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  1. Re:Cult != Religion on UK Prosecutors Say 'Cult' Acceptable · · Score: 1

    "You already deserve punishment; where do we go from here?"

    For doing what?

    For touching yourself...

    no seriously, you do bad things all the time, you get angry, you feel lust, you eat too much... those sinful things that make us human are what you should be punished for.... Now whether the punishment fits the crime is another matter altogether.

  2. Re:Turn off the phone? on Shopping Centers Track Customers Via Cell Phone Signals · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That would defeat the purpose of a cellphone.

  3. Re:Thank god for the 1st amendment on Using Magnets To Turn Off the Brain's Speech Center · · Score: 1

    What if you are one of _them_ spewing propaganda to convince us that expensive control techniques wont be used as your co-workers do R&D on mind control techniques and slowly erode my freedom.

    Nay I say... just because Im paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me. They being You. and You being them. and them being *zaap zapp* .... *silence*.

    /me whispers between the drooling "freedom freedom... oh the horror"

  4. Re:Courage... on Using Magnets To Turn Off the Brain's Speech Center · · Score: 1

    Mine neither

    /me turns on the TV while listening to iPod and talking on a cellphone.

  5. So its magnets.... on Using Magnets To Turn Off the Brain's Speech Center · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... that take away my speech centers when I meet a pretty girl.

  6. Re:Far, far worse: on 20% of U.S. Population Has Never Used Email · · Score: 1

    "Just about"? that means some have and you aren't sharing!

  7. Hurray! on Canadian ISP Ordered to Prove Traffic-Shaping is Needed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hurray! Finally my government makes itself useful. Finally they protect my rights.

  8. Re:20 years late, but... on Life-Size Photo of a Blue Whale · · Score: 1

    wrong whale type. ST:IV had humpbacks.

  9. Re:Hate Speech? on Author Faces Canadian Tribunal For Hate Speech · · Score: 1

    It is a mark of great shame for Canada and its citizens. ... From your quote I inter.... *knock on the door, men in black walk into the room, badges flash* "We're the HRC, we've been hearing reports of quotations being used. You'll have to come with us." Ahhh bugger says I.
  10. Re:Hate Speech? on Author Faces Canadian Tribunal For Hate Speech · · Score: 1

    OMG, plz someone mod this to +6 Funny!

  11. Re:Hate Speech? on Author Faces Canadian Tribunal For Hate Speech · · Score: 1

    You should stop now Oele, anyone with a brain can see your arguing with a moron. You win he loses.

    Stop now, because it kind of looks like your picking on a little child.

  12. Re:The world will be a better place.. on Author Faces Canadian Tribunal For Hate Speech · · Score: 1

    The civilized action might be to organize a peaceful protest against me The civilized action would be to turn the other cheek.
  13. Re:Lawsuit on Comcast Floats a 250GB Monthly Bandwidth Limit · · Score: 1

    Then why dont they advertise up to 9hundred billion Gb/s ? 4Mb/s is between 0 and that number too.

  14. Re:Satanic on Estimated World Population to Pass 6,666,666,666 Today · · Score: 1

    Miroslav Satan wears number 81 now.

  15. Re:Lawsuit on Comcast Floats a 250GB Monthly Bandwidth Limit · · Score: 1

    That said, Bell doesn't advertise 7 MB/s downloadsæÃthey advertise up to 7 MB/s downloads. I dont think you understand... I am capped at 4Mb/s. Therefore Bell should advertise "up to 4Mb/s." For whatever reason, a cap is a cap. If I really cared (I dont really care, 4Mb/s is great imho), I should be able to sue... or better join a class action.
  16. Re:Lawsuit on Comcast Floats a 250GB Monthly Bandwidth Limit · · Score: 1

    If they cap at 4 (like the tech to installed sympatico to my new place said), then I cannot get "up to" 7Mb/s. I can get "up to" 4Mb/s.

    Its impossible for me to get 4.0000001Mb/s if they cap me.

  17. Re:Lawsuit on Comcast Floats a 250GB Monthly Bandwidth Limit · · Score: 1

    1. Bell does not put a speed cap at 4 Mb/s. The tech who came in from sympatico when I moved to a new location said "We put a cap at 4."

    Im not sure why he would lie about this.
  18. Re:Lawsuit on Comcast Floats a 250GB Monthly Bandwidth Limit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In Canada Bell Advertises 7Mb/s download speeds, but put a speed cap @ 4Mb/s. I think I should have the right to sue them for this. What do you think?

  19. Re:I'm in. on NASA Offers $5000 a Month For You to Lie in Bed · · Score: 5, Funny

    You think they are paying people just to watch them sleep? I assume that them watching you rub one out is part of the payment. I also assume they will stream the webcam watching you onto the internet to recoup their losses during these periods.

  20. THCTHCTHC on Platypus Genome Decoded · · Score: 5, Funny

    Strangely, the DNA strands seem to spell out THCTHCTHCTHCTHC repeated a hundred million times.

  21. Re:Do we really need such a book? on Terrorist Recognition Handbook · · Score: 1

    We totally have our priorities right. As we both agree there is at least 1 terrorist behind each tree in the US. Since there are a lot of trees, there are a lot of terrorists. This costs a lot of money.

    Remember, we are only talking about the terrorists hiding behind trees, we haven't even calculated the terrorists hinding behind Bush(es).

  22. Re:Bigger Worry: A backdoor is worse than a CD. on Spore, Mass Effect DRM Phone Home For Single-Player Gaming · · Score: 1

    you'll just fire up your GigabyteTorrent client, hit an oldwarez site, and find the hacked-to-smithereens version. And be shot on suspicion of digoterrorism.
  23. Re:Bigger Worry: A backdoor is worse than a CD. on Spore, Mass Effect DRM Phone Home For Single-Player Gaming · · Score: 1

    Methinks that patching old software will be the first thing cut from the budget of any sinking software ship.

  24. Re:Do we really need such a book? on Terrorist Recognition Handbook · · Score: 1

    Do we really see a terrorist behind every tree? NO, thats the POINT. But they're there alright.
  25. Re:Glorified Cattle Prod on Taser International Wins Lawsuit to Change Cause of Death · · Score: 1

    No we are still animals... Party Animals WOOOHOOO. Tap that keg!