User: gutterandthestars

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On: New Data Center Standard

A data center shall consist of hardware, appropriate HVAC, and gigabytes of pornography.

Re:Microsoft in schools

On: Windows User Experiments With Linux for 10 Days

Why? Do you think donations between two private parties requires government regulation?

Re:Need clarification

On: Dealing with Internet Credit Card Fraud?

That was extremely informative and well explained. Thanks.

Re:Stalin....

On: Bill Gates Handwriting Analyzed

Please mention Hitler so someone can invoke Godwin's law!

Re:No more than five minutes?

On: Why Apple Makes a One-Button Mouse

The whole point of this article is that you only need one button.

Re:Not a 5 page article

On: Wired Interviews Bram Cohen, Creator of BitTorrent

I suppose you think that the Wired web servers and staff come at no cost.

Re:How do you explain it to Joe Sixpack?

On: Holland Bans AMD's 'Virus Protection' Campaign

Has W^X been implemented in any other BSD, like MacOS X? How about any other operating systems?

Re:Power Failure Crash...

On: Top Ten Persistent Design Flaws

Apple iBook and PowerBook's do this. You can rip out the power cord on a 1% battery, and it will automatically standby. When you replug the power cord, it'll come back to life.

Re:I can't wait to read the old ads

On: Bringing the Library of Congress Newspapers Online

Or even Carlill v. Carbolic Smoke Ball Co.

interesting xbox live stats!

On: Are Game Stats Important to You?

total number of players with girlfriends: 0

hrm

On: Virginia Tech Supercomputer Up To 12.25 Teraflops

6.40tflops should be enough for anybody

Re:With a 95% confidence level

On: IBM Sets Supercomputer Speed Record

Oh, how could I forget 8. "640 TFlops. should be enough for anybody."

With a 95% confidence level

On: IBM Sets Supercomputer Speed Record

98% of posts will be 0.4 standard deviations away from one of the following:

0. "fist pr0st!!!!!111~"
1. "Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!"
2. "But does it run Linux?"
3. "In Soviet Russia, SPEED RECORD SETS YUO!"
4. "1. Earth Simulator: 38.56 TFlops. 2. BlueGene/L36.01 TFlops. 3. ... 4. PROFIT!!!
5. "I for one, welcome our supercomputer overlords."
6. "Do either of the supercomputers run BSD? BSD is dying."
7. "I didn't have enough time to read the article, but..."

Re:Let's get this out of the way

On: Huge Console Auction Debuts

You forgot, I for one, welcome our console overlords.

this is all fun and games until

On: The Aroma of Fine Wine From Your Computer

somebody's computer gets infected by back orifice

With a 95% confidence level,

On: What Would You Do With a 92 TBps Router?

90% of posts will be 1.1 standard deviations away from one of the following:

0. "fist pr0st!!!!!111~"
1. "92TBps of pr0n!!!"
2. "Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!"
3. "I for one welcome our OC-768c/STM-256/optical Interface overlords!"
4. "1. OC-768c 2. STM-256 3. ... 4. PROFIT!!!"
5. "If IOS is based on unix, does that mean Cisco will have to pay SCO for licenses?"
6. "I use BNC you insensitive clod!"
7. "emacs does this