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  1. i would pat you on the back... on Viacom Sues Google Over YouTube for $1 Billion · · Score: -1

    ...but your hand is in the way.

  2. imagine that on Lunar Dustbusters · · Score: -1

    difficulty breathing on the moon.

  3. great on Man's Best Virtual Friend · · Score: -1

    i once found my best friend in my pocket. it ruled, and i'm gay and have aids.

  4. red tape on Why Can't Microsoft Just Patch Everything? · · Score: -1

    just a guess?

  5. cryptonomicon anyone? on Cell Phones Learn to Recognize Their Owners' Faces · · Score: -1, Troll

    i honestly have nothing else to say.

  6. blue hat, white hat on Microsoft Consults Ethical Hackers at Blue Hat · · Score: 1, Funny

    this segregation cannot continue!!!!!

  7. Re:Yep on Capitalizing on Melting Polar Ice · · Score: 0

    prove one right.

  8. Re:pick your poison on Google Declares War on Microsoft · · Score: 0

    -1 without a reason, that's always nice.

  9. Re:pick your poison on Google Declares War on Microsoft · · Score: 0

    i guess the 'google declares war on microsoft' had nothing to do with that microsoft windows thing.

  10. pick your poison on Google Declares War on Microsoft · · Score: -1

    google word processor:

    1. turn on your computer
    2. watch your operating system boot
    3. start your web browser
    4. click your word processor button on the google toolbar
    5. age 2 years as the program loads

    word:

    1. turn on your computer
    2. watch your operating system boot
    3. start microsoft office

  11. tip hotline? on Game Coaching for the Win · · Score: 0

    hasn't this sort of thing been around in the form of 900 numbers for about 20 years? and here i thought it would be a neat write-up about the roles of 'coaches' in big name gaming clans.

  12. corporate america!!!! on Major Retailer Chooses Linux for its Tills · · Score: 0

    the local lowe's uses linux. i'm curious as to why people who support linux and 'free information' type ideas are so happy to have big time corporations taking advantage of the free software? i can't imagine lowe's being a big participant in sourceforge, or any other free software movement. isn't use versus participation a big deal? simply having a humongous stale userbase only has so many benefits.

  13. this is a joke on Google's Patents Reveal Strategy To Beat Microsoft · · Score: 0

    it's shock media. mocrosofts deos not undrestand teh googly!!!!!!!! bye my ineternets pdf bock 2 c y!!!!!

  14. i really think on How Can Cybersquatters Be Evicted, Cheaply? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    you should sue everybody.

  15. i'd probably bring on Hurricane Relief - What Would You Bring? · · Score: 0

    a bubblegum wrapper, two paperclips and a mason jar lid.

  16. Re:U KNOW WHAT!!! on Creating Artificial Proteins · · Score: 0

    her hairy back?

  17. Re:That's nothing on Creating Artificial Proteins · · Score: 0

    some kind of nut.

  18. melodrama on Preference Engines Side-Effects in Online Retail · · Score: 0

    maybe if everybody in the united states were tethered to their computer by a fuse that when triggered destroys their face. people will actually buy into this, and that makes me a sad panda.

  19. Re:strings ftp.exe on Open Source Code Finds Way into Microsoft Release · · Score: 0

    every news item erases past news item post information!!!! the internet has the memory of a goldfish!!!!

  20. Re:Remember your roots people on Nintendo Revolution Controller Revealed · · Score: 1, Insightful

    obscure but appreciated.

  21. Re:No doubt on Nintendo Revolution Controller Revealed · · Score: 4, Funny

    that is a prerequisite for missing.

  22. Re:so basically on Video Game Industry to Sue Michigan's Governor · · Score: 0

    'That's right. Killing people is wrong. Talking about killing people, not so wrong.' like how pedophilia video games should be perfectly acceptable in modern society. 'Don't you support the criminalization of computer entertainment?' what? i don't even know what you're talking about. 'What makes you think I am a) over 18 or b) mentally competent in a way similar to that of an adult? Aren't you granting an egregious assumption in my favor?' a huh? i'm not granting anything in your favor, i just repeated what you said in different words. you're arguing with yourself?! 'If you're going to act like a fascist, you might as well go all out. You might as well assume that EVERYONE requires your protection from those demon video games.' i really have no idea what you're talking about. fascism? i made an offhanded comment about how it's possible all sorts of forms of speech can be regulated by the greed of rich assholes with a purely self-involved agenda. i didn't say i want games to be censored, i didn't say i want games to stop being developed. you keep nagging me about making assumptions, but so far everything you're arguing with me about has nothing to do with what i said. 'Do you really think that the inherent badness of murder dissuades anyone from committing it?' what? i think you've completely missed my point and are now arguing with my sarcastic exaggerations that were originally meant to just make fun of how dumb you are. that's pretty funny. 'And my comment had to do with not standing idly as crazy lunatics compare video game developers to drug pushers!' is the comparison in any way unfair?

  23. Re:so basically on Video Game Industry to Sue Michigan's Governor · · Score: 0

    'Difference: Murder IS a bad a thing. Video game fragging is NOT a bad thing. How can I say this? Because I can distinguish between fantasy and reality, unluck some radical screwballs on a moral crusade in this country.'

    oh right, murder is a bad thing, glorifying murder not so bad. and since you can distinguish reality from fantasy everybody else can. just like how since you can distinguish the inherent badness of murder everybody else can. that's why nobody is ever murdered. i get it, though. you just needed somebody to use the right words, in whatever combination, to let you inform the world of just how perceptive you are to the subtle nuances of the universe.

    'I think that's why the phrase "STFU" was invented. I should use it now.'

    well?

    'Democratic people hold their governments accountable. Inhuman beings don't have thoughts and feelings. We are at the point where every sentence you write appears to be totally wrong, so I think I should ignore you now.'

    one can only wish.

    'Don't be a smartass. You know that I was comparing your statement to those made by others who excuse the actions of parents and instead blame the industry--as you have done.'

    my statement had nothing to do with parents or industries or your feelings about the ramifications of chess tournaments pitting humans against robots. my comment had to do with me recognizing a potential hazard of this sort of action, and the silliness of people getting upright about the assholes leeching money from the pockets of kids by tossing them candy in the form of violence. i don't know what responsibility parents have to their children, especially in a society of rights, and i'm not going to pretend that getting into an argument with you about it would be fun. take the comment for what it was worth, stop sticking words into my mouth to fuel your soapboxey firy.

    'Growing minds?? What the fuck? I don't know what's wrong with you, honkey, but this uppity nigger sure as hell is pissed off!'

    growing minds, you know, teenage kids who play video games and soak in the things expressed in them.

  24. Re:so basically on Video Game Industry to Sue Michigan's Governor · · Score: 0

    'Difference: Murder IS a bad a thing. Video game fragging is NOT a bad thing. How can I say this? Because I can distinguish between fantasy and reality, unluck some radical screwballs on a moral crusade in this country.' oh right, murder is a bad thing, glorifying murder not so bad. and since you can distinguish reality from fantasy everybody else can. just like how since you can distinguish the inherent badness of murder everybody else can. that's why nobody is ever murdered. 'I think that's why the phrase "STFU" was invented. I should use it now.' well? 'Democratic people hold their governments accountable. Inhuman beings don't have thoughts and feelings. We are at the point where every sentence you write appears to be totally wrong, so I think I should ignore you now.' one can only wish. 'Don't be a smartass. You know that I was comparing your statement to those made by others who excuse the actions of parents and instead blame the industry--as you have done.' my statement had nothing to do with parents or industries or your feelings about the ramifications of chess tournaments pitting humans against robots. my comment had to do with me recognizing a potential hazard of this sort of action, and the silliness of people getting upright about the assholes leeching money from the pockets of kids by tossing them candy in the form of violence. i don't know what responsibility parents have to their children, especially in a society of rights, and i'm not going to pretend that getting into an argument with you about it would be fun. take the comment for what it was worth, stop sticking words into my mouth to fuel your soapboxey firy. 'Growing minds?? What the fuck? I don't know what's wrong with you, honkey, but this uppity nigger sure as hell is pissed off!' growing minds, you know, teenage kids who play video games and soak in the things expressed in them.

  25. Re:so basically on Video Game Industry to Sue Michigan's Governor · · Score: 0

    i'm really not sure what that has to do with anything.