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  1. NSF on 'YouCut' Targets National Science Foundation Budget · · Score: 1

    Ain't 'em de commies whut put up nekkid pichers and pretended they wuz art?

  2. A medical strudent I knew once defined... on What Does Google Suggest Suggest About Humanity? · · Score: 1

    ... a proctoscope as a tube with an a$$hole on each end. It's applicable to the process that created this article

  3. In other news on Skiing Robot May Not Be Useful, But Fun To Watch · · Score: 1

    Wright brothers sand-sailing contraption pretty gol-durned worthless. This is the last straw, I'm resigning the patent office because everything worth inventing has been.

  4. This is why on China Jails Four For Microsoft XP Piracy · · Score: 1

    In America, we PADLOCK our dumpsters, just to prevent such mischief

  5. Re:Stick-Man Pornographers-----WATCH OUT! on Tennesee Man Charged In "Virtual Pornography" Case · · Score: 1

    You're a real sticko. Besides with that middle name, the poor dweeb is doomed http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/03/27/the-middle-name-wayne-strikes-again/

  6. Re:So, about that "hormone imbalance"... on Hospital Confirms Steve Jobs's Liver Transplant · · Score: 1

    You can't hear a liver transplant

  7. There's the signpost up ahead... on Miro Asks Users To "Adopt" Lines of Source · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...You've just crossed from "Creative" to "Cute." Next up: An endless stream of tote bags.

  8. Who steals my purse steals... on Microsoft Secret Prototype Phone Stolen · · Score: 2
    ...TRASH. But he that filches from me my good name

    Robs me of that which not enriches him,

    And makes me poor indeed.

    Hence, we have here a less than trivial loss

  9. DARN!!! on "Reality Mining" Resets the Privacy Debate · · Score: 1
    FTFA 'In some sense we're becoming a global village. Privacy may turn out to have become an anomaly.'

    And I've been working so hard to be like everybody else.

  10. Next stop... on Searching DNA For Relatives Raises Concerns · · Score: 1
    ...Guilt by gene proximity.

    "We couldn't help but notice you share critical gene sequences with you serial-killer cousin, not to mention Ted Bundy."

    BANG!

  11. Say, this chocolate frosting tastes like.... on Windows Breaks Into Supercomputer Top 10 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    WAIT!! It is!!

  12. Re:It is called engineering. on Setbacks Cast Doubt On NASA's Ares Project · · Score: 1

    You're absolutely correct, I just wanted to throw the caution flag concerning "What are the odds against what just happened?" It contaminates the dialogue.

  13. Re:It is called engineering. on Setbacks Cast Doubt On NASA's Ares Project · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My advanced statistics prof would have your nards for a post-hoc analysis. The probability of something that has already happen occurring is, well, 100%. There's no predicting the past.

  14. Could you hand me a roll of paper... on PC Makers Try To Pinch Seconds From Their Boot Times · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ... I need to pinch off a copy of Vista

  15. I don't know, Davey on CC Companies Scotch Mythbusters Show On RFID Security · · Score: 1

    This would ring true if they weren't such notorious brown-nosers when it comes to authority figures. "Oh, Mr. FBI man you are soooo smart." "Oh, Mr. radar gun man, no one could ever fool you." "Sames goes for you Mr. DUI man." etc., ad nauseum.

  16. Marko DeBeeste on Larrabee Based On a Bundle of Old Pentium Chips · · Score: 3, Funny

    Larrabee is the Chief's cousin

  17. I got mine... on Flying Humans · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...from Acme products. Tragically the roadrunner continues to elude me.

  18. Holds Envelope To Forehead... on Stem Cells Change Man's DNA · · Score: 1

    .. and predicts radical law enforcement involvement in organ/tissue transplants, including logging, tracking, etc of donors and recipients. Organ Donor card? That's a sampling. Diagnosed with disease treatable with gene doping? Ditto. And that's just what I come up with in under five minutes. Imagine what a professional fascist could concoct. Cue the anti-tinfoil rants, but if even five percent of this comes about were screwed, screwed, screwed.

  19. Snorkel up, Jacques Cousteau.... on Drug Testing Entire Cities at Once · · Score: 1

    ...and hop in my septic tank. Tablets to drop in the bowl for defeating this fascist BS in 3..2..

  20. THANK GOD!!! on National Projects Aim to Reboot the Internet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now maybe we can finally get some regulation, control and respect for authority around here. And install some methods for ferreting out terrorists and music pirates. Ein Welt, Ein Furher, Ein Internet.

  21. I thought I knew funny.. on Bloggers Propose Code of Conduct · · Score: 1

    ...But THAT is funny. Please, guys, you're killing me

  22. This makes sense on 48% of Americans Reject Evolution · · Score: 1

    "Everyone that needs to believe in evolution already does." Penn Jillete

  23. Wind your calendar on Newton's Second Law, Revisited · · Score: 1

    Day early, dollar short.

  24. Re:Ironic on New Superbug Weapon to Replace Failing Antibiotics · · Score: 1

    Your last name isn't "Trout" by any chance, is it?

  25. Ironic on New Superbug Weapon to Replace Failing Antibiotics · · Score: 1

    I caught some bugs in the back seat of my 72 Superbug.