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  1. Re:Easy one. on Does Your Company Pay For Broadband? · · Score: 1

    At the BBC they eliminated cookies at meetings to save money.

    Beat that.

  2. Re:New features on KDE 3.3 Beta "Klassroom" Released · · Score: 1

    Keramik sucks big donkey cocks.

    Plastik/Active Heart forever!

  3. Re:My story on Who Wrote Linux? · · Score: 1, Redundant

    No problem, but for some reason I think I should have got Al Gore in there somewhere...

  4. My story on Who Wrote Linux? · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was written by Bill Gates, but Shawn Fanning stole the floppy disk with the code on it! He subsequently dropped it and it was found by the FreeBSD maintainers, who promptly died. Andrew Tanenbaum picked up the disk and ran away, only to be sucker-punched to the throat by SCO, who were sucker-punched to the throat by IBM, who in a spirit of generosity gave it to the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus, who made a copy each. The Tooth Fairy shoved her disk into Torvald's mouth and Santa Claus gave it to him for Christmas.

    The End.

  5. Being a dumbass. on What Was Your Worst Computer Accident? · · Score: 1

    I'd been having intermittent graphics faults (i.e PC crashing hard whenever an OpenGL app was running) for the past few weeks, and being a normal techie I assumed that it was the graphics card. So I make arrangements to get a new one.

    Apparently, it wasn't the graphics card, it was the motherboard, which in the middle of a new fucking Gentoo install blew, taking the processor with it. Graphics card still works, mind you.

    I hate my computer. This was on Saturday by the way, at about 5AM. It sucks.

  6. I take issue on UK To Get Music Download Chart · · Score: 3, Informative

    the broadcaster of pop music for our sceptered isle

    I fail to believe that this poster is British. We have lots of pop music stations.

  7. Re:Meh.. on Are iTMS's 128kbps Songs Worth Collecting? · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can redownload any iTunes song, just open up Tools > Check for Purchased Music.

  8. Re:Unix Tools and Shells.. that's what windows lac on Linux Users Are Spoiled · · Score: 1

    How about Microsoft Services For Unix?

    Free download, *supported by Microsoft* and comes with all of the GNU tools, and support for NFS etc.

    One thing I like MS for.

  9. Re:Great songs.... on They Might Be Giants Open Their Own Music Store · · Score: 1

    Break tag man
    Hreak tag man
    Needs to be in your post
    You twit.

  10. Re:Foreign ISPs on Endangered Countries On The Internet · · Score: 3, Funny

    you can always dialup to AOL

    I think the solution has to be better than the problem...

  11. Re:Mozilla is vulnerable too on Dept. of Homeland Security Says to Stop Using IE · · Score: 1

    The ActiveX plugin is a piece of shit.

    Sorry to say that, but it is, and anybody who needs to install it to do their job is insane. It's unstable, and it's basically an invitation to get pwned.

  12. Re:So here's a question... on Dept. of Homeland Security Says to Stop Using IE · · Score: 1

    Easy, North Korea. :)

  13. Re:Firefox will install with 'power user' access on Dept. of Homeland Security Says to Stop Using IE · · Score: 1

    I used to use the FF0.8 installer version fine on a 2K/XP setup at my school, using an extremely unpriveleged account (the only way you could delete files clogging your own profile dir was downloading and installing MinGW and using it to blitz it! Insane).

  14. Re:Well, speaking on the article... on Linux vs. Windows: What's The Difference? · · Score: 1

    I love how they call it "SFU".

    Ahhh, the hilarity that would ensue if it was called Services That Function with Unix...

  15. test searches = bad on Microsoft Offers A Peek At New Search Engine · · Score: 1

    http://techpreview.search.msn.com/results.aspx?q=o verheating+graphics+card+tnt2&FORM=SMCRT

    All irrelevant bollocks related to shopping and motherboards. If I wanted to get info on overheating graphics cards, I'd be fucked.

    "Miserable failure" returns nothing.

  16. Best mags on What Magazines Do You Read? · · Score: 1

    Time, because it's just damn brilliant. Private Eye because it's the best satire going. Linux User And Developer because they have full distros on their coverdiscs-last one I got was full SuSE 9.0 :)

  17. Hooray! on FreeDOS Turns 10 Years Old Today · · Score: -1, Troll

    I'm sure both its users are very happy.

  18. Hmm on MS Plans To Cooperate With Chinese TV Maker · · Score: 0, Redundant

    What will happen when low-cost labor in China is combined with Microsoft technologies?

    Crappy TVs that seem to give an inexplicably blue picture?

  19. Well, duh on Missing Open Source Security Tools? · · Score: 1

    Ad-Aware and Spybot of course!

  20. Put your anti-MS rantings down for a bit on Microsoft Eases "Shared Source" Restrictions · · Score: 0

    Just listen.

    If Microsoft is willing to open up its technologies and allow others to use them, then I see no problem with that. It isn't automatically part of a massive War on Linux.

    Avoid the knee-jerk reactions, this could be a very good thing.

  21. Starter Edition. on Cut-Rate Windows 'XP Starter Edition' in Thailand · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is anybody else making the connection between "starter" and "free first rock of crack", but the next is $x"?

  22. Re:My experience with Firefox.. on CERT Recommends Mozilla, Firefox · · Score: 1

    Dude, getting rid of IE is piss.

    Linky

    I run Win2K and I don't have IE. At all. It runs great!

  23. Re:Its all and fine for the source code, but on EC Suspends Microsoft Sanctions Due to Appeal · · Score: 1, Informative

    Jesus christ, moron, blatant karma whoring. It's practically impossible to /. the BBC.

  24. Re:Extreme views on Fahrenheit 9/11 Discussion · · Score: 3, Funny

    I believe that Michael Moore is to left-wing/democrats what Ann Coulter is to the ring-wing/republicans. Except one is a small fat guy with beard and the other... isn't

    Actually, if you listen to the right people, I think you'll find that Coulter is a small fat guy with a beard...

    (It's a Rotten Library link, dudes, nothing sick or twisted there...)

  25. Re:Parent is an Idiot. on Fahrenheit 9/11 Discussion · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Good parents probably should take their kids to see documentaries, especially ones like this which tell them exactly how man has fucked up in the past and how we're destroying out own kind for profit-a cautionary tale, if you will.