Yeah, people should be obedient and always lie through all bodily openings to please the rich/powerful/corrupt/warmoning.
That's not at all what I said or suggested. Don't worry, reading comprehension is something that will come to you when you grow up, Mr Anonymous Coward.
Can I turn off how terribly it reformats huge documents when you make minor changes?
This type of thing is generally due to the user not understanding the application. And, yes, you can control how Word reformats documents, or even if it does or does not.
I manage Word documents that exceed 1000 pages. I don't see the issues you describe, but I have taken the time to learn and understand the functionality of Word.
If I was his manager and knew who it was, I would fire him immediately. Otherwise I would be risking him "venting" again in the future and embarrassing me even further
So, you are the type of manager who runs a shop full of passive / aggressive "brogrammers" and are more concerned with being "embarrassed" than putting out a quality product? I take it that you work at Microsoft? Or would like to? You sound like you would fit right in!
If you hear me saying "Stop fu*king helping me!" then you know for sure.
You do know that you can customize features like the one you're bitching about? You do know you can turn them off, right? Indeed most of the things that people bitch about with Word are completely customizable. But don't let reality get in the way of your Fan Boi rant...
That's the best you can come up with? Maybe the Surface isn't that bad after all. It's telling when your attempt at an insult comes off as limp as a faggot looking at a Hustler magazine.
Not to mention that you're so fucking stupid that you actually subscribe to Slashfag.
Mmmmm. When do you graduate from high school? Vocational collage awaits you! Followed by "would you like fries with that"... By the way, I will take cash back with my purchase, thank you.
If they buy it, i'm dumping my simple touch ( which i do love ). Screw them, and the horse they rode in on.
That's just silly.
Microsoft has owned a significant (but not majority) steak in Nook for some time, certainly when you purchased your unit. And, what does Nook's future direction (into the toilet) have to do with its past when you purchased your unit from Nook who at that time already had a significant Microsoft ownership?
Oh, that's right, fan boys and common sense don't mix...
Wal-Mart has a job for you. Best to let the Young Bucks do the heavy lifting of this thing you call "programming". Nobody wants to be your fellow brogrammer, go work in a book store.
Clearly your "joke" - such that it was - is what they call "lame" in the vernacular. My guess is that you are an overweight drone who sits on an office chair with a fart cushion all day, tapping your "wit" into the Intertubes and occasionally doing some actual work.
Here's a suggestion: Your beard? My wife (a woman, you know?) calls them "pussy beards" because they look like the hair on a woman's snatch. Personally, I think they look like a dead rat hanging from your chin.
When Joe User exceeds his monthly data plan, he has to pay more just for the privilege of viewing a video ad...to access his own Facebook page.
If you're exceeding your data plan, Twitter less or lay off the porn (I would suggest that you might be "pirating" copyrighted intellectual property, but that's all a bad set of words here).
Once these sensors get cheap enough, this should be standard. Or at least standard if you buy insurance. It would be awfully nice to have accelerometers and GPS tracking on important packages.
Yes, of course we can't continue to have a well established resource compiled and validated by large numbers of mental health professionals that stigmatizes Differently Challenged people with labels of mental illness. Folks, we need to empower Differently Challenged folks to harness their Different Challenges. Anything less would be cause fatal damage to their Different Self-Esteem model.
Good grief, what are these psycho-cooks who publish this DSM thing thinking? Tom Cruise tells me the DSM is a load of hooey.
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The Japanese will love this - while it's expensive. When it gets cheap, expect McDonald's to start quietly using it...
No one really gives a crap what you think about anything at all, douchebag.
Says an "Anonymous Coward". Grow some balls and log in before you spew your diarrhea.
Maybe there's a smartphone involved - S-300 Missile Defense on a smartphone. Patents could be involved, you know.
I haven't read the rest of TFA yet, but...
And that is where I stopped reading your post.
Yeah, people should be obedient and always lie through all bodily openings to please the rich/powerful/corrupt/warmoning.
That's not at all what I said or suggested. Don't worry, reading comprehension is something that will come to you when you grow up, Mr Anonymous Coward.
Can I turn off how terribly it reformats huge documents when you make minor changes?
This type of thing is generally due to the user not understanding the application. And, yes, you can control how Word reformats documents, or even if it does or does not.
I manage Word documents that exceed 1000 pages. I don't see the issues you describe, but I have taken the time to learn and understand the functionality of Word.
People often say things like that after being frank.
I think you mean:
People often say things like that after being drunk.
And than later they regret their honesty and try to retract it, but it's too late.
If I was his manager and knew who it was, I would fire him immediately. Otherwise I would be risking him "venting" again in the future and embarrassing me even further
So, you are the type of manager who runs a shop full of passive / aggressive "brogrammers" and are more concerned with being "embarrassed" than putting out a quality product? I take it that you work at Microsoft? Or would like to? You sound like you would fit right in!
Not to endorse Pope Nazinger, but he's dead yet.
He's been dead for a few years. Can't you tell a Zombie Pope when you see one?
If you hear me saying "Stop fu*king helping me!" then you know for sure.
You do know that you can customize features like the one you're bitching about? You do know you can turn them off, right? Indeed most of the things that people bitch about with Word are completely customizable. But don't let reality get in the way of your Fan Boi rant...
This is of course why Pope Ratzinger died: Ran out of babies to eat.
Vocational collage
collage?
Yes. Simular to Basket Weaving 101.
That's the best you can come up with? Maybe the Surface isn't that bad after all. It's telling when your attempt at an insult comes off as limp as a faggot looking at a Hustler magazine.
Not to mention that you're so fucking stupid that you actually subscribe to Slashfag.
Mmmmm. When do you graduate from high school? Vocational collage awaits you! Followed by "would you like fries with that" ... By the way, I will take cash back with my purchase, thank you.
If they buy it, i'm dumping my simple touch ( which i do love ). Screw them, and the horse they rode in on.
That's just silly.
Microsoft has owned a significant (but not majority) steak in Nook for some time, certainly when you purchased your unit. And, what does Nook's future direction (into the toilet) have to do with its past when you purchased your unit from Nook who at that time already had a significant Microsoft ownership?
Oh, that's right, fan boys and common sense don't mix...
So, the Nook is history, and we will see a crippled Sidewalk or Ceiling Tile or Man Hole or whatever that Microsoft thing is? Oh yes... The Surface.
Oh just this once I wish they have tons of useless patents preventing the "man" from doing this easily.
Why? You object to Netflix being able to stream movies and other entertainment to millions of people who want it? I don't understand...
"Troll"? Hit a sore point did I? Well, the word of the day for you is "WHOOOOOOOOSH".
Wal-Mart has a job for you. Best to let the Young Bucks do the heavy lifting of this thing you call "programming". Nobody wants to be your fellow brogrammer, go work in a book store.
Clearly your "joke" - such that it was - is what they call "lame" in the vernacular. My guess is that you are an overweight drone who sits on an office chair with a fart cushion all day, tapping your "wit" into the Intertubes and occasionally doing some actual work.
Here's a suggestion: Your beard? My wife (a woman, you know?) calls them "pussy beards" because they look like the hair on a woman's snatch. Personally, I think they look like a dead rat hanging from your chin.
Enjoy your Cheeto's.
http://translate.google.com/#auto/ko/Wat%3F%20Wat%3F%20Are%20you%20say%20my%20missiles%20are%20fat%3F%20That's%20it%2C%20now%20you%20on%20my%20list%20too.%20I%20am%20writing%20you%20name%20on%20a%20missile%20right%20now%20myself.
made of wood? did you build a bridge out of them to find out?
When you pull your head out of your ass, take nore of the loud "WHOOOOOSHING" sound...
When Joe User exceeds his monthly data plan, he has to pay more just for the privilege of viewing a video ad...to access his own Facebook page.
If you're exceeding your data plan, Twitter less or lay off the porn (I would suggest that you might be "pirating" copyrighted intellectual property, but that's all a bad set of words here).
Seriously, lay off the porn.
I must add the obligatory "there are ads on the Internet?"
Also, having not read the actual "story", I asked myself: "There were not video ads before? Who knew!".
Seriously, Facebook (like Google) is an Ad Platform. Not news, move on.
Once these sensors get cheap enough, this should be standard. Or at least standard if you buy insurance. It would be awfully nice to have accelerometers and GPS tracking on important packages.
For big stuff:
http://www.sensr.com/products/shipping-and-logistics/
For small stuff:
http://www.shockwatch.com/monitoring-devices/impact-sensor/impact-indicators/
Yes, of course we can't continue to have a well established resource compiled and validated by large numbers of mental health professionals that stigmatizes Differently Challenged people with labels of mental illness. Folks, we need to empower Differently Challenged folks to harness their Different Challenges. Anything less would be cause fatal damage to their Different Self-Esteem model.
Good grief, what are these psycho-cooks who publish this DSM thing thinking? Tom Cruise tells me the DSM is a load of hooey.
We can't have this.