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HP Baited With Cutouts of Founders

eastbayted writes "According to InfoWorld.com, Sun CEO Jonathan Schwartz boasts in his public blog that his company has bought a life-size cardboard cut of the HP rival's founders, William Hewlett and David Packard, for $6,000. Sun staffers then went on to bedeck and photograph the dual portrait in pro-Sun paraphernalia. As a parting shot at HP, Schwartz notes in his post how popular a download Solaris is for HP server owners. Taking the bait, HP VP of Marketing Eric Kintz responds in his own blog that Sun's actions were 'a nice stunt' and that 'I never met Bill or Dave, but I bet neither of them would have approved paying thousands for representations of themselves.' He also cites an IDC report about how HP-UX dominates the Unix market over IBM and Sun." Update: 08/28 04:43 GMT by Z : Fixed confusing headline.

206 comments

  1. ...wtf? by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Funny

    please tell me this is a very late april fools story

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    1. Re:...wtf? by chris_eineke · · Score: 1

      If you consider the spelling and grammar mistakes in the submission, it probably will be.

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    2. Re:...wtf? by FuturePastNow · · Score: 4, Informative

      No shit. The headline and summary completely misrepresent the article. It doesn't even make sense... Sun taunts HP with Sun's founders, Hewlett and Packard?

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    3. Re:...wtf? by Bob54321 · · Score: 1

      I thought we would get no spelling and grammar mistakes in April Fools submissions...

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    4. Re:...wtf? by iced_773 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah, couldn't be. No ponies.

    5. Re:...wtf? by EvanED · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course it's not! It's a very early April fool's day story.

      Sheesh... get it right next time.

    6. Re:...wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      Taking the bait, HP VP of Marketing Eric Kintz responds in his own blog that Sun's actions were 'a nice stunt' and that 'I never met Bill or Dave, but I bet neither of them would have approved paying thousands for representations of themselves.'

      That's intelligent -- psychoanalyze someone you've never met. How tawdry.

    7. Re:...wtf? by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

      RTFA >_

      =P

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    8. Re:...wtf? by itwerx · · Score: 1

      Taking the bait, HP VP of Marketing Eric Kintz responds in his own blog that Sun's actions were 'a nice stunt' and that 'I never met Bill or Dave, but I bet neither of them would have approved paying thousands for representations of themselves.'

      That's intelligent -- psychoanalyze someone you've never met. How tawdry.


      For what it's worth I have been lucky enough to meet both of them and I'd be inclined to agree with the grandparent's statement.

  2. I dunno, it just seems ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    sort of tacky to me.

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    1. Re:I dunno, it just seems ... by stupidfoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      And why would you be proud of the fact that customers of a competing company is buying expensive HP hardware and then downloading your OS for free? They're basically saying "Ha! Look how foolish we are! Even HP can make money off of Solaris!"

    2. Re:I dunno, it just seems ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      tacky and childish. Not exactly professional. Hopefully, if this really did happen, someone will have the decency to at least go (*mumble mumble nice-sounding words about not official policy mumble mumble we apologize mumble mumble*).

    3. Re:I dunno, it just seems ... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      I dunno, it just seems sort of tacky to me.
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      Pot, meet kettle...

      But you're right though. This is really sophomoric stuff. It's a pity they feel they have lower themselves to taunt their competitors instead of focusing their vision on groundbreaking products the way Hewlett, Packard and to a lesser extent, von Bechtolsheim did in their day.

      Sadly, both companies have lost that edge, and now produce mostly bland generic products, little different to any of the mass-market offerings.

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    4. Re:I dunno, it just seems ... by The+Mad+Debugger · · Score: 5, Funny

      There must be something about being CEO of Sun that makes you go BATSHIT INSANE. I mean, I was thinking that once McNealy stepped down the company might get a little less goofy, but I guess that's not the case. Oracle should just buy them, so we only have to deal with one nutjob egomaniac tech CEO.

    5. Re:I dunno, it just seems ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but I bet neither of them would have approved paying thousands for representations of themselves.'

      ironic coming from the company that bought Carly a plane.

    6. Re:I dunno, it just seems ... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Sadly, both companies have lost that edge, and now produce mostly bland generic products, little different to any of the mass-market offerings.

      I've seen a lot of comments like that in this comment, and I don't understand where they come from. Sun is still focussing in build quality, and making products that are a joy to use. The have one highly innovative CPU design in production, and two in development. They produce Opteron systems for the mass market, SPARC systems for HPC and T1 for the datacenter. Their UNIX variant is still under active development, and things like DTrace and ZFS are unparalleled.

      HP, in contrast, had two of the best CPU designs on the market (PA-RISC and Alpha), and they let both die. They had two UNIXes, and they let both of them stagnate (although they are starting to undo this). They had an even more impressive OS in the form of OpenVMS, which ran on VAX and Alpha; they ported it to Itanium. If they'd ported it to x86 instead, then they could have sold huge numbers of systems. As it is, they've sold both of the Itanium machines sold.

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    7. Re:I dunno, it just seems ... by legoburner · · Score: 1

      Are you sure oracle should buy sun to make one super-batshit-insane CEO?! I think you are getting into cartoon supervillain territory there and would say that oracle and sun have to be kept apart at all costs! I can just imagine Larry 'Dr Collosus' Ellison as head of the new company sitting in his volcano lair/oracleSun HQ with a cat on his lap laughing as the google bigwigs are lowered into a tank of sharks.

    8. Re:I dunno, it just seems ... by spiderbitendeath · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do they have frickin laser beams attached to their heads?

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    9. Re:I dunno, it just seems ... by Erectile+Dysfunction · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree. At some point it's best not to exploit the dead, and this is well beyond that point.

    10. Re:I dunno, it just seems ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And why would you be proud of the fact that customers of a competing company is buying expensive HP hardware and then downloading your OS for free?


      Thin end of the wedge. So at first you're running Solaris on HP systems, but once you have applications that are on Solaris, does it matter what hardware you run them on? Once Sun has you running on Solaris, you can run Solaris on any qualified hardware--including Sun's. And, depending on application availablility, that means both Sun's x86 and SPARC offerings (like the T1/2000s).

      This is how Jonathan Schwartz explained it on his blog (can't find the link to the post though).

      Basically, Solaris is written and so the costs have been sunk into it. Might as well give it away for free and encourage people to use it as a platform (even if they don't run it on Sun's platform). The more people that run it, the more will potentially buy a support contract--which is where Sun can make some money.

      Having more people run it will also help to prevent it from becoming irrelevant. HP-UX and AIX have some cool stuff, but has anyone tried them? You need expensive hardware. By giving away OpenSolaris (and having it run on x86) Sun is also helping to encourage the hobbiest market. LInux started out a hobby for many people, and those people then brought it into their companies via the 'backdoor'.
    11. Re:I dunno, it just seems ... by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      well, lets not forget about the batshit insane egomaniac CEOs steve jobs and balmer. well, balmer is like batshit nutjob lite.

    12. Re:I dunno, it just seems ... by djdavetrouble · · Score: 1

      Luckily he just wants to play around with sailboats

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    13. Re:I dunno, it just seems ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Pot, meet kettle...

      Yes, but this is Slashdot, where tacky is in, bucko. Besides, it's just a quote from The Great Time Machine Hoax by Keith Laumer.

      And you're right ... neither company has much to recommend it anymore, at least not in comparison to what they once were. And that's too bad, particularly in the case of Hewlett-Packard. Sadly, that can be said of a lot of once-great American manufacturers. Heck, HP isn't even an American manufacturer anymore: everything I've seem from them in the past decade or so has had "Made in China" stamped on it.

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    14. Re:I dunno, it just seems ... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      Besides, it's just a quote from The Great Time Machine Hoax by Keith Laumer.

      Yes, thanks to your sig I familiarised myself with the master's great work a few months ago, so I owe you a vote of thanks for that. Still won't stop me nitpicking your posts at every opportunity though. This is Slashdot, after all.

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  3. Grow up. by Jethro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well I'm glad to know we're all still being immature and childish.

    It's almost as if a News for Nerds website had derogatory icons for Microsoft and Bill Gates, or something.

    Oh, wait.

    (Seriously, Slahsdot, can we grow up a bit and just have non-insulting icons for these guys? It was funny in 1998, but come ON).

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    1. Re:Grow up. by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I think I should expect higher standards of SUN to be professional because their hardware is targeted to the professional & enterprise markets. Sadly, SUN really doesn't live up to what their image should be.

      I don't have as high standard for Slashdot because it's more targeted towards the computer and technology enthusiasts.

    2. Re:Grow up. by Jethro · · Score: 1

      I agree, I'd expect more professionalism from Sun than from Slashdot, especially Slashdot circa 1995, back when that Bill Gates Borg thing was still funny. Man, I don't even remember the website it came from but it was a pretty funny one. I think it was "micros0ft.com" until they got sued and came back as "Zero-Micro Software", but this WAS 12 years ago.

      But anyway, yeah... I think we should all be over that by now.

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    3. Re:Grow up. by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      Man, I don't even remember the website it came from but it was a pretty funny one.

      Bill Gates as a Borg was a ripoff from a cover of Boardwatch magazine (May 1996, according to this page).

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    4. Re:Grow up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I guess it is a bit demeaning to Gates, especially him being a genuine philanthropist now.

      You're right. It's time to replace it with a big, impersonal Borg cube or something. :-)

  4. Disrespecting computing pioneers... by Rotten168 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wouldn't it be funny if Steve Jobs painted a Groucho Marx face on Pascal and Von Neumann's cardboard cutout likenesses? Oh wait, no it wouldn't. Sun just shows how utterly childish they are with this stunt.

    For those who say "have a sense of humor" I will say "it's not even funny, really".

    1. Re:Disrespecting computing pioneers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      People without senses of humor always say that about pretty much everything. That's sort of the definition of not having a sense of humor... You know, not thinking anything's funny.

      As for showing how utterly childish they are... Well oh darn. Sun is childish. I'm sure that'll really bite them in the ass when... Oh wait, no one cares.

      At least they're enjoying themselves, unlike some people.

    2. Re:Disrespecting computing pioneers... by neo8750 · · Score: 1
      In words of George Carlin: "you don't think rape is funny? well think about this porky pig fucking elmer fudd...They don't call him porky for nothing"

      Meaning that you need not take everything so DAMN SERIOUS!

      There nothing wrong with a little fun in the workplace (or in the industry) as long as everyone is "ok" with it. Meaning no one gets hurt either physically or emotionally then its fine. With it being fine means its ok to laugh. Sure you may not find it funny because its insulting someone you hold in high regard but come on. No one got hurt no one is mad.

      So just let go an laugh!

      I bet a lot of people at HP got a laugh at it. I bet even hewlet and packard got a laugh out of it.

    3. Re:Disrespecting computing pioneers... by drsquare · · Score: 1
      Wouldn't it be funny if Steve Jobs painted a Groucho Marx face on Pascal and Von Neumann's cardboard cutout likenesses?

      Slashdot would still worship him.
    4. Re:Disrespecting computing pioneers... by monoqlith · · Score: 1

      and some cardboard collector got $6000 for something that probably costs about 0.2 cents in total cardboard value.

      Everyone wins, I say.

    5. Re:Disrespecting computing pioneers... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Oh Geez. Lighten up. From what I read, it's not like they showed them sodomizing each other or anything like that. They showed them holding competitors products.

      I always get a chuckle out of things like this. Like the time the Internet Explorer guys left an Internet Explorer icon at the front door of Netscape. Whether you agree with the sentiment or not, it's nice to see that in a serious business there's room for a laugh.

      Hell, I'm a Mac user. I chuckled over the "Switch" parodies and the few "I'm a Mac" parodies that I've seen.

    6. Re:Disrespecting computing pioneers... by el_mancebo · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs: "How the hell, that slashdot's people knows about the Groucho Marx incident, call the layers and we need to sue some blogs.

    7. Re:Disrespecting computing pioneers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No instead Stevey Jobs and Co. would run a campaign making fun of their competitor, then wind up using them. The Apple buttboys would of course be brainwashed into thinking that they used their competitor's product all along.

    8. Re:Disrespecting computing pioneers... by Fishstick · · Score: 1
      Like the time the Internet Explorer guys left an Internet Explorer icon at the front door of Netscape


      thought it was the other way round, or did netscape retaliate... *googles*

      Mozilla stomps IE


      Late last night, between midnight and 1:30, somebody (MS?
      probably) dumped a huge IE logo on Netscape's front lawn

      (...)

      MS was dumb: they forgot that we're *here* at
      midnight! Somebody spotted it, and, rather than waste effort trying to
      get rid of the logo, they decided to slap MS in the face with it
      instead. (Figuratively. :-) They gathered people to help, and they
      tipped over the IE logo so that it was lying on its back, spraypainted
      "Netscape Now" on the side facing the street...and then carried over
      our 7-foot-tall statue of Mozilla (Netscape's Godzillaoid mascot) and
      stood it up on top of the IE logo.


      I remember that now, thought it was great. I agree, there needs to be a little room for fun in business, long as you don't look stupid. I think you look stupid taking yourself too seriously. Having a chuckle in some harmless pranking makes you look human.

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    9. Re:Disrespecting computing pioneers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can just picture HP's next commercial "borrowing" from Mastercard.

      Pictures of the founders of Sun Microsystems, printed life-size: $10
      Piece of cardboard to which the pictures are attached: $20
      Spending $30 for something for which Sun Microsystems spent $6000: priceless.

    10. Re:Disrespecting computing pioneers... by Schaffner · · Score: 1

      I actually had the piece at my house for 1 night and carted it around in my car. I picked it up at an Office Depot in San Jose and took it up to Palo Alto, stopping to take pictures at the old HP garage and the Computer History Museum. It's made of thick plywood, has an integral stand, and also a cell phone with gps on the back. The cell phone and gps were used to track it on its "journey".

      Jim Maurer

  5. No Worky by FuturePastNow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Reading comprehension fail it... Slashdot's editors are unpaid volunteers, right?

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  6. Apple fanbois come to mind by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 0, Troll

    Such actions are expected of young, dumb fanboys. They are a little weird coming from the CEO of a major multinational corporation.

    HP's VP, the HPVP (if you will), did good in his response. Fight fire with water.

  7. The leading "Unix' by netrangerrr · · Score: 5, Funny

    With all of the free Linuxes around, and even being touted by IBM and others, dominating the traditional 'Unix' market is rapidly becoming like being the leader in Novel IPx networking.

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    1. Re:The leading "Unix' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There must be some serious footnote action in that IDC report as well, because I don't see how HP-UX could be the leader unless they were counting "the Unix Market -- of servers in broom closets only in government facilities named after Mickey Mouse". If anything, from informal stats gleaned from looking at job listings over the past decade or so, I'd say the current state of affairs regarding demand for commercial unix is something like Solaris first (and far in the lead), followed by AIX, followed distantly by HP-UX. (Of course these days Linux outnumbers all of the commercial unixen put together.) I guess you might argue for spot statistics that perhaps there's just higher turnover in the Solaris admin space (e.g. if Sun was doing something irritating), but it's a trend I've noticed for quite a while and honestly one unix admin gig is about like any other (or at least, doesn't vary that much based on the OS used so I doubt that would be the rate determining factor on turnover).

  8. a perfect rotating quote by ChipMonk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As I type this, the quote at the bottom of the Slashdot page is:

    Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what value there may be in owning a piece thereof. -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"

    File this under "things that make you go 'hmmmmmmmmmm...'"

    1. Re:a perfect rotating quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My favourite line from that pardoy -
      Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment And despite the changing fortunes of time, There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
  9. Cardboard cutouts of CowboyNeal ! by billstewart · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Sure, Bill, Dave, and the Sun Founders were all once very important here in the valley,
    as were DEC, Compaq, Tandem, and everybody else absorbed by HP and Sun,
    but they represent the 1970s and 1980s computer booms and the late-90s servers.

    For this decade's cardboard cutouts, we need Web 2.0 figures, bloggers, and user-created-content wranglers, and I say who better than our own CowboyNeal!

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    1. Re:Cardboard cutouts of CowboyNeal ! by larry+bagina · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      you're gonna need a big piece of cardboard if you want a lifesize copy of his lard ass.

      On the plus side, you could probably use it to scare away crows. And everything else.

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  10. I'm glad Sun and HP are having fun playing grabass by w33t · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...in the meantime our entire VMware infrastructure runs on Dell because they are actually busy making sales calls and setting up meetings with my VP ;)

  11. Fuck Sun and HP. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Fuck both Sun and HP. For those of us who have real systems to worry about, this sort of bullshit between marketeers and CEOs makes us cringe. Sun could have put that $6000 to good use. That would have been enough to pay an intern for the summer, perhaps one who could have gone through and fixed some of the fairly simple OpenSolaris bugs that are still open, even months after being reported.

    Then again, these days it's rare to need the kind of hardware Sun or HP puts out. Several quality Opteron boxes from IBM running FreeBSD or Linux can provide the same level of service and the same reliability as a large Sun or HP system, and often at a far lower cost.

    1. Re:Fuck Sun and HP. by Ruie · · Score: 1
      Then again, these days it's rare to need the kind of hardware Sun or HP puts out. Several quality Opteron boxes from IBM running FreeBSD or Linux can provide the same level of service and the same reliability as a large Sun or HP system, and often at a far lower cost.

      And even lower if instead of buying from IBM one uses a local computer shop. Last time I looked at IBM's website one could buy two generic boxes for the price of one that IBM sells, especially if one wants to max out the RAM.

    2. Re:Fuck Sun and HP. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Last time I looked at IBM's website one could buy two generic boxes for the price of one that IBM sells, especially if one wants to max out the RAM.

      That might work if one doesn't have a CIO to report to, and doesn't mind entry-level support. Nobody ever got fired for buying from ...

      Shit doesn't need to work, it just needs to look good.

    3. Re:Fuck Sun and HP. by Rufus211 · · Score: 1
      Sun could have put that $6000 to good use. That would have been enough to pay an intern for the summer...

      Erm, $6k is about 1 month's direct salary as an intern, not including all the hiring and related overhead. But you're just a trolling AC anyway, so who cares about facts.
    4. Re:Fuck Sun and HP. by Bastian · · Score: 1

      Wow. If that's what interns are going for nowadays, sign me up to be an intern for life! (Or at least until the next dot compost and forces the market to realize yet again how ridiculously overpaid some folks are.)

    5. Re:Fuck Sun and HP. by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 1
      Yeah - bay area, I'd see an Intern easily going for 4K a month - then 2K a month for random benefits, cost of office space, etc.

      Now if you are in Iowa - I would expect that to drop in at least 1/2, but then who would want to outsource to Iowa when you can go all the way to Bangalore and get it for 1/4 of that.

      YMMV

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    6. Re:Fuck Sun and HP. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get paid $7k to be an intern (2/3rds of the way to a MS when I started), granted it's the Bay Area where everything is expensive. Of course this is for a technical/research intern positions which requires a good amount of intelligence and knowledge (in my case cs and statistics). My friend seems to be doing code monkey stuff a bit to the north and gets paid half as much.

    7. Re:Fuck Sun and HP. by grahamsz · · Score: 1

      I had a pretty sweet intern deal.

      $30k/year, $10/year training budget, they flew me in, paid all my accomodation (rent, utilities, phone etc) for that year. All in all, it probably cost close to $80 big ones for that year.

    8. Re:Fuck Sun and HP. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now if you are in Iowa - I would expect that to drop in at least 1/2, but then who would want to outsource to Iowa when you can go all the way to Bangalore and get it for 1/4 of that.
      WTF do ignorant people like you have against employing Americans? The fact that someone would pay $800,000 for a 1200 square foot 50 year old home in California leads me to believe that you guys are a bunch of dumbasses.
    9. Re:Fuck Sun and HP. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "For those of us who have real systems to worry about..."

      Well, that kind of depends on your definition of "real systems". In our instance, enforcing the two-man rule in a financially-sensitive RBAC environment, being able to provide decent IP failover AND proper hardware/software support (i.e. we'll be there in a jiffy with a box of parts and a guru) is something we are currently only able to do with Sun.

    10. Re:Fuck Sun and HP. by ContractualObligatio · · Score: 1

      As someone who deals with people that have "real systems" to worry about, I'm fairly sure that anyone who responds to an ill-advised marketing exercise from Sun with a "and fuck HP too"-type response isn't likely to carry much respect amongst professionals.

      If you're contemplating hiring summer interns to fix bugs in an open source OS, you're simply not responsible for large, mission critical systems.

    11. Re:Fuck Sun and HP. by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the difference is that IBM, Sun etc etc send people out to replace hardware on site. Random vendors MIGHT have a turn-around of a few weeks. Of course they also have standards compliant IPMI "LOM" stuff as well. Meaning that I usually wont have to pay someone to sit in a datacenter/noc just to reboot the system if there is an issue.

      I want you to find me a vendor with even decent warranty support who can build a 1U opteron with the SAME specs as a sun, IBM or HP for half the price.

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    12. Re:Fuck Sun and HP. by Ruie · · Score: 1
      I want you to find me a vendor with even decent warranty support who can build a 1U opteron with the SAME specs as a sun, IBM or HP for half the price.

      I've been using PCs for everyone recently and they are pretty good though not the least expensive out there. The good part is that they preinstall Linux and make sure it works - some of the more expensive hardware I never had any experience with.

      Also, as far as support goes, if the price savings are big enough (say 50%) one can just ignore hardware breaking down and replace it with a new box. Works well for general purpose compute needs.

    13. Re:Fuck Sun and HP. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF does the two-man rule have to do with who you buy hardware from? Are you on drugs?

    14. Re:Fuck Sun and HP. by raftpeople · · Score: 1

      Also, as far as support goes, if the price savings are big enough (say 50%) one can just ignore hardware breaking down and replace it with a new box. Works well for general purpose compute needs

      Good for some situations, not a good plan when downtime costs you money. That's when the quality and maint services of the large vendors pay off.

    15. Re:Fuck Sun and HP. by Ruie · · Score: 1
      Good for some situations, not a good plan when downtime costs you money. That's when the quality and maint services of the large vendors pay off.

      That's the ironic part - switching over to a spare is faster than even a 1-hour response plan (if they sell such). And most of the medium to high end hardware that assures reliability (like hardware RAID cards) can be purchased without going through one of the big vendors.

    16. Re:Fuck Sun and HP. by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 1
      WTF do ignorant people like you have against employing Americans? The fact that someone would pay $800,000 for a 1200 square foot 50 year old home in California leads me to believe that you guys are a bunch of dumbasses.
      Nothing wrong with employing americans. Just have no idea why companies would put and maintain roots in the silicon valley. Employee turnover is significantly higher, saleries are significantly higher (They don't joke about bay area saleries... they mean it), and lets not talk about cost of living etc..

      All of that said - it is much cheaper to hire in places like Iowa, but the talent pool (or the ocean for that matter) isn't there.

      Very hard for a company to do.

      What other alternative is there now?

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  12. Wrong targets by violet16 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nobody would blink if Sun took a cheap shot at HP. But making fun of two recently deceased Silicon Valley icons, both of whom are still deeply respected by many in the industry, is pretty poor form.

    1. Re:Wrong targets by craXORjack · · Score: 4, Funny

      Relax. It's just fun-spirited hijinks from those crazy guys over at Sun. It's like that time that Scott McNealy and Jonathon Schwartz snuck into the Microsoft headquarters and kidnapped Goatly, the Microsoft mascot, right before their big Windows ME launch. But then the goat ate a stack of Solaris installation diskettes in the closet where they hid it, and got so sick they thought it was going to die. So they had to return it before anyone found out but old Mr. Balmer caught them and made them promise never to do anything like that again. Those kooky kids!

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    2. Re:Wrong targets by lewp · · Score: 1

      That was twice as funny as the prank, or the post describing it. Well done.

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    3. Re:Wrong targets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, it still sux. They can poke at HP or IBM, but to poke at dead guys who did far more than anybody at Sun did, sux. Everytime the idiot boys at Sun speak up like this, I make sure that it costs them at least several of their servers.

    4. Re:Wrong targets by johnny+cashed · · Score: 2, Funny

      But making fun of two recently deceased Silicon Valley icons, both of whom are still deeply respected by many in the industry, is pretty poor form.

      You're right, we shouldn't be making fun of HP and Sun.

      Oh, wait, you were refering to Mr. Hewlett and Mr. Packard. You're right, they shouldn't be making fun of them.

    5. Re:Wrong targets by LarsWestergren · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nobody would blink if Sun took a cheap shot at HP. But making fun of two recently deceased Silicon Valley icons, both of whom are still deeply respected by many in the industry, is pretty poor form.

      Did you read Schwartz's blog?

      An artist has made cutouts of famous industrialists in a hitchhiking pose with and embedded GPS and placed them out to see if they reach their intended destination.

      Schwartz: "Now, not everyone thought this was a cool idea. When presented with the opportunity to purchase the likeness of Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard, it having made the trek from the printer ink section of a San Jose Office Depot, our friends at HP elected not to honor their founders. So out of respect for HP's legacy, the fine folks in Sun's marketing team decided to acquire the artwork. Bill and Dave are absolute legends, held in the deepest respect by all of us at Sun. We were honored at the opportunity.

      So we bought them, and their garage, for $6,000. Lock, stock and Java phone."

      I think decking them out in an "I love Solaris" t-shirt before placing them was more intended as a gentle tease against HP rather than mocking the memory of the founders.

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    6. Re:Wrong targets by El+Gringo+Loco · · Score: 1

      "I think decking them out in an "I love Solaris" t-shirt before placing them was more intended as a gentle tease against HP rather than mocking the memory of the founders."

      Maybe or maybe not, but this kind of marketing ploy works. Look at how KFC portrays the frail, old Colonel Sanders. Now, he's jumping around, speaking slang, and rapping "Go Colonel, Go Colonel!", but nobody complains about that. I bet the ole Colonel is rolling over in his grave.

    7. Re:Wrong targets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, once someone dies they are suddenly off-limits as humor targets? Bull.

      And if I were your boss I'd be worried that decisions on which servers to use are based on your feelings about Sun. Hell, I'd fire your ass for something that stupid.

    8. Re:Wrong targets by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      I don't remember that. But I do remember that time Billy Gates shot one of Old Man Torvalds' penguins with that new BB gun he got for Christmas and Aunt Bea made him apologize and pay his veterinarian bill. That Billy Gates boy is always getting into some mess or another!

      -Eric

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    9. Re:Wrong targets by CapeBretonBarbarian · · Score: 1

      Nobody would blink if Sun took a cheap shot at HP. But making fun of two recently deceased Silicon Valley icons, both of whom are still deeply respected by many in the industry, is pretty poor form.

      I disagree. I don't think that Sun is making fun of HP's founders. What actually happened is that the HP brass fumbled the ball and refused to allow the cut-outs into HP HQ. They made it as far as the gate, but HP wouldn't let them in. That is the really sad story here. HP should have at least smiled and played along and let their founders make it into the buildings, had some photos taken, and made a donation to the causel what is $6000 to HP? Instead they locked them out and Sun came to the rescue and had some good natured fun at the expense of current HP management who somehow dropped the ball on this. If anyone was being disrespectful, it was probably HP for rejecting the art when it first arrived, or at least not letting them into the building.

      This is actually a pretty old story. Here's a good link to a register story from Aug. 17th.

  13. "Apple fanbois"? I blame the PC users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You will have to forgive me. My definition of PC user has expanded in the past couple of years from big-haired douchebags from Wintel who trolled Tekserve at night trying to get through Crystal Quest or Inside Macintosh. (Ahh, the '80s.) I now use "PC user" as a general term to describe the wannabes who exhibit an attitude of "Yeah, we cool. We're Mac users," when they are clearly from some other part of the universe.

    However, to prevent further confusion from the teeming masses, I will use the term poseur. Or in this case, switcheurs. These are the dunderheads who proclaim their trendiness because they use a Mac even though they were probably maximizing their windows until last week.

    They try to act counterculture by making comments about good taste and how everything is beige, and think of themselves as nonconformists, which is laughable since all they are doing is conforming to another lifestyle.

    What is really pathetic is when these expatriates proclaim their love for their adopted platform. When I hear it I cringe and automatically think of that Daphna Kalfon song "I Love My Mac." Not that there is anything wrong with Daphna.

    That phrase reeks of such vomit-inducing pretension. You think you are cooler than the rest of the world because of your computer? Because of your zero-button mouse? Because of the fact that you have to manually sort the Desktop because you don't understand the Mac's right-handed icon arrangement? Where I come from, this is called "trying too hard."

    The Mac platform today is ground zero for the switcheur epidemic, which means more tourists and more expatriates moving in. It has become way too mainstream and too damn self-congratulatory to live here. And with more corporate giants moving in, the Mac is so ovah.

    1. Re:"Apple fanbois"? I blame the PC users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you really are specially handicapped eh? I'm sorry that you lack any sense of reason or facts. Too bad you have yet to make any actual point in that rambling of yours, besides to proclaim your Mac or Apple hatred or hatred of switchers. Shame people should support their likings. Better luck next time once you pass the 6th grade ^.^

  14. Who do I talk to...? by Forthan+Red · · Score: 1

    Who do I talk to about getting their cardboard cutout business? SIX GRAND???? That's 15 times too much for a cardboard cutout of anything.

    1. Re:Who do I talk to...? by jpardey · · Score: 2, Funny

      A cardboard cutout of anything? I'd be happy to pay more than 400 for a cardboard cutout of anything.

      Now, I just need to find a good any key.

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    2. Re:Who do I talk to...? by saleenS281 · · Score: 1

      I for one would be more than willing to pay $6,000 for a cardboard cutout of Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie making out in the nude =)

    3. Re:Who do I talk to...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they wanted to use realldolls of them but coudln't wait...

  15. But who will think of the customers? by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These guys have lost their focus. I'm a business owner myself ( a bit smaller than Sun and HP, though ) and I would never encourage my employees to act or think like this. Beating your competition is the side effect that you derive from pleasing customers. It is not the goal.

    1. Re:But who will think of the customers? by localman · · Score: 1

      Beating your competition is the side effect that you derive from pleasing customers. It is not the goal.

      A-friggin-men. What the hell is it with all the bloodthirst? Defeating a rival doesn't result in long-term success anyways as new rivals will just take their place. Pleasing your customers is the best long-term strategy. If your passion is pleasing others, get into business, if your passion is defeating others, go join the armed forces or UFC or something.

      Cheers.

    2. Re:But who will think of the customers? by jcr · · Score: 1


      In the words of Ayn Rand: "Competition is a by-product of productive work, not its goal. A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others."

      I notice that Microsoft seems to be fixated on always having an enemy, whether it's Google, IBM, Sony or Apple. If they focused on their customers instead, their products might not suck so hard.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    3. Re:But who will think of the customers? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      For 6000 US they got their company a lost of free press.

      This ad buy had a very large ROI

    4. Re:But who will think of the customers? by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ayn Rand only said that because she was a kooky chick with her own cult. Many of the most creative people in history were motivated by the desire to beat others.

    5. Re:But who will think of the customers? by crucini · · Score: 1

      Maybe their goal was to communicate the fact that HP customers are installing Solaris. A fact I found initially impossible ("Solaris runs on SPARC, not PA-RISC") and then unlikely. It's definitely something to be proud of, and this is a good way to publicize it. It's news to me that anyone voluntarily installs Solaris these days.

    6. Re:But who will think of the customers? by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      Solaris also runs on x86. OpenSolaris Matter of fact it might be the only commercial unix to do so.

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    7. Re:But who will think of the customers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ayn Rand was also a blubbering idiot. Take that into account.

      Geez, people, lighten up. Sun had some fun with their little joke, so what? And people whining about the $6000? Big deal, companies waste money all the time, at least this waste was kinda funny (yes, I did think it was funny, and no I don't work for Sun), so it at least wasn't a complete waste. Stop taking yourself so seriously, for crying out loud.

    8. Re:But who will think of the customers? by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It got us to the moon, after all.

      -Eric

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    9. Re:But who will think of the customers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the commercial BSDi also runs on x86, and of course SCO's OpenServer and UnixWare. There may be others (I still have Nextstep for x86). But Solaris is definitely the *best* commercial UNIX on x86, that's for sure.

    10. Re:But who will think of the customers? by crucini · · Score: 1

      Right, and I knew that, but it wasn't foremost in my mind. I also thought of x86 Solaris as a bit of a joke, run only by absolute Sun fans.

      And I also knew that Sun and HP had transitioned from custom chips to x86, but since I haven't touched their stuff since then, I'd nearly forgotten.

      So the stunt was effective in making me aware of a market reality.

    11. Re:But who will think of the customers? by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Beating your competition is the side effect that you derive from pleasing customers. It is not the goal.

      True but...

      If you eliminated the competition, then you don't have to waste time or money pleasing customers.

      Hey, it worked for Microsoft.

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      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    12. Re:But who will think of the customers? by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      How absolutely true. I once (early to mid 1990s) worked for a feeding-ledge "mini-supercomputer" company. From time to time, the CEO would announce the death of another of our competitors. There would be general rejoicing, a mock funeral, and lots of extra beer at the Friday-night bash. But I always had my doubts: is the death of a competitor necessarily a good thing? Sure, it could mean that they were incompetent, and you are going to get all the business they used to have. But if your competitors are falling off that ledge like pigeons with bird flu, it could also mean that there is no market for what you are trying to sell. Business doesn't have to be a zero-sum game; in fact, it's best if there are many winners, because that means there's a healthy market.

      To commemorate the completion of a major project, this company gave out T-shirts emblazoned with the new slogan: "Now Anything Can Happen!" I remember pointing out to a colleague that this was a curiously ambiguous slogan. He laughed at me and drained his plastic beer cup. On the following Monday, management announced the first layoff. It was a rapid downhill slide from then on.

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    13. Re:But who will think of the customers? by jcr · · Score: 1

      Competition got the funding to get to the moon. I doubt that most of the engineers in the program were primarily motivated by beating the Russians.

      -jcr

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  16. Seems like something Sun would do by virtuald · · Score: 2, Funny
    I don't know if the story is real or not, but it seems like something Sun would do. Check out this here, its amusing:

    http://blogs.msdn.com/sandyk/archive/2006/02/24/53 8832.aspx

    I especially like this one: "Sun Microsystems: Where Unix came to die."

  17. In Sun's defense... by Ant+P. · · Score: 4, Funny

    At least they're wasting far too much money on their marketing department, and not their legal one.

  18. H & P's journey by theobscurest · · Score: 2

    I think the art (and technology) project behind this, "Pioneers Hitchhiking in the Valley of Heart's Delight", particularly Hewlett and Packard's travelogue is more interesting than the post. Ironic how HP wouldn't allow the cutout into their lobby!

    1. Re:H & P's journey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think the art (and technology) project behind this, "Pioneers Hitchhiking in the Valley of Heart's Delight", particularly Hewlett and Packard's travelogue [ylem.org] is more interesting than the post. Ironic how HP wouldn't allow the cutout into their lobby!

      HP ought to just shut the fuck up, since they have done everything to make people forget the founders. They changed the corporate name and tossed the unit that the name was built upon.

      The graceless bastards have forfeited the moral right to even comment on such matters. Piss on them all.

  19. Sun's Founders? by Speare · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, I never knew that Hewlett and Packard founded the Sun Microsystems company. The things you learn on Slashdot...

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  20. Insanity now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "According to InfoWorld.com, Sun CEO Jonathan Schwartz boasts in his public blog that his company has bought a life-size cardboard cut of the HP rival's founders"

    After losing money and market share for four years one would hope that Sun finds something better to do than running around with cardboard cut-outs. Perhaps on the day Sun declares bankruptcy they should celebrate it with their own puppet show.

  21. Stupid CEO Tricks by Infonaut · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Schwartz is in the middle of trying to pull Sun out of a very deep hole. The company's stock is still trading at under $5/share. It faces tremendous competition from above and below, and it has been shedding employees like a duck sheds water. There are times when publicity stunts like this are a good idea. For example, when you're the young upstart and you want to poke fun at the established titans of industry.

    Spending thousands of dollars to buy a cutout of highly respected founders of Silicon Valley, then to bedeck them in garish Sun paraphanalia is juvenile, tacky, and demonstrative of an utterly deranged public relations department. Sun *is* an established titan of industry, one that has been hurting for years. Attempts to look like a saucy underdog just make the company look pathetic.

    Make kick-ass products. Give customers what they want, and then some. Ready your history. Examine how IBM, Apple, and yes, HP recovered from their missteps. Earn respect. Don't endanger it by resorting to head-scratching 9th grade pep rally moves like this.

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    1. Re:Stupid CEO Tricks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And much like those cute Apple ads you reference, schwartz will likely come out of this looking like a childish fool.

    2. Re:Stupid CEO Tricks by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I agree. I think that HP will outlive Sun unless Sun shapes up, I think HP is the biggest in the enterprise hardware market right now. I think Sun has a niche somewhere, and they seem to be rapidly shrinking to fit that niche. Sun had pretty cool stuff in its time and my understanding is that they had the best long term hardware support but they simply aren't adapting well to the world of commodity parts.

    3. Re:Stupid CEO Tricks by Greyfox · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Sun doesn't really seem to be about making stuff for customers. Their focus seems to be more on just making stuff their engineers consider to be cool. This stunt seems just like something Sun would do -- someone in the company thought it would be cool but just like everything else about Sun it lacks focus and direction. Maybe they should focus less on childish pranks and more on, oh, I dunno... fixing thise decade-old problems in Java that keep it from being a reasonably good system programming language.

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    4. Re:Stupid CEO Tricks by Infonaut · · Score: 1

      and much like those cute Apple ads you reference

      I never made reference to Apple advertising. If you think Apple pulled itself out of the death spriral it was in because of cute ads, maybe you haven't been looking at their revival closely enough.

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    5. Re:Stupid CEO Tricks by monoqlith · · Score: 1
      "The Company posted revenue of $4.37 billion and a net quarterly profit of $472 million, or $.54 per diluted share. [...] Apple shipped 1,327,000 Macintosh® computers and 8,111,000 iPods during the quarter, representing 12 percent growth in Macs and 32 percent growth in iPods over the year-ago quarter."
      - Apple's 2006 third quarter results.

      God! $472,000,000! I bet Jobs and his lieutenants feel like huge chumps for making those childish and foolish ads! And filling out that childish and foolish deposit slip with all those childish and foolish zeros.
    6. Re:Stupid CEO Tricks by fm6 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Spending thousands of dollars to buy a cutout of highly respected founders of Silicon Valley, then to bedeck them in garish Sun paraphanalia is juvenile, tacky ...
      Which pretty much describes everything Schwartz does.
      ...and demonstrative of an utterly deranged public relations department.

      What makes you think Schwartz even talked to his PR people? I'm sure if he had, they would have tried to talk him out of it.

      Here's an irony: recently, Schwartz sent an email to all employees, boasting that Sun doesn't "waste money" on art with which to decorate its corridors. Instead, it puts up these tacky posters where Sun employees talk about how great a place the company is to work. Just to thing to convince employees that the company isn't circling the drain!

      I give Scwartz a year, tops.

    7. Re:Stupid CEO Tricks by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1

      Schwartz is in the middle of trying to pull Sun out of a very deep hole. The company's stock is still trading at under $5/share.

      It seems he is doing quite well, They are positioned quite well for the future too, with companies like Google warning that power consumption has started to cost a lot more money than the hardware. That makes well engineered hardware more competetive against large numbers of cheap boxes.

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    8. Re:Stupid CEO Tricks by asuffield · · Score: 1
      Schwartz is in the middle of trying to pull Sun out of a very deep hole.


      So it's business as usual at Sun.

      Sun *is* an established titan of industry, one that has been hurting for years.


      The really strange, curious, and amusing thing about Sun is that this has always been true, at any given point in its history. It is quite difficult to explain why this company is still in business.

      Throughout Sun's history, its management has made endless strange and often rather stupid decisions, with the apparent goal of making Sun go out of business as quickly as possible. It rather reminds me of a line from the Hitchhiker's Guide: "The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss". That could be Sun's unofficial motto. Despite all their efforts, they have not yet managed to hit the ground.

      There's something very weird about the reality distortion field near that company.
    9. Re:Stupid CEO Tricks by dcam · · Score: 1

      Ready your history. Examine how IBM, Apple, and yes, HP recovered from their missteps.

      But Sun can't fire Carly, they never hired her.

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    10. Re:Stupid CEO Tricks by Infonaut · · Score: 1

      But Sun can't fire Carly, they never hired her

      Shame I don't have any mod points. I laughed out loud at that one. I'm not sure she deserves all the slings and arrows, but from what I've heard she certainly deserves the lion's share of them.

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  22. Throwing Stones from Glass Houses by reporter · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Someone should remind Jonathan Schwartz of a well-known truth: people who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

    In 2004, the management at Sun Microsystems terminated any more development on high-end processors and high-end servers. According to an article by The Register, Sun now sells re-branded Fujitsu servers as Sun's high-end servers. Fujitsu is an OEM for Sun.

    Sun engineers still work on low-end multi-core processors, but Fujitsu designs and builds all of Sun's high-end processors. The processors that battle IBM's Power5 are Fujitsu SPARC64's.

    The hardware division of Sun is now a shell of its former self. Sun management is seeking to close its Sunnyvale campus, which is the location of all of Sun's (former) processor development.

    1. Re:Throwing Stones from Glass Houses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and the PA-RISC and Alpha lines are alive and well?

    2. Re:Throwing Stones from Glass Houses by takeaslash · · Score: 4, Insightful

      n 2004, the management at Sun Microsystems terminated any more development on high-end processors and high-end servers. According to an article by The Register, Sun now sells re-branded Fujitsu servers as Sun's high-end servers. Fujitsu is an OEM for Sun. Sun engineers still work on low-end multi-core processors, but Fujitsu designs and builds all of Sun's high-end processors. The processors that battle IBM's Power5 are Fujitsu SPARC64's. The hardware division of Sun is now a shell of its former self. Sun management is seeking to close its Sunnyvale campus, which is the location of all of Sun's (former) processor development. You only have half the story. The highend Ultra V was killed off so that Sun could focus on their Rock CPU for the highend. They have also extended their partnership with Fujitsu to develop the APL line, and to rebadge each others products. The T1, Ultra IV+ processors with their current Opeteron line show that the hardware division of going along very well.

    3. Re:Throwing Stones from Glass Houses by calidoscope · · Score: 5, Insightful
      In 2004, the management at Sun Microsystems terminated any more development on high-end processors and high-end servers. According to an article by The Register, Sun now sells re-branded Fujitsu servers as Sun's high-end servers. Fujitsu is an OEM for Sun.


      Devlopment on the UltraSPARC V was terminated - Sun is still working on the "Rock" prcessor - sort of a Niagara designed for large multiprocessor machines. Sun realized several years ago that processors were hitting a wall on single thread performance (compare performance gains between 1996 to 2001 vs 2001 to 2006) and emphasized multicore designs. Sun has also done some nice work with the Opteron - that combined with the Niagara are two reasons why Sun's market share has been increasing recently.

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    4. Re:Throwing Stones from Glass Houses by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      In 2004, the management at Sun Microsystems terminated any more development on high-end processors and high-end servers.

      You are joking aren't you? Sun seem to be doing the only interesting CPU development at the moment. The T1 is an 8 core, 64-way SMT design specifically optimised for datacenter workloads. Its successor is going to have better floating point performance and even more parallelism. It gets the best performance per watt of any general purpose CPU for most web and database server workloads. The Rock, due out in 2008, aims for the the high-end market, and looks very promising.

      I suppose the fact that they are not developing high-end servers anymore must be the reason why their market share in the server arena has increased for five quarters in a row.

      The processors that battle IBM's Power5 are Fujitsu SPARC64's

      The POWER5 (and, to a lesser degree, Itanium) are living in the very high-end HPC arena. This market keeps getting smaller. The T1 is in the web server and high-density datacenter market. This is an enormous growth area. At the moment, people buying large numbers of servers care about two things:

      1. Heat.
      2. Power usage.
      The POWER5 is one of the worst offenders in this; it gets great performance (although not necessarily on the kind of workloads buyers are looking for), but it generates a huge amount of heat. Even IBM don't use it in their highest performance systems (Blue Gene and friends); they use PowerPC 405-series chips, which are much less powerful (they are mostly sold for use in mobile 'phones), but have a better performance / watt, and so they can be packed a lot more densely.
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    5. Re:Throwing Stones from Glass Houses by teflaime · · Score: 3, Funny

      The POWER5 is one of the worst offenders in this; it gets great performance (although not necessarily on the kind of workloads buyers are looking for), but it generates a huge amount of heat.

      Man, is this ever true. I got a 550 last year and put it down in my basement and hooked a fan up to it. Ran my website and heated my house to nice and toasty 72 degrees all winter.

    6. Re:Throwing Stones from Glass Houses by rayzat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      BlueGene runs on PPC440 cores not PPC405 cores. To the best of my knowledge 405 cores were never used in mobile phones. Most mobile phone software is designed to run on ARM processors and PPC and ARM code tend not to translate back and forth to each other very well. Never mind the fact that most of the mobile phone peripherils are designed to work with the AMBA bus and not the embedded PPC's(ePPC) PLB bus. Maybe you are referring to ePPC cores being used in chips for cell phone base stations.
      IBM's older super computers were based on Power5 Technology, so IBM did use it in some of their most advanced computer systems.
      While power and heat are very important chips like the Power5 are very important even though clusters of lower performance chips can get massive parallelization. Some application can be parallelized so your performance ultimatly becomes that of your fastest processing unit. So Power5 based systems work on entirely different problem sets then BlueGene.

    7. Re:Throwing Stones from Glass Houses by qnetter · · Score: 1

      Well, since Itanium is significantly HP-developed as its follow-on to PA-RISC, and HP and the Japanese vendors are certainly selling some of those...

    8. Re:Throwing Stones from Glass Houses by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Well, since Itanium is significantly HP-developed as its follow-on to PA-RISC, and HP and the Japanese vendors are certainly selling some of those...

      Yeah, all three servers they sold are really bringing in the big bucks.

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    9. Re:Throwing Stones from Glass Houses by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Most mobile phone software is designed to run on ARM processors and PPC and ARM code tend not to translate back and forth to each other very well.

      I'm pretty sure my Motorola phone doesn't have an ARM core, although I'm not all that sure that it's PPC-based, either. I haven't taken a disassembler to it or anything, but now that I think of it, that's kind of a neat idea. Just to run file(1) against the binaries might be instructive.

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    10. Re:Throwing Stones from Glass Houses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The POWER5 (and, to a lesser degree, Itanium) are living in the very high-end HPC arena.

      Nope. POWER5 is living in the mainframe arena. Bank transactions and similar stuff where you need 100% uptime with 0% computation flaws (hence the all-encompassing redundancy and way-beyond-single-bit error correction) and huge I/O bandwidth (hence the massively bandwidth-oriented architecture equipped with dedicated data traffic co-processors). Those customers just simply couldn't afford anything less (cheaper).

      The good HPC performance is just corollary -- IBM put in some good FPUs to enable this too. They don't even advertise the HPC versions of the zSeries as "HPC versions", they are "with HPC feature" (which amounts to disabling three CPU chips to give one dual-core all of the 4x36MB L3 caches).

      While Itanium excels at HPC and not much else -- it's unsuitable for a proper mainframe (which just mustn't go down, ever) and doesn't offer that much server performance over some much cheaper multi-Opteron system. (Core 2 Duos will enter the competition when Intel/ATI/Nvidia introduce good 4-chip/8-core solutions; but that may be at about the time that the quad-core AMD K8L ships, so it'll stay interesting, especially for Intel's Itanium team.)

    11. Re:Throwing Stones from Glass Houses by raftpeople · · Score: 1

      it gets great performance (although not necessarily on the kind of workloads buyers are looking for)

      So the workloads found in business application and database servers are not what buyers are looking for? These are the workloads where the power5 has excelled.

    12. Re:Throwing Stones from Glass Houses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And indeed, the virtualization and resource partitioning capabilities are head and shoulders above anything else, save some Sun Fire (UltraSPARC) stuff which comes close in some areas.

      This is of course due to the excellent whole-system design, from POWER5 CPUs to the zSeries boxes to the software stack (from firmware to apps). But POWER5 definitely is strong in the big corp domain.

  23. It's a sure sign of impending doom when by winkydink · · Score: 1

    the only way you can pump up your employees is to make fun of your competitor.

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  24. Re:I'm glad Sun and HP are having fun playing grab by Informix · · Score: 5, Funny

    Our local VMware SE recommends Sun hardware if customers actually want performance and support. He must be crazy; Dell is soooooo the market leader in technology innovation.

  25. What is going on by Wannabe+Code+Monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If I wasn't so confused by the summary I'd probably think this was a really pathetic stunt by Sun. I'd also probably think it was really weird and sad that executives are fighting on their blogs.

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    1. Re:What is going on by phasm42 · · Score: 1

      I say they take it to the next level and fight it out on MySpace.

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    2. Re:What is going on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh! Don't send them to us! We have higher standards than that!

      - A MySpace Employee (not kidding, either!)

  26. That's a lot of money. by Kamineko · · Score: 1
    Surely that money could have been spent on something better. Anything! Spare red staplers for all!


    This news day isn't going slow: it's going backwards. :/

    1. Re:That's a lot of money. by Kamineko · · Score: 1

      Kind of reminds of that guy from that sketch show... (The Fast Show... Harry Enfield?)

      Woman sitting at table, uneasy
      Sound of key entering door
      Woman:"Did you manage to get that milk and my medication?"
      Man comes in, grinning
      Man:"Even better than that! ..."

  27. More ironic - by GSloop · · Score: 1

    That the "new" HP appears to be stamping out the "HP Way."

    Perhaps Bill and Dave would have been less than amused at Sun's antics. But IMO they'd have considered it trivial and petty.

    However the damage done to their own company by mindless expansion and aggrandization - well, lets just say they wouldn't have found that trivial and petty. More like heartless and ultimatly destructive to both the company and it's employees.

    -GregThat the "new" HP appears to be stamping out the "HP Way."

    Perhaps Bill and Dave would have been less than amused at Sun's antics. But IMO they'd have considered it trivial and petty.

    However the damage done to their own company by mindless expansion and aggrandization - well, lets just say they wouldn't have found that trivial and petty ...more like heartless and ultimately destructive to both the company and it's employees.

    -Greg

    1. Re:More ironic - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dupe!

    2. Re:More ironic - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even the slashdot editors know to only press ctrl-v once!

    3. Re:More ironic - by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      So this double copy-pasting is your way of saying that Bill and Dave would have been unanimous in their assessment? :-D

  28. Re:I'm glad Sun and HP are having fun playing grab by AJWM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dell is soooooo the market leader in technology innovation.

    +1 Funny

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  29. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Schwartz had to find a new and innovative way to vent...

    and chair throwing / threating to f-cking kill their competitors have already been done.

  30. You know by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

    People used to have careers at large corporations. They provided benefits and a stable income that people could rely on to support their purchase of a home, sending their kids to college, and retiring. People worked at the same company for decades, earning steady promotions and raises. Large companies used to be completely in favor of this. It was the reason most of us were told to "get an education and work hard." It was the reason there used to be a middle class.

    And what do we have now?

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    1. Re:You know by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      If you have so little ambition in life that you just want to be paid for showing up for the next 50 years, there's always a "career" in government for you.

  31. Well, this makes my life a little easier. by Paska · · Score: 0

    I've been on the fence on who to purchase from to implement a few servers for a high-end client of mine. I've been deciding for 1 week on weather to choose Sun, HP or IBM. I've now just ruled Sun out, I'm not wasting my money on such an immature company. I've already wasted my money in a huge company that proved to be run by immature little bastards, which ended up costing me close to $11,000 USD in the long run - never again.

    1. Re:Well, this makes my life a little easier. by stony3k · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree that this was a pretty stupid stunt, but I would expect that you would choose the best server, no matter what. And I'm sure Sun handles their support in a more "professional" manner. Frankly, I would compare this stunt to Steve Ballmer shouting "Developers" - it's that stupid.

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  32. Re:Fuck Sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those that don't need the high-end HP-UX (or Solaris or AIX) hardware, HP, like IBM, also puts out quality Opteron (or Xeon, if you lean that way) server-class boxes running Linux, everything from blades to 8-way multiprocessor with hot-swap memory (extending the former Compaq Proliant line). Sun makes some x86 boxes too, but AFAIK they max out much lower than HP or IBM's gear, they're not really into doing server class hardware except on SPARC.

    (And if some of HP's customers are downloading Solaris to run on HP boxes, it's for darn sure that they're not running it on the PA-RISC or Itanium hardware.)

  33. Ebay by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    They paid $6000 for two bits of cardboard?

    Someone on Ebay is having a good day.

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  34. Insightful my ass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sun and HP both sell opteron boxes like IBM does. The only difference is Sun and HP both sell superiour hardware, at a lower cost. The IBM servers (both intel and amd) are flaky as fuck, and often require windows only patches to make stable, which helps not at all when you don't run windows. Fuck, HP even donates hardware to open source projects on occasion, and their ILO kicks serious ass. I will keep buying HP proliants to run free unixes on, you can get ripped off by broken shit from IBM.

    1. Re:Insightful my ass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who has worked w/ all 3 x86 vendor products, I would like to say that the previous post was 100% dead on accurate. IBM x86 hardware is a joke.

  35. Old News by stony3k · · Score: 1

    This is an old blog entry, I wonder why this news wasn't posted when Jonathan Schwartz first blogged about it. In any case, his latest blog entry is about Sun regaining market share from Dell.

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  36. $6,000 for some cardboard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We're not even talking about "art" here, which would at least provide a spurious justification for such gross extravagance.

    It's bad enough seeing scumbag trustfund kiddies flaunting their inherited wealth by doing nothing but ski or drive their Lamborghinis around all day, but paying $6,000 for a scrap of cardboard, just to play a prank?

    The bloody revolution can't happen soon enough.

    1. Re:$6,000 for some cardboard? by Anpheus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But the blood gets everywhere then and it's terribly hard to clean out of my whites, the bleach never really gets all of it...

      Maybe we could have a not-so-bloody revolution? Just this once? You know, we can try it out, see if we like it. I mean, if we don't like it, we could always go for number two, right?

    2. Re:$6,000 for some cardboard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A revolution with actual blood, and death, and privileged "trust-fund kiddies" hanging from lamposts is probably what was meant by "bloody revolution" in the post you're replying too.

      Wealth is never redistributed equitably via non-violent means, if it's ever redistributed equitably at all. The necessary ending of unfairly-priviliged bloodlines is usually only achieved by killing those lines off.

      I guess you were trying to be funny. It's hard to tell though, because your comment is not really amusing in any way. Thanks for trying though.

    3. Re:$6,000 for some cardboard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Because, you know, I laughed. You know, there have been quite a few bloodless revolutions. India, led by Mahatma Ghandi (a lawyer, did you know?), is the most famous one, but that's not all.

      Oh, and by the way, successful revolutions are ALWAYS instigated by the upper class. The proletariat are drunk and stupid, so they're really no good, and, in the long term, middle class is a myth. Those in power seek to improve their standing at the cost of others, and, well, the middle class is a neat little money sponge. Work them harder, longer and for less money... when they complain, use force... it's amazing what men will do at the promise of a little money. Best of all, you get it back in the end.

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    4. Re:$6,000 for some cardboard? by sethstorm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's bad enough seeing scumbag trustfund kiddies flaunting their inherited wealth by doing nothing but ski or drive their Lamborghinis around all day, but paying $6,000 for a scrap of cardboard, just to play a prank?

      Well, that sounds like you just described the average Stanfordite.

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    5. Re:$6,000 for some cardboard? by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Your post got me to thinking about some stuff. I started wondering, for instance, how the redistribution of wealth could play out in an equitable manner. What I realized is that, once that's done, you've basically made wealth a non-factor, like equal terms on both side of an equation.

      So wealth is canceled, really. That led me to wonder about the underlying point of wealth, and I came to the conclusion that it's really just an expression of power, since it derives its meaning solely from what people invest in it as an abstract concept. So I started thinking this is probably more about redistribution of power, and wealth is just a symbol of that.

      Then I wondered, how does one redistribute power? You can't really enforce it, because enforcement requires power, which is inherently unequal all over again.

      So how would this work, exactly? It's a bit of a logic box I can't seem to escape. What am I missing here?

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    6. Re:$6,000 for some cardboard? by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      What you're missing is that your crypto-communistic ideas are long proven to be completely flawed and untenable outside of lala land.

      The best outcome of any revolution would be a vestigial government allowing individuals to trade goods and services as unencumbered as possible. If some make good, so much the better. Inequality is not necessarily inequitable.

    7. Re:$6,000 for some cardboard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, what Richy_T said. Your problem, and that of the parent post, is that you begin with the assumption that inequality is a Bad Thing.

      It's not. Get over it.

      Inequality is how we progress. Somebody had to be the first to climb out of the trees and into the caves... and somebody else had to be first to leave the caves behind.

      Once you accept that some people are, indeed, "more equal than others," you'll be a much happier person with a much-better understanding of how the world works. Using violence to try to stamp out inequality is possibly the stupidest idea that mankind has ever come up with.

    8. Re:$6,000 for some cardboard? by Tired_Blood · · Score: 1
      Maybe we could have a not-so-bloody revolution? Just this once? You know, we can try it out, see if we like it. I mean, if we don't like it, we could always go for number two, right?
      There have been numerous not-so-bloody revolutions. It's just that those aren't as memorable as the terrible ones. For example, which of the following is more widely known: (a) the Bolshevik revolution in Russia or (b) the Solidarity revolution in Poland? Both were very significant, with the first ushering in Soviet Communism and the other its decline, but only one of them directly witnessed the deaths of thousands/millions (that number depends on how you define the time range).
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  37. Is there no room for levity in business? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I can't believe how many slashdot readers appear to have a stick up the rear over this. Personally I find it amusing and not really offensive at all. You can tell HP which lost any sense of fun a few years ago has no real idea how to react other than very uncomfortable press releases.

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    1. Re:Is there no room for levity in business? by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Or they're just utterly confused at what drugs caused a large company to perform such a counter-productive and down-right idiotic stunt. There is fun and there is stupid, they are not the same except to some teenagers (including mental teenagers no matter the age).

  38. Actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually I still find it to be very funny almost to the point of wetting my pants!

  39. Should have used straw not paper by syousef · · Score: 1

    That way it would be a straw man argument.

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  40. and we really wonder why by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

    sun is dying. at least apple, for its relatively small market share (on computers, not iPods), has tremendous influence over the industry. sun is barely a pimple on the IT world's ass anymore. this is I would gather, just another example of how poorly led sun really is. sad when you think about it. one time on top of the world, dot-com mania, etc. just shows you that corporate leadership really does matter. all the brilliance in the world in engineering will not help if the suits are fsck ups.

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    1. Re:and we really wonder why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sun is dying. at least apple, for its relatively small market share (on computers, not iPods), has tremendous influence over the industry.

      HAHAHA!

  41. How is this counterproductive? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Come on, the guy posted a picture in a blog with a Sun shirt in front of them. This harms no one and is simply funny.

    I've been out of high school for decades but can find the humor in this. It's not like Sun TP'ed HP.

    Are you some kid fresh out of business school or what?

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  42. What needs to happen now... by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

    ...is for a bunch of football players to show up and give all concerned Atomic Wedgies.

    Balance must be restored to the Force.

  43. You nailed it by Infonaut · · Score: 1

    just like everything else about Sun it lacks focus and direction

    I think that sums it up nicely. What does this little stunt really mean, anyway? It is unfocused and just plain unfathomable. They seem to be doing a lot of smart things (a bit too late in the game perhaps), but there are still big question marks, like what they actually intend to do with Java, and how they intend to operate in a world where Open Source is squeezing them in software, and commodity boxes are squeezing them in hardware. It's not that they can't possibly find a clear path to recovery. They have tremendously talented people all over the organization. But they seem to lurch sideways as often as they step forward.

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    1. Re:You nailed it by LarsWestergren · · Score: 2, Informative

      but there are still big question marks, like what they actually intend to do with Java, and how they intend to operate in a world where Open Source is squeezing them in software,

      They intend to open source it, they have even started working on it.

      and commodity boxes are squeezing them in hardware.

      They are one of the leading sellers of AMD64 boxes, plus they are still making some really cool hardware.

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    2. Re:You nailed it by Infonaut · · Score: 1

      I understand that they *intend* to open source Java, but how and when they actually do it is what really matters. Hopefully they've learned a lot from their effort with Solaris. Open sourcing a product as big and connected to third party products as Solaris and Java can be a monumental undertaking. They need to execute flawlessly.

      I also agree that they're doing great things in hardware these days. Their last quarter shocked a lot of people.

      Don't get me wrong. I want Sun to succeed. Hell, I even own some Sun stock. Sun has been a huge force in the computing world and has come up with too many great technologies to go down in ignominious defeat. I'm hoping that they can stop doing stupid crap like buying cardboard cutouts, because it is distracting, at a time when the last thing they need is distractions.

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  44. "Confusing headline"? by rsidd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You clearly and unambiguously referred to Hewlett and Packard as Sun's founders. The headline was not "confusing", it was WRONG.

    And the summary is still WRONG. It says "a life-size cardboard cut of the HP rival's founders," and these people weren't founders of any HP rival (as far as I know), they were the founders of HP, which stands for (surprise) Hewlett-Packard.

    Learn to, first, recognise your mistakes, second, admit them.

  45. lol @ u by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And here I thought the British were supposed to have a nose for humor. Or perhaps you're Canadian. Eh?

  46. Sun is jumping the shark by Pizaz · · Score: 1

    The end is near. Repent Sun employees!

  47. Man by valkabo · · Score: 1

    Man what the hell /.? I mean there stupid.. like telling us that the sun came up today. Then there is this crap.

  48. C'mon, if they really wanted to bait HP by new500 · · Score: 1

    . .

    they'd buy cardboard cutouts of Cary Fiorana and Robert Palmer - hey actually a whole bunch of them - and put them in front of HP's freaking doors. Extra cardboard men and women for every entrance to HP's Palo Alto labs.

    To anyone with any sense of corporate history, i think this trite gesture is very very bad PR. Hitting on two respected - moreover from what i understand, decent - deceased men is the impression i get. Did they try to imply Bill and Dave would prefer to walk through Sun's doors? I think this backfired bigtime. Counting down now until the story switches from "look at that" dumb blogging posts to a more serious take on Sun culture in the business press . . . At least when Scott McNealy said "nyah NYAH!" with thumb to nose, at his competitors, you knew it was part and parcel of McNealy's management style.

  49. Further proof of my point by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Consider >this message from Sun to the artists when they asked to rescue HP's founders:

    We were shocked to hear that no one at HP wanted to welcome back the namesakes of their company, known for their personal perseverance and inventive track records in technology. We would like to return the pair to the road, in search of HP's sense of humor and a new home for HP's legacy.

    I think they need to pick up a cardboard cutout for Slashdot readers and try to help them find their sense of fun as well. Perhaps mostly curmudeons are up late Sunday nights.

    It says a lot about HP when even cardboard cutouts of the founders are Not Welcome.

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  50. Well, it's Sun by Moraelin · · Score: 1
    Such actions are expected of young, dumb fanboys. They are a little weird coming from the CEO of a major multinational corporation.


    Well, it's the same Sun who spent a few years in a public display of schizophrenia about, say, Linux or OSS. They'd give a "we love Linux dearly" or "we love OSS dearly" speech or PR statement, followed the next day (or even in the same day) by, basically, "Linux is teh suck. Noone use it on productive servers!!! kthxbye" or "Proprietary software FTW!!!" Did they think people have that short memory, or what?

    Or the same Sun which during the same years had, as the _only_ sale strategy, foaming at the mouth about how MS is evil, MS must die, buy our servers to help kill MS. Forget about explaining to the customer what those servers will do for _them_. Nah. No siree, bob. It's a charity drive to help kill MS, see ;)

    Now admittedly, that was Scott McNealy, but it seems that in the meantime that kind of rabid lunacy has become the norm at Sun.

    It has been said many times that corporations taken as a whole are like psychopaths. Well, it's refreshing that Sun is different then. Sun is the village idiot running around with pencils up his nose and laughing himself silly after writing "COCK" in chalk on a wall. It's like watching the corporate equivalent of someone getting Alzheimer's and dementia in their old age. It's sad, really.
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  51. The HP Way by niceone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They could have done something better with those cutouts: Stuck a copies of "The HP Way" under their arms, painted tears on their cheeks and propped them up on Page Mill Road outside HP's HQ. Well that's what I would have done.

    - an ex-HP employee

  52. Re:I'm glad Sun and HP are having fun playing grab by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dell are making sales? Last quarter, Sun server sales increased, while Dell, IBM and HP's all dropped.

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  53. The real story here... by Strolls · · Score: 1
    The real story here is that some artists painted life-sized portraits of a bunch of Silicon Valley pioneers and set them at the side of the road in Eastern USA to "hitchhike" their way across the USA. As an amusing art-project this was featured on the front page of many tech websites, including this one & Boing Boing.

    Because their founders were selected as famous & influential enough to feature for inclusion as Silicon Valley "pioneers", HP were offered first chance to sponsor this art and buy the life-sized portraits - not really a "cardboard cut-out" - at the end of their journey. $6,000 seems to me not an unreasonable figure considering the normal selling price of portraits & paintings, and the publicity that this project had garnered, but HP declined. Surely $6,000 is a paltry amount to pay for portraits of your founders to place in the foyer of your company headquarters, but hey! that's HP's choice.

    Sun were aware of this back-story because one of their engineers worked on integrating a mobile phone tracking system into the portraits, so that members of the art-loving public could view the progress of the "cardboard cut-outs" on a website which used Google Maps' API. So when they heard that HP had declined to sponsor the project, Sun, perhaps a little jealous of the prestige given to their competitor's founders by this art project, decided to get some free publicity by stepping up to the plate, buying the artwork and dressing them up in girls' clothes or whatever.

    This is Slashdot-worthy because it involves technology companies acting like spoilt children. Have fun!

    Stroller.

    1. Re:The real story here... by pimpimpim · · Score: 1

      This already makes it look less childish at least! And adds a little bit more faith to sun if their employees are apparently skilled enough to work on nice projects like that in their free time.

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  54. Sun in trouble? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Repeated stunts of this type speak of a company in trouble.
    The days of high margins in this market have gone. Sun has been commoditised into irrelevancy.
    Solaris has little future, and the vast majority of downloads have been curious individuals just having a look. Sun hardware is too expensive, and totally unnecessary. Solaris is not measurabily more reliable than any other UNIX derivative, and I would say less reliable if you run OpenGL / X apps on it. The only benchmarks that Suns can actually win these days have to be chosen pretty selectively.
    Sun management has a history of jealous child like behaviour in public. Linux vendors are going to slowly eat up all of Sun's traditional business with cheaper, faster, and better supported solutions. The better availability of Linux trained staff makes running such systems cheaper.

  55. Update: 08/28 04:43 GMT by Z by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    Update: 08/28 04:43 GMT by Z : Fixed confusing headline.

    You... you did? O_o

  56. fix the fix? by XO · · Score: 1

    Could someone please fix the fix? I can't understand the first like 3 sentences, they make no sense to standard English speaking peoples.

    I wonder if HP/UX has actually been used anwyhere since the early 90's. . . . i actually turned down hosting on boxes that ran HP/UX for things because it was so difficult to work with.

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    1. Re:fix the fix? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PROD$uptime
          1:02pm up 36 days, 12:56, 243 users, load average: 0.46, 0.45, 0.45

      Yeah, people use em.

  57. seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with an ROI(1-year) or -13% they should probably figure out a better way to save some cash.

  58. Nice use of company funds by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1

    Seriously, for those poor SUNW stockholders ... how happy that must make them to see this $6000 expenditure on the books. I mean, this is not exactly a company rolling in profits. Perhaps stunts like this are one of the reasons?

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  59. They got $30 million of publicity for $6,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sun just got their name in front of damn near everyone the tech community for $6000. That kind of publicity campaign would cost millions of dollars otherwise.

    So, they did it by making fun of HP. BFD. Everyone makes fun of HP. HP's nothing more than a printer-ink-delivery company any more anyway, after Carly got through with them.

    And if you have a problem that requires a few hundred gigs of RAM, that needs to be worked on by a hundred or so CPUs, and can't be partitioned so a cluster isn't a solution, you need one of those big SMP boxes from Sun, IBM, or HP.

    And according to some HP engineers I know, almost no one buys the big iron from HP to run as an SMP box - they partition them into a bunch of 4-CPU domains and run Windows on them. :-P

  60. Retarded by schmaustech · · Score: 0

    I am sad to announce that due to increased expenditures, like $6000 cardboard cutouts, we will have to lay some of the employees off.

    Maybe Sun should go into the cardboard cutout manufacturing business to raise its profits and hire back some of its employees?

  61. Partial truth... by Junta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Disclaimer: I happen to be an IBM employee

    True everyone sells similar stuff nowadays at the commodity level (putting aside HP's itanium, Sun's Ultrasparc, and IBM's power systems, which makes things more complicated), however my experience certainly shows IBM to be capable boxes without need of Windows for everything, with few exceptions. The e325/e326/e326m are out of place and may be subject to your criticism. I don't think of those servers as a sufficiently serious Opteron effort. The x336/x346/ and blades seem pretty good to me, and the IPMI 2.0 based rack mount systems allow SOL in a sane way. The wave of Opteron servers coming are a much more serious effort and work well in general compared to e32*.

    My job is exclusively Linux, never ever booting Windows on any of our servers (though admittedly there exists hard drive firmware updates and a few other esoteric updates that are still DOS boot CDs or floppys, however the more common BIOS, BMC, and Diag updates have very good linux support without using DOS at all). In the past they did do goofy things with a powerquest image being written to a linux filesystem with PC-dos and booting into that, and the BMC updates used to require moderately aggravating IBM drivers, but that has been dropped in favor for updates that are self contained (BIOS, diag) or use OpenIPMI drivers (BMC).

    All the systems nowadays have similar manageability, ILO is nothing special compared to Dell's, Sun's, and IBM's BMCs nowadays. Everyone sells IPMI compliant management and at least IBM I know implements it well and provides all features I could think of for remote management save for remote video console (but who needs that when you have linux/SOL) without additional cost. RSA cards are there for the people who need remote video console and a fancy web interface. I'd wager everyone's BMC implementation is on par and nowadays manageability is not as much a discriminating factor...

    IBM I admit could donate more hardware to some open source efforts, but they do contribute a significant amount of developer work to open source projects, which helps offset the hardware issue some.

    Anyway, in summary, IBM may have in the past been subject to that criticism in the x86 space, but in my job experience it has improved greatly.

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    1. Re:Partial truth... by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      I should have stuck a similar disclaimer out there. I work for IBM, used to Work for Sun and know a lot of people around the industry.

      The e32* were .... not so good. The 3455 is much much better.

      x3455

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    2. Re:Partial truth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM doesn't support open source consistantly. I don't run linux either, I run BSDs, so I need actual documented, open hardware that can be fully and properly supported. I can get this from Dell, HP and Sun. Its hit or miss with IBM.

      And while I have not used IBMs remote management stuff in a while, HPs ILO is definately better than Sun's or Dell's was. I have HP ship servers directly to our colo facility without any OS on them. The colo guys just plug in the cables for me, then I power it on remotely, mount the cd in my laptop remotely, install the OS remotely, and away we go. Can you do that with IBM, Dell and Sun now? If so, I may consider looking into them again.

    3. Re:Partial truth... by Junta · · Score: 1

      It's a fair assessment that IBM's open source support is generally targeted at linux. At least on the server side their isn't that much closed though. Standard ATI radeon chip, bnx2 driver NICs (on most of the new stuff, tg3 on x3455), aacraid driver on the SAS end, sata_(chipset name) on the SATA end. The so-called HostRAID they employ on top of SATA I think may still be closed (for the reason anything called HostRAID done in the past has been closed source,) we've just used the basic controller with software RAID on top of it anyway. We don't run any closed source drivers to support the system and go out of the way to avoid them if they come up, and complain loudly if they try to push a closed source driver on us. So, you can support all the useful features of a server with GPL licensed drivers with no closed bits (including things like BMC firmware updates which migrated to OpenIPMI for ease of use). Going forward this shouldn't get worse, they are getting the point that open source drivers are easier to support than closed-source. Their efforts specifically are targetted at linux, and the caveat for BSD developers I suppose is that while the code is available, it is generally GPL licensed which doesn't mesh with BSD. Maybe knowing the linux drivers used gives you a better idea of the BSD support if the newer systems, which I can't honestly speak to.

      The remote management I can definitely say on IBM can be done remotely without local presence save for cable connection. Prior to the x3550/x36550, it was the also the case, but with a caveat. The BMC in x336/x346 would always come up initially as 10.1.1.97, so you would have to alias it on some system on the same layer 2 network, and modify it to a sane address by hand remotely (still didn't have to turn on the system, for multiple systems would have to flush arp table between bmc configs, but you get the idea). Systems as of x3550/x3650/x3455/x3755 have BMCs that DHCP by default, which makes it easier to do it fully remotely. Now the one possible issue I might still see is that I generally leverage the DHCP server (add file-name and next-server options) and use PXE to install an OS (or run diskless). What you describe with using the cd in your laptop remotely sounds like you could be referring to the RSA feature of using local media to boot the remote system via the systems management. The RSA does that, but at a price of 300 bucks or so for that card. The IBM built-in BMCs indeed do not implement remote media support. I support larger scale installations and so the remote media approach is unappealing anyway in favor of PXE based installs which are more manageable at large scale, but conversely a little more involved than remote media at extremely small scale (1-2 systems). IBMs strategy for built-in management is that the base user doesn't need remote video, nor a web interface, and will use netboot for remote media needs, and pay a premium if they want those features of 300 dollars. I don't know if you are referring to remote media support or not or if HP's include remote media without paying extra. I know HP used to require the LO card, and don't know if all those features got built-in or if they kept some optional (like IBM integrated a lot of functions into BMCs, but kept RSA alive for 'premium' remote management). I know IBM BMCs are shared on the first NIC, so a lot of times systems I support need at a minimum only one power cable and only one ethernet cable for both the system and the systems management, but RSAs have separate dedicated NIC port. Don't know how HP handles this..

      Don't know about Dell or Sun honestly.

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    4. Re:Partial truth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP makes you buy a license for the ILO advance pack if you want remote media support, but its just a license key. I don't care about the cost, but I do care about having to waste a PCI slot on something that should be built in.

      Adaptec's RAID is complete shit. Dell and sun offer LSI controllers, and HP uses compaq smartarry controllers obviously. That alone rules out IBM for me if they don't offer any alternative to adaptec.

      Seems that dell's DRAC does offer remote media, but I think it also requires an expansion card wasting a slot on me. From what I can tell, it doesn't seem like Sun supports remote media at all, which sucks.

  62. garage-envy? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    I'm under the impression Sun is one of the rare billion dollar Palo Alto companies that did not start in a garage :-) HP, Apple, and Google did. Yahoo started in a trailer (Stanford put up lots of trailers after the 1989 earthquake closed 1/4 of the buildings.) Sun started in a grad student's office. I forget where CISCO's first office was.

  63. Which business do you own? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to make sure I am never one of your customers, lest I hire the services of a company whose CEO spends his time sucking karma dicks on Slashdot.

  64. Re:Fuck Sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You got that backwards buddy. Sun is the only Tier 1 to make an 8 way/16 core opteron box, it's called the x4600.

  65. Re:I'm glad Sun and HP are having fun playing grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So.. if a sales man makes you feel warm and fuzzy, they get the deal?
    I bet you are the guy that the salesman takes you to the golf course and you buy his product without blinking.
    The fact that you have Dell says a lot about your company. This isn't a good thing.
    Don't get me wrong, their hardware isn't all that bad -- it's the way they treat their lower customers.

    Look at it like this:
    You are on a date with someone and they treat their waiter like shit. Do you really want to hang out with that person?

    Seriously... think about what you are doing man. You are essentially saying "I have money. Make me feel better."

    Dells are only really useful if you want cheap hardware. That's about it...

  66. Two unixes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "They had two UNIXes"

    If you put HP-UX and Tru64 together you almost get 1 unix. Which is the same as you get if just just have Tru64. HP-UX is easily the most useless, worthless, shitty unix ever made. I would rather get kicked in the nuts than have to use HP-UX for anything.

  67. Well I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    welcome our new cardboard cutout overlords.

  68. Clueless by DrVomact · · Score: 1

    I'm puzzled why Sun chose to make this jocular attack on HP by using figures of the founders. It would have been much more on target if they had pointed out how HP has changed from one of the most innovative and worker-friendly high tech companies in the world to a global marketing-oriented sweatshop whose operations revolve mainly around sticking its logos on stuff made in China. (I exempt the printer division, which still seems to be turning out good product.) The "new HP" has very little connection to the vision of Mr. Hewlett and Mr. Packard--they'd be sad to see what has become of their brainchild. HP is is emblematic of devolution of the American high-tech corporations. Alas.

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  69. Re:Update: 08/28 04:43 GMT by Z by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    The headline before must have been: "Raspberry Goldfish on Tomatoed Bruhhu in Flamingo." That's about the only thing that makes less sense than "HP Baited with Cutouts of Founders."

  70. Re: ARM/Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In real embedded space, PPC tends to have a bad reputation for being power-hungry and expensive, both relatively speaking. This includes embedded Power, like the 440 derivatives in BlueGene. PPC 4xx is most likely too large for a cell phone application, but ARMs exist even lower than that. (I'm working with an ARM-based embedded system where the main ARM CPU is slower than the smartcard chip that it uses for secure key storage :)

    Note that BG contains custom 440 variants, with essentially quadrupled floating-point, which improves performance without _proportionally_ increasing power consumption (remember these are 700MHz CPUs even today). That's why it's performance/kilowatt ratio is much better than other machines in its league.

  71. I would like to use this time to say by pyrrho · · Score: 1

    I hate you Carly Fiorina.

    You youngest ones perhaps cannot understand how foul and sad for the world it is to have seen HP go... an engineers company, which believed in quality and standing by employees, MBAed into a fucking not plastic company ... I still like my HP printer, hell I buy lots of stuff from those sorts of companies... HOWEVER, it's still true. Weep a tear for the HP that used to be because it wasn't charity what HP did, the HP-way WORKED, it's just not something cookie cutter business grads could fucking understand, if they're not pissing off employees, having power trips, and selling out brand loyalty for temporary profit, they don't know what to do.

    Some will tell you it wasn't just Fiorina, it was destined anyway, but Fiorina put the nails in the coffin.

    I can't imagine it's gotten better after she's gone, the job was done so well, (espc mergin with Compaq)... but if there are HP employees to tell different, I wouldn't mind good news. I miss the hold HP.

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  72. Holy Crap by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    $6000 for a piece of cardboard?
    No wonder Sun isn't making money if their CEO wastes money like that.

  73. Re: ARM/Power by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    All I know for sure about the processor in my motorola phone is that it's at least 200MHz; I have a V555 now, used to have a V300, and the V300 has a 200MHz processor. Sadly, I can't find specs now :P No idea where I found 'em last time...

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  74. Dude, it's a TYPO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think he meant to say "rival HP's founders", or "founders of Sun rival Hewlett-Packard".