% Funny, 25% Insightful, 25% Informative, 25% Troll

      100% Flamebait this time, mate.

    9. Re:Pants? by Headw1nd · · Score: 1

      Someone explain to me why this is moderated flamebait?

    10. Re:Pants? by Petersson · · Score: 1

      Interesting. So what does "iPod" mean in british?

      A greengrocer-made trouser lighter?

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    11. Re:Pants? by john83 · · Score: 1

      british(pants,trousers) <=> american(underwear,pants) Yeah, I've never really gotten this. When I was growing up, it was irish(underpants, pants), which seems like a far more consistent system than either of those.
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  20. Collect the evidence by athloi · · Score: 2, Informative

    Apple hasn't responded to the claims yet other than sending him a packet to return the iPod.

    "Your Honor, we cannot reproduce the allegedly malfunctioning device at this time."

  21. Goodness gracious by RLiegh · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...great balls of fire!

  22. Dilemma by blind+biker · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Write joke myself, or just lay back and wait for the flow...

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  23. He sat on it by dedazo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It bent, the battery ruptured, the lithium reacted with the air. Fire. Possible? I doubt it was spontaneous like the Dell laptops.

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  24. Great Balls of Fire. by capoe · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Anyone else wondering if that's what he was listening to?

    1. Re:Great Balls of Fire. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, yes, very nice. Now, go do your homework.

  25. Great Balls of fire ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not knowing the version of the Nano, or how many "Recharges" he had performed, or even the Temperatures of his environment this is a puzzle. I hope more information comes to light soon as I have a 1st Gen Nano here (though I never put it in my pockets). I also wonder what materials he was wearing it was to set them alight.

    Actually I dont recall ever hearing a story of iPods catching fire. But then again, maybe it's because Laptop Manufacturers want all the news coverage when their products burst into flame

    In all accounts "OUCH" comes to mind

  26. MythBusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here it comes, at the next MythBusters episode!

  27. The burning question... by fohat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will this be followed up with a story about an Apple manager stating:
    "We didn't start the Fire..."?

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  28. there's a fire in his pants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...he's just happy to see you...

  29. This was avoidable by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 5, Funny

    He should have picked a color other than pink and settled for fabulous instead of flaming.

  30. Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    He was watching The Hills, and the Nano couldn't take it, so it decided to end his life.

    1. Re:Maybe... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Nope "Mission Impossible"

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  31. A job for... by Cleon · · Score: 3, Funny

    This looks like a job for...the Mythbusters!

    Or Dave Barry.

    But given that no toilet is involved, I'm inclined to lean towards the Mythbusters.

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    1. Re:A job for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      This looks like a job for...the Mythbusters!


      If the "myth" is that defective batteries in consumer devices will start fires.... They are going to have a hard time busting that. Too many documented examples.

      Maybe the "myth" is that Apple could possibly put a defective component into the iPod? Ummmm... I see a problem with that one too.

      I have know idea what happened in particular this case, but the story that a modern consumer device started a fire is entirely plausible.

    2. Re:A job for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have know idea what happened in particular this case, but the story that a modern consumer device started a fire is entirely plausible.

      You can't even master basic spelling and grammar. Run along back to third grade and leave the serious conversation for the grown ups.

    3. Re:A job for... by cappadocius · · Score: 1

      When I first read your sig I thought it said "Cthulhu/Hastert." And I thought, Cthulhu is a Republican, how did we manage that?

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  32. Newton Crosby? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Her pants are blazing for you Newton Crosby!"

  33. Next week, on Mythbusters... by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously. That's something to be picked up! Almost begs to be. I wouldn't deem it impossible that Apple actually sponsored it.

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    1. Re:Next week, on Mythbusters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't deem it impossible that Apple actually sponsored it. On behalf of the user community and Apple itself, I'd like to thank you for your generous pronouncement.
  34. Never would have happened with a Dell music player by Limburgher · · Score: 1

    . .oh. . .wait. . .

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  35. They did it for sales... by spazmolytic666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They set him on fire for downloading non-itunes music to his ipod, imagine what they'll do to the iphone hackers!

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    1. Re:They did it for sales... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      That puts poisoned torrents into a whole new context

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    2. Re:They did it for sales... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      imagine what they'll do to the iphone hackers!
      Brain tumors?
  36. so what? by knappe+duivel · · Score: 1

    my pants get on fire all the time and I don't even have a iPhone

  37. best. tag. ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think everyone should tag this ipwned.

  38. Is that an iPod in your pocket... by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 1
    ... or are you just happy to see me?

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  39. Hot device by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 4, Funny

    Must be the firewire model.

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  40. It's a feature, not a bug by Luke+Dawson · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's a new kind of DRM Apple is trialling.

  41. Christmas shopping by daveywest · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think its already been said that iPods are going to be the hottest thing for the holidays this year.

  42. that does seem possible according to the photos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    there are supposedly photos here: http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/05/ipod-nana-spews-chest-high-flames-from-trousers-lawsuit-at/

    I am noticing that the guy is pretty short on smoke damage for the kind of flames described. Burning plastic, which would be involved here produces copious amounts of sticky black smoke, and I'm not seeing much of any. Not to mention the fact that his pocket liner seems to be more or less unharmed. IIRC the burning temperature of Lithium is higher than that of cotton.

    1. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by budgenator · · Score: 5, Informative

      I was on fire for at least 15 seconds, maybe more it's hard to tell with traumatic amnesia. I don't remember catching on fire, but I remember smothering foot high flames with my shirt sleeve for 15 seconds, then I remember pulling my hand out of a bucket of water that was across the room, so I can speak with some authority when I say if what he said happened, happened he'd look more like I did. I'm calling bullshit on that one, a slight scald from a overly warm battery sure, foot high flames stopped by "glossy" paper yeah right, sounds more like a bullshit entry to the Liability Lottery to me.

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    2. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by chimpo13 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Several years ago, I was splashed with gasoline and set on fire while wearing a polyester Hawaiian shirt. No damage was done to me or the shirt. I slapped it out. It happened twice because the girl I was with thought it was funny so she did it again. It was funny. I'm sorry about what happened to you, that looks like a lot of damage, but fire does strange things.

    3. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by log0n · · Score: 1

      Retaliation for the shirt? *ducks*

    4. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by modecx · · Score: 1

      Holy hell, that looks nasty. You didn't say what caused your fire, though. Just curious.

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    5. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      I wore a lot of sarcastic Hawaiian shirts for a while. Retaliation for a good zinger that I can't remember since the fire was even funnier.

    6. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Your lucky, polyester melts into a hot sticky tarry mess that holds the heat in when it melts. What I was burned with was basically melted rosin, sports rosin, which I use because its a sticky tarry stuff for sticking dental models together. Mostly I feel lucky, I got off pretty easy compared to what it easily could have been, I've very slight scarring now, the hand looks about like 70 or 80 year old skin, I've lost some pigment near the palm and a lot of elastisicty; range of motion is back up to 99% so I'm good.

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    7. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by goldspider · · Score: 5, Funny

      "It happened twice because the girl I was with thought it was funny so she did it again."

      Ummm.... where do I start?

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    8. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Funny
      I'm calling bullshit on that one, a slight scald from a overly warm battery sure, foot high flames stopped by "glossy" paper yeah right, sounds more like a bullshit entry to the Liability Lottery to me.

      "Ok, uh, we found this mouse in a bottle of Elsinore beer that we bought at your beer store, eh? And we heard that when that happens you get your beer free."

    9. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by Goaway · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The piece of paper looks a lot like a receipt printed on a thermo printer. That paper will turn black at temperatures lower than boiling water, much less fire. Looks like the li-ion batter failed and got hot, but never caught on fire. Had it done so, he'd be wearing a lot more bandages.

    10. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by Like2Byte · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I was going to say. That fellow got very lucky indeed. The worst part about it is that it forms a "second skin" on top of your skin and kinda wants to stay there.

    11. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by k1e0x · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was splashed with gasoline and set on fire while wearing a polyester Hawaiian shirt. -- It happened twice because the girl I was with thought it was funny so she did it again. Dammed kids these days.. back in my day we would just huff the gas, but oooh no, not today, thats to old fashion, gotta take everything the the extreme now.
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    12. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've very slight scarring now, the hand looks about like 70 or 80 year old skin, I've lost some pigment near the palm and a lot of elastisicty; range of motion is back up to 99% so I'm good.
      Could have been worse, imagine if you'd ended up as a baldy twat.
    13. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nowhere.

      [Girl who uses accelerant to set me on fire] >>> [absence of girl].

      Duh.

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    14. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by ozbird · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dammed kids these days.. back in my day we would just huff the gas, but oooh no, not today, thats to old fashion, gotta take everything the the extreme now.

      Back in the day, kids used to be sharing, and took turns at setting each other on fire. Nowadays it's just me, me, me...

    15. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      In your case, it would most likely be attributed to the fact that the gasoline will burn first before the fire starts to consume your clothes and you.

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    16. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by StikyPad · · Score: 0

      Right, well the exposure time to radiation -- be it heat, radio, or particle -- tends to make a difference, which is why running your finger through a candle's flame is painless, but holding it in the flame for a few seconds can cause serious burns. You apparently managed to quickly extinguish the source, but if your hands had caught fire in the process -- not difficult in a Class B fire -- you would probably be telling a very different story. Playing with fire is inherently fun (otherwise we wouldn't need to constantly remind children not to play with matches/lighters), but if you're going to attempt stuntman-level pyrotechnics, I'd suggest taking stuntman-level safety precautions, which usually include several people with C02 extinguishers and at least 1 paramedic on site. As they say, it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. Or 45% of their skin.

    17. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by SnoopJeDi · · Score: 1

      back in my day we would just huff the gas in the snow uphill both ways


      There, slight correction.
    18. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      the thing about hydrocarbons is they only burn as a vapour, so the actual burning occurs away from you, so it only burns you if it is a big flame that generates a lot of heat for a long enough time. If it is only a thin layer, it will go out before you even get warm.

      That's why kids can do the old deodorant/aftershave on the hand trick.

    19. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Other than stupidity, it was rosin/pine tar that had over heated and caught fire, I had put it out successfully three times and was trying to move it away from other flammables when it must have reignited, there are a couple gaps in my memory like a badly edited movie.

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    20. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

      He probably would have gotten rid of her but he didn't want to buy another {dish washer|food cooker|bed warmer}

    21. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by v1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's even very little burn inside his pocket and we all know what cheap thin material they make kakki pants pockets out of. If there had been any actual flames, there'd be a good deal more damage.

      Someone above posted about getting a liquid spilled on them (gas?) and lit and it didn't burn his clothes. Naturally. It burned the gas. There was no accellerant here, and it's not like the lithium was squirting out of the ipod. If there was fire, something was being consumed. His clothes, aside from the little discoloration on the inside of his pocket, are fine. Clearly he's full of BS.

      The blackening of the paper and the pocket lining was almost certainly due to smoke spewing out of the ipod when the battery lit up. There were no "open flames".

      It never ceases to amaze me how many people try to play the "frivilous lawsuit" lottery. People like HIM are why this country has to have so many lawyers.

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    22. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by sjames · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm guessing there was plenty of smoke but not nearly as much fire as he thought. It's understandable that when someone is surprised by heat, noise, and smoke pouring out of their pants pocket they may honestly remember it a lot worse than it actually was.

      In the local newscast, you could see scorch marks on the side consistant with mostly smoke and a bit of flame, but not the huge fireball he described.

    23. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by muellerr1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just because we have chisled abs and stunning features, does not mean we to can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

    24. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      Not to mention thats a normal battery failure if the battery shorts from abuse. Which shockingly most iPods are subjected to because people don't take care of them (hell I'm replacing my screen right now because of a moment of not being careful). The BIG Li-Ion battery meltdowns like what he is exaggerating occur when charging only, and your talking 30-70+watts going into the battery + a fully charged hulking laptop battery. iPod batteries have a lower energy potential than one of my rechargeable AAs. This guy is seriously full of shit. Should just take the replacement Apple doesn't have to provide him with (two years old w/o the extended warranty I'm betting), and be happy.

    25. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Most clothing these days will make use of some kind of fire retardant, especially synthetic fabrics as they will melt and cause additional damage, the lack of burning from an Li battery fire is hardly unsurprising.

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    26. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by Palpitations · · Score: 1

      That's why kids can do the old deodorant/aftershave on the hand trick. I always found aerosol furniture polish to be the best when I was a kid... Get a nice ball of it foamed up in your hand, light it, and with a little practice you can throw pretty impressive fireballs. You just have to be careful not to let it spread out too much from the throw, or let it set anything on fire.

      All things considered, I'm amazed I only burnt the house down once considering some of the stupid stuff I did when I was young. At least the fire chief who investigated was pretty amused that it came down to a one-in-a-million accident (a staple gun, of all things, started the fire... long story). Yeah, after he found the the little fireworks factory, squib boards, and electric ignitors in what was left of my room, I figured I was pretty screwed regardless of the real cause. Thankfully he didn't write it off at that, insurance paid up, and I didn't get busted for manufacturing explosive devices or whatever the charge would be.

      Hell, if my family was as litigious as most people in America seem to be, we probably could have sued the manufacturer of the staple gun for millions as well ;)
    27. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Several years ago, I was splashed with gasoline and set on fire while wearing a polyester Hawaiian shirt. No damage was done to me or the shirt. I slapped it out. It happened twice because the girl I was with thought it was funny so she did it again. It was funny. I'm sorry about what happened to you, that looks like a lot of damage, but fire does strange things.

      What happened to you isn't hard to explain. The gasoline vapor was burning -- you weren't. But where would flammable vapors come from in an iPod?

      I also think the guy's story is bullshit, but you can't really make a comparison between what he claims happened, and what happened to you when you were doused with a volatile, flammable substance.

    28. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    29. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by The+Lord+of+Chaos · · Score: 1

      I think it's plausible that he saw smoke. The flames are a bit of a stretch.

      Some people mentioned the flaming laptop video, but batteries in laptops are a lot bigger that what's in the Nano so I doubt there was any flames.

      It looks like the battery had an internal short, generally caused by metallic particle contamination during production. Li-ion (all Li-Polymer these days) batteries will heat up, the electrolyte vaporizes and causes the battery to expand, which is why the case is split open. If battery case splits (it's just some sheets of plastic coated aluminum sealed a the edges) the electrolyte will escape. The battery may go into thermal runaway if it heats up enough and may "vent with flame", which depending on the battery means it will create a lot of smoke for smaller batteries or something worse with larger batteries.

    30. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by RulerOf · · Score: 1

      I was similarly burned on my left hand when I was 18. I didn't have any type of fuel on my hand though, I tripped and my hand landed in a fire because my friends decided to ignore some very common-sense fire safety rules and I was stupid enough to assume they wouldn't. My recovery process wasn't quite as bad as yours, and debriding a burn is NOT fun, as I'm sure you know. Never needed/heard about a compression glove either, but I wonder if your burns were more severe than mine, or if age had something to do with it.

      But I thoroughly second your bullshit call.

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    31. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by fbjon · · Score: 1

      C02 Carbon dizero?
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    32. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pics of said girl?

      Was she an "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for pouring gasoline on me and setting me on fire" kind of girl?

    33. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doesn't look like an ipod to me, too thick, even for a 1st gen. nano.... maybe one of the many cheap lookalikes. Anybody have a better photo?

    34. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by ShadoHawk · · Score: 1

      "It's in the Canadian Criminal Code, eh. Like there's legal precedence set in cases in law, eh?"

    35. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by drcagn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Joanna, fire.

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    36. Re:that does seem possible according to the photos by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I was lucky enough that the local hospital thought the burns were worse than they were and transfered me to the regional burn center at Detroit Receiving. I've heard some real horror stories about the local hospitals and burns.

      The theory behind the compression garment is it helps keep the edema, swelling, down so the tissues get better blood flow and it keep the scar tissue flat. I only have a little bit of the spider-web raised scar on the inside of the thumb web on the palm side, well the half that's still there LOL. If nothing else it keeps you from getting a sun burn on top of a thermal burn.

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  43. It's a feature by grimJester · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently the flames are invisible so people will think you're dancing.

    1. Re:It's a feature by hey! · · Score: 1

      You mean like hot grits?

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    2. Re:It's a feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just love when people say "apparently" and "invisible" in one sentence.

    3. Re:It's a feature by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      "Please don't let the invisible fire burn my friend!"

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  44. it's obvious by User+956 · · Score: 1

    Let me be the first to ask... Did he happen to be hanging from telephone wire when this incident occurred?

    Yeah, it's pretty obvious this isn't true. Everyone knows Apple doesn't use Sony batteries.

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  45. Almost mandatory list of really bad jokes: by shdowhawk · · Score: 1

    - I guess he thought hot pants here back in season
    - His little toy got too hot while he was playing with it in his pants
    - I knew those ipods were hot, but i didn't think they were flaming
    - He was so flaming he literally needed an extinguister to put him out
    - Maybe he was listening to a Farenheit 451 audio book
    - If he wanted to be a fire crotch... red hair dye is cheaper than an ipod...
    I warned you.. they were bad...

    1. Re:Almost mandatory list of really bad jokes: by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Don't forget:

      The RIAA is *really* cracking down on illegal music downloads with the latest DRM!

  46. While Listening to "Catch a Fire" by Bob Marley by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

    Apparently the iPod and the battery rendered the songs a bit too literally...

  47. Prediction by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I predict that the FAA will ban any and all devices that use lithium ion battery technology. They can't risk one of these devices turning into something of Thermite while in flight.

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    1. Re:Prediction by sjames · · Score: 1

      I find it interesting that they haven't done that so far.

      They banned any significant amount of liquids because they're afraid someone might combine them (and about 50 pounds of ice) in the lav to make an explosive, even though most chemists will be a bit nervous doing that in a properly equipped lab.

      However, they ignore all those laptop batteries that can be easily and undetectably rigged to "vent with flame" producing great volumes of choking and lung damaging acrid smoke as well as a great deal of panic.

      While I do believe in Hanlon's raor, I find it hard to believe that anyone that amazingly stupid could reach adulthood before accidentally drowning in a bizarre toothbrushing accident.

  48. How long before lawsuit filed? by Electric+Eye · · Score: 1

    You know the scumbag sharks are already circling and I'm sure this guy has already spoken to ten lawyers about suing Apple. It's the American Way, you know.

    1. Re:How long before lawsuit filed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How dare he sue over a defective product? Come on mactards, contribute to Apple's legal defense!

    2. Re:How long before lawsuit filed? by Electric+Eye · · Score: 1

      Gee, 100 million of them have been sold and one defective one constitutes a lawsuit? I'd wait to see what Apple does. Regardless, I'm sure this dude will sue because this is his chance to say he was "damaged" in some way or harmed for life. I'm taking bets now on how quickly that happens.

  49. Mod Apple down ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... for making flamebait products. :)

  50. I got an infection from my iPod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got a severe case of antibiotic-resistant boogie woogie influenza from my iPod.

  51. Smells like... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Victory!

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  52. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Normally I wouldn't post this, but it adds so much to the discussion it really needs to be modded up.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by bombastinator · · Score: 1

      whats totally irritating is this is only the second 5 mod post I've made, and I forgot to log in when i did it :[

    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did you "forget" to? There's a checkbox you have to check, unless you have told your profile to always post anonymously, which is a bad idea if you want to be modded up.

      Sounds fishy to me; like if the real author of the post logged in to dispute this, we would have no way of knowing who really wrote it, and perhaps you're betting that he'll choose not to go through such hassle and let you take credit for it... and in reality are hoping to get some of his karma via sympathy.

      Hmm...

  53. self-destruct button by treak007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think this makes it pretty obvious that Steve Jobs is secretly hiding self-destruct mechanisms inside the ipods for when Apple tries to take over the world.

    Surrender or your 8 gigs of music gets it.

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  54. I saw this on the news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    His pants had a small brown spot inside the pocket...if it were for 15 seconds, and up to his chest, wouldn't it be a little more burned than that?

  55. could be worse... by Reverend528 · · Score: 1

    This makes the ipod the second deadliest item to carry around in your pants.

    1. Re:could be worse... by Peyna · · Score: 1

      That article wins the "Best Headline Pun of the Year" award.

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  56. Nearly two years old? by youthoftoday · · Score: 3, Funny

    From TFA: "The nearly two year-old iPod caught fire".

    He kept commodity electronics more than six months! He did not consume, he is not a good citizen, he had it coming!

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  57. The facts by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    The iPod nano is almost two years old.
    Apple sent him a package to return the iPod.
    The battery is Lithium-ion.

    The story has noted that laptop li-ion batteries that Apple used have caught on fire before. The article did not mention that the batteries in question were made by Sony.

    It is possible that something went wrong with the battery and/or packaging; however, bear in mind that this is a two year old iPod nano. This is the first reported case so 1 out of millions of iPod nanos since sold is a very small percentage. In other words, no one panic yet. :)

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  58. Let me guess... by Keyper7 · · Score: 1

    ...happened right after an unlocking hack and a firmware update?

  59. This Thread by MrCrassic · · Score: 1

    ...is USELESS without pics!

    I'll let my Karma burn along with this guy.

  60. Safety Last by Jumpy · · Score: 1

    Here is an interesting Robert X. Cringely article that explained
    the troubles with lithium ion type batteries from 2006...

    http://www.ecovehicle.com/new_page_33.htm

    Perhaps your cell phone might be next? Hopefully the chances of an explosion are extremely small.

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  61. Positive PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Bring an iPod to the dance

    there's hotness in your pants

    lalalala

  62. Ah ha by strikeleader · · Score: 0

    It's the new penalty for unlocking an Apple product.

  63. Apple's old slogan said it all by hcdejong · · Score: 4, Funny

    Rip. Mix. Burn.

    1. Re:Apple's old slogan said it all by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Well, I get the "rip" and "burn" parts, but how do you mix your pants?

    2. Re:Apple's old slogan said it all by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      If an iPhone can blend, I'm sure my Dungarees will.

  64. arthur brown by zogger · · Score: 1

    just plain "fire" linky

  65. Was it a real iPod? by fluffy99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Or one of the really poor quality Chinese knock-offs that you see all over eBay?

    1. Re:Was it a real iPod? by moriya · · Score: 1

      Intriguing thought. On my 3rd-gen 20GB iPod... says here:

      Designed by Apple in California. Assembled in China.

      Sadly I do not know if the battery's origin is China. But I highly doubt it'd surprise anyone if it is.

  66. Apple need to send a second packet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So this guy can send in his roasted weiner too!

  67. The RIAA statement by Skiron · · Score: 1

    The new anti-pirate mechanism worked exactly as planned. DON'T copy music, especially in your underpants.

  68. my question by hcmtnbiker · · Score: 1

    Li-on batteries fail, for the most part, from improper exposure to heat, usually 180 degrees Fahrenheit and up. So my question is what where his pants doing arround 180 degrees in the first place?

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  69. I'm ashamed of this site .... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Nobody has mentioned HOT GRITS or Videos of Natalie Portman ....

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  70. Dancing Flame? by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

    Youtube posting of modified iPod commercial showing dancers on fire in 3... 2... 1...

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  71. Quite possibly by overshoot · · Score: 4, Funny

    They can't risk one of these devices turning into something of Thermite while in flight.
    That makes sense, since that kind of Security Theater wouldn't be nearly as hard to implement as stopping people from carrying on kilograms of real thermite.
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    1. Re:Quite possibly by eeyoredragon · · Score: 1

      Have you ever seen thermite? I haven't. I wouldn't know what it looked like from a hamburger. But I know what an iPhone looks like. You can't fight logic. The choice is clear!

    2. Re:Quite possibly by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      it's grey, drab and looks like ashes.

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=WrCWLpRc1yM

      "Doing these experiments... So you don't have to."

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  72. Quick, mod the iPod flamebait *rimshot* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [nt]

  73. iPods don't burn people... by logophage · · Score: 1

    It's people that burn people.

  74. TSA opens fire on iSmoking man by k1e0x · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Glossy paper in his pocket may have shielded him from getting burned by the fire, Danny Williams said in local news reports. "If TSA had come by and seen me smoking, they could have honestly thought I was a terrorist," Williams is quoted as saying. That's funny. You could go to jail for life because you pocket exploded into flames.
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  75. Sure why not by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Everyone else wins these stupid lawsuits or gets out of court settlements. Or at least it seems that way.

    Besides, its the american way now apparently.

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  76. Jerry lee + Leewis by F4_W_weasel · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet he was listening to
    Great Balls of fire

  77. New meaning by talkingpaperclip · · Score: 0

    Gives a whole new meaning to "iPod Killer", huh?

    ba-dum-ching. Thanks for coming to the show tonight. Try the veal.

  78. Not sure I believe him... by switcha · · Score: 2, Funny
    I mean, I don't want to start a flame war with this guy, but ....

    No, really! I don't want to start a flame war with this guy.

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  79. iPod by l0rd.47hl0n · · Score: 0

    . . . and BOING! It disappears into the ether.

  80. iPod Nano makes Manhood Nano by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    I can just see the new marketing campaign!

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  81. No no no by Arceliar · · Score: 1

    It didn't set his pants aflame, it set them iFlame. It's one of those features that lets you know when it's time to replace your perfectly good but two year old player.

  82. Under inversigation again, right now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I predict that the FAA will ban any and all devices that use lithium ion battery technology.

    Actually, it's not technically the FAA who'll do the banning, it will be their parent gov organization: the US Department of Transportation itself. Specifically, the Office of Safety Energy and Environment and the Office of Transportation Policy, and to a lesser extent the NTSB, although the FAA will be providing much input to the Notice of Proposed Rulemaking (NPRM) which will codify the ban. And right now, all of these players are looking closely again at consumer electronics devices powered by lithium batteries where the size of the battery contains amounts of lithium greater than that of a cellphone battery. Laptop computers are the obvious target since their spontaneous combustion and large numbers of battery recalls by their makers has attracted so much media attention. The iPod battery is about the same size as a cellphone battery so it will probably not be affected..... yet.

  83. Mythbusters by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It really does sound like one of their episodes.. An implausible urban legend, a pending lawsuit.. splashed with a tiny amount of questionable science..

    Now, all repeat after me ' BUSTED '.

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  84. And an interesting derivation... by mangu · · Score: 1
    The first road trip in a motor car, in Germany in 1886, was fueled by dry-cleaning fluid bought on the road from laundry shops.


    Sorry, I can't find any links to this, but Wikipedia (which, as we all know, never lies) says that "it also was tested on the road to Untertürkheim where nowadays the Gottlieb-Daimler-Stadion is situated"

  85. If true, what triggered it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I doubt it'd be often for the battery in an iPod to go off spontaneously. One would hope that QC would be a lot better for a battery that for all intents and purposes is permantly sealed inside the unit. So it should be a lot less risky than an interchangable laptop or cellphone battery where the QC is a lot more questionable.

    So why would it go off? I'd suspect something like a coin or a foil gum wrapper finding its way into the docking slot. Small chance, but I'm sure shorting out the right contacts in there wouldn't be good for the iPod or its battery.

  86. FUEGO by Shadyman · · Score: 1

    Obligatory double-entendre:

    FUEEEEEEEEEGO en mis pantalones!

  87. Chest high flames? by crowbarsarefornerdyg · · Score: 1

    Honestly, maybe it was sparks. The iPod doesn't look like it was that badly damaged. His pocket is free from damage, as far as I can see on engadget.com, and the scorching on the "glossy paper" indicates a short, intense heat burst. It seems like something arced out in the front controls, causing a shower of sparks. I don't doubt that he was scared shitless, but I do doubt that there were flames for 15 seconds. That's quite a long time when your life is in danger, and I just don't see anything that would indicate a burn time of 15 seconds.

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  88. Must be the biPhone model by dubbayu_d_40 · · Score: 1

    youtube.com/watch?v=6bqUEpVhmVg

  89. Air Travel by xkhaozx · · Score: 1

    I wonder how long until they start banning any electronics with batteries in them on airplanes...

  90. So... by lamarguy91 · · Score: 1

    Is that a nano in your pocket...

    ... or are you just happy to see me?

  91. Gay jokes? by jakepmatthews · · Score: 0

    Apple, pants aflame? come on...

  92. Re:Water on Lithium batteries by Technician · · Score: 1

    Someone decided to find out. Here is the rusult.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7abq34mckg
    it is kind of boring really. Maybe if the battery was already in flame mode it might be more exciting. Hmm, I think I have a video project.. overcharged battery on cotton string over a bucket of water.. Hmmm... Stay tuned.

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  93. HCF by thetartanavenger · · Score: 1

    Ah I see Apple are still using the HCF function in their assembly code

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  94. Hmm by Kyreas · · Score: 1

    Tempted to use the cliched 'Photos or it didn't happen'...but knowing some bits of equipment, I can imagine this did! Mine you...15 seconds and up to his chest? Wouldn't you notice faster? xD I like Apple sending a bag to give it back in. I'd half expect them to send a fireblanket too...

  95. Problem/Solution..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    Problem: IPod causes pants to catch fire.

    Soultion: Turn porn off.

    He seems to be the perfect candidate for the nickname "Mr. Hot Pants"

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  96. Re:Liar! Liarthium? by aqk · · Score: 1

    >>> Probably nothing. It doesn't contain lithium metal,which is quite explosive on contact with water.
    > Not really. Lithium combines with water to form lithium hydroxide (a type of lye) and hydrogen

    Oh, really?

    A longgg time ago, back when they taught Chemistry in High School (do they still? Probably in China and India.)... I remember seeing potassium and sodium tossed into water... SMALL quantities only.
    Rather nasty. Agreed it's the hydrogen that burns, but it is generated vigorously and is immediately set on fire by the reaction of the metal with water.
    If you DO decide to toss some lithium metal into water, make sure you don't use your bare hand!
    And stand well back!

    Apparently Lithium is not quite as active as potassium, but...
    See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithium


  97. put it under cold water if its too hot! by kkehler · · Score: 1

    You have got to be kidding!! How is that possible. The heat on his leg before it even reached the point that it would ignite would be too hot for him to handle. Another monkey trying to sue Apple. On a side note...my iPhone has gotten pretty hot too so I ran it under cold water to cool it off. http://www.everything-macs.com/

  98. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MY pants are set aflame by Miley Cyrus, but I'm not complaining!

  99. Li-Ion Batteries are starting to freak me out by LKM · · Score: 1
    All these incidents with exploding Litium-Ion-Batteries are starting to freak me out. I don't particularly want my crown jewels blown away by the phone in my pocket.

    Ars Technica had an article on this some time ago. Here's another one about Japanese scientists who think Li-Ion batteries are "inherently dangerous and must be changed to ensure safety." The thing is, all these companies have invested a ton of money into developing and manufacturing these batteries, and now they need their investment to pay off before getting rid of the technology.

    Quote from the second article:

    In the past two years alone, Toshiba, Gateway, Lenovo, Sony, and Dell have all issued recalls on lithium ion batteries used in their products. The Times suggests that the reason many of these manufacturers haven't switched out the lithium ion batteries altogether is because the battery technology is fairly new, and the investments in lithium ion batteries have been expensive. Lithium ion batteries were first introduced to the mainstream market in 1992 by Sony.
  100. I just missed lunch... by cliff45 · · Score: 1

    At the risk of sounding calloused here, perhaps this chap worked for the Nestle company?

    The only problem I see was that he had all the Ham slices and cheese IN THE OTHER POCKET when the Apple device caught on fire....

    Oh well, those "Hot Pockets" never were good for you. Too many preservatives and such....

    Do "Lean Pockets" just make your pants way tighter? I'm so confused here!~

  101. Free ipod by slackoon · · Score: 1

    Somebody wants a free Ipod! I hope Apple does not give in to this individual. Too many people think they can make up and LIE they want about a large company and they will be bought off to keep quiet. Does this remind anybody else of a lawsuit for cofee being too hot at McDonnalds?

  102. holy crap by ryannagy · · Score: 1

    that IS funny. I don't really believe it, but it's funny.

  103. Re:Liar! Liarthium? by or-switch · · Score: 1
    Yes, they do teach chemistry here and I have a degree in it as well. Lithium METAL and lithium IONS are different chemical entities. When lithium metal loses one electron (that vigorous process you noted when the metal explodes on contact with water) the resulting ion is relatively harmless (it's the same lithium used in lithium salts used to treat mania and dipression).

    There is no lithium metal (that would be reactive to water) in a lithium ion battery. Lithium is the electrolyte that shuttles between the anode and cathode which are generally made from a cobalt salt that is oxidized and reduced during charging/discharging.

  104. Re:Liar! Liarthium? by aqk · · Score: 1

    Well I AM aware that it's not the pure metal.
    Explain this to the lads that slept thru Chemistry class, but now somehow consider themselves experts in 'alternative' theories.

    The guys that bandy around the terms lithium, sodium, mercury, and lead sometimes aren't aware that the pure metal is not the 'active' ingredient, be it an exploding Dell laptop, an anti-anxiety medicine, or a deadly poison causing Minamata disease.

    From other high-school 'experiments' I recall we students rolling around balls of Mercury in the palms of our hands. marveling at its properties.
    When I tell this to people now, they gasp and marvel that I am still alive, or that I haven't suffered some brain damage. (Well, OK- this last example is debatable).
    Presumably, that's one of the reasons that Mercury in our teeth fillings doesn't poison us- it's not one of those nasty organic salts that cause all the problems (or benefits).

    But I digress- I'll leave it to you chem experts to explain it them. ;-)
    Thanx.


  105. Liar INDEED! by zeromerk · · Score: 1

    Because Apple Warranty refused to cover: "My pants actually caught my iPod on fire!"