The question is, if he tried to get that out of the country would he be called a terrorist for having a rifle shaped object that would interfere with the planes radar system.
I read an article on the register that indicates for the first time in ages Internet Explorer has gone down in usage
"For the first time since Microsoft saw off rival Netscape in the 1990s Internet Explorer's virtual stranglehold on the browser marketplace has loosened. IE's share decreased slightly from 95.7 per cent to 94.73 per cent in the month up to 6 July, according to Web metrics firm WebSideStory."
Baz
That is because IE is part of the OS unlike Opera and Firefox. If you use WinXP or 2003 open the process manager and set the firefox/opera process to realtime, might do the trick.
CEO : Well, that was a right cock up lads. How are we going to prove we are a nice reliable company now!
Exec 1: Well we could send out more free trial CD's, everyone loves those.
Exec 3: Well we could actually let people use their own browsers for once
Exec 2: No no no, Bill.....Thats suicide, our customers wouldn't know how to use internet explorer by themselves, THEY WANT CONNIE, THEY NEED CONNIE!!! I got a better Idea : How about we send the spammers cd's full of addresses as a Free Trial and see if they want to subscribe to our "Targeted Advertising Program" with included AOL Mass Mailer 9.0 bloatware. Then everyone can become a spammer
CEO : Great thinking guys, now to topple yahoo with an attack of flying Free Trial CD's dropped from a plane!
*5 Minutes later all board members spontaneously combust as ElBazo works his voodoo curse
In response to this 99% of AOL members surveyed who recieved the e-mail clicked on the link and frittered many dollars away at the casino making spam profitable and so continuing the downward spiral of e-mail.
One user replied saying : "I trust AOL so much when it comes to spam, they always send me the top dollar stuff like penis enlargement pills and always ask me to change my password on non secure sites and ask for my credit card as my account has been hacked. They care so much"
As a London dweller myself I find that just holding yourself as a 'bad man' keeps most of the muggers away. I live in Wembley which is a craphole and doing that has kept 80% of the twats away from me. The other lot were sporting for a punch up.
When someone tries to mug me now, I just look at them with a confused face and say "Are you having a bubble" then lead on mentioning one of the big gangs family names around my area. Certainly scares the hell out of them, especially as one guy had his arm removed because he tried to mug a local gang family member.
Also invest in a kevlar biker jacket, I own a bike so I have to wear one if I dont want my skin ripped off. Someone attacked me and put a knife into my upper shoulder and because of the kevlar it did not go through. I then preceeded to run like the wind and I still have that knife to this day:)
Ive been laughing like a madman for 5 minutes on the train because of this. Now im getting wierd looks from all the other passengers. Thanks/.
No offense to gates but i doubt the takeup of this will be high, given microsoft's reputation for processor resource abuse. The windows source must look like this:
while(extraprocessingtimeisfree) {
doafewforloops
}
Basically, plan, plan, plan is what I do. It helps me spot stupid errors that I have made before I code them.
Also, code slowly a bit at a time and always look at your project from a security point of view (unlike InvisionBoard, god that has so many holes in it) and find a compromise between features and security.
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Whole of javascript. absolute fucking mess.
I wont buy it until I can install linux/turn 6 into a beowulf cluster
The question is, if he tried to get that out of the country would he be called a terrorist for having a rifle shaped object that would interfere with the planes radar system.
That is very scary to see, there are more paedophiles in the UK than we think..... Baz
I read an article on the register that indicates for the first time in ages Internet Explorer has gone down in usage "For the first time since Microsoft saw off rival Netscape in the 1990s Internet Explorer's virtual stranglehold on the browser marketplace has loosened. IE's share decreased slightly from 95.7 per cent to 94.73 per cent in the month up to 6 July, according to Web metrics firm WebSideStory." Baz
That is because IE is part of the OS unlike Opera and Firefox. If you use WinXP or 2003 open the process manager and set the firefox/opera process to realtime, might do the trick.
Baz
More cut price pirate dvd sellers lining my streets *grins*
Wont do any good to track a rogue baggage handler is running down the runway stealing it, lol
I can see that hurting like hell when you get the chip pins indented in your head. Apart from that, the most damage they can do is crashing windows.
If they hadn't fired the employee they'd be sued faster than you can say "1099 Hours Free."
Hehehe, or would that be 9891 hours free counting the number of those bastard disks I got in the last few months
Scene : AOL Boardroom
CEO : Well, that was a right cock up lads. How are we going to prove we are a nice reliable company now!
Exec 1: Well we could send out more free trial CD's, everyone loves those.
Exec 3: Well we could actually let people use their own browsers for once
Exec 2: No no no, Bill.....Thats suicide, our customers wouldn't know how to use internet explorer by themselves, THEY WANT CONNIE, THEY NEED CONNIE!!!
I got a better Idea : How about we send the spammers cd's full of addresses as a Free Trial and see if they want to subscribe to our "Targeted Advertising Program" with included AOL Mass Mailer 9.0 bloatware. Then everyone can become a spammer
CEO : Great thinking guys, now to topple yahoo with an attack of flying Free Trial CD's dropped from a plane!
*5 Minutes later all board members spontaneously combust as ElBazo works his voodoo curse
News just in :
In response to this 99% of AOL members surveyed who recieved the e-mail clicked on the link and frittered many dollars away at the casino making spam profitable and so continuing the downward spiral of e-mail.
One user replied saying : "I trust AOL so much when it comes to spam, they always send me the top dollar stuff like penis enlargement pills and always ask me to change my password on non secure sites and ask for my credit card as my account has been hacked. They care so much"
As a London dweller myself I find that just holding yourself as a 'bad man' keeps most of the muggers away. I live in Wembley which is a craphole and doing that has kept 80% of the twats away from me. The other lot were sporting for a punch up.
:)
When someone tries to mug me now, I just look at them with a confused face and say "Are you having a bubble" then lead on mentioning one of the big gangs family names around my area. Certainly scares the hell out of them, especially as one guy had his arm removed because he tried to mug a local gang family member.
Also invest in a kevlar biker jacket, I own a bike so I have to wear one if I dont want my skin ripped off. Someone attacked me and put a knife into my upper shoulder and because of the kevlar it did not go through. I then preceeded to run like the wind and I still have that knife to this day
My 20 pence worth
Ive been laughing like a madman for 5 minutes on the train because of this. Now im getting wierd looks from all the other passengers. Thanks /.
No offense to gates but i doubt the takeup of this will be high, given microsoft's reputation for processor resource abuse. The windows source must look like this:
while(extraprocessingtimeisfree) {
doafewforloops
}
Basically, plan, plan, plan is what I do. It helps me spot stupid errors that I have made before I code them.
Also, code slowly a bit at a time and always look at your project from a security point of view (unlike InvisionBoard, god that has so many holes in it) and find a compromise between features and security.
thats my 0.02