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  1. Re:The site is back up now. on GoDaddy Silences RateMyCop.com · · Score: 1

    It's dead again as of 2:28pm EST.

  2. Why does the link go to the end page of the story? on The Dirty Jobs of IT · · Score: 1

    Is there a compelling reason to make us start at the end of the article? Other than possibly heading off a hundred "WHY ISN'T THIS ARTICLE ALL ON ONE PAGE?!" posts, I mean?

  3. Re:And your point is? on Donkey Kong and Me · · Score: 1

    > Some of us wrote video games in 6502 assembly language back then.

    Which ones? Anything we might remember?

  4. Re:And yet... on Domains Blocked By US Treasury 'Blacklist' · · Score: 1

    > In Iran, well, its illegal to even be jewish.

    Beg your pardon?

    http://www.google.com/search?q=iranian+jews

  5. A generator of resources that the Cuban regime... on Domains Blocked By US Treasury 'Blacklist' · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...uses to oppress its people?

    You mean things like providing a never ending stream of very real examples of how America wants to meddle in internal Cuban affairs, thereby providing an instant excuse to play the nationalist "they want to topple your government from Washington! Ignore the abuses you know about and rally together as a nation to resist them as a people!" card?

  6. Re:Alternative music.. alternative methods on Reznor Follows Radiohead, Offers Free Album · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My good man, you can say what you want about The Carpenters, and you can mock Neil Diamond all you want, but I will DAMNED well not sit here and allow you to say another unkind word about Barry Manilow. The man wrote the Band-Aid song, you Philistine! THE BAND-AID SONG!! Harrumph.

  7. Oh, delicious irony. on P2P Scammers' Lawyers Attack Open Source Team · · Score: 2, Funny

    FTA:

    "It's no surprise that emotions run high when people are ripped off..."

    It's not getting "ripped off," it's SHARING!

  8. Re:Poop on Microsoft To Drop HD DVD · · Score: -1, Troll

    Considering it's Sony and Blu-Ray that won, I think at least one person should have the stones to mod the parent +1 insightful.

  9. Re:You know what? on Leaked RIAA Training Video · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll do you one better. You go here...

    http://thepiratebay.org/tor/3678098/Black_Sabbath-The_Best_Of_Black_Sabbath-2CD-(Remastered)-2007-EO ...and download it yourself. You burn it and send Sabbath a check, as I had nothing to do with it and have no claim to their cash. If the boys in the band like their arrangement with the label then they'll kick back some of the money. If not, then their beef is with the suits. Either way, I'm okay with it.

    However, you should be warned that by downloading that torrent you're supporting communism, AIDS, baby rape, and late fees at video stores. I hope you're happy with yourself, you amoral hooligan.

  10. You know what? on Leaked RIAA Training Video · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm in the entertainment industry. I'm one of those corporate media whores who "hasn't come up with an original story in decades" and "keeps shoveling sellout pop shit down (your) throats" and "wouldn't know real talent if it walked up and kicked (me) in the balls." I'm part of the complex, epic machinery that creates the media that all of you "share" because it's all shit and worthless and you wouldn't bother downloading it if you weren't "sticking it to teh mang" and at the end of the day my rent and car payment and grocery store bills all depend on selling the stuff that you all pretend to loathe while you're copying it at terabytes per day.

    And, sadly, all that being said I'd still rather have you guys steal all my work in "protest" than have the RIAA represent me and blame the Pirate Bay for 9/11, herpes, Ashlee Simpson's "career," and the fucking Kennedy assassination.

    Seriously. I hate those assholes.

    I still have rent to pay, though, so go buy a fucking CD you torrented or something, okay?

  11. Re:Volume on Inventor to Launch Pop Bottle Rocket into Space · · Score: 2, Informative

    Isn't it "sine qua non," or have I been using the phrase incorrectly my entire life? A quick search for "sin qua non" leads to nothing but "sine" versions of it.

  12. "It's totally unacceptable..." on Muslim Groups Attempt to Censor Wikipedia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "It's totally unacceptable to print the Prophet's picture?"

    Oh, really?

    Centuries of your own culture's actions suggest otherwise, sweetie. Sorry to have that little inconvenient truth drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century. Try the veal...

    http://www.zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/

  13. Re:A corollary to existing theory? on Does Anonymity In Virtual Worlds Breed Terrorism? · · Score: 1

    Or at least a breathless rundown on the Al Quaeda-inspired plot to ram dozens of wiggly pink cocks into the CIA's virtual headquarters in Second Life.

  14. Re:no more than anonymity in the real world... on Does Anonymity In Virtual Worlds Breed Terrorism? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope you're being sarcastic. It's not like government bodies to ever admit mistakes. Unless it's mistakes of their predecessors, of course.
    We did NOT lose Vietnam!
    ...it was a tie.
  15. Let's just rephrase that a little. on A Look at The RIAA's War Against College Students · · Score: 1

    The campaign is described as one to 'force "consumers" to buy what clearly value enough to download by the terabyte -- corporate "content," as the Big 4 call the media that college students claim to think is all formulaic and worthless, and yet consume at an at enormous rate when it's free and easily pilferable.'

  16. Re:It all comes down to $$$ on The Pirate Bay Tops 10 Million Users · · Score: 1

    Say what you will, the way they dole out terabytes of content they didn't create to people who just want free stuff under the guise of "thumbing their nose at the media bullies" gains them no points in my book. As someone who warezed *everything* as a kid and is now trying to make a living in the arts, I find it ironic that I can't afford a hat now.

  17. Re:Too Bad. on Rat-eating Plant Discovered in Australia · · Score: 1

    You keep using that word...

  18. Re:How they make children on Command Line Life Partner Wanted · · Score: 5, Funny

    > and race conditions

    How can you post something like that on MLK day?

    (I expect at least one mod point for not forcing a really clunky "I have a d-ram" joke...)

  19. I think I saw this movie... on Command Line Life Partner Wanted · · Score: 0

    ...when it was called "Pasty White Female."

  20. Re:and then what? on Startup Offers Instant-Boot Windows Alternative · · Score: 1

    Yeah, sorry about that. I've been meaning to change that for *months*. I guess I have to now that you've called me out on it...

  21. Re:Sounds like... on Hasbro Using DMCA on Facebook Game Apps · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just had to get that off your chess, didn't you?

  22. Re:and then what? on Startup Offers Instant-Boot Windows Alternative · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, no, you're looking at this all wrong! This is SPLASHTOP, man! It's instant, it's hip, it's cool, it's edgy! This isn't your father's bootup, man! This is the future! It's Web 2.0 on RUBY RAILS! Don't believe me? Here's our commercial - would FALLOUT FUCKING BOY be in our commercial if this wasn't the way of tomorrow? For shizzle.

    Now, about that startup money we were mentioned earlier...

  23. Re:Blocking email addresses? on Parents To Block Kids From Joining MySpace · · Score: 3, Funny

    Scoff if you want, as long as my little xXxSmileyMileyCheerGirl95xXx is protected by the combined powers of MySpace and the U.S. Government then I can sleep better at night knowing that nothing illegal or unsavory can happen to her person.

  24. Re:What about the extras??? on Filming an Invasion Without Extras · · Score: 1

    Now I know how Slashdotters feel when I try to participate in discussions about programming...

    http://www.google.com/search?q=film+extra+union

  25. Re:Old news. on Refactoring: Improving the Design of Existing Code · · Score: 2, Funny

    Goblet of Fire was pretty awesome, but it's no Deathly Hallows.