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  1. Re:Inevitable.... on Mississippi Bill Would Tax Software Sales · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Your response is yet ANOTHER testimony to the brokenness of the comment/score-comment system here. When a comment is rated, and then someone attaches a comment to it, if they can cite evidence contrary to an insightful or other "elevated" or "lowered" comment, then the commentator should be identified as the one affecting someone's score/rating. Moreover, the cited reference information could be verified. It's not the sort of thing for fast "discourse", but it would help clean up this mess where clearly faulty comments elevated remain elevated, and where blatant retaliation is used to drive down someone's score gets left uncorrected.

    DAMN! What is wront with the slash sytem.

  2. Re:oblig. Obviously, someone envied her... on Barbara Liskov Wins Turing Award · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    LESKO!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Lesko

    Must've gone on an all-out CRAYZE to sub-do her...

  3. Re:making software more reliable? on Barbara Liskov Wins Turing Award · · Score: 1

    What, no "if then, else" in the way of "pre-else-tuals"? hehehe

  4. Re:1968 on Barbara Liskov Wins Turing Award · · Score: 1

    http://www.malepregnancy.com/

    http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4234033n

    Barbara Walters Exclusive: Pregnant Man Expecting Second Child
    http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Story?id=6244878&page=1

    Was yours a pregnant assumption? (Disclaimer: i am willing to be open that the above links may be hoaxes...)

  5. Re:LSP it's not a guideline, it's a rule. on Barbara Liskov Wins Turing Award · · Score: 1

    "but not following the convention isn't necessarily a bug."

    Not following the convention may not be a bug, but it may be annoy... This very suck, this condition...

  6. Re:Purses and wallets? Nahh... she got a $250k on Barbara Liskov Wins Turing Award · · Score: 1

    purse, so she should be Prada of herself. If it's another brand, she can curl up with it and grope it and say, "Gucci gucci gnu... Gucci gucci gnu...", but she can always ln with LV... I wonder if that purse will hold CUPS...

  7. Re:Rootkit?... PIFTS? I may have an acronym on Norton Users Worried By PIFTS.exe, Stonewalling By Symantec · · Score: 1

    or 2

    Pentagon Information File Transfer System

    Pentagon Initial File Transfer Study

    (Captcha: "detector")

  8. Re:Puppet ... I looked at Puppet, and i am NOT on Locking Down Linux Desktops In an Enterprise? · · Score: 1

    a programmer. So, i'm thinking STTNG Technobabble.

    The real solution is to create in the next releases of Linux the requisite hooks and sockets and desktop and user controls that are powerful in and of themselves, but install a minimalist desktop.

    When users (home or corporate) want to install non-compliant apps, then force the user into a sandbox (maybe a virtual machine?), deny full functionality, and deprive writing to the hard drive. But, also deprive writing to ports and attachable devices or network paths, too.

    This would force users to SCREAM at the developers. This would then separate the cruft of apps from the productivity apps. Channels or pipelines for wishlists and demand lists would rekindle the Open Source development cycles into more coherent, unified, productive activity. Right now, we just have boatloads of apps of dubious broad value, but certainly of value to someone or some-few.

    If the apps in high demand are more coporate in nature, then these need to be touted before, during, and at full compliance. Fighting microsoft on this front is not sensible until and unless IT directors have no sensible room to argue. Some here say without root the users cannot install apps. Excuse me? I'm not root, and i am able to install some apps, albeit in my own directory. I am not an admin, and lately haven't investigated depriving myself of install capability, but, honestly, isn't possible to install apps in a system even if the user is not part of the root or similar groups?

    Just to learn this myself, i will set the system (mine is Mandriva 2009 Free) to maximum and remove the test user from any priviliges that are apparent to me. Again, not being an admin-grade person, i might be able to figure out .skel, but if i were a small mill or machine shop manager who is semi-savvy, i should be able to read provided documentation, and the distro should provide more sensible, understandable, meaningful tools.

    In theory, it should be possible for someone out there (programmers?) to create scenario/discovery tools (some exist, some are undersupported) so that small shop IT-hat-wearing managers can:

    -- inventory their devices/nodes
    -- apply communications limitation (inbout and outbound)
    -- test those by trying basic attacks
    -- test those by simulating internal user attempts to circumvent admin-impose limitations
    -- viewing results of the system/LAN/WAN/VPN check
    -- (fill in your favorite, righteous concern/s)

    Does anyone make a distro that is designed to forensically one's own network from outside but includes plugins that identify the probing machine as a legitimate unit of the network being tested? (YESSS, I've visited Linux.org...) This would alleviate needing to pre-notify the ISP not to unnecessarily monitor or shut down the traffic, an not to report the police on them.

  9. Re:Mittens!!! I was going to say: Give everyone on Locking Down Linux Desktops In an Enterprise? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Paws... Then they could have Caps Paws...

    But, if Puppet offers tiered services, then you can evaluate the... Puppet Tiers (LOL)... Then controlling the employees simply becomes a matter of ... pulling strings...

  10. Re:And In Other News... on Judge OKs Settlement In Yahoo Shareholder Suit · · Score: 1

    Instead of poison pills, companies wanting more regularized control of their "acquisition" should create "laxatives".

    Then, instead of slipping into irrelevance, they can slip more regulated. They could try Prune Juice (Or, in poolitically correct California, "dried plums", hehehehe).

    Butt, in any case, an exturnal endsqishsition boosted by a sooper assisted asscquisition would be a massy undertaking... umm... proposition...

    Butt, thin a again, newly set up companies should set up high merger-buyout pills in the event of hostile take-over, with "relaxed" terms (therms?) for friendly buyouts. If at least 30% of the company opposes the buyout...

    At the very least, if it's not to be all "cookies and cream", make it "poopies and screams"...
    (captcha: "darken")

  11. Re:Grrrrr Cellular Confinement Beam on IBM Wants Patent For Lotus Notes-Free Meetings · · Score: 1

    Then, someone will just come up with at Star Trek The Next Generation-like "Annular Confinement Beam"... Or, just boost the relay through a mobile or stationary concentrator matrix or some such...

    But, someday, if not already done, someone will go spastic and sue the theater and hollywood when while viewing a movie they miss a critical business venture signing call, or when a call notifying them their dependent/s ended up in a hospital and died 2 hours beforehand....

  12. Re:ringtone.. Transphoners? I'm still waiting for on Intel Envisions Shape-Shifting Smartphones · · Score: 1

    the "Transputers":

    http://www.cellphonedigest.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=528

    Now THAT is shapeshifting...

  13. Re:pirate ! DRM or not, it won't do him any good on Filmmaker Working On Eye-Socket Camera · · Score: 1

    If he is listening to the J. Geils Band's "Freeze Frame"...

    Such an endowed person could scope out sex workers (of any persuasion) and then people observing his conquest could say, en Espan~nol "He, ho, layyyy"

    But, then such a guy could reply, "Aye yaye yaye..."

    As for the comment about the eye being able to move, i'd say that's not a real problem. It's the lack of adjacent muscle normality. If the eye swivels, maybe kids won't be shocked or unnerved. But, if the nutates like a gravity/anti-gravity-challenged orb with wonky GPS, well, then that would be a sight to not see...

  14. Re:One-handed reading with the Kindle... soooo on Is Salacious Content Driving E-Book Sales? · · Score: 0

    Now, we can say, "The Kindle will becum sooo hot, it can be called "digitial kindling"... It offers, preplay, foreplay and replay, including, (butt not leased), swipes and pastes, and a washable surface, along with a tacked, tiled enter face relay...

    For the daring, we offer an upgrade to excite the "awlfactory" and the "Ohhhhh" factor in the form of scintillating and scent elating emitters that will chemically diffuse the funk or fragrance of your choice. (Be mindful of your choices in confined, public, or transportation environs...)

    (Batteries not included)"

  15. Re:Back to the future... Butt, enough digital on Filmmaker Working On Eye-Socket Camera · · Score: 1, Troll

    replay up peoples rears will be like shit hitting the fanny, like a "HOLE NEW FORM" for "analog", and the upshot of the imprint will a lot of uncomfortable negatives to dislodge.

    It will have people tripping and reeling so much it'll take several genetic mutations to overcome the shift, and, then, we can all hail, "The anal log is the new ear drum".

  16. Re:pirate ! Socket to me! on Filmmaker Working On Eye-Socket Camera · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, if he captures a crime in progress, the criminals (if they recognize him) can hurl all sorts of puns his way:

    Eye of the beholder
    Socket too me
    An eye for an eye...
    See, if you had that camera in your ass or fannypack, hindsight would be 20/20

    Depending on the focal length he uses, if he fixates on breasts, will he be a living boob tube? Titty-gazing could, like, oh my god... soooo tubular...

    If he sees two rogue law enforcement officers beating on a civilian, he could sing "EYE SHOT THE SHERRIF, but EYE didn't SHOOT THE DEPUTY..."

    There may be a new law: DCMA

    "Don't Capture Me, Aye!" (especially since he's Canadian...)

    If he sees a SUUUUUPER ugly person, they may crack his lens.

    If they put smoke and mirrors in his path, he could be blinded with science.

    If he's in a room with flash-bangs and smoke grenades, he'll be "bedazzled and frazzled"

    If his good eye goes out, and he's broadsided, it could be said he was blind-sided...

    Would he go crazy if swimming with fisheye lens goggles?

    I suppose much of this assumes he as a neuro-optical data link.... and can process the imagery. Hopefully he won't be a cross between Geordi (super barrettes) La Forge and Saul (Demon Eyes) Tigh...

    But, if he's visious, and lays eyes on you, you'd be caught in the eye of the tiger...

    Yeh, i'm on a ROLL (but not a film roll)... LOL!

  17. This "story" is not very charged, nor is it on GM Cornered Into Defending the Volt · · Score: 1

    shocking. It might, however, prove ... revolting... to some...

  18. Re:He didn't sue the mortgage banks G&P on Sheriff Sues Craiglist For Prostitution Ads · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Speaking of greed and power, i at first was going to insinuate that there are OTHER forces behind this:

    microsoft and churches...

    Forming an un-wholey (d)alliance. MS can't compete with Craigslist for the hearts and minds of database developers, and the various top-line churches cannot bare to compete with the parts and hinds of offerors and acceptors. So, they join forces and contract a sheriff who acts as cock-blocker and interceptor.

    Wait... i hear a deltree and a cruci *(##L&( E# (lost carrier)

  19. Re:If they bail out, then the headline will on Nvidia Mulls Cheap, Integrated x86 Chip · · Score: 1

    But, if they cripple it for Linux, then...

    "Nvidia DULLS Cheap, Integrated x86 Chip "

    and if they introduce it to but then ((e)specially) remove it from Linux access:

    "Nvidia CULLS Cheap, Integrated x86 Chip "

    (cull:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culling
    )

  20. Talk about "Do no harm"... on Doctors Silencing Online Patient Reviews Via Contract · · Score: 1

    So much for THAT. Talk about "Doctors with NDA Borders"...

    (an aside... I just noticed in the slashdot page the Sprint/Sierra Wireless Broadband Modem. I don't know why Sprint won't admit it in the adverts, but the Sierra U598 works in Mandriva 2009, and in Linux using newest kernel... Use kppp to set it up and turn it on. However, there is no facility in Linux/Kppp to cumulatively track the usage, so unless you use packet sniffers, or capture tools, you won't know your up/downstream consumption for personal billing purposes. ~ 5GB per month is what they allow...)

  21. If they bail out, then the headline will on Nvidia Mulls Cheap, Integrated x86 Chip · · Score: 4, Funny

    read:

    "Nvidia NULLS Cheap, Integrated x86 Chip "

  22. Re:Somebody should make programs to tell you on Australian Police Given Covert Search and Hacking Powers · · Score: 1

    -1, Flaimbait by some dumbshit who lacks foresight.

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1149507&cid=27074505

    But, the EFF story:

    http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/03/05/0410245

    then follows a day later...

    The point *i* am making is about RAGE. PURE, UNADULTERATED.... RAGE that illigetimate spying on people.

    *Talking about* (rather than *planning*) booby-trapping and setting up backdoor detection is about expression of RAGE. Anyone who takes a cursory glance at random samplings of my posts can see that i am reasonably intelligent enough to not ACTUALLY SET an illegal boobytrap of the explosive, burning, dismembering or similar kind.

    Now, we have the EFF releasing a tool to do the LEGAL side in work, deed, expression and act.

    But, instead, people see only the dangerous side of my expression, not the symptom or cause of WHY i tend to express this way. SOMEtimes raw, sharp, vicious speech serves a purpose without carrying into act. This serves to prompt others to find the safer, more acceptable alternative. EFF may have been for a long time working on this. It's just coincidental that my anger is expressed a day before we hear they released a(nother) tool users can hopefully count on.

    As for kicking ass of an intruder, there are few reasons for anyone to be **IN** a home that is not theirs: guest or intruder. Intruder includes drunkards, or ANYONE entering the domicile even in good faith. Once their mistake has been made clear, they need to clear out, even if they think they have power to just stick around and turn the place upside down just showing that THEY are in command, not the tenant.

    How would any of YOU feel if you inadvertently discovered your computer was bugged, and every time you cleaned it, a new less obvious method popped up, and every time you swept your home, your calls, your e-mails, your vehicle, your clothing, your friends and family... ALL turn out to be tapped. Every new contact you make... marked because *some*day they could be the unforseen crucial link.

    That is where we are, and as long as we accept it, we cope. But, sometimes some investigators go too far. Some are not even empowered, authorized agents... some are petty instigators who happen to be commissioned to exploit technology to harass others, dig up dirt for future use, and just to aggregate knowledge.

    Open your minds people: I may dwell on the negative, but for the more "reasoned" of you to just respond to the negative with negatives instead of admitting the negativity i exhibit is a light on a bigger negativity....

    As for the virii traps, like i said, if the information transfer technology protocols say that your computer should not transmit unless YOU initiate the response/transmission, then anyone on the outside commanding traffic you didn't initiate IS FAIR GAME. If they happent to be a zombie, or a federal agent fishing around, they are TRESPASSING. If i can have a lock on my door, i can have a lock on my computer. If i can use a hammer or a gun or a taser within my home against an intruder threatening me, then i can disable or mark for traceability anyone trying to penetrate my infrastructure. If in the process i *out* some super-stealth or clandestine organization, then those masters of the universe must have become sloppy. I know in MY heart i've done or said some crazy, interesting, perplexing, or maybe questionable things that may instigate a wiretap, but i have not broken any laws (real or in draft) warranting a wiretap. So, if i defend my property to the death, that's my personal decision.

  23. And, my yesterday comment got modded on EFF Launches Surveillance Self-Defense Site · · Score: 1

    -1, Flaimbait by some dumbshit who lacks foresight.

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1149507&cid=27074505

    The point is about RAGE. PURE, UNADULTERATED.... RAGE that illigetimate spying on people.

    Talking about booby-trapping and setting up backdoor detection is about expression of RAGE. Anyone who takes a cursory glance at random samplings of my posts can see that i am reasonably intelligent enough to not ACTUALLY SET an illegal boobytrap of the explosive, burning, dismembering or similar kind.

    Now, we have the EFF releasing a tool to do the LEGAL side in work, deed, expression and act.

    But, instead, people see only the dangerous side of my expression, not the symptom or cause of WHY i tend to express this way. SOMEtimes raw, sharp, vicious speech serves a purpose without carrying into act. This serves to prompt others to find the safer, more acceptable alternative. EFF may have been for a long time working on this. It's just coincidental that my anger is expressed a day before we hear they released a(nother) tool users can hopefully count on.

    As for kicking ass of an intruder, there are few reasons for anyone to be **IN** a home that is not theirs: guest or intruder. Intruder includes drunkards, or ANYONE entering the domicile even in good faith. Once their mistake has been made clear, they need to clear out, even if they think they have power to just stick around and turn the place upside down just showing that THEY are in command, not the tenant.

  24. Somebody should make programs to tell you on Australian Police Given Covert Search and Hacking Powers · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    when you are the target of an investigation. When you suspect you are being monitored, you should have on your sacrificial system some tripwires, and of course, a HELLATIOUS amount of virii. Of course, make damn sure your computer is behind multiple firewalls. DO NOT use the fucking ISP-branded browser, as that shit SURELY is riddled with spyware to enable ISPs to facilitate law enforcement snooping, or ISP snooping.

    As long as you can rely on standards that say a computer that did NOT initiate any traffic is not supposed to be sending, then if any snoops find your computer and then hammer away at it, it's like a mouse jumping all around a nose-crushing trap while trying to get at the cheese. If the trap fucking crushes the metaphoric cops' skulls, THEY ASKED FOR IT if their computers become infected.

    These are ways (and there are others) to find out if you are being sniffed. You might not know WHO is sniffing or surveilling you, but cops come knocking your door, and don't have any ISP complaint letter, (wait, if the ISP feels you are a nuissance, they should first (ideally) warn you, then cut you off, and if you 'trespass', THEN call the cops...), then you know it's the cops trying to punish you for impeding them.

    OTOH, if you booby trap your home in anticipation of or in response to ssuspected warrantless or sneak-and-peek operations, then, again, THEY ASKED FOR IT if they get hurt. You don't have to be a criminal to want to punish sneak-and-peek activity. After all, ANYONE in your abode who is not invited is a trespasser, even a paramedic if they insist on remaining present after realizing there is no emergency, no body, no blood, no validity in being present at the address because the address is WRONG due to admittedly a faulty dispatch order...

    If I wake up in the middle of the night and somebody is over me, and wasn't invited, they better be ready or able to disable or kill me first. I won't take kindly to coming home to or waking up to strangers or stranglers in the night. These are reasons law enforcement better start making better use of physically touchless surveillance upon people who are not bona fide criminals but who just might take up the torch of making a statement against abuse of the public. Mobsters, tech thieves, and true criminas are not exempt. But spying on those who HAVE NOT committed crimes (there ain't not Star Fleet Temporal Commission...) is tricky business...

  25. So, if your DNA is fscked up and you dial into it on DNA-Radio, Tune In To Your Chromosomes · · Score: 1

    like it's a radio show, then woulld you be a "freak show"?