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Cheating Made Easy

jefu writes "This NY Times story talks about the kinds of papers that students might find (and buy) on the web. It also mentions turnitin.com a site that will scan papers and attempt to determine if it was copied. The article uses 'The Great Gatsby' as an example and notes that for the time it takes to read the book and write a paper, buying a paper seems a poor tradeoff. However, many books (or required papers) involve much more work on the part of the student, so the question becomes that much more difficult. If you have to do a report on 'Ulysses' it takes a bit more than a few hours just to read the book - let along understand enough to do a reasonable paper on it."

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  1. The teachers should... by kdougherty · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Check and make sure they don't copy others' work. Isn't that part of a professors/teachers responsibility? Kids are getting more sly about things, but teachers need to keep up also.

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    1. Re:The teachers should... by eric76 · · Score: 3, Funny

      In some cases it is easier than in other.

      My cousin bought a research paper in high school and turned it in.

      He got caught.

      He didn't take into account that:
      1) The teacher was his nearest neighbor. He lived about 1/4 mile down the road from my cousin.
      2) The teacher was our school bus driver. We even talked about his buying the paper on the bus. I don't know if our conversation was overheard.
      3) The teacher was his Sunday school teacher.

      The teacher knew my cousin too well to know that my cousin wrote that paper.

    2. Re:The teachers should... by Blittzed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Isn't that part of a professors/teachers responsibility?

      No, it isn't actually. As a student it is YOUR responsibility to act responsibly and in accordance with the academic principles of integrity and honsety. Most institutions have such policies in place, therefore it is assumed that you are abiding by this.

      You can have it the other way if you like: we will assume that every paper has been plagiarised, and you have to prove to us that it isn't. Ring any bells? How about guilty until proven innocent... That is in effect what your statement amounts to.

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    3. Re:The teachers should... by JamesKPolk · · Score: 1

      "The student is still innocent until proven guilty."

      If he kills his teacher, yes. If he submits someone else's work in his own name, no.

    4. Re:The teachers should... by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      If the paper is turned in as a printed document, the teacher will have to re-type the entire thing and Google each part for potential matches.


      My profs have you turn in a dead tree copy by the deadline, and email them a copy also (since you're required to type the final copy on the computer, this isn't much of a hassle, and I think only 1 or 2 students in any class ever hand writes a draft anymore, and they all have long since stopped bitching about having to type the final copy...)

      ...helps automate the task of comparing text considerably.
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      moox. for a new generation.
    5. Re:The teachers should... by mjpaci · · Score: 1

      4) He's a dumbass.

      It was probably #2 that got him caught. If the teacher/driver didn't directly overhear the conversation, one of the little school-bus spies turned him in for fear of your cousin's soul.

      --Mike

    6. Re:The teachers should... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It probably is, but I know my teachers always sucked at catching this sort of thing. Prime example: the summer before my first year of high school we were given several books to read and had to write an essay relating the books. So, I read my books, and decided that it'd be cool to relate the books to not only the required ones but other books I read that summer. When I got my paper back from the teacher it had a note telling me to "try actually reading the books next time." Needless to say, I stopped caring about that English class, and enjoyed shoving a near perfect SAT2 Writing score and 5 on the AP test my senior year in the bastard's face.

    7. Re:The teachers should... by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      Tests aren't to catch cheaters, they're there to standardize results in a given subject.
      Government testing is so that schools will (theoretically) have equal standards to aspire to. intra-institutional testing is so that all the instructors for a given subject have equal standards . In most of my college classes, If there was only one instructor (the upper level classes), we had no tests, just essays to write (philosophy major, dunno what the science kids have to do)

    8. Re:The teachers should... by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised how little people can hear.....

      I always thought that everyone can hear everyone's conversations, just because I can.
      After today (I'm at high school), and a conversation I had within 2 METERS of people without them hearing, I now know better.

    9. Re:The teachers should... by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd say it's more likely that the teacher simply noticed a difference in writing style and became suspicious enough to investigate. That's usually how cheaters are discovered and it never seems to occur to them how obvious this will be to the teacher.

    10. Re:The teachers should... by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      Back before the 'Net, I was in middle school. Resources were found using the old "card catalog" system, unless you went to a prestigious library that had their county's card catalogs avaiable on a terminal.

      It was 7th grade and the first time we had to write a "report" using multiple sources for a Social Studies class. We never were told about "plagurizing" or copying papers (as we were too young and didn't really have the resources). I wrote a 4 page paper about Alexander the great.

      On one page, I wrote a segment about Alexander's horse (there was some sort of myth), and annotated which book / page I got the information from. The thing was very short and written like a 13-year-old would write something; it was OBVIOUSLY in my own words.

      My teacher, let's call her Mrs P, returned my paper and claimed I had "plagurized" that segment. I was confused, as I didn't know what the hell that meant, and when she said I "copied it from a book," I got angry. I said "I know enough to know I write like a 13-year-old, how could I copy something from a book that sounds like what I had written? Nobody would print a book that bad."

      I had to show her the pages from the book I cited, and even then she did not believe me. Eventually, she caved and gave me a "B-" instead of failing me. But I was pissed.

      I never cheated on anything in my entire life, even afterwards through college, and was a pretty good student (honor role). I was the kind of kid people picked on, and was never any trouble. Meanwhile, this bitch was claiming I had cheated on something without any proof.

      While it's now easier to plagurize than back then, at least now the teachers have the resources to determine if a student was cheating. Make the student hand in their report on paper AND a floppy disk, and make check it that way using some service. This should get rid of false accusations.

    11. Re:The teachers should... by trentblase · · Score: 1
      If he submits someone else's work in his own name, no.

      Why not? He still broke the law. The tenet of "innocent until proven guilty" applies to Copyright crimes as well.

    12. Re:The teachers should... by JamesKPolk · · Score: 1

      True, but I think that the person I was replying to was referring to being innocent or guilty of violationg university policy, in which case the rules of criminal courts are irrelevant.

    13. Re:The teachers should... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > If the paper is turned in as a printed document, the teacher will have
      > to re-type the entire thing and Google each part for potential matches.

      You're assuming we need to catch all the students who merely plagiarize small
      bits and pieces, _basically_ writing the bulk of their own paper, or at least
      putting it together, but without doing proper citations of their sources.

      If all we want to do is catch people who copy most or all of the paper pretty
      much verbatim, then we don't have to search for each and every part of the
      paper; it's enough to look through the paper, pick out a couple of long phrases
      that seem like they would be reasonably close to unique (i.e., not something
      like "it has been discovered that", which would turn up lots of false hits),
      and do phrase searches for them. Any matches that you find, you check to see
      if more of the paper matches that source than just that phrase.

      That's the good news. The bad news is, Google's only going to find you
      mostly stuff that's readily available on the web. If the student copies
      a Wikipedia article mostly-verbatim, this will find it. But there's quite
      a lot of stuff out there that Google doesn't index. If the student uses
      Electric Library or EbscoHost or SIRS to find a journal article and turns
      *that* in as their paper, then finding the student's source is not quite
      as simple as a single Google search. It can still be done, but it's harder.

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    14. Re:The teachers should... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the problems with the teacher's having the responsibility is that it is very hard to prove that someone cheated and you walk a very fine line when you go around making accusations. I'm a TA for a course, and almost guaranteed 5% (I'm lowballing here too) of the class has cheated on something. But it's very difficult to prove. It's a computer course, so we usually just do a simle diff on the submitted files, and that usually turns up a good number of matches. But even the ones that seem obvious to us are very difficult to prove. An example - we do basic HTML and there are two pages who have the same tags in the same order with the same weird mistakes (multiple body tags, strange nesting etc). To us, this seems like an obvious case - no way they made the same mistakes in the same places - but it's harder to prove when you're in front of an academic committee. In fact, I think the only case we persued was one where the student left the other person's name in the title bar. It sucks in a way, but at the same time, it can't really be helped. It's tough to prove and it's way better than going around making unsubstantiated accusations. Believe me - I've been on both sides of the fence here - in my first year the computer dept ran an autochecker on some programs - it was like maybe 100 lines of code, and there MUST have been some type of a bug in the checking program because they accused a full third of the class of cheating. Think it was likely just a scare tactic - they ended up dropping the charges for almost everyone - but it was not a pleasant few months. Even as I see the cheating going on in my class, I'd still rather let a few get away with it than accuse someone who wasn't cheating. It sucks, but the other way sucks more. P.S. Sorry about the anon post - usually I don't do that, but I don't think it's a good idea to write something that can be traced back to my class.

    15. Re:The teachers should... by qqtortqq · · Score: 1

      I used to get papers from schoolsucks.org back in the day, but I would rewrite most of the paper structuring sentences the way I normally would and using words I would normally use. Never got busted. Usually only took about 30 mins to rewrite the papers too.

    16. Re:The teachers should... by DrEasy · · Score: 1

      The thing is, University shouldn't be about "Law & Order", but about knowledge acquisition and critical thinking. The profs shouldn't have to spend time and energy doing a bad Sherlock Holmes impression.

      In some countries (some European ones for example), the profs have enough of a status and credibility that when they catch somebody cheating, they can make their decision on the spot and don't need to justify it to any higher order. Of course there is potential for bias in that case, but less hassle for the prof and therefore less cheating probably makes up for it.

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      "In our tactical decisions, we are operating contrary to our strategic interest."
    17. Re:The teachers should... by loggerhead · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I would say yes. And for the record IAAHSET (I am a high school English teacher).

      BUT, with 150+ students it is difficult, at best. You don't seem to understand the amount of time it takes just to have that that many students writing papers at the same time, the amount of time it takes just to run a simple Google search on suspicious phrases in papers, the amount of time it takes to document the source(s) of plagiarized papers, nor the amount of time it takes to then conference with parents.

      Parents, incidentally, who come in one of three basic varieties when their child is accused of cheating:
      1-"Not my son/daughter, I don't care what you found."
      2-"Well, son/daughter, you screwed up...just like always."
      and the rare, but so prized
      3-"I don't see what the big deal is, everyone does it to some degree...can't you reward his/her resourcefulness...or were you just trying to trap my kid? You know, I have a lawyer on speed dial..."

      Needless to say, that if I dedicate as much time as I should to trying to catch just the most blatant instances of plagiarism, I would have little time to actually finish reading essays, let alone grade them, write lesson plans, attend special education meetings that take no small amount of time, attend school functions/meetings/professional development (unpaid continuing education required by district, state and increasingly, the NCLB act), prepare students for the multitude of standardized tests (not to mention benchmarks and other assessments) designed indeed to Leave No Child Untested a few days of the year, or spend one of the 10-12 hours each day in some way dedicated to teaching (most often 6 but increasingly 7 days a week during the school year), watch politicians say that I don't do enough with the resources I have while watching my pay, retirement, and benefits dwindle compared to other professionals, let alone spend time with my own family.

      Yes, "kids are getting more sly about things," as you so succinctly put it. And keeping up with them is the point behind sites like turnitin.com. However, individual teachers, schools or districts must pay for the service.

      Currently in Texas, the State Attorney General is arguing against a case brought by an alliance of school districts which challenges state education funding is inadequate due to a seemingly unending and unfunded bevy of state mandates to increase teacher and district accountability and thereby the current property tax model for funding education constitutes what is essentially a state income tax, which is unconstitutional in Texas. His argument yesterday was that districts don't make good use of the funds that they have, choosing instead to spend them on activities and curricula that are not mandated by the state, things like fine arts programs and sports.

      In the current financial climate of education, it is sometimes difficult to have books for every student, pay teachers competitive salaries, or especially to find the $3,000-5,000 to subscribe to a service like turnitin.com. I certainly can't afford to pay for an individual subscription, nor can most public schools or districts.

      I would love to "keep up" with all those "sly" students, but I would love it more if parents stopped downloading MP3's and saying it does no harm, it's just music, or sneaking drinks and snacks into theatres, or fibbing on their taxes, or any of a million ways and increasing multitude are teaching poor character to their children.

      Getting caught cheating should be, after all, a lesson about morals.

      Yet, I see every day students that see their parents and other adults willing to sacrifice every value in efforts to get their presumed "just desserts." Many of my students (high school sophomores and seniors) think that the only bad cheating happens when someone gets caught. The ideals of honor and integrity are becoming, if not rare, then so abstract (as a result of an increasingly diverse number of bad models read Enron, NY Times, "doping" athletes, etc.) as to be

    18. Re:The teachers should... by DuranDuran · · Score: 1

      I bet your education and understanding reflect this.

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      "You can justify anything by putting it in quotes, adding a famous name and making it a sig" - Albert Einstein
  2. Easy 90% fix. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Just have the final exam include writing an impromptu essay about your class paper, and weight it enough that you'll fail the class if you don't understand your own paper.

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  3. That's what you get... by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When getting good grades is more important than actually understanding the subject.

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    1. Re:That's what you get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The odd part is that the attitude coincides with inflationary pressure on grades at universities.

      Admittedly, I did a lot of work as an undergrad just for grades and deadlines. But having been an art student then, I at least got experience with the tools of the trade as part and parcel of the projects.

      Now I'm happily involved in grad-level CS and it's actually quite a draw to do work that's not for credit. Too bad summer's almost over and the cycle will start again.

    2. Re:That's what you get... by randalx · · Score: 0

      Part of the problem is having required courses in a program that student's might not want to take and thus might not care about learning the material.
      A solution I like is having a selection of courses to take within a field. Of course some programs can be more flexible than others.
      On the other hand this also means that grades are no longer really comparable since some courses might be easier than others.

    3. Re:That's what you get... by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The courses tend to be compulsory because they're viewed as being important. Whether the students agree or not is largely irrelevant; they have to do them, so, they have to do them.

      Also, I personally think it's a good chance to learn an extremely important skill (imho): forcing yourself to do something that you don't really want to do. After all, you're going to have to do at least a degree of that in almost any job you get.

    4. Re:That's what you get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that were the name of the course (Forcing Yourself To Do Something That You Don't Really Want To Do 101 through 103), I'd grin and bear it. But the name of the course is Survey of World Literature or something equally misleading.

      On a similar note, almost all of my 120 credits so far would be in the college of "Mandatory Disliked Activities". I've barely done any social studies, arts and letters, or sciences. Mostly just boring busywork. Even my CS classes are mostly about "Here's the algorithm, now, can you restate it ten times?"

    5. Re:That's what you get... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Have you ever worked with a recent graduate, just out of college? They're astoundingly inept at everything, while thinking that they're actually pretty good. I submit that college is a load of crap, mostly, and makes no difference in the quality of new hires.

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    6. Re:That's what you get... by rblancarte · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Here's the algorithm, now, can you restate it ten times?"
      Is it that, or is it, here is the alorithm, we are going to tell you how it works 10 times, so that you understand what every line is doing. Then you can make your own structures/algorithms similar to it. And perhaps one day you can grace us with an even better algorithm.

      RonB

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      It is human nature to take shortcuts in thinking.
    7. Re:That's what you get... by rblancarte · · Score: 1
      "I submit that college is a load of crap"
      So says the poster on Slashdot hawking Chitlins.

      RonB
      --
      It is human nature to take shortcuts in thinking.
    8. Re:That's what you get... by ErikZ · · Score: 2

      Could have other reasons:

      The company you work for doesn't pay enough to get the good graduates.

      You don't know how to work with people that are new to the workforce.

      It doesn't matter. Skilled or inept, the company processes them all the same.

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    9. Re:That's what you get... by randalx · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Like I said, it really depends on the program. Of course some won't have a lot of flexibility in alternative courses they can offer, but some others certainly can.

      If different options are possible why not allow students to tailor their courses to their interests? Why must all students conform to the same program instead of having the program conform to students interests?

      Isn't learning about stuff you're interested in and likely to continue to persue as a career the point (again, I'm only talking about programs where this is possible).

      Sure if you're forced to take something you wouldn't have taken on your own you might end up discovering a new interest but that argument doesn't seem to be very convincing. Especially in light of the more frequent occurence of people taking courses they hate because they have no choice.

    10. Re:That's what you get... by scottme · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Part of the problem is having required courses in a program that student's might not want to take and thus might not care about learning the material.

      So students should get to do only what they like? I suppose that's a point of view, but it doesn't greatly coincide with what I understand learning to involve.

      The role of the pupil - and undergraduates are pupils - involves to a great extent submitting to the greater knowledge and understanding of the teacher. Maybe this comes as a surprise, but most teachers take their jobs seriously and don't assign tasks to pupils on a whim. If they want you to learn something, there is usually a reason for it. What you should do if you're a good pupil is buckle down and learn it.

      Later on in graduate school or in employment when you're given some responsibility you can make decisions about what seems to make sense and what doesn't. By that time you'll have learnt enough to be trusted to make those decisions.

    11. Re:That's what you get... by fegu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is actually one of the many properties of being a professional: being able top perform at near your maximum performance regardless of task, i.e. being able to perform well regardless of wether you like the task or not.

      This is not something that is all that common.

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      "There is no substitute for thinking" - Bjarne Stroustrup
    12. Re:That's what you get... by ultranova · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Also, I personally think it's a good chance to learn an extremely important skill (imho): forcing yourself to do something that you don't really want to do. After all, you're going to have to do at least a degree of that in almost any job you get.

      I agree. Those courses teach you one of the most important lessons in life: when someone forces you to do something you hate, how to avoid doing it anyway :).

      Seriously, learning to cheat and slack off without getting caught is one of the most important skills in the working life. Given a chance, any company will simply work you to death - you are expendable labor to them, not worth the shit in your bowels. Once every last bit of juice has been crushed from your carcass, you're simply thrown aside to make room for fresh prey. To prevent this, learn how to give the absolute minimum effort required to stay on their payroll while seeming to work like crazy, to leech on them just like they are trying to leech on you. You owe them nothing, so give them nothing.

      This is neither a joke or cynicism. It is simply the truth. You are likely to work for a company, and companies exist to make money, not to benefit their employees. Learn how to protect yourself from them, or prepare to be drained. And school is a place of learning, so...

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    13. Re:That's what you get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      IANA(teacher) and this is just my opinion based on observations but, cheating, to me,has never been the main problem with having an inept workforce. Across the united states, public elementary, jr high, and high school are rediculously underfunded, teachers are underpaid, and classes are overcrowded. On top of that, or maybe due to that, the education system has become more predominantly a testing system where the focus has shifted away from papers and being able to demonstrate a knowledge of the subject. Massachusetts has implemented the MCAS tests which are supposed to ensure that a student has a grasp on the minimum knowledge required at each level. While this is a great idea in principle, now schools are spending most of the time helping students cram for this exam. These scores seem to be the end all and be all of education; better scores on these tests even impact real estate prices in that school district.
      Now here's something that everyone who's attended college should know, colleges in the united states are Businesses (that's right, capital B). While some very few strive to actually educate and graduate a student they consider to be worthy of that school's reputation, the majority could care less. The majority of colleges out there care only about reputation as it affects attendance weighted by cost. They'll allow entry of everyone to the point of overbooking, rake in the money, allow them to drop out or leave, and then cite the remaining students' graduation to job ratio in their pamphlets. Meanwhile, _some_ college atheletes are given every opportunity stay in school, basically for free, at least until the they're no longer ncaa eligible. You'd be surprised to see graduation rates of college atheletes in football and basketball, especially in major programs. Basically they use these atheletes to rake in the lucrative tournament money out there. Colleges also like to participate in brand placement. They get tons of money for carrying only coke or pepsi, nike or reebok, dell or gateway etc. All in all, a very...cost effective way of doing business but maybe not the best way for a place of higher learning to be run.

    14. Re:That's what you get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So says the guy with the "home page". Jeez, what is this, 1997? An NT admin who likes to lord his knowledge of expensive beer over others and wears sandals and owns an Xterra (the "X" is for "Xtreme"!!!!#@#$@%) should really not throw stones, thus breaking his house of glass.

    15. Re:That's what you get... by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1
      I agree!!!

      Those that do not continue to learn, and treat their education as a diploma acquisition excercise are not likely to be good employees. Grade mongering scum and cheaters are unlikely to make good employees (they may qualify as oil company executives, ball team owners or Presidents...but that is another matter).

      A good interview process can reveal some of the personality traits and problem solving skills necessary to be a good employee. For example, in one interview the person handed the student a circuit board and asked what it did.

      I think he penalty for cheating ought to be far more severe than it is in most cases. Boot the bums.

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      When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
    16. Re:That's what you get... by Oligonicella · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, how do you get those good grades? Ideally, through understanding. How do you measure understanding? Ideally, through good grades.

      The era of small classes with the mentor leading the students through 'self-discovery' has been dead for centuries. Too bad, tuff.

      Those who cheat now will fail and pay later. Again, too bad, tuff.

    17. Re:That's what you get... by Analogy+Man · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In an ideal world the teachers have a better grasp on the material than the students. The learning process may seem to be repetive, but there is value in it. There is a definite progression in the depth of one's understanding.

      awareness: this is the concept (e.g. basic Newton physics principles)

      plug and chug with assumptions x = x0 + vt + 1/2 a t^2

      prove it...understand it...what if the assumptions don't apply? v = dx/dt

      When do even those assumptions fall apart (e.g. as V->C)

      Derive those equations

      ...etc....

      mastery: Unification Theory etc.

      One needs to internalize each level to a degree before they can achieve at the next level. What may seem stupid or by wrote may become elegant and fascinating once you shed some of the baggage (e.g. Physics without calculus is ugly).

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    18. Re:That's what you get... by dankrabach · · Score: 1

      This is what happenens when the "institutions of higher leaning" become credentialing factories rather than centers of learning, teaching and scholarship. In our society the value of the credential is deemed more significant than the experience of learning how to learn, much less teach or research.

    19. Re:That's what you get... by Dragoon412 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Unfortunately, it's symptomatic of education in our country.

      How many 30 year-olds could look at a differential equation and tell you what it is? How many people remember creators of specific schools of psychology from psych 101? On what date did the Civil War end?

      What passes for 'education' in the US is gameshow knowledge; memorizing a nearly endless stream of disjointed factoids just long enough to repeat it on a test. At that point, you never need to know it again, unless you're taking another related class. My old philosophy professor used to call those MRP classes - Memorize. Regurgitate. Purge. Most of my high school classes were of that variety, and I'm sad to say, having attended Western Michigan University, Oakland University, and the University of Michigan, I've found most of my courses in college to be the same.

      We need to stop kidding ourselves - education in the US isn't worth a damn. How anyone can claim it is when we place such heavy emphasis on largely unnecessary, irrelevant and highly specialized classes (like calculus) when a typical citizen couldn't spot a cogent argument if it kicked him in the face, and your typical teenager has a lower literacy level than he should've had back in 5th grade. That's what happens when compulsory classes are science and math-related, as opposed to logic, philosophy and English. Not that there's anything wrong with math and science, but they're far less relevant to a typical person's life than the aforementioned subjects.

      The only difference between your average high school graduate and your average guy with a bachelor's in Business or Communications or Psychology (or pretty much any non-technical degree) is that the college grad's $30,000 in debt. He's not smarter, he's not more educated, and he's not any more capable in the 'real world.' He may be more mature, but that's a product of age, not college.

      Grades in the context of our current college-level educational system are just some masurbatory vestige from an age when a college degree meant more than just going through the motions.

    20. Re:That's what you get... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      How anyone can claim it is when we place such heavy emphasis on largely unnecessary, irrelevant and highly specialized classes (like calculus) when a typical citizen couldn't spot a cogent argument if it kicked him in the face, and your typical teenager has a lower literacy level than he should've had back in 5th grade. That's what happens when compulsory classes are science and math-related, as opposed to logic, philosophy and English. Not that there's anything wrong with math and science, but they're far less relevant to a typical person's life than the aforementioned subjects.

      Yep, we sure are lucky we had all those logicians, philosophers, and grammarians around to invent this magic Interweb thingy so you could make that post!

      What puzzles me about your post is the internal contradiction. I agree that the "MRP" approach is pretty much useless, but your assumption that only humanities subjects produce real, lasting, worthwhile knowledge is repellent. In your first paragraph, you ask, "How many 30 year-olds could look at a differential equation and tell you what it is? How many people remember creators of specific schools of psychology from psych 101? On what date did the Civil War end?" Indeed; and the first is no more or less important for true education than the last.

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      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    21. Re:That's what you get... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm replying to my own post.

      It occurred to me right after I hit "submit" that you may have been considering those three types of knowledge as examples of useless trivia that students simply memorize, regurgitate, and purge. In fact, they're very different from each other.

      1. What a differential equation is -- if you recognize a differential equation, then you've almost certainly had some education in how to solve such equations. This is real, useful, lasting knowledge. Any reasonably intelligent person can learn it, to a degree, if they're well-taught -- and a hell of a lot more people should be learning it than do, and would be in a society that more valued knowledge over trivia.

      2. The names of creators of specific schools of psychology -- this is trivia, but it's not entirely trivial trivia, if you see what I mean. I'd expect any working psychologist to know them, if for no other reason than that they make a useful type of shorthand for communicating ideas ("If we accept so-and-so's hypothesis that ...") OTOH, for someone who takes Psych 101 to fulfill a general-studies requirement, I agree, the ideas are more important than the names.

      3. The date of the end of the Civil War -- this one is tricky. When, in fact, did the Civil War end? When it became apparent that Richmond would eventually fall? At Appomattox? When the last Confederate forces surrendered? Almost a century later, with the passage of the Civil Rights Act? Is it still going on as long as there are people riding aound bumper stickers that say "The South Shall Rise Again"? These are useful questions, since they make people learn and think, which is kind of the point. I submit, however, that knowing that by the generally accepted definition, the war began in 1861 and ended in 1865 is pretty useful, even if you can't cite specific dates. It helps you put the events of the war in historical perspective, to understand how the war influenced and was influenced by what else was going on in the world.

      What it comes down to is this: knowledge is never wasted, and other forms of knowledge than those you yourself possess are not to be despised.

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    22. Re:That's what you get... by Dragoon412 · · Score: 1
      Yep, we sure are lucky we had all those logicians, philosophers, and grammarians around to invent this magic Interweb thingy so you could make that post!

      You're reading into my comment and coming away with a point I didn't make. I feel that math, science, and engineering courses are very important - for mathmeticians, scientists, and engineers (and others who have an interest in said subjects). But most Americans are lacking in basic literacy, and believe a credible argument follows the form: "it is because it is" or "because I said so."

      Really, which is more important: taking a trig class you'll soon forget, or knowing how to read at a passable level? It's not a difficult call.

      Even more pathetic than a typical American's literacy level is his utter lack of an ability to form or identify a cogent argument (or more importantly, an unsound argument). Yet when's the last time your saw logic or philosophy (which is just applied logic) mandated?

      What puzzles me about your post is the internal contradiction. I agree that the "MRP" approach is pretty much useless, but your assumption that only humanities subjects produce real, lasting, worthwhile knowledge is repellent.

      I don't believe only humanities classes produce worthwhile results, but I do believe they're precursors to math and science.

      As for the contradiction, I don't see what you're getting at. My initial point was to illustrate how MRP-styled courses are ineffective.
    23. Re:That's what you get... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Ah. Well, if that's your argument, then the problem starts at well below the college level. By the time they get to college, students should already know the basics of reading and composition. That they don't is indeed a failing of the educational system, but it's a failing that starts in kindergarten. Colleges have to make the best they can of what they've got.

      Logic is sort of a special case. Indeed, students should be taught to identify logical fallacies, avoid or refute them, and make cogent arguments instead. But math is a wonderful tool for teaching logic and its applications; I'd argue that the combination of math and philosophy is more likely to produce people who can actually think logically than either by itself.

      I feel that math, science, and engineering courses are very important - for mathmeticians, scientists, and engineers (and others who have an interest in said subjects).

      Here's where my real problem with your argument lies. Sure, lots of humanities types have no interest in math or science, and have to suffer through their courses in those ares; similarly, lots of math and science types have no interest in the humanities, and have to suffer through their courses in those areas. You know what? Tough shit. If a college degree is to mean anything, it has to mean that the person holding it has been educated in a broad range of subjects, not merely in one major -- the literary critic who can't do any more math than basic arithmetic is just as uneducated as the engineer who couldn't write a decent book report to save his life. You may have plenty of arguments with how those required classes are taught; I do to. But in the modern world, as dependent as it is every day on the fruits of science and technology, it is absurd to deny that this type of learning has use for the "average person."

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    24. Re:That's what you get... by Dragoon412 · · Score: 1
      I think you're getting the notion that I'd like to abolish all math and science, and that's simply not the case. I'd simply like to see math taught in an abbreviated form (say, basics of algebra, geometry, trig and stats condensed into a couple classes for liberal arts students, and more specialized and in-depth classes like we currently have taught in their place for engineers and the like), and in the space saved, see logic, literacy, and philosophy (either intro or ethics) mandated.

      As for math and philosophy both teaching problem solving, I agree, but only to a point. Math is applied logic, but it can be taught in a way that's too formulaic and detached to matter to most people. A math problem can be solved by plugging variables into an equation - no real thought required. A verbal logic problem, while there are rules and diagrams you can use, is far too nuanced to be formulaic, and has a more direct relation to the problems people will encounter in their lives. There's simply no way to handle a verbal logic question without stopping and actually thinking about it. You can't memorize the theorum. You can't just plug in numbers.

      Here's where my real problem with your argument lies. Sure, lots of humanities types have no interest in math or science, and have to suffer through their courses in those ares; similarly, lots of math and science types have no interest in the humanities, and have to suffer through their courses in those areas. You know what? Tough shit.

      The difference I think you're missing is that in a normal person's life, their knowledge of calc or trig means absolutely nothing. Yes, math and science still matter in a form of education in some abstract or idealistic sense, but when it comes down to their basic functioning in their real lives, logic and literary skills (and historical knowledge, to a lesser extent) mean everything, while knowing how to integrate a function and how to properly use sin, cosin, and tangent mean dick-all.

      I think we're arguing from difference standpoints. You seem to want an idealistic education where everyone knows something about everything. I just want people to be competant to handle the issues they face every day in their lives - people that can actually look at something like our current political campaign and spot the bullshit, not be suckered in by it.
    25. Re:That's what you get... by bburton · · Score: 1
      Given a chance, any company will simply work you to death - you are expendable labor to them, not worth the shit in your bowels.
      The problem is more and more work that people used to do are now done by machines. That means there are fewer jobs out there. The worker keeps getting dealt worse and worse hands, while the big boys up top hold all the aces. Why would they hire an American when they can go to Canada, India, or Mexico? THEY have the say in who they hire, and when there are more people then there are jobs, the people have to compete, and that is not good for Joe Blue Collar. College is supposed to teach for the betterment of society; yet if I go to school pursuing a degree in say, Electronic Engineering, to build robots that take over millions of jobs, putting former human employees on the street, am I really improving society?
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    26. Re:That's what you get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it may not be a joke, but it is a very jaded cynical view.

      my question, what the hell has happened to you?

    27. Re:That's what you get... by Valdar729 · · Score: 1

      And I needed to take humanities in order to understand computer science and how to deal with people in the business world?

      I'm successful, by my own standards, and those other courses were a waste of time. Most of my classes were a waste of time. The reason I only did good in some undergrad classes was so that I could get a recommendation from the professors for graduate school, not to really learn anything.

      Here I am, two years out of college, married, brand new cars, just purchased my second home, with no debt, except for mortgage, and plenty of money in the bank. I have my own company and did humanities or spanish teach me about any of that? No!

      Those other classes just diluted what I could have been focusing on with social skills, my computer job at the time, and my CS classes.

    28. Re:That's what you get... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Of your last two paragraphs above, the second is one of the main reasons I disagree with the first, actually. Politicians love to throw numbers around when neither they nor the voters have any idea what those numbers actually mean. It takes a fair amount of math education to understand whether it's bullshit or not.

      Oh, well. This is getting a bit long-winded, isn't it? You've inspired me to write an essay, which I'll probably be posting on my Web site sometime in the next few days. Check here this weekend, say, if you're interested.

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    29. Re:That's what you get... by canadian_right · · Score: 1
      Univerisity is not supposed to be job training. If you just wanted job training you should have taken a two year diploma at a technical school. University is supposed to give you a well rounded education that teaches you think, and give the background knowledge to work in many different fields.

      How is a 20 year old supposed to know what will be useful to know when he is 50? I have never used what I learned in phil 100 programming, but I still value what I learned in the course as much as any of my science courses.

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    30. Re:That's what you get... by Mr.Sharpy · · Score: 1

      If I may interject into your conversation with Mr. Dvorkin, I would just like to submit that perhaps part of the problem is the concept that education must be dispensed in discrete catagories of Math, Science, English, logic, philosophy, etc. when in the realities of life, all of these disciplines must be used together for reasoning. Why must everything be taught as distinct subjects when the subjects themselves form a continuum of knowledge. It seems to me that education would be more successful if it were taught in a manner that reflects that continuum. A single class in which our history is shown to be reflected in our present and future, that represents logic in philosophy and philosophy in ethics. All wrapped in lessons on how reading and writing proper English. What we know as our collective human intellect did not arrive in bulk packages of Science, English, Mathematics, History, Logic, and Philosophy mastered individually and serially, but rather each area of our knowledge is built on and is an extension of the others. If that is how we have learned as a species, why should the instruction of an individual child from birth to adulthood be any different?

      Such instruction requires truly gifted teachers, the kind that can't typically be had for today's teacher salaries. It also may not conform well the quantitative measures of progress upon which our current crop of leaders fixate. But it just might produce more well rounded students, students who think critically rather than memorize and regurgitate. But a critical thinking public, I think that scares modern politicians more than anything else.

    31. Re:That's what you get... by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
      How many people remember creators of specific schools of psychology from psych 101? On what date did the Civil War end?

      What passes for 'education' in the US is gameshow knowledge; memorizing a nearly endless stream of disjointed factoids just long enough to repeat it on a test.

      The really sad thing is, I didn't even have to delete anything out of the middle to highlife the massive cognitive dissonace that's threating to blow my brain out of the back of my head from trying to understand your choice of opener & arguement.

      In case you don't get what I'm saying... What is knowing the date the Civil War ended, or the name of a creator of a field of pysch, but disjointed factoids?

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    32. Re:That's what you get... by staticdaze · · Score: 1

      I had the opposite attitude. I fucked around all the time and got my Bachelor's with a 2.7 overall GPA (including having to retake 5 classes in my major). Yet my work experience landed me a decent job (about $40k a year) while my friends with "good grades" are still at home with their parents. I can't think of a specific argument against the grading system, but something has to be messed up somewhere.

      /gets back to work

    33. Re:That's what you get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the biggest problem facing the school system is everything is based on marks. I'd rather go through University with average marks, still get my degree but know enough about everything then someone who got straight A's by cheating.

      Once you're in the real world, your grades aren't going to help you, it'll be your ability to do what your degree says you can do.

      I've gone for interviews where the employer couldn't care less about my marks, in fact gave me a "mini-test" during the interview on stuff I was expected to know. There's no way of getting around that. You're not going to have a lap-top with Google running a search query for you.

      My opinion is let the cheaters cheat their way through high school and maybe a little through University, but sooner or later, whether they get caught or not, it will not help them. You're at school to learn and get training for a career, learn what you need to know to the best that you can. If you cheat on a paper, assignment or test, you're only cheating yourself.

    34. Re:That's what you get... by Valdar729 · · Score: 1

      If you just wanted job training you should have taken a two year diploma at a technical school.

      And then I would have never gotten my first job. I went to a University to get a piece of paper so that I could get a good first job. That's the only reason. It's not my fault the system is that way, it's the employers fault that they view a University degree better than a technical school degree.

    35. Re:That's what you get... by Dragoon412 · · Score: 1

      As I already pointed out in another response to this thread, that was the whole point.

      The current system's a failure. It stresses rote memorization, yet virtually no one memorizes anything longer than is absolutely necessary (read: until the next test). Never mind the fact that those factoids, on their own, are entirely useless unless you're on a damned gameshow.

    36. Re:That's what you get... by SirLanse · · Score: 1

      "This is neither a joke or cynicism. It is simply the truth. "
      I am glad I missed your schools. I hope I never have to work with an asshole with your attitude. It is very sad when you do not recognize cynicism in yourself. You likely cannot laugh at yourself either.
      Learn to be tough and bust ass, that is what makes america GREAT. So get lost loser.

    37. Re:That's what you get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like you need to learn some skepticisim. The authority model for life might make the world a simple place, but it's not how things really work.

      We're all free, and we must make decisions all of the time, including the decision as to whether or not to seek knowledge.

    38. Re:That's what you get... by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      Maybe this comes as a surprise, but most teachers take their jobs seriously and don't assign tasks to pupils on a whim. If they want you to learn something, there is usually a reason for it.

      Teachers aren't the ones who decide which classes will be required. I'm willing to accept that my teachers in high school knew what was required to "know English" better than I did, but not that some suit knew which classes I should take better than I did.

      And yeah, there's a reason for requiring so many classes - to segregate kids from the rest of society. That's what mandatory schooling is all about.

      As Paul Graham wrote, "Now adults have no immediate use for teenagers. They would be in the way in an office. So they drop them off at school on their way to work, much as they might drop the dog off at a kennel if they were going away for the weekend. [...] Teenagers now are useless, except as cheap labor in industries like fast food, which evolved to exploit precisely this fact. In almost any other kind of work, they'd be a net loss. But they're also too young to be left unsupervised. Someone has to watch over them, and the most efficient way to do this is to collect them together in one place. Then a few adults can watch all of them. If you stop there, what you're describing is literally a prison, albeit a part-time one. The problem is, many schools practically do stop there."

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    39. Re:That's what you get... by CharlesEGrant · · Score: 1
      What passes for 'education' in the US is gameshow knowledge; memorizing a nearly endless stream of disjointed factoids just long enough to repeat it on a test.
      Some mediocre teachers do over-emphasize memorization because it is easy to teach, and even easier to measure. On the other hand I think many bright young minds dismiss memorization too readily because it is tedious and time-consuming. Surely you'd acknowledge that having a grammar and a English-French dictionary is not the same thing as speaking French? Most fields have some base set of facts that must be learned, and memorization is neglected at your peril.
      We need to stop kidding ourselves - education in the US isn't worth a damn.
      I disagree. I think the US educational system presents opportunities for formal education unparalleled in the history of the world. Yes, it is possible to sleepwalk through Enormous State University and emerge no wiser, and no more educated then when you entered. It is also possible to get a terrific education, but it requires discipline, motivation, and experimentation the part of the student. Unfortunately as many have remarked, "You can lead a student to knowledge, but you can't make them think." Witness the very topic of this thread.

      I'm sorry your own experience was so dismal, and I hate to be adversarial, but did you try independent study, study abroad, student reading groups, sitting in on graduate classes, getting involved in research, or did you just fill in the check boxes on your degree requirements?

      For another view contradicting yours, consider this: Woman rejected by Oxford college urges study in US

      How anyone can claim it is when we place such heavy emphasis on largely unnecessary, irrelevant and highly specialized classes (like calculus)

      Wait a second, this sounds like "assumption of facts not in evidence" to me. Most high schools in the US don't even teach calculus let alone emphasize it. Most universities and colleges that I know (and I know several) will grant a B.A. degree with only a basic algebra or stats class and maybe a "history of mathematics" class. Where is this "heavy emphasis" you are claiming?

    40. Re:That's what you get... by CharlesEGrant · · Score: 1
      I feel that math, science, and engineering courses are very important - for mathmeticians, scientists, and engineers (and others who have an interest in said subjects).
      But when they enter college many of the mathematicians, scientists, and engineers don't yet know they are going to be mathematicians, scientists, and engineers! Surely one of the functions of higher education is to introduce students to a number of fields, many of which will be soon forgotten, but one of which may lead to a vocation. My first college math class stood my notion of what math was on its head.

      Really, which is more important: taking a trig class you'll soon forget, or knowing how to read at a passable level? It's not a difficult call.
      Agreed, you certainly won't be able to work competently in math or science without the ability to read and write at a passible level. But why is it a dichotomy? I think a university graduate should be able to read and write and do analytic geometry and basic trig. Tens of thousands of students do graduate each year with these skills, so I don't see why it is unreasonable to ask for it.

      Many university graduates will be citizens in democracies and faced with decisions (at least by proxy) about science and technology policy. Wouldn't it be desirable for them to have some basic grounding in science and engineering?

      Abstract math as a central subject of high education is not an recent invention. I gather you are a fan of philosophy. Were you aware that the entrance to Plato's Athenian academy is said to have born the inscription "Let no one ignorant of Mathematics enter here"?

  4. Gatsby vs Beardo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you're ripping off a paper about Gatsby just be sure to mention where he cleaned the dried bit of shaving cream off the other guy's cheek. English teachers love that part. At least I do, and now, if I see it in a paper, I'll assume you're a /.'er and I'll give you an A for the semester so you can sneak out and go drinking.

    That way, when it's 1:06am and I'm up grading papers and slacking off reading /., I can think back of Daisy saying, "I know. I've been everywhere and seen everything and done everything... Sophisticated -- God, I'm sophisticated!"

    1. Re: Gatsby vs Beardo by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > That way, when it's 1:06am and I'm up grading papers and slacking off reading /., I can think back of Daisy saying, "I know. I've been everywhere and seen everything and done everything... Sophisticated -- God, I'm sophisticated!"

      "slacking" off?

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  5. C'mon it's your only class! by gatesh8r · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Even if you are taking 18 credits that semester... sheesh, the professor sure thinks that's the case after he hands out a midterm paper assignment 5 days before it's due -- he did it when he was a whippersnapper, and so should you!

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  6. Papers be damned... by Zorilla · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the cheat I could have really used in school was a wallhack into the teacher's lounge.

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    1. Re:Papers be damned... by MoonFog · · Score: 1

      and when he gives you a two day deadline for a 14 day assignment... aimbot would be in order!

    2. Re:Papers be damned... by Frogbert · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fuck that, I could have used a wallhack for the girls locker room.

    3. Re:Papers be damned... by Zorilla · · Score: 5, Funny

      Holy crap, how much of a geek does that make me for not thinking of that one first instead of the teacher's lounge?

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  7. it's not really cheating by dncsky1530 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I use Sparknotes.com often and it really helps you understand books and better prepare for tests. I also use myBiblio for bibliographies which works pretty well too. tutors arent consideredd cheating so why should study aids?

    1. Re:it's not really cheating by garreth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because copying a paper word for word is hardly a study aid. Sure anyone can go online and read what a book is about and what its main themes are, that won't ever be stopped by turnitin.com's service. Turnitin is designed to penalise the people who are too lazy to even do that. AFAIK it's mainly a tool which compares your paper to other papers in the database and looks for similar phrasings.

    2. Re:it's not really cheating by Domini · · Score: 0

      Well, if you cannot understand books by reading them and need help... do you really deserve to pass?

      Unless (of course) you are studying to be a reporter, then perhaps it's valuable to be able to source material even though you do not understand the nature of the subject.

      But I personally would feel cheated if I got good grades, but failed to learn skills (as opposed to learning how to memorise)

      Me.

    3. Re:it's not really cheating by RWerp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, if you cannot understand books by reading them and need help... do you really deserve to pass?

      He should read the book by himself, that's certain, but reading other people's analyses is OK, as long as he (the reader) does his own thinking and adds something of his own to the analysis (and does not steal other people's ideas). It should be, in my opinion, required at the university level to compare your opinions with those already published by the professional literature critics.

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    4. Re:it's not really cheating by zors · · Score: 1

      Well sparknotes isn't a paper-for-cash website at all. They have summaries and explanations of books. Once you get into a college or AP class, it won't help you on the paper that much, because for english at least, its all about the methodology. I would used it once or twice because i was too lazy to read an entire book, then dissect a chapter or two for methodology. I'd usually get an A or B, and thats good enough for me. More often however i would use it to brush up on characters and plot for all the books i'd read in a year before the midterm or final exam, since i usually never owned any of the books i had to read for my AP class. I'd say this hasn't harmed me at all, considering that i've gotten a 4/5 on the AP English test, and a 3/5 is good enough for college credit.

      Oh, and yeah, this post was half just for me to mention that i got a 4. What can i say? I'm sort of pissed that i'm going to college, where none of these tests matter, just as i get the grades for it.

    5. Re:it's not really cheating by vanguard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, if you cannot understand books by reading them and need help... do you really deserve to pass?

      I read animal farm in high school and I thought it was a decent book. However, on my own I had *no* idea that it paralleled Russian history. Reading other people's analysis isn't cheating (according to me).

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    6. Re:it's not really cheating by Domini · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Perhaps, but still when a work is self-contained and does not make implicit references to concepts and ideas outside the subject (course) domain, then the person *should* be able to understand it (to a small degree) if they wish to pass.

      The point is that a university degree sets one apart as a leader and not a follower. The first person to make a specific link between a written work and an outside reference is a uniqe thinker or a well-read person. Why should you be rated with the same level of credentials by just copying his work?

      Sure one can read other people's papers in regard to this... but most people will ONLY read papers pertaining to that particular topic... THAT's cheating. One should read other people's articles on all subjects possible within the same domain, to learn new ways to analyse and think. Not to just blatantly memorise and copy facts!

      I love watching art/classic movies and read books... I read other people's views on these, not because I need to understand the films, but to see how other people perceive things. David Lynch's Mulholland Drive point in case... it made no sense, and I don't think Lynch had an idea in mind while making it. (The point of the movie was for people to draw their own conclusions... but then again, that's my view.)

      If you don't know that Animal Farm had parallels in Russian history, then perhaps you have not read enough other fiction? Tolstoy? Dostoyevsky? Chekhov? And perhaps that is an indication of a lack of encompassing knowledge and perhaps you should fail to pass? Hmm...

      I'm not an English major... in fact I've got very little English experience. (with it being my second language and all) Thus I expect a person who is actually doing this language at university level to have at least a fundamental knowledge of literature and preferably know more than I do.

      I've never read Animal Farm... so would not be able to make informed statements in this regard, but I have read 1984 and know a bit about George Orwell. (Having made a point at one time to try and read the top 100 books (subjective) of all time...)

    7. Re:it's not really cheating by gilroy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Reading other people's analysis isn't cheating (according to me).

      It isn't cheating according to any reasonable definition of plagiarism, either -- if you give the sources. Include a complete "works referenced" list and you're not cheating, you're doing research. Of course, if your "other people" turn out just to be, say, your classmates, then your work will naturally suffer...
    8. Re:it's not really cheating by bucuo · · Score: 1

      Well, if you cannot understand books by reading them and need help... do you really deserve to pass?

      That's friggin' harsh. I'm guessing you've never read Paradise Lost, Ulysses, or Wasteland.

      Reading other's people's thoughts about a work can be very helpful in many ways, as long as you don't use these thoughts to supplant actually reading the damn thing. My high school had this problem all the time, so 2 or 3 years ago some teachers began to use anti-plagiarism programs to scan work. While, there were some reports of false negatives, a bunch of kids got caught so we were much more careful from then on.

    9. Re:it's not really cheating by Domini · · Score: 1

      That's friggin' harsh. I'm guessing you've never read Paradise Lost, Ulysses, or Wasteland.

      You're right.

      I soon am still to read Ulysses, and perhaps Paradise Lost as well. Have so much else to read at the moment, as well as trying to reach dan-level in Go, learning to Tango, doing tai-chi and yoga, watching new art movies, programming C++, learning SAP and competing in Magic (the Gathering) and computer gaming competitions.

      :P

      See my response to someone else about this for elaboration on my 'harsh' comment.

    10. Re:it's not really cheating by moranar · · Score: 1
      I love watching art/classic movies and read books... I read other people's views on these, not because I need to understand the films, but to see how other people perceive things. David Lynch's Mulholland Drive point in case... it made no sense, and I don't think Lynch had an idea in mind while making it. (The point of the movie was for people to draw their own conclusions... but then again, that's my view.)

      According to what I read about the movie and what I felt when watching it, the first two thirds of it are a dream of the main character in the last third. Lynch has filmed many movies with strong oniric or psichological ideas. Lost highway was (according to him) based on a mental condition that consists in a complete alteration of your personality.

      I love his films, anyway.

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    11. Re:it's not really cheating by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "The point is that a university degree sets one apart as a leader and not a follower."

      Since when? In the ideal, perhaps. In the real world, they are all over the place. You can't have all leaders now, can you?

    12. Re:it's not really cheating by Oligonicella · · Score: 0

      Mulholland Drive made complete sense. Parhaps you just missed it?

    13. Re:it's not really cheating by schemanista · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but still when a work is self-contained and does not make implicit references to concepts and ideas outside the subject (course) domain, then the person *should* be able to understand it (to a small degree) if they wish to pass.

      Uh, could you give one example of such a work?

      Everything I've ever read has depended on some kind of external context to establish its meaning.

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    14. Re:it's not really cheating by kidgenius · · Score: 1

      If you don't know that Animal Farm had parallels in Russian history, then perhaps you have not read enough other fiction? Tolstoy? Dostoyevsky? Chekhov? And perhaps that is an indication of a lack of encompassing knowledge and perhaps you should fail to pass? Hmm...

      What ever happened to reading a book for the shear enjoyment and pleasure that comes out of reading a book without having to worry about analyzing every little detail in the book and looking for parallel in the real world or some pointless piece of symbolism?

      To say it shows a lack of encompassing knowledge is incorrect. I have recently just read my first bit of Dostoevsky. Just because this is my first piece of real Russian literature doesn't mean I am illiterate or stupid. I have read countless other books in my day. Why should you have to read 3 different books to understand the first (which is what you are saying by promoting your "lack of encompassing knowledge" point of view)?

    15. Re:it's not really cheating by jallen02 · · Score: 1

      This is kind of like saying that programmers who use design patterns aren't as good as the programmers who solve a problem the "hard way" basically reinventing a design pattern.

      I heavily use design patterns when dealing with standard modeling and design problems. I always try to think about design patterns in context. Always trying to apply a design pattern can be a harm, so it is good to think about the problem "outside of the box" as well. A more elegant pattern or solution may be different from the known set of standard patterns. Typically, I have seen that MOST problems encountered are solved by a design pattern or some variant. That puts a great deal of stock in building upon the knowledge of others and adding your unique thoughts and ideas to it.

      Its all about critical thought based on the input material. If your input material consists of a book + other literary analysis you wont have as much to add, but what you do add can still be at a "university" level. Thoughtful with good comparison to relevant subject matter.

      Anyhow, something to think on.

      Jeremy

    16. Re:it's not really cheating by Sinterklaas · · Score: 1

      Well, if you cannot understand books by reading them and need help... do you really deserve to pass?

      Metaphores and references to other works are an important part of more advanced literature. No matter how smart you are, if you haven't learned about these metaphores or haven't read that other literature, you will miss a lot. Reading reviews can help to quickly gain an appreciation for this depth in literary works and to understand some important parts of the story. After all, the goal of reading books and writing essays about them is not to test your IQ by having you come up with things on your own (and missing a lot of stuff), it is to teach you something by exposing you to the diversity and depth that literature has to offer.

    17. Re:it's not really cheating by skarmor · · Score: 1

      >What ever happened to reading a book for the shear enjoyment and pleasure that comes out of reading a book without having to worry about analyzing every little detail in the book and looking for parallel in the real world or some pointless piece of symbolism?

      There's nothing wrong with reading a book simply for the pleasure of it. But when you are reading a book with the purpose of writing an analysis for your literature classes (which is what we are discussing here) it is a good idea to consider symbolism, structure and allegory. In order to make a thorough analysis one must put the work in context.

      Why should you have to read 3 different books to understand the first (which is what you are saying by promoting your "lack of encompassing knowledge" point of view)?

      You can have a good understanding of a work itself without reading any other books. For example, Animal Farm has many blatantly obvious themes concerning totalitarianism - these can be understood by anyone who picks up the book. But a thorough analysis of Animal Farm would put the work into historical and literary context by making the obvious links between the book, Orwell's personal experiences, other books of the period, the political situation at it's time of publication and so on.

      This kind of understanding can only be accomplished by a person who has read multiple books from and about the era.

    18. Re:it's not really cheating by arose · · Score: 0
      does not steal other people's ideas
      Are you willing to remove yourself from the gene pool for the good of humanity?
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    19. Re:it's not really cheating by arose · · Score: 1

      Now there is an idea, the class turns in papers that cross reference each other as much as possible and watch as the teacher tries to untangle the mess.

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      Analogies don't equal equalities, they are merely somewhat analogous.
    20. Re:it's not really cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I read the "Sound and the Fury" using spark notes.

      not because i slacked off and didnt read the book,
      simply because it is a horrible book.

      One of the sections is useless, written through the eyes of a mentally retarded person. It is a really incoherent, and a boring book.

      The author tried to deal so much in style they made it a total mess.

      Thanks to spark notes i was able to get a B+ on that paper.

      Now my question is, of all the literature, why is "The sound and the fury" even recognized and remembered, let alone held up as a literary achievement. its garbage (i ususally wont say that about art or literature, because I try to appreciate it)

    21. Re:it's not really cheating by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Turnitin is not a foolproof way of finding plagerism. It is concievable that two people can come up with very similar results independently.

      Case in point: in college I wrote a paper for english class - which my professor liked so much that he circulated among the faculty. Several faculty members accused me of plagerism - because my work was very similar to another essay on the subject by a 'professional' author. I stuck to my guns and eventually they caved. I did not plagerize - but there was nothing I could definitively do to prove otherwise. I had nothing but my word (which these ivory tower yahoos chose not to believe).

      I was lucky. Someone else, perhaps not the right ethnicity in the mind of the professors, might not have been given the benefit of the doubt in the same situation.

      We all stand on the shoulders of those who came before; it is hard not to use a turn of phrase that is completely unique in each and every paper. Additionally, the infinite monkey theorum might also apply - given a large enough database. This will lead to false-positive identifications - more to the detriment of excellent writers, I fear, than any good that comes from positive IDs.

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      Lodragan Draoidh
      The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
    22. Re:it's not really cheating by elijahao · · Score: 1

      Exactly. As long as you don't claim that you gained the insight of seeing the parallel yourself, and quote some other source you may actually get bonus points for doing the research. It all depends on the assignment itself too. If the professor specifically asks you to read only the book and give your own first take on it, then using other sources would of course be failing to complete the assigned task appropriately.

      In general, we need educators with more passion for education, and students willing to accept the evaluation of their honest effort. 70% of the class should get C's since that's *AVERAGE*. Instead we have problems on both sides. If students don't all get A's and B's they complain, or worse have their rich Allumni Daddies, Uncles etc. complain and maybe have the professor removed.

      Universities need to ditch the big money Athletic programs and return to actually educating people. Which means helping them to think for themselves!

    23. Re:it's not really cheating by legojenn · · Score: 1
      Case in point: in college I wrote a paper for english class - which my professor liked so much that he circulated among the faculty. Several faculty members accused me of plagerism ... I stuck to my guns and eventually they caved. I did not plagerize - but there was nothing I could definitively do to prove otherwise. ...

      I feel bad for people in these situations. When I was in University (1990-1994), the internet (for those of us in Social "Science") was fairly new and was actively discouraged as a source. I tended to search abstracts on cd-rom. I photocopied articles and kept files with notes attached to the articles. With notes and sources that you could drop on the instructor or faculty's desk, it was easy to prove that the research was done and any similarities were co-incidental. I was however never questioned.

      My degree was social work and most of my soc-sci electives were in psych and sociology and I found that I came back to the same work. It may be more difficult in other subject areas. I found that the best way to cheat when rushed is to make up sources. As long as you can make it believeable and are not doing a Level III course or above and don't make the assertion too interesting, then you are in the clear.

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    24. Re:it's not really cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did they take into account spelling mistakes?
      Plagiarism, fyi.

    25. Re:it's not really cheating by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      I have a copyright and patent on my unique version of that word.

      If you want to use it - you must pay 10% of your total profits / karma earned from said use...

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      Lodragan Draoidh
      The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
    26. Re:it's not really cheating by huchida · · Score: 1

      If you don't know that Animal Farm had parallels in Russian history, then perhaps you have not read enough other fiction? Tolstoy? Dostoyevsky? Chekhov? And perhaps that is an indication of a lack of encompassing knowledge and perhaps you should fail to pass? Hmm...

      Did you read the parent? He was specifically talking about reading Animal Farm in high school. While I would expect a college student to have familiarity with a broad range of classic books and be able to connect the dots themselves, the average (and even above average) sixteen year old is the definition of "lack of encompassing knowledge." Failing to explain or at least suggest the context would be the fault of the teacher in this case.

    27. Re:it's not really cheating by Domini · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about passing references, but about the main aim of the book. The book could be set in a context you are not familiar with, sure, but you can still infer what you need from the book only. I don't know much about history, but I got the gist of 'Catch 22'. I may not have known about Dogson's fascination with little girls and drug use, but I sorta could tell by reading 'Alice in Wonderland'... -shrug-

      It's nice to know the context, but not essencial to get the point of the book.

    28. Re:it's not really cheating by Domini · · Score: 1

      Sure it did... all I'm saying is that it was accidental and not intended sense. It had an underlying story (a simple one) and a lot of symbolism (which may or may not have had an intentional meaning, but certainly some unintentional ones).

      I had long discussions about this with a friend of mine after watching it... the discussions were more fun then the movie even! Which is what I think makes Lynch's movies great.

    29. Re:it's not really cheating by Domini · · Score: 1


      To lend from a Go-proverb:

      'Don't learn Design Patterns... learn from Design Patterns.'

      One is not always afforded the luxury today to understand principles instead of just memorising them, sure... I had trouble finishing many math exams since I had difficulty remembering proofs, and re-invented as I went along. As a result my marks sucked. :(

    30. Re:it's not really cheating by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
      This kind of understanding can only be accomplished by a person who has read multiple books from and about the era.

      Then read the analysis written by such person. Voila - problem solved, while requiring spending less time on it, which can then be spent with reading something more interesting - especially when you are more into engineering than into humanities.

    31. Re:it's not really cheating by skarmor · · Score: 1

      Then read the analysis written by such person. Voila - problem solved, while requiring spending less time on it, which can then be spent with reading something more interesting - especially when you are more into engineering than into humanities.

      Well I guess the problem is solved if you consider the problem to be - "how to pass English 101". But you won't have acquired the critical and analytical thinking skills that you would acquire had you taken the time to actually read the books and think the analysis through.

      In fact, someone who solves problems in such a superficial way will likely be not only a poor English student but also a poor engineer.

  8. Best dupe ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    This story was already posted three times.

    1. Re:Best dupe ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can the parent be modded Redundant when it's the only one to inform about the other stories?

    2. Re:Best dupe ever by shish · · Score: 1
      How can the parent be modded Redundant when it's the only one to inform about the other stories?

      It's slashdot. Of course there are dupes.

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    3. Re:Best dupe ever by garreth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe Slashdot should start submitting its articles to turnitin?

    4. Re:Best dupe ever by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

      Beat me to it. I guess I'll have to stay on Slashdot 24/7 again.

    5. Re:Best dupe ever by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      Hate to nitpick but its only a dupe on the second post. If anything this is a Quad.

    6. Re:Best dupe ever by techstar25 · · Score: 1

      The story is new. The topic has been discussed here before. That's like calling a story about Microsoft security a dupe just because the topic's been covered (covered ad nauseum in fact). I guess that's why you're anonymous.

    7. Re:Best dupe ever by Geoff-with-a-G · · Score: 1

      This story was already posted three times.

      And with a typo. In a story about English papers being copied. Oh the irony.

      "If you have to do a report on 'Ulysses' it takes a bit more than a few hours just to read the book - let along understand enough to do a reasonable paper on it."

  9. This is not the worst kind. by random_culchie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have also seen sites that advertise (for greater expense) to write papers individually for you. These (if they are individually written) will NOT be caught by any technical means. Its still down to the professor/lecturer to make a judgment based on the persons grades.

  10. Studying by rf0 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    There was an argument in a report I read recently that as the internet becomes more prevaliant that studying as a whole will become less important as information will be avialable at your finger tips. The skills that will become more useful are the ability to search effeciently and work out which sources you can trust. Of course studying helps develop these skills but why should I remeber PI to 8 decimial places when I can look it up quicker?

    Rus

    1. Re:Studying by Shinglor · · Score: 1

      why should I remeber PI to 8 decimial places when I can look it up quicker?

      3.14159265358979323846. That was quicker than Googling

    2. Re:Studying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I counted no fewer than six errors of grammar or spelling in your four line post.

      This may go some way towards explaining the value of study.

    3. Re:Studying by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      What good are those digits if you're not going to use them ? And never mind that other guy...

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      In Soviet America the banks rob you!
    4. Re:Studying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't you know Pi tastes good?

      Besides, the ladies love guys who can do integrals and differentials of non-rational numbers in their head. Or if you really want to show off, whip out your slide rule and go old skool on them.

    5. Re:Studying by The+Wannabe+King · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This argument has a serious flaw. Most subjects are not a collection of mere facts. Solving a problem requires the ability to take portions of known results and put them together in the right way. If you have to look up every single fact and formula, you will never have the overview that is necessary to find the answer.

      We could take languages as an example: Is it possible to claim to know a foreign language just because you know of several good and reliable dictionaries and grammars on the Internet? Or look at physics and mathematics, there are lots of books which contains loads of formulas, but they are useless unless you understand what they really say. Details, like the sixth, seveneth decimal of pi can be looked up (I do that myself), but if you have to go to the Internet to estimate the circumference of a wheel knowing the radius, you will be highly inefficient. Besides, you need to know that you should actually look for pi.

    6. Re:Studying by MoreDruid · · Score: 2

      This is the general consensus for highschool here in Holland. Learn the kids how to find information, quickly.
      Too bad they don't have the general knowledge required to interpret the information they're searching for. Having some general knowledge will help you search faster, search more relevant and interpret the data you're getting back better.
      Yes, I know it sucks to learn dates and such, but in the end, you'll be better off. If only because you learn to stuff data into your brain and retrieve it efficiently. How's that for a search tool?

      --
      The best weapon of a dictatorship is secrecy, but the best weapon of a democracy should be the weapon of openness.
    7. Re:Studying by Rxke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But that's the point of memorising.. You *can't* look up pi faster than recalling it if you memorized it.

      Also having a good amount of readily available knowledge *in your head* makes it easier for you to decide or do a lot of things instantaneously, etc.

      Memorizng stuff will always have its value.

    8. Re:Studying by Lars+Arvestad · · Score: 1
      There was an argument in a report I read recently that as the internet becomes more prevaliant that studying as a whole will become less important as information will be avialable at your finger tips. The skills that will become more useful are the ability to search effeciently and work out which sources you can trust.

      Yeah, sure, studying as in "learn information", but not studying as in "understanding difficult concepts". And to decide what to trust and not is not in itself an easy subject. Even an encyclopedia should be read critically.

      Information at your fingertips will just make studying and working more efficient and, guess what, you are more efficient the more you know, understand, and remember.

      why should I remeber PI to 8 decimial places when I can look it up quicker?

      You need a better school if someone asks you to memorize that. But actually, I found to my own surprise that I do have 8 digits memorized, and remembering them took much less time than finding them on the net. (I guess I proved to be a real nerd.)

      --
      Reality or nothing.
    9. Re:Studying by JamesKPolk · · Score: 1

      But what's the point in paying a university thousands of dollars for them to give you a list of things to memorize?

    10. Re:Studying by achurch · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There was an argument in a report I read recently that as the internet becomes more prevaliant that studying as a whole will become less important as information will be avialable at your finger tips. The skills that will become more useful are the ability to search effeciently and work out which sources you can trust. Of course studying helps develop these skills but why should I remeber PI to 8 decimial places when I can look it up quicker?

      Oh, I don't know, maybe so you don't make an utter fool out of yourself when you write to your significant other? Or, failing that (this is Slashdot ;) ), so you can hold interesting conversations without having to go to Google every third sentence to find out what your friend is talking about?

    11. Re:Studying by chris_eineke · · Score: 0
      why should I remeber PI to 8 decimial places when I can look it up quicker?
      Because it trains your long- and short-term memory. Brain == muscle. If (!workout_muscle) shrink_muscle. Besides that, show me how fast you can look up PI on the web and in the meantime I'll tell you it's 3.14159265 :P
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    12. Re:Studying by Pahalial · · Score: 1

      You know, people made the same argument about basic math when calculators were becoming popular.

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    13. Re:Studying by fr0dicus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Next week you'll wonder why all these IT admin jobs are being outsourced to India etc.

      The Internet is fine as a resource if all you need to perform your task is knowledge regurgitation (maybe just following Howto's or whatever) but if you need to do something even a little creative you need to know about what you're doing first. Seems fairly obvious to me.

    14. Re:Studying by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      That's nice. But I need it to the 500,000th digit.

      Ah, here we go:
      http://highpi.4t.com/custom.html

      Your skill of knowing pi to the 20th digit is useless compared to good searching skills. Which is appliable to all Internet data.

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    15. Re:Studying by gilroy · · Score: 1
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Memorizng stuff will always have its value.

      Maybe. I'm doubtful. I got a BS and MS in Physics, and completed all but the thesis for a PhD in same, without ever once memorizing a fact or equation. Now, I can still recite most of the equations I had to use. Whhy? Because I used them so many damn times they became stuck in my brain anyway.

      (If that counts as "memorization", then I agree with the parent post.)
    16. Re:Studying by pmcc · · Score: 1
      --Quote--
      3.18309886183....


      What kind of fuzzy math are you using? Last I checked Pi was 3.141.. not 3.183...

      I guess Google won't always win. A little knowledge goes a long way to not make yourself look stupid when you make a mistake like that.

      You can apply this to anything. For example, if you were writing a paper on Gatsby (to get back on topic), and Googled for summaries etc, who's to say that what you find is actually correct? This Googled Pi isn't.. why would a Gatsby summary be?
    17. Re:Studying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nice. But I need it to the 500,000th digit.

      No, I'm pretty sure you don't.

    18. Re:Studying by auburnate · · Score: 1
      but why should I remeber PI to 8 decimial places when I can look it up quicker?

      Besides the geek appeal of knowing PI to X amount of digits, having at least X digits memorized is faster than having to look it up.

      3.1415926535

    19. Re:Studying by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      You all suck....;)

      3.141592653589793284626433832795.......

    20. Re:Studying by metamatic · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's employed to write sales pitches for GENIERIEK V!AKGRA and finds it hard not to take his work home with him?

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    21. Re:Studying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looking up pi isn't quicker. (3.141592653589)

    22. Re:Studying by Metex · · Score: 1

      wow you memorized all the digits of pi?

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    23. Re:Studying by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      "No, I'm pretty sure you don't."

      It's my encryption key. ;-)

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      Democrats or Republicans. They are both taking us to the same place and they are not afraid of us anymore.
    24. Re:Studying by zzyzx · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Besides, the ladies love guys who can do integrals and differentials of non-rational numbers in their head. "

      Yeah because the derivative of a constant function is so hard to do in your head. ;)

    25. Re:Studying by sethstorm · · Score: 1

      And in the next, the military sets off the India/Pakistan nuclear dispute again. The rest of India is then shown the result of what happens with outsourcing, lost jobs.

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    26. Re:Studying by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
      Besides, every better calculator has them in built-in constants, with all the accuracy you usually need. For common use it's enough to remember 4-5 most significant digits; if you work with longer numbers, you typically don't calculate in head or on paper anyway.

      And then there are the tables. If you use the numbers frequently enough, you will learn them. If you don't, you can always look them up.

  11. The half-cheating alternative by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Informative

    Rather than spending money on a paper, just run around the 'net picking up term papers on many and varied subjects. It's easy to do. Then trade with your friends and build up an immense collection. Finally, skim all the papers on your subject which you have collected, stitch together one term paper, edit it into your own personal style (even if this means it is less polished) and do minimal research to pad it out. You can do all of this research on the internet if you are careful, especially if your instructor does not demand that you provide citations for every last thing.

    This will not work for a thesis, but if you don't understand your thesis, fuck you anyway.

    This does take a lot longer than just buying a paper, but the risk with that is that you might be buying someone else's paper, and it might be detected. If you're willing to live with that risk, that's fine and dandy. Otherwise this should get you through it with a minimum of work expended, while producing a paper which will not show up as being copied, and even teaching you a little tiny bit about the subject matter.

    I have never done this because I have never had a class which required a term paper which I found demanding. Then again I've mostly been taking applied arts classes recently, and they have had practical examinations.

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    1. Re:The half-cheating alternative by shish · · Score: 5, Funny

      Copying one person is plagarism, copying many people is research.

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    2. Re:The half-cheating alternative by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      I've got a better idea. How about running around the net doing some fucking research instead of "picking up term papers." How about reading some essays, articles on the topic from legitimate published sources (not some loser whose idea of a good thing to do with his college degree is run a half-ass cheating website) and learning about it for a change? Then instead of "stitching together a term paper" and editing it "in your own personal style," how about putting together the research you've gathered in your own style to make a point that is uniquely yours? It's really not that different, and chances are, it won't take you that much longer than cheating in the way you suggest, and there's zero chance of getting caught since you won't be fucking cheating!!! (There's a Simpsons episode where Bart actually studies for an exam and when he does well he's convinced it's a whole new way to cheat).

    3. Re:The half-cheating alternative by chrysrobyn · · Score: 1
      Copying one person is plagarism, copying many people is research.

      If you cite your sources. If I may cite your parent post:

      if you are careful, especially if your instructor does not demand that you provide citations for every last thing
    4. Re:The half-cheating alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno, collecting shitloads of papers and gaining a cursory knowledge of each paper and thus a cursory knowledge of the novel/play seems less productive than actually listening in class and regurgitating the spoon-feeding that teachers often give you.

    5. Re:The half-cheating alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a good one! Do you mind if I use that?

    6. Re:The half-cheating alternative by HalliS · · Score: 1

      You plagiarized that quote, didn't you?

      ... and, you misspelled plagiarism ;)

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    7. Re:The half-cheating alternative by shish · · Score: 1

      I vaguely remembered it from a fortune, so yeah, sort of plagiarism :)

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    8. Re:The half-cheating alternative by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Sounds easier to actually write the paper the honest way.

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  12. Re:Easy 90% fix. by randalx · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Then all you have to do is read and understand the the paper you bought. Seems like this would be a lot easier than reading the entire book and doing an original paper.

  13. 5 days?! by Raul654 · · Score: 1

    Pfft. Last year, I had a class in verilog. We would be given modules of his code (he would write the RAM, for instances), and we would have to write a module to interact with it (a cache, for example). His code was so damn buggy, THE NIGHT BEFORE one of the projects was due, he sent out no fewer than 6 major corrections to his code. I would have *killed* for 5 days notice.

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  14. Re:Easy 90% fix. by uberTr011 · · Score: 0, Insightful

    You've made a very good point. However, understanding a paper about a book you don't understand is difficult to fake. Try it.

  15. finding cheats easy too by Ev0lution · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My wife teaches at a university, and each year many of the first essay assignments she sets are copied straight off the internet, maybe with a bit of cut'n'pasting but often just a straight copy. We spend half an hour Googling phrases that the students were unlikely to have written (look for the long words!) and i'll bet we find 9 out of 10 sources. A written warning and a lecture from the head of studies and the problem is solved until the next year. Maybe 1 in 10 are smart enough to cover their sources so we can't prove they cheated, but, hey, that almost counts as research... ;-)

    1. Re:finding cheats easy too by BluhDeBluh · · Score: 1

      Fact is, you'll only find lazy cheats. I have plenty of friends who take papers off of the internet and rewrite them into their own work in a few hours rather than the days it takes to compile your own work. It's very simple to do.

    2. Re:finding cheats easy too by Shawn+Parr · · Score: 3, Interesting
      My wife ran across something similar while teaching at a community college. One of her students turned in an essay about the wrong topic, that wasn't really complete (ended suddenly).

      I happened to notice that when the student printed it, she had left the URL on the bottom of the pages, she had just printed straight out of Internet Explorer.

      I'm not sure which is worse:

      1. The Plagerism
      2. The fact that she was too lazy to see if the paper was complete
      3. The fact that she didn't even try to cover up the fact she did it.

      The worst part is that the school policies stated very strict repercussions for such acts, however the administration didn't actually follow through on any of them.

    3. Re:finding cheats easy too by Ev0lution · · Score: 1
      Sure, we'll only find the lazy cheats, but after the first round it's one strike and your out - and the students know it. If you're caught then you're deregistered from the module, and if that happens you have to repeat the year, no exceptions.

      So to 'cheat' they have to carefully combine multiple sources, rewrite the sources in their own words, and to do that they have to think about the topic. And that's just what they are supposed to do...

    4. Re:finding cheats easy too by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      doing that means that they need to understand the concepts written about, at least to some extent... its learning... simple as that

    5. Re:finding cheats easy too by gosand · · Score: 2, Insightful
      My wife teaches at a university, and each year many of the first essay assignments she sets are copied straight off the internet, maybe with a bit of cut'n'pasting but often just a straight copy. We spend half an hour Googling phrases that the students were unlikely to have written (look for the long words!) and i'll bet we find 9 out of 10 sources. A written warning and a lecture from the head of studies and the problem is solved until the next year. Maybe 1 in 10 are smart enough to cover their sources so we can't prove they cheated, but, hey, that almost counts as research... ;-)

      My wife has taught at university too (French). She can tell when someone uses an internet translator for large amounts of text. Come on, we know that babelfish isn't supposed to make perfect translations, and we have seen the funny results.

      If they do use one, or buy a paper off the internet, they fail the course - no questions asked. They are told, up front and several times in writing, that if they do this they will be caught and they will fail. And they still do it. It is amazing. Usually a quick trip to google for some phrases will uncover the source, but sometimes it is more subtle. Even if she knows that they cheated, unless she can prove it they get away with it. But those things usually take care of themselves. They will cheat again and again, and eventually get caught. Or they will just not learn anything. It is kind of tough to pass a course without learning anything.

      The only time I somewhat cheated in classes was when I had to retake a class. The instructor was a hard ass, and required a certain percentage AVERAGE on the tests. On one test, he refused to grade it on a curve, and it was really hard. I failed, as did about 80% of the class. The problem was that my percentage on that one test knocked down my average such that I couldn't pass the class (C or better in major). So I had to retake it. Because of scheduling conflicts, I didn't retake it until a year later. There were several people in there that were in it the first time I took it. When he handed out the first programming lab, I caught the other guys smiling too - the same ones. He used all the same programming labs. I didn't cheat, because I used my own work, but it is amazing how much cleaner your code is once you already have a working version of it. It is also amazing how much easier a class can be the second time you take it. I almost got a perfect score for the entire class.

      It has always been odd to me that people would cheat so much. They would put a lot of effort into it, and it was a constant struggle to keep up with it. It is funny to me that knowledge, even in something you aren't interested in, is avoided. I wonder if this is a by-product of our quick-fix culture, or if this affects other countries as well.

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    6. Re:finding cheats easy too by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Out of curiousity, where does she teach that cheating such as that isn't an instant fail (or ejection?) That's the case on my campus (University of north carolina at charlotte)

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    7. Re:finding cheats easy too by Ev0lution · · Score: 1
      She teaches music at a middle-ranking University in the UK. Instant expulsion for cheating is fairly rare here - depending on severity it's usually a warning and zero marks, which is probably enough in itself to keep you from the top degree classification, or a course fail forcing you to retake the year. The latter, with an extra year of tuition fees and student loans, is a severe financial punishment for an 18-year-old, so it's usually kept for particularly serious or repeat offences.

      However, the University my wife teaches at takes the view that this is too harsh a penalty for new first-year students who have done something stupid in their first few weeks at university; better a public telling-off and a lesson that they (and other students) hopefully will remember, rather than screwing up their University career at the first step.

      At the risk of being Offtopic, the really sad thing is that some students have obviously learned in school that Google is a good place to go for their homework, and carry that on at University...

    8. Re:finding cheats easy too by Finuvir · · Score: 1

      It has always been odd to me that people would cheat so much. They would put a lot of effort into it, and it was a constant struggle to keep up with it. It is funny to me that knowledge, even in something you aren't interested in, is avoided. I wonder if this is a by-product of our quick-fix culture, or if this affects other countries as well.

      I studied like a madman, and then when I was taking the tests, I knew all the answers. It's like a whole new kind of cheating!

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    9. Re:finding cheats easy too by fizbin · · Score: 1
      Out of curiousity, where does she teach that cheating such as that isn't an instant fail (or ejection?) That's the case on my campus (University of north carolina at charlotte)
      You know, I TA'ed at a school that supposedly had an absolute, "you cheat, you get expelled" policy. (JHU) And yet, despite occasionally very blatant cheating (don't be stupid enough to copy answers from someone sitting in front of you when you saw the TA's writing down who was sitting where when the exams were given out), we never pulled that particular trigger. Why? Because it's a royal PITA to get a student expelled. (Why? Because they fight it, and they care much more about staying in school than you care about some idiot who didn't even have the sense to change variable names)

      What we would do, however, is given them a 0 on the exam, and explain to them why we were doing it. This would almost certainly result in an F for the course, but no one ever fought us on it - if they had, they would have been forced to face the full stated consequences of cheating. So I guess the "no cheating" policy was extremely useful, even if we never made use of the theoretical consequences. ...And then there are those schools where new Assistant Professors are reprimanded for reporting student cheating based on such "sloppy" evidence as two students sitting next to each other turning in identical exam papers, complete with the occasional identical wrong answer... (*cough*Harv*cough*)
    10. Re:finding cheats easy too by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      I've noticed this seems to be the official policy almost everywhere, but implementation of it is a different story. Even when a student has been caught cheating multiple times and should face expulsion, they are usually given the chance to withdraw and not have any cheating offense noted on their proverbial permanent record. This is, of course, to make it easier for the school so they don't have to go through the trouble of expelling someone and all the legal mess it can involve. I'd be willing to bet there are few schools that not only have a zero tolerance policy on cheating but that actually follow through with it in all cases.

    11. Re:finding cheats easy too by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Funny
      My father recently retired from teaching high school. Although he taught in the maths and sciences (with many an interesting tale of cheating there) his best plagiarism tale comes from a coworker who taught French. We will call the teacher Mrs. Smith, and the student Billy. Names have been changed to protect the amusing.

      Billy was to write a brief essay on some topic--I forget what. A few paragraphs. No big deal, right?

      Billy didn't hand in the essay all term. Mrs. Smith allowed him repeated extensions, hoping to get Billy to turn at least something in. Billy performed poorly on tests, but survived some of the assignments, probably through the assistance of his fellow students.

      Mrs. Smith fully expected Billy to wash out during the exam, but was willing to give him every opportunity to get his act together. Finally, on the last day of French class, Billy proudly presented his paper, then dashed off to his next lecture.

      After the exam, Mrs. Smith sat down with Billy.
      "Billy," said she, "I'm a little bit concerned about the paper you handed in."
      "Really, Mrs. S? What...what seems to be the trouble?" Billy plays it cool.
      "Well, I'm a bit worried that it might not be entirely your own work..."
      "Why would you think that?"
      "For one thing, the language seems awfully advanced in places. I'm wondering if you perhaps had some help for parts of it...?" Relief bloomed on Billy's face. He was saved. He had an out.
      "Well, yes, Mrs. Smith. I did..um..have someone help me..put a few words down...but I pretty much wrote it."
      "And then there's the second thing. The paper is in Spanish."

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    12. Re:finding cheats easy too by rpillala · · Score: 1

      I taught 6th grade for 2.5 years and in that first .5 we had science projects in the 4th quarter. One of the kids photocopied something out of an encyclopedia and it had the author's name at the end and everything. Later she didn't understand what the problem with that was. Another poster said that college professors bear part of the responsibility for allowing copied papers to pollute academia. He also said those people should be teaching elementary school, and maybe they are.

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    13. Re:finding cheats easy too by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Another fine example of technology giving with one hand and taking away with another.

      Ironic that the Internet makes it easier to cheat, and to catch cheaters.

      More proof that technology is often quite socially neutral.

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    14. Re:finding cheats easy too by james11111 · · Score: 1

      What happens when the students put their entire collection of essays on the internet, anonamosly? That must be quite embarassing for you.

    15. Re:finding cheats easy too by BillX · · Score: 1

      Maybe 1 in 10 are smart enough to cover their sources so we can't prove they cheated, but, hey, that almost counts as research... ;-)

      "The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." - Albert Einstein

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  16. Better 95% fix by boots@work · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If universities are concerned about cheating, they should give more weight to exams, where it is harder to cheat.

    Exams alone put too much weight on memorization and performance under pressure, rather than research and long-term thought.

    Therefore, tell people ahead of time what the broad area is, though not the specific topic. Let them bring in a few pages of notes, but those notes have to be submitted with the exam.

    1. Re:Better 95% fix by JamesKPolk · · Score: 1

      And that's why I don't care about degrees when evaluating prospective employees. I don't care how well you memorize things and work without reference materials.

    2. Re:Better 95% fix by MoonFog · · Score: 1

      I agree to a certain extend, BUT.. For classes such as programming classes, I feel I can't show just how good of a programmer I am by writing something on paper in 2 hours. A 2 hour written exam is just memorizing a shitload of stuff, but do you really LEARN what you're memorizing? I know people who's read a book the night before an exam and done pretty well, but they haven't learned jack shit..

      I prefer to have assignments during the year to see for myself what I know and what I need to lear as well as proving that my programming is up to par. I've never cheated, not on an assignment and not on an exam, cheaters will get exposed sooner or later.

    3. Re:Better 95% fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's why I don't care about degrees when evaluating prospective employers. I don't care how well you evaluate my resume, if you're looking at it at all, you're not dumb enough to pay me enough.

    4. Re:Better 95% fix by farnz · · Score: 1
      How about open-book exams? I did them as part of my CS degree in the Perl, Java and data structures modules.

      No Internet access, but you can bring in any books, notes, and other materials (excluding computer materials). You have access to the appropriate language reference guide. You've no idea what the actual problem set will be, and thus you can only really bring reference material in; people who know more are at an advantage because they spend less time consulting references.

    5. Re:Better 95% fix by boots@work · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You can't do anything useful in two hours? I think if you're a good programmer, it ought to be possible.

      Doing programming exams on paper is pretty pointless, but that's a separate problem. Do them in a computer lab. Some examiners might want to cut off net access.

      What could you do?

      - here's a small problem. write a solution.

      - here's a mid-size program. find the bug in it.

      - here's a large program. add a new feature.

      - here's a large problem. write a design document on how you'd solve it.

      Now certainly assignments during the term can be useful to give feedback, and they're good for that reason. But giving them more weight than say 20% is just a bonus for cheaters.

    6. Re:Better 95% fix by MoonFog · · Score: 1

      I never said I couldn't do anything useful in two hours, my point was that having a 2 hours PAPER exam in programming is pretty useless, which you yourself stated. So it's not a separate problem, it was my point. If we would be able to use a computer on the exams it would be rather different, but it's not like I have a choice to do programming exams in a computer lab, I HAVE to do them on paper if my college says so..

      I don't agree with 20% being max, cheaters will find their way, even on exams. I just feel I get more out of assignments than exams, but that is perhaps just me.

    7. Re:Better 95% fix by boots@work · · Score: 1

      Oh, OK. Sorry I misread it.

      Making people program on paper is pretty lame.

    8. Re:Better 95% fix by winwar · · Score: 1

      Actually, if universities are concerned about cheating, they should actually give more weight to enforcing their academic code. As in, actually encouraging its enforcement. But they could probably not stand the outcry (or the revenue loss.....)

      I have taught at the university level (temporary position) and talked to others who have. At the the University in which I taught, I could not fail or give a student an "F" for cheating-I had to refer it to academic affairs. In most cases I only strongly suspected cheating so there wasn't much point. It was easier to give a poor grade-the grade they earned rather than confront them.

    9. Re:Better 95% fix by MoonFog · · Score: 1

      It's pretty fucked up yes, but I do understand one reason for it. If you sit there during the exam and you bump into a part of the code that won't compile properly, you do risk sitting there trying to debug that code for a long time when in fact the amount points deducted from your overall score is smaller than the points you loose by spending too much time on it.

      It is in general pretty lame though....

    10. Re:Better 95% fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      performance under pressure

      I dont understand. Isn't real life performance under pressure? One aspect of a higher education should be to teach skills needed in life. Thus, I can't see anything wrong with stressing performance under pressure.

    11. Re:Better 95% fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Universities should definitely enforce their so-call academic integrity code.

      I go to grad school at Santa Clara University. If you get caught cheating there (at least in the School of Eng. anyway) you'll fail the class and will be automatically expelled. I know Univ. of Illinois also expells students on the first infraction. (I don't know if that changed though)

      I say just kick them out - if they can't learn by their own initiative that's their problem. I've personally see people skirt the system by cheating and it makes me sick. Then again, the teachers really didn't give a shit or even care.

  17. I bought this SlashDot post off a former poster by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 5, Funny
    And it only cost me a reasonable $20! Here's my new business plan:

    Write "Insightful" SlashDot posts for losers

    ...

    Profit!

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    1. Re:I bought this SlashDot post off a former poster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gah. If they're (the Slashbots, that is) not willing to pay for their music or their movies, then why should they ever want to pay for "insightful" posts? Especially if these are available for free. I believe the trolls have a database of highly moderated posts somewhere, for instance.

    2. Re:I bought this SlashDot post off a former poster by burns210 · · Score: 1

      You must have bought the silver subscription, the premium subscription upgrades you to the "???" step 2.

  18. Re: Easy 90% fix. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Insightful


    > Then all you have to do is read and understand the the paper you bought.

    Don't ask them to regurgitate a summary of the paper; ask them to motivate something they purportedly said in their paper.

    > Seems like this would be a lot easier than reading the entire book and doing an original paper.

    Yeah, I qualified it as a 90% fix because I know it isn't perfect. But if you're clever you should be able to fine-tune it until cheating and still passing is almost as much work as not cheating is.

    Meanwhile, you've tricked them into learning something about the subject matter in spite of there worst intentions...

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  19. Turnitin.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The ONE thing that really pissed me off about turnitin.com is that it gives your paper a "rating" on how many quotations you have, how common those quotes are, how many "similar" papers have been turned in etc, and it send the teacher a report that basically says whether your paper has a "green," good rating, eg you PROBABLY didn't cheat or improperly cite something, or "red," if it thinks you're cheatting.

    Can someone tell me how a "green" to "red" rating can really tell a teacher whether or not you're cheatting. Its impossible to get a "green" rating, unless by chance you write something so unique, so original that no one has ever done anything even slightly similar to it. Has anyone ever heard of paraphrasing? Do you have any idea how easy it is to take someone elses work, change the sentance structure here and there and then turn in what appears to be an original piece?

    Better than that, many of my classmates have found ways to completely fool the site by placing huge chuncks of their papers in quotations, when submitting to the site, and then removing them when they turn in the printed copy to the teacher.

    1. Re:Turnitin.com by jabberwocky_rt · · Score: 1

      What the... I know this is WAY off topic, but I logged in when I posted that, why does it have me as an AC?

  20. You are BUYING them ? Really ? by nickol · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I do not know much about term papers and other things like that in English, but in Russian there are thousands of them in the Internet. For free.
    Hordes of students are downloading them in huge amounts that allows the site owners to sell not papers themself, but advertisement only. How do they get it ? Easily. Students nowadays are writing they papers using computers, so it is not a problem to share their work. Also some sites provides more detailed information - the name of the college(s) and of the professor(s) where the paper appeared, and grades it received.
    It is a big trouble indeed. I do not have a diploma myself, but when I am in duty of interviewing young people looking for a job, I can not trust their diploma.
    However, these papers have a lot of useful information that could be used.

    1. Re:You are BUYING them ? Really ? by hughk · · Score: 1

      It is never a good idea to trust a diploma anywhere except as evidence that somebody has passed through the system. Even in former times, people would copy papers and take passages verbatim from textbooks.

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  21. It's regrettable... by whimsy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That people have this attitude that "it's a waste of time," "he thinks its my only class!," "it's just too much work!," etc. My best experiences in undergrad were when I had a huge workload, knocked everything out, even the bullshit work, in incnredible fashion, and reveled in it sleeplessly the next day.

    Word to the wise: this is how the real world works. No, it shouldn't be the way it goes, but it is. In upper division hard sciences and math, I pissed away more time googling for examples online that were like problems I was doing than really learning them sometimes. I paid for these times. Bide your time, do your work, but most importantly, carve out at least 5-10 hours a week for side projects you really enjoy. In an 18 credit semester where I was taking PChem, researching 20 hours a week, taking a 2 credit lab (read: 6 hours in lab, 4 hours writing lab reports, and I work quickly), I still had time to work on a software project, do sculpture, AND go out with my slacker buddies like it was my job. You. will. always. have. bullshit. work. Learn to live with it and quit bitching about the system; it's not some nebulous entity that's out to get you.

    1. Re:It's regrettable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      People like you are the reason us normal goddamn lazy folk aren't able to get by. Is it terribly unreasonable to expect a workload that allows me to spend time contemplating life while I'm actually living it?

      Go work yourself to death somewhere else, I don't want your rat race around here.

    2. Re:It's regrettable... by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      You. will. always. have. bullshit. work.

      So long as people like you are in charge, this will undoubtedly be true. I'm just hoping that someday we identify the gene that makes folks like you tick, then unleash a retrovirus upon the population to remove it from the race permanently.

      Perhaps then the point of life will be to live it, rather than work yourself to death because others insist that you do so and make it their business to see that you do whether you want to or not.

      Max

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    3. Re:It's regrettable... by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      Hear hear. Shit, I hate being broke, but I also hate being confined to a desk and having to work around arbitrary 8-4, 9-5 schedules.

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    4. Re:It's regrettable... by servognome · · Score: 1

      My best experiences in undergrad were when I had a huge workload, knocked everything out, even the bullshit work, in incnredible fashion, and reveled in it sleeplessly the next day.
      There's something about that "high" you get when you are in a time crunch. My senior year I took 20 credits/semester (all upper division material science courses) including senior design project. Not sure what it is, but when you are in a sleep deprived time crunch, you function in a machine like daze.
      Part of it I think had to do with the fact I was actually interested in all the classes. In my freshman english courses I would just half-ass my essays (didn't care enough to even cheat). Senior year I was motivated and interested in completing my solid state chem and transport homework, I was actually *gasp* having fun learning.
      I do have nightmares about forgetting going to class in college and not graduating. I think in part to having overextended myself that last year (I did have times when I was so busy I forgot to go to a class, luckily no missed tests). Do those ever go away?

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    5. Re:It's regrettable... by whimsy · · Score: 1

      Nobody's stopping you. I've lived on wage slave money before without a degree and might do so again. $400/mo rent, $400/mo food adds up to 9600/yr. Do it right and you don't need a car. That's plenty of money for wahtever tyler durden shit you have in mind, no slam intended. If you'd rather not change the world, work your 40 hours/wk at $10/hr, make your 20k/yr pretax, and enjoy the remaining 128 hrs/week. It's your call.

    6. Re:It's regrettable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats not been my experience. I worked hard doing the things I wanted to study in college (and making it through the few manadatory art/english courses) and started my way at the bottom of the ladder and, becuase I was smart and and resourceful enough, made it to a place where I am very happy about my life and my work.

      Its usually the people who say "life sucks" that are the ones who aren't resourceful or smart enough to make it through life and want to share their misery with everyone else.

      Make the right choices to begin with and you will not have these problems and don't let the misery of others bring you down.

    7. Re:It's regrettable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit. Well here's my experience, I work part time ~20hrs but sometimes I'm there a little longer and classes part-time 6-8 credits. And with that I am always in a time crunch. I would find myself trying to pull all-nighters 1-3 times a week to try and get my math homework done or write a paper. What happens to me is I just seem to run out of juice, eyes glaze over, brain quits making connections and I just kind of fade. Add more caffiene, I don't fall asleep, but I also can't effectively solve problems. I make more mistakes and slow down. Then I burn out. Last semester I failed all of my classes. I ended up too tired and ineffective. I felt like a zombie, present in body only.

      I admire what you can do. It's way beyond what I can do. I'm a lot older now, trying to go to college for the first time. I used to be able to push myself hard when I was 18, living for days on coffee and ramen noodles and still get tons of stuff done. But not anymore.

      If what you listed is the requirement to get by, then myself along with what I suspect would be a great many others, don't have what it takes to get through to the finish line. Maybe I should cheat. It's not like honesty, integrity, and hard work get you anywhere. Like others have said, companies work you to death and then replace you. Loyalty and hardwork are rarely recognized and rewarded. It seems like the choice is either to cheat, take amphetamines, or fail.

  22. Re: Easy 90% fix. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    > That's great in theory, but a little impractical. This system would require the teacher to re-read each student's previous paper (or maybe she has a really good memory), and then read the exam

    Just write down an appropriate exam question for each student as you grade their papers.

    > and then somehow maintain impartiality when grading.

    That's tough no matter what you do.

    > A better system would be to mandate severe penalties for cheating and make frequent examples of people. All too often I've seen people who cheat, get caught, and get a slap on the wrist (even in university).

    And I've seen students get kicked out of a university over cheating, but all the studies indicate that it's still rampant.

    I suspect that lots of cheaters (and criminals, spies, politicians, etc.) think they're too clever to get caught. Or perhaps don't ever think about the consequences at all.

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  23. information and understanding by rjdegraaf · · Score: 1

    This shows that a paper is not a hard 'proof' you master the subject.

    I allways felt that writing a paper is just reorganisation of known information, no understanding sometimes is required and is often far from creative.

  24. Slashdot should use this! by kraada · · Score: 1

    Maybe it could weed out all of the dupes! :)

  25. When I was in college... by Savet+Hegar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    several of the teachers subscribed to a lot of the websites where you can buy term papers and reports.

    While this doesn't stop the people who pay to have one written for them, or the ones who do a fair amount of tailoring their "store-bought" essays, it at least helps eliminate the stupid cheaters.

    I actually enjoy reading, so in my opinion, it's a waste of time and money to buy your reports when you learn so much more by doing it yourself. Not to mention the fact that you know you earned your grade honestly.

    I actually feel sorry for the people who short themselves by not doing the work themselves.

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    1. Re:When I was in college... by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      I actually enjoy reading

      There's a difference between enjoying reading, and enjoying "The Great Gatsby" or "Ulysses" (now there's a author on drugs if there ever was one) or my personal most-hated book of all time, "The Scarlet Letter". One can enjoy reading, yet thoroughly despise the books that English professors think are 'classics'.

      Max

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    2. Re:When I was in college... by cammoblammo · · Score: 1
      Here's a thought whch occurred to me when you said teachers also subscribe to these sites.

      Many colleges may have clauses buried deep within their constitutions which the students agree to at enrolment, giving the college all rights over any material produced for the institution, including run of the mill assignments.

      Come up with a fairly new and original question for your students. Make sure you keep copies of all such essays submitted (even better, require the student to submit two copies.)

      Watch the websites and see how many essays appear answering that particular question. Match them up with the essays submitted ... and sue the offenders for copyright violation.

      Either that, or sue another lecturer somewhere for stealing your question.

      Damn, must take my -- insert name of IP insistent brainwashing evil corporation here -- brain implant out..

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      Cogito, ergo sig.

  26. It may very well be time to re-evaluate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...the importance of college. Middle American society is now at a state where college doesn't mean anything over just having completed some education. My college sociology class (jeez, that was 6 years ago now) touched on the phenomenon of credential inflation, wherein baccalaureate degrees become increasingly meaningless because everyone's got one.

    Really, the glut of colleges in the US makes attending one the duty of anyone who wants a decent job. Students go to college out of a perceived need for the result, so small wonder that most of them want to do as little as possible in their time there.

    In one sense it mimics the situation in east Asia where companies will hire any student who's gone through a good college; once you make it there, it behooves you to do just enough work to graduate, and spend the rest of the time unwinding (ok, partying) from the stress of having had to pass the entrance exams. Take the entrance exams out of the equation and you still pretty much have the same deal -- kids coming out of high school with more freedom but even less sense of purpose.

    From my college experience, it's apparent that students in liberal arts majors (not sciences or engineering -- class by themselves there) really have to try to fail, in order to fail. That doesn't mean self-sabotage so much as willful negligence of requirements. It's my humble opinion that failure to attend class with semi-regularity, to turn in homework at all (not necessarily on time), and to be in class on exam days really requires a conscious effort. More than likely its conscious reallocation of time and resources to such noble pursuits as binge drinking or playing Everquest.

    I think it could be time to nudge the bar of standards up, and get a handle on which students actually care enough to do the work. If there wasn't this giant push for everyone to complete college, the smaller number of college-educated people could actually make decent salaries. We've kind of lost the incentive -- now instead of going to college to get good jobs, we go to college to not get bad jobs. Hell, I'm going to grad school to get a good job. I often feel that I'm wasting my youth on it, but being as free of the machine as possible is a pretty strong motivator.

    My case for bringing apprenticeship back and giving it some respect is still fairly strong. However, overcoming the five-year itch culture is an entirely different matter which would fill volumes.

    1. Re:It may very well be time to re-evaluate... by Tarwn · · Score: 1

      The problem with raising the bar for students is if the colleges (public and private) raise the bar to the type of level you suggest, they will not make as much money.
      Universities, at least the portions that make decisions on admissions and such, have become businesses. They do not want to cut down the population to those that want to learn or want to be there for higher learning in a specialized field, they want every last body they can shove in the door without hurting their own statistics.

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    2. Re:It may very well be time to re-evaluate... by cammoblammo · · Score: 1

      I remember a few years ago some 'futurist' on TV was predicting that in 30 years everyone will need a PhD to get a job, even menial, unskilled work. I thought it was load of toss. If I'm employing a cleaner, I want them to be proven in the art of cleaning, not something I'm likely to never have heard of.

      Having said that, I agree with your post. I did an Arts degree, with majors in philosophy and Australian Studies. People ask me what I got. I answer 'A B.A. Bachelor of Arts? Yes. And Bugger All.'

      Having said that, I got a far better education than a lot of the people who went there to get jobs. I know an electrical engineer who can sign off on the safety of an aluminum smelter, but only because the electrician who has actually been into the plant room says it's okay. He wouldn't have had a clue, and he freely admits it. After ten minutes talking, he seemed to think I'd be able to pick the job up in a day or two.

      And knowing anything about the world in which he lives, don't even start.

      He's not the only one.

      I'm afraid degrees are now seen as a ticket to a salary than anything else. And as a result we're seeing more and more drones being regurgitated. The sad thing is that these people are supposed to be our visionaries and community leaders.

      But as always, those jobs will go to the people with vision, work ethic and determination.

      And I've got bugger all of that, either.

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      Cogito, ergo sig.

    3. Re:It may very well be time to re-evaluate... by kidgenius · · Score: 1

      From my college experience, it's apparent that students in liberal arts majors (not sciences or engineering -- class by themselves there) really have to try to fail, in order to fail. That doesn't mean self-sabotage so much as willful negligence of requirements.
      As an engineering student in my last semester, I applaud you for that statement. It is amazingly true. But, I think that there are a few individuals out there that actually have to try to keep from failing in a liberal arts course. Thouse, they don't make up the percentages of those degrees like the engineering students do. One example. I took an upper level communications class to satifsy some cross-major credits, and we were asked what our proudest moment in life was. The answer by one of the students? Getting back into ASU after failing out.
      One of my friends was telling me that they were reading an essay about Harvard and there was a problem there that didn't exist in the past. Today, there are many, many more students graduating with honors than there used to be. It's almost as if the degrees are being watered down and made easier. The essay went on to say that the 'A' is not the grade you start at and move down, but you should be started and the 'C' and move yourself up. So, if this is happening at Harvard, just think what goes on at your local public college.

    4. Re:It may very well be time to re-evaluate... by Vlion · · Score: 1
      In some countries, the C is where you start, and you work your way up to the A.

      Re the grandparent:
      Yes. Liberal arts classes seem to be easy. In
      general, I've been able to drift though mine if I wanted(I usually don't),
      unless its my foreign langauge classes. Then its much work.
      But honestly, I think most of English Lit, Art
      analysis, philosphy, etc, is mostly just spew. Anybody could come up with it after a few minutes thought.
      History is a honest liberal art- its tied to reality.
      Music is a difficult and time-consuming subject.
      Music analysis may be bull, but playing music takes
      >>2 hours of day of practice at the college level.

      The soft sciences such as sociology are a little more strenuous,
      in terms of study, than most liberal arts. And of course, as you move through the spectrum,
      the workload increases, until you hit Engineering.
      I know a Mech. Eng. who did something like 5-7
      hours of homework a DAY last semester. That's not
      easy not a free ride through college.

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    5. Re:It may very well be time to re-evaluate... by AlinuxNCSU · · Score: 1

      As a student who's majoring in both Computer Engineering and Philosophy, I have to take exception to your argument that liberal arts are easier than engineering classes. I'm a 4.0 student in my engineering major, but I struggle to keep above a B average in philosophy.

      That having been said, I agree that in general, grade inflation is a huge problem. My own grades surprise me sometimes.

      -Alex

    6. Re:It may very well be time to re-evaluate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (I'm the grandparent poster)

      There are certainly exceptions to the rule. I had a CS minor in which I had a 3.8 GPA over my classes, and in my major I had a 3.2 GPA.

      My question, though, is why have the second major in Philosophy at all? Also, you're not struggling to pass, but to excel to some degree. A C baseline may be easier than your expectation based on your experience getting a B average.

      YMMV, but you may find it a different matter if you were only majoring in the one and not the other.

  27. cheating by Blittzed · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Having been a professor for 4 years, it still amazes me to the length that students will go to, and the time they will waste in trying to get out of having to do the work assigned to them!

    One case in particular comes to mind afew years back where we set them an on-line tutorial to go through and answer some questions at the end. The questions varied, so this particular group spent DAYS going through the exercise and screen dumping all possible answers to the question, so they could answer any question given as an assignment. If they had just done the task given, it would only have taken them a few hours! I see similar examples all the time of students spending more time trying to "beat" the system, rather than just "extracting the digit" and getting on with it.

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    "They looked deep into my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined"
    1. Re:cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ah yes but beating the system usually guarantees a good mark and reduces the amount of lateral thinking required. If, as most people in college these days, you should never have passed high school, let alone had that 85% average, then you don't have the practiced skills or discipline to do it the right way.

      I believe it was Mark Twain who said,
      "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

    2. Re:cheating by BenjyD · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My favourite two were during my undergrad engineering degree

      - One girl got so carried away copying somebody else's problem sheet answers she copied the name off the top as well and handed it in with the other girl's name on it
      - For another problem sheet, several of the questions had been changed from the previous year's version. About 25% of the year still copied verbatim the answers from papers they got from people in the year above us, without even checking the questions.

      These people are probably running an oil refinery near you right now. Be afraid.

    3. Re:cheating by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 3, Informative

      Having been a professor for 4 years, it still amazes me to the length that students will go to, and the time they will waste in trying to get out of having to do the work assigned to them!

      It amazes me that people bother paying for such education in the first place! I mean, if you're not here to learn, why bother coming?

      I also teach, and my solution to cheating is to allow students to bring in 1 sheet of notes to tests. Write anything you want on it. I've noticed that many students spend a lot of time preparing that sheet than actually studying---but while preparing the sheet, they tend to read through the material, etc., and during the exam, tend not to use that sheet ('cause I'd never ask questions that just require a simple right-out-of-the-book answer).

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      "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

    4. Re:cheating by Blittzed · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the assignments in our units are always worth less than the exam... and that isn't open book. Unfortunately I have to agree on the "shouldn't be there" part: we do get a few of those.

      --
      "They looked deep into my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined"
    5. Re:cheating by server_wench · · Score: 1

      I used to do that for Calculus I classes, but even then, two students somehow got a copy of a draft of and exam from my locked office. They outraged when I told them they were to make an appointment to see the Dean when I handed the papers back. They had both answered a question I dropped and hadn't even read the problems. There was even an unrelated calculation and a phone number I had jotted in the margin.

      That is something I have never resolved, what to do about students (and faculty too!) who are determined to play the system or cheat instead of learning.

    6. Re:cheating by 3th3rn3t · · Score: 1

      Best one ive ever heard is about a student getting a PhD thessis, changing the name on it and re-writting the abstract, eventually handing it in as a MSc project.
      Of course he was caught since he had absolutely no idea on what the thessis was on plus he actually made spelling mistakes in the abstract, which is a very bad no no.

    7. Re:cheating by arose · · Score: 1

      "Beating the system" also sharpens problem solving and social skills.

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      Analogies don't equal equalities, they are merely somewhat analogous.
  28. MOD parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats a classic !

  29. why papers by slothman32 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Maybe I don't understand but why would someone take a class where they had to right a paper on Joyce? What purpose would the paper have? How would it help them later in life? If I can read a complicated book and write down what other people through history have said how will that help me with organic chemistry? If the degree has makes that class of "skill" useful but people are cheating anyways maybe that a problem with the system that makes grades more important than learning.

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    Why don't you guys have friends or journals?
    1. Re:why papers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      why would someone take a class where they had to right a paper on Joyce? how will that help me with organic chemistry?

      Because it might help improve your spelling? :-)

    2. Re:why papers by Kris+Thalamus · · Score: 1

      People spend large amounts of time engaging in non-vital activities in order to demonstrate that they are part of the leisure class.

      The three main fitness indicators that people examine to evaluate potential mates are: conspicuous consumption, conspicuous leisure, and somatic health.

    3. Re:why papers by BenjyD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >How would it help them later in life?

      Isn't it strange that all the posts making this point are badly written and badly spelt? Just by making the post the question they pose is answered.

      Just in case the poster doesn't get it: being made to read a book, think critically about it and then write a paper about it develops useful skills that you don't learn studying chemistry. It also helps to prevent "boring scientist" syndrome.

    4. Re:why papers by slavetrade55 · · Score: 1

      It also helps to prevent "boring scientist" syndrome.

      Except if the book you're reading happens to be written by James Joyce. I've seen RFCs that are more engaging.

      On the other hand, it's hard to deny that he was a smart guy; it just baffles me that people actually sometimes *want* to go through the punishment of reading him.

    5. Re:why papers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't think Joyce is going to improve your spelling...consider Finnegans Wake:

      "O here here how hoth sprowled met the duskt the father of fornicationists but, (O my shining stars and body!) how hath fanespanned most high heaven the skysign of soft advertisement!" (page 4, lines 11-14)
    6. Re:why papers by njdj · · Score: 1
      Maybe I don't understand but why would someone take a class where they had to right a paper on Joyce? What purpose would the paper have?

      You seem to believe that the purpose of education is to enable the student to get a good job and earn more money.

      For some people, that is not the main purpose of education. Some people take courses about writers like James Joyce because they are interested in the work of writers like James Joyce. Naturally, they are then happy to write papers about what they have read because these lead to feedback from a teacher, and further understanding of Joyce's work.

      In some universities, particularly in the USA, students who want to study (for example) chemistry or computer science are compelled to take courses about subjects in which they have no interest, in the name of a "rounded education" or some such concept. In my view, this has nothing to do with education. Nobody can really teach you to appreciate James Joyce, or Jane Austen; or to understand quantum mechanics or relativity (I happen to be a physicist). All a good teacher can do is guide you in the path of study, and provide feedback to clear up misconceptions or explain difficult points. The thinking and the studying can only be done by the student.

      Of course, these comments apply only to university-level education. At a more elementary level (the level at which one learns the difference between the words "right" and "write", for example), the student lacks the maturity to make sensible choices.

    7. Re:why papers by daniil · · Score: 1
      it just baffles me that people actually sometimes *want* to go through the punishment of reading him.

      I'm not saying that what you said is wrong or stupid or anything, but in my experience, most (if not all) of the people who give me weird looks when i tell them i've read Joyce, have never actually read any of his books or have only read an excerpt of Ulysses from the high school World Literature reader.

      The problem probably lies in all those piles of crap that has been written about Joyce. I bet all those academic types are just jelous that "the masses" have taken over most of their oh so sacred art, and most of these books and papers about Joyce are written solely for the purpose of scaring people and keeping them from reading his books :H

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      Man is a slave because freedom is difficult, whereas slavery is easy.
    8. Re:why papers by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      No I don't believe that college is only for getting a job but why should people have to do stuff like read Joyce that are unrelated to a job or life? I must not have phrased myself properly. Unfortunately I'm not that good at communicating through words.

      As I said if you want to read it fine but if you don't then you are cheating for a class you don't want nor need. Why would you not read it if you want to? I do know that even though thinking has to be done by students if you don't want to take the class you most likely won't "think" anyways. I know when I had to do stuff I didn't want I just "got it done" without learning much. When I wanted to do it I paid attention.

      I saw a related quote a while ago. It's says something like, "Even the most interesting book can be made boring by having the teacher assign it to homework." If you want to read it you will if you don't assigning it won't help, at least not for many people.

      About "right" and "write" I made a mistake. Nobody is perfect. At least I don't write in l337 speak.
      Considering that was one of two mistakes, that I know of, before spell-checking I think I did really well.

      --
      Why don't you guys have friends or journals?
  30. What the hell? by starsong · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I mean seriously, what the fuck? You're willing to build up an "immense collection" of other people's papers, skim them, synthesize the pieces and bolt them together like an origami Frankenstein, but not willing to READ THE DAMN BOOK(S) AND THINK FOR A WHILE? Seriously. It's easy. If you're really lost, look up some published scholarly papers on the subject and use them to give you ideas. THEN CITE THEM.

    You know all that droning on the professor did in class? All that stuff about "themes" and "tropes" and "methods of analysis?" Guess what. The professor has already given you the tools you need. Look at your notes, then look at the book. Then hit yourself in the head with either/both until you make the connection.

    In the humanities, as long as your argument (you do have an argument, right? as in a thesis statement?) holds water and is even remotely logical and grounded in the book, you're golden. Oh, and at the end you'll actually understand the subject, more than "a tiny bit;" as in, you'll be able to apply the things you've learned elsewhere. I hear there are still some idealistic flower-people wandering about who think that's the whole point of college. Damn hippies.

    Plagiarism is like cheating at solitaire. It's not even solitaire anymore. You might as well be throwing cards around randomly. Why the hell would you want to spend four years doing that?

    1. Re:What the hell? by MoonFog · · Score: 1

      A very good post, I agree totally. The grandparents idea appears to be just as much work as doing a proper paper in the first place. What I fail to understand is why do they create such elaborate plans to avoid doing the work, when it's quite clear they a) do not learn anything on the subject and b) is almost just as much work.
      Cheating doesn't pay off in the long run, if you don't know what you're talking about, the chances are an employer will find out pretty fast.

    2. Re:What the hell? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      Universities and professors are The Man.

      Stick it to The Man.

      --
      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    3. Re:What the hell? by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      As near as I can tell, all of those skills are now useless. Just excrete a book that's politically popular and get rich.

      Just look at "Arming America".

      --
      Democrats or Republicans. They are both taking us to the same place and they are not afraid of us anymore.
    4. Re:What the hell? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure where in the article you picked up the belief that I do this, although I do download term papers whenever I see them. I'm the type who wants to actually learn something, and I don't learn anything unless I actually have understanding.

      Plagiarism is like cheating at solitaire. It's not even solitaire anymore. You might as well be throwing cards around randomly. Why the hell would you want to spend four years doing that?

      Unless you're playing in a casino, Solitaire is basically masturbation on a certain level. Colleges, however, give you degrees, not just a sense of satisfaction. A degree can help you get a job even in a totally unrelated field. Even if you concentrate and get good grades in the pursuit of your degree you may find yourself using little or none of the skills you learned in its pursuit in your actual career.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    5. Re:What the hell? by starsong · · Score: 1
      Sorry for implying that you did; I missed your disclaimer the first time around. It's good that you want to understand. Although it does seem strange that you download term papers if you don't use them to cheat. If you're trying to learn from them, you may run into problems; student papers aren't the best source of concrete, well-reasoned information. It's much more effective to do it "the right way," even if it takes a few more hours at the library.

      A degree can help you get a job even in a totally unrelated field.

      So how does that make it OK to cheat? Because you might never see it again? So if I shoplifted a can of soup, but never consumed it, would that be OK?

      Colleges, however, give you degrees, not just a sense of satisfaction.

      This I really have to object to, because it's part of a larger movement I've run into which holds that any skill not immediately applicable is worthless academic "masturbation." I got a degree in physics, but took courses in film, literature and even classical Greek. And guess what. It made me a better physicist. It's all part of a giant body of human knowledge that can be applied in thousands of different ways, some of which you would never expect. The point of a liberal-arts education is that there ARE NO SUCH THINGS as unrelated fields. And it isn't about self-satisfaction. That degree you spoke of is supposed to mean that you got through on the strength of your own abilities and insights. If you (hypothetically) cheat, it's worthless. Even if you get a job with it. Even if your employer doesn't care that you cribbed a few papers on The Great Gatsby in freshman English. It's hollow, because what the degree really says is that you have demonstrated, consistently, that you can think for yourself. And if you cheat, it's just a lie written on expensive paper.

    6. Re:What the hell? by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
      So how does that make it OK to cheat? Because you might never see it again?

      Yes.

      So if I shoplifted a can of soup, but never consumed it, would that be OK?

      Non-sequitur. By taking a physical object, you deprive others of its value. By cheating a paper, you save yourself some time you can invest in a more meaningful way - without causing any collateral damage.

      That degree you spoke of is supposed to mean that you got through on the strength of your own abilities and insights.

      Which includes the ability to take shortcuts and cheat the System.

      If you (hypothetically) cheat, it's worthless. Even if you get a job with it.

      For an idealist maybe. But for a realist it's something that gives better chances on the job market, regardless how acquired.

      It's hollow, because what the degree really says is that you have demonstrated, consistently, that you can think for yourself.

      Deciding to take a shortcut, picking the proper method, and executing it in a way that doesn't get you caught doesn't count as thinking for yourself?

      And if you cheat, it's just a lie written on expensive paper.

      If it helps you getting a job, it fulfilled its purpose. The above-mentioned Great Gatsby becomes entirely irrelevant when it comes to debugging a circuit failing in high temperature test.

  31. in the time it takes to do this.... by Savet+Hegar · · Score: 0

    You could have done all of your research papers and had time left over to watch the porn you were able to download by not wasting your bandwidth downloading papers.

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  32. Why bother cheating? by sshtome · · Score: 4, Funny

    When you can just buy the damn degree! (itll take you 5 days).

  33. There you go, talking politics again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The Devil is often seen about town in a sharp looking suit."

    It's entirely off topic to bring our real President, Dick Cheney, into this discussion. You liberals are all the same.

    The reason we are called "the Right" is because we're right.

  34. I write term papers for people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I write custom papers for people and I don't feel bad for doing it! These kids are slackers with too much money on their hands anyway, and the way I see it most of them are in a tight spot with 3 papers due at once and no way out.

    If I can alleviate the high stress these students are dealing with (and pocketing a nice reward) then that's one less student jumping off a building because they failed their parents/peers overblown expectations of performance. You can not get through a 4 year program cheating at every turn - by the end you won't be able to defend your diploma with a decent intellect! Either that or you'll screw up the in class exams.

    Also, to those interested, writing custom papers is a great career if you like researching and learning new things. There is so much demand I get to pick and choose what essays to write and even if I make a grammatical or factual error I still get paid.

    1. Re:I write term papers for people by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Do your papers come with a disclaimer "for research only"? If so, are you willing to make them available to professors in a database that can be searched to catch students who are cheating by using them?

    2. Re:I write term papers for people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may think that you're doing something that is perfectly fine because it stops you from hating yourself, but the work that you are doing is wrong. You're part of the problem, but you'll never believe me because it's easier just to bury your head under the sand. Stopping kids from jumping off buildings, huh? Congratulations, you lifesaver you.

  35. Maybe the answer... by Xugumad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...would be to give out more original essay questions? Rather than telling students to do the same paper every other student at every other university is doing, have a little more creativity. Ask about more modern, ideally relatively recently released books. In the case of "classics", ask obscure questions.

    I did a degree in Computer Science, the only essays we had were on topics that were either relevant to that point in time, or were on lectures we had attended. Getting anything close online would have been next to impossible...

    Thoughts anyone?

  36. Re:Easy 90% fix. by littlem · · Score: 1

    Maybe the problem is using class papers for grading anyway. I'm not American, but my impression is that it's common to do only one or two essays a term, which then count towards grades. Far better to get practice with an essay a fortnight (though pity the poor teachers if it's a big class!) and then grading just from the exam. If students don't put effort into the term work then, that's their loss. Or, class papers plus a viva at the end of the year might do the job.

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  38. Re:This is not the worst kind. by Slurpee · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have also seen sites that advertise (for greater expense) to write papers individually for you

    I would bet that they don't really write individual papers. They possibly have a stash of papers ready to go, and just "individualise" them to some degree.

    Remember...what they are offering to do is ethically questionable anyway.

  39. HEH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At my old New Zealand High School, the teacher's lounge, on the the top floor of the admin block, was maybe 200 yards line-of-sight from the 7th form common room. We gutted and rigged up one of those el-cheapo wireless FM microphones (you know, the kind which let you broadcast to your own radio, etc) in the ceiling above the lounge, rigged with a booster and decent directional antenna, and recorded all the conversations from the room on an old reel-to-reel tape machine while we were in classes. The most important thing we discovered was that teachers are very boring people. Aside from the odd bit of school politic-related backstabbing, they generally talked about nothing that 17 and 18 year-old students wanted to hear.

  40. Re:This is not the worst kind. by random_culchie · · Score: 1

    I think if you are stupid enough to submit one of those papers without knowing anything about the subject there is a good chance you will be caught.
    If you are quized about part of the paper you are supposed to have written and can't answer basic questions... Well you deserve what you get..

  41. Plot Summaries by Detritus · · Score: 1
    Whatever happened to buying a copy of Cliff Notes or the Classics Illustrated comic book?

    Just the thing when you have to write a paper on some alleged classic of Western Literature. I've always felt that taking a literature class is like dissecting a puppy. You learn a lot about canine anatomy but you would rather have had the live puppy.

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  42. Re:This is not the worst kind. by rooijan · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, the author of the article did just this - she bought 2 papers on Gatsby, one pre-written and one written specially for her. (At an appropriately higher price, of course).

    The pre-written one was apparently pretty badly written (arguably like your average high-school student would write it), and the custom one was written with such excellent language that it was very well done. However, as she points out, most students can't write nearly as well as this paper was written, so in fact using an individually written paper could actually be more dangerous to the student in this case. As you say, a judgement on grades to determine if student X could actually have written the paper is needed here.

    Personally, I think it's quite an innovative bit of entrepeurneership from the websites point of view, but what kind of study skills does it promote? So you prove you can find the easy way out - remind me never to drive over a bridge you built after doing all your studying by paying other people to buy it for you...

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    Daar is nie 'n lepel nie
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  44. back the truck up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I allways felt that writing a paper is just reorganisation of known information, no understanding sometimes is required and is often far from creative.

    Music writing is all the same notes, just reorganized...you call that 'no understanding' and 'far from creative'?

    I didn't think so :) You'll need more proof, sorry.

    1. Re:back the truck up by rjdegraaf · · Score: 1

      You are missing my point: notes in music do not contain information by themselfs.

      The understanding part in music is not the organisation, but the type of organisation which is recognised and preferred by humans, especially types which give rise to suprise and other emotions...

      And creativity.... I do not know,... but just writings notes is far from it.

    2. Re:back the truck up by Jubedgy · · Score: 1

      Treat essays the same way. There are badly written pieces of music (*cough* Berlioz! *cough*) and there a well-written pieces of music (see anything by Dvorak). Likewise, an essay can be written badly or well. Try and make an essay engaging, thoughtful, and with substance and you will do well. Treat it as something where the only thing that matters is diction, spelling, and grammar, and you won't do as well.

      I always tried to entertain the reader (and I'd make references to things I referenced in previous essays in the class...easter eggs, if you will). Sure sometimes I'd miss the mark and get a B, but whether that happened or not, I still pretty much enjoyed the experience, chortling to myself over the little jokes and twisted logic I'd put in it.

      Don't get me wrong, I complained as loud as anyone about having them assigned, but I made the best of a bad situation.

      --
      Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis hebes
  45. Re:This is not the worst kind. by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

    That is nice enough but you still have no guarantee they did not simply download it off the internet them selves. And you also have the same fundamental problem of not knowing head nor tail of the subject come exam time. Of all cheaters I pity the ones the most who are so dumb they copy some other guy's paper word for word as opposed to using several papers as roadmap for composing their own cartload of fresh, steaming and fragrant BS.

    "There is a sucker born every minute"

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    Only to idiots, are orders laws.
    -- Henning von Tresckow
  46. Just do what we do... by ImaLamer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At my school (some of) the text books often times have an advertisement for turnitin.com on the backs of the books (composition class text books). This lets you know day one that the teachers are aware of this service - and makes you aware such a thing exists too.

    Problem is however I once was looking up something on the Windows 2000 architecture and noticed a site had the same word for word definition of "kernel" as my book. So I googled the exact phrase.

    Seems there were 100+ sites using the same exact definition. Well, by looking at the pages I noticed they all had the same author. Basically the page was on 100+ free hosts (and a few paid hosts).

    Well, I wondered who copied it first. Was the book the original or the website? After further investigation I found out our books are made in India. Likely it was the same person writing the book and decided to make a web page out of his work. Then I stumbled across someone who claimed to work for the company writing the books and he said the deadline for the books is 20 days!

    You must write a book on Cisco routers in 20 days too! Well, Sybex should sue the book writers because they not only stole text but diagrams right from their CCNA texts. Our Novell Netware book said that ARP was responsible for name-to-ip address resolution too!

    Extra mod points to the person who can guess which crappy school I'm stuck at...

    Hint: The text books are written by NIIT.

    1. Re:Just do what we do... by orin · · Score: 1

      Stephen J Gould wrote something about this. He found examples in Biology Textbooks where a particular (and unusual) comparrison was made - I think it was to the Eohippus. The comparrison was false - no one would make it.

      He found this unusual comparrison in the vast majority of texts - showing that even many writers were regurgitating earlier works - right back to 1912.

      The point is that this is not just a problem in "cheap" textbooks - but can influence more expensive texts as well.

  47. Re:Easy 90% fix. by CountBrass · · Score: 1

    That used to be the system here in the UK: only the final exams count. However it was changed a few years ago (well OK about 20) to be a mix of coursework and exams. The driver being that exams test two things:

    • 1. You're knowledge of the stuff.
    • 2. Your ability to do written exams.

    The idea of doing a mix of both is to reduce the impact of your ability to do written exams (well or not).

    Personally I think it's quite a good idea: both the exams and the coursework is both internally (across the department within a school) and externally moderated (by the exam board across all schools doing that course).

    --
    Bad analogies are like waxing a monkey with a rainbow.
  48. Copyright Infringement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If a teacher submits a student's original paper to turnitin.com, doesn't that violate the student's copyright on the paper? (I believe turnitin.com stores the student's paper indefinately to check future papers against.)

    1. Re:Copyright Infringement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Most of the time you don't retain copyright on works you submit for assesment (Its in the fine print), so in all likelyhood its no longer your copyright but the university's, and they can do what they want with it.

    2. Re:Copyright Infringement by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      If the paper is plagiarized, the student doesn't really own the copyright. As far as the teacher is concerned, if the paper is legit, this is clearly "fair use" from the perspective of education; in fact, it's use is only educational in this database, since it's not actually being distributed to (or read by) anyone and is only being used to further a legitimate educational purpose. So, in short, the answer is no.

    3. Re:Copyright Infringement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It is "fair use" for the teacher to check your legit paper against the database; it is NOT fair use for turnitin.com to add the paper to their database and use it to make money.

      turnitin.com is making money off the intellectual paper of millions of students.

    4. Re:Copyright Infringement by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      I don't think so. They are making money off of providing an educational service, and those papers facilitate that service. I suppose it's arguable either way. I never supported the idea that copy centers couldn't make a reasonable sum selling course readers which are clearly within fair use bounds; I would think this case is even more clear since the papers as stored in the database are not actually being read or accessed as copyrighted material. But in any case, none of this applies if the paper is plagiarized :)

    5. Re:Copyright Infringement by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Make it a requirement of the class that you provide a license to the teacher to do so.

      Copyright problem solved.

      Sure, the student can refuse, but the teacher can then refuse to give the student a grade.

      --
      Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
  49. My paper on Ulysses by DrHyde · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Ulysses is unreadable, illiterate crap".

    There, what more need one say about that awful book?

    1. Re:My paper on Ulysses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends if you're trying to pass a course or not...

    2. Re:My paper on Ulysses by rfc1394 · · Score: 1
      "Ulysses is unreadable, illiterate crap".

      There, what more need one say about that awful book?

      A lot more was said, when it went on trial:

      Ulysses is not an easy book to read or to understand... The study of Ulysses is, therefore, a heavy task... It is brilliant and dull, intelligible and obscure by turns. In many places it seems to me to be disgusting...
      - United States v. One book called 'Ulysses' , John M. Woolsey, United States District Judge, December 6, 1933
      --
      The lessons of history teach us - if they teach us anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.
  50. erosion of quality by lutefish · · Score: 5, Interesting
    IANAL, but I am a university professor of English. Admittedly, I have the advantage of teaching thousand year old books at a world-class university, which definitely narrows the options for 'buy em' papers to be submitted, but beyond that, avoiding/catching the 'purchased paper' all comes down to proper teaching. First, one can always assign particular paper topics: what sort of cow-town university assigns a paper, even for Freshman intro to composition, on 'Gatsby' without providing further guidance - themes and topics discussed, already, in class, issues examined and developed throughout the class, etc. This in itself gets rid of the ex nihilo aspect of purchased papers: 'gatsby as hero', 'gatsby as anti-hero' don't hack it when you've been discussing 'daisy as hero' or 'novels of social disfunction', for example.

    If you do choose to give students freedom in choosing paper topics, which I prefer, at least know your students and their work. Although it can be more problematic in large survey/lecture classes, somebody should know them and their abilities - you, TA, GSI, somebody. Again, the relevance of the paper to at least some of the ideas discussed in class is an obvious tip-off, as is a comparison to the students' interests exhibited in previously submitted work. It's not hard to spot a purchased paper, at all, if the professor/teacher is doing their job of teaching properly. 'Book reports' and cliffs' notes at the university level? Pah.

    All of which brings me to the point of my rant - this kind of stuff only happens at institutions that employ crap teachers. Not necessarily lousy universities, but ones that permit shoddy, sub-standard teachers who should be teaching elementary-school english to pose and parade as 'professors'. Even with a 4/4 brutal teaching load at a large public institution, this kind of thing is simply a non-issue for teachers that actually work at it, rather than treating academia as if it were some sort of sinecure. It's an ivory tower only if you let it be, and if purchased essays are proliferating throughout academia, it reflects far worse on the professors who are too thick and lazy to preclude such submissions (or identify them, without google or a paid service, on the strength of their knowledge of the student and his/her work), and the institutions employing them, than students, of whom there will always be a few willing to try and cheat their way around substandard interest, intellect, or discipline. /rant.

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    Amor omnia vincit. Occasionally.
    1. Re:erosion of quality by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      sub-standard teachers who should be teaching elementary-school english

      Yeah, that's what we need: a bunch of bitter, pissed-off ex-university professors trying to shove "Gatsby" down some 9-year-old's throat. What, do you hate kids or something?

      Max

      --
      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    2. Re:erosion of quality by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I also teach at a large public institution, and I don't think the cheating is that bad either. It is much worse at the more prestigious research universities. I once had a rash of cheating -- this was blatant plagiarism from websites -- from U Michigan students at a summer course I taught. I got to talk with a few of them after they were caught and they said that it was simply rampant where they went to school and that teachers there never catch them cheating. I can say at my university it happens a lot but there are a lot more professors trying to catch it, and the most blatant and stupid stuff, like copying websites verbatim, is usually caught. Funny thing was most of the students I talked to about it saw cheating as a legitimate way of getting ahead, and some even said the risk was worth it and they would do it again in the same situation -- this is after getting caught! Somewhere along the line they are learning values that suggest that cheating can be a worthwhile risk to take in order to move forward.

    3. Re:erosion of quality by winwar · · Score: 1

      Well, it may also happen at Universities that don't allow Professors to discipline students for cheating but rather require it to be reported to the University. That significantly increases the workload-especially in only likely cases. Of course those same Universities may give no guidance to adjunct/part-time Professors on how to deal with cheating either...

      And having taught at a large public University, cheating is rampant. If you allow collaboration, it will devolve into cheating.

    4. Re:erosion of quality by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      What's the largest class you've had to teach? It is much harder to catch cheating when you have 100 or 150 papers to go through for a single class than it is when you have 20 papers to go through.

      And does your institution back its teachers? A friend of mine told me after his grad student teaching seminar at a large state university that he was told that if he intended to count attendance toward a grade, he'd better have students sign their own attendence sheets - because if he just takes a roll in his own attendance book, it will be his word against the students'!

      Most plagiarism isn't a matter of simply stealing a paper whole cloth from a website - it's a matter of stitching together paragraphs taken from online sources into a barely coherent sequence. [Note that this would apply to a class on Xenophanes as much as to a class on the Great Gatsby.]

      Students then try to claim that this methodolgy constitutes "research" - no matter how many times and how many professors have explained that it doesn't. Students also try to claim that the only definition of "plagiarism" that matters is what they've been told in a specific class - as though what they learned in Composition 101, for instance, doesn't apply to a seminar on the *Defensor Pacis* taken 3 years later.

      Most of the professors who use Turnitin.com don't use it to identify cheating - they use it to provide third-party evidence of cheating, beyond stylistics and their own sense of what the student is capable of producing - because those criteria are perceived by outsiders (often inlcuding their own administration) as purely subjective ones. In this kind of environment, the only way to "convict" a plagiarist is to document the fact that the student has had plagiarism explained to him (and that he's signed the explanation!), and to document the source of at least 75% of the paper under dispute.

    5. Re:erosion of quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Students at more expensive universities tend to threaten with a lawsuit when accused of cheating. If the institution is wary of these sorts of things they may over-ride the instructor.

    6. Re:erosion of quality by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      at least know your students and their work

      That's the real point here. In a properly run class you might be able to get away with cheating ONCE.

      It really comes down to teachers knowing their students, and discussing their work.

      All of which brings me to the point of my rant - this kind of stuff only happens at institutions that employ crap teachers.

      Yep. I once had a freshman writing seminar where every single thing I turned in for the entire semester got a B-. To this day, I'm still not sure if the guy actually read anything I turned in or not. I certainly refuse to believe that the quality of my work didn't vary throught the course of an entire semester. I think he just looked at me on the first day and said "B-".

      But there was really nothing I could do about it. A paper with 6+ hours of work into it would get the same grade as a paper I started writing three hours before it was due.

      I 100% agree with you.

      --
      Life is too short to proofread.
    7. Re:erosion of quality by the_ed_dawg · · Score: 1
      I also teach at a large public institution, and I don't think the cheating is that bad either. It is much worse at the more prestigious research universities.
      I understand completely. I am at Purdue for my Ph.D. after getting my undergrad from the University of Arkansas. Cheating is very commonplace in the undergraduate courses here. No one knows why, but I have a few suggestions (YMMV):
      1. Students are trying to meet parental expectations. Many students who get into "prestigious" universities at the undergraduate level are given unrealistic expectations.
      2. Grading by "the curve" promotes competition between students. Sometimes, that extra equation scribbled on the desktop can make the difference of a letter grade.
      3. Because so many people are cheating, many others simply believe that it is necessary to compete.
      The fact is that we didn't have a cheating problem in the EE department at Arkansas. Sure, there were a few people that everyone knew cheated. However, the overwhelming majority of people followed the rules. From talking to seniors here, it's unbelievable some lengths people will go to get ahead.
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      There are two types of people: those prepared for the zombie apocalypse and those who will be eaten.
    8. Re:erosion of quality by wikdwarlock · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, this is one of the most articulate /. postings I've read.

      Err....werds are teh sux0r!! OMG UR ghey!!!!!111one

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      "I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." -Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear
    9. Re:erosion of quality by grimner · · Score: 1

      shoddy, sub-standard teachers who should be teaching elementary-school english

      You seem to have it a bit backwards. The average elementary school teacher is BY FAR a better teacher than the average college professor. Unlike college professors, elementary/high school teachers are actually taught how to teach. Unfortunately the arrogance of the university system allows professors to teach with absolutely no training. But hey, they have PhD so certainly they can teach. Right?

    10. Re:erosion of quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > What, do you hate kids or something?

      Well, I sure do!

      Hey Maxy Boy! You seem to want to come off as being clever or something, but your posts betray your utter lack of intellect and comprehension of (well, anything much).

      Just another slashdotter running off at the mouth.

      Give it a fucking rest!

    11. Re:erosion of quality by Echnin · · Score: 1

      Now I don't teach at a university and catch plagiarists, but my mom does. And she talks about people being excluded from all public Universities in the country (Norway) for an entire year when being caught cheating. Latest story she told me was about some idiot who had copied 85% of two assignments straight off the Internet, got a bad grade (without anyone realizing it was plagiarism), and complained about it. Stupid fuckhead got my mom on the complaint commision, haha.

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      Lalala
    12. Re:erosion of quality by e40 · · Score: 1

      I am reminded, when I read your last paragraph, of parents who say "my kids never do XXX, that's other people's kids!"

      Yeah, right...

    13. Re:erosion of quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to want to come off as being clever or something, but your posts betray your utter lack of intellect and comprehension of (well, anything much).

      Isn't that the spirit of Slashdot, though?

    14. Re:erosion of quality by snStarter · · Score: 1

      I'd like you to support this assertion. I'm assuming you've taught under these conditions? What IS the maximum number of students you've met on a weekly basis. Could you have told if they had submitted purchased term papers? What action would you have taken if they had?

      It's a great rant, but like so many it's totally unsupported with anything related to fact.

      I would encourage you, however, to make a better case which I would read with interest.

    15. Re:erosion of quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'novels of social disfunction' You're a professor of English at a world-class university and you cannot spell dysfunction correctly?

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  52. Congratulations by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    And today's award for Most Gratuitous Segue Into Politics Most Of The World Doesn't Care About goes to....

  53. Learning has no cheats by noidentity · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If the goal is a good grade, the issues mentioned are relevant. If the goal is to learn something, there's no substitute for spending time learning it. Keeping this in mind, the usual idea of cheating can be understood as a confusion of these two issues. There's no way to cheat the learning process, and the grading process is just an algorithm which gives useful feedback to the student when the input is constrained to a certain domain.

    1. Re:Learning has no cheats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if the assignment, by some objective standard, is a pointless assignment? If the student will learn nothing from doing the assignment the right way, why not cheat?

    2. Re:Learning has no cheats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The grading system also provides feedback to future employers. That, usually, is the point.

  54. Drafts and Oral Examinations by Potor · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I worked at a Belgian University and our program used to catch many cheaters (although some no doubt went undetected). Our method was simple: students had to hand in drafts as the semester wore on, and many professors would make an oral examination of the paper part of its evaluation. You cannot speak convincingly of something that you did not write.

    One professor had an even more radical method: he would only allow students to write about books that had just appeared, and the students had to structure their essays around specific questions that the professor posed. Impossible to get around this, unless you hire someone to write it to spec.

    cheers, potor

    1. Re:Drafts and Oral Examinations by maxpublic · · Score: 3, Funny

      You cannot speak convincingly of something that you did not write.

      Politicians do it all the time.

      Max

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      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    2. Re:Drafts and Oral Examinations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. There are plenty of smart students who simply don't like doing the work. Given the paper and a bit of reading (still beats spending the time to read a book and then write the essay), they can generally make an outline of the paper's arguments and talk about it just like their own. A few minutes at www.sparknotes.com usually helps students as well.

      Forcing students to take classes they didn't otherwise want to take and then the arms race that academia participates in to stay ahead of the students results in a continued decreasing quality of the course for those who wanted to take the class.

    3. Re:Drafts and Oral Examinations by Potor · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I accept that you disagree, and that your reason is good. I simply think, however, that you have only looked at one small aspect of a paper.

      Have you ever sat an oral examination? The point is not to 'riff on a theme', but rather to be pushed to the point of your ignorance, which is basically how an oral grade is determined.

      When a student is examined orally concerning a paper, the prof goes well beyond questions of content: the arguments are extended into new terrain, research methods are inquired into, methodology and structure are investigated, and so on.

      I guess one can always try to bluff, and even be successful at 'owning' the argument. But to be convincingly responsible for the text in its many aspects beyond mere argument, well, that's a lot more work. And difficult.

      Moreover, I agree completely with your characterisation of the academic arms race. That's what's so nice about the system of which I am speaking: rather than relying on technology to suss out cheating, the prof can use his own intelligence through the dialectic of the exam. And if cheating is suspected, then the prof can later seek evidence (or simply fail the student objectively for having a weak grasp of the paper, if the oral component of the grade is large enough).

      cheers, potor

    4. Re:Drafts and Oral Examinations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turning in drafts doesn't neccassary work. I know some people who type their final drafts in Word and continuously correct, retype large parts of their paper. Whenever a draft is required, they introduce errors and unpolish their work. It's quite concievable that the same could be done with a paper they bought.

    5. Re:Drafts and Oral Examinations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      those students should not have gone to college.

      trade schools, tech schools etc yes.

      but when you go to a university/college, you are saying: "Yes i do want to take these classes that dont really matter ;)"

  55. given the tons of garbage on the net by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Given the tons of garbage on the net, and how half the search topics give you 10,000+ blogs, clan sites, message boards, etc, if you can actually discern between the right info and the bullshit, then IMHO you already knew enough to write the paper on your own.

    As a random example, if I were to write a paper about the crusades, based on info on the net, I'd be faced with a deluge of conflicting information. I'd have to discern between posts and pages by people who knew their stuff, and bogus pages and posts by gamers who got their facts from games like Lionheart.

    And I doubt that any professor would appreciate if I handed in a paper saying that Richard Coeur de Lion (Lionheart) opened a rift to hell and unleashed demons upon earth. And then allied with Sultan Saladin to fight them off.

    Hey, it's in the game Lionheart, so it must be true.

    Or: were the crusades started really by Peter the Hermit, to free the holy land, or was it all the Pope's plan to help the Byzantine Empire against the Turks? Would the crusades have still started if the Byzantines weren't starting to take a beating? You can find both points of view presented as historical fact on the net.

    Or: which crusade conquered and sacked Constantinople? Was it the fourth, the fifth, or which? And why did that happen? Again, you can find the most conflicting information on the net.

    A lot of it is simply conflicting historical data, because different chronicles back then had different biases. But about 75% is simply people taking out of their ass. Just because, you know, it's the Net and you can publish _anything_.

    It gets even sadder when it's about programming. Every burger flipper can get hired as one, and God knows every other of them has got to re-publish on the net some "cool tricks" he's found on the net. Half of which don't even work, or are "optimizations" which actually make the program run 10 times _slower_.

    So basically it seems to me safer to just read the book and do your own research. By the time you're actually competent to discern the gold from the bullshit on the net, you've already done your research and are more than competent to write your own paper.

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    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
  56. You have it wrong by rblancarte · · Score: 1

    The onus is on the teachers to prove you are a cheater, not to prove you are doing nothing. Schools have policies on cheating, and professors/teachers have to follow them to make a case against a student that he or she is in fact cheating. They checks they make are to verify the validity of your work, and find things that could show that your work is not falsified or copied.

    And your cop analogy is just way off base.

    RonB

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    It is human nature to take shortcuts in thinking.
    1. Re:You have it wrong by m1kesm1th · · Score: 1

      The other guys explanation is better than yours and more accurate. He essentially paraphrased your feeling about it, that you are re-explaining.

      Proving innocence is nigh on impossible. An absence of proof that they are guilty, is not proof they are innocent. Differentiating between the two is important.

      Your 'innocent must undergo tests to make sure they are still innocent' is redundant, but I do appreciate the point you are trying to make.

      You're illustrating that essays and suchlike are far easier to obtain now and that unchecked papers are potentially 'guilty'. Which I agree with totally, though I prefer to regard them as checked and only guilty when evidence is obtained. Of course, there are always the ones that may be obvious, but never caught.

  57. Re:Easy 90% fix. by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    Good idea; I may use that. The thing is, where I work (large state university), most of the students who cheat just copy their shit right off the web and it's that easy to find. 10 seconds in google and your college career is over. You really think it's worth the risk? Well, for at least 5-10 students per year (out of the 300 or so that pass through my courses in a year), the answer is apparently yes, and that's just the ones I've actually caught. I suppose all cheaters can't be that stupid but so many of them are that proposals like the above are beside the point.

  58. Actually... by ArbiterOne · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I visited UCSD recently, and it is possible to legitimately buy exams, lecture notes, and past papers that people have written through a student-run office. Since they mentioned it in the tour, apparently it is widely used. However, it is also immediately obvious when a student has copied, due to the limited subset of papers available. Wouldn't this be a better solution than being Nazistic about it?

    1. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was in college the Air Force ROTC detachment had what they called a "test bank". Cadets would put their old tests and homework into a filing cabinet for later classes to look at. Not a lot of English Lit stuff, mostly EE and basic engineering. There were a few teachers who had issues with that kind of thing, but they never let their tests out of their sight. You'd get it back for review with a grade on it and you could ask questions, but you had to turn it back in to the prof before leaving.

      In high school the driver ed teacher made us save all our homework throughout the year and turn it in again at the end of the year. Anything that was missing at the end of the year got a zero.

    2. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just harsh (the driver ed class.)

  59. turnitin.com: wholesale copyright infringement by Anonumous+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    From turnitin.com:

    All work submitted to Turnitin is checked against three databases of content:
    [...]
    3. Millions of student papers already submitted to Turnitin.

    So the teachers commit copyright infringement by submitting their students' works to turnitin and turnitin commits grand scale copyright infringement by copying, preserving and capitalising on "millions of student papers" without the students' permission. Great business!

    1. Re:turnitin.com: wholesale copyright infringement by Yosemite+Sue · · Score: 1

      This is modded "Funny", but this is actually one of the arguments that some students have been using against Turnitin!

      As a faculty member at a large university, I am still not sure if it will be worth the ill-will that comes with requiring students to submit their assignments to Turnitin ... :-/

      YS

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      "Arrr! The laws of science be a harsh mistress." -- Bender
    2. Re:turnitin.com: wholesale copyright infringement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, I had to sign a form giving TurnItIn permission to archive my papers.

    3. Re:turnitin.com: wholesale copyright infringement by Aerion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So the teachers commit copyright infringement by submitting their students' works to turnitin and turnitin commits grand scale copyright infringement by copying, preserving and capitalising on "millions of student papers" without the students' permission. Great business!

      By submitting their papers to Turnitin, the students agree to allow Turnitin to use their papers in such a manner.

      Furthermore, you can't view any papers submitted to Turnitin unless you are the author, you are the author's teacher, or you have obtained written permission from the author. I know this because I submitted a rough draft and a final draft to Turnitin, and it flagged my final as being 67% identical to another submitted paper (the rough draft), but wouldn't let me view the other paper until I could prove that I had permission. I thought that was kind of strange, considering that I was using the same account for both papers, but it's nice to know that not just anybody can read what you submit.

    4. Re:turnitin.com: wholesale copyright infringement by Hans+Lehmann · · Score: 1
      Even though I don't like the idea of students cheating, I dislike the idea of turnitin.com even more. I manage a web server. It contains (to the best of my knowledge) no plagerized material. Nevertheless, I refuse to allow turnitin spybots to have access to my server. The following lines in /etc/sysconfig/iptables do nicely:
      -A INPUT -s 64.140.49.66 -j spybots
      -A INPUT -s 64.140.49.67 -j spybots
      -A INPUT -s 64.140.49.68 -j spybots
      -A INPUT -s 64.140.49.69 -j spybots
      -A spybots -j REJECT --reject-with icmp-port-unreachable
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      09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
    5. Re:turnitin.com: wholesale copyright infringement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except, when the prof is the one submitting.

      they student sure didnt.

    6. Re:turnitin.com: wholesale copyright infringement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or not so much...you can judge for yourself based on turnitin.com's http://www.turnitin.com/static/legal/legal_documen t.html/ legal information page, in which they more or less address compliance with FERPA, COPPA and copyright law.

  60. like it matters by maxpublic · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Unless you're getting a degree in Literature then a required course which insists that you read "The Great Gatsby" or "Ulysses" for a 'well-rounded education' is just another way for the university to soak money off of you while keeping otherwise useless staff on payroll. If I were a student today I wouldn't be terribly concerned about the ethics of the situation, since I'd see this as the university bending me over and giving me a good reaming while I was trying to learn the stuff that would actually be useful to me post-degree.

    Although I always got A's on my papers. My failing was that I had a hang-up about the laughable ethics of selling papers, and so missed a prime opportunity to make a bundle selling my work to athletes and frat boys. If I could go back and do it again, you can bet I wouldn't miss that opportunity a second time.

    Max

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    1. Re:like it matters by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Here in the UK, degree courses are much more focused: computer scientists study purely computing, with no additional requirements for three or four years. Some courses offer electives, so that you can choose to study outside your main area a little.

      Personally, I was glad of the opportunity to do a few humanities electives in the final two years of my engineering degree, even though they required more work than the equivalent engineering courses would have. In day-to-day life, the elective subjects (politics, economics) are far more useful than distillation column design.

  61. However by rblancarte · · Score: 1

    Hell, it doesn't even have to go this far. Let's say that you did read the book, or the cliff notes and understood enough to pass a test. If you submitted a purchased term paper, your writing style would be so much different on a quiz/test essay. You would seriously be an idiot to do something like that. Someone would catch that. Especially when graders are trained to look for just that thing.

    RonB

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  62. a hack to fix a broken system by Stalyn · · Score: 1, Insightful

    college is not about learning its about paying for a piece of paper that says nothing. we live in a society where this piece of paper means more then the person who owns it. students go to college because society tells them too. if you do not go to college there is something wrong with you. your parents tell you to get good grades but you dont know how to 'think' because public education has failed you. so you pay for a paper or steal one under the slogan "this class doesnt matter". what does matter is getting a degree so you can get a job and consume. the universities are focused on making money, they have become a private industry. they hire sub-par professors who are products of the very same system. they assign papers and the students cheat. the professors try to eliminate cheating by treating all their students as potentinal cheaters. this only weakens the already fragile relationship of teacher and student. learning becomes a less of a goal in the classroom. its the student trying to pass and the professor trying to get paid. and in time people will forget that colleges had anything to do with learning. its just a place you go because you have to or there is something wrong with you.

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    1. Re:a hack to fix a broken system by Jubedgy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To paraphrase the great Tom Lehrer: Schooling is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

      IAAPEUSC (I am a publically educated US citizen)

      I didn't really have a problem with my public education. It taught me to think critically and along the way I learned some pretty neat stuff. If people want to slide through without putting any effort in, they shouldn't be suprised they aren't getting anything out of it. Education is a two-way street, you can't just sit around and have a teacher tell you how to think for yourself, you need to practice it as well. Hence they assign homework, papers, etc... People who cheat are really just cheating themselves and not the system.

      For the most part, I've seen that there is a separation later in life, that those who sat around doing nothing, learning nothing, tend to be overshadowed by those who put forth an effort.

      Really, the system here in the US isn't so bad as everyone makes it. It's kind of geared toward the lowest common denominator, but there are plenty of opportunities to get ahead. The failure (IMHO) lies in the parents. If kids aren't participating in school (by participating I don't necessarily mean answering questions in classrooms, rather I mean learning to learn, or learning to think), I tend to believe that that means the parents haven't given the kids the right priorities.

      Naturally, the case could be made that perhaps parents aren't raising their kids right for fear of repercussions (legal or social) of actively telling their kids what they should and should not do. I think that would be a much more valid complaint than the more popular "our public education system sucks!"

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    2. Re:a hack to fix a broken system by Stalyn · · Score: 1

      I got a 2.45 gpa in high school but I had a 1200 SAT. So I learned something during high school just not in school. Also I went to a pretty poor high school. Normally the poorer the community the poorer the public education system, since schools are funded via property taxes. I saw how bad public education is and its in a terrible state. When you treat creative individuals as just social security numbers they turn into numbers. We have developed a system that presupposes a couple of things..

      1. Everyone learns the same.
      This is obviously false.

      2. Intelligence is determined by test scores.
      This is false

      3. You can treat a person like a car and put them on an assembly line and have knowledge 'welded' to them as the go down.

      Individuals are more like plants. They need individual and specialized care. However this means more teachers which means more money. And we do not have enough money and/or are not willing to pay for an adequate public education. In the United States we have chosen defense over education and the results are obvious. A bunch of ignorant people with too many weapons.

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  63. Re:Easy 90% fix. by severoon · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yea, I have to agree with you. Talk about lazy students...how about pointing out the lazy teachers? I only had a few teachers up through high school and only ONE professor in college where these rip-off papers would have worked.

    For one, my high school teachers quizzed us in two different ways. One, our ability to analyze a story, as in term papers, in-class essays, etc. Two, our ability to read a story. Usually this was simply a daily quiz on what we were supposed to have read the night before hitting several factual minor points that no summary would include. We were told this would be the case, and we were told ahead of time that we should read with a notebook open and take notes on anything we thought might be covered (we were free to use our notes on the quizzes). Some teachers that used this technique didn't want to waste class time so they'd give us the quizzes to take home. They still worked really well.

    Some teachers didn't like this because they thought it overtly communicated mistrust to the students. Instead, they opted for the multiple draft process for term papers. No paper was simply written and handed in. It was drafted, corrected by the teacher with suggestions, handed back for rewrite. This process would usually go three or four times, and you'd be asked to analyze how your thesis applied to specific small events in the book, again, not covered by any summaries. By the time you were done writing the paper, if you had tried initially to avoid reading the book you eventually had to go into it pretty deeply. Using the custom-written papers on these rip-off sites would cost several thousand dollars, one custom paper per draft. (And how would you communicate with the paper writer what they were supposed to do? Would you fax in the first draft with all of the teacher's margin notes?)

    Finally, there was a teacher who I did not personally have but taught in my high school that required students to compose one essay per reading that was more or less primarly composed of direct quotations strung together. This sounds silly, but it was a very good way of seeing if your thesis held water against the actual text of the book. At the beginning of his course, something like 90% of the theses handed in were rejected and rewritten because it would be painfully obvious that the student didn't have a clear idea of what the author was saying (after all, not a lot of interpretive wiggle room when it comes to using direct quotes).

    Yet another technique, the in-class creative essay. The teacher would simply ask the students to write an essay that compared/contrasted some element of two specific readings. Try to do this based on cliff notes of both works and you'll see it doesn't really work that well...the success of this kind of essay requires a knowledge of the texts more intimate than summaries provide.

    These are just the ways I've actually had teachers ensure that students read the material. I could probably think of a dozen more if say, oh I don't know...it was MY JOB. What exactly are we paying teachers for if they can't solve this fairly simple problem?

    Having said that, I will say that I have used what I considered to be ethical techniques that my classmates did not consider ethical (though I doubt my professors would have had a problem with it). I found it works particularly well for philosophy courses for some reason, but I see no reason why it wouldn't work just as well in literature for most people. Before I read anything for a particular college level philosophy course, I'd go to the library and do some background research on the philosopher, what he thought, what he was trying to say, and then do the same kind of research on the particular work itself. This way, I'd know what all of the later philosophers, professors, and graduate students thought about various aspects of the work. I found this much research was often sufficient to gain a true understanding of the material without having to read the material itself, which was very useful when I was in a ti

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  64. Re:This is not the worst kind. by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
    I had one student copy an essay directly off a website that was a plagiarism website, and the paper was one of their free samples. So it showed up in google, and he was instantly caught. I probably catch about 5-10 students a year plagiarizing off the web to varying degrees, but this was the most blatant I've seen. I don't know how many students are willing to pay for this sort of service but when someone's writing is mediocre at best on other assignments and suddenly is flawless for a paper on a topic they seem otherwise clueless about, the alarm bells start to go off.

    The really sad thing is the number of students who try to justify cheating, even after they've been caught.

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  66. I bought this SlashDot post off a former poster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And it only cost me a reasonable $20! Here's my new business plan:

    Write "Insightful" SlashDot posts for losers

    ...

    Profit!

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    Now give me my A* dammit! :-)
  67. Cheating = by product of capitalist system by blahplusplus · · Score: 0, Troll

    Again folks cheating is a by product of the almighty dollar, welcome to capitalism 101.

    Where people compete for the best jobs/marks, you can bet many people are not going to get their on merit alone. Even assuming one legitimately got through the system. The quality of teaching and what is being taught varies so widely (even in countries that have 'good education'). Rich or popular people are especially 'favored' in academia, your marks are as good as as much money you're willing to throw at the school in question. Many teachers know that money has too much negative influence in higher education. But when the sole purpose many people pursue it is for money - you've got two competing contradictory interests at work.

  68. Re:Easy 90% fix. by cammoblammo · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I think anyone that thinks they'll get away with a paper they found through Google deserves to fail. Come on, if you're that stupid I can't see how you deserve to actually graduate.

    When I was at College we discovered a pretty simple system. Now the staff weren't the brightest --- in fact, most of the students in my year already had degrees, whereas some of the staff hadn't even finished High School. Great teachers, bad academics.

    Anyway, we'd be given a book to read, prescribed by the syllabus. If the teacher was new on staff, chances were they hadn't read it. If they had been there longer and had read it, it would have been so long ago it didn't matter.

    We came up with a guaranteed system to pass those book reviews.

    1. Read the introduction, and copy out a good little anecdote or quote.
    2. Read the last chapter, finding another quote to use.
    3. Read the blurb on the back, mainly to find out what the book was about.
    4. If you were gunning for top marks, read the write up about the author. Make sure you relate something of his or her experience in the essay.
    5. Write the essay, making sure you explain both quotes and above all, agree with everything. If you disagree, the staff member may actually have to read it themselves in order to judge your argument.
    6. Aim for the lower word limit. If you need to use the whole thing, well, see the previous point.
    7. If you're having trouble with the essay, come up with a reason for handing the thing in late, and get an extension. People who do this will never be failed, beacause the staff are so happy you got the thing done.

    The problem those of us with degrees had was that we simply couldn't do that. We were trained to go in boots and all, and none of those essays were hard. But funnily enough, the system worked better than hard work and thinking.

    Great staff, though. In that situation, being around people with real life and trade experience was a worth a lot more than reading a book none of them clearly cared about.

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  69. Censorware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    What's really annoying is that while Googling for some background information on a news story (OK, I was surfing) while at a Fortune 500 company, a juicy hit was at a term paper repository. But the site was blocked by the corporate firewall! A potentially valuable trove of information is being cordoned off automatically to a percentage of Internet users because schools are still modeled upon "reinvent the wheel". This particular corporate firewall was fairly forgiving, too. The only other sites that I had tried to get to that were blocked were lottery info sites and some conspiracy articles on totse.com.

    Schools should be teaching and testing rhetoric. England forbade the teaching of rhetoric to all a few centuries ago, to prevent the masses from gaining too much power, and the trend has continued ever since worldwide.

  70. Oh the Irony by FryGuy1013 · · Score: 1

    I don't know why, but I find it ironic that the only paper I ever cheated on in High school or college was the paper on Great Gatsby my Junior year of high school. Damn that book sucked and I didn't understand it at all. I didn't copy/paste the entire paper, but I was very liberal with reading another person's paper and just changed a lot of the words. Even re-reading it again and having a teacher explain it to me a second time didn't help. I guess I'm terrible at reading and getting meanings that are embedded in three layers deep. I ended up doing my paper on the symbolism of colours in different areas meaning different things, or something like that. Good thing I've paid off that bad karma by now (hopefully at least).

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  71. Blatant plagiarism by cammoblammo · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I've got more blatant than that. When I was in college a guy in the year below me asked for some help on an assignment he had. It was a report on an out-training exercise, which I had done the year before. The guy was struggling, and I'm a nice bloke, so I agreed. He wanted to look at the assignment I did, so I gave him a copy of it.

    I never really trusted the guy, so I asked a couple of friends in his year to keep an eye out for the assignment (it had to be presented in class). Sure enough, after the presentations they came straight to see me with the class copyt of his assignment.

    It was identical.

    When I say identical, I mean identical. I had used the ugliest, most garish template MS-Works (it all seems so silly in retrospect) could give me (the staff rewarded heavy use of dialogue boxes and 'general creativity.') The mastheads, the page borders and everything were the same.

    And the text was definitely mine. My friends were tipped off to the problem because it even sounded like me speaking. They knew he couldn't have done it.

    The funny part was, though, he'd used correction fluid to blank out our names (I did it as a joint project) and every occurence of 'us,' 'we,' and so on throughout the piece and replaced it with his handwritten name and appropriate pronouns. He popped it into a photocopier, and his essay was done.

    I immediately went to the staff member responsible for these things and she just about had a heart attack, not least because of the ugly template. She started an enquiry, and it turned out every piece of work he'd done up that point had been 'written' the same way. He quietly resigned from the college a week later. Not so much as an apology for those of us he'd ripped off. He still maintains that he did the work.

    Great teachers, lousy academics. Not such great police, either.

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    1. Re:Blatant plagiarism by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 1

      The funny part was, though, he'd used correction fluid to blank out our names (I did it as a joint project) and every occurence of 'us,' 'we,' and so on throughout the piece and replaced it with his handwritten name and appropriate pronouns. He popped it into a photocopier, and his essay was done.

      At least he had some sense.

      Many years ago, in some written test at primary school, one particularly enterprising person decided to copy my answers as I wrote them, peering over my shoulder. Unfortunately, he was a bit over-enthusiastic in what he copied, and put my name at the top of his paper as well.

      I think the teacher must have peed herself laughing when it came to marking said tests...

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    2. Re:Blatant plagiarism by rainer_d · · Score: 1

      > Unfortunately, he was a bit over-enthusiastic in
      > what he copied, and put my name at the top of his
      > paper as well.

      I had a classmate who had prepared a cheat-sheet for a German class-test.
      Back then, we were using individual class-test notebooks that were handed out at the beginning of the test and collected at the end.
      So he hid the sheet in that - and forgot to take it out after the notebooks were returned !

      Guess what, it popped out when the teacher flipped through his notebook.
      He failed in that test and was given a letter to his parents for them to sign.

      I never cheated that badly.

      Rainer

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  72. Here is what I used to do by digitalgimpus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I took a bunch of free hosting accounts, plus my personal site. And posted my papers online. Sometimes each word in the paper linked to another copy of the paper (which did the same thing).

    So when the paper's due date had enough time to let me pull this little prank... it was normally never returned to me.

    A few times the teacher exempt me from what was a terrible paper, simply because they never got it back from the librarian running the plagarism check.

    Sometimes my name would be on top of the line copies, sometimes on the bottom, sometimes even in the HTML (when I wanted to really tick them off).

    Other times I would break up my paper, and post a sentence on each page.

    No rule against doing stuff like this. And it's a boatload of fun knowing your wasting someone's time!

  73. The unwilling student? by fitterhappier · · Score: 1

    If you have to do a report on 'Ulysses' it takes a bit more than a few hours just to read the book - let along [sic] understand enough to do a reasonable paper on it.

    Of course it does, but arguably the pay off for the work you put in is much higher. The attitude that university work is merely something to slog through confuses me. You're not required by law to continue your education beyond high school. In fact, you've made the choice to go to a university or college, and you've selected your class list. If you find the material tedious enough that you have to cheat to simply to get through it, why are you there?

    1. Re:The unwilling student? by base3 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps for the opportunity to work at something a bit more enjoyable than as a fry basket emptier at a fast food chain? I don't condone cheating, but a university education is required in all but writ.

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    2. Re:The unwilling student? by u-238 · · Score: 1

      What does "American Literature and Its Impact on Western Culture II" have to do with, say, a computer science degree?

      The "Arts" and literature requirements are often unreasonably obtuse and pervading, and can eat up a lot of time better spent doing .... anything.

      Just remember, cheat all you can, then create a free-trial on turnitin.com, and check to see if it picks any cheating up. If so, edit, repeat, until it comes out clean. Works EVERY time.

    3. Re:The unwilling student? by fitterhappier · · Score: 1

      Sigh.

      obtuse
      pervade

      Apparently a computer science degree doesn't guarantee you'll be able to communicate with, say, the rest of the literate world. I'm sure your narrowly-focused education will serve you well as unimaginative code monkey, but just because you're uncurious about things beyond the scope of your computer monitor doesn't mean they don't exist or aren't important.

      The "Arts" and literature requirements are often unreasonably obtuse and pervading, and can eat up a lot of time better spent doing .... anything.

      Just remember, cheat all you can, then create a free-trial on turnitin.com, and check to see if it picks any cheating up. If so, edit, repeat, until it comes out clean. Works EVERY time.


      Ah. Got it. That time wasted on learning things is better spent...cheating.

    4. Re:The unwilling student? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A bunch of extra required courses does not guarantee anything either! Im sure a bunch of extra literature and art classes will somehow turn unimagiantive programmers into great Turings!

      You know what, I would rather be given the requriement to take like 5 classes outside of my degree area instead of being forced into these other courses that do not interest me and will not benefit me. I have interests outside of programming and mathematics but I have never been given the oppritunity to pursue these interests in university because I was forced into specific English and Arts classes instead!

      So yeah, I don't like cheaters, but then again, I have no sympathy for the schools that make students endure classes they never wanted in the first place. I shed no tears for them.

    5. Re:The unwilling student? by lrucker · · Score: 1
      You're not required by law to continue your education beyond high school. In fact, you've made the choice to go to a university or college, and you've selected your class list.

      Actually, for the first two years, you don't really have much choice in your class list in a US uni. In my first year of college only one of the classes I took was part of my major (CS, of course) - the rest were required English, History, etc. Though I love to read, given a choice I would not take English lit - the grading was too subjective. While I always got high marks on the grammar part of my essays (grammar:English::syntax:computer languages, after all), it seemed like my grades on the content varied at the whim of the instructor.

    6. Re:The unwilling student? by u-238 · · Score: 1

      Audible Sign.

      Have you ever seen the reading requirements for one of these courses? Take a closer look at the actual definitions of the two words you took 1 or 2 minutes of your life clipping out for me. A real closer look. Wonder what this guy's verbal SAT's were.... Apparently a computer science degree doesn't guarantee you'll be able to communicate with, say, the rest of the literate world.

      Yeah, you're right. It's a B.S., not an arts degree. Apparently a computer science degree is suppsoed to prepare you how to program efficently................. but just because you're uncurious about things beyond the scope of your computer monitor doesn't mean they don't exist or aren't important.

      No, it just means they're irrelevant, in general, and more so in my perticular case.

      I bet you listen to NPR.

  74. information vs knowledge by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    The Internet is an outstanding tool for finding raw data. (And 99% of it wrong, but hey.) Do you need the value of Pi? Sure, you'll find that on Google.

    On the other hand, there are no jobs nowadays which require simply regurgitating memorized data. Noone will ever pay you to just know the value of Pi with 20 decimals. We have computers for that nowadays.

    What a company needs is _solving_ _a_ _problem_.

    1. It needs _skills_, which is something you won't find on Google. They're something you train. You can't be a chess master by just googling for "chess". And contrary to many clueless PHB's wet dream, you can't build a good, maintainable and secure program architecture by just hiring monkeys and telling the to google for "program architecture".

    No, just finding 200+ patterns and tricks on the Internet and dumping them mindlessly into the program, won't actually make it a better architecture. It will just make a bloated unmaintainable monster, which has major performance issues too. Even on today's computers. Most of those cool tricks you find will be a brain-damaged liability, rather than help.

    Someone needs to have the skill to actually filter and use that data. That's what study and experience give you, that Google can't.

    2. The abbundance of conflicting data, or irrelevant data, is today the _problem_, not the solution. If you want to make, say, a business decision, the signal-to-noise ratio is such that you're literally deafened by noise and te signal is lost in it.

    When Joe Manager wants to decide whether to do X or Y, he wants a concise study presenting the advantages, disadvantages and risks, on which to base that decision. What he finds on the Internet gazillions of blogs and posts along the lines of "X sucks", "Y blows", "X is un-american and should be outlawed", "Y will bring doom and economic crash upon us all", etc, 99% of which present no actual coherent reason.

    I.e., what Joe Manager wants is _knowledge_, not raw data. Someone needs to have the skills to not just Google, but filter the noise out and extract the relevant bits.

    And then not just copy-and-paste those bits, but apply them to the problem at hand and work some results out of them. I.e., not just "well, X seems more popular on the boards", but something like "for our situation, X will cost 5 million and 13 months to implement, and we're expecting to save 1.5 million per year. Whereas Y [...]"

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  75. Cheating is Good by pdamoc · · Score: 1

    I've take over 200 exams during my 6 years college. Even the best of the best students couldn't help from cheating at some of the exams. Reasons ranged from indigestible texts to "I need a higher grade to get the scholarship". Anyway, cheating is nothing compared to seeing the "teacher's pet" getting a perfect A on a D+ paper.

    1. Re:Cheating is Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cheating is exactly the same as that, you've both gotten a mark you didnt deserve

  76. ^ +5 Insightful by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

    This is something too many people get caught up against. Don't change the system, change yourself!

    1. Re:^ +5 Insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, follow the group and do not try to be independent!

      Consume, conform, and obey!

  77. how about some adjusting to the system instead by Keruo · · Score: 1

    After several years in school systems I realized that most of the classes taught were pretty useless, and the classes that focused to improve my future work were basically absent.

    Instead of forcing each student to read and write about Shakespeare or some other classic, how about just handling the theme at generic knowledge level. Sure, the material is good for general knowledge, but instead forcefeeding boring facts and details, how about asking the kids what do they want to do when they grow up?

    At their age, most of them won't probably have the slightest idea, but they might have the generic feeling of which area they want to work in future.

    One solution might be to create "classless" system for schools, kinda like the one used in universities. This could be offered as an alternative to normal lecture pattern. Those who have some idea what they want to do, when they grow up, could start focusing on fields of their interest at early age and those who don't have the slightest idea, could follow the generic knowledge line like the schools do now.

    Instead of forcing kids to cheat because they're forced to study subjects they can't get any grasp on, teach them stuff they find interesting instead.

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    1. Re:how about some adjusting to the system instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blasphemy! We know whats best for each student and independent thought will not be tolerated.

      -High School Administrator

  78. Things havent changed really by moankey · · Score: 1

    When I was in college the internet had not matured to the point it has today but papers were always available for those that wanted them. Not electronically but physically.
    What has changed? While I never used one, I always felt the authors work is their work and they are free to either license it, sell it, or distribute it in any way they see fit.
    Who is a teacher to say a student isnt allowed to have options other than published text, as long as the paper has been scored in some way its now a valid opinion regardless how assinine it is.

  79. One solution by gilroy · · Score: 1
    I'll offer here the same suggestion that gets me dirty looks from my English Department peers:

    Stop assigning "standard" books and topics.

    I mean, come on. "The Great Gatsby and the American Dream"? Could you be any more cliche? How about exerting a little more originality on the part of the teacher, either in material or topic? Find things for which there won't be lots of pre-written papers.

    Also, follow through with lots of revisions. One of our truly excellent English teachers had an infinite-rewrite policy. Sure, you could probably buy the first paper -- but then you were stuck with it as you went through multiple rewrites. Evnetually you learned the book anyway, by gum!
  80. cheaters sucketh by whovian · · Score: 1

    $DEITY help the teacher who cares but who also relies solely on papers for judging grades. Making the student defend his/her paper orally might do much better at helping to identify cheaters.

    Unless of course the student is fitted with a microphone and earbud and is having the answers fed wirelessly.

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    1. Re:cheaters sucketh by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Marking is highly subjective. One of my undergrad lecturers once admitted to me that the same answer to a question would get widely different marks depending on who submitted it. If a partial solution was submitted by someone who he'd noticed answering questions in lectures and who had done well in other course works, he would assume that they had simply missed out the parts they considered too trivial to require a full explanation and give a high mark. The same answer submitted by a student who the lecturer considered mediocre would receive a bad mark, on the assumption that the student had omitted the parts they did not understand.

      I sincerely believe I owe my bachelors degree to the fact that most of my lecturers placed me in the first category.

      For anyone currently doing a taught degree, remember this: The material at the start of any course is easy. Answer questions about this stuff in lectures, and make points of your own. This will usually get lecturers to notice you and, more importantly, they are then likely to avoid asking you questions later on when the course is actually hard.

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  81. Re: Easy 90% fix. by gilroy · · Score: 1
    Blockquoth the poster:

    I suspect that lots of cheaters (and criminals, spies, politicians, etc.) think they're too clever to get caught. Or perhaps don't ever think about the consequences at all.

    My eight years of high school teaching tell me this: As a rule, humans don't learn from the misfortune of others. Harsh penalties don't, per se, seem to have the deterrent effect you would expect -- and I say this as a fan of a serious disciplinary system. Where harsh penalties work, it seems, is where they reflect an honest community sense of outrage -- where people truly believe the infraction is significant and therefore have no sympathy for violators. In those cases, that attitude gets communicated to the kids, too.

    I think it's the same for why some schools with an open honor code (U.Va.), which should lead to tremendous abuse, seem not to suffer it. (OK, maybe U.Va. is a bad example recently but historically, it has been renowned as a cheat-free school.)
  82. How about using books that don't suck by bhima · · Score: 1
    Really, some of the books felt ancient and meaningless when I went to school and they still requiring kids to read them!

    I'm an avid book collector and for some stupid reason still have the books I had to read in US high school and I've read them many years later on a rainy day out of boredom and guess what they STILL suck. Easily the worst 2~3% of my collection come from either required reading lists. That's not to say that they are all bad, but the required list's batting average would put them on the bench in my team!

    How about books that are more relevant to the lives young people live today?

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    1. Re:How about using books that don't suck by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Just what kind of books do they make you read? The ones I remember from my days in GCSE Eng. Lit. (exams in the UK at 16) were:

      Of Mice and Men - Steinbeck
      Empire of the Sun - Ballard
      1984 - Orwell
      Henry V - Shakespeare

      Which were all excellent books. I had some friends who did Eng. Lit. at A-level (16-18) and they read some great books - Frankenstein, A Child in Time (Ian McEwan) for example. I think some had to read Dickens, but you can't have everything.

    2. Re:How about using books that don't suck by bhima · · Score: 1
      Steinbeck was the guy I was specifically thinking of, I find his books dreary.

      In the US they had a couple of additional other ones (that I remember): Daniel Keyes - Flowers for Algernon (Good but depressing)

      John Knowles - A Separate Peace (OK but depressing)

      Stephen Crane - The Red Badge of Courage (depressing & irrelevant )

      Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings - The Yearling (this book has no redeeming qualities to speak of)

      Hemmingway - Old man and the sea (I read this way to young because I went back to it in university and it was quite good and got me to read his other stuff)

      Harper Lee - To Kill a Mockingbird (good but old enough to be nearly irrelevant as racism is very different in the south these days)

      Look at these books, most of them where written quite a while ago and take place even longer ago. The style they were written in does have the same impact it had on the people that read when they came out. Really I don't mind reading books written a while ago (my current kick is great white hunter tales of the late 1800's) but kids want things that are interesting, fun and relevant to them not some endless stream of old depressing (or repressed) crap. Some percentage really should be fun up to date literature even if it is the modern day equivalent of "Doc Savage: The Man of Bronze!" (Great stuff!)

      .

      Funny George Orwell's 1984 means more to me now than when I read it in ... 1984!

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    3. Re:How about using books that don't suck by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Steinbeck dreary! The school system must have really beaten the fun out of that one for you. I went on to read most of his work after studying it back then. I remember loving to kill a mocking bird when I read it as a kid, but if it's mixed in with Hemingway I can see why people would get bored.

    4. Re:How about using books that don't suck by bhima · · Score: 1

      hmmm... I haven't read Steinbeck since '82 maybe I should go back to it. I probably have several of his books somewhere...

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    5. Re:How about using books that don't suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Harper Lee - To Kill a Mockingbird (good but old enough to be nearly irrelevant as racism is very different in the south these days)

      Don't think of it as being about racism. Think of it as being about the way most people go along with whatever values are accepted by their peers - no matter how inconsistent those values may be. And about how hostile people are to one of their peers when he rejects some of those values.

      Still seem irrelevant?

  83. Re:This is not the worst kind. by ezzzD55J · · Score: 1
    " The pre-written one was apparently pretty badly written (arguably like your average high-school student would write it), and the custom one was written with such excellent language that it was very well done. However, as she points out, most students can't write nearly as well as this paper was written, so in fact using an individually written paper could actually be more dangerous to the student in this case. As you say, a judgement on grades to determine if student X could actually have written the paper is needed here."

    Indeed, or, as I think I read on slashdot before.. "If it looks profesionally written, it probably is.", i.e., not by the person handing in the paper..

  84. Re:This is not the worst kind. by gilroy · · Score: 1
    Blockquoth the poster:

    However, as she points out, most students can't write nearly as well as this paper was written, so in fact using an individually written paper could actually be more dangerous to the student in this case.

    Unless, of course, you do this from the very beginning of the course... :)
  85. in-house or outsource by ericbrow · · Score: 1

    In many businesses, it is a common practice to look at the savings at doing a job in-house, or outsource. Usually, it comes down to weather the employees' time can be spent productively at a task. This seems to be the model implied here by this article. This model completely falls apart for students. Their main task is to study, and complete the course of study. There are no outsourceing options here. This would be like a programmer trying to outsource an assignment. Why keep the programmer on the payroll if you can get his job done somewhere else. I think some are missing the point of being a student here. Not everything you learn in school is going to be relevant every minute of every day of your life. Guess what. In the several jobs I hold, I'm assigned to do many things that are not relevant to the overall purpose of my position or my company. The chief idea for a student is that they are able to complete a course of study, reguardless of how relevant they deem the material to be. I currently work as a teacher (high school and community college), and I'm working on my Master's degree in IT. I hold a unique position to see both sides of the coin at once here.

  86. Raising the bar by xyote · · Score: 1
    The qualifications that people are expected to have these days are ridiculous. If you don't have all that stuff, you may not get a good job or any job at all. This forces people to sign up for a heavier academic load then would otherwise be called for by their individual abilities.

    People don't go to school to learn anything. They go to get prestigious degrees and for personal connections. That's why people try to get into the top schools. You can graduate as a mediocre C student from Havard and get to be President of the United States.

  87. Since When.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...did learning something new become such a bad thing, if youre not enjoying learning about things at university and such then maybe youre doing the wrong course for the wrong reasons.

    Any more of this sort of behaviour and we will have a generation of people that are too lazy to think for themselves and will need the internet for basic survival tips.

  88. Re:Easy 90% fix. by gilroy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Blockquoth the poster:

    No one has been able to convince me yet that it's somehow more valuable to slug through Nietzsche word by word, one of the most misunderstood philosophers of all time, without at least first getting some idea of what he was saying first.

    But you're conflating two things here. I wouldn't argue against pre-reading some things (although that can bias your own reading) but I think you should in the end read the original as well. What's more, you say you never cracked the original books, but then say "without at least first getting some idea" -- which implies a second, i.e., actually reading the text.

    I don't doubt you can get by, or even do well, grade-wise by just processing secondary sources. But your actual learning is in fact diluted, I believe.
  89. my last english by man_ls · · Score: 2, Funny

    My High School english classes were often irrelevant and pointless. We'd read feminist literature or classical Greek myths.

    College, on the other hand, was much more interesting. We read Fight Club and the Last American Man, watched Family Guy, etc and plotted their significance in society.

    Really a fascinating class.

  90. Junior Term Paper by djfray · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For my Junior Term Paper, my English teacher informed us that he would be using turnitin.com to check our papers. I have a fundamental disagreement with the way turnitin profits, which is by using the works of students to reference other papers. So I wrote a lengthy essay on my opinion in this matter, that I considered my works copyrighted and would not tolerate it being submitted to turnitin(whenever you check a paper there, that paper is automatically included in their database forever). He was sympathetic towards my beliefs. I think everyone threatened with turnitin(except of course idiots who are plagiarizing) should take this approach, and stop turnitin from profiting illegally from our papers.

    Another problem is re-use of reports. If you give a paper on Sports Marketing to your gym teacher(I write reports for gym because I don't take it) and to your Economics teacher, and they both check it, it will come up as completely plagiarized.

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    1. Re:Junior Term Paper by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      The majority of schools I went to (I've taken single courses at a few different colleges) they all have in the Rules and guidelines that you cannot turn in a paper you write once to different classes. Do this is just another example of the laziness of the average student.

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  91. Re:This is not the worst kind. by Class+Act+Dynamo · · Score: 1

    Oh Man, that sounds like a horrible job. After four years as an English major, you COULD NOT PAY ME enough money to write more English papers.

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  92. Re:Easy 90% fix. by mek2600 · · Score: 1

    I'm forced to do that same sort of thing everday at work. You get used to it and some of us get very good at it.

  93. Re:Easy 90% fix. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Why not just read the material, I can hear you asking. Well, because I'd get a much better understanding of the text. I never missed an A on our in-class midterm and final exam essays doing this, even though I actually never cracked the original material in at least two cases. I often found that I understood the work better than classmates who had only read the work. No one has been able to convince me yet that it's somehow more valuable to slug through Nietzsche word by word, one of the most misunderstood philosophers of all time, without at least first getting some idea of what he was saying first."

    Problem being is you did the crime (Re: plagerism) by not doing the time (reading the assigned source material and passing off others ideas as your own. Having said that, at least you read something but where you ethical.. heck no. If you don't read and tackle the source material itself you can't say that you made an informed idea of your own as opposed to parroting others. Now the really interesting thing is, many professors and TA's do the same and if you look for tell tale signs you will know.

  94. sitation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think copy and paste is wrong thing, as long they do it from respectable sources and mention the source.

    You can't expect "new" work from freshmen in college, that's not realistic. In research papers things are written in a compact and clear format, so why change that, just let them site their sources and let them copy a good sentence before they make a mess of it. And all scientific work is based upon evaluating previous work, so I don't think sitation is bad.

    At my university they expected 1/3 to 1/2 max. to be sitations, and this to make sketch of the research theme. The rest of the essay had to be your own remarks and comments on what is known today. That's a realistic approach to things.

  95. Turnitin.com by LordHatrus · · Score: 1

    I had to use turnitin.com for one of my required classes. It's not horrible, but im not the one copying :)

  96. Re:Easy 90% fix. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Well let me tell you a true story in college we were reading Tess of the Durbivills (SP?) and the professor was a big fan of microanalysisation of the book. So we took the hole semester analyzing every paragraph and sometimes every sentence in a chapter. When every little bit has a meaning then the hole point of the major story is loss. Because there is so much depth that the major story lost all meaning.

    Now after we finished the book and looking back on my notes there seems to be a lot of interpretation that just doesn't fit the rest of the story and should be taken at face value.
    A lot of people do this to the Bible as well they choose a small bit and analysis it with out taking it in context of the rest of the bible. I remember getting some paper in the door from a baptist church trying to convince me that following an other Christian church will lead me hell. But the paper just had random sentences from the bible dealing with hell. They weren't even in complete sentences. I am a religious man but I have issues with people to point to the bible and pick out a line and go "See its there so it must be right!" Wile other religions take a more intellectual approach to it and explain the meaning in context of the entire bible, as well as recovered history from the erra.

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  97. Fine Line Between Cheating and Resourceful?! by webzombie · · Score: 1

    Its funny reading through these threads and realizing that this is the same educational system that gave us our "fine" examples of business leadership we've been watching fall. One by rotten, dishonest one.

    The leaders of Microsoft, HP, Enron and Tyco and lets not forget about WorldCom were noted for their resourcefulness during their student years!

    This is unlikely to change while our economy and culture is measuredbe accumulated wealth - whatever the cost!

    Just another view from the fringe.

  98. Stop Requiring Classes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alot of the reason why plagarism or essay buying happens is because the students didn't want to take the class in the first place. Why should engineers be forced to take English classes if the student has absolutely no interest in the subject and doesn't come out of the class any better than he came in (being forced to read several books and write lots of essays does not make a better student, the student has to be interested to begin with and find something new in the course)?

    I'm not going to sit here and call Shakespeare or Mark Twain useless morons with nothing useful to say. There is plenty of value in literature, but don't force it down everyone's throat and the cheating would hardly be the problem it is now!

    At least in college, the professors teaching the English classes were serious enough about their work that they could talk about their subject with authority and insight. In high school, my English teachers were just mindless idiots with 'Education' degrees who read stuff out of the teacher's editions books and took cirriculum straight out of these books (which included tests, quizzes, etc) with absolutely no real knowledge or authority on the topic.

  99. I teach a undergrad class by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 1

    In which the only grades are two exams, 5 short papers and a final term paper. THe content is Contemporary Criticism in Social Sciences so pop quizzes and 'team projects' are out of the question. Our department has a strict rule against extra credit assignments unless said assignment is offered to the whole class. I do not offer extra credit. Here's the deal: I never have a problem catching cheaters especially on the term paper. Why? Because I use the short papers as a diagnostic tool. If Tom Fratboy tries to fuck me with a downloaded paper, I have 5 shorter examples of his writing style with which to compare it. The proposal for the paper is a short bibliography on the subject (15- 20 sources, none allowed from the Web -- you gotta go to the library). The paper is due 3 weeks before the end of the term, so I have plenty of time to grade them. I have nailed 4 cheats in the past year (out of 22 students) all of whom BTW where members of the same fraternity. Once you get the reputation of someone who can't be fooled, then either they straighten up or stay away from you classes. There is a reason these people major is psych and business. The classes are cattle calls and can't be managed like small courses. This is a good reason why class size matters when choosing a college or evaluating a university's graduates.

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  100. A funny story... by Coppit · · Score: 2, Funny
    A few years back I was a teaching assistant for a lab for CS 201 at the University of Virginia. This is a tough weed-out class that all the CS majors had to take. We had an undergraduate TA working with us--undergrads who had taken the class before often are a lot better than the grad students.

    This one time he was helping some students with their code, and was impressed how they had done it.

    That is, until he realized it was his code! Apparently someone had stolen his code from when he had taken it and kept it archived for later.

  101. Academic Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like how many of my professors have stated they will use turnitin.com, which basically is basically forcing students to allow their work to be profited on by others, but the same professors claim their lectures are copyrighted and anyone caught sharing lecture *notes* will be sued!

    Academia doesn't want people profiting off of their work (which is fine, under the law), but hey're more than happy to force students to work under differing standards by allowing turnitin.com to profit off of their work.

  102. Re:Easy 90% fix. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How the hell did you get to college if you can't even spell "whole", or "while", correctly?

  103. My degree is farcicle. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought papers often. It saved me time, allowing me to work, so I could pay for the degree.

    Would I do it again? Probably not. I'd be wary of another kid submitting the same paper.

  104. not violate the copyrights on their students' work by OolonColluphid · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There is another aspect to that, of course. One of my professors, Scott Nicholson, discussed the problem on CNN. I thought there was something about it on the website, but I couldn't find it in a quick look this morning. Anyway, he did a small piece discussing how little of a phrase one actually needed to find matches on the web. Four or five words is often enough.

    He took a poll in one of my classes about turnitin.com and other sites. The students were overwhelmingly against it. Not because we're cheaters, but because we agree with the McGill student who fought the system. Many of us, oddly enough, consider turning in papers to a service who will keep it on file a copyright violation.

    Dr. Nicholson's solution, and that of many others in our school is to use stepped assignments. If there is a large paper due at some point in the semester, we have to submit paper proposals by a given date. For some, we need to have outlines or a short presentation for the class at a later date. Most professors will allow students to submit papers for critique in advance of the due date. All of this is to not only make it more difficult for someone to buy or obtain a paper from somewhere, but also to help the students plan and work on the assignment over the semester rather than putting it off until the last minute.

    And then, if necessary, there's always the Google trick.

  105. Google Answers by Amadodd · · Score: 2, Informative

    I checked out Google Answers(where you pay Google to have some research done) the other day. In their examples section under $150 examples there are a couple of questions like: Describe with references and annotations etc the relation between woman and her child. A pretty comprehensive answer then follows and the person who asked the question then responds with a thank you, now I have everything I need to answer this question for that subject of my masters degree.
    Doesn't seem right to me that Google should be using this for promotion material.

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  106. Re:Easy 90% fix. by jrockway · · Score: 1

    Actually I did get away with a copy-and-paste paper. I reworded a lot of things, but the fact of the matter is, paper = you-can-paste-it-into-google. Ahahaha.

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  107. Re:Easy 90% fix. by rjstanford · · Score: 1

    These are just the ways I've actually had teachers ensure that students read the material. I could probably think of a dozen more if say, oh I don't know...it was MY JOB. What exactly are we paying teachers for if they can't solve this fairly simple problem?

    My dad's a professor at UT-D, so I can take a quick stab at this. What you're probably not paying them for is the amount of time it takes to grade all of those papers, to the level that you're requesting. After all, you're talking about the teacher reading, comprehending, and uniquely marking a couple of hundred papers for every one that the student has to do. All of this typically done on their own time. Some teachers may want to dontate their evenings to this kind of project. Others may work for schools that can offer the kind of grading support that they need (although in that case its harder for them to answer the student's questions about comments on their paper, no?). But most are trying to do a reasonable job for a reasonable salary, and still have a life at the end of it. Just like most of us are.

    I often found that I understood the work better than classmates who had only read the work. No one has been able to convince me yet that it's somehow more valuable to slug through Nietzsche word by word, one of the most misunderstood philosophers of all time, without at least first getting some idea of what he was saying first.

    In a low level class, you may be right. Still, you're never going to get a "+4 Insightful" on any of your papers either - at least, not a legitimate one. Sometimes (although I will concede pretty rarely) going into a work like that without too many preconceived notions will allow you to make a leap of understanding of your own - the difference between being able to pass a test on how to drive a stick, and how to drive one in San Francisco without worrying about it. Of course, that depends if your reason for taking philosophy is to get an understanding, or to get an A. And that's another discussion entirely.

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  108. Re:not violate the copyrights on their students' w by ensignyu · · Score: 1

    Our school uses TurnItIn.com but also has an opt-out option that involves extra work. The alternate option doesn't seem worth the trouble though.

  109. I did this. by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    It's been almost a decade ago, so I guess I can admit it now.

    Somehow my name got passed around various chat rooms. It became known in some circles that I was not only a literate old guy but also enjoyed, shall we say, highly personalized verbal interaction with young ladies. Almost out of the blue (I have my suspicions about the origin of this first transaction but the story isn't germane here), I got an email asking me for assistance with a paper and offering a trade. The first transaction went very well for both parties. The word spread. For a couple of years, a substantial minority of all the English papers submitted by female students at a certain small, prestigious east coast liberal arts college were written by me.

    Eventually I started turning down work from the rising percentage of young women who waited till literally a day or two before an assignment was due to call me. I simply can't turn out quality work that fast. They got pissed and badmouthed me to their friends. The work fell off. Since all my clients were at that single location, my little hobby just sorta dried up. I moved on to other outlets for my creativity.

    It was fun while it lasted.

  110. Re:Easy 90% fix. by rjstanford · · Score: 1

    Well let me tell you a true story in college we were reading Tess of the Durbivills (SP?) and the professor was a big fan of microanalysisation of the book. So we took the hole semester analyzing every paragraph and sometimes every sentence in a chapter. When every little bit has a meaning then the hole point of the major story is loss. Because there is so much depth that the major story lost all meaning.

    Hmm. You'd make a better impression - and I wouldn't mention this except that we're discussing college level English courses - if you used the word whole instead of its homonym hole.

    Just a pedantic thought. Now we can cue the masses who will undoubtedly point out a typo that I made, keeping the chain alive...

    As for your original point, I would say that the kind of analysis that you're talking about can be both useful and enlightening. However, I do agree that it will not help you understand the subject matter - it is useful instead to understand the author's art of writing. Both that kind of analysis and the holistic subjective analysis of the work have their places, although they are often confused, even by teachers.

    Just MHO of course.

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  111. Cheating via g/f or b/f by happyduckworks · · Score: 3, Funny

    How many of you have ever helped or been helped by a boyfriend/girlfriend? I know of several instances of advanced degrees that were really earned by significant others. (It only seems to be possible in soft subjects, like English or Social Sciences.)

    Love makes people do strange (and unethical) things.

    I once wrote all of the essays for a g/f in a college-level English class. I was proud of them. They were really good - too good. One time, her laziness saved her from being caught: she skipped a class after having turned in one of my best efforts, and, luckily, therefore missed having to read it aloud to the rest of the class. I'd put too many words in that she didn't know and couldn't pronounce properly. The close call told me I had to dumb my stuff down a bit.

    How the teacher never caught on, I'll never know, though it may have had something to do with how hot she was. There are certainly many ways to catch this kind of thing (as the above discussions show). He gave her an A+ and a glowing recommendation that helped her to transfer to a better college. I felt bad about aiding and abetting. That g/f is long gone, but I believe her lack of a good foundation in English eventually caught up with her (I'm now married to someone who'd not have needed nor would have sought such help).

    1. Re:Cheating via g/f or b/f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Closest I came was doing all of someone's C++ coding for an intro to C++ course they had to do, then explaining it to them (since it was submitted online, I once had barely enough time to submit it before midnight coding as fast as I could...).

      Of course, this was, as far as I know, her only CS requirement in that major, and I did explain all the code afterwards.

      I don't think they ever caught on, because I don't know that they ever saw code actually written by her... Oh well, I do think she understood it in the end :)

  112. And getting good grades ... by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    becomes the primary goal when "no child gets left behind." Now I know it is non-politically correct to say this, but not everyone is college material. Back in the day, college was intended for the cream of the intellectual crop. Now it's been watered down to job training and high school remediation. Everyone wants a college degree. Is it mere happenstance that the rise of grade inflation on the part of the teachers and cheating on the part of the students coincided with swarms of people enrolling in college?

    1. Re:And getting good grades ... by sqlgeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Back in the day college was intended for the privileged. That is how we see a C high school student get into Yale. That is how we see a C Yale student get into Harvard Business School. That is how we see a C Harvard student founding multiple companies. That is how that founder of multiple failed companies gets sweetheart deals on Texas Rangers stock.

      And that, dear friends, is how we get a recovering alcoholic, recovering cocaine addict, President.

      When you say "back in the day" I am all but certain that you are a privileged, well-educated, white kid.

      Sigh.

    2. Re:And getting good grades ... by li99sh79 · · Score: 1
      *sniff* That was beautiful, Michael Moore couldn't have said it any better.

      -sam

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    3. Re:And getting good grades ... by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      Why is it that (at least in the U.S.) if you mention that not everyone is capable of playing basketball like Larry Bird, it is implicitly understood that you are correct; but, mention that not everyone is capable of learning how to solve differential equations, and you are labeled an "elitist prick"? Or better yet, a "racist" as the grandparent implied with the bit about me being a white kid. Bit of a double standard, isn't it? Do you honestly believe that EVERYONE is capable of not only mastering one academic discipline, but demonstrating a working knowledge of several others? That is a fantasy.

      Tell you what: let's apply the current type of thinking about education in reverse. How about we send everyone to football training. Now, no matter how poor a player little Johnnie/Janie is, we're going to say they are a professional football player anyway. What happens next?

  113. Re:Easy 90% fix. by CornerScribe · · Score: 1

    I think you have a lot of good points, and having taught for almost ten years (mostly college freshmen), I've used some of the techniques you mention.

    However, let me play devil's advocate here. I was an instructor for four different schools during my teaching career, and two of those schools would never have supported me in calling my students on the carpet in this manner. Why? Money, of course.

    In one instance, I was asked to pass a foreign student who couldn't speak English. Since I was teaching basic grammar, I had a small problem with that and refused to give him the C he needed. Guess who wasn't asked to renew her teaching contract.... At this particular college, foreign students were considered "gravy;" they were brought there and virtually guaranteed a pass because they were paying obscene amounts of money. So much for academic integrity.

    In another case, I was told to let a person retest because she didn't like her grade. Never mind that she just didn't study. She wanted an A, and she was determined to keep testing until she got it. My immediate supervisor accused me of not being a good teacher because I didn't want her to "succeed." Yes, I guess success means getting the grade you want, whether you've done the work to deserve it or not. That time, I turned in my resignation.

    I realize there are a lot of teachers out there who just don't care any more, but remember that often administrators push teachers into giving away grades, overlooking cheating, etc. There are a lot of problems in the education system and no easy fixes that I can see.

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  114. My own odd little plagarism story by mindhaze · · Score: 1

    I'm sure we've all plagarized somewhat, at somepoint in our lives, and in fact, I committed the most obscene plagarism back in high-school, I was utterly surprised that I got away with it. And then, a second time.

    So, grade 9... the class is given an assignment to write an auto-biography. I felt with my life experiences up to that point, I really didn't want to do that. I explained this to the teacher, and he said, "OK. I'll dig up another assignment for you." And so he did. This one, a grade 10 advanced assignment, where I was to write a children's story.

    Enter Stephen King.

    I was reading the third installment in the Gunslinger series, entitled The Waste Land. And inside this tome of a book there's a little children's story (actually, quite large, when you hand-write the whole thing out). Well, wouldn't you know it, while watching Braveheart, I copied the thing word-for-word. It's called "Charlie the Choo-Choo", so I drew a quick Thomas-esque picture of Charlie, and handed it in.

    Came back with 100%!

    Then the next year, when I was actually in grade 10 advanced English, I paraphrased Charlie, and wrote Charlotte the Chevy, about a 1957 Chevy car.

    Only scored 95% or so on that one, for some reason. Must have had some bad grammar or something. *shrug* That, or with the plethora of other student's papers to compare it to, it didn't stack up to much creatively.

    All through the remaining 3 years of high school (in Ontario, we used to do 5 years of school) I was constantly nervous that the two teachers I had cheated would approach me on it. It never happened, but shit, that'll be the last time I do that. For sure.

  115. Sly? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    Kids have always been sly. I know I was a sneaky little bastard. The internet just gives a lot more options for this sort of plagarism.

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    1. Re:Sly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he said:
      Kids have always been sly. I know I was a sneaky little bastard. The internet just gives a lot more options for this sort of plagarism.
      yer goddamn right about that one. In 9th grade I obtained a copy of the school grandmaster key. After hours I went into my history teachers office and picked the pitiful desk lock with a homemade lockpick we had fashioned out of spring steel in metal shop class, tension rod and everything. I made 1 copy of the final exam and set everything back how I found it. I repeated the process for algebra, and figured that I would call it a day, that was 2 less classes that I had to study for the final. I kept my claptrap shut ( my smartest move ) so no idiot goody two shoes would rat me out when they heard the gossiping chickens talking about it in the lunch room. I got away with it 100%.

  116. The biggest cheat by server_wench · · Score: 1

    I have an old university email account. I never cease to be amazed at how much of the spam is for mail order college degrees.

  117. Re:Easy 90% fix. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I personally don't believe in writing papers. Most things in this world are multiple choice so I prefer classes whose only exams are multiple choice tests. Hell, my certification exams were even multiple choice! Essays are bullshit. Luck is all you need in this world to succeed.

  118. Ulysses? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Speaking as someone who actually read Ulysses, I think actually taking the time to read the book actually makes you LESS able to write an intelligent essay. I sure as hell had a better idea of what the book was about before I read it.

    I thought it was just me, but then I ran accross this guy who described reading Ulysses as "...like having a rib ripped out of my body, being beaten with it, raped with it, and then being forced to eat it," which about sums up my feelings for it.

    In conclusion, if there are any schoolchildren out there, there is no course of academic plagarism whose punishment is worse than actually having to read Ulysses! For gods sake, don't let it kill again.

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    ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    1. Re:Ulysses? by junkgoof · · Score: 1

      Funny, I liked it. I guess an uninspiring teacher can make anything painful? I was not required to read it for school.

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      You got me into this! You were the ideologue! I'm only a poor assassin! - Twenty evocations, Bruce Sterling
    2. Re:Ulysses? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      I have no pity for you. Why? Well, aside from having read Ulysses myself, I read something even worse. The Silmarillion. But it gets even worse than that.

      You see, for my first research paper ever in High School, I chose to use this book. What was my thesis? Something along the lines of how Morgoth wasn't really that evil, and it was everybody else who was out to get him.

      Yeah, you try proving that in a book that reads like the Torah with chapters that are basically made up of "and so-and-so begot so-and-so who married so-and-so who had three children named etc etc etc". Not a fun paper.

      Needless to say, I got an A.

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    3. Re:Ulysses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we talking about Ulysses by Joyce? I remember reading this book when I was roughly seven or eight, and I don't believe I had trouble figuring out what was going on. I mean, some of the language was a little unusual, but nowhere near as painful to read as Shakespeare. What's with all the complaining about Ulysses? Did I read a different version or something?

    4. Re:Ulysses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the book?
      All you need is Cream's lyrics.
      http://www.lyricsfreak.com/c/cream/34173. html

  119. Plagiarist Haiku by zillyorg · · Score: 1

    While grading final papers for the semester, my wife (an English professor) caught a plagiarist in her class and was inspired to pen the following:

    Sentence impressive
    but makes no sense. One moment --
    Google has caught you.

  120. Ulysses? by curtvdh · · Score: 1

    Why bother? Pick Finnegan's Wake as your research subject, and then just write a thousand random words in stream-of-conciousness fashion as your 'research'. You're guaranteed an A, since no-one on this planet has any clue what the book is about (including Joyce, I'm willing to bet).

  121. Blah Blah not everyone's school is as perfect.. by cbreaker · · Score: 1

    I didn't even bother reading your whole post. I read a few key sentences and I can easily classify it as a standard "When *I* went to things were BETTER!" post.

    Whatever man - not everyone attended some private school. When I went to high school, I could have gotten away with bloody murder if the Internet was around. By the time I was a Senior, the WWW was getting there but it was still infantile and you couldn't fine *anything about everything* like you can now.

    As it was, I took plenty of books and copied the text verbatim to my papers and did fine, if I was late doing the paper.

    If anything, tech has allowed the teachers to be able to spot a cheater more easily then before because students have always copied from encyclopedias, papers, and books - the source may be different now is all.

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    1. Re:Blah Blah not everyone's school is as perfect.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly.

      plus what is required, make sure you have a few citations of each work you used, plus your reference sheet.

      It alwyas helps to include a citation from a short article and you just use it one time in the entire paper.

      in high school i did that, also plagarised. Well basically take the paragraph, rewrite a few sentances with words you personally use and it is nwo in your style. it was a bad thing to do. but many young people do it. shit happens.

    2. Re:Blah Blah not everyone's school is as perfect.. by Impotent_Emperor · · Score: 1

      I remember doing some of that.

      In somewhere around 6th-8th grade, I would make up quotations for my essays/papers. However, to be convincing they needed good names since coming up with a good fake name from the top of your head seems to be impossible. So, I just used the names of my old friends in the state where I previously lived. I basically surmised that the effort the teacher needed to make to find out if my sources were real would be too much. She would never check.

      Thanks to the internet, this is no longer possible. Almost every existing book in the U.S. can be found listed somewhere online. Thanks for ruining a tactic of schoolchildren, Internet!

    3. Re:Blah Blah not everyone's school is as perfect.. by severoon · · Score: 1

      I have to admit...I didn't bother reading your entire post above before hitting the reply button. I read the first sentence and I can easily classify it as a standard "I'm going to shoot my mouth off without reading the entire post" post.

      Here are some random facts about my original post that are in no way related to anything you've said after your first sentence (since I didn't read past that, it would be impossible for me to respond to anything else you said):

      • I did not go to private high school. I went to a fairly good public high school. I went to a very good private college.
      • I think you are probably the type of person who put off doing your work until you ran out of time, then felt justified in plagiarizing others' work into your papers. You probably still don't see anything wrong with that behavior.
      • I never said things were better "[w]hen *I* went to things"...whatever that means.
      • Technology has not allowed teachers to spot a cheater more easily "then [sic] before". The point of my post is simply to say that tech has made no difference whatsoever in this regard...lazy teachers who don't really care about the integrity of their students will miss cheaters, teachers that care will catch them.

      Ah, never mind. Most of what I'm saying here probably misses the point of what you were trying to say. I still want the +5 insightful...I just hope that the moderators grade this post on the curve and take into account I didn't read your post.

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  122. But is turnitin.com any more ethical? by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

    I block turnitin.com and a number of similar spiders from my sites for the simple reason that they eat my bandwidth for their own profit. They're not a search engine sending me traffic... I gain *nothing* from the transaction, but I have to bear the cost of it. Yes, it's a trivial cost, but so is the cost of each individual bit of spam. Same principle.

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    Slashdot's token middle-aged housewife
  123. Don't forget historical signifigance by DG · · Score: 1

    Writers - most writers, anyway - don't live in a vacuum. Everything written has as a subtext all that has been written previously.

    Some works in particular were very influential and resonate throughout all the literature that follows.

    Consider sitting down to write a book about star-crossed lovers from feuding families - impossible to do without thinking of Romeo and Juliet, and all the subsequent riffs on Romeo & Juliet.

    Hell, even Billy Shakespere wasn't immune from this - consider how much of his work is based on historical occurence, mythology, and folk tales.

    If you don't read these works, then you won't recognise them when they are quoted, re-interpreted, or otherwise riffed on in later works. It would be like watching the Simpsons or Family Guy without knowing any of the cultural references - most of the stuff there would go right over your head.

    The study of literature is in many ways a study of the _history_ of literature. You can't really understand modern works unless you have been exposed to earlier ones.

    DG

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    Want to learn about race cars? Read my Book
    1. Re:Don't forget historical signifigance by bhima · · Score: 1
      Absolutely, I agree with your points. However when all the books kids are exposed to fall in this category they decide that all books are crusty old and irrelevant. Education needs to be flexible to allow kids to read (for the sake of learning the art of comprehension and retention) books that interest them.

      To use an example with a series of books that I own all of (when I was a senior in high school) and you'd appreciate: why couldn't I have made just one graded report on "Tune to Win" or any other of Carrol Smith's books? What's the harm?

      I had to resort to near death threats to be allowed to do a report on the Lord of the Rings. My report of Joesph Campbell's "Hero with a Thousand Faces" was refused because I hadn't asked permission to report on a book not on the list.

      Let me tell you from the perspective from a 15 year old it seams like the only reason for a rule like that is that none of the English teachers had read a book since they read the required reading list why they were in high school and did not want to bother to read others.

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      Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
    2. Re:Don't forget historical signifigance by DG · · Score: 1
      why couldn't I have made just one graded report on "Tune to Win" or any other of Carrol Smith's books?

      Probably because - as entertaining as they are - Carroll Smith's books are manuals dealing with engineering; specifically, engineering dealing with race cars.

      You might as well do an essay on your algebra textbook.

      My report of Joesph Campbell's "Hero with a Thousand Faces" was refused because I hadn't asked permission to report on a book not on the list.

      Correctly.

      Firstly, you had been provided with a list of titles to choose from, and you went off the list without permission. This falls into the category of "does not follow instructions".

      Secondly, that particular list was formed either due to signifigance with the subject at hand, or possibly due to the teacher's familiarity with the books on the list. Teachers are not omnicient. If you chose a book with which they were not familliar, then grading your paper correctly would require them reading the book (preferably in advance of the reading of your paper) and probably some works analyzing this as well. In short, you require the teacher to do all the research for a paper before being sufficiently qualified to grade yours.

      Given that the teacher's time is being spread across 30 or more students, that hardly seems fair.

      Let me tell you from the perspective from a 15 year old it seams like the only reason for a rule like that is that none of the English teachers had read a book since they read the required reading list why they were in high school and did not want to bother to read others.,/i>

      And from the perspective of a 15 year old, "Spiderman" is the best movie ever made, the various franchised Star Wars, Star Trek etc paperbacks are great literature, and 'N'Sync is great music.

      15 year olds have simply not been exposed to enough quality material to be able to form an INFORMED opinion about what "great" is - and part of the purpose of school is to make that exposure happen - usually over their objections - and maybe you get lucky and some of it sticks.

      Of course, it is typical of the average 15 year old to think that they are more intelligent than their teachers. I remember being 15 too. The thing is - I was WAY wrong. The older I get, the more I realize the less I know.

      A good teacher should be imparting that wisdom.

      DG
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      Want to learn about race cars? Read my Book
    3. Re:Don't forget historical signifigance by bhima · · Score: 1
      Interesting opinion, sounds exactly like some useless ancient professor who has read the same lecture at the same point for thirty years. Makes me glad I'm out of school. Also makes me realize that my teachers in high school were not as clueless as I thought then but damn close and significantly more cynical than I gave them credit for. I suppose I should be even more appreciative to my thesis adviser who did NOT have his head in the sand in this way.

      I'm not sure how required reading list worked were you went the school but where I went it was a general list list used for any English class so, for example for an exercise to teach how to for grammatically correct paragraphs or how to create and use references the assign included reading one or part of these books.In this case only stodgy decrepit arrogant people think it matters if the student uses "great" literature or Star Wars, Star Trek & 'N'Sync. Because the point is reading, understanding and proper writing Not knowing what the previous generation bandied about as great literature or even realizing that good authors have been cribbing of each other for countless geenerations. Realizing that all of this shit has been more or less plagiarized comes later in classes where it perfectly acceptable to specify books or more preferably the topic of books. (as I said in an earlier post)The way you suggest is correct is no different than if no one involved had read any of the books, student or teacher, and they were all in some weird twilight zone episode where the cliff notes actually were the classics.

      I have been in working now for about 14 years, in the same industry and I find that no one really uses it, my boss can't spell, his boss the VP of R&D completes 1 out 10 sentences as if he's writing a telegram where he's paying by the letter and I wind up writing in Part English, Part German, Part C (or Backus-Naur), and a LOT of math. We still engineer up new products, the FDA still OK's our submissions, we get audited an d then the audit passes, Marketing can still translate the language we use into what the lawyers use to make unintelligible which then is placed in the users manuals

      The required reading list: Useless, absolutely Useless Not the books mind you, I've gone back over the years and re-read some of them ands even bought more of Hemingway, but list are so inflexible it's a waste. I had read the whole lot before I finished the first year of school and most of my reports were summarized "This Book Sucks". But I have always had my own taste and I read a lot and collect books (I even have that crap they made me read).

      Sure a good teacher should be imparting wisdom, but they should also realize that teaching kids is not like making hamburgers at McDonald's.

      P.S. What's wrong with doing a report on a Algebra or Chemistry book or for that matter a report on a book you know the teacher owns like A Hero with A Thousand Faces.

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      Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
    4. Re:Don't forget historical signifigance by DG · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Interesting opinion, sounds exactly like some useless ancient professor who has read the same lecture at the same point for thirty years.
      Ah. That, you see, defines our differences pretty well. Where you se an "ancient usless professor", I see a human being with much more experience than I, who probably has a lot of knowledge and wisdom to impart - assuming, of course, I can get my ego out of the way and allow it to happen.

      Here's a rule of thumb for you: assume that everybody else is smarter than you, and then change that assumption only if a preponderence of fact forces it to change.

      What's wrong with doing a report on a Algebra or Chemistry book or for that matter a report on a book you know the teacher owns like A Hero with A Thousand Faces.

      Deux questions, deux reponses:

      1) Given that the class in question is English Literature (or at the very least, English) there isn't much value in analyzing a science manual, whose only realy judgeable qualities are "does the book communicate the required information?" and "Is the information communicated factually correct?"

      2) So what if he owned the book? You were given a list of books you could analyze, you chose to do a book not on the list. Case closed.

      Now the interesting questions that arise are: why not do the report on one of the assigned books? What was the purpose of disobeying instructions? And why feel that, when punished for disobeying instructions, that you have been slighted?

      But I have always had my own taste

      That's right, you are a precious and rare individual. Just like everybody else.

      DG
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  124. Re:Easy 90% fix. by Joey7F · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Especially since in high school kids do not have access to cliff notes or spark notes ;)

    Back then, I read only books of interest to me (Ender's Game) not those that did not (The Scarlet Letter). English teacher's are well meaning but are fairly easy to fool. The first thing you do in writing a paper is say that the book epitomizes the prevailing thought of the time or represented "fill-in-the-blank" during a transitional period in "country-it-was-written-in"
    I also found comparing any classic book to "The Great Gatsby" was effective.

    Then throw in buzz phrases like "paradigm shift", "curious amalgam", etc. and you have got yourself an A paper.

    We had to write a paper on a song by Bessie Smith. 2 hours later, I composed the entire paper without doing more than a google search worth of "research."

    Not only did I get an A, the teacher suggested that I join the humanities because I "got it".

    It shows that how you write is more important than what you write

    Boo humanities, yay engineering!

    --Joey

  125. students using my book reviews by danny · · Score: 1
    Some students have a very poor understanding of plagiarism. I've had people mail me along the lines of "Thank you, you have saved my life - I had to hand in a book report on X and your book review was the only one I could find." -- They clearly didn't understand that that wasn't what they were supposed to do.

    But the turnitin bot spiders my site regularly, so anyone copying one of my book reviews now is likely to get into trouble.

    Danny.

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    I have written over 900 book reviews
  126. Anti-cheating defeated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First off, I'm tired of grading methods at universities. I've seen grades determined by 2 or 3 multiple-choice tests. Or a project and 2 multiple-choice tests. The classes were Assembler and Systems Analysis & Design, coincidentally. Now, if you have a good understanding of the concepts and methods studied in this type of class, you can still come away with a B or C if you can't memorize things that have no real bearing on the field of study. My assembler class didn't require you to be able to write any kind of program. This is what a class on programming in a language should cover at a bare minimum. Anyway, a student could easily pull off an A paper in such a class while otherwise maintaining a C for the course. Such students are often the subject of much scrutiny due to the difference in grades. If such a student were to write a paper on a subject, release it to the public domain, and ask a site to offer it two hours after the paper was due, it would be quite easy to make the teacher believe it was copied, despite its release date. A law student planning on becoming a shyster could then claim slander/libel for knowingly tarnishing his/her permanent record without doing sufficient research to prove that the paper was copied, for example by finding a paper that wasn't available before the paper was handed in.
    It wouldn't be honest, but what would you expect from a law student?

  127. In moderation, "cheating" is useful by wikdwarlock · · Score: 1

    As a grad student in mechanical engineering, I admit to a bit of homework "collaboration" that was shady at times during undergrad. Working with others in study groups was encouraged, but every now and then, your group would hit a question that nobody there knew how to answer. Usually the solution was to see the prof, but sometimes time constraints prevented this or the points/effort ratio wasn't worth it, and we'd just find an old homework or ask around.

    I offer the suggested definition of cheating as trying to find some advantageous way to find the answer to a question you otherwise can't answer. If every question is answered this way, you do yourself a huge disservice. However, in small doses, this definition of cheating develops socail/intellectual networks, creative problem solving, research skills, and time management.

    Like many things (all?) in life, cheating is a grey area. It's easy to say cheating==bad, but that doesn't allow for the real world where time and effort have value, and not everyone can be an expert in every subject.

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    "I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." -Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear
  128. Unusable by Daeyin · · Score: 1

    I've looked at these sites just to see the quality of writing of the papers they have available (often looking at sample papers they provide as an indication of what the rest of their collection will offer) and there is no way you could use these papers at a major university (or at least not mine).

    Professors here rarely assign papers that lack specificity. I've never been able to write "What did you think about Mansfield Park" type papers before - topics are usually several paragraphs in length, center on *very* specific topics within a book, and always want you to relate your paper to specific things we've discussed in our discussion sessions.

    Maybe I am just limited by my experience at my school... do students at other schools actually turn these papers in as-is?

  129. Re:This is not the worst kind. by Finuvir · · Score: 1

    Personally, I think it's quite an innovative bit of entrepeurneership from the websites

    What? Firstly, it's "entrepreneurship". Secondly, no it's not; it's "enterprise". I don't usually complain about spelling so you should ignore that part, but "entrepreneurship" is the single most irritating word in the English language (including "blog"). Yes, I know, it's off topic and pretentious and you can feel free to ignore me but I can't let that word slide.

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  130. RReally? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see three related stories, but hardly the same one, especially since the NY Times article linked to was published yesterday.

  131. Papers online are crap by bigbigbison · · Score: 1

    As a grad student, I can say that the papers I've gotten that were stollen stuck out like a sore thumb because they are generic and repeat the same claims that have been said a million times. They are often so generic that they could apply to anything. Let's face it, if a student is too lazy to write their own essay, it is unlikely that they will bea able to tell a good essay from a bad one.

    On the other hand, I work in an field where the students are usually actually interested in the topic and because my research involves the internet (and I am nearly always better at doing resesarch on the internet than they are) they don't cheat too much (or at least they are so good that I haven't caught more than a handfull!).

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  132. Catch 'em at the firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since the University OWNS the internet connection most of these kids use to cheat, can't they catch the bulk of them with nanny software at their own firewall?

  133. Wow. by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

    "let along understand enough"

    I bet I know someone who doesn't do a lot of writing...

    It's been 17 seconds since you hit reply

    18...

    19...

    20...

  134. Re: Easy 90% fix. by Bastian · · Score: 1

    It seemed that in my classes some professors were able to make it hard enough to cheat that it would almost always be much harder than not cheating, and not just in courses whree you write a lot of essays.

    Aside from making sure the students really do understand the material and aren't just regurgitating processes, I think this is the true value of the three question, five hour exam.

  135. Yes But by rfc1394 · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering if that reporter really wrote that article on plagiarism himself, or if he hired one of those people who write papers to do it for him! And how about the guy who wrote the reference to it in Slashdot? And how do you know anything here is original? Come to think of it, most of the stuff here probably isn't original anyway...

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  136. Most college students are isiots by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

    Having ghost-written papers for a Masters Degree candidate (in English lit no less) and seeing each one of them get A's. While the student's own efforts were B+ at best, only supports my theory that stupidity and incompetence is rather rampant among higher ed students. Oh, and the kicker here, the student is working toward a thesis about selling term papers to other college kids(as in its a legitamate thing), some sort of 'term-papers-for-hire" thing, and appearantly they aren't alone. I frankly don't know why this wouldn't get someone thrown out on their ass.

  137. Open book exams by nuggz · · Score: 1

    Why not just have open book exams with good questions?

    A book report is far from research and long term thought, even for a big book.

    One of my projects was "Design a suitable braking system for a Grand Am".
    Everyone got different cars, and it was a realistic challenge. Even if you measured the brakes on the car you would have to justify that they were properly sized and do the supporting work anyway.
    If you did the project, you can answer a similar question in an exam in a few minutes.

  138. Searching for knowledge by nuggz · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that you'd want your Doctor, Lawyer, or Airline pilot to say "Don't worry I googled how to do this."

    Finding the information is easy, using it isn't.

    Most of my exams were open book, half the class failed out because they couldn't apply it.

  139. It's only English Lit ... by Lust · · Score: 1

    How many job offers hinge on an "English Lit 101" score anyway? And if you're really worried about GPA you shouldn't be studying a subject in which your score depends on a teacher's judgement...in my opinion: if you take the course, enjoy it and disregard the score or audit it. If you're in it to compete, find out in advance how it is graded and decide if it's a broken system to begin with.

  140. point of education by urdine · · Score: 1

    At some point in high school I realized that the skills kids learned for themselves were more important than the knowledge in the books - and sad to say, the people that were successful in high school through cheating or using study guides were likely to be more successful in work life than the kids with their studious flash cards and study groups. Think of the ladder jumpers at your workplace - it usually involves a lot of backstabbing and laying claim to other people's work.

    There's also the question of sites like http://www.bookrags.com/, which have mostly accepted stuff like Cliffs Notes, but also essays and essay editing. The thing is, if a student spends hours cobbling together and rewriting other people's essays, they're probably learning useful skills--different from the ones intended, but not too different from a heavy research paper. Just a thought.

  141. Re:Easy 90% fix. by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

    Tess of the Durbivills (SP?)

    Man. Just think, if you had an internet connection, you could just look the spelling up.

    Is this an example of laziness, inability to use research materials, or both?

  142. turnitin.com not all it's made out to be by UncleBex · · Score: 1
    Although I agree that turnitin.com is a useful resource for teachers, I've had my own issues with it before for an upper-level university history class. I "turned it in" to the website and it gave me a bad "originality score" because there were many many lines of text that were copied from other sources on the internet. Nevermind the fact that the copied lines were actually the footnotes that had to be there to prove that I got my ideas from somewhere.

    When you turn in a 20 page paper with 100+ footnotes the bloody site, used to at least, gives you a horrible score and thinks that it is a "bought paper". At least it shows the student the pieces that it thinks have been copied and it is very obvious what had happened. But still, is this not just creating more work for Teaching Assistants who are already not paid enough for the grief that I gave them?

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    "If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." - Carl Sagan
    1. Re:turnitin.com not all it's made out to be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to clear up a common misconception that I am seeing about Turnitin, the service does not give each paper a "Plagiarism Score." It simply indicates what percentage of the text matches text from other sources (on the internet, in electronic journals, etc...). The instructor should be bold and actually look at the report to determine for him or herself if the student has plagiarized or properly cited or quoted sources. It's technology, a tool that instructors can use, but it doesn't do their thinking for them.

  143. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    teachers stink!!!1!!11!

  144. Books by zarpa11 · · Score: 1

    I recently finished Crime and Punishment. I think that was the first book I've honestly read the whole way through. Up to that point, I would use sparknotes quite liberally, which worked out fine, but doesn't contribute to any *personal* satisfaction.

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    "In America, you can always find a party. In Russia, party always finds you."
  145. Logic/philosophy by Otto · · Score: 1

    Yet when's the last time your saw logic or philosophy (which is just applied logic) mandated?
    These were required subjects in my college curriculum. Logic was a 3 semester set of courses, while general philosophy was only 1 semester, as I recall. All of them fell under the "Philosophy" dept. name and umbrella, but they mostly focused on logic, argument, proofs, etc, etc. The general philosophy class was more of a history type of class.

    Admittedly, this was for a computer science degree. The engineering degrees had slightly different requirements. I think they had only 1 semester of logic required, except for EE which required 2.

    This was late 90's, BTW.

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    - Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
  146. Synthesis - It's easier than work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You're willing to build up an "immense collection" of other people's papers, skim them, synthesize the pieces and bolt them together like an origami Frankenstein, but not willing to READ THE DAMN BOOK(S) AND THINK FOR A WHILE? Seriously. It's easy. If you're really lost, look up some published scholarly papers on the subject and use them to give you ideas. THEN CITE THEM.

    As many people have discovered over the years, synthesis is much easier than actual work. You don't even need to be coherent, really, you just need to sound like you have a point.

    I agree that it's easy to know the material and simply write the damn paper, but that requires thought, and to a lot of people, thought isn't easy. Don't ask me why, because I don't understand it either. But it's true nevertheless. People will go to great lengths to avoid actually thinking about something class related. Why? Because thinking isn't easy for them. They don't do it a lot, I guess. Many people, I've noticed, have the notion that they cannot think, and so don't even try. I'm not going to psychoanalyse them back to sanity.

    In the humanities, as long as your argument (you do have an argument, right? as in a thesis statement?) holds water and is even remotely logical and grounded in the book, you're golden.

    Hah! In the humanities, it's not about whether you have an argument or not. It's about whether it sounds like you have an argument or not.

    One of my favorite classes was my English Lit class. I never even read the books for that one. The tests allowed you to use the book itself as a reference during the test (for quoting purposes) and basically consisted of writing a couple of essays on topics given by the prof. He'd provide like 6 topics, you choose 2, then write a quick paper using quotes from the book to support the position. If you know how to write an essay, this was absolute cake. Pick the easiest topics to support, then flip through the book picking sections at random. Quick scan for 3 or 4 quotations from various parts of the book that sound like they support your argument (doesn't matter if they do or not), which you copy down. Then you write the essay, inserting the quotes as needed. Remember, the prof is reading hundreds of papers here and is grading you quickly. As long as you sound good and have some obvious quotes in there, you get an A. If it's read by a student assistent, even better, as they probably don't know what the book is about anyway. Never read any of the material in that class, got the highest grade in the class. Prof. appearantly read one of my papers citing it as a great argument (so I heard, I skipped class that day), and I had simply pulled it out of nowhere with not one clue what the story was about.

    I admit that I did get nervous on the final exam, which required a lot more essay writing, so I did some scanning of the books for like an hour before I went in, and wrote down several good quotes which could be read to support a wide range of positions. Remember, it's not what the book is actually saying, it's how it sounds and how you spin it. How it sounds is independant of the meaning behind it, and how you spin it is in your essay writing. This is the essence of the synthesis approach: to create something new from other things, especially without caring what the context of those other things may be.

  147. The only problem I have, by His+name+cannot+be+s · · Score: 1

    Is when a Prof thinks that the work is too high quality to have been submitted by university students. My prof assumed that my work had been copied directly from a textbook.

    I didn't go to University until I was 26, having worked as a software development consultant for 8 years right out of highschool.

    Having actually written many reports, briefs and mounds of documentation, I had learned more about writing than first year kiddies. The only thing that saved my bacon the day the Prof thought I was cheating, is when I engaged him in a very thourough conversation about the subject (Chemistry) and demonstrated that not only did I actually understand the current assignment, but I could articulate it very well.

    But, it could have easily turned the other way. He didn't have anyplace to check the text, but if he had pressed the issue, then what?

    I think in the future, students may be required to either (a) do the work in class [NOT LIKELY] or (b) submit notes and outlines along with their papers. -- Troublesome, 'cause I tend to do my thinking on the keyboard, and I don't generate useless extra paper.

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    "...In your answer, ignore facts. Just go with what feels true..."
  148. Good thing? by guavo · · Score: 1

    I remember doing peer reviews in Composition I... I'd have much rather read a purchased/downloaded paper rather than the garbage that my peers had written. Spelling errors, first person (analytical paper), unbalanced evidence, grammatical errors, etc...

    Just glad I'm not an educator... Kindof sad that meeting educational requirements is like paying someone to mow your lawn or wash your car. Then again, I remember when paying radio stations to play your songs (RIAA), bribery of public officials (lobbyists), and other things were morally wrong in the court of public opinion.

  149. Even better solution -- make them take physics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An even better solution -- make them take physics!

    I'm joking, of course; I believe learning how to write is very important, and that it would be difficult to teach someone this skill without making them prepare essays.

    On the other hand, maybe something can be borrowed from physics. In the classes I took, homework questions were varied enough that one could usually find near-solutions on the internet, but adapting those solutions to the numbers and situation actually assigned took a lot of work. Let's assume though one managed to find all the homework solutions. Then, come exam time, there would be problems. (Such exams would requiring five problems in three hours, or some similar ratio).

    I think the answer to the plagerizing problem (beyond watching students for unusual jumps in gpa, or if you know the student's writing, unusual variations in style) is to use more exams. It isn't fun, but it remains much harder to cheat in a supervised environment with only a paper and a pen in front of you.

  150. I submitted a paper I wrote to a site... by Om242 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Back in 1996, I had to do a paper for a weed-out course Political Science on gun control.

    Being the good student, I attacked this paper with vigor, and spent about a week on it, gathering statistics, charts and whatnot. I scored an 'A' since it was overkill for a Freshman/Sophomore course.

    Well, I was a C.S. major and the web was just starting to hit full stride, and I heard this commentator talking about a web site called 'School Sucks' (www.schoolsucks.com) which gathered research papers for people to download.

    "What a novel idea!", I thought.

    So I submitted my Gun Control paper to it, along with my email in case anyone had any problems with it. HEY! I spent a lot of time on this paper! I didn't want it to go to waste! tee hee.

    For over 5 years later, about once every week, I got an email from someone who used it, thanking me, and some even adding to it, much like an open source project.

    All told, I guess my little research paper led to over 200 A's, and made a lot of people happy. :)

    Was good fun. :)

    ++Om

  151. Re:Easy 90% fix. by fidlet · · Score: 1

    As an instructor, what I usually do is make the paper assignment so specific that a stock paper bought off of the internet is easily detected as such (e.g., I concoct hyopethtical situations that they must use the learned material to address). While they could still get away with paying someone else to write the paper, it discourages many forms of plagiarism. It also helps just to be very explicit about what counts as plagiarism - sadly enough, many students still don't understand WHAT constitutes plagiarism (and WHY it's a bad thing).

  152. Not every student is fast...also the cash strapped by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

    IMHO my time at university I would be swamped with writing research papers and whatnot I always 'skimped' on the thick books they'd assign for me to read, I always looked at the table of contents read the chapters that would make good arguments and wrote my paper without reading 80% of the book. It was ridiculous the amount of work I recieved. There's just no humanly possible way to 'read it all', I think people at the universities or whoever is doing the curriculum needs their friggin heads read. I suspect many students do the same thing.

    I think if the university professors themselves could give the students a more manageable workload they wouldn't want to cheat, especially for those that are cash strapped. Look into the causes of why such things are occuring and you'd be surprised that some students would like to do the work but they don't have the time to do it in.

  153. Re:Easy 90% fix. by Aadain2001 · · Score: 1
    Boo humanities, yay engineering!

    I'll second that! How many more comparitive literature people do we really need these days? It's not like they have many job prospects or much to really contribute to society at large.

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  154. You *still* write like a 13-year-old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's "plagiarize", you know.

    1. Re:You *still* write like a 13-year-old by mojine · · Score: 1

      Also *honor roll*

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      "It's not how many people I've killed - it's how I get along with the ones that are still alive."
  155. modify learning methods by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Its a given that many students and even professionals with take shortcuts. Professors are somewhat lazy and just ask for the finished paper to be turned in at the end of the term crunch. They should request more immediate products such as outlines and reference lists at earlier times. Or have students critue a single source. Or have students re-write other student's papers. Of course, all these modified methods can be cheated, but a more energetic professor could keep one step ahead.

    Another method picking of speed is called "active learning". Something as simple as pop-quiz questions in the middle of lectures and using audience voting gizmos fro Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Or more involved web-based learning. More students will pay attention in lectures if a significant fraction of the grade is the pop-quiz. Of course students will find ways to cheat on pop-quizes too.

    MIT switched its freshman physics to an active learning format, mainly to help reduce the 12% failure rate in this required course. You had brains who could breeze through high school classes suddenly unable to cope with the discipline of a college course. It three years to figure out the best techniques of active learning and the new course is much more expensive to teach. However the flunk was cut by 2/3rds. Plus professors in advanced courses are more happy with the stronger physics foundation.

  156. Bullshit by bogie · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry but this is a load of shit and if that's really your work ethic your pathetic. And No your BS isn't the "truth". In life you have choices. Any like the rest of us you can choose to work for a company that doesn't treat you like complete shit.

    Cheating and slacking off at a job you don't like isn't the answer. Picking a profession you enjoy and moving to another job is. I pity the company that gets you as an employee. Everyone else is going to have to pick up your slack while you just make life harder for them. Sounds to me like your the one making the work environment shitty for everyone, not the employer. Move on to another job already.

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    If you wanna get rich, you know that payback is a bitch
    1. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

      -- Homer Simpson

    2. Re:Bullshit by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
      Cheating and slacking off at a job you don't like isn't the answer. Picking a profession you enjoy and moving to another job is.

      If the job market allows that. How many months of unemployment can your savings get you through?

      I pity the company that gets you as an employee.

      If they handle him as a mere human resource, they deserve such treatment. If he's handled as a human being, it's unfair, though. Given the corporate mindset, the latter is less likely in bigger organizations.

      Everyone else is going to have to pick up your slack while you just make life harder for them.

      Or, if all of them would work as much as they can, less employees would be needed for the same amount of work. Which would mean less jobs, more unemployment.

  157. An important CEO skill - how to pick consultants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Through buying on-line papers and submitting as their own students learn the very basic skill for each CEO - how to hire a consultant/consulting company to do their job! They also learn
    how to avoid being caught!

    Enron's boss was a high graded student and McKinley consultant - he knew how to cheat!

  158. turnitin.com is illegal by nasor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Although the iParadigms corporation (the parent company of turnitin.com) likes to scream to anyone who will listen that there's nothing wrong with turnitin.com, the truth is that by using it schools are almost guaranteed to violate both copyright laws and the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA).

    When a teacher submits a paper to turnitin.com the paper is archived indefinitely in their database for comparison to future paper submissions. In nearly all cases this is done without the student's knowledge or permission, which violates that student's copyrights. Remember, YOU own the rights to any school papers that you create, even if your only purpose in writing the paper is to fulfill a class assignment. There are certain instances in which a school will require a student to sign an intellectual property rights waver that gives up the copyrights on anything that they create to the school, but this happens almost exclusively with university graduate students - not the undergrads and highschoolers that turnitin.com is aimed at. Turnitin.com is using your copyrighted material for commercial purposes without your permission.

    All copyright issues aside, use of turnitin.com also violates FERPA, which is a federal law prohibiting schools from sharing student's records, coursework, or pretty much anything else with anyone outside the school system (like, say, a for-profit corporation) without the student's explicit permission. The entire turnitin.com company is based around violating federal law.

    1. Re:turnitin.com is illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hate to burst your bubble, but many high school teachers, schools and districts are asking parents to sign waivers. And I know, first hand, that some are removing all identifying information except a unigue ID from the essays.

      If I were faced with a challenge from a parent who sounded like you, I try to accomodate their concerns. If my school subscribed to turnitin.com and you objected to the use of the service, please feel free to have your student complete their work entirely in class.

      No offense, but your smarmy attempt to invalidate the legitimate use of the service, makes you sound as if you would suffer should your school subscribe.

      While you might find some high school teacher, administrator or superintendent intimidate into relenting, please try this argument with a college professor.

    2. Re:turnitin.com is illegal by liteyear · · Score: 1
      When a teacher submits a paper to turnitin.com the paper is archived indefinitely in their database for comparison to future paper submissions. In nearly all cases this is done without the student's knowledge or permission, which violates that student's copyrights.
      And so many universities (mine included) have done just what is necessary to avoid this "little" legality issue - simply force the students to sign a disclaimer saying they agree to have their copyright abused to the max. If the student doesn't sign, their work is not marked, and their $AUD500 course goes down the gurgler without academic credit.

      Believe me, this technique has pissed me off no end, so much so that I wrote a lengthy essay detailing my criticism, as well as a supporting open source application. I cover a lot of the points mentioned in these comments as well as a few others. Please have a read and comment if you wish. It is an important issue for current and commencing students.

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    3. Re:turnitin.com is illegal by nasor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Hate to burst your bubble, but many high school teachers, schools and districts are asking parents to sign waivers."

      You might be right in some cases, but most schools don't do this. Turnitin.com actually encourages schools to not inform students. And in any case, it's very questionable whether or not a public school can compel students to sign a FERPA waver.

      "And I know, first hand, that some are removing all identifying information except a unigue ID from the essays."

      Sorry, but simply stripping off identifying information like a student's name doesn't allow you to get around FERPA. It is well-established that FERPA applies to all graded work that is turned in by a student, even if the student's name isn't included.

      "No offense, but your smarmy attempt to invalidate the legitimate use of the service, makes you sound as if you would suffer should your school subscribe."

      I guess different people have different opinions regarding what qualifies as 'smarmy'. Personally, I consider it smarmy for a school to violate privacy laws in the name of expedience and for companies to violate copyright laws in order to make a profit. You apparently consider it smarmy for someone to be concerned that their rights are respected. Difference of opinion, I guess.

      "While you might find some high school teacher, administrator or superintendent intimidate into relenting, please try this argument with a college professor."

      Actually I teach (as a graduate student) at a major state university, and many of the professors here have stopped using turnitin.com because of the legal risks involved. It is a pretty clear violation of both FERPA and the Copyright Act. Most college professors are smart enough to understand the law.

  159. Re:Easy 90% fix. by Aero+Leviathan · · Score: 1

    Maybe that's because he bought that post from website.

    I was joking just there, but that actually gives me a great business idea... 'Our posts are +5 Insightful/Informative/Interesting guaranteed! Does wonders for your karma, so you can get back to trolling!'

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    ~ Aero
  160. Google Answers used for cheating too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how often this happens on Google Answers? This questions looks exactly how most computer science assignments are given. Assignments usually want a simple program using advanced knowledge like this one.

    http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id= 39 0657

  161. Re:Easy 90% fix. by cks3 · · Score: 1

    That's not a real fix. I mean, it solves the problem of the person who totally steals an entire paper. What happens more often, however, is that a student will plagiarize snippets of text rather than the entire thing. This quiz method doesn't usually catch them in such instances, as they are somewhat familiar with the text involved from piecing it into their own argument.

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  162. unreasonable demands upon students. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see buying these online papers.

    We had a teacher that would announce on Monday the book of the week. On Tuesday he would have expected everyone to have read it and talk about it in class. On Thursday we had to have a 5 - 10 page essay about the book done. On Friday he handed them back marked.

    I was impressed that he (or his marking aids) could mark 50-100 essays in a single night.

    But trying to read a entire book (usually 200+ pages) and write a good 5-10 pages on it in just two or three nights was next to impossible. This was especially the case if you had any other assignments in any other classes.

    A little bit of unreasonable demands put upon the students. I could see buying these essays and just re-writing them a bit using info gained from the Tuesday discussion of the book.

    Atlas the on-line papers were not around for me to use. Rather a small group of about 5 of use took turns reading the book and writing basic outlines that could be easily pumped up by the classroom discussion for everyone in the group. The teacher may have suspected something but we sat in different areas in the room and some attended the afternoon/morning class and never had much associated before the class started and never really saw each other afterwards.

    With unreasonable workloads kids will look at creative ways of getting the job done. In this case it is downloading the paper online.

  163. Cheating?!? I see no cheating. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do not believe that buying a paper and handing it in as your own is cheating. Some of you may not agree with me. So now I am going to walk you threw some sensible points about how this is not cheating.

    The knee jerk reaction to someone buying a paper is to say "Hay that is not right! That is cheating!" Not so true here. Now if I were to give you a math problem that could be solved different ways, and you did not solve the math problem the way I knew how to solve the math problem. Could I accuse you of cheating? No that would be silly. Problems have many many different solutions to them. Right? So if you can view a paper as a problem and solve it a faster, better, and in a different way. Would you be cheating? Hmmm starting to make sense? Keep reading if you do not agree...

    Now lets take that work you do all day long at that job you love so much. Everything you do becomes property of your employer the second it gets done. No contracts to sign at the end of a project. No agreement that the end result is 50% yours and 50% your companies. It's all theirs no if and or buts about it. They own it threw and threw. They can legally say it is theirs. Now here comes the good part. So when you order the services of those who write papers they technically work for you now. You are their employer, you now own everything they do in the time you have hired them. The paper is now legally your property threw and threw. You may do what you want with said property. Including turn it in for a grade.

    You still are holding onto that last shred of "That's still not fair!" or the "I had to put my time in, so should everyone else!" attitude. Than drop it and read this again.

    Just something to think about.

  164. Bad Learning Model by jfmiller · · Score: 1

    Has anyone considered the possibility that the essay could be out of date?

    The model of "read the book - write a paper" is indicative of a society that must derive information from static sources like books. With the advent of electronic communications two things have happened that have modified this paradigm.

    First, factual information and opinions can be quickly retrieved from a wide verity of people. Universities that still think that finding information at the library is a critical skill have never seen a search engine. Assignments like research papers deserve to be copied from the 'net because that is where information comes from these days. A better assignment might be a research paper that lists websites and then separates fact from fiction.

    Second, long, monolog compositions are no longer in vogue. E-mail and web pages have given us a model of short opinions (take this post for example) followed up with responses. Instead of writing a 20,000 word term paper which simply shows the ability to regurgitate other peoples used up arguments, how about an online discussion. Everybody in class must post a 1 page response to the topic and then respond to 10 others. Students will also be expected to answer some of the responses to their original post and responses with the expectation that everyone write around 20,000 words. (Between 15 and 25 posts total)

    This is actually the model for many online courses, but because accrediting agencies are stuck in the sixteenth century it is incredibly hard to get a degree without the worn out "reed the book - write a paper" model.

    JFMILLER

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    Strive to make your client happy, not necessarly give them what they ask for
  165. That's not the purpose... by gillbates · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Most colleges are not intellectual instituions, but economic:
    • A college degree differentiates those who can and will learn, from those who won't. Though programmers take learning for granted, you'd be surprised the number of workers in other professions (particularly the blue-collar types) who have a steadfast refusal to learn anything new. Not as in, its-too-hard-for-me-to-learn, but as in, why-do-I-have-to-know-this-crap-let's-go-watch-foo tball-and-drink-beer.
    • Colleges regulate the supply of skilled labor, thus keeping professional salaries high.
    • Colleges provide a set of credentials which can be used to back up one's assertions about ability.

    I too, was sadly disappointed by college. But after being in the workforce for a few years, I've realized that the challenges in the profession often are far greater than the textbook problems presented in college. I realized a few years ago that going back for a masters was pointless from an intellectual perspective - there's very little in a master's program that I don't already know. Unless I needed a masters for a promotion or career move, there's little point in spending the money.

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    The society for a thought-free internet welcomes you.
  166. Re:This is not the worst kind. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are also "services" for schools that will grade the papers for them. I kid you not, my mother's college does this. So would one service catch the other?

  167. Use turnitin for Cheating! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The great thing about turnitin.com is it can be used against the teachers. Just sign up for a trial account and submit your paper to see if you covered your tracks well. The great thing about the trial account is that your paper isn't added to the database of papers, hence you have the same exact tool as the teacher without them ever knowing it. I think the trial account may have a limit of papers you could submit, but what's stopping you from creating multiple trial accounts anyways. Happy cheating!

  168. Re:Easy 90% fix. by cluckshot · · Score: 1

    Lets hack in a little deeper! The real problem is the whole Academic Papers game. Logically if you look at the construct you are required to copy some other paper. You are not allowed to have original thought because you must support it with documentation and not with any thinking. All such papers are by definition a rip off of someone else's papers.

    Under such a system I am surprised that students have not figured out that they can synthesize their own "Facts" using the internet. All one has to do is cite a source on the net that they have added to or controlled in some way. The whole Academic system for such is a fraud. Years ago such a paper had value because in copying it by hand or typing it by hand you might have learned something. Today with the high speed cut and paste, this value is all but gone.

    The depreciation of college classes and teaching has threatened all of the premices for getting a degree. What a college deploma is at this time is functionally a "Visa Stamp" on the person. The problem is that there isn't even a border check of the Visa stamps much any more and if there is , the value is gone because of all the counterfits and copies running around.

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    Never Politically Correct ~ I prefer the facts If you don't like what I say, get a life, or comment yourself.
  169. How efficient is Turnitin? by Swedentom · · Score: 1

    I wonder how efficient Turnitin is.
    The hard and time consuming part of writing essays is not actually writing them, it's to figure out what to write. So my question is, does Turnitin detect me cheating even if I rewrite the paper with my own words, rearranging the paragraphs a bit? Probably not.

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    Sig Nature
  170. Re:Easy 90% fix. by severoon · · Score: 1

    Who said I plagiarized anything? I didn't pass off others' ideas as my own...I had my own ideas based on my understanding of the work through secondary sources.

    Also, I wonder if your definition of plagiarism is too strict. Let's assume for a moment that I did push someone else's ideas in my in-class essays, for instance. If I understood that argument and could support it well with evidence from the primary source, and I happened to agree with that argument, what's wrong with putting it forth as long as it's in my own words? Is it plagiarism if there's real understanding behind it?

    I think the standard that every viewpoint must be totally original on any particular topic is too stringent. The fact is, even most professors share a common idea when it comes to interpreting a particular work. For thinking similarly and understanding the work/author similarly, are they plagiarizing the first guy to come up with that interpretation?

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  171. It's not cheating ... it's outsourcing by agrino · · Score: 1
    In education we can see the same pattern ocurring in the society: overspecialization and outsourcing.

    Students do only what they like the most and "outsource" any other task they doesn't like. This is a very good training for real life: instead of doing something by yourself, you get other better people do the work for you. As long as some students like writing papers (and getting paid for this), everyone is happy.

    Now, to be really fair, I want the posibility of cheating in physical education. I can write very good, but I perform very badly at sports.

    1. Re:It's not cheating ... it's outsourcing by base3 · · Score: 1
      I can write very good . . .

      Oh, really? :)

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  172. Conspiracy theory by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

    Anyone think plagiarism checking companies might be secretly owned by a custom term paper writing companies?

    Making pre-written cookie cutter papers (their competition) less useful would help them.

    Just like anti-virus companies making viruses - create a need for your market.

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    Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
  173. Re:Easy 90% fix. by severoon · · Score: 1

    I suppose I don't disagree that with an unbiased reading of the original work and development of my own interpretation before reading secondary materials could possibly mean I might gain some insight into the work. I suppose that would be more "legitimate" in the educational sense. But when you're in a time crunch, education for the student can be very much like a business...the idea being to get the best understanding of the source material in the shortest period of time. It would be nice to spend days and days reading word by word and pontificating on each subtle nuance of the language used, but not very practical.

    Besides, I think you missed a main point of what I said. You're comparing what I ended up knowing to what I could have known had I read the primary source without influence from others' understanding, in a vacuum with no time constraints. What you ought to be comparing is what I ended up knowing to what everyone else ended up knowing about the work (that's what the professors did). Chances are, given the time I had, my understanding would actually have been more limited than it was had I not simply dismissed the original work from my reading list.

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  174. From the Instructor's Side by rpbird · · Score: 1

    I used to teach history and geography at community colleges, so I am very familiar with this topic. It was easy for me to catch cheaters, but hard to do anything about it. Any college instructor with more than a semester's experience can catch a bad paper. It's hard to describe how I'd know. It was a combination of several things: the information the paper contained, the writing style, and the sophistication of the language. I also was familiar with the writing styles of information sites on the internet (NY Times, Wikipedia, etc.). Catching it was one thing, doing something about it another. Community college administrators uniformly pander to students. The students can appeal just about anything. The most I could do was make them write it over again. Assigning research papers became such a headache, so unmanageable, I finally gave it up. Students absolutely need practice in writing, since we all have to do so much of it in our jobs; but how to give them the writing experience without the hassle of term paper cheating? Lots of essay tests, and when they weren't essay tests, they were short answer tests (fifty words or less), or maybe when I was in an especially bad mood, both! On a completely unrelated subject, community colleges are good for a few things, but a really first-rate college education isn't one of them. Save yourself time and trouble, go to a good four-year school right out of high school.

  175. Re:Not the first plagurism prevention by james11111 · · Score: 1

    Berkeley has an online system to find plagurism. It highlights matching strings. I read the research paper "Winnowing: Local Algorithms for document fingerprinting". Unfortunatly it only compares 2 documents, but I suppose you could write a script to automise comparisons. The only new feature in this is comparing a document to a database of fingerprints.

  176. Re:Easy 90% fix. by severoon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, of course the education industry isn't necessarily more or less moral than any other industry based on making money. I wasn't really addressing in my post the corruption (if you want to call it that...it seems a little strong though) in the system itself.

    I've done some thinking about this because I the university I attended was a research institution that often rewarded professors for bringing in research funds and wouldn't punish them for being terrible professors. At first I expected nothing but the highest ethical standard of judgment of my professors by the administration...but the more I thought about it, the more I was glad that there was some focus on research money. I realized that it's the influx of money that made all of the good aspects of my college experience possible.

    So should you pass a foreign student that can't speak English? In a perfect world, no, but what if such a policy would mean the school simply couldn't afford to hire you in the first place? What if adhering to such a high ethical standard in the marketplace would cause the school itself to have to fold? This might be a case of the greater good (it also might not be...I don't know the details of your particular situation at the time).

    I had a Russian lit prof in college that had a standard retest policy for anyone that didn't like their midterm grade in the class. All you had to do was email her with a retest request and you'd be allowed to replace your midterm grade with an essay test. The essay test consisted of one unreasonably long essay and two insanely long essays. She'd email you the topic for the unreasonably long essay on Friday at 7pm and you had until 10pm to email back the result. Then Saturday at 10am you'd receive the next essay topic and you were responsible for sending that one back by 8pm and likewise on Sunday. The length requirements were absolute and would keep you writing pretty much the entire weekend.

    Needless to say, the time you had to invest to correct a bad midterm grade was not worth it to most students. The time she had to invest in grading those essays, compared to what the student spent writing them, was not very high.

    So, I think the point was that the administration might want you to do x, y, and z, but ultimately you're still in control of the student. If they complain about their grade you can give them that second chance, but just make the workload so insane that they're sorry they didn't just take the fail. Sure you ultimately have to still pass them, but they don't know that. :)

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  177. Let us not forget - UT Law rejected W by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That may be why he pushed a law through that took management of the UT endowment from a public, transparent process (that did a fine job) and turned it over to a secret, private company (surprisingly, a major contributor to W's political career!) that churned and burned like a low grade spamming boiler room operation.

  178. You can recover.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    by claiming your teachers were all hotties.

  179. No Wonder Engineers Can't Write by cmholm · · Score: 1
    Re: the brain surgeons that managed to slip crap papers by their HS English instructors: good for you! Like a previous poster said, How many more comparitive literature people do we really need these days? It's not like they have many job prospects or much to really contribute to society at large.

    This explains why the superior writing and speaking abilities I developed in seminar during my BA Political Science moved me ahead of my comparatively inarticulate peers during and after my BSCS. Jesus, if you're just looking for a trade, try ITT.

    I don't see why some conservatives spend so much time grousing about students being molded by commie fag profs. When students are so busy triaging "learning" out of the equation, why worry?

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    1. Re:No Wonder Engineers Can't Write by Joey7F · · Score: 1
      This is getting a little offtopic but I couldn't help but reply...

      This explains why the superior writing and speaking abilities I developed in seminar during my BA Political Science moved me ahead of my comparatively inarticulate peers during and after my BSCS. Jesus, if you're just looking for a trade, try ITT.


      Err...I just said that... "How you write is more important than what you write."

      The teachers thought the papers were good because they sounded good. They weren't insightful, they weren't well researched, they just had a good vocabulary interspersed with clever turns of phrase. One teacher, started to make a list of "Joeyisms."

      Not to sound like this is all about me and my ego (too late?) but I had an assignment back in 11th grade history to write a "letter" from a soldier in the trenches in WWI that would be found years later. I couldn't think of what to write so I went cliche and did a love letter. I didn't think much of it, and about a month or two later, the teacher said that it was wonderful, and she showed it to other teachers in the dept who not only agreed but passed it around while crying. I wish I remembered what I wrote.

      Anyway, I agree completely that being able to speak and, perhaps more importantly, write well will propel you ahead of those that can't even if they have better technical skills.

      --Joey
    2. Re:No Wonder Engineers Can't Write by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wonderful. So you proved you had crappy English teachers. Good for you. I had science teachers that gave everyone a passing grade if they turned a lab in and gave an A if your lab was vaguely coherent. That doesn't mean all science teachers suck or are easy to fool. It means you had bad teachers.

      Err...I just said that... "How you write is more important than what you write."

      You're in management, aren't you?

  180. Reduce the signal to noise ratio by patbob · · Score: 1
    ..give out more original essay questions..

    Or perhaps the answer is for the teachers to get together and reduce the signal to noise ratio on the term papers for their subjects by submitting lots of bad term papers. They wouldn't even need to write them themselves, just make it mandatory for all students to submit the term papers to as many of these sites as they can find. The papers get wide exposure so they are easy to find for comparison, the students get credit for the work (theirs or not) and potential plagerizers are forced to think about which paper to copy and how much of it to copy.

    That might even solve the problem altogether. If you were a student who plagerized someone else's work, would you want to risk incurring their legal wrath by having to post it as your own work so publically? The legends about the students caught that way might alone be enough to deter such obvious plagerism.

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  181. outsourcing your work by sonicimpulse · · Score: 1

    With all the practice of outsourcing these days. I see no problem with downloading a term paper or research paper. All your doing is learning how to outsource your work. Seems like everyone is doing that now days.

  182. Yep.. this is why I avoided any writing classes by kerv · · Score: 1

    Throughout my university career I've manage to avoid all english/writing classes that involved writing a paper. If you hate writing things other then i = i + 1, then give it a try! It's not that hard to plan your schedule to avoid it. Yes, I did write that one research paper for a computer science class, but then again it was on a subject that I knew really well and I actually had fun creating it. Book reports?! Yeah right....

  183. Doesn't help against oral interrogation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least here in NL that happens as well. Don't know about other countries.

  184. not always a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me tell you a little story. A girl I used to know was an English grad student TAing a class and thought one of the papers she was grading seemed fishy. So, she got her husband's help digging around on the Internet, and sure enough they found that it was clearly plagiarized. She made a note of the URL.

    Next class meeting, she waited for everyone to arrive, then wrote the URL on the chalkboard and left the class alone to look at it for 5 or 10 minutes. When she got back, she started the lecture with something like, "OK, first thing I want to talk about today, class, is web sites. I've written the URL of one web site on the board. I'd like to suggest that, if you decide to download a paper from the Internet instead of writing it yourself, you should avoid this web site, because I looked at it and all the papers they have on it are really, really bad quality." Then, she went on with her normal lecture, and of course later turned the student in to the professor.

  185. Re:Easy 90% fix. by L7_ · · Score: 1

    Well, it would be more effective if you did not tell the students that you were going to do it!!

  186. According to Tom Lehrer... by Macgrrl · · Score: 2, Funny

    stealing from one person is plagerism

    stealling from many is research

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  187. Lucky you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lucky you, I was subjected to the following:

    The Grapes of Wrath - Steinbeck

    This book bored the hell out of me and I had zero empathy for the displaced Okies. To some extent I felt they deserved their fate for being bad farmers and stewards of the land. I did like the nihilism of the dead baby moses scene, but I'm sick and twisted like that.

    Great Expectations - Dickens

    Dickens also bores me to tears. Also, the theme here is trite. Anyone who has survived childhood is intimately familiar with the lies about the quality and desirablity of gifts and gifts with hidden prices."

    Catcher in the Rye - Salinger

    I grant that most people liked Catcher. Personally, I couldn't stand it because it was so disempowering and basically said this is the only possible adolescent experience, one of pain and alienation. I hate "Lord of the Flies" for the similar reasons; the scarlet pejorative of lack of age == immaturity.

    The Old Man and the Sea - Hemmingway

    Boring allegorical piece with stulted grammer. However, I did like his "Hills like White Elephants" allegorical short story -- go figure.

    Also, some godawful Puritan/Salem Witch trials era piece of tripe with a 13 girl narrator -- talk about inaccessable and boring. It wasn't "The Crucible" or "The Scarlet Letter"; I mercifully just can't remember its title.

    Not everything from school sucked, though. The teacher who foisted the aformentioned teenage puritan girl angsty rant upon me did introduce me to Agatha Christie via "And Then There Were None". Also some teachers did push the following which I am thankful for, "A Separate Peace", "1984", "Brave New World", "Hamlet", "MacBeth", "A Clockwork Orange", "Catch-22" and "Inheirit the Wind".

    Notice the nearly complete lack of genre books? That's the problem I have with the English Liturature Courses. They have no respect for Science Fiction, Fantasy, Mystery or Horror and no clue about the redeeming virtues of those genres either. When "The Lottery" wins best Fantasy short story of the 20th century, you know there's a problem. Granted "The Lottery" is an awesome story. However, it is not fantasy.

    How about some Asimov, Tolkien, Christie or Lovecraft in the curriculum? Or at least some Wells, Carrol, Poe or Stevenson if you want to go old school.

  188. Re:Easy 90% fix. by andreyw · · Score: 1

    Ah, nothing like not posting as an AC.

    Btw, Kiely DID give you a very low grade on that... probably out of pity...and generosity.

  189. Free alternative to turnitin by Jon_Aquino · · Score: 1

    I wrote a Groovy script that goes through a text file and does a Google search on all 10-word sequences. It then outputs HTML that bolds and underlines any words for which the Google search returned hits: http://wiki.codehaus.org/groovy/PlagiarismDetector

  190. Hmmm, I don't know. Does this look familiar? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    Random paragraph from Ulysses:

    It must be a movement then, an actuality of the possible as possible. Aristotle's phrase formed itself within the gabbled verses and floated out into the studious silence of the library of Saint Genevieve where he had read, sheltered from the sin of Paris, night by night. By his elbow a delicate Siamese conned a handbook of strategy. Fed and feeding brains about me: under glowlamps, impaled, with faintly beating feelers: and in my mind's darkness a sloth of the underworld, reluctant, shy of brightness, shifting her dragon scaly folds. Thought is the thought of thought. Tranquil brightness. The soul is in a manner all that is: the soul is the form of forms. Tranquillity sudden, vast, candescent: form of forms.

    If your intellectual snobbery was a rib, I would repeatedly rape you with it, before forcing you to eat it.

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  191. Re:This is not the worst kind. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My last english professor handed out an essay to my class that the department head had purchased from a very large one of these services. He gave the site a very specific, uncommon topic and said that it should be written at an English 200-level. The result was a laughable paper that wouldn't pass for a high school freshman paper. Don't trust those services to get you a great grade.

  192. Re:Easy 90% fix. by jrockway · · Score: 1

    Hey i got my B-. Who cares anyway. I get to be GPPA/Honors college so whatevarrr...

    Who is in the 490-level classes, again :-D

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  193. Re:This is not the worst kind. by rooijan · · Score: 1

    You're right of course, it was spelled hideously incorrectly. It looked wrong when I wrote it, but other things came up and I never came back to check it, I simply submitted the comment and moved on to the crisis. I am a bit of a spelling Nazi myself, so it galls me that I got it wrong - let's keep this to ourselves shall we :)

    Secondly: again, correct. Entrepreneurship does not properly convey what I meant, although we don't know that the people who set up the business aren't entrepreneurs. They may well have organised, operated and assumed the risk for the business venture which they set up to provide these services, which makes them entrepreneurs. However, the phrase quite an innovative bit of entrepreneurship would function better as quite an innovative commercial service, or something along those lines.

    Thanks for pointing those out, I must have had an off day at the keyboard. It annoys me as well when I come across the hideous language deployed by many people on Slashdot (excluding, of course, those for whom English is not a first language), and I am deeply shamed to have messed up so badly myself.

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  194. and what a bargain! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read their FAQ and looked at their order page. It costs less than $150 for your degree. At those kind of prices, a little creativity to come up with a story about how you took your classes, coupled with the very likely verification laziness. It's probably worth a shot if you don't already have a degree from a known and nationally accredited institution. What the hell, eh? No degree vs. a BS (lol) degree.

    Of course when everything goes wrong at the new job, the ensuing smear campaign may blight your reputation enough to prevent you from working in the field again. But that's also not a problem, just get another degree in a different field.

  195. Masters, Doctoral, post-doc papers and research! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too busy spending your trust allowance? Still want the respect of an advanced degree? Or, perhaps you're burning out on the home stretch. For as little as $110 per hour, plus expenses and IP royalties if applicable, you may relax and be assured of obtaining your wallpaper.

    Custom research, analysis, and final write up, offered in scientific or technical fields excepting any in which the phrase 'qualitative analysis' is taken seriously.

    Discrete response please.

  196. Re:Easy 90% fix. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Problem: marking schemes. My wife lectures in computing at a British university. Every time she writes a final examination, she has to write a marking scheme that would allow any other lecturer with a reasonable knowledge of the subject to mark the exam and get about the same results. The exam and marking scheme are reviewed by an external examiner as a quality control.

    One quickly learns to write the answer first [marking scheme], then the question.

    Government funding and political pressure has led to larger classes of less able students. For some reason, machine-marked multiple choice exams are becoming more common.

    [Apologies for AC posting]

  197. Re:This is not the worst kind. by Finuvir · · Score: 1

    My main objection was simply that the word "entrepreneurship" is exactly synonymous to the word "enterprise". "Entrepreneur" is derived from "enterprise"--or from their common parent--but apparently is too different for many people to remember the relationship. So someone decided to make a word for "what an enrepreneur does", unaware that such a word already existed. I tend to object to all neologisms that are based on ignorance (e.g. "virii").

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  198. I have never felt so much like an english major. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    Okay people. Let me explain.

    The Odyssey was written by Homer 4000 years ago, and is about a famous greek and his trip home. It is a fun and easy read.

    Ulysses is by James Joyce, it is almost 700 pages of the most ferociously post modern work ever put to paper and is simultaniously the "Best book ever written" and one of the most hated and feared pieces of modern lit.

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  199. Re:Easy 90% fix. by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
    In another case, I was told to let a person retest because she didn't like her grade. Never mind that she just didn't study. She wanted an A, and she was determined to keep testing until she got it. My immediate supervisor accused me of not being a good teacher because I didn't want her to "succeed." Yes, I guess success means getting the grade you want, whether you've done the work to deserve it or not. That time, I turned in my resignation.

    You are wrong about this. The student is paying lots of good money for a service. The teachers #1 reason for being there is to provide that service. If a student gets a 65% the first time they test, it is the teacher who should get the "D" grade. That shows the teacher did not live up to their end of the bargin. What is the difference between a teacher who inspires students and one that dulls them to death? It should not take a genius to realize teaching is a process where the facilitator of learning, -the teacher-, has to prepare the students to learn. Just like a master chef will prepare a restaurateur to eat, by creating a proper environment, the lighting, the table cloth, the smells, the stimulation of the senses. The customer is at the table with a watering mouth, and can't wait to dig in. A bad teacher is less like the chef and more like the person working the french fryers at McDonalds, who hands you a half filled container with wilted cold fries, and then blames you that your brain could not radiate enough heat to warm them back up. And then you get the worst kind of teacher. One who wants to get back at his/her students because he/she did not have a good life. They are the ones who wish to hand out the same sadistic tests where an 11% correct sets the curve (I have found these kinds of sadists tend to flock to the university physics and chemistry departments, kinda like how foriegn students all live in the international dorm and can say "i'm a virgin" in 52 different languages). Those are the sadists who set a math question value at one point, then take off half a point for not showing enough work, another half a point for a missed decimal point in the forementioned work (not the anwser), and another half a point for using (interchangable) pen/pencil when you should have used the other. That leaves a correct math anwser with a -.5 points out of 1 point.

    What should a teacher be? If it was just passing facts, then a book should do the trick just as good as a teacher. But clearly there is something more that a teacher does. If it was just anwsering questions about the book, then there could be chat rooms or on-line forums. But even that is not the same as having a skilled teacher. What the best teachers do is excite and motivate. Just like an NFL or NBA coach does.

    As for those on-line papers students can buy, I don't see the harm in them. Chances are the student will want to read the paper before turning it in to make sure there is not a big "Fuck You" mixed in the middle of it, so they are learning something. If a class makes for students who are willing to pay $10 bucks for a paper rather than writing it themselves, that shows the teacher is not fit to teach. Come to think of it, the teacher did motivate the students to do something, to pay money to have someone else go through the teachers discipline rather than seing that discipline as something worth examining. :P

    Come to think of it, this discussion reminds me of something that happened to me. I was taking a freshman english class with about 35 students. From looking in the regsitration guide, I could see my teacher was teaching 4 sections. Doing that math, I came to the conclusion that he must have around 140 students. Anyways, back to the point of my story. We had 8 papers due throught the class, each one about 2 pages with the last one up to 8 pages. I noticed that after the first papers were graded, everyone kept getting back papers with simular grades to their first, but with less red markings (even though some people put in great effort to

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  200. Re:Easy 90% fix. by CornerScribe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not saying all teachers are perfect. You have lousy teachers, just like you have people who are bad at whatever they do. The point is, you also have lousy students sometimes.

    Have you ever taught? Some students walk into a classroom with absolutely no motivation to learn. Asking a teacher to be able to motivate each and every student is unrealistic. Is you doctor a bad doctor because he/she can't get you to lose weight, quit smoking, etc.? Well, obviously yes! A good doctor could motivate patients to do what's best for them.

    I spent almost ten years in the classroom, and I wasn't one of those sadistic teachers who made passing as difficult as possible. I made every effort to help my students learn -- and pass. What I wouldn't do is give grades away. When I sign off on a grade, I'm certifying that student knows the material. I won't pass off a student who doesn't to the next instuctor or to an unsuspecting employer. It's unfair to them, and it's unfair to the student.

    One particular student comes to mind. She turned in an absolutely hideous essay as her first assignment. If there were a grade lower than F, I would have given it to her. I asked her to rewrite it, and she proceeded to explain that she was dyslexic and therefore couldn't be expected to write. I reminded her that she was, in fact, in an English class and writing was mandatory. After several conversations, she redid the essay. She ended up writing every essay more than once, and some three or four times. She came to me at the end of the semester and thanked me because I was the first teacher to expect her to do the same work AND believe that she could do it. I've never seen a student so proud of her accomplishment.

    Had I passed her on the first essay, she would never had felt that pride in her achievement, and I would have sent her to an unsuspecting employer.

    Yes, you have bad teachers, but you have good ones too. Don't lay the blame for every unmotivated student on the instructors.

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  201. Re:Easy 90% fix. by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
    Have you ever taught? Some students walk into a classroom with absolutely no motivation to learn. Asking a teacher to be able to motivate each and every student is unrealistic.

    I dunno why everwhere in american society, when someone pays for a service they can expect to have that service performed, except with teachers. Teachers can intellectualize why they fail at getting the job done. Teachers in bad neighborhoods blame the lack of funding, teachers in rich neighborhoods blame unmotivated students because they have everything handed to them. Everyone has an excuse. But it all boils down to someone paying for a service. For example, if I pay to learn how to become A+ certified in computers, I expect someone who will teach me. The example you give is like someone paying you to upgrade their computer with the newest $300 agp video card, you keeping the money and saying "well, you only have pci, tough luck idiot".

    Everyone can be motivated. Everyone. Just like different people learn in different ways, some learn by watching, others learn by listening, others learn by visualizing things in their mind. So why don't teachers cover material in such a way that every learning method is covered? I can't tell you how many teachers I have had who did nothing more than re-read the book back to us during class.

    There is a reason people pay for taking classes. They must want to learn. Otherwise they would not pay thier hard earned dollars.

    I won't pass off a student who doesn't to the next instuctor or to an unsuspecting employer.

    This is the kind of power teachers have. They decide who gets hired and gets the good jobs. I know this is not a part of the discussion, but this is why legacy admissions are evil too.

    Don't lay the blame for every unmotivated student on the instructors.

    I still think there is more to the art of teaching than being expert in some field. Teachers should have a personality that attracts people and makes them interested in what they are saying. I thought teachers had classes which gave them the skills they need to reach and motivate all the students.

    If teachers started viewing thier students as customers instead of students, then I think the education system would be better. Teachers have become like a janitor with a city job. They know they can't get fired. They can miss garbage cans and knock others over, but their job is secure. All they have to do is show up. And it is sad that some teachers do no more than show up.

    Oh, about your doctor example. I have a family doctor that I have used for a long time. Everytime I go there I get weighed. For the past couple years I have gained weight. Last time my doctor made notice of it and told me what to start eating and to walk more. Here is the kicker though, my doctor called me two weeks later to see how my new exersize program was going, on her dime. So some do care. Not all doctors have a 10 minute appointments to cram as many people through their practice in a day. Some try and take pride in their job.

    One last thing. I hope tenure is eliminated. That is where the problem is. Most great teachers are new ones, who love their discipline and can't wait to tell everyone about what they studied and learned and are expert in. Ask one of those teachers a question and their eyes light up. They invested their lives in it and love it. Now ask a teacher with tenure who will get paid regardless of how well he teaches, and chances are you will get a canned response. At least that has been my experiance. If teachers knew how well they did with *this* class, and every class was *this* class, then they would be more motivated to reach their students.

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  202. Re:Easy 90% fix. by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
    There is a reason people pay for taking classes. They must want to learn. Otherwise they would not pay thier hard earned dollars.

    I think what many of the responses to this story have shown is that many people do not want to learn, they want to pass. They want to get their diploma or degree and get a great job, earn lots of money to pay back their student loans and buy a new car, etc. They don't think that they should have to actually demonstrate that they have learned anything to get those degrees. They're wrong.

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