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  1. Re:Pissing off your Enemies for $10.00 on PayPal to Fine Gambling, Porn Sites · · Score: 1

    Crap... I should've RTFA...

  2. Pissing off your Enemies for $10.00 on PayPal to Fine Gambling, Porn Sites · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This whole thing gives me a great idea...

    Send someone you don't like $10.00 through PayPal (from an alternate email address, of course). Wait a week, then complain to PayPal that, despite sending the money and after "numerous attempts to settle the transaction", you still haven't received the copy of "The Olsen Twins Fuck a Goat Volume 3" (or the Canadian Viagra) that you paid ten bucks for.

    Your enemy will be fined $500.00 for just $10.00 and a few emails. Not a bad return on investment, eh?

  3. Re:What!? on Motorola Hacker Rewards Program · · Score: 2, Insightful

    With pot, everybody wins! ;)

  4. Re:Terms of service word count: 22,760 on Apple Launches iTunes Affiliate Program · · Score: 1

    It's not a record, it's an AAC file wrapped in Apple's DRM. Who the heck uses records anymore?

  5. Re:new imac on Apple Introduces New G5 iMac · · Score: 1

    Unparalleled 2D and 3D graphics performance with a GFFX 5200? That would be the day!

    And that day would be sometime two or three years ago...

  6. Mirror, Shmirror on Logitech Gives A Mouse A Laser · · Score: 1

    So it works on a mirror. I'll remain unimpressed until they can design a mouse that works on oatmeal.

    All joking aside, I love logitech mice. Got an MX700 here at home. The only problem is, I've got a crappy 2-button scroll wheel mouse at work, so I'm constantly pushing extra mouse buttons that don't exist on the work mouse.

  7. Re:What Idiots on Olympians Banned From Blogging · · Score: 1

    Yes, thank you for the correction... this is Greece we're talking about, after all...

  8. Re:What Idiots on Olympians Banned From Blogging · · Score: 3, Funny

    Electricity, you say? Looks like we don't need this Olympic Torch then, do we...

  9. Re:Does anyone know Jon's doctor? on Johansen Cracks AirPort Express Encryption · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not only are they made of brass, but he's got five of them.

  10. Talented F*ing cast... on Batman Begins Trailer Online · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just look at the cast list... we're talking top-notch talent here.

    Funny thing is, because of their seemingly overly-prolific careers, my buddy and I have taken to calling Michael Caine "The White Morgan Freeman", and alternately calling Morgan Freeman "The Black Michael Caine". It's going to be strange to see them in the same film together.

  11. I need a bigger monitor... on Segway Revolutionizes Polo · · Score: 1

    I thought it said "Segway Revolutionizes Polio", and had this image of FDR on a Segway instead of his wheelchair.

  12. Re:Bar-hopper on 1984 Comes To Boston · · Score: 2, Funny

    New York City, now there's a city where public urination is possible!

    Little known fact, this was the slogan before "I Love New York".

  13. Re:Loophole? on 'That's All Right' Soon To Enter UK Public Domain · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure I like the analogy, because translation is not the same as remastering. Translating from one language to another is an art form in and of itself. If it were not, all translations would be identical.

    As for your re-mastering question, If you take an old book that's out of copyright, or download something from Gutenberg, and republish it in a different, easier to read typeface, you wouldn't be able to copyright the material, would you? No.

    I'm pretty sure it would be the same thing here. Unless you are creating a new work, substantially adding something of artistic value to the recording, I doubt you'd be able to copyright it (well you could try, but it wouldn't be enforceable).

    Even if you could, there is nothing to stop anyone else from re-mastering the same recording themselves and publishing it also.

  14. Who's the Artist? on 'That's All Right' Soon To Enter UK Public Domain · · Score: 1

    You are assuming that the "artist" is the sole owner of the recording copyright, and that is rarely if ever the case. Usually the recording copyright is owned by the record company, and therefore the "death plus x years" rule would not apply.

  15. Re:Loophole? on 'That's All Right' Soon To Enter UK Public Domain · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1) A translation will not change the copyright of the original work. The publisher of a new translation has no rights to the original, or any other translations, only the new work.

    2) Quality of the media has nothing to do with the copyright.

    3) There are actually two copyrights involved with music, the song itself, and the recording of that song. That's why you'll usually see a (P) and a (C) on recordings.

  16. Re:Does anyone pay attention to the olympics anymo on NBC Aims For Stability Through Redundancy In Athens · · Score: 1

    Boxing is corrupt, we still watch that. Professional wrestling is scripted, we still watch that. Baseball players are taking enough steroids to kill a t-rex, we still watch.

    We don't care so much about authenticity, we just want to be entertained.

  17. Re:All that redundancy means absolutely nothing... on NBC Aims For Stability Through Redundancy In Athens · · Score: 2, Funny

    Helloooooo! That's what the frickin' TORCH is for...

  18. Re:Fisching Trip on Bobby Fischer Found · · Score: 1

    Prison Chess: Black [c]rook takes White king?

  19. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting! on Are Mac Users Smarter than PC Users? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if Mac users got penalized in scoring for improper spacing and capitalization for all of the i[Product] names (e.g. iTunes, iBook, iMac). Because if they did, these results would be iNconclusive.

  20. Re:Canadian Accents? What's that aboot? on Why Offshore When Canada's Next Door? · · Score: 1

    There is a distinct difference, but that's not a bad thing. Honestly, I would much rather listen to someone who sounds like the MacKenzie brothers than someone who sounds like Fran Drescher.

  21. Re:Always a good thing on Why Offshore When Canada's Next Door? · · Score: 1

    If you have a Roadrunner cable modem and have ever called tech support, chances are you've been talking to someone at a local Ottawa firm called Convergys. I bet you never knew it, either.

    I always forget they're from Canada, until they inevitably say "eh" or "aboot".

    Or they suggest I go have a Molsen while my computer is restarting, and ask me if I'm a Leafs fan.

    No, honestly, I know they're Canadian because they're polite and nice. It's like the old joke: How do you get 20 Canadians out of a swimming pool on a hot summer's day? You say "please".

  22. Better question... on Are Mac Users Smarter than PC Users? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are Mac users smarter than PC users? I'd rather know: Are Crack users smarter than PCP users?

  23. Re:Great... on Mexican Attorney General Gets Microchip in Arm · · Score: 2, Funny

    I likes to use a Sling Blade. Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, but I likes to call it a Sling Blade. Mmm Hmm. You got any of them French Fried Pertaters? Mmm Hmm.

  24. Re:Here we go .... on PBS Feels FCC Chill On Censorship · · Score: 1

    5. Talking about sheep is baad... (and so was that joke)

  25. Re:isn't it obvious? on Where Do Dummy Email Addresses Go? · · Score: 2

    Actually, my dummy email has always been support@microsoft.com.

    Dummy, of course, being the operative word...