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  1. Re:Hmm on Scrabble To Allow Proper Nouns · · Score: 5, Informative

    it is *NOT* a perfectly cromulent word.  The word is "Kwyjibo"

    Embiggen your minds here, people

  2. Re:Killing yourself with good intentions on Tesla Motors To Suspend Roadster Production · · Score: 2

    I don't know what I did to never ever have mod points for like 2 years or something, but I've never wanted them more than I do right now.
    I love Master of Magic with all my heart

  3. Re:midichlorians on The Definitive Evisceration of The Phantom Menace *NSFW* · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've always wondered why more people can't subscribe to the notion that midichlorians don't cause the Force, they're drawn to the force.  Like if someone had control over magnetism, you'd expect to find lots of iron on him... that doesn't mean that that iron caused the magnetism

  4. Re:Google voice speech recognition needs a little on Google Voice Controls Giant LED Display · · Score: 1

    So, you work at Cision?

  5. Re:500 million web pages can't be wrong on Extracting Meaning From Millions of Pages · · Score: 3, Funny

    And even worse:

    Retrieved 0 results for what is the answer to life, the universe and everything?.

  6. Re:Which Verizon? on Verizon Wants To Share Your Personal Information · · Score: 1

    Except for the fact that My Verizon is temporarily unavailable is the prevailing response from verizonwireless.com

  7. Re:Meh... on Microsoft Brings 36 New Features To Windows 7 · · Score: 1

    Holy crap on a cracker, I thought I was the only one this happened to! You PERFECTLY described the exact problem I've been having all along!

  8. concentration vs relaxation on Brainwave Controlled Game From Square Enix · · Score: 4, Informative

    They had an exhibit at the science center in calgary that let two people sit down and each wear this helmet strap thing. The more you relaxed, the closer a ball got to your opponent's side. Conversely, the more 'stressed' you were, the closer it got to your side, forcing you to "try to relax" even more. We played it 4 or 5 times, the first few genuinely, then with me trying as hard as i could to be stressed and concentrate as much as possible. I found absolutely no correlation between me and the ball

  9. The real question on Online Storage With a Twist · · Score: 0

    is who is going to just donate their hard drive space for no reason?

  10. why don't they on Baseball Coverage Coming To Consoles · · Score: 0

    Why don't they get a smart camera, point it at the field and track what the players and the ball are doing, and then get EA Sports MLB 2009 or whatever to recreate it digitally as its happening?

  11. Re:Fix it at home on How Do You Fix Education? · · Score: 0

    The world would be a better place if people grokked this.

    They worry about terrorists -- but ignore the risk of diabetes. (the latter is 1000 times more likely to hurt or kill you)

    They worry about abduction by unknown pedos -- but ignore traffic. (the latter is 1000 times more likely to hurt or kill your child)

    They worry about the "radiation" from a cellphone-tower 50 meters from their house -- but pay good money to lie down near-nude in the strongest uv-radiation they are able to find. (the former is very likely completely harmless, the latter is KNOWN to cause premature aging of skin and increase the risk of skin-cancer)

    They protest that the LHC will produce black holes that swallow the earth, but don't care if their car uses 5l/100km or 12l/100km. (the former is unphysical plainly impossible, the latter contributes to increased global warming with a very high probability (i.e. basically a certanity))

    Violent death, to a first aproximation, is equal to traffic-death plus suicide. To a first aproximation, if you are killed, it will be because you kill yourself.

    To a first aproximation, if you live in the modern west, accidents don't kill; disease do. ELIMINATING *ALL* accidents and *all* murders would only reduce deaths by 5% or thereabouts.

    In short, the most dangerous things you and your children do are:

    1) Getting too little physical activity, 2) Having unhealthy eating-habits and 3) Participating in traffic. (for those who smoke or have a high drug-consumption (including alcohol) that is one too.

    Someone's been studying their mentat training manual! All the first approximations and math!

  12. Re:Nano materials occur in nature, on Nanomaterials More Dangerous Than We Think · · Score: 0

    well u're both crazy and wrong then

  13. Re:Surprising? on Google Abandons the Gmail Name In Germany · · Score: 0, Troll

    This is the best post I've ever read on slashdot ever. +5 Everything

  14. Re:What happens when everything is wireless? on Denon's $499 Ethernet Cable · · Score: 3, Funny

    something has to connect to the wireless transmitter and receiver! And I'm ready to sell that something for $500!

  15. also down on US Amazon.com Website Down For Over 1 Hour · · Score: 1

    IMDB has been down for well over an hour. Thats kinda news isnt it?

  16. stoooopid reporter on Bluetooth Prosthetics Help US Marine To Walk Again · · Score: 1

    Marine: Yeah, the legs are miracles of science. They follow eachother and let me walk like I never thought possible Reporter: Wait wait waitwaitwait wait a minute. This uses BLUETOOTH?!

  17. Re:Luckily for Apple Users there is a simple fix on Environmental DVD Wrecks Apple Drives · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Why did you feel the need to qualify your ownership of an iPod, when you posted as an anonymous coward anyway?

  18. Re:Problem: top current on Toshiba To Launch "Super Charge" Batteries · · Score: 3, Funny

    You don't think Starbucks is selling energy??

  19. Re:I choose my Cure: on Cellphone Use On Planes Coming Soon? · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, thats a real good idea. Bring something onto a plane designed to jam signals!

  20. Re:This hit me hard... on Alex the African Grey Parrot Dies · · Score: 1

    keep that gerbil OUT of your void!

  21. Re:Off-topic grammar nazi post on Google May Close Gmail Germany Over Privacy Law · · Score: 1

    Ohhh If you want to be possessive its just i-t-s
    buuut if you want to be a contraction then its i-t-'-s
    scalliwag

  22. Re:Wanted: Linux systems administrator. on Tech Lessons From the Bad Guys · · Score: 1

    I was looking for a job and found one that had a HUGE list of "wants" and "needs" for their systems developer or whatever. It had atleast 9 major areas of knowledge required. Everything from Java to SQL to Server setup... The job was to work at a porno production company! I don't know what kind of porno company needs such a complicated setup or whatever, I'm convinced that they were just trying to bring in the nerdiest guys they could find and then have them interviewed by the porn girls and film it.

  23. Re:Ask questions on Evolution of the 'Captcha' · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think many people know that its a canary with a machine gun. And i'm not sure i want that many people knocked off the internet in one swell foop

  24. Re:It will come up sooner or later... on What's the Worst Technical Feature You've Used? · · Score: 1

    bloated? its only 48.9MB! Thats not even 50 MB!

  25. Re:Why on Scientologists In Row With BBC · · Score: 1

    This has less to do with the infancy of a religion or 'religion' and more to do with the infancy of human beings. If christianity started today, they wouldnt get away with the stuff they did back when. Crusades? Yeah i think not. Scientology is not acceptable because they're new, they're using old methods wrapped in new look to achieve their means.