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What Do People in the IT Field Do for Side Jobs?

Flagg0204 asks: "Growing up in a primarily white collar household I wasn't exposed to 'side-jobs' until I met my girlfriend whose family was mostly blue collar. This got me to thinking. What do people in the IT field do for side jobs? Electricians, plumbers, HVAC, mechanic, these fields have many opportunities for a little extra cash on the side. What are some IT/IS side jobs that Slashdot readers do for extra money?"

1,405 comments

  1. Online/Remote works for me by iclod · · Score: 5, Interesting

    it depends what kind of IT skills you have.

    i am working for few online games like iclod and xmoo, they generate a bit of incomes and open up opportunities for other jobs.

    the advantage is i don't need to be there physically to carry out works, but with that advantage, i also get the disadvantage of having thousand of similarly skilled people fighting for the same work.

    i believe hardware-IT may have more opportunities. just post an ads on local newspaper to "Fix Your Computer Problems At Home" and there bound to be some elderly people who would rather get a local service from a local person at home.

    1. Re:Online/Remote works for me by mordors9 · · Score: 1

      I thought all of you moonlighted doing the same thing as the rest of us nerd studs do. Perhaps you've seen me on SNL "Fred Garvin, male prostitute"

    2. Re:Online/Remote works for me by eblum · · Score: 1

      I have skills for Crash test dummy. (mass, inertia, etc.)

    3. Re:Online/Remote works for me by IO+ERROR · · Score: 1

      I do occasional remote sysadmin stuff for some friends who have small servers and web hosting packages. Not a lot of cash but not a lot of time either.

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      How am I supposed to fit a pithy, relevant quote into 120 characters?
    4. Re:Online/Remote works for me by nite_warrior · · Score: 1

      just post an ads on local newspaper to "Fix Your Computer Problems At Home"

      not even post at a newspaper, just with friends/relatvies/relatives' friends/friends' relatives/friends' friends you can get a lot of people in need of somebody to fix their computers... I do that a lot

    5. Re:Online/Remote works for me by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      Back when I was working the hardware side I did international ordinance transfer as a side job. Now that I do a more software related job I decided to stick with the lucrative world of pharmacutical import. Hum drum, yes, but it does provide the additonal money needed for the Christmas fund..

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    6. Re:Online/Remote works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...lucrative world of pharmacutical import

      You smuggle drugs? And find it hum drum? Boy, Miami Vice was WAAAAY off.

    7. Re:Online/Remote works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't work. For the most part, you'll end up spending more money on advertising than income. You'd be surprised how much you have to advertise just to get a few calls.

      Of those, only one or two of those will actually pan out. The rest:

      1. The bargain hunter who wants you to get him the best price on a computer *BUT* wants you to get it for him at 50% of retail. You see, as a computer person, he figures you should be able to get this stuff for practically nothing.

      2. The guy who's shocked that you would even consider charging him for fixing his smelly, tobacco stained POS computer. This is the elderly person you speak of, by the way.

      3. The guy who phones you up and tries to get free tech support out of you because he can't get an answer out of the shop that sold him the POS. Gets angry with you when you tell him you charge for your services and don't answer

      It's not worth the frustration. It's one thing to do it for friends and family in exchange for favors or a few bucks. The cheapskates come out of the woodwork when you put up an ad though. These are the people who likely got turfed because their techie friends and family members don't want to deal with them anymore.

    8. Re:Online/Remote works for me by CPrimerPlus · · Score: 1

      I don't work in the computer industry at all. hardware or software. I run my own business but i generally leave everything to the managers and code in the office all day. I like coding. I find it fun and a intellectual pursuit, I couldn't think of doing because someone told me to. BTW: i code in C for shits and giggles. I use it for CGI, string handling, low level stuff. I guess i just wanna know it inside out.

    9. Re:Online/Remote works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is unfortunate that the education system did not work for you. Please repeat 8th grade English and try your post again. Thank you.

    10. Re:Online/Remote works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I just sell my body for sex when I need extra money...

  2. what I do on my day job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    read slashdot.

    1. Re:what I do on my day job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      architecture.

      (bricks, stones, mortar, steel, glass)

    2. Re:what I do on my day job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You get PAID to read Slashdot!?! Where do I apply?

    3. Re:what I do on my day job by Lev13than · · Score: 2, Funny

      what I do on my day job... read slashdot.

      Good strategy - everyone knows that the best way to make some money off /. is to use one of those clever Free iPod! sigs. They really work! People love getting spam in their newsthreads! Don't forget the exclamation marks!!!

      Want to join a Free Pyramid Scheme? Click here!!

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    4. Re:what I do on my day job by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 2

      I totally agree with you man. What a bunch of fucking losers.

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    5. Re:what I do on my day job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On slashdot, if you post for free, you're a karma slut. If you get paid, you're a karma whore.

    6. Re:what I do on my day job by cnsc1rtr · · Score: 1
      I totally agree with you man. What a bunch of fucking losers.
      +1
      Ya. Those assholes.
    7. Re:what I do on my day job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've actually been thinking about having a .sig that just asks for a free iPod. No scam, just a request for someone else to spend a bunch of money and send me a gift.

      Maybe people will appreciate the honesty? :)

    8. Re:what I do on my day job by Mantorp · · Score: 1

      I thought it was the amazon or Barnes and Noble links that follow the book reviews

  3. Obvious answer... by physicsphairy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Punch the monkey!

    1. Re:Obvious answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean "beat the monkey?"

    2. Re:Obvious answer... by Brett+Johnson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Punching, Beating - how extreme. What's wrong with the old fashioned "spank the monkey"?

    3. Re:Obvious answer... by trick-knee · · Score: 0, Redundant

      or "spank the monkey"?

    4. Re:Obvious answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can get paid for that!! I have a pretty extensive resume in this area!

    5. Re:Obvious answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you make money doing that?

      Ohh wait, this is slashdot. I get it. This is how you fund your open source development. It all makes sense now.

      1) wack a monkey
      2) fund open source development
      3) profit

    6. Re:Obvious answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what monkey is that ? i don't get it

    7. Re:Obvious answer... by Barto · · Score: 0, Redundant

      You misspelled "spank".

    8. Re:Obvious answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's referring to an old banner ad gimmick from a few years ago. You would get paid money to play silly games like "punch the monkey" in order to "climb the money tree" and earn cash rewards.

      Of course the games were inundated with ads from sponsors, and it was all an advertising gimmick, but a lot of people fell for it and spent hours playing the inane games in order to be sent their cheques for $10.

      I'm not sure if it is still operational... I think it went the same way as AllAdvantage when the dotcom bubble burst.

  4. Gameses! by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I write games.

    I learn fun new stuff, I get to take things at my own pace, I get fun email from other people, and I make enough to cover my car payment. Best of all, it feeds my megalomania.

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    Obliteracy: Words with explosions

    1. Re:Gameses! by Harbinjer · · Score: 1

      Oh man, I've certainly wasted enough time with that game.

      Thanks, it's a great little game!

    2. Re:Gameses! by syrinx · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      That's an awesome game, by the way... I found it when you posted in another Slashdot discussion early this year. Fun stuff! :)

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    3. Re:Gameses! by JPriest · · Score: 1

      I'll have to try it later.

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    4. Re:Gameses! by spoco2 · · Score: 1

      OK, I could either mod you up, or comment that that is a pretty sweet little game... had to stop myself from playing it more since I'm at work... but man, bouncing those little gnomes around is a LOT of fun :D (Is that obtuse enough to get more people to download it?)

    5. Re:Gameses! by digital+bath · · Score: 1

      You do realize that people read /. at work, right? I'm thinking, hmm, I will browse /. for a couple minutes while my build finishes. Read a couple stories, roll my eyes at the polls, no biggie.

      But you posted that link, and I clicked it. And I played the game.

      For almost an hour.

      You are a terrible person! Are you trying to get me fired?

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    6. Re:Gameses! by EugeneK · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gamesss...we loves gamesess...what has it got in its pockets, my preciousss?

    7. Re:Gameses! by Wanker · · Score: 2, Funny
      You are a terrible person! Are you trying to get me fired?

      Perhaps he already has his side job lined up and is looking to create some openings in the IT field...
    8. Re:Gameses! by Tihstae · · Score: 1

      I must say that I have wasted more than a few weekends playing your great game.

      Thank you!

    9. Re:Gameses! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm curious how many francophones there are on /. who made the connection between the gnomes, the "jardin" part of the name, and the alias of the poster.

      Very clever.

    10. Re:Gameses! by Anonymous+Commando · · Score: 1

      Not a francophone, but as I know enough French to catch it. And I've been hooked on Jardinains for quite a long time now, as are my wife and kids.

      And now, if you'll excuse me, I must go bounce some gnomes. Little bastards, laughing at me... I'll show them... I'll show them all...

      --
      Corporate Jenga: You take a blockhead from the bottom and you put him on top...
    11. Re:Gameses! by Mantorp · · Score: 1

      so here I am at 1.43 AM playing your game, I don't know if I should love you or hate you.

  5. Isn't it obvious by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Funny
    Isn't it obvious?

    The moment they know you're in I.T. everyone in your family, and all your mother's friends, want you to fix their PCs.

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    1. Re:Isn't it obvious by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If we could only charge our grandmothers for every time we fixed their cord not being plugged in...

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    2. Re:Isn't it obvious by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

      It's only a job if you get payed.

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    3. Re:Isn't it obvious by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, I do fix PCs for friends and family, of course, but they have to feed me.

      One evening, after fixing a computer, my friends were taking me to restaurant and we passed a homeless man with a "Will work for food" sign . . .

      He shoulda been an underemployed software guy.

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      I am not a crackpot.
    4. Re:Isn't it obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's only a job if you get payed.

      And paid is spelled that way only if you're getting spayed.

    5. Re:Isn't it obvious by delfstrom · · Score: 4, Funny
      If we could only charge our grandmothers for every time we fixed their cord not being plugged in...

      I didn't know grandmothers required electricity.

    6. Re:Isn't it obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's only a job if you get payed.


      Looks like there's plenty of work to be had, teaching geeks how to spell...

    7. Re:Isn't it obvious by carlosponti · · Score: 1

      you have done PC repair for relatives IT IS A JOB lol or atleast that is the way they see it.

    8. Re:Isn't it obvious by nolife · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The moment they know you're in I.T. everyone in your family, and all your mother's friends, want you to fix their PCs

      I had to give up my family and friend side job of building them computers. I now reference them to the small business section of www.dell.com (much better deals then the regular home section) and www.slickdeals.net for references to Dell SB deals. I've had enough of giving out lifetime free tech support. I traveled to my home town for Thanksgiving and spent about 10 hours of my long weekend fixing computers for friends and family. Sure, I will still help them with spyware and such but I am now the second phone call after Dell for those I've pointed in that direction and not the first. Sorry for the diehard white box builders but I had to get out. Not worth it to me.

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    9. Re:Isn't it obvious by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 5, Funny

      > I didn't know grandmothers required electricity.

      This is obviously an early example of nanatechnology.

    10. Re:Isn't it obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we could only charge our grandmothers for every time we fixed their cord not being plugged in...

      I didn't know grandmothers required electricity.


      I think the whole "plugging in" bit is supposed to be some kind of nasty euphemism...

    11. Re:Isn't it obvious by shadowzero313 · · Score: 1

      But, like all early implementations of a new technology, they break down often, and eventually can't be fixed.

    12. Re:Isn't it obvious by Mattcelt · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...Hello.sir. My.name.is.Steve. I.came.from.a.rough. area. I.used.to.be.addicted.to.crack.but.now.Im.off. and.trying.to.stay.clean... ...That.is.why.I.am.selling.magazine.subscriptions ...

    13. Re:Isn't it obvious by Rorschach1 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Some do.

      I have absolutely no idea why I remember that...

    14. Re:Isn't it obvious by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 1
      You really deserver a +5 Funny for that 'NanaTechnology' quip...

      I'm going to be snickering about that all day...

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    15. Re:Isn't it obvious by kettch · · Score: 1

      Family are too far away for that to matter. I used to have a big problem with people I know who wanted stuff done. When I got tired of that I just made sure that everyone knew that my time was too valuable to be helping everyone who had a problem. I did this by charging between 20-40 dollars an hour depending on how much I liked the person.

      Problem solved.

      People hardly ever ask anymore, and when they do it is when they've got their system so screwed up that they don't care how much it costs.

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    16. Re:Isn't it obvious by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

      Its work, but not a job. And sorry about the spelling. I'm an engineer, (though an EE).

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    17. Re:Isn't it obvious by erickgrau · · Score: 1

      AMEN

    18. Re:Isn't it obvious by markjx · · Score: 1

      I do charge my mother and her friends to fix their computers. Sure, I charge them the friend rate, but still... It is usually enough of a deterrant to get them to try something else.

      I value my free time greatly. If they want to pay for my services, then I am glad to help out. But, if they want it for gratis, then I just say that I am too busy.

      Is it nice? Not really. Does it help maintain my sanity? You bet!

      MJ

    19. Re:Isn't it obvious by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1


      Same here, except I was more harsh with my family. Some of my more distant family members still won't speak to me, but the only time they ever did in the first place was when they needed free PC advice, so they can go to hell anyway.

      I'll gladly help my parents, and to a lesser extent my brother and his kids, but they have to have tried first. Since then they've learned a great deal and I'm a lot happier to help them when I know that they didn't just pick up the phone as soon as they saw a word they didn't know.

    20. Re:Isn't it obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those poor souls. IT does a good enough job of screwing up our systems at work, I don't want one of those guys touching my home system! Grandma would probably be better off trying to fix her own system. Anybody who's actually good with computers is in development. IT is for .com-era rejects. :-)

    21. Re:Isn't it obvious by amigabill · · Score: 1

      I guess being in that category as well maks my side job to be the IT one. My "real" job is a semiconductor (fancy word for microchip hehe) design engineer.

      But my college degree was in "computer engineering" so everyone in my family thinks I studied Windows for my education and I'm supposed to fix all their problems...

      I have a cousin with an IT degree and he's taken to charging family for help to discourage them from annoying him. He must be smarter than I am.

      The most I've used Windows for myself was getting Cygwin running so I can access the two linux boxen in my livingroom (a MythTV box and the other is destined to become an internet firewall to supplement my hardware firewall with some throttling features so my roommate doesn't hog the whole wire, and perhaps a DNS server or something for kicks, as well as a CVS server and icarus verilog host...) from the Windows box in my bedroom. :)

      Maybe when I get HalfLife 2 I'll spend more time with Windows.

    22. Re:Isn't it obvious by NegativeFX · · Score: 0

      That's the best pun I've heard in years. Your grandmother would be proud.

    23. Re:Isn't it obvious by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      I charge my overtime pay to fix someone's computer. When they balk at the price, I explain that I could stay at work and make this same ammount or I can work for them, I don't care which. If I have my druthers I'll hack an Xbox, play with my kids, or take the wife out to dinner.
      Your range of $20-$40 is right in the ballpark ;)
      -nB

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    24. Re:Isn't it obvious by austad · · Score: 1

      Haha. I was thinking the same thing when I read the parent comment. I just thought it was cool she could spray orange juice from her fingers.

      But then I thought about it, and was like, "gross, orange juice that comes out of grandma." I was like 7 years old.

      Now it bring to mind the episode of the simpsons where Ralph goes "Tastes like grandma!"

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    25. Re:Isn't it obvious by Tantrum420 · · Score: 1

      You mean that I've never received a blowjob?

      Maybe they should just call them blowparties...

      It'd be easier to ask for, I bet...

      T

    26. Re:Isn't it obvious by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      I didn't know grandmothers required electricity.

      My grandmother's on a respirator, you insensitive clod!

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    27. Re:Isn't it obvious by secolactico · · Score: 1

      Does it help maintain my sanity? You bet!

      Are you sure? Most of the moms I've met (including my own) are expert at guilt tripping.

      I just thank god my mom want's nothing to do with computers, and I solved most of my dad's problem by setting a non-admin account for him.

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    28. Re:Isn't it obvious by thelenm · · Score: 1

      If we could only charge our grandmothers for every time we fixed their cord not being plugged in...

      I didn't know grandmothers required electricity.

      Yes, and they get charged every time you fix their cord not being plugged in.

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    29. Re:Isn't it obvious by aardwolf64 · · Score: 1

      gross, orange juice that comes out of grandma
      I thought the milk was even worse...

    30. Re:Isn't it obvious by gewalker · · Score: 2

      You charge your own mother? What an ingrate. There are some things you should just do -- like move away from your parents, so that they don't call you to fix their PC.

    31. Re:Isn't it obvious by DrCode · · Score: 4, Funny

      Easy solution: "Fix" their problems by wiping off Windows and installing Linux.

      Then they'll either be happy with the stability, or so annoyed that they'll never bother you again.

    32. Re:Isn't it obvious by kfg · · Score: 1

      I have absolutely no idea why I remember that...

      Because it's Ray Bradbury.

      KFG

    33. Re:Isn't it obvious by Maow · · Score: 0
      If we could only charge our grandmothers for every time we fixed their cord not being plugged in...

      I didn't know grandmothers required electricity.

      Time to upgrade your granny - all the newer models run on AC/DC.

      ;-) rb

    34. Re:Isn't it obvious by dcsmith · · Score: 1

      The Electric Grandmother was a TV-movie taken from a Ray Bradbury story.

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    35. Re:Isn't it obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'll teach ya. Buy them a mac for Christmas. The cost is worth the peace of mind. My mom's is six years old(at least) and still going strong. I'm not sure who is going to die first...

    36. Re:Isn't it obvious by zurab · · Score: 1

      Is it based on I Sing the Body Electric? Is it any good?

    37. Re:Isn't it obvious by robyannetta · · Score: 2, Informative

      Problem solved:

      (All the "I will not fix your computer" stuff)

      http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/38 8b /
      http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/stickers/3 803 /
      http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/mugs/58c0/
      http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/ladies/38e8/

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    38. Re:Isn't it obvious by kfg · · Score: 1

      Is it based on I Sing the Body Electric?

      Yes.

      Is it any good?

      Not bad really. Of course Bradbury suffers from being able to put so much atmosphere into his writing that film versions always seem to suffer, even when they were originally scripts to begin with, but this one at least comes off decently, despite being made for TV.

      KFG

    39. Re:Isn't it obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I graduated CS and my family is always on me to fix their computers. Newsflash: CS != IT. Your printer is broke? Oh let me go get my Printer's 101 book... its around here somewhere. Blue screen of death? Yeah I probably am more likely to cause it than fix it.

      That said... your printer jam can be fixed by removing the paper.

    40. Re:Isn't it obvious by mariox19 · · Score: 1

      I agree!

      Several years ago my mother wanted a computer. She uses a Windows box at work, of course, but I and my brothers are all Mac people. I told her that she could buy a PC if she wanted, but if something went wrong I wouldn't know how to help her. At the time that was true. Since them I'm (un)fortunate enough to know something about Win-PC's.

      She bought an iMac and has never had any real problems.

      My girlfriend on the other hand bought a Compaq running Windows XP. Every time I hear her complaining about some "annoyance" I scratch my head and wonder why 90% of the computing world puts up with this crap.

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    41. Re:Isn't it obvious by markjx · · Score: 1

      Sorry... I guess I didn't proof-read too carefully. Of course I don't charge my parents, or family for that matter.

      When I get desktop questions from Mom about her friends, co-workers, whatever, I'll give advice or talk to them on the phone. If it gets more complicated than that, then I'll say that they either need to pay me or they should take it to a local shop. My Aunt is the worst about this. She usually just takes it to a shop.

      I went over to replace a power supply (I told her not to get the HP Pavilion) in my sister's computer a few weeks ago. Before that, I had my brother's WinXP box for about 8 days cleaning off spyware, virii, and such.

      I hooked 'em both up with Firefox and Openoffice.org. But, I don't think either are using 'em... Ugh...

      MJ

    42. Re:Isn't it obvious by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Nanatechnology...

      Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!

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    43. Re:Isn't it obvious by G-funk · · Score: 1

      William Shatner, is that you?

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    44. Re:Isn't it obvious by middlemen · · Score: 1

      Hey Office Space!! cool...

    45. Re:Isn't it obvious by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Not plugged in? Those are the kinds of problems I like. It's obvious what's wrong, it's easy to fix, and I'm on my way. The ones I hate are the strange, hard to reproduce, intermittant problem with some software package I've never used that I usually end up having to fix for people.

    46. Re:Isn't it obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nanatechnology? Ha!!! This is funny - very funny - you are not wes borg obviously.

    47. Re:Isn't it obvious by jlapier · · Score: 1

      Today someone in my office told me she had a friend who wanted to develop some kind of casino-style video game (this friend was not a programmer themselves, but a business person).
      My co-worker asked me if I could do it. Did I mention that I'm the network administrator for my office?

      This is why the IT job market sucks. To the masses, there aren't programmers or techs or sysadmins - we're all just Computer People.

    48. Re:Isn't it obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Every time I hear her complaining
      > about some "annoyance" [annoyances.org]
      > I scratch my head and wonder why 90% of
      > the computing world puts up with
      > this crap.

      Because the other 10 percent keep fixing the main issues for them and usually for free at that. If they wouldn't do that, perhaps the 90 percent folks *would* get fed up enough to look for real alternatives (which the 10 percent could helpfully suggest).

      I.e. Linux people...stop fixing Windows machines!

    49. Re:Isn't it obvious by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      That's the line for me...

      I help family and friends. Friends of family and friends I'm much more picky about, and mostly will send people an hourly rate. I've even stopped doing it as a loss-leader/promotional exercise because I've never had a return on it.

      I'm also reluctant to help friends and family out with something to do with their PCs at their place of work, unless they're going to get in some deep shit if I don't. If their paid-for IT support can't solve it, the paid-for IT support can hire me to do it.

    50. Re:Isn't it obvious by jamesangel · · Score: 1

      The best joke I have ever seen on Slashdot. I salute you, sir.

    51. Re:Isn't it obvious by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      The moment they know you're in I.T. everyone in your family, and all your mother's friends, want you to fix their PCs.

      Repeat after me: "Oh, you probably have Windows, I don't know much about that. I only use Linux myself."

      And it's pretty much true, of course I can install SpyBot and AdAware, but if there's something wrong with the box otherwise I have no idea how to fix it. So usually they'll go ask someone else.

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    52. Re:Isn't it obvious by Vegard · · Score: 1

      I have taken the route of *not* learning Windows. Seriously. Whenever I get asked about a Windows problem, I simply can not answer. Because when it comes to Windows, I'm a stupid user.

      Side effect is that I have a more fun job, because I never have to do Windows stuff at all :) (Windows? Sorry - don't know it)

    53. Re:Isn't it obvious by feargal · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I only found out how to change the samba settings on XP/2000 last week.

      Ignorance is indeed bliss.

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    54. Re:Isn't it obvious by Slightly+Askew · · Score: 1

      Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies, but one of these days, you'll get a big surprise.

      My favorite part was the OJ and the chocolate milk coming out of her finger.

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    55. Re:Isn't it obvious by Smallpond · · Score: 1

      Current friend rates

      Family: I'm busy right now, how about tomorrow?

      Brother-in-law: $75/hr

      Guy friend: $25/hr

      GF: free

  6. I've never been able to make this work. by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Insightful
    In my experience, the nature of IT work tends to rule out being able to hold down a side job. The biggest obstacle is the fact that almost all IT work (or salaried work in general, really) tends to have at least one or two "crunch times" per year where you have to work weird hours.

    Aside from that, I've noticed that the lion's share of part-time skilled labor still takes place between 9 and 5. There are plenty of 10-15 hour a week IT jobs, but very few where you're not on regular work hours. Even if you find one, any bit of success tends to pull the work towards business hours -- I briefly had a side gig as a trainer at night, but that quickly devolved into "can you do this during the day?" once companies started demanding our services.

    As a consequence, you are forced to look for jobs which are both off-hours and feature very flexible schedules. This tends to translate into low skill and thus low paying. I don't mean to sound elitist here, but when you're making good money at a regular job I think you'll find that it's just not worth surrendering your free time for what you can bring in working at Starbucks. Remember: just because you're not paid when you're not at work doesn't mean that time is worthless.

    If you're not making enough money, it might be a better use of your time to continue your education. Many universities cater to people who work a 9-5, and a lot of employers will help pay for you to go. The payoff isn't as immediate, but in many situations it's a far better plan overall.

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    1. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by RealAlaskan · · Score: 5, Interesting
      ... you are forced to look for jobs which are both off-hours and feature very flexible schedules.

      Many universities cater to people who work a 9-5 ...

      I hope that you see the obvious side job for the white collar worker: teach an evening course at the local community college. Of course, you'll be making less per hour than the janitor, but it is white collar.

    2. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Coryoth · · Score: 4, Interesting

      n my experience, the nature of IT work tends to rule out being able to hold down a side job. The biggest obstacle is the fact that almost all IT work (or salaried work in general, really) tends to have at least one or two "crunch times" per year where you have to work weird hours.

      I think this is spot on. A lot of IT jobs are salaried, and there is a huge difference between hourly wages and salary. Waged employment usually has a very fixed set of hours you are expected to work, and any work outside of that is overtime and more expensive for the employer, so it's discouraged. You are being paid for a fixed set of hours, so time outside that is your own, allowing for work on the side. On the other hand salaried work is essentially paying you to "get the job done" regardless of hours. They're paying you up front for as much of your time as it takes. Side jobs just don't come into it.

      Having worked both waged (as a baker) and salaried (as a research mathematician) jobs, that's exactly how it generally worked for me. Both have their advantages, and side jobs is simply one of the advantages of waged employment.

      Jedidiah.

    3. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, its odd, a few years back I started doing alot of IT work, so I joined the army in a field that IT work isn't my job... What am I doing now? IT work in my field. So now, my side job is the Army and I am still doing IT work.

    4. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you're not making enough money, it might be a better use of your time to continue your education. Many universities cater to people who work a 9-5, and a lot of employers will help pay for you to go. The payoff isn't as immediate, but in many situations it's a far better plan overall.

      I'm at a loss. What could you get an education in that pays better than IT? At first, I thought of medicine, but 1) somehow I doubt your IT employer will want to pay for your med courses, 2) it'll take 20 years if you're not doing it full-time, 3) I don't think you can go to med school part-time, and 4) doctors are facing a very bad situation in the near future between cost-cutting HMOs and insanely high malpractice insurance premiums.

      My next thought was law school, but 1) again, I have a hard time imagining IT employers footing the bill for another line of coursework which has absolutlely nothing to do with their business, and 2) I'm not evil or a scum-sucking bottom-dweller, so I'd never do well in law.

      I hear this "get an education" crap all the time, but no one ever says what to get an education in, which has a decent salary and decent stability, and especially which is feasible on a part-time basis since most working people can't exactly afford to take 4 years off.

    5. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

      > There are plenty of 10-15 hour a week IT jobs

      Can I have some ideas? Seriously--I'm getting out of IT as a career next year and going back to school, but I'm going to need some part-time income while I'm at it, and I might as well use the skills I've got.

      (Don't ask what subject I'm going back to school for--I already nearly gave my mother a heart attack, and I can't be held responsible for random Slashdotters.)

    6. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      When the grandparent said "continue your education" he/she probably meant expanding your skills in the field or taking classes toward a masters degree. Continuing education does not mean that you have to do something completely different.

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    7. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

      He left off speaking Indian to train your future counterpart (sans the attitude). Other than that your post was dead on.

    8. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by mypoints · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have to agree. I have tried several times to find side work that pays immediately, fits my schedule, and provides me with something that is challenging (or at least fun); if it's not fun or challenging I find that I stop almost as soon as I start.

      It's darn near impossible and for most of the reasons listed in the original post. You can always find a job that satisifies one of the needs; but, rarely two, and hardly ever all of them.

      The closest thing I have found is working on my own OpenSource projects (no shameless plugs here). Working on my own projects is fun, challenging, and fits my schedule. It just won't pay immediately. If I keep at, though, other avenues will open; just look at Kent Beck.

      The only way to get ahead in this business is to work really hard by devoting a lot of blood, sweat, and tears; which really sounds like a day job.

      If you want easy money in IT, you'll need to generate demand in a market that you create yourself (which is not easy).

    9. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by jtsoong · · Score: 1

      Not in Australia.

      The local tech colleges around here pay quite well.

      Between $60-$90/hour - 3 hour courses.

      So you can pick up maybe $250/week for 3 hours work.

      Not bad.

    10. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by CoolMoDee · · Score: 1

      Expiring minds want to know!

      Actually, I am quite curious. I just changed my major from Computer Science to International Business and Japanese. The reason why I switched was primarly because of the disappearing jobs. I do not want to get a degree in something where I can't find a job (minus teaching English in Japan, but I would prefer to get over there another way).

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    11. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by heizusan · · Score: 1

      1) It doesn't necessarily have to be payed for by the company.
      2) It doesn't necessarily have to forward your career.
      3) It doesn't necessarily have to be a *new* career either.

      There are skill sets that can help in *any* job market. Learn a new language for chrissake. *ANY* job will be easier to get with that skill.

    12. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      i think you're confusing what the question is actually asking. blue collar workers (plumbers, hvac technicians, electricians, carpenters, etc) all generally do side jobs. if they aren't self-employed, they'll do work on the side for friends, friends of friends, etc for cash. it's generally a lot cheaper for the people that hired them than it would be had they gone to a company or someone who wasn't working "on the clock". take an auto-mechanic for example. he holds a regular job at a garage (maybe a place like midas or firestone or something) and gets paid hourly by them. on the side, he'll go to people's homes to do things like oil changes or something. a guy that works in a small "mom n pop" garage might have special permission to use the garage for his own purposes. even self-employed people will do side jobs for friends and stuff in their shops after hours or something. it's a way of getting a little extra cash under the table and off the books.

      that's what the question seems to be referring to. i know an IT worker who works with me who uses the tech room for personal side jobs every now and then. he'll stay late at work with a couple computers he had that needed to be repaired. he helps some small businesses set up a little wireless network in their store so that they can get all their computers talking to each other without going crazy wiring the place. they pay him cash. he gets some money on the side and they save on paying some company $100 an hour to setup their computers (best buy's geek squad is a ripoff).

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    13. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So you can pick up maybe $250/week for 3 hours work.

      Yeah, just don't do any lecture prep, or give assignments, or have some lecture notes to give out. Sounds like a class I want to sign up for!

    14. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1

      A three hour course in Australia only requires three hours of work by the instructor?!?!

    15. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Did you even read this whole thread?

      1) It doesn't necessarily have to be payed for by the company.

      The parent poster said it'd be a better use of time to continue your education, and that many employers would pay for this. Granted, he didn't say they absolutely would, but in a comparison between working a side job, and continuing education, employer-paid tuition helps tip the scales in favor of education.

      2) It doesn't necessarily have to forward your career.

      Actually, yes it does. This discussion is about how to earn more money on the side, not about how to enrich your mind. The parent poster suggested that continuing education might be better than a side job at achieving the goal of more money. If you want to take classes to learn about art or theater or something, and have no desire to make more money, then great. But that's not what this discussion is about.

      3) It doesn't necessarily have to be a *new* career either.

      No, but I seriously doubt an advanced degree in IT is going to get you any more money. It might just get you fired, since the company is already trying to save money by outsourcing all IT work. Why would they want to pay you more money just because you have a new degree? If you're going to bet on education, I don't think IT is the field that will reward you for it.

    16. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by RealAlaskan · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The local college here (Alaska) pays almost $1000 per credit hour, so teaching a 4 credit hour math class would pay about $3800 for four hours of class time per week, plus a couple of hours of ``office hours'', plus prep time, plus grading three or four tests.

      If you're teaching the same old class from the same old book, prep time should be less than class time, but if you're teaching from a new book, with a new syllabus, it can be more than the class time. Since you're adjunct faculty, you typically don't get to choose your syllabus or book, so the prep time will generally be 1 hour plus per class. Therefore, you get $3800 for about 15 hours per week times 16 weeks, or about $16 per hour.

      I guess that's a little more cash than the janitors get, but you're not getting health benefits, and the janitors are.

    17. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he helps some small businesses set up a little wireless network in their store so that they can get all their computers talking to each other without going crazy wiring the place. they pay him cash. he gets some money on the side and they save on paying some company $100 an hour to setup their computers

      Some advice if you're going to go that route: make sure that you and your clients agree on a price upfront, be that per hour or total cost. Also let them know that there's some leeway on how long things take.

      The problem I've had is that I'll say something will take 4 hours but something major turns up (like having to install a dozen other programs or writing some testing suites to see if it actually works) which blows up the time to 8 hours. I never feel right saying "yeah I know I said it would be done for $X but its is now 2*$X" so I end up eating the extra time.

      Which is no big deal for myself as I like to program, but it is something to keep in mind.

    18. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by sahonen · · Score: 1

      The entertainment industry tends to happen outside of business hours, since that's when people are generally available to be entertained. Music is a classical example. You can play bars at night and still have a day job. If you're any good at it, you can pull down some money, though you've gotta work for a while to make back the original investment in instruments and lessons. =P

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    19. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You have to work a lot more than 3 hours to teach 3 hours a week. Prep work, marking, meetings, etc. consume more time than teaching.

    20. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by JeremyALogan · · Score: 1

      you people and your jobs make me sick. I'm out here running around all day trying to find a first job and you're complaining about not being able to wrangle a second?

    21. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My experience has been just the opposite. There are so many bad IT people (bad in business or people skills, not necessarily tech skills), that if you provide good service, word of mouth will keep you busy. I've been doing side work for 20 years, early on it was coding, and the last 10 has been consulting, networking, and repairs. Occasionally I will visit a client on my lunch hour. After trust has been established, I usually end up with a key to the place and go in when it is convenient for me. Sure occasionally there will be a crisis and I'll burn a weekend or take a vacation day from my main job, but that is not the norm.

    22. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by JeremyALogan · · Score: 1

      ok... to put it a little better: for a lot of us it's hard enough to find a good first job. once we get that then I'm sure we will be in different spirits, but for now we tend to be a little bitter. to us a better question is "how can completely competant IT people prove that, despite our young age, we are quite adept at what we do. how do we hammer it into the HR people that 10+ years experience in a technology that's only existed for 5 is just ludicrous, not to mention unnecessary".

    23. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      "In my experience, the nature of IT work tends to rule out being able to hold down a side job. The biggest obstacle is the fact that almost all IT work (or salaried work in general, really) tends to have at least one or two 'crunch times' per year where you have to work weird hours."


      Depends on how good you are, how clued-in your employer is, etc.

      There's LOADS of companies out there that actually don't have crunch times- you've obviously not been lucky enough to find 'em. Having said this, I'm currently employed as a Sr. Linux Admin and Systems Engineer for a small company while I wait to see if the company I'm CTO for gets their funding- and on top of all that, if I find time, I port games to Linux as a side job on top of all of that.
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    24. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to put it a little better: for a lot of us it's hard enough to find a good first job

      Most jobs are "inside" ones that are heard from by word of mouth ... unfortunately you have no one's ear right now.

      So what I would do is find a company that you'll like to work for in their IT / programming department and apply for some related job there like a data entry person. Sure the work is mind numbing, but you'll be close to the action and will be able to offer some suggestions on how to improve their processes.

      I think that's the only way you'll be able to break into the market now as there's a lot of high level people you're competing against for the entry level jobs due to the economy. So show your worth in other ways -- and remember that people like a known quantity (you work for Bob in payroll and have shown up for work everyday and are personable) versus some guy off the street.

    25. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by yorkpaddy · · Score: 1

      I'd rather work a blue collar job than a menial white collar job. Keep me interested, make it exciting. I laugh at my fellow college students who think its a good job to sit at the information desk and answer questions. I have had more fun performing manual labor. It was a blast running heavy equipment when the work was available.

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    26. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

      > Expiring minds want to know! Actually, I am quite curious.

      Okay, but don't laugh...theatre. I've been acting pretty consistently for the last three-plus years, and I've gotten pretty decent at it--I've got an agent and have landed a couple of small paying gigs. I finally realized about a year ago that the acting thing makes me happy, while IT work is slowly draining my soul and turning me into Milton.

      I'm going back to school because a.) I never finished my bachelor's degree and I really want one, and b.) I want to study something I love.

    27. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Jett · · Score: 1

      I'm in the same boat. I'm working as part-time temp. doing IT (web interface to a SQL database & helping with a transition to a new semi-custom application used to run a department)while I go to school part time earning my Masters (in something completely unrelated to IT). I have the time to work full-time but because of my age (I'm 25 but look younger) and the way the labor market is right now I can't get a job. I've been "second choice" twice now, one time the people on the hiring committee all but told me I was hired, then I came in to meet the woman who would supervise me - she made a comment about how young I was to be working there (everyone else looked 35+) and seemed weirded out that I was "just a kid", needless to say I did not get the job. I'd be happy with a low-end job that paid less than $30k a year doing grunt level tech support but I can't even get that, despite working thru my undergrad doing exactly that. Ultimately, I'm trying to extricate myself from working directly with IT but I'm good at frontline tech support so it's where I've got to find a job for now. I want a "real" job that pays a fair wage but they just aren't out there so I'm stuck part-time with a low wage that wouldn't fly if I were anything other than a temp.

    28. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by smchris · · Score: 1

      Sadly true. I knew a psychologist who thought it would be cool "giving back" by teaching evening intro psych at a community college. After she figured out that the course was paying her about the same as eight hours of her billed time, she became less enthusiastic about doing that again.

    29. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by eblum · · Score: 1

      US or Australian dollars? I'm going to go to australia next month. =)

    30. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by md358 · · Score: 0

      I agree that blue collar jobs are usually more fun than low-level support jobs (unless we're talking about raking tar or smashing rocks). But I'd only recommend them while you're in school studying something else because jobs like that can be a trap. At least with an entry-level white collar position, you're going to eventually rise to a higher grade of paper pusher, with more money and sex appeal. But unless you're talking about a professional blue-collar job, then once you start as a janitor or machine shop operator, you're usually got several years before you get opportunities to move up or out.

      I don't want to cast any blanket statements here.... eg, I often regret not finishing my locksmith apprenticeship and going to college instead; I'd probably be paying off a home right now instead of just starting to look for one. But in my experience, from observing old friends and classmates, those with entry-level white collar jobs end up more successful than those in entry-level blue. YMMV - do whatever keeps you happy and fed.

    31. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Throtex · · Score: 1

      I'm a part time law student (software engineer by day)... and we're not bad people. Remember, for every lawyer fighting against you, there's probably one fighting for you.

    32. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by infosinger · · Score: 1

      Of course, I am now hearing about companies in other time zones like India are outsourcing to European(and maybe Americans). This work would fall out of the 9-5 slot.

    33. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      like your parent said... you can learn skills from a class that has nothing to do with your field that can help you in your job. IT generally means working with people and interacting with others. if you're not good at that, you're not good in IT, regardless of what you know. classes in theatre or whatever can help you interact with others just by participating in the class.

      as he said, a foreign language class can help you get a job. i remember when i was looking for a job, half of the jobs i looked at said "must speak japanese" or "must speak french" or something like that.

      also, you can take classes in something outside of your profession and do a side job in that field so you don't get burnt out always doing the same thing for both your full time job and your side job.

      don't toss off getting any education as being dumb and frivilous and not contributing to making more money. sure he didn't specifically spell it all out like i just did, but i'm gonna guess that's what he was implying.

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    34. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1
      My next thought was law school, but 1) again, I have a hard time imagining IT employers footing the bill for another line of coursework which has absolutlely nothing to do with their business, and 2) I'm not evil or a scum-sucking bottom-dweller, so I'd never do well in law.
      --emphasis mine--

      I'm not a "scum-sucking bottom-dweller" either, but do you enjoy working in a cubicle every bit as much as I do? I thought so. That's why I have considered going to law school. My wife will be taking the bar in February, and barring (haha, get it!? --derrrrr) any unforeseen catastrophes will most likely pass and then begin practicing law. She will not be working in a big firm. She will in fact be opening up her own law practice to help people just like you who have got some real crap going on in their lives that they need legal help with solving. (death of a family member, infidelity of a spouse, irresponsibility of a business partner, the list just keeps going...)

      As for your other argument about an employer paying for that level of schooling: don't think all employers are like that. I'm getting my undergrad partially funded by my employer in a field (computer engineering) which has little to do with my current job description - and my employer doesn't expect me to change once I get the degree! Some companies will like the fact that they can keep good employees around longer by helping to fund their higher education goals. I'm sure you've seen through experience that a good employee in ANY field is often hard to come by.

    35. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand salaried work is essentially paying you to "get the job done" regardless of hours. They're paying you up front for as much of your time as it takes. Side jobs just don't come into it.


      Oh no - salary means fixed hours too - a fixed minimum. You work less than 40 (if you're lucky) hours, you're a slacker. As you work more than that as is often the case in IT, your hourly rate approaches that of a taco bell cashier.

      I'd take hourly over salary any time. Salary usually just means free labor for the employer.

    36. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cancel your trip. Australian dollars are like monopoly money -- they look nice until you try to do anything with them.

      (its a joke)

    37. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Cecil · · Score: 1

      You're looking at it from the wrong angle. You're not supposed to be getting an education for a career anymore. You have a career. "Med school" is a career. "Law school" is a career.

      The point of continuing education is not replace your IT knowledge, it's to supplement it. You should be looking for things that can specialize you as an IT person somehow. The more unique a skill set, the higher the pay will be, it's simply supply and demand.

      IT is a harder field to supplement than most, but some things to consider include computer science, languages, aerospace engineering, civil engineering, eletrical engineering, accounting, education, business administration, basically anything that will make you a more attractive candidate. No, I know, you can get all the degrees you want and employers will never be banging on your door trying to hire you. Only a lot of experience and a sterling reputation will get you that, and even then it's somewhat exaggurated. But all it takes is for one employer to come along and decide that you'll do. It might be something as simple as a job running a small network for an international non-profit organization that requires you to know such-and-such language, or it could be that a fledgling company that's going to end up being the next Yahoo or eBay wants to bring you onboard as their CTO. You just never know. Education opens doors, and it's as simple as that.

    38. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by EvilStein · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that a lot of medical & lawyer jobs have been outsourced to India, too.

      I'm not kidding about that. Lawyers being outsourced. It *IS* happening.

    39. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by hanakj · · Score: 0

      This does not usually work. Community colleges are very competitive(around Chicago), and they all market themselves on the quality of their faculty. Thus, to get a teaching gig at one of these CC's, you MUST have a master's degree in the field you want to teach. Tough if all your expertise comes from experience.

    40. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by viperblades · · Score: 1

      I've read and use both of those books as references. Good writing :) .

    41. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      Forget that, id rather chip xboxs for $100 profit per machine (2hrs max, thats $50/hr)

      And if a janitor can go home with a larger pay check then something is wrong...

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    42. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by CheeseTroll · · Score: 1
      Remember, for every lawyer fighting against you, there's probably one fighting for you.

      And you're probably getting charged up the ying-yang for both!

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    43. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Jacer · · Score: 1

      The janitor crew that cleaned the hy-vee I worked at over night got paid $80/hr/person. They were pretty kick ass at their job.

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    44. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by signingis · · Score: 1

      I would recommend extending your current skillset. "Education" doesn't mean going to class at a university. You could see about online sertifications (linux, windows, cisco, project management) or even go to evening classes at the local technology training school. You might even go to some sort of "bootcamp" training session or possibly one of those geek cruises. Perhaps your employer could meet you half way on that. You might have to take some paid time off for that but if they could pay for the training, it's win-win for both sides. They don't have to hire someone who has a needed skill that you don't have and you have an extra skill in your bag of tricks if you ever find yourself looking for another job. Sound good? :)

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    45. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by bobcote · · Score: 1

      There are also some technical schools with evening programs. These pay fairly well (figure the pay against the preparation time) and it give you a whole new set of contacts.

      You might even be able to recruit some talented students for your own company.

    46. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd be amazed what the janitor gets. At my old high school, the care taking staff was paid more and had better benefits than the teachers did if you looked at it from an hourly wage basis. It happened because they got paid by different levels of government and some wacky legislation that mandated "per student" classroom hours, and even some required weekly extra curricular hours. Ended up with a fairly nasty teacher's strike that year, followed up by an even nastier care taker's strike the year after.

      There weren't many requests for bathroom hall passes that year.

    47. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You sure about that?

      From what I've read, only certain law and medicine jobs are being outsourced. In medicine, radiology is a big one, because radiologists just read X-ray images, which are easy to transmit over the internet.

      In law, I've read that many research-type jobs are being outsourced: paralegal work, etc.

      However, for anything that requires dealing with patients, or litigating in a courtroom, there's no way to get around the need for a person in the US.

    48. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by EvilStein · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, I'm sure. heh. You mentioned what I was talking about. ;)

      I saw a news bit the other day about lawyers dealing with patents/etc are being outsourced. Basically anything legal that could go along with an engineering or science degree could be (and sometimes is) outsourced. Anything that doesn't actually require a presence in a courtroom, that is.

      I'm not too happy about radiologists being outsourced, but.. *shrug*

    49. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by sxtxixtxcxh · · Score: 1

      i dont know how it is in the rest of the country, but here in washington state you can't waive your overtime pay. salary or not, any hours worked over 40 each week must be paid at time and a half.

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    50. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by sxtxixtxcxh · · Score: 1
      my above post was made after reading the required employment poster things... which applies to certain types of employees...

      according to http://www.lni.wa.gov/WorkplaceRights/Wages/Overti me/default.asp:

      Washington State rules define an overtime-exempt outside sales employee as one who:
      • Is customarily and regularly engaged away from his/her employer's place or places of business;
      • Is engaged in making sales, obtaining orders or contracts for services or use of facilities or demonstrating products or equipment for sale;
      • Is paid a guaranteed salary, commission, or fee payment (or combination);
      • Controls his/her total hours worked each week;
      • Spends no more than 20 percent of his/her time doing inside office work not related to outside sales.
      mmm... i do enjoy eating my own words...
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    51. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It works the opposite for me. I tell them I'm a good looking young girl, then they are weirded out that I look like a 70 years old man, and I don't get the job.

    52. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When giving you the key to the place, do you occasinally get there only to find them waiting for you in pink panties?

    53. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by marafa · · Score: 0
      and a lot of employers will help pay for you to go
      where's this again?

      mode me as a troll: this is a science experiment

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    54. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in the UK, plenty of universities have "adult classes" in computing, where the course material rarely if ever changes, so if you have taught a class a couple of times, any preparation is minimised and the assessment usually are multiple choice test papers, so overall it's works out pretty well in terms of "real" hours worked and money earned...

    55. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      > There are plenty of 10-15 hour a week IT jobs
      Can I have some ideas? Seriously--I'm getting out of IT as a career next year and going back to school, but I'm going to need some part-time income while I'm at it, and I might as well use the skills I've got.

      I have no idea what he's talking about, as I was in a similar situation a while back, and struggled to find a part-time job to keep me fed. What I'd suggest is looking for small-to-medium-sized businesses that want to hire an IT person but can't afford one... but could afford half of one. Another possibility would be something like NerdsOnSite.com (or one of their imitators) or working in the support department of a computer store.

      (Don't ask what subject I'm going back to school for--I already nearly gave my mother a heart attack, and I can't be held responsible for random Slashdotters.)

      I'll never forget my dad's face when I explained that "going back to college" didn't mean "CS grad school", but "art school". :)

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    56. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by deimtee · · Score: 1

      Business administration, accounting and/or sales. You may hate it but skills in those fields will make your tech skills pay far more. They will also be very valuable if you ever start your own business.

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      I'm guessing that wasn't on their radar screen...
    57. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by notbob · · Score: 0

      This is where I've come to disagreement with many employers and why I've gone back to hourly.

      A salary to me, is set at the expectation of 40hours per week, and being available for exceptions requiring longer amounts of time when applicable.

      After 2 months as a salaried employee at a local company, I was told I was to work 45hours/wk minimum, and do overtime when necessary. I asked what the pay increase was, they said none, I said no. Amazingly I stayed there for another year, disgruntling them as I still wouldn't do a 45 hour work day, matter of fact I cut my days shorter as to being peeved.

      Waged employee is much better for the wallet & freedom aspects, only place it fails is times like this year when I've been off and on sick & injured for several months and no health benefits or paid time off or paid holidays, so I've had to work while having mono, mass dental work, and physical therapy for my shoulder, all coming straight out of my pocket. So this year I'd have been better to stay at the crappy paying salaried job, mind you this is first time in 3 years I've needed a doc or a dentist, so it's a crap shoot.

    58. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      That's the whole problem with the profession. Lawyers generally cancel out, but we still have to pay for them.

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    59. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      >Waged employment usually has a very fixed set of hours you are expected to work, and any work outside of that is overtime and more expensive for the employer, so it's discouraged.
      >On the other hand salaried work is essentially paying you to "get the job done" regardless of hours.
      Not only that, but often your employer (as in my case) is charging someone else per hour for your service. Therefore every hour you work over 40, is a license for your employer to print money.
      Last year, we got a talking to from our boss about people not showing up to work until (horrors!) 8:30 or 9:00. He said he understood that quite often we need to work until 8:00 or 9:00 PM to solve our customers problems, but regardless of how late we normally work, we still need to be in before 8:30.

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    60. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      >You should be looking for things that can specialize you as an IT person somehow. The more unique a skill set, the higher the pay will be, it's simply supply and demand.
      Specialization within IT can be dangerous. IT changes so rapidly that your field of specialization can fall out from under you. Keeping educated in new areas of specialty is the answer, but then it becomes an issue of cost. When the technology changes so rapidly, you can't afford to keep paying for courses in the flavor of the week.
      In IT, it almost pays to be a generalist. I know a little bit about quite a lot, and can pick up enough information in a short time period to be better than average at any given skill.
      True, the employers want someone RIGHT NOW who knows the flavor of the week, but one hopes they will eventually come to their senses and hire someone that they can keep around long term and who can learn new flavors as they become necessary.

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    61. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised blue collar workers are able to do this sort of thing. I know in the IT industry, or at least where I work, they would call you to task on the non-compete clause even if it wasn't directly related. Some people have managed to get night jobs teaching some Cisco classes and such, but if I tried to use company resources to do my own thing, they'd hand me my walking papers. And that despite the fact that I never actually signed a non-compete clause.

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    62. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by mutterc · · Score: 1
      The other problem with this - what fields, that require college education, even have a future?

      It's pretty obvious programming is on the way out. Anything that does not have a strict requirement for physical presence has no future in our globalized world, at anything above Third World wages. (Even medicine is seeing things like x-ray reading going offshore, with advances in telemedicine expect to see more of this).

      We don't have much in the way of tele-law yet, but since it doesn't, by its nature, require physical presence (except for court appearances, and there's no reason to expect that couldn't be done remotely), that's not secure either.

      Rising wages in the places that this work is getting sent to won't help, as the work will just move from there to places that are cheaper. This means that wages will go to Third World levels, and stay there.

      I can't think of any jobs that require college education that have a strict requirement for physical presence. Perhaps the communications or shipping industries would be the best places to go - how would one break into those?

      Getting an education to better yourself is not a Bad Thing, but in my experience the (by a large margin) primary factor in whether you can get a job is whether you have done the exact same job before. You could be the best generalized problem-solver on the planet, but if you don't have 5 years' experience doing development of banking-industry-specific tools in C# on Windows XP SP2 platforms, then tough shit.

    63. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Many IT positions require some travel. My position requires up to 60%. Luckily it hasn't been that high this year. I don't believe I could even hold down a part time position at McDonald's with the schedule required by my position.

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    64. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      (Even medicine is seeing things like x-ray reading going offshore, with advances in telemedicine expect to see more of this).

      We don't have much in the way of tele-law yet, but since it doesn't, by its nature, require physical presence (except for court appearances, and there's no reason to expect that couldn't be done remotely), that's not secure either.


      The one big thing that'll keep the medicine and law jobs from going offshore are laws. For legal, the way things currently are, you have to be a licensed lawyer in your state in order to practice law, litigate in a courtroom, etc. If you're licensed in Kansas, you can't argue a case in Arizona, for instance. Obviously, being licensed in India isn't much help either, and is worse since the laws are different there. Of course, laws can change, but since politicians are all former lawyers, and are friends with all the lawyers, I think the law requiring local licensure of lawyers is probably the last law that'll ever be changed in this country.

      So, while paralegal work may not be safe, and non-litigation work may also not be safe, I think a lot of attorney positions will be the safest professional jobs around until the country collapses.

      Medicine is a little different too. Already, we're seeing people taking trips to India to get heart bypass surgery, because it's so much cheaper there. However, if you were just in a bad auto accident, you need to get to a trauma center now, which means India isn't an option. Doctors working there will be safe from outsourcing for a while. Now there is a worry about remote surgery performed over the internet, but again, it's laws that might protect doctors here. Suppose you get surgery performed remotely by some Indian doctor, and he botches it. Who do you sue? You can't sue him because he's in another country. Will the hospital be liable for all malpractice problems? What hospital would want to sign up for this liability? For this reason, I think that most medical work in this country will continue to be done by doctors physically living here, and licensed here.

      However, the problem with law and medicine are that they are service positions. They don't actually create anything of value; they're vital to maintaining a healthy economy, but don't replace actual production. So if everyone else in the country is unemployed, the doctors and lawyers will be too. So, what's going to happen in the future when there simply aren't any high-paying jobs out there, because they've all been outsourced? As you've pointed out, there's almost nothing professional that can't be outsourced to someplace cheaper. Of course, proponents say that this will raise the standards of living all over the globe, but the problem is that this will take a long time. There's less than 300 million Americans, and there's over 6.2 billion people on earth, most living in poverty. This adjustment in global economic health will take decades. As a professional, I can't wait 100 years for engineering wage levels to equalize around the globe: I'm going to be dead before then unless someone figures out how to make a suspended animation chamber I can sleep in for a century. In the meantime, no one else in the US will bother doing anything besides manual labor, since everything else will just make them unemployed. This won't sustain an economy either, so in short, we're looking at a total economic collapse within the next couple of decades I think.

    65. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      I guess that's a little more cash than the janitors get, but you're not getting health benefits, and the janitors are.

      But the janitors don't get to put "Taught college courses on the following subject areas:" on their resumes. That's not something to be sneezed at.

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    66. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by mutterc · · Score: 1
      I figure that equalization won't happen either; rather, as soon as wages start to rise somewhere, *whoosh* will go the jobs away to someplace even cheaper. This would put the "equilibrium" standard of living not at some average of current-U.S. and Bangladeshi-subsistence-farmer, but rather at the lowest they can possibly be. It's the logical conclusion of the race to the bottom.

      It looks like my only way out will be to try to become a robber-baron myself, before the collapse hits and it's impossible to rise above subsistence-level (or less) unless you're already wealthy.

    67. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      But the janitors don't get to put "Taught college courses on the following subject areas:" on their resumes.

      When people ask me: ``But can you explain it to the Commissioner|Legislature?'', I tell them that I won a teaching award for an introductory macro economics class. Then, they gently point out that the Commissioner or the legislators would never have been admitted to college, so I'd probably be talking over their heads.

      Seriously, it's good to be able to say you've taught something, but it's more for the people skills than for the skill skills.

    68. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      This would put the "equilibrium" standard of living not at some average of current-U.S. and Bangladeshi-subsistence-farmer, but rather at the lowest they can possibly be. It's the logical conclusion of the race to the bottom.

      One thing that slows this is that not just anyone can do professional work; you can't take some villager from Africa and quickly teach him to do heart surgery or write software. An uneducated person is basically useless for most jobs requiring knowledge. What we're seeing today is that many countries have been heavily investing in education (which really isn't all that expensive when you think about it; it's only here in the US that we've somehow managed to make it so), and now there are hordes of educated workers out there capable of doing our jobs. With more people in the world possessing advanced educations, and demanding high-paying jobs, this all equates to a higher demand for resources. The earth's resources are quite limited, and there's simply no way for 6 billion people to all enjoy the standard of living that the average American does.

      Perhaps if major governments invested in ways of improving peoples' standards of living while using less resources (better public transport, Arcosanti-type cities, etc., it'd be possible to keep millions of people from becoming destitute or to stop a resource war, but I certainly don't have any faith that our governments are this intelligent or long-sighted.

      It looks like my only way out will be to try to become a robber-baron myself, before the collapse hits and it's impossible to rise above subsistence-level (or less) unless you're already wealthy.

      If you've got any tips on how to become a robber-baron, I'd like to hear them. I don't really have much faith that I'm going to make a lot of money without resorting to outright crime, so I'm thinking some type of small commune of like-minded people would be a better idea, so we can weather the collapse on our own, making our own food, shelter, etc. I think I need to look into buying some land in a remote area.

    69. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about McDonald's, etc. Try setting your sights a little higher- work for a garage game dev team (which CAN cope with you being on the road as long as your job doesn't leave you strung-out at the end of the day...) or coming up with your own little niche application, etc.

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    70. Re:I've never been able to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A 45 hour work day? Don't you think that's a bit much??

  7. Don't stray too far.... generally... by skrysakj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I sometimes to photography or video work, which as time goes on, has a lot more to do with technology than ever before.

    I got into engineering because I liked building things. (Additional joy comes from seeing people use what I build). So, you're not so far off when you guess that HVAC, electrical, and plumbing work may be a good side job option. I've known some guys that do car stereo installations, or home alarm system installations as side jobs.

    Another side job related to IT work is typing. Sometimes you can find a simple temp job that requires you to type in data. Because programmers are generally fast at typing, it's an easy fit.

    1. Re:Don't stray too far.... generally... by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      photography or video work

      At first, I thought that you said pornography.

    2. Re:Don't stray too far.... generally... by Gandalfar · · Score: 1

      wouldn't it be better to use your wrists for something more importatnt then typing in data that anyone can do. While you fall into small group of people that can actually code..

    3. Re:Don't stray too far.... generally... by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 1


      Ummm. Not to sound elitist, but I tend to skip any job advert that lists 'WPM' as a requirement.
      Office help tend to get paid slave wages.

  8. The last thing I want to do when I go home is... by pixel.jonah · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...turn on a computer.

  9. Nothing by Fraize · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Because the company I work for owns everything I think and do, according to my employment agreement. Nothing is considered "side-work."

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    1. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear Redmond is beautiful in the fall...

    2. Re:Nothing by robyannetta · · Score: 2, Funny

      You work for EA, don't you?

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    3. Re:Nothing by banzai51 · · Score: 1
      Funny, my company seems to think they own every minute of my off hour time with the constant beeping of the pager and the manditory 10 minute answer requirment.

      What do you mean you we're having holiday dinner with the family???? Answer the pager and take care of the problem you worthless employee!!!

    4. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are in IT in an outsourcing firm, you're more than likely to have signed such contract. However, that doesn't stop some people from finding some extra cash "Under the Table" ... that not even your tax man knows about. (ssshhh!)

    5. Re:Nothing by silicon-pyro · · Score: 1

      Establish yourself, and you can bill them for the time you aren't working, but still carry the pager. Of course, this implies that you will actually answer your pager. If you're on the can and miss the 10 minute limit, you're fired. It's great when you can shoehorn such an clause into your contract -- your side job is now sleeping at 25% of your base pay.

      Never have I had such an opportunity, but I know some people that have (VMS systems analysts are aparantly hard to come by).

    6. Re:Nothing by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because the company I work for owns everything I think and do, according to my employment agreement. Nothing is considered "side-work."

      Hmm - I wonder if they are liable for any problems that arise for any off-hours work, since they "own" it?

      I doubt it, but that would be an interesting legal arguement - since IANAL any IAAL willing to comment?

      As a side note - can an emplployement argeement be so braod as to own everything and be enforcable?

      Me - I write on the side. A friend owns a bar. He has more fun.

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    7. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was in Redmond yesterday. It was sunny, but freezing cold. I hate the suburbs.

    8. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must be salaried, your paid 24-7 365, just be glad they let you sleep once a week

    9. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Because the company I work for owns everything I think and do..."

      Not if you work in California, where such abusive contract stipulations are automatically null and void, according to recent case law.

    10. Re:Nothing by Merkuri22 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't know how true this is, but I've been told that regardless of what contract you signed they cannot stake a claim for EVERYTHING you do on your free time. They can claim anything you do while at work or during time you are being paid to work. They can also claim anything you do on your free time that has something to do with their company (so if you worked for a gaming company, any freelance games you code will be property of your employer). But if it doesn't directly relate to your employer's business and you don't do it on company time then you should own all rights to your own creations/ideas.

    11. Re:Nothing by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      This is a double edged sword. I particularly don't like the 2AM pages. The worst of it is when you are harried all night by pages from people who don't know what they are doing, you drive in after providing an hour of phone support, hit the big red button you told them to hit (*seriously*), and go home. Time elapsed: 2 hours, minimum pay they have to pay you for the page and subsequent call-in: 2 hours. Time you have to be back at the office: 8AM. It really, really sucks. The flip side to the coin is that when you resolve that page with a 10 minute VNC session and they still have to pay you the 2 hour minimum; that is cool.
      Note that the 2 hours pay is at full rate (overtime actually) and the rest of the time you carry the pager you make quarter rate. You will soon realize after carrying that leash, that 25% pay does not make it worthwhile.
      -nB

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    12. Re:Nothing by Lord+Kano · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Because the company I work for owns everything I think and do, according to my employment agreement. Nothing is considered "side-work."

      I've had similar contracts presented to me as conditions of employment. My first name begins with a "W", as does the word "Won't". On the signature line I write "Won't Agree", When people see that big cursive "W", they don't check to see what the rest of the line says.

      I've never needed to take advantage of this practice, but I like having the option.

      LK

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    13. Re:Nothing by johansalk · · Score: 1


      What's the big cursive "W"?

      I can't figure it out.

    14. Re:Nothing by p2sam · · Score: 1

      I believe that so-called "signature" doesn't need to be a written rederring of your legal name. You can write "foobar", and it could still be a legally bind agreement. It just needs to be "marked" by you.

    15. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you make any changes to a contract, usually the other party has to agree to the changes before you can sign it and it be legal.

    16. Re:Nothing by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      I believe that so-called "signature" doesn't need to be a written rederring of your legal name. You can write "foobar", and it could still be a legally bind agreement. It just needs to be "marked" by you.

      It would be amusing to watch someone go into court and argue that someone should be bound by an agreement that they wrote "Won't Agree" on.

      LK

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    17. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One would hope. I have thought in the past if companies realized they were saying they owned things like people's love letters or obituaries. I've also wondered if people realized this and if so what they thought it meant. Do I have to give my employer copies of everything I write so they can register the copyright? After all everything is automatically under copyright these days due to the Berne convention.

    18. Re:Nothing by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's probably best to ask them to clarify this clause.

      For example, if you wrote a virus, would they want to take full responsibility for the damage it caused.

      What about if you inadvertantly use code that has an expensive licence for commercial use in one of your own creations.

      Your HR people may be a little more amenable to rewriting that clause to clarify that it doesn't include work that's not related to the company's core business, and that you do in your own time.

    19. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, that's the sweetest gig in town. The place I work for used to be big on everyone carrying a pager and answering at all hours. No compensation of course.

      Well, we had a change at the top of the department and I was able to convince the guy that, if I'm to carry a cell phone off hours, I want compensated for every minute I'm wearing it. No sweat. I get $5.50/hour (16 hours per weekday and 49 hours per weekend). It's the best frickin' gig ever, I'm telling you.

      Total hours I've worked over in calendar year 2004? 84. And that includes about 45 I burned while stuck in a hotel while on "vacation" in Florida during one of the hurricanes. I probably get called twice a month and it's usually a 15 minute fix.

      I think I'm the only one in the department getting the deal, so I feel a little (just a bit, trust me) uncomfortable. But hey, look out for number one, right? Of course, the gig may be up. The biggest ass in the department is now tagging the nicest ass who also happens to be the IT VP's secretary. I'm sure she'll spill the goods.

    20. Re:Nothing by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      If I'm correct, that refferendum had to do with a person who had to "sign" and couldnt write or read. For people such as those, a notary and a person just marking the signature box is enough.

      In your case, there is a clear and unmistakable mark that there's no agreement, and they accepted it by hiring you.

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    21. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me - I write on the side. A friend owns a bar. He has more fun.

      rabbi: I can't have pork.
      priest: I can't have a woman.
      rabbi: You should convert to Judism. The sex is better.

    22. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good for you. There is no way to overstate the necessity of organization. If that were to happen, you would never have to see those kind of contracts. If only your peers had the balls(or ovaries as the case may be) to do the same. This goes for all lines of work.

    23. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would he know?

    24. Re:Nothing by leitz · · Score: 1

      Actually, I doubt they can even claim things that are similar to your day job. If you go home and create something, it's your's. If you work on it while at work, it's theirs. If you partly work on it at work I'd say it's theirs. If you use their data, it's probably theirs. Some places want to claim inventions, or books you write. If you don't do any of it on company time, it's not theirs. One thing you really want to make sure you do is never work on your thing on their time. It's tough sometimes, when an idea springs to mind. Jot it down on your own paper and think about it at lunch. Or even better, on the trip home.

    25. Re:Nothing by halosfan · · Score: 1

      Because the company I work for owns everything I think and do, according to my employment agreement

      As my JD student wife reminds me from time to time, not all that is written in a contract is enforceable, and not all that is enforceable has to be written in a contract.

      I highly doubt that there is a location in the U.S. where your employer can literally own "everything" you think and do, even if that's what they believe. So, if you have a potential money-generating idea but are afraid of your employer stealing it, then spending a couple hundred bucks on an hour of qualified lawyer's time may not be a bad investment.

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      My only problem with Microsoft is the severity of bugs in their software.
    26. Re:Nothing by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1

      You can line through those sections on the contract and initial next to it and it removes that part from the contract. The company I work for doesn't own the things I do outside of company time and off premises.

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    27. Re:Nothing by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't be a foregone conclusion by any stretch, but I think that at the end of the day common sense would win out.

      "Your honor, I clearly wrote 'Won't Agree' on the signature line. I never agreed to that provision. They chose to let me work for them and pay me even though I didn't agree to their initial terms."

      LK

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    28. Re:Nothing by Fraize · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is, the whole employment contract thing was extortion. They forced me to sign after I had been in the job for a year. There was an unspoken understanding that those who did not sign would be summarily dismissed.

      A friend who consulted a lawyer was told that since Texas was a work-at-will state (they can fire you for no reason whatsoever), he had no leg to stand on to contest the employment agreement.

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    29. Re:Nothing by gnuLNX · · Score: 1

      That just plain kicks ass!

      I just had to beg...ok I asked nicely...to have my non-compete agreement amended so I could write software in a similar field....luckily for me the company agreed...however they did stipulte that they would have usage rights to the software and any future versions of it...small price to pay I guess.

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    30. Re:Nothing by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you did this with the intention of misleading someone that you had signed the document, you might be guilty of some kind of fraud.

      Due to their own negligence, they might not have a very good case against you, but you are trying to mislead them in exchange for money. That's a little messed up.

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    31. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehe... as does the words "Bite me" written on the agreement form between Luther and the illegitimate son in one of the Smallville episodes.

    32. Re:Nothing by MicroBerto · · Score: 1

      Lawyer anyone? I'm quite curious about this one...

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    33. Re:Nothing by 3dr · · Score: 1

      (biiiiig stretch here)
      Since scripting is just another form of programming, and programming (or the result of) is an Invention or Creation that falls under most agreements, one could argue that typing commands into a shell is covered. Commands are interpreted, and there is no functional difference between writing a file containing commands (what is typically considered "a program"), and typing those commands in interactively.

      Hope your history file is huge...Please submit it in triplicate.

      This topic comes up freguently on Slashdot, but I've never seen this particular angle mentioned.

    34. Re:Nothing by mibus · · Score: 1

      The guy is saying that instead of signing (eg).

      "Wilber Smith"

      he can sign

      "Won't Agree"

      People see the big "W" at the start of "Won't", and assume it's his full signature, whereas it's really him refusing to sign.

      Neat trick :-)

    35. Re:Nothing by Kref1 · · Score: 1

      but im sure there would be a problem if they let you work for a while and didnt pay you, cause:

      "Your honor, (s)he clearly wrote 'Won't Agree' on the signature line. (s)he never agreed to the contract. (S)he chose to work even though (s)he didn't agree to our initial terms."

      sucks for you

    36. Re:Nothing by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      So make something illegal, then they are liable for it :)

      "sorry mr policeman, my company owns all this illegal equipment and owns my life and time so you cannot arrest me :) "

      Violate 1000 patents :)

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    37. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, like growing pot!

    38. Re:Nothing by trolman · · Score: 1

      I let the wife sign my contracts.

    39. Re:Nothing by bjbest · · Score: 3, Funny

      Somebody has likely already beat me to the punch with this idea: If your province or state allows 8 or 7 character personalized license plates, order a set that reads: "NO PLATE" . Watch the judge throw out all of your parking tickets!!!

    40. Re:Nothing by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sucks for him if he works and doesn't quit when he realizes "hey, I don't have a paycheck."

      Works the other way, too. After the "Won't Agree" comes up in court or whatever, even if he wins, he's probably jobless.

    41. Re:Nothing by TekPolitik · · Score: 1
      Lawyer anyone? I'm quite curious about this one...

      It would be pretty hard for them to say there was a contract in law, however:

      1. If he intentionally misleads (ie. deceives) somebody, then he would be open to an action in deceit, which would put him in no better position than if the contract were binding. That would clearly be the case here. Courts are not kind people who set out to deceive and then say the person deceived should have been more careful.
      2. If a court were to decide that his actions constituted a representation to the company that he did agree (possible in these circumstances), it might estop him from denying the agreement. If it does, what will happen is the Court will order that he strike anything that says "there's no agreement, I didn't sign" from his pleadings and will refuse to hear or accept evidence to that effect. The result is that it will treat the agreement as valid and enforceable.

      Setting out to deliberately trick people for personal advantage (or to the detriment of those tricked) is rarely without adverse legal consequences.

      (I am an academic lawyer, not a practicing one).

    42. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      non compete agreements? At least under EU law they are illegal as they limit your right to work.

    43. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry; at least in the states I've lived in,
      parking tickets include the VIN. Good luck getting
      a custom one of those...
      Might work for moving violations, though, if the
      DMV data-entry workers were paid poorly enough
      (hey, watch me bring this back on-topic!)

    44. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've hit the nail on the head there. It doesn't really matter what you scribble on a contract, as long as you were the one signing.

      Ask this guy...

      http://www.thenausea.com/elements/usa/iraq%202004/ 09/reenlisting.htm

    45. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I generally write on the contract the parts I don't agree with and scribble them out or reword. I then sign the pages in question as well as the document.

      I do this mainly for working hours (no point upping your wages).

      Then I ask them for a photocopy. You will be amazed at those companies that don't bother to read the contract after you have edited it.

      I was brought up on it once but after some arguing they backed down as it was up to the person who took the contract to check it.

    46. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My first initial is 'G'. I always sign with a "Go Fuck Yourself". For some reason it does't work as well...

    47. Re:Nothing by Surreal_Streaker · · Score: 1
      Somebody has likely already beat me to the punch with this idea: If your province or state allows 8 or 7 character personalized license plates, order a set that reads: "NO PLATE" . Watch the judge throw out all of your parking tickets!!!

      Watch the state direct tickets for all vehicles without license plates to your house...

      snopes link

    48. Re:Nothing by swillden · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My first real, full-time software development job was for a company that didn't initially give me any sort of an employment contract but decided about a year later that everyone needed to sign one. The contract included some non-compete clauses that I found really burdensome.

      They said that anyone who didn't sign it would be let go, but I really didn't want to sign it. So, I just told them that I needed to take the contract home to read it over thoroughly and perhaps have my lawyer look at it. They agreed that that was very reasonable. When asked about it again a week or so later, I said I hadn't had time to see my lawyer, but that I would soon. Another two weeks went by and I was questioned again, so I told them I'd taken it to my lawyer but he hadn't gotten back to me yet. A couple of months later someone realized I still hadn't turned in my signed contract, so I told them that my lawyer had reviewed it and suggested some small wording changes, but that I'd forgotten to bring it in. About six months after that I was asked about it again and claimed that I couldn't find it, so they gave me a new copy which I said I needed to take back to my lawyer because he had some changes to make.

      The subject never came up again, but I had another dozen excuses ready. I think I could have continued being politely and helpfully non-cooperative for at least another two or three years. Since everyone knew I was good-natured but very absentminded and forgetful with regard to anything not related to math or computers -- not to mention an inveterate procrastinator -- everyone just assumed my inability to get the signed paper back to them was bungling rather than intentional non-cooperation.

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    49. Re:Nothing by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      If you did this with the intention of misleading someone that you had signed the document, you might be guilty of some kind of fraud.

      I was presented with a non-compete that was more restrictive than I was comfortable with. Rather than pass up on the needed employment, I decided to "Won't Agree" the non-compete section.

      They wanted me to agree not to work for any competitor within 50 miles or any client for two years after my employment with them ended.

      I can understand a company wanted to keep its employees from selling out to big clients by undercutting them. I can't and won't accept shackles that prevent you from going to a competitor to make more money.

      I'm from the Pittsburgh area, EVERYTHING is within 50 miles. I was supposed to agree to work for McDonalds for two years if my employment didn't work out? I don't think so.

      I don't know about anyone else, but I work to make money. If another company offers more compensation , better working conditions, or better benefits I will consider leaving. Is it any different for you?

      LK

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    50. Re:Nothing by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure you understand what I'm saying. I completely believe you that the contract they asked you to sign was unnacceptable. The straightforward response would be to inform them that some of the provisions of the contract were unnacceptable, and to negotiate changes.

      By signing "Won't agree" with the intention of leading them to believe that you have signed the document with your name, you have mislead them to follow their terms of the contract while you have no intention of following your (totally unnacceptable, I understand) terms of the contract. That might be immoral, and it might be illegal. Might not. Dunno.

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    51. Re:Nothing by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      >Your HR people may be a little more amenable to rewriting that clause to clarify that it doesn't include work that's not related to the company's core business, and that you do in your own time.
      While the (U.S.) law states otherwise, I strongly believe that your company should not be allowed to restrict you to even directly compete with them. If you buy the compiler, you bought your computer, you wrote the software on your time at your home, they should have no right to it. The only argument they should have is if you used their Intelectual Property in the form of some algorithms or methodologies that they used and you decided to take home with you.

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    52. Re:Nothing by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      That's true. I was in the same situation. I am in a work-at-will state as well. Our company got bought out by another company. We were told we had to fill out an application for the new company, sign a bunch of agreements, and provide all kinds of documentation. We were told that if we did not, we would not have a job.
      It's a shame that companies have so much power. But I'll save my rebeliousness until I have more money in the bank.

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  10. Removing spyware by BrentRJones · · Score: 5, Interesting

    and spam from people in the neighborhood.

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    1. Re:Removing spyware by ghost509 · · Score: 0

      Removing spyware and uploading their porn to my server!

    2. Re:Removing spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conversely, you could spend your time sending out spam and developing spyware.

      Or taking candy from babies.

    3. Re:Removing spyware by eyeball · · Score: 1

      Removing spyware and spam from people in the neighborhood.

      Do you need a medical degree for this?

      I taught a little, but found that the schedule was difficult. Unfortunately they needed someone to teach partially during the day, so I ended up taking some personal time off to do it.

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    4. Re:Removing spyware by neonfrog · · Score: 0
      "Removing .. spam from people in the neighborhood."


      Lots of people wearing spam undergarments where you live? Oops. I've asked too much...

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    5. Re:Removing spyware by prockcore · · Score: 1

      Strangely enough, a better paying sidejob involves sending spam and spyware to the people in your neighborhood. Maybe you should do both.

    6. Re:Removing spyware by Rangataua · · Score: 1

      So your side job title would be "Bit Bucket Operator"

    7. Re:Removing spyware by sysadmn · · Score: 1

      What a coincidence! My side job is spamming the people in your neighborhood!

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    8. Re:Removing spyware by flacco · · Score: 1
      My white on white FoggySnowstorm TT font allows me to own all the white space on the Internet.

      after reading that, i'm seized by an overwhelming urge to be in a foggy snowstorm for some reason. don't know why. the human mind is strange.

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  11. porn man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lots of IT peopel do Porn, some in it but mostly porn websites and what not. I kno w at least teo people. i know an electricain as well.

  12. IT Consulting by ckulpa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have started my own IT consulting business for home PC users. I advertise locally in the neighbor hood and work nights and weekends.

    1. Re:IT Consulting by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      I do the same. Works out great because many home users have daytime hours and are only aroud in the evenings and weekends.

      I keep plenty busy without advertising.

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    2. Re:IT Consulting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I do the same, but from time to time, I can be very crunched for time. I took on one too many clients (small businesses and home users) and find myself working 7 days a week, 16 hours per day at some times of the year. I would do it full time, but the benefits at my day job are too good to give up.

    3. Re:IT Consulting by josefek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's off topic, but still... there seem to be a LOT of folks who do home/small office IT consulting as a side venture. I've been out of full time work for some awhile now and believe that I could make ends meet supplementing my freelance development work with this type of consulting. Slashdotters out there; how are you doing it? I mean, how "official" is your side business? Business license? LLC? Contracts for clients to sign to avoid the old Being Blamed For Data Loss on a Drive That Was Dead Before You Got There? Or is it just a seat of the pants, paid under the table sort of thing?

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    4. Re:IT Consulting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be very interested to hear more about how people run their side IT consulting shops as well. I've considered doing side work for awhile, but don't think I'd have the time for business licenses, paperwork, taxes, contracts, etc.

    5. Re:IT Consulting by Sein · · Score: 1

      The SBA is very helpful about that sort of thing if you're in the US - look up SBA.gov. And you can usually find the equivalent in any country - depending on how networked your government is, it can be done in a day or two.

      There's all sorts of helpful resources around - and if you're in the US, you can get free business consultations from score.org that'll rival anything you'd pay Deloitte&Touche for. Usually a business licence filing for a small home business can be done with $5-$40 and a quick visit to City Hall - the SBA or local equivalent will walk you through the process. And there's a buncha standard contracts you can download from there and print out for your own use too - the IRS will send you CD's full of example paperwork where you can just cut and paste too, if you browse their site a bit.

      If you actually use the resources from the SBA, save all the receipts, and just follow the paint-by-numbers approach from the IRS you can keep your accounting work down to about 5 minutes per hour worked. If you're looking at a side job that brings in more and requires more paperwork, you can get an accountant to do it for you - and an accountant is a deductible business expense, so if you make enough to hire a good one it'll have at most a zero net effect on your after-tax income.

    6. Re:IT Consulting by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      i'm also curious. i could use some extra cash and i read in one of the posts below about a guy who charges people $60 an hour because the nearest shop charges $95 an hour. i assume he's getting it under the table and he seems to be doing it for friends of friends and stuff like that.

      i'd be doing it sort of out of my apartment and for people in the neighborhood and anyone they might send my way. any suggestions on if i should do this under the table or if i should get a business license? i saw the post about the SBA and all that, but i'm not sure i really want to do all that if this isn't gonna work out for me. i know a bunch of slashdotters must do this, so how do you go about it? is it just not recommended to keep things off the books?

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    7. Re:IT Consulting by CheeseTroll · · Score: 3, Informative

      FWIW, there have been a few discussions about similar topics in the past which I happened to bookmark because I was considering going that route myself last year. Grant Barrett wrote a couple of interesting articles about starting up your own tech consulting business. They have been re-published at http://www.koozie.org/2004/10/freelance_tech_.html .

      I don't have the link to that Slashdot discussion, but it basically fell along the lines of "good advice!" and "no way it'll work."

      A discussion about how to set up your consultancy was at http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/12/19/205022 0&mode=thread

      That one's a little more informative.

      There, now I feel somewhat justified for actually bookmarking that stuff. Good luck!

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    8. Re:IT Consulting by jeavis · · Score: 1
      I started out by getting a ficticious business name (sometimes called a d/b/a, for "doing business as") and a copy of QuickBooks. I surveyed the local competition and priced my services accordingly. I'm currently ust a sole proprietorship, so basically I am the company, so revenue is just lumped in with personal income, as far as the IRS is concerned. I write off business expenses at tax time, though there's a "small business fee" or some such you have to pay for the privlege of doing that.

      I don't have any sort of written contract at this time. Most of the work I do is by word of mouth, so the people I'm working for usually know me or know of me, and trust me. My approach is to fix the problem, especially if I create it, and, so far, it's worked well for me.

    9. Re:IT Consulting by gambler2073 · · Score: 1

      Myselfy and a friend have a few little IT projects, and decided to rent a dedcicate server. To recover our costs we sub-let some of the space to friends and family who want websites, webmail etc under their own domain name. Through the use of plesk we can do all the admin dead quick. We consider ourselves a private ISP, i.e you can only have an account if we know you or have been recommended to us. In this way we're not bogged down with random support requests. So far we've recovered all our costs.... who knows we may even make a profit next year.

    10. Re:IT Consulting by $raim_n_reezn! · · Score: 1

      I'd like to know your charging structure as I'd like to start something like that too.

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    11. Re:IT Consulting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have done this in the past, but it usually devolves into the family and friends wanting it free or cheap.

      I have found that for quick money, I will develop some web application based on an open source template (or a cheap template). Mortgage sites, online stores, non-profit/church forums and family picture galleries are my favorites (because the open-source templates are pretty rock solid).

      For the long run I have developed several online stores using customized OsCommerce selling high end, decent profit, niche items. You return calls at lunch (or in the evening depending on the caller's time zone) and emails when you get home. There was a lot of upfront time involved (getting the customization and suppliers),but now I spend about 10-15 hours a week on the store sites for a good side profit.

      If you go the store route, I would suggest you know your product quite well (if you are following the model of high end, niche products). They all started out as hobbies of mine, so I know enough about them to discuss with customers.

      BTW, I do have a fulltime IT day job, so I better get off this forum before I don't. :-D

    12. Re:IT Consulting by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I have an S-corp set up. Not to plug my own business model, but I actually handle payroll, withholding, 401-k, contracts and whatnot for several people who just did not want the hassle of setting up a business, maintaining insurance, doing all the paperwork, payroll and whatnot.
      I really set up the business for me to do consulting, which I did for about 4 years, but now I have another full time job, and so all I do now is handle all the paperwork for independents who don't want to incorporate.

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    13. Re:IT Consulting by Sein · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Trust me, you're in a *world* of hurt if the IRS audits you and you don't have the paperwork right - if you make more than the limit on reporting income in your state. That's why you go look it up on the SBA and the IRS sites - some states you gotta report if it's more than $500 total, some you don't have to do anything if it's less than $5,000, the IRS have their own rules for what you can and can't do, and so on. So it's best to do your research and at least a quick estimate first - 'Will I pass the limit defined by the IRS or the state on what constitutes a business or not?' is a good question. If the guesstimate is "Yes", you might as well go whole hog from the outset.

      If your guesstimate is "no", and it turns out to be wrong, you run the risk of extra paperwork - which can be expensive.

  13. Gigalo by samuel4242 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Women swoon when I talk to them about high-speed computing, VOIP, and the inherent tension between creator and consumer in the post-copyright world. It's a tough gig, but I'm happy if I can fall asleep knowing that I brought a smile to just one face.

    1. Re:Gigalo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Women swoon when I talk to them...

      So ... you hire out as a sleeping pill substitute? Cool.

    2. Re:Gigalo by MyOrangeJulius · · Score: 0

      Score: 5 - You're a good man.

    3. Re:Gigalo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wil Wheaton, is that you?

    4. Re:Gigalo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's even funnier when read with a soft G

    5. Re:Gigalo by ThousandStars · · Score: 1

      It helps too if you look like an actor.

    6. Re:Gigalo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a post-copyright world, there will be no tension between creator and consumer.

    7. Re:Gigalo by real+gumby · · Score: 1
      I'm happy if I can fall asleep knowing that I brought a smile to just one face.
      You mean your own?

      Personally I hope one day to be a teralo, or even a petalo!
  14. Side jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In before anything useful, yo.

    Oh, and I work part time at Wendy's when I'm not doing IT stuff.
    It seems almost depressing, but it's good pay for what I do.

  15. tutoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Any brainy IT person can end up drowining in side high school maths tutoring jobs

    1. Re:tutoring by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you set your sights on college math tutoring, I'm sure you can work out a pretty attractive barter scheme.

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    2. Re:tutoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'cause so many cute girls take math in college. Not.

    3. Re:tutoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not differential equations II, business statistics or business calc. Trust me, both are even easier than intro versions of each. Plenty of hotties in something that requires passing one or both of the two.

  16. Ski by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I work about 10 hours a week at a local ski lodge for a season pass and decent compensation. Gets me outside and arround people who are totaly not about work but about skiing.

  17. You mean aside from... by csoto · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cybersquatting and phishing scams? Not much!

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  18. Two words... by r00t_ur_b0x · · Score: 1

    Pr0n star.

    1. Re:Two words... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
      Pr0n star.

      Considering your average /. reader:

      My eyes! My precious eyes.

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    2. Re:Two words... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Don't watch much porn, do ya?

      The target audience isn't LOOKING at the *guy*. That's why they tend to look like they got smacked by a truck (That one guy who was interviewed on the Man Show makes your average /.er geek look downright pretty), while the chicks can melt steel.

    3. Re:Two words... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Actually, most of the porn stars look like used rugs. Or Tammy Fae Baker. 'Course I'm going by interviews, since you can't actually see their faces in their 'art'.
      In retrospect, I guess I agree with you, they can even make steel flacid.
      Jenna is cute, though.

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    4. Re:Two words... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Jenna was who I had in mind, actually...

      of course, the rugs in question are EXTREMELY used. ;)

  19. here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    To all you posters who think you're comedians, I'm going to beat you to the punchline...

    3) Profit!

  20. auto mechanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    When I'm not VP of IT for a 200 employee company, I fix/tune/hack German cars for a local speed shop. The money is good and I find it to be a lot more interesting than my "day job." At the end of the day, the car either works or it doesn't so it's very easy to see a sense of progress and feel like you've accomplished something. Compare that to a never ending network/software rollout while sitting in a cube giving/taking orders...

    1. Re:auto mechanic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Wow, VP of IT for a 200 person company. That is utterly impressive. A fuckin WalMart store has 400+ employees.

      You're pulling down, what $20000 a year? And fixing up VW Rabbits ain't impressin the girls.

  21. I do direct sales by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

    Not so much for the extra money, but for the opportunity to get out of the cave and flirt my ass off.

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  22. Wait tables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait tables at the local bar, http://www.bavariangrill.com/. Free beer, food, fun in a place I like. And they pay me to be there :)

    Serving is the ultimate people hacking job. "No, you don't want that sir. Did you drink a lot of paint thinner as a kid? No? Ok then, you don't want that." Also, fun to see the way people react to weather :)

  23. What do I do? POKER! by Azzaron · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I find that the logical thought process needed for my IT job was exactly the kind of skill that a poker player needs as a base. I've been playing poker online for a year now and have done fairly well.

    I find that it's a very fun, and profitable, hobby to have on the side. I'm playing enough now that I do consider it a side job... in fact, I make a better hourly wage than at my real job! The best part about it is, I can play whenever I have a spare hour or two... I don't have to schedule it in.

    I've started getting all of my other friends in IT hooked on it as well :)

    1. Re:What do I do? POKER! by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      Where are the best places on the net for a n00b to learn how to play? For free or fake money at first, of course.

    2. Re:What do I do? POKER! by WhatsAProGingrass · · Score: 1

      The only problem with playing poker, is that you always play better when your drinking. And drinking can get expesive. Well, when I play I only start with like $5 or $10 bucks. But if I start to loose, i usually end up pouring more money in. Ahhh, last week I borrowed $5 bucks and made $35, now thats a hell of a profit. 3 card gut anyone?

      --
      Mark
    3. Re:What do I do? POKER! by AnonymousCowheart · · Score: 1

      I really like PokerRoom It's linux friendly, and really has one of the nicest interfaces. You can play for money later if you want. There is also ofcourse Yahoo! games but I find it's ugly, and they only offer texas holdem.

    4. Re:What do I do? POKER! by Skeezix · · Score: 3, Informative
      It's actually difficult to learn to play decent poker online for free. There are plenty of sites that offer free games and tournaments, but the problem is that when there is no money being risked people don't play as well. You'll see people betting their whole stack on bad hands and 4 people (at a 10 person table) calling with mediocre hands. This really isn't good practice. Also it's hard to learn in a format where it's mostly beginners playing. The good players generally don't waste their time on the free games (with some exceptions of course), so you're mostly playing against other beginners which isn't all that great of training. :)

      My advice is to play home games with other poker players, go to local tournaments. There may even be free ones available in your area at local bars. Once you feel like you have a decent grasp of the game, deposit $100 or so to your poker site of choice (usually you'll get a deposit bonus too) and start playing. My favourite format for the value is the single table no-limit tournaments. For $10 + $1 you have a decent shot at winning $50 and the tournaments only take an hour or so.

    5. Re:What do I do? POKER! by jtsoong · · Score: 5, Funny

      Best places for a n00b to learn how to play?

      My place, Wednesday's.. most people bring $200-$300 with them.

      Its an *easy* game...

    6. Re:What do I do? POKER! by Best+ID+Ever! · · Score: 2, Informative

      All of the major online poker sites have play money games. Play money games are useful for familiarization with the site's software and general poker rules, but not useful at all for learning good poker strategy. People don't take it seriously enough.

      I'd recommend picking up Small Stakes Hold 'em: Winning Big With Expert Play by Ed Miller et al. or Winning Low Limit Hold 'em by Lee Jones. They will easily pay for themselves.

      For poker discussion, I'd recommend the forums at
      twoplustwo.com, unitedpokerforum.com, bet-the-pot.com, and remmy.net.

    7. Re:What do I do? POKER! by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the input. I'll have to wait until I have the extra money to blow on learning. I'm not about to get into any real world poker games, I'd lose everything in a hurry.

    8. Re:What do I do? POKER! by kcornell · · Score: 2, Informative

      The thought processes behind solid poker players pertaining to most games (especially the most popular craze, Texas Hold Em) are exactly the opposite of solid computer minds.

      Computer systems at the core are designed to be deterministic; under the same conditions using the same process we expect the same result. The vigilant IT worker breaks down the workings of each individual system and almost (sometimes literally) mathematically deduces a problem and a course of action to fix it. Generally they are trained for X, do Y.

      With the exception of limit Hold Em (the argument continues whether or not a computer could play winning limit hold em - it's very possible), poker players often explore many different "correct" plays for the same situation. Sometimes folding is just as good as raising (but it certainly increases the variance of your bottom line).

      Also, often poker requires one to play counter-intuitively (ie, raising when you have nothing because there remains a significant chance that you will when all is said and done). While there probably are a few counter-examples, most computer systems are designed to be used and maintained intuitively (such that you are required to do what you will probably do on your first try, without help). The success of software packages in that area is debatable.

      Overall, unless you're playing limit hold em, playing poker deterministically is usually a formula for failure, or at the very last, mediocrity, and even if you are, most players will figure you out in no time.

      Successful approaches to IT and poker are not similar.

    9. Re:What do I do? POKER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't learn to play properly with free or fake money. People play differently than when there's money on the line.

    10. Re:What do I do? POKER! by squallbsr · · Score: 1

      Well, that is what a computer is SUPPOSED to do. It is SUPPOSED to be logical and follow mathematic algorithms and such. But when was the last time you used a computer and had it not do what it is SUPPOSED to do?

      Think about this, as an IT person we wouldn't have much of a job if it weren't for Windows and all of it's erratic behavior. We have to guess what the problem is and try and fix it. The code is doing exactly what it was written to do, however the "brain" behind the code is a human brain. The same brain that is behind a few cards. When using your computer, you do not always recieve the desired (and logical) result. Who in their right mind would logically expect that their computer is supposed to crash when you are loading Outlook, click on Mozilla, and hold down Ctrl-Esc, while playing your favorite MP3. (Ok, bad example, but anyway....)

      --
      Sleep: A completely inadequate substitution for Caffeine.
    11. Re:What do I do? POKER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely not. Drinking clouds your judgement, and makes it more difficult to control those sub-conscious tells when you have a good or bad hand. Also, since alcohol is a depressant, the downer you face when you lose a bundle is going to be harsh.

      Any pro-gambler will tell you that drinking and gambling is a bad mix.

    12. Re:What do I do? POKER! by JeremyALogan · · Score: 1

      you know, this is spot on. a bunch of my geek friends and I actually have a poker night set up bi-weekly. we play for very low stakes, but it's very enjoyable, good socialism, an excuse to drink in the middle of the week, and gives me something that requires that I think that isn't computers. I think a lot of other social games are probably good for geeks too. oh... you play on the internet... for real money... nevermind.

    13. Re:What do I do? POKER! by Spunk · · Score: 1

      good socialism

      This word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

    14. Re:What do I do? POKER! by mattorb · · Score: 1

      Huh? Since when were "solid computer minds" trained to respond blindly to a single stimulus: "for X, do Y"? Show me a competent computer scientist and, generally, I will show you a person who can reason effectively (and yes, logically) about the best way to solve a given problem, or perform a certain function. The ability to reason through probable outcomes of particular actions, weighing the pluses and minuses of each, is important for any but the most mindless of jobs; it's also damn handy in poker.

      Poker really is a fairly logical game. It's not about being a crazy ninja badass who raises T3o UTG because he had a feeling the cards were going to fall his way; it's not about staring your opponent down from underneath asinine wrap-around sunglasses, unless you're playing against incredibly weak and malleable opponents who might, conceivably, be more prone to buckle under your icy gaze than to laugh hysterically.

      It's about taking all the information available to you and making an informed decision about what course of action will make you the most money. That's it. The issue is that "all the information available to you" really includes quite a lot: your cards, of course, but also how your opponents have acted on this and on the previous 500 hands you've played against them -- whether a bet from them means top pair or possibly also a draw or a bluff; how you've been doing for the past hour and thus how your opponents are likely to perceive you; whether the guy in seat 3 is drunk.

      The fact that it's *difficult* to encode all these things as inputs to a deterministic evaluation does not mean the evaluation is pointless (i.e., that poker is fundamentally not amenable to logical analysis): just that it's hard. Most players use lots of things as proxies for this kind of logical analysis -- e.g., they simply characterization the old guy as a "rock," without explicitly considering the set of all hands he has raised/folded, every time they play a hand against him. But that characterization is just a distillation of lots of subtle analysis that they've learned to do over time.

      It's true that at the higher levels, you may have to intentionally play "sub-optimally" for a given hand in order to deceive your opponents about your general playing tendencies; likewise they are often trying to deceive you, either on this hand specifically or more generally about the way they play. That is indeed difficult to quantify, but a) it's simply not an issue most of the time at any level below at least 10/20 (if it is, you're in the wrong game) and b) again, it's perfectly possible in principle to incorporate deception into a logical analysis of the game, even though in practice very few people do this.

      Bah, this is too long. Whatever.

      have a nice day.

    15. Re:What do I do? POKER! by MrBandersnatch · · Score: 1

      *I* dont.....maybe thats why I lost $10 this week though :(

    16. Re:What do I do? POKER! by Gunzour · · Score: 1

      You seem to be confusing computer programmers with computer programs.

      A program is designed to be deterministic, same input same output, if X then Y, etc.

      A programmer, on the other hand, is expected to be able to come up with creative ways of approaching a given situation. The approach must be logical and strategic, but not deterministic: two different programmers are unlikely to come up with the exact same solution to a problem.

      And that's exactly what good poker playing is all about.

    17. Re:What do I do? POKER! by JeremyALogan · · Score: 1

      ah yes... maybe "good social interactions" or something similar.

    18. Re:What do I do? POKER! by Casino+Robot · · Score: 1

      Me too - it's relatively easy to make good money from playing poker online.

    19. Re:What do I do? POKER! by RedHat+Rocky · · Score: 1

      Check around the local clubs and such, there might be cheap education-type tourneys.

      The local American Legion in my area runs two tournaments a week for $10 buy in. Worth it if you ever consider playing live poker.

      --
      Anything is possible given time and money.
    20. Re:What do I do? POKER! by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      The thought processes behind solid poker players pertaining to most games (especially the most popular craze, Texas Hold Em) are exactly the opposite of solid computer minds.

      Not actually true; look up "Monte Carlo simulation". That is a common computation in physics, engineering, finance... More to computing than the web, you know.

  24. Nothing... by kanna · · Score: 1

    If your employer is to have his way, which they usually do in this economy, they'd have you work long hours and possibly work more on the weekends and most of the time, won't get paid extra for it (like EA games).

  25. I have a life outside of work by Neil+Blender · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So, to answer the question - nothing.

  26. Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PORN and PORN websites.

    And sometimes fixing a porn star's computer too.

  27. Freelance Sysadmining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a personal LLC and contract the odd IT job, mostly single instance sysadmining or system configuration. Quasi-appliance servers for small and medium sized offices. Depending on how much money I want to make, I will take more or less jobs that I don't enjoy. I have also been known to do sys support on call during critical projects for various companies.

  28. McDonald's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just as the colleagues from the Physics department do...

  29. Personally.... by chipster · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...I do IT-related side work :-)

    However, I have some friends in the IT field that do general contracting (home additions, decks, drywalling, home improvements, etc.). It's apparently lucrative. One friend mentioned he loves it since he's not stuck behind a desk, and he can keep his craftsmanship skills honed.

  30. Prostitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you're already doing contract work its not really a stretch from your existing skill set.

    1. Re:Prostitution by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 1

      Did you really have to say "stretch"?

    2. Re:Prostitution by swimin · · Score: 1

      This is an extreme stretch of skillset for the typical slashdot reader.

  31. Blacksmith by Kennric · · Score: 5, Funny

    Throughout my years as a Unix admin, I have been a working blacksmith and woodworker in exotic woods. Recently I have branched into selling BDSM gear and sex toys, but that's beside the point.


    I suspect many IT workers have a more artistic/creative outlet, whether it earns them any money or not. Its amazing how theraputic hammering hot metal is after a day dealing with computers and their users.

    1. Re:Blacksmith by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

      Its amazing how theraputic hammering hot metal is after a day dealing with computers and their users.

      I just get hot and hammer on the users, but hey, whatever works for you.

      KFG

    2. Re:Blacksmith by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Do you have a good source for anvils and magnetite?

      I'd love to get into blacksmithing, but I just never took the time to research getting the base materials.

      I want to fabricate my own sword.

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    3. Re:Blacksmith by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      I sideline as the Marketing Manager for my wife's Jewelry business, and we also breed and show dogs. Neither one breaks even, but maybe someday one of them will!

    4. Re:Blacksmith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds pretty neat, actually, but how do you get started at a hobby like blacksmithing? It's not as if you can just start hanging out at the village smithy and pick it up that way. Have any suggestions for someone looking to get into this sort of thing?

    5. Re:Blacksmith by KwaiChangLee · · Score: 0

      See now, that was almost believable. I'd have believed you if you'd said you were a Linux admin, because installing Linux* is the closest I ever got to S&M. It was such a painful and frustrating experience, that when I finally rm -rf ed that #$@$^$%#&$^#, it felt so good. So good, in fact, that I reinstalled it, just so I would have the pleasure of blowing it away again. *A recent version. And no, no it hasn't, and no, it doesn't, except in rare cases, and even uber geeks report the same problems I had.

    6. Re:Blacksmith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try Mandrake 10.x. You'll be able to install and blow away a fully configured system in less than 2 hours and the "rm -r *" will be the hardest part. Talk about cheap jollies!

    7. Re:Blacksmith by bladesjester · · Score: 3, Informative

      It will take quite a while before you have the skill to start working on blades. You start out with simple things like hooks, tools, etc.

      The simple things teach you hammer control, curves, and let you get used to learning how the metal responds. from there you increase the difficulty of the things that you make both in forms and materials.

      --
      Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
    8. Re:Blacksmith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds pretty neat, actually, but how do you get started at a hobby like blacksmithing? It's not as if you can just start hanging out at the village smithy and pick it up that way.

      Are you kidding? Have you heard of google?

      Sheesh.

      I have a CNC lathe and mill in my home shop. I use them to maintain the racecar I built and race.

      How?

      Information from the web. And before the web, we had these things called 'mailing lists'. There was this system called UUCP. And..

    9. Re:Blacksmith by John+Whitley · · Score: 3, Informative

      Come now, Google on "anvils" brings up some basic hits, the first one of which (http://www.oldworldanvils.com/) looks fairly interesting. ;-) Dig around online for info on hunting up new/used anvils and other forge equipment.

      But first things first: 1) dig up books on the subject. Check out Jim Hrisoulas' bladesmithing books. The first has a wealth of good basic material. That and later books also move quickly into Jim's specialty of advanced pattern welding techniques (See his website at http://atar.com/). 2) Nothing beats practical mentoring in a discipline such as smith-work. See if you can arrange to get classes/apprenticeship time with a smith in your area.

      Enjoy!

    10. Re:Blacksmith by sprior · · Score: 1

      There was once a time when I was working at Big Blue that me, my manager, and his manager were all doing woodworking as a hobby after work. Of course the price/quality of the power tools went up as you went up the management chain.

      Our theory was that after working all day on abstract things, there was nothing like going home and working on real stuff.

      I also noticed that pound for pound, woodworking is a MUCH cheaper hobby than computers! $500 gets you hardware you can't pick up without help. It's also nice that if you step away for a period of time that you don't have to totally relearn how to cut a board...

    11. Re:Blacksmith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe I'm confused. Is this really about blacksmithing, or is it something pornographic?

    12. Re:Blacksmith by Humpinate · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Man, you have hit the nail on the head...(pun intended)......We as a group are forced to address problems in the MOST creative ways (We have done SO much, for SO long, .....) and then usually have to agree to someone (PHB) else's whims, that when it comes time to relax, but still be vital i.e...for PAY... it serves us well to do something that feeds our creative side, so we can also DECIDE how to interpret that (fleeting and fickle) artistic impulse.

    13. Re:Blacksmith by LarfinBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well that isn't entirely true. I started in blacksmithing by doing a course at an adult education college. Then saw an anvil, forge and other smithing tools in a local paper. Turns out there is a business around the corner from my place that is a metal fabricator and does blacksmithing as well. So I hang out with my local blacksmith and pickup info that way.
      He's also a fitter and turner so knows machinery pretty well.

    14. Re:Blacksmith by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is that OpenBDSM , FreeBDSM or NetBDSM ?

      --
      Think global, act loco
    15. Re:Blacksmith by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      Yup.

      I do furniture. All of those odd, nitpicky, anal-retentive habits you get from this line of work translate into stuff people really appreciate :)

      -WS

      --
      An operating system should be like a light switch... simple, effective, easy to use, and designed for everyone.
    16. Re:Blacksmith by bladesjester · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Book-wise one of the favoites at the forge I spend time in is "The Art of Blacksmithing."

      Very good book with a broad spectrum look at smithing.

      --
      Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
    17. Re:Blacksmith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      black...woodpecker in exotic theaters???

    18. Re:Blacksmith by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 1

      If you're just getting started, one way to get a free anvil is to just "find" a bit of railway track. It's heavy and solid, often with a bit of a curve on top for hammering things on. It also has big bolt holes so you can attach it to your bench.

      Instead of butchering a bit of track from your local interstate line, I would suggest talking to a scrap-metal merchant. If you tell them you only need about a foot of track they may even cut a piece off for free, or have some other big lump of metal lying around that you can have.

      Then again, with the neglect of railways (railroads in US?) these days you could probably cut a piece off a local track and not cause a train wreck for months...

    19. Re:Blacksmith by Mr.+Roadkill · · Score: 1
      Its amazing how theraputic hammering hot metal is after a day dealing with computers and their users.
      ...unless you've just spent the day incinerating and hammering computers and their users, of course.

    20. Re:Blacksmith by shepmaster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wow, I never thought that I'd have the opportunity to pimp this particular site I manage on Slashdot, but check out http://www.abana.org

      ABANA (The Artist-Blacksmiths Association of North America) is a international community for artist-blacksmiths (as opposed to farriers). They have some awesome magazines that come out quarterly, one of which is dedicated to teaching the trade. The website also has some discussion forums, and some knowledgeable people hang around.

      I've hit the iron a few times myself, but I don't have the passion required. It is awfully fun though!

    21. Re:Blacksmith by shepmaster · · Score: 1

      A Google for such things as 'blacksmith' is also a good idea. ABANA is a site that I help manage. They have a great membership, with affiliates all around the world, probably one close by. The best way to learn smithing is to go out and watch (and help, if you can) another smith. ABANA is dedicated to helping teach the craft of blacksmithing. Free educational materials are even available!

    22. Re:Blacksmith by shepmaster · · Score: 1

      You actually are not that far off. There are plenty of blacksmith shops all around. As another poster mentioned, places such as metal fabrication shops can have a small smithy. Check out ABANA, they are a non-profit dedicated to help teach the craft of blacksmithing. Education is one of their main goals!

    23. Re:Blacksmith by xgamer04 · · Score: 1

      I have some anvils I could sell ya', but the shipping will be, ahh, extra.

      --
      When you look at the state of the world, how can you not become a radical, liberal anarchist?
    24. Re:Blacksmith by Reziac · · Score: 1

      My 'therapy' is pulling weeds. Since I have 10 acres in the desert, I never run out of weeds... :/

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    25. Re:Blacksmith by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      You are my hero.

    26. Re:Blacksmith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There I was, browsing through this thinking "hah, I'll trump that with blacksmith/knifemaker/leatherworker/silversmith"

      Nice to see there are other people here with those skills - I was beginning to think I was about the only engineer who dabbled. My colleagues, naturally, think I'm quite mad.

      As for the BDSM stuff, I find that people telling me exactly what they want to use it for rapidly causes the price to rise - I DON'T want to know. Plus, I hate dyeing leather black...

      As for learning resources -
      http://www.anvilfire.com - but you'll get what is coming to you if you say "I have no experience and wanna make a sword"
      http://www.bladeforums.com
      http://www.kni fenetwork.com/forum/index.php

      (amongst many, many others)

      ABANA has been suggested, as have several books. Books are good, but NO substitute for hands-on experience. Assuming you're US based, find your local ABANA chapter and ask them. In the UK, BABA is your best bet.

    27. Re:Blacksmith by Kirth · · Score: 1

      There I was, browsing through this thinking "hah, I'll trump that with blacksmith/knifemaker/leatherworker/silversmith"

      Well, I sew. Clothes, 9th to 16th Century.
      comes with my hobby of running around in Medieval Clothes and Armour at LARPs, Fairs and Museums.
      --

      --
      "The more prohibitions there are, The poorer the people will be" -- Lao Tse
    28. Re:Blacksmith by jeephistorian · · Score: 1

      Yep...me too. I also branch out into general metal work.
      Nothing is better after a long week than beating the all mighty crap out of a peice of metal and finding a wonderful new item at the end. Great stuff.

      --
      Huh?
  32. Haha, good question. by robyannetta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Write, edit, produce, direct Vampire movies. http://loudorangecat.com

    --
    - Just my $0.02, take with a grain of salt, your mileage may vary.
  33. Production by claudius0425 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, I am not sure it counts as a side job, as I don't have a job in the first place, but when I am not toiling at either school or theatre, I do lighting work for a local production company (owned and operated by some old friends). Being production work, it is very gig-oriented, but by the same token it is well suited to side work, as there are no long term commitments involved.

    So, yeah, sound and lighting design and operation for small/medium productions.

    --
    Phus. Sysiphus.
  34. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...So make sure it's not turned off, then you're set!

  35. A myriad of things by friek · · Score: 0

    I have a side project where we're writing a game, and another with an old college buddy just playing around with java3D and JINI.

    For stuff that is not purely fun related, I repair, upgrade and troubleshoot peoples PCs, mostly for beer. Cheap for them, easy for me, and it lessens the "that neighbor is a freak" attitude.

  36. I give back to the community by syntap · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I spend my spare time writing open source software.

    1. Re:I give back to the community by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The commune thanks you, brother.

    2. Re:I give back to the community by Elvisisdead · · Score: 1

      Different community, but same concept. I do volunteer work for the city's Fire Department.

      Bartended before, as well. A side benefit when I was single was that tons of chicks are available to bartenders. If I didn't want a career (or health benefits, frankly) I'd still be doing it.

      --

      "Want in one hand and spit in the other and see which one fills up first." - My Dad
    3. Re:I give back to the community by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, RIGHT! Caution, you are about to enter into the Karma Whore Zone.

    4. Re:I give back to the community by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Yeah, RIGHT!

      Yes, because open source developers don't really exist (the software is coded by gnomes from outer space), and even if they did, they certainly wouldn't frequent a technology site...

    5. Re:I give back to the community by wohlford · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but, how do you make extra cash. {Ducks}

      --
      Jason Wohlford
    6. Re:I give back to the community by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I spend my time at work stealing your code, stripping the GPL license and replacing it with my name. I then check it in and get kudos for being a hard worker. I don't need a side job.

      Thanks for all your effort.

    7. Re:I give back to the community by sparkz · · Score: 1
      I work on my shell scripting tutorial, which brings in between a few cents to a few dollars a day from Google adverts (totally randomly AFAICT); I've recently started experimenting with selling the tutorial as a PDF, too, which seems to be a reasonably popular option.
      I'm not going to retire on such anti-marketing ("If you found it and you like it, you can buy it if you want to"), but for bits of work I do on it whenever I get the chance, it pays for itself, pushes my CV higher up the Google ranking, and buys me a few beers every now and then.

      I would never do evening PC support - keeping my parents reasonably safe is hard enough; neighbours and church members are another (occasional) burden. I'd rather pay myself for spending time at home with my family, than spend all day at work, all evening fiddling with Windows PCs, and not see my precious family.

      --
      Author, Shell Scripting : Expert Re
  37. Side Job ? When ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When do you possibly find time for a side job? Isn't 60 - 80 hours a week away from your family enough?

  38. I don't understand the basis for this question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Why on earth would I want a side job? I generally play golf, play around with home improvement projects, travel, etc, with my free time.

    Why would I want to take that time away for a side job?

    I guess my answer to your questions is, uh, either "nothing" or "spend money made at my single job" depending on the time of year.

  39. Diversify of course by treval · · Score: 1

    I'm in the process of establishing a vineyard and will be studying medicine as of next year. I reckon that covers all my bases in case of a reversal in the IT industry.

    --
    Your attitude is infectious...
  40. sell books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    got a pt job at a local chain book retailer to fill in the $ gaps and get a discount. i can learn the alphabet, AND buy cheap books! weee!

  41. NOT A DOGDAMN THING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but blue collar junk

  42. Deejay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually have been a Club DJ for the last 7 years, along with my IT day job.

    I have found that a LOT of IT people in my area (Madison, WI) are involved in electronic music in some way... either through production or performance.

    Since I have moved here, I have held a residency every Friday Night for the last 5 years at a local club for mixing 80's... other nights I will play techno and what not - but 80's brings in the bank... and is my thing to do every friday.

    It actually has provided me enough in the past to quit my day job for a period while I looked for better work.

    Not to mention, I don't have to buy drinks, and it is essentially like getting paid to go out and socialize.

  43. drinking! by turbopunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    i mostly do programming / it work, but i also bartend at a local club on weekends.

    i like it cuz it actually gets me out in front of people and keeps me from completely becoming a troll . . .

    1. Re:drinking! by Maznafein · · Score: 1

      I bartend as well in the evenings and weekends. It's a lot of fun and you get to meet some pretty interesting people. Definately a blast compaired to sitting in the cube for eight or more hours a day. I'd much rather be on my feet eight hours pouring booze for people and having good conversations.

      I also do live sound on the weekends for a local company, write my own music, DJ and a few studio projects for local artists.

      Personally I'd rather just bar tend and do audio for a living, I guess that's why I'm getting ready to quit my day job.

      -maz

      --
      <happiness>beer</happiness>
    2. Re:drinking! by turbopunk · · Score: 1

      yeah, exactly. i do all that stuff too. i mostly just do computer work as a contractor. is it just me, or do all the geek you know really want to get out of the geek business to do simular stuff . . .

    3. Re:drinking! by M-G · · Score: 1

      Any gig where you can get tips can be quite lucrative. A friend of mine recently started a limo company, and I'm helping him as a driver. Cash payment, plus tips, and you're helping people who are out to enjoy themselves.

    4. Re:drinking! by Maznafein · · Score: 1

      True enough. Many of my friends are leaving IT to do other things. It's just not what it used to be anymore.

      -maz

      --
      <happiness>beer</happiness>
  44. IT *is* my sidejob by decarelbitter · · Score: 1

    I was educated as graphic designer and learned myself webdesign before the web became mainstream. I did this for various ad-agencies for 6 years and went freelance after that. IT always had my interest, however the (back then) beta-requirements were too high for me. But IT always was there on the background, and on all my jobs I have always been involved in IT decisions and/or systems administration in some way.

    My current IT sidejob involves fighting spam at a Dutch anti-spam organisation. But my money still comes from graphic and/or webdesign.

    1. Re:IT *is* my sidejob by Random+Web+Developer · · Score: 1

      Do you mean spamvrij.nl?
      the ones who never answered my mail when I got spam originating from holland (from an obviously shady company which changed domains every few months etc)

      Maybe they only respond to ppl living in the netherlands (as I am belgian)

      --
      Artists against online scams http://www.aa419.org/
  45. Reading Is Life by sehlat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I proofread books, both treeware and e-books for three different publishers, including doing scan-and-proof of old books for electronic republication. It's a great way to relax and put my computer skills to use without having to dive into the details of the bits-and-bytes after hours.

    1. Re:Reading Is Life by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      I proofread books ...

      Neat. If you can get any brownie points for referring new proofreaders, pass my name along to them (name, email, et cetera on my web site). Or, please let us know how we can get in on it?

    2. Re:Reading Is Life by mellerbeck · · Score: 5, Interesting

      How do you get hired to proofread? I love to read and am pretty sure that I can catch a lot of errors. Do they send you a test manuscript to see how many errors you can detect? Thanks for indulging my curiosity.

    3. Re:Reading Is Life by pileated · · Score: 1

      But about your eyeballs? Mine are already shot from staring at a screen all day.

    4. Re:Reading Is Life by upplepop · · Score: 1

      You don't get paid, but if you really want to proofread, consider Project Gutenberg Distributed Proofreaders: http://www.pgdp.net/

    5. Re:Reading Is Life by SamHill · · Score: 5, Interesting

      How do you get hired to proofread? I love to read and am pretty sure that I can catch a lot of errors.

      Ooh, careful.... I offered to proofread a book and actually got hired to edit it (and another book by the same author). I am now hypersensitive to errors in books and magazines, not to mention all the other printer matter you run into on a day to day basis.

      ObTopic: I actually volunteered after the author asked on a TeX-related mailing list I was on. I have no idea how else you'd get hired -- maybe try your local college or university, where there's lots of writing going on.

      Once it's on, it might be hard to shut off, and it's amazing how many mistakes there are out there... seeing them all can really suck.

    6. Re:Reading Is Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God, proofreading!

      It has to be *the* most tedious occupation. I know people who do it for a living, and they almost all hate it. The thing is, you can't just read; you have to focus on every single word. You have a job to do... you aren't reading for fun.

      Plus, it pays quite badly, and there are a million people out there who want to do it because they did a correspondence course on it, and the course provider told them there's a lot of work out there for proofreaders. And guess what? There isn't a lot of work out there.

    7. Re:Reading Is Life by daghlian · · Score: 1

      You need to visit Project Gutenberg, which was obviously dreamed up by someone with a serious proofreading jones.

      --

      One of these days/I'm going to cut you into little pieces.

    8. Re:Reading Is Life by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Given the number of errors and mistakes I see every day, there certainly is work out there, the problem is that nobody's interested in hiring people to fix the problems ;)

      --
      If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
    9. Re:Reading Is Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm like that anyway... I don't know whether it would be better or worse to be paid for it as well.

    10. Re:Reading Is Life by Nurgled · · Score: 1

      I'm already hypersensitive to grammar errors. I think it's something to do with how I read, but I am no psychologist.

      As of late, there are comma splices everywhere. It's very frustrating. Even the packet of razors I just bought warns "Do not touch blades, it may reduce performance."

    11. Re:Reading Is Life by hab136 · · Score: 1
      How do you get hired to proofread? I love to read and am pretty sure that I can catch a lot of errors. Do they send you a test manuscript to see how many errors you can detect? Thanks for indulging my curiosity.

      No money, but if you enjoy proofreading, try Distributed Proofreaders.

    12. Re:Reading Is Life by Reziac · · Score: 1

      As several others have asked... how does one get in on such work? I've done line-editing, scene doctoring, and proofreading for small local pubs and private parties, but would like something a bit more regular.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    13. Re:Reading Is Life by chialea · · Score: 1

      Try reading /Eats, Shoots & Leaves/.

      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/15 92 400876/qid=1101790298/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/104-5435 784-4225553?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

      Lea

    14. Re:Reading Is Life by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      We programmers are already quite sensitive to typos. I find errors in mass produced sf and fantasy all the time. This ability is what helps us notice those out of place commas or missing semi-colons in our code. 8^)

    15. Re:Reading Is Life by alex_tibbles · · Score: 1

      no money, but proofreading (and for a good cause).

    16. Re:Reading Is Life by Nurgled · · Score: 1

      I already read it! Good book. If only the people who make these errors would read it...

  46. Deliver Pizza / Wardrive by slpalmer · · Score: 4, Funny

    I deliver pizza as a side job. Only a couple nights per week, and a few hours per night. Get $$$, and find loads of WiFi hotspots.

  47. Sometimes prohibited by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

    Some companies (I'm not sure how widespread this is) put a clause in your employment terms or make you sign a contract that forbids you from doing any kind of "side job" related to your real job except for yourself and immediate family.

    My last employer did this; they basically said "sign this or you're fired." Since Nevada is a right to work state, they were free to do so for whatever reason they felt like as long as it didn't conflict with a federal law.

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    this is my sig
    1. Re:Sometimes prohibited by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in such a state (though not NV), I would refuse to sign any such thing, but would assure them that I was not doing the same work on my own time (so while I might program, I wouldn't write medical software if that was what my company paid me to write). I would only be too happy to get fired over something like that.

    2. Re:Sometimes prohibited by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      Generally such contracts are unenforceable, even with at-will employment, unless the activity being prohibited directly competes with or otherwise undermines the employer. If the side job does not use the employer's resources, clients, or compete with them in the marketplace, it is generally considered unreasonable restriction of someone's right to make a living if they try to take action against you for holding the side job. They could likely trump up some reason to fire you, but they would most likely not be able to prevent you from working for the other company.

    3. Re:Sometimes prohibited by boodaman · · Score: 1

      These agreements are bogus. Don't be afraid to sign them.

      You have a right, no matter where you live, to earn a wage doing what you know. No one can take that right away from you, and no court will keep you from working and earning a living.

      If you have been in IT for 5 years, for example, and it is all you know, no contract on earth can prevent you from taking another IT job.

      Caveats: you cannot use or appropriate any resources from your current employer. Things like client lists, bandwidth, etc cannot be used. They have a right to keep you from using those things unless it is for them, but they do not have the right to keep you from working in your chosen profession. Working for an obvious competitor might be an issue, but in general, if you behave professionally and ethically you're good to go.

      Part of what makes an employee valuable is experience. If you had to legally "forget" everything you learned at previous jobs or even your current job in order to be clear of legal liability, you'd be worthless. Your experience and your knowledge are valuable assets...no one can take them from you or diminish their value without compensating you.

    4. Re:Sometimes prohibited by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      >They could likely trump up some reason to fire you
      The fact that they would have to trump up a reason to fire me (shoes laced in improper left over right fashion) instead of firing me for an unsupportable anti-compete clause does little to reassure me.

      --
      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
  48. More IT work... by gtrubetskoy · · Score: 1


    ...like run a virtual server company.

  49. Photography by sejanus · · Score: 2, Informative

    Being reasonably technical it was kind of a natural progression to get stuck into digital cameras a couple of years ago.

    I now work Mon-Friday as a Network Engineer for a ISP (as I have done for quite a few years now), and do wedding photography on weekends.

    I tell ya, we complain about putting up with "lusers" and stuff like that but let me assure you that ;

    1) Hell hath no fury like a bride and her mother on a wedding day

    2) To do a wedding properly is serious work. On Saturdays wedding I was up at 6am, out of the house by 7am - a 1hr drive to my business partners house where we check all the gear, load all the studio lighting, reflectors, ladder, camera bags, laptops, 30" LCD (for showing photos at the reception) into the car. We then go to the brides house at 10:30am, do the photos there and then drive over 1hr to the actual wedding venue, do the stuff there and then go to the reception which was only 10mins away thankfully. The reception finished 11pm, and I was back home at about 1:30am. A long day, and on top of all that it was extremely hot, about 35c (Australia). And I then had to get up at 7am to photograph a christening.

    It makes my IT job seem fairly cosy in comparison :) But I like the results after a wedding.

    1. Re:Photography by carlosponti · · Score: 1

      i used to phtograph weddings as well but i dont anylonger. number one being one of the reasons. though didnt shoot digital just plain old film 6x7 medium format.

    2. Re:Photography by HangingChad · · Score: 1
      I used to do wedding photography and videography but it gets kind of stressful after a while.

      Switched to real estate for a sideline and that's a lot more fun.

      Also started building and selling solar power kits for cabins. Weird how IT can lead you into some pretty oddball fields.

      --
      That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
    3. Re:Photography by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      Good for meeting bridesmaids that wish they weren't, too :D

      My wife is in the same business, except she's like the sysadmin of the photography business - she does the printing and touch-up. All film, and business really sucks for the studio she works for because of it.

    4. Re:Photography by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn man your the man now aren't you :)
      Rewarding in what sense :)

    5. Re:Photography by VermifugeRT · · Score: 1

      I was exadurating for effect. The fact is my wife helps me with the clients. She does makeup and booking. Not to metion, keeping a close eye on me.

    6. Re:Photography by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      >I used to do wedding photography and videography but it gets kind of stressful after a while.
      Wedding photography seems stressful on both sides. Having had to pay for wedding photography, I was amazed at the cost for a small book of photos. But I guess that is to justify the stress that my wife presumably caused your counterpart. I know I was too tired and stressed myself to have caused any fuss.

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      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
  50. work in a bike shop by kaan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have a full-time software development job during normal working hours, but I work part-time in a bike shop (usually only on the weekends or holidays).

    Most of the time, I do minor repairs and assembly on new bikes, also safety checks for test rides. Sometimes I help customers on the sales floor. Either way, it's totally rewarding, and gives me a huge sense of satisfaction (unlike spending time at the office writing email, sitting in meetings, writing reports, etc.). Also, it's really nice to be around people who are relaxed and not on some big fscking power-trip while trying to climb the corporate ladder.

  51. IT side jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm a wh0re.

    opps, no, wait a minute. Thats my IT job :|

  52. side jobs by burnunit0 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I preach for money. (many churches look to seminary students or former seminary student to do fill in preaching - they call it pulpit supply - when a pastor is on vacation) I've been tempted to put together a business card with that side job on it, "Serving God and mammon since 1997." Also, I work in a children's home. The overnight shift at the home allows me to work online during downtime. And then sometimes I do the freelance gig too. Who doesn't?

    --
    yes. that's all I'm going to say in all comments from now on.
    1. Re:side jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Serving God and mammon since 1997."

      That's great - I say do it :)

    2. Re:side jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Money is the root of all evil. you are SATAN, SATAN I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!

    3. Re:side jobs by finkployd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually the phrase you are looking for is "love of money is the root of all evil"

      Finkployd

    4. Re:side jobs by xutopia · · Score: 1
      for those of you who didn't catch that (I'm atheist teaching believers the word, isn't that funny) his business card would be really funny because of this passage:

      "Ye can not serve God and Mammon." --Matt. vi.24

      Mammon is believed to be either a pagan God of riches or mean "untold riches". You can learn more on "mammon" on wikipedia.

      I love the business card idea! It's hilarious.

    5. Re:side jobs by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I play bass, keyboards, guitar and sing tenor at my Church. I don't get paid for it, though. Which is not to say that I am not compensated for it.

      --
      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
  53. Gray Market by Jaden42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The gray market for services has grown consistently since I moved out to the bay area. Since the dot-com flame-out and the massive spending binges have ended, it's easier to hire someone for some quick "consulting" work than to employee people full time. A lot of people I know do on-the-side consulting for a few dollars here and there. Mostly IT stuff: companies small enough to not be able to pay someone full time but big enough to need someone to call on when they are in trouble. Lots of "checking the CEO's laptop" type jobs.

    You have to be careful with this kind of work, though. As the name implies, the gray market is somewhere between the black market (totally illegal) and the normal market (regulated by industry and government). Some companies will 1099 you and report what they paid you, some companies won't. It is illegal, AFAIK, to receive money for work and not report it as income.

    The money can be good, but if you are unlucky enough to be caught, the back taxes can be quite expensive.

    Jeff

    1. Re:Gray Market by TykeClone · · Score: 2, Informative
      Some companies will 1099 you and report what they paid you, some companies won't. It is illegal, AFAIK, to receive money for work and not report it as income.

      It's only illegal if you don't report it. Keep good records, keep track of your mileage, pay your tax estimates and expense everything that you ethically can to your business and you'll be fine.

      --
      A fine is a tax you pay for doing wrong and a tax is a fine you pay for doing all right.
    2. Re:Gray Market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's only illegal if you don't report it. "

      Thats what he JUST said. You QUOTED it. Get a brain.

    3. Re:Gray Market by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      ...to receive money for work and not report it as income.

      You don't even have to work. If that check Grandma sent you for Christmas is big enough, you'll have to report THAT.

      --
      What?
    4. Re:Gray Market by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      It's not gray market if you report it. It's perfectly legitimate. I happen to have an S-corp, but even if you don't you can still report the income appropriate on your standard 1040.

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      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
  54. Manual Labor Rocks by SanLouBlues · · Score: 1

    I know I'm not a typical programmer, but I used to deliver newspapers in addition to having a full time job. I put the papers on people's welcome mats instead of just tossing them from a moving van. The pay was lousy (2c per 20c paper plus tips), but I enjoyed it.

    As for less stable side jobs: build PVRs, build dashboard computers, small site sysadmin, 3 card monte, etcetera . . . .

  55. [OT] love your sig by Paul+d'Aoust · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yes, this is off-topic, and you can mod me down if you want, but I just wanted to say: I love your sig; I always thought 'HTTP_REFERER' should have been spelled with a double R.

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    1. Re:[OT] love your sig by Paul+d'Aoust · · Score: 1

      hey, I didn't really mean it when I said you could mod me down!!! :D

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      Standing at the very edge of my imagination, I peered into the inky void and realised -- I couldn't think up a new sig.
  56. Side jobs by dbrummer · · Score: 1

    Most of my IT side jobs stay within my field of work. I'm a network engineer for a software company, but on the side I develop web applications (php/perl w/ mysql) for various friends and family. It brings in some decent income. You might want to take a look at elance.com, but it's hard to grab any work off of there because a lot of foreign sources use that website. Find some webdesign friends that need some extra programming. -Dan

  57. Stuff by ptlis · · Score: 1

    Cleaning up Spyware from friends and family's PCs (as well as friends of friends, friends of family etc etc etc), reinstalling Windows and all associated programs (FF, Spybot, oo.o etc) when things are too borked too salvage. Setting up small home networks. Freelance website development. Generic 'computer stuff'... allsorts of junk.

    --
    There's mischief and malarkies but no queers or yids or darkies within this bastard's carnival, this vicious cabaret.
  58. Consulting by jeffy210 · · Score: 1

    Consulting... what better way to get paid 3x - 4x of what you make for doing the exact same thing. :)

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    "And may your days be long upon the earth."
    1. Re:Consulting by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      I always wonder how do people find consulting jobs JUST for the weekend. Finding IT consulting job as fulltime position is routine.

      How in the world do you go to monsterboard or some other job sites and dig up weekend consulting jobs only?

    2. Re:Consulting by SquadBoy · · Score: 2, Informative

      You don't really. Most people do something similar to what I did. The husband of a person I work for is the head of the service dept. for a small auto dealership. Basically when the wanted somebody to build and install a firewall for them she recommended me. I now get a few hours a month out of them and a few more from other places he has told about me. Basically they are willing to put up with you only being weekends/evenings in exchange for paying less than they would for a real conslutant. It's not a lot of money but it pays the cable bill and buys me the odd toy now and then. So the answer is to do some of the other kind of networking locally.

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      Cypherpunks: Civil Liberty Through Complex Mathematics. Those who live by the sword die by the arrow.
    3. Re:Consulting by jeffy210 · · Score: 1

      Because I don't go to boards like that. The best consulting jobs are on the side contacts that you make through your business or friends. People who can't afford you full time or aren't in need of an FTE's worth of work.

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      "And may your days be long upon the earth."
    4. Re:Consulting by christopher240240 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've been doing evening/weekend jobs for years. The secret is to tell them up front that you are only available to them during certain hours and even those are not guaranteed. Also, charge between $30 and $50 per hour and they get you for at most a third of what you're worth on paper as a consultant. Deal only with small businesses with minimal needs and very little mission-critical data. Make friends with them and be perfectly honest about everything. Also, bring in your toys when you meet with them, so you can convince them that they need them because they're cool. Build their machines for them, and charge physical labor by the job, make a higher hourly rate that way, and you'll be able to add to the system if need be. You will still get the occasional secretary to call you during work with an email crisis or whatever, but nip those in the bud through the boss. Keep detailed records of everything you do for them. Make sure they understand what is your responsibility, what is the ISP's, what is the phone company's, etc. Offer to be a liason between those companies and the business at your regular hourly rate so they don't have to know what's wrong, just that something is and you'll handle it. I get all the work I want this way, and pass unwanted work on to friends (sometimes even non-techies for the lightweight stuff). I keep about 15 clients, and I sometimes get too busy. I would say if you build up a list of about ten clients through friends, family, even putting up fliers, you'll find all the work you want.

  59. Usuall stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hack into servers and blackmail their owners. :)

  60. I work for the IRS by robbo · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hire blue-collars for odd-jobs, pay them cash and then call the IRS. ;-)

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    So long, and thanks for all the Phish
    1. Re:I work for the IRS by Duct+Tape+Pro · · Score: 2, Funny

      Where is the "+1 Evil" mod when you need it...

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      i hotdog.
    2. Re:I work for the IRS by akeyes · · Score: 2, Funny

      You ment "-1 Evil", right?

    3. Re:I work for the IRS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then I'm going to send in your boss for failure to withhold taxes, and failure to pay into workman's comp, and probably for operating an illegal business, and THEN I'm calling OSHA, the biulding inspector, the EPA, the board of health, and FEMA just for good measure. :-)

    4. Re:I work for the IRS by Danse · · Score: 1

      No, I think "+1 Evil" is much more appropriate :) I wouldn't want to miss a good evil scheme by having it go under my view boundary.

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      It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
    5. Re:I work for the IRS by akeyes · · Score: 1

      Good point, but you should be browsing at -1 anyways, so you shouldn't miss it.

    6. Re:I work for the IRS by Danse · · Score: 1

      I generally only browse at -1 when i'm modding.. otherwise I usually have it set at 0.

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      It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
  61. Private Investigator by krbuck · · Score: 5, Interesting

    By day I work for IBM as an engineer. By night, I'm an investigator for my wife's private investigations company http://www.travisinvestigations.com/ . I get to help spy on cheating wives and husbands, catch people in insurance fraud and other such things. Probably the part I enjoy the most is when I get to make use of new electronic tools like covert GPS tracking devices etc... What I dislike are the long nights surveiling some cheating spouse or watching someone to see if they are poor parents in custody cases. Of course I also take care of the company computers (mostly Macs believe it or not).

    1. Re:Private Investigator by Optic7 · · Score: 1

      Cool... do you personally need any licenses, training, certs, paperwork, etc to work as a PI?

    2. Re:Private Investigator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So...are you qualified to say whether or not the television show 'Cheaters' is real?

    3. Re:Private Investigator by MicroBerto · · Score: 1
      Hey you're in Austin, TX. I'm getting flown down there for an interview in January with NI!

      Any comments? I hear it's AWESOME down there

      --
      Berto
    4. Re:Private Investigator by spencerogden · · Score: 1

      I'm looking at doing some remote GPS tracking, totally non-surveillance. I just want something that will send out an updated position every few seconds. There would be several transmitters and one receiver... What do you use?

    5. Re:Private Investigator by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      I think if you don't have the licenses, then it's just blackmail ;)

    6. Re:Private Investigator by krbuck · · Score: 1

      Licensing varies by state (assuming you are in the US). For Texas its TALI http://www.tali.org/. Its not so easy getting a manager license, but quite easy to get a license with an existing company assuming they want to hire you. You can't have any felonies on your record and you must pass a test.

    7. Re:Private Investigator by krbuck · · Score: 1
      I've traveled all over (was in the Navy and a high-travel job before going to IBM). One of the places I visited was Austin; it was just at the beginning of the internet boom, and it showed. Austin was really coming into its own as a tech center.


      There is something about the city I really love. Its a liberal bastion within a very right-wing state. It has the University of Texas which is a source of cultural events and keep the city feeling "young". Its relaxed and yet manages to be a great center for entrepreneurs.



      Interviewing anyone interesting?

    8. Re:Private Investigator by MicroBerto · · Score: 1
      Interviewing with NI (National Instruments). They're flying me out in January, and I have 5 half hour interviews, as well as a 10 minute technical presentation of my choice.

      I'm currently planning on "selling" them on switching to Mozilla Firefox, as I want to get into technical sales, and I might package for them a customized version of Firefox with source code, and it'll have extra search capabilities for their intranet and web page.

      For the rest of the weekend, they're wining me and dining me. This gig sounds awesome, 1.5 to 3 years of training in Austin, then you get into whatever role (marketing or tech. sales for me) and do your thing. Company is ranked #53 on Fortune's top 100 companies to work for.

      Know anyone working for them that can testify?

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      Berto
    9. Re:Private Investigator by lotus87 · · Score: 1


      I used to work at NI. If you want the skinny, get me on AIM or via private message (how do you send one on /.?).

    10. Re:Private Investigator by MicroBerto · · Score: 1

      Hey thanks - I don't check messages on /. much, but i added tejanb to my buddy list. I'm actually in a hotel right now with another interview tomorrow with another company. Looking forward to getting in touch with you afterwards - THANKS!

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      Berto
  62. prostitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    prostitition.

  63. Military by jacobmarble · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just joined the Army National Guard, going to be a Chinese Linguist/Interrogator. Training is two years long, so I'll be doing CS stuff from a dorm room for a while. Looking forward to leaving college and "fixing other people's computer" behind for a while...

    1. Re:Military by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      ... going to be a Chinese Linguist/Interrogator. Training is two years long ...

      So, do you already know Chinese, or are you starting from scratch? I'd think that two years is awfully fast for ``from scratch''. What's your rank and pay going to be? Strictly academic interest on my part; I'm interested in learning Chinese, but far too old for the military to consider me.

      Also, what happens if you somehow don't make the grade in your language school? If the alternative is Middle East shrapnel catcher, I guess you're really motivated.

    2. Re:Military by jacobmarble · · Score: 1

      I know Spanish fluently (from living there and later academic study). I've taken a Linguistics course (which is the _coolest_ University course I've taken to date) and I passed the Defense Language Aptitude Battery with a 124 (that's pretty good; chinese and other cat 4 languages require 100). This is something I know I have an ability for, so I look at it like "they're going to pay me to play GI Joe and learn a third language... cool!"

    3. Re:Military by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      Linguistics is fun.

      Learning to hear, and worst of all remember, the four+ tones is not fun. If you can get past that, you'll do fine. I have a bad accent, because I can't keep the right tone associated with the right word.

      Good luck.

  64. Fixing computeres.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fixing my sister's comuter, for pennies :,-(
    Fixing my parents computer, for food :,-(
    Fixing my girlfriends computer, or else! :,-(

  65. Professional Poker Player by Dharzhak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's got flexible hours and the pay is performance based.

  66. waiter by erotic_pie · · Score: 0

    Right now I am trying to get a job as a waiter at a local sports bar on the weekends :-)

  67. I build websites... by herrison · · Score: 1

    ...using technologies that my main employers won't use - a bit of money and a better cv

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  68. I Teach... by Sagz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At the local vocational school. Linux+, Fundamentals of UNIX, and Webserver development. Its a great paycheck and it keeps your skills sharp.

  69. Get Rich... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By building assets with the money you earn in your IT job, you can actually make a decent enough amount of money to not have to worry about bills anymore. So basically, my IT job is just a tool to get me $ to make $.

  70. What nobody admits to writing malware? by BrentRJones · · Score: 1

    Someone is writing those trojans, viruses, spyware, et. al.

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  71. All the normal IT geek stuff by dominyx · · Score: 0

    eBay, Web Design, Build computers, and recently, re-sell web space. Individually, not very consistant, but together, I get enough play money to afford my (expensive) gadgets.

  72. decent compensation by bayerwerke · · Score: 1

    At a ski lodge? Where does that happen (decent compensation)?

  73. A completely different profession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In order to de-stress from computer-related work, I took up gardening/landscaping about ten years ago and got quite good at it and now run a small company that gets quite a bit of work throughout the summer. Unfortunately, there's not too much landscaping work being done in Canada over the Winter :-) so I rely on IT stuff for my bread and butter and gardening during the summer to pay for jam!

  74. Reviews by justechn · · Score: 1

    I program website and I do reviews for companies that send me their stuff (www.justechn.com).

  75. Hardware Repairs and Training by thewhitenoise · · Score: 1

    ...are what I do on the side. Being a college student, I jump at any opportunity I can find to supplement my part-time income. Most of the time it's house calls for older people who would much rather use a typewriter and a fax machine. On a few occassions, I've nailed a few jobs doing training on things like taking pictures from a camera and uploaded them to a website or how to use a scanner. Even at half the price the local shops charge, I'm able to make enough to fund my broadband and webhosting with just enough left over for a coke and a candy bar. I'm curious to know what everyone else does on the side. I'm always looking for new ideas.

  76. Moonshine by identity0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just do what schoool board members in Tennessee do... make moonshine. Remember to avoid the tax-man, though...

  77. Friends and Famiy IT Support Guy by Amigori · · Score: 1

    As much as I try to get away from the keyboard when I'm not at work, it seems as I'm always asked by friends and family to fix their computer(s). Depending on the problem, anywhere from a case of beer to $100 is the fee. I typically charge on the low-end ($20/hr) and they usually pay me a nice bonus because its still cheaper than taking it to a computer shop. I recently got $20 to setup my friends WiFi card in her notebook.

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    1. Re:Friends and Famiy IT Support Guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you ask money from your friends for that? you're disgusting!

    2. Re:Friends and Famiy IT Support Guy by iMaple · · Score: 1

      I recently got $20 to setup my friends WiFi card in her notebook.

      You have a female friend and u read slash dot and u have $ 20 with you !!! Come on tell me something I can believe :)

  78. Off-Hours Plumbing by gseidman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wouldn't normally think of this, but I was just at my parents' house for Thanksgiving and one of their pipes sprung a leak, resulting in a puddle in the basement. (It's lucky I was there, actually, since my parents don't go to the basement with any regularity. The guest room is in the basement, however, and I noticed the puddle before it became a flood.) They tried to find a plumber the day after Thanksgiving, and all they could find was someone who wanted $240/hour for emergency service. Fortunately, I was able to patch it temporarily with some rubber and a hose clamp.

    It got me thinking, though, that I could do cut-rate (only $150/hour!) emergency plumbing and significantly improve my income. I wouldn't even have to be that good, just good enough to patch things until a real plumber was available for reasonable rates. Mostly idle thinking, but...

    1. Re:Off-Hours Plumbing by holy+zarquon's+singi · · Score: 1

      Yes, my Dad did this in the 1970s between scientific research jobs and a little on the side afterwards. Seemed to fill a hole.

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    2. Re:Off-Hours Plumbing by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      if you're not licensed you can get in a heap of legal trouble for doing that, depending on the state.

      Not to mention, that the #1 call for residential plumbing service is clogged toilets....

    3. Re:Off-Hours Plumbing by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      WHy is the state fucking around in "licensing" of plumbers?

      Electricity, I can understand, as you can easily catch certain buildings on fire by hacking around with that.. But why does the state care if someone is adept at fixing clogs and replacing pipes?

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    4. Re:Off-Hours Plumbing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm... the 2 most damaging things that can happen to a house (or any building really) is 1. a fire and 2. a flood/water damage.

      Well poor electrical wiring causes fires....I wonder what poor plumbing causes....

    5. Re:Off-Hours Plumbing by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Its hardly intiuitive to tell if electricity is running through a circuit, or if the circuits faulty. And testing electricity is dangerous too.

      Testing if water is running is hardly a dangerous matter. Go turn off the water, or shut down the waterpump (circuit breaker). Then test an outside water faucet. If it runs, and then quits, the water system is down.

      To test a water circuit, turn the water on slightly, and observe drops of water around area.

      And finally, AC, floods and water damage are usually from "torrential downpours", building in a floodplane, malfunctioning pipes, or.. from the stopping of fires.

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    6. Re:Off-Hours Plumbing by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you've never had improperly located/insulated water pipes freeze, burst, and destroy parts of your house or property.

      I'd agree that plumbing work is less dangerous than electrical work and errors in the plumbing system are less likely to kill someone than errors in the electrical system. But, there are proper and improper ways of doing plumbing work so that the system works correctly. And, if every half-assed moron out there with a wrench thought they could do plumbing work, people would have a much harder time getting their systems built or fixed. The point of a license is to raise the level of standards for a repair person. If you know that someone is licensed, you can somewhat be assured that the person isn't going to burn your house down in the process of cleaning your drain. Now, having said that, there are still plenty of morons out there with all sorts of licenses (plumbing, electrical, mechanical, etc) ... but, with a license system maybe 30% of them are morons and 70% are competent. Without a license system it would probably be the other way around: 70% morons and 30% competent.

    7. Re:Off-Hours Plumbing by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Still, explain why the government should deal with licensing of a non-life threatening business?

      If somebody does a shit job, they can be sued. And that doesnt matter what carrear they have.

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    8. Re:Off-Hours Plumbing by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 3, Informative

      Improper plumbing (not installing a backflow preventer where required, for example) can result in waste/sewage entering the municipal water supply system, potentially endangering MANY lives.

      Most plumbers also install gas/oil fired heating systems, for which the hazards of improper installation should be obvious. Even an improperly vented gas water heater could kill via CO poisoning....

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    9. Re:Off-Hours Plumbing by dasunt · · Score: 1

      It got me thinking, though, that I could do cut-rate (only $150/hour!) emergency plumbing and significantly improve my income. I wouldn't even have to be that good, just good enough to patch things until a real plumber was available for reasonable rates. Mostly idle thinking, but...

      To do plumbing work on your own, you must be licensed by the state. In many states, that requires apprenticing yourself to a plumber for several years.

    10. Re:Off-Hours Plumbing by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      Actually, half the reason the license system exists is so you can keep track of the people who did the work. How exactly do you sue someone if you don't know their real name or where they are located? Contractors with a license are required to keep their contact information up to date with the state. I have done contracting work in the past and am on the "very competent" end of the spectrum. And I for one am glad that the system exists, even after doing plenty of "follow-up" work behind licensed morons who fixed a problem half-assed or couldn't even figure out how to fix a problem in the first place.

    11. Re:Off-Hours Plumbing by JamesP · · Score: 1

      Why is the state fucking around in "licensing" of plumbers?

      Do you mean they're shrink wrapping Plumers in legal bullshit now?!?!

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    12. Re:Off-Hours Plumbing by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      >..2 most damaging things that can happen to a house (or any building really) is 1. a fire and 2. a flood/water damage
      Yup. And not necessarily in that order. Also, a plumbing problem can become an electrical problem, or a gas problem, or a structural problem.
      Water is the enemy of a home.

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    13. Re:Off-Hours Plumbing by Smallpond · · Score: 1

      EULA

      By calling this plumber you agree to the terms of this agreement. Repairs by this plumber are not guaranteed against flooding, explosions, or asphyxiation. Your sole remedy will be to return your plumbing in its original packaging along with a dated receipt and be refunded for the original purchase price. Note that this plumbing may become obsolete when Plumbing 2.0 is released. The plumber is not responsible for the cost of upgrading to the new version. This plumbing may only be used by the original owner of the house, and is not transferrable if the house is sold.

  79. You can make loads on the "side" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The moment they know you're in I.T. everyone in your family, and all your mother's friends, want you to fix their PCs.

    I've found that in my location at least (Calgary, Canada), being an one-man computer guy can actually be quite profitable, since computer shops charge way too much for system repairs and most people don't have a friend that can do it.

    When I first came here, nobody seemed to want my unix admin skills, yet I also had a healthy amount of helpdesk-type experience, so I decided to go solo and haven't looked back. Forget the mainstream, I'm making loads with just so-called "side" work.

    1. Re:You can make loads on the "side" by Bigbluejerk · · Score: 1

      How do you solicit new business? Ad in the paper? Yellow pages? Flyers under windshield wipers?

    2. Re:You can make loads on the "side" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Word of mouth is most propably his main way.

    3. Re:You can make loads on the "side" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean giving blow jobs?

  80. I daytrade stocks and futures at work by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Of course it's against corporate policy. But while managament makes the rules, they don't know how to enforce it because us uber-geeks know how to get around all of the firewalls and network-monitoring. :-)

    Seriously, I daytrade stocks and futures at the office. Been doing okay. Once I'm making more doing that compared to my IT job, I'm quitting.

    1. Re:I daytrade stocks and futures at work by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Come on. It's not that hard to traverse firewalls..

      Just set up a "slave" system at home. Set as a tunnel server. Tunnel from 80/tcp.

      If you have to, it would be wise to hack SSH that includes peppering ssh encrypted code with a bunch of and other trash ;) Auto-traversal of those stupid layer7 filter devices.

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    2. Re:I daytrade stocks and futures at work by tr0p · · Score: 1
      Seriously, I daytrade stocks and futures at the office. Been doing okay. Once I'm making more doing that compared to my IT job, I'm quitting.

      I do the same thing. When my trading account makes an up-swing that is the size of my yearly gross salary in a single day, that will probably be my last day at my day job. I've been at it for about 8 months and my biggest up-swing in one day is $2,000. I fund my stake with about 40% of my paycheck every 2 weeks, so it probably won't take more than a couple years for me to get there (I'm guessing about $250,000 stake because 2-1 margin gives me a half a million in buying power). I also want to experience a wicked bear market before I quit my day job so that I can quit with absolute confidence.

      Send me an email if you want to talk stocks =) My last big trade was $10,000 of TASR @ $41.50, sold at $55.40. I've currently got some AAPL, GOOG, SYNA, and NVDA.

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    3. Re:I daytrade stocks and futures at work by tr0p · · Score: 1

      I forgot to mention, I keep a trading blog at http://fickletrader.blogspot.com

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    4. Re:I daytrade stocks and futures at work by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I used to. But that was before the bubble burst and took all of my money with it. I used to be retired. Now I have three jobs.

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  81. my side job... by corbettw · · Score: 1

    Just click the link in my sig... :)

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  82. For extra momey? I do side work to get away. by jschottm · · Score: 1

    I took a break from IT work in 1999 to persue a career in sound reinforcement (ie making music loud at concerts) as well as some studio work. It was a good deal of fun and had many rewards, but after four years I detemined that IT provided certain benefits that I needed and returned to it.

    I continue to work doing audio work on the side, averaging about 16 hours/week, although at this point I view it as a profitable hobby. All of the money I make gets put back into my business, so it's not something I do for money per say.

    Getting out and away from computers provides me with a tremendous amount of stress refief that makes the workweek more palatable. I enjoy sysadmining and I enjoy programming, but there's a much different feel from doing something creating such as working in the arts. There's a certain reward that you get from pulling off a major event that hundreds or thousands of people get immediate enjoyment from that IT doesn't provide. Pushing up the faders as the first power chord hits the crowd and they go wild - there's nothing else like it for me. I'm just grateful that I have the opportunity to do it and get paid for it.

    Even though it's hard work, doing something completely different than office work destresses me. I've been far happier working 40 hours in the office and 40 hours on the road than I am when I'm doing just 60 hours in the office.

    Of course, the side perc of getting paid to go to a resort 1/4 weekends a year isn't too bad either...

  83. Oh, and a side of IT please by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    More IT work, neighbors with viruses/spyware, simple cleanup == quik $$$.

    Upgrades to friends families computers, good for free hardware, they don't usually want the old stuff, good for building a NAT server though.

    Building full systems, good for quik $$$$, or a I'll do it if you buy X part, or game X for me.

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    1. Re:Oh, and a side of IT please by Random+Web+Developer · · Score: 1

      "good for building a NAT server though."

      If I had a penny for every time someone told me that......

      How many nat servers are you building then? how much are you actually using? And above all why would you want noisy, power hungry old boxes when a router can be had for almost nothing

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    2. Re:Oh, and a side of IT please by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      My NAT does far more than any router could be, and who said anything about old "noisy" equipment?

      "Those who can use iptables

      Those who can't use Windows ICS, and a router"

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    3. Re:Oh, and a side of IT please by Random+Web+Developer · · Score: 1

      "Those who can use iptables
      Those who can't use Windows ICS, and a router"
      That sorta proves you don't know what you are talking about. a router would do the NAT so there's no need for ICS, maybe you meant ICS and a hub.

      I wasn't implying that you shouldn't use old equipment for a NAT server and that iptables/freeswan/etc surpass most cheap routers.

      But if you allready have your nat box, why would you collect stuff to build another one, and then another and another.

      I suppose you are talking about a home setup, and I don't suppose you are working with a gazillion DMZ's.

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    4. Re:Oh, and a side of IT please by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      I don't know, but my wife swears I'm addictied to bringing home computer parts like kids bring home stray animals.

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  84. carpentry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's nice to build things for friends. gets your out in the garage dealing with physical objects, not code.

    i can make a few bucks for a shoe rack, or quite a bit for a coffee table. until i get some fancy tools, i'm stuck with fairly simple designs. but the simple tools force you to be creative, and resourceful.

    wood-working is truely object oriented.

  85. avoid it work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sell teeshirts that say " NO, I will not fix your computer for you"
    (at least for free)

    annnoying friends and family members

  86. Contract for small businesses by wiggles · · Score: 1

    For side work, I have a couple of small business customers -- a real estate brokerage with 3 employees and an online presence, a law office with four employees, and a desktop publishing firm run out of some guy's basement -- who hire me to clean a virus here or put in a new server there or something similar. I charge $30-60 an hour, and it usually puts an extra hundred bucks or so in my pocket for a saturday afternoon.

  87. someone else already said this by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

    Usually, IT jobs pay well enough that you don't need "side work". They're can also be so mentally draining that you end up too tired to do anything else at the end of the day anyway. Jobs that are mostly physical labor are actually less tiring, which is why working on the side is usually found in blue collar families.

    I'm in a similar situation as the submitter, actually, except I came from a blue collar family, went white collar, then when I met my wife, who is from a very blue collar family, I remembered my old roots. Soon as the debt's paid off I'm getting the hell out of the cubicle world. Then maybe PCs and programming will be fun again.

    1. Re:someone else already said this by abigor · · Score: 1

      Getting out of the cubicle farm would be great. But to do what? That's the dilemma.

    2. Re:someone else already said this by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      You know, if I was out of the cubicle farm, and had enough money to live on, I don't think it would matter a whole lot to me.

    3. Re:someone else already said this by abigor · · Score: 1

      Right, but I'm talking about changing careers. Let's say I have a bit of money saved - enough to live for six months. And I want to get out of the cubicles and do something else. "Something else" might include computer stuff - I'm a programmer - but could be anything.

      I guess my problem is I have absolutely no business savvy whatsoever.

    4. Re:someone else already said this by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's something nobody else could answer for you. The good news is that business savvy isn't something that you have to be born with, you can learn it if you want to.

  88. My side job by dbretton · · Score: 2, Funny

    I eat babies.

  89. maintenance... by Myolp · · Score: 3, Funny

    of my girlfriend...

    1. Re:maintenance... by banzai51 · · Score: 1
      This is Slashdot...

      ...we know you're lying.

    2. Re:maintenance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My girlfriend is my IT job... ... but she's square headed.

  90. Damnit, shut up! by raehl · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are only so many suckers, don't go telling people who are likely to be good at poker where our suckers are! You're giving away our money man!

    Erm, I mean, this is a horrible idea, all of the IT people I know lose lots and lots of money playing poker online.

    1. Re:Damnit, shut up! by hairykrishna · · Score: 1

      I started on partypoker yesterday. Judging by my experiences so far there are PLENTY of suckers to go around.

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    2. Re:Damnit, shut up! by bitznbytz · · Score: 0

      I welcome new players, anytime. The more the merrier. The game's not difficult to learn, but really, without discipline, skill, and more than a meagre share of guts, you'll never become a winning player. Until you reach that level, I'll be there, ready to take your money. Thanks! ;-)

  91. Book Store by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

    I work for a bookstore in my area on Sundays as a side job. Thats about as close as I can come to claiming a side job. I work too many hours during the week to hold 2 jobs during the week. Working for 8 hours on Sundays allows me to get books at 30% off, borrow 2 books every 2 weeks, and gives me 50 or so dollars to play with for buying said books.

    Basically I am getting paid to browse books, get access to new releases before they are out, and I work from 10 am to 6. Not too shabby.

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    1. Re:Book Store by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      You work at Borders/Waldenbooks.

      I worked there 2 years ago and I loved the perks ;) Employee day (sometime between september and January), they give you 50% discount..

      I spent 250$ that day alone.

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    2. Re:Book Store by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

      Yup ;-)

      Man the shit is fucking awsome! lol

      Good to see another employee. I havent worked full time in a while, and since I work technically on contingency (not a full or part time) I work basically whenever she needs someone to sub for vacations and on holidays. Whenever employee day comes around I am sure to work a week or two in advance for a few consecutive weeks to ensure I get the perks. though I am not necessarily sure how long is required.

      Waldens is a great place to work in that case. dont get paid much though, but I read a lot so it balances out.

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    3. Re:Book Store by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the chain is great for the common and newish books. The times they run into problems is when their distributors dont carry the books..

      That's when I go to our local bookstore.. Viewpoint Books (Columbus, Indiana). They've actually ordered us 10 year old, out of print books from small-time distributors. Amazing business ;-) I even got permission from the walden manager to send our customers over there IF we didnt have the requested books in the system.

      The only day I can think I didnt want to work there is "The Day After". It still gives me the chills (day after turkey day). It's a fucking mad house!

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  92. SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting
    On the side, I volunteer my time to the human-rights movement. I do not earn cash, but I earn "good feelings" because I know that what I am doing is right. Recently, during a seminar about Taiwan, I fought for the Tibetans by demanding that the speaker (who is an employee of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in Taiwan) explain why Taiwan continues to insist that Tibet is part of "One China".

    The speaker was, for the first time in his pathetic life, speechless. No one had ever challenged him on the issue of Tibet.

  93. Either or... by mhollis · · Score: 1

    Many companies insist that if you work in IT for them, you must report any and all side work to your supervisor, whereupon you will not be permitted to do the side-work if it as seen in any way as competitive.

    My brother did side work doing perl and SQL programming for websites. He has also done other small coding jobs. Additionally, his "side job" while he was working for one company was to go to school and complete a Masters Degree program. Your skills get rusty if you don't keep up and getting a Masters got him into a nicer position -- until AO-Hell bought and destroyed the company he was in.

    I have purchased a fair amount of shareware from people who have IT jobs and then do a little development on the side at home. One says that the money he makes off his shareware will go to his son's education (great idea, as his son is still in diapers presently).

    Then there are times when one just wants to go to sleep when one gets home. I think everyone's been there.

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  94. Make beer by codewritinfool · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I make tasty beer.

    1. Re:Make beer by decarelbitter · · Score: 1

      Beer as in 'free'?

    2. Re:Make beer by ParallelJoe · · Score: 1

      Me too. Oh I guess it's technically not a job because I am the only customer but I figure I save a bit over 50% of what it would cost to buy. Tastes way better too.

  95. Web Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not blue-collar, nor do I think "side-jobs" are blue-collar only. It's a shame you didn't have more exposure to the "real world" while younger.

    As a Computer Engineer working as a world-wide manager for the largest CPU company in the world, you'd think I'd be among those who'd get along fine without the extra work and effort of side jobs - but why be lazy?

    I co-own three companys on the side, 2 real estate related for which I do web design/webmastering, and one robotics design group. It's fun to make a little extra money on one's hobbies and explore the possibilites of cutting ties with the big company that owns my life....

  96. I exploit the mundanes by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All of my SO's friends and relatives know that I'm into IT. So whenever one of them has a problem, they come to me. If it is something that will take more than an hour, I charge them.

    When a local computer shop tells them $95/hr with a one hour MINIMUM, paying me $60 sounds a lot more reasonable.

    For $60 they get a free antivirus program (Avast or AVG), Ad Aware, Spybot S & D, a scandisking, a defrag, updated drivers for all of their hardware, up to date patches for their games, and whatever else they "need" to get their computer running smoothly again.

    It's an equitable solution, everyone wins.

    LK

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    1. Re:I exploit the mundanes by nb+caffeine · · Score: 1

      I did this for some spare cash after i graduated but didnt move far from my college. I still had contacts in the computer services dept, but i got real sick of dealing with people so I just stopped taking their offers for YARF (yet another reformat). Now, people pay me to mod their xboxes and get xbmc working with their media collection. That was kind of accidental, after several people saw my kickass setup and wanted one too!

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      "Something's wrong with you...and I hope we never do meet again." - Deftones When Girls Telephone Boys
    2. Re:I exploit the mundanes by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Geez. Where are you living that a shop can charge that much and still hve business? The local joe blow shop charged 60, and just recently got undercut badly by a friend of mine who charges 40 with a set fee for common thinks like spyware and reformatting. People in my area bitch about THAT being expnesive (Granted the coutny is in bad shape economically but still)

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      If you can't see the value in jet powered ants you should turn in your nerd card. - Dunbal (464142)
  97. Best way to make side money... by Shant3030 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is by not spending any...

    A penny saved, is a penny earned!

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    1. Re:Best way to make side money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A penny unspent is a penny wasted.

    2. Re:Best way to make side money... by pclminion · · Score: 1
      If you don't ever spend your money, why do you waste your time earning it?

      Money unspent is money you may as well not have bothered earning.

    3. Re:Best way to make side money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Because if you are really smart, and good, if you leave enough money alone for a long enough time it makes babies.

      You can then eat those babies.

    4. Re:Best way to make side money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmm. Money babies. Tasty money babies.

    5. Re:Best way to make side money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So says the man with the slashdot subscription.

    6. Re:Best way to make side money... by dasunt · · Score: 1

      Have you ever noticed that, at least in the US, those who save their money aren't considered as well-off as those who spend a lot of money?

      Good book about this is "The Millionare Next Door" which talks about the average millionare in the US who owns a blue-collar business and probably doesn't drive a new car.

    7. Re:Best way to make side money... by gotih · · Score: 1

      well, i only work to pay rent and eat. i don't waste my time earning it -- i work about 2 months a year. i've had a regular job. i spent so much money on lunch and transportation and proper clothes and other who-knows-what. back then i didn't have time to enjoy my hobbies so i would "compensate" by going to movies or indulging in my vices. by making less money i have more time for what i enjoy -- living. sometimes it's hard to make rent but (for me) it's better than a commute, a boss, or justifying to myself a life at a desk in exchange for money.

      A penny saved, is a penny earned!

      while we're spouting trite sayings, let me add "money can't buy happiness"

      --

      fear is the mind killer
    8. Re:Best way to make side money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is to invest it in stock - my stock is in the pasture, as in cows and sheep! Helps keep you sane when technology and the phone (not to mention the person on the other END of the phone) drives you mad.

    9. Re:Best way to make side money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and thus must be reported as an income to the IRS...

    10. Re:Best way to make side money... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      >justifying to myself a life at a desk in exchange for money.
      No one will ever be paid to their full potential being employed by someone else.
      >while we're spouting trite sayings, let me add "money can't buy happiness"
      No, but it can rent it.

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      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
    11. Re:Best way to make side money... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      That's what IT companies are thinking. Rather than invest in better paid and more talented IT professionals, and investing in research to bring out new and greater products, they choose instead to save their money. After all a bird in the hand is worth 2 million in the bush, right?

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      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
  98. I find other stable work by Spiked_Three · · Score: 1

    Since IT work is so stable now, I've chosen another stable field for side work. I am a steel worker. I make iron and steel machinery and parts.

    In case you didn't get it, that is sarcastic. American IT jobs are moving overseas just like steel work did. And guess what? It ain't coming back.

    I haven't found any decent programming work in over a year. I'm squeaking by on hourly hack work.

    But, on the side for real, I do steel work. Go figure. Glutton for punishment I guess.

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  99. Not sell out my body by holymoo · · Score: 0

    Not sell out my body, if thats what your thinking...

  100. Different things from our Day Jobs by ytsejam-ppc · · Score: 1

    Many of us expand our skills by taking on small contract/project work in skillsets that are outside our comfort zone. I learned PHP/MySQL this way, by taking on a php project for a modest amount of money. Over the years, I've used this method to learn .Net, Java, PHP, JavaScript and countless other technologies. We all agree that the language isn't as important as a geek who is willing to learn, so one great way to do that is with "Side Work".

    Some of my best work has been on side projects, because often you don't have the time constraints that you have in your day job and you can experiment with more high-risk/high-payout things. Side work has also been more rewarding, as well. I've done web projects for schools of family members, my home owner's association, and my mom's church. Again with volunteer side projects, you can even DICTATE what technology (or just fail to specify) you'll be using. The home owner's association wants a nice website? Sure, I'll do it for free, but it will be in Java, and hosted on XServes. Why? Because that's what I want to learn today.

    I've always enjoyed my side projects. Some of them have earned me some fantastic money. Some of them have taught me important skills and lessons. Remember that it is your time, so do something useful with it. I always pass the side projects through the 2 year old filter. "Will they take time away from my 2 year old?" For me, that is the most important question. If I can do them after his bedtime, and they are worthwhile because I'm either learning something I want to, or contributing to something I want to (or both), then I'll take it on.

  101. Invest by Iscariot_ · · Score: 1

    I invest on the side. It's relatively easy to make money with your money if you do it right. Plus it doesn't require you to sacrafice all your free time.

  102. the oldest job... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Turn tricks. Great cash; compatible hours.

  103. We Build Another Job by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

    I myself am working on a startup company that I intend to launch next year. Sure it may not make money the first year but if it can support itself then I'll be happy.

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  104. Welllllllll..... by theJerk242 · · Score: 0, Troll

    What Do People in the IT Field Do for Side Jobs?

    You could always whore yourself out to 50 fat chicks for $1000....

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    Red Bull gave me wings and I flew into the ceiling fan.
    1. Re:Welllllllll..... by theJerk242 · · Score: 1

      gigity gigity gigity gigity!

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      Red Bull gave me wings and I flew into the ceiling fan.
  105. Hunting spammers by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1
    I track down spammers, haul them into court, and take away their money.


    Is it really a job or is it a calling and public serivce?

  106. quite a variety by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

    -college radio techno DJ
    -audio production for my aunt's voiceover lesson business
    -extra pair o' hands for a technical production company

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    -mkb
  107. Writer and technical editer of computer books by kismet666 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    1-3 books per year for 150 to 300 hours total. I do it to flush out my resume and to force myself to learn things that I probably won't learn as part of my full-time gig. The extra money helps too.

    1. Re:Writer and technical editer of computer books by rsilverman · · Score: 1

      "editer"... "flush out"...

      Perhaps you should subcontract out the editing part.

    2. Re:Writer and technical editer of computer books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "subcontract out"

      Please, tell me this was done intentionally.

    3. Re:Writer and technical editer of computer books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Flush out'? Like with a toilet? (Ok, perhaps you meant 'flesh out'...)

  108. Tennis Lessons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Teach private tennis lessons on the side

  109. Free time is for Free Things! by rich3929 · · Score: 0

    Every spare minute I'm not at work I come home and administrate http://www.freegratisproducts.com/. Thanks to the wonderful community on this site I've already received over $2000 worth of free stuff.

    I think we have a really good thing going on that site. Check it out and let me know what you think.

  110. Write & teach by mrscott · · Score: 1

    In "real" life, I'm an IT Director for a small private college and love it.
    On the side:
    I haven't taught in a number of years, but I used to teach adult ed computer classes for a local community college and school district. I enjoyed it a lot.
    For the last several years, I've been writing articles for TechRepublic - up to about 250 published at last count - and I find it highly enjoyable. Being paid is a serious motivating factor to stay current with what's going on. I'm also writing a book for O'Reilly at present.
    I'm also a father (1 here, 1 on the way, and 2 nephews that live with us) and husband, so keeping going can be hard, but I like the pace.

    1. Re:Write & teach by michaelbuddy · · Score: 1

      I was wondering if I could ask you for advice on writing / teaching. I'm looking to branch out to do what I love... I'm still young, but it's time to do more.

      check my website above for my email address.. shoot me an email with yours, if you don't mind. If not, that's cool, thanks for reading anyway.

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      I am in no way affiliated with this sig.

  111. Theatre/Film/TV by neonfrog · · Score: 1

    I direct, tech/light design, and act in plays -- sometimes for money, sometimes as part of a community effort. I also have worked in various capacities in the film and TV production industries when opportunity and time allowed.

    I find that my 2nd "job" is something which uses my brain completely differently than my IT job. It also uses my whole person differently -- my social interactions, how I problem solve situations, my overview of the inherent structure (or lack thereof) involved in the performing arts world are VERY different from my tech support life. Perhaps because theatre is more my passion than computers, I find putting on a show more spritiually rewarding. And it makes my IT day-job that much more tolerable.

    So I guess I'd answer this way -- choose a 2nd job that aligns with your passions, but is different enough from your day job to keep things interesting. The benefits are obvious (I hope) and they might just outweigh the biggest drawback which is sometimes you don't make as much money as you'd like.

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    I'm thinking about it, therefore I might be.

    1. Re:Theatre/Film/TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your side job sounds interesting and fun. definitely way out there on the creative spectrum. did you start by signing up with your local community theatre? did you have prior training in theatre/film/TV.

    2. Re:Theatre/Film/TV by neonfrog · · Score: 1

      Local community theatre is definitely a way to start as they always need help. You can learn almost any aspect!

      I have no formal schooling in theatre or TV/Film, but that doesn't stop anyone from hiring you for P.A. jobs (production assistant == gopher) but those kind of jobs lead to other more interesting jobs. I went from P.A. to Asst. Location Manager in one week on a movie crew. Look for announcements about independent film crews needed.

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      I'm thinking about it, therefore I might be.

  112. make movies of course by thunderpeel · · Score: 1

    Work with Premiere, Dreamweaver, flash and photoshop to make short movies. Win prizes .. etc...

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  113. IT work! by Jeremiah+Blatz · · Score: 1

    I've built some web sites, done some software/hardware consultation, etc. Oh, and I take pictures, but that doesn't really bring in any cash.

    It can be hard to do work on the side when you're a developer, though. Many (most?) jobs work you like a slave, so you don't have much energy/brain left when you crawl home from work long after dark. If you're lucky enough to have a job that has regular hours (or unlucky enough to be laid off), freelancing can be very exciting.

  114. Banking by DamonHD · · Score: 1
    As soon as I have stopped doing any useful IT for the week I work on my banking jobs, retail and merchant!

    Rgds

    Damon

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  115. Same as my day job by DamienMcKenna · · Score: 1

    A few years back I made contact with someone who went on to start his own business, so now I do some work for him at night, around my 9-6 day job and having a family. Kinda tough at times...

    Damien

  116. Java programmer by day... by Naikrovek · · Score: 1

    web programmer by night. css, xul, javascript. anything i can do to pull in an extra buck and enrich my knowledge and experience at the same time, really.

  117. Just about anything I can. by gargonia · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I've done all kinds of stuff on the side, but some IT highlights are building and repairing computers and then selling them off (usually in the paper), web design, custom app programming, spyware/virus removal, system upgrades, computer repair, and home or office networking.

    The real sticky part is making sure your customers pay by the job... otherwise you'll end up providing indefinite support for any computer you repair, set up, work on, etc. It's amazing how some people think that once you touch a network or a machine you're bound to provide free service for it forever. I often wonder if these people pay their car mechanics once and then expect all future automobile service, maintenance, and upgrades for free.

    Whatever you do, just make sure that you let customers know that they pay you by the job or the visit. Otherwise they have to put you on salary.

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    -- Gargonia
    Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

  118. Or vice-versa? by dourk · · Score: 1

    What other non-IT folk hang around /.?

    I'm just a blue-coller guy (machinist/cnc programmer), but have been into computers since my Vic-20. And I have a sub-6 digit uid :)

    While cleaning malware off a neighbors computer and setting up his dsl/wifi stuff this weekend (skills that totally amazed him), I was asked again why I don't get a real job doing IT stuff. I had to explain that just because I know how to change my own oil, I don't want to work at JiffyLube.

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    Wake up.
  119. Side Jobs by superdan2k · · Score: 1

    Let's see...I've had three general categories of Side Jobs since I started in the IT field about five years ago:

    Bike Shop - as one of the geekiest sports out there, cycling has been a long-held fascination of mine. Have held dual-role jobs spinning wrench and doing sales work at a trio of shops.

    Outdoor Gear - worked at everyone's favorite co-op for a few months. I'd consider this an outgrowth of the cycling thing.

    Computer Retail - this is my current gig, and I enjoy it quite a bit.

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  120. AC on purpose. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my off hours, I lurk on chat rooms for a government agency.

  121. Web Development by RaisinBread · · Score: 1

    Its putting me through school. My on-campus job limits my hours and pays me next to nothing for decent quality web stuff, but other people will pay decent money for a great job. If your a good programmer/artist, go for it. I'd say that nearly a third of my income comes in the form of random websites.

    I've found that the university is a great place to do web dev stuff because almost everyone has some sort of idea or project they are working on. Do some good work, and people will refer you like crazy.

    Besides, it's great practice for work you'll likely do later on (that is, if you really like web development).

  122. Teach Online by wyseguy · · Score: 1

    My day job is for a small business school. My main side job is teaching an online class or two each semester. As long as I keep working toward my masters degree, I can pocket a little extra cash in exchange for around 15 extra hours a week. Not glamorous, but its not out wandering the countryside fixing people's computers. This way I get to be at home and still make a little extra money, so I'm not a total stranger to my daughter.

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    Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
  123. Well... by c_dog · · Score: 1

    I teach in the business programs at a local university, and occassionally take-on short-term web / sysadmin projects for small businesses in my community. Both round off the rough edges of doing mostly techie tasks in a larger environment for my "day job", and continuously broaden my perspective for working with / for others regardless of situation.

    I figure the time committment and energy required to juggle in this fashion will eventually kill me, but, hey, there are worse ways to go...

  124. Good question by RetiredMidn · · Score: 1

    I used to track my stock options, but I guess I'll have to find something that pays now...

  125. no time by ocularDeathRay · · Score: 0

    I don't have time for side jobs. I am an IT guy so I am too busy working fast food like jobs trying to keep my bills payed. The only free time I have I spend complaining about how there "are no IT jobs available" so I have no time for these so called side jobs

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  126. Side job: tutor by RM6f9 · · Score: 1

    There is a great niche between the local Sylvan store and students' equally-struggling friends - not great $$$, but it is rewarding to know that one is helping stem the growing flood of illiteracy, innumeracy, and apathy in education.

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  127. Sell pSeries on eBay by thewiz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm an AIX Systems Administrator and trained IBM pSeries hardware technician (network guru, etc) by day. At night I buy, refurbish, and resell IBM RS/6000s and pSeries machines on eBay. Having a side business is great and allows me tax advantages that, as just a W-2 wage earner, I can't get.

    My wife certainly doesn't mind the extra income; it has helped us pay off our cars and make extra payments on our house. Nice to be out of debt and have an actual savings account!

    --
    If "disco" means "I learn" in Latin, does "discothèque" mean "I learn technology"?
  128. Acting by Nycto · · Score: 1

    Actually, working IT is my side job. My IT job lets me choose my own hours, so I can get work done whenever I'm not Acting. It's kind of an odd combination, but it makes me happy.

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    --Nycto

  129. I write software by wintermute42 · · Score: 1

    I work at a National Lab in my day job. I write software "on the side". It is not a business yet, but I hope that it will become one someday. The software is targeted at a narrow application area: finance and electronic market trading (e.g., stocks).

  130. Write haiku... by dameron · · Score: 1
    DailyHaiku.com

    Also, book collecting.

    -dameron

  131. You have to ask? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Post to slashdot
    2. ?
    3. Secondary income, er, profit!

  132. side jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being a gigalo is the best sidejob. Some women just love men with a pocket protector.

  133. IT is my side job by SethJohnson · · Score: 1



    IT is what I do for money. The things I am more interested in than IT don't pay enough money to support me at the level to which I'm accustomed. I make short films and advocate for building public skateparks. If I could do those things for the same money, I'd leave IT in a minute.

    1. Re:IT is my side job by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      Amen, though the money did reach out and steal me back.
      I worked as a deckhand on the Lower Missisippi, pushing coal from St. Louis to Baton Rouge.
      Outdoors, physical, tough...I loved it.
      But I got a call from an old client, offering a lot (to me, deckhands don't make much money) to come to work for them.
      I gave it a shot, decided it was worth it, and left the river.
      I miss it every day, but I know that I've been given a chance I can't pass up.
      Besides, as long as I'm strong and willing I can get a job on a towboat.

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      Writers imply. Readers infer.
  134. It's all skills pal. by InfusionX · · Score: 1

    If you have enough skill to mow a lawn, due that on Saturdays. I paid a kid $10/cut to push a lawn mower around 500 square feet. In my spare time, I work on motorcycles, weld, fix car bodies (not bondo), repair small electronics and appliances, make tamales, everything except deal with computers. Your side jobs will be limited entirely by your skill. If all you can do is use a computer, then your kind of screwed unless you can do some web sites, small networks, custom programming or pc repairs. Your side jobs will also be controlled by "conflict of interest" with whats go on for work. If you build web sites for a living and build one outside of work, then that would be just cause for terminating you if your employer finds out. InfusionX

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  135. Who has the time??? by DanteBlack · · Score: 1

    As the senior web developer (not exactly IT I know) I don't really have time. There is a reasonable expectation of being "on-call". I can scarce imagine an IT professional that's not on-call to deal with the problems that /will/ happen.

    It's nice to have something to do on the side but I think "side job" is a bit too strong. Hobby is more likely. I personaly find that I hardly have time to clean my garage to make room for my pool table. Occationaly I work on a personal development project but again, hobby.

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  136. Teach by crushinghellhammer · · Score: 1

    I occasionally teach school and Under Grad kids math and the sciences.

    It's fun, and if you charge a reasonable rate, about $15-$20 an hour, parents would much rather have you teach their kid than send them to Sylvan where it costs upwards of $40 an hour.

  137. A couple of suggestions by konstantinlevin · · Score: 1

    First of all, I'd try to get a side job that didn't involve staring at a computer screen for another 6 hours after I got home. Prevent the eye twitch! I mean, dear GOD make it stop! So if it were me, I'd get a job outside. Day labor, landscaping, pool cleaning etc. If you're not into fresh air, maybe try developing some halfway decent Linux games. Tuxracer gets old.

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  138. Would you... by nitz7978 · · Score: 0

    ...like fries with that?

  139. Translations by merikari · · Score: 1

    I'm a humanities geek - I do translations Finnish-English-Finnish. For example, I've translated for a journal of military medicine and done brochures for the chemical industry.

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    My other SIG is a Sauer.
  140. Free Software by GrouchoMarx · · Score: 3, Informative

    That's how a lot of Free Software gets written. Go home, code up something useful, stick it on SourceForge, put it on your resume. You get a line on your resume, the world gets (hopefully) good code. Or help out on some existing project as a bug fixer, documentation person, fringe features (or mainline features if you're that good), etc.

    Just because you don't get an immediate paycheck for it doesn't mean it's not worthwhile.

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    --GrouchoMarx
    Card-carrying member of the EFF, FSF, and ACLU. Are you?

  141. IT Field == /dev/null by 1600+penn+ave · · Score: 1

    My IT job got outcourced to some third world country......( India, Romania, Yugoslavia )not sure which. So now I drive a Milk Truck...... hey, it pays the bills.

  142. my side jobs by Squeezer · · Score: 1

    I have 3 side jobs.

    1) I repair my familys/friends computers. I don't usually charge, and when I do, I usually don't ask for money. Cookies will do.

    2) Auto Mechanic. I'll do just about anything they ask, because mechanic shops fucking rip you off. A rebuild alternator at autozone is $50 and an hour of my time. Try $300 at a shop. outrageous! I know the mechanic has a wife and kids to feed, but come on, that is just rediculous. I also will do their shocks, belts, oil changes, air filter, etc. I won't swap out a transmission or anything like that, but if its something I can do in a few hours, sure no problem.

    3) i used to deliver pizza. I quit recently though. Its not as glamourous as it seems. donino's is minimum wage plus $1 for gas per delivery. And most people don't tip, so its hard to make that much money. Plus when you aren't making deliveries, you are ringing up orders, making pizzas, fokding boxes, taking pizza out of the oven, dealing with an asshole manager, etc.

    got any questions, just ask me.

    --
    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
    1. Re:my side jobs by hyperstation · · Score: 1

      2) Auto Mechanic. I'll do just about anything they ask, because mechanic shops fucking rip you off. A rebuild alternator at autozone is $50 and an hour of my time. Try $300 at a shop. outrageous! I know the mechanic has a wife and kids to feed, but come on, that is just rediculous. I also will do their shocks, belts, oil changes, air filter, etc. I won't swap out a transmission or anything like that, but if its something I can do in a few hours, sure no problem.

      a rebuilt alternator at a shop might cost 200 (that's high), and work for a long time. autozone/advance's "rebuilds" are for shit, and in the long run you may be hurting more than helping.

      just my 2c, keep up the good work :)

    2. Re:my side jobs by lashi · · Score: 1
      >a rebuilt alternator at a shop might cost 200 (that's high), and work for a long time. autozone/advance's "rebuilds" are for shit, and in the long run you may be hurting more than helping.

      You will hardly find a shop that would do their own rebuilding. More often than not, they just get the cheapest thing from somewhere else similar to Autozone and slap it in. You can get better quality stuff yourself if you do a bit research.

      I have had better luck with work by friends or shady tree mechanics than dealerships.

    3. Re:my side jobs by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      i used to deliver pizza.
      ...
      got any questions, just ask me.
      Did you need special (i.e. expensive) car insurance for that?
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    4. Re:my side jobs by Squeezer · · Score: 1

      I think car insurance companies offer special insurance to people that use their car for work purposes. but domino's didn't ask or tell me anything about that. all domino's cared about was that I had atleast the minimum amount of insurance required by law on my car. I just show them my insurance card, manager signed off the form. if I got in a wreck while delivering, I dunno. But I was delivering in a very ragged out 1988 ford ranger. so I didn't really care that much, as long as I didn't hit anybody else. and if I did get in a wreck, i just wouldn't tell the ins. co that I was using it to deliver pizza.

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      Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
  143. Re:I like to suck dick for dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or better yet, rape dollars.

  144. Assorted miscellanious stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Contract data recovery work and (also contracted) rennovation of some otherwise antiquated code (for controlling a highly specialized piece of hardware) are both items I've done as side jobs during the last few years.

    Before that, quite a lot more... but then, I was telecommuting, so I had a lot of flexibility to get my primary job's work done after regular business hours.

  145. Are you stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your in IT.

    hmmm, what to do for side job.

    IT you moron. I Work full time and run a small business on the side. I usually make more money from my part time side work, but my job keeps me with access to lots of IT goodness, which stops me from leaving. It's not that hard to work out.

    Daniel

  146. Extra income jobs for IT professionals by mknewman · · Score: 1

    I ran a small ISP for 10 years, finally driven out of business by Southwestern Bell and it's deceptive and monopolistic practices related to DSL and ISPs in general. We even won a settlement from them when we started a class action Monopolistic Trade Practices suit, but it wasn't enough to keep us going very much longer. This business never did make me much money but I had the best Internet connection in town :) I still have fibre to SWB's CO in my study. Make a great house for someone into Web Cams :) I also have done some consulting for local colleges and large businesses, mainly when someone there knows I have the skills to get something working quickly.

  147. One word: by Kissing+Crimson · · Score: 4, Funny


    embezzlement

    (in case my boss is watching, I'm j/k)
    (if he's not, contact me for more info.)

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    What's that smell? Ah, that's my karma burning...
  148. Same thing I do for my regular job by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

    Overtime - I make 1.5 times as much as I do at my regular job. I work 12 hr days. If I cover a shift, it pays the same as working 18 hrs at my normal pay.

    1. Re:Same thing I do for my regular job by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      If you're doing this constantly, I'll be the 1st to say your employers are either as dumb as rocks, or you're a very special case.

      Jaysyn

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
    2. Re:Same thing I do for my regular job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, he's probably in a tech/mech field that doesn't think it has its labor by the short and curlies. Once upon a time all jobs were like that, even salaried, even IT. Some companies still engage in that mythic "overtime" ritual, usually older ones or large ones with unions. It's a shame that it's become so rare that most workers under a certain age think it's some kinda joke.

    3. Re:Same thing I do for my regular job by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      I wasn't really getting at that, hell, I, along with the rest of the drafters I work with have put in 50-60 hrs a week the past 2 months to keep production up, but that was planned & payed for in the contract. It's nice to have a lot of OT before X-mas. I just can't see how upper management would let this guy burn that much OT before they either a.) put him on salary b.) hire an assistant / another employee. Like I said he may be a special case. BTW my company is neither huge nor union & if you can use Microstation in a production environment & live in North FL (or are willing to relocate) we'll probably have a job for you real soon.

      Jaysyn

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
    4. Re:Same thing I do for my regular job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YOU'RE a very special case, aren't you, GAYSYN?

    5. Re:Same thing I do for my regular job by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      I guess your dumbass must have lost another job cause you're back here bothering me. Yes, I know who you are & yes I'm going to beat you into a pulp if I see you around Jax.

      Jaysyn

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
  149. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by BoomerSooner · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe you shouldn't be in the IT industry then. When you have a passion for something you tend to enjoy doing it when ever the opportunity is available. I cannot imagine an artist saying I cannot wait to quit painting or drawing...

    Just my 2 cents.

  150. Consider Professional Writing by Izaak · · Score: 1

    If you have any skill with the written word, try picking up a technical writing contract. It is unlikely you will land a full book deal on your first time out, but contributing writer jobs are obtainable with a little persistance. The nice thing about writing is that you set your own work schedule and work from home... it is the ultimate telecommuting job. As long as you don't agree to any overly aggressive deadlines, it works out really well as a 'side job'.

    Cheers,

    1. Re:Consider Professional Writing by GeneralTao · · Score: 1


      How does one go about finding such contracts?

      --
      --- Tao
    2. Re:Consider Professional Writing by voodoo1man · · Score: 1
      How does one go about finding such contracts?
      Write some articles for OSopinion.com or other sites that post in article format (same idea as a long message board post, but now it's an actual article you can show as a writing sample). If you're in school, definitely write for the school newspaper (if your school has a CS club with it's own newspaper, even better!). The easiest way to break into a commercial contract is to write a freebie for an on-line publication (print magazines are much harder to get into), and ask them to run it. If they like it, negotiate a contract. That's how I did it, but this was when the the dot com bomb had just exploded and not many people had felt the shock wave yet, so things may have changed a bit now. You won't get paid very much, but you usually have a reasonable choice on what you want to write on. I stopped because I didn't like to do technical writing on a deadline (strange, but when it comes to anything else, that's the only way I can write). Once you're professionaly published and have a good portfolio of works, you can try to break into larger technical writing contracts for documentation, books, etc., but there's a lot of competition there (I've never tried it, so it may not actually be that tough). Always, always remember though, that you have no business writing on subjects you don't know - it's called technical writing for a reason. Some people (and most journalists, and a surprisingly large number of computer book writers - Sams seems to publish any garbage they come across) manage to hack it, but if you really want to do this seriously, always know exactly what you're writing about.
      --

      In the great CONS chain of life, you can either be the CAR or be in the CDR.

    3. Re:Consider Professional Writing by GeneralTao · · Score: 1


      Thanks for taking the time to respond.

      Peace

      --
      --- Tao
  151. where i work on the side, by garfunkalow · · Score: 0

    yes, i work on the side for... WAL-MART

    i know.. how can i do such a dasterdly(sp) thing but... i get great stock deals, full benefits, and ... hmm... dunno anything else.. oh well.

    --
    Check it out, it works http://www.
  152. Musicians??? by nadirfend · · Score: 1

    I was under the impression that over 1/2 of the IT workers in America were musically inclined....! - Having been a musician since age 11, and 'tinkering' with computers since the first Apple II computers, I found myself sucked into a "real" corporate job much later in life (family needs, monetary rewards, etc.), but never gave up the music performing/recording gigs while in the corporate vortex. - In fact, I recently left my well-paying corporate IT job (because of the drain of having to maintain a relationship with a poor excuse of an upper manager) and have been blissfully re-connecting with my musician self. - Perhaps I will get some IT side-work (as long as it doesn't involve working on those silly MS-OS-Intel machines!) Rock on!

    1. Re:Musicians??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hehe, here is another.. professional flute player playing gigs at night while sysadmin'ing it during the day. I had to make more money to support wife & kids. I started by helping home users with their macs, then ended up getting interested in unix/linux/etc. My computer hobby turned to profession. --Lars

    2. Re:Musicians??? by NonAnonymousCoward78 · · Score: 1

      I've played the piano my whole life and work as an IT assistant during the day. I've been meaning to brush up on my keyboarding skills, start a blues/funk band, and play a few gigs for a little money on the side.

      --
      --- My dog ate my sig.
  153. what i do by cshah+1 · · Score: 1

    I just ponder my useless existence.

    --
    KARMA POLICE ARREST THIS MAN HE TALKS IN MATHS- radiohead
  154. One word: by Slak · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Gigolo ;)

  155. mountain bikes! by rapiddescent · · Score: 1
    I sell spring kits and hydraulic disk brakes for Proflex and K2 mountain bikes. Been designing aftermarket parts for these lovely (and extremely nerdy in a cool way) machines for 8 years now.

    Its amazing that a full suspension carbon mountain bike with 4 pot hydraulic disk brakes is just a little more sexy than my work where I have 100 HP Proliant DL380's running Linux. ;-)

    Slashdotters who are not into MTB's should have a look at the K2 Bike's that used to come with cpu enabled dampers. The processor would calculate the spring hit rate as the shock compressed over a bum and then using a piezo actuator inside the damper in the shock, control the damping oil flow in the rebound action of the shock. very very cool stuff.

  156. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by damiangerous · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why is this insightful? I doubt the last thing a plumber wants to do when he gets home is unclog his sister's toilet, nor does the mechanic want to talk to his neighbor about that tapping sound his car started making. People generally take side jobs because they need the money. I don't really want to clean megs of spyware off a family members' computer, but if they want to slip me some cash I'll be right over.

  157. CTRL-F by John_Booty · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Panhandle" not found

    What the hell?

    --

    OtakuBooty.com: Smart, funny, sexy nerds.
  158. IT *was* my sidejob -- and provided a fallback by stanwirth · · Score: 1

    I was educated as a engineering physicist, and put myself through engineering school programming (Pascal on micros, in the 70's), having picked it up in high school.

    Needless to say that I did both my Masters and Phd thesis in computational physics, staying as far away from FORTRAN as possible (touching it only with mixed-language programming, and then only through C, M4, sh and, after it was invented, C++) and doing as much of my own unix systems administration as necessary -- and taking two years beteween my MSc and PhD to work just as a sysadmin.

    After my 5th postdoc -- underpaid, overworked: so some f-ing faculty member can steal your best work and then say "oh to keep your job you have to write ANOTHER proposal (while I publish the work that came out of your last proposal heh heh heh)" -- I figured out that programming in the so-called real world paid twice the money for half the hours and about a quarter of the intellectual energy expended: and for which I was GROSSLY overqualified.

    One small fly in the ointment: as a female, no matter WHAT was on my CV, people just assumed that I was somebody's glorified secretary that figured out how to write SQL queries from Access or some pathetic shit like that, and should be ordered around by guys with half my technical background. What a hoot! Dot-com himbos, I call them. Billerica Blow-Dries. Buncha Lightweight Blowhards if you ask me. Had to ditch a few of those "real world" jobs before finding one where I'm employed to do what I'd already spent 20 years already doing. Duhhhhh....WRITING CODE? D'ya THINK?

    1. Re:IT *was* my sidejob -- and provided a fallback by 0racle · · Score: 1

      I believe the correct term is 'Mimbo.'

      Duhhhhh....WRITING CODE? D'ya THINK?
      You sure your not just a secretary who learned some SQL?
      Sorry.

      --
      "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
  159. Not if I can help it by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I try pretty hard not to do much in the way of solving friends' and relatives' computer problems. I'll listen politely to a short complaint, and 90% of the time recommend getting away from IE and/or Outlook, and/or getting Spybot and an AV program. Of the rest, I normally point them elsewhere, or just remind them that I am not really a Windows person. My brother takes care of my mom (he is a Windows jock, and lives a lot closer) or I'd help her out. Everyone else is self-sufficient, or goes elsewhere. I do try to help out at church on occasion, but it's such a horrid hodegpodge of randomly-hacked and duct taped Windows and Mac systems that usually I'm no help. If they ever switch to *nix, though... 8^)

    I do have a couple of friends I trade services or things with. But generally even if I ask a friend such as a plumber to come work on something, I'd rather just pay him, and him have the option of saying, "Nah, just call the office, I wanna go see my family at night." I hate presuming on friendship.

    BUT... I repair and build vacuum tube guitar amps on the side. I haven't actually made money in any given year, yet, but I'm close. Cranking out power chords and such at full volume can be very cathartic, too!

    1. Re:Not if I can help it by M-G · · Score: 1

      I do have a couple of friends I trade services or things with.

      Yup, that's pretty much the way I do it too. I fix a few things for a florist, and I end up getting free flowers when I want to send some to the wife.

      I help out a mechanic friend, and I get to make use of the lifts at his shop.

    2. Re:Not if I can help it by budgenator · · Score: 1

      wish i still had those 4cx350 and 4cx1000's

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
  160. Teaching by eric76 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've taught math and computer science part time at two different universities.

    1. Re:Teaching by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I know a guy who is a handyman and massage therapist by trade (his business card says "I Bring You Hands"), but on the side he teaches Dungeons & Dragons at a local university.

      Side note: the D&D class often attracts "problem students" of jr.high age. They soon discover that to do well at D&D, they need to learn history, math (specifically statistics), and assorted other stuff they've been resisting in regular school. Some have gone from near-dropouts to A and B grades (with a concomitantly improve attitude), motivated by their desire to do well at D&D.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    2. Re:Teaching by NardofDoom · · Score: 1

      I'd like to get into teaching a 100-level IT class at my alma mater's branch campus. Do I need to get a master's to do that, or is a Bachelors in the subject I'll be teaching and some work experience enough?

      --
      You have two hands and one brain, so always code twice as much as you think!
    3. Re:Teaching by eric76 · · Score: 1

      I think that most American colleges require a minimum of a Master's and at least 18 graduate hours in the subject area being taught.

      I have seen some who didn't come close to meeting those requirements at small colleges. I knew one woman who had an accounting degree teaching their most advanced computer science courses. Since she knew absolutely nothing about what she was teaching, she got ahold of some kind of self paced computer learning modules and just had the students do those. And she refused to answer questions.

      I knew another woman who reportedly taught math and statistics and later computer science sitting on the top of a desk. I have never figured out how you can teach math merely by talking about it without ever writing on the blackboard.

      If one of their students applied for a job here, I'd give them an independent practical exam before hiring them.

      Both of them were grandfathered in when the rules changed.

      With idiots like them teaching classes, requiring a Master's and at least 18 graduate hours makes enormous sense.

    4. Re:Teaching by NardofDoom · · Score: 1
      With idiots like them teaching classes, requiring a Master's and at least 18 graduate hours makes enormous sense.

      I've had idiot profs, that's why I want to teach: one less idiot for people to deal with. Seeing someone do a job very poorly makes you want to take it from them.

      --
      You have two hands and one brain, so always code twice as much as you think!
    5. Re:Teaching by eric76 · · Score: 1

      You have that right.

      At the time I knew those two women, I only had 14 graduate hours of computer science and so I could only teach math.

      It really ate me up that I knew far more about computer science than they even dreamed of, but they could teach it since they were grandfathered in in spite of no graduate coursework (and precious little undergraduate coursework) in the field and I couldn't teach it because I only had fourteen graduate hours from a much higher ranked university than either of them.

      That prompted me to go back for a doctorate in computer science. I have all the coursework I need (and then some), just have to do the research.

  161. Contribute to an Open Source project or two by mi · · Score: 1

    Does not pay? Sometimes it does, actually. Like when it helps you get a better job, or a better pay...

    --
    In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
  162. IT proffesional/ Pizza guy by prodigal_phreak · · Score: 1

    i am currently 23 yrs old, i have been a IT admin for a data imaging lab for about 4 years, and i was previously IS admin for an oil equipment company for about 3 years. Through that entire time i have also been a cook at a local pizza shop :). fun fun, making pizzas has always helped me get rid of stress, and boy do i need that :). stupid sony laserdisc jukebox ..

    1. Re:IT proffesional/ Pizza guy by CoolMoDee · · Score: 1

      Pizza guys can make quite a bit of money. At this dominos close to me all of the drivers take in atleast 500 bucks a week. Not bad for carting pizza around town.

      --
      Jisho - A Japanese English German Russian French Dictionary for the rest of us.
  163. Physical labor by DogDude · · Score: 1

    Unless you like the fat, pasty look, I'd recommend a physical job, such as a warehouse job. Not only do you get exercise, but you get to NOT use your brain for a while. It's very refreshing and rewarding. I knew a Oracle DBA once who was a "thrower" or a baggage handler at a local airport. He loved it. A job like that provides a nice balance, while at the same time, eliminates the need for paying a gym out the nose.

    --
    I don't respond to AC's.
  164. Security, Sound, More Programming, and a teacher by DaveOke · · Score: 1

    On the side I maintain pretty much all the Subway restaurants in the town where I live. That and many smaller businesses: - IT Expertise and support for SubShop2000 (*shudders*) - Video Surviellance Installations - Alarm System Installations - Sound system installations. Then I also teach piano on the weekends to little kids which requires a tonne of patience!!! I also do web page development (which gets backburnered alot because of my lack of love for it), have a full time job and a girlfriend. Did I mention I have no life ;-)

  165. Teach and study by That_Dan_Guy · · Score: 0

    Teaching is one of the most amazing ways to stay current on technology. The need to prep for class and lookup answers to students questions is only one aspect of it. Many students come with a lot of experience of their own in fields I know nothing about. I can ask them questions and get answers.

    Teaching at a Junior College pays decently per hour if you are part time and have a 2 unit class that meets 8 or 9 hours a week.

    If I amnot teaching, then I am studying. Next semester I only have one 2 unit class to teach. So I'll take a 3.5 unit Cisco Security class in the Cisco Academy series (We're a regional traing center). It won't get me a full CCSP like the other classes got me CCNA and CCNP, but it does cover Router Fiewalls, some VPN, PIX, and hardening routers. Plus it allows me to review all the CCNP stuff I've forgotten (I'm actually the MCSE instructor at this JC).

    Oh and the TOYS! We have 2 7000 series router, 50 2500/2600/1700 routers, maybe 30+ various 2900 3550, 4006, and 6000 series Chasis switches to play with!

    Maybe someday I'll have enough Cisco knowledge people will stop offering me nightmare Microsoft jobs and start offering me more interesting Cisco jobs. Until then my knowledge of the hardware infrastructure has kept offers coming in and my pay incrreasing 25% at a time from job to job for the last few years.

    PS, you can learn more about a subject by teaching it than by studenting it :)

  166. Don't most IT'ers make enough to not have side job by cjmnews · · Score: 1

    Maybe I am not the greedy type, but I make enough with my day job to avoid having a side job for extra cash. I don't have cutting edge stuff, but I don't limp along with 10 year old technology either. Most of my friends are in the same situation.

    Now I do work on other people's PC's from time to time for free. Spyware removal, Hard Drive recovery, system rebuilds, wireless networks, whatever they need. I rarely get paid for it. The only time I got "paid" for it was in teh form of a Starbucks gift card. That was cool, but I don't expect to be paid for what I do.

    Besides I have enough to do around the house (shelves to build, sink to install, rooms to paint, curtains to hang) to keep me busy enough to prevent looking for side jobs. :)

    If I were to start a side job, I'd go into audio/video hook ups, VCR programming, remote control programming, etc. No pesky viruses to mess up your hard work.

    --
    You can lose something that is loose, so tighten the loose item so you don't lose it.
  167. EMT work... by JonToycrafter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've worked as a per-diem EMT, although it's mostly a volunteer endeavor for me. I also know a handful of other EMT/IT folks. The (probably false) story I've heard is that in the 80's and before, a lot of the IT folks were working in industries where you needed a security clearance (defense, aerospace), and they needed to have their own internal EMS teams as a consequence.

  168. Sports!! by ZeLonewolf · · Score: 1

    I referee youth and high school soccer matches on the side. It's easy to get into, runs on the weekend generally, pays pretty well and as a super added bonus, you get plenty of excercise. Perfect for those that spend long hours behind a desk...

    --
    "If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards."
  169. My side job by jcgf · · Score: 1
    Some spare cash is always nic so I took up growing marijuana. It's great, nothing to do with computers, is lucrative, and has fairly low startup costs. Just don't make the mistake that you need all the fancy lights and hydro stuff right away. Remember weed is a weed and will grow almost anywhere.

    Jared.

  170. No open source by levell · · Score: 1

    I'm really surprised not to see someone mention open source. I guess most of it isn't paid but bounties or small contracts exist. I guess there aren't very many of them (yet?)

    --
    Struggling to find a day everyone can make? WhenShallWe.com
  171. ipod hunting! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well of course, we chase after those lucrative free ipod deals!

    (that, and on-call tech support)

  172. Every guy should reply with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pimpin'

  173. luthier by dummy_variable · · Score: 1

    i used to have a side job of repairing musical instruments. i've always figured i'd wind up back doing that at some point, as it was extremely low-stress, i was producing something tangible, and the customers generally had a good idea of what they wanted. none of which is true in my current position (the stress could be debated somewhat, but i never gave up a weekend while fixing instruments).

    what has been interesting to me is the mental processes that carry over between the two jobs.

    i.e. as far as i have X tools and i need to get Y done with them, and also the process of making jigs and such and how that relates to writing small functions and scripts to get some procedure done.

    i still mostly think like a repairman, though.

  174. And on this point... by spoco2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, yeah, has been happening well before I was even employed in the field, it was just assumed (Oh, he'll fix that).

    So, I have an Aunt in another state, and she wanted to upgrade her computer (she's online and likes to look at the pictures of our bub up there, email us etc.)... so what did we do? I chose a computer for her, have bought it over here... am in the process of setting it all up AND I'm doing some video tutorials about how it all works so I get minimum heartache. Then we'll send it over to her.

    Also... I'm installing VNC on it, so I will be able to remote access it (she's on ADSL, so reasonable bandwidth there) and fix any niggly issues from here without the painful...

    Me: "OK, what's on your screen now?"
    Them: "Some box thingy with a message in it"
    Me: "Uh huh... ok, so what does the message say?"
    Them: "The Program XXX has um... encountered an error and er... will now shut down... um... error code 1...433X....3 um, dash, Seg-men-ta-tion fault at..."
    Me: "OK, OK, I've got it..."

    Etc. etc.

    I just hope it's going to work that's all :D

    1. Re:And on this point... by mesach · · Score: 4, Funny

      You have obviously NEVER done tech support.

      Me:Ok whats on the screen.
      Them: Some box thing.
      Me: ok what does the message say in the box.
      Them: I dont know.
      Me: Can you read it to me?
      Them: It says something about windows.
      Me: OK what does it say about windows.
      Them: Something about Internet being Shut down.
      Me: Were you on the internet when the problem happened?
      Them: (defensive) NO!
      Me: Was anything changed since it worked last?
      Them: NO! CAN YOU COME OVER HERE AND LOOK AT IT?
      Me: I'll be right over

      So I go over because they have messed up VNC somehow and I cannot connect to the computer, and the error is something to the effect of

      Your document has been sent to the printer

      |OK|

      Or my personal favorite, is when some issue happens and we get a bunch of calls about it, so we send out a net message asking everyone to please not call about the issue we already are working on it... Invariably 5-10 people will call immediately either stating that they have an error on thier computer what do they do, or they ask about the message and what do we want them to do about it.

      READ IT DAMNIT. ITS IN ENGLISH, YOU MORON!

      --
      moo.
    2. Re:And on this point... by spoco2 · · Score: 1

      Oh, I've done tech support... I have been the highest level tech support for the 2nd largest ISP in Australia... so yeah, I've had it all... I have just found that in general when there's some error message they will invariably read out every damn thing that's in the error box...

      I have many fun stories, but I'll keep them to myself. :P

    3. Re:And on this point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
      READ IT DAMNIT. ITS IN ENGLISH, YOU MORON!

      No hablo ingles...guey.
      xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      Do not remove the extra lines. They are there for compatability. Stupid lameness filters :-)

    4. Re:And on this point... by dustman · · Score: 1

      One time, I got a tech support call from a female friend. What's funny is that you would not call her stupid by any means... But, she is absolutely clueless about computers, it's amazing...

      In this situation, she calls me up on the phone, and says that her AOL isn't working now, when she brings it up the "page goes right off the bottom of the screen, and I can't see what's there"...

      Although it seems way too obvious, I ask her about moving the window, clicking and dragging in the title bar ("that blue band across the top"), etc... She says that's not it...

      Well, it was. I drove over to her place (only a few minutes from mine, so not that bad), came in, and moved the window for her.

    5. Re:And on this point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then you fucked her, right?

    6. Re:And on this point... by PhraudulentOne · · Score: 1

      Man, I totally hear you. I work for an ISP and if there is a new virus in the "wild," I will email our customers explaining exactly what the virus is, links to virus updates, free scanners, news articles about the virus, how to clean your system etc. The subject will be something like "Important Information about new Virus, Please READ!," it's from my support email address (which every customer has emailed several times ;)). The first paragraph is in bold and says something like "PLEASE READ THIS ENTIRE EMAIL AS IT CONTAINS IMPORTANT ISSUES THAT DIRECTLY AFFECT *company* CUSTOMERS. READ THE ENTIRE EMAIL FOR INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO BE PROTECTED FROM THIS NEW VIRUS. ALL INFORMATION YOU NEED WILL BE PROVIDED IN THIS EMAIL. PLEASE DO NOT PHONE THE SUPPORT OFFICE WITH QUESTIONS THAT ARE DIRECTLY ANSWERED IN THIS EMAIL AS IT WILL TAKE LONGER FOR YOU TO GET SUPPORT IF EVERYONE IS CALLING IN WITH THESE QUESTIONS. The next day I will get 300 phone calls/emails similar to this:

      Customer:
      Last night we got an email from you, it says it's important and that its about a new virus. I didn't want to click on the email though because I thought it would infect my machine or something. Can you just tell me about it?

      Me: The email contains all the information you need about the new virus.

      Customer: Which new virus?

      Me: The one in the email.

      Customer: Can you just tell me about it? Where should I go to get my updates?

      Me: Just do your updates like normal, all the information is IN THE EMAIL!

      Customer: I don't do updates, how do I do them?

      Me: Just load up your virus scanner and do your updates... PLEASE READ THE EMAIL!

      Customer: Virus scanner?

      Me: *crying*

      Mind you, I get to type this all out in emails over and over again as people will just keep emailing me back more questions instead of openening the original mail with all the information they need. I don't know why they have no problems opening my return emails, but they won't open my IMPORTANT VIRUS NOTICE. Grrr.

      --
      You create your own reality - Leave mine to me.
    7. Re:And on this point... by dsiban · · Score: 1

      You're the only one to mention VNC that I've seen. But VNC solved the one family tech support problem that I had. I've noticed at work I really only get two responses from taking over users desktops. Most think it's really cool that we can do that. A small number of users find it really disturbing that I can do things on their PC from hundreds of miles away. They always sound kind of scared. Almost like it's haunted or something! Well my brother was constantly calling me about minor problems with his PC and seemed to have no interest in solving them as long as he could call me. He called one night with a problem I just couldn't seem to solve. So I had him setup VNC (he's on cable). I took over his desktop and eventually fixed the problem, but the whole time I was working his voice was kinda strange and he seemed really nervous that this was happening. Ever since that time, when I took over his desktop, he's been very interested in learning how to fix his own PC. He's updated his anti-virus program, and will run Ad-aware occasionally, reboots his cable modem when it starts running slow, etc. And when problems are more difficult he makes me repeat instructions until he can do it himself. I no longer dread his calls for support because I know he's going to pay attention and I know they're real problems! But somehow the very mention of VNC still makes him nervous. And before you go thinking he has something to hide on his PC, when I'm visiting, he still wants me to sit down at his PC and "get his computer to go faster." Go figure. It's an interesting world.

  175. I'm a web designer and I make websites! (duh) by gphinch · · Score: 1

    I've just started my career as a professional web designer out of college (grad in 2003), and my day job is working at a web design firm in a fairly bottom-level design position. In my spare time, I do complete websites for friends, family, anyone who will pay me even a little. It's helping build my portfolio and making me better at my real job. I've already talked to my boss about conflicts, and he said as long as I don't work on my side projects at work, there's no problem. My side projects pay around $500-$1000 typically, where as sites we do at the office are typically much higher than that, so I'm not really stealing work. It does drive me a little nuts once in a while constantly thinking about the web, but for the most part I'm enjoying it.

    --
    in bed.
  176. My side jobs by ColoradoSkier · · Score: 1

    - Volunteer coach a youth football team in the fall - Volunteer coach a youth baseball team in the spring - Maintain websites for the above two organizations - Build websites for small businesses

  177. Start a business by twigles · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most small businesses I have seen were started by some guy who had a 40 hour/week job and then was an entrepenuer by night. Everyone has to work a "day job" to pay bills, but what you do in your free time defines you and your lifestyle as well.

    Personally I play some games, work out (Ju-Jitsu, weights, used to do Kenpo, ride a bike), read about non-tech stuff. None of this will bring in money unless I semi-retire and teach martial arts, which is something I am actually pencilling in for 5-10 years from now. This makes me a worse admin/engineer/whatever, but it makes me a better person overall I believe. Certainly more sane and pleasant, not to mention thin.

    So what are your goals and priorities? Most money possible? In that case you should spend your free time getting business-savvy since there is no salary limit on salesmen or business owners. Prefer a balanced life? In that case don't work 80 hours a week, go find a non-tech hobby and sacrifice the extra cash.

    1. Re:Start a business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ju-Jitsu, weights,

      Brazillian JJ? If so does your throat ever get used to being choked in every class?

    2. Re:Start a business by twigles · · Score: 1

      yes and yes. armbars, chokes, neckcranks, you get used to them all, although sometimes they hurt for awhile.

  178. After hours pager duty precludes second job by realdpk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unfortunately, being on pager duty prevents me from having a second job, unless it was an online job. Finding those has proven highly difficult. I'd sure dig the extra $$ if I could find a way though.

  179. personal trainer by solosaint · · Score: 1

    Im a personal trainer on the side, and boy do you not find those two fields collide often!

  180. Work to support your hobby by cvd6262 · · Score: 1

    When I worked at REI, one of our best employees was a 40-something 6-figure programmer from one of the tech firms in San Jose. He worked two nights a week and Saturdays to support his canoeing habit.

    Of course, at REI we got 30% off, and awsome prodeals.

    --

    I'd rather have someone respond than be modded up.

  181. Book reviews by Westley · · Score: 1

    I've reviewed various computing books (most before publications, a few afterwards) for publishers. This can be anything from "Should this idea be taken forward and turned into an actual book?" to "Please read this fairly advanced copy and report technical errors."

    Sometimes it's actually paid, other times I just get a free copy of the final book (or another book by the same publisher if the book in question doesn't end up being published).

    It's not great money, but it's interesting work, and an outlet for my pedantry.

  182. Hired Phone Thug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Instead of using my copious social engineering skills to usurp competitors VPN settings and mail server settings, I hire out my phone goon services to friends who need help:
    • Getting the cable/phone/catalog services they really wanted in the first place and paid for
    • Refusing to pay for cable/phone/catalog services they never received
    • Reducing the amount they have to pay for cable/phone/catalog services they foolishly signed up for without reading the fine print
    Yes, for a small nominal fee, I am willing to spend time on the phone cajoling/pleading/browbeating the service rep(s) employed by the company of your choice into giving you what you wanted in the first place. I've secured myself and friends months of free cable/internet service. I've received free cable/dsl modems. I've wragled new transmissions out of warranty departments. I've gotten free pizzas. All for fun and profit. My credo, "If they won't pay for it in cash or product, they'll pay for it in phone time".
  183. Open Source? by levell · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised not to see people mention open source. Most of it isn't paid but bounties or small contracts exist. I guess there aren't very many of them (yet?)

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    Struggling to find a day everyone can make? WhenShallWe.com
  184. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Wansu · · Score: 4, Insightful


    I don't really want to clean megs of spyware off a family members' computer, but if they want to slip me some cash I'll be right over.

    Trouble is, many family members do not want to pay you to clean megs of spyware off their computer and straighten out lord knows what goofy symptoms it has. They want you to do it for free.

    --
    Wansu, th' chinese sailor
  185. You have time for side jobs? by hlygrail · · Score: 1

    Seriously, if you're really IN Information Technology, and you don't suck at it... you don't really have time for a second job.

    There's too much information to manage/learn/protect/recover/share/compile/report on/administer/etc....

    (In deference to the truth, I was once *in* IT full-bore [1995-2003], and didn't have the bandwidth for a decent meal, much less a second job. Now that I'm only in a tertiary tech-support role in IT (with somewhat lower pay), I have several offline clients for whom I provide various architecture, administration, security, recovery and installation consulting services.

    The trick, IMO, is to get good enough at being BURIED by a real IT job that, once you're not buried by it anymore, you can more easily branch out into working for yourself at the same time. The side cash is nice, and (again, if you don't suck), most customers will quickly pony up to my $115/hour rate for higher-level architecture/design work, not to mention my standard $75/hour troubleshooting/installation rate because they know they're getting at least that much value from the payments. Do that a few times a week, and you have instant play money for building up your *own* company!!)

    1. Re:You have time for side jobs? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Shoot, I thought the trick in IT was to get so good at it that you can do the same work as an average guy in one hour, and then spend the rest of the day reading /.
      I mean, what's the point in going full throttle for 8 hours? Is HR going to pay you 8 times as much for doing 8 times the work? No.

      --
      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
  186. Write and play music for a few bucks by rez_rat · · Score: 1

    Write a song or two a month, throw in the cover tunes, haul the Powerbook and a guitar down to the local coffee shop, play a few songs with the guitar case open, and viola! A few extra bucks that you can use to buy a six pack of beer to take home to do it all over again!

    Self perpetuating, and always fun!

    What more could you ask for in a side job??? Seriously?

  187. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by SCHecklerX · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Having a passion for something, and wanting to work on other people's broken shit is hardly the same thing. It's about moderation. All of the computer stuff I do at home is for myself, or for my cycling team (no charge). For example, setting up mailing lists for them, with mimedefang and spamassassin protection (helps them and myself, since it is my own server).

    But like the poster above, the last thing I want to do when I get home from working with computers all day is to touch another computer, even if it is something really cool. Every now and then I'll get hit with inspiration, and that is when I add cool new features to the cycling team database, or to my mail server, or my home jukebox, or whatever. The nice thing about it is that I can do it on MY TERMS. I refuse to do 'tech support' type work, however; even for family members. I didn't STOP using windows years ago just so that I could fix OTHER PEOPLE's problems with that PITA inflexible pile of crap.

  188. Don't do it by mrscott · · Score: 1

    I've gotten to a point where I just don't do it anymore... even for my parents. I (gently) told them when they asked that I really don't like doing that kind of work (I enjoy other aspects of IT), and that I don't want to spend holidays cleaning up computers. They understood and I moved on.

    1. Re:Don't do it by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Got Mom an Imac for Christmas last year. I talked to her the other day & asked her if she realized that other than installing & updating Firefox, I haven't touched her PC since she got it. I guess time flies when you aren't cleaning Windows boxes.

      Jaysyn

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
    2. Re:Don't do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Macs are for fags like GAYSYN and his "mom".

  189. audio mastering by FFON · · Score: 0

    i do CD and DVD mastering. i find it alot like IT work as it mostly technical, but requires some artfulness.

    --
    .cig
  190. Escort service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, seriously. Hit the tanning bed once a week, the gym three other nights, and you can rake in dough for looking pretty next to someone who's not. Assuming, of course, you can carry on a conversation without a keyboard...

  191. Construction by LoaTao · · Score: 1

    One of my in-laws is a general contractor so I pick up some extra cash helping side barns, roof houses, do tiling, etc. It's a nice change of pace and pays OK.

    --
    The smartest man in the whole, wide world really don't know that much. - Mose Allison
    1. Re:Construction by NonAnonymousCoward78 · · Score: 1

      I saw your sig and I am a HUGE Mose Allison fan. That guy has style!

      --
      --- My dog ate my sig.
    2. Re:Construction by LoaTao · · Score: 1

      Style, chops and a wisdom beyond his years. Mose is great. btw. You're the first person to ever mention that they know who he is. It's nice to meet another Jazz fan.

      --
      The smartest man in the whole, wide world really don't know that much. - Mose Allison
  192. Pushers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most IT dudes sling crack on the side.

  193. ....ah, but it's a question of Zen: by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
    At work, they're tools.

    At home, they're TOYS!

    /P

    --
    Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
  194. writing by rsilverman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One side job that doesn't have the problem of clashing with office hours is writing. Over the past few years, I have co-authored two O'Reilly books: "SSH, The Secure Shell (The Definitive Guide)" and "The Linux Security Cookbook." In addition to a substantial second income, I have had several follow-on writing and consulting opportunities (white papers, articles, etc.). Of course, there's the question of whether you want to spend even more time sitting in front of a computer in your off hours...

    1. Re:writing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Authoring Computer books sounds like a good side job. How does one get started? About how much can you expect to make on the publishing of a moderately niche-y book like one on SSH?

    2. Re:writing by Laser+Lou · · Score: 1
      One side job that doesn't have the problem of clashing with office hours is writing ... Of course, there's the question of whether you want to spend even more time sitting in front of a computer in your off hours...

      Just use a manual typewriter. ... Problem solved!

      --
      No data, no cry
    3. Re:writing by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

      Your "The Linux Security Cookbook" has really saved my butt while working on my "side" job.

      I salute you, Dan Barrett and Robert Byrnes, for helping some of us treck through tough waters!

      --
      Sig it.
    4. Re:writing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Of course, there's the question of whether you want to spend even more time sitting in front of a computer in your off hours...
      Uh... this is slashdot, remember?
  195. I volunteer by MhzJnky · · Score: 1

    I don't really have a side job, but I do spend about 15 hours/wk volunteering with the youth program at my church. It doesn't pay, at least not in money form. It's rewarding and I get to do all the fun activities I enjoyed when I was in Mid/Senior High. Plus, as an added bonus, I get to drive the big white van.

    I tell ya, a large white van with a cross on the side must be invisible to radar guns ;)

    --


    "Failure is not an option, it's part of the standard package"
  196. Cabling Cabling Cabling! by o-hayo · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Small offices crop up all the time and they always need voice and data cabling with some simple network setups and whatnot.

    On average I do 2 or 3 small cabling jobs a year and for a few days of work I can make some fast cash. For an office of 10 people you've got ~30 cable runs or more depending on how much expansion they want to pay for. These kinds of jobs can usually be cranked out in 3 days or so, depending on size, and they are always afterhours.

    How much you want to be involved is up to you. I usually only like putting down all the passive equipment: racks, patch panels, 110 blocks, cable, jacks, feeders, etc. I'll test the permanent lines, hand them the results and walk away (or charge them more for a lifetime warranty :). Sometimes I'll install a small switch and make some drops "hot" so they are ready for move-in. I'd advise to stick with the passive installs, much less complex.

    Also I should add a disclaimer. There are licenses needed for this kind of work (at least in my area), specifically a low voltage contractor's license. You can obtain one with some studying and 1 test. Furthermore, to get into telephone rooms to run feeder to office suites, most building owners/maintenance will want to see a million-dollar liability insurance or something similar - in case you yank somebody's T1 down there or something.

    Aside from that I'd recommend it. All the info you need is online and if you didn't know much about your network's physical layer you'd also gain from the experiance.

    Once or twice, I've thought about setting up a "Computer Guy" shop for the apartment complex I live in. I'd limit work to only those who lived at the complex (which means no traveling everywhere) and maybe I could get the complex to post a sign up on our billboard or mailboxes or something. It'd be a few extra bucks here and there and people would have someone close to load their printer with paper and turn their monitors on ;) Maybe later...

    1. Re:Cabling Cabling Cabling! by trolman · · Score: 1
      Also I should add a disclaimer. There are licenses needed for this kind of work (at least in my area), specifically a low voltage contractor's license. You can obtain one with some studying and 1 test. Furthermore, to get into telephone rooms to run feeder to office suites, most building owners/maintenance will want to see a million-dollar liability insurance or something similar - in case you yank somebody's T1 down there or something.

      Excellent point but insurance applies when you work anywere in the building, not just specific rooms. You need to have $1M general liability to protect you and the owner in case you burn the place to the ground. I pay $550/yr via National Lloyds.

  197. ILWU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a systems engineer during the day and a longshoremen on the occasional weekend/night. I hate unions, but man, the money can't be beat.

  198. Yoga & RN by mildness · · Score: 1
    I am picking up skills for use in my post job-offshored days. I just got certified as a Yoga instructor and am looking to next pick up a two year nursing degree.

    Good luck to the rest of you bastards!

    Bill

    --
    bamph
  199. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by BrookHarty · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The last thing I want to do when I go home is...
    ...turn on a computer.


    WTF? Who says you have to work? Play video games, listen to music, watch some videos, IM some friends, read a Ebook, or the million of other things to do on a computer.

    Every top programmer I know does side projects at home. They code for the pure fun and thrill of developing new applications, many give back to OSS since they work for a Corp all day.

    Also, I guess you ONLY post to Slashdot from work?

  200. Construction by ygthb · · Score: 1

    As a sideline, I like to do things that turn away from tech, and let me get my hands very dirty. I have hung drywall, redone basements after flooding, and any other general construction stuff.

    I am also my sons denmaster in cubscouts.

    --
    Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave. -Guy Kawasaki
  201. I don't work in IT. by Peale · · Score: 1

    But I'm what you'd call a jack-of-all-trades.

    Currently I work on arcade games.

  202. warning it's a slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    just ask the goatse.cx guy!

  203. Side work is all I can get! by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

    I can't get a "regular job" however little pop up jobs allow me to make a staggering $50.00 > $200.00 per month! as I repetitivly repeat the same instructions again and again to the same two or three friends.

    I just give the money to my wife to buy groceries or pay bills.

    I may take up wandering in public talking to the air and urinating in doorways, maybe I can bum "spare change" in the Safeway parking lot!

    --
    I killed da wabbit -Elmer Fudd
  204. Teach College Courses by JeffHeatonDotCom · · Score: 1

    This has been a nearly ideal side job for me. It allows me to stay current on topics and has a finite schedule that I can plan around (one evening every other week). Plus it looks good on the resume! Even with just a bachelor's degree you can often teach for the local community college. That is what I started with.

  205. MP by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Anyone mention "hen teaser" yet?

    How about fluffers for gay pr0n films.

    Wheel chocks for commercial airliners.

    Target practice.

    Eh, that's all I got...

    --
    --- Ban humanity.
  206. The only job that brings in the Benjamins! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pimp'n beeotch!

  207. I sell Japanese Hot Spring Bath Powders by ashitaka · · Score: 1

    When in Japan I loved going to Japanese Hot Spring resorts (Onsen). I even set up a website about them.

    After moving back I brought the feeling with me by marketing this line of Onsen-inspired bath powders.

    --
    If you don't want to repeat the past, stop living in it.
  208. Not buying. by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
    ...because installing Linux* is the closest I ever got to S&M...

    I've never experienced any significant problems with clean installs of any of the several Linux flavors that I've installed. Personally (and what other kind would I think?), I think people that say this are full of shit, or have the IT skills of your basic Windows user.

    --
    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    1. Re:Not buying. by lifeblender · · Score: 1
      Personally (and what other kind would I think?), I think people that say this are full of shit, or have the IT skills of your basic Windows user.

      I have the IT skills of a BASIC, DOS 5.1-6.22, and Windows 3.1+ user, and I've installed Debian successfully in under an hour. That said, if I want to install Debian on a machine with hardware I don't know well, it will still take me all day, if not a week if it's a laptop. Linux is great and all, but it's only useful in my experience if you don't screw with it once it's installed.

      --
      Playing pornographics games during the day is evil! Play at night!
    2. Re:Not buying. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They might just be very unlucky in their choice of distro and roulette pull of hardware.

      I had my ne2k network card working right quick in gentoo, but fedora2 (which is easier, right? Ha!) didn't even have the module compiled. Take care of that, but the make system automagically tags it for a different kernel, and for some reason fedora's grub won't let me add a workable boot image. I pull out the hex editor. For some reason, it would choke when I editted the ident string to match the kernel, so I end up just ripping it out and using "modprobe --force" to taint the kernel. Since removing the string works while changing it doesn't, one surmises that it can't be checksumming, so wtf?

      One may ask, why did I leave gentoo? Because I got tired of its typo ridden scripts. For pitysake, how can a hardcore distro like gentoo make typos like referring to "fsck.reiserfs" as both "fsck.ReiserFS" and "fsck.Reiserfs" in its init scripts?! Could I fix that? Yes. Could I reasonably suspect that even worse and more subtle problems were also present? Certainly.

      I'd say I'm more than proficient in linux and computing in general, but goddamn you have to wonder sometimes.

  209. pimpin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    big pimpin and spendin' cheese

  210. Online/Remote works for me-Virtual Jobs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.virtualassistantjobs.com/

    Online works for me too.

    Now all I need is a virtual hobby to go with it.

  211. Room Service by trickster5378 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While it's obvious the original poster seemed more interested in IT-only side jobs, I think non-IT side jobs are worth a mention. I worked in room service in Las Vegas for a few years after college to help pay off my IT schooling. I finished paying it off just this last September so I promptly gave my two weeks notice.

    Though honestly I do really miss it at times. My job is computers, my hobby is computers, it was nice to make some cash and spend my time on something other than sitting in front of a computer.

    And up until my most recent IT job, I was making far more money doing room service.

    --
    "Excellence in Mediocrity"
    1. Re:Room Service by karniv0re · · Score: 1

      While it's obvious the original poster seemed more interested in IT-only side jobs, I think non-IT side jobs are worth a mention.

      I was thinking the same thing. I'm a drummer of 10 years, so once in a while I'll play a jazz gig and bring in a few bucks, but it's mostly for fun. Used to do punk rock shows too, but that band had some kind of rock star "falling out" bullshit. Whatever.

      I think it's also pretty common for us geeks to have military side jobs. I'm the Army National Guard. One weekend a month, two weeks a year. At least that's what it was when I joined in 2000.

  212. Drug dealer/farner? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    All those stoned IT dudes need to get it some where, and if it's not me, then it's going to be somebody else. ;-)

    Only joking....heh.

  213. I'm an adult literacy tutor ... by Draoi · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ... I teach reading and writing to adults in my spare time. Of course, I don't get paid for it but some things can't be bought. It's my thanks for having had the chance at an education where my own parents didn't.

    For money - well, I'm involved in web hosting. Building sites doesn't pay any more - not for me anyway - so I just do the hosting side. The money isn't great, but it's fun.

    I also buy and sell stuff at garage sales. Hey, don't laugh! There's money to be made there if you know what you're doing ...

    --
    Alison

    "It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." - Albert Einstein

    1. Re:I'm an adult literacy tutor ... by MoThugz · · Score: 1

      On your hosting side job...

      Do you actually setup the server(s) and/or networking yourself or do you just resell?

      Care to share how many clients you have on your hosting project and the sort of revenue you're earning?

      Thanks in advance.

    2. Re:I'm an adult literacy tutor ... by Draoi · · Score: 2, Informative
      Do you actually setup the server(s) and/or networking yourself or do you just resell?

      We have a single server in a co-location house in London - just a 2U box - running our own distro. We pay a fixed rate per annum & the hosting company have been very good to us. The server box belongs to us. I look after all the sys op stuff while the co-lo folks do the hardware/networking support.

      Care to share how many clients you have on your hosting project

      We're running about 30 domains with one or two biggies (it's all relative, mind!). Sometimes I view it more as a co-operative scheme. The fact that we have complete control allows to write custom solutions for our customers. Postgres back-end with C++ cgis.

      and the sort of revenue you're earning

      Very little, trust me. We're not making the effort we could be to attract business but at least the whole setup pays for itself each year.

      --
      Alison

      "It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." - Albert Einstein

    3. Re:I'm an adult literacy tutor ... by MoThugz · · Score: 1

      Thank you for replying, I find your post to be highly informative.

      It's hard to get a "real" insight to the hosting business nowadays. It seems that almost everyone is just a frontend to a provider, that in turn, is a reseller themselves.

      Again, thanks for sharing.

  214. Illustrator by techsoldaten · · Score: 1

    For years now, I have supplimented my primary income with illustration gigs. While I have reached the point where it's not necessary for me to pay the bills, I still do some work when the opportunity arises.

    This all started with some determined slacking. In 1991, fresh out of high school, I spent a summer living at the beach supporting myself doing character sketches on the boardwalk. This later led me to start a t-shirt company that ran until I entered college a year later.

    After college, I worked a contract for the District Court back in 1997 and did a sketch of the chief justice on the back of a memo pad that was discovered after I left. The chief media officer for the courts contacted my contracting company about six months later asking if I was the 'artist' and wanting to know about publishing rights.

    My first big IT job was as a contractor for NetResponse, where I did a lot of graphic design work using Photoshop and Illustrator. While I was really a programmer and spent a lot of time convincing people my code was better than my creative skills, somehow I ended up making many, many banner ads while I worked there and drawing many, many little people to go into web sites.

    I moved on to other technical positions but my name got around as a competent illustrator. I started getting calls from friends of friends looking for things to put in newsletters, brochures, business cards, etc. For a while it was about 30% of my income and helped to make ends meet.

    M

  215. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by networkBoy · · Score: 1

    " Having a passion for something, and wanting to work on other people's broken shit is hardly the same thing."
    Exactly, That's why during the day I code and at night I play on my website and hack the living hell out of a known hardware platform. I find it balances out all I do during the day (I've always preferred hardware, but in my new position I rarely get a chance to fuc. . er . . . work with it).
    -nB

    --
    whois gawk date unzip strip find touch finger mount join nice man top fsck grep eject more yes exit umount sleep dump
  216. I spend my free time writing spyware... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... because everyone knows open-source spyware really whips the lama's ass

  217. Booming home building industry by Linuxathome · · Score: 1

    I thought about this very subject in years past and still believe that the Network/IT geek who knows how to do home wiring and networking the right way (do you know the difference between plenum and PVC Cat5? What type do you use for what application?) could easily find a niche job wiring new homes and already built homes. Sure lots of home buyers may not care with the advent of wireless, but many will soon regret it later -- i.e. it's a little more difficult to combine wireless for data and VoIP (like a home PBX system using Asterisk).

    The problem is, finding the companies/people who are getting these contracts and convincing them to give you a job. Or you can go the independent route and start you own business. A 3000 sq. foot home should not take more than a weekend to do if it's still a shell and not drywalled. Homebuyers like expertise on planning and localizing the media and communication closet, etc. as well. Sure electricians can do the job, but do they know all the nuances of the emerging and current technologies for voice, cable, and computer communications? Do they know what a punchdown block is and how to set it up? I called an electrician to install a simple support and fixture for a heavy chandelier -- something I could have done a few hours but didn't have the time nor tools to do -- and it took him nearly a full day to have it installed (half of which was used consulting with a senior electrician on how to get it done). If I was willing to pay for that service, there will definitely be people willing to pay for wiring their homes.

  218. well... in my case by sixpacker · · Score: 1

    I'm running a small game room near my home with gamecube and playstation. I bought a small container box and set up a small game cafe inside it. I modified those machines like vending machines and it costs a quarter dollar to play with a playstation for 5 minutes. A real good thing about the business is all I gotta do is open the door in the moring and close the door in the night. And according to south korean law, I don't need any license as long as I run the business with no more than 2 machines. Of course, south korean IRS even cannot know I'm making small bucks out of the business, which means no tax. Actually the business is not that profitable but anyway it's better than nothing. But after my retirement as a programmer, I think it might be what I'll happen to be doing for my living.

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  219. Rock Star by saddino · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Or more accurately, guitar player in a local band selling CDs on the web and online stores like iTunes. And of course not for money, but certainly for the potential of "making it" (and thus making money). But given how long we've been at it such a reality is looking increasingly unrealistic. Though we did make some decent $ a couple of years ago when we were touring.

    Like most indie bands of our ilk and time period we just wanted to be as "famous" as Pavement and as long-lived as Superchunk.

    1. Re:Rock Star by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more. Even if you never "make it" you've always got the hobby (I spend almost all of my free time with a guitar in my hands, even if I'm not on stage or in the studio) and, if you're looking for that side job, you could be like the guitarist in my band who teaches music on the side (he teaches guitar, bass, and drums) as well as running a small studio.

      That, and guitars are potent pussy magnets...

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  220. BEER by SomeGuyTyping · · Score: 1

    Not only drinking beer, but brewing beer.

    Very satisfying

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  221. video services for hospitals by Admiral1973 · · Score: 1
    My father works for a university, but has a side job installing and maintaining DVD video systems for a company that provides health-related programming via DVD to hospital TV systems. There are a few hospitals in my area that have these systems installed, and since my father lives elsewhere, sometimes his boss sends me to these hospitals to fix playback problems, modem issues (usually unsuccessfully), or just to change the time on the box that controls the DVD players. The company uses the modems to talk to the controllers to update the clocks for DST and change the programming, but sometimes the modems don't work so I make a service call and fix things manually. The hospitals usually put the cabinet with our equipment in a machine room on the roof, next to the elevator systems, so it's always hot, noisy, and dirty -- the opposite of a well-maintained server room. It's not really IT work, but I get paid well for my time and I get to ride all over the city in taxis instead of buses and subways. And occasionally my dad gets to visit me all expenses paid when he comes here to work on the systems.

    Like most other IT geeks I know, I am always asked to provide free computer advice and repairs for friends. If it's a friend, I don't mind, but I have accepted payment from acquaintances and from other companies the few times I've performed consulting work for them. A few years ago my wife worked for a startup that was laying off its staff. After they cut loose the IT guy, they had e-mail problems, so they called me in for emergency support. I had no problem taking their money for my efforts, even though it was an Exchange system, and I was a GroupWise admin at the time. E-mail is e-mail, right? I'm sure my work had nothing to do with the company's eventual collapse a few months later.

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  222. Side Jobs for IT geeks by zenofjazz · · Score: 2, Informative

    We do IT for our side jobs. We antivirus people's computers. We write software for hire. We setup networks. We do websites. We administer servers for small companies that can't afford to hire full time IT people.
    The lucky one's (me included) find a couple paying customers who need help when their porn won't download properly. *grin* All for $80/hour, or better.

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    -- All That's Evil in the Geek Space ... Allthatsevil.wordpress.com
  223. Good @ Lots of Jobs by SketchyBitch · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm good @ all sorts of jobs - I'll even give hand jobs in the corner....

  224. Well, I run this little 'Blog... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1, Funny
    You may have heard of it. It's called Slashdot!

    That's "Aytch-Tee-Tee-Pee-Colon-Slash-Slash-Slashdot-Dot- Org".

    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
    1. Re:Well, I run this little 'Blog... by opello · · Score: 1

      you mean:
      slashdot ctrl+shift+enter ... right?

  225. Real Estate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got a realtor's license and help friends look for places as well as own a few rental properties. While it dosent pay as much as the TV guys would like you to belive, I do bring home a tidy sum every month.

    Good Luck

    1. Re:Real Estate by aceAzza · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm a Realtor as well.

  226. Clean out stalls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I have a weekend job mucking out a local stable. The pay isn't great, but it's good exercise and I like working with horses.

    I actually find it relaxing. The horses don't bitch, the boss only cares about getting the stables cleaned and I feel like something worthwhile has been accomplished.

  227. Assassin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assassin. Travel, meet exotic people, kill them. Just like in the military only with better pay.

  228. I have several by Holi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Besides doing database work for a few websites(as my main job), I work at a bar bouncing some nights and bartending others. I also use my experience from my years in the Navy and do handyman work (plumbing, light electrical, and some carpentry) for a few of the local businesses when they need me (and time permits). All in all I should say that at this time I make more money in my side jobs (especially tending bar) then I do in my full time work.

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  229. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by ss_Whiplash · · Score: 1

    I agree to a certain extent with this statement. I love computers, but when I get home all my computing time is fun time. No work, no money, nothing but personal enjoyment. So the question was side jobs... I'm a musician. I play in two bands and make some fun money that way. Whip

  230. More IT for some other company by tekrat · · Score: 1

    One thing you can do is temp elsewhere. A common thing to do is you work "X" hours (day or night) for your regular job, and then you sign up with any one of a number of IT temp firms, which then have you working one day (or night) for some other company doing something as simple as changing tapes to doing server management or taking part in nightly maintenance or upgrade projects.

    Some firms don't need a 24/7 support staff. Others need extra people when they are doing disaster recovery tests or performing large scale upgrades to their infrastructure.

    These types of companies seek extra people through these temping agencies, and hooking up with those companies can get you some sideline work.

    If your regular job conflicts with when they need you, you can turn the job down based on your being needed elsewhere. If you make it clear to the temp agency upfront that you're using them just for extra pocket money, they will understand, and compensate for that if your resume is good enough.

    If it's a one-day gig, you can always call in sick on that day on your regular job.

    I do stuff like that, but I'm also teaching myself auto-body work, and welding. I intend to have a sideline business of doing auto-body. Or, it might be my main line of business when this IT thing totally dries up.

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  231. I'm a musician by drblunt · · Score: 1

    ... and I use IT as a side-job to that. It keeps me in bass strings and gin, so who am I to complain?

    -Doc
    Deuce

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  232. where would you get the time?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Man, if you have either the time or the energy to do *anything* apart from toss back a quart of vodka and pass out for five hours before it's time to get up & go back to the office... you ain't working in anything I'd recognise as IT!

    To be fair that's in my subjective experience, of course, which means the UK sinxce 1995. Oh, and add a couple of fat doobies to the vodka ;)

  233. Bartender by grioghar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    IT Sales and Apple Certified 10AM-7PM, 9PM-2to3AM - Bartender at the major music venue here in town. Best of both worlds.

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    1. Re:Bartender by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5-6PM, lie on Slashdot.

    2. Re:Bartender by aero2600-5 · · Score: 1

      "IT Sales and Apple Certified 10AM-7PM, 9PM-2to3AM - Bartender at the major music venue here in town. Best of both worlds."

      Assuming you're telling the truth..

      When do you sleep?


      Aero

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    3. Re:Bartender by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

      I work 9-11:00 or 12:00 as a banker and write a comic book for an hour or two after that most nights. It's all in how hard you push yourself to do the things you want to do.

    4. Re:Bartender by grioghar · · Score: 1

      Heh heh, funny you should ask that.

      My home, my first job, and my second job are all conveniently within 6 blocks of each other. Work by 10, lunch at 2, off at 7, home for dinner and done by 7:30ish, nap from 7:30-8:30, shower/shave for the bar, there by 9, out of their anywhere from 2:15-3AM, home to shower off the night grunge, some tea or warm milk, and in bed by 3 to 4, rinse repeat.

      I do have nights off like last night to catch up and reenergize and/or go out.

      Has affected my webdev stuff I like to do though. Not much time in there to code, but it pays the bills and Christmas will be hella good this year.

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  234. OK, I'll read the article closer next time... by ashitaka · · Score: 1

    Before spamming Slashdot, not that there hasn't been tons of shameless plugs before.

    Actually a bath with the bath powders after a long coding session really relaxes those tense shoulders.

    Your girlfriend/wife will appreciate them too.

    God, there goes my Excellent Karma....

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    If you don't want to repeat the past, stop living in it.
  235. I've got it the other way around... by Wacky_Wookie · · Score: 1
    I.T. IS my gig on the side.

    I'm a photographer/video editor. If you think I.T. has shitty job security, let me just say "Ha, Ha, Ha..."

    So in between Photo assginments and editing work, I take all the skills that are required to keep a Final Cut Pro rig happy, and use them for "normal" IT work (fixing small networks, setting up small labs for schools ect).

    At this point I can hear a few *nix admins laughing. Well at the same time the FCP boys are nodding along. A Final Cut Pro system takes a strange mix of creative, technical, and voodoo skill to run. Animal (or tofu) sacrifices are not un-commen.

    I find a few weeks between "creative" jobs doing "grunt level" IT work is jsut the thing for letting ones brain rest just by working in a diffrent mode. Of course the real reason is that there are just too many good pho-togs in this dam town :)

    1. Re:I've got it the other way around... by genner · · Score: 1

      You think final cut is bad, try supporting some of the other junk in the photo industry.
      Friends don't let friends use Proshots.

  236. Arms dealer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well sort of... Airsoft

  237. TITS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do a bit of Tutoring and Surveillance besides my IT job.

  238. a few things by tjic · · Score: 1
    In addition to being a contract software engineer, I've made money on the side with:
    • carpentry and plumbing for hire.
    • writing a few magazine articles (Dragon Magazine, Fine Homebuilding, other random things).
    • playing poker (well, OK, penny stakes: my biggest win has been $2 for an entire night...)
    • running a online videorental business Technical Video Rental ("like Netflix for geeks")
    The last one is actually threatening to turn into a full-time job: I started with a very small customer base 18 months ago, but growth has been 20% per month, compounding...(yeah, I know, exponential functions never last). I'm spending more and more time ordering inventory, working on a new mySQL backend, working on the web site redesign (I know, it sucks right now), etc.

    I find all of this pretty ironic: what I *want* to be doing is getting back to devel work to implement a client-side ecommerce tool I'm hacking on...

  239. Pimp the wife.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Pimp the wife... She likes it, good money too.

  240. Part time chicken rancher by davmoo · · Score: 1

    When I'm not programming, I raise range-fed chickens for their eggs, which get sold locally. In the spring, I'm considering also getting in to organically raised turkeys, ducks, and chickens for their meat...but there is some debate still on whether or not I have it in me to slaughter my own animals.

    When I'm not doing IT work, I want my "side work" to be as far away from tech as I can get it.

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    I want a new quote. One that won't spill. One that don't cost too much. Or come in a pill.
  241. Cybercafe! by rkohutek · · Score: 1

    I own and operate a cybercafe on the side. By "operate" I mean I'm there one or two nights a week. It makes a decent amount of side income, but I am unsure if my own full-time business is/was worth the work.

    I think if I was doing something that was just partial-time, more "on demand", such as being an electrician or plumber, I'd be a lot happier. Those jobs come along as they come along, time is allotted as required, and that's it. With a full time business, it's a LOT more scheduled time and responsibility.

    randal

    1. Re:Cybercafe! by FreakinCapuccinoJunk · · Score: 1

      Just opened a café (well, small restaurant that I bought to someone else, to turn it into a "nicer" café). Right now (just one month from opening) we (my wife and I) are not really making any real profit yet, but that's how it starts.

      This week we'll have the new audio equipment (instead of the nasty boom-box coming from the kitchen), and in about a month or less we'll be getting the coffee machine, so we are expecting to see it making good money soon.

      In the meanwhile, with an IT company going through a severe crisis, I'm certainly questioning myself about how good it does coming to a place I'm not certain I'll get my next check on the expected date, or 2 days later, or 10, or 30... Really awful!

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  242. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Also, I guess you ONLY post to Slashdot from work?

    Yes, but don't tell my manager!

  243. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by abradsn · · Score: 1

    That's okay with me, since I expect a similar amount of loyalty from them.

  244. Network Marketing by GeekBoy · · Score: 1

    http://leewen.unfranchise.com with http://www.marketamerica.com no it's not a scam, and yes I know it's not for everyone, but it works for me.

  245. Help run a VTVL launch company..... by mhmealling · · Score: 1

    In my spare time I'm the VP for Business Development for Masten Space Systems. Its what keeps me sane....

  246. blue collar/white collar by defective_warthog · · Score: 1

    Interesting...I'm a carpenter by trade. I've been learning and loving Linux since late '98. Nowadays I occasionally get a side job relating to that avocation. I remember how shocked I was the first time someone voluntarily paid me 50 bucks for installing and configuring SuSE on his laptop. Tomorrow I'm to go setup cups and samba at a former customer's home, that'll be free (beer and chow), but they paid me several thousand dollars for new kitchen cabinets ;-)

    1. Re:blue collar/white collar by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

      I do electronics design as a full-time gig, but managed to get an electrician's license, which is a good source of weekend/evening work. Also a hedge against outsourcing, as some guy in Bangalore isn't going to rewire your basement over the phone! :)

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  247. Physical labor-Work at a Yo Yo warehouse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After the economy tanked. I was unemployed for over two years, and now I do warehouse work for a temp agency. I wouldn't by any stretch call this "refreshing". Especially with the up and down, of both when you work, how long you work, and the amount you get paid.

  248. Write/Tech. by sjvn · · Score: 1

    I started out as a network administrator, then a programmer, then a Unix administrator, then a systems analyst and then I started a side job as a writer. And, eventually, I moved all the way over to writing fulltime about technology.

    Now, tech. work is what I do on the sdie.

    Steven

  249. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My parents deal with their own problems first, then I fix whatever is left.

    My sisters get their advice from my parents, and seldom direct from me.

    (They are older than me and have never gotten over the fact I know something they don't. They will accept the same advice from our parents that they won't accept from me.)

    I get to hear how much spyware was removed from a PC every few weeks or so. THankfully, it isn't my computer, and I can just sit back and chuckle.

  250. I sit behind a register at a truck stop. by Chas · · Score: 1

    It's a sucky job.

    But it's easy, no heavy lifiting.

    It fits my schedule (around school and my day job).

    It pays okay.

    Only problems.

    1: The truck stop is owned by Jesus freaks (very two-faced Jesus freaks), so we have to listen to the Christian/Country rock all the time. GACK!

    2: Smelly fscking truck drivers (some of these guys make a vocation of stinking as badly as possible). Class three atrocities under the Geneva Conventions.

    3: Stupid truck drivers. The guys who, no matter WHAT idiocy falls out of their mouth (and an awful lot does, not just chew-laden spittle, teeth, and leavings from their last meal), they continue on, regardless of evidence to the contrary.

    (90% of the guys who come through the truck stop are neither 2 nor 3. However, the remaining 10% are one or both.

    They keep me on because I'm dependable, and I'm the only one who can actually use the SCO Unix back-end to the POS registers (without having to call the vendor).

    If I could find a real IT job to sideline at, I'd drop this one in a heartbeat.

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    Chas - The one, the only.
    THANK GOD!!!
  251. Not all off-hour work needs to be tech related by trackzero · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Not all off-hour work needs to be tech related. Sometimes you can get a wonderful sanity break by doing something unrelated to bit-twiddling.

    My wife and I are both geeks. Both of us do AI work and manage a couple of computer networks. We are also both hard core horse geeks. In her case, she makes some money teaching riders on the side. I spend my time training the horses.

    The irony of it is given the mindnumbing nature of the math I have to slog through on a regular basis, the relaxation of the barn (dodging flying hooves, etc...) actually helps me to relax. The net result is an increase in productivity in my day job when I end up producing algorithms while wearing poop on my boots. Go figure.

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    "Laugh Quietly- tomorrow is your turn to be rong."
  252. Fly Fishing Guide by mestreBimba · · Score: 1

    I opperate a small outfitting company on the Provo river. When I was laid off last summer (2003) I paid the bills by guiding. I average about $30.00 an hour when guiding..... but it can be several days between trips.

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  253. Farming by tuxR0x · · Score: 0

    I live in a small rural town in Australia so my "work-on-the-side" is probably a little different to most others here on /. My main job is running my own one-man web dev biz (not so strange) but I also do the odd bit of farm work for a couple of friends which includes: drenching and vaccinating sheep/cattle, drafting sheep/cattle, fencing, and cruzing the paddocks in a $100,000 airconditioned CASE tractor with a plough or seed drill dragging along behind.

  254. Volunteer by sward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I suppose it's slightly off-topic, but as a "side job" I'm a volunteer paramedic with my local rescue squad. I don't get paid in money, but it's an extraordinarily worthwhile way to spend my time. I see it as being paid in karma, although our sometimes our "firehouse humor" seems to balance out that karmic gain. My regular duty shift requires between 60 and 80 hours per month, and I often put in more than that. If I had to, I could easily get a job as a paid paramedic with a private ambulance company (hello, layoff insurance), but my IT job (software engineer) pays well enough. Another local rescue squad sometimes pays people to work casually, but even for a medic the pay is pretty poor -- along the lines of $8/hr, last I checked.

    1. Re:Volunteer by k_yarina · · Score: 1

      I'm also a paramedic, with a rural ambulance service. Started as a Medical First Responder, when the local fire department chief got his wife to get my wife to get me to take the class. I was running a local ISP from a telephone exchange building, and was one of the few who actually worked in our community rather than the "big" (5000 people) city 20 miles away.

    2. Re:Volunteer by sward · · Score: 1

      My brother was the force behind my own EMS career, by getting me to do two ride-along shifts with him.

      I suspect that we have rather different experiences on the medic unit. I ride in suburban Maryland just outside the DC beltway, so it's a mix of urban and suburban, with probably 25,000+ people in our first-due area alone. We have two hospitals within no more than 10 minutes of transport time, and 5 within 15 minutes, including a level 2 trauma center, a level 1 trauma center, the Children's National Medical Center, and a state-run medevac system. In fact, yesterday I was involved in a wreck that had 7 patients -- 3 adults and 4 peds -- where 5 of the 7 were genuine traumas and one was a trauma code, and we used three helicopters. So we're pretty spoiled! I'd probably be lost if I had to contend with 30+ minute responses or transports :). By the time the IV is in and the bloods have been drawn, you're backing up into the ER's ambulance bay ...

    3. Re:Volunteer by k_yarina · · Score: 1

      7 hospitals! We cover an area in Upper Michigan around 60 miles north to south, 30 E-W (it's a peninsula) with two hospitals that have level 4 (working on 3) ERs, with a 100 mile transport to the nearest level 3 (working on 2) trauma center. The nearest helicopter is Duluth, 45 minutes away on a good day. I do a couple 100 mile transfers, mostly medical, every week. Average response is probably around 20 minutes, up to 45-60 in the way out areas in the winter (we average 200+ inches of snow a year). Our service does 1100 local and 500 transfers a year. Medic and EMT crews, one at night, two during the day. We had a wreck a couple weeks ago while I was on night shift, rollover into a power pole at 90-100 mph, with 5 kids. Three ejected, one DOS, two critical, and the two with seat belts were minor. Two made the 100 mile trip, one dying in surgery. My kids knew one of the boys that died. My last shift was a nap, lunch, another nap, and a minor medical call. Pretty typical - lots different than where you are...

  255. "When in doubt, I whip it out...." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pr0n you idiots! What woman can resist my well formed physique? Years of sitting on my ass, drinking Jolt, snorting up rails of Ritalin, eating Al Pastor burritos for breakfast, and feasting on entire anchovy, pepperoni and jalapeno pizzas, chased with a 12 pack of Heinekens for dinner.

    I kick back, flip on the camera and start doing my thing to pr0n! Chicks love it. Check out www.nakedtechiedorks.com and see for yourself. I made over $34,000 just last month! ...all is true except the parts about making money and actually having a website, but someday I will! And then I will get all the free kimchee I deserve!

  256. modern dance by edeljoe · · Score: 1
    Modern dance is the perfect antidote to long hours sitting and puzzling over IT problems. I am in two modern dance companies and find that my two jobs compliment each other beautifully -- each one refreshes me from the difficulties of the other.

    I also tutor high school students in math, and I occasionally do work as a ninja for hire.

    An easy way to get into modern dance is to do Contact Improvisation. That's how I started. Guido von Rossum, who wrote python does it too.

  257. I'm a Cad Monkey, so... by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ... my side-jobs are all CAD-related, the easiest of which are doing custom house designs for people. It's quick, easy, and usually nets $2000 - $3000 for what works out to two or three weeks part-time labor.

    I also take old old old drawings (many of which are done by hand) and turn them into CAD files at $20 an hour (which is such a rip-off, 30$ is the average for such menial work). Lots of real estate companies, especially people with rental buildings and munti-unit developments, need this done and have no idea how to do it.

    Since most of my new family is blue-collar (really, the white-collar members of my SO's family still do farmwork in their free time) I also have some blue-collar side-jobs. I wrangle horses, plant and pick veggies, and help build stuff all around Pritchard township. Thats also a good way to meet people who needs stuff designed (see side-job number one!)

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  258. Vinting and Medicine? by budgenator · · Score: 1

    I think your under estimating how much time either will take good luck

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    1. Re:Vinting and Medicine? by treval · · Score: 1

      Yup, the vineyard is very small (400 vines) and almost complete. Medicine starts next year if all goes to plan. With a bit of luck I can celebrate graduation with some own-brand wine.

      I appreciate what you say about the workload - there's little chance of being bored... :)

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  259. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure the last thing a TV repairman wants to do when he gets home is watch TV.

  260. Study! by prozac79 · · Score: 1

    My side job is studying new things that will make me better at my primary job. If you don't learn new skills, then eventually you will be replaced like any piece of outdated equipment. So, if you have a career that you like and want to advance in it, then do something that will give you a reason for advancement.

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    "Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot" -Prof. Farnsworth (Futurama)
  261. Motorcycle mechanic by athet · · Score: 1

    I consult/help out at a buddy's shop. It's a great stress relief from the computer job, and something I know well, having been a mechanic for 10 years before getting into the IT world. The money's not great, but the job's fun. We're known for making fun of customers to their faces, in a good-natured way. We're also among the cheapest shops, both of us having worked in dealerships for a few years and never wanting to soak the customer that way again. I also build my own wacky stuff, like this: www.rotomoto.com/jeep/lsidedetail.jpg A '73 postal jeep with the top cut off and a '98 Camaro engine/trans/computer etc.

  262. Habitat for Humanity by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't really have a side job. Instead, I go out and help build houses for Habitat for Humanity. I'm a computer nerd by trade but I'm a carpenter by heart. I love to build things and building for those who otherwise would never own a home is very rewarding. I also do the occasional church raising out in the rural areas.

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    There is nothing inherently safe about liberty. That's why so many people died protecting it.
  263. OK, I'll learn COBOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    err... how will that improve my web dev skills?

  264. More & More on eBay ... by adzoox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find that a lot of people are doing eBay as side jobs.

    While this brings a lot of cool items to ebay with great descriptions (I sometimes use ebay descriptions for knowledge and research on products - not just buying) ... it also brings people to eBay that really don't have enough time to dedicate to it. ebay is either an all or nothing business if you ask me. I find that the people that the people that do it in their spare time poorly pack things, overcharge for shipping (making up wild excuses for the shipping and handling charges), and often don't respond when issues or questions arise.

    I have also noticed that some items seem to be "from work" and may be "lifted" "from work" - particularly cables and routing equipment.

    --
    Yell & scream & rant & rave... it's no use... you need a shaaaave ~ Bugs Bunny
  265. Side work by sloanster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I do linux gigs on the side. It's all been word of mouth "Hey, I heard you do linux, is that right?" from people who know people who know of a need for some linux skills - They need a vpn/firewall, a new mail server, or to migrate their webservers from windows to linux, etc, etc. Almost all of the word of mouth customers have become permanent customers, and they call me when they need something done. A few of the customers (a shipping company, a finance company) have become regular customers who have me work remotely several hours a week, and the $500-$1500 per month extra from working from home does come in handy.

    1. Re:Side work by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      I do linux gigs on the side.

      Geez. I just do Linux. Between being an admin at a few ISPs, and several businesses I run simultaneously, I admin between 15 and 20 servers. (always in flux as server X comes online, Y goes offline, etc)

      Everything I do is either Linux or Linux-centric. (Perhaps the only non-Linux app is a usually-Windows client side package written in PHP-GTK that depends on intermittent communication with a Linux server)

      I aim for percentages and long-term income in everything. I won't go 100% equity, but I also try to avoid 100% cash unless I just don't believe in the business model.

      The best part is - Linux lets me sleep! I have an emergency only about every 6 months or so, even with 15 servers! And, with emergencies, they're almost never a disaster. They're all backed up nightly, patched monthly, and stable as anything, despite (for some) very heavy loads.

      About 2/3 of my income is software programming services, the other third is sysadmin/hosting related.

      So, which of these would be the "side job"?

      --
      I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
    2. Re:Side work by sloanster · · Score: 1

      mcrbids says:
      Geez. I just do Linux. Between being an admin at a few ISPs, and several businesses I run simultaneously, I admin between 15 and 20 servers. (always in flux as server X comes online, Y goes offline, etc)
      Everything I do is either Linux or Linux-centric. (Perhaps the only non-Linux app is a usually-Windows client side package written in PHP-GTK that depends on intermittent communication with a Linux server)


      Trust me, I would prefer to do linux exclusively, but the occasional windows or solaris work comes right at me from time to time. I work for the most part with Linux and Solaris in my daytime career. In my side jobs, I try to avoid non-linux work because it's a headache, and I do not want to be called at 3 am because some microsoft server has blue-screened. Occasionally an old client will have some non-linux work that he really really needs done and doesn't want to call someone new, so I will occasionally agree to do some windows work but always in the context of "you know, it would really benefit you if we could move this to Linux!" - in the same vein, I also do some work on Solaris, but it's a pain to manage compared to Linux, and I try to refer the Solaris work to others.

      Before you call me lazy, realize that I've got more than enough linux work to keep me very very busy, and even if that were not the case, one can't be an expert in everything, so you pick your field of expertise and go for it. Mine happens to be Linux, which works for me and it works for my customers.

  266. School Bus by LouisJBouchard · · Score: 1

    Because I am my own employee and can make my own hours, I drive a School Bus as my side job. I find it works well because of the split between shifts allows me to talk to customers during the day and yet, I am also available during off hours.

  267. Adjunct Faculty by Barkmullz · · Score: 1


    My side job is as adjunct faculty at my state's university. Most universities have an 'off-site campus' or similar, where they teach evening classes for adults and/or 'regular' students. I find this to be a lot of fun and it pays pretty good. I get about $290.00 per credit taught per month. I usually teach 3 or 6 credits per semester, covering topics such as Intro/Advanced Linux, Windows XP, network security, etc.

    --
    Ronald said nothing. He flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse, and rode madly off in all directions.
  268. Photography (mostly sports) by BrianJacksonPhoto · · Score: 1

    Well, my "side-job" is what I did before I got into IT 10 years ago...Photography http://www.brianjacksonphoto.com/, mostly sports photography http://www.actionathletics.com/.

    I shoot some random editorial assignments for magazines, newspapers and other clients, but have been focusing recently on my sports photography. Weddings are doable, but I'm going to shoot them like the photojournalist I was :-)

    I'm also contemplating selling the digital workflow software that I wrote for Action Athletics. The application sorts, renames, does simple color adjustments, rotates, watermarks, copyrights, inserts IPTC header information, and generates web pages of images from events. It can move through images fairly quickly (i.e. 100 images in 5 minutes). It's really designed for photographers who need to move through A LOT of images and prepare them for viewing onsite or online: event and wedding photographers.

    1. Re:Photography (mostly sports) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is, in fact, what I'm *planning* to start doing, but haven't done yet. Photography is the hobby that gets me outdoors while still drawing on my computer/graphics background, and I've enjoyed it immensely since I got my first D-SLR last year.

      I'm planning to start with controlled situations such as graduation photos, which will then hopefully allow me to afford better glass for sports (junior/high school), weddings (as backup first, of course--too much stress/risk for now), etc.

      I definitely want to keep it fun, though: candids, informal portrait settings, and photojournalistic style fore events over cheezy portrait sets (styrofoam year numbers, etc.) and boring family group photos.

      Currently, my only "side business" is a web site I manage for a very long-term client.

  269. Take advantage of a retailer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like most nerds, you probably want to or do buy quite a bit of software and/or hardware. So why not get a job at a computer or electronics retailer.

    Thta's how I started in the bicycle business 15 some odd years ago.

  270. SinglesWithScruples.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I operate a web site or two.
    http://www.singleswithscruples.com/ is my side line business.

  271. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by timts · · Score: 0

    actually I ONLY post to slashdot from work, since I have so many FUN things to do at home, seriously.

  272. Umm.... Porn, of course... by PornMaster · · Score: 1

    (in case the username wasn't obvious enough)

    Since I can admin my own colo box (at another company, of course), porn webmastering is simple to add on...

    1. Re:Umm.... Porn, of course... by greywar · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough thats what I have begun to do as well. Nothing like having escorts call and say "If I get on your site you can take credit card for me huh?" Incidently....there are some REALLY messed up folks out there.

    2. Re:Umm.... Porn, of course... by PornMaster · · Score: 1

      Some are really messed up, and some seem to be really grounded. I don't deal with performers directly, so I avoid the shrapnel, I guess.

      I'm more frustrated with the kiss-ass bullshit people do in the name of being supportive. God forbid people tell someone they did a shitty job when asked.

    3. Re:Umm.... Porn, of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some are really messed up, and some seem to be really grounded. I don't deal with performers directly, so I avoid the shrapnel, I guess.

      I can't check out your website now, because I'm at work but do you use original material? It seems like a lot of sites use the same old pictures dragged off USENET.

      oh, and can you actually make money using adultcheck and those sorts of things?

  273. SideJob or SideMoney ? by maxiste · · Score: 1


    Hi, for those that have the IQ to work in IT and seemlesly playing poker as Visual Basic/Visual.Net can give hasardous answer too, I can suggest for those guys to look for Clinical test cobaye instead... In some contry like Canada, the last free land, that can offer I wide range of clinical test, as long you've got the time to spend here ! And for other who's working hard and don't want to fall on dependency of the "playing drug", fall aside, by playing chemistry in your kitchen... They've got a lot of "chemical process" to work here too !

    1. Re:SideJob or SideMoney ? by mscnln · · Score: 0

      What?

    2. Re:SideJob or SideMoney ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, first person to understand what he said, raise the right hand!

  274. There's plenty of programming contracting by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Interesting
    For the last 20 years I've been doing electronic + embedded contracting as a sideline activity. If you have the skills there is always a demand.I've pretty much been able to get work whenever I want it.

    Another activity I've done is write for an electronics magazine. There are various publications out there that **want**, and will pay for, submissions. Apart from getting your name in print, and a cheque, it also gets your name out there for people to read.

    --
    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:There's plenty of programming contracting by LyingDown · · Score: 1

      Can you clarify - what is "electronic + embedded contracting?

    2. Re:There's plenty of programming contracting by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

      Contracting to people requiring embedded software/firmware - like most electronics does these days.

      --
      Engineering is the art of compromise.
  275. Guitars... by domenic+v1.0 · · Score: 1

    I sell guitars at a local music store. Besides my networking and server/systems administration duties for my main income, I work at my local music equipment store selling guitars, amps, etc...everything from clarinets to triangles. I've been playing guitar for about 7 years now, so music is my other obvious passion besides computers, if you can call computers a passion!

  276. IT + BB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work as the systems administrator @ a local clinic from 8-5. Then for about 20 hours a week, I also work at Best Buy. I personally love the job (most the time; christmas excluded), because the people are fun to work with and discount is beautiful. It's sort of my 'fun money' job, and helps feed my tech addictions.
    It's also nice to see people come in and be genuinely impressed when they can talk to someone about hardware advice, and they know im not making stuff up just to make a buck for my employer. (we don't work on commission) Then of course, like everyone knows, i also work for my family and friends... and their friends... and thier bosses, and their kids, etc. God, i need some sleep.

  277. Social Geeks Bartend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I work at an Irish pub. I work every saturday and pull in over 100$ in tips and 80$ in hourly wage. When we have live entertainment its close to double in tips. Its roughly an extra 700$ a month. Pays for the beamer. :)

  278. How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you get yourself a GF that's in your league. What are you doing messing around with the plumbers daughter??

  279. Mutual Satisfaction by Baby+Duck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I fix my brother's computer; he does my taxes.

    --

    "Love heals scars love left." -- Henry Rollins

  280. 2 words by ruqkus · · Score: 1

    Prosti tution!

  281. IT is everywhere by krray · · Score: 1

    All you have to do is look around. I can't count the number of business' that need networking 101 help.

    One business was running (20+ workstations) complete peer-to-peer wireless. No Internet, no router, no switches, no hub, just a bunch of Dell's -- some with XP Home, others with XP Pro, and of course 95 still in the mix, with wireless network cards in them. They couldn't understand why their Quickbook users kept getting bumped from the database (first off, it wasn't a multi-user license :), and why moving files from various "servers" (people desktop PC's :) was laggy as hell. Fix: remake one old PC + hardware to bring it to decent memory and at _least_ raid-1 setup (Linux of course). For $200 in parts and $200 in my time you'll have 1) a system you'll never think about again, and 2) something "cheaper", yet more reliable than their Windows anything. A few hundred more to wire up the building and add a decent switch and three other local business' call whose owners eat at the same coffee shop. Word of mouth, if/when you're good :), is a _very_ powerful thing. I still don't have a listed number in my work life.

    You would be surprised how much help those poor people living in those multi-mullion dollar homes in various communities need networking 101 help. Wireless when applicable, absolutely killer X-Serve storage system(s) [serving the home theatre among other things] with Gigabit networking and the fun begins with people who want auto-sensing remote-control lighting, water, or blinds in the pool house. Those jobs are _always_ fun.

    Microsoft borne virus', worms, trojans, spyware, hacks, tricks, and baffles are also just more $$$ to the pot. I love to hate Windows. The good clients learn what a Mac is, however. :)

    Charge what you can and know that as a independent contracted professional you'll most likely be getting a 1099 (so be prepared to $ave to pay the tax man :). Client contact is a powerful thing, and you're only doing yourself a favor by keeping current with various certifications that may interest you. I've yet to go through classes or seminars where there wasn't at least _one_ thing I walked away learning. Apply said knowledge.

    In the US midwest mom & pop shops will range from $60-$90 for carry-in to $100-$200 on-site service. Now call Microsoft technical support and have credit card in hand to compare prices. What do _you_ make per hour at your regular job? What is fair to charge? What are you worth? I can only answer for myself (and won't here ... technically ya'all are my competition :)...

    1. Re:IT is everywhere by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      I'm here in Indiana myself, and I charge 50$ an hour. If you need me to come in at 1 AM to fix a server issue, Ill be in. Saturday for 1.5 hours? No problem.

      Fair price, and flexible hours. My future schedule (actually, concert dates and such, I play principal clarinet for a symphony) is posted on my personal website. Since those are usually Sunday concerts, I have no problems.

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  282. Tree Hugging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most people think I work in I.T. But, I work in a specialized field . . . telecom network design and implementation. Computers are a tool . . . not a profession.

    But, just like my I.T. friends, the last thing I want to do is turn on a computer when I get home.

    So, I work on radiant-floor heating, solar hot water, and high efficiency wood boiler designs. I hate being tied to a petroleum based economy just as much as the next eco-freak. I just chose to spend my free time actually making it happen. :-)

  283. Working for yourself by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    You know, buying a house, fixing it, renting it...

    I did learn to do quite a few things around the house though - digging basements, putting in new foundation, building frames, installing new roofs, shingles, electrical, plumbing, wood work.

    What I really like to do now is wood work, here are some examples:

    stairs
    more stairs
    door closeup
    kitchen
    kitchen later

  284. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well if they were passionate about it, then maybe they would seek plumbing opportunties around the house, or fix cars, or clean spyware etc. my guess is that they hate their job.

  285. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by mesach · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fortunately I make enough money where that isnt a concern, but I do work enough hours, so that when I am not at work the last thing i want to do is ANYTHING for anyone else.

    Screw you, I'm doing my own thing. Of course that makes my wife kinda mad sometimes when she wants to go shopping and I'm all surly cause I dont wanna go, Guess thats why I havent gotten any in a few weeks maybe its been months, with all this porn I lose track.

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    moo.
  286. Handle support beggars like this: by Thaelon · · Score: 1

    Beggar: "Will you fix my computer?"
    You: "Have I ever asked you for a blowjob?"
    Beggar: "WHAT?!"
    You: "If you don't know me well enough to blow me, I don't know you well enough to fix your for computer nothing. Fixing computers is like giving blowjobs. It's something you either volunteer to do, or you get paid to do it."
    You: *walk away*

    Of course this method doesn't work with family members and may or may not work with members of the opposite sex depending on which way you swing; and of course a girl can't really receive a blowjob, but then girls don't know how to fix computers anyway. (That was a joke ladies, calm down. (Oh wait, girls don't read /. (Still joking......guys.)))

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    Question everything

  287. All you need to do IT support on the side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All I needed to get started helping home users and small businesses (like my dentist) was:

    invoices

    and

    a CD from Microsoft

    I also put together a boot CD to scan and clean virri

    I charge $75 an hour to 'fix' windows PCs here in California using these two CDROMs and an invoice book.

    If you want to be really nice give people a copy of The Open CD (it has good software for home and office users)

  288. Well, you're wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try installing redhat on a box and having it suddenly refuse to continue because it insists it doesn't recognize the normal everyday nothing unusual about it CD drive it's being installed from. One should not be obligated to either surf linux sites for hours in search of a driver, or replace a physical drive, just to install an operating system.

    As a side note, saying stuff like that is the fastest way for someone to get a linux "guru" to answer their question. If they just ask instead of being insulting, the "guru" says to RTFM or STFW (even if you've already done that and note it)... but if you insult the penguin and call it difficult, they get all hot and bothered and have to show you how stupid you are and how easy it is... and give you the answer you need.

    Strange, but true.

    1. Re:Well, you're wrong. by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      As a side note, saying stuff like that is the fastest way for someone to get a linux "guru" to answer their question. If they just ask instead of being insulting, the "guru" says to RTFM or STFW (even if you've already done that and note it)... but if you insult the penguin and call it difficult, they get all hot and bothered and have to show you how stupid you are and how easy it is... and give you the answer you need.

      Exactly.

      --
      "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
  289. periodical distribution by tverbeek · · Score: 1

    For five years (until I got a different job with a conflicting schedule last year) I supplemented my income as an underpaid network administrator with a paper route. It actually paid more per hour than my "real" job did. Yeah, it was a little embarrassing at first (especially when people asked if I was helping my son/daughter), but it was regular exercise, and it put an extra $65/week (before taxes) into my pocket.

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    http://alternatives.rzero.com/
  290. Online Poker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I play poker online as a side job. I've toyed around with it for quite some time, and got serious about it around a year ago. After lots of practice (ie. losing money), I've narrowed down where and when to play, and what games/limits best my skills. I've been making about $2k per month with around 10-12 hours of play per week.

  291. Consult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I consult/contract for past employers.

  292. something most smart computer geeks can do by mixy1plik · · Score: 1

    I clean spyware and associated garbage off PCs. It's easy, with the right wallet of CDs. I've charged anywhere from $75 at the low-end to $200 at the high-end to sanitize machines. It's mostly word-of-mouth, too. The last time, I was paid $125 and it took me 20 minutes. After enduring months of pop-ups and slow performance, the victim was only too happy to shell out for my time. From what I've seen advertised, it seems like the average college student rate for this service is around $100 a pop.

  293. Adult services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...It's the women! They just cant help themselves. I can charge any rate, they keep on coming...

    *AWAKES FROM DREAM*

  294. Spare Time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's that, some kind of new nice implementation I'm not aware of?

  295. porn star by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    If you've got the stanima, I've found being a male porn star is quite lucrative. It doesn't take more than a couple hours a week, is entertaining, and easier than dating.

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    ~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
  296. I sell my mod points on Ebay by THESuperShawn · · Score: 1

    I think if I ever got a "get your submission un-rejected free" card, I would be a millionaire.

    --
    Repant. Thy end is sheer.
  297. Research by response3 · · Score: 0

    I'm a computer engineering student and am an IT consultant. When I'm not doing homework or fixing someone's network, I play with my FreeBSD or Cisco boxes and build the skills that the school doesn't teach, but will be valuable later on.

    I bet that this is how many self employed programmers and network admins learn, by playing around with stuff in their off time. Very often the customer isn't willing to pay $$$ for all of our on-the-job training, so we are forced to learn it on our own.

  298. back in my father's day... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

    I've done a little side work in the computer field, once for a social worker FOAF (now wife-OAF) who was setting up a computer lab in the neighborhood where she worked, once for a former client of a former employer who hired me to do a little extra development.

    These days I've doing software for this site part-time, and my side jobs are my shiatsu and massage practice and karate program (which is actully showing potential of moving from an expensive hobby to at least breaking even this year). And I've been talking lately with some folks about doing a little website set-up and hosting.

    But back before the PC revolution (yes, young'ns, there was a time before everyone had their own machine), in the late 70s/early 80s my father had a reasonably profitable side job running off mailing labels for organizations.

    A church group or a local union chapter could get a discount by sorting their mail by zip code, so my father would get time on the computers at his day-job employer and run off a batch of sorted mailing labels. I remember helping him carry the boxes of punch cards, and getting to go into the machine room with its whirring tape drives, clattering line printer, heavy-duty A/C...ah, geek nostalgia.

    --
    Tom Swiss | the infamous tms | my blog
    You cannot wash away blood with blood
  299. Mechanic Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been a programmer for years, but I've always been into drag racing too, when you drag race your car you break shit, its a know fact.

    Now recently I got fed up with mechanics gouging me to fix and mod my car, not being able to do my own cam installs, or rebuild my bottom end, so I took up mechanic work. It has paid off quite a bit, not only do I love getting away from computers but as it turns out I could make quite a bit of money if there was ever a huge IT crunch and I had trouble finding a computer related job.

  300. Sell Crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I like to spend Sunday afternoons at the neighborhood church dressed like a nun and sell crack to the the bible school kids.

  301. Try a commercial distro... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

    I think with certain distributions that I cal "boutique", you can expect a fair number of issues like the one you describe. While Fedora is in many ways more "polished" than some, for a low stress install it is often best to go with something that is also being marketed commercially. I've installed RHEL3/AS a number of times with very few issues. Some of the BSDs (yes, yes, NOT Linux) are quite polished as well.

    --
    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    1. Re:Try a commercial distro... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'll be trying BSD within a year, probably.

      But I find the solution so far to be largely hardware; FC2 worked like a charm on my Intellistation Opteron machine at work. No problems at all except for that "nvidious" driver, and that was easy to manage once I found out that "cannot locate font server" is Xish for "out of space on disk".

      That's why I expected a problem-free run on the hobby machine. A hobby machine which I'm not going to be paying a yearly license for. ;-)

  302. Housecalls by djdavetrouble · · Score: 1

    Everyone I know (including me) charges $75 an hour, but this is in New York City, where even the air costs more. If I feel like they can't afford it, I'll bust it down to $50/hr. Otherwise it is time taken away from my family. If they balk at the price I really don't care, they can get their nephew that thinks he knows everything to look at it. I also prefer mac housecalls because of the hardware regularity. You never know kind of mess you are getting yourself into on windows housecalls (95, 98, 200, xp ?), borked operating system install, the mysteries of pc calls go on and on. At work at least we have uniform hardware and can simply reimage a machine if more than 45 minutes of troubleshooting is required. I went to one guys house and his celeron took almost 8 full minutes to boot, and I had to reboot windows (imagine that) several times. On mac calls I just bring a rescue disk, a spare HD, and a bootable firewire drive, and can work on any machine back to a blue and white g3.

    --
    music lover since 1969
  303. Teach by jabber01 · · Score: 1

    With an MS in CS, I've spent some free time teaching introductory CS at a local University.

    With a BS, you may be able to teach at a Community College. Or, if you just know what you're doing, but even without credentials, you can volunteer to do computer literacy workshops for kids, seniors, etc.

    --

    The REAL jabber has the user id: 13196
    What you do today will cost you a day of your life

  304. Crystal Cathedral by Jack9 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am part of the tech crew for the Glory of Christmas show this year, presented at the Crystal Cathedral. http://www.crystalcathedral.org/

    You can see my name in the program this year under Flight Operators (we fly the angels). It pays per show with a very flexible schedule. As a perk I get to hang out with the Angels, dancers, etc and am exempt from the Devotions and other religious cermonials. I am a Lutheran and not big on churches...especially money-centric evangelist churches.

    --

    Often wrong but never in doubt.
    I am Jack9.
    Everyone knows me.
  305. more IT work by sponger · · Score: 0

    just more of the same...
    except for family!

  306. Small Business by shawnmyers · · Score: 1

    I personally get my name out to small Doctor's offices, realtors, and such that need simple things done (ie set up my internet connection or get this spyware off).

  307. Side job/hobby by Maskirovka · · Score: 1
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  309. Make your own by halo8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When you get really into computers and you have the smarts and time.. your realize its cheaper and more fun to make your own software.

    BDSM is the same way.. when your really into it you make your own stuff learn a hobby save some cash.. DomDepot (Aka HomeDepot) can be a sadistic place for someone with a creative mind.

    --
    The More Knowledge you have the Luckier you Get- J.R. Ewing
  310. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by dewke · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Trouble is, many family members do not want to pay you to clean megs of spyware off their computer and straighten out lord knows what goofy symptoms it has. They want you to do it for free.

    Ahh the joys of family. Does your mom charge you for Thanksgiving dinner? No, of course not. So we all get to "fix" our families pc's for free because it's what we do.

    --
    Oderint dum metuant
  311. Trons are trons by ayelvington · · Score: 1

    I have a hardware background so i worked as a contract broadcast engineer for a while and fixed transmitters and studio equipment. I get the feeling that those kind of cross skills are rare, but I did get a lot of free tickets to concerts! There is always something out there, but you do need to connect with the right folks and give them what they can afford. ay

  312. My youth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't have a side-line - my 'main' job consumes 150% of my available effort and time... but back when I was at school things were different. When I was a teenager I used to 'deal' in second hand computer equipment. I cultivated sources of cheap faulty equipment, fixed it and sold it on. I made a killing by re-selling industrial dot matrix printers as 'dirt cheap' home printers; by re-cycling floppy drives from defunct proprietary workstations as home computer parts - and my real money spinner - buying broken PCW word processors (where the screen was dead); replacing a worn out potentiometer and selling them on at market rate (10-fold mark up!) It paid my driving lessons (and I took LOADS of lessons); it financed my first car and gave me a small emergency fund I took to University and blew on second-rate pints at the student union. I never turned down an opportunity - and I wasn't above fixing others PCs - hardware or software.
    More recently I find I'm disinterested in "grunging" with this stuff. The money is still there (though you'd have to keep up with the times) and I'd love to meet someone who would be willing to take on the 'grey' jobs... I don't want to spend my free time fixing business PCs where some dip-weed has screwed up a second rate system some prat bought when they last ignored my advice... I'd love to say "Call X - he'll sort it out." - the money is sort-of good for someone who wants to exchange free time for cash... yet I can't find anyone I'd trust to be honest... so often end up sorting stuff gratis. For this work what you need is a network of contacts - one 'sorted job' will often lead to more... but this sideline needs an entrepreneurial flair... and it seems that the sort of technical competent people I'd commend either have the flair and top jobs leaving no spare work time - or no flair and remain in obscurity.

  313. in other words: why open source software's illegal by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

    Ever contributed code to a big project, such as the Linux kernel, while employed full time? Where I work (and everywhere else, I imagne) I signed a document saying anything I invent, create, whatever, while I am on or off company time, is owned by the company. That means my employer owns the copyrights to this post. It also means any code I contribute to open source is actually owned by them, and can't be legally GPL'd.

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  314. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read Slashdot. It's a job, innit?

  315. I run my own website... by freitasm · · Score: 1

    I spend spare time running my own website, geekzone.co.nz... It's nice to be involved in the community some way.

  316. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by vrmlguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, a few weeks ago my wife asked me if I could clean up the computer of one of the other Girl Scout den-mothers. After listening to the job description, I said, "Let me get this right. You're asking me to go to the home of a 27-year-old divorcee who wants me to look at a computer full of porn while her kids aren't home. No problem!"

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    Nothing for 6-digit uids?
  317. Musician by Fissional · · Score: 1

    Well, I know one of the guys I work with is in a band for a sidejob, but then, sometimes I wonder if his job in computers here is his sidejob. As for me, being only 17 and working at the IT help desk at a multi million dollar corporation with 11 locations nationwide (thats alotta employees to support) I think this jobs plenty good enough for now. But umm..i guess my sidejob is high school. At least thats how I place the two.

  318. An advise by apankrat · · Score: 1

    Then don't turn it off when you leave.

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  319. Better Question... by PHanT0 · · Score: 1

    How many people in the IT industry can have side-jobs... I'm under an exclusivity clause.

  320. http://www.weaselballs.com by tippergore · · Score: 1

    My side business is http://www.WeaselBalls.com, we buy our weasel balls in bulk -- and pass the savings on TO YOU!!!

    Hey, it's a Niche Market. Go to hell!

  321. Best Buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I work at best buy as side work. Amazingly it is great place to work, the discounts are insane, new videos cards with 100$+ off, tv's, digital cameras.. The prices are great, plus I get paid to play with a bunch of new toys.

  322. Re:in other words: why open source software's ille by runderwo · · Score: 1

    You can cross out undesirable terms in a contract. Usually the hiring drone doesn't even blink an eye if they really want you to work there. They want the default case to be that they own you, if you don't take the time to read the document and disallow them from doing so.

  323. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by stor · · Score: 1

    You ain't from round here, are ya boi?

    Lez getim

    Cheers
    Stor

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    "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
  324. You HAVE a day job? by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

    I read craigslist, man.

    1. Re:You HAVE a day job? by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      craigslist rules... that's where i'm going after i finish posting in this article.

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      please me, have no regrets.
  325. You'd never believe me.... by mattboston · · Score: 1

    but I'm a pimp :)

    1. Re:You'd never believe me.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean you're a recruiter?

    2. Re:You'd never believe me.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think he means he's been playing everquest too long.

  326. Try this . . . by dheltzel · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Write some software in your free time
    2. Open source it
    3. ???
    4. Profit !!!

    Now, ain't that easy?

  327. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by wuice · · Score: 2

    I know someone else has probably already said this, but..

    I can't believe you charge your family members to click a couple of buttons in ad-aware for them. Granted, it may take a couple more button clicks to install the program and get it up to date. Do you charge per click? Do they get a discount on double-clicks?

  328. I make a killing on: by jmrobinson · · Score: 1

    Educating on and removing spyware.

  329. Poker as a "job" by WebCowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would never feel comfortable considering poker as a job, side or otherwise, regardless of the amount of income it generates (interestingly enough, the Canadian government agrees--playing poker is not a job and your winnings are not considered taxable income--they are "lottery winnings"--and casinos, lotteries and game shows already pay tax on the revenue they make from the losers). Casinos (online or otherwise) rely on there being more losers than winners in order to have a sustainable (duh). Given that big-time casinos offer high-rollers complementary-everything (valet parking, drinks, food, sometimes even accomodation) it is apparent that there a *great deal* more losers than winners.

    If you enjoy gambling, by all means, have fun--just so long as you treat it as ENTERTAINMENT and set a budget of how much you can lose and QUIT when you reach that limit (or quit while you are ahead. Considering it as a JOB (ie. depending on the proceedings of gambling as your livelihood) is reckless and possibly immoral IMHO (your opinion may differ but I'm stating mine because gambling addiction has affected more than one person I know):

    * It is reckless because by law of averages the time will come where it is your turn to pay the piper. If you rely on gambling income for your livelihood then you may put you and your family out on the street.

    * It can be considered immoral to live of the proceeds of gambling because you are putting your families quality of life on the line (if you have a family you are supporting), and less directly you are profiting from the exploitation of others--every time you win big others have to lose (sometimes big). Some of these people are gambling addicts ruining their lives.

    This is my personal opinion so I hope I do not offend too many people. I enjoy going to the Casino from time to time but I am by no means a big player (I've never let my losses exceed $100). In a way gambling is like sex--it is a great recreational activity but when it becomes a way of life it tends to lead towards exploitation and ruins lives.

    As for what I do on the side...well my day job keeps me pretty occupied and my personal schedule is pretty full too, so there is little in the way of "side job" work right now. However, I still have a mostly-dormant side business which involves PC upgrading, repair, virus/worm/trojan removalfrom Win2k/XP machines, etc. I do not depend on this income for my livelihood (it would only by me the occasional dinner at a fancy restaurant anyways).

    In the case of the virus removal, if it gets me a bit of extra spending money and that money is willingly given (and giveable) by the PC owner than I'll do it from time to time. Besides being unenjoyable work I would not like to make a living off of others peoples misfortunes. I think that if Windows requires so much security maintenance that people can actually make a living solely from that activity that Microsoft should be the one footing the bill, not the end users directly. I'd prefer to make my living as a developer, thanks.

    1. Re:Poker as a "job" by MxTxL · · Score: 1

      It is reckless because by law of averages the time will come where it is your turn to pay the piper. If you rely on gambling income for your livelihood then you may put you and your family out on the street.

      This is very true. But it applies only to the casino games. The odds are stacked against you and over a long enough timeline you WILL lose... even in blackjack, the game with best odds, you will eventually lose your shirt. Poker, however, is not a game where the odds are stacked against you. Poker is a skill game of player against player and to pro poker players is definately NOT gambling. Those players that are truly gifted can go on for years and years with consistant winnings.

  330. Not for everyone... by Pierce · · Score: 1

    ...Military Reserves and physical security.

  331. pimp out milfs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    easy money...

  332. hey!! by Spellbinder · · Score: 1

    i never turn on my computer when i come home
    not even my mother turns on her computer... it is allready running

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    stop supporting microsoft with pirating their software!!!!!
  333. Wedding photography by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes for family, which I usually do for free or a token amount (or as a wedding gift, which, when you factor in the typical expenses, comes out to be pretty generous). I don't do prints, though - I bring the gear, take the photos, edit, and give them a CD.

  334. What I Do On Weekends by Greenisus · · Score: 1

    I'm a software developer for a major corporation, and on the weekends I DJ at a night club.
    I even got to meet MC Hammer.
    Oh, and I do more IT, by doing the club's website.

    /my 0.02 USD

  335. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by buysse · · Score: 4, Funny

    After that reply, did you still get to go?

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  336. Spyware by PhotoBoy · · Score: 1

    I make a fair bit of side cash helping clueless people remove Spyware from their machines. It's usually a case of installing AdAware and SpyBot S&D and I'm done, it's all voodoo to them of course.

    The pornographic pop-ads are of course because their "son" was last using the computer...

  337. Or Intel or IBM or ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They all have these terms. Most people just don't read the contracts or don't understand them.

  338. Hell, all I do is side work! by Sai+Babu · · Score: 1

    Built one-off low EMI data acquistion system for NASA (plus some govt jobs I'm not a liberty to describe).
    Plumbing
    Electrical (unlicensed but work with up to 440VAC 3phase, mostly installing CNC machine tools also do the interfaces to run old machines on newer computers)
    Roofing
    Carpentry
    Auto repair
    Buy and sell surplus unix systems and networking hardware.
    Control system design.
    International RF communications systems installation and emergency repair.
    Multi-vendor systems integration (you'd be surprised how often the customer wants to mix vendors and none of the vendors will touch the job).
    Instrumentation, including LASER remote sensing.
    Broker 'systems' and 'stuff'.
    Always looking for something 'different' to do. Will travel almost anywhere pay/risk is acceptable.

  339. Work full time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People in the IT field work full time when not doing IT work. They do technology related work (usually far below their skill set and qualifications) on weekends and after hours. During the day they have full time jobs doing just about anything else. If only I were living in India, I could do IT full time, and have a side job doing something else. Too bad that's not the case.

  340. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by pixel.jonah · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Some interesting comments - My above statement is somewhat of a blanket reactionist statement that I make fairly often.

    In reality - I help my keep my grandparents computer running (They're in their 80s and do an amazing amount with their computer - but it's an incredible eye-opener in regards to the huge usability failings of computers these days.), hack on some old hardware setting up a home music server, and ripping my CDs to it. (Which I'm thinking of rsync'ing with the one at work.) Etc.

    But if I have the time I'd rather be working on my photography hiking, or hanging out with my girlfriend and/or other friends.

    It's all about balance - Work / Play (Not necessarily in that order!)

  341. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by hsteck_ylf · · Score: 1

    Ya, No matter how much time I spend working on computers during the day, I still find myself sitting in front of my computer every evening working on one of my hobby websites (http://FreeGratisProducts.com) or doing work for my own web development company (http://socal.jncissler.com) or something else along those lines. Both of those sites bring me in about an extra $125 a month and I enjoy doing them. Hopefully I can make those my main job sometime in the future :)... Nothing like loving what you do!

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    If you are expecting something here, I don't know what to tell you...
  342. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by qazwsx789 · · Score: 1

    "Having a passion for something, and wanting to work on other people's broken shit is hardly the same thing."

    EXACTLY! Well put indeed.

  343. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by OrangeTide · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Artists that paint houses as a day job can't wait to go home and "quit painting".

    Having a real job generally involves a large amount of meetings, company politics and doing work that you don't want to do. Like if someone higher up mandated you use some specific tool, or setup your network topology a certain way, or put some stupid feature in a software package. You usually end up having to do it, even though you think it's a stupid. And nobody can have a passion about that.

    The point is, in generally, working in the IT industry isn't something you enjoy doing 100% of the time, unless you are at an exceptional company.

    I love designing, writing and debugging software. But most of my time is spent managing documentation revisions, discussing status in meetings, implementing dumb ideas that aren't mine, etc. I don't hate my job, if I did I would quit, but I can't say that I have a passion for being a software engineer.

    I but I do have a passion for coding. But after a long day at work I'm really too burnt out to even play games. I end up reading a book, cooking dinner or watching a movie. By about 10pm I'm finally rested enough to do something on the computer. But that does not leave me much time if I have to wake up by 8am.

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    “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
  344. WITH LOONIX COMPUTER ALWAYS ON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    up 768 days, 18:20

  345. My background is in theatre by kinrowan · · Score: 1

    ...so I have a job (recently acquired) doing part-time theatre work. Lets me keep my regular, decently-paying, 45 hour per week job but also keep my fingers in the stuff that I used to really love doing, but had to give up to support my family (without working 80+ hours per week). Best of both worlds! Course I'm working more than 45 hours per week, but who's counting (aside from me)?

  346. Xpel Installer by schatten · · Score: 1

    you know, the clear bra stuff. www.xpel.com

  347. Now it's the main work... by spywhere · · Score: 1

    I was a Desktop Engineer for a consulting firm, and did home & small business computer support on the side. In 2003, I had to pay taxes as a business on the side work. This forced me to obtain a business license... When the side work brought in almost as much as my primary job just from work-of-mouth, I "retired" and started advertising. Now, the consulting firm wants me back, as a consultant, for a lot more money. :^)

  348. Re: Ask for BEER not CASH by JMandingo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My friends and family know the proper currency to ply me with - BEER. They have to have at least a six on ice for me, and they better be willing to fetch them for me while I work my magic.

    Also, if it is a big job (have them describe their problem over the phone) I have them bring just the box to my place and I hook it up to a spare monitor, keyboard, mouse, etc. That way I can peck at it here and there while I'm working on something else more important.

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    Vonnegut was right: Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, "It might have been."
  349. gigol by bozojoe · · Score: 1

    its fun, its easy and step 4: profit

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    lick the cancle button (at least thats what our Chinese QA says)
  350. Why have a sidejob? Use the skills to help? by Sander_ · · Score: 1

    Yes, we have all been throgh the phase of not being able to come to a family gathering without being peppered with various things about why someones machine is doing bad things, told everyone about Windows Update and why someone's cold didn't come from a computer virus, but anti-virus is still nice to have.

    Istead of seeing it all as freeloading, why not turn around and get favours back? A nice dinner every now and then, related to a plumber or lawyer, use their services back. But, this is all mundane. Why not use your spare time to contribute skills where it can do real good stuff?

    This project on SourceForge: http://sourceforge.net/projects/care2002/ for eaxmple. They're creating an open source Hospital Management system. It is being heavly deplyed in the thirs world where hospitals can easily cover 200k people and still do everything by paper.

    I use my own cash to travel to this hospital in Tanzania: http://haydom.no/. It is run literally in the bush, it is in the middle of nowhere, yet covers patients in an area the size of Texas, has 400 beds and the whole hospital now has managed to get basic things like e-mail, a working installation of the system above, and on my last trip a month back I got to use their satelite link for the most down to earth thing:

    Having all this hi tech wiz-stuff around, satelite links, a small server with IMAP and a few PC's I was summoned to the X-Ray dept, told to bring my digital camera so that I could snap a picture of an x-ray of a small kids chest, take it online and mail it to a colleague back home to get assistance on the diagnosis. This kid had never seen a digital camera, had no idea what the internet was, and better yet, even senior personell was baffled by having a kid's x-ray in a mondern hospital within ten minutes for diganosis.

    There are plenty projects that cover this kind of donation of time and work, why not give back where it can really matter? After all, when's the last time you got to play hero geek and literally save a life?

    1. Re:Why have a sidejob? Use the skills to help? by a3217055 · · Score: 1

      Wow that's really impressive, I envy you...

  351. Legacy Application support/ development. by rayh911 · · Score: 1
    In the current market, there seem to be a lot of applications left behind in the march toward M$ nirvana. While we all like to play with the new toys, it would surprize you how much someone would be willing to pay for a tweak here, a personal upgrade there.

    It is easy to pull in $55 - $75/hour, depending on the app. The brass ring are the people who will pay $95/hour plus for the skills they can find no where else. Generally with no hard time line (we're just happy you're getting it done).

    Unfortunately, I have not been able to pull together enough to shed my full time mill stone, but it gets better each year. But for many of my clients, it is cheaper to pay me to keep it going than it is to give in to industry trends and fad technologies.

  352. a success story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I started school and a new job at the same time and the job had a point based attendance policy, including unscheduled overtime. Because of that I quit school and decided to ditch the idea of an IT career. Might be the smartest thing I ever did. I can still satisfy my interests to whatever extent seems appropriate. Occasional side gigs as a musician is all the second job I need or want.

  353. haha.. by comet69 · · Score: 1

    i worked at a pizzaria..and umm.. made pizza.. it was fun.. i would prefer it over any IT job if it paid more than $7 an hour..

    *searches monster.com for pizza maker jobs start at $40k*

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    - Hi I'm Linus Torvalds and I pronounce Linux, Lih-nix..
  354. Transvestite Cabaret Dancer by multiplexo · · Score: 2, Funny
    But I'm not allowed to talk about it at work any more because HR says that it creates a "hostile workplace environment". Funny, I thought I was dead sexy wearing the fishnets and a pair of Manolo Blahnik fuck me shoes.

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    cheap labor conservatives - they want to keep you hungry enough to be thankful for minimum wage.
  355. Wanna make money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gambling, pimping, and selling dope.

  356. other work by EngMedic · · Score: 1

    i have a side business de-spywareing people's computers in the community (rates range from free ( my parents), beer (my friends), and $75/hour (everyone else)

    I'm also an EMT, and even though i'm not paid, it provides a meaningful service to my community at large and makes me feel like i occasionally do something useful with my life.

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  357. ...inside job, of course by Muhammar · · Score: 0, Troll

    is that white-colar enough?

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    I doubt that we will ever figure out - and I suspect that even if we did figure out we couldn't do much about it
  358. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    Paraphrasing:
    C'mon Sammy, sing us a song.
    Jeez Arch, leave the man alone. How would you like it if someone came up to you and said, "Hey Archie, let's see you do some loadin' an liftin'."

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    What?
  359. Amatuer Porn Star..... by fataugie · · Score: 1

    collector

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    WTF? Over?

  360. Why do you have to have an IT related side job? by SavoWood · · Score: 1

    Personally, I have a home network and use it as a hobby shop, but when I want to earn some dough, I teach.

    I get out and teach dance that is. I also teach some IT stuff, but I mostly teach Lindy Hop. It's a lot of fun and a total departure from the daily grind of the IT world. Besides, it's probably the only way some of us IT guys are going to be able to hold a girl that close. *GRIN*

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  361. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    And on the other hand you have people like myself that like to see how much use you can get out of aging hardware & enjoy the challenge. But then again, I don't maintain networks/computers for a living anymore.

    Jaysyn

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    There is a war going on for your mind.
  362. White collar by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    Coming from a white collar family (teachers) I can say that we certainly DID have the idea of side jobs. My father had side jobs until he started making enough that he didn't need them anymore, and then he still a bit of landscaping in the neighborhood until the day he died. My mother quit teaching when she had children, but continued tutoring until not too long ago.

    This isn't a blue collar versus white collar thing. All you need for a side job is the desire/need for a little bit more income, and the time to do it. I know many blue collar workers who don't have side jobs, and many white collar workers who do.

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    Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  363. Side Jobs by hydertech · · Score: 1

    I take summers off and commercial fish in Alaska 4 months out of the year.

  364. Ski! by vinn · · Score: 1

    Okay, so I live in a weird part of the country. We have 4 world class ski resorts within 20 minutes of my front door: A Basin, Keystone, Breckenridge, Copper Mtn. Side jobs are extremely common up here. So what do I do for a side job? Last year I worked Competition Services for Breckenridge - we put on huge events, like X Games qualifiers. I've also worked in ski rental and tune shops.

    Oh, and since my main job is telecom, I get asked to run cabling for friends. At various times I've had my entire refrigerator full of beer because of it.

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    1. Re:Ski! by Suburbanpride · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh, and since my main job is telecom, I get asked to run cabling for friends. At various times I've had my entire refrigerator full of beer because of it. barters the way to go. I help my neighbor(who owns a tire shop) set up dsl on his computer and got free mounting, balencing and liftime rotation on a new set of tires for my car. It was 20 minutes of work that he never would have paid me $80 for, but had no problem giving me $80 worth of service for it.

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  365. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Slime-dogg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe he should. When I get home, I know that I loathe opening up a programming environment. I've thought about some various side projects and stuff, but I never follow through on them. The reason is that I get paid to program. I think it's fun, but I don't find recreation in it.

    I also have quite a bit of IT knowledge: fixing up computers, abolishing ad-ware, fixing user accounts, training, getting things to "work..." I hate it when my aunt says to me, "Mike, I've got a problem with my computer. My scanner..." First off, I dislike the headache I get when trying to fix things, when I could be doing something fun (i.e. playing pool). Second, I hate that I feel an obligation to work because she's my aunt.

    A good side job is what I had a couple of years ago. I was a barista in a coffee shop. I could relax, talk to the customers, shoot the breeze with my co-workers, and generally not think about computers at all. I came home tired, but happy. I was refreshed in the morning as well.

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    You need to restart your computer. Hold down the Power button for several seconds or press the Restart button.
  366. fish have a calming effect by Yonder+Way · · Score: 1

    When I go home, I breed and sell tropical fish for the pet industry. Price per fish is low, like a buck each, but considering each pair of parents has several hundred babies every ten days or so, having a few pairs around is good side money.

  367. Do What you like by reddawnman · · Score: 1
    Personally, I consider IT my side job.

    I'm a freelance musician who does IT to supplement the income during slow periods, but right now I'm still in school.

    Do what you like to do, and find some way to make it a side job. How about teaching kids about computers while they are young enough to really figure them out? I'm doing side work teaching music to a bunch of middle school kids, and it pays about the same as some of my IT jobs.

    Find a way to do what you like well, and someone, somewhere will want to pay you for it. In today's world of outsourcing, finding a niche is what its all about. when they physically need your services because you are the only, oh i duno, mac literate musician who is sociable enough to teach kids...

    you are pretty much established as a go-to-guy.

  368. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you've got some issues, pal. I also do some auto mechanic stuff "on the side." I don't do it for the money (I'm pretty well paid in the IT profession on Wall Street)...I do it because I enjoy it. Maybe the other poster is the same.

    Also, I suspect that you've got more in common with the "400+ employees at Walmart" if you feel the need to rag on someone for saying they're in a 200 person firm. Grow up.

  369. Re:in other words: why open source software's ille by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    t also means any code I contribute to open source is actually owned by them, and can't be legally GPL'd.

    Yes it can, it just means that you need your employer's permission first, as they own the copyright, not you.

    If you mean that you can't unilaterally GPL it, well, no, but you don't own the copyright; you can't choose to GPL my code, either. (Not quite the same thing, but you know what I mean)

  370. me, I run an open source project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I manage an nBody model project. It's all a bit small scale now (i.e, we don't make any money) but it should eventually become big enough to interest people running large scale experiments, at which point it will hopefully start to pay off fiscally. In the meantime, it's a whole bunch of fun.

  371. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Large+Green+Mallard · · Score: 1

    I used to spend all day at work dealing with screwed up Windows boxes.

    That's why I bought a mac for home ;)

  372. Side jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lieutenant/EMT (part-time) on the local fire department.
    A great way to work the stress out of your system and exercise those cobwebby things called muscles that atrophy when you just sit at the keyboard all day.

  373. Male prostitute by winkydink · · Score: 1

    which, come to think of it, is remarkably similar to my day job (getting paid for bending over)

    --

    "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

  374. What I do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Business process consulting...

    Management consulting...

    Network design...

    Purchase order reviews...

    Investigating communications bills or leases to save money...

    Work construction - be the gofer guy... Hell, work with the electrician and pull something other than low-voltage wiring for a change...

    I've worked at Home Depot - lots of fun. You get to drive fork lift trucks and other stuff, learn about *everything* and meet lots of very interesting people... It's $10 or less per hour, but it was great exercise, and lots of fun... Everyone I met was top notch (well, one or two exceptions but that's everywhere).

    Shovel snow? Cut lawns? Push a vending cart?

    Build web sites...

    Drive cars across country for rental places that had a one-way rental...

    Ghostwrite books...

    Work as a DJ at parties...

    Would you like fries with that?

    The thing is to EXPLORE... You already know and have mastered IT - do something else and have some fun...You never know where it will lead

    1. Re:What I do... by xenlab · · Score: 1

      What an amazing Idea. I never thought of having them make donations 'in my name' to causes I care about. EFF is def. one of them. Thanks!

      --
      - my girlfriend can beat up your girlfriend.
  375. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by JanneM · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Renée Magritte (of "This in not a pipe" fame) went to his studio every morning after breakfast, then came home at the same time every day for dinner with the family, effectively treating the art as his dayjob.

    Just because someone really likes doing something - even if they are passionate about it - people may well want to not do it all the time. Most scientists do not actually spend all their waking hours thinking about their work, most mucisians aren't always playing or thinking about music.

    Most people, passionate or not, do want a life.

    --
    Trust the Computer. The Computer is your friend.
  376. Apple by Fek'Lar · · Score: 0

    Steve Jobs side job is running Apple.

  377. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

    I have learned that until you are the one person keeping someone's computer alive, you never really completely control or own that person.

    I would quote Grand Moff Tarkin here for effect, but any self respecting hacker is hearing the words in the back of his head long before he finishes reading what I wrote ...

    Fear

    --
    Glonoinha the MebiByte Slayer
  378. On seeking job2 by SkyCracker · · Score: 1

    This one really hit home. Over the holiday here in the states, friends confided that they had 3 jobs, not 2. One is CEO of a SW firm. He has a job at Mitre in addition to a job teaching evening classes at MIT. Another works as a researcher at Boston U, while keeping a job as a SW writer at a nother company. I had come to the conclusion that plumbing, roofing and electrical may be it for me, as I am a landlord as well as a SW writer. Lesson was - 3 jobs, max on diversity as well as non - outsourceability.

    1. Re:On seeking job2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Housing prices in MA force you to have 3 jobs. Why don't you morons MOVE.

  379. Come on guys.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hasn't anybody seen office space :)

    Just write some software for the pay role server

  380. Working in IT.... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1
    ..is my side job.

    Hopefully not for much longer, although I'd be sad to give up my other job, working at an animal rescue shelter. Still, I'm slightly better (and more interested in) IT as a career. Gotta go with #1.

    --
    Linux, you magnificent bastard, I read the fucking manual!
  381. CD-ROM Drive Mining.. by aero2600-5 · · Score: 1

    This is almost a hobby..

    Buying used CD-ROM drives and plugging them in to see if A) they work and B) what's in them. I'd say one out of three has something in it. Very odd... Anyone want a copy of Disney's '102 Dalmations: Puppies To The Rescue'? No? Awww....

    Everyone needs a hobby..

    Aero

    --
    Please stop hurting America -- Jon Stewart
  382. I'm a bouncer at a club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A ton of the guys that I have bounced with have been computer workers either looking to make some extra cash, or have a one or two night a week hiatus in a job that will actually get you laid.

  383. Have you even played? by GreenCrackBaby · · Score: 1

    I have to reply to your very incorrect post.

    In a game of poker, you do not play the casino, but you play the other players. The casino makes money by taking a (small) percentage of the bet. While luck plays a factor, in the long run a good poker player comes out ahead.

    --

    "The market alone cannot provide sufficient constraints on corporation's penchant to cause harm." -- Joel Bakan
    1. Re:Have you even played? by RedHat+Rocky · · Score: 1

      "While luck plays a factor, in the long run a good poker player comes out ahead."

      And if you're not coming out ahead, you're not a good poker player.

      --
      Anything is possible given time and money.
    2. Re:Have you even played? by WebCowboy · · Score: 1

      The closest thing I've played to poker in a casino is Pai Gow--although I have played casually before.

      Soory to break this to you buddy, but poker IS gambling--it is a game of chance that you bet money on. It's like saying horse racing isn't gambling...well both are gambling. Poker and horse racing are similar in that there is an element of skill and strategy which influences the outcome, however BOTH are games of chance. Just like you cannot know the outcome of a horse race, there is no way of knowing what cards you'll get--there is a reandom element beyond the participant's control.

      In the long run a good poker player *most likely* comes out ahead--probably because the good poker players (that are not gambling addicts) know to quit while they're ahead and their cards aren't doing anything for them (there is only so much you can do with bluffing). In any case, the amount of winnings cannot be assured (nor can you be assured you will not lose your shirt). I agree that if you are good then poker is a low-risk game, but I still think relying on poker as a job is irresponsible.

      Day trading on the stock market is the same thing--it's a cool hobby, can make you rich, etc but it is also gambling of sorts, and investing all your life savings in it is irrisponsible. During the dot-com bubble it seemed to me that there were some striking parallels between full-time day traders and compulsive gamblers.

  384. Investing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spend some time learing how to invest. It takes significant efffort, but if you do it right you can gain far more than you could with a side job.

  385. Web Developer/Tech Support/Bartender/eBay Seller by stevenster · · Score: 1

    I am working for http://www.justsnipe.com/ during the day and some night shifts, bartending during the weekend night, doing email tech support, and reselling junk (computer stuff) on ebay on a spare time. Spare time!! ... I just wish there are 30 hours a day and 10 days a week.

  386. Foreign exchange has been kind to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been doing forex for almost a year. I put in $5k in March and I'm getting close to the point where I can contemplate quitting my day job and moving to Canada.

    It doesn't take up a lot of time. It helps if you are a news junkie. I usually make the most money while I am sleeping.

    It is gambling though, and isn't for the faint of heart. It is much easier to lose money than it is to make it.

  387. A side job as an entrepreneurial salesman by DFortress · · Score: 1

    Could always pick up a side job as an entrepreneur on Ebay, selling all of your obselete computer hardware so you can buy things that are more useful.

  388. Business model by TeknoTurd · · Score: 1, Funny

    Step 1. Steal underwear
    Step 2. ...
    Step 3. Profit

    --
    Erin Go Bragh!
  389. Well by ebob9 · · Score: 1

    For my side job, I build my own Internet then generate hits to my own Google to make my own cash.

    I then buy my own food grown in my own garden, except when I refuse to take my own check.

  390. Small businesses need help... by ursabear · · Score: 1

    I've spent the past 13 years working on and off in a side business helping others with their computer and network needs. There are literally thousands of small (50 employees) businesses out there with no in-house IT help of any kind. They're usually great with whom to deal - it does require you to work at night and on weekends. I didn't mind it too much for most of those years because it always had lots of income for my family.

    I never really had to worry about getting customers. Most small business owners would love an inexpensive local Geek to come in and set up their computers and nets...

  391. Re:Don't most IT'ers make enough to not have side by twnth · · Score: 1
    Don't most IT'ers make enough to not have side job

    not if you're just starting out, have a student loan, bought a new car (because you have to respond to calls at stupid hours in stupid places), want to save up for a house......

    personally, being on call 1 week in 3 totally screws up being able to have a side job.

  392. Porn cleaner ... by crimethinker · · Score: 3, Interesting
    From a different angle:

    My daughter's sunday school teacher is a single mom with teenage boys. She doesn't have a lot of money, but a family member gave her a new computer last Christmas, and the phone company is selling DSL for only a few bucks more than AOHell. Knowing she can't afford to pay anyone to set it up, I agree to help her set it up, no charge.

    A few months later, she's having trouble - can't log in to some site to sign up for a credit-card processing account so she can accept CC for her Mary Kay side business, and she asks for help. I go over one night after work, and one of her boys is doing his homework at the kitchen table, PC in the living room.

    She shows me the error, and I immediately point out that CyberSitter or some similar censorware is blocking the site. "Yes, I installed that to help keep the porn off the computer." I pull up the logs, and it's FULL of porn sites being blocked at times when she was at work. He tried to blame it on spam and spyware, and I was non-committal, just wanted to get the thing working for her, but I think she had a little talk with him after I left.

    Can you say "uncomfortable?"

    P.S. Still can't figure out why cybershitter blocks a credit card merchant site, but I just told her to disable the software when she logged in to do CC stuff.

    -paul

    --
    Pistol caliber is like religion: everyone has their favourite, and theirs is the only right choice.
    1. Re:Porn cleaner ... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 4, Insightful
      P.S. Still can't figure out why cybershitter blocks a credit card merchant site, but I just told her to disable the software when she logged in to do CC stuff.

      If the particular CC company is used by porn sites to process payments, that might just be the reason!

      --
      "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    2. Re:Porn cleaner ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If the particular CC company is used by porn sites to process payments, that might just be the reason!

      Unless the merchant site itself hosts pr0n, I see no reason for blocking it for porn reasons since presumably they'd be unable to get there from the blocked porn site, or back from there to the pr0n site.

      It's more likely that the thing blocked the site to keep the kids from sneaking the cards out of mommys purse (or some numbers off IRC) and going on a shopping spree.

    3. Re:Porn cleaner ... by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 1

      If the particular CC company is used by porn sites to process payments, that might just be the reason!

      Unless the merchant site itself hosts pr0n, I see no reason for blocking it for porn reasons since presumably they'd be unable to get there from the blocked porn site, or back from there to the pr0n site.

      It's more likely that the thing blocked the site to keep the kids from sneaking the cards out of mommys purse (or some numbers off IRC) and going on a shopping spree.

      I'd mod the parent up, but I'm still invisible.

    4. Re:Porn cleaner ... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1, Funny

      I pull up the logs, and it's FULL of porn sites being blocked at times when she was at work. He tried to blame it on spam and spyware, and I was non-committal, just wanted to get the thing working for her, but I think she had a little talk with him after I left.

      Can you say "uncomfortable?"


      Easy solution for that.

      Turn the kid on to Linux, give him the URL for knoppix or one of the other live linux distros.

      Then he can boot to linux for his porn viewing needs and his mom won't have to be embarrased by any of the porn entries in nannysitter's logs.

      Everybody wins.

      --
      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    5. Re:Porn cleaner ... by plover · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I try to make sure the family is as bored as possible watching me clean up with Spybot. Hopefully, they lose interest and wander off before it starts listing the deleted cookies like C:\Documents and settings\14-year-old-kids-name\cookies\xxx.sexxxtr acker.sex

      I don't want to be in a position to have to "pass judgement" on them, nor do I want to narc on the kids. I figure that if they're having me clean up porn popups, then they've already figured out that "someone" has been visiting naughty sites. It's their job to deal with their kids, not mine.

      As for me, I don't care for blocking software, and I don't have it in my house. I think parents need to be parental, rather than hope for some automated solution. Besides, I think most kids are smart enough that they view blocking software as a sign that "dad doesn't trust them." If you're running blocking software, then guess what? They're right.

      --
      John
    6. Re:Porn cleaner ... by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      "Still can't figure out why cybershitter blocks a credit card merchant site, but I just told her to disable the software when she logged in to do CC stuff."

      The one time that I used blocking software (it was a beta service in software I was testing), there was a place to report links that were categorized incorrectly (sites about breast cancer and family photo sites were examples of things that might be blocked automatically). It was my understanding that that service was pretty responsive after links were reported. Not sure if this service would be the same or not.

    7. Re:Porn cleaner ... by ForestGrump · · Score: 1

      but its a religous household...
      God won't like the pron.

      --
      Is it true that more people vote for the winner of American Idol, than vote for the president? -Ali G.
    8. Re:Porn cleaner ... by The-Bus · · Score: 1

      Slip the guy some Playboys and Penthouses and tell him to stop screwing around on the computer.

      --

      Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.

    9. Re:Porn cleaner ... by magefile · · Score: 1

      My advice: install FF and x (Paranoia plugin) for 'em and tell the kids what it is.

    10. Re:Porn cleaner ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree, I'm all for ratting them out, the lucky little bastards. I didn't have easy access to porn when I was a teenager (though one 14 year old friend's dad bought him a subscription to Playboy, that was awesome). Why the hell should I help these kids get away with it? They should pay their dues like I did, counting the days until they turn 18. Dammit!

  393. an odd lot of odd jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (1) home networking and PC trouble-shooting, also sometimes small businesses
    (2) occasional IT contract work (web development, for example) for departments at work that don't have their own IT staff (outside of my regular work hours* and with my boss' OK)
    (3) church musician/singer, sometimes preach too

    *I am in a bargaining unit, so 40 hour weeks are the norm, even for IT technical staff.

    Doug

  394. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Artifakt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ad-Aware has just about totally stopped me from charging people I halfway like. When someone agrees to a. change to Mozilla or Firefox, and b. Install ad-Aware, and learn how to use it, I will usually help them not only with that, but fix a few other niggling little nuisances their PC suffers from. If they are blindly loyal to IE, they tend to get charged about 30 bucks an hour.
    I only charge one relative, but he's a second cousin that is convinced he can make more money in the market if he has an even faster connection. He is currently using cable internet because they said it was up to 5 times faster than local DSL, ignoring that he can't get that speed during the hours the market trades, and when he heard that the cable speeds tend to be faster early in the morning (like 4 A.M.), he decided to start trading on forign exchanges, even though he knows next to nothing about the companies involved, because he's that convinced the extra speed somehow matters. He hears a distorted explanation of resetting MTU's in the Windows registry for faster access systems, from one of his clueless friends, and I get another call. Him, I charge for calls.

    --
    Who is John Cabal?
  395. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't really want to clean megs of spyware off a family members' computer, but if they want to slip me some cash I'll be right over.

    take a tip from Billy Gates.

    nobody get's something for free. bill charged his family and that is how he started microsoft.

    Aunt Meggie can either give you $50 bucks or she can give the computer super center $120.00 to fix her computer.

    It works great, and the first time they get real prices to have a computer repaired and it returned to them with everything erased they will gladly feed you, give you a beer and 50 bones in cash.

    I stopped giving away my weekends and weeknights to relatives and friends years ago. give them a deep discount like my example, but do NOT give it away free.

    --
    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
  396. Stupid Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a really stupid question, overall.

    What kind of side jobs do IT people do? Uh, fix computers, maybe home networks? Programming?

    DUH. Obviously your white collar (read: white bread) upbringing has left you more than just sheltered - you're fuckin retarded.

    1. Re:Stupid Question by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Considering the number of people who've posted about how they are on a dance team, or fix electrical problems, or repair bikes, or play poker online, or any of a myriad of non-IT activities as side work, I'd say you're the one who is "sheltered" (from reality, that is) and perhaps a little "fuckin retarded."

    2. Re:Stupid Question by Kurt+Wall · · Score: 1

      If you'd actually read the posts, you'd see there are a lot of people doing white collar work for a living who do distinctly dirty collar work on the side. I'd say you're the fucktard because you've copped a load of resentment toward people who have things you don't (or didn't).

      What's that? Oh, it's your mommy calling. Run along little boy.

  397. for extra cash by ryanelm · · Score: 1

    more IT, for companies without enough buget for my employers services

  398. Getting people to read important messages by CoughDropAddict · · Score: 4, Funny
    When I was in college I was an administrator in the "Advanced Computing Lab" -- basically a lab that had slightly beefier machines and bigger monitors than other labs. It was intended for math and science students, but to many non-math/science people it was a place they were more likely to find a free computer than the busy general-purpose labs.

    One year they clamped down and started only letting math/science people log in. I was sitting in the lab working one day, shortly after this policy was instituted. To give people fair warning, I wrote the following message on the white board:

    PLEASE READ (<-- in HUGE letters)
    There is a new policy in place where only people
    on the ACLUsers list can login in this lab. You
    are on this list if you are enrolled in a math or
    science class in this building.


    You could not possibly miss this sign. And yet, over the course of the few hours I was there, I saw countless people exhibit the following behavior:
    1. walk in the door
    2. glance momentarily at the sign (long enough to read "PLEASE READ", but no more)
    3. sit down at a computer
    4. try to log in
    5. look puzzled
    6. try a few more times
    7. try a different computer
    8. come over and ask me "is there something wrong with the computers in this lab?"
    It was maddening! I wanted to smack them!

    It's tempting to conclude from this story (as I did at the time) that most people are just ignorant and lazy. I think that the more useful lesson is: you'll never get people to pay attention to something by asking them to. Writing "PLEASE READ" is a futile effort. You have to make them WANT to read the sign; people read things because they WANT to, not because they SHOULD.

    A much better strategy would have been to change the heading from "PLEASE READ" to "CAN'T LOG IN?"
    1. Re:Getting people to read important messages by ecampbel · · Score: 1

      Maybe the sign was the problem?

      People Don't Read

      --

      Sig goes here
    2. Re:Getting people to read important messages by 7ex · · Score: 1

      You should have tried a headline like "FREE SEX! FOR YOU!"

      People tend to pay attention on signs like this. Especially people studying maht or things like that.

      --
      http://blog.gauner.org - just a blog
    3. Re:Getting people to read important messages by tunster · · Score: 1

      ... or you could probably write "FREE IPOD"

    4. Re:Getting people to read important messages by jansh · · Score: 1

      At DragonCon every year in Atlanta, GA, it is filled with people, a lot of them are geeks of one form or another. The most commonly asked question is, "Where is Registration?" It's more like this: (1) People get in line at the information services booth. (2) People look up as they wait and see the sign that gives direction for Registration (3) They stay in line and then hear the person in front of them say, "Where is Registration?" (4) And then when it is their turn, they ask, "Where is Registration?" (5) Person behind the IS desk fixes a tolerant smile and repeats in rote, the direction to Registration. This isn't because people are stupid. Ever seen that scene in the Wall, "We don't need no, education" 12 years of sitting at assigned seating, listening to the teacher, leaving when the bell rings, raising hands to speak, doing homework, and doing tests creates this kind of psychology. People have been trained to do what they are *told*. "RTFM" is something only a minority understands ... yet even computer geeks RTFM when it comes to computers, and generally not the rest of their personal lives. The ones that do are an even rarer breed of geeks. An example is this thread. A "side job" for additional income does not necessarily have to be something you do at work. Ideally, it should be something where Compounding Interest works in some way or another. In addition to working as a freelance computer fixer, or programmer, there are things such as shopping for stocks, real estate, note financing, starting a franchise, designing a franchise, volunteering for community programs, going to your kids' school for a day to teach a computer lab ... I mean, come on. You guys program. You're used to creating code to automate your tasks. A successful financial system is created in the same way :-P Have fun.

  399. Same thing by Mopatop · · Score: 1

    I'm a webdeveloper, and as a side job I do webdeveloping :-)

  400. I evangelicalize Apple by ellem · · Score: 3, Funny

    really.

    Neighbor: I want to buy a new computer!
    Me: Buy a Mac.
    Neighbor: But...
    Me: If you buy a Windows based PC you get one FREE call then I charge you 125USD/hr like I do all my clients. But if you buy a Mac you can call me anytime.
    Neighbor: Well I saw this Dell.
    Me: CHING! You owe me 125USD starting... now.

    --
    This .sig is fake but accurate.
  401. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by ghjm · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just like if your brother's a plumber and you have a clogged toilet.

    Why should your family pay you to do what you can do? They already did what they could for you, or you wouldn't be here.

    Friends and acquaintances are a different story. However, the story's not much different whether a plumber or a computer guy tells it.

    -Graham

  402. Re:in other words: why open source software's ille by robyannetta · · Score: 1
    This type of Intellectual Property contract tacked on to employment paperwork is the highest form of

    ) Intellectual control
    ) Your ability to have a life outside the large, faceless corporation
    ) The company's ability to profit for free
    ) Way of controlling white-collar thought crimes (No kidding, think about it)

    And my favorite:

    ) BULLSHIT

    Yes, you have the right to say "I refuse to sign this" and probably lose the job. But you also have a right to say "I'd like this modified."

    Now, if you work for a company that says "sign it or leave", get the hell out. This is why I started my own company: http://loudorangecat.com

    No one tells me what to do, let alone THINK.

    --
    - Just my $0.02, take with a grain of salt, your mileage may vary.
  403. Electrician by sect0r0 · · Score: 1

    When I can I work with my father-inlaw who is a Master Electrician and does electrical work on the weekends.

  404. karma whoring by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    Or, just simple flatbackin'. You would not believe how many unsatisfied women over 65 there are out there. Many of them are better looking than my boss and not once have any of them ever stuck-it-up-my-ass when I wasn't looking. Gee... I wonder which one of my jobs is my side job now...

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  405. IT by Barryke · · Score: 1

    i do it. 'nuff said

    --
    Hivemind harvest in progress..
  406. PC Tech by day - Brunswick Pinsetter Tech by night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only transistors in these things are in the electrical box -- the basic design dates from the early 1950s, after all. A single 1 horsepower electric motor and a buttload of belts drives the thing.

    Pay is considerably less, but I was interested in bowling long before there was a personal computer worthy of the name. Plus, I get all the free bowling I can handle, so it works out.

  407. Re:in other words: why open source software's ille by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one tells me what to do, let alone THINK.

    If you don't listen to what your customers tell you to do, you won't be in business long.

  408. Part-time librarian & web business... by WirelessFreak · · Score: 1

    Howdy all. Definitely an interesting topic. I had the "pleasure" of working for corporate America for a financial services company several years ago. I was part of 150 in my department to be layed off due to cutbacks. So, I scrambled to find a job (difficult considering several thousand overall in our area were layed off) and finally ended up with a small newspaper publishing software company. But, I was working in a kennel scraping dogshit from the floor, landscaping and in a freezer wearing subzero suits.

    I'm still working part-time as a librarian along with getting my niche website underway (650 uniques a day and climbing).

    So, I guess I'm a blue collar "half breed." :-)

    Regards,
    Kory

  409. I churn butter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    want a taste?

  410. I sell pens by plaidlad · · Score: 1

    No... really... hand-make 'em and everything. :) Good stress reliever (Picture a hunk of raw wood as your pointy-haired boss... here come the power tools!) but it puts a little money in my pocket too. If you need a quick *holiday present, let me know!

    --
    "Of course I'm wrong... That's how I get to 'right'." - Gil Grissom
  411. More of the same by AGTiny · · Score: 1

    I am a web developer by day, and do the same thing by night, but for a lot more money. :)

  412. OMG!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am so reporting you to the RSPCA, animal hater!

  413. Bouncer by constandinos · · Score: 1

    I work at a bar. Nerd by day, see beautiful girlies at night. Ahh.

  414. Tangential note... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    They don't have to 1099 you under two circumstances:
    1. If you are a corporate entity (take your choice of your favorite flavor)
    2. If you are working as a sole proprietor (i.e. just doing a side business for yourself), and they pay you less than $500 annually.
    If you are looking to work for straitlaced / above the board / "Do the Right thing" clients, keep the annual charges for those client under $500/client/annum and they probably won't even 1099 you.

    You will then be free to decide whether or not you want to report the income.

    Let's consider: assuming a tax rate for a self-employed sole proprietor of 30%, if you plan to make more than $715/annum from the client, go ahead... since that is the break-even point between "receiving $499.99, not getting a 1099, and not reporting the income" and "getting a 1099 since it's more than $500, reporting the income, and paying FICA + income tax". Of course, the latter option is the legal option, haha.

    This approach scales: imagine you have 15 clients that pay you just under $500 and none of them 1099 you. You would make $7500 if you didnt report that income. If you were 1099'd by each client (forced to report the income) you would have to make $10714.29 (total tax @ 30%) in order to bring home $7500 after tax.

    Enjoy the untraceable money!

  415. Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Programming and fixing friends' computers. Hello, McFly?

  416. Got one by Tablizer · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    My side job is to outsource your side-jobs to India.

    (Nobody mentioned India yet that I could find, so I felt compelled to add one.)

  417. I don't do Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is the reply I give to most friends and relatives who ask me to clean up their computer messes.

    For some, if they are willing, I will volunteer to install Linux. Of the many I have 'migrated' to Linux only one wanted to go back to Windows, and that was because her teenage daughter couldn't figure out how to use GAIM. (She was blonde.) All who have a Linux experience are amazed at how stable and fast their machine is, and how viruses don't seem to be a problem anymore. I smile.

  418. The only time I've seen this happen... by PhYrE2k2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    My favourite was that about 8-10 years ago I used to work for a company that supported various K-12 schools in my final few years of schooling. Anyway, I was taking over the phones while someone was gone and received a call from *gasp* the sysadmin of my very own school. Knowing the guy would take a joke well:

    [Me] *company* K12, *insert name here* speaking
    [Him] My computer is freezing at the 'starting Windows' screen
    [Me] Have you done anything to the computer recently? This is one of the network workstations?
    [Him] Yes- I was just surfing the web
    [Me] The only time I've ever seen this happening is when the customers were looking at gay porn. Would you happen to be doing that or should I file a problem report?
    [Him] Ummm... I'm going to try a few things and I'll call you back if I'm still having the problem.
    [Me] All right, thank you...

    Hehe- Too classic.

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  419. This, that, and the other by noc007 · · Score: 1

    At the present moment I teach an A+ Certification class at night. I enjoy doing it and don't feel bad for working 15+ hours a day since I don't have a family to care for. Oddly the teaching job pays more hourly than the day job. I do the odd contract job on occasion for a contracting company or on my own. This may include fixing Sally-down-the-street's computer, a small company to fix their slew of problems, to a server rollout for a Fortune 500 company. It gets me out of town to see new areas. In the past I worked at a restraunt and made some good money at it. It was fun meeting new people all the time and making them happy vs. crackhead end-lusers want to make their problem my problem. In the future I'll get liscened for massage therapy or the like. I've been told I missed my calling. One of my friends worked for UPS at night and another delievered papers the coin operated newpaper dispensers. I really don't need to work a sidejob, but being so young and not having a family makes it easy to work many hours to buy all the toys I want while I still can. I work hard durring the week so I can play hard durring the weekends and on vacations. Cheers.

  420. Confessions of a True Spammer by neowinx · · Score: 4, Funny

    Alright alright, I fess up. As a side job I subscribe billg@microsoft.com to various pr0n and spam lists.

  421. Skills For Free by nuintari · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IT people don't have side jobs, they have every friend and relative begging for free tech support. My family complains about me nonstop because I will not be a free source of tech support, and my friends either continue to ask for it, despite my actions of apathy towards their problems, or they have heard me bitch about it so much that they have learned to stop asking.

    I don't get it, my old man was an electrician, he fixed minor problems for family and friends, and was always compensated. Expenses were paid, and usually something nice was done in return, not always money, but dinner, or a gift, or something. Why is it that the minute I ask for ANYTHING in return, I become the bad guy in the conversation. They can ask me to drive 45 miles through heavy fog, but refuse to give me even a dollar for gas?

    When it comes to side jobs, I work exclusively in the private sector. Until people realize that I have a life I'd like to live, my time is not worthless, and I'm not always thinking about computers to the point that I have no problem fixing your stupid little outlook express problems whenever you want, it'll stay that way.

    The only thing that is worse than being asked to donate your time for NOTHING, is the people that ask me for free hardware because I have so much of it laying around. You people need to just die. Last time I checked, I did pay money for that stuff.

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    1. Re:Skills For Free by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      You just need to become a better negotiator! In this case, your clients don't know their next best alternative and what that will cost. Look up local computer stores and ask about their field service rates. If you feel particularly ruthless, carry around business cards of the most expensive one you can find to hand out to people who complain.

      But don't expect this tactic to work on your close family. The best you can expect from your mother is some cookies and milk.

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    2. Re:Skills For Free by nuintari · · Score: 1

      Actually, I would rather just not work on privately owned gear, I'd be happier with the time doing other things. You know, away from a computer?

      As for my mom, I am a geek and a momma's boy after all, she gets her stuff fixed, no matter how bad my sister breaks it.

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  422. Re:in other words: why open source software's ille by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...I signed a document saying anything I invent, create, whatever, while I am on or off company time, is owned by the company.

    Do you have any idea of the damage you cause when you do stupid things like that??? Jeez! You have no self respect. People who sign those kind of deals should be "working" on their knees. I bet you would buy all those steel girders that link Brooklyn with Manhattan. Shame on you.

  423. basic smithing and handcrafts by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

    Look for the foxfire books. You cant beat them. THyre a guid to simple country living, the first one has monshine making and other things. One of them has bear hunting, starting with making a muzzloading rifle from iron ore. THey cover pretty much everyhign you need to know to start out in life and live with nothing but an axe.

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  424. Giving back to others by Plake · · Score: 1

    I currently work as a full time system administrator.

    I give back by working on some open source projects like mon.cgi (which I currently maintain). Indirectly it helps my work because we use it in my work environment and the work done is free and not owned by my company.

    Also, I help out at Experts Exchange at times when I've got the time.

  425. Drink. Heavily. by painehope · · Score: 1

    Not kidding you in the least. I'm technically a non-exempt employee, so when I'm not at work, I'm either working from home or drunk. Sometimes both.

    I'm posting this while taking a break from updating my resume, as my team lead just told me that the higher-ups were thinking about canning me, because I'm not a 9 to 5 person. Despite the fact that I work 50, 60, sometimes 70 hour weeks in an under-staffed, under-paid department, take calls at 2am in the morning, occasionally work 2 days straight without sleep, etc. As much as I realize that it helps to be there at 8:30 in the morning, I can't help but feel a little bitter that all my hard work isn't appreciated more. That and I'm so fucking burnt out at this miserable company-

    Okay, that's enough bitching, where's a goddamn beer...

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    1. Re:Drink. Heavily. by ediron2 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      1. stop taking off-hours support calls, or at least limit them, if they're making it at all difficult for you to be a 9 to 5 person at a company that cares about this horses**t. And know that there are companies that respect what you're doing. Mine would.
      2. show up 5 minutes early.
      3. leave at 5:01, or whenever is 'normal'.
      4. Learn seven polite and politically-defensible ways to say no. Better yet, learn the japanese trick of saying 'yes' in a way that means 'no'. Theirs is sort of a very-polite 'yeah, right!', although the literal translation is 'That's Fine.' Use these whenever you're asked to overextend yourself. The best is to simply not pick up the phone and drop the pager/cell into some ice tea (acidic saturation is hell on circuit boards).
      5. Move on as soon as you can. It's always better to quit than be fired.
      6. Once you're out the door, recognize that your team lead also just (indirectly) told you that (s)he is unwilling or incapable of standing up for you. That, not the thought of getting canned, is why you need to get out now.
      7. It might be possible to look up the org chart and find someone that will champion you where your lead won't. If so, ask for their mentorship and help, but be graceful. If it helps, offer to give them VERY BRIEF summaries on the stuff you're doing after hours, to show why you're concerned both for your job and the company's best interests.
      8. Take to reading the daily shark. It's therapeutic. Even now, 4 years away from my last job-from-hell, I occasionally grate my teeth at the idiotic s**t people submit there. I'm still not over the damage they did... that's how bad that long-gone job was.
      9. Oh, and once you're out the door, take to submitting to the shark. Even more therapeutic. Be careful about specifics, since coworkers at that job-from-hell put 2 and 2 together, showed it to the boss, and now she hates me. C'est la vie.

      As for seeking greener pastures, I worked 3 or 4 truly hellish jobs. One firm moved me 4 times in a year; my colleagues had resumes that spanned 20-40 job sites in 5 to 10 years. Another was small enough that the ceo and his wife split managerial duties, and their marital strife led to us getting conflicting orders twice a day. And so on... until I got in with a company full of wizards and acolytes that was managed with an eye toward us having balanced lives. Full telecommute privileges, anything-goes flexibility to hours we worked, etc. What I'd call 'professionals leading professionals' is so much better than the crap you're enduring. Yeah, I work wicked long hours, but I do it in my own fashion: I come in late, I stay a bit late, I go home and play with my kids and then go to my computer room and work for another few hours (or not) at my own discretion. From that first good gig, I've gone to another firm with similar rules. The work's fun and cutting-edge, with plenty of time for retrospection and self-training. Oh, and I make double what I did for any of the sweatshops. As the kid says, "I highly recommend it."

      One last comment: having been around the field for quite a while, I suspect that we're still shedding non-geeks from the DotBomb years. The extra pressure and strain is a good thing in that respect: it gets rid of people that don't do this out of love. A few more years and we should be back to where demand exceeds supply just enough to give us more options.

      Yeah, I know that flies in the face of outsourcing/etc, but a guy can dream. Everything I see still points toward no end to the problem of expanding complexity and increased I/T security risks. That, for me, means plenty of work to be done.

    2. Re:Drink. Heavily. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your good job, "professionals leading professionals," seems to describe my current university job. It's only part-time and I'm a student, but I've had an IT job before for contrast, also at a [different] university.

  426. Congratulations! by JurgenThor · · Score: 0

    I'm tempted to do the same, but don't quite have the guts to do it. I've been acting and singing since I was 8, but didn't realise till my 3rd year of Uni (comp sci) how much I loved it.
    Now, luckily I get the occasional paying job singing, acting or dancing, but not enough to justify making a run of it, but almost enough to keep me sane.

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  427. My "side job" by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    I work as a sign fabricator, when not doing computer related stuff.

    Of course, I haven't been doing alot of computer work lately.

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  428. And if you're full time... by cliveholloway · · Score: 1

    ...you won't need to stretch much either - since you're probably used to being fucked by HR in your day job.

    cLive ;-)

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  429. Musician by jgerry · · Score: 1

    If you have some talent in the area of music, go make use of it!

    It is very fulfilling to go play guitar for an audience, or spin records at a club, after a long gruelling week of IT hell.

    You don't even have to be that talented. DJing, for example, has very low barriers for entry. You may suck, but most people won't know the difference. DJing is a musical art just like any other, but you can learn more as you go. Pick up a used sound system and pimp yourself out for house parties. Charge at least $100-$200 for a gig. Remind them that you're bringing thousands of dollars worth of music (records, CDs, whatever) + a sound system worth X dollars.

    Practice a lot! Make friends with other DJs. Generally we DJs are a very friendly bunch and not at all hesitant to offer some helpful tips for those just starting out. After you get pretty good and confident with your skills, take your house party show to a club -- clubs are great for lots of reasons... You generally won't have to bring your own equipment, just records/CDs. You will make between $50-$500 for a 1-4 hour set. You will generally get a VIP guest list so your friends don't have to pay or wait in line at the door. You will get a free bar tab or free drink tickets. And for those Slashdotters who aren't familiar with the fairer sex -- there is an endless supply of beautiful girls at these clubs, too.

    I've made a ton of extra money this way over the last 5 years. It's pretty easy to earn $500/month without even trying hard. Plus it's always cash money, which is nice.

    Side benefit: Being a musician is, without a doubt, the best way ever invented to meet women. It doesn't even matter if you're shy, the women will come to you while you're playing.

  430. Side jobs, my perspective.... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    I do on-site PC service work for a living. While technically, yes, that means I have opportunity to do some work "on the side" as well, reality doesn't usually allow much of it.

    For starters, I have to be careful there's no conflict of interest. (If I do side work for someone who knew they could have gotten the same service by calling in to my work, but is purposely trying to go through me directly to cut his costs, then that's a good way to lose my primary job. You never know who will tattle on you somewhere down the road for doing this sort of thing!)

    I knew a few Union electricians in the same boat, though. They got asked if they could install an electrical panel or what-not, over the weekends, "on the side" - and they were really afraid to agree to it; the risk of losing their license over it just wasn't worth it.

    I try to limit my side jobs fixing spyware, upgrading hardware, etc. to friends and relatives only (and only when they're actually compensating me for the work!). My boss isn't going to care if I got paid on Sunday to fix my buddy's PC, but he *is* going to care if it's some random person off the street.

  431. Post on slashdot for $$$ by ylikone · · Score: 1

    Last week I posted a link on slashdot recommending some books from Amazon. Of course, I included my affiliate ID in the link so I would get some profit if somebody actually bought something. Well, the post got moderated +5 and I ended up making $40. Thanks slashdot!

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  432. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    did you fuck her?

  433. Vegetable Gardening by Lips · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I grow my own vegetables (and soon fruit and eggs). While this does not make money, it certainly saves money. Long term I hope to be able to do IT part time, and sell high quality organic produce on a small scale.

    It you have the room for it, I would certainly recommend it. The quality of home grown produce is far better than what you can buy in stores. It also means you don't have to go around looking for work and you can do it in your own time. It provides exercise and you are somehow encouraged to eat more vegies.

    1. Re:Vegetable Gardening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody wants to buy produce from a guy named "Lips".

  434. Information Security and Corporate Intelligence by Sam+Nitzberg · · Score: 1

    My day job is as a computer-security analyst.

    I'm not too active, but I put up a little site for myself and one or two associates to do consulting through. Our areas of interest include corporate intelligence.

    The corporate-intelligence work involves searching for information on a company based on information available on-line. Depending on a client's needs, we can search English-language and localized foreign-language sites for information of interest to the client. This can concern information on the company's products or its perception. We only use on-line sources, and use absolutely no "covert" or non-open sources.

    Keep in mind if you consult that you have to be careful to avoid conflicts-of-interest with your day-job, and not to violate your employment contract. It also helps to work with more than just e-mail. Get an 800-number, fax, and decent voice mail system. It helps if you can arrange to get a human answer the phone during your work-day hours.

    It doesn't necessarily pay (or pay too much), but I also stay active and try to keep experimenting with different computing technologies, and presenting and publishing when I can. This also introduces me to more people in the field, and can also lead to more opportunities.

    http://www.iamsam.com
    http://www.NitzbergSecuri tyAssociates.com
    sam@iamsam.com___nospam__remove_ this_part_to_email _me

  435. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by suckmysav · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm just damn glad I didn't choose to be a gynecologist really.

    Imagine those guys doing side jobs for their families . . .

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  436. Half and half by monkeypuzzle · · Score: 1

    My agency http://dnr.wa.gov/base/fire.html sends me (and lots of other employees) out to fight wildfires during the season. I'm working as a sysadmin, after having been a firefighter for several seasons. Most people in the fire program have other jobs within the DNR. The best of both jobs eh?

  437. Serious Side Jobs by chuckie · · Score: 1

    In my IT work I have had several co-workers moonlight. Some for money and some not. Just because they are not paying you does not mean they are not jobs.

    Below is a sample:
    Professor at the local university
    Patent Reader
    EMT
    Police Officer/Police Auxiliary
    Chemical/Biological/Nuclear/Explosive Emergency Manager
    Red Cross Committee Chair

    It puts meetings in a new perspective when someone says there is a crisis/emergency/catastrophe and the first question out of someone's mouth is "Is everyone breathing?".

  438. Science Fiction Writer by Nova+Express · · Score: 1
    No, really.

    I also sell science fiction, fantasy, and horror books (mostly first editions, small press, etc.) on the side as Lame Excuse Books. This is also a way to feed my own science fiction first edition book-buying, just like junkies who are forced to become pushers to support their drug habit...

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  439. I sell VoIP and do consulting by peter+hoffman · · Score: 1

    On the side I sell VoIP, DSL, traditional local + long distance, and cell phone services for Champion Communications .

    My current "big project" is - I have a new type of soap (patent pending) which I plan to sell to a niche market. I am also in the very early days of creating a direct-to-DVD movie.

    I also do light computer consulting for neighbors and small businesses. My "day job" is CTO for a healthcare software company.

  440. Japanese and English by Non-Newtonian+Fluid · · Score: 1

    I work at a small software start-up in Osaka, Japan, so a lot of the side work I do is translation / teaching related. Teaching English privately (as opposed to at one of the big factory schools like ECC or Nova) can be especially lucrative. My small group lesson of four students earns me about 5300 yen an hour (8000 yen per 1.5 hour lesson).

  441. IT _is_ blue collar by kahei · · Score: 3, Informative


    Get used to it.

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  442. Disc Jockey for fun and profit by ptelligence · · Score: 1

    I DJ on weekends. Its a fun job and I have a computer based system so I get to put my geek skills to use. There's usually a good meal and open bar and more than a few hot single women at a wedding reception. You probably won't have enough nerve to talk to any of the women, but sometimes they get really really drunk and come on to you. You read Slashdot, so it's not like you're busy on Saturday nights. If you're in the St. Louis area and this sounds interesting, feel free to drop me a line.

    1. Re:Disc Jockey for fun and profit by Beaker74 · · Score: 1

      I always enjoyed DJing at college a few years ago. I'm in the StL area, how do I get ahold of you?

    2. Re:Disc Jockey for fun and profit by ptelligence · · Score: 1

      tony.stephenson@gmail.com

  443. Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That sounds painful :o

  444. Re:in other words: why open source software's ille by syntap · · Score: 1

    When I am newly employed I submit a statement disclosing all the work I do outside of work hours that doesn't compete with anything I doing inside of working hours, and that it's my property. No one who has employed me (to date) has had a problem with that, and I doubt I would work for a company that did.

  445. My odd job.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suck cock.

    LOTS of cock.

  446. Why limit to IT by xero314 · · Score: 1

    Personally poker is my side job. With good analytical skills you can do pretty will in low and moderate stakes poker. I'm no pro, so I don't expect to sit at the final table at the WSOP but it does bring in a little extra if you are patient and don't try and play in games above your skill level (which I am prone to do)

  447. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by bluGill · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Perhaps, but in return for fixing my Uncle's computer he gave me a $3000 iron filter for my water. (it was broke, but he had the parts to fix it)

    Its the family joke, Christmas at his house to fix the computer, Thanksgiving at ours to fix the water. Easter, birthday parties, graduation, and other family get togethers you count on either a water softener being rebuilt, or a computer being cleaned up.

  448. I play my guitar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I'm not at my day job as a data analyst @ Western Digital, I'm touring, playing shows, and making music. Though i consider music my real job, I'm also extrmely passionate about IT work and it provides a good financial base from where I am launching my true career from.

    1. Re:I play my guitar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I'm like you. I'm a musician before anything else - I know it in my heart. I also like IT related stuff, but I know there will come a day when I will just leave my day job and concentrate on music 100%. I've been building a home studio and got some music gear and my IT day job has helped me to get this expensive gear.

  449. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good for you.
    Seriously.

  450. I kill people on the side by gelfling · · Score: 2, Funny

    After a hard day of abusing people in IT and treating them like shit. I go home and whack them for money. Hey it's a living.

  451. Re:Blacksmithing information by Belegothmog · · Score: 1

    In addition to what other posters have said, check out Centaur Forge. They've got tons of books and videos as well as anvils, hammers, forges and all kinds of other equipment necessary for all sorts of smithing.

  452. I used to be a commercial HVACR Tech by tcape · · Score: 0

    I did residential on the side because it was easy. Got tired of the pager. Now I am a network app admin for a state agency. I work on pinballs on the side.... make decent money at it too...

  453. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If it's only a couple of clicks and they're willing to bring the computer to me (or I happen to be there) and they understand and accept the risks...no problem (1/2 joking).

    Things that will get people off my "free" list:

    - Asking frequently.

    - Asking frequently because they decide to "maintain" their system in imaginative ways.

    - Asking me to 3 hours commuting and working on their system then pooh poohing my recommendation to buy a new part because, at $40, its "too expensive".

    - Especially if that part is a SOHO router.

    I still don't really like to do it because there is always a risk that what appeared to be a minor problem could take days to fix. As an example, routine Windows maintenance should probably include running Windows Update. If WU kills the system however, guess who's on the hook? (hint: not Steve Ballmer)

  454. International technical support by Xenophon+Fenderson, · · Score: 1

    While I have a full time job in the Information Security field, I occasionally consult for government-funded international medical research projects (working on one of the big three: tuberculosis, malaria, or AIDS). Apparently, it is very difficult to find qualified people who are willing to travel. I enjoy it immensely: Brilliant people, fantastic new foods, beautiful scenery. But it is also a humbling experience. We are extremely wealthy, and I think few of us truly realize the margin by which we are separated from the truly destitute.

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  455. RE: by rdilallo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think I'm a full time tech support for my mom and all of her friends. It doesn't pay much, but it's better than working the poll!

  456. printer matter by NateKid · · Score: 1

    not to be a grammar nazi, but you set me up :)
    hope you don't stay up too late poking your eyes out...

  457. I chase my 21 month old around in little circles.. by tenaciousdRules · · Score: 2, Funny

    dizzy. tired.

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  458. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The speaker was, for the first time in his pathetic life, speechless. No one had ever challenged him on the issue of Tibet.

    Given that it was the Communists who invaded Tibet in 1950, not the Nationalists, I'm not bloody surprised. Tibet declared its independence from China in 1913, and the newly formed Nationalist Government did nothing in response.

    Of course, you wouldn't have even been allowed near a PRC diplomat, so I guess you tend to fight your battles where you can, against the people who are -- let's face it -- totally irrelevant to the matter at hand. Wake me up when the Nationalists take over in mainland China. Then you can start whinging about their treatment of Tibet.

  459. What I'd /like/ to be doing on the side... by tibbetts · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...is more home improvement projects for myself and neighbors. IT geeks would seem to be the ideal candidates to be moonlighting handymen.
    • It provides an element of physical labor that, shall we say, is lacking in your day job.
    • It's the ultimate form of hacking, and you know that you could do a better job than whatever slob worked on it before you
    • There's a tangible ROI on almost anything you do. Even minor things will make your house look nicer and probably raise its value. Major things (for one person to do), like reinsulating your attic, will have a profound effect on your heating & cooling bills.
    • The money isn't half bad, once you really start to know what you're doing.
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    1. Re:What I'd /like/ to be doing on the side... by puppetman · · Score: 1

      That's where my spare time has been going. I can replace a toilet, do basic wiring and plumbing, tile, and I'm slowly picking up woodworking (so I can make our own furniture, rather than setting for pressboard specials from Ikea or spending huge dollars on the high quality stuff).

      While I think it's a good thing to get into home improvement and general handy-work, be careful. You have to do some research and study before you get started. For example, not many people know that vermiculite insulation (looks like shiny styrofoam, and is suspected to be in millions of houses) in homes installed between 1920 and 1990 may have a nasty form of asbestos. Don't go up to the attic and start shifting the stuff around to put in new electrical circuts, etc.

      The last 4 days, while my wife and daughter were out of town, I started removing the stuff from the attic. Wearing a respirator, rubber boots, and disposable coveralls, running a big hepa air purifier, gently removing this stuff after misting it down has to have been one of the most miserable experiences of my life. I highly recommend paying the professionals to do it if you can afford the $6000-$8000 to have it done.

  460. volunteer? learn? women? by danwiz · · Score: 4, Insightful


    I'm a contract Java programmer and work is spotty right now. I occasionally do volunteer work for non-profits, but they usually call me at odd hours and expect me to perform miracles on a shoe-string budget. Right now I'm helping my senior neighbors install and use their new PC. I'm moving at the end of the month and they bought a new machine and a store service contract (at my recommendation). They're paying me in free meals and beer.

    I fixed a (non geek) friend's girlfriend's PC and she's asked me to help a few of her friends. I make it a point when I install things like Firefox to emphasize that I "customize it" with special features, so she when she bragged to her friends about her experience there was only one place to go to - ME. Another advantage is that if you're dating someone and she doesn't work out, either she won't bother you for tech support any more or she'll go out of her way to ensure that you remain good friends.

    The best "side-job" I've found ... learning. Keeping my skills current and playing with the parts of my skillset that I like. It may not directly bring in a paycheck, but it can enhance your marketability and make you more effective/efficient at your current position.

    I know some a creative mechanic who drives a "tweaked" car, an electrician with a fantastic christmas display, a chef who likes to throw dinner parties to show off, and a few carpenters with some really nice home interiors. If you're not happy using your skills outside of work, then you're probably not totally happy with your career. To me, that's difference between a career and a job.

  461. Actually, I do it backwards... by KC7GR · · Score: 1

    I used to be in IT. Spent about 14 years in the field, in fact. The reason I left the field as a career is twofold: First, I made the mistake of overlapping work and hobby too far (I was living and breathing computer hardware and software day and night, and it eventually overwhelmed me).

    Second, I discovered that I really prefer doing hands-on with actual hardware. I get a particular kick out of building equipment, then being able to point to it and say "I made that."

    While it's true that this can easily be done in the world of programming, I just don't have the patience to sit in front of a screen for 8+ hours a day coding. In fact, I do as little code as possible these days, and most of that has to do with microcontrollers.

    The only "IT" stuff I do now consists of keeping our home-based 'net presence and workstations running. My primary career is now civil service (state government), keeping the radios and other electronics for the WA State Patrol running.

    My side business is along the same lines, but just different enough to keep me from burning out altogether. I specialize in conversion of commercial 2-way radios to amateur ("ham") service, and I also do memory and PLD device programming and mil-spec electrical connectors.

    Keep the peace(es).

    --

    Bruce Lane, KC7GR,

    Blue Feather Technologies

  462. mods back on crack by NateKid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    How do you install linux? I love to "hack" and am sure I can make lots of programs. Do they give you a cd and see if it boots up on your hardware? Thanks for indulging my curiousity.

    Now I just sit back and wait for the (4,interesting) to come my way too :)

  463. Porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Personally, I'd like to do porn. I actually looked into this because my city is a hub for the adult film industry.

    From what I've read, it's pretty hard to get into porn unless you're willing to start with gay sex. Don't act so surprised! Nobody wants to do that shit, but there's money in it. The more appealing route, however, is to make friends with a rising porn star actress and "ride her coat tails" to success. Build a good rapport, be honest and trustworthy with her. If she insists on working with you, then you're in!

    Porn can be a very lucrative industry provided you don't get addicted to hard drugs and blow all your money. Why the hell am I telling you my hard earned secrets, anyway?

    1. Re:Porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      [ Porn can be a very lucrative industry provided you don't get addicted to hard drugs and blow all your money. Why the hell am I telling you my hard earned secrets, anyway? ]

      I'm guessing because you're currently high and not thinking clearly?

  464. i.t. IS my side job. by solune · · Score: 1
    I actually do ceramic tile installation full time (for now). Having earned a palpable distrust and dislike for institutional learning, I'm working my way up towards more I.T. than I do now, which is mostly support for small businesses that desperately wants (and needs) some sort of support and training (hint, hint.)

    One of the things I've missed from reading replies, and the topic itself, are the varied contexts of "side job." Permit me to illuminate the whole "side job" thing," in my limited experience.

    First, many people take 'em for different reasons. I reject many offers because 1)My boss treats me pretty well (I won't compete) and 2)A lot of people who want side work want x-tra $aving$, so get mad when you tell 'em you can't save 'em as much as they thought because of some unforseen problem that a pro will need to resolve at pro pricing. What it comes down to is do you really want to work for someone that's willing to pay your boss full freight for the big stuff but want's to cut corners on a repair and THEN has the gall to bitch because it wasn't such a small, inexpensive job after all?

    So, most people take the occasional side job for extra bucks, and want little hassle. They usually pick their jobs pretty well, which means if you were a jerk on the job (the howeowner) then chances are good that you'll get rejected. I've done it with tile and computer services. (I'm branching out to other endeavors--"Making $$ with my hobby!" [grin].)

    Now the other side jobber is the one that's building a business. The honorable ones tend not to 'steal' their boss's customers. They might do some side work, even some large jobs, but the purpose (besides extra ching) is reputation building. Or, for you corporate entities, brand building. These people tend to contract outside of their boss's circle, also, to avoid ill will.

    "one day" the side jobber will go out on his own. If the old boss was an asshole, or if the jobber is 'dishonorable' toward a decent guy, he might take a sizeable chunk of his former employer's clientele with him.

    Or, if your old boss can't keep up (as what happened to me) one of your old boss's clients will run into you at the convienience store, tell you how terrible that guy has been and "will you please pick up some slack, i'll pay well."

    In the end, those wanting to start their own business will more than likely come cheaper on 'side jobs', than a "regular" company because in the contracting business it's all about reputation. Unlike Software coding, brick and mortar builders are liable for their product, whether or not that liability is backed by legal threat. If my product fails my name goes on that asshole list. Enough failures will ruin my business.(Are you listening, Bill?)

    Know what that means? A side job is still work! That's right, whenever you are committing time and effort for financial gain, you are working and sometimes that can interfere with your "other life." So, the saavy side jobber takes into account the cyclical nature of "crunch times." We'll turn down jobs we suspect will clash with our "reglular job.

    [tip] For example, did you know the best time to seek someone like me for "side work" might be the time between New year's and Taxes? People hold off on major projects until after their taxes and holidays are reconciled, so a lot of guys are laid off until spring

    The whole point of this post is two fold: to head of some misconceptions, mainly the implied one that "side work" is "easy Money." It's not, nor should it be. Above all else it should be rewarding, else why do it? If you can't make ends meet then maybe something else needs adjustment?

    ...And I really want to encourage people who work in I.T. -and especially those that evangelize open source and other I.P. issues- to get out there and and do something to bring it out to public life. There's a pile of cash to be made on situated programming

    besides, you know what they say, right? "Fix a computer, it's fixed for a day. Teach the guy how to use it and it's fixed for life...well, almost.

    1. Re:i.t. IS my side job. by defective_warthog · · Score: 1

      I like you scew on the difference in understanding what "side job" means. To the blue collar worker it's something quick and easy to make a few extra bucks. Most of the white collar replies to this thread seem to conceive of a "side job" as second job. That is not the case with anyone I know that makes their living in the trades.

      The reason blue collar workes do "side jobs" is because they don't make enough money on the day job to make a decent living.

      Never steal work from the bossman, it just doesn't work out.


      -m carpenter who reads too much
  465. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Crash6-24 · · Score: 1

    ... turn on a computer. I'd rather work in the family's wine store - alcohol at wholesale and a chance to meet affluent people who don't jabber on about computers. "Pretentious with a slight oaky taste..."

  466. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that's funny.

  467. Get into movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi,

    A group of friends decided to make short movies. Everybody picked something they would like to do and went back to college to study it.

    Very interesting and rewarding.. you get to meet
    interesting people and see your work being shown
    at the cinema.

    You can see for yourself with "The ticket"
    http://www.slimmarginsmedia.com/pages/1/i ndex.htm

    Cheers,
    Aldo

  468. Has anyone here tried affiliate marketing and adv? by Optic7 · · Score: 1

    Not spam and not popups, I mean building a content site, and having focused google ads, and other ads based on commission etc?

  469. two kinds of side jobs: IT and non-IT by jeffspicoli · · Score: 1

    I actually do two different kinds of side jobs, and approach them from differnt angles. For IT-related side jobs, I use the barter system as much as possible, doing IT-related things in exchange for skills I don't have (for example, I recently rebuilt a box for a guy in exchange for him laying the carpet in my office... it was easy for both of us, and we both got what we wanted out of it). My non-IT side jobs center primarily around my alter-ego as a swimming coach. I coach after (and before) regular work hours at both the high school and masters levels, mostly for the enjoyment of it... the pocket change it pays (relative to IT) is also nice, though.

  470. I am teaching a group of Bangladore call center by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    workers American slang at night.

  471. Network cabling. by Leebert · · Score: 1

    I do network cabling on the side. Business partner does it full time. We are a local contractor that handles service calls for national contractors who service largeish companies like Wal*Mart, Best Buy, Lowes, etc.

    You haven't lived until you've seen Best Buy from 30 ft in the air on a scissor lift. :) But seriously, it allows for some nice overnight work where you can just bring the brain down to a nice, simple task that doesn't take too much effort. And it pays pretty well, too.

  472. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by calebtucker · · Score: 4, Funny

    You get to sleep in until 8? I hate you.

    --
    My sig can beat up your sig.
  473. Re:Has anyone here tried affiliate marketing and a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, that's never been tried before. I think you might be a First Mover in your Market Space -- please remember me for some friends and family stock when the IPO goes down.

  474. WHY you don't fix the family PC by EvilStein · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ok, they get the PC riddled with spyware... ..so you clean it off.

    2 days later, the scanner software goes on the blink. Guess who is going to get blamed? Yeah, probably you, the kind relative that cleaned up the PC but didn't touch the scanner software.

    That's why I don't touch family PCs.

    1. Re:WHY you don't fix the family PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so you're the one that doesn't know the difference between a format and a repair install?

    2. Re:WHY you don't fix the family PC by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      Oh worse, the hard-drive fails, and suddenly it becomes your problem.. not only to replace the drive but all the software too. It's happened to me ...

    3. Re:WHY you don't fix the family PC by JavaLord · · Score: 2, Funny

      2 days later, the scanner software goes on the blink. Guess who is going to get blamed? Yeah, probably you, the kind relative that cleaned up the PC but didn't touch the scanner software.

      This is the worst part about doing 'freebees' for friends and family. You are liable for anything they think you might have caused over the next few weeks.

      My favorite one is a friend of mind who is utterly clueless when it comes to PC's and a klutz to boot. He will invite me over to do his tech support and then suggest solutions to his problems to me. "Hey do you think my Unreal Tournament is broken because you installed that adaware thing?".... Or even better yet, last week he calls me up because he couldn't figure out why his monitor wasn't working...he had kicked the plug out while installing a new mouse and not had not noticed until I told him to check the power cord....then 5 minutes later he calls back telling me his sound isn't working. I tell him to check the plug and sure enough he knocked that loose plugging the monitor back in.

      This person makes over 100K a year in a sales job. 0_o I took up the wrong profession.

  475. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by mumblestheclown · · Score: 1
    yes, you're right. the reality since 1950 is irrelevant to you. do you refuse to accept that hawaii is part of the USA, too?

    Look.. Tibet has nice photogenic monks that come off as worm-protecting good guys in disney movies. but the fact of the matter is that tibet was not some idyllic neverland - it was an autocratic theocracy of monks that ruled an impoverished peasant class and had infighting and murder galore.

    Read http://www.american-buddha.com/friend.feud.1.htm (the Tibet Myth - sorry about the font - it is not my doing!).

    get over your myths.

    that said, even if the above web page were all BS (and it is NOT), the fact of the matter is that the chinese have ruled tibet for nearly 50 years now. tibet is effectively part of china. you may fight for independence for tibet just like you can fight for indepence of hawaii now (a state for roughly the same amount of time). more power to you if that's your thing (but i do suggest that you read the Tibet Myth web page first). but don't try to pretend like it's not one country now.

  476. Break the stereotype...!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After I get home from a breezy day of trying to re-establish a VPN with some guy who knows jack about shit, I enjoy going to the gym and bodybuilding. Yup. I'm the only guy in the shop whose callouses comes from metal-on-skin contact. I enjoy the looks I get when I'm asked to read someone's Outlook problems, and they have to move their heads out of the way of my arms. What I disklike is the manner in which some users try to 'dumb-down' the problem for me. No matter how gently I explain why you don't need to setup offline syncronization for desktops, they can't get over thier own predjudices. Typified by the looks on their faces when I can jam out a message on their Blackberry faster than they can.

  477. Be a good monkey and repeat after me: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Arbeit macht frei!"

    See? That wasn't so hard, was it?

    Ok. Let's do another one:

    "Work hard. Be kind."

    Well, that should be enough for the evening. Let's continue this indoctrination tomorrow, lest our minds be infected with deviant, nihilistic ideas!

    Sincerely,

    Luther Blissett

  478. Work as a private tutor for high school kids... by mikael · · Score: 1

    During my high school education + teachers strike, I had a couple of private tutors. One was a retired teacher, the other was a research assistant with MRI scanners. Their pay was between 10 and 20 pounds per hour ($15 to $30), depending on home or office visits. That was 20 years ago, so I guess the rates have increased bit.

    --
    Vintage computer adverts: http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/computers-and-software-ads
  479. Non-IT by mattr · · Score: 1

    If you run your own company you can justify almost anything IT as being part of your job..
    Non-IT things that generate cash would include:

    Freelance translation
    Producer for other company to help them design new product

    However I am coming to the thinking that as there is a limit to the number of hours in a day, the best thing is probably to create an IT product of your own. Which I am designing now (but then it won't be a quote side job anymore)

    Things I do on the side that are IT but not for pay:
    Bug testing for oss projects (mainly HCI)
    NPO support
    websites for family

  480. What IT people do as side jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have two "side jobs". The first is at my church. We get donated computers from many sources, make the best we can out of the parts, then give them to people/other churches so those less fortunate can get use out of them. Keeps usable stuff out of the landfill! The payoff you ask? A big smile and the feeling that by giving one person a computer to learn on, they may stay out of trouble and possibly launch a career. Plus you get a lot of good parts to make your home system really cruise! The second "side job" is home repair (not computers). I do floor tile, sheet rock, electrical, plumbing, general contractor type stuff, but for the elderly or home repair challenged. Mostly small jobs that the big boys won't even do. I can make an extra grand month cash and nobody is the wiser!

  481. I make clear plastic raincoats for nudists by mrs+clear+plastic · · Score: 1

    The faeries love these. You might try it!

    --
    Cleara
  482. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by allism · · Score: 4, Funny

    Welll...would you expect your brother to charge you if you kept throwing, say, Depends down your toilet and expected him to keep fixing it for free, despite the fact that he has repeatedly told you not to throw your goddamn incontinent diapers down the toilet? Especially since after you flushed the Depends down the toilet, you decided to flush a box of tampons and a couple of rolls of toilet paper too to see if that would clear it up?

    That's what fixing my families' computers feels like anymore - they don't update their virus protection, they open anything that they get in their email, they don't plug their computers into surge protectors, and then they wonder why we dread their phone calls. Every time we make the drive to their house (nine hours away if the weather is good and my toddler is very cooperative, thirteen if the above conditions are not met), we end up working on their computers. We have friends down there that they could call that would gladly come work on their computers at the first sign of trouble for the price of a home-cooked meal, but they try to fix it themselves, hose it up even more (like doing a parallel install of an older version of Windows 98 just because someone gave them the disk, then not understanding why all their apps cease to work) and then wait until we travel home for a visit to tell us their computer isn't working, but fail to mention things like the parallel install or the lightning striking their house after they decided to put the surge protector on their washing machine instead of leaving it on the computer. They also fail to mention that it's not working before we start the drive down so that we can pack parts from the graveyard, so it ends up either costing us money to buy them parts or they complain about the cost of computer parts when we make them buy the replacements.

    My attitude toward the whole thing would probably be helped if my mother didn't keep telling me how much she hates the computer I gave her for Christmas last year. All the hardware was failing on her old computer, so I gave her and her partner both refurbished computers for Christmas. All I hear is how much she hates the damned thing.

    If I treated my plumber like that, he would never come to my house again, no matter how much I paid him.

    OK, I can end my rant now. I would probably be calmer about it except that we just got back from a trip there - we were working on their computers until a half hour before we left to drive back.

  483. books by nazarijo · · Score: 1
    i write books.

    you can also get involved in teaching or education. you don't have to make money, although you can, but it doesn't hurt to make an effort to do some good.

  484. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by JudicatorX · · Score: 1

    Then do what I ended up doing to my ingrate uncle who dropped off his machine at my house and didn't want to pay anything: Say "you'll get it back when I've fixed the problem" followed closely by "I'm really busy and might not be able to get it fixed for a while, unless I have another incentive". My rationale was that he would either pay up to have it fixed in a decent timeframe, or come and want it back: either way it would be out of my hair.

    For family, I at least request that they bring it over so I can work on it where I can have all my resources available (and isolate the machine from the world so it can't infect my network or anyone else).

    It was a spyware case, and I settled with him for $20 (half of what I'd usually charge) and he got the machine back in a couple of days rather than months.

    --
    "It is a good divine that follows his own instructions" - Portia, The Merchant of Venice
  485. Skydiving Instructor by CodeMonke · · Score: 1

    One of my Skydiving Instructors develops firmware for a small cable modem company. Work all week, then jump all weekend.

    --
    "Remember: A CRAY is the only computer that can run an endless loop in under 4 hours."
  486. Share Trading, Counselling, Writing and Consulting by Michael+Snoswell · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I trade shares for hobby and at the current rate that hobby will pay enough for me to quit by high paying day job (senior computer systems engineer in a defense company) in 3-5 years (I've been doing it for 2 years). This takes aabout an hour a week (value investing, not day trading).

    I also went back to study phsychology and ended up as a qualified counsellor where a see a couple of clients a week to help keep me in touch with real humans. I also do some tutoring work for counselling students (which is all weekend and evenings). This takes a few hours a week plus 8-16 hours when I'm tutoring.

    I write written scripts (have done two cartoon episodes for The Toons: Where are they now?) and am working on a self help book and a novel. Not to make money but because I like writing. This is usually only a 1-2 hrs a week (averaged over a year)

    Because my day job in IT is so senior I don't get to do interesting technical/creative stuff I do little PC setup jobs for friends and write php/mysql apps for friends businesses (currently doing a 1.5TB image management and workflow system). This is about 10hrs a week at the moment.

    I'm also developing some self help workshops which I hope to start running early next year. This takes 2-3 hrs a week (at the moment).

    This is on top of my 50hr a week job, a wife and 4 children. I do as much extra stuff as I can after everyone else is in bed (eg 10pm onwards) and sleep about 5 hrs a night (with the occassional 10hr night to catch up).

    The idea is to develop paying work that has a very high hourly rate so I can work less hours. The share trading is best, earning several hundred dollars an hour and in future for the same effort this will increase as profits are simpy reinvested and not consumed. Secondly the counselling is experience towards doing the workshops, where you can charge 30 ppl $200 for a weekend workshop (16hrs) to give a similar hourly rate (minus overheads and prep time).

    Currently all this augments my income by about 30% (up from 10% last year) so I'm on track to retire within 5 years.

    I also used to play in a band (did 3 albums) which was an aweful lot of fun but an aweful waste of time. Once kids came along that something had to give!

    The best way to relax is playing with the kids, programming and writing (for me at least).

    I still toss around ideas of high tech startups (I had one in the late 90s with angel funding but we never got to the big venture capital stage) but nothing is as assured as 1) value investing with shares, and 2) a 9-5 job.

    If money and creating spare time weren't a concern I would probably just counsel people and write, but I wouldn't make a good living out of it (well, I might but it's unlikely - I'm not abuot to plan on an improbably income stream when I have a mortgage and kids!).

    --
    pithy comment
  487. Tech support by Snipes420 · · Score: 1
    I do tech support for Comcast High Speed internet. Pay is ok and I get to learn about the cable network which is pretty interesting and I probably wouldnt have learned it any better because it is a real hands on experience.

    Heh, and you wouldnt believe the funny stories you can hear in the break room. :)

    --
    What goes around comes around, kid.
  488. I run iPod Hacks.com by blakespot · · Score: 1
    I am a web app developer using ColdFusion, Oracle, PHP by day, and on the side I run iPod Hacks.com.



    blakespot

    --
    -- Heisenberg may have slept here.
    iPod Hacks.com
  489. I made a website. by rolling_or_jaded · · Score: 1

    In cahoots with my partner, who's animal-crazy, we made PetRescue (Australia only).

    This site has been overwhelmingly successful in the little-over-3-months of operation so far, and we've since turned it into a non-profit organisation whose goal is to help rehome shelter animals in Australia, and provide education to the public.

    Do I get a cent for this? No. But I *do* get a great feeling knowing that I'm personally helping animals find new homes, rather than being put to sleep.

    Also, the attraction of your SO saying, "No no, I'll cook dinner/do the dishes/iron, you do some more programming on my website - can I get you another beer?" - yea, that's pretty great :)

  490. Relating it to the spirit of the question... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    ... you can save a lot of money (especially if you are a homeowner) by doing things yourself.

    Sometimes it is a nice break from IT stuff to build a fence, paint the house, make some cabinets, or do other work you might have spent money hiring out.

    Don't laugh, "home improvement" is high on the list of many hobbies - and it can save you money for those times you are out of work - or vacations, or retirement. If you don't have it you don't have as many options.

    --
    This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
  491. Preaching and Teaching by SlackwareGeek · · Score: 1

    In my spare time, I'm attempting to get my Masters of Divinity and when the preacher goes on vacation or goes somewhere for continued education I get to fill in for that Sunday. It earns me about $100 per Sunday and really helps out with the bills for seminary. A lot of the parishoners really like the progressive edge I put on many of the sermons. No hell and damnation from me (except for multinationals like Monsanto).

    I also teach a CS class at the college I work full time for each semester. My classes are usually not that big but we get to cover really fun stuff like DB design, Networking/Internetworking, System Administration Skills, etc. And it's always nice to see that check at the end of the semester.

    --
    -- Slackware Geek
    Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert Heinlein
    1. Re:Preaching and Teaching by TheLink · · Score: 1

      What's progressive?

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  492. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by thelexx · · Score: 1

    Talk about pretending. Last I checked Hawaii wasn't invaded and ball-stomped by the USA to become a state.

    --
    "Gold still represents the ultimate form of payment in the world." - Alan Greenspan, 1999
  493. well, I fight fires. by CFD339 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    With the small town I'm in, they need all the help they can get.

    So, by day(and night) I'm a not so mild mannered computer geek; while by night (and day) I run into burning buildings.

    --
    The problem with quotes on the internet, is that nobody bothers to check their veracity. -- Abraham Lincoln
    1. Re:well, I fight fires. by ic3p1ck · · Score: 3, Funny
      At first I read that as 'I light fires'...

      With the small town I'm in, they need all the help they can get.
    2. Re:well, I fight fires. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      by night (and day) I run into burning building

      If your small town is anything like my old town, you run into buildings with faulty smoke detectors, sit in a fire truck while waiting for the electric company to come fix their electric wire, put that absorbant stuff on the roads to clean up a car accident, chop up trees that are blocking the road, and pretty much everything but go into burning buildings

    3. Re:well, I fight fires. by j2brown · · Score: 1

      My volunteer department has quite a few IT/geek types in it. Of course, we live near AOL and MCI headquarters, so there's plenty of IT work in the area. You wouldn't think firefighting and geeks would go together, but I guess that's just a stereotype.

      Glad to meet another brother FF here. I'd suspect there are a few more around.

      jeff
      sdg

  494. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Xavic · · Score: 3, Informative

    to be honest, i could probably live happily without touching a box at all outside of my 9-5. i do however do a great deal of side work, mainly web scripting for people that want dynamic sites to do whatever. i also do onsite computer/networking work for $50/hr using only word of mouth for advertising. my side work yearly income is somewhere around 15k so far this year, so im not doing too bad. and no, i was smart enough to NOT sign any non-competes...

  495. Visit the nuthouse by codeconfused · · Score: 1

    I go to nut houses's and see how the sane people live. Then I come home and make jewelry...true story !! Really

    --
    Danger Will Robinson! You are now entering a condescending Unix user zone!
  496. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there were a moderation choice for "Sick and Wrong," I'd be all over you. Nasty! :-)

  497. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by wondergibbon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dear Mr Bush,

    We, the authors of the CIA World Fact Book, were under the mistaken belief that it was the People's Republic Of China (http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos /ch.html) - "mainland China" - who asserted sovereignty over Tibet, not Taiwan, (http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos /tw.html), which is an island off the south east coast of PRC. Thank you for the clarification. We must have overlooked the invasion of the mainland while we were looking for those pesky weapons of mass destruction.

    We've got a small favor to ask - can you state that Palestine and Israel are in fact several thousand miles apart, and thereby ending one Middle East conflict? Oh, and the Department of Defence would like to know if you could move Iraq and Afganistan to a more temperate climate, and prefeably to somewhere where the transport costs are lower.

    We have also liaised with the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in Taiwan pn your behalf, and report that the translation the speaker was looking for in that awkward silence was "idiot."

    Thanks.

  498. I believe the question is... by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

    what won't I do for a little side money?

    --
    Don't take life so seriously. No one makes it out alive.
  499. Chef by cyberzephyr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I'm not slinging software, I cook at a local restaurant. It balances me out and makes me very popular in the office when i bring goodies in for the office parties.

    --
    I'm here for the experience, not the Hyperbole.
  500. Ski.. alot by casey · · Score: 1

    I spend my winter months making extra money as a professional ski patroller at Eldora Mountain Resort in Nederland, Colorado. The summer time I have traditionally worked in Forestry as a wildland sawyer. The sawyering ended this past year with a back injury, so I'm having to concentrate more on my IT skills.

  501. EE does lumberjack by Oct · · Score: 0

    Sounds weird eh? But in ca-naa-dee-a, you have to be able to be flexable. I cut wires at work and then cut trees at work, they're along the same lines...kinda

  502. design and print t-shirts... by brandwashed.com · · Score: 1

    : : brnadwashed : : it's nice to have something tangible at the end of the day, instead of just moving around ones and zeros. an analog ying to my digital yang. er, wait, that doesn't sound quite right.

  503. why the hel do u read /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if your hypasensativ
    e to erurs?

  504. what did you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Male Gigalo.... but the benefits suck.

  505. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by prichardson · · Score: 1

    most mucisians aren't always playing or thinking about music

    Spoken like someone who doesn't know many musicians. No, I don't spend all my time doing something music related, but most of the time I am.

    That said, being a musician is a lot different from working in an office.

    --
    Help I'm a rock.
  506. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    My weekend hobby is being a gearhead.

    I used to rebuild car/motorcycle/marine/industrial engines for a living... and my personal car ran like crap.
    Mainly cause I knew exactly what the problem was, and how serious it would be if I didn't fix it..

    I'll have to say as a system admin, I now rarely check my email on the weekend and my car runs like a champ. I spend almost every weekend tweaking something to my liking, or on a junkyard hunt to pimp a friend's ride.

    What really sucks, is the more people know I can fix both computers and cars, the less weekends I get to myself!

    The more I know, the stupider I need to act!

  507. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Things the I.T. department hears all the time, the proctologist never does:

    Ya know, things have been running a bit slow lately. I don't think things are going as well or as quickly as they should. Do you think you could maybe grab the gloves and come on over and take a look? Maybe you can get things going a little bit faster for me?
    ....makes me want to fire up the mp3 player and replay 'colo-rectal-surgeon' all over again. Think of it in terms of I.T.

  508. heh ... heh .... read it as by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

    .... transvestigations ....

    --
    Bitter and proud of it.
  509. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by mumblestheclown · · Score: 1
    read the tibet web page.

    while you're at it, learn a little bit about the history of hawaii. while the situations are of course different, there are quite a large number of parallels to Tibet. Unarguable is that the overthrow of Liliuokalani was illegal and unwanted by the native populace, and that hawaiian culture has become a tourist shell of its former self in the aftermath.

    Don't let my talk about hawaii distract from the main point, though, which is that the free tibet movement is much sizzle, little steak. Look, I am no fan of the Chinese Communists, but to claim that Tibet was ideal or even significantly better before they moved in simply does not mesh with reality.

  510. SIdejobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I hold down several. Fulltime at O-CuK (s'Marci here by the way), then freelance live sound engineer for StarSound PA Hire, organise live music festivals, run my own recording studio, bit of HVAC here n there for the prommi owners, and webhosting.

    The IT industry alone just can't sustain me n my family :(

  511. QuipWire.com by silverbax · · Score: 1

    I contribute to QuipWire along with fellow programmers. It's nice to have an outlet.

    QuipWire.com

    In addition, I do coding work on the side, graphic art...and sometimes even construction.

  512. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Frogbert · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So what? I clean up my families and friends computers whenever they need it. The only condition? I do it on my time, it could take weeks, it could take days I don't really care I'll just get around to it when I feel like it.

    If they want an imediate fix they can pay someone for it.

  513. build by museumpeace · · Score: 1

    it means compile and link a system of SW components.
    I get paid to do that.

    2nd most profitable thing I do is also "build"
    I have made some money doing small commercial space
    renovations but I have saved serious money
    designing, building and improving my own house. General contractors mark up the cost 20%...I put that in my pocket. Electrical contractors mark up the job 40%...I put that in my pocket. Too bad I cant get a plumber's licence.

    --
    SLASHDOT: news for people who can't concentrate on work or have no life at all and got tired of yelling back at the TV.
  514. I drive a forklift by Theatetus · · Score: 1

    Got my license 7 years ago. I moonlight sometimes in a local warehouse. Also nice to know it's a way I could get money if this IT thing ever totally falls through.

    --
    All's true that is mistrusted
  515. A side job to be proud^-1 of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spam. JK.

  516. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by windlord · · Score: 2, Informative

    Of course he is speechless. You should at least get your international facts right before going out and embrassing yourself.



    It is China who is contesting over Tibet... NOT Taiwan.

  517. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by wwwillem · · Score: 1

    That's for me perfectly OK: no work at home. But then the flipside is that at work there should be no browsing of Expedia, calling the plumber, booking the dentist, solving your parking ticket, etc. I'm 100% fine with that, and spend your evening time on your music, etc. Myself, I'm different, when that's most efficient, I will solve private issues also at work. But then I don't mind to finish a report, write a proposal, check my business email or whatever work related stuff after 8 PM.

    --
    Browsers shouldn't have a back button!! It's all about going forward...
  518. I visit my family by DrugCheese · · Score: 1

    Especially around the holidays when I see more of them, I have constant side work.

    --
    *DrugCheese rants*
  519. Bartender/Volunteer EMT by denigod · · Score: 1

    Although technically not IT, i do serve as the sys admin at my local volunteer ambulance and work as a medic and driver there as well. but mostly i work as a bartender. As a MS student if i never got out of the lab and interacted with some real people, I probably would have thrown myself down a flight of stairs long ago.

  520. Get away from the computer by lotus87 · · Score: 3, Interesting


    My side job is purposefully different from my work. I referee ice hockey and inline hockey. The pay is pretty decent, $10 to $50+ for a one hour game, depending on the level of play, league, and location. Plus, you get some exercise, meet new people outside of IT/CS, and get to teach new players how to play the game.

    Up front costs do stink a little if you start from scratch, $200-$300 is typical for all new gear and 1st year registration. But that's deductible, and if you referee a few games per month, you're back in the black pretty quickly.

    I have also performed freelance home computer services, but playing & refereeing hockey have generally been more fun and better for my % body fat.

  521. Writer by DirtyAmish · · Score: 1

    I started writing book reviews for a library association magazine. I hope to branch out further in that field in the near future and even write a book of my own soon.

    1. Re:Writer by DirtyAmish · · Score: 1

      I also do mystery shopping and sell shyt for myself and friends on eBay.

  522. System Technician by kkith · · Score: 0

    Once you tell people you are work with computers, you become their personal computer technician when their Windows machines get clogged up by spyware. You could just charge for it.

  523. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Erm, you mean like slipping Mom a few extra scrips for antibiotics and narcotics that has like 99 refills?

  524. strangely enough by cangeceiro · · Score: 1

    i tattoo and pierce for side work.

  525. Blinking yellow 'Read This' by DragonHawk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "PLEASE READ (-- in HUGE letters)"

    Heh. No kidding. I once sysop'ed on a BBS. The old, dial-up kind, not the new, web kind. When "ANSI graphics" meant "colored text". Anyway, we had this one popular game, with a couple different variations, and some non-obvious rules. So we gave it a menu screen all its own, with a "Read Me" kind of option set apart at the top of the menu. It was labeled something like "Important information about this game". Next to that, in blinking-yellow-on-black text, was the phrase "Read This!!!".

    At least once a month, I would answer a tech support request with the form letter:

    You need to read the "Important information" file on that game's menu. It's the option with the blinking yellow "Read This" next to it.

    It's amazing how people have brains which are so much more capable then these dumb computers, and yet still manage to be dumber then the computers.

    *sigh*

    --

    dragonhawk@iname.microsoft.com
    I do not like Microsoft. Remove them from my email address.
    1. Re:Blinking yellow 'Read This' by todu · · Score: 1

      dragonhawk@iname.microsoft.com
      I do not like Microsoft. Remove them from my email address.


      Hehe, nice way to redirect all your spam to the servers of microsoft :).

  526. Give a little back, when I can... by codesurfer · · Score: 1

    Although I spend my days writing software for a telco, I also run a development company on the side. I have contractors doing most of the work, allowing me to focus some spare time on open source projects. It ain't much, but better to paticipate some than not at all.

  527. sell psychadelics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I may or may not sell ecstasy, shrooms, acid, and designer phenethylamines and tryptamines.

  528. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Feanturi · · Score: 2, Funny

    My family would have to pay me to show up for thanksgiving or christmas or what have you. Actually, scratch that, they don't have enough money to make it bearable.

  529. Um... by msimm · · Score: 1

    Ok, I feel inadequate. How much for those counseling services?

    --
    Quack, quack.
  530. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with you. That's why I was up at 3:30am this morning logged into our VPN and upgrading a system off the clock. So there is a trade off. But for me, I like to keep work and private life as seperate as possible.

  531. I'm a high school football official. by tscrum · · Score: 1

    I'm a high school football official. Ya I already said that.

  532. So you're saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    By day I do good. By night I do evil.

    At least you've got some balance there.

  533. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by archen · · Score: 1

    I have learned that until you are the one person keeping someone's computer alive, you never really completely control or own that person.

    I think I'll keep that one as the quote of the month for slashdot.

  534. musician by w98 · · Score: 1

    I'm a keyboard player, have some music out on the radio and XM. Been playing for about 20 years or so and love it. Not much time to play lately with all of the side programming projects I have on the go.

  535. Re:in other words: why open source software's ille by tchuladdiass · · Score: 1

    One way to get out of it is to go to your employer and tell them that you want to increase your skillset by doing some work for a non-profit organization, and that you want to make sure the non-profit isn't exposed to any additinal legal problems. Use that as an excuse to modify the contract, you can even sweeten it by telling your employer that you are willing to assign them non-exclusive rights to your code upon request. Not many employers will give you a hastle about doing community volunteer work. That way, you have a couple of outs:
    1) As long as they don't request it, you don't have to assign them anything (and even if they do make the request, the rights are "non-exclusive").
    2) If the contract is worded to allow you to do volunteer your time to non-profits, then keep in mind that the FSF is a registered non-profit.

  536. Photography by VermifugeRT · · Score: 1

    I recently developed an appreciation for photography. I picked up a nice Nikon D70 and an Alien bees lighting system. A few beers persuaded my friends to set up a small studio on one of my garages. Now, I do photography for local escorts and exotic dancers in and around my area.

    I find it to be both creative and rewarding.

  537. Last time you checked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe that's because you have never checked. Hawii was invaded and "ball-stomped" by the USA to become a state.

    1. Re:Last time you checked? by thelexx · · Score: 1

      Tell me the name of one casualty in any battle that occurred in 1959 in the Hawaiian islands to force them to become a state.

      --
      "Gold still represents the ultimate form of payment in the world." - Alan Greenspan, 1999
  538. musician. :) by naelurec · · Score: 1

    I have played music (primarily piano) since I was a kid, but over the past 6-7 years, it has proven to be an enjoyable side job/second income. I play out several times a week .. I know many other musicians so during crunch times, I can sub out to someone else. I've actually been surprised at the number of other IT guys who are fantastic musicians.

  539. Re:I moderate SlashDot by Audacious · · Score: 1

    Oh give me a break! I DO Meta Moderate SlashDot and I do it A LOT! :-) And it most certainly does feel like a second job! (Although the pay isn't all that great) :-P

    Ok! If you want a sensible reply - I'm working on my own RPG game (soon to be at www.sim1.us <-plug!) as well as a couple of other programs I've been working on for a year or two (in my copious amounts of time). :-) I finally got my wife to agree that I needed my own static IP address (instead of trying to set things up at some other site), got my router set up, webserver (Apache! via Linux) set up, and am beginning to get everything ready for the launch date (I can only say soon presently). Anyway, if the Troll patrol requires a sensible response here is one. Most of my other time is spent helping out on various OSS projects under other names as well as volunteering to help out a lot of other people I call friends. (Especially the over 70 crowd whom a lot of people seem to have decided to abandon.)

    --
    Someone put a black hole in my pocket and now I'm broke. :-)
  540. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by tekiegreg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well I consider it a trade of sorts....

    For example, my Dad is a lawyer and a damn good one. I fix his computer for free no questions asked. When some big bad corporate bully comes picking on me for no apparent reason (aka a big overcharge on a bill or a denied insurance claim), I turn my dad on them, think of it as an M1A1 Abrams handling the big bad bully...in the end it all works out I think :-)

    --
    ...in bed
  541. Electric trains by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

    It doesn't really provide a lot of income, but occasionally on weekends I work as a monorail driver at Disney World. Not many more things in life are as cool as getting paid to play with a 70-ton electric train set. :-) It's not all driving - there's a lot of platform work, and dealing with the tourists can sometimes be a PITA, but in general I enjoy it, especially come summertime when the scantily-clad Brazilian girls start visiting the parks...

    --
    Please stand clear of the doors, por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas
  542. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh yes, because the middle east conflict would instantly be over if the US decided they are seperate countries.

  543. everything is open to negotiation by signingis · · Score: 1

    It doesn't hurt to attempt negotiation. When I started talking to the company that I work for now I noticed a clause that I didn't care for. They wanted EVERY thing I did while being employed by the company to be their property. Naturally, that just didn't sit well with me. So I asked if it would be reasonable for the contract to be changed to treat projects I worked on during my own time using my own resources and wasn't work-related as my own and to keep stuff I work on expressly for work using company resources to be property of the company. They agreed to this and it's in my contract now. I'll probably pay the company if I need to use any of their resources to insulate myself from any conflicts with this. I'll see how it goes. Just remember that negotiation is always an option. They might just respect you for it.

    --

    I prefer a void in conversation to a vacuous one.
  544. I get customary payment from my family... by TyrranzzX · · Score: 1

    Dinner, a good long talk with me grandma, the customary "slip me some money if ya want" line, ect. The main thing is to learn to fix problems properly. Everyone in my family runs win2k with a firewall, 2 virus scanners and 3 adware scanners, with instructions to remove anything as it identifies, update once a week, scan every few days, ect. They've all got win2k cd's, instructions on how to install it, ect ect ect. I get a question, out of the 10 or so people in my family, about once every 2 weeks. Some are simple; "hey, how do I copy n' paste again?". Others are them reading errors to me over the phone. Written instructions are awesome, and if they lose it, you can scold them.

    The worst thing is system builds. God does not like giving me working hardware, stores, shipped, don't matter. Sometimes hardware errors border on bizzare; I had a bios halfway kill the I/O alingment on a harddisk drive, needed a low level format. The thing would boot, it'd work fine, it'd stre and retrieve data, then bsod the box. Then there's a deluge of questions: what's this sound? That the new bigass fan...

  545. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by SCHecklerX · · Score: 4, Interesting
    And on the other hand you have people like myself that like to see how much use you can get out of aging hardware & enjoy the challenge. But then again, I don't maintain networks/computers for a living anymore.

    I used to use a single box for everything at home. Pentium 133, with 128MB of ram. It was my jukebox, firewall, mailserver, database server, web server, etc. Worked fine, but I didn't like having a single point of failure.

    These days, that box *was* my mail server (just now replaced it with a P2 550), and I have a separate firewall, and 'everything else' server (PIII ... forget the speed). The 'everything else' box is hooked to the tv, and has web browsing, Xine, Xmms, and such. (I'm too lazy to build a real mythtv box :) In addition it is doing dhcp, mysql, apache, etc.

    Right now, I am using a P75 with 16MB of ram as a smoothwall firewall (that will be the P133's new function), and of course the other two servers I mentioned.

    So, yeah, I know what you mean about older hardware. It's great being able to use it. Heck the stuff I have is way overpowered for the amount of work it has to do (watching videos being the exception).

    I also own a Toshiba Libretto...now that thing is 'low power'. I have it overclocked to 266MHz, and it can play Mpeg-1 videos pretty well. It runs firefox respectably too. The real bottlenecks seem to be the non-DMA drive in it, and the 64MByte memory limit. But it is a great little box to use as a car jukebox, wireless stumbler, photo repository, and browser when I need it. I put a 20Gig drive in it, and partitioned the LVM so that I can still hibernate it (the bios dumps hibernation right at the 4 Gig mark).

  546. One word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Manho.

  547. You have it backwards... by FlatCatInASlatVat · · Score: 1

    I'm a biology professor/scientist by day, and an IT specialist "on the side", but the IT stuff is often more fun and more remunerative.

  548. Side Jobs by p388l3s · · Score: 1

    I contract full-time (IE i sit around waiting for someone to phone me with work) For side work i run my own computer repair business, hey it's what i know best! And as an added extra i bought a Masonic Temple and am renovating it to be my house, so i need to do everything as i'm on a tight budget, i know something about the building trade as i grew up in a working family, building, bar work and generally get your Sh1T dirty work!, my next big project is electrical wiring in the place, not my most favorite of subjects, i don't like the idea of getting a shock!!! So in answer whatever it takes to get a buck my son!

  549. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean- that's not the way it works???!!??

  550. As far from tech as possible by rossz · · Score: 1

    For a while I was a trail guide on the weekends. I would spend 8 hours in the saddle taking out tourists in a very beautiful forest (Kids, don't try this at home! I'm a trained professional!).

    I didn't do it for the money. In fact, I normally gave my tips to the other trail guides since my regular tech job paid extremely well while the income for the full time trail guides was rather meager. I did it to get away from computers, get some saddle time, and for the exercise (yes, horseback riding is good exercise).

    Unfortunately, I've since moved too far from the trails to go there regularly and I can no longer afford to lease a horse due to the tech crash (I was laid off). So now my saddle sits in the living room gathering dust (all serious riders own their own saddles). :(

    --
    -- Will program for bandwidth
  551. Doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was a physician on the side. Geek work came to rule my life from Windows NT, 2000, Server 2003 to Linux, Unix, and even Mac OSX. Graphics to security, I did it all. And best of all I got paid and didn't have to file an insurance claim and wait months to be paid, have claims denied, asked for reports, and had to deal with different rules. Of course every operating system and even program had different rules. But there was the possibility of open source - no open source with insurance company rulz.... one big black box.

    Now, with out-sourcing overseas - it is back to being a physician again....but of course the internet draws me back here......

  552. Much ado about... by abb3w · · Score: 1
    but im sure there would be a problem if they let you work for a while and didnt pay you, cause: "Your honor, (s)he clearly wrote 'Won't Agree' on the signature line. (s)he never agreed to the contract.

    Depends on whether that "Won't Agree" is on the contract itself, or the non-compete/non-disclosure/invention-release side agreement. If it's all one big contract, Mr. Won't probably has a problem. However, at my last couple jobs it's been lots of separate codicils to the main contract.

    --
    //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
  553. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by yourexhalekiss · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My girlfriend's dad is a highly skilled plumber - he was hired at the nuclear power plant for some special work there. He definitely knows what he's doing.

    Nonetheless, when the pipes freeze or a toilet clogs, he, without fail, always calls someone else to do it.

  554. You live in Redmond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nm

  555. chinese tv commercial actor by jintian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm a western man living in Beijing. Westerners are often used here as foreign experts in TV commercials to lend some additional semblance of credibility to the product pitch. I have played a doctor, an Australian scientist, and suit & tie businessmen. Products have included breast enlargement kits, hi-tech underwear, and chinese herbal medicine (the Strong Bones Particles of Six Flavors). Usually I just have to mouth some words because they'll do a voiceover in Chinese later, but occasionally I have to speak - and translate very bad English into something a real person might actually say. Its not very lucrative but it is diverting.

  556. Are You Kidding by ClassicPenguino · · Score: 1

    The way I.T. pays, it is the side job. My main gig is cleaning septic tanks, grease traps, and medical waste recepticals; they haven't figured out how to outsource these to Bangalore yet. After hours, I maintain a realtime embedded operating system for interplanetary probes, which allows me a little extra cash.

  557. I help people setup aquariums. It's more a hobby. by NyteHawk2002 · · Score: 1

    I help people setup aquariums. It's more a hobby.

  558. 3 steps to part time work/full time job by torrents · · Score: 1

    1. consult
    2. confuse
    3. continue

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    Get your torrents...
  559. Side job? by jshriverWVU · · Score: 1
    Heh that requires having an IT job as your primary. I work at a cinema. *shrug*

  560. Re:Share Trading, Counselling, Writing and Consult by icepick72 · · Score: 1


    Looks like you do everyting ... but can you fix the kitchen sink? :)

  561. Build LEGO sculptures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    It's not only a hobby, but sometimes it even pays for Xmas presents :) I wish I could do it full time, but it would require a substantial amount of contract work to build life-size sculptures and mosiacs.

    Eric Harshbarger is one lucky dude.

  562. Re:IT Consulting: howto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Do something for money
    2. Keep your books (income/expenses)
    3. File an Form SE, Schedule C and add to your 1040.

    Done.

  563. What I do... by phreakmonkey · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ... when a friend or relative wants me to do some "above and beyond" computer repair:

    I require them to make a $25 donation to the Electronic Frontier Foundation. They can use the receipt in email as proof.

    That way they don't feel like I'm just trying to make a buck off them, and I feel more inspired to actually do a decent job of solving their problem. Plus it help out a good cause.

    Mind you- I don't consider some basic stuff as "above and beyond".. Eg: configuring outlook for someones IMAP server &etc. Cleaning off adware / viruses definitely warrants a donation- and a short lesson in "what not do to on the Internet."

  564. Sell Tee Shirts online, makes a great change ! by ukoda · · Score: 1

    Designing communications systems is one thing but taking pics of a model wearing a 'Real Boobs Rock' Tee is way more fun. Scroll down at http://www.mavericks.co.nz/mavericks/index.php?mai n_page=product_info&products_id=134 to see the results.

    We use Zen Cart software and sell mainly offensive Tees and some geeks ones at http://www.mavericks.co.nz/. Don't make much money but it's fun !

    WARNING: Please do not visit site if your are easily offended !

  565. No Everquest? by Albigg · · Score: 1

    Surprised to not see a mention of selling Everquest items / chars on Ebay.

  566. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    then do something like mcdonalds as the sidejob if you really want that. or do stuff that doesn't involve actually turning on the computer like hw installations and such. or hell, learn to be a plumber - but you must have had your reasons already before to choose computers as the career.. if you didn't have any other reasons than "well, it seems trendy and stable" then you're kind of already lost the battle of enjoying it.

    generally though, if you do stuff you have expertise on you'll have bigger chances of raising more money - and if you're a computer expert of some kind it generally involves computers in one way or another. and for me still at least what matters more in the 'annoying' grader is _what_ i'm doing on the computer, not purely if i'm _on_ a computer, but then again I use it for work as well as the main means of always available home entertainment(games, tv, whatever).

    --
    world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
  567. I did the cha-cha for years by FrenchyinCT · · Score: 1
    I belly danced for several years, but I fell out of it a few years ago. Thinking about going back into it as I need to sock away some moolah next year. Mostly I did "bellygrams" for various agencies for peoples' parties, mostly embarrassed 40-year-old men and the occasionally more fun senior citizen.

  568. More IT (duh) and live sound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fortunately my IT job is with the state, which allows me state hours and state benefits, not to mention state job security--woo hoo! I have a few regular clients who enlist my IT services on an irregular basis, which earns me about double my usual wage.

    But my fun job is mixing live sound for bands, nightclubs, and sound companies. I've always been a wire and sound nut, and with a steady IT job, I can actually make my pin money by playing with knobs and faders. So, (warning: shameless plug ahead) if you're in the Madison, WI / Milwaukee / Chicago / Minneapolis area and are looking for somebody to do sound competently, please look me up at http://www.sound-wire.com/.

  569. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by suckmysav · · Score: 2, Funny

    Things the I.T. department hears all the time, the proctologist never does:

    hehe, I always wonder where proctologists come from, because who in their right mind would choose a career where you would be constantly required to peer at and finger poke the arseholes of strangers?

    Good lord, they must be even more demented than dentists!

    --
    "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
  570. Side jobs take time by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

    This got me to thinking. What do people in the IT field do for side jobs?
    So let me get this strait: You have free time?
    Ya right. Your just like the rest of us white collard engineers and you have no free time. In the hoplessness and despair of your situation you post a seemingly innocent 'Ask Slashdot' hoping to get pointers as if "No, its not for me, I just wondered what you all did".
    But really, you have free time?
    Assuming its true, then I would recommend anything that has nothing to do with your current occupation, otherwise you will simply be working a double shift, just with different locale, and you will burn out all that much quicker.
    Have you ever thought about bartending?

    --
    I think you underestimate just how much I just dont care.
  571. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by WgT2 · · Score: 1

    I agree.

    I know if I had a guitar (particularly an acustic) I would make time to play it dispite knowing my skills in it would never be outstanding. It's still enjoyable and a nice release of whatever's in me at the time.

    My computer can't always do that for me. It's a tool I work on all day, but I still find things to do on it in the evening: some of it (*cough*) "work" and some (most) of it "play."

    In the end, the nice part is: I get to daily go somewhere and get paid for something I enjoy.

  572. Chess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I teach Chess. I get to meet people who tend to be in the IT field (networking), and I make a decent hourly wage. What could be better?

    Email me at paolodm*at*umd.edu if you are interested.

  573. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by mjweyland · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have my father convinced PEBKAC is a legitmate computer virus.

    Him: "Uh, you wanna come over and take a look at my PC."
    Me: "Why? Whats Up?"
    Him: "I think I have another PEBKAC on my PC again."
    Me: "Were you looking at email from people you didnt know and opening attachments?"
    Him: "I can't remember. Just come over and take a look"
    Me: "Sounds like a PEBKAC issue."
    Him: "That is what I'm thinking too."

  574. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by mrhartwig · · Score: 1

    who in their right mind would choose a career where you would be constantly required to peer at and finger poke the arseholes of strangers?

    And strangers' is worse than friends' and family's in what way?

  575. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is your girlfriend's name Lisa by any chance? I think I know this family.

  576. This does not apply to me... by kabrakan · · Score: 3, Funny

    A side job? I dont understand.. But I work at EA.

    --
    Slartibartfast:"Is that your robot?"
    Marvin:"No, I'm mine."
  577. 1. Skate 2. Get paid 3. Profit! by ref_karl · · Score: 1

    I referee amateur ice hockey when I'm not doing support and helping the developers. It's a great way to work out, be a part of the sport I love, and get paid! I worked 176 games last year, and made enough to get myself some toys I'd been wanting (new laptop, etc.)

  578. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What really sucks, is the more people know I can fix both computers and cars, the less weekends I get to myself!

    Since you're an AC, you'll probably never read this. And since I'm an AC, I'll probably never see your response.

    But I think I KNOW you man! You work at a web hosting company in the midwest and have been trying to learn to airbrush!

    I know it's you!

  579. Teaching Seniors by rubberbando · · Score: 1

    For a side job, I used to teach seniors how to use their computers

    I would have come over to their house for about 2-3 hours every other weekend. I was paid $20/hr to teach 2 seniors how to use Windows, Word, and how to get online and avoid getting viruses / spyware.

    They were very pleasant to work with and it made me feel good helping them learn how to use their computer. :)

    --
    DEAD DEAD DEAD DELETE ME
  580. attend law school (aka become a vampire) by wattersa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    yes, it's true, I am a "scum sucking bottom feeder." lol. I'm currently attending as a student and also working half-time in the school's IT dept. developing the school website at a below-market but not unreasonable hourly rate. It's a nice, stable monthly check that basically takes care of my expenses other than tuition. On the side, I do more profitable misc. projects for people who need websites done or other design work. When I get in a check from those projects I just treat it like bonus money and end up spending it on hardware, clothes, car stuff, even dress shoes. A law professor at school saw my biz card on my office door and hired me to do her new edition book cover. Other professors who self-publish are interested as well. There's no substitute for word of mouth, but craigslist gigs section is a good place to start. Unfortunately almost all of those are "I was hoping to get it done for free" (i.e. clueless) people posting. Many of us in this thread are probably at the point where we can turn down projects that aren't "just right" since we're not depending on that money to subsist.

    if you have a stable 9-5 and some knowledge of web dev, try hiring a couple of college students part time to do larger side projects that you find. After saving some moderate amount of money you can get into property management (borrow to buy an apartment building, then pay the loan with the rent money from tenants), or even open your own dive bar in a college town (my dream). All the skills you get in the side businesses help in your regular job too-- managing people or money, getting things done, handling problems, and so on. The great thing about running small businesses is that everything you make is yours, and you can make a lot of extra cash in the right business. The great thing about law school is it's fairly empowering. You know how to solve big problems.

    I think the absolute worst tech support aside from AOL or Dell has got to be college/graduate school computer help. Often the law students are from fairly privileged families where the standard op. procedure was to call a contractor to fix every little problem at home rather than trying to get things done themselves. So you have a lot of people coming in FRANTIC and DEMANDING that you fix their computer problems right that second. I would say "sorry, drop-in tech support hours are wednesdays 3:30-5" and the typical response is "but it's an EMERGENCY!!!!" yeah. I've never heard that one before. asshole. I have nothing but contempt for the vast majority of my classmates. Yes, these people will soon be the ones you despise oh-so-justifiably. It's nice to have that quiet confidence of being able to fix things yourself, which is one attribute of a successful lawyer. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

    Some people at school made the jump from IT to law school thinking they'd be "marketable" to the intellectual property law firms that run rackets in IP litigation. They're probably right, but I'm not sure if they'll be able to look in the mirror at the end of the day. Those places often require a CS/E degree. Many private law schools have a night program, so maybe you can do your IT day job and attend law school at night, though it does take 4 years....

    1. Re:attend law school (aka become a vampire) by wattersa · · Score: 1

      FYI, law school is three years full time and usually four years in a night program. In the bay area there's

      Boalt (UC Berkeley
      Stanford
      UC Hastings College of the Law (my school)
      Golden Gate Univ.
      Santa Clara Univ.
      Univ. of San Francisco
      San Francisco Law School

      And maybe a couple more. the linked ones definitely have night programs. Not sure about the others.

  581. What about... by aurb · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ... selling my body?

  582. Re:Isn't it obvious - teach IT classes by asapien · · Score: 1

    Its not hard to teach one or two IT seminars a month, I teach a class on php/mysql in LA at rgb computing, it keeps me on my toes because students constantly come with new questions.

  583. Festival Fun... by Fishy_Fishy_Fish · · Score: 1

    During the festive season I try to get work at one of the many festivals going on around the country... I've done lighting and stage work at Global Carnival and this year I'm working as a bar cashier at the Woodford Folk Festival... usually only earn a ticket and camping... but it's a good way to get to see lots of great acts for not much... I also do the usual tech support for the family and friends in exchange for beer or food :)

  584. Something Completely Different by mgooderum · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I work part time as a paramedic. I agree with most posters, after 50-60 hours a week of startup grind the last thing I want to do is IT or programming for someone else. What little spare energy I have goes into my personal bits for myself.

    Being a paramedic is everything IT is not - lot's of people interaction, some physical labor, outside time. It's also personally rewarding in a way that programming isn't. I've never been applauded for my work as a programmer, something I have had happen a few times as a medic. I've also never been offered a blow job as a programmer, but I have been a few times as a medic. As a married and ethical man I do not require applause nor accept the blow jobs but as a human being and a terminal male I appreciate the consideration present in both.

    I originally became a medic because a bit of volunteering as an EMT showed me I loved the work and I thought that (as my plans were at the time) that the medic job would provide a salary baseline and benefits when consulting wore thin. Well - the bubble burst and I'm an employee again but I keep up the medic because it's a perfect escape from the office and if things really go south it's one job I know they _can't_ ship to India.

    The wages are not great but when you can work a 24 hour shift and get paid 24 hours for one calendar day it does add up even for a few days a month enough for even an overpaid technoweenie like me to notice.

    After 15 years in the development trenches I would love to work full time as a medic and have the energy to expend my skills part time on programming but then I couldn't afford a new GeForce 6600 or flying as often. I also like not sweating that I'm getting the $4 latte instead of the $1.25 cup of joe, something most full time medics have to worry about.

    At some point I may make the trade of money versus time for lifestyle as we achieve certain financial goals, but for now it works as is.

  585. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by groovemaneuver · · Score: 1

    ...most mucisians aren't always playing or thinking about music.

    Actually, I do spend a GREAT deal of my time thinking about music. Being a grad student has all but eliminated my music practice time, but I still find my mind perpetually flooded by some sort of beat or melody, and I'm always tapping my hands and fingers to whatever internal beat I've got in my head. Maybe I'm just neurotic.

    As an aside, I too earn my bread by programming, and yet I find myself inexplicably drawn to sitting at the god-forsaken boxes for nearly every waking hour of my life (lately because of research papers and the like). In this case, I think my passion towards computers is a passionate hatred. Grad school sucks.

  586. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by wwwillem · · Score: 1

    I was up at 3:30am this morning logged into our VPN and upgrading a system >

    OK, OK, I know it: You must be working for SCO, starting early to get that decament from the site. :-) And I can imagine that when you are sysadmin at SCO, you don't want to touch any computer anymore in the evening....

    Sorry, couldn't resist, nothing personal, and you work of course completely somewhere else.

    --
    Browsers shouldn't have a back button!! It's all about going forward...
  587. What do we do? We do what we do best by BSA00 · · Score: 1

    We write our own software, give it away for free and just live for all the users who give you good reviews and occasionally pity donations. http://www.merkinawards.com/passwordprotection/

  588. Sexual deviant by beavmetal · · Score: 1

    I work as a boy toy for lonely women of all ages.

    --
    Looks like it is time to replace your Personality Module. You are a bit to clingy, guess I better replace your fuser to
  589. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The OP is claiming that Taiwan treats Tibet as part of China.

    S/he was questioning the Taiwanese politician about this policy of Taiwan's.

  590. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe not, but it would certainly help if they were SEPERATED countries.

  591. Re:in other words: why open source software's ille by finkployd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow, it sucks to work there. All I had to sign was a paper saying that what I created on the clock and with their resources was theirs (which is perfectly reasonable IMHO).

    And even with that, I have been able to get some things open sourced.

    I would never take a job that claimed ownership on everything I do unless they are paying me for everything I do (hourly that works out to about 16 hour days, I'll take that overtime)

    Finkployd

  592. IT after hours by gberke · · Score: 1

    gardening? legal work? carpentry? painting? massage?
    After a day of IT, plus the nights and weekends of "voluteer" work, I would think some real work would be in order.

  593. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

    Then don't do it. Hopefully no one has a gun to your head.

    --
    "Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher
  594. Independent Film by oflanigan · · Score: 1

    My side job is writing/directing/producing independent film (my production company). Actually, I maxed out my credit cards making my last film, and so my day job as a web developer is actually supporting my film-making, but hopefully in the future it will start paying for itself. I love to program, but right hemisphere of my brain needs its playtime too! Actually, I've found that my computer science background carries over well to screenwriting: each scene is a module with pre-conditions and post-conditions.

  595. Totally different by Sanat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I do two types of side jobs. One the exorcism of individuals and of properties which includes items, pets, house, buildings, grounds (above and below).

    This includes negative thoughtforms, negative energies, negative entities, and about 200 other things.

    I charge $20 per person or property. I get emails from people all over the world for this type of work.

    As an example, one individual was in a state mental institute for three months and on heavy medication for schizophrenia... I did a clearing on him as he was possessed by hundreds of entities and now his life is normal, living a typical life without meds.

    Secondly I work directly with individuals to assist them in working through emotional issues. It is not hynotherapy, rather the individual goes into an altered state of consciousness and they are shown via a movie in their mind.. just as if it is a daydream only the client has total consciousness as it is occurring. The movie lets them see and sense the truth and the issue falls away.

    As an example, a person may have a fear of dogs and be shown in the movie that a memory is present of being killed by a pack of wolves in the distant past. Whether this is a past life, a shared embedded memory, or a pseudo lifetime in not known nor is it important to know exactly for the healing takes place regardless.

    Typically a session lasts 3 hours and I charge $200 per session.

    Many individuals believe that all physical illness with the body are emotionally or mentally created. I have seen some very remarkable physical healing take place once the emotional issue is resolved.

    I find that I am doing less and less computer related things and assisting humanity more in these ways.

    --
    And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make
    1. Re:Totally different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean "assisting mankind" or "increasing my humanity". "Humanity" refers to the condition or quality of being humane and is an abstract concept.

  596. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

    's not like that.

    I remember an interesting story in Kim Stanley Robinson's "The Martians" that was autobiographical in nature, where he talked about the book, complaining about how he was very much past ready for it to be done.

    In "The Salmon of Doubt," Douglas Adams talked about the weird sort of things he would do in order to avoid sitting down and actually writing.

    Neither of them are the sort of people whom I would say "shouldn't be in the field of writing."

    As an interesting aside, I'm writing this solely to avoid finishing up my homework for my programming languages class.

    --

    You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  597. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by suckmysav · · Score: 1

    Excellent point!

    --
    "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
  598. side by side by serenarae · · Score: 1

    IT at school, go to school, the work at blockbuster as a manager part time for the free rentals. Woohoo :)

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    see sig. see sig run. run sig run.
  599. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
    The OP is claiming that Taiwan treats Tibet as part of China.

    S/he was questioning the Taiwanese politician about this policy of Taiwan's.

    Then he might as well have stood up during the Cartoon Council and demanded that the Mayor of Toon Town explain his fiefdom's assertion that Tibet is part of the PRC, for all the relevance it has. Who the fuck cares what Taiwan thinks of Tibet, since their position on the subject is unlikely to get the PRC troops out. Really, he seems rather smug for having accomplished something so pointless. But (as with so many activists) he seems to be more concerned with looking like he cares than actually doing anything useful.

    --
    If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
  600. play in a rock band by mixmasterjake · · Score: 1

    Myself and pretty much all of my IT friends all seem to play in one band or another.

    Oh, wait.. you said *make money* on the side... forget it!

    --
    TODO: come up with a clever sig
  601. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
    Recently, during a seminar about Taiwan, I fought for the Tibetans by demanding that the speaker (who is an employee of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in Taiwan) explain why Taiwan continues to insist that Tibet is part of "One China".

    Wow, you sure fight the good fight, doncha'! I bet the PRC, who doesn't even acknowledge that Taiwan is a sovreign nation, is one step closer to leaving Tibet now that you've confronted the Taiwanese MFA!

    --
    If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
  602. "He is the messiah!" by xixax · · Score: 1

    Currently, we are being blamed for many things that are going wrong with our corporate XP rollout. We have nothing to do with desktops. Nada!

    This has been achieved by one of our staff sending out *one* broadcast email explaining how a particular hardware procurement issue was nothing to do with us, and explaining who to contact. Because this was (I now presume) the only informative email on the XP rollout, we started getting more questions about it. The more vigorously we denied having anything thing to do with the XP rollout, the more questions we got.

    People never read email or signs, they just file away the contact details so they have someone to vent spleen on.

    All very Python or Dilbert or something. Sigh...

    --
    "Everything is adjustable, provided you have the right tools"
  603. Re:Military posting from Baghdad by Faldgan · · Score: 1

    Way back when, I decided to join the Army National Guard. I thought it would be fun to have a non-comupter related 'side job'. I was a tanker (M1 series tanks). It's a lot of fun, you can learn a lot of essential skills. Unfortunately... I've been away from my job for over a year already, and I've got another 4 months in Iraq before we even start to head home.

    My skills are crumbling, I'm not able to keep up on new technology, basically I feel like the world is passing me by. Be very careful before you join the military. It seems like a good idea, but remember that they can call you up for something like this. (By the way, being a linguist, or a cook, or a CS guy won't help. They will shove you into an infantry slot just because you are a warm body.)

    --
    Nathan Brazil?
  604. prototype machining and smithing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My early training was in robotics and AI. I served short apprenticeships with both a tool and die machinist and a blacksmith...

    When the coding jobs are scarse (mainly because I refuse to get a security clearance) I turn to machine operation, prototype machining, and smithing for fun and profit.

  605. A lot of stuff... by logicassasin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I do the following as "side jobs":

    Build PC's (duh)
    Rave DJ
    Install Custom Car Audio (my profession for 6 years while in college and beyond)
    Produce tracks for local rappers

    Soon I'll add voiceover/vocal acting and recording artist whenever I actually get up offa my duff to get into them.

    Actually, IT IS my side job nowadays. I left IT a few months ago to work as an account executive for a mortgage lender. The competition for jobs is entirely too tough and there aren't enough jobs left unless I want to move the family to India...

    --
    Fifty watts per channel, baby cakes.
  606. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by CalcMan · · Score: 0

    If only I had mod points, this would get +1

  607. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Horse+Rotorvator+JAD · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I refuse to do 'tech support' type work, however; even for family members.

    I couldn't agree with you more. I spend all day having to fix broken computers, troubleshoot the network, listen to arrogant bitchy lusers, etc. When I am not at work and someone asks me to take a look at their computer I reach for my gun.

    I liken it to this. Say you are a cook who loves to cook but you are stuck with a shitty cooks job at Dennys. You get off work and go to a friends house only to hear your friend say "bake me a pie!" That is no different than when I get off work and go to a friends house and they say "fix my computer!"

  608. Web Design, blogging. by aWalrus · · Score: 1

    I do web designs for outside clients, and also get some money off ads in my blog (not much right now, but steadily improving).

    --
    Overcaffeinated. Angry geeks.
  609. A Temp/Perm position. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'm just damn glad I didn't choose to be a gynecologist really."

    Could be worse. You could be an organ donor.

  610. I smoke pot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ... lots and lots of pot.

  611. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by plover · · Score: 1
    I pay my brothers-in-law for their work. One is a plumber, the other is an auto mechanic. But I still fix their computers gratis, mostly out of pity.

    Anyway, my wife is getting me this T-shirt for christmas. We'll see who's cleaning up the spyware after dinner then... :-)

    --
    John
  612. Consulting by ca1v1n · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I used to work tech support at one of the rare well-managed, worker-respecting tech support places, and fairly frequently we'd get calls about things we don't support. Standard procedure was to refer them to the consulting companies we had deals with. Because of these contracts, our users got good deals from them, but only for major projects, since they'd typically have minimum fees that would be rather exorbitant for the small odd jobs they often needed. We'd often get calls back asking if anyone wanted to drop by for a half hour after work and do whatever the odd job in question was for $30 or so. Our manager actually encouraged this practice, since we were still supporting everything we were supposed to and honoring our contracts, and our users were getting the unsupported odd jobs done that were too small for formal consulting. This required our manager paying attention to make sure we were really doing our jobs properly and not trying to screw our customers, but I believe I already mentioned we had good management.

  613. Drink. Heavily.-Work for love at EA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "The extra pressure and strain is a good thing in that respect: it gets rid of people that don't do this out of love. "

    Finally. Someone who's came up with a good excuse for the people working at EA.

    "A few more years and we should be back to where demand exceeds supply just enough to give us more options."

    It just will not be in the US of A. But keep up the hope.

    1. Re:Drink. Heavily.-Work for love at EA. by ediron2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      heh, an insightful swerve into ea's sweatshop reputation.

      As for not in usa, I don't doubt that there'll be some decrease in how many IT jobs are here. But I think that there remain so *many* difficult problems and so *few* (percentage-wise) members of the population willing to study/solve them, that I'll still have people with fun computer-ish puzzles for me to solve the day I die.

  614. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Maybe you shouldn't be in the IT industry then. When you have a passion for something you tend to enjoy doing it when ever the opportunity is available. I cannot imagine an artist saying I cannot wait to quit painting or drawing...

    Liking working in IT doesn't mean you necessarily like scraping the crudware out of relatives' computers. That's equivalent to saying Bruegel or da Vinci should be overjoyed to paint their brother's house because they're painters.

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    If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
  615. Tutor! by bhima · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Although I don't really do it for the cash, I have a lot of fun teaching. Lately I've had a bunch of kids working on what would be a masters thesis in the US. While I don't always have the expertise they do in the subject mater at hand I have enough technical knowledge to help and I speak English as a first language. (Most of these must presented in English) Also the local technical college has hooked me up with a bunch of folks going for the same degree I have or in the field I work in.

    The upside is I have 20 something girls shopping for clothes for me (I'm colour blind) and women in their 30s teaching me how to cook.

    --
    Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
  616. Porn Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not really! But all day long I fantasize that I'm going to RAM my Hard Drive in her USB until her memory leaks and ejects my Floppy.

  617. Rock Star-Paradigm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " Or more accurately, guitar player in a local band selling CDs on the web and online stores like iTunes. And of course not for money, but certainly for the potential of "making it" (and thus making money). But given how long we've been at it such a reality is looking increasingly unrealistic. Though we did make some decent $ a couple of years ago when we were touring."

    Hang in there. Those "old business models" will all fail, opening up the floodgates for the "new paradigm" for musicians everywere.*

    *No that's not a poke at you. Just all those who come out of the woodwork, every time we have a RIAA/MPAA story.

  618. side jobs by riposteAK · · Score: 1

    I work construction, I have a Computer Consulting buisness, and I have contracts with the local Alternate Highschool providing tech support, and I also have a contract to fix the Highschool's driving simulator machines.

    --
    Why do so many Math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
  619. Herd Sheep! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To keep myself sane, I have a flock of wooly sheep and a herd of cows, some chickens, ducks, a barn of cats and some dogs.

    I live, eat and breath technology as a self employed PC/Networking geek. My shop is in my home and the phone never stops ringing, so I have to have some place to get away to and "hide".

    As much as I am tech, I have never had a PC butt me quite as hard as the Ram and trying to outrun a bull is an adreneline rush that you don't get in the shop, even when a unit goes up in flames!

  620. Wireless makes me money by ben_ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Installing wireless LANs is my side job. For families sometimes, but mostly small businesses - large enough to want them but small enough not to have the in house skills. Wireless is stupidly complex from the point of view of most non-technical users (especially after they've read almost anything about security), so they're happy to pay me to take care of it for them.

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    ben_ the technologist and platform agnostic
  621. Additionally... by GeorgeWBorscht · · Score: 0

    Though I am not a laryer, I do know how to stay th' course. It is my belief that his actions, that is, his performing his side of the contract, will estop him from denying his agreement. Even if there is no mutual assent per se, a court would likely hold that both parties acted in reliance on the "contract" and the court would estop him from backing out. I'm not sure... this is more Ashcroft's deal, though with him resigning, I have to rely on other laryers to direct me. Or maybe Jeb.

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    I'm GeorgeWBorscht, and I approved this message.

  622. Taiwanese Constitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The Taiwanese constitution says that Tibet is part of "One China". A particular web site has a collection of all the necessary Western references.

    The Taiwanese voluntarily made Taiwan dependent on mainland China and supports most of Beijing's geopolitical objectives: e.g. Tibet, Spratley Islands, Senkaku Islands, and others.

    You tell me about Taiwanese hypocrisy. Let's terminate our relations with Taiwan immediately.

    1. Re:Taiwanese Constitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Taiwanese constitution says that Tibet is part of "One China".

      This is because the PRC would blow the living daylights out of them if they asserted anything different. The PRC threatens them whenever Taiwan even thinks about mentioning any separation from China.

      There was a recent plan to separate the history textbooks into "Chinese History" and "Taiwanese History". The PRC said that they considered this a hostile act, and mentioned that they have missiles ready to strike Taipei.

      Every time there is talk about a referendum on a formal separation from China, the PRC threatens to take the island by force. If a change to history books provokes an international incident, I would hate to see what a change to the Constitution would bring.

      Get your facts straight. The only reason why Taiwan says one thing and does another is because they have to appease their big, overbearing neighbour across the pond.

    2. Re:Taiwanese Constitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bullshit. The "One China" policy is related to Taiwan, not Tibet. Indeed, both the Beijing constitution and the Taipei constitution differ on what land should be included in "One China". The Taipei constitution insists that all of today's independent Mongolia should be part of China, but Beijing's constitution rejects this notion.

      You must be Taiwanese. You are lying out of your ass.

    3. Re:Taiwanese Constitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a clue... if you had a heap of cruise missiles pointed at you, waiting for an excuse to let them off, then I'm sure you'll be very careful about revising the Constitution.

      If the PRC is so friendly towards Taiwan, and wouldn't care if the Constitution was revised, then why are there a ton of freaking warships (including the US Navy) in the South China Sea. The best policy is to go on as always, agitating for independence while keeping an outwards show of deference.

    4. Re:Taiwanese Constitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yep. You are a Taiwanese as you are lying out of your ass.

      Get the facts. Here is a summary of the facts.

      1. The Taiwanese deliberately and conscientiously tell both Japan and the Philippines to back off from the Spratly Islands and the Senkaku Islands. The Taiwanese say that these Islands are Chinese terroritory. (Taiwanese liar says, "Beijing put a gun to my head. That's why I am doing this.")

      2. The Taiwanese deliberately invested more than $100 billion into mainland China and voluntarily made Taiwan dependent on mainland China. (Taiwanese liar says, "Beijing put a gun to my head. That's why I am doing this.")

      3. Mainland China is now the 2nd most popular destination for Taiwanese emigration, after the West. (Taiwanese liar says, "Beijing put a gun to my head. That's why I am doing this.")

      4. The Taiwanese insist that Tibet is part of "One China". Note that Beijing does not insist that outer Mongolia is part of "One China", but the Taiwanese insist that outer Mongolia is part of "One China". The Taiwanese education system teaches Chinese classics and insists that Tibet is part of "One China". (Taiwanese liar says, "Beijing put a gun to my head. That's why I am doing this.")

      The Taiwanese bigot is correct about one thing: American policy toward Taiwan is a relic of the Cold War. We Americans should terminate relations with Taiwan.

      Pardon me, but the Taiwanese seem to be morally bankrupt. In 1984, the Taiwanese government was and still is the only foreign government to ever commit a successful assassination in the USA.

  623. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by RWerp · · Score: 2

    That's why during the day I code and at night I play on my website and hack the living hell out of a known hardware platform

    Dare I to ask, when do you sleep?

    --
    "Long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead." (John Maynard Keynes)
  624. Solving the "Oh, by the way..." -issue by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 2

    I solved this problem using a very simple principle:

    I don't fix computers unless someone specifically asks me to come over to fix the computers. If I'm asked to look at a problem I do, but if it takes more than five minutes to fix I simply say that I'll have to fix it on a separate occation.

    Most people are to embarrased to ask me over just for the computer, and when someone actually does I can be prepared (mentally at least).

    I took this to the point of telling my parents I won't come over at all if they try to pile their computer issues on me every time I show up. Things have been fine since.

    --
    .: Max Romantschuk :: http://max.romantschuk.fi/
  625. Side Job = Metal band by endersgameband · · Score: 1

    I find that after a long day of writing payroll software, I enjoy a night or weekend playing some live METAL!

    http://www.endersgametheband.com/
    (shameless plug)

    - dAv

  626. A penny saved... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    is worth 2 in the bush.

    --
    "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
  627. Free Time? by MotoPepsi · · Score: 1

    What is this free time you speak of? You must tell us more....

  628. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by naph · · Score: 1

    i find it take playing around on my computer at home (coding/games/general geekery) to remind me why i enjoy using computers so much, why it was i got into it in the first place.

    i have a developers job by day and to say the least it can be a little dry, just not problems i am enthused about tackling. so i feel the need to get involved with oss projects and do stuff on my own to have some fun with programming again.

    but i don't want to go fix peoples computers i guess, especially when 99% of them are just malware/worm/virus ridden windows boxes.

    --
    "if i'd known it was harmless, i'd have killed it myself"
  629. write oss by drago · · Score: 1

    Since a white collar worker most of the time is paid higher than a blue collar worker, there's no real financial need for a side job (at least where I come from). What I do is write open source software because thats a lot of fun and is a good thing to be listed in the resume

  630. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was an ID-ten-T error.

  631. Re:in other words: why open source software's ille by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you ask them to change the contract, or put specific exceptions in.

    Also in some countries they can't not own the copyright on things you do out of company time using non of their resources even if you do sign a bit of paper, Germany for instance.

    No contract can sign away your rights, a company does not own you, they employ you, and I for one would attempt to sue a company to oblivion if they tried to claim ownership of something which I created on my own time, using no company resources. I am not a company resource, I am myself.

  632. alt.jobs by ashSlash · · Score: 1

    Work in a vegan cafe.

  633. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Ummm... I think he was pointing out that as many in taiwan want independence it is a bit of a double standard to say tibet can't have it too.

    But I mean, don't just ask him what he meant... start dissing him out. Stupid myopic american "put-down" culture.

  634. Murder to the n-th degree. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "My attitude toward the whole thing would probably be helped if my mother didn't keep telling me how much she hates the computer I gave her for Christmas last year. All the hardware was failing on her old computer, so I gave her and her partner both refurbished computers for Christmas. All I hear is how much she hates the damned thing."

    Hehe, I know what you mean. I had an ex-friend call me at three in the morning. Telling me his computer was broke.

    Maybe you can get them a broadband connection. A thin client, and then they can't break anything.

    "...or the lightning striking their house after they decided to put the surge protector on their washing machine instead of leaving it on the computer."

    Whole house protection is the way to go, and it's not that expensive. Better too.

    "If I treated my plumber like that, he would never come to my house again, no matter how much I paid him."

    Hey! I'm not taking any more shit from you. Oh wait *flush*

    1. Re:Murder to the n-th degree. by allism · · Score: 1

      They can't get broadband, they live out in the boonies. The dirt road to their house is so bad that part of my car FELL OFF on this last trip from the potholes in the road. (They haven't been able to grade the roads in almost a month because of rain).

      They are currently living in a trailer while they build their house. I will suggest whole-house protection to them - is this something that gets built in or what? I have never heard of it before. If it needs to be built in, I need to tell them soon because they are starting the wiring in the spring.

    2. Re:Murder to the n-th degree. by ACPosterChild · · Score: 1

      I don't know if whole-house protectors work the same, but I know that regular plug-in surge-protectors degrade over time and need replaced every 3-5 years. And, they only help for 1 strike, so you need to replace them after a suspected incident (well, the insurance on them only covers that).

      So, I don't know if it would be worth installing something that protects the whole house. In any case, it would only protect from a relatively distant strike to the electrical lines, and not a closer strike that put current into the system on the other side of the protection (i.e., through the ground or structure and then directly into the wires).

    3. Re:Murder to the n-th degree. by allism · · Score: 1

      That's very useful to know, I wouldn't have thought of telling them to replace their surge protectors after every lightning strike (like they would anyway, hah!). Thanks for the info!

  635. dj by c64k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I dj at several clubs, hip hop and downtempo mainly.

    the pay sucks, but I'm used to that, and it comes with all the free drinks you can handle. A couple gigs a month pays for buying more records (yeah I got cds and mp3s, but nothing beats vinyl for hands on manipulation)

    On extra good nights I get picked up on by drunken girls (and occasionally boys).

    I also fix the computers at my girlfriend's work for cash under the table, which also goes to records...

    --
    CIA Industries - Running the world for fun and profit
  636. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Archimonde · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In my Sociology 101 book I found some interesting facts.

    When they are at home, blue collar workers don't do anything. They usually watch TV and do small tasks. Thats because their work is so physically hard that they are exhausted when they arrive at home.

    White collar workers when at home usually do some hobby unrelated to their actual work. They do some sport or any other hobby.

    Managers (or the upper class) usually do the same job when they come home. In a way they do the same job the whole day. That is because their work is not physically demanding so they can work the whole day.

    --
    Trolls are like broken clocks. They show the truth two times a day. The rest of the day they talk nonsense.
  637. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You wouldn't believe the number of people who, when I worked in nuclear reactor safety, wanted to talk to me about my work in leisure time.

  638. Steve can take care of himself, can't he? by nczempin · · Score: 1

    It must be the sleep-deprivation: I was reading "What are people in the IT field doing for *Steve* Jobs?"

  639. What does 'a life' mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >Most people, passionate or not, do want a life.

    What do you all mean when you use the term 'life' in these contexts?

    Something like interfacing with other people with pointless chat, eating in a restaurant with other people, listening to music, dancing, doing sports, having sex, drinking alcohol, using drugs?

    1. Re:What does 'a life' mean? by keli · · Score: 1

      Some might, yes...

      But mostly "having a life" entails doing something that makes you feel as if you are making a difference. For yourself, your family or even the world at large. To find meaning in your activities. Doing things that give you more than they take away.

      So, "having a life" in my opinion is an attempt to prove life isn't a zero sum game. (And so does "wasting your live"... just the other way around... :P)

  640. Computer-related, but not IT-related... by Vr99878 · · Score: 1

    Getting out of the house/office is the key. I do some side jobs photographing events (dance performances, etc) or just landscapes. These jobs dont pay much, but at least cover the cost of photo equipment and upgrades. But the biggest advantage is that I get to be outside of the office/house and change the surroundings. Let my eyes rest, forget about quirks of Eclipse and InetlliJ, and at the end of the day enjoy the results. And to recover from missing the computer, I still have to clean/edit images in Photoshop...

  641. beside being software engineer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I produce porn movies....
    I'm not kidding.

  642. BackHoe_Carpentry_Massage_Teach-Dance_Auto Mech by jets42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Some of these I do for money, others for self amusement.

    I'll let you decide which is which !

    Just because I'm a computer tech / Oracle DBA / Unix Geek / Net Admin
    for most of the week, doesn't mean that I can't have fun
    doing something that doesn't involve a keyboard...

    If a friends water line breaks -
    Good excuse to rent a Back Hoe, and spend the
    weekend playing "Tonka Toys" while tearing
    up his front yard, to trace & replace his pipes.

    If I've spent too much time smothered in computer code
    lately, and feel the need for grease under my fingernails-
    there's always something mechanical to be done
    like replace those C.V. joints that have worn
    out on the car, or change the timing belt,
    or replace squeaking brake pads for a quick fix.
    If the computers have REALLY gotten on my nerves
    then it could result in a complete tear-down
    and overhaul of both motorcycles, then new paint!

    On the other hand, Carpentry can be a good relaxer
    I'm in the middle of building custom kitchen
    cabinets for my girlfriend's Mom's house, due
    to aggrivation over Cisco "nOtwork" issues.
    Just start with the dimensions, and make your
    own plans, then uupp out the a table saw, and
    combine with creativity & lumber- voila !

    With hardly any notice, some of the best stress relief
    and "group therapy" I've found, is Dance.
    In particular, Contra Dance. See the web site
    at www.contradance.org for a good example,
    or photos at www.pbase.com/bobbennett/dance
    Live bands, 200+ people, all ages from 17 to 70
    and a new girl twirling into you arms every
    60 seconds or more !
    Of course, Swing, waltz, etc. are fun too -

    Massage can be fun / theraputic for the masseuse
    as well as the one being massaged.
    a few years ago, I had been a licensed EMT
    ambulance attendant - and later found that
    the sam eknowlege of human anatomy was quite
    usefull in giving theraputic massage. If you
    visualize well, you can just about see all
    of the muscles, joints, tendons, and nerves
    that you are workign with & around. Go another
    step, and you can relax the same muscles in
    you own body that you are working through on
    someone else's physique.

    Hit & Run Home Building (Habitat for Humanity)
    If you want to do something good with your spare
    time, and work out any frustrations you may have
    by pounding on something with a hammer, while
    learning something new at the same time-
    Then "Habitat" may be for YOU--
    Join lots of other people, who take Saturday
    and just go build houses for fun. The finished
    homes are sold to low income families, who
    can get a modest but new home, that included
    some of the sweat equity and design of their own!
    see: www.habitat.org with more details.

    Inventing would have to be one of my favorite creative
    hobbies. The ultimate "think outside the box"
    brain buzz - where even the box may not yet exist!
    Teach yourself to look at the puzzles, challanges,
    and shortcomings of the every day world- and
    see room for improvement. Decide how that can
    be engineered, what is really practical instead
    of just dreaming. What are the best design
    options for structure, utility, cost, materials
    ergonomics, flexibility, manufacturing, etc.
    This can be a GROUP activity as well- finding
    friends with MANY different backgrounds and talents,
    to contribute more perspectives. Decide what
    is needed, and how to make it happen !

    And YES- my spare time STILL includes learning more
    about computers. Extra features to use, new
    languages, utilities, hardware, protocol

    --
    -- Black Holes are where God is dividing by zero
  643. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > But I still fix their computers gratis,
    > mostly out of pity.

    I believe, this is the geeks' downfall and I hope it changes *real soon*: fixing computers for free for whatever reason. Because when others or maybe even yourself at some point want to do it as a (side) business....guess what! People don't want to pay for it! Cuz it's always been done for free, right? So stop doing this, everybody! It hurts *us* as a group. When I bring my car to the mechanic he doesn't do it for free either. So charge (reasonably) for your work and personal time you spend to improve other people's lives in the form of their computers. Barter system is OK too, since that too acknowledges your value.

  644. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by CountBrass · · Score: 1

    Oh someone please mod the parent up +1 Funny: I've never had such a good laugh!

    pretentious, ignorant and arrogant all in one tasty little posting. Are you by any chance in marketing?

    --
    Bad analogies are like waxing a monkey with a rainbow.
  645. I'm a musician by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a musician. I make music. Some day I'll ditch IT business and concentrate music 100%.

  646. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering that China is ready to launch attacks on Taiwan as soon as they are given an excuse, the rejection of the One China policy by Taiwan would be very unwise.

  647. Rich irony by GCP · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How ironic that in going for the tired "Bush is ignorant about the world" sophomoric humor, you demonstrate your own ignorance about the world.

    The poster you were responding to is correct in what he said about *Taiwan*. While fighting back the attempts of the mainland to extend their tyranny over them, they yet wholeheartedly approve of Chinese tyranny over Tibet.

    The Taiwanese and the Mainland Chinese, you and Bush, your use of "idiot", ah, the ironies are rich....

    --
    "Those who have never entered upon scientific pursuits know not a tithe of the poetry by which they are surrounded."
    1. Re:Rich irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They "wholeheartedly" support it because Taipei would be a hole in the ground if they didn't.

    2. Re:Rich irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, this gaffe doesn't prove anything about whether Bush is ignorant about the world.

    3. Re:Rich irony by jansh · · Score: 1

      Geez, you guys, you're mapping cultural concepts onto the whole Taiwan/Mainland China that doesn't exist within the mainstream culture there. I not only speak Chinese, I was born in Taiwan with Taiwanese parents who were there before the Nationalists ever came.

      The communist China *are* old Imperial Chinese culture -- no excuses -- and so are the Taiwanese. The nationalists that fled from China had until the past ten (twenty?) years continued to claim that China is a part of the Republic of China (Taiwan). The nationlists were only in "retreat" after all. There were a standing draft for young men for military service. Did I mention that the US had backed the Nationalist government during WWII?

      Ignore the wordings. This is a contest between two governments with the same, ancient imperial cultures. That's why to the Taiwanese political mindset, it is entirely OK for Mainland China to take control of Tibet (which has historically been conqured and kicked out on and off). Why? Because it is NOT about Mainland China trying to Oppress Taiwan.

      The whole cycle of succession of power, and revolutions by young men in China (and Taiwan) has a cultural inertia longer than the political existance of the United States of America. It's why the martial arts halls doubled as revolutionary cells, and why these martial artists were hunted down until they were sanitized by the "wushu" committee. It's a very old tradition that when the emperor takes power, everyone else accepts; the communist party is merely the emperor in his new clothing.

      It's the whole might-makes-right trip these guys are on.

      Personally, I root for the Tibetians, though I doubt they are as disturbed as the human-rights-activists fighting for them.

  648. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by rjshields · · Score: 1

    Nonetheless, when the pipes freeze or a toilet clogs, he, without fail, always calls someone else to do it.

    Your point being that highly skilled and sucessful people get paid well and can afford to pay other people to do crap jobs, right?

    --
    In this world nothing is certain but death, taxes and flawed car analogies.
  649. Not more IT work ...... by jcrowly · · Score: 1

    While I realy enjoy my job, I would not want to spend more time working with IT on the side. My jobs on the side are all ways none IT related. Play folk guitar, Call at Ceilidhs, it's nice to do a side job thats not your day job.

  650. Obligatory Joke by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, computer turns you on...

    --
    All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
  651. An old saying goes something like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Those who can, do. Those who can't, write. Those who can't write, teach.

    I teach.

    Actually, the saying may have been the other way around (those who can't teach, write) but it sounds better in my case like this.

    I also like spending time with my new born son! It doesn't pay much in monetary values but nothing compares to what I gain from that.

  652. Tutoring, photography by alex_tibbles · · Score: 1

    I tutor physics at A-level (last years of high-school); I take photographs (for qualifications and for money); I program to make digital art; I consult (software).

  653. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by krumms · · Score: 1

    On the side, I volunteer my time to the human-rights movement. I do not earn cash, but I earn "good feelings" because I know that what I am doing is right

    On the side, I volunteer my time to my girlfriend. I do not earn cash, but I get "good feelings" because ... well, y'know. ;)

  654. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your post says it all.

    although i don't even touch my own computer(s) at home.
    my job has grown from a hobby. I still like my job very much, but when i am at home i don't want to think about work.
    Only problem i have is that it's difficult to say no .
    family always ask to fix there problems.
    my latest workaround is saying that i have no time.

  655. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Bilestoad · · Score: 1

    Oh I don't know, I hear there are some very good openings in proctology.

  656. Forgery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it "specialised small-run design and print services".

    Without wishing to give away too many techniques, inkjet and laser printers and the Internet have made things really easy for the smalltime forger. 'Cause everyone knows a computer printout must be real, right?

    Just be sure and leave enough "air gaps" {like generic ink and dynamic IP addresses} so the trail will go stone cold whichever direction you approach it from ..... and have faith that the Old Bill will have easier and more profitable cases to solve.

  657. My case by Pink_Weasel · · Score: 1

    I'm a Loan-Shark Debt Collector. My reason is that a side job should be fun to. Speaking of which, 'Brian, i'm visiting you tomorrow with my bat to collect, just for your convenience, don't bother to gather the cash' ;)

  658. Electricians don't need side jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Electricians and many of the vocations listed don't need side jobs unless it's for fun. There's good money as an electrician or a plumber. Often much more so than as an engineer.

  659. Pimps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Amongst the contractors I know, agents are referred to as pimps.

    After a while, it stopped being a term of insult and just became the term for them.

  660. Dot-bomb non-geeks by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think the shedding is nearly over. I've seen a lot of people quitting to do other things, and a lot of genuine folks enduring the bad wages because IT is what they want to do.

  661. I is a Plumber by sulphurlad · · Score: 0

    I am a plumber, was doing multi million dollar projects by the time is 26, got bored with it, so I became an "IT Guy", funny thing was I made more money as a plumber, now I'm a Estimator for a plumbing company, manage their Web, email, intra, and writing a custom database for internal use.

    Now I can show up to your house and clean out your shit or clean out the shit in your computer....

    I can handle shit.

    Real and Virtual....

    Like my daddy always said "....everyone needs to shit, world will always need plumbers."

    When ever a buddy or family calls, I always need to find out what kinda "patience" I'm working on, Kinda hard to tell sometimes, they all use the same terms, "Damn thing won't work" , "I just use it" , followed by my question , what did you do before it happened? Kinda the same Logic for both huh?

  662. Re:in other words: why open source software's ille by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other words: because *you* signed a bad employment contract, ALL open source software is illegal.

    I don't think so. Some people aren't stupid enough to sign such a thing if they also work on open source software. Try again, troll.

  663. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by OriginalChops · · Score: 0

    When my mother asks me to fix the computer, if i think its gona take more than an hour I take it to a mate of mine and pay him to do it.

    Everyone is happy

    Don't learn to spend less
    Learn to earn more

  664. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hmmmm... I couldnt disagree with you more. When my family needs computer help, I am more than happy to help them. Everyone has a skill that they can help others with, and mine is computers. I dont love doing the work, but I love the smile they get when they see that their computer is fixed.

    I maintain the basic belief that everyone you know (for the most part) is good with something enough to help someone else out. That someone else does not need to be myself, but there are people that can help me as well. For instance, my Dad is really good with cars. When I have car trouble, he is quick to help me. My Mom, well, she carried me around for 3 years or so.

    So, when it comes down to it, I like helping. I like being someone that my family can count on to help them, whether it be with computers, or to come get them when they get a flat tire, or to visit them in the hospital.

    I understand not wanting to help just anyone with their computer, but your family? Get off your high horse. The chefs in my family cook holiday meals, and love to discuss food with me, a bumbling hobiest cook. When it comes to your family, you can be generous, or you can be stand-offish. I know where I want to be.

  665. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How on earth did you manage to inherit enough brains to even compose a post on /.? Talk about a miracle of genetics.

  666. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Zinch · · Score: 1

    Here's a solution for you:

    Buy them a Mac.

    If viruses and spyware are the main headache, that should help.

  667. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by GCP · · Score: 3, Interesting

    get over your myths

    Get over your own.

    If Tibet was so miserable before the Chinese "liberated" them, why did the flood of refugees leaving Tibet occur AFTER "liberation"? Your myths are just Chinese propaganda used to excuse China's imperialism. Though the Tibetans had a theocracy, not a democracy, it was still based on things they believed in.

    The Chinese invaders simply want to take their land, and are imprisoning, torturing, and killing anyone who tries to stop them. You must be so proud of them.

    I speak Chinese, and I picked up a couple of People's Liberation Army soldiers on the road near Mt. Everest in Tibet recently. They were bragging about how they had just managed to capture some poor families trying to escape over the mountains. These soldiers were so proud at how they had hunted down these poor, half-frozen women and children. Real People's Heros.

    I asked them if they didn't consider it ironic that they called themselves Jiefang Jun, the "People's Liberation" Army, yet their job was to prevent any hope of liberation. Their answer, not surprisingly, was the same Chinese propaganda coming out of you.

    don't try to pretend like it's not one country now

    Don't try to pretend it IS one country. It's two: China and Tibet, but Tibet is full of Chinese soldiers ready to imprison and torture anybody who dares say so, so I'll say it for them. If the Tibetans could vote, they would overwhelmingly vote to throw out the Chinese occupiers, but the "Chinese People's Government" doesn't even allow its own people to vote, much less people in neighboring countries that they have invaded.

    Your argument that fifty years of occupation makes it one country didn't persuade the Chinese that Hong Kong was British, or that Taiwan after more than 50 years is now an independent country, so why should it make Tibet the property of the Chinese?

    It doesn't, and it's not.

    --
    "Those who have never entered upon scientific pursuits know not a tithe of the poetry by which they are surrounded."
  668. Danger Will Robinson! by BadluckShleprock · · Score: 1

    I've commented before about the incompetence and paranoia at my former employer, and having a side job was another touchy subject around the office. Before I was a full-fledged Software Engineer, I was an Associate Software Engineer (no degree), and therefore wasn't earning my full potential. A friend owned a very small company and occasionally had more programming work than he could handle. He asked me to take on a fairly simple job that I completed over a weekend.

    The following week, I was called into HR and reminded that I had signed a non-compete clause and that anything that I created was technically the property of . First, I asked who complained (she wasn't at liberty to say, but I knew who), and I said that my work had absolutely nothing to do with the product we manufactured. She said that it didn't matter and I had to sign a piece of paper explaining that if it happened again, I would be fired. However, on this form, there was a comments area that I filled out and explained exactly what the product did, who it was for, and the days that the work was performed on. After reading it, she realized how stupid the whole thing was and tore up the form in front of me to avoid future embarrassment.

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  669. side jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My primary Job is front end desktop support for a major university. On the side I do graphic design, web design, and any other odd job I can get a hold of.

  670. Fun side jobs.... by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    I am not an IT person, but rather an Electrical Engineer... I work at a bike shop part time for the hell of it.. the pay is shit, but the discounts are incredible, and it's great fun. The money I save is well worth the time, and I get to meet lots of people. No complaints here..

    1. Re:Fun side jobs.... by dsteed · · Score: 1

      castle tour guide. i live in germany and when things slowed down here last year, i worked for 6 months as a tour guide at one of the largest castles in bavaria (not neuschwanstein and not linderhof). french, german, and english. i also worked for a pottery shop, making just about everything. oh yeah, i worked for a boat builder too (i lived on an island on a large lake and the castle was on the neighboring island). at the same time, i worked mornings and nights as a chauffer for a local businessman- driving 2 hours mornings and/or evenings. in the u.s. a few years ago, i worked part-time in a movie theater. i loved it.

  671. For you maybe. by Sebastian+Jansson · · Score: 1

    You know, not everyone got a "damn good lawyer" as parent.
    I'd even guess, since he's a lawyer and all, that he even listens to you when you tell him not to click those "i love you" attachments and to stop using IE in favor of Firefox.

    I usually succeeds to redirect such support subjects on to my big brother, so it isn't really a big problem for me. (although when I fail it is quite annoying) But my mom work with geriatric care and my dad write reviews, I do not see much personal use of those skills.

  672. Why of course... by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1
    Finish carpentry, custom furniture, electrical work...

    Sure it doesn't use any of my IT skills. But that is the beauty of it.

    --
    When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
  673. and if you've ever done any plumbing.... by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

    You would know why. It sucks. You do it for money, not because you enjoy it. I work on computers because I enjoy it. The nice part is that I also get to make money doing it.

    I've done some plumbing (personal, not professional) and let me tell you that it sucks. Little things I can fix but if it's something that will most likely take me all day, I'd probably call a plumber.

  674. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by hsteck_ylf · · Score: 1

    yay for living/working in the Metro DC area and getting up at 5:30am every day...

    --
    If you are expecting something here, I don't know what to tell you...
  675. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by hsteck_ylf · · Score: 2
    I agree... sure, many musicians and artists aren't thinking about thier 'work' 24/7... but the ones that do are the ones that are famous, well-known for their works...

    There is a difference between doing something and doing it whole-heartedly...

    --
    If you are expecting something here, I don't know what to tell you...
  676. "You fix computers, don't you." by lee+n.+field · · Score: 1

    What else? De-hose people's clotted up Windows boxes, of course.

    1. Re:"You fix computers, don't you." by maduro55 · · Score: 0

      I really liked your header. All the non tech folks I know seem to think that "fixing computers" is all IT folks do. I gave up trying to explain that I'm a Network Engineer not a PC Tech(although that's pretty much how I got started). I do however, really enjoy watching eyes glaze over when the same people people ask me what's the difference and I try to explain what my day to day work entails.

  677. I worked at Lowe's one summer... by jdieterman · · Score: 1

    as seasonal help. Having no working knowledge of the type of "hardware" Lowe's sells, I ended up a cashier (the only male one in the store). It was a blast as I did not have to think about computers at all for 4 or so hours. My only worries was if it was going to be raining at closing time when we had to push all the carts in from the parking lot. It also got me out of the "free" computer repair service most of my family and friends think I run.

  678. Getting my MBA by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

    No, seriously. As more and more coding jobs are moved overseas (infrastructure and sysadmin people will still be needed here in the US) I don't see a very rosy future for myself as a software developer, without moving to Bangalore.

    1. Re:Getting my MBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      As a developer who recently graduated with an MBA (traditional classroom even, not an online degree), I think you should look to see what opportunities you can see with an MBA.

      I don't see many in the IT field (they say we will be pushed up the food chain into PMing or IT Architecture). But that will be offshored as well, as the basic backbone talent is not longer here.

      If you are seriously considering your MBA, consider accounting, CPA's still make a ton of cash and are not fully outsourced yet. However, they are starting to be. Several financial analysts I met in the MBA program where "right-sourced" when their jobs left for India, and China's is around the corner. The marketing people said their jobs were going too.

      Also, if you change into some other career in business, don't expect the same salary. I was making well above what my fellow students were making post MBA before I started the program. But I guess less money is better than no money.

      If I had to do it again about going back to school, I would get either a Doctorate in CompSci so I could teach (those are nice jobs once you have tenure.... 6 figures and hard to lay off and like 50 days of vacation a year) or I would get a Juris Doctorate. Most people, sometime in their life, need a lawyer and to boot you work for yourself.

    2. Re:Getting my MBA by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the serious response to my somewhat tongue in cheek posting. Actually, I am not contemplating a major career change with the MBA at the moment (I am currently a software development "Tech Lead"), just trying to round out my education a little bit with some marketing and finance courses to help me with my current job. I am currently a year into a three year program, and so far it's been a great experience. Eventually I see myself moving into more PM type functions (I do some of that already).

  679. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really think it depends on the person. Personally, I'm on some computer for almost the entire day regardless of where I am (work / home). I agree with you that working on family's computers is terrible, but that doesn't mean that I have to stay away from computers all together. Most of the time on my home computers, I'm working on little side projects that I find interesting. I love the power of computers and solving problems via them, and I hope that never changes.

  680. explains the name by circusboy · · Score: 1

    Until recently I worked as a logistic technician, (roadie) for cirque du soleil. a great way to spend a couple of years.

    I also used to moonlight as a fire-eater. which after all this time is still the best hourly rate I ever managed...(>$125/hr.)

    actually, I'm thinking of marketing the latter as a corporate team-building exercise, any takers?

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    -- it's ridiculous how many people misspell ridiculous... (damn, damn, damn...)
  681. why are you here? by decompiler · · Score: 1

    if that's the case, why do you read /.? isn't this the joint for those of us who can barely stand to turn our machine's off !?

    anyways, to keep this post on topic, on the side i design and create PHP/MySQL sites for organizations like regional hockey teams and the local elementary's PTO. it's fun, looks good on a resume, and brings in a little extra cash for a few of my other habits (like xbox, ps2, gamecube, diet coke, books... oh, and eating... sometimes eating...)

  682. I do it all... by jessecurry · · Score: 1

    When needing a little extra cash I do in-home computer repair, but also find myself building decks, docks, and various other things for people that don't know how.
    I also often end up working a few nights a week at a bar because I like the atmosphere of it all.

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    Those who know, do not speak. Those who speak, do not know. ~Lao Tzu
  683. Moonlighting. by Christopher+Cashell · · Score: 1

    I moonlight doing random tech support stuff, and bartending.

    The bartending in particular is a nice change from sitting at a computer all day long.

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    Topher
  684. Turn your hobby or skills into a side job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I run my own business combining what I do in my day job (Graphic design, Animation,Instructional Design) and my hobby (Drawing, Art, etc.) making e-cards, animations, websites, etc. Though I must admit it's gotten tougher since I started 10/hr days.

    Just try to do what you like to do to make extra money.

  685. Tubalcane! by jaredbpd · · Score: 1
    And as an added extra i bought a Masonic Temple and am renovating it to be my house


    Please tell me they left the electric carpet in place!
  686. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 0

    contrary to your belief, you do not occupy the moral high ground. You're just a used sap. How often does your car break down? Now how often do your parents f**k up their computer? You are getting the raw deal here.

  687. Well....... by Jackal82277 · · Score: 1

    I personally spend a lot of time as a porn star. A lot of my tech friends seem to be enamored by my side job but to me its all about the money. The best $7 an hour job I could find.

  688. Church / Raves / DJ by Tronster · · Score: 1

    Most of my "side job" time is spent in leadership at my church, Horizon in Towson, MD. I give of my time in both a technical and non-technical capacity. I tweak the flash web-site (made by a truly talented web-designer), help administer the phpBB forums, lead a "Link Group" (aka: small group), sometimes create Power Points and Keynote files for Sunday, as well as just chilling with guys at Starbucks to stay connected with whats going on in their lives.

    To a much lesser degree I throw Raves and occasionally DJ a middle school or high school dance.

  689. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Working the POS terminal at the Wendy's drive-thru window doesn't count as "working with computers all day long", ace. The fact that you know so little about Windows or the market in general is very telling, indeed.

  690. What're your stats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. and can you travel?

    1. Re:What're your stats? by winkydink · · Score: 1

      about 40% of the time

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      "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

  691. I solve it like this by samjam · · Score: 1

    If people want their PC fixing they can

    1) bring it to me
    2) I'll fix it when I'm ready

    If they don't want it fixed badly enough to bring it, I don't want to fix it that badly.

    For widows I'll come out and fix it and close friends.

    Once good friend bestowed some very nice chocolate truffles and an enormous tub of jelly bellies; needless to say he is top priority NOT because he "bought me", but because I know he appreciates it and won't take ne for granted.

    Sam

  692. Side job .. part time army by tazanator · · Score: 1

    I went into the national guard infantry ... They give me a gun a case of ammo and tell me to shoot stuff once a month. Sometimes I even get explosives ... It's WONDERFUL to "accidentally" break the company equipment and the look on the bosses face when you say "yeah I had the cell phone on the backpack so that it was high enuff to get a signal - who knew it would get shot/fall into the mortor tube and fired a half mile/fall out of the chopper at 2000 feet/ etc." for some reason I am no longer on call with the company cellphone now.... :)

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    I'm told you are what you eat, does that mean I can be you by tomorrow with some A1?
  693. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by sysadmn · · Score: 1

    Yeah, imagine being a proctologist with my asshole relatives!

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    Envy my 5 digit Slashdot User ID!
  694. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by slashdotnick · · Score: 2

    Well said. Surely your parents deserve your time and skills when they are needed.

  695. I'm a musician by psycht · · Score: 1

    I work 40hrs a week in tech support, and as much as I enjoy my line of work, I'm also a trained musician (drummer). So, in my spare time, I will play at clubs & bars and get paid if I need the cash.

    I know many others that use their talents outside of IT make extra cash. Most of them are musicians.

  696. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by The+AtomicPunk · · Score: 1

    I guess you need to check again - when did you last check, 1886?

  697. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by slashdotnick · · Score: 2

    How often have your parents helped you out in the past? Surely they got 'the raw deal' for 15 or 16 years. Seems kind of selfish to refuse to help if you ask me.

  698. Bar Tender .... by soop · · Score: 1

    Yah Go figure ... multiple years of IT Experience and I sling drinks from Thursday to Saturday

    But hey it has its benefits ... nothing like being named "Sexiest Bartender In the South East"

    *shrug*

  699. Secondary Job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My secondary job will soon be my only job. After that, I will have NO job. Why? Because I will retire from the rat race.

    My primary job is doing the 8-5, M-F, working for someone else, software engineering. My secondary job is real estate investing. Right now, I make $82K/year in my primary job and ~$60K/year in my secondary job. However, my experience and networth is growing exponentially more in my secondary job than my primary job. I figure in 2.5 years, I will be making DOUBLE in real estate than I'm making in SWE. Its then that I'll cut the cord and become self-supporting.

    I find it fascinating how all the egotistical a-holes where I work think they are so intelligent because they can muster a bunch of patents, yet in a few years, I'll be on my way to financial freedom, while they'll still be kissing the boss' backend to get a measely 5% raise - all the while hoping their 401(k) can stay above water long enough so they can retire when they hit 65.

  700. Company Policy hostile to side jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've observed that many companies are hostile to salaried workers (including most IT-staff) getting side jobs. This either takes the form of formal policies, or of line managers feeling that if "you have the extra time, you should work unpaid overtime in your regular job!". Has anyone else had problems with these policies?

  701. physical labor by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

    I try to do something that requires no follow up work. House painting is a good one.

  702. Inexpensive way to learn poker by DanTilkin · · Score: 1

    Some sites have micro-limit games, as small as 4 cents maximum bet. One of them is PokerStars, I'm not sure which others offer that low. The quality certainly isn't as good as the "real" games, but it's signifcantly better than the free games. And if you're beating the game by a ridiculous margin, you can save up the money you get from winning and have a bankroll for a slightly higher limit.

    1. Re:Inexpensive way to learn poker by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      good to know. thanks.

  703. Volunteer Firefighter by grundy · · Score: 1
    Work rules basically say I can't have a business that competes with thier interests. So this effectively kills any for-profit IT related work on the side (not to say I don't regularly help out friends and family, I brought new meaning to "will work for food". Folks call up asking to speak with me about their computer and my wife asks them what's for dinner :-)

    But anyway, Firefighter, yep. Turns out you only volunteer when you sign up, it's a second job after that. My dad was one too. Researcher / Computer whiz at Columbia University during the day, firefighter at night. It definitely helps wipe the Dilbert off the day and put things in perspective.

    The difference between Volunteer and Career (paid) Firefighters: Volunteers make more money, career guys fight more fires.

  704. A Natural Extension by pappin · · Score: 1

    Robotics... its a natural extension, I just love building things, and robotics combines my software experience with my love of making something concrete.

  705. earthenware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no kidding, I am an IT-potter!
    nice side-line job, sell some stuff to your friend etc

  706. I sell my pale geek body by Oestergaard · · Score: 1

    ...to young rich maidens in need :)

  707. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1
    I cannot imagine an artist saying I cannot wait to quit painting or drawing...

    Plenty of writers (a type of artist) say that writing is hard work, and plenty of artists have quit when it wasn't fulfilling anymore. Tom Lehrer, for example, had lots of fun writing and performing some really great songs, and then went back to being a college professor.

    But it's not just a question of losing one's muse or experiencing burnout. Too much of anything is too much. For example, by the time I get home from work, I don't want coffee anymore, I want beer.

    Finally, I have other stuff to do than mess with a computer. When I want to balance my checkbook, so I can pay my bills, I don't want to debug the accounting program.

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    "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell
  708. Apparently... by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    ...I'm a painter. I discovered I'm very good at it while painting a new building's interior yesterday.

  709. IT is my side job by smoker2 · · Score: 1

    After a few years working for people who thought that programming was just "cut & paste", I gave up on full time computer employment.

    These days I work full time as a delivery driver for a roofing supplies firm.

    Yeah the money isn't as good (but only just) but there are several advantages:
    Exercise and plenty of it !
    I get to start work at 7am (the it jobs I had didn't even open the office until 9am (I used to be found hanging around outside waiting to start)
    I get to travel around and see different aspects of everyday life.( I recently spent a year travelling around the USA, Australia, New Zealand, Japan, Singapore) Its amazing, all the really beautiful scenery, and friendly people out there.
    I get to think while I drive. (So when I get home I can get straight on to coding a new idea)
    One recent project has to do with driving standards and so with a cheap spycam addition to my sony dv camcorder, I catch all sorts of real life, stupid stunts on tape.
    I actually still enjoy working with the computer, rather than being forced to be fighting with someone elses expectations.

    Also, the money I earn can be spent on tech stuff, like wireless set ups, new machines, plus all the "free" OS stuff like linux, *bsd etc. I am the admin on four colo webservers, with a few (not hundreds) of paying customers, and I rent the servers myself.
    I have a freeBSD webserver running off the adsl line at home, and have set up a FC2 desktop for my sisters kids, so they have no problems with spyware/viruses etc. I do all the updates remotely over ssh (auth via private key).
    In short, its nice to have a "real life" and still get to work on things I enjoy doing.
    I have yet to get hacked on any of my colo servers, and checking the logs / tripwire etc daily is not too time consuming.

    Unless the money offered is at least twice my current income, then I'm happy being "blue collar" for now.

  710. IT provided me an opportunity by glapalom · · Score: 1

    When I heard the call on my life to work in the ministry, my long time IT experience allowed me to start an IT Consulting company. Which, in turn provided me an income supplement. I guess that makes me a Jesus Geek?

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    Joshua 24:15
  711. Where would I find the time? by mwood · · Score: 1

    Between a family that's always on the go to somewhere, and all the reading I have to do in order to merely be falling behind *slowly*, when would I do side work?

    If I did have the time, I'd be doing IT work, but concentrating on the interesting stuff I don't get enough of at my "day job". (More creating, less fixing.)

    1. Re:Where would I find the time? by maduro55 · · Score: 0

      I couldn't agree with you more. I think many non-tech folks don't realize all the extra "homework" involved in IT work in order to, as you rightly put it, "fall behind more slowly". Sadly enough, my fulltime IT job doesn't offer nearly the challenges with respect to emerging technologies. Since my job is to support their current operations, my employer isn't very sympathetic or supportive of spending money on things that they can't either recover some cost on or that they don't see an immediate way to improve their current operation or of course make imeediate bucks off of.

  712. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by jbrelie · · Score: 1

    I STRONGLY disagree. I have had the same experience in both music, and IT. One can love the art, but begin to hate the bureaucracy that turns it into a viable money-making business. The pettiness in my department drove me away from my music major. Now that I am working IT, its kinda the same way. I even bought a few console systems so I could play games without having to figure out all the damn system crap. It's not that I can't. It's just that I don't want to. And it's not that I don't ever touch a pc at home. Sometimes I do, but the brilliance of those moments is that I don't have to.

  713. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Maybe you shouldn't be in the IT industry then. When you have a passion for something you tend to enjoy doing it when ever the opportunity is available. I cannot imagine an artist saying I cannot wait to quit painting or drawing..."

    I used to feel this way, then I got married. Therefore, I have learned to scale back my PC usage at home. I still long to program for 20 hours straight, but it just doesn't go well with married life.

  714. Side Jobs??? by joelb1 · · Score: 1

    If you work in the IT industry as a *Consultant* you shouldn't need a side job... I'm a whore at heart, I work hard for my employer, demand a good wage, and sleep well at night! (GRIN)

  715. other jobs.... by EtherNetFreak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I'm not doing my FT I.T. job.... I'm a Paramedic for the city EMS/911 service. Otherwise, I do private IT consulting when needed.

  716. Free time.... Hmmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, let's see. I have two teenage boys, one is 'special needs'. I spend a lot of time helping with homework.

    In my CST (Copious Spare Time) I also help out at church (Deacon, Board of Directors, sound system), fix and/or build Vacuum Tube Audio equiptment, run a business...

    Lordy, no wonder I'm always tired.

  717. Pastor and Teacher by iowaporter · · Score: 1

    In addition to IT:
    I pastor a church part-time and I am a private teacher for Chemistry, Physics and Tournament Debate to a group of homeschoolers
    My wife wants me to go on a side-job diet.

  718. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...exactly why I told the wife I was glad I wasn't a gynocologist.

  719. Cheerleading? by dashaun · · Score: 1

    Yep, I find a nice balance with my 9-6 IT job, and then coaching all-star cheerleading 4 nights a week

  720. Open Source of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    what else would an experience developer sick of corporate crapware do in their spare time?

    get a life you say? programming is my life.

  721. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

    So that's why everyone says that sociology is a waste of time!

    I never understood why peons sitting at a desk all day feel superior to people doing physical or skilled work.

    My neighbor is a plumber and makes twice what I do. (I'm not exactly struggling either) His wife can afford to stay home with the kids and he gives & receives favors so that his home improvements are free.

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    Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth. -JFK
  722. What Do People in the IT Field Do for Side Jobs? by banewood · · Score: 1

    I teach a night class in "Microcomputer Applications in Business" (aka Micro$oft Office) for a local college.

  723. Heck With IT by astapleton · · Score: 1

    I've grown sick and tired of fighting IT support services and unhappy users, not to mention that I'm too lazy to spend years and thousands of dollars learning IT development skills...so I'm learning to be a massage therapist instead. I can do it in the evenings and on the weekends and make a starting wage of $50 an hour. Inside of two years, assuming I develop a good reputation, I'll be making between $60 and $100 an hour and working 25 hours a week earning a living doing something I'm better at than IT support. From now on, the only support I'm doing for IT is upgrading my system to keep up with the current batch of software toys on the market.

    --
    "Courage is being afraid to do the Right Thing, and doing it anyway."
  724. Home Theaters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I install home theaters.

  725. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by teallach · · Score: 1

    Thank you for the clarification.

    Given the other replies to this post, how on earth does it still Score 4?

    And modded as "Funny" - is that as in Homer "Funny but Stupid" Simpson?
  726. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by 10100 · · Score: 1

    So, could do you think he would help with a little problem involving a certain corporation in Utah?

  727. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by electronym · · Score: 1

    Dare I ask... what is PEBKAC?

  728. shorter workday? by brlewis · · Score: 1

    Maybe if you took a job with an 8-hour day you could get your energy back sooner. Even if it's less pay, it might be worth it.

    I have an 8-hour workday and a 40-minute commute. This gives me time with my kids, plus time to do chores and talk with my wife. A few nights a month I also get to work on ourdoings.com, my photoblog hosting site, and add features. I'm having fun with it.

    1. Re:shorter workday? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      It's hard to find software devel jobs in silicon valley that you only have to work 8 hours a day, 5 days a week. I'll just take some vitamins and exercise more, to give my body a break from sitting hunched over a PC all day. after that maybe I'll feel up to using my home computer.

      Although right now I could use a nap, and it's only 10am. Got too involved in hacking at home from 10pm-3am and now I'm paying for it at work.

      --
      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
  729. Volunteer - Police Department by MrFile · · Score: 0

    I volunteer with the NYPD Auxiliary Police, and get a whopping $250/year.

    Too bad the uniform expenses are about $400/year

  730. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by shadow303 · · Score: 1

    Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

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    I've got a mind like a steel trap - it's got an animal's foot stuck in it.
  731. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by akaina · · Score: 1

    I find everything not related to my programming projects as a distraction. I've got a life... I just think it's distracting. Family, parties, and girls are great, they're just distracting.

    If I could make the choice to be the best programmer in the world and have no social life as a trade, I would do it in a heart beat.

    Removing spyware is blue collar in my book (albeit easy blue collar work), it's right on par with tearing apart printers, or myriad other jobs that involve 'computers', but not necessarily 'computing'.

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    Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose.
  732. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by MadHakish · · Score: 1

    The last thing you really want to do is come home and burn yourself out so not only do you no longer have an enjoyable hobby but you hate your job too..

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    Wisest is he who knows he does not know.
  733. Run a kung fu school by GojiraDeMonstah · · Score: 1

    In case you're wondering, there's no money in it. Tuition goes to pay rent. Occasionally there's a little left over to have a weekend seminar or buy equipment. But then I guess profit would have just been a nice side-effect, that's not really why I do it.

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    "Stop throwing the Constitution in my face, it's just a goddamned piece of paper!" - George W. Bush Nov. 2005
  734. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by teallach · · Score: 1

    Who the fuck cares what Taiwan thinks of Tibet

    Yeah, who gives a fuck about Tibet anyway?

    Until Bush decides Al-Qaeda's in there, or there's WMD, or they find Oil, Tibet will rank with Sierra Leone, Darfur, Zimbabwe and, that den of human rights abuse South Georgia in US foreign policy priorities.

    Seems to me the original poster has done their bit for the Tibetan cause today just my posting on /.

    BTW that's South Georgia, with the penguins. Not Georgia, with the KKK.
  735. Chess by mmontalvo · · Score: 1

    I teach chess to kids in a couple of afternoon classes as well as private lessons. Less stress and more rewarding.

  736. copious free time by chrish · · Score: 1

    I do technical editing for tech books, and I do writing for tech books.

    I want to make games.

    --
    - chrish
  737. Don't work free for Chairman Bill by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    I couldn't agree with you more. I spend all day having to fix broken computers, troubleshoot the network, listen to arrogant bitchy lusers, etc. When I am not at work and someone asks me to take a look at their computer I reach for my gun.
    So what's holding you back from setting up your parents with an iMac or upgrading to Linux? Voila, no more house calls. You look good for doing it and they get a working computer. Any subsequent changes can be done remotely ... and you're not working for free for ol' Chairman Bill.

    That was my motivation for wiping MS off the last machine at home some years ago. One evening as I was getting ready to clean up another MS mess, I though "why can't this be as easy and reliable as at work with Linux?" Since then I've also become a fan of OS X. I still do occasional support, just not for any MS product. That way I know there is very little chance of having to solve the same problem twice for that person.

    Don't work for free for Chairman Bill this holiday season. It just encourages him to put out more broken, poorly interoperable products.

    --
    Beta is broken and the link to classic doesn't work. Stop wasting our time or there won't be anybody left here.
  738. side jobs by CaptMattman · · Score: 1

    affiliate marketing is the choice of my side business. I managed to generate some revenue without spending any.

    --
    -Mattman
    http://OneBillion.blogspot.com
  739. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Greedo · · Score: 1

    And how exactly did the grandparent post about gynocology make you think of your girlfriend's dad? Who is a plumber, no less?

    On second thought, I don't want to know.

    --
    Tuus crepidae innexilis sunt.
  740. Whoever modded this funny is an idiot by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He's being serious.

    First off, I have a friend who makes chainmail. If you make it as armour, you can sell it for X amount of dollars. If you sell it as BDSM gear, it's about X*1.5. He started off selling at renfairs, and now sells at BDSM gatherings. So you might find it funny, but that's just how the business goes. For whatever reason, BDSM people seem have a lot of cash.

    Another point - I'm a BSEE and write Linux drivers and software for my employer. And the first thing I do when I get home to unwind is make armour. I'm in the SCA, and there is something absolutely theraputic about smith work.

    In some ways it's the exact opposite of IT work. In other ways, identical. It always leaves you wishing you could just simply use a raising hammer and beat a misbehaving computer into shape.

    --
    Weaselmancer
    rediculous.
  741. Obviously reading Slashdot is not my side job... by triskaidekaphile · · Score: 1
    ... or I would have posted much sooner!

    I do a bit of web site design and hosting on the side, more than enough to keep me too close to the computer on my off hours.

    To get away from that, I also make a bit doing, speaking, or teaching hypnosis. No worries about outsourcing there!

    --
    @HbFyo0$k8 tH!$
  742. Male prostitute by Isaac+Azathoth · · Score: 1

    My time in IT has shown me the benefits of being a "Relaxation Therapist":

    Better pay, grateful customers, my ass hurts less at the end of the day, and best of all, no risk of outsourcing!

  743. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by allism · · Score: 1

    Then I'd hear no end of "I bought this software to work on my Mac at home, why can't I install it on my PC at work? Why did you buy me something that doesn't fit with anything else?" No thanks...Plus, then I couldn't holler at them for not calling one of my tech support buddies there, because none of my friends there are Mac people (they were all smart and moved out of Oklahoma)

  744. My side jobs by garwain · · Score: 1

    I work part time for my parents who run a small dairy farm, and I've started my own buisness doing computer repairs. I usually get several systems a month dropped off at my place for virus/spyware removal. Doesn't take that long (at least not that much of my time) and I get $50/machine to boot in safemode, run a virus scan, ad-aware, clean out any shit they miss by hand and crack the case open, and blow the dust out... Of course during summer there are the people who manage to blow out PSU's and modems during thunder storms which I usually make about $30 + parts repairing, and the old ladies who have no clue what they are doing and ask to show them the same simple things over every 2-3 weeks.

  745. You think you have problems by krgallagher · · Score: 1
    Wow you people whine a lot. My first career was as a carpenter. I have a degree in refrigeration. I work as an application developer. My relatives call whenever anything breaks! My last trip to visit my parents I fixed a broken light fixture, replaced a broken window, and fixed Mom's printer.

    To be honest I really do not mind. It can be a little annoying when i am out of state and I get support calls, but that is what friends and family do. We support each other. I cannot tell you how many times I have needed help myself and someone has stepped up to help me without a single complaint.

    The one thing I do find annoying is that this free support that we provide is the reason companies get away with such poor quality support services. No one I know calls support first. They call me first. In fact, they will call me to call their support for them, because I can understand the support people better. That is just sad.

    --

    Insert Generic Sig Here:

  746. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by allism · · Score: 1

    They're actually very smart, my mother has almost finished her masters in gerontology and occupational therapy, besides running a rehab unit at a hospital she also teaches yoga and occupational therapy courses, plus she's a practitioner at her church. She recently went to Honduras to help build and set up a hospital. She's just terrified (and possibly resentful) of computers, probably related to the fact that my father (her ex-husband) is a computer geek too.

    She probably has some choice words to say about me and the way I treat my body - I get some form of tendinitis, bursitis, or a sprain every few months, and I am not good at following up on my physical therapy. Not everyone's smarts are with computers.

    I wouldn't even have bothered with giving them computers except that my mom's partner is mildly technically savvy and does some web design for their church, and she likes to email and shop online. Plus, I don't spend money on mailing pictures out - if we take them ourselves, we put them on a server and send out a link, if we get them taken someplace that they can view and buy pictures online. It saves us at least $500 a year.

  747. I confess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well, aside from my regular Saturday Night Spam Run, I find Nigerian e-mail scams to be a very profitable side income...

  748. Bingo! by garfdotca · · Score: 0

    I work in a bingo. I prefer not to turn on a computer when I have a chance. This is why I work in a bingo.

  749. How about work on cars by BryanR1977 · · Score: 1

    I do light auto repair on the side, mostly for friends and family. Maybe a car every month and a half or so. It takes a lot of the same problem solving skills, and hell it's mechanical stuff mostly so you can see the problem.

  750. Free Booze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh I used to have this problem in the lab where I work in college.
    Untill I start my signs up with Free Booze or somthing similar, and no one misses it..

  751. Re:Don't most IT'ers make enough to not have side by NonAnonymousCoward78 · · Score: 1

    I'm still in my first IT job out of college. Been here for a year and they still pay me very poorly. I have about $1000 on my credit cards and a modest car to pay off. I am still looking for a higher paying job but have also been considering a side job as well.

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    --- My dog ate my sig.
  752. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Blnky · · Score: 1

    >Does your mom charge you for Thanksgiving dinner?

    No she does not. Now, since I was the one who purchased the dinner from the grocery store and prepared it, I would be rather offended if she did. So, to make sure I understand you, since I bought the meal, prepared it, and opened my house for the family, I get to "fix" their computers? I don't think I follow. Would you mind explaining a little more? Does it mean that if I let them do all of the work I get to "break" their computers or do they have to fix mine? :P

  753. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Zinch · · Score: 1

    Very true... but at least you don't have to drive to their place to hear that!

  754. Re:Has anyone here tried affiliate marketing and a by Sein · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Works very, very well.

    (Yeah, I'm astroturfing now, why do you ask?)

  755. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by thelexx · · Score: 1

    Hawaii became a state in 1959. We didn't suddenly go in there and take it over by military force that year as the parent alluded to.

    --
    "Gold still represents the ultimate form of payment in the world." - Alan Greenspan, 1999
  756. [OT] Cable providers by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 1

    Please note that that cable provider is an exceedingly poor one.

    While load-balancing is (more) necessary with cable than with DSL, it is certainly possible to have top DSL speeds available throughout your network, 24/7.

    The price is giving up a bit of 'instant service', which doesn't serve the customers as much as it pleases them. Another ISP, upon learning that the cable modem can't broadcast strongly enough to get through to make a connection, changes the upper transmit limit on the modem. Customer online, and it'll likely work forever. My own ISP sends a mechanic 'round to fix the cable network so that the pre-chosen limits are actually sufficient.

    It's an attitude that's important; forgo the quick fix and easy browniepoints, and do the more expensive work that saves you in the long term.

  757. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by thelexx · · Score: 1

    No doubt bad things happened in Hawaii due to westerners. Almost 100 years before they became a state. Did they get invaded in 1959 and forced at gunpoint to become a state? No, which was what it seemed the parent was getting at.

    --
    "Gold still represents the ultimate form of payment in the world." - Alan Greenspan, 1999
  758. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by tekiegreg · · Score: 1

    Well my dad mostly does consumer law and besides he's not THAT good with the computer. "Linux...what's that?" However if SCO declares bankruptcy over this, my dad would be delighted to pick over the pieces :-)

    --
    ...in bed
  759. I used that trick too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh, many many years ago I was a gas station attendant on the midnight-to-eight shift (I've got a colorful resume).

    Around two AM big tanker trucks would roll in carrying untaxed, illegally transported fuel supplied by an organized crime family (who were, oddly enough, related to the station owner - go figure!) to fill up the underground tanks. The pumps were clearly marked with the logo of a major Texas oil company, so there were about seven crimes being simultaneously committed. But the local oil company rep was on the payroll, so whenever somebody reported us, he'd say he "investigated" and found no basis to the allegations.

    Here's where the connection to your tale comes in: the truck drivers (and the station owner) insisted that I strong>sign for the deliveries!

    My initials being DB, I used to sign "Daniel Boone" with great big Ds and Bs, using my off hand and purposely making my "a" different from the way I normally do.

    25 years later, not busted yet.

  760. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DAMMIT ALL TO HELL MAN!
    I did NOT need that image in my head at lunchtime!

  761. outstanding! by CFD339 · · Score: 1


    Its a growing community, to be sure. I live in a small town in Maine, so although there are a lot of wanna be geeks and of course everyone's brother thinks they're a 'computer guy' the number of people who actually know what they're doing is astonishingly low.

    Well, keep doing the good work. Live train, train train to live -- and all that.

    --
    The problem with quotes on the internet, is that nobody bothers to check their veracity. -- Abraham Lincoln
  762. Shareware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The obvious anser is to write and sell shareware. You won't make that much money, though.
    Or, you could sell Linux CDs door to door. Good luck explaining what they do!

  763. Re:Share Trading, Counselling, Writing and Consult by nrrd · · Score: 1

    I've been interested in investing. Would you tell me a little more about your strategy? Do you have any recommended reading? I've been looking at The Motley Fool's site, which seems to have a pretty common-sense approach to investing. Any others you'd recommend?

    --
    "Eye halve a spelling chequer, It came with my pea sea, It plainly marques four my revue, Miss steaks eye kin knot sea"
  764. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Maybe you shouldn't be in the IT industry then. When you have a passion for something you tend to enjoy doing it when ever the opportunity is available. I cannot imagine an artist saying I cannot wait to quit painting or drawing...


    I seriously doubt that lawyers go home and work on their own private lawyering in the evening just for fun.

    Plumbers probably don't re-do their piping every few weeks for the novelty factor.

    Trust me, a lot of people in the industry who are passionate and skilled at programming, go home and make a point of disconnecting to a certain extent. (Yes, I still use my home computers, but I don't want my recreation and my job to blend.)

    You can be passionate about something and still make a point of moderating the amount you do it. Really, for many of us, it's a profession, and not necessarily an all encompassing obsession. And, believe it or not, many artists also force themselves to take a mental break away. Otherwise you'll either burn out or start making crap.

    Cheers

    --
    Lost at C:>. Found at C.
  765. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude,
    You haven't been in the industry very long yet, now have you?

    Talk to us in 15 years when you are habitually required to work 60 hours a week, sometimes for 21 hours straight and burned out. When you are not only doing your job, but the co-worker's (who had a completely different job description) who was fired 3 months ago, and still hasn't been replaced because the budget for the position has been cut.

    Lets see how much boundless enthusiasm you have for sidework then...

    I used to crave sidework, then I became important to my company because apparently I am the only one left who knows what he is doing.

    I love programming, and administration, patching, endless audits, architecting applications, and networks, doing backups, and maintaining existing apps, just as much as the next guy.

    Lets just say, that for some of us, our appetite for IT is whetted with our day job. If you had any idea what I am talking about you would not have posted what you posted.

    I have to agree with the guy. For some of us, the last thing we want to do after a 10-21 hour day, is work on someone else's broken shit.

    We like to spend a little time with our kids, bang the wife, you know, step away from the monitor once in a while. If you want to spend 24x7 in front of a monitor, more power to you.

    One day you'll wake up, be 42, and wonder where the hell your life went. It will happen much faster than you realize. Until that happens, don't troll on people who say they've had enough when they are finally able to escape their day job briefly.

    l8,
    AC

  766. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by captaincucumber · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >I never understood why peons sitting at a desk all day feel superior to people doing physical or skilled work.

    I can explain this for you. Everyone feels that whatever sort of work they do is superior to the type of work everyone else does. White collar people feel superior to blue collar people because they are rough and uneducated, blue collar people feel superior to white collar people because they are soft and lazy and don't know how to change their own oil or catch fish. And sociologists feel superior to of all of them, because they think they are the only ones who understand the whole thing. And me, I chuckle at the inferiority of all of you with your week minds and simple thoughts.

  767. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sleep? Hasn't anyone introduced you to caffiene?

  768. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Bullshit. The "One China" policy is related to Taiwan, not Tibet. Indeed, both the Beijing constitution and the Taipei constitution differ on what land should be included in "One China". The Taipei constitution insists that all of today's independent Mongolia should be part of China, but Beijing's constitution rejects this notion.

    You are must be Taiwanese. You are lying out of your ass.

  769. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by bjb · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Managers (or the upper class) usually do the same job when they come home. In a way they do the same job the whole day. That is because their work is not physically demanding so they can work the whole day.

    While I'll agree with you that management isn't physically demanding, I need to point out that sometimes the work is mentally demanding, and that can wipe out someone just as much as a physical job would.

    I've done both. I worked as an auto mechanic for years, and also did a brief stint in landscaping. Completely different energy drains and types of exhaustion, but don't discount mental exhaustion; this is why Sponge Bob was invented.

    --
    Never hit your grandmother with a shovel, for it leaves a bad impression on her mind...
  770. What Do People in the IT Field Do for Side Jobs? by 3.2.3 · · Score: 1

    Unpaid overtime.

  771. Fools!! Now that 'they' know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the IRS hounds will be dogging you!

  772. Re:Share Trading, Counselling, Writing and Consult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You quit the band, but you regularly post to Slashdot...

  773. PLEASE REPLY TO PARENT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm interested too. m3 t00!

  774. Re:in other words: why open source software's ille by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    Some people don't work in a world where companies beat down their down to try to hire them. Some people can't take the chance of not signing a peice of paper and not having a job.
    Until the job market picks up, I have to choose my battles. Putting food on my children's plate is more important than the ideals of the open source foundation.
    Besides, you can't sign away what doesn't belong to you.

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    If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
  775. It's been said before: volunteer by Darth_brooks · · Score: 1

    I spend some of my free time here http://www.yankeeairmuseum.org/ doing whatever IT-ish things happen to be happening. Since their original hanger just burned down (they saved the flyable collection thankfully), they've got a very clean slate to start with. On day you're pulling cable, the next day you're installing OpenOffice. Fun stuff.

    (BTW: send cash. or aircraft parts. or anything. Anyone on slashdot got a spare tailwheel for a B-17G?)

    --
    There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell 'em.
  776. EQ Farmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sell phat l3wT to noobs on eBay

  777. part time Radio operator NT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NT

  778. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Week minds? That's a laugh. The word you want is weak.

  779. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't maintain networks/computers for a living anymore.

    That gay prostitute thing finally working out for you, GAYSYN?

  780. DJ by katho · · Score: 1

    Since music and computers are so much connected for a long time now I expected more posters to do the same. I'm a casual DJ for money and having a really good time. On the other hand it takes so much time that only the money remains as a means to decide which is my job and which is my side-job.

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    there's enough for everybody, let's share it
  781. Well... by Anusien · · Score: 1

    Judging from everyone I've met that works in the tech industry, I'd have to say do other computer work.

  782. Re:Don't most IT'ers make enough to not have side by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    I have never worked for another company which has paid me enough to not have a side job. There have been times when I didn't have a side job, but that wasn't because I was getting paid enough.
    The only time I felt I was being compensated enough not to have a side job was when I was a consultant. Unfortunately, the market for consulting shrank considerably in the last few years, so I had to get a regular job and two side jobs.

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    If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
  783. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i hate to nitpick, but it's just René - if you add the e at the end, it becomes a girls name.

  784. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by RWerp · · Score: 1

    Sleep? Hasn't anyone introduced you to caffiene?

    Sure. I can't sleep without my evening mug of coffee.

    --
    "Long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead." (John Maynard Keynes)
  785. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

    "And me, I chuckle at the inferiority of all of you with your week minds and simple thoughts."

    I guess I can feel superior now, since I don't share your "weekness".

    --
    Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth. -JFK
  786. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by jci · · Score: 1

    And I am reading this to avoid doing a writing assignment about work :)

  787. Value Investing Primer/Advice by Michael+Snoswell · · Score: 1

    Use value investing, not day trading. Value investing is what Warren Buffet uses (or used to untill he had so much money he had to change his tactics). As I live in Australia I'm only investing on the Australian stock market so I read books that focus on this market which is a bit different to the US, though the same general rules apply.

    Buffet uses techniques developed by Benjamin Graham. Graham wrote a book called the Intelligent Investor. This book is a bit old now but has been rewritten and copied and dumbed down many many times so any books you see that talk of the Intelligent Investor or Graham or Buffet or Value Investing are worth flipping through before you choose which to buy. Choose a practical book, because the theory is either superficially simple (all you need in the first place) or very complicated.

    Value Investing is basically this: examine everything about a company *except* the share price - look at past profit, debt to equity and price to earnings ratios, dividends, growth, number of shares issued, cash etc atc and from this work out what the share price should be. If the calculated value is lower than the actual share price it might be a good buy. You can automate this process from publically available data going back a few years on each company. I use Excel (which can be made to download web data on timed imtervals too which is nice to auto update graphs etc) though a die hard friend does it all in Perl! You may get 50-200 companies. Now look at cuttofs for P/E, company value and hone it down some more. Then look at the market they're in, who's in charge, read the last few financial reports (qrtly, yrly) and any other news, lool at their web site, competitors etc. Finally choose maybe 10 or 12. Chances are half will do well, some will drift and some will go down (but usually not badly). Check back every week or so to see how it's going. Buffet has managed 22% annual return after tax for 30 yrs using this general method. Some people I know get 60%, some 20%. Either way I just reinvest every cent (ie just keep the shares, selling only when the number start to level off). Sometimes there's a real gem (one I chose in March this year has already gone up 220%!) and sometimes real bears. Overall, with the money spread over many different companies and industries this is a fairly safe and sure method. These big, well run copanies generally don't change fast, so you can spot a dog before it burns you too much. On the flip side you don't get meteoric rises usually. What you do get is much better than the Dow Jones though. Stick in a spreadsheet 20% annual gain over 10yrs then add in extra each year that you save from your day job, plus margin lending (ie borrowing up to perhaps 50% of the value in your stock to buy further stocks which gives a modest 33% debt) and you may be looking very good in the longer term.

    This isn't a get rich quick scheme, it's slow plodding and a bit boring - none of the flashy day trading excitement (or stress!). I tried that and lost quite a bit and made not as much. I had good tutors who do it for a living but day trading was too intrusive into my daily work - I might be at a meeting or have a deadline on a report I had to write or was at the dentist or something and hence miss a falling price. Too stressfull! I want to get rich, not old before my time!

    oh, another good place for info is Buffet's BerkshireHathaway web site where his letter to shareholders from previous years provides some informative insight into his thinking. You can do your own thing but it costs nothing to learn from someone who's done extremely well at what you want to do (every if it's just for a hobby).

    The Motely Fool has some good info. It's popular enough that so many people will follow it's advice that that will start to impact share prices. The best way to invest is to do your own thing, not what everyone else is doing. Sure, others are out there doing value investing and similar calculations to you. You'd be surprised how many aren't.

    Possibly (and I'll f

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    1. Re:Value Investing Primer/Advice by nrrd · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the feedback!

      You know, I had the same idea about newsletters as your friend... I wish I would have done something with it, but I bought a house and that cleaned me out of most of my disposable income and savings until recently.

      The house, as an investment, has done well-- the equity has increased about 50% increased 50%/year over the last two years. I don't expect it to keep doing that well, though, and I have a little more "extra" money to do something with.

      Again, thanks for the post.

      --
      "Eye halve a spelling chequer, It came with my pea sea, It plainly marques four my revue, Miss steaks eye kin knot sea"
  788. Re:Thanksgiving Repair by Superfreaker · · Score: 1


    Does your mom charge you for Thanksgiving dinner? No, of course not. So we all get to "fix" our families pc's for free because it's what we do.

    To escape from my neices, I sat down at my Dad's laptop. He had about 30 icons running in the taskbar. (weatherbug was the least troublesome). I knew I had to download some apps like AdAware and HackThis, etc...so I went to dial up. The computer tried dialing into some country in Africa. I mean, come on, ATT doesn't have any access numbers a bit closer?

    I finally decided that my neices were easier to deal with...

  789. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    My girlfriend's dad is a highly skilled plumber - he was hired at the nuclear power plant for some special work there. He definitely knows what he's doing.

    Nonetheless, when the pipes freeze or a toilet clogs, he, without fail, always calls someone else to do it.

    Maybe he should get an atomic toilet. I doubt they ever clog and it would keep the pipes warm too!

  790. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Managers (or the upper class) usually do the same job when they come home. In a way they do the same job the whole day. That is because their work is not physically demanding so they can work the whole day.

    Maybe that's part of it, but it seems to me that the managerial profession tends to attract people who like to work all day. Work is their (relaxing?) hobby.

  791. I've got one better than that by name_already_taken · · Score: 1
    I used to work in a small museum. There were two floors, and the stairs were to the right of the entrance. There were two simple signs with just the word "STAIRS" and an arrow pointing to the stairs placed in very obvious positions (you had to walk around the signs to get to the front desk or to enter the museum).

    Invariably, people would ask "how do you get to the second floor", or "where are the stairs".

    Some of these people had read the sign and either failed to comprehend it, or just didn't believe the word "STAIRS" or the arrow.

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  792. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

    may I suggest your dad probably *isnt* as stupid as you think? Its kind of, naieve to think that because you've lied to your dad he believes you. Parents are wise and subtle, and your dad could be swallowing his pride? and even aware that you're making fun of him? how hard would it be for him to googke pebkac?

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    Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley

  793. Murder to the n-th degree-Surge Protection. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.panamax.com/news.cfm?sec=articles

    It's usually installed by an electrician.

    However a whole-house surge suppressor is only part of one's defensive strategy. Good grounds (very important), good layout, and individual surge protectors, were needed. It's not that expensive and it pays itself back over the years. Also since this is a new home, don't forget the other protective devices. e.g. cable, phone, GFCI, etc.

  794. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by mjweyland · · Score: 1

    Oops. sorry, I guess we aren't allowed to be slightly satirical. Can you clarify what googke is? If you are calling me slang for a Vietnamese person. I really resent that.

  795. Oopps... someone has done this already by bjbest · · Score: 1

    http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/noplate.asp A little googling has found that someone in California has already (inadvertently) done this 25 years ago. Other possibly problematic vanity plates include: MISSING, NONE, EXEMPT, ERROR, VOID, EXPIRED, INVALID, TEMP, UNKNOWN, DELETE, SEIZED, IMPOUND, CTRL-X, think of any more?

  796. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by jon855 · · Score: 1

    My mom do not charge me for thanksgiving although I'm a college student, she do charge me for staying over at home during my break. Insightful isn't it?
    At least I know my mom don;t read this site /. :)

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  797. Re:in other words: why open source software's ille by mikefe · · Score: 1

    Your web site doesn't tell anyone crap about what you can do for them except for vague references to video work.

    Also, if you advocate using Linux for video editing, where are your links to those groups?

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  798. Re:in other words: why open source software's ille by mikefe · · Score: 1

    So is Gnome, Debian and many other large projects.

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  799. Re:Military posting from Baghdad by jacobmarble · · Score: 1

    I know what you mean by getting behind. I learned Spanish serving a church mission for two years. I had nothing of computers (in the Dominican Republic), and I came back knowing nothing. So, I've done plenty of homework this time to make sure joining the Guard is as 'worth it' as the mission was.
    Thanks for the tip and thanks for serving.

  800. Exotic dancer by mofoo · · Score: 1

    I actually am a dancer. Moonlighting as a gogodancer for varius clubs, parties and companies. It is a great job and it keeps me in shape. And it has nothing to do with my real job. A nice way to get your mind off of things..

  801. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Archimonde · · Score: 1

    You are right. You said what I did not in my previous oversimplified post.

    Based on a study, 3/4 of American managers understands free time as "relaxation to do their job better afterwards". It's a cultural thing because in UK only 2.3% said something similar. Almost 1/4 of UK managers said that in their free time they want to forget about their job. They want their life to be separated from work like drawers. Managers in the UK work 20h/week less then American managers. American culture demands strong work ethics, individual success and work on yourself, so the work is considered like a tool to reach those goals.

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  802. punkrock shows by miceuz · · Score: 1

    it's not kind of work where you get money earned, but anyway - i with couple of friends are doing punkrock shows - bookings bands, renting a place, collecting money at the door, sound engineering, breaking up fights, etc...

  803. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

    Well, in my case, I grew up on a farm and my dad got unlimited free manual labor out of me from the time I was old enough to do it. I'm not your typical /. reader white-collar kid that sat around their house for 18 years and then went to college on their dime.

    They also never allowed me to be lazy about figuring things out myself, so I have the same policy with them. They pushed me to figure things out on my own, and taught me that that is a better way of doing things than running for help the first time you run into something you don't know. It's their value, too, so it'd be hypocritical of them to call me at every error message.

    If they try to fix it themselves, and are still stumped, then I'm more than glad to help. I just don't put up with anyone refusing to try to help themselves.

    And no, when they're old and physically incapable of doing what they used to do for themselves, I'm not going to make them try anyway. They're just not helpless yet.

  804. Licensed Hypnotherapist by Wolfhart · · Score: 1

    I'm a licensed hypnotherapist. It's awesome, you get to help people and you make $150 an hour. You also develop your spiritual awareness, which leads to all kinds of benefits. Are there spiritual programmers? No? Just wait until my book 'Jesus Was a Buddhist' comes out, you'll understand -EVERYTHING-, including why biology and computer science both have extensive proof of reincarnation in them. No? Don't believe me? Whatever dude.

  805. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by IckySplat · · Score: 1

    Which one was that again?

    "Evacuate? In out moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!" :)

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  806. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by nbvb · · Score: 1

    Part of the beauty of life is knowing when enough's enough.

    I get my fill of what I do at work. At home, I want to do other stuff -- spend time with my wife, do some work on the house, play some cards..... all stuff that's got NOTHING to do with being a sysadmin.

    And that's exactly how I like it.

  807. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with you about helping your family. However, I have a pain threshhold beyond which I won't go. In our case, it was met when my poor mother (who has to watch golf-related forum posts for my father, who can't do it for himself because he's so bad at using a computer) got her computer completely shredded by viruses and spyware week after week and I ended up spending all of my weekends, six hours at a time, cleaning her system out.

    I told her, "Mom, I love you, but if you don't stop using Windows, you're on your own. I can't take it anymore."

    She bought an eMac, and has been completely delighted with it ever since. Not one virus or piece of spyware has touched her in the several months she's been using it, and she's learned how to maintain her own machine. I'm quite proud of her, and I've been enjoying my (completely quiet) weekends ever since.

    The answer is NOT to hang one's relatives out to dry, but to replace their windows machines with something a little more reliable (Linux, Mac, whatever works in your situation).

  808. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by nomadic · · Score: 1

    I cannot imagine an artist saying I cannot wait to quit painting or drawing...

    Only that's not what the parent was saying. I can easily imagine an artist saying "after 9 hours of painting at my studio, the last thing I want to do when I come home is pick up a paintbrush and canvas".

  809. Windows installs by anticypher · · Score: 1

    Believe it or not, the last year or so I've taken on a handful of jobs helping morons^Wpeople with their windoze infected computers.

    I have a strong reputation in my field as a guy who doesn't tolerate windoze in any way. I consult on large telecoms projects, building networks which span entire continents. All of it is *nix based, or cisco, or really big expensive boxes. If I'm designing a secure network for a client, I isolate all the windoze lusers behind firewalls, on their own segments with their own IDSes.

    At home, I've only got one poky old windoze box for doing a few things that can only be done on windows, like converting visio2k docs to something useful, or looking at the latest joke .wmv video going around. My windoze box never gets rebuilt, patched, or played with very much. I've got sparcservers, BSD boxen, routers, voice switches, and of course, several macintoshes to occupy my time at home. So I don't get exposed to the latest windoze horrors unless I go out looking for it.

    I let my lawyer's wife talk me into setting up a PC for one of her friends. That led into about ten jobs over the last year setting up windoze + DSL + printer + camera typical home installations. Quite an eye opener going to someone's house to see the damage done by their daughter putting a CD-ROM from a cereal box into the machine, and having AOL+crap installed permanently all over the system. Watching thousands of pr0n site popups covering the desktop from the first moment the computer is booted. Trying, and failing, to clean up infections with a whole array of anti-malware tools. Seeing the damage done by XP SP2 installs.

    I have a standard set of fees, 150 euros for a simple problem (spyware or setup a new PC), 250 euros if the job takes more than 4 hours, and 350 euros if I can't recover the PC and have to re-install the OS with data recovery. Its just enough to keep people from trying to get free support from a smart guy, and makes a day off interesting. For my own benefit, I get to keep up on the horror that is the M$ universe, without it tainting my professional reputation. It has a fun side too, because although my colleagues never see me near a 'doze box, I always seem to know the excruciating details of the latest malware, cleaners, patches and problems.

    I do other odd jobs as well, for relaxation more than money. I'm the sound guy for a group of professional musicians, but their audio gear rivals my home telecoms gear just in a different geek arena. I've got my name on three of their CDs as Audio Engineer. A few summers ago when the tech market collapsed and I had house payments to make, I worked as a tour guide on a brewery circuit.

    the AC

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  810. Xbox Modifications by Akando · · Score: 1

    I'm an IT Analyst with a well known Telecom company. I work the graveyard shift, come home, sleep a few hours, spend some time with my daughter, and head straight to my shop. It's a registered computer business but in actuality, 95% of the business that comes through my door is related to Xbox Modifications. I started out in my garage just modding for free for friends. Then it got busy so I had to start charging and eventually I had to move into an office. Which was a great excuse to get up off my ass and start a PC support business. Right now I don't advertise for the PC side of things since I'm already so busy, but I still get computer support requests from passerbys, shop neighbors, and Xbox customers. It's a great way to network. I've modded people from clearchannel, nearly the entire Chula Vista fire dept., Rockstar games, Chargers, and countless more. Modding is a grey area but they way I think of it- the Xbox is basically a PC. 733MHz PIII, 64MB RAM, Nforce chipset, and a GeForce3 on steroids. I don't support piracy and never "backup" games for a customer. I will however guide them through media center streaming, Linux installation, cosmetic mods, and other enhancements.

  811. Re:The last thing I want to do when I go home is.. by muleboy · · Score: 1

    My solution: only help if they agree to use Linux as their main OS. I haven't used Windows since 1999, so why should they expect me to work on their POS Windows systems? So far, my mother, sister, and probably soon the other sister too have agreed. It's easy to fix most problems they have had remotely, and of course no more spyware, viruses, crashes, and crap. All they really need is Mozilla and Openoffice anyway, so the transition from Windows is pretty painless, even though they are total Luddites.

  812. Re:SIDE JOB: Volunteering for Human Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, when Russia Borders Tibet and both Russia and China need another buffer zone, I'm sure they'll gladly relinquish control of Tibet.

    As is typical of many in the United States, they worry about the human rights people of other countries and ignore the human rights of those in their own back yard. Who cares that California and Texas were in effect stolen from Mexico, because Citizens of the USA happened to start moving in and making money and wanting it to be part of the US instead of Mexico? In both States, a revolution was started by citizens of the United States to take the land away from Mexico and the US government was ok with that.

    Who cares that Hawaii had a popular monarchy that was overthrown by a US citizen who wanted to sell his sugar to the closed US market? He fake a revolution by hiring people to start trouble and called in the US military to quell the "rebellion" and force the queen to abdicate. Much of the native islanders of Hawaii still don't like the white invaders.

    So it seems that it's ok that the USA invade others(God has ordained it), but when someone else does it, they must protest and fight it.