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  1. wah! on Unknown 7m Asteroid Almost Impacted Earth · · Score: 4, Funny
  2. Re:Imagine the uses for aviation?!?! on MIT Grad To Make Digital "SixthSense" Open Source · · Score: 3, Funny

    Imagine having the instruments being "beamed" into your head

    Exactly! Just like this fluid gets into this egg, but with gamma radiation! (This post has been beamed into your brain by Lightspeed Brand Briefs).

  3. Re:One might have the question... on Fixing Bugs, But Bypassing the Source Code · · Score: 1

    yes. now it talks in a fanny accent. and is a governator. and makes ads for wieners.

  4. Re:That's Why We Must Be Proactive now on Cyberterror Not Yet a Credible Threat, Says Policy Thinktank · · Score: 1

    Its clear the best way to stop and prevent terrorism is at the point of planning or in the initial stages

    yes exactly, because changing things so that noone will have to resort to terrorism is just too easy. and expensive. and inconvenient.

  5. bring back the pr0n! on Cyberterror Not Yet a Credible Threat, Says Policy Thinktank · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    cyberterror? someone posted something about 'What If They Turned Off the Internet?'. now that's a threat!
    let me share somethin' special with you, which i call perry's perspective..

  6. backslashdot on Tim Berners-Lee Is Sorry About the Slashes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nah. Slashes are fine, but Microsoft should be sorry about backslashes!

  7. Re:In a movie on Artificial Heart Recipient Has No Pulse · · Score: 5, Funny

    Welcome to the afterlife, Jean-Luc. You're dead.

    No, I am not dead. Because I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you. The universe is not so badly designed.

  8. nucular. on E. Coli Can Be Used To Clean Up Nuclear Waste · · Score: 3, Funny

    i'm sorry, but it's pronounced 'nucular'.

  9. Re:simple. on How GNOME and KDE Spend Their Money · · Score: 2, Funny

    KDE parties has a lot more girls attending

    WHAT?! you're joking right?! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

  10. simple. on How GNOME and KDE Spend Their Money · · Score: 4, Funny

    GNOME: beer & smokes
    KDE: blackjack & hookers

  11. Re:Is this the photo of... on Obama Photog Says "You're Both Wrong" To AP & Fairey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    say what you want, regarding his taste, full ack. bruni is hot.

  12. Re:God dammit on Images of Apollo Landing Sites Soon Available · · Score: 1

    You also forgot: Were whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon.

    hey! that's not how it happened!!!

  13. Re:Oh, shoot! on Mystery of the Missing Sunspots, Solved? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought the lack of sunspots was caused by global warming

    what is this, soviet russia?!

  14. Re:Obligatory... on Futurama Rumored To Return On Comedy Central · · Score: 1

    let's all walk around not wearing a helmet.

  15. Re:Obligatory... on Futurama Rumored To Return On Comedy Central · · Score: 4, Funny

    All glory to the hypnotoad!

    This show is going downhill since season 3!

  16. Re:Can't be the first on Cancer Patient Held At Airport For Missing Fingerprints · · Score: 1

    we have schäuble in germany. that is proof you can wreak havoc in a weelchair. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sch%C3%A4uble#Criticism

    oh my. i shouldn't have said tha ... NO CARRIER.

  17. visual pr0n cache on Safari 4's Messy Trail · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hidden files with screenshots of your history

    i want that. it usually takes me days to find that-hot-pr0n-chick(tm)-from-5-weeks-ago. with mozilla that is. posting descriptions to some, uhm, 'related forums' is embarassing. now i'll have pictures to go with. much easier.

  18. Re:5 dimensions? on Researchers Store Optical Data In Five Dimensions · · Score: 2, Funny

    that's more than 5. chuck alone has 11 dimensions!

  19. Re:Getting to ISS on Minor Damage Found On Space Shuttle · · Score: 5, Informative

    i guess it's not just dropping to another altitude. it's about changing the orbital plane, for which they don't have enough fuel.

  20. doh. on Minor Damage Found On Space Shuttle · · Score: 2

    fingers crossed. :/

  21. duh. on Google Puts the Brakes On Saving the World · · Score: 1

    Google appears to have backed off from its commitment to provide $10 million in funding to the winner. chicken.

  22. Re:I was bitten by a radioactive whiskey on Nuclear Testing Helps Identify Fake Vintage Whiskey · · Score: 2, Funny

    And I turned into Whiskeyman...

    ... played by noone other than rainier wolfcastle!

    rainier: "ap ze fisky!"
    coach: "UP THE WHISKEY!"
    rainier: "up ze wizzki!"
    coach: "... better."

  23. Re:Ninja on Brazilian Pirates Hijack US Military Satellites · · Score: 1

    that's why it is theoretically possible to travel faster than light. but definitely not faster than chuck norris!

  24. Re:Ninja on Brazilian Pirates Hijack US Military Satellites · · Score: 3, Funny

    chuck norris invented those satellites in the first place, and hurled them into space with his bare hands!

  25. Re:Idea on Data Centers Work To Reduce Water Usage · · Score: 3, Insightful

    it's always a closed circuit. just depends on the timescale.