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  1. Re:Why? on Keeping Time with a Mercury Atom · · Score: 1

    Obligatory: Me Too!

    What's the practical application for something like this? Is this a "win" in the science category, or is this just another way of doing the same thing?

  2. Oblig South Park Quote on Internet to Blame for Lack of Close Friends · · Score: 1

    Stan: Maybe instead of complaining about corporations being selfish, we should look at ourselves. I mean, is there anything more selfish than doing nothing but getting high and listening to music all day long?

    so... s/getting high and listening to music all day long/maintaining our Myspace and posting on Slashdot/

  3. Join the Navy... on The U.S. Navy's Doctrine of Laser Eye Surgery · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm sure there's a joke in here somewhere...

    Join The Navy, See The World, etc

  4. Oblig. South Park on Army Sent to Fight Millions of Invading Toxic Toads · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slashdot: Blah Blah Blah Toads invading Australia
    Dougie: Simpsons Did It!

    Episode 6x16: Bart vs. Australia.

  5. Re:In his response on Scientists Respond to Gore on Global Warming · · Score: 0, Troll

    And then manbearpig magically appeared.

    Yeah yeah... Gore is a nut. A big whiny attention starved nut. A big whiny attention starved nut who may or may not declare for the 2008 election. A big whiny attention starved nut who may or may not declare for the 2008 election and who most definitely did not have sexual relations with that woman.

    But I did.

  6. Kyoto (it's been done) on Abuses of Science Political Cartoon Contest · · Score: 1

    http://www.filibustercartoons.com/archive.php?id=2 0051115

    That poli-cartoon was from November 15th, 2005.

    Still relevant, no?

  7. Re:Ooooh that had to hurt! on Pirates, Web 2.0, and Hundred Dollar Laptop · · Score: 1

    I thought Kofi is the crank...

  8. In France... on International Fusion Reactor Project Moves Forward · · Score: 3, Funny

    And if it ends up melting down and blowing a large chunk off of the Earth, all we'll lose is France.

    Godspeed!

  9. Life Imitates Art on Trojan Deletes Your Porn, Music & Warez · · Score: 1

    Robot Chicken, the claymation creation from Seth Green and Matthew Senreich (who?), did this last week in 2x06.

    Reporter: And in other news, a porn eating virus has been unleashed on the internet
    *cut to mass riots, panic, destruction*
    *cut to a kid with his pants down coming out his front door holding a laptop*
    Kid: I wasn't finished! *sobbing* I wasn't finished!
    *cut to reporter*
    Reporter: The President had this message...
    *cut to President Bush at a white house press conference*
    GWB: If those terrorists that have unleashed this terrible evil are listening, I have this one message for you: cut it out man! Seriously! It's not cool! Give us our porn back, man!

    I think I took some liberties with the quoting as I don't have the episode in front of me (work and all that jazz...), but you get the idea. Go watch the episode...

  10. Re:Whip them into shape? on Making the Most of IT support? · · Score: 1

    Hear Hear So long as we avoid COBIT ;-)

  11. The Dark Knighit on Favorite Film Scientists? · · Score: 1

    Pronounced kah-nig-git.

    Marge : There's a man here who says he can help you.
    Homer : Is it Batman?
    Marge : He's a scientist.
    Homer : Batman's a scientist.
    Marge : It's not Batman!

    Despite what Marge says, Batman is my favorite scientist.

  12. Defend against the Psychlos! on Radioactive Warning for Future Generations · · Score: 1

    But if we don't leave warnings and such, how will humanity be held in suspense when the Psychlos decide to let a few rag-tag slaves lead by Johnny Goodboy run free for a few days? And really, you folks in the DoD, make sure that you leave the flight simulators for the F-16s plugged in kplzthx.

  13. The State Of Online Advertising... on The State of Online Advertising · · Score: 1

    Dying, hopefully.

  14. Another way of checking... on 5% of All Web Traffic Unsafe · · Score: 1

    ... is to filter for the Evil Bit.

  15. Re:Only one problem... on Help Break Original Enigma Messages · · Score: 1

    no no no... I don't speak German... I just said that...

  16. Only one problem... on Help Break Original Enigma Messages · · Score: 1

    No spraken da deutche...

  17. Edmonton... on Using Barges to Fight Global Warming · · Score: 1

    Yeah... leave it to Edmonton to want to make the world suffer more cold - just like they do.

    I guess it's an Alberta thing. Like beef, oil, and prosperity cheques. Ha! Take that Toronto!

  18. Re:If that's your approach... on Computer Science Students Outsource Homework · · Score: 1

    I'm doing my BComm concentrating in MIS, and I have to say that I am a little bit offended.

    Faking Accounting: See Enron... and then see Sarbanes Oxley...
    Faking Finance: You're knocking math? For shame...
    Faking Strategy and General Management: Considering that these courses are the most academic and often produce a large amount of legitimate research (or do we not like research around here?)...
    Faking MIS: MySQL and UML don't lie...
    Faking Operations Management: Isn't this an engineering thing? How can we slander an Engineering Thing (tm)?
    Faking Marketing: Yeah, I can see that... except there are hard metrics in place to prove these otherwise stupid theories (ie: brighter lights sell more groceries)
    Faking Human Resource: Yeah, I can see that... just don't except a change management coordinator to coming running to your rescue when you're PM'ing a company-wide project

    With my current course load (2 MIS Classes, 2 OPMA classes, and a managerial accounting class), I know there is no fakery going on. The hours spent producing coherant (BS free) reports, interviewing project managers for help with risk mitigation, and of course preparing budgets for projects so that I can afford to take all of my coders on a retreat at the end of the project do not waft of fakery. In fact, one of my MIS projects required heavy support from the IS&T department of one of the world's largest energy companies - so I hope you're not calling an entire IS&T department fakers...

    And finally... a (silly) bash quote... http://www.bash.org/?7717

    I would watch before you call a BComm'er a faker... you might just be working for one.

  19. Re:Counter point on Jack Thompson Buys Stock in GTA Parent Company · · Score: 1

    To counterpoint your counterpoint...

    without the core product of GTA (and possibly Bully), the firm would not be realizing revenue. Now, if he were to take your proposed stance with reference to the Hot Coffee sploit, I could definitely see where there might be derivative action.

  20. Re:Whats that I smell? on Jack Thompson Buys Stock in GTA Parent Company · · Score: 1

    Hate to point this out... but...

    Shareholders have the right to vote in directors, vote on issues affecting the continuity of the company, appoint an auditor, receive residuals upon corporate wrapup, and of course recieve dividends. That being said, the only way minority shareholders can bring action against the majority shareholders / directors if the action the majority /directors is:
      - Ultra vires of the Corporation (from the articles of incorporation)
      - Personally affecting the rights of minority shareholders
      - If the corporation has failed to comply with the procedural requirements for approval of the actions (ie: not putting a major decision to a shareholder vote)
      - If the actions of the majority constitutes a fraud on the minority shareholders (ie: an attempt to appropriate the shares)

    Now, for the minority shareholders to take derivative action, it will only go to court if
      - Satisfy the court that all internal attempts to have the matter resolved have been exhausted
      - All reasonable demands to rectify the problem were refused by the directors

    Action is granted if
      - Reasonable notice was given to the directors of the intention to apply
      - It would appear in the interests of the corporation
      - The complainant shareholder is acting in good faith

    And the courts can
      - Order the corporation to purchase the shares of the aggrieved
      - Restrain the improper conduct
      - Order the liquidation and dissolution

    What's funny about Old Mr. Thompson's actions is that what I had listed above is taught in first year law. Did Jacky-boy go to law school? Does Jacky-boy think that his actions can satisfy any of those conditions and hope for dissolution?

    No, no they can't. But it was a nice quixotic attempt.

    Case closed. Next case?

  21. CDN Military History on Your Best Exam Stories? · · Score: 1

    This past semester I thought it would be a good idea to broaden my horizons and take a Canadian Military History course. While the course was very interesting, the prof was the one who had written the text book - and all answers contrary to his were wrong.

    As such, when it came time for the final question "Were the Canadian bombing campaigns against Germany a demonstrably justified use of resources and lives" I immediately recalled his lecture. But, in my 8:00 a.m., Saturday morning, stupor, I decided not only to answer the question, but to provide a recommendation of what the Canadians should have done - invested in a Super Soldier program.

    Yes, that's right, I told the prof that the Canadians should have created their own Captain America. I proceeded on for about 500 words to weigh the merits, benefits, and costs of developing the Canadian equivalent to Captain America (Captain Canuck was not what I recommended... stupid 70s trash).

    Not only was I the second person to hand my final in, but I received an A for that answer.

    I guess the prof loves the MarvelVerse just as much as I do :-)