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  1. Re:Can't get their homework done on Linux? on Jobs Offers Free Mac OS X For $100 Laptops · · Score: 1
    My kids have used Linux exclusively ... 5 years now ... They wouldn't know a shell script from a shell fish.

    Interesting. But, how much of their blissful Linux experience can be attributed your 'knowing a shell script from a shell fish'?

  2. Re:Looking for OSSOS? on Jobs Offers Free Mac OS X For $100 Laptops · · Score: 1

    GNU/Catcher in the Rye
    By RMS

    "Anyway, I keep picturing all these little free programs playing some game in
    this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little free programs, and nobody's
    around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some
    crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch the free programs if they start
    to go over the non-free cliff - I mean, if they're running and they don't look
    where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's
    all I'd do all day. I'd just be the GNU/catcher in the rye."

    -- author unknown

  3. Re:OMG... Overload!!! on Sony Pulls Controversial Anti-Piracy Software · · Score: 1

    I AM a right-wing, anti-science, anti-environment, war-mongering, redneck, torture advocating, moron YOU insensitive CLOD.

  4. Lets solve the question...ask google on Data Centers And DC Power · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know how Google powers their massive clusters (AC/DC)?
    Their way will, of course, be the "one true way" to supply power.

  5. Re:Funny thing is... on Why Microsoft and Google are Cleaning Up With AJAX · · Score: 1

    Think loading a giant mega memory footprint [Java] runtime library to do some simple updating on the client is "better"? Think loading a giant mega memory footprint runtime to interpret JavaScript. Its there, but is just loaded by default with most web browsers so you don't notice a startup lag. However, try viewing an AJAX-heavy site and check your browser's memory footprint!

  6. ULE scheduler? on FreeBSD 6.0 Released · · Score: 2

    The ULE scheduler has been fixed, but is it enabled by default?
    Could anyone explain the benefits of the ULE vs. 4BSD schedulers?
    Are there real performance benefits?
    Thanks.

  7. Re:no offense, but give it a rest on FreeBSD 6.0 Released · · Score: 3, Informative
    OSX has had wireless support for ten years.
    Good grief. BSD was once the great, now its like a garage hobby, albeit at an expensive elite univeristy.

    Impossible.
    1. A beta of OSX wasn't even released until 1999.
    2. Although FreeBSD can trace its roots to the 4.4BSD from Berkley, the univeristy has nothing to do with active FreeBSD developemnt today (unless students & profs do work on their own).

  8. Is it just me... on Microsoft Calls for National Privacy Law · · Score: 1

    ...or is the Billy Borg looking more and more benign of late. Almost sedated even.

  9. Re:Is there on NetBSD 2.1 Released · · Score: 3, Informative
  10. no shelf life on GPL2 on GPL 3.0 Rewrite Drive Is No Democracy · · Score: 1

    There is no shelf life for GPL2. There is no need to 'upgrade' to GPL3 just because it exists.

  11. Bathroom sanitizer and web applications on Ajax Is the Buzz of Silicon Valley · · Score: 1

    I thought Ajax was just a bathroom cleaner...
    That is still correct. JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest make the wretched bathroom that is Web application development a tad more sanitary.

  12. Re:What a joke on Democrats Defeat Online FOS Act · · Score: 1

    A lot has come out since the vote on the authorization for Iraq.
    Days after 9/11, Democrats weren't about to vote against a bill that claimed to provide tools for fighting terrorism.
    You can't have it both ways. You are claiming that the reason they voted with the Republicans before the '04 election was that they weren't informed and also claim it was because they feared political backlash for opposing the (at the time) popular Patriot act/war/etc. To do this you must also conceed the Dems are ill-informed and tend to have no convictions.

  13. Re:What a joke on Democrats Defeat Online FOS Act · · Score: 1

    If they went to a simple up/down, then yes, you couldn't place the responsibility for the bill not passing on the Dems. However, do you actually think the Republicans will change the 2/3 rule they imposed on this bill? Can you imagine the outcry from Polosie and Ried if they did this? Even with the majority, the Republicans are pretty weak in the knees when it comes to bucking the Dems foot dragging.

  14. Re:What a joke on Democrats Defeat Online FOS Act · · Score: 1

    You are almost correct. It is impossible for the Democrats to stop anything in the House on their own. If the Republicans don't all band together, the Democrats have enough votes to derail certain bills.

  15. Re:Firefox is on the up!! on Firefox Achieves 10% Global Market Share · · Score: 1

    It is a joke. I do that.
    The only reason I can think of for it being modded insightful/informative is...well...what site are we on again?

  16. Research Paper on IBM Slows the Speed of Light · · Score: 3, Funny

    Research Paper Title:
    How to Slow the Speed of Light Using Common Household Items.

  17. Re:Firefox is on the up!! on Firefox Achieves 10% Global Market Share · · Score: 5, Informative

    The order is alphabetical!

    1. internet Explorer
    2. Firefox
    3. Konquerer
    4. Netscape
    5. Opera

  18. /.'d on FreeBSD Logo Contest Winner Announced · · Score: 1

    FreeBSD's webserver is dying

  19. Do no evil? on Unblock Google Cache in China · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ha! Have you seen their logo today? That looks evil to me.

  20. The other side of the crater... on The Rovers That Just Won't Quit · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...and scientists confirmed that those rocks were similar to rocks found along the side of the hill..."

    The bot went over the crater, the bot went over the crater
    The bot went over the crater, to see what he could see.
    And all that he could see, and all that he could see
    Was the other side of the crater, the other side of the crater
    The other side of the crater, was all that he could see.

  21. oops (GPS goes out) on Doubts About Future GPS Reliability · · Score: 4, Funny

    Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

  22. Re:Wait wait, what the hell? on 1/5 of All Human Genes Have Been Patented · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that 28% of my er.. body belongs to someone else?
    Yes; and you are free to license it for $300 per year.
    To fend off diseases in our 28%, you may be interrested in subscribing to our protection plan.

  23. Re:Searching for Prior Art? on 1/5 of All Human Genes Have Been Patented · · Score: 0, Troll

    We need Him for a whole lot more than prior art!

  24. Searching for Prior Art? on 1/5 of All Human Genes Have Been Patented · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...just check my archives.
    God.

  25. The trouble with these scams is... on Microsoft Helping Nigeria Fight Scammers · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    These scams apparently work, otherwise they would be dead by now. The sad thing is that anyone in the West would be so greedy as to help some stranger transfer millions of dollars out of a cash-poor country such as Nigeria or Uganda.