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Two New Saturnian Moons

Mixel writes "NASA's Cassini spacecraft, which has been orbiting saturn since the 30th of June has uncovered two previously unknown bodies. 'The moons are approximately 3 kilometers (2 miles) and 4 kilometers (2.5 miles) across -- smaller than the city of Boulder, Colorado.' The Huygens probe will be deployed to the large (bigger than Mercury!) yet mysterious moon, Titan, in December."

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  1. No information about composition? by Dthoma · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm aware that something that size would almost certainly be totally rocky with next to no atmosphere, but the article doesn't say whether these are gaseous or not. Surely we need to know their composition before sending a probe?

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    1. Re:No information about composition? by Yeshua · · Score: 0

      The probe is being deployed to Titan, not these two little specks (in an astronomical sense) of material.

    2. Re:No information about composition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are an idiot. Anything of that size has to be rocky. Gaseousness requires MASSIVE size.

    3. Re:No information about composition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rocky... or icy. Solid anyway. Perhaps even carbonaceous. Or metallic and hollow :-)

    4. Re:No information about composition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, you haven't created a flaming ball of gas and plasma in your hands?

      - Doc Oc

    5. Re:No information about composition? by Dobi · · Score: 1

      At those sizes, I would think the satellites/moons would have to be rocky. Even if they were composed of frozen gases, as they approached the day side of their orbit, they would vent off gases, and probably even form a tail, though most likely not a noticeable one from our vantage point

    6. Re:No information about composition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to create flaming balls of gas and plasma in my college dorm room until I burned all the hair out of my ass.

      (Flame bait, or just so much hot air?)

  2. olbigatory quote by m1kesm1th · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thats no moon...

    sorry, sorry... I'll get my quote, I mean coat.

    1. Re:olbigatory quote by 0racle · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't get it.

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    2. Re:olbigatory quote by skyman8081 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thats no moon...

      sorry, sorry... I'll get my quote, I mean coat.

      you mean This moon?
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    3. Re:olbigatory quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second that motion

    4. Re:olbigatory quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a line from Star Wars Episode IV (the first movie). Obi Wan correctly identified the death star.

      BTW, posting as anonymous corward to dodge the inevitable (-1, Retarded) mod.

    5. Re:olbigatory quote by colmore · · Score: 1

      That moon is really creepy, even more creepy when you consider the location of the third monolith in the book of 2001, which was (IIRC) in the middle of a giant circular crater on the dark side of one of Saturn's moons.

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    6. Re:olbigatory quote by 0racle · · Score: 2, Informative

      What about (-1, Obvious response to an obvious joke)

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    7. Re:olbigatory quote by TheMadPenguin · · Score: 2, Funny

      HA! That's got to be an old picture! Here's a more recent photo.... and this an even more recent one.

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    8. Re:olbigatory quote by Orgazmus · · Score: 1

      That WOULD be a good mod-option. Hey taco?

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    9. Re:olbigatory quote by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the (+5, Funny) should trigger that.

    10. Re:olbigatory quote by pavese · · Score: 0

      "Bigger than mercury!"

      Lol! :D

    11. Re:olbigatory quote by dj245 · · Score: 1
      ...Thats a bundong!

      Not a star wars fan myself.

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  3. Can these really be called moons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    For something so small, "moon" seems to be a quite grandiose term.

    1. Re:Can these really be called moons? by F13 · · Score: 5, Informative
      How about natural satellite

    2. Re:Can these really be called moons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well... a small planet is called a planetoid (eg. Sedna) so -

      (Now follow closely on this. It's a work of genius but quite confusing for the layperson)

      Let's call these...

      Moonoids!

      (And the Great Anonymous Coward has achieved immortality for all time for this wonderful, about-to-be-adopted-really-soon-now NASA term!)

    3. Re:Can these really be called moons? by CrowScape · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Slight problem with your definition: Sedna is not a planet. A small planet is just that; a planet. A planetoid would be an object that wasn't good enough to be called a planet, but came close, such as Ceres. Sure, it's round, but it doesn't possess the majority of the mass in a similar orbit, so not a planet.

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    4. Re:Can these really be called moons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ssshhh - I knew that :)

      I was making a joke :)

      (Not a very successful one it might seem though - you're perhaps one of the only ones who read it - but hey, there's an upside - you're currently "3, Interesting"!)

    5. Re:Can these really be called moons? by Rei · · Score: 1

      No, no - call them "Moonies", to honor the great Reverend! He is the messiah, after all - he was crowned as such in a Senate office building, so it must be true!

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  4. One small step... by Tesko · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cool, a moon you can actually run all the way around in 20 minutes.

    1. Re:One small step... by shfted! · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not quite. It's very likely a good jump or powerful stride would send you flying off into space, as a moon of that size would likely have a very low gravity.

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    2. Re:One small step... by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      On the other hand you could hit yourself in the back of the head with a Nerf(tm) Ball.

      KFG

    3. Re:One small step... by shfted! · · Score: 1

      Lol... your humour is one of the reasons why you remain on my friend's list ;)

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    4. Re:One small step... by uberdave · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, what struck me about the sizes quoted, is that Boulder Colorado must be really small. I do a three km walk every day. I always pictured it as a big city, but you could walk from one end to the other in an hour, hour and a half. That's not a city, that's a town.

    5. Re:One small step... by m1kesm1th · · Score: 1

      Not quite. It's very likely a good jump or powerful stride would send you flying off into space, as a moon of that size would likely have a very low gravity.

      Good job I wasn't drinking when I read that... made me laugh, thank you.

    6. Re:One small step... by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      You mean you're too well co-ordinated to do that on Earth?

    7. Re:One small step... by Carl+T · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, Boulder must be quite big. ~10 km (thats km^3, in case something dislikes Latin-1 and swallows the ) is a whole lot. If we assume that the city would make a 10 meter layer of rubble if crushed, it'd cover some 30 km * 30 km.

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    8. Re:One small step... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The gravity on tiny celestial bodies is just fine for bipeds. The Little Prince never had a problem. QED.

    9. Re:One small step... by dominhus · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Boulder is 20 sq. miles surrounded by reality."

    10. Re:One small step... by SaDan · · Score: 1

      That definately needs to be modded up...

      "Planet Boulder" is definately its own little world.

      I'm so glad I don't live there anymore.

    11. Re:One small step... by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Ok, here's the poop:

      "According to the United States Census Bureau, the city has a total area of 65.7 km^2 (25.4 mi^2). 63.1 km^2 (24.4 mi^2) of it is land and 2.6 km^2 (1.0 mi^2) of it is water. The total area is 3.94% water."

      So, given a circular layout, that means a 9.1 km diameter (or roughly a three hour walk across). Bigger than I was led to believe, but still 10 times smaller than the city I live in.

    12. Re:One small step... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then for safety they must be paved with Velcro.

    13. Re:One small step... by cablepokerface · · Score: 1

      Off course, the moons are 3 kilometers across meaning they are PI * D (3 kilometers) = 9.4 kilometers if you run across them in a straight line. I don't know about you're stamina, but if you can runs 9.4 kilometers in 20 minutes, you should really be thinking about the olympics in 4 years. Then again, I don't know you, so maybe you're there already! :)

  5. Millions of Moons by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Saturn actually has millions of moons if you count the boulders in the rings. If you don't count them, then where is the cut-off point? This debate has never been settled, and may require an arbitrary cut-off size to get a clean definition.

    1. Re:Millions of Moons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This deserves a poll where the cowboy neal option would be anything bigger than his ass! :)

    2. Re:Millions of Moons by HonkyLips · · Score: 1

      So should we have a mass debate over a rocky ring to make a clear issue?

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    3. Re:Millions of Moons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The cut-off point is the size that is large enough to resolve individually. Thus the cut-off point changes as technology improves.

    4. Re:Millions of Moons by rokzy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      there's a problem at the other end of the scale too: our moon, the Moon, is so big that the Earth-Moon system could/should be considered a double-planet system.

      there was a great article in the recent New Scientist about how the moon formed - a Mars-sized planet called Theia smashed into the Earth and the light rocks flung away formed the Moon.

    5. Re:Millions of Moons by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      The cut-off point is the size that is large enough to resolve individually. Thus the cut-off point changes as technology improves.

      Isn't that a Heisengberg (sp) definition? That definition depends on the observer. How quantum of you :-)

    6. Re:Millions of Moons by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      there's a problem at the other end of the scale too: our moon, the Moon, is so big that the Earth-Moon system could/should be considered a double-planet system.

      I have heard a pretty good definition with the average center of orbit between the two bodies being inside the body of one of the pair. Our moon barely cuts it as a moon under this definition, but does, IIRC. However, such a definition does not work well with gasious planets since their boundary is fuzzy. But, it works pretty good with rocky bodies, at least fairly round ones.

    7. Re:Millions of Moons by kaschei · · Score: 1

      Cease your heresy! We are mooninites from the inner core of the Moon. Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours. Some would say that the Earth is *our* moon. But that would belittle the name of our Moon, which is the Moon. Point is, we're at the center, not you! --Ignignot and one of Ur's lines, from that awesome episode of Aquat Teen Hunger Force

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    8. Re:Millions of Moons by Conch · · Score: 1

      There is actually a cut-off point uppwards. It's no longer a moon if the center of gravity for the planet and the moon are outside of the planet. In this astronomical sense is our moon actually not a moon but the earth and the moon make up a bi-planatery system.

    9. Re:Millions of Moons by CrowScape · · Score: 1

      Why arbitrary? Take a proposed, non-arbitrary, definition of a planet and apply it to moons:

      • Orbits a planet
      • Is rounded by its own gravity
      Add a condition of it having to be more massive than the rest of the mass in a similar orbit if you so desire. Anything else is simply a "natural satellite." Of course, now Mars won't have any moons and the original Doom story line would have to be modified to fit the correct terminology. Ah hell, geeks would never go for that!
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    10. Re:Millions of Moons by Plutor · · Score: 1

      This definition works extremely well with gaseous planets -- especially in our solar system -- because they're so ridiculously large (and all gasous planets tend to be huge). Even the Earth would be considered a moon if it were orbiting Neptune.

    11. Re:Millions of Moons by nofx_3 · · Score: 1

      MASS debate, I hope a pun was intended becuase I would certainly like to debate the mass of the Saturnian rings. My guess would be...

      Very Heavy

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    12. Re:Millions of Moons by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 1
      Who was it who played a golf shot on the moon?

      I think the defintion should be its a moon if you can't hit a six iron clear off of it.

      Of course this means that if I am the standard golfer some of those boulders in the rings are moons.

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    13. Re:Millions of Moons by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      don't worry. This arbitrary definition, gives gaseous planet a bonus because their volumes are larger than they deserve because their densities are so low, and thereby capture more possible centers of orbit.

      Then again, by this definition, no black hole could ever have a satelite.

      Not that they deserve one.

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    14. Re:Millions of Moons by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      This definition works extremely well with gaseous planets -- especially in our solar system -- because they're so ridiculously large (and all gasous planets tend to be huge).

      Double gas giants cannot be ruled out. Put a Neptune around Saturn, for example.

  6. Dammit! by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why must everything be compared to Boulder, Colorado?

    1. Re:Dammit! by PedanticSpellingTrol · · Score: 3, Funny

      Being (presumably) composed of rock, this new moon could be considered a boulder in space. Thus, it is only logical to compare it to it's earthbound cousin.

    2. Re:Dammit! by Compholio · · Score: 3, Informative

      Maybe because the discovery was in Boulder?

      Cassini Imaging Central Laboratory for Operations
      Space Science Institute, Boulder, Colo.
      -- http://saturn.jpl.nasa.gov/news/press-releases-04/ 20040816-pr-a.cfm

    3. Re:Dammit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      More important questions are:

      1. Exactly how big is it in terms of Volks Wagon Beatles?
      2. Can a half-dozen oil workers led by Bruce Willis blow the damn thing up if they have a catchy song covered by Aerosmith to come home to?
    4. Re:Dammit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Exactly how big is it in terms of Volks Wagon Beatles?
      I'm sure there are lots of VWs in Boulder, but I couldn't give you an exact number.
      Can a half-dozen oil workers led by Bruce Willis blow the damn thing up if they have a catchy song covered by Aerosmith to come home to?
      The moons or Boulder CO?
    5. Re:Dammit! by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Okay, so how many Libraries of Congress would that be?

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    6. Re:Dammit! by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Would you rather it be compared to California (about the size of California)?

    7. Re:Dammit! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Why must everything be compared to Boulder, Colorado?

      "Dammit"? Don't you mean "Shazbot!"? Or was that Denver?

    8. Re:Dammit! by DarkMantle · · Score: 1

      Why must everything be compared to Boulder, Colorado?

      Because were talking about rocks... and Boulders

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    9. Re:Dammit! by spectrokid · · Score: 1

      Anybody ever been there? Boulder, Colorado I mean, not the moon...

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    10. Re:Dammit! by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why must everything be compared to Boulder, Colorado?

      It's all part of our quest to replace the metric system. You see, Boulder is a megaVWBug.

    11. Re:Dammit! by Omestes · · Score: 1

      beats the cliche, ''bout the size of Rhode Island" one... But to run a quick conversion, there are 5 Boulders in a RH, and about 20 RIs in a Texas.

      And to further convert this new metric, there is a cubic shitload of Texas' in an Earth.

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    12. Re:Dammit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If they have access to OUR jobs, then give me access to THEIR cost of living

      When you fat, lazy, overpaid, "I'm entitled!" arrogant Americans are satisfied with earning an income of about $2000/year, THEN maybe you will be able to enjoy a lower cost of living. Until then, stop whining. By the way, I have had no problems finding and remaining gainfully employed in IT. Perhaps it is time to stop making excuses to compensate for your lack of skills, and find something more along the lines of your talents -- such as burger flipping.

    13. Re:Dammit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite cubic. If Texas is a measure of area, and Earth a measure of volume (not to be confused with Earth, the measure of mass), then an Earth would contain a shitload to the power of 3/2 of Texas'. Well, an imperial shitload at least.

    14. Re:Dammit! by dolphinling · · Score: 1

      A cubic shitload? Wouldn't that make it 9 dimensional? Or are you using feces of a one dimensional being?

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    15. Re:Dammit! by viva_fourier · · Score: 0

      The moons are approximately 3 kilometers (2 miles) and 4 kilometers (2.5 miles) across -- smaller than the city of Boulder, Colorado.'
      Hey -- this means we can at least move MOST of the population of Boulder to one of the moons and still have one for a frickin laser.

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    16. Re:Dammit! by mikeage · · Score: 1

      Maybe because moons are just really large boulders...

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    17. Re:Dammit! by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wasn't there this rumor that Boulder, colorado was actually faked in a studio ?

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    18. Re:Dammit! by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      for one thing, feces arent rock hard, so it's not difficult to mold it in a right-angle shape.

      not that I have ever done such a thing.

    19. Re:Dammit! by VivianC · · Score: 1

      smaller than the city of Boulder, Colorado.

      Yeah, but four times more exciting! (Yes, I've been to Boulder)

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    20. Re:Dammit! by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

      > Anybody ever been there? Boulder, Colorado I mean, not the moon...

      I used to live in Boulder. It's a great town if you're a rich white Buddhist. Unfortunately, I only qualified on one out of the three...

    21. Re:Dammit! by wikdwarlock · · Score: 1

      I'm an engineering grad student from Boulder (currently interning in Dallas, though), and Boulder is a really pretty place, but it's dangerous too. It has this air of calm about it that's like a productivity black hole.

      Bah! Why go to the lab when there are those gorgeous mountains just up the road? Or, who needs homework when you can gaze upon row after row of tanned, toned, short-shorts and tight tank tops wearing Boulder Barbies?

      In short, great place to visit, but don't get sucked in unless you want to turn into a nympho-rock climbing Buddhist hippie.

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    22. Re:Dammit! by Compholio · · Score: 1

      Or, who needs homework when you can gaze upon row after row of tanned, toned, short-shorts and tight tank tops wearing Boulder Barbies?

      You could just go down highway 93 to the School of Mines and you won't have to worry about any of those distractions (except at E-Days). See you at E-Days boulder!

    23. Re:Dammit! by wikdwarlock · · Score: 1

      No thx. I went to Rose-Hulman for undergrad, so I already know what a no-girls-on-campus experience is like. CU is the antithesis of RHIT :)

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    24. Re:Dammit! by GregChant · · Score: 1
      A cubic shitload? Wouldn't that make it 9 dimensional?

      No, a shitload is a scalar measurement.

  7. Are they really moons? by Anti+Frozt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Where do we draw the line between classifying a stellar body as a moon or an asteroid? Do we simply base it on the fact that it's a piece of rock orbiting a planet or is there some other defining characteristic?

    Ceres, the largest asteroid in our solar system, has a diameter ~950 Km in length, much larger than many of the so-called moons we've discovered.

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    1. Re:Are they really moons? by servognome · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Moons orbit planets, asteroids orbit the sun.
      There does need to be some cutoff at where something is considered a moon and where its just a rock going around a planet, otherwise all the stuff in Saturn's ring could be considered moons... hmm maybe I could name one "Servognome" and request a goverment grant of $50,000 to study the rock^H^H^H^H moon.
      I think all this classification stuff probably has to do with how scientists can get more grant money. Kinda how there are 6 great lakes

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    2. Re:Are they really moons? by Icarus1919 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The line between the two is what they orbit. A moon orbits a planet, an asteroid orbits the Sun.

      Of course, when whether we should just stop calling an object orbiting a planet a moon, and just call it a rock when it's past a certain minimum size, is up to the scientists.

    3. Re:Are they really moons? by Colgate2003 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Moons orbit other (non-solar) bodies. Ceres can't be a moon because it only orbits the Sun. Some asteroids have satellites (moons) themselves.

      There is no set cut-off point, but several miles seems to be considered moon-sized, while the larger chunks in Saturn's rings aren't big enough at a few hundred feet.

    4. Re:Are they really moons? by FLAGGR · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's alot of debate on that, some people don't even think pluto should be considered a planet. A good way to classify it is: Planet - A really big rock with a sane orbit around a star Moon - A smaller rock orbiting a planet Comet - a rock with a highly ecentric orbit Asteroid - a tiny rock that isn't in perfect orbit with a planet, or is just floating around orbiting the sun or something. I guess the scientists like to say they've discovered moons, because discovering asteroids sounds much less cooler. I know *I* would call them moons ;)

    5. Re:Are they really moons? by jebiester · · Score: 1

      According to wikipedia, if it orbits a planet, it's a moon - it's as simple as that. Many 10km diameter moons are listed for Jupiter.

    6. Re:Are they really moons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well golly gee, you're right; case closed on that one.

    7. Re:Are they really moons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As opposed to working it out on /.?

    8. Re:Are they really moons? by Conch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is actually a limit uppwards. It's no longer a moon if the center of gravity for the planet and the moon are outside of the planet. In this astronomical sense is our moon actually not a moon but the earth and the moon make up a bi-planatery system.

    9. Re:Are they really moons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, some asteroids *are* counted as moons. (Think of Phobos and Deimos.)

    10. Re:Are they really moons? by tod_miller · · Score: 1

      The average center of orbit between the Earth and the Moon (bearing in mind that the Sun *does* orbit the earth, and all the other planets in our solar system, and probably, all planets, suns and objects anywhere in the universe, to a small degree) is very close to the center.

      Therefore, we can say the moon is the satellite. Even though it is only because Earth is bigger. I would do some kind of demonstration but the rubber sheets are being cleaned right now... ^H^H^H^H^H^H damn Shift-6,Shift-H no longer works for me.

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    11. Re:Are they really moons? by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately for this definition, as given, the Moon's orbit is always concave towards the Sun. So the Moon orbits both the Earth and the Sun for some reasonable definition of "orbits".

      Of course, there's a simple fix.

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  8. So that .. by Bob+The+Lizard · · Score: 1

    makes about what, 700 or something moons now?

  9. very punny scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    'smaller than boulder colorado'

    nyuk nyuk

  10. Smaller than Boulder... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but bigger than Little Rock?

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    1. Re:Smaller than Boulder... by Zeebs · · Score: 1

      Oh come on moderators, this comment is just damn punny.

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    2. Re:Smaller than Boulder... by nuclear305 · · Score: 3, Funny

      After seeing the debates on how big something has to be to be considered a moon, I think a trip to Intercourse is likely a good idea.

    3. Re:Smaller than Boulder... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      or more slippery then Slippery Rock?

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    4. Re:Smaller than Boulder... by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

      just about the size of Stoner

  11. What about garbage? by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If we throw a trashbag out of the the ISS does that become a moon? What about a bolt that is dropped when repairing a sattelite?

    There must be some definition of a moon that includes some reasonable minimums -- like gravity or magnetic field.

    1. Re:What about garbage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No because a moon is a natural satellite revolving around a planet. A trashbag or a bolt is considered an artificial satellite.

    2. Re:What about garbage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      If we throw a trashbag out of the the ISS does that become a moon?

      Science has no place for litterbugs! Shame on you!

    3. Re:What about garbage? by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      well... i somehow doubt magnetic field (only earth and mercury have one IIRC of the inner four planets... our moon doesnt...) and gravity? ive got gravity... the only cut off point could be size... otherwise theyre just natural satelites...

    4. Re:What about garbage? by Errtu76 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some interesting thoughts about what exactly is a moon can be found here

      From what i understand from the article is that nobody is sure what exactly the definition of a moon is.

    5. Re:What about garbage? by The-Bus · · Score: 1

      All objects have some gravity, and even our moon has no magnetic field.

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  12. hurm by ErikZ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'd say it's a moon when it's big enough to exert enough gravity to walk on, without worrying about being flung out into space.

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    1. Re:hurm by cujo_1111 · · Score: 1

      Now you have to standardise on what dimensions the human doing the walking would be?

      Amazonian Pygmy, Samoan Islander, Kalahari Bushman, Mongolian or European?

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    2. Re:hurm by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You might, but then you're being human-centric. Our definition of moon shouldn't depend on our size/weight. I'd say that if two or more bodies are obriting around each other, which in turn are orbiting around a stellar body, then the largest one is a planet, and the smaller one(s) is/are a moon.

      All of these objects must have a spherical shape, ie enough mass to have collapsed into a planetoid configuration.

      Using this defintion, I would call mars's "moons" "captured astroids" or "natural satellites", since they fail a spherical test. Similarly, I would call Pluto/Charon a planet/moon system, because both a spherical, even though they don't really lie in the stellar plane.

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    3. Re:hurm by nacturation · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'd say that if two or more bodies are obriting around each other, which in turn are orbiting around a stellar body, then the largest one is a planet, and the smaller one(s) is/are a moon.

      So according to your definition, Epsilon Lyrae with its pair of stars orbiting another pair of stars, one of those stars is a planet and the smaller star is a moon.

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    4. Re:hurm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thank God you aren't the one who makes up the definitions!

      no offense, but your definition sucks ass.

    5. Re:hurm by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 1
      Fine, insert into the definition: if anything is undergoing sustained hydrogen fusion, it's a star. If it's undergoing deuterium fusion, it's a brown dwarf.

      PICKY!

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    6. Re:hurm by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 1

      Ok, what do you think would be a better definition?

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    7. Re:hurm by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      That's interesting, but you haven't explained why being human-centric in this situcation is bad.

      Several people have asked (in a roundabout way) for something more definitive. I don't have the numbers, but the test would go something like this:

      If any unmodified* human, can achieve escape veolocity under it's own power**, then it's not a moon.

      I think this will actually be a good definition because it will help the people who will be working on the moon/asteroid.

      * Sans genetic or bionic modifications.
      ** If you show up with a bicycle to prove me wrong, you deserve to be flung out into space.

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    8. Re:hurm by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      Better is when it exerts enough gravity to become spherical, and orbits another body fitting the first part of this defenition, that is not undergoing a fusion reaction. (well, ignore some dwarf stars...)

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    9. Re:hurm by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 3, Informative
      You made me curious; here's a page I found with a semi-rigorous calculation of the largest body which has an escape velocity small enough for a human to actually jump completely off of it. (I was going to do the calculation myself, but then I found this page) Link

      For those too lazy to read the link, the result is a meteor with a diameter of about 7 km would be required to increase the escape velocity enough that you couldn't jump off. This of course assumes a certain density for the meteor and also that you are an olympic high-jumper. Also, it assumes that you can apply the same jumping force on the meteor as on the earth, which probably isn't true as you couldn't get a good running start. But it's an interesting result nonetheless, and using your definition these "moons" probably wouldn't qualify. Certainly comfortable walking would be impossible.

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    10. Re:hurm by ErikZ · · Score: 1


      Wow, it never occured to me to do a google search on something like this. It just goes to show, an original thought is very very rare.

      I really appreciate that you dug this up and posted the link. If I had mod points, you'd get them.

      And back to the point. 7km? I know I've only noticed one source of gravity in my life, but 7km is surprisingly small to me.

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    11. Re:hurm by sploo22 · · Score: 1

      One problem with this is that "orbiting" is not well defined. When you get right down to it every body in the universe exerts a tiny force on every other.

      Say there are two asteroids orbiting the sun whose orbits intersect every couple years, so that they perturb each other. Are they orbiting?

      If three asteroids, or ten, are all following a mutual chaotic orbit, does it make sense to call one of them a planet?

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    12. Re:hurm by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, chief--you don't get to decide what a "moon" is for the rest of us.

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    13. Re:hurm by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If you've never noticed any other source of gravity (from its effects of course, not directly) clearly you've never been near a very large body of water. Like an ocean.

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    14. Re:hurm by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      I was talking about directly.

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  13. Bld City Council Annex moons, declares openspace by turtleshadow · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Meanwhile to block big box stores the Boulder City council annexes the moons and declares them openspace.

    Boulder now 30 some miles surrounded by reality and still hounded by a constant football scandal.

    Property tax assessments to rise yet again.

    Local bus service to the moons is be nickednamed trek, to compliment the hop, skip, jump and bound routes; However no trek service after midnight.

  14. Re-discovered? by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It seems like one (S/2004 S1) of the little worldlets may have been re-discovered since it may have been spotted when one of the Voyager probes passed Jupiter by in 1981, then christened S/1981 S14.

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  15. A couple of definitions by cy_a253 · · Score: 5, Informative

    A satellite is any object that orbits a planet, regardless of mass.

    A moon is any natural object that orbits a planet, again regardless of mass. (so probes and debris don't qualify)

    A planet is an object massive enough to become spherical under its own gravitationnal field, that orbits a star. An asteroid is any rocky object that orbits a star and doesn't qualify as a planet.

    A moon doesn't have to be spherical, so that's why the two irregular moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos (captured asteroids), are still called moons. The rings of saturn are made up of millions of small "moons", but they are (rightfully so) considered a single entity.

    1. Re:A couple of definitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      ...the two irregular moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos...

      You forgot Hell, which is where the third episode of Doom takes place.

    2. Re:A couple of definitions by Scarblac · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A planet is an object massive enough to become spherical under its own gravitationnal field, that orbits a star.

      Although this is a very logical definition, it's not the one that's usually used. Quite a few objects have already been found that are large enough to become spherical (Ceres, Quaoar, "Sedna", Ixion, to name a few) that aren't classified as planets.

      It seems that the definition of a planet in this solar system is "those nine objects we currently call planets, and nothing else."

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  16. Damn; nobody RFTA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    1) I have to muse, when did Boulder CO become a unit of astronomical significance (and for the trolls: how many library of congress is that?)

    2) Everybody keeps asking, but the reason these are significant is because

    a) they orbit saturn (most asteroids orbit the sun)

    b) they differ from the asteroids in the asteroid belt because, well, they are not in the asteroid belt

    c) their orbit are actually located between two other moons, which is surprising because such area is under heavy bombarbment from other sun-orbiting asteroids and they should have been destroyed long time ago - this sheds light on our understanding of the kuniper belt, asteroids, saturnic satellite formation, etc etc.

    That said, I couldn't make out the things on the picture, so i dunno... could be CCD noise? that would badly suck...

    1. Re:Damn; nobody RFTA? by simcop2387 · · Score: 1

      1) I have to muse, when did Boulder CO become a unit of astronomical significance

      When my computer was able to store 6 Libraries of congress!

    2. Re:Damn; nobody RFTA? by General+Alcazar · · Score: 1

      It's not CCD noise - if you look at the animated GIF, you can track the motion of the objects.

  17. OMG! by BollocksToThis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Extra! Extra! Scientists find two tiny rocks millions of miles away! Many surprised they haven't been seen before now!

    An artists sketch of the new moons as seen from Earth through a high-powered telescope is shown here

    :

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    1. Re:OMG! by Tablizer · · Score: 0, Troll

      Oops. You accidentally swapped it with a close-up of your girlfriend's breasts :-P

    2. Re:OMG! by sqrt(2) · · Score: 1

      I think they have surgery to fix that.

      Go from this : to this . .

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    3. Re:OMG! by BollocksToThis · · Score: 1

      Looks like one man's joke is another man's flamebait... oh well. Made me laugh :D

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    4. Re:OMG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Krusty's superfluous third nipple!

  18. Nanoo Nanoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    'The moons are approximately 3 kilometers (2 miles) and 4 kilometers (2.5 miles) across -- smaller than the city of Boulder, Colorado.'


    Even though they're orbiting Saturn, they're closer to Earth than Boulder, Colorado is.

    And by the way, we don't call them "moons" here in Boulder. We refer to them as "planetary companions."

    FYI: Boulder is where Mork and Mindy was set.
    1. Re:Nanoo Nanoo by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
      FYI: Boulder is where Mork and Mindy was set.

      So you're saying one of those boulders is Ork?

    2. Re:Nanoo Nanoo by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 1

      Hopefully we can send the liberal wackos in Boulder to these two new moons.

    3. Re:Nanoo Nanoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for making your fellow conservatives look stupid.

    4. Re:Nanoo Nanoo by wikdwarlock · · Score: 1

      Yes, but in it's defense, the female Boulder aliens are purrrrdy! As an example... though not by any means a true sample of the entire hottie population there.

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  19. Just Call them Boulder and Little Rock by Louis+Savain · · Score: 4, Funny

    They are provisionally named S/2004 S1 and S/2004 S2.

    Why? Just call them Boulder and Little Rock. But then again, maybe not. Some lawyer might sue. Do cities trademark their names?

    1. Re:Just Call them Boulder and Little Rock by javax · · Score: 1

      we'll have to wait for names for the moons, till NASA sells the naming rights on ebay...

      Perhaps they'll get named Bill and Miranda?

  20. Now wait a second... by rarose · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What if the gravity is strong enough for a suicidally depressed person to walk on, but weak enough that a happy person with a little "bounce" in their walk goes flying off into orbit?

    Of course the thought of that would be enough to make any astronaut upset.... so... wait... I guess that won't be a problem.

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  21. The wonders of math! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, I had no idea that 3/4 = 4/5! Thanks slashdot, this will surely save me a lot of needless calculating in the future.

    In all seriousness, it's nice to see that there's still new things in the universe to discover that are actually within our reach, even if they are just small sterile rocks.

    Maybe the Huygens probe will get eaten by something interesting...

  22. What are 'moonies' composed of though? by Joe+'Nova' · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know Io, Jupiters moon, gets tugged until molten. So, what are the rings/dust/moonies made of? If they are the same materials as Io, what keeps Io from becoming a ring?
    I don't think gravity tugs would do it alone. An impact with a comet into a good sized moon, now pulverized, would do it. So, the rings would be a mix of the comet/moon, probably very different. It would be neat to get more info. If ring could be sampled, bringing back two types of chunks, would argue strongly for impact. It would be a cheap way of sampling a comet?
    Also, the density of the rings would make ideal for mining? I know asteroid belt is out there, but would it be worth processing one rock instead of attacting alot of iron fragments with a magnet, with the plus of having a methane atmosphere for fuel a short trip away. Atmosphere skip/collect methane+oxides=rocket fuel. Maybe. Trying to think on a planetary scale here.

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    1. Re:What are 'moonies' composed of though? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      what keeps Io from becoming a ring?

      Distance. Saturn's rings are within the Roche limit, Io is outside.

    2. Re:What are 'moonies' composed of though? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  23. But where did the RING SPOKES go? by Wraithlyn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The last time Saturn was visited, it had these "spokes" visible in the rings. Now, they're nowhere to be seen.

    This report: http://www.enterprisemission.com/_articles/05-27-2 004_Interplanetary_Part_2/InterplanetaryDayAfter-P art2.htm

    Lists a large number of rather extraordinary changes that EVERY PLANET in the solar system has gone through in the last couple decades.

    Personally I find it rather alarming. Massive oxygen appearing on Venus? Io hotter than Mercury? Radical new weather patterns on Neptune, and even Pluto? The gas giants radiating vastly more energy than they receive from the Sun?

    Is this guy onto something big, or is he delusional?

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    1. Re:But where did the RING SPOKES go? by blincoln · · Score: 5, Informative

      Is this guy onto something big, or is he delusional?

      If you read more than a few paragraphs of Hoagland's work, it becomes pretty obvious that the latter is the case.

      Hoagland is the one who is still obsessed with the "face on Mars," interprets JPEG image artifacts as proof of aliens, and so on.

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    2. Re:But where did the RING SPOKES go? by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      It's all because of global warming!!!!!!!!111oneoneoneoenoeneoneoneonoeneone

    3. Re:But where did the RING SPOKES go? by myowntrueself · · Score: 2, Funny

      My favorite is the 'giant glass worms on Mars'

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    4. Re:But where did the RING SPOKES go? by snake_dad · · Score: 3, Informative
      Is this guy onto something big, or is he delusional?

      Ask Phil Plait.

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    5. Re:But where did the RING SPOKES go? by Wraithlyn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have read a great deal of his stuff, and his critics too. I am not talking about his THEORIES though, I am talking about his OBSERVATIONS, specifically concerning the planets in the solar system.

      I checked into a few of his planetary findings (including Saturn's now missing ring spokes), and they checked out as advertised. Mars' ice caps are dissapearing rapidly, and had a 3 month long global dust storm a few years back. Solar activity is insane.. more sunspots in the last 40 years than the previous 1150. There's stuff like this described for every single planet. I haven't checked them ALL out myself yet, but the claims have been disturbingly true so far...

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    6. Re:But where did the RING SPOKES go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must bear in mind, when reading about changes going on in other planets, that we haven't been observing them in any way that would give us detailed information about them for even so much as one century. We've only been sending probes to the other planets for the last thirty years.

      Seeing as we've been studying our own planet for a lot longer than that and are still making surprising new discoveries about it, the fact that things change or aren't quite the way we thought they were an other planets isn't anything to get alarmed about. On the contrary, I find it quite exciting.

    7. Re:But where did the RING SPOKES go? by ash · · Score: 1

      And we only have data to compare against for most of this information for what, the past 30 or 40 years, tops. Before making assumptions about the "insanity" of the action, we might want to consider our perspective on the data. I'm reminded of the story about the blind men and the elephant.

    8. Re:But where did the RING SPOKES go? by Rei · · Score: 1

      > Now, they're nowhere to be seen

      Wrong.

      They're moved around the planet by Saturn's magnetic field, but they're most definitely still there.

      Massive oxygen appearing on Venus?

      The Venera 9/10 probes rudimentary insturments were unable to detect *exoatmospheric oxygen* on Venus, which can be formed by solar radiation bombarding particles in Venus's upper atmosphere. The Keck telescope detected it (but still incredibly tiny quantities). Keck had an accuracy of over 100 times greater than the Venera probes. Seing as exoatmospheric oxygen must constantly be regenerated, this is either an issue of solar cycles changing regeneration rates or limitations in the Venera spectroscopes. Venus's atmosphere does not "glow green", as Hoagland claims - to the contrary, people had to search in incredible detail to find the green spectral line of oxygen amidst all of the other radiated energy.

      Io hotter than Mercury?

      Do you know what tidal heating is? Look it up some time. Io is a moon orbitting very close to massive Jupiter (Jupiter has as much mass as 1,300 Earths). It is locked in harmonic orbits with other large Gallilean moons. As they pass, they stretch Io's surface. Just as when you stretch and bend an iron bar, it heats up, the same happens when you stretch and bend a moon. Io is not hot from the sun - it is hot because it is sapping orbital energy from the large Jovian satellites, and lots of it.

      Furthermore, not all of Io is hotter than Mercury. Io has extreme temperature variations (of course, so does Mercury, between day side and night side...). Io's heat is focused on "hot spots" - volcanic vents and the like. This is equivalent to Hoagland using data from volcanoes on Earth to say that Earth is hotter than Mercury. The hottest that I am aware of that has been found on such a hot spot on Io is Pele, at 1800 kelvins. The majority of Io's surface, however, is very cold - about 95 kelvins. Mercury's sun side reaches 700 kelvins; its night side reaches 100 kelvins (cold enough to freeze krypton!).

      Radical new weather patterns on Neptune

      Because a big storm disappeared? That's like an alien astronomer looking at the Earth a couple days ago, then looking at it a couple days from now, and saying "Wow, a huge storm just disappeared on Earth! It must be the End Times!". It is even more dramatic on Ice Giants like Neptune, which have such large quantities of gas and have precipitative heating as well.

      and even Pluto

      Weather on Pluto? What on Earth are you talking about?

      The gas giants radiating vastly more energy than they receive from the Sun?

      Precipitative heating. Gas giants are actually a lot easier to model the formation of than rocky planets - they form somewhat similarly to stars. An early protostar, which is little more than a huge, sparse gas giant radiates brightly - and yet has no fusion underway. How? For denser elements to migrate inwards (as they want to do), they have to lose energy, and this energy is lost as heat. It was actually this, before fusion was known of, that was believed to power our sun (although there were some big problems with that being the only energy source, since it would forbid the Earth being 4.5 billion years old, as geologists were insisting).

      When there is enough heat and pressure in the core, Dt-Dt fusion begins; however, this isn't very powerful and has a rather limited fuel supply. At this point, the protostar is now a brown dwarf. As more heating continues, eventually the full fission/fusion processes of the star can continue, and it becomes a main sequence star.

      Jupiter is not large enough to get Dt-Dt fusion, and most of its precipitative heating has already occurred. However, that is "most", not all. Jupiter's denser elements are still migrating inwards, and will continue to do so for some time to come.

      Is this guy onto something big, or is he delusional

      Delusional isn't a strong enough term.

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    9. Re:But where did the RING SPOKES go? by ash · · Score: 1

      I won't debate the observed data, but I'm betting this guy is a little short of a full picnic basket. Anyone who refers to himself extensively in the 3rd person and isn't famous might want to re-evaluate their opinion of themselves. Hell, even superstars sound like fools when they do it. I particularly enjoyed when Hoagland referenced his own work as, 'Hoagland's "magnum opus".' Nice touch.

    10. Re:But where did the RING SPOKES go? by Rei · · Score: 1

      My apologies; looking at the spokes image, it looks like they put a voyager image up there on the Cassini site for comparison; that's a voyager image, and not a Cassini image. Nonetheless, Saturn's magnetic field is irregular; there've been lots of surprises that may well be related to this, such as Saturn's radiation belts.

      Of course, on a more basic level, since the spokes are driven by Saturn's magnetic field, it is only reasonable to expect notable changes in them depending on how the planet and its field are oriented with respect to each other.

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    11. Re:But where did the RING SPOKES go? by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      It's not a question of whether this activity is "unusual" or not though (perhaps "insane" was a poor choice of word)

      It's just that we're seeing some RAPID and PLANETWIDE changes... Mars is rapidly losing its ice caps and had a 3 month global storm. What if something similar happens on Earth? I just think it's something worth thinking about.

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    12. Re:But where did the RING SPOKES go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't worry until we have at least thirty more years of observations under our belts. Probably all that this is telling us is that the universe isn't nearly as static as we thought it should be. A lot of the things people panic over are threats or situations that have really been there for a long time, but that we didn't discover until recently. But there is good evidence that the Earth has been here for a long time, and has been able to support life despite some catastrophes. These are still possible, but because we live here, we probably have a better idea what most of them are, and can live with them. For instance, it's highly likely that mars' climate is changing rapidly for some reason. That can happen on Earth - and has. The most likely outcome is an ice age. But we already knew that.
      Now we're finding out that other planets have similar rapid change, rather than being static like we thought. That means we change our view of how the other planets behave, now that we have better data, rather than assuming it is a big change.

    13. Re:But where did the RING SPOKES go? by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      Thank you for taking the time for your response.

      Saturn's missing ring spokes.
      "scientists are already puzzling over the noticeable absence of the ghostly spoke-like dark markings in the rings first seen by Voyager on its approach to the planet 23 years ago"

      Oxygen on Venus
      "An unexpected sign of atomic oxygen has been found in spectroscopic data of Venus' atmosphere. This comes as a major surprise since data from earlier studies had shown molecular oxygen, O2 and ozone, but not single oxygen atoms.

      It wasn't just a weak trace of atomic oxygen either. The data shows a green line nearly as intense as the glow from Earth's atmosphere, even after taking that effect into account in the ground based data.

      "I certainly trust those data," stated Dr. Crisp. "Something weird is going on in the upper atmosphere of Venus."

      The first bottom line is that we just don't know what's going on."


      Hot Io Temperatures
      "In its chilly corner of the universe, Io needs to release its inner heat, just as a cup of hot coffee cools by releasing steam. Scientists have known for a while that Io is the solar system's most volcanically active planetary body. Yet scientists were surprised by the extreme temperatures.

      "Given Io's intense vulcanism, we expect extreme differentiation," McEwen says. "The evidence suggests we're seeing heavy magma erupt to the surface. How do we explain that? It's harder for dense material to rise through a low-density crust, although this has occurred on Earth's moon. Perhaps some process mixes the crust back into Io's interior, so the crust has a higher density."

      On Earth, the tectonic plates move slowly around the surface, forming new crust at mid-ocean ridges, for example, and recycling oceanic crust into the hot mantle where two plates collide, one diving under the other. Scientists don't know yet how to explain what's happening on Io."


      I am interested in your explanation about precipitative heating, but I don't see any information on it. A quick google for "precipitative heating" "gas giants" returns zero results. I have to say I still find it hard to believe that denser elements sinking would cause greater energy radiation than the entire planet is receiving from the Sun though, or that this process is still going strong after billions of years.

      Puzzling Seasons and Signs of Wind Found on Pluto
      "Seasonal change on Pluto is causing the planet to warm up even as it moves away from the Sun, according to two studies that also detected the first firm signs of weather on the tiny planet.

      In a deeper analysis of data first announced in October, researchers now say Pluto's atmospheric pressure doubled since 1988. They say the average global temperature must have climbed, too, by about 2 degrees Fahrenheit (1 degree Celsius)."


      Pluto is undergoing global warming, researchers find
      "Pluto is undergoing global warming, as evidenced by a three-fold increase in the planet's atmospheric pressure during the past 14 years

      "This is a very complex process, and we just don't know what is causing these effects" on Pluto's surface, Elliot said."


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      So it still appears to me, regardless of Hoagland's wild rantings, that there are indeed large scale planetary phenomena going on in the solar system which scientists are at a loss to adequately explain. The bottom line is that we seem to have a rather limited understanding of planetary climate change.

      Subsequently, I am concerned that similar rapid and global change coul

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    14. Re:But where did the RING SPOKES go? by Rei · · Score: 1

      1. Read my reply about Saturn's ring spokes. There are many possible explanations for it, one of the most notable being simply the fact that saturn's magnetic field vs. its rings are aligned differently than when Voyager visited.

      2. You completely ignored what I wrote, so I must repeat: Venera 9 and 10 (who made the previous observations) had a spectral resolution *100 times less* than Keck-HIRES. The green line (5577 angstrom) was detected in November of 1999, right near a solar maximum (early 2002), in exoatmospheric oxygen, and is being compared to Earth's exoatmospheric oxygen levels (note: *Not* Earth's atmospheric oxygen levels!!! Exoatmospheric oxygen/ozone on Earth is not produced through plant life, but through solar radiation, just like on Venus; this can be shown in the lab). The Venera probes visited during a solar minimum. Atomic oxygen is created from intense solar radiation hitting a number of molecules, including CO2, which is abundant on Venus. On the night side, just like on earth, exoatmospheric atomic oxygen recombines into O2 and O3. High energy particles which create the atomic oxygen are far, far more common in solar maximum conditions. So, the only real question is how it got to Venus's night side (Venus has a very slow rotation). While it's an interesting question, it is not at all some sort of huge problem, because Venus's atmospheric currents are not currently well understood, since our probes of it are rather minimal, and focused mainly on composition.

      3. As I just told you, the vast majority of Io is very cold; there are some small hot spots due to tidal heating. What is hard about this for you to comprehend? Scientists know damn well what is heating Io; if you doubt me, go to your college and ask one in an appropriate field, and they'll give you the exact same answer I did. If Io *wasn't* volcanic, there would be a problem, because tidal forces are imparting a very large amount of energy to it.

      4.Sigh, can't you do any research on your own apart from reading a crackpot's website? Have you *ever* read *anything* about star and planet formation? You'll find the heat due to collapse under several names (perhaps "precipitative heating" isn't used very commonly, but it is what is going on). Lets start with the beginning of stellar and planetary formation.

      You have a cloud of gas and dust. Due to a variety of factors, it will never be completely homogenous. The denser a region becomes, the more its gravity will attempt to pull more mass into that region. This can be amplified by pressure waves from nearby collapsing stars.

      You are familiar with gravitational potential energy, correct? And I take it you are also familiar with conservation of energy. Consequently, as heavier elements migrate to the center (pushing lighter elements away), there is a net loss of potential energy. This has to go somewhere; it cannot simply dissapear. It turns into heat. Some of the heat is radiated away in the infared, but by this point, the cloud of gas and dust is thick enough that it absorbs part of the radiated energy. Counteracting the collapse of the gas is the newly produced heat, since pv=nrt; however, as long as it keeps taking in new gas and dust, the protostar will continue to grow.

      If it runs out of new material at this point, it will be a gas giant, like Jupiter. Note that this doesn't mean that the planet isn't dynamic - quite to the contrary, there is ample room for precipitative heating still within the planet.

      If it keeps accumulating new material, it reaches the point where its core temperature and pressure allow for Dt-Dt fusion. This is a brown dwarf. If it keeps on growing, eventually the full main sequence becomes a possibility. This is all very basic stuff; if you had ever read anything about stellar formation, you'd be familiar with this.

      5. Pluto's atmosphere doubling means essentially nothing, since its atmosphere is miniscule (similar to the density of, say, Mercury's). And it is expected. Pluto is

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  24. Boulder, CO by Loualbano2 · · Score: 2

    Now what we need to do, just to make sure the estimate is correct, is to place one of these moons directly onto Boulder, CO to see if it will in fact cover the entire city.

    Now I know NCAR is there, which is cool and all, but NCAR is on the mountain, and should be O.K.

    I mean, I just want to make sure they are correct about the size estimate. Not that I want to wipe Boulder off the face of the earth or anything like that. Why would anyone want to do that?

    Who's with me? Who is with me? In the name of Science!

    1. Re:Boulder, CO by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1
      ...is to place one of these moons directly onto Boulder, CO

      I know about Boulder, but what's up with the carbon monoxide?

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    2. Re:Boulder, CO by ellenbrenna · · Score: 1

      Aren't you forgetting the about the protective "Boulder Bubble"? It keeps reality from intruding should keep a giant rock out just as well.

      A small moon would just hang about in the air as residents heedlessly sip their soy chai lattes and walk their chocolate labs.

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  25. Don't you mean... by Tokerat · · Score: 1, Funny


    Only try to realize the truth:

    There is no moon.

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  26. Answer this then... by gotr00t · · Score: 1
    If a moon is technically nothing more than a natrual satellite, and a natrual satellite is essentially a celestial body that orbits around another, it raises the question:

    What is the lower bound for something to be considered a "moon"?

    Certainly meteoroids no larger than a small boulder are oribiting planets, but why are these objects not considered "moons"?

    1. Re:Answer this then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certainly meteoroids no larger than a small boulder are oribiting planets, but why are these objects not considered "moons"?

      Then what do you call Phobos and Deimos from Mars. They're just a few kilometers across. And yes, they are called moon.

  27. Proceed with plans by MxReb0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think the citizens of Boulder will still fit if they squeeze together a bit.

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  28. What is a Moon? by jebiester · · Score: 5, Informative

    There's a very interesting article at space.com entitled 'What is a Moon?'.

    1. Re:What is a Moon? by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Not exactly related to parent, but to the article in general, you can listen to Cassini encountering the electo-magnetic bow shock as it approached Saturn here. There are also a bunch of other cool space sounds at this site.

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  29. The size of Boulder... by ecloud · · Score: 1

    Is the surface area of the moon the size of Boulder, or is it the cross-section that has similar dimensions? Or is it by volume, based on the idea that only the dirt down to a certain depth can be considered to be within the city limits?

    1. Re:The size of Boulder... by Basehart · · Score: 1

      "Or is it by volume, based on the idea that only the dirt down to a certain depth can be considered to be within the city limits"

      I'm guessing it's Boulder all the way down!

    2. Re:The size of Boulder... by dr+bacardi · · Score: 1

      No, look more closely... those are turtles.

  30. 12 by aussie_a · · Score: 1

    how many library of congress is that?

    12. Definitely 12.

    1. Re:12 by outsider007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      how many library of congress is that?
      12. Definitely 12.

      I'm having trouble picturing this. How many football fields would you say that is?

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    2. Re:12 by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Rugby football, American football, Australian Rules Football, Association football? And for the latter, at least, the pitch size has tolerances which mean the area can vary by something like 50%...

  31. Send a probe by slumpy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    All this talk about moons, but no Uranus.

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  32. how big? by yuvtob · · Score: 1

    "...The moons are approximately 3 kilometers (2 miles) and 4 kilometers (2.5 miles) across"

    I don't get you're crazy system! How big is it in terms of VW Beetles?

  33. Shouldn't it read by sita · · Score: 1

    'The boulders are approximately 3 kilometers (2 miles) and 4 kilometers (2.5 miles) across -- ...'

  34. one more left...? by anothy · · Score: 1

    when do they find the smaller yet, black rectangular thing in orbit?

    my god, it's full of stars...

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    1. Re:one more left...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gotta find the one on the Moon first

  35. Moons! by andy55 · · Score: 3, Funny


    Even the most beautiful moon still doesn't compare to the wonders of Uranus.

    1. Re:Moons! by mikeage · · Score: 1

      Even the most beautiful moon still doesn't compare to the wonders of Uranus.
      Does that mean a goatse.cx link would be appropriate here?
      *shudder*

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  36. Goatse alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The site linked to by parent is down, but it appears to be a goatse link.

  37. OT- funny sig. by TheUz · · Score: 1

    *Cthulhu not drawn to scale.

    hahahahahaha

    seriously.

    you brightened a bad day for me.

    thank you = )

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    1. Re:OT- funny sig. by ErikZ · · Score: 1


      Don't thank me, I just grabbed it off of this web comic:

      http://www.somethingpositive.net/

      If you start to read from the begining, hold your judgement until you get to "choo choo bear" the cat. That's when the creator seems to hit his stride.

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  38. Better call Planetary CSI by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
    has uncovered two previously unknown bodies

    Ain't that just the way of it? Some quiet planet, and when people really start looking, there's frozen bodies orbiting everywhere. It was probably one of those retrograde cyclic things.

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  39. yes and no by zogger · · Score: 1

    One of the major costs of living is housing, renting or buying. The housing market is kept massively over priced by speculation encouraged by the federal reserve system and it's legions of busywork middlemen skimmers and shillers introducing new, unearned artifically created capital into the market place and encouraging speculation by lower interest rates. "Here kid, borrow some more on what you already borrowed-no need to work for it, and you'll *make money* on it". Nutso. Buncoism. Keynesian Kartoon Kapers. It's acting as an "enabler" for postponing-but not stopping- the much needed correction in the market place. We would have a much lower cost of living if that practice was stopped. Telling people they can keep borrowing more and 'everyone will be a winner' is casino shilling hucksterism of the highest order. The current economy is akin to trying to build a rube goldberg mechanical gee-gaw contraption of springs and weights and flywheels perpetual motion machine-some of the schemes look really spiffy on paper, and fail miserably in practice. If their schemes of inflated debt, encouraging trading wealth production for wealth re arrangement, and inducing unsustainable expectations that you need do nothing but sit around and "make money" by borrowing then selling debt based paper then borrowing again on that really worked, we wouldn't have the highest rate of government deficits, the highest rate of trade imbalance, nor the highest rate of personal and corporate bankruptcy in two generations, if not longer. Even lowering interest rates has only slowed the crash coming, it hasn't stopped it. People finally "got it" on "irrational exuberance" with stocks, they have yet to get it with real estate and housing, although it's getting closer now. "Cost of living" is a function of expectations versus realities, and you can only keep borrowing so long before you actually have to work and produce. Designing an economy that denigrates wealth production in favor of wealth rearrangement is doomed to eventual collapse, and it will start happening once we can no longer suck in foreign capital. Right now they are dumping previously exported petrodllars back into US paper, but even that won't help much in the long run, as eventually it has to be recognized that debt purchasing debt can only lead to...more debt.

  40. finally a sensible measurement system - "VBR" by jpellino · · Score: 4, Funny

    we now have a third metric to add to the existing system of measuring everything in pop news stories in "volkswagens" and "rhodeislands" (1), we can now hit that middle mark, "boulders", though it's not so middle...

    the conversions for the VBR go something like this (2):

    beetle ('classic' at 160" x 60" = 9,600 sq in = 66.67 sq ft footprint
    boulder = 25 sq mi = 696,960,000 sq ft
    rhode island = 1,214 sq mi = 33,844,377,600 sq ft

    which means

    10,453,877 beetles in a boulder
    48.56 boulders in a rhodeisland
    507,640,282 beetles in a rhodeisland

    which would make a hellova traffic jam (3)

    (1) also haven't read the journals of irrepreoducible results / AIR for a while so this could all seem cribbed - sorry if so

    (2) (check my math, it's early still)

    (3) virtually no change to downtown newport in the summer however

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    1. Re:finally a sensible measurement system - "VBR" by Auckerman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the REAL question is:

      How many Library of Congresses is that?

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  41. Don't sneeze by Core-Dump · · Score: 1

    Damn, if you sneeze on that moon you'll de-orbit it.... oh wait.. you should be wearing a helmet and suit.
    Well if you sneeze it would make the inside of your helmet look...... na never mind..

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    1. Re:Don't sneeze by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 1
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  42. Mod parent up! by ChrisCampbell47 · · Score: 1

    Hooray! Mod parent up! Grandparent down too, if you've got another point to spare ...

  43. ObPython [Re:hurm] by ModMeFlamebait · · Score: 4, Funny

    If any unmodified* human, can achieve escape veolocity under it's own power**, then it's not a moon.

    African or European?

    Now feel free to mod me down ;)

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  44. Whats is a... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    saturnian? or did you mean to write saturn? Come on folks we can't make up new words just because we feel like it...

  45. For the Nethack fans by TheGatekeeper · · Score: 1

    Be careful--new moon tonight.

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  46. Can we actually... by chuklz · · Score: 1

    move Boulder CO out there?

  47. Your hacked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    somone has hacked your system. If you click on the link at the bottom of the page to see the replies below your current level. It comes up with some nigger BS story.

    http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1182 07 &threshold=-1&commentsort=0&tid=160&tid=162&tid=14 6&tid=1&tid=14&mode=thread&pid=0

  48. reduces travel time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    smaller than the city of Boulder, Colorado

    Never been there. Now that I have this tidbit of information, I don't think I want to visit. Thanks.

  49. Moonies by coyotedata · · Score: 0

    The moons were there all of the time and everyone who looked at Saturn saw them-now they are "Discovered"

  50. Might be smaller than Boulder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It might be smaller than Boulder, but it's just as "out there" as the people's republic.

    "13 square miles surrounded by reality."

  51. Two Small Moons stretched ~2 miles? by layer3switch · · Score: 0

    That's some big ass!

    oh, I can feel some mother jokes coming up...

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  52. Naming Them Suckers.... by rickshaf · · Score: 1

    I propose that these moons be named "About the Size of Boulder, CO" and "Smaller Than That".

  53. Exo atmosphere by dolphin558 · · Score: 0

    "At those sizes, I would think the satellites/moons would have to be rocky. Even if they were composed of frozen gases, as they approached the day side of their orbit, they would vent off gases, and probably even form a tail, though most likely not a noticeable one from our vantage point "

    In that case Mercury would not have an atmosphere. Mercury's atmosphere is composed of exiting gases like a comet. Yet, Mercury is considered to be a planet with an atmosphere.