You think that's fun, if they could couple it with a RFID tag reader, you could walk down the street and your shirt could comment on the people around you based on what they're carrying on them.
Why settle for "I'm with Stupid" when your shirt can detect the prescription bottle of Viagra that the guy next to you is carrying and display "The Guy Standing Next To Me Can't Get A Hard On!"
Or perhaps you can scan his shopping bag and say "This Guy Just Bought Cat Food And AstroGlide. Sounds Like Another Fun Evening With Fluffy!"
Actually, I really want a color-changing shirt that has built-in GPS, that way it can change color based on whether the Bloods or the Cryps have control of the neighborhood.
Perhaps more of an Office Space spin to it, where Ensign Waddams can pine all day long about his Red Swingline Phaser, and Lt. Cmdr. Lundberg can go up to wary cadets and say, "Yeah, I'm going to have to (sips coffee) go ahead and ask you to re-align the warp coils again. Yeah..."
but his acting was pretty good on The Practice, despite the ad nauseam "Denny Crane" bit. He's quite good in that courtroom. Then again, he's played lawyers before (Judgment at Nuremberg, "Owen Marshall, Counselor at Law", "For the People").
This may be obvious, but the reason most advertisers don't mention their competitor is because they don't want people thinking about their competitor during the middle of the ad that they paid for. Why give them free advertising?
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You think that's fun, if they could couple it with a RFID tag reader, you could walk down the street and your shirt could comment on the people around you based on what they're carrying on them.
Why settle for "I'm with Stupid" when your shirt can detect the prescription bottle of Viagra that the guy next to you is carrying and display "The Guy Standing Next To Me Can't Get A Hard On!"
Or perhaps you can scan his shopping bag and say "This Guy Just Bought Cat Food And AstroGlide. Sounds Like Another Fun Evening With Fluffy!"
Actually, I really want a color-changing shirt that has built-in GPS, that way it can change color based on whether the Bloods or the Cryps have control of the neighborhood.
C'mon nerds, Get Crackin'!
And let's not even talk about the Frasier nerds ...
We're not allowed. Strict policy of "Don't ask, Don't Tell".
If it does well, there will be an L.A. cast, trust me.
Not just Python nerds, but Curry will bring the Rocky Horror Nerds and Azaria will bring the Simpsons Nerds.
Heck, if they can find a role for Brent Spiner (he's done broadway before), then I think we've got ourselves a geek's wet dream live on stage.
I saw this documentary yesterday and I was both shocked and impressed. I even cried a lot.
After seeing what they were charging for popcorn and soda, I cried a lot, too.
I object to your use of quotes when talking about "real" uses. pr0n is a real use!
(The above message is from ThatsNotFunny's left hand)
Simple answer: They are using MACS
No, not Macs as in Macintosh, I'm talking about MACS (Military Acronym Compression Scheme).
See the military uses acronyms for everything, resulting in a higher throughput to the processors. This will allow them to reach the desired 25Tflops.
That's the northern border, right? I'm bad at geometry.
Perhaps more of an Office Space spin to it, where Ensign Waddams can pine all day long about his Red Swingline Phaser, and Lt. Cmdr. Lundberg can go up to wary cadets and say, "Yeah, I'm going to have to (sips coffee) go ahead and ask you to re-align the warp coils again. Yeah..."
wormhole = jumpgate
I guess that would make my boss an ass-gate.
I've said it before, I'll say it again. What Star Trek needs is Full Frontal Nudity.
I would definitely buy their products If you want, I can make you a copy. ;)
I wonder if this business strategy has been patented yet
Yes. By my drug dealer.
The Spamhaus Project has warned that organised cirminal gangs in Russia
When will they learn... Cirm doesn't pay...
You're supposed to stick them in your ear. Ahh... I thought the clerk said your rear!
but his acting was pretty good on The Practice, despite the ad nauseam "Denny Crane" bit. He's quite good in that courtroom. Then again, he's played lawyers before (Judgment at Nuremberg, "Owen Marshall, Counselor at Law", "For the People").
This may be obvious, but the reason most advertisers don't mention their competitor is because they don't want people thinking about their competitor during the middle of the ad that they paid for. Why give them free advertising?
In that case, my left hand is guilty of mass murder...