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  1. Re:No distance = Good News!!!?? on No Time Travel, Sorry · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, I can think of a few ways I'm going to abuse you!

  2. Hahaha I've got it bad... on Red Cross Condemns Misuse of Emblem In Games · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the article, in the upper right corner is a picture of a Red Cross truck. You know what my first thought was? Run into it and absorb it, full health!

    Let's hope I never see one on the freeway.

  3. Re:perhaps you should read the news on Danish, Western Websites Under Attack · · Score: 1

    I don't know if you meant to come off this way, but it sounds like you're not backing up the newspaper.

    Fuck that. When it comes to things like this, it's everybody's problem who believes in free speech. I am by no means a warmonger, but if these people want to attack free speech, I don't care who's free speech they're attacking there's nothing else I want my tax dollars going to more than making sure NOBODY in the world fears violence in response to speech. And before anyone else says it, yeah, I want everyone to fear violence in response to violence. Double standard? No. Just like on the playground, "They started it!"

  4. Re:Raised eyebrows on Possible Breakthrough for AIDS Cure · · Score: 1

    Sure, because who give a shit about herpes and syphillis as long as it's not AIDS?

    People fuck constantly, in every decade. If you're not doing as much as you'd like, do more. Wear a rubber.

  5. Re:Easy tips on Cutting the Cost of Household Bills? · · Score: 1

    They have hot water heaters that heat it as it flows now. As long as now is the last 30 years or more... Anyway, pretty much cuts out the need for any complicated control equipment.

  6. Re:That's easy. on Would You Take A Paycut for More Interesting Work? · · Score: 1

    Fun at work involves free cake and mandatory socialization.

    Fun outside of work involves women jumping out of cakes and voluntary copulation.

    You decide.

  7. Re:Jilting at windmills on Africa, The MMOG · · Score: 1

    To be fair, graphics quality isn't like network throughput. You can't really say, "this screenshot is 20% better than that one." Things like bump-mapping and dynamic lighting may make only a small improvement in image quality but requires, to pull a number out of my ass, 3x the processing power.

    Also, the bloated or slow code is a tradeoff. Maybe they traded it to get proper error handling or graceful degradation or to make it more easily extensible (unlikely). Maybe they traded it to get it into your hands a year earlier (likely). Even if you don't realize it, you are seeing a benefit from these tradeoffs (unlikely), unless you're dealing with a crap company (likely).

  8. Re:When I hear the words ... on Activision's GUN Misfires With Native Americans · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    --ESR

  9. When I hear the words ... on Activision's GUN Misfires With Native Americans · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ... "Social Responsibility," I want to reach for my gun.

  10. Re:FPS? please, spare me on Upcoming FPS Titles In 2006 · · Score: 1

    Hold the lighter sideways?

  11. Re:Not important on Scientists Discover World's Smallest Fish · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, yeah, but only if your local resivoir is made of orange juice.

  12. Re:No such thing as "computer" virus on 20 Years of Computer Viruses · · Score: 1

    It's benign and malicious. Malign means to villify, or to damage their reputation in some way.

  13. No shit? on Secure Java Apps on Linux using MD5 Crypt · · Score: 1, Insightful
  14. Re:dirty! on Norway to Build Doomsday Seed Bank · · Score: 1

    What the fuck guys God damn it.

  15. Re:Defending cold fusion and talkin' about Chewbac on Desktop Cold Fusion Reconsidered · · Score: 1

    Or just put a lit cigarette in there on a plate and save yourself an hour.

  16. Re:being python on Beginning Python: From Novice to Professional · · Score: 2, Funny

    I knew there was a reason I didn't like Python.

  17. Re:Video Games on Demise of C++? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's funny. I've written over 15,000 lines of C++ code over the last year in my spare time, and run it all through valgrind. Haven't had a memory leak yet. Using RAAI and the STL, I can't even think of a way I could get a memory leak... maybe if I leaked whole objects, but I apply the same discipline throughout my programs that I apply to memory allocation (of which I do very little).

    As for buffor overflows, once again the STL helps a lot. For the rest of it, a little discipline goes a long way. Buffer overflows are a lot harder to reliably check for with automated tools, but I've gone over the code looking for them, and haven't found one yet. It's not that hard to program in a way that makes this stuff almost impossible, it's just not a lot of fun. My solution to that is to program the not very fun stuff in a real general and safe way so that I can reuse it and never have to write it again. Keeps you going if you know that when you're done you're done.

  18. Re:sounds cool on Air Force Builds Quiet Mach 6 Wind Tunnel · · Score: 1

    The “mirror finish” is on the other side of the glass.

  19. Re:I Win on Bjarne Stroustrup Previews C++0x · · Score: 1

    for (vector< double, My_alloc<double> > p = v.begin(); p!=v.end(); ++p)
        cout << *p << endl;

    Should be:

    for (vector< double, My_alloc<double> >::iterator p = v.begin(); p!=v.end(); ++p)
        cout << *p << endl;

    Is what I originally meant to post... now if you mean reading the syntax... yeah, I know. You'll have a hard time finding a C++ programmer that really likes the syntax.

  20. Re:I Win on Bjarne Stroustrup Previews C++0x · · Score: 1

    Oh, poetic justice, I hate you.

  21. I Win on Bjarne Stroustrup Previews C++0x · · Score: 1

    for (vector > p = v.begin(); p!=v.end(); ++p) cout >::iterator p = v.begin(); p!=v.end(); ++p) cout *p endl; Hot damn, somebody get me a cookie, I found a mistake in Bjarne Stroustrup's code!

  22. Re:Size of a salt cellar??? on Robot Saves the Day at Radiation Lab · · Score: 1

    It's a limey way of saying salt-shaker.

  23. Re:dnssec and nym ala dan on Secure DNS a Hard Sell · · Score: 1

    How does qmail eat your computer?

    True, I'm not a big fan of it's default install location, but you can almost certainly change that. Well, since it's distributed in source form, even if it's not a config option it'd probably be pretty easy to change even if every path is hardcoded. You have to add a few new users, but pretty much every service on your machine should have its own locked down user. You have to install daemontools, but that's just a dependency, nothing new to us UNIX folks.

    As for a constant stream of errors... chances are pretty good you messed something up. Not for nothing, but there's a reason that qmail hit 1.03 and stopped. The install and config process could use a bit of work, I'll admit that. It's not that bad though, and as it is if you successfully get qmail up and running it's almost as good as giving an IQ test to anyone who wants to run a mail server.

  24. Re:maybe... on Gene Found That May Affect IQ in Males · · Score: 1

    He's saying that men act dumb around women, just replace dumb with -20IQ and women with XX.

    Maybe you just haven't been around... humans... much, but both that joke has been around since they painted "For Better or for Worse" on cave walls.

  25. Re:Gattaca on Gene Found That May Affect IQ in Males · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't worry. Whether you blow her up or not, one of the two of you definitely has the gene.