(The year is 1993 for this to work) Imagine the fun of pretending to be Boris Yelstin - a very shitfaced Boris Yelstin - calling up Bill Clinton, bitch about the blimps the US is flying over Mother Russia and announce you're about to launch a full-on nuclear strike if he doesn't stop it right now.
I had a dream last night where they did a sequel to ST:TNG with the cast of Friends as the Enterprise crew. They should make the spammers watch that for a few years.
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(The year is 1993 for this to work) Imagine the fun of pretending to be Boris Yelstin - a very shitfaced Boris Yelstin - calling up Bill Clinton, bitch about the blimps the US is flying over Mother Russia and announce you're about to launch a full-on nuclear strike if he doesn't stop it right now.
or Bush consumes an infant on live television
He's consumed his foot a few hundred times, why can't that count for you???
"Jenna & Barbara suck, gargle AND swallow!!!"?
As a tight assed uptight motherfucker myself, you sir have offended me.
I'm just guessing you don't work for SCO.
I had a dream last night where they did a sequel to ST:TNG with the cast of Friends as the Enterprise crew. They should make the spammers watch that for a few years.
Because they're French. Its fun to piss them off.
How come it looks like they are spying on Michael Jackson???
Make the students act out the book instead of writing a report.
So? Let them die! They deserve to die!
...and a gloved hand up our butts.
At least the poor can go to steakandcheese.com & see what gourmet food looks like.
Sorry, who's telling people to do that?
The voices in my head. They command me to do these things. I must obey.
I should sue this bitch over it. I really should.
I would hope computer people have more morals than used car sales people or politicians.
Hell boy! What do you think I done fore I got into the puter bidness?
back when they were the porn and bad american movies channel
Hey, watch it now!!
Yes, but NO Jar-Jar, so Episode 1 is clearly the worse movie ever made. But Natalie does make it watchable.
I'm so confused.
"Oh, and it is sexy as hell."
Sicko
Its more obvious to name the little fucker Darl.
Gee, I figured it would be "All your worlds are belong to us."
Everybody needs to calm the fuck down. If they have a laser powerful enough to be detected, its powerful enough to destroy us.
Whew! Now if you had patented "jacking off", then we'd all be screwed.
I personally don't think that's quite far enough. Have any planets been discovered in Andromeda?
Blondes everywhere are in an uproar over the NTSB's recommendations.
Well, first of all, they have to suck purty bad.