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  1. Re:Painful on Preserving Great Tech For Posterity — the 6502 · · Score: 1

    Most things are like balancing a hyperactive Husky on a flagpole?

  2. Re:how does the patch work? on PHP Floating Point Bug Crashes Servers · · Score: 1

    I'm too lazy to actually figure out exactly what's happening, but that's most likely correct. The volatile keyword prevents the compiler from doing things like moving values into registers, and the patch mentions that it is a problem with the FPU. I'm guessing that there's some sort of approximation algorithm happening, which stops when the error is sufficiently low. If that value got moved to something with different precision, it could stop converging.

    C purists will say that you can look at code and tell exactly what assembler output it will result in, but that's a ridiculous claim on any sort of optimizing compiler--a whole lot of stuff you didn't specify goes on.

  3. Re:Psst? They kinda ARE qualified in science on NASA Names Best & Worst Sci-Fi Movies of All Time · · Score: 1

    So the earth being created in 144 hours is clearly ridiculous, but an omnipotent being that creates a species for the sole purpose of being lords of all they survey, finds them wanting and so creates a member of that race and imbues it with one aspect of his being in order that the species can savagely and unjustly kill him, so that he can forgive that species, that's not ridiculous? Or is everything ridiculous, just not the omnipotent being thing?

  4. Re:Cel phone jammers! on Using Technology To Enforce Good Behavior · · Score: 1

    I'd be mad at you for being such a douche, but the fact that a sperglord such as yourself is a creepy anime failure that apparently hates the trash he's forced to ride shoulder-to-shoulder with so much that he can't even stand to hear them talk just makes me feel sorry for you.

  5. Re:FF4 vs Chrome 9 on Browsing the Body · · Score: 1

    Weird, it's surprisingly fast on my work computer (terrible graphics card, I think a GeForce 7200) and almost instant to load.

  6. Re:Progress! on OnLive Awarded Patent For Cloud-Based Gaming · · Score: 1

    If part of the game is 80ms of display lag, I don't really think of it as missing out, I think of it as an efficient way to decide where I can save my money. The 35ms of lag I get from my monitors (research before you buy, kids) is enough to make even the slightest additional lag from the computer extremely annoying, and an FPS basically unplayable.

  7. Re:Progress! on OnLive Awarded Patent For Cloud-Based Gaming · · Score: 1

    Said patent troll can only sue people who use ideas expressed in the patent.

    Ahahahahahahahaha... *wipes tear* man, that was a good one.

  8. Re:Hmm... on Julian Assange's Online Dating Profile Leaked · · Score: 1

    Beggars can't be choosers.

  9. Re:Hmm... on Julian Assange's Online Dating Profile Leaked · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sell cocaine. There is literally no way you can fail.

  10. Re:Wouldn't buy one. on Hands-On With Google's Cr-48 · · Score: 1

    You realize that "cloud" is a marketing term that means even less than "Web 2.0", right? I think you mean "internet access", or maybe even "Internet access" given your UID.

  11. Re:It's an engineering trade-off on Video Shows Why Recharging Kills Batteries · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If you want a small light battery that stores a large amount of energy, something has to give.

    Why?

  12. Re:Is YY possible? on Scientists Create Mice From 2 Fathers · · Score: 1

    That hasn't been true since SNI, which is supported in Apache 2.2, Firefox 2.0, IE 7, Opera 8, and Safari 3.2.1. Probably Chrome too, but I'm too lazy to look that up.

    Anyway, here's a guide: http://en.gentoo-wiki.com/wiki/Apache2/SSL_and_Name_Based_Virtual_Hosts#Configuring_Name_Based_SSL_Virtual_Hosts

  13. Re:ocean acidification on Doubling of CO2 Not So Tragic After All? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are now the world's largest champagne jacuzzi, yes.

  14. Re:STUPID on Google Wants To Take Away Your Capslock Key · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, that's what I meant, although I don't like the right-aligned thing, I like:

    SELECT
      t1 .field1                           AS mutton,
      t2 .field3                           AS rectally,
      COALESCE(to1.field2, 'Brinkmanship') AS dogma,
      CASE to1.field3
        WHEN 'U' THEN 'Uptown'
        WHEN 'F' THEN 'Frankfurter'
        ELSE          'Han Solo'
      END                                  AS sherpa
      FROM      table1     t1
      JOIN      table2     t2  ON t2 .pkey = t1.fkey_t2
      LEFT JOIN tableOther to1 ON to1.pkey = t1.fkey_to1
      WHERE
        t1 .field3 = 7        AND
        t2 .field2 = 'doggie' AND
        to1.field4 = 'B'      OR to1.field4 IS NULL
    ;

    The above is my attempt to bring semantic tabs and columns together in a beautiful symphony of readability. It's okay if you hate it--everyone does (even though it's perfect!) and I never get to use it at work :(

  15. Re:STUPID on Google Wants To Take Away Your Capslock Key · · Score: 1

    Ugh, I hate non-caps SQL.

    Not for any real reason... it just doesn't look like SQL.

  16. Re:Unless they can move or be moved easily ... on A Peek At South Korea's Autonomous Robot Gun Turrets · · Score: 1

    Slightly creepy? That thing gave me nightmares.

    For the love of god, give it a fucking head.

  17. Re:Javascript is the new MHZ-race on Google Quietly Posts Big JavaScript Engine Update · · Score: 1

    Given the amount of RAM installed in standard computers today, what's a couple billion bits between friends?

  18. Re:Apple gets a cut of subscriptions? on Apple Impasse With Magazines Over Subscriber Data · · Score: 1

    Unless Apple specifically bothered all their users by asking them the question, the percentage of people who would take the trouble to find the option and then answer yes to it is small enough that it probably wouldn't be worth it even to the magazine publishers. And I don't want to be bothered with the option, so if Apple did start asking, and somebody else didn't, for an otherwise equal service I'd go to the one that didn't even ask the question.

    Fuck the magazines and their business model. They've already proven themselves un-trustworthy with personal data, and now they're clearly desperate, which would make me careful with someone who was previously trustworthy. If they can't get themselves back on an even ground without selling their customers' CC info, maybe it's their time to die.

  19. Re:seems fairly tautological on One Night Stands May Be Genetic · · Score: 1

    How do you know BDSM isn't genetic?

  20. The moral of this story is on One Night Stands May Be Genetic · · Score: 1

    Hang out at casino bars more often.

  21. Re:To think about it another way on Digging Into the WikiLeaks Cables · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And when said psychopathic asshole is or was hired by Kim-Jong Il? This isn't about a (comparatively) well-behaved US business--these are people dealing with lunatics who have never had to emotionally progress beyond being a teenager at best, and if their finger isn't on the trigger, they have the ear of those whose are, and they're just as crazy and touchy--tell them their diplomat is an asshole, flip a coin and see which way the wind is blowing--maybe they'll behead the diplomat, maybe they'll shell a bordering village.

  22. Re:Apple gets a cut of subscriptions? on Apple Impasse With Magazines Over Subscriber Data · · Score: 1

    Well, for every one of you, there's one of me, and I will happily pay them to keep my private data private.

    Maybe the reason that the "portal" or "middleman" business model has failed so often on the Internet is that they've failed to do their jobs. Apple, in this case, seems to be doing it--they make it easier to find what I want, shield me from what I don't want, and otherwise get out of the way. I'm happy to pay the premium.

  23. Re:To think about it another way on Digging Into the WikiLeaks Cables · · Score: 1

    So what do you do when dealing with a psychopathic asshole of a diplomat, who upon hearing that you think that of him will refuse to work with you or anyone associated with you?

  24. Re:Leak DRM? on With Better Sharing of Intel Comes Danger · · Score: 2

    I love how you call them dumb for falling for the simplistic and easily defended against trick that you imagined them falling for.

  25. Re:Odd. on People With University Degree Fear Death Less · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering exactly how they posed the question--because I'm not scared of death in the slightest, but I'm scared as fuck of dying. I have a feeling that won't be pleasant unless I'm very lucky.

    That said, regardless of how I get there I'd pick consciousness over oblivion any day.