User: schmaustech

Witch Relation?

On: Couple Bonding Through PC Building

Wasn't Glenda the good witch from the Wizard of OZ?

Perhaps Croquet

On: Second Life To Open Source Server Code

Maybe Mark McCahill will reuse some of the SL code to patch his weak 3D interface Croquet.

Light Bright

On: Aqua Teen Stunt Costs Turner and Agency $2M

jingle
Light Bright
Light Bright
Turn on the magic of colored lights
Light Bright
Light Bright
Oh shit it is a bomb!
No it is not, it is light bright. /jingle

Retarded

On: HP Baited With Cutouts of Founders

I am sad to announce that due to increased expenditures, like $6000 cardboard cutouts, we will have to lay some of the employees off.

Maybe Sun should go into the cardboard cutout manufacturing business to raise its profits and hire back some of its employees?

Re:It's about perspective, you fuckwit.

On: Americans Not Bothered by NSA Spying

Nice - "say that our "war on terrorism" has costed us more"

"costed"

Go back and check your Speak-n-Spell, I think the Speak is broken.

Decline of Piracy?

On: Sweden's File Sharing Debate Becomes Mass Brawl

It is interesting that the entertainment industry thinks that by removing file sharing software and sharing, they will wipe out piracy.

What about those who maintain personal FTP sites where access is via invitation only?

You'll never wipe out piracy, that is like saying you'll wipe out greed.

US Decay

On: USA to Pass Science Crown to China

Like all great empires, the US is now in its decay phase. Other countries are passing us up in everything from technology to economics. The real problem is the US has lost sight at what is important. Everyone is so concerned about cutting off the drivers in rush hour traffic and eating at Chipolte. I like most US citizens have become fat and lazy. Only Richard Simmons and Dr. Phil in a pair of fundies can save us now.

Portland Rocks!

On: Linus Torvalds Moving to the Silicon Forest

I would move to Portland if I knew I could get a job as a UNIX Admin. I love that city.