May the person who posted the first Beowulf cluster joke burn in hell for all eternity. And may his fingers be cut into very tiny pieces. And may his eyes be plucked from their sockets with a butter knife and fed to him like a goose. And may his web server be subjected to an unusually long Slashdotting. And may his......
From the poem it says Beowulf's father was Scyld. From now on the Slashdot joke that isn't a joke but somehow gets modded +5 Funny every time anyway is....
Section 3.1 of DARPA Grand Challenge 2005 Rules: Vehicles must be unmanned, and no animals are permitted onboard.
I wish they would have released the rules a little sooner. I already hired 3 midgets and wolverine. Oh well, we are still eligible for the Ansari X-Prize.
I've had a similar problem with zinc wiskers. I live in southwest Missouri, the zinc capital of the world, and every morning I wake up with a five o'clock shadow of old Atomic Number 30. I find that the Mach3Turbo from Gillette is the best solution to the problem. Word of advice- never use an electric razor, especially if you've recently washed you're face with water. Trust me, it's a volatile mixture.
They went from red laser to blue-ray. Why don't they just skip straight to gamma-ray DVDs? Sure, you'd have to wear a radiation suit to watch Return of the King, but that's a small price to pay for ultra-high capacity, right?
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May the person who posted the first Beowulf cluster joke burn in hell for all eternity. And may his fingers be cut into very tiny pieces. And may his eyes be plucked from their sockets with a butter knife and fed to him like a goose. And may his web server be subjected to an unusually long Slashdotting. And may his......
From the poem it says Beowulf's father was Scyld. From now on the Slashdot joke that isn't a joke but somehow gets modded +5 Funny every time anyway is....
"Imagine a Scyld cluster of those!"
Give it some time. It'll catch on.
You might be able to with some serious water-cooling. But I'm not sure 3MHz is that much of an improvement.
I don't have friends you insensitive clods!
Section 3.1 of DARPA Grand Challenge 2005 Rules:
Vehicles must be unmanned, and no animals are permitted onboard.
I wish they would have released the rules a little sooner. I already hired 3 midgets and wolverine. Oh well, we are still eligible for the Ansari X-Prize.
I've had a similar problem with zinc wiskers. I live in southwest Missouri, the zinc capital of the world, and every morning I wake up with a five o'clock shadow of old Atomic Number 30. I find that the Mach3Turbo from Gillette is the best solution to the problem. Word of advice- never use an electric razor, especially if you've recently washed you're face with water. Trust me, it's a volatile mixture.
They went from red laser to blue-ray. Why don't they just skip straight to gamma-ray DVDs? Sure, you'd have to wear a radiation suit to watch Return of the King, but that's a small price to pay for ultra-high capacity, right?
Did anyone else read 9.2 megapixels and imagine the Goatse Guy in super-high res?
...the author of a post tries to pass a StarCraft strategy guide off as a legitimate news source.
The guy said net-d0rk. And spelled it with a zero. How ironic. By the way, I have a Gmail account and I'm damn proud of it, too.
The mirror in the parent is already getting slow, so I mirrored the mirror of the .torrent files.
Knoppix 3.4 Deutsch
Knoppix 3.4 English
"As such, have you planned for the hereafter, and if so, how?"
Three words- Windows Task Scheduler. I've got it set to format the day after I die.