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  1. GNAA Last Measure Butt Sex on SpamAssassin Gets a Promotion · · Score: -1, Troll
    GNAA Announces Remastered Version of Gayniggers from Outer Space: The Movie
    GNAA Announces Remastered Version of Gayniggers From Outer Space: The Movie

    GNAA Vice-President and co-founder JesuitX announced Friday that GNAA founder timecop had completed his nine-month long project of remastering Morton Lindberg's classic Danish masterpiece, Gayniggers from Outer Space: The Movie .

    Said timecop, "I undertook this project so the Gay Nigger Association of America could easily spread the gay nigger seed with a crystal-clear picture and DVD-quality sound. But most of all, I do it for my gay nigg[er]s."

    The previously mentioned JesuitX and GNAA high-level operator lysol were allowed early access to view the remastered version of movie. Having been already familiar with the VHS copy currently in circulation, they were in for a real treat. JesuitX was quoted as saying "In that scene where Captain B. Dick [played by Sammy P. Soloman] takes Arminass [played by Coco P. Dalbert] into the relaxing room for a conversation, the beautiful quality of the black skin, combined with the crystal clear sound made it feel like the Captain was sitting right next to me, massaging my knee, and letting me know he always has an eye on my ass. I lost complete control and starting masturbating furiously."

    GNAA member l0de was also heard in background continuously saying "LOL JEWS DID WTC LOL JEWS".

    Digitally Remastered version of Gayniggers from Outer Space is to be available for worldwide distribution immediately. Everyone is encouraged to download it using BitTorrent, by clicking here. You will need a BitTorrent client to download this release.



    About Gayniggers from Outer Space: The Movie:

    • Sponsored by Carlsberg Pilsner
    • Produced by GayJack Movies
    • Distributed by WorldWide GayMovies

    Dino De Laurentus & Raymond Hansen Present
    A Lindberg & Kaistensen Production

    "The Universe. It's mighty power. It's evolutionary force, not to be stopped by anyone. In its beauty, this, this is a happy place to stay, filled with harmony and cosmic joy. A free place, where men can express themselves, and be as when they were born. All of this is, because someone cares. Because someone looks after us. When we sleep, when we play. When we act natural. This is a movie about those who risk life, and partners, to guarantee living in a wonderful and free universe. This is a movie about the Gayniggers From Outer Space. The Gayniggers come from the planet Anus, in the 8th Sun System, far far away from here. They are much, much more intelligent than any other creature in the Univerise. The most fascinating thing about them is that they, with the help of their super intelligence, and their highly developed telepathic system, Braintapping, will be able to create a world, a society, a perfect world to live in without the presence of women. A MALE ONLY WORLD."

    Starring

    • Coco P. Dalbert as ArmInAss
    • Sammy Saloman as Capt. B. Dick
    • Gerald F. Hail as D. Ildo
    • Gbartokai Dakinah as Sgt. Shaved Balls
    • Konrad Fields as Mr. Schwul
    • Johnny Conny & Tony Thomas as The Gay Ambassador

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) m

  2. Re:Amazing on AMD Demonstrates Linux-Based PDA at LinuxWorld · · Score: -1

    I rim dongs.

  3. Re:Gentlemen on FreeBSD: Not Exactly Dead · · Score: -1

    Don't run stable then.

    Run unstable if you want up-to-date versions of things. Unstable has mozilla-1.7, kernel 2.6.6, and boa 0.94.13.

  4. Re:Yet another reason.. on Another Zero-Day IE Scripting Exploit · · Score: 0

    NO YOU IDIOT.

    We are NOT TALKING ABOUT SLASHDOT here. we are talking about OTHER WEB PAGES such as LAST MEASURE that DO THIS

  5. Re:Yet another reason.. on Another Zero-Day IE Scripting Exploit · · Score: 0
    What do you mean, made up?
    document.forms["clip"].elements["content"].value = content;
    document.forms["clip"].submit();
    Two lines from StatsMeasure's index page.
  6. Re:Fix now available on Another Zero-Day IE Scripting Exploit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You're using conflicting options. /q is a quick format (only empties out the FAT) and /u is an Unconditional format (writes 0xFE to all the sectors). Try /autotest which empties out the FAT without confirmation.

  7. Re:Yet another reason.. on Another Zero-Day IE Scripting Exploit · · Score: -1

    Also to note, is the fact that most popup-blockers don't recognize the fact that mouseovers are usually not a user request. That makes Last Measure 200 times more potent as mouse-over forms or mouse-over images allow it to start popping up images. Last Measure version 3.4.1 demonstrates this technique.

  8. Buttsex for GNAA on Linux for Dummies, 5th Edition · · Score: -1, Troll

    Owned!

  9. GNAA + Goat-See = Secks on Cometa WiFi Hotspot Network To Shut Down · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    GNAA > j00 Fristage Postage Is Mine

  10. Re:WARNING: IP ADDRESS KARMA POLICY NOW IN EFFECT on Missing Matter... Still Missing · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  11. Re:International Trolling League wants YOU! on A Public Library's Linux Success Story · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  12. YEAH BUT on Passwords That Should Never Be Used · · Score: 0

    Don't forget "God". System administrators LOVE to use "god", the whole male ego thing.

  13. Re:Mirrors for the torrent files on Knoppix v3.4 Hits The Mirrors · · Score: 0

    Erm, why would you mirror torrent files. You can just go to the tracker and hit "DL" to get them.

    see the pretty "dl" links?

  14. GNAA Early Post on Advanced Unix Programming, 2nd Ed. · · Score: -1, Troll
    GNAA DOMINATES TROLLYMPICS GNAA DOMINATES TROLLYMPICS
    Horatio Brunswick - Gnaa, Nigeria.
    Speaking to a hushed crowd from the heights of a ceremonial golden minaret hastily erected on the main lawn of the lush GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) estate this morning, chief GNAA spokesman l0de triumphantly announced near-total victory for the Gay Nigger Association of America in the 103rd Trollympics.

    "Citizens, never before have you been trolled so hard. You have lost, as none have lost, and as none may ever lose again. Today was truly the nicest day. Doom awaits you all."

    A deafening roar of cheering and celebratory gunfire met the announcement, followed by a rare smile from enigmatically taciturn l0de, which has been interpreted by Top Gay Nigger Analists as owing as much to his own two medal haul as his customarily heroic intake of fortified wine. Following the smile, increased cumsumer confidence drove the GNIA (Gay Nigger Incestual Average) over the 15,000 mark, once thought to be unattainable. L0de then read the names of the medal winning trolls, (Which have been reproduced here, sans incomprehensible slurs and racial epithets) and delivered his already-infamous "skeet heard round the world" keynote address, finishing with a scream of "LAST MEASURE" and plummeting nearly 70 feet from the minaret into the crowd below. His current whereabouts are unknown.

    GOLD MEDALISTS OF THE 103rd WORLD TROLLYMPIAD

    RKZ, GNAA, Silver, Popup blocker breaking
    Bare, GNAA, Gold, Ban Evade
    Bare GNAA, Gold, DiKKy 4 hour flood
    Rolloffle, GNAA, Gold, 100 Minute Proxy Whore
    JesuitX, GNAA, Golden Goatse, AOL tech support mental breakdown (Punjabi Circuit). New world record
    JesuitX, GNAA, Golden Goatse, Trolling Song or Anthem
    Goat-see, GNAA, Golden Goatse, Popup blocker breaking
    Penisbird + Rollofflle, GNAA, Golden Goatse, 3000 comment tandem crapflood
    DiKKy, GNAA|ITL, Gold, 500 meter OMGWTF
    DiKKy, GNAA|ITL, Golden Goatse, 5 minute channel jupe
    Toil, GNAA|ITL, Gold, 500 Momfuck server delink
    L0de, GNAA|T4C|LRH, Golden Goatse, Troll Radio Show
    L0de, GNAA|T4C|LRH, Gold, Metatroll
    Sarojin, T4C, Bronze Boner, CUMFUSING FRIST POST
    Peccavi, T4C, Bronze Boner, 100m FYAD FYAD LOL
    Feerit, T4C, Silver, Badabababa Junktouch
    Klerck, T4C, Golden Goatse, 400 foot wide page
    QPT, Non-affliated, Gold, 5 day forum ghost-town
    QPT, Non-affliated, Gold, G-line
    Impi, Non-affliated, (medal confiscated with highest honors), OMG WALLHAX NOOB

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtai