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The U.S. Navy's Doctrine of Laser Eye Surgery

The New York Times reports that laser eye surgery — now performed on nearly a third of every new class of midshipmen — is transforming Naval careers. Navy doctors are performing these operations with "assembly-line efficiency," allowing older pilots to continue flying, and those who might otherwise have been disqualified to pursue flight school. The number of procedures has reportedly climbed from 50 to 349 over the past five years. The Navy uses a different procedure than that used on civilians — grinding the cornea rather than cutting a flap — out of fears that the flap could come loose in supersonic combat.

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  1. Grinding your eyeball? by OverlordQ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've had glasses since I was 11 months old, and as much as I'd like to get rid of them, getting flaps cut or 'ground down' just dont sound very appealing to me.

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    1. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by no_pets · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree. I mainly dislike wearing glasses when it's raining or if I begin to sweat. I clean my glasses nearly every day and it's a pain. But at the end of the day I know that I can see - with my glasses.

      Sure, eye surgery can solve these problems and it's not very likely that the surgery will "backfire". But that just is not a risk I would like to take with my eyesight.

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    2. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Eleven months?

      You might be so nearsighted that lasiks can't be performed on you anyway. If you are extremely near-sighted then there just isn't enough eyeball material to reshape.

    3. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by planetmn · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I agree. I mainly dislike wearing glasses when it's raining or if I begin to sweat. I clean my glasses nearly every day and it's a pain. But at the end of the day I know that I can see - with my glasses. Sure, eye surgery can solve these problems and it's not very likely that the surgery will "backfire". But that just is not a risk I would like to take with my eyesight.


      Can't the same be said about every medical condition/procedure?

      Sure, the remedies aren't going to be 100%, but if we waited for them to be perfect, we'd still have extremely short life expectancies.

      -dave
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    4. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by no_pets · · Score: 5, Insightful

      True. Nothing is 100%. Each person just has to weigh the pros/cons of each procedure. IMHO eye surgery in most cases is more like plastic surgery than a real medical procedure. It doesn't have to be done to correct eyesight.

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    5. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never mind the Military, their budget is in the billions
      What does this procedure cost for normal people?

    6. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by spicyjeff · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure, but some risks are bigger thatn others. And like the granparent post said, I too would rather keep wearing corrective lens (contacts in my case) rather than risk loosing site for life. Even if that risk is small. The potential loss is huge. If given such a horrible choice I would much rather loose appendages or other sensory organs/sensations than my vision.

    7. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "if we waited for them to be perfect, we'd still have extremely short life expectancies"

      uh...how exactly does chosing not to have elective eye surgery so I don't have to wear glasses (and your vision isn't any better than before with glasses) lower my life expectancy

      if I'm dying of cancer and the choice is between sure death from cancer and 50% chance of death due to surgery then sure, go ahead but this is not the case

    8. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by rwven · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You should look into blade-free intralasik. No cutting needed. I personally wouldnt want someone taking a knife to my eyes either.

    9. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by swillden · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Sure, eye surgery can solve these problems and it's not very likely that the surgery will "backfire". But that just is not a risk I would like to take with my eyesight.

      Like lots of things, I think it's a risk/reward question. In my case, I wear glasses and will continue to wear glasses, but my vision isn't that bad so the reward I'd get from eye surgery isn't all that great. The glasses sharpen my vision and make it easier for me to read road signs, but I can actually get along just find without them.

      My wife, on the other hand, was blind as a bat without her glasses, to the point that she had to carefully place her glasses in the same place next to the bed each evening, because she had to find them by touch in the morning. She could not see them. She got Lasik about three years ago, and it has significantly improved her life. Before the surgery, for example, she didn't dare participate in any sort of water sports because losing her contacts or glasses would leave her completely blind. Now she SCUBA dives and I expect to get her up on water skis this summer. Even more important is the sense of freedom she has, being able to see without assistance. After the surgery, her sight was 20/20, but has gradually declined to where she is contemplating getting glasses again to sharpen her vision a bit. She could have the surgery re-done (for free, even, since a followup was included in the original price) instead of getting glasses, but it's no longer worth the pain or the risk.

      I know others with similar stories, and I can definitely see how someone who'd like to fly military jets would perceive the risk/reward tradeoff as a good deal. Heck, I'd get the surgery if it meant someone would let me fly an F-14.

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    10. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by hoggoth · · Score: 5, Funny

      > rather than risk loosing site for life
      > I would much rather loose appendages or other sensory organs

      It looks like it's too late to save your spelling organ.

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    11. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      I'm farsighted actually, with astigmatism. Also had 3 surgeries to re-attach the muscle to correct alignment problems, the glasses are stronger to further pull the eyes in.

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    12. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

      No surgery really sounds attractive to me. I'll never get over the fact that so many women get plastic bags of saline stuffed into cuts filleted between their pectoral muscles and their mammary glands. Plus some people get chunks of bone ground off, have fat carved or literally sucked out, or have sheets of plastic placed subcutaneously under their cheekbones.

      All that said, I really would love to fly. The biggest reason besides the length of the committment that I didn't join ROTC in college is because an opthomologist had recently told me I had cataracts and that neither the Air Force or Navy would train pilots with cataracts. Had I known about the eye surgery option, I can't say for sure I wouldn't have gone for it, especially as I got to senior year and saw a lot of my friends getting pilot assignments.

    13. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by plastic.person · · Score: 1, Funny

      You are correct to be very cautious with this. I myself had this procedure done. Sure it's great at first, but after ten years your eyeballs fall out!

    14. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by jimhill · · Score: 5, Funny

      "My wife, on the other hand, was blind as a bat without her glasses..."

      ObCliffClavin:

      It's a little-known fact that bats actually have very good eyesight. The echolocation isn't compensatory.

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    15. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I don't think they literally mean grind your cornea off. I had PRK done and they used an alcohol solution to dissolve the outer layer of the cornea then swab it off. After that, they zap your eye with the laser, put in a protective contact lens, and you're done. You keep the contacts for a week, a daily regimen of eye drops for 2 weeks, and a month later your vision should pretty close to 20/20 (or best corrected). I am now 2 months out with 20/15 vision! I've worn glasses since I was 3ish and I could not drive without them. I enjoy swimming and other beach activities, but it is a pain when you have glasses that are constantly coated in sea spray. It is pretty hard to put on a diving mask with glasses too.

      Yes, there are risks, as with any surgery, but they've been doing PRK in the USA for over 20 years. PRK has lower risk of healing problems and infections because they do not create the corneal flap, but it does take longer to fully heal. Check out the doctor and facility, see if you can find someone else who went there, and make your decision from there. I poo-pooed the idea at first but after doing the research and balancing the risks, I went for it anyway.

    16. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 1
      I've had glasses since I was 11 months old, and as much as I'd like to get rid of them, getting flaps cut or 'ground down' just dont sound very appealing to me.
      The only pain I can recall from the surgery was some eyebrow hair was pulled when the doctor removed the eyepatch after the procedure.
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    17. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Okay, I have to ask: how in the world does one determine that an 11 month old needs eyeglasses? It's not like you're going to read an eye chart or do the "which looks better, this? or this?" thing.

      (Related question: how in the world do you get an 11 month old to keep his glasses on? ;-)

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    18. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by bracher · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Laser eye surgery, from my perspective, amounts to _elective_ surgery on what I consider to be an irreplaceable part of my anatomy.

      But maybe it's just me...

    19. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Usually about $2,000 to $3,000. Cheaper if you willing to let a student do it or more expensive if you want a pro with a proven track record. My dad had the operation since it was cheaper under his health policy than trying to find a place that can grind a pair of coke bottles into glasses. While he didn't get perfect 20/20 vision, he only has to wear reading glasses if he's reading for longer than 15 minutes.

    20. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by JPribe · · Score: 1

      I just had a similar surgery done to correct my myopia, been in bifocals since I was 18 months old. I even got to be awake during the whole thing while the doc moved the muscles around. He dropped a mirror in front of my face *during the procedure* so I could see the difference...which was amazing. I had about 35 degree seperation, now my eyes are spot on, with a slight "toe-in." Got to love the med centers in RDU!! Alas, I'm still monocular though, but learning to see binocular slowly....

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    21. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by bourne · · Score: 1
      I've had glasses since I was 11 months old, and as much as I'd like to get rid of them, getting flaps cut or 'ground down' just dont sound very appealing to me.

      How about having cells ablated? That's actually what happens with PRK. They burn away cells with a laser, it's not like having sandpaper taken to your eyeballs. More like having some instant peeling from a bad sunburn, but without the pain.

      It doesn't sound very appealing. But the actual discomfort involved is rather minimal. Something like 4 minutes in the room on an uncomfortable table with your eyelid tacked open and stuff being dripped into it while a laser thunks away. In and out of the room in 10-15 minutes if you include prep and setup time. A few headaches as you heal. Dry eyes for a bit.

      And in return, freedom from glasses. No more fumbling for them to read the clock. No more juggling two pairs when it's sunny enough to require sunglasses. No more noticing one morning that they're covered with dust and that's why everything has looked washed out for the last week. No more wondering what the hell that was in the locker room, or who that is across the pool.

      I had PRK and now have 20/20 or better now and love it. It's a huge quality of life issue. Don't reject it out of hand.

    22. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by COMON$ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I had PRK done earlier this year. I had been wearing glasses since I was very young, like 5-6 years old. I was an athlete and contacts just didnt cut it in contact sports, and glasses were a nuisance but I lived with it all through my college sport years. Now I am without either and as much as RK surgery sucked (the bandages dried to my eyes 2 days after the surgery). I would not go back. I may have to wear glasses again when I am 45 but to have 20 years or so being able to see my wife in the morning, not having to worry about cuts in my contacts, or having my glasses break at inopportune times, is all very much worth the 3K to do it.

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    23. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by WedgeTalon · · Score: 2, Informative
      To give a bit more info on your point, from Wikipedia:
      IntraLASIK is a form of refractive eye surgery similar to LASIK that creates a corneal flap with a laser rather than with a microkeratome. It is regarded by many ophthalmologists as a risk free improvement to LASIK that is capable of providing more patients with 20/20 vision.
    24. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by pjbgravely · · Score: 1

      Cataracts are a whole different ball game. When they get to the point that you can no longer see through them you have to have your lens surgically removed and an artificial one put in it's place. The draw back is that eye is permanently farsighted.

      Now I am nearsighted in one eye and farsighted in the other. They wanted to give me a bifocal in one eye but I said no thanks. I see well with no glasses, and my brain uses the eye that is required for the task. I wear glasses for driving only. Sometime the computer screen bothers me so I wear an eye patch over the surgical eye to get by.

      I don't think they will do any corrective surgery once you have had a cataract.

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    25. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by MindStalker · · Score: 3, Informative

      I too would rather keep wearing corrective lens (contacts in my case) rather than risk loosing site for life.

      You do realize that statistically over the course of your life contacts are a greater risk to your eyes than one quick surgery.

    26. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Yes and no.

      In the case of poor eyesight, you're not usually facing the potential for death. It could very easily be that a risk for saving you life might be okay, but the same or even smaller risk for not having to deal with glasses wouldn't.

    27. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Jackmn · · Score: 1

      I'd much rather be dead than blind, however.

      There are a number of surgeries I would undergo if needed even if they were a bit risky. This doesn't include any type of surgery where I may go blind if something goes wrong.

    28. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by mnemonic_ · · Score: 1

      getting flaps cut or 'ground down' just dont sound very appealing to me.

      Often, modern medical procedures involve distasteful or painful treatment. I am thankful that medical science has advanced beyond aesthetic concerns like yours (which is basically an "eww, yucky" response), so that people don't die and can live their lives fully.

    29. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Oh give me a goddamm break. How f'ing hard is it to know the difference between lose and loose?

    30. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by raptorjb007 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well I have good news for you. There are a few different methods of sugery available to you. The most common method today is lasik, with this method the surgeon cust a flap in you cornea with a small slicing device, performs the refractive correction underneath, the replaces the flap which suctions itself back on. This method has a very quick recovery time and produces the least amount of pain. The flap never "Heals" however it is pretty well sealed by the forces of suction. The one that I assume the navy uses, and the method I opted for in fear of eye integrety was the method called PRK. With this method the laser is used to etch the refractive correction onto the surface of your eye without creating a flap. Your eye is left fully intact execpt for the etching just made. The surgery leaves your eyes feeling as though you have sand in them, but a bandage contact is placed over them to help the healing process as well as comfort. Initial recovery period is 1-2 weeks, and can take up to 6month to fully heal. In my opinon this is the better choice. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lasik http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photorefractive_kerat ectomy

    31. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by codesmithsf · · Score: 1

      Do you have any links to back that up?

    32. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by MasaMuneCyrus · · Score: 1

      True, but I'd much rather risk my legs and/or death than blindness. Yes, I would rather die than be blind. I'm sure most people on Slashdot are the same -- we're nerds. We need our eyes and hands more than any other part of our body.

    33. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by ajs · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Sure, eye surgery can solve these problems and it's not very likely that the surgery will "backfire". But that just is not a risk I would like to take with my eyesight.
      I have to wonder how the chances compare... is it more likely that in 30 years of wearing glasses, something will go wrong that hurts you (you poke yourself in the eye with them or some other problem) or that you'll suffer a problem during surgery? It's probably worth researching.
    34. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by UttBuggly · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well boys and girls, I had my "eyes done" at age 40, which was 10 years ago. I had terrible myopia and astigmatism so bad, I couldn't wear contacts of any kind.

      I was in the Air Force in the 70's and tried to fly; no dice with 20/400 vision.

      It was never vanity, but practical reasons that caused me to take a chance on eye surgery. I've always been involved in sports and martial arts. I've had a zillion cuts and bruises on my face (nose especially) from that. Then in 1995, I started fighting full contact with some serious folks. Now, I always fought WITHOUT glasses because I only had to see the shape in front of me, right?

      Nope. A circular technique like a roundkick didn't "show up" in my field of vision until too late to block or duck effectively. After two concussions and some broken bones, I went under the knife on both eyes. Today, I'm still 20/20 in both eyes and love it.

      I retired from fighting about a year ago but my last fight was in a small ring with 3 opponents at least 10 years younger than me. We went about 20 minutes non-stop and as one of them commented later "we never got a clean shot in even once!"

      Yeah...I'm real unhappy with eye surgery...NOT!

      Seriously, do a lot of research and shopping for a good doctor. Check with his patients who are 1, 2, 5 and 10 years out from their work. See what they say. Then, do it!

      Hell, it was worth it not to have permanent furrows on either side of my nose anymore from the weight of the coke bottle bottom glasses I had to wear from age 5 on. :o)

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    35. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by AuMatar · · Score: 0, Troll

      Its not the money- very few people would argue based on that. Its the risk of your sight worsening or being lost entirely. A 1/20 or so chance of going blind vs having to wear glasses for life- I'll take glasses. The return on that risk is just not high enough.

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    36. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Sure, eye surgery can solve these problems and it's not very likely that the surgery will "backfire". But that just is not a risk I would like to take with my eyesight.


      Do you wear protective goggles at all times.

      What will you do if a bee flies into your eye and stings it, resulting in a long sad story that leaves you BLIND????

      Sure, it isn't very likely, but how can you justify the RISK???? Put those goggles on NOW!!!

      OK, back to sanity mode. You take risks all the time, just by getting out of bed. You are probably more likely to be blinded by a traffic accident going to the eye doctor than by the surgery itself.

      The rewards of laser eye surgery can far outweigh the risks in exactly the same way that the rewards of not living your life rolled up into a fetal position in a darkened room outweigh the (very real) risks of standing up and walking outside.

      Now, for some folks, they just wouldn't care enough to take the risk, (or aren't interested enough to pay the price) and those are fine answers, but if it is something that you would really want, and it would be worth the cost to you, then you shouldn't let the fact that risk > 0 stop you.

      Risk > 0 everywhere.

      I had it done in 2000 (doctors today look at procedures done in 2000 as being done with stone knives and bear skins) and have loved the result.

      A word of warning: Don't believe the whole "I stood up from the surgery and could see!" thing. You will stand up from the surgery and say "Oh my god, what have I done?" It takes a couple of days for the vision to clear after surgery. This is normal and expected. It just isn't heavily advertised.

    37. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      As a 37y/o that had been wearing glasses and contacts since I was 6, I had many of the same concerns listed in this thread. But this past February I took the plunge and had Intralase Lasik. It is the best money I have ever spent. The worst part of the procedure is the Intralase that creates the corneal flap. The actual Lasik part was really fast, only a couple of seconds per eye. You just have to be very careful for the first couple of weeks after the procedure to give your flaps time to heal. I just had my 3 month check up, and I was able to see 20/10 - 2, which means I could get 2 of the letters on the 20/10 line. This is utterly amazing to me, since my eyesight was so poor.

      It is a big step to take though, and I can truly understand the uneasiness some feel about this procedure, but I am a complete convert now. It is the best money I have ever spent. If you live in Houston Tx I would seriously go the Mann Eye institute and at least take advantage of the free evaluation. Hell get evaluated by 2 or 3 doctors.

    38. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Auntie+Virus · · Score: 2, Funny

      ObCliffClavin: It's a little-known fact that bats actually have very good eyesight. The echolocation isn't compensatory.

      ObGilligan:
      Not only that, but their use of sound to locate insects isn't due to bad eyesight.

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    39. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correcting spelling mistakes has to be the most surefire way on an internet forum to get someone to stand up and speak in their defense. I wonder why this is so. I mean, it basically never fails. Compare this to someone flaming another for being an "idiot". Barely ever is someone speaking up and correcting the unecessarily aggressive tone.

      But if it's about spelling it's almost always: Jesus fucking christ, stop nitpicking you asshole! And it always has to be said. I knew what the reply would be before I even clicked your message.

    40. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did you get your humor organ removed?

    41. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by spicyjeff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Interesting point. That might get me to change my mind, any idea where to look for some good facts?

    42. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

      What are the odds of losing an eye by putting one of the glasses branch into it ? I'd like to know that and compare it to the risks of surgery

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    43. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Dahan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Autorefractor? They use those on adults too. I don't know how it tells when the image is in focus, but it does a pretty good job.

    44. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by saider · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...20 years or so being able to see my wife in the morning...

      Watch what you wish for, you just may get it.

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    45. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, I'd get the surgery if it meant someone would let me fly an F-14.

      Sorry, the Navy won't Let you fly an F-14 anymore. (Unless they are now used as some kind of trainer aircraft. In which case, nevermind.)

    46. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by plalonde2 · · Score: 1

      Ah, binocular vision. Ever since my macular hemorage I've been learning to adapt monocularly. Plenty of peripheral vision, but not enough central coherence to fuse stereo. I will say it cause an awful lot of guards and shields to spontanously attach to all my power tools...

    47. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Volkov137 · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://www.healthscout.com/ency/68/346/main.html Lenses can irritate the eye because of dryness due to problems with tear production, which may be inadequate, especially in older people. The major risk from contact lens wear is corneal ulceration, which is a potentially blinding condition. Among the contact lens wearers in the U.S., there are an estimated 12,000 corneal ulcers per year.

    48. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Oddly, when I was wearing contacts I'd wear 'em all day every day (Taking them out at night to sleep.) Then during one eye exam my doctor told me that my eyes weren't getting enough oxygen and that was causing an overabundance of blood vessels to grow in my eyes. He told me to cut back on my contact-lens wearing or bad things would happen. He was kind of vague on what kind of bad things, I assume my eyeballs would fall out of my head or something like that.

      I had lasik a couple of years ago. Now here's the thing I can't understand about people who get lasik... You're taking a risk with your eyesight. You would think that you would take care to make sure you get a good surgeon. I did a lot of research on the internet, found a surgeon with an eyeball tracking laser and made sure he was doing the right tests and executing due dilligence prior to the surgery. I also dropped 2 grand an eyeball to have it done. Now the thing is, when you're doing something like this, why would anyone even consider "Bob's Discount Lasik -- Buy one Eye, Get one Free!" Or going to Thailand to have lasik done? Sure you might shop around on a car or a sofa, but when your body's involved the first point of consideration should NOT be the price of the procedure.

      Anyway I did the research and decided the risk was worth it and now have perfect vision in one eye and better than perfect vision in the other. I'd do it again in a heartbeat. It was hardly uncomfortable at all, too -- I just had to take tylenol for a slight headache. I hear PRK is rather less comfortable and has a longer recovery period but I think I'd still have gone that route if I hadn't been able to have lasik for any reason.

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    49. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      It's not like they do both eyeballs at the same time.

      Jaysyn

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    50. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should leave out the "basically", unless you are writing about PH.

    51. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Funny

      > And if only you could find someone to remove your nitpicking, superiority complex...

      Thanks, I'll try not to loose site of my humility.

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    52. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by neersign · · Score: 1, Funny
      Before the surgery, for example, she didn't dare participate in any sort of water sports

      my girlfriend doesn't want me peeing on her either, but how does surgery correct this?

    53. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by spicyjeff · · Score: 1

      True. But depth perception is a critical component of good vision.

    54. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Poohsticks · · Score: 1
      I had the laser corrective surgery using the "flap" method in December 1998. I wore glasses for 15 years prior to that. I couldn't wear contact lenses because of my astigmatism and my sensitivity to poking things on my eyeball.

      I was sooo tired of my glasses and contacts just weren't working for me, so this surgery was a godsend. My surgery resulted in 20:20 vision. Pretty astounding considering I had 20:400 with a pronounced astigmatism before.

      It was fairly scary to go through the process, but I would do it again ten times over. It was worth every penny and every bit of discomfort. The only real discomfort was the first 2 days after surgery I had mild headaches.

      Be cautious, find a good surgeon, make sure you know the risks and benefits and make your own decision. But for me... it's been the single most important health decision of my life.

      And it was WORTH IT!!!

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    55. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by l0tu53at3r · · Score: 0
      I know others with similar stories, and I can definitely see how someone who'd like to fly military jets would perceive the risk/reward tradeoff as a good deal. Heck, I'd get the surgery if it meant someone would let me fly an F-14.


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    56. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Intron · · Score: 4, Informative

      From the article you cite: 12,000 ulcers / 24 million wearers = 1 per 2000

      Lasik has several risks, but just counting flap complication rates = (0.1-0.5%) = 1 per 200-1000, which doesn't include some of the other side effects mentioned by the FDA.

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    57. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      You should look into blade-free intralasik. No cutting needed. I personally wouldnt want someone taking a knife to my eyes either.

      I had so-called 'bladeless' LASIK, and I would recommend it, but to be perfectly fair the typical microkeratomes they use are very good. The femtosecond-laser cut flap is overall more even, but if a laser clinic is doing their job properly, those microkeratomes get used exactly once and then thrown away. There seems to be a real issue in the US with doctors for 'budget' clinics re-using these blades and fucking up people's eyes, and only the reputable clinics can really afford the gear, so it is a good bet.

      (Anecdotally, I wore glasses from the age of 8 till a few months ago, now 31. Its been mindblowing getting my vision back.)

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    58. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Funny

      > You should leave out the "basically", unless you are writing about PH.

      You shouldn't capitalize the 'p' in pH.

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    59. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by kjs3 · · Score: 1

      One of my employees had RK. They (a university hospital, and one of the top RK shops around) screwed it up. I'll keep my glasses.

    60. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      she didn't dare participate in any sort of water sports because losing her contacts or glasses would leave her completely blind.
      While lacking personal experience, I would imagine that having any hot, salty liquid hitting my eye with any amount of force would probably render me blind, but probably only for a short time. Then again, watersports (not that there's anything wrong with that) never really were my thing...
    61. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      I have to wonder how the chances compare... is it more likely that in 30 years of wearing glasses, something will go wrong that hurts you (you poke yourself in the eye with them or some other problem) or that you'll suffer a problem during surgery? It's probably worth researching.

      There has been some research done in this area. One of the interesting facts that I discovered was that contacts wearers have a much higher chance of catching an eye infection than LASIK patients, due to the twice-daily poking of fingers into your eyes. LASIK of course has its own issues, but contacts do as well.

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    62. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Any stats to backup your 1/20 claim? My mother used to work for a doctor that did these regularly and they never had a patient go blind that I've ever heard of.

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    63. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by stinerman · · Score: 1

      OT:

      Do you have problems with eye dryness when looking at a PC screen? If so, do you reccomend a particular brand that helps with the problem more than others? I like to wear my contacts when I can, but my eyes get incredibly dry when I have to look at a screen for an extended length of time.

    64. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Doc+Squidly · · Score: 1

      The Navy uses a different procedure than that used on civilians

      Incorrect. The Navy does offer two types of laser eye surgery, LASIK and PRK. Both procedures have there merits and all patients who receive laser eye surgery have the option to choose one or the other but, LASIK with disqualify them from flight status or special forces.

      Most civilians choose LASIK because of faster recovery and less side effects. PRK is available to civilians but, not as popular, even though the cornea heals more completely than with LASIK.

      BTW, I am a former Navy Medic who had the LASIK surgery and found not having to worry about eye glasses while in the field (dirty lenses obscuring my vision, having to remove glasses to put gas mask, etc) very advantageous.

      I would recommend either surgery to anyone tired of wearing glasses.

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    65. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by lahi · · Score: 1
      ... is it more likely that in 30 years of wearing glasses, something will go wrong that hurts you [...]?

      That argument goes both ways. By wearing glasses, my eyes are always protected from flying splinters and sparks when cutting wood or metal, from twigs and thorns when I walk in dense vegetation, etc. They don't cover as much as real safety goggles, but I suppose the eyes are a bigger target and therefore at greater risk from something coming directly in, than from stuff coming from the sides.

      My glasses have saved me from pain and even injury numerous times. I am considering surgery, but I still think it's too early. I'm nearsighted, but not that nearsighted.

      -Lasse
    66. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by packeteer · · Score: 1

      One thing you need to consider is that not all medical accidents are evenly distributed. If you go to an experianced surgeon you are far less likely to have something go wrong. That data is an average of all Lasik surgery combines which includes first timers cutting into people's eyeballs.

      If you really fear chances like thisn you need to stop driving a car right now. The chances of a wreck might not be 1/1000 but it can lead to death which is worse than blindness in my opinion. You know what, dont even leave your living room, your far less likely to experiance crime or any bodily harm if you just never go outside.

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    67. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by tylernt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just FYI it's called Corneal Neovascularization.

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    68. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      It just depends on how you assess the risk/reward ratio. It's much more likely you'll be crushed into a strawberry pulp while driving your car than that you'll lose your sight during eye surgery. I bet you still drive. As Bruce Schneier says: we always overestimate the risk of the unfamiliar danger, and underestimate the risk of the known. It's a survival trait, and a very good one. Someone else once explained the logical basis of opposition to nuclear power: if the worst case scenario is simply unacceptable, then *any* risk whatsoever means the proposal should be rejected. That's what you're saying, and it's perfectly logical and correct. Just consider that there are many, many other things you do on a daily basis that have the same worst case scenario.

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    69. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by spicyjeff · · Score: 1

      I had great luck with Biocompatibles ProClear brand. But then they had some distribution issues related to counterfit lenses and the company changed hands I believe and they were hard to find for awhile. I would still recommend them. But while that went on I switched to Focus brand monthly lenses which are good but not quite as good as the Proclears. Both of these brands have a very good oxygen transfer rating as another responder mentioned problems with low oxygen exposure of the eye.

      Eye dryness is a very individual issue however and I beleive I end up being on the end of the spectrum without dryness problems.

    70. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my experiences are almost identical. I spent nearly the same, and looked for a few months before I had my lasik performed. My brother in law had his done by the army (PRK, he was airborne) and his recovery was significantly more painful, and time consuming (3 days vs 1 week)

    71. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually if you have dyslexia it is extremely difficult, perhaps before jumping in with such a dumb question you should consider that in future.

    72. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by danpsmith · · Score: 1

      Get contacts.

      No flaps involved.

      dahurr

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    73. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by AuMatar · · Score: 3, Informative

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;$sessio nid$N24ETIUZ3QYIPQFIQMGCFFOAVCBQUIV0?xml=/news/200 3/05/04/neye04.xml&sSheet=/news/2003/05/04/ixhome. html

      Apparently a 10% failure rate of the surgery. The blinding rate is far lower than that, probably not the 1/20 I quoted (I must have had the 2 mixed up in my head). But there's a spectrum here- of the 10% that fail, a portion will have no negative effect (discounting temporary pain), a portion will have low negative effects, a portion will become blind. When the alternative is just needing to wear glasses, even a 1% worsening my vision at all is too much. I'd happily take risky surgery if it was that or lifelong debilitation/death, but these are just glasses.

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    74. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Just an FYI, she could've done SCUBA without the surgery. Quite a few manufacturers offer corrective lenses as replacements for the standard lenses in their masks. In fact, on a trip to the keys, I found shops which rent such masks. If she was/is becoming nearsighted, there's even a mask that is supposedly significantly better than a traditional mask (its shape creates a lens out of the air/water interface so us normal-vision people would have to wear contacts)

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    75. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Sure, eye surgery can solve these problems and it's not very likely that the surgery will "backfire". But that just is not a risk I would like to take with my eyesight."

      Indeed. I can always get a new pair of glasses if they are broken, but I may not be able to get a new pair of eyes if they are destroyed.

    76. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by GigG · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It doesn't have to be done to correct eyesight.

      It does if you want to fly fighters which is what TFA is talking about.

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    77. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by jocknerd · · Score: 1

      I took the risk 3 years ago, and its the greatest thing I've ever done. I won the surgery in a contest on a radio station. They basically did the sales thing on me trying to upgrade me from regular Lasik surgery to Intra-Lasik which was 100% laser. I told them I had no interest in a blade coming anywhere near my eye and was willing to walk, so they "upgraded" me to the intra-lasik at no additional cost. Had about 1 month of slightly blurred vision but since then no problems. And I was blind before that. My contact lens prescription was something like -5.50. If your insurance will pay for it, I highly recommend it.

    78. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RK is not the same as PRK. In RK a blade is used to cut out grooves in the cornea to cause it to physically collapse into the proper shape. PRK is a much higher precision procedure which uses lasers to reshape the cornea.

    79. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Just curious, are there any surgical procedures that make you go "Oh boy! I've got to try that!"

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    80. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Rytr23 · · Score: 1

      The risk of losing your eyesight due to contact use (fungus or other infections) is probably not much less than the risk involved with lasik etc..

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    81. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

      That argument goes both ways. By wearing glasses, my eyes are always protected from flying splinters and sparks when cutting wood or metal, from twigs and thorns when I walk in dense vegetation, etc.

      Exactly. And plastic lenses are made from the same stuff as safety goggles (and CDs) anyhow, it's just that most glasses don't give you side protection.

      When I was a teenager, I was playing with TTL chips and once accidentally connected a LED directly between +5 volts and ground. The top of it instantly popped off and bounced off my glasses. And my current glasses have two small chips in them, one of which I know was from when a tool I was holding slipped and hit them.

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    82. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      The summary is somewhat misleading.

      With LASIK, you have the flap cut and laid to the side, then some tissue is burned off to create the desired change in refraction (what the /. article calls "grinding" and it applies to Lasik too). Afterwards the flap is put back over the treated area.
      Advantages:
      -not much pain,
      -pretty quick results in terms of better vision. Usually even the 1 day postop results look good.
      Disadvantage:
      -It takes a long time until the flap is strongly attached to the eye again (1-2 years?). In the meantime, the eye is more vulnerable than usual to accidents.

      With PRK or LASEK, only the epithelium (outermost, regenerating layer of the cornea) is removed instead of cutting a flap, then the correction is applied to the cornea surface. After that, it takes a week to heal until the epithelium has regrown
      Advantages:
      -Safer because all kinds of flap-related complications are ruled out.
      Disadvantage:
      -For the week mentioned above, PRK is said to be a lot more uncomfortable than LASIK. Also, don't expect fully improved vision before the end of the week.

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    83. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Ninjaesque+One · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If you have dyslexia, how can you spell dyslexia correctly while being unable to spell 'lose'?

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    84. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by norton_I · · Score: 1

      Well, contacts and even glasses have their own health risks, plus the use of prosthetics for vision correction limits activities you can participate in somewhat.

      I got LASIK when I did because contact lenses were abrading my eye. I had mostly switched back to glasses and my doctor said I probably wouldn't be able to wear contacts regularly. Perhaps that is no longer true: soft lenses have improved since I used them (though not as much as LASIK).

      But I would have eventually gotten the surgery anyway. Not only it is way better than having to use corrective lenses with a relatively tiny chance of catastrophic failure, but it is something I could do "for science". I don't want to go blind any more than the next guy, but if everyone waits until the procedure has been done millions of times, it would never progress beyond the stage of animal testing. Honesstly, having someone reshape my eye with a UV laser seems a whole lot absurd than the first person who put tiny slivers of glass in their eye must have.

    85. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by orasio · · Score: 1

      Glasses are just not good enough for the real life. Your can't see stuff coming on to you.
      Contacts are acceptable, but they are not innocuous for your eyes.
      I use contacts, and I don't get surgery only because it has some potential for error, while my contacts don't have any, and the money might be an issue, too. Aside from that, my eye allergies behave better when wearing my acuvues than when I am not wearing them.

    86. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Seraphim1982 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You might think differently if you vision was so bad that you were legally blind.

    87. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by COMON$ · · Score: 1

      cant believe you got flamebait for that, i thought it was funny as hell :)

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    88. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by LionOfMacedon · · Score: 1

      im considering having lasik done.i have diplopia(not the binocular type),alongwith short sightedness.could you tell me your experience,how is your sight now ?is it 100% normal ?

    89. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      What, you mean that your value system differs from that of other humans, yet you and they all remain free to act? Shocking, that.

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    90. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by alittlespice · · Score: 1

      First, PRK is available to civilians as well, most people just opt for the Lasik version because of the 'instant gratification' aspect. It takes longer to heal from PRK than Lasik. Ie, don't expect to drive for a week with PRK, while you can likely drive in 1-2 days with Lasik.

      PRK and Lasik are very very similar, and both use the same lasers (thus have the same wavefront options available). The only difference is that with Lasik, a flap is cut from the top of the cornea to allow the laser to work on the middle of the cornea. With PRK, they wipe the epithelials (surface cells) from your eye (this is the 'grinding' process), and then laser the top of the cornea. People heal faster with Lasik because you don't have to wait for the epithelials to regrow. The regrowing (and smoothing) of the epithelials with PRK can take up to 4-6 months, though you hardly notice it.

      After a while, the vision from Lasik and/or PRK is almost identical (with PRK often having a slight advantage).

      PRK is also safer, since most complications come from the flap process. Ie, replacing the flap with a crease, bubble, or slight angle. Also, as stated in the summary, there's a chance of the flap becoming separated in the future.

      For the record, I personally had PRK done just over 4 months ago, and recommend it to everyone. I was not able to have Lasik due to a thin cornea, but after doing all the research, I would have elected PRK anyway. You just have to suck it up for that first week, afterwhich you won't believe the difference. I now have better than 20-20 vision.

      Next up, X-Ray vision!

    91. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      I clean my glasses nearly every day and it's a pain.

      Wow, what hygiene! Mine are lucky if they get a spit polish off my greasy jumpers once a fortnight. I don't find the visibility decreases too much, paticularly if you run at 1024x768.

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    92. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      My wife, on the other hand, was blind as a bat without her glasses, to the point that she had to carefully place her glasses in the same place next to the bed each evening, because she had to find them by touch in the morning

      Your wife was effectively blind. Most people are averse to laser surgery because there is a risk they'll end up like your wife. (Most lasik "backfires" don't result in 100% blindness; they merely end up worse to much worse then they started.) Given that your wife was already there, she didn't have much to lose.

      I know others with similar stories, and I can definitely see how someone who'd like to fly military jets would perceive the risk/reward tradeoff as a good deal. Heck, I'd get the surgery if it meant someone would let me fly an F-14.

      To each their own. But I'd select ortho-k over lasik. You wear orthok lenses while you sleep to reshape your cornea (they are like "retainers" for your eye), and you have good unassisted vision during the day -- making it suitable for sports, water-sports, firefighing, and many other tasks where glasses or contacts are inconvenient or unusable.

      I'm not sure it would be acceptable for military pilots though; as they might not be allowed to wear contacts even while sleeping, for readiness purposes or something...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orthokeratology

    93. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, I am one of the midshipmen mentioned in the article who has had this corrective surgery (I am a NROTC MID, not an academy guy).

      The surgery is so safe these days that the risk of loss of sight is nearly nil. It is the Exact same procedure as the "civilian" one given, and is actually the original civilian laser eye surgery that has been phased out over the last half a decade (PRK vs LASIK for those in the know).

      The main difference between these two forms of treatment - the civilian version (LASIK) causes a weekend of discomfort and the military version (PRK) causes a weekend to week of extreme discomfort and pain (kind of like very severe rugburn in your eye. It also takes about 6 months to come to your final perfected vision, where LASIK peaks in about a month.

      The reason the Navy insists on PRK for Pilots (sub guys and surface guys can get the civilian option if they choose) is based around this flap. During the procedure itself PRK is actually LESS uncomfortable than LASIK. To make the "flap" a machine must cut a close to full circle of your top eye layer and peel it back, from where you are swung under the laser for the 20 ish second correction, then back under the other machine to fix the flap. In PRK the doctor simply twists off an entire circle of that top layer and you are done (much less poking and prodding). Now, the PRK pain comes from that missing layer of tissue re-growing and healing over your exposed eye- very painfull and is also the cause of the long term sight change. LASIK is healed almost immediately (only a small circle of tissue must reform) but there is theoretically a small microscopic pocket of air or empty space at the center of your eye where the top layer is still of the old curvature and your "new" lense is of a different curvature. It is feared that this bubble could grow or condense in extereme pressure changes (say, ejection from a fighter jet) or could damage tissue during very high g situations. None of these worries are substantiated, but that is the fear none the less.

      All this said, I had glasses for 10 years of my life, and I haven't regretted the procedure for even a second! I would heartily reccomend it to anybody with bad vision (and unless you are worse than -12 diopters you can get the procedure done), especially considering the excellent and very close to perfect success rates that are out there.

      pardon the bad spelling, shooting this one out real quick from work.

    94. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by acro55 · · Score: 1

      There has been a method, called the Bates Technique, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_Vision_Improv ement I actually tried the exercises and the relaxation techniques for a while and did have a decrease to my contact perscription. One of the rather frowned-on ideas was to look into the sun or at least not wear sunglasses. Some people have had remarkable success, if they didn't burn out their retinas.

    95. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by ragnathor · · Score: 1

      The success rate is different depending on your eye sight and eye anatomy. In terms of the risk you're willing to take, it just depends on your personal level of discomfort with glasses and contacts. I personally would like to get it done, but I'll be sure to visit a few doctors first and get a few different opinions on the success rate - these are noticeably hard to find good figures for.

    96. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by COMON$ · · Score: 1
      Id like to see what the chances of glasses and contacts causing catestrophic problems are vs laser surgery. Cant count how many times my contacts scratched my eyes, or had a lense shatter. Also I could be considered one of the "failures" as I have to go in for an "enhancement". My enhancements are guaranteed free if they are necessary. But right now I have 20/15 vision and the reason I am going for an enhancement is due to the astigmatism at night.

      This alleged 10% failure rate I am guessing is sensationalists, based largely on a population of bargain hunters who dont research the person pointing a laser at their eye. Also "failure" has a very broad meaning, could be something less than 20/20, or astigmatism left over, or a variety of other outcomes much better than being totally dependent on glasses. While doing research into the catestrophic outcomes I found them to be very very rare, and were extrordinary circumstances, but the media loves to blow those out of proportion. Makes for good news and therefore good money.

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    97. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Tekzel · · Score: 1

      I had lasik done almost 4 years ago now. My eyes were SO bad, without my glasses I couldn't even read the big E at the top (I could tell something was there, but it was just an indistinct greyish blob). 4 years later, I can still read the last line with no effort on eye tests. One of my eyes, the bad eye, has slight astigmatism, it was at 20/20 after all the healing was done about 1 year after. The good eye was at 20/10. I have no noticable after effects. I paid over $4000 to have it done, $2k per eye, and paid it all myself with a loan from my bank (meaning I paid quite a bit more than 4k when you factor in interest :), and I can say now, it was the best 4k I ever paid, and would do it over again in a microsecond. I wore glasses for about 20 years, since I was about 10-11 years old. Boy, was I glad to get rid of those damn things!

    98. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      I agree. That's why I have to look at the consequences of having a procedure vs. not having the procedure. The consequences of not having some procedures is possible death. The consequences of not having laser eye surgery is that my eyes continue to work just fine with contact lenses or glasses. The consequences of having the surgery is possible permanent loss of my vision. Therefore, I will not be having the surgery.

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    99. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Gilmoure · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Thanks, I'll try not to loose site of my humility.

      Sight, not site. Unless you keep your humidity stored offsite.

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    100. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by mockchoi · · Score: 1

      Just wondering, do you need reading glasses or is your near vision still good? That's the only thing that keeps me from doing it; I know that when I get to be your age I would HATE having to carry reading glasses with me everywhere. Thanks.

    101. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by cagle_.25 · · Score: 4, Informative
      Well, exactly. My aunt was one of the patients in the FDA trials of LASIK. Prior to surgery, she had 20/800 vision, wore "bottle-glass" glasses, and had constant migraines. Now, she still wears glasses, but of the normal lens variety, and the migraines are gone. For her, LASIK was a significant improvement to her quality of life and worth the risk, even at a time when the procedure was really risky.


      I, on the other hand, get by reasonably comfortably with glasses. LASIK would be entirely elective for me, and I don't really want to spend the money or undergo the risk for it. The expected value of the improvement to my life is lower than the expected cost of the risks.

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    102. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Abreu · · Score: 1

      I used contacts for 10 years until I actually got eye damage from them (a minor, but noticeable scratch in my left cornea)

      It was THEN, when I got Lasik, never regretted it.

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    103. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by F_Scentura · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "It doesn't have to be done to correct eyesight."

      Permanently, yes it does.

    104. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by HardCase · · Score: 3, Funny

      Whoosh!!!!!

    105. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by jaraxle · · Score: 1
      Oddly, when I was wearing contacts I'd wear 'em all day every day (Taking them out at night to sleep.) Then during one eye exam my doctor told me that my eyes weren't getting enough oxygen and that was causing an overabundance of blood vessels to grow in my eyes. He told me to cut back on my contact-lens wearing or bad things would happen. He was kind of vague on what kind of bad things, I assume my eyeballs would fall out of my head or something like that.


      I used to wear my contact lenses nearly non-stop as well, just to take them out to sleep. Rarely would I give my eyes a rest over a weekend or whatnot, because I hated the glasses I had at the time and they didn't fit too well. Went to see my eye doctor and she told me that basically, due to my eyes not getting enough oxygen, I risked going blind, or losing a good bit of my sight ability.

      I basically ditched my contacts and went out to get a good pair of glasses (well, not in that order). Now, I don't mind wearing glasses so much, unless I'm doing yard work in the heat in the summer, as sweat causes no end of problems. Not considering Lasik surgery myself because it is too cost prohibitive for me, not covered by insurance, and I'm not sure I'm willing to risk the very small chance of losing my sight completely even if done by a true professional.

      ~jaraxle
    106. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by saider · · Score: 2, Funny


      I guess my wife has some mod points.

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    107. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Just curious, are there any surgical procedures that make you go "Oh boy! I've got to try that!"

      I am interested in this one.

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    108. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by HardCase · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's an excellent review of the Bates Method!

      -h-

    109. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by rts008 · · Score: 1

      I'm with you here, dude. It's easy to tell the posters that don't have to wear glasses!

      To those taht don't have to wear glasses: STFU! You have no clue what we have to live with! ;)

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    110. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Drip.

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    111. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      He's using spelling lite, the quick, easy to use version without all the extra letters.*

      *but the wierd video game based "loose" which is actually one letter longer the "lose" doesn't fit.

      I wonder how long before "loose" in this usage appears in the dictionary since it appears to have some legs. It is clearly an intentional decision on people's parts since it has been corrected so many times.

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    112. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by bob65 · · Score: 1
      If you really fear chances like thisn you need to stop driving a car right now. The chances of a wreck might not be 1/1000 but it can lead to death which is worse than blindness in my opinion. You know what, dont even leave your living room, your far less likely to experiance crime or any bodily harm if you just never go outside.

      Again, weighing benefits against risks. I continue driving a car because a) I have some control over whether or not/how serious an accident I get into (for some accidents), and b) the benefits of driving are (to me) greater than the risks. On the other hand, getting laser eye surgery does not hold enough benefits to me to outweight the risks.

      You might say I have my priorities mixed up, but hey - different things have different value to different people.

    113. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by LordVader717 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ulcers are also just one of the many complications associated with contact lenses. According to Wikipedia, complications affect 5% of user each year.

      It might sound a little scary, but laser eye correction is a routine procedure performed on millions of people every year.

    114. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Trinn · · Score: 1

      While its not *good* for your retinas, its not your retinas that looking at the sun will mess up, its your iris. What happens is your iris tries to contract too far, and that can damage the delicate muscles therein. If this happens, you will be left virtually blinded because your iris can no longer compensate, and likely it will deform the rest of the eye too.

    115. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by karnal · · Score: 1

      From your article link:

      Filed 04/05/2003.

      Now, come on, it's been 3 years. Is it possible we've gotten better at this? And, if I recall, this was back in the day when your eyeball would get sliced by a blade (my wife had it done, and I got to watch!)

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    116. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by ChadAmberg · · Score: 1

      I had RK (the old school kind with the knife) in 1995. I know its not "cool" anymore because it doesn't involve "lasers", but my vision went to 20/15 within 10 seconds. And that was my weaker eye.

    117. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1
      Have you ever considered getting only one eye done? That way, you still have an eye to work with while it's healing, and if things go wrong, you don't totally lose your eyesight. Plus, it costs half as much.

      Don't pay less than $1,000 for Lasik or PRK surgery though... in North America, anyone asking less than that is probably cutting corners... something you DON'T want done to your eyeballs (yes, I know... they're round).

    118. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Medical science doesn't happen as fast as you seem to think it does. Studies take a long time. A follow up study done immediately after the one in 2003 could just be about wrapping up now. Studies on improvements since then would take even longer. If you can find more recent data, I'd be interested in seeing it.

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    119. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sheesh, my wife works for an eye surgeon. She just said you all are a bunch of babies.

    120. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by iminplaya · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      How f'ing hard is it to know the difference between lose and loose?
      It couldn't be any worse than not knowing the difference between perder and flojo.
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    121. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      I have children. Three beautiful (they take after their mother) children.

      They are a bit rowdy sometimes. They like to run to me and jump on me and hug me and things like that.

      One day I noticed that I was getting annoyed when they did this because it was knocking my glasses about and I was worried that they might get broken.

      The next day I was looking at LASIK.

      Some things are more important than others.

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    122. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...better than perfect...
      I bet you can bowl a 301.
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    123. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      I also went to Mann Eye and had mine done. The people were great and made me feel confident, but it was the technology that they had there that helped make the decision for me. The have the newest laser technology with the smallest profile combine withd intralase for cutting the flap.

      The intralase part of the procedure (cutting the flap with a laser rather than a microkeratome) was really important to me. I knew a young girl who had just had the LASIK done at another doctor in Houston and they messed up when using the microkeratome and almost blinded her in that eye.

      Even in spite of that I was confident enough in the intralase technology to go ahead with the procedure. I see 20/10 in my right eye and 20/15 in my left now. Sometimes I can see through women's clothes as well. Ok I made that last part up, but having vision this good is like living in a fairy tale for me.

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    124. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by rmallico · · Score: 1

      Glasses from 12 to 19 Contacts from 19 to 36 (glasses worn occasionally) 36 to present (41) lasik would not think of going back to glasses or contacts... sure, there was a chance of failure, sure, it was my eyes... I just saw major sports athletes (tiger woods) getting it done and figured my sanity was worth it... had 3 months of evening/low light 'halos' when looking at bright light sources but went from having a slight astigmatism and a nearsighted coke-bottle wearing guy to 20/15 in both eyes and much less astigmatism and no more glasses/contacts for good... might need reading glasses in 10 years but i like it...

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    125. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      He told me to cut back on my contact-lens wearing or bad things would happen. He was kind of vague on what kind of bad things, I assume my eyeballs would fall out of my head or something like that.

      When I was young and dumb, I used to wear my contact lenses for months at a time. My eye doctor told me that it looked like my eyes weren't getting enough oxygen and that if I didn't take them out more often I could end up with a corneal ulcer and need a cornea transplant.

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    126. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by UttBuggly · · Score: 1

      Ah....GREAT question!

      My doctor told me that I probably would need "readers" at some point...like 50 or so.

      Sure enough, I had to get a pair about 6-8 months ago. The $5 lowest magnification models at CVS work great, but are really UGLY.

      So, I actually got a prescription pair with Transitions lenses so I could wear them in any situation...like reading out on the patio, etc.

      Believe it or not, I don't mind the reading glasses. I don't need them to drive, play sports, or use a computer since I have 19" LCDs and can sit back a bit. And, they are a fraction of the weight of my old glasses, so I actually forget I'm wearing them sometimes.

      And, a benefit of eye surgery folks rarely mention...20/20 peripheral vision...is unaffected with or without the readers. It's great for my martial arts, basketball, and especially racquetball being able to see clearly out of the corners of my eyes!

      BTW, I opted for RK instead of the laser surgery. Radial Keratomoty.

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    127. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by aixou · · Score: 1

      > You shouldn't capitalize the 'p' in pH.

      You shouldn't put single quotes around the "p". You're not writing code.

      Bitch. :-P

    128. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by zenslug · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can tell you my experience. My vision was -3.00 and -2.75 with some astigmatism in both eyes (right eye was worse). So my vision was not THAT bad, but things would start to get blurry at about 18 inches. My vision today is pretty good, almost 7 months since the surgery. I don't think it is 20/20, and I do have a slight astigmatism that wasn't there before, but the best measure of success is that I would do it again. I still have some halos/starbursts in low-light conditions, but it isn't a new experience. Dirty contact lenses or even just wet eyelashes causes the same effect. Part of that is due to my large pupils (blue eyes do that), so if you have brown eyes your chances of those sorts of things is lower. My sister had her eyes done a month after me, and because she had no astigmatism before her vision is perfect. No halos at all. I've got slightly-imperfect vision now, but that is only because I am very picky. For the days and weeks following the surgery I would see how small of print I could read from across the room. It got to be ridiculous. The point is I can see quite well now. Traveling is easier (no need to bring glasses, contacts, solution, cases, backup glasses, etc.). Make sure you read up on the procedure ahead of time so you don't get freaked out. It took about 5 minutes total, from the time I entered the surgery room to the time I was helped up out of the operating chair. If you have had cavities, you'll recognise the smell. (that's the worst part) Good luck.

    129. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by zaphod_es · · Score: 1

      Stop driving my car? Heck, now that my sight is failing it is one of the few pleasures left.

    130. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      I've wanted eye surgery ever since the Northridge Quake, when I couldn't find my glasses.

      Unfortunately, my eye doctor says that my corneas are too thin for it. :-(

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    131. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      It is icky (a technical term), but I had it done and I have to say that I would really recommend it to anyone! It really does change your life - even simple things, like being able to just look at the clock at night and know what time it is!

      Treat it like a very important server upgrade - research vendors (well, doctors); don't go for the cheap one; and ask how other clients faired. But I strongly recommend the procedure - I think it is the best money you can spend on yourself!

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    132. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      If you really are that scared, I would recommend doing one eye at a time - but still do it. If you see someone reputable, you will be fine. Being able to see clearly without glasses will seriously change your life!

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    133. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by kayser_soze · · Score: 1

      Well, given the choice between having my glasses and slowly or not-so-slowly going blind in one eye, and grinding or flap-cutting, my choice wasn't exactly difficult. It's not a big deal, and I actually though it was kind of fun. I can see now, and that's really all that matters.

      Now, I know that a lot of people here are saying that they are not willing to take the risk of doing "elective" surgery on one's eyes, but I think that risk is greatly reduced if one's doctor is reputable and experienced, and not a Eyemart type place.

      Besides, quoting the latest OMA (Out of My Ass) statistics, one is more likely to get stabbed by one's roomate accidentally or "robbed" by four repo men breaking into the wrong house, rather than sustaining some permanent eye damage as a result of surgery. And yes, those tweo unlikely things have happened to me. (Just felt like ranting/storytelling)

      [C]

    134. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      Aye, trying to explain monocular to a person with good eyes is always fun :)

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    135. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      I once had my contacts (soft kind) stop a needle of brass which shot into my right eye while using a bench grinder. It was sticking strait in the center of the lens, scary as hell.

    136. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Illserve · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the people who've effectively lost their vision would have posted similar praise before the problems began.

    137. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      IMHO eye surgery in most cases is more like plastic surgery than a real medical procedure. It doesn't have to be done to correct eyesight.

      First of all, I think the word you are looking for is not "real" but "necessary". Plastic surgery is a "real" medical procedure by any reasonable standard.

      Second of all, what are the other options for correcting eyesight? Glasses are a temporary fix, they're not correcting jack shit. Sure, there's exercises you can do to attempt to improve your vision, but by the time it's worth doing laser surgery, they usually don't help.

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    138. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      FYI most people with dyslexia spell phonetically (obviously my spelling shows I do this), dy-s-lex-ia

      Uh. If you follow the most common rules of english grammar, it's more like dis-leks-ee-uh, which is clearly wrong. It's definitely not pronounced "die ess leks eeuh", which is what you make it look like up above. It's probably most likely to be spelled "dislexia" except that most people who have it have probably seen it and written it so many times that they get it right.

      Regardless, if you have dyslexia you should use a grammar checker before you post to slashdot if you don't like being hassled for your (the global "you") abuse of the ringrish language. There's a right way and a wrong way to communicate and if you can't do it the right way, get help -- it's available.

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    139. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wow, I'd expect a /. user to be less suseptible to marketing. MORE EXPENSIVE != GUARANTEED BETTER Christ, go buy a $1200 wallet while you're at it.

      'Bob's discount lasik' probably uses the same exact equipment as 'Tom's Platnium+ super special lasik'. They both passed the same boards, have the same degree, and several years experience.

      Bob spends about $50/month on advertizing (i.e. business cards). Tom spends $50,000/month on radio/tv commercials, full-page newspaper adds, and the like. Bob can charge less than $1000 for both eyes and has plenty of clients. He does as many eyes as he has time for and can pay attention each client. Tom has to charge $2000 per eye and the first 25 a month just pay for advertizing. He runs a factory that pushes clients in and out as fast as possible. Nurses do 90% of your exams which he quickly 'verifys' before your exam.

      Granted, I wouldn't go to a $50 special with a doctor just out of med school using left-over bayonets from WW2 as scalpels. That said, I'd much rather go see bob, save a huge chunk of cash, and get personalized attention than hop on an assembly line and pay for someone's advertizing and ferrari.

      For those STILL spooked by laser eye surgery...get over it. Equating it to unnecessary plastic surgery shows your ignorance of the topic. It's got much more in common with reconstructive surgery - Should a 16 year old child with a bad knee live with wearing a knee-bracek for the rest of his/her life or accept the risks of surgery to correct the problem? It can make a major change to ones' quality of life.

      I challenge ANYONE to show ACTUAL EVIDENCE of a modern LASIK/PRK/LASEK proceedure performed by a qualified/certified MD CAUSING blindness. SH!T, don't cross the street because a car might hit you. It's amazing how some pathetic people live in fear of everything simply because they fall prey to desperate attempts at advertizing.

    140. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by batquux · · Score: 1

      > Now the thing is, when you're doing something like this, why would anyone even consider "Bob's Discount Lasik > -- Buy one Eye, Get one Free!" Or going to Thailand to have lasik done?

      Sounds like free laser eye surgery, but there's a Viagra ad etched in so you see it everywhere you look.

    141. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny
      It's much more likely you'll be crushed into a strawberry pulp while driving your car than that you'll lose your sight during eye surgery.

      Only if you live in an area with a lot of trucks carrying strawberries... otherwise it's most likely that you'll be crushed into a meaty pulp.

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    142. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      uh...how exactly does chosing not to have elective eye surgery so I don't have to wear glasses (and your vision isn't any better than before with glasses) lower my life expectancy

      I'm thinking that people with poor eyesight have poorer life expectancies - it's harder to see what you're getting yourself into. It's just a hunch, though.

      The longer you wait to get lasik, the less likely it is that you will have good vision, and the more likely that the benefits will fade if you DO get it done.

      I'm sure if I lost my eyesight that I wouldn't commit suicide over it, but I'd definitely rather risk my life, let alone my vision, to preserve my eyesight. I mean shit, just eating at a new chinese restaurant is endangering your life. Driving is more dangerous to your life than lasik is to your eyes. Obviously you've weighed the risks and decided it's not worth it, but vision is our primary sense and we depend on it the most.

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    143. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      I, on the other hand, get by reasonably comfortably with glasses. LASIK would be entirely elective for me, and I don't really want to spend the money or undergo the risk for it. The expected value of the improvement to my life is lower than the expected cost of the risks.

      People who get LASIK early often never need glasses again, or don't need them for many years. People who get LASIK late typically still have to wear glasses, and the failure rate is higher.

      I understand being afraid of the risk, but don't want to spend the money on it? Is there really something more important outside of your basic subsistence than your vision? Personally I'd even forego internet access if it were the price factor that determined if I could afford to maintain my vision.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    144. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Yes, I would rather die than be blind. I'm sure most people on Slashdot are the same -- we're nerds. We need our eyes and hands more than any other part of our body.

      There are some amazingly talented blind programmers.

      The issue of having hands is more serious but with a sufficiently complicated input device, perhaps you could type with a chorded arms, knees, and toes keyboard or something.

      The real problem would be being blind AND having no hands. Can't even get led by the dog :P

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    145. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by GWTPict · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Permanent it ain't, I've worn glasses to correct short sightedness since I was 11 years old and yes, I could have had laser surgery at some point to correct it, I never bothered because wearing glasses has never bothered me and I quite like being able to make the world go fuzzy when it's all getting a bit to much. Now at the age of 43 my prescription requires varifocals to correct my near point as the elasticity/flexibility of the muscles that change the shape of my lens deteriorates. As you get older your sight changes, possibly that could be corrected with more laser surgery but it is not in of itself a permanent fix. Anyway it's night time here and it's raining so I'm going to take my glasses off and look at the pretty patterns on the street lights :>)

    146. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      My glasses have saved me from pain and even injury numerous times. I am considering surgery, but I still think it's too early. I'm nearsighted, but not that nearsighted.

      On the other hand, you are clearly dumb enough not to wear safety goggles - which I'd wear even if I DID wear glasses, to protect my glasses. Safety glasses cost a few bucks. Eyeglasses cost a hell of a lot more. Eyeglasses are a pretty crap replacement for real safety glasses too. You'd be amazed how much damage something coming in from the side can do if it gets stuck up under your eyelid or something.

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    147. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      afaict whatever you do you are likely to end up needing to use glasses as you get older because you lose range of focal lengths which can only be corrected by multiple sets of glasses or glasses that change focus as you move your eye (bifocals and varifocals).

      iirc lazer surgery can only be done a limited number of times, so its good if you have a fairly static focal range offset but not so smart if your problem is changing. I belive it also carries some risk of blinding (though much lower than it used to be).

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    148. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      I use contacts, and I don't get surgery only because it has some potential for error, while my contacts don't have any

      You are an idiot.

      And of course, any time you get anything undesirable in your eyes, it helps trap it there and increase your exposure. Hard contact lenses endanger your eye because they press against it and also prevent air from reaching it; soft contact lenses endanger your eye because they are highly permeable and tend to collect impurities, especially chemicals, and concentrate them against your eyes.

      Contact lenses may be safer for your vision than PRK - it's up for debate anyway - but they are NOT, repeat NOT "safe". Nothing is.

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    149. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congrats. You're the first person I've ever heard about who got laser eye surgery TO KICK ASS.

    150. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by apflwr3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Laser eye surgery, from my perspective, amounts to _elective_ surgery on what I consider to be an irreplaceable part of my anatomy.

      The article's not about you. You presumably work in a field where contacts or glasses are an option. If you're a fighter pilot and your vision is failing your career is simply over. That's completely understandable-- Glasses fall off, they fog, they skew perception. Contacts tend to fall out at inopportune times (like when the wind is in your face) and have to be taken out and cleaned, which would be less than convenient in a combat situation. They can get the surgery and continue to fly, or they can fret about the risks and go fly 747s for Delta.

      Look at it from the Navy's perspective, too-- it takes years, if not a decade to train a "Top Gun", as well as hundreds of thousands of dollars. These guys are difficult to replace, to say the least. If minor and routine surgery will extend a pilot's usefulness you can damn well bet they're going to push for it.

      Finally-- these guys are more than willing to take risks and even lay down their life for their country. What's the chance eye surgery will go wrong, versus the chance of sustaining a more serious injury (or worse) in a combat situation, or due to equiptment failure?

    151. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by StarWreck · · Score: 1

      I bet the woman next door to me had waited a little bit longer. She had eye correction surgery when they were still attempting to use super-fine surgical steel instead of lasers - to make the same kind of inner eye modifications. Didn't work so well. Laser eye surgery has a much better success rate than the old way of doing it, naturally.

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    152. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dear hoggoth,

      Re: your language prowess

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=183982&cid=151 96297

      I suggest you "impliment" a spell-checka

      ball's in your court...

    153. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not saying that you're wrong,... and I'm not advising folks to tell all their friends that it's a "can't miss" system,... what I will offer is that "a truth" may exist within the perimeter of "announced" certainties,... though closer to one side than others.

              http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/ 0916870480/ref=cm_cr_dp_2_1/002-0801059-7642441?_e ncoding=UTF8&customer-reviews.sort_by=-SubmissionD ate&n=283155

      Here are 8 reviews (presumedly by non-scientists) of Aldous Huxley's book reporting his successful treatment with Bates' method. There are extra-ocular muscles. Whether or not they are capable of significantly/sufficiently distorting the globe would depend the particular globe and the tension in the muscles attached to that particular globe.

      regards,
      gerry

      It's not always so easy to explain why one believes what one believes,... especially if pressed, repeatedly.

    154. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by haibijon · · Score: 4, Informative

      Just because you don't prefer to use single quotes, doesn't mean he has to use double quotes... "Single or double quotation marks are used to denote either speech or a quotation. Neither style is an absolute rule though double quotes are preferred in the USA, but a publisher's or even an author's style may take precedence. The important rule is that the style of opening and closing quotes must be matched." -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22#Quotation_marks_ in_English

    155. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
      Sure, the remedies aren't going to be 100%, but if we waited for them to be perfect, we'd still have extremely short life expectancies.

      +5 insightful? WTF? Sure: heart surgery is risky, and if you have a specific condition that requires it, you DIE without the surgery. But given one can wear glasses to correct vision, the risks associated with laser surgery are NOT in the same league with surgery for life threatening illnesses.

      Now - here's a dollar, and go buy yourself a clue.

      RS

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    156. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Chmcginn · · Score: 1

      Well, in English, it could be just a typo. But in Spanish, those keys are kinda far apart on the keyboard...

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    157. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by NateE · · Score: 1

      I've had my eyes done a few years ago. "Best money I've ever spent" is what I tell people too.

    158. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by swillden · · Score: 1

      Just an FYI, she could've done SCUBA without the surgery.

      True. I tried to tell her that, and she even tried a corrective mask (not her prescription, but close enough). I mean, it's not like you can really see without your mask anyway, so losing your prescription mask isn't that different. But it made her nervous and uncomfortable, and I'm sure you know just how important being comfortable and confident in the water is for SCUBA safety, so I didn't push it. For those who don't know, nearly all dead divers are killed by panic. If you freak out and stop thinking in that environment, you'll probably die. If you stay calm and act appropriately there are fairly few situations you can't get yourself out of. Nervous, frightened divers are always on the edge of panic while confident, comfortable divers usually manage to avoid it. Confidence is built through skill development and experience, but it can be undercut by any little thing, including a fear of being blind.

      there's even a mask that is supposedly significantly better than a traditional mask (its shape creates a lens out of the air/water interface so us normal-vision people would have to wear contacts)

      Yeah, I've been tempted to try that. I'm nearsighted, and in almost exactly the right amount. I need to figure out how I can try one out without having to shell out the money for it first, though.

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    159. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by BK425 · · Score: 1

      The post you replied to didn't say anything about equipment. What you get for the extra 1700 (at least in the Seattle area) is a surgeon with surgeon style stuff.
        In the discount operations you have a doctor who quickly cycles people through a LASIK machine or two. It's extremely efficient and the extremely rare emergency would require a bandage and ambulance ride to an opthalmic surgeon.
        In the more expensive places you have a surgeon with an opthalmic surgical suite with a LASIK device in it. In the unlikely event that something goes amiss you don't move, the stuff moves around you. If someone -wants- to pay the doctor 1700 more to maintain an actual surgical suite why shouldn't they? It's their money, it's their vision. Be happy you paid less and move on. Don't begrudge other people their choices.
        My risks are -my- choice. BK425 (geek, motorcyclist, handgun competitor, hope-to-be pilot, all around sensitive new age guy)

      PS These are real prices in seattle right now, and real examples. The surgical office that I considered, before getting new contacts instead, did not advertise at all. Actually they normally have a waiting list. (When I asked my optometrist forked over a pamphlett)

    160. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by cagle_.25 · · Score: 1

      My vision is 20/40, with an astigmatism, and it causes minor inconveniences on the basketball court and on the rare occasions that I forget my glasses for things that require detailed reading. Other than that, I can function fine with or without glasses. I can even drive without them, although not legally. So there it is. Put another way -- I've never experienced enough inconvenience to be tempted by contacts.

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    161. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Zaatxe · · Score: 1

      I've had glasses since I was 11 months old, and as much as I'd like to get rid of them, getting flaps cut or 'ground down' just dont sound very appealing to me.

      I've had glasses since I was 12 (I'm 31 now) and I see no problem in this kind of intervention. I have friends who had good result with it and even my mom had it some time ago. I even had the chance to have my eyes "LASIKed" (hey, I just made up a word!) by my health insurance expense. But what gave me second thoughts was the inefficience of the procedure for my case. My refraction is less than 2 degrees, so I could end up with a 0.25 or 0.50 residual refraction problem. That wouldn't be enough for me. I would have to keep the glasses for driving, for watching movies and even worse, I could end up needing reading glasses in something like 5 or 8 years.

      No, thanks. I have no doubt that LASIK is fantastic for the bottle-bottom-glasses users, but in my case it would be less than satisfatory.

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    162. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
      Heck, I'd get the surgery if it meant someone would let me fly an F-14.
      Sadly, they still wouldn't let me fly. Stupid photoreflexive sneezing.
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    163. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by aevan · · Score: 1

      Wish I could store this humidity offsite. :P "I tell ya, it ain't the heat.... "

    164. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by eraserewind · · Score: 1
      now have perfect vision in one eye and better than perfect vision in the other.
      I think you mean "average" and "better than average". (sorry, I've just been reading this book which goes to great length to show how the human eye is not "perfect" by any stretch of the imagination)
    165. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by swillden · · Score: 1

      That disqualifies you? I do that, too.

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    166. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Frangible · · Score: 1
      There's also that vision changes are continuous throughout life; I got LASIK two years ago and my vision was great; then I started developing astigmatism in one eye and I'm back to glasses again (oh, how I hate glasses). I could not get LASIK again because the astigmatism has not stabilized yet.

      Even without such things, at age 45 or so you'll be back to glasses regardless. LASIK isn't permanent... it's a temporary reprieve. Much like everything else in the universe your eyes are subject to entropy.

      It sure was good while it lasted though, and I'll happily do it again if and when my vision stabilizes.

    167. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Forge · · Score: 1

      Diliberatly not useing spellcheck on this post.

      Dislexia is one of the least understood medical conditions. Here are a few randome tidbits not mentioned in the wikipedia article.

      1. Dislexia dose not equal dumb. On the contrary some legendary minds were/are dislexic.

      2. Dislexia is known to affect spelling. That is not always the efect and when it is there are wild variations. Forinstance, I have never been able to write more than a short frase without significant errors. If I am transcribeing text my error rate increases reletive to original composition. Leonardo Davinchi (To name a dislexic you have no right to not know) on the other hand would sometimes write in a mirror image or sometimes just backwards.

      3. Dislexia is somehow related to eyesight. In language more familiear to slashdoters. There is a glitch in the circuits that process visual input and/or the circuites that handle language.

      4. Dislexia profoundly affects thoght perception and problem solving. This may have something to do with the high rate of dislexia among IT profesionals.

      Those of you who work in midsized to large support teams (Anything over 5 members) examin the work of your dislexic members. Look at factors like spead in compleating varius tasks. Acuracy in diagnosing problems etc...

      I suspect you will find diferences that go well beyond just spelling but into isues of who is the best engineer for a particular task. In my own office I have been designated "plan B". I.e. When a specialist enginear gets stuck and vendor support starts point fingers at each other they drop me in to troubleshoot. I aproch the problem "incorectly" and solve it quickly. By contrast I will sometimes strugle over what other enginears consider a rutine task (Dosn't hapen often but it happens)

      Do you have similar experiences ?

      Are you Dislexic ?

      Do you have dislexic coworkers ?

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    168. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Why can't you wear glasses to fly an airplane? No, really, why?

    169. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by sd790 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My wife also had a great experience. So good that I decided to get it done myself.

      I am now one of many others who have not had such a pleasant experience even after coughing up thousands of dollars and spending many hours finding the best surgeon in the Columbus Ohio area. Luckily, I can still see with glasses after my botched surgery, but it was one of the most frightening experiences of my life. The microkeratome lost it's grip (suction) on my left eye during the actual cutting of my cornea. Now my eyes cannot create tears and I will be using artificial tears every couple of hours for the rest of my life.

      Is it worth it? No way!

    170. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Partly because they generally don't provide correction to peripheral vision, partly because air masks would have to be designed to seal around them, mostly because extreme G-forces easily dislodge them (no matter how tight a strap you have).

    171. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by roadrunnerro · · Score: 1

      Then we should deliberately insult you for not using spell-check. Many people on Slashdot have disabilities (including, but not limited to the one you have) that prevent them from writing correctly the first time. They usually try harder than the rest and can even get better average results than the people that just don't care about it. Same goes for those who don't have English as their first language. Writing correctly is a matter of respect and courtesy for everybody why will read your comment - while I understand your purpose with this post I don't agree with it.

      Conclusion: at least paste text in word/oo.writer/whatever and spell-check.

    172. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Thats per year as well, I stated over your lifetime. So lets take 30 years of wear, 2000/30=66.66 so that gives you almost a 1 in 66. Though that doesn't sound right, any math wizards out there?

    173. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by mikequad · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I had Lasik done. I had 20/400 vision (although this really is an estimate once you get that bad) and now see 20/15 in one eye and 20/20 in the other. I paid $2300 per an eyeball (it's tax deductible if you plan and your company has a cafe 125 FSA or something like that). Yeah the first 6 months or so I had some halos and had to drop in eye drops like a stoner fiend, but now (2.5y removed) it's awesome. YMMV since I was a non-diabetic 25 y/o male. The worst thing is not being able to rub your eyes for 3 months after the procedure.

      I'm sure once you get down into the sub 1% instances of side effects with a good doctor, many of those effects are due to some dumbasses not following the doc's instructions and not owning up to their f-ups. If you're a healthy person who is semi-disciplined, I'd recommend it.

      I did my research, but you should do yours. I see better now than I ever remember with contacts or glasses.

      On a side note, the funny thing is you would think the top places in the world to have the procedure done are in US, Europe or Japan. As it turns out, Saudi Arabia and Columbia have the tops.

    174. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dont no about hogith, but I never check nun of my speeling and it's rite enough irregardless. Let the lingwists and gramereans fite it owt. Every won nose what im writ ting.

      I woodnt want a LAZER grynder abraiding my I's.

    175. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      I was practically blind before the surgery -- if I didn't put my glasses in the usual place when I went to bed, I'd have to poke around the usual spots and hope I got lucky, because I wasn't going to be able to see then.

      My eyesight is crystal clear now. For a couple of months it was a little hazy and I saw noticable halos around lights and stuff. It took about 6 months for it to be completely back to normal. Now it's like I'm wearing perfectly comfortable and gunk-free contact lenses all the time.

      I'd done considerable reading about the procedure even before I went in to get evaluated so I knew more or less what to expect. My doctors gave me a "Happy pill" (Probably valium or something) about 45 minutes prior to the surgery. Otherwise I probably would have freaked out about 3 times during the operation. They told me what they were doing at each step during the operation and I was under the laser for about 1 to 2 minutes per eye. Then they gave me some goggles to wear for the next several days and my room mate drove me home. The next day I got up and drove myself to the next day checkup (Perhaps luckily my surgeon was at a medical center about half a mile from my house.) Without glasses! And did it ever feel weird to be driving without glasses, let me tell you...

      Prior to the surgery I was -6 in one eye and -6.25 in the other. Now I'm 20/20 in one eye and 20/15 in the other. I was just down in Florida a few weeks ago snorkeling and everything is fine.

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    176. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      I didn't say more expensive == guaranteed better. I said do your research. I did that and decided to find a guy with an eyeball tracking laser (Apparently those are still rare in the area) who would do the right set of tests, such as measuring your pupils in complete darkness. If you do all the research and Bob's discount lasik holds up to the scrutiny then by all means go with Bob. But don't just do it because you have a Buy one Get one Free coupon with the guy.

      And no matter how good the center was, I sure as hell wouldn't want to fly out of the country to get the procedure done. I want my doctors to be comfortably within suing distance if they really screw things up.

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    177. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by c1c3r0-ru · · Score: 1
      you should use a grammar checker before you post to slashdot if you don't like being hassled
      Or you could use the standard rules of grammar that are taught in school.
    178. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by xwipeoutx · · Score: 1

      Contrare to the previous guy, I'd like to thank you for posting as you did, without spell check.

      I didn't realise that dyslexia had such a huge impact on it - my girlfriend has dyslexia, but hers isn't as bad, her spelling's improving somewhat just by being aware of how words are spelt. Indeed, I didn't relate it to the dyslexia - I thumbed it down to just bad spelling, but now I know it's not.

    179. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >and better than perfect vision in the other

      Your doctor gave you X-ray vision? Holy shit, that definitely rules out Thailand.

    180. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Results not typical.

      Voids are prohibited

      No purchase where necessary.

      Amazing.

      Segue/admittedly off-topic... ------>>>>>>

      Meanwhile, in other news...

      Pentagon document lists homosexuality as mental disorder
      http://www.wate.com/Global/story.asp?S=5051746

      Quoting from SJ "Murky: (Mercury for those of you not in the know...) News:

      "There were 726 military members discharged under the "don't ask, don't tell" policy during the budget year that ended last Sept. 30. That marked the first year since 2001 that the total had increased. The number of discharges had declined each year since it peaked at 1,227 in 2001, and had fallen to 653 in 2004."

      So much for a free, enlightened nation...

      Risking eyeballs to replace or extend flyboys to drop bombs on people, but cannot fix the fucked up morality issues that imperil this country.

      (Sighs...)

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    181. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do people consider those who correct others spelling as nitpickers? "Loose" is not "lose." It's not even close. It's an entirely different word with a completely different meaning. It's like using "const" instead of "malloc" in a C program. If you can't tell the difference between the two you have a serious literacy problem which you should be correcting instead of complaining of the "nitpickers" who are pointing out your problem.

    182. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by lorelorn · · Score: 1
      As someone who has worn glasses for over 20 years, but not at all for the past six weeks, I would say you have nothing to fear but fear itself.

      The article summary is misleading, in that PRK is performed on the general public as well as Lasik, it's not reserved for military only. It's basically used when a patient's cornea is too thin to be cut safely. It fires straight through the cornea to fix the eye. The downside of PRK is that it hurts, and takes a lot longer to heal than Lasik.

      Speaking of cutting, Lasik no longer literally involves cutting. The Intralase technique uses a laser to take your cornea off. Trust me, you don't feel or notice a thing. The actual laser correction takes less time than the cornea stuff too.

      It's a decision I spent two years working myself up towards, but I was just sick of headaches, having my glasses pushed back against my face, not being able to look down in case the stupid things fell off, messing around with clip-on sunglasses, and so on.

      The surgery is not a piece of cake, but it's a one-off thing for long term gain.Now I have none of the hassles and all of the vision. Money well spent.

    183. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by swillden · · Score: 1

      Most people are averse to laser surgery because there is a risk they'll end up like your wife.

      Right. That's why it's a question of balancing risk and reward. That's the risk part. It's a low probability but potentially very high impact risk that must be weighed against the high probability and variable impact reward. For those for whom the reward is great, it's a good bet.

      I'd select ortho-k over lasik.

      Hadn't heard of that option. That's interesting. Not for me, though, I can't put stuff in my eyes. I'll stick with glasses.

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    184. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by sjlutz · · Score: 1

      I had PRK done on one eye, and Lasik done on the other. My doctor was not comfortable doing lasik on one of my eyes and said the PRK eye didn't have enough tissue to cut the flap and leave enough "wiggle" room to do any corrections in the future. I had both eyes done at the same time. The kicker is, my PRK eye turned out better than the Lasik eye, and is more comfortable. (Note: Only had it done 6 months ago, and am still getting used to it). The recovery and pain sucked though on my PRK eye. It was swollen shut for 2 days, and then took a week to look normal again, although I could see perfectly with that eye the whole time. My Lasik eye on the other hand had no pain afterwards, but is less comfortable now (ie: I can tell something was done to it, but not painful). Given the choice again, I probably would have PRK done on both eyes, just not at the same time.

    185. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 1

      Bah! Binocular depth perception is overrated. It doesn't take that long to adapt to alternate visual cues to determine depth.

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    186. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by lahi · · Score: 1

      I may be dumb, but so are you. And you sure must look stupid if you don goggles everytime you go for a walk in the woods. The good thing about glasses is that by wearing them all the time, you get a protection (admittedly not from all angles, but from the most important angle: straight front) all the time. Not as good as goggles, but a hell of a lot better looking. The problem with goggles is that you don't wear them all the time, therefore you may end up in a situation where you should have worn them, but didn't.

      As for protecting the glasses, well, most of the more likely things to happen that would damage eyes significantly, will at most result in a tiny scratch in my glasses, many will not leave any trace at all.

      -Lasse

    187. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by John+Miles · · Score: 1

      That article is 100% bullshit. "Failure" is not the term used when someone doesn't reach 20/20 correction. No ethical refractive surgeon markets the procedure as a sure-fire way to get rid of glasses. The goal is reduction of dependency on glasses or contacts.

      In practical terms, that means 20/40 or better -- good enough to drive without corrective lenses. That's considered a "successful" outcome, barring any permanent side effects that the patient wasn't expecting.

      Looking at the web site of the clinic that I visited a few years ago, 99% of their moderate myopes and 99.9% of their low myopes achieve 20/40 or better. Most patients fall into one of those two categories, but even the worst-case patients have a 20/40 correction rate of 97%.

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    188. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can do it one eye at time.

      This way you don't never lose both eyes.

    189. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by HardCorePawn · · Score: 2, Informative

      Jet Fighters no... recreational aviation yes.

      My wife has a prescription of something close to -6.5 and -7.5. To be honest, i really dont know what this means, but I can assure you she is almost as blind as a bat when she isnt wearing her glasses/contacts.

      She was able to get her aviation medical for a private pilots license. She has some restrictions, like she must carry a spare pair of glasses in case a contact falls out midflight etc, but there is no reason you cannot fly if you wear glasses.

      Just dont expect to be able to fill gaps in the national guard airforce left by George W.

    190. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by 1iar_parad0x · · Score: 1

      You know at first I thought there were a bunch of grammar-nazi retards posting on Slashdot. Finally, I realized all of the stupid, nitpicky posts came from one person. Grammar checking is like arithmetic. Even good mathematicians make arithmetical mistakes (except Von Nuemann, whose native tongue was probably binary).

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    191. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      I have no depth perception in the usual sense of the word. In fact, I don't know what depth perception in the way that you mean it would even look like, as I have never had it. A television screen or a movie screen look perfectly "normal" to me, though other people tell me that it looks flat.
       
      That is the way that I see, and always have. I do wear glasses, though.
       
      A lack of depth perception has never bothered me. I can tell when something is close or far away, if that is all there is to it.

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    192. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Keebler71 · · Score: 1
      As a Naval Academy graduate ('94) with bad vision... I'll chime in here. When I was a midshipman, I would say that most students that wanted to go aviation but happened to have bad vision did what I did and selected Naval Flight Officer (NFO) with the remainder going subs or surface warfare (SWO). (Oh, keep in mind that when I selected, students got their assignments based on choice in order of class rank as opposed to the current method of being assigned based on their preference sheet.) The NFO community is filled with many very intelligent officers - many at the top of their class- who wanted to be aviators despite not having the vision to be a pilot. I can't help but wonder what will happend to the NFO community in the future if all the students are getting their vision corrected. I hope it doesn't instead become a community of "pilots that couldn't hack it" or "academy underachievers".

      That said, if this had been offered to me when I was a mid, I would have jumped at the chance...

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    193. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Petersson · · Score: 1
      It is icky (a technical term), but I had it done and I have to say that I would really recommend it to anyone! It really does change your life - even simple things, like being able to just look at the clock at night and know what time it is

      Look at the clock at night.. I had lasik custom cornea three months ago, and the only trouble to focus on red LED displays in dark. The both eyes together just couldn't focus perfectly, while each single eye could.

      Maybe it's the brain problem. I went to my brain specialist, but he refused to be one. /Monty Python reference/

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    194. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      I mainly dislike wearing glasses when it's raining or if I begin to sweat.
      Just a quick question for all you glasses wearers:
      Do you have any idea how bright it is outside?

      Anyone who's gone from glasses ---> contacts could tell you that sunny days become a lot sunnier.

      For a lifelong glasses wearer, the change in lighting is not a trivial one.

      Consider how you look in sunglasses/hats before you decide to ditch your spectables.
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    195. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by gaggle · · Score: 1


      I've dabbled with the notion of eye surgery on and off for years now (26 years old), but I always end up realising I don't ultimately want it. Because I'm nearsighted, like GWTPict. And I think all nearsighted people should keep in mind the eventual onset of presbyopia, the reading-glasses-syndrome. If you're nearsighted you won't (necessairly) have to wear readingglasses as you get older!, because our nearsightedness sort of counteracts the loss of focus. So in my mind getting laser surgery is tantamount to trade having to wear glasses now for having to wear them later.

      So for me the usual risks involved just about outweights the advantages of getting rid of glasses, but knowing I'd then have to wear glasses in 25 years time.. well what the friggin' hell is the point then? Obviously a lot can happen in 20 years time, but until they say they can cure presbyopia too I'm holding on to my stylish glasses and invisible contacts.

      http://www.lasertravel.de/eng/sehfehler.htm has a summary of the various conditions of the eye and how laser surgery affects things. He's also supposedly a very highly-regarded doctor in this field, despite the german domain when he operates from Istanbul.

    196. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      In fact, it may also be dangerous to wear your glasses 100% of the time as you could fall badly, break it and pierce your eyes... Or the more common accident : poke one eye with a branch while putting them on.
      Laser eye surgery OTOH is one of the most sure operation practiced today.

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    197. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by srussia · · Score: 1

      As long as we're sharing anecdotes, my wife was rejected as a candidate in the LASIK trials at Stanford (circa 1994 i think) as she had -12.00 myopia, which fell outside the trial parameters. She finally got the operation in August 1996 (prior to FDA approval in the US)in the Philippines, and now has minimal residual myopia (-0.50/-0.75) and zero complications. Pretty miraculous, now that I think about it.

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    198. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by FirienFirien · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Permanent it can't be, because of the way the eye ages. However as the process becomes cheaper and cheaper it may be a viable option to have it done multiple times - slightly overcorrect, allow the aging of the eye to lapse through and out the other side; rinse, repeat. Currently only an option for the very rich; but with advances in the field improving rapidly (astigmatism can now be corrected where it couldn't 3-5 years ago; I think they're up to being able to fix 7 of the eye's 12 parameters) and prices going down (the cost of the research and the outlay for the machines are presumably recouped now, as can be seen by the lowering prices to attract more people) it may well be a viable option later.

      Me, I'm 22. I got my eyes done last year because the cost of glasses is high enough that the treatment is seriously offset, and have healthy enough eyes of the right shape/type/etc that I have fantastic vision now, 99% or more of perfect. To those who can afford it early, it's a great saving over time; I even got it done at a clinic with 10000+ treatments rather than on the high street store that was doing it at half the price, because they're the only eyes I have. But until my eyes start to deteriorate - 20 years at least, on the going average - I can now see everywhere that I couldn't before, in the rain, in any steamy room, in bed. Add that to the cost saving, and permanence becomes irrelevant - even when my eyes do start to go, they'll start going from 0/0 instead of -2.5/-3.5.

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    199. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by swarsron · · Score: 1

      "Sure, eye surgery can solve these problems and it's not very likely that the surgery will "backfire". But that just is not a risk I would like to take with my eyesight."

      Same here. I'm thinking about implanting contact lenses into my eyes (ICL) because it is a reversible operation (you can take them out any time). So the risk is reduced to the risk of a normal eye surgery. If i get something like ghosts or halos i can take them out but i can't put back the parts of my eye which the laser removed.

    200. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Can't the same be said about every medical condition/procedure?



      That isn't the question in this case, since in most cases, medical procedures do more than just remove a minor inconvenience.



      The real question would be: Would you risk your eyesight in order to get rid of glasses/contacts for a while ? (Yes, for a while. There is no guarantee that your eyes don't get worse over time, and then it's glasses/contacts all over again).

    201. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by builderbob_nz · · Score: 1

      GWTPict wrote: Permanent it ain't

      Which is why when I was talking to some reps from a company who does this sort of thing in NZ, they told be not to get it for about another 20 years. They said that if I got it done now, then in about 15 years I will be back to wearing glasses with no posibility of another surgery.

      There is also the issue that I also need green-tinted lenses to read properly (Irlen Syndrome) so I would still needs reading glasses anyway.

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    202. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      And here's another!

    203. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by StephanTual · · Score: 1

      The real problem is that what is considered 'successful' Lasik might be seen (pun intended) as a 'failure' for a lot of people. Reading the comments show that most people here are not aware of the *common* side effects from having a PRK or LASIK...

      I used to work next to an eye clinic and it's talking to the 'successful' patient that turned me away from it. You hear things like "Yeah every light at night look like big stars but that doesn't bother me" - well it would bother ME, thank you very much. I'd rather not risk my perfectly good eyes just because I don't want to have to remember where I put my glasses in the morning.

      And as for those who say 'but my contacts can fall etc', you're not wearing the right type of contacts or you're not maintaining them properly. I've been wearing contacts for 10 years and never once did they fall (and I swim, run and shower with contact on).

      I therefore strongly recommend anyone considering LASIK or PRK reads this first:
      http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/specials/eye.series/post mortem/

    204. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by wilper · · Score: 1

      The solution to the rain/glasses-problem is simple: Wear a hat or cap, the brim catches rain (and snow) before it can obscure your view.

    205. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by orasio · · Score: 1
      I quote myself:

      Contacts are acceptable, but they are not innocuous for your eyes.
      I use contacts, and I don't get surgery only because it has some potential for error, while my contacts don't have any, ...


      When I say they are "not innocuous" I mean "they _can_ harm you". Of course, when I say they don't have potential for errors, next to that statement, I obviously mean errors regarding accuracy, not safety.

      About that statement that I am an idiot, you are not alone. But you should research more to fund it.
    206. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Chili-71 · · Score: 1

      I had the Lazik+ surgery about 3 years ago and it was absolutely the best thing I have ever done. I understand it isn't for everyone and some people have apprehensions about what is being done to the cornea, but the benefits certain out weighted those concerns in my case. I also had a mild form of astigmatism which can be eliminated though the use of laser surgery. Even the best eye glasses in the world couldn't completely correct it. And contacts were not doing a good job either. My eye sight was pretty bad and even the lightest plastic lenses were heavy and by the end of the day were starting to cause some discomfort. I wore contacts since 1966 and towards the end they were becoming a pain to use too.

      Getting up in the morning and being able to see the clock across the room is great! I don't get involved in a lot of sports, but not having to wear glasses or contacts when playing sports is a definite plus.

      It is a surgical procedure and there can be consequences. If you have concerns then the best approach would be to have one eye done at a time with a 3 month gap in between. If you are absolutely paranoid, then it's probably best that you don't have the procedure.

    207. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Cycon · · Score: 1

      Nope. A circular technique like a roundkick didn't "show up" in my field of vision until too late to block or duck effectively. After two concussions and some broken bones, I went under the knife on both eyes. Today, I'm still 20/20 in both eyes and love it.

      That's odd, I was specificially told by my eye doctor that I shouldn't undergo LASIK as long as I was still involved in kickboxing (Muay Thai) due to the risk of a blow damaging the weakened cornea.

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    208. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Hoarke42 · · Score: 1

      "astigmatism can now be corrected where it couldn't 3-5 years ago"

      As far as LASIK goes, I had astigmatism corrected via LASIK a little over 6 years ago. Like the parent, I went to a more expensive place that was one of the top ones because I'm not going cheap on my eyes.

      To other points mention (not just in parent) LASIK is also a permanent correction to the cornea, however the need to reading glasses later in life is more a matter of the lens hardening and losing its ability to easily contract, so is completely unrelated to what is fixed via surgery. Those who get LASIK and later need reading glasses would have needed them anyway.

      To the parent, I'm glad you like it too.

      It's nice being able to see while swimming, see my alarm, not having to have glasses at least somewhat available should I need to take my contacts out, etc.

    209. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      My point is that we should be a bit more open minded towards people who may or may not speak english natively. That doesn't mean we shouldn't laugh at them. How many people that don't speak spanish would know the difference between mama and mamá? I was merely using the words he used and making a minor stab at a bit of humor. Apparently it didn't work. Eh...maybe next time.

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    210. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      you should use a grammar checker before you post to slashdot if you don't like being hassled
      Or you could use the standard rules of grammar that are taught in school.

      Dyslexic students make up one of the groups typically failed completely by public school.

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    211. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Try switching your contact solution. I use Clear Care. It's made a huge difference. That and switching to an LCD instead of a CRT. My eyes still get dry, but I only need drops a couple times a week.

    212. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by turnipsatemybaby · · Score: 1

      When you say "early" and "late", could you be more specific? How early is early? 30s? 20s? Fresh out of the womb? Ditto with late.

    213. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by UttBuggly · · Score: 1

      Well, I didn't have LASIK...I had RK.(Radial Keratotomy) 2 cuts to my right eye, 4 to my left. (the extra 2 corrected my astigmatism in that eye)

      I indeed asked about the danger of a "boot to the head" and was told that lab testing of RK involved hitting cats and rabbits in the eye. The result? The force required to damage an RK'd eye was the same required to damage a "normal" eye.

      He did have me wear racquetball goggles for 6 months. Of course, I was seeing so well, I didn't get hit with any full power shots...punch or kick. After that, I went "naked" and obviously have had no problems.

      I don't know about impact damage with LASIK....didn't choose that, so I didn't ask a zillion questions like I did with RK.

      My particular style is some old-school Karate...my teacher (Terry Smith) was trained by Chuck Norris and was on his team that fought in Leningrad in 1990....with some Muay Thai, BJJ, Aikido, and plain old boxing mixed in. So, we don't do 720 reverse spin kicks and crap like that. Just good solid fighting techniques. In fact, we don't encourage head kicks as the risk / reward ratio is too low for street or bar fighting.

      But when you're in the ring or a tournament, there's always some TKD types that go for the flashy point-getters. As a rule, I stayed away from tourneys because they allowed the showy stuff with no power and frowned on knocking people out cold.

      I do have a cool photo someone snapped of me doing something completely stupid...a reverse spinning backfist...and getting away with it. Clocked the guy so hard he went down and nearly out. He recovered, but was so messed up he lost the match 2-0. He was bigger, stronger and much younger, so I went for the head instantly and lucked out. In the picture, you can see he's trying to get a shot into my body, but I picked off the punch and he went down. I was lucky not to get some broken ribs or my head knocked off.

      But I digress...the point is that having 20/20 vision...especially peripheral vision, helped me out tremendously when I started fighting seriously.

      Oh, someone else asked about this: I have had to get reading glasses recently, but that's age-related. (I'm 50) But, they're the lowest magnification possible and I ONLY need them to read small text really close to me. I was told that was likely, so I'm not unhappy. I started wearing glasses at age 5, so 10 years without ANY was excellent. And the readers are super light compared to the coke bottle bottom things I had to wear for 35 years prior to the RK.

      Get a 2nd opinion about your eyes and consider wearing some low profile goggles for a while until you're healed. That worked great for me.

      Regards........

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    214. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by leomaster · · Score: 1

      My only suggestion, and this comes after years of being in the personal injury/medical malpractice/product liability field is that you contact your local AMA and find out which eye surgeons are board certified for the specific procedure you need. Go even further, check on their list of past and current suits, and their equipment. Don't be surprised if even the best board-certified surgeon in your area is being sued or has been sued, it happens to almost all surgeons (money hunters!). But if you look at the number of suits, what the complaint was, how many have been settled, tried and won, etc. you get a good idea which surgeon's to avoid and which ones to use.

    215. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think all three articles are incorrect (perhaps only two, I'm not familiar with the Navy procedure the wiki talks about).

      I'm scheduled for cataract surgery next Tuesday. This procedure was explained in detail to me by the surgeon.

      The cornea is the part of the eye that covers the iris. The lens itself is behind the iris. A cataract is an occluded lens. What they're going to do to me is put in anasthetic eye drops and drops to dialate the iris. They'll then stick a needle in my eye, pulverize the cataract (lens) with ultrasound, suck it out through the needle, and implant an artificial lens.

      My cataract is a "young man's cataract" in that it was caused by steroid eye drops I was prescribed last year rather than UV and aging. It's further back than an old man's occlusion, and worse for vision.

      I've been nearsighted since 2nd grade, and am now farsighted as well. Replacing the lens will not only cure the cataract, but also my nearsightedness. If I can come up with the cash for the new tech my insurance won't cover ($1900) I won't even need reading glasses!

      LASIK, unless I'm mistaken, doesn't do anything at all to the cornea, it slices the lens.

      I'm pretty sure I'm going to have LASIK on the non-occluded eye. I've been wearing contact lenses for several years; TFA is completely wrong wrong wrong when it says LASIK is for "convenience or vanity." Glasses are a pain in the ass, and you won't know how much of a nuisance they are until you get rid of them. You're used to them, they're normal for you, as they were for me.

      But when you walk into a building in winter wearing glasses, you can't see. When you walk to your car in the rain, you can't see. When you're mowing the lawn in the summer and sweat runs down your glasses, you can't see. It's far more than "convinience."

      Contact lenses have their own drawbacks; you can't rub your eyes. They sometimes slide above the eyeball, annoying at best and downright dangerous while driving. You get eye infections easier with contact lenses. If you get a speck of dirt in your eye, you have to remove the lens, and you have to wash your hands first (not always practical).

      I, for one, welcome getting rid of my old spectacle overlords!

    216. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Early is as soon as you have vision problems correctable by LASIK and are considered medically ready to receive the process. Late is any time after that :P The point was that statistically, people who get it sooner tend to do better, and people who get it later tend to do worse.

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    217. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by rwven · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info. I think i misunderstood the process a bit :-P

    218. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      You can lose alot of function (limbs, paralysis) as still get through life. But if you're blind, you're fucked.

    219. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      Meh, dyslexia. That's not as cool as my very sexy disease.

      Kif, what do I call it?

    220. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by packeteer · · Score: 1

      Its too bad the moderators only mod the newest articles. Your comment was hilarious.

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    221. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      I've had the surgery (about 16 months ago) and the surgery wasn't that bad. I say this as a person who doesn't like the sight of blood and I did get a little sick after the surgery despite there not being any blood at all. There was no pain, only discomfort. The worst was when the device that makes the flap was on my eye. You feel pressure against your eye and I couldn't really tell exactly when the flap was cut (one reason because I didn't feel it and for another I didn't have my glasses on and couldn't see what was happening). After the surgery I could watch tv (slept a few hours afterwards before doing anything as is recommended) without glasses. The next day my eyesight was 20/20 down from 20/800+ (and I had glasses since around age 9). My right eye has gradually gotten worse since then but I haven't felt it to be bad enough to go back for an enhancement. I will eventually but I can still drive and live my life as normal despite the one eye being a little worse. The surgery won't prevent the possibility of needing reading glasses when I hit my 40s or 50s (I was 26 when I had the surgery) but it is great to not have to worry about the glasses sliding off my face when I sweat, of having sweat drip on them, of always cleaning them and getting new ones. I can wear regular sunglasses now too. Overall I give the experience a 9 out of 10.

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    222. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by kjs3 · · Score: 1

      Yeah...got that. It's still eye surgery.

    223. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by jhylkema · · Score: 1

      My wife has a prescription of something close to -6.5 and -7.5. To be honest, i really dont know what this means, but I can assure you she is almost as blind as a bat when she isnt wearing her glasses/contacts.

      OP is right on the money. Without her glasses, my mom, who is a certified flight instructor (CFII for fellow aviation geeks) is legally blind. She has a SODA for her vision, but is otherwise good to go. That's not a typo - without her glasses, she is legally blind yet she is a certificated flight instructor.

    224. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by swillden · · Score: 1

      The real problem is that what is considered 'successful' Lasik might be seen (pun intended) as a 'failure' for a lot of people.

      OTOH, an awful lot of LASIK procedures, the vast majority in fact, are successful by any definition. I have four family members who have had it, and two of them have a slight increase in sensitivity to bright light and the other two have no noticeable side effects at all. That's anecdotal, of course, but the statistics tell the same story. Severe stars like you mention are fairly rare. And, frankly, if the stars were the only risk, and even if they were highly probable, I'd have the surgery done myself. It's the low but non-zero risk of real damage that deters me.

      As for contacts, thanks but no thanks. I tried them for a couple of weeks and couldn't stand them. If I decided I really didn't want glasses I'd take LASIK over contacts. That's just me, of course. Tens, perhaps hundreds, of millions of people have no problems at all with contacts.

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    225. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, the article's about figher pilots.

    226. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by Andrew1963 · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine - who is a CPO in the US Navy - says this: It isn't just benefiting pilots. For firefighting on ships or the wearing of gas mask, no longer are you a hindrance when you must done them and lose the glasses because you can't get a good seal. The tactical benefits of having the majority of people that fight not > wearing glasses is evident, and becoming more evident every year. Chief Dragon Lady

    227. Re:Grinding your eyeball? by 1iar_parad0x · · Score: 1

      What does flushing a toliet have to do with confusing homophones?

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  2. the flap? by oni · · Score: 5, Funny

    the flap could come loose in supersonic combat.

    there's a circumsicion joke there somewhere

    1. Re:the flap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or a female pilot joke.

      *hides*

    2. Re:the flap? by deblau · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Slashdot: where meta-jokes get modded (+5, Funny)."

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    3. Re:the flap? by wingsofchai · · Score: 1
      there's a circumsicion joke there somewhere
      Or maybe even a circumcision joke.
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    4. Re:the flap? by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

      What do you call the flight deck of an aircraft with 2 male pilots?
      A cockpit.

      What do you call the flight deck of an aircraft with 2 female pilots?
      A box office. ;-)

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    5. Re:the flap? by 1iar_parad0x · · Score: 2, Funny

      It may not be funny to you, but to someone watching you it's hilarious.

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  3. I have had this done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have had this done and would NEVER do it again. Perhaps I am one of the few that have had problems, but I don't even drive very often these days.

    Perhaps I should take up flying? Not as much traffic I guess.

    1. Re:I have had this done. by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1
      I have had this done and would NEVER do it again.

      Mind to share why you wouldn't do it again?
      My girlfriend is seriously looking into lasersurgery, and I wouldn't want her to get into something that might hurt her for the rest of her life.

      I might consider it but amblyopia can't be solved with lasersurgery.

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    2. Re:I have had this done. by bourne · · Score: 1
      I have had this done and would NEVER do it again. Perhaps I am one of the few that have had problems, but I don't even drive very often these days.

      Do you mind answering a few questions?

      • Roughly how much did you pay per eye? (You're an AC, it's okay to tell us).
      • How many doctors did you get quotes from?
      • Any idea what your corneal thickness was before the surgery?
    3. Re:I have had this done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Roughly how much did you pay per eye?

      People actually PAY for laser eye surgery? Four words: "top loading CD player"

    4. Re:I have had this done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have also had the civillian LASIK and so far its been great. my eyes were not that bad before, just bad enough to need glasses to drive and such, so getting the procedure seemed a bit risky. So, instead of going for one of the $500/eye cheap specials.. I looked around to find someone who had been doing it a long while and paid a bit more, $2000/eye I think it was. As for the procedure, as was said, they numb the eye, put the deal on there that slices the flap. At least for me, it held it self onto they eye with suction, you could feel the pressure of which was a strange feeling, but only took a few seconds. the looking into the light while the laser did its thing only took about 8 or 10 seconds per eye. Then the doctor used a mini rubber rake or something of that sort to lay the flap back into place and then smoothed it out to make sure there was no air bubble under it. and that was pretty much it. before starting, while sitting in the chair, the doctor asked me to look out the window at a Stop sign across the street, and remember what it looked like. After the procedure ( a whole 5 minutes later ), he had me look at the sign again and it was crystal clear. At that point they put some protective plastic guards over my eyes and told me to go home and go to sleep and then come in the next day for a check. by the next morning there was almost no irritation and when they doctor looked at my eyes under the scope, the slice was no longer visible ( that eye tissue heals pretty quick when you are 25 i guess ). And that was it.. I went from 20/50 to 20/15. I'm guessing its degraded a little, most likely around 20/20 now.

  4. Let's get it out of the way. by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
    > Navy doctors are performing these operations with "assembly-line efficiency," allowing older pilots to continue flying, and those who might otherwise have been disqualified to pursue flight school.

    "Plenty to see here. Cleared for takeoff."

    1. Re:Let's get it out of the way. by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Plenty to see here. Cleared for takeoff."

      Eye-eye, sir!

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  5. Dammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought this article was about laser-eye surgery, as opposed to laser eye surgery. Meaning I could FINALLY get surgery allowing me to shoot lasers out of my eyes. Like Superman. I've never been so disappointed in my life.

    1. Re:Dammit by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Don't feel bad. The generals been wanting to shoot lasers out of their butts to mow down the enemy. The technology never did work that well.

    2. Re:Dammit by killeroffoil · · Score: 1

      Hyphens can be fun: http://xkcd.com/c37.html

    3. Re:Dammit by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

      I thought this article was about laser-eye surgery, as opposed to laser eye surgery. Meaning I could FINALLY get surgery allowing me to shoot lasers out of my eyes. Like Superman. I've never been so disappointed in my life.

      Actually, that would be laser-eye surgery, as in surgery performed by people with laser eyes. Like Superman or that guy from the X-Men. Keep dreaming, you weak non-mutant.

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  6. Let a military doc operate on my eye? by winkydink · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Maybe if I was in danger of losing it. Or maybe they've improved a lot since I was in many moons ago. The commonly held belief back then was these docs (and dentists... don't get me going on this one...) were only in the military because they couldn't hack private practice. No suing for malpractice if you're a GI and the doc screws up.

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    1. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trust me, the military has not changed (especially the Army). I have the rest of my life to regret not learning that sooner.

    2. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by planetmn · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, considering how expensive medical school is, one option is to have the military pay for it. You come out without all of the debt, you do your 5 years (I think it's 5) of service, and when you are discharged you have your education, no debt, and 5 years of experience as a doctor. Looks pretty good to me (if I were interested in becoming a doctor).

      Also, the doctors who treat the President are from the Navy, and Bethesda Naval and Walter Reed are known to be very good medical centers. So I think your post is basically quoting people who have some slant against the military.

      -dave

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    3. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by faloi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      When I was in, 10 years ago, the actual doctors (officers) were top-notch. A lot of them were reservists that had a private practice and were spending their two weeks helping out as a way to help cut the costs of college. Now...the enlisted people that you have to shuffle through to get to talk to a real doctor were another story. I had bronchitis in a bad way for three weeks before they decided the standard "cold pack" wasn't cutting it and maybe I should get to see a real physician.

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    4. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by synergy3000 · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is suing for malpractice. Claims JAGs handle these all the time. Many military bases have JAG dedicated to medmal stuff.

    5. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess it depends on the base. My father was retired Navy and I grew up near Bethesda. Where the President goes. 'nuff said. Aside from "flagship" bases though, I have a pretty high regard for military medicine for a number of reasons. These people are not there because they "couldn't hack it" in private practice. Either they are there to fulfill their service obligation or they are career military. The pay is not too shabby since they are all officers, and some of these guys are actually in it because, surprise, surprise, they want to serve their country and are dedicated. Also, they may not have to worry about malpractice insurance, but what about a court-martial? Worse yet, nobody wants to be "disgraced" in the military. Who wants to be Frank Burns?

      But like I said, my experience is colored by having been treated and seen others treated at the pride of the Navy. How do other bases stack up?

    6. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Informative
      Or maybe they've improved a lot since I was in many moons ago.

      They must have, if your opinion was ever valid in the first place. I was an operating room tech (Surgeon: "Scalpel." Me: Passes scalpel) at Naval Hospital San Diego in the mid '90s, and the surgery they were doing was absolutely first class. We had lots of famous visitors - a friend of mine got to scrub in on a chest case with Dr. DeBakey - and we performed a lot of routine operations that you're only now seeing in the civilian world.

      I won't say that there aren't any bad doctors in the military, but there are plenty of brilliant ones to bring up the average. I wouldn't have thought twice about getting medical care for me or my family from the Navy.

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    7. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

      I don't doubt the validity of his opinions at all, but I think "many moons" meant more than just the nineties. My Dad was in the service back in the late 60's and military doctors were notorious for their screw-ups and overkill. My dad had his wisdom teeth removed from a Navy dentist who did such a poor job that my dad was out of commission for close to a month. No doubt things have changed, but rest assured the military's reputation was deserved back in the day.

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    8. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by SLot · · Score: 1

      Agreed 100%. I still have a hard time going to the dentist because of experiences in the Army.

      Took like 19 shots of them trying to get me numb to repair a filling before I said screw it, just go ahead and drill - it'll hurt less than more shots.

    9. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by LurkerXXX · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've got to agree with the others posting here. I've known and worked with many MD's who were going to the military after finishing med school to help pay off those huge Med School bills. And this is from top-tier med schools (with top-tier med school bills). The military gets a lot of top-notch MD's right out of med school/internships. Some of them might like the military and decide to stay. By no means are all the military docs bottom of the barrel.

    10. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by Brooklynoid · · Score: 5, Insightful


      I'm not qualified to comment on the skills of Navy docs in general, but if I were going to get laser eye surgery, I'd feel pretty comfortable knowing that the doc who's going to be doing it has done literally thousands of that same procedure before, and has turned out results good enough for their patients to qualify as fighter pilots.

      Just my $0.02

    11. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by swillden · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The commonly held belief back then was these docs (and dentists... don't get me going on this one...) were only in the military because they couldn't hack private practice.

      More like because they couldn't afford medical school another way.

      My experience with military docs is that they're reasonably good physicians, but that the health care system in the military lacks continuity, and that causes problems. Also, because most of the doctors leave the military after they complete their obligation, the active duty doctors all tend to be young and somewhat inexperienced. The best thing to do, if you can, is to get one of the doctors who is a reservist.

      My anecdote: The Army doctors at Fort Hood nearly killed my younger sister because she had condition (pyloric stenosis) that is rare in girls, so each doctor wanted to exhaust all other possibilities first, and didn't really trust that the other doctors had done their job. In desperation because my baby sister was dying of dehydration and malnutrition, my parents eventually took her to a nearby civilian hospital, where they operated and corrected the problem within a few hours. To the Army's credit, they admitted their error and the correctness of my parents' actions, and covered the civilian medical bills.

      In contrast, my parents now get all of their medical care through the nearby Air Force base hospital, which is generally staffed by a rotating group of reserve physicians who seem to be uniformly excellent doctors. The docs recognize the need for continuity of care and make heavy use of referral to local civilian docs for any condition that requires the sort of continuity they can't provide. They also try to arrange so that each patient sees the same doctor for routine physicals, etc.

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    12. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by brjndr · · Score: 5, Informative

      Military pay is also better than what a medical resident makes. So you graduate med school with no debt, AND you get paid better for the next 3-5 years while you train. Then go find a nice job when you get out.

      My friend is a Army dentist in Germany. The army picked up his 3 years of dental school, which cost around $200,000. He owes them 3 years now. He gets paid less than the average dentist, but he's stationed in Germany and since he left he's travled to the Olympics and the World Cup, not to mention all around Europe.

      Also, the Army eye surgery isn't LASIK. It's PRK, which is a different procedure. They don't cut a flap in your eye for this one. My brother, a LT in the army, had it done. He had to use eye drops to treat dry eyes about 6 months.

    13. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by Atmchicago · · Score: 1

      As a child, my mother was in need of braces, and so she consulted the local doctor, who was a military doctor. The guy just said to rip out 4 teeth and not deal with braces. This is just one of many examples, I am sure, of where military doctors do not become appealing.

      As to the president, I am sure that he gets the best of the best doctors from the naval center. He doesn't need to worry about his medical treatments like most people do.

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    14. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by VAXcat · · Score: 2, Funny

      My boss at my previous job had his wisdom teeth removed while he was in the army. After he came to from the anaesthetic, the end of his tongue felt funny. Turns out it was getting in the dentist's way, so he put a suture through it and tied it to the chair while he was working. To this day, my boss says it feels funny when he drinks something cold.

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    15. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Informative

      Either you were in many, many moons ago, or you've fallen for the propaganda. I was a USAF medic 1989-1997, then worked as a civilian EMT and ER tech for a couple of years after getting out, and I feel very confident in saying that the standard of care in the military (at least the AF) is as good as or better than the standard on the civilian side. Doctors, nurses, medics, specialty technicians (e.g. lab and x-ray tech) all got away with sloppiness in the civilian medical world that I found shocking, and which would never have been tolerated in the service.

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    16. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by rob1980 · · Score: 1

      The commonly held belief back then was these docs (and dentists... don't get me going on this one...) were only in the military because they couldn't hack private practice.

      That's really like saying a kid who fixes humvees is only in the military because he couldn't hack it at Jiffy Lube. I've been in and out of military hospitals for years (including Walter Reed) for various reasons - not the common cold, either - and have not once been steered wrong by a military doctor. Neither have any of my extended family members, a number of whom have spent their entire careers in the service.

      I was rarely ever seen by a dentist on base though - those guys always seemed to be booked months in advance and it was easier just to go see someone off base instead.

    17. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is because they had time to practice on their fellow seamens.

    18. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by stevetherobot · · Score: 1

      Maybe she would have gotten better advice if she had consulted a dentist rather than a doctor.

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    19. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by e2d2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How many moons are we talking? Because my experience differs.

      I worked at Walter Reed Army Medical for years on a software project for the chief of neurosurgery. I came to find that he was considered one of the best neurosurgeons in the world. Why? Because the military sees a lot of spinal injuries of course. Walter Reed is the same place that works on the President of the US, congressman, etc. Is the president going to get a hack for a doctor?

      I also was in the Army and worked with the doctors at Ft Knox for my asthma. I have yet to see an asthma expert that knew as much as these guys.

    20. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by ghideon · · Score: 1

      As I recall, it's an 8 year service commitment for doctors, or at least that's what it used to be for the USAF. Pilots used to be 8 years as well, but I think they upped it to 10 a lil while back.

    21. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by fishybell · · Score: 1
      Oh yeah? At MCRD San Diego my bronchitis got mis-diagnosed as sports induced asthma (which I hear is extremely rare). By the time they filed me out of service it had cleared up almost completely but because of the asthma diagnosis (combined with my new-found loathing of the Navy) I couldn't (or rather didn't) re-enlist. I agree though. After 3 "doctors" looked at my, as they put it, unusual methancholine challenge results they threw their hands up and said asthma! It's always asthma! That's why we tested for asthma!

      Bastards.

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    22. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm active-duty Air Force. I had the PRK surgery done several years ago at a major Air Force medical center. The doctors there, all active-duty, were very careful to explain the risks and benefits of the surgery, and also compared the different surgical techniques (PRK vs. RK vs LASIK, etc). They had kept very careful statistics on their success rate, and IIRC it was over 98% of the 2000+ eyeballs operated on that had achieved 20/40 or better. I was very happy with the treatment I received, and the follow-up care. I'm still very glad I had it done, and I'm glad it was PRK and not LASIK. Although the recovery time was longer and more uncomfortable with PRK vs LASIK, PRK has fewer possible complications (such as the flap being dislodged).

      I can hardly remember what life was like having to wear contacts or glasses, and I'm glad I don't have to deal with that anymore... Although, there is a very good chance that I'll need reading glasses in about 10 years--that's a trade-off that I'm willing to take.

    23. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by CheeseTroll · · Score: 1

      I have an uncle who'd had a successful dental practice of his own. After about a decade of that, he grew so bored that he joined the Army as a dentist, instead, and has travelled all around the world since then.

      He eventually got bored with dentistry, in general, and recently got his PhD in endocrinology (or something like that), and is now working in a research lab. Still with the miltary, though.

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    24. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by wurp · · Score: 1

      Regarding your sig... "Apple and Google provide Iran with nukes"

      Are you really asserting that, or are you just bitching that people here tend to like Apple and Google, and hate MS?

      'Cause if you're asserting that, I'd like to see a reference.

      Thanks!

    25. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My experience differs. A close relative nearly died when an idiot Navy doc punctured his esophagus and then tried to cover it up. It took nearly a year for him to recover after extensive surgery. Fortunately he was fairly high ranking and well connected so the Navy decent care of the situation once they realized what had happened.

    26. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by planetmn · · Score: 1

      No, just bitching about the group think around here. Overall I think both companies are pretty good actually, but even if they became the epitome of evil, seems like a lot of folks here on Slashdot would let them slide.

      -dave

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    27. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by winkydink · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Earlier than that. Almost Vietnam Era, but not quite. I still have a scar from where a doc at Keesler AFB decided to treat a rather angry boil with antibiotics rather than lancing it. It burst on its own the next day. What fun!

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    28. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by winkydink · · Score: 1

      I'd be much more interested in knowing his success rate without complications than the sheer number performed.

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    29. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by winkydink · · Score: 1

      Unless something has changed you can make a criminal case for malpractice, not a civil one.

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    30. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      Earlier than that. Almost Vietnam Era, but not quite. I still have a scar from where a doc at Keesler AFB decided to treat a rather angry boil with antibiotics rather than lancing it. It burst on its own the next day. What fun!

      I'm not sure if you're saying he did the right thing or the wrong thing here... Anyway, even if you lance a boil, it can still leave a scar.

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    31. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by winkydink · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wrong thing. It burst while I was sleeping, so it was open for several hours without disinfectant, etc... I would like to think that if it were done in a medical setting that the scarring, if any, would have been reduced.

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    32. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by BK425 · · Score: 1

      Cool where's the line for 44 year old fat guys? : )
        yeah, well some of us weren't as smart at 18 as we are now...

    33. Re:Let a military doc operate on my eye? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but you see, while it may have been open for several hours. You were on antibotics, which you stated, so its not like you were going to lose your appendage. Even if you werent on an antibotic you would have been fine for at least a day if you cleaned the area properly.

      The only difference between lancing and letting it burst is the method of draining the puss and blood from the boil. Depending on the location of the boil, the doctor didnt feel the need to put you through the pain of sticking a wide needle into your leg and then with a good amount of force, squeeze the boil till you basically had an empty sack in your leg that made bubbling noises when you poke it.

      Either way, you needed to be treated for an infection and you got the antibotics the amount of pain you went through was less since you were asleep when it happened.

  7. Grinding? Is this at least available to consumers? by shumacher · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this "grinding" technique is available to civilian consumers. I bet it would be preferred by the most active of us. Besides, grinding actually sounds more appealing to me than having a "flap" cut into my eye.

  8. It's certainly a better method..... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have known people who were suicidal after having Lasik because they had it done at a "399.00 per eye" where the point is to get people in and out as fast as possible.

    The problem with Lasik is that the burn area is only so big and some people's pupils dilate past that point resulting in all kinds of weird effects on the vision. Grinding would seem to allow much more control over the treatment area.

    If you're going to get conventional Lasik here are some things to remember....
    1. It IS surgery contrary to how "routine" Lasik places try to pass it off
    2. Research your doctor doing the procedure
    3. If you're lucky your doc possesses a cornea fellowship from Emory University

    1. Re:It's certainly a better method..... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      A side effect of the "Dr Nick Riviera will perform any operation for 99.99" mentality that the US seems to be adopting.

      You would think common sense would dictate that one would check out the guy who's going to blast their eyeballs with laserbeams, but, they dont.

      My wife had it done, we did a lot of research into clinics and doctors and so on beforehand, and she was ecstatic with the results. She still has glasses she uses only for night driving, but the freedom from contacts and glasses was worth the risk in her mind.

      I guarantee the Navy isn't using the 399.99 lasik guys. The best hospitals in the US are probably military.

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    2. Re:It's certainly a better method..... by robertjw · · Score: 1

      I guarantee the Navy isn't using the 399.99 lasik guys. The best hospitals in the US are probably military.

      Interesting. Every vet I know says the exact opposite. They are all scared to death of military medical care.

    3. Re:It's certainly a better method..... by planetmn · · Score: 1

      Everybody who I know who's had it done loves the results. It was done years ago and do not have any side effects. The problem with the people you are quoting is that they purchased medical surgery from somebody advertising on price. Hell, I wouldn't buy home improvement work based on price, why the hell would I have medical surgery done by the lowest bidder.

      I do agree with your first two points though. It is surgery, there are risks, and any doctor worth his weight in dog crap will make you well aware of the risks. And you should always research a doctor before any medical procedure.

      -dave

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    4. Re:It's certainly a better method..... by mobiux · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is a huge difference between active military personel care and veterans care.

      Veteran care almost seems like an afterthought.
      You need to drive 50+ miles to be seen at a clinic, you have to book routine visits months in advance, etc.
      Declining budgets, closing offices etc.

    5. Re:It's certainly a better method..... by robertjw · · Score: 1

      The people I know, mostly gulf or Iraq vets, didn't have good things to say when about the medical care when they were active.

    6. Re:It's certainly a better method..... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1, Informative

      Every vet I know says the exact opposite. They are all scared to death of military medical care.

      Well, there is good reason to be afraid of military medical care - they are the ones that faked treatment to blacks with syphilus in order to study the long-term effects. And the trials with LSD experimentation on enlisted men without proper risk notification. But I know a number of vets that choose to go to VA hospitals. The bureaucracy is daunting, but the actual treatment, assuming you get to see the proper person there for your treatment, is top quality.

    7. Re:It's certainly a better method..... by DustinB · · Score: 1

      New technology allows for a much greater treatment area with technology such as CustomVue. Also, bladeless cornea flap cutting is now becoming more common place with IntraLase. Lasik doesn't have these old problems anymore.

    8. Re:It's certainly a better method..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The Tuskegee Syphillis study was conducted by the Public Health Service, a U.S. government service, but not a military service.

    9. Re:It's certainly a better method..... by Ertman · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can get the "area is only so big" problem with LASIK and PRK. It's know as the ablation zone, and for most lasers it is only 5 or 6mm. If you have 8mm pupils, that is bad. The doc should measure your pupil size first before deciding if you can get the surgery. If they don't measure your pupil size, just find someone else to do the work!

      I had a combo-surgery done - a point laser does a 6mm correction, and then a slit-scanning laser "tapers" the correction out to 11mm, all while maintaining a aspheric shape (the natural shape of the cornes, as opposed to most places with do a spheric correction.)

      Takes a bit longer to do the surgery, and a bit longer to heal, but the results are supposed to be much better in the long term.

  9. Misleading summary by Mindwarp · · Score: 3, Informative

    I think the phrase 'ground down' used in the summary is a little misleading. It's not an abrasive process which is used to reshape the cornea; rather a laser is used to ablate it.

    Not that the word 'ablate' is any more paletable than 'grind' when it's coupled with the word 'cornea.'

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    1. Re:Misleading summary by mooingyak · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not that the word 'ablate' is any more paletable than 'grind' when it's coupled with the word 'cornea.'

      That depends entirely on how good your vocabulary is.

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    2. Re:Misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you.

      I can now sleep, as that's a far better picture than a surgeon approaching my eyeball with a Mikita or Dremel.

      Surgeon: Now there's going to be a little discomfort...

    3. Re:Misleading summary by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      >> Not that the word 'ablate' is any more paletable than 'grind' when it's coupled with the word 'cornea.'

      >
      That depends entirely on how good your vocabulary is.


          Indeed. I even know what they mean, and I'm kind of getting hungry just from that post.

  10. Full Article Text by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 5, Informative

    BETHESDA, Md., June 17 -- Almost every Thursday during the academic year, a bus carrying a dozen or so Naval Academy midshipmen leaves Annapolis for the 45-minute drive to Bethesda, where Navy doctors perform laser eye surgery on them, one after another, with assembly-line efficiency.

    Nearly a third of every 1,000-member Naval Academy class now undergoes the procedure, part of a booming trend among military personnel with poor vision. Unlike in the civilian world, where eye surgery is still largely done for convenience or vanity, the procedure's popularity in the armed forces is transforming career choices and daily life in subtle but far-reaching ways.

    Aging fighter pilots can now remain in the cockpit longer, reducing annual recruiting needs. And recruits whose bad vision once would have disqualified them from the special forces are now eligible, making the competition for these coveted slots even tougher.

    But the surgery is also causing the military some unexpected difficulties. By shrinking the pool of people who used to be routinely available for jobs that do not require perfect eyesight, it has made it harder to fill some of those assignments with top-notch personnel, officers say.

    When Ensign Michael Shaughnessy had the surgery in his junior year at the Naval Academy, his new 20-20 vision qualified him for flight school. And that is where he decided to go after graduating last month ranked in the top 10 percent of his class, rather than pursuing a career as a submarine officer.

    "The cramped environment in submarines is something that turned me off," Ensign Shaughnessy, 22, said.

    For generations, Academy graduates with high grades and bad eyes were funneled into the submarine service. But in the five years since the Naval Academy began offering free eye surgery to all midshipmen, it has missed its annual quota for supplying the Navy with submarine officers every year.

    Officers involved say the failure to meet the quota is due to many factors, including the perception that submarines no longer play as vital a national security role as they once did. But the availability of eye surgery to any midshipman who wants it is also routinely cited.

    "Some of the guys with glasses who would have gone to submarines or become navigators are getting the chance to do something they'd rather do, and the communities that are losing the people are not as happy about it as the aviation community, which is gaining better candidates," said Cmdr. Joseph Pasternak, the ophthalmologist who oversees the program at the National Naval Medical Center in Bethesda.

    In the Naval Academy's class of 2006, 349 of the 993 midshipmen had the surgery, up from 50 five years ago, according to Naval Academy records. Fewer than 30 percent of the academy students whose eyes qualify for the surgery choose not to get it, and the number of holdouts is dropping every year, Commander Pasternak said.

    Last week, a little after 10:40 a.m., Colin Carroll, a 21-year-old midshipman from Olney, Md., put anesthetic drops in his eyes and lay down under the laser as Capt. Kerry Hunt, a Navy doctor, and two assistants prepared to begin. "We're locking the laser on now," Captain Hunt told him.

    Midshipman Carroll had originally hoped to enter flight school but discovered not only that his eyes were not good enough, but also that he was prone to kidney stones, ruling him out of aviation entirely. He said he was "resigned" to entering the Marine Corps or becoming an officer on a surface ship, neither an assignment requiring perfect vision.

    But he decided to get the surgery anyway.

    By 10:49, both eyes were done, though extremely bloodshot, and Mr. Carroll walked out wearing sunglasses, declaring he could already see better.

    The procedure used by the Navy, photorefractive keratectomy, or PRK, is different from the one used on most civilians. That approach, known as laser-in situ keratomileusis, or Lasik, requires cutting a flap in the surfa

    1. Re:Full Article Text by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Going into submarines "requires a lot more school, and after the academy a lot of people aren't looking to go to a high-paced environment for a long period," Ensign Shaughnessy said. "And some people also might see submarines as a less glamorous service assignment."
      The glamour matters to some, but others it's a chance to join a proud and limited fraternity - those who wear the gold or silver Dolphins.
       
      USN Submarine dolphins are unique in the US armed services - they are the only warfare specialty badge earned on the job and granted by a 'jury' of your peers-to-be. Every other such pin (the Wings of Gold, or the Budweiser pin, or the ice cream cone of the paratroopers, or even the Green Beret) is granted merely by graduating the appropiate school. Now, the school may be arbitrarily hard - but you can graduate the school, and you'll get the pin, even if you lose a leg and never serve a day in the branch. No matter how many schools you attend - you'll never be a submariner without actually going to sea and facing the challenges there.

      Derek L. FTB2/SS
  11. PRK by SuperSanta · · Score: 5, Informative

    The method the Navy uses has been available to civilians for years now. I should know - I had it. In LASIK SURGERY the potential for the flap to come apart exists because only the outer edge of where the cut is made heals. You recover in 3 - 5 days instead of 5 - 8 with PRK. But with PRK you don't have the heebie geebie factor of eye flaps busting loose. In fact most eye doctors will recommend PRK to those under 30 with any kind of an active lifestyle for sports, scuba diving, etc.

    While taking a week or more off work is tough for some - YOU'RE PUTTING FRIKKIN' LASERS IN YOUR EYES in either way. Why not take the more permanent / durable approach? Don't chose 'Hi Dr. Nick' budget solution either. That's just stupid.

    1. Re:PRK by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      YOU'RE PUTTING FRIKKIN' LASERS IN YOUR EYES

      If only!!! I'd definitely go in for surgery then! Unfortunately, as it currently stands, they're only shooting lasers AT your eyes, not putting them IN them.

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    2. Re:PRK by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 1
      YOU'RE PUTTING FRIKKIN' LASERS IN YOUR EYES
      So Dr. Evil only needs to hire a few Microsofties to get the next best thing to his "Sharks with Frikken Lasers on Their Heads"? Cool!
    3. Re:PRK by OhPlz · · Score: 1

      FWIW, I only took one day off from work after LASIK.

      Something to consider here, I've read that PRK can be painful afterwards. Someone already mentioned a prescription for Vicodin. LASIK wasn't "painful" afterward, more like itchy. I had LASIK, and I didn't need anything for pain. I might have taken something like Advil, but I didn't need anything prescription for pain.

      I'd rather accept the extremely low risk of complications from the eye flap (and the shorter "recovery time") then deal with "owww, my eyes!" for a week afterward. The only thing I didn't like was the doctor saying that they could peel the flap back later if anything needed to be retouched. Eww. Supposedly the flap has rebonded with the eye after six months or so, I never got an absolute answer to that one.

      My $0.02 for anyone thinking about either procedure: skip the videos. I would rather not have known what was going on during each step. I would've been laying there oblivious if I hadn't watched a LASIK surgery video beforehand. Instead I was the doctor's one freak out case of the month. Ugh.

    4. Re:PRK by SuperSanta · · Score: 1

      You don't want the happy drugs? Wow. I got some Tylenol 3 and some magic liquid drops that I could put into my eye to numb them for about 30 minutes. I won't lie to say that the recovery period did suck a bit. But with books on CD, absolute darkness and a jacuzzi tub I'd go so far as to say it was bearable.

      No, the flap never fully bonds with the eye again. You are always at risk from one 3 Stooges re-enactment from having her flap hang-out. What we have reached here however is the crossroads of long-term gain for short-term pain.

      In my case I deemed it worth the pain, you chose the easy / risky alternative. Both essentially come with lifetime guarantees, get an annual eye test and if vision degrades measurably you can get it touched up so risk is a relative term in this case.

    5. Re:PRK by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You recover in 3 - 5 days instead of 5 - 8 with PRK. But with PRK you don't have the heebie geebie factor of eye flaps busting loose. In fact most eye doctors will recommend PRK to those under 30 with any kind of an active lifestyle for sports, scuba diving, etc.

      That's not quite accurate. "Most" doctors will recommend PRK for those with thin corneas. You need a certain amount or corneal tissue available to be ablated (12 microns per diopter of correction), that leaves your eyes with enough structural integrity that you won't get ectasia.

      A LASIK flap will re-seal its outer interface within 5 days, but it actually continues to heal further over the next two years, forming a basement of tissue over the Bowman's layer, and the further adding tendrils of biomechanical 'thread'. At the end of about 18 months typically, a LASIK flap is (figuratively) sealed, glued and stiched to your eye. While the interface always exists, at this point the pressure required to dislodge it would damage any normal eye.

      The fact that the military is doing PRK really only speaks to the fact that the LASIK prodecure gives you more immediate results (and much faster healing), but takes longer for the eye to return to full integrity.

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    6. Re:PRK by Hydrogenoid · · Score: 1

      Because some of us do not have the choice?
      Lasik works for higher corrections too. My lenses are around -9 diopters on both eyes, which rules PRK out.

    7. Re:PRK by AnyNoMouse · · Score: 1
      No, the flap never fully bonds with the eye again. You are always at risk from one 3 Stooges re-enactment from having her flap hang-out. What we have reached here however is the crossroads of long-term gain for short-term pain.

      You have a reference for that?

      My eye doctor said they could peel back the flap up to around a year after surgery (for corrections). After that it would have healed and they'd need to do the intralasik procedure again (If you use the blades to cut the flap instead of a laser, it heals even faster).

      The FDA webside for lasik states you should wait 4 weeks before entering "strenous" contact sports such as boxing, football, karate, etc. This is probably for the blade cut flap, though.

      http://www.fda.gov/cdrh/LASIK/expect.htm

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    8. Re:PRK by bnenning · · Score: 1

      My $0.02 for anyone thinking about either procedure: skip the videos. I would rather not have known what was going on during each step.

      Yeah. I already know too much. I'd gladly pay upwards of $5k to have my vision magically corrected to 20/20, but I get queasy even just reading about the details of LASIK.

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    9. Re:PRK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Knock my a$$ out cold, I say. What's so virtuous about consciousness during surgery?

    10. Re:PRK by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      The not-dying due to the machinations of a poor anesthesiologist (a practice which is still, in this day and age, largely a black art) is probably one good reason...

    11. Re:PRK by y4h0oo · · Score: 1
      eye doctors will recommend PRK to those under 30 with any kind of an active lifestyle for sports, scuba diving, etc.

      Damn I'm already 28, so I only have 2 years of active/fun life left ?

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    12. Re:PRK by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      Don't chose 'Hi Dr. Nick' budget solution either.
      Dial 1-800-DOCTORB, dial the last B for Bargain!!!!!

  12. Figuratively and now literally by ciaohound · · Score: 3, Funny

    I had heard that the Naval Academy was a grind...

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  13. flap? by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 2, Informative

    Uh, I don't think so.
    *checks*
    At least mine doesn't have a flap.

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    1. Re:flap? by breckinshire · · Score: 1

      Then it has likely already come loose.

  14. They've been doing this in the Army for a while... by cavtroop · · Score: 5, Interesting
    ...also.

    I got out quite a few years ago, before this was possible. My cousin however is still in, and he got the surgery done, for free. They offer it to everyone, and encourage you to do it. It makes all aspects of being a soldier - particularly an infantryman, much easier. Now you can wear off the shelf eye protection, no longer are gas masks a pain in the ass to put on, nightvision goggle, scopes, sights in a tank, are all easier to use.

    I think it's a great idea, myself.

  15. vision correction has come a long way by dawnzer · · Score: 1

    I have been wearing glasses since age 6, so you can imagine how bad my eyesight is (they have to custom make my contacts with extended range). I have been told since middle school that I would be a good candidate for surgical vision correction. That was before they used lasers! Remember when they used to slice off little bits off the lens of your eye by hand?

    I'm glad I waited. Maybe I will continue to wait a bit longer, grinding sounds like it might work better.

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  16. Eye spy by OSS_ilation · · Score: 1

    a reg page!

  17. Re:Grinding? Is this at least available to consume by Carewolf · · Score: 1

    It's the old cheaper technique, that isn't used anymore because it hard to redo when your eyesight changes.

  18. Aging pilots by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny
    Aging fighter pilots can now remain in the cockpit longer, reducing annual recruiting needs.
    Is this really that good an idea? My late grandmother, whose cruising speed topped off at around 25 MPH, once had a blinker light going for three whole Presidential administrations.
    1. Re:Aging pilots by Loco3KGT · · Score: 1

      oh God that was freakin hilarious.

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    2. Re:Aging pilots by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Funny

      once had a blinker light going for three whole Presidential administrations.

      that's nothing.

      we currently have a president who has the lights on, but it appears no one is home...

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  19. Navy? by pdr77 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I never understood, why is it that the US have such a concentration of pilots in the Navy rather than the air force?

    1. Re:Navy? by robertjw · · Score: 5, Funny

      I never understood, why is it that the US have such a concentration of pilots in the Navy rather than the air force?

      Because we rarely attack Canada and Mexico. Everyplace else is easier to reach by aircraft carrier.

    2. Re:Navy? by 4181 · · Score: 1

      The Navy has more planes than the Air Force, and the Army has more boats than the Navy.

    3. Re:Navy? by moracity · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because the Navy has its own mobile air fleet? One major reason is that flying/landing on an aircraft carrier is completely different from flying/landing on a normal runway.

      The Army has planes, too. The Air Force doesn't have exclusive rights to flight. The branches all serve different purposes, but do have some overlapping capabilities.

      My sister is part of an AWACS crew with the Air Force. My understanding is that both the Air Force and Navy have their own AWACS.

    4. Re:Navy? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      *Begins humming In The Navy*

      That answer your question?

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      This guy's the limit!
    5. Re:Navy? by DaSenator · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I realize this is going to be off topic, but this information needed to be stated.

      A CVBG (carrier battle group) is mobile. The fact that the carrier itself carries multiple platforms which each excell at different types of missions helps.

      Also, in a CVBG you also have (usually) two guided missile cruisers, two to three guided missile destroyers, a frigate or two, two attack submarines, and a supply ship (refueling/resupply of ammo). With this combined platform, you have the following:

      -Air superiority, covered by the carrier.

      -Long range missile strike capability, from the guided missile cruisers.

      -Multi mission surface combat, mostly the destroyers

      -ASW (Anti Submarine Warfare) provided by the Destroyers, multiple platforms from the carrier, the frigate, and the attack submarine

      -AAW (Anti-Air Warfare) provided by the carrier and the destroyers.

      The reason the US Navy places emphasis on the role of the carrier is due to its versatility. One carrier alone (though this would never happen) has the capability to take care of AAW, ASW, and Surface Warfare, along with the ability to strike inland targets.

      The reason for the emphasis on the training of Navy pilots is the fact that landing a plane is much (on the range of ten times harder) than landing on an airstrip.

      If you were wondering about the source of my knowledge, it comes from my NROTC experience and my family. (Navy family, though my uncle's a Marine...close enough...)

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    6. Re:Navy? by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      The Air Force is kind of a catch-all for air- and space-related activity that doesn't fit well under the other two branches.

      It makes more sense to have the Army handle its own transport and light air support missions, and the Navy is in charge of the carriers and their associated ships, so it makes sense to put those aircraft under Navy's control.

      IIRC, the U.S. didn't even *have* an air force until after WWII. It was the "Army Air Corp" until then, a part of the Army (with the navy having control over the carrier-based craft then, as they do now). There wasn't much of a reason, really, to make them separate at that time.

      Things that the Air Force is in charge of include: long-range bombers (nuclear and conventional warheads there, think intercontinental bombing, a relic of the Cold War), miscelaneous other aircraft based from permanent or semi-permanent sites, air- and space-based intelligence--this is a BIG one, it's where a huge chunk of the U.S. intelligence budget goes, MANY times that alloted to the Central Intelligence Agency (civilian)--and (IIRC) our ICBMs (sub-launch nukes [SLBMs] are Navy, of course).

    7. Re:Navy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US way of a separate aviation service in the Air Force and the Navy is not the only way. In the UK from 1918 until 1939, the Royal Air Force provided flight crews for planes that flew off of Royal Navy carriers. In 1924, the Fleet Air Arm was created with both RAF and Navy personnel, and in 1939, the Admiralty took full control again for the Fleet Air Arm. See: http://www.royal-navy.mod.uk/server/show/nav.3859 And of course, both the US and Royal Marines also have combat aircraft.

    8. Re:Navy? by Phuqem · · Score: 1

      And if you want it done very well and less expensively, go to canada. They're usually a year or two ahead of us on the procedures and very reasonably priced. Henry Ford Hospital in Detroit actually started having our friends across the lake handling procedures at their place.

    9. Re:Navy? by nasch · · Score: 1
      long-range bombers (nuclear and conventional warheads there, think intercontinental bombing, a relic of the Cold War)
      Relic of the cold war? I believe long-range bombing was conducted during the Balkan conflicts, Desert Storm, the beginning of the current Iraq war, and maybe Afghanistan too. IIRC B-2s struck Iraq from Missouri (in-flight refueling). Now that's long-range bombing. Certainly the Air Force still operates a fleet of long-range bombers (B-1, B-2, and amazingly B-52). And in the list of things the AF is in charge of you forgot fighters. You could argue that they're completely irrelevant now, but they're still in service and there are new ones on the way.
    10. Re:Navy? by Locke03 · · Score: 1

      Yup, USAF flies E-3 Sentrys, rather large planes based on the Boeing 707/320 airliner. The Navy flies the E-2 Hawkeye, a smaller and more durable plane that can actually fit on a carrier.

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    11. Re:Navy? by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      I was mostly talking about strategic nuclear bombing when I said "relic of the Cold War". That was a big reason why those bombers and their bases were developed in the first place. See "Dr. Strangelove" for more on this topic :)

      I can see how you'd take issue with my statement, though. I wasn't very clear.

      And yeah, I said "miscelaneous other aircraft from permanent and semi-permanent bases" or something like that, which would include fighters. They don't have an *exclusive* hold on all fighters (Navy has a lot, certainly), which is why I lumped theirs into that category rather than mentioning them specifically.

    12. Re:Navy? by wiml · · Score: 1

      Obviously we need to scale up the Air Force until it has more foot soldiers than the Army.

    13. Re:Navy? by nasch · · Score: 1
      I was mostly talking about strategic nuclear bombing when I said "relic of the Cold War".
      After the 2008 elections I'll be more confident that's a relic. ;-) Just kidding really. I think Bush might consider tactical nuclear bombing (plenty scary), but not strategic.
  20. Re:Grinding? Is this at least available to consume by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well it's not "grinding," unless the meaning of the word "grind" has changed recently, but there is at least one laser procedure available to civilians that doesn't cut a flap.

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  21. Doctors enter the military for a host of reasons by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Love of country. Desire to help the armed forces. Free ticket out of Havana. Instant citizenship. Etc.

    And the number one reason that doctors enter the military... That fine butch asshair on all the female cadets.

  22. PRK Experience by Icepick_ · · Score: 4, Informative

    I had PRK done in Jan-05, and have been extrodinarily happy with the results.

    The only drawback was the day of "oh-my-god-what-have-I-done-get-these-icepicks-out -of-my-eyes" pain, and 3 days of "damn my eyes itch" iritation. Not for the faint of heart.

    Best money I ever spent, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

    1. Re:PRK Experience by Icepick_ · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Followup to my own post. Here's a copy of my journals regarding my PRK experience:

      Exam notes:

      It was intresting. I had filled out the eye history sheet before I went
      in. They gave me a quick eye exam, but it wasn't like a normal one.
      First up was the typical Big E projected on the wall (no glasses!)
      "Nope, can't see it."

      Next up they took two pictures of each eye. It was a weird device, it
      was cone shapped, and I was looking into the big end of it. The inside
      was black, with many concentric circles of purple light, with a lens at
      the center. It made a topographical map of my corneas.

      Next up was a device that measured my perscription. I had to stare at
      a little picture while it zoomed in and out of focus. Apparently this
      determines my exact perscription, none of that "Is this better, or that"
      lens swapping. I wonder why eye doctors don't use this all the time.

      Last of the inital measurements was another corenal mapper. Nothing to
      see, just a red light.

      Then I got a 10 minute vides summerizing LASIK. I knew all that stuff
      already from my research.

      Then I got to speak with the doctor. She did a few more measurements,
      including measuring the thickness of my corenas. Then we got down to
      the nitty gritty.

      I am NOT a good canidate for LASIK. The corena mappings reveal that
      they're buldging on the lower sides, kinda pear shapped. LASIK can be
      done, but by pealing back the flap, my corenas loose some of their long
      term strength, and I risk having them thin so much I may need a corena
      transplant in the years to come.

      However....I am an exceptional canidate for PRK, which is basicly LASIK,
      but with no flap, they just burn off the extra portions of the cornea.
      The recovery time is a bit more involved, and would likely be unable to do
      much of anything for a couple of days. I'd have to wear contacts as
      bandages while the areas where tissue was removed healed.

      Lots of questions with the doctor, but generally very optimistic about
      my final result being 20/40 or better. Like 95%+

      Then I was off to the office manager for the bottom line. $3700, for
      both eyes, all the pre and post care (7 appointments!), and any
      additional corrections for life. This about what I expected. And
      that's with 15% off from my insurance. I asked, normally they'd give a
      cash discount, but I can't combine it with my insurance. Then she gave
      me several consent forms and whatnot to review.

      4 hours post op:

      Well, I did it, and I'm not blind.

      It went very smoothly. Arrived, filled out a couple (more) consent forms, one last cornea mapping, and had a last minute chat with the doc. Got a perscription for some vicoden, and got my final post-op instructions. Paid the nice lady, and she gave me some Advil and a valium. Back to the waiting room for 10 minutes.

      The proceedure itself I can't really describe, as most of the time I was staring at a bright light 6" from my face. But, they gave me a stylish hair net, and ploped me in a dentist like chair. Leaned me back, and it slid me under the light/laser/camera.

      They gave me a half dozen eye drops in each eye and let me sit for a few minutes. I know one of them was an anastetic, hence the wait. They put a plastic shield over my left eye, and taped it in place. Then they tapped my eyelashs/eyelids open on the right eye. They put in the thingy that holds my eye open, which wasn't as uncomfortable as I thought it would be. Few more drops, and then they (according to C) put a little white disk over my cornea. I couldn't see anything, but after they lifted it, I could see the q-tip removing the outer layer of my cornea. Then, he used what looked to be a ice scrapper, I swear. Couple more drops, and then "Don't move, stare at the light" Then they fired up the laser, it made a clicking noise for about 40 seconds. The light went from really blurry to mostly blury, and then they popped in a "bandage" contact, and removed the thingy and left ey

    2. Re:PRK Experience by masklinn · · Score: 1

      Is the pain during or after the operation itself? And how long does the pain last (before the 3 days itching)?

      Also, what happened during the 3 months post op? any strange (temporary) side-effect or anything?

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      "The way we can tell it's C# instead of Haskell is because it's nine lines instead of two." -- wadler
    3. Re:PRK Experience by billstr78 · · Score: 1

      I recently (1 month ago) had the same PRK surgery performed. I was told that I was not a good canidate for LASIK due to irregularities in my coreal surface. I'm an engineer and trust machines much more than I trust humans. Machines, when engineered by many humans over a long period of time are much less likley to make a mistake than a doctor who just got served divorce papers. Knowing that the Navy reccommeds PRK and has done so for years was the final motivation I needed to have my surgery performed. 1 month out, I'm very happpy with the results. My vision is still improving and the recovery period for PRK is very long (2-3 months), but 2 or 3 months of degraded vision is well worth the life time of un-aided perfect vision I have to look forward to. Disclamer: If you are a software engineer or rely on the computer for your day-to-day work, you won't be able to see jack shit for the first 3 weeks. Suck it up, becuase in the fourth week, you can see perfectly at those distances.

    4. Re:PRK Experience by the_real_bto · · Score: 1

      Next up was a device that measured my perscription. I had to stare at
      a little picture while it zoomed in and out of focus. Apparently this
      determines my exact perscription, none of that "Is this better, or that"
      lens swapping. I wonder why eye doctors don't use this all the time.


      The doctor used one of these devices on me for my current lenses. The best glasses I've ever had. Evidently a machine can pick out my prescription better than me and a doctor playing the lens swap game.

    5. Re:PRK Experience by pherthyl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Next up was a device that measured my perscription. I had to stare at
      a little picture while it zoomed in and out of focus. Apparently this
      determines my exact perscription, none of that "Is this better, or that"
      lens swapping. I wonder why eye doctors don't use this all the time.


      My optometrist has one and uses it but says it is not nearly as accurate as a manual exam with the lenses. It's just there to give him a rough estimate as a starting point, but it tends to overprescribe.

    6. Re:PRK Experience by Icepick_ · · Score: 1

      No pain during the proceedure. Pain begins about 4 hours post op, after the anaesthetic drops wear off. For me, it lasted about 2 days. They gave me anaesthetic drops to use, but warned me that they would last 15 minutes at best, and would add atleast a day to my healing time. I sacked up and used a damp towel, and listened to the Lord of the Rings commentary tracks.

      The 3 months of post op consisted of a varity of drops and several exams. I've had no side effects. No dry-eye, no halos, no additional starring (I had some pre-op).

    7. Re:PRK Experience by moosesocks · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My doc used to be the same way, but purchased a new one a year or two ago.

      The reason more docs don't have them? They're horrendously expensive (up to $50,000)

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      -- If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? - Uli's moose
    8. Re:PRK Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see if PRK improves spelling as well as eyesight.

      Before surgery:

      It was intresting. I had filled out the eye history sheet before I went

      was cone shapped, and I was looking into the big end of it. The inside

      Next up was a device that measured my perscription. I had to stare at

      determines my exact perscription, none of that "Is this better, or that"

      Last of the inital measurements was another corenal mapper. Nothing to

      Then I got a 10 minute vides summerizing LASIK. I knew all that stuff

      including measuring the thickness of my corenas. Then we got down to

      I am NOT a good canidate for LASIK. The corena mappings reveal that they're buldging on the lower sides, kinda pear shapped. LASIK can be done, but by pealing back the flap, my corenas loose some of their long

      However....I am an exceptional canidate for PRK, which is basicly LASIK,



      After surgery:

      last minute chat with the doc. Got a perscription for some vicoden, and got my final post-op

      The proceedure itself I can't really describe, as most of the time I was staring at a bright light 6" from my face. But, they gave me a stylish hair net, and ploped me

      anastetic, hence the wait. They put a plastic shield over my left eye, and taped it in place. Then they tapped my eyelashs/eyelids open on the right eye. They

      the outer layer of my cornea. Then, he used what looked to be a ice scrapper, I

      mostly blury, and then they popped in a "bandage" contact, and removed the thingy

      Like I'm wearing a old pair of contact. I can see alot better than what I could

      econd followup with the doctor this morning. My left eye is healing normally.

      Left eye is about 20/60, right is about 20/80, but both are blurly. They're getting

      No pain or anything now, just a bit to scratchyness once in a while, and I've got

    9. Re:PRK Experience by asuffield · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Next up was a device that measured my perscription. I had to stare at
      a little picture while it zoomed in and out of focus. Apparently this
      determines my exact perscription, none of that "Is this better, or that"
      lens swapping. I wonder why eye doctors don't use this all the time.


      Well, there's a number of reasons... the machines are expensive, and they're even more expensive for really accurate models. They aren't perfect, and sometimes get it wrong (but that's usually pretty obvious when the lenses you get just don't work for you, and a second check on a different machine should catch this).

      But the #1 reason? If you check somebody's eyes in 30 seconds with a machine, instead of spending 10 minutes doing it by hand, many people don't think you're doing it properly, or don't think they're getting "their money's worth". It's utterly stupid, but so are the majority of the people who go to an optician - remember, it's the same people that TV is made for.

    10. Re:PRK Experience by smellsofbikes · · Score: 2, Informative

      >Apparently this determines my exact perscription, none of that "Is this better, or that" lens swapping. I wonder why eye doctors don't use this all the time.

      Everyone else is commenting on this and I thought I would, too.
      Most lens prescriptions consist of two parts: how many diopters of spherical correction you need for an eye, and a modification of that correction to account for astigmatism, which consists of a 2-D curve, a cylinder, added to the existing spherical correction. So you have a sphere of a given magnitude, and a cylinder of another magnitude, and an angle at which the cylinder overlays the sphere.

      The 'one better, two better' machine measures this.

      The machine that maps your cornea A: costs $70,000, and B: actually generates a topographic map of your cornea. That's great if you're going to work on the cornea, but it doesn't map the lens beneath the cornea (which could be responsible for some of the astigmatism) so it can't correct for problems with the lens or other aberrations that are below the surface. And, more to the point, if you're handing a lens prescription that only has three variables (spherical, cylindrical, and angle of cylinder/sphere) you don't need and cannot use most of the information in a topographic map. If people ground lenses that accommodated for every lump and bump in your eye, then it'd be very useful (though it wouldn't work for glasses, since they don't move with your eyes) but we don't do that. We approximate it with bifocals/trifocals/gradient lenses, sort of. But corneal topography measures something different than the 'one better, two better' machine, and while it's very useful for laser surgery, in figuring out how to resculpt the cornea, it isn't a replacement for measuring the optic system of the eye.

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      Nostalgia's not what it used to be.
    11. Re:PRK Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post sounds informative, but it isn't. For one thing, an autorefractor and a corneal-topography scanner are two completely different machines. The autorefractor is used as a sanity check before LASIK/PRK surgery, for obvious reasons (no tolerance for 'Oops' moments later). For another, an autorefractor actually uses retinal imaging (AFAIK) to derive the correction factors. It does that precisely to take the lens into account. Most focusing happens in the cornea (which is why refractive surgery works at all), but you can hardly neglect the effect of the lens when you're baking corrections into the cornea.

    12. Re:PRK Experience by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      I figured, from his description, that he was talking about a topo scanner, not an autorefractor.

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    13. Re:PRK Experience by jayed_99 · · Score: 1

      OK, I'm one of the people that has an extra bit to my prescription -- prisms. Specifically, I've got 5 prisms out on each eye. What, oh knower of these things, does this actually mean? Wikipedia only says they're "not seen in most prescriptions".

    14. Re:PRK Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had 6 prisms base-out (3 in each eye) (for refractive correction I'm -1.00 and 0.00 with no cylindrical). It means that my eyes would point more toward my nose, but see more straight-ahead. It was because I was cross-eyed (strabismus).

      The simple answer to your question:
      When the glasses are made, it means that the lens is cut off-center -- because of the way the front and the back of the lense interact, this approximates the effect of putting an actual wedge of glass in front of the lens. I'm not into optics so I can't say too much about it -- but I've played around with the effect by moving lenses around and it really does work.

      The opthalmologist who came up with my 6 base-out prism prescription was not a specialist, but he did come up with a sprescription that made double-vision go away. When I finally went to see the specialist ( apediatrac opthalmologist (I'm almost 30, but strabismus is usually corrected in infants)), he measured my actual required-correction at about 55 prism-units (that would be about 27.5 in each eye). Given the thuroughness with which we messed with my visual system, his numbers are *much* more believable -- and my vision system is much more complex and adaptable than I thought.
      BTW, I had the strabismus correction surgery a couple of weeks ago. It was by no means a laser surgery (full anesthetic, scalpels, stitching, the whole bit.) Now my glasses have zero prism units. My vision will probably never be entirely normal, but it's a hell of a lot better than it was, and I'm starting to see some stereo-vision effects. According to my research, only a small minority of adult strabismus patients actually recover any stereo vision -- so I'm a happy camper. Plus, I'll be able to wear contacts once my eyes finish healing. In retrospect, the surgery was rather brutal - I had a black eye for over a week, and I still look like I lost a fight because of bruising in the white part of my eye -- but I was seeing much better a few minutes after I came out of the anesthetic, so I'd be happy to go through the rest of my life looking like a brawler. :-)

      But, after this thread, I think I'm going to not-consider LASIK&friends -- I'll be happy with disposable contacts. Also, a pair of those Nike MaxSight tinted contact lenses would be pretty cool, too.

      It's also worth mentioning that I'm a private pilot in my off-hours, so good eyesight is great. It's also fun when I see a regular opthalmologist and they tell me I could never land an airplane -- and I pull out my pilot's license, and logbook (with ~200 successful landings and 0 failed landings) and say "uhh, the FAA and I would like to disagree". I have had to go through some extra hoops to get my aviation medical certificate, but I learned to land the same way everyone else does -- practice, reptition, and a few saves from my instructor. I was recently sitting on the runway waiting to take off, and I saw my instructor teaching another student to land -- I like to think that I airplane under better control then the student did when I was in his shoes, but that doesn't change the fact that my instructor requires a set of 50lb brass balls so sit there with his hands on his lap while the student learns, and to only nudge the airplane a bit when the student really botches it. Pre-surgery, I got squeakers nearly every time I landed, and I'm looking forward to my first flight with the new/improved vision. :-)

    15. Re:PRK Experience by RealGrouchy · · Score: 0
      Best money I ever spent, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat


      Don't you mean "in the blink of an eye"?

      - RG>
      --
      Hey pal, this isn't a pleasantforest, so don't waste my time with pleasantries!
    16. Re:PRK Experience by jimtom · · Score: 1

      Wow -- thank you for your story!

      When I was 6 years old, I stuck a knife in my eye. Amazingly, the surgeon was able to sew it back together -- and this was in 1963, folks! Eight sutures in a vertical column right across my pupil. Yes, black knots of silk thread on my eyeball.

      I can see pretty well, at least with glasses. I have wondered whether laser surgery could do me any good. I think I'll look (ha ho!) into it.

    17. Re:PRK Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your eyes are off-center vertically or horizontally, they can add prism to ensure the image hits the center part of your retina. If the image isn't properly centered on your retina, your brain will 'shut off' the eye and not use the image, giving you monovision.

  23. Nothing to see here... by Galston · · Score: 1, Funny

    Nothing to see here, move along.

  24. Eye surgery... gah! by payndz · · Score: 1

    While I'd love not have to wear glasses, the idea of zapping my eyes with lasers terrifies me. To even contemplate it, I'd have to be drugged up to - excuse the pun - the eyes. I can't even put in contacts, never mind lie there as a laser burns holes in my cornea...

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    1. Re:Eye surgery... gah! by Ignignot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've had it done myself after some extensive shopping around and research. If the doctor suggested there was a high (10%) possibility of halos or other effects, I did not do it. Finally I found one who was getting some new equipment in half a year which would increase the treatment area and he felt would produce good results. I have had no trouble with my eyesight since then and that was 4 years ago.

      But to respond to your worries, they do give you drugs to calm you down if you want them (I would recommend it) although they do not put you under you have to stare at a light while the laser goes to work on your eye. The actual worst part is when they cut the flap - they had to wait a few minutes while my eyes dialated, so for a little while had a flap cut in my eye and was just sitting in a chair in a dark room. But altogether it took only half an hour and it was time extremely well spent.

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      I submitted this story last night, and it didn't get posted.
    2. Re:Eye surgery... gah! by dex22 · · Score: 1

      The actual worst part is when they cut the flap - they had to wait a few minutes while my eyes dialated, so for a little while had a flap cut in my eye and was just sitting in a chair in a dark room. But altogether it took only half an hour and it was time extremely well spent.

      Good God, man! A few moments alone in a dark room, and you're playing with yourself? During eye surgery?

      And Mom told me it would make me go blind. How dare you make a liar out of her!

  25. Join the Navy... by Lazbien · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm sure there's a joke in here somewhere...

    Join The Navy, See The World, etc

    1. Re:Join the Navy... by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      ... and an even older song.

      We Saw the Sea - Irving Berlin

      We joined the Navy to see the world
      And what did we see?
      We saw the sea
      We saw the Pacific and the Atlantic
      But the Atlantic isn't romantic
      And the Pacific isn't what it's cracked up to be

      We joined the Navy to do or die
      But we didn't do and we didn't die
      We were much too busy looking at the ocean and the sky
      And what did we see?
      We saw the sea
      We saw the Atlantic and the Pacific
      But the Pacific isn't terrific
      And the Atlantic isn't what it's cracked up to be

      They tell us that the Admiral
      Is as nice as he can be
      But we never see the Admiral
      Because the Admiral has never been to sea

      We joined the Navy to see the girls
      And what did we see?
      We saw the sea
      Instead of a girl or two in a taxi
      We were compelled to look at the Black Sea
      Seeing the Black Sea isn't what it's cracked up to be

      Sailing, sailing home again
      To see the girls upon the village green
      Then across the foam again
      To see the other seas we haven't seen

      We owe the Navy an awful lot
      For they taught us how to do the Sailor's Hornpipe
      And they showed us how to tie a sailor's knot
      But more than that, they showed us the sea
      We never get seasick sailing the ocean
      We don't object to feeling the motion
      We're never seasick but we are awful sick of sea

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      The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer. - Edward R. Murrow
  26. Let me tell you by caluml · · Score: 0

    Let me tell you - as a person who has never had eye surgery - the flap won't come loose.
    Please trust me. I play a doctor on teh Intarwebs too. Tell them I said it would be alright.

  27. Re:Grinding? Is this at least available to consume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Yes, I'm not military and I've had PRK. Actually had a choice between PRK and LASIK and went with PRK because I didn't want a flap on my eyeball and wanted to have the ability to have the surgery done again. It was quite painful at first and took three months to recover, but I do not for one minute regret the decision to do it. Went from 20/400 to 20/20 in both eyes, including correcting some fairly severe astigmatism in my left eye.

  28. Re:Grinding? Is this at least available to consume by tddoog · · Score: 1
    Word on the street is PRK has a quicker recovery time but the pain is incredible.

    Usually PRK is more expensive, but not for the military personnel.

  29. This is why... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Funny

    the Navy grinds instead of cutting a flap.

    (carrier landing).

    Altitude?
    - 1500 feet, sir.
    Gear?
    -Yes, sir.
    Flaps?
    - Open, Sir. What the hell? Everything's gone blurry and dark!!!
    Not those flaps, Lieutenant!

    (Crash... Blammm... splash splash of bits falling into the ocean).

    You see, there's a reason they grind instead of do anything involving flaps, and there's also a reason I'm not employed writing comedy dialogue.

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    "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
  30. I would just like to take a minute to say... by jjeffries · · Score: 1

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
    And for the record, I have about 20/800 vision (-8 lenses) and I'm allergic to Retinox 5, too.

  31. Using a laser to make the flap... by nickmue · · Score: 1

    I had LASIK done just under a year ago and couldn't be happier. I had it done in Madison by Dr. Probst (sp?). Apparently he helped invent alot of the equipment that is used (while in the waiting room, I noticed framed books on the wall written by him entitle ("Advanced Concepts in Laser Surgery", etc. so that made me feel a lot more at ease). Naturally having him do the procedure was expensive (I think it was around 4,000 and my eyes weren't all that bad), but when you're talking about your vision, you can only be so frugal. Anyway, I had a newish procedure done where a laser was used to make the flap instead of a thin blade. This helps with healing time and was able to play softball and pickup basketball within a week and a half or so. Maybe it was twice that, I am not very sure. Either way it didn't take long to heal and would highly recommend having it done that way. P.S. Definitely weird to sit there in the chair focusing on this little red dot and then you can suddenly start to smell your own flesh burning.

  32. Obligatory JAG reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that how they fixed Harmon Rabb's eyes? And if so, can I have one as well so I can dig some hot Marine chick like Sarah MacKenzie?

  33. PRK is most popular in Europe by xutopia · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There are less side effects and the results are almost always better with PRK. It also is easier to do touch ups as needed. The reason why it isn't as popular in the states is that it requires people to take a few days off so their eyes recover. I could afford a week off in countries where you can get more than 2 weeks of vacation. ;-P Brought to you by the Vacation for everyone lobby.

    1. Re:PRK is most popular in Europe by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      There are less side effects and the results are almost always better with PRK. It also is easier to do touch ups as needed.

      Got a source for that? From what I've read, PRK is not the first choice for most surgeons.

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    2. Re:PRK is most popular in Europe by xutopia · · Score: 1

      Both methods have pretty much the same risk and the same side effects except LASIK has two more on their list and make the other ones more difficult to avoid.
      The first problem that only LASIK has is free flapping (ie: flap detaches itself for any reason at all... hit to the face with a volleyball is common, falling in water at high speed is another but there are plenty of other ways to detach the flap and these can have dire consequences for your eyes. The second is epithelial ingrowth which cannot happen with PRK because there is no place where the epitelium can grow under.
      All other side effects are shared but PRK is starting to show possibilities which LASIK cannot. Let me explain.
      In France an eye doctor discovered that applying a medication to slow down the natural healing process of the eye actually removed lots of the problems with scars which caused imperfections in the eye after the surgery(haze, dots, etc...). He actually used this "slow healing" method for other surgeries but decided to apply them to laser surgery as well to see the benefits.
      He discovered that applying this medication at the time of surgery decreased the chances of halos and other problems from happening later on. Applying once is great and can be done with LASIK but PRK allows you to slow the healing process for longer by applying the same medication for several days after the initial operation.
      Doing so requires patients to be well... more patient but the results are stellar and getting approval.
      I was one of his patients and let me tell you I'm ever so glad I met the guy ;-D

    3. Re:PRK is most popular in Europe by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      I agree that PRK has some promise coupled with new techniques - the slow healing you described is interesting. However, the lasik flap 'coming loose' is complete nonsense. That might happen a few days, perhaps weeks after lasik surgery, but after a few months this is simply not possible... go have a look here, you will see what I mean.

      Also, the problems with halos and nightvision are not related to 'scarring' as you said, but higher order aberrations in the eye. These can be mapped now using custom wavefront mapping techniques and greatly reduce the chances of these complications that would crop up with older, non-wavefront lasik. I am curious how the medication would affect the eye beyond the typical swelling and such, as you wear a contact lens bandage for five days following PRK.

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    4. Re:PRK is most popular in Europe by xutopia · · Score: 1
      Mapping the eye can be done with either technique but as I understood it only affected the small imperfections you could see prior to the operation anyways (with glasses on a sunny day looking at the clear blue sky).

      As for using the word "scarring" I'm not sure I'm using the correct term here but it's what I remember hearing as an explanation.

  34. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    no longer are gas masks a pain in the ass to put on

    They're supposed to go on the other end!

  35. Some subjective facts by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 3, Informative

    I have actually had this (civillian) type of surgery.

    The "flap" is a thin, transparent layer over the cornea which is peeled back to allow the laser to shape the cornea, then it is placed back over the cornea and it heals. Older surgeries used to discard the flap entirely, but a crescent heals faster and with less discomfort.

    In my case the flap was discarded, it grew back with no problem. There was discomfort for the first week or so.

    I was awake during the entire process. They gave me a mild sedative but I don't really think it was necessary - there was nothing particularly exciting about it. The eye was anesthetized, of course, and this was tested before the procedure began. I was using the eye up to and during the surgery, at which point it was bandaged over.

    The actual laser part involved looking at a particular spot while the doc counted up some numbers like he was zeroing in on some chosen value. That's all there was: just look at some spot for about a minuts and it's done. No laser (visibly), no sound, no feeling, no buzzing or cutting or anything like that.

    The anesthesia wears off a couple of hours later, and the eye hurts like it has a bad foreign object in it, but it the pain was periodic and not excruciating. It didn't prevent me from working on the computer.

    There's nothing particularly exciting or scary about the procedure, and when it's all over you get to see clearly without glasses.

  36. Re:Grinding? PRK is available to consumers. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Informative
    IANAP, but my wife was evaluated for PRK and here's what I learned...

    Photorefractive Keratectomy (PRK) is available to consumers and is actually a better procedure than LASIK, but is more expensive, requires a longer healing period and fewer physicians are trained to perform it (takes longer to get certified, LASIK certs can be obtained via short, vendor classes).

    In PRK, the outer surface of the cornea is ablated by the laser (on an lower power) and then reshaped at a higher power. A protective contact lens is applied to patient and remains on for about 5 days, then is removed by the doctor. The patient applies drops to the eye several times a day for about a month while the outer cornea heals.

    The benefits of PRK are the lack of any "flap" problems (incorrect cut, complete cut [ouch], misalignment, dislodgment, halo effects, etc...) and ability to correct some visioin situations not correctable via LASIK.

    While my wife wasn't a good candidate for the procedure and didn't have it performed, I highly recommend the physician who evaluated her, Dr. Bruce Bodner Associate Professor of Ophthalmology at EVMS.

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  37. Age problems with eye surgery? by Catbeller · · Score: 1

    I'd heard that people over forty don't respond as well to eyesight correct. What's the followup on those older patients? what's the failture rate?

  38. Long Term Effects of Lasik by Don853 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My parents are both MDs, so I always go to them with medical questions before paying anyone for advice.
    Last time I asked (I'm around -4.5 in both eyes), they were worried about the long terms of removing part of the lens in either eye. Apparently, part of the lens is also removed as a treatment for cataracts, and they had some worry that
    a) Laser eye surgery could remove enough of the lens to make cataract treatment later in life difficult or impossible, and, also
    b) There weren't any large scale long term (20+ yrs) studies on the rusults of the surgery.

    As I said, this is secondhand... perhaps if there's a MD or a Optometrist on these boards they could comfirm/deny/just explain better?

    1. Re:Long Term Effects of Lasik by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I said, this is secondhand... perhaps if there's a MD or a Optometrist on these boards they could comfirm/deny/just explain better?

      Preferably one who actually knows that the lens of the eye is not affected by LASIK or PRK.

    2. Re:Long Term Effects of Lasik by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Laser surgery on the cornea doesn't do a thing to the lens. The cornea is the outer clear surface of the eye covering the pupil and iris, while the lens is within the eyeball behind the iris. Most (about 2/3) of the bending of the incoming light that's needed to get an image focused on the retina at the back of eyeball is done by the curve of the cornea. Because the cornea doesn't change its curvature, without the lens our eyes would be fixed focus, just like a disposable camera. The lens is flexible and changes in its curvature are what lets us focus on closer objects.

      Cataracts occur when the lens or portions of the lens become opaque, and when they become large enough to cause problems with daily living (the technical term is ripe), they are treated by surgically removing the lens and replacing it with an artificial lens.

      So let's review: Cornea - outer part of the eye. Lens: inside the eye. PRK: reshaping of the cornea, nothing to do with the lens. Cataracts: lens gets opaque, treated by removal/replacement, nothing to do with the cornea.

      Sounds like someone could use an anatomy brushup.

    3. Re:Long Term Effects of Lasik by Don853 · · Score: 1

      Replace (probably?) every instance of 'lens' in my original post with 'cornea'. Same questions apply, if anyone knows the answers.

    4. Re:Long Term Effects of Lasik by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 2, Informative
      b) There weren't any large scale long term (20+ yrs) studies on the rusults of the surgery.

      Your parents are being very cautions, but they seem a little out of the loop as far as refractive surgery goes. There are, in fact, 20 year studies on the first PRK patients (and yes, the first guy can still see fine). LASIK is newer, 1991 I think, and so there are 15-year studies for that.

      As far as cataract surgery and such goes, you can have the docs measure your eye with a sonic sensor that measures corneal thickness, and thus tells you what the danger range is. PRK should not be an issue at all.

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    5. Re:Long Term Effects of Lasik by Don853 · · Score: 1

      (again) Replace (probably?) every instance of 'lens' in my original post with 'cornea'. Same questions apply, if anyone knows the answers.
      Wish there was an edit button...

    6. Re:Long Term Effects of Lasik by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      That was a great answer.

      I'd add: they can replace lenses easily and quickly. They can also replace corneas easily and quickly. It's not something you WANT to have happen, but if it does, the surgery is routine so if damage to the cornea from laser ablation leads to later-life problems, it's no biggie.

      Damage to the cornea can lead to opacity and blindness: it's the single leading cause of blindness in sub-Saharan Africa. This is disgusting so you might not want to read it. There's a disease, a parasite, that makes people's eyelids bend inwards so their lashes drag on their corneas. After a while, the lashes destroy the surface of the cornea, after scraping off the epithelial tissue (the 'flap') that covers the cornea, and the person's eye turns white from scar tissue across the entire front surface of the eye. And it hurts like hell because every time you blink you're dragging broken eyelashes across the surface of what used to be your eye. So it's possible that corneal damage could lead to blindness. But it can be surgically corrected (well, mostly: people who have been suffering from this parasite for a long time aren't usually fixable anymore because the damage is too extensive) so it's not a problem if you have regular access to decent medical care.

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    7. Re:Long Term Effects of Lasik by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.ecind.com/glossary/lasik.html has a quick summary and links about the downsides.

    8. Re:Long Term Effects of Lasik by tgrigsby · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm 41. I had lasik surgery 3 years ago. At the time I decided that I'd lived enough of my life tied to glasses and contacts, and I wasn't going to win any beauty contests anytime soon. I trusted the procedure and the doctor enough to believe that nothing overly bad would happen. Worst case, I'd still be wearing glasses afterwards.

      As it turns out, I have perfect vision in my right eye and near perfect in my left. It's certainly disconcerting to have someone peeling your eye, burning part of the front off, then gluing the peel back on (that's my maximum-gross-out version of what happens), but I no longer wear glasses. The bridge of my nose smoothed out, but the dents behind my ears seem to be permanent. I can see in the shower and in the rain, I can kiss my wife without taking off my glasses first, etc.

      I remember, for the first time, realizing I didn't have to look down while walking in the rain because there were no glasses to get spotty. I stopped, looked up, and watched the rain fall on my face. It was beautiful.

      I now have a large collection of sunglasses. I could never wear them before without putting on contacts first, and contacts were a pain to deal with. Now I have a selection, and I'm never without a sporty pair.

      I wish I'd done it about 10 years sooner, but the procedures and the equipment for performing them weren't as advanced as they are now.

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    9. Re:Long Term Effects of Lasik by �berhund · · Score: 1
      I'd add: they can replace lenses easily and quickly. They can also replace corneas easily and quickly. It's not something you WANT to have happen, but if it does, the surgery is routine so if damage to the cornea from laser ablation leads to later-life problems, it's no biggie.


      Cataract surgery (which usually involves replacing the lens) does increase the risk of a detached retina, which can usually be reattached, but not replaced. I think glaucoma surgery also increases the risk. The risk is still pretty low, though.

      So, it's usually pretty easy to fix eyes these days, but it's not 100% yet.

      Just the same, I think eye surgery is far enough along that I'm now willing to have surgery for my nearsightedness. The biggest thing that bugs me is going to the pool or beach. I have the choices of (1) wearing glasses with swim trunks and looking lame, (2) wearing contacts and not being able to open my eyes underwater, (3) wearing one contact, opening the other eye underwater, but getting a headache, or (3) going with glasses or contacts and repeatedly losing everyone I came with.
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    10. Re:Long Term Effects of Lasik by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      I had no idea that cataract or glaucoma surgery increased the risk of detached retinas. (In fact, I'm going to have to reread some books before I believe it, but I'll take your word for it for now.) Note that reattaching the retina is neither pleasant nor without effects on your vision, so it's not something you want to risk. The treatment I'm most familiar with uses a laser to burn holes in the retina and the underlying tissue, so that scar tissue forms between the layers and holds the retina in place. Ew.

      I hope your eye surgery goes well!

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  39. I have had Lasik - The Flapping Kind by dalewj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I started wearing glasses when i was 2 years old, at the age of 35 I decided that the coke bottles that had burned a bump in my nose had to go. $5000, 3 surgeries (one had to be done twice) later i can see 21/23 (Was about 39/46). It was the best money spent, 7 years later my eyes are just starting to get weaker again. I hope that in 5 or so more years i still wont need glasses, which will mean a good 12 years seeing my alarm clock in the morning.

    One note, on second surgery of first eye (They werent close enough the first time) they had to draw a line on my eye where the old cut had been made so they could cut in the same place again. I hope nobody ever has to have some draw on there eye, it was not at all pleasant and truely blew out my blood pressure for the day.

  40. How many eye doctors do this do themselves? by Clueless+Moron · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I have been to two different opthalmologists over the past few years, and both of them wear regular glasses. They don't even use contact lenses.

    Their explanation in both cases was the same: we really don't know the long-term effects of PRK/LASIK/LASEK. It could have side effects (triggering glaucoma, etc) that would render you near blind in 30 years. Is it really worth that risk?

    So I'm sticking with glasses. For one thing, I'm over 40 and while I'm still nearsighted, normal age-related presbyopia is setting in. I can deal with it by simply removing my glasses to look at things that are up close. If I had LASIK, I'd need to carry reading glasses with me all the time, so there's not much of a win.

    1. Re:How many eye doctors do this do themselves? by Insanity · · Score: 1

      My surgeon had PRK done, and personally did most of his family as well. Just an anecdote.

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    2. Re:How many eye doctors do this do themselves? by bnenning · · Score: 1

      It could have side effects (triggering glaucoma, etc) that would render you near blind in 30 years.

      Bah. In 30 years we should be able to inject images directly into the optic nerve, giving everyone perfect vision.

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    3. Re:How many eye doctors do this do themselves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Opthalmologists are the most conservative doctors on the planet. A good friend of mine is an opthalmologist and a pilot, and in years flying with him, I have never seen him do anything remotely fun in the airplane. He has no sense of excitement, and anything with more then minimum risk is a "bad thing".

    4. Re:How many eye doctors do this do themselves? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      I have been to two different opthalmologists over the past few years, and both of them wear regular glasses.

      I asked my opthamologist the same thing a couple of years ago, and he said pretty much the same thing. "You don't see many of us having it done, do you?"

      So I'm sticking with glasses. For one thing, I'm over 40 and while I'm still nearsighted, normal age-related presbyopia is setting in. I can deal with it by simply removing my glasses to look at things that are up close. If I had LASIK, I'd need to carry reading glasses with me all the time, so there's not much of a win.

      Bingo. I'm closer to 50, and right now, I know where my glasses are. If I'm awake, they're on my head.
      Having to haul around reading glasses is one more thing to lose.

    5. Re:How many eye doctors do this do themselves? by muellerr1 · · Score: 1

      In my day we didn't even have glasses, just rocks that we held in front of our eyes. We couldn't see any better, but at least nothing was blurry because all we could see were these big rocks, and we didn't have to worry about the long-term effects of a couple of newfangled magnifying lenses focusing the sun's rays and cooking our retinas. Glasses? Thanks, but no thanks, I'll stick with my rocks. At least I know they won't make me go blind someday.

  41. Re:Grinding? Is this at least available to consume by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

    Depends what you mean.. PRK has a quicker recovery time in the the LASIK flap procedure never, ever, ever heals. The flap is held on by surface tension (or something like that). PRK does have the advantage that the cells on the front of the eye heal over. There is a better PRK method nowadays where they 'soften' the cells on the front of the eye with alcohol, push them to one side, do the 'reshaping' and then push them back. Apparently its still a bit painful, but a lot less than the old PRK.

  42. Misleading by XMilkProject · · Score: 1

    The article is a bit misleading. There is not really any grinding down, and the flap is still removed as with more traditional lasik. The difference is that the flap is thrown away and not replaced. The flap will heal itself and thus remove any risk of it coming loose at a later time.

    The downside here is much more pain, and much slower (3 months) healing process, hence the flap is usually replaced to act as a natural bandage.

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    1. Re:Misleading by bdleonard · · Score: 1

      What on Earth are you talking about? With PRK there is no "flap" created. Also note, during LASIK ripping off the flap is a "VERY BAD" thing.

    2. Re:Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go re-read what he said.

    3. Re:Misleading by XMilkProject · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia tells me that the same 'flap' or outer layer is removed. With PRK it is not ever put back, and the eye is allowed to heal/regenerate this outer layer itself. With Lasik, the flap is put back, and the healing process is much quicker.

      For these pilots, they would prefer to take the longer healing process, instead of running the risk of this flap coming loose in the future.

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    4. Re:Misleading by bdleonard · · Score: 1

      outer layer (PRK) != flap (LASIK)

      The flap is quite deep (relatively speaking)

  43. 349 by codepunk · · Score: 1

    349 in the past 5 years is not a whole lot of people considering the size of the navy.

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    1. Re:349 by caramuru · · Score: 3, Informative

      That would be 349 procedures on Naval Academy students - a much smaller universe.

  44. Latent Nystagmus by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 1

    Ever since I was a child, I've had latent Nystagmus (latent because it doesn't happen all the time).

    Basically, I lose control of my lateral motor functions in both eyes, and they shake from left to right.

    The skinny is that everyone's eyes automatically adjust eye position. When you look at something, your eye will gradually move a bit off of where you are looking, and then your eye will realize "oh crap, I need to adjust a bit to look back where I should be." With Nystagmus, the eyes take a lot farther to realize that they're not looking straight at the intended object, and so they travel away from straight noticeably further. When the eye finally realizes it's off, it snaps back into place, but then starts drifting again. Note- this isn't a lazy eye, because both eyes do it synchronously.

    What I've always wanted to know is if it would be possible for me to get PRK or LASIK with this condition. I would forever be worried that my eye would shake a bit while the laser was lasering and I'd end up with scorched eyeballs... Perhaps it's a paranoia, but hey, it's my eyes!

    1. Re:Latent Nystagmus by RembrandtX · · Score: 1

      your dr has checked for chrones right ?
      thats a symptom .. friend from highschool wasn't diagnosed until he was like 23 .. but his eyes jittered all through school.

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    2. Re:Latent Nystagmus by ballsmccoy · · Score: 0, Informative

      The new laser systems (new as in the last 5 years) have motion detection at a very high scan rate. It tracks your eye through the entire treatment, and if you move at any point, the procedure just takes longer since the machine pauses, waits for your eye to come back where it wants, and continues.

    3. Re:Latent Nystagmus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I had Nystagmus and had LASIK done with a lot of success. The doctor was able to get me to 20/30 vision from something like 20/200. My advice, go to a really good doctor even if it is a lot more expensive than the $199 ones you see in papers. They actually hold your eye with a clamp during the surgery, so there is no movement possible.

    4. Re:Latent Nystagmus by wiml · · Score: 1

      That matches what I've heard. Even a normal healthy eye makes many small involuntary motions (saccades) so the system has to deal with that somehow. Unless they use eyedrops to paralyze the eye muscles, and I assume that those eyedrops would work on nystigmatus as well.

    5. Re:Latent Nystagmus by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      They clamp your eyeball in place for 5 minutes while they make the cut and then do the laser.
      It aches like you would expect from pushing on your eyeball.

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    6. Re:Latent Nystagmus by nystagman · · Score: 1

      Have you ever had your eye movements recorded in a laboratory that specializes in nystagmus research? My laboratory (www.omlab.org, in Cleveland, OH) is one such place, and we routinely see patients for free. As in beer. You can get my email from the my page in the "personnel" section. (I'm Dr. Jacobs.) Feel free to contact me if you have any questions.

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    7. Re:Latent Nystagmus by nystagman · · Score: 1

      "chrones"?

      Do you mean "Crohn's disease," which affects the GI system?

      I am unaware of any connection, other than conicidental, between the two. If there is, shame on me for not knowing better, since I have: a) Crohn's, and b) a Ph.D. and a decade of research in nystagmus.

      This is so exciting! I finally have a chance to talk about something I actually know about on slashdot. It's nothing like I dreamed it would be!!!

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    8. Re:Latent Nystagmus by nystagman · · Score: 1

      (I shall try again to reply to the proper posting...)

      Have you ever had your eye movements recorded in a laboratory that specializes in nystagmus research?

      My laboratory (www.omlab.org, in Cleveland, OH) is one such place, and we routinely see patients for free. As in beer.

      You can get my email from the my page in the "personnel" section. (I'm Dr. Jacobs.) Feel free to contact me if you have any questions.

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  45. Night Vision by Beek · · Score: 1

    Does this method affect your night vision? (The LASIK method can negatively affect night vision.)

  46. Pre-laser surgery not that bad by rickkas7 · · Score: 1

    It wasn't that bad before laser correction. I had Radial Keratotomy surgery done in 1994 and I can still see. Though it is a little disconcerting when a doctor holding a scalpel above your eye says, "Don't sneeze."

  47. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by aztec+rain+god · · Score: 1
    ...and he got the surgery done, for free.


    Remember, there's no free lunch! Somebody paid for that surgery. Wouldn't it be nice if we all had access to the same health care system that those in the military have, given that we're already paying for it? A man can dream.
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  48. Excessive surgery rates by dpilot · · Score: 1

    I notice most posts are talking about the particulars of this type of vision correction or that, but I got something different out of the title. They're applying this to nearly 1/3 of the midshipman class members. That seems like a rather high rate of surgery. I can see the specific benefits for pilots, but this sounds like it's approaching across-the-board-for-imperfect-eyesight. I've also heard that C-section rates for childbirth are much higher in military hospitals than in civilian. It kind of smacks of a one-size-fits-all attitude, with a correct-with-surgery clause added.

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    1. Re:Excessive surgery rates by RembrandtX · · Score: 1

      well .. technically .. a c-section is a better way to have a child.

      there is additional risk to mom from infection, but thats why they do it in a hospital.

      in 'natural' child birth .. there is a lot of .... tearing, which if drastic .. can take months to heal.

      my cousin still has problems with pain when .. well .. crapping .. and its been over 9 months. A simple appeasiomoty could have fixed that.

      all in all .. surgical cuts heal faster, cleaner, and with less scaring than tears do.

      Of course, we bottle fed our kid too .. so the 'breast is best' nazis hate us already.

      we had sonigrams all the time too .. god DAMN that science stuff anyways ..

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    2. Re:Excessive surgery rates by nancypants · · Score: 1

      There's tearing, but from what I understand, they make incisions to prevent it from being random and hard to heal. Past the tearing part and the possibility of breach birth, c-section is not safer. Any surgery that has to open up the abdominal cavity and go past the lower GI tract is at greater risk for complications, including infection. The bowel is a very, very dirty place that contains bacteria that will kill us if not isolated to that area.

  49. Re: Why pay more for a 71 second procedure? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    On the one hand you could say "pay a high price".
    On the other hand you could say "go with the folks that have done this tens of thousands of times".

    I got mine done here in Houston from Dr. Wade back in 1998.
    It was like $350 per eye.

    The procedure at that time.
    1) use a machine to map your eye.
    2) feed results of the machine into laser controlling machine.
    3) the doctor fixes your eye in place with a clamp.
    4) the doctor uses a device in a track (no free hand cutting) that cuts 75% of a circle making the flap.
    5) a machine guides the laser in a series of pulses (you smell a burning hair smell but feel nothing).
    6) repeat for eye #2.

    7) The *trickiest part* is to *religiously* put in the medicated eye drops for a couple weeks so you don't get an infection because if you do then that is a problem- potentially a bad one. Infection rate at the time was something like 10 per 100,000 almost all due to the people not putting the drops in. I'm sure others didn't put the drops in and didn't get infected.

    Results?
    When I go to the ocean I can *SEE* water instead of a dark blurry mass.
    When I go skiing, I don't have to stop at the bottom of every run and wait for my glasses to unfog.
    When I play sports, I can see the disk and I don't ever get my glasses knocked off (and damaged).
    A few less ear aches and headaches (I had heavy glasses).
    No contact eye infections.
    No wierd veins in my eyes when i go skiing.

    Some what dryer eyes-- so I have to use drops when humidity gets down below 30%. But that may be partially because it is always 80% humidity here normally.

    It could be a problem later in life. Then again, I almost died in 1993 anyway so I want to grab some fun while I can.

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  50. Re: oh my... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm gettin glight headed now... why is my blood pressure going up when *you* had the surgery a while back?

    i might as well get it done since i'm already feeling all the negative emotional effects!

  51. Into Thin Air by GogglesPisano · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After reading about the experience of Beck Weathers on Mount Everest (he had radial keratotomy surgery, and during the climb experienced blindness that cost him both hands and part of his face to frostbite), I've decided that maybe glasses aren't so bad after all.

    1. Re:Into Thin Air by Hohlraum · · Score: 0, Troll

      people who put their lives at risk doing stuff like that eventually will eventually pay for it. i'm sure his hands and half his face were worth that risk to him. if not he's a ****ing moron.

    2. Re:Into Thin Air by John+Miles · · Score: 1

      After reading about the experience of Beck Weathers on Mount Everest (he had radial keratotomy surgery, and during the climb experienced blindness... I've decided that maybe glasses aren't so bad after all

      After reading about the experience of Henry H. Bliss, a real estate broker who was knocked down and run over at Central Park West and 74th Street in New York City in the first US automobile-pedestrian fatality on September 13, 1889, I've decided that maybe horses aren't so bad after all.

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  52. Supersonic Flapping by lys1123 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Navy uses a different procedure than that used on civilians -- grinding the cornea rather than cutting a flap -- out of fears that the flap could come loose in supersonic combat.

    I wonder if this means that people who have had eye surgery in the civilian sector are also ineligible for flight school, or if the military has even considered asking people if they have had the procedure before admitting them.

    1. Re:Supersonic Flapping by HoboMaster · · Score: 3, Informative

      They ask, and yes, the people who have it done are ineligible. The military lets a lot of things go, but the possibility of a pilot suddenly being blinded while in the air isn't acceptable. People who want to become a pilot are told to avoid getting the civilian procedure done, whether PRK or LASIK, and to wait and have the Navy do it for them. Same applies to the Marines, Air Force, etc. They're pretty careful about this.

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    2. Re:Supersonic Flapping by magbottle · · Score: 1

      >I wonder if this means that people who have had eye surgery in the civilian sector are also ineligible for flight school, or if > the military has even considered asking people if they have had the procedure before admitting them.

      For Navy flight school, in general, unless the procedure is performed by the Navy, one is ineligible. There is a waiver process, though, and it's possible to get lucky.

    3. Re:Supersonic Flapping by Joiseybill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Friends & Family in the service have told me that not only are eyes checked, but other parts, too.
      Any dentistry that isn't done right is fixed by military dentists - or you get disqualified from some jobs. One can't be expected to perform on high-altitiude jumps & flights or high-pressure underwater dives when air bubbles inside fillings could expand / boil / explode.
      It makes sense that certain medical procedures need to be done to a different tolerance level in the military.

    4. Re:Supersonic Flapping by magbottle · · Score: 1

      >Friends & Family in the service have told me that not only are eyes checked, but other parts, too.

      I can't speak to the issue for the Navy (or our other armed forces) in general, but to even pre-qualify for the Naval Academy, your neck can't be too long or too short, you can't have had too much acne, teeth must be in "good enough" shape, etc, etc. Not to mention all the other performance related characteristics. The whole vision thing has loosened up incredibly in just the last 5 or 6 years.

  53. Wrong by m874t232 · · Score: 1

    Sure, the remedies aren't going to be 100%, but if we waited for them to be perfect, we'd still have extremely short life expectancies.

    Almost all the gain in life expectancy is due to (no risk) public health measures, not (potentially risky) medical procedures.

  54. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Remember, there's no free lunch! Somebody paid for that surgery. Wouldn't it be nice if we all had access to the same health care system that those in the military have, given that we're already paying for it? A man can dream.


    Ready to enlist? Because if you aren't, STFU.

    Generally speaking even in peacetime the military is a fairly hard lifestyle. When I was in (during the Gulf War) we worked out that we were getting paid about $2.25 an hour for work that was either very boring or very dangerous.

    Guaranteed: food, shelter (gotta love those two man tents), medical care, and maybe a few perks after you've exited the service (GI Bill rocks). Also guaranteed: a chance to go to a third world shithole and either get killed outright or seriously maimed, and in my unit 55-80 hour work weeks.

    That being said, in the Army I met two damned fine dentists (out of five) and one damned fine doctor (out of at least eight). I'm not sure where everybody gets the cheery "they're awesome" opinion of military docs, but I'm guessing that the Navy and Air Force have real standards when it comes to physicians.
  55. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I hear if you want to join up you can get the surgery FOR FREE! :)

    Of course, the down side is that you have to give up or postpone your current career plans and risk getting shot at and stuff, but still! You too can get this surgery for free!

    On another note, it's probably cheaper to the tax payers long term to pay for the surgery than it is for all the special gear + glasses/contacts etc. Even if the surgery is slightly more expensive for the people who only stay in 4 years than the glasses, it likely improves combat effectiveness enough to make it worth while. Not having to worry about broken glasses, getting the special gas masks, night vision goggles, or whatever could save lives and make a real difference in the outcome of battles.

    Think about it this way, all those guys in the military get issued machine guns FOR FREE! I don't really think they're gonna give me one too.

  56. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by really? · · Score: 1

    Well, there's and easy way to get the same benefits...join up. You also get the benefit of travelling to foreign places, meet new people who are all to happy to ... shoot at you or try to blow you up.

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  57. Actually, it's mostly in subsonic combat by mnemonic_ · · Score: 4, Informative

    out of fears that the flap could come loose in supersonic combat.

    Actually, LASIK concerns relate to high-g combat which is mostly subsonic. That's where pilots experience the highest inertial forces which could (theoretically) tear open a LASIK-cut cornea and eyeball. For every aircraft the optimum (quickest turn rate) turning speed is subsonic, and the ability to change the aircraft's attitude is paramount in tactical engagements.

    1. Re:Actually, it's mostly in subsonic combat by zygote · · Score: 1

      Accuracy, smaccuracy. SUPERsonic combat after LASER surgery sounds so much cooler than subsonic maneuvers after PRK.

      C'mon, this is SLASHdot not slashDOT.

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    2. Re:Actually, it's mostly in subsonic combat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's true but it's a gamble to straight away dump speed (hence energy) for maximum turn rate. Supersonic combat is also high G. You can pull the same Gs at high speeds as you can at low speeds because the lift increases with speed. The airframe strength then sets the lift limit.

      But yeah, I agree that subsonic combat is definitely a concern. Supersonic really has nothing to do with it. The full article actually says "supersonic fighters" which is more of a statement about the aircraft's performance rather than the eye flapping speed :)

    3. Re:Actually, it's mostly in subsonic combat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah the turn rate is highest, but they're talking about high-g forces. So supersonic combat is a misnomer, yes, but they could just as easily damage their cornea at supersonic speeds. Turn rate is not the same as g forces.

  58. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

    OK, all you have to do is pay the extra 2+ years of servitude at a job that carries with it elevated risk for harm and you can have the health benefits they enjoy.

    Oh, you thought the only cost was tax dollars. Get a clue.

  59. these doc's are a bit ethically challenged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Doctors should heal, not make better killing machines.

  60. No thanks by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    I've had people ask me why I've never gone to contacts or had Lasik.... Couple of reasons. One, allergies, that leaves out contacts. My job is the main reason I put up with the hassle of glasses. I work on printers, fax, copiers, networks and you have something once in a while fly up and hit you in the face. Be it liquid or solid. I few years back I had a spring clip fly up and smack my glasses, dead center in the left lens. Had I not had glasses, it would have hit me in the eye. Yeah, if I had 20/20 and safety glasses it would have it those, but, I'm not taking any chances with my eyesight even if the surgery is 100%. I've heard that some report night time driving in the rain is a problem also....

  61. On the waiting list.... by jfz · · Score: 1, Informative

    Its great that they offer this free to enlisted active duty , and its often used as an a recruitment incentive. However in reality the waiting list for this procedure is often atleast 2 years, speaking from personal experience.

  62. Considering by dubmun · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have been thinking about getting the Lasik for a long time. It seem to me that the risk versus reward is low in the short term. But we don't know what the long term effects of the surgery are... By long term I mean the possibility of being more suseptible to eye disease and disorders that are more common in later life.

    My mother had radial keritotomy (sp?) 15-20 years ago. My understanding of the procedure is that it is the equivalant of Lasik but using a blade to make the incisions instead of laser. My point is that she is in her mid sixties now and has developed glaucoma and will be forced to take eye drops every few hours and have regular checkups to keep it under control for the rest of her life. She has been told that her eye surgery may have put her in an elevated risk group for glaucoma, but not until now.

    Until I hear of more long term studies on the effects of Lasik... I think I'll wait.

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    1. Re:Considering by RealGrouchy · · Score: 0

      One of the primary advantages of laser surgery is that the laser doesn't make any physical contact with the eye.

      I know a couple of people who had the "blade"-eye surgery, and have had serious, contant, long-and-short-term complications. The short term risk for laser surgery is very clearly much better, but the long term (i.e. decades) effects are still not entirely clear.

      - RG>

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    2. Re:Considering by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
      My mother had radial keritotomy (sp?) 15-20 years ago. My understanding of the procedure is that it is the equivalant of Lasik but using a blade to make the incisions instead of laser...

      RK isn't really the same as LASIK, it's more like PRK (basically RK, but with a laser). In RK, slits are cut radially in specific places causing the cornea to reshape as it heals and changing your prescription. PRK does kind of the same thing, but by ablating the outer layer of the cornea then ablating differing amounts of the underlying structure to explicitly reshape the cornea. The outer layer heals over the next month or so.

      In LASIK leave the outer cornea in tack, but slices it back in a flap. The underlying cornea is reshaped like in PRK, then the flap is folded back. Presto, you're done.

      The recovery times are different for each procedure as well as the inherent problems are different (see my previous post.

      Glaucoma is an eye-pressure problem caused by the fluid within the eye not "circulating" efficiently (for lack of a better description) and probably isn't related to the RK (which just sliced the very outer portion of the cornea). The jury is still out as to whether PRK and LASIK encourage cateracts though...

      Hope this helps...

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  63. Re:Grinding? Is this at least available to consume by ZenKen · · Score: 1

    It's called PRK.

    It doesn't cut the cornea, and it's the only surgery allowed for prospective and current Navy pilots. Midshipmen (who do not yet have careers as pilots) who want to fly but cannot see have to elect to have the surgery and accept the outcome if it goes awry (i.e. not by military doctors and not on the Navy's dime). We briefed these midshipmen on the risks and responsibilities, and they elect to pay and have the surgery.

    It's not that painful, and they are generally out the next day or so. Your vision will be watery for a while as your brain adjusts to the new focus of your eyes, and you take steroid shots. Three months minimum after the surgery (when your vision is considered stable) you are evaluated by a Navy doctor (as part of your precommissioning aviation physical) and they are the ones that determine if you are a go for flight school. Note: your vision does not have to be perfect (20/30 or better, I think), and the strict vision requirements are for pilots, NOT NFOs (Naval Flight Officers... the back seat driver like Gooseman). This is not new news, but it's an interesting discussion (I recently taught as an NROTC instructor, so I know the ropes).

  64. "...come loose in supersonic combat" by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    The speed wouldn't be the problem, it would have to be high-G loads from tight turns in a dogfight. Plus, dogfights almost never get supersonic, if ever.

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  65. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by aztec+rain+god · · Score: 1

    If what I said came accross as any affront to those who serve in the military, I fear my I've been misunderstood. My point was simply that medical care is not free, and it would be nice if we had access to the same healthcare system as those in the military, as well as those who work for any federal agency, as well as the loftiest of Congresscritters, get. But I wouldn't dare offer insult to anyone in the military, and upon rereading my comment, I'm not sure how you got that.

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  66. End of the day, or the year, or your lifetime... by ianscot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But at the end of the day I know that I can see - with my glasses.

    At the end of the day, people with laser surgery can basically see. Some have problems with glare, and some develop vision problems that can't be corrected even with glasses, but the procedure basically works for most people despite the risks.

    That's at the end of the day. How about at the end of the decade, or of your lifetime, though? This thing has only been done for a short while now, and the longitudinal studies aren't in, by definition.

    Military organizations, again, have done studies over shorter periods. Eighteen months is not the measure of this surgery, though. It's performed on a sensitive organ that already has problems with deterioration with age. Given that, I'm not exactly jumping to get it done because of the deals on those special ads that come with the Sunday funnies in my paper.

    Are contact lenses such a problem? I can see it for jet pilots, okay, maybe. But for everyday people, what -- you absolutely can't wear goggles when you swim?

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  67. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by aztec+rain+god · · Score: 1

    I'm not quite sure how that rebuts the claim that the procedure was free. Please advise.

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  68. optical astronomy by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Small sample I realize, but I know two different people whose ability to do optical astronomy has been severely impacted by
    eye surgery. Combined with an increased risk of glaucoma (and no end in sight to the prohibition of the one medication that is effectively indicated for glaucoma), I believe I will continue to make myself be satisfied with the highest quality glasses I can get.

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  69. I'll take my eyes without flaps or grinding please by LongShip · · Score: 1

    Like others here, I've had very bad vision since I can remember. I've worn glasses during my waking hours for over fifty years. In the 70's I wore contact lenses, which worked very well for me. Now, I've got a condition that gives me permanent double vision, which is only partially correctable and only with glasses. I hate my bad vision. It's an unbelievable, never-ending hassle to me.

    However, I would *never* allow any doctor cut flaps or grind on my eyeball in an attempt to rid myself of my eyeglasses. Although I despise my eyeglasses, I love my eyes, which I hopefully will still be needing for some decades into the future.

    That's the problem with these procedures. They haven't been doing them long enough to know what the long-term effects are. I cannot imagine trading off my vision later for mere vanity or convenience.

    Thank you. I think I'll suffer with my specs. I *know* that they will not render me blind. I don't know that cutting flaps into my eyes will not do that.

  70. Anecdotal evidence by ianscot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Your point about the med school funding -- I'm considering med school, so I know whereof you speak -- is well taken.

    I did have a friend in the Navy, though, who underwent a nightmarish wisdom tooth extraction. The Navy dentist gave him conscious sedation (a narcotic) instead of a general anesthetic, and then proceeded to perform an extraction that would have given any Civil War surgeon pause. My friend described the fear very effectively. Said he never slept on his back after that, because it reminded him of the surgery chair somehow.

    In general the reputation of the military's medical services was that of a poor-to-middling staff model HMO, based on my friend's description of the general situation. Maybe that reflected all the young doctors doing their five years and gaining experience, maybe not.

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    1. Re:Anecdotal evidence by gordo3000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      that is odd that he had such a problem with not getting general anesthetic. when I had mine pulled, I Had to have general anesthetic because they were going to cut them out of the jaw bone and not let them get severely impacted(they were sitting partially under my 12 year molars already). But everyone else in my family that had the procedure done just used local and was awake during the procedure. sometimes, it just helps to request general if you are squeamish about what they are doing. I mean, those are your strongest teeth and therefore, the most difficult to pull. I'm just saying, don't always blame the doctor. A lot of amputations are done without using general anesthetic and this is for the patient's safety. I'm sure it can leave a severe mental scar though.

  71. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well I'm not the parent poster, but I think the point is that when you're employed by someone then you get health benefits not available to people not employed by them. Quite frankly, I'm pretty sure the only reason the military offers the surgery for free is that it's actually a long term cost/efficiency savings for the military.

    My work health plan offers discounts to eye surgery because I have an eye plan that pays for glasses etc. Since they expect to pay X amount of money for glasses, and they estimate how many years I'll be getting new glasses etc. some nice actuarial program tells them they can offer me a discount on the surgery and save money in glasses.

    For combat troops who need special equipment/risk more lives if they are wearing glasses, the 'savings' for offering the surgery are greater. Whether or not our Congress critters get free surgery I don't know, but it's not a standard government benefit, so... the answer is, it was decided that it was a good way to spend the tax payer's dollar, but paying $4k for everyone in America who wears glasses... for no real reason except it would be nice for us... Well, I guess there's always Canada :)

    As for taking offense... I guess it might be that you're implying that somehow members of the military don't deserve those benefits. That it's somehow unfair that they get them when not everyone else does. Sure it'd be nice if we all could, but sadly if we knew how to make socialized medicine work well it would probably be in place already.

  72. doctrine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..erm...so you're saying they've been doctrine long enough to know how to do it right....

  73. Thanks alot! by 4D6963 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Thanks alot! Now that I went through the two last links and some of your comments, I'm definitely disgusted of laser eye surgery (a flap? peeling off your eye? protective contacts? ewww wtf), and won't consider it again before they invent some stuff that does it without cutting or peeling off anything in your eye, damnit! Don't mean to sound like a cunt but that's disgusting, not even talking about the actual risks

    Meanwhile I'll stick to glasses and contacts, even if it's annoying sometimes.

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  74. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by buraianto · · Score: 1

    Sometimes you can't tell the difference.

  75. Correcting some innacuracies. by guidryp · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Navy is doing PRK. This was the first procedure done widely on civilians. Lasik was introduced later. The primary Lasik advantage is the patients have usable vision sooner and are pain free sooner. PRK is the better treatment, but in our quick fix society, Lasik is more popular. It is also pushed by many docs as there is less negative feedback from customers, less followups during the shorter initial healing cycle.

    Lasik, cuts a flap into the stroma, this is not the same flap that is removed for PRK as some folks have been characterizing. Alarmingly this flap never full seems to heal. It has been lifted YEARS after the original surgery. Lasik permanently weakens the cornea.

    PRK is essentially moving or removing the epithelium. A thin surface layer that will grow back, not the deeper flap cut in the above. Variant (LASEK or epi-Lasik) attempt to preseve the epithelial layer and use it as a sort of bandage during healing. This helps speed the healing and lower pain, but it is still not as good as traditional Lasik.

    Bottom Line:
    PRK and variants, better/slower/more painful. Laskik has more issues/complications, but is more comfortable/faster.

    The navy is making the right choice here.

    1. Re:Correcting some innacuracies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That proceedure is what I had done - it corrected for a "corrogated" condition of my cornea. This condition cannot be corrected by glasses.

    2. Re:Correcting some innacuracies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  76. What can go wrong? by RonTheHurler · · Score: 1
    Ok, lots of people have had PRK and Lasik and loved it. It was becasue of two friends of mine who had LASIK and loved it that I decided to do it. I wish I hadn't. I really really wish I hadn't

    First off, I used a very highly recommended doc. He even had photos in his office of all the Hollywood celebrities he'd done it on. Not that hollywood celebrities add any credibility to any expertise other than acting, and even that's debatable. Except that they do tend to have very big, strong social networks, and cost is typically no object, so I felt like this was at least a good goc with fabulous word of mouth recommendations, and he wasn't cheap. He also had a "zero failure rate" in at least ten years of practice.

    So I did it, and had 20-20 vision. I don't qualify as a faiure, but I certainly didn't know how many ways your vision can be not-right either. Sure, I can read the 20-20 line on the chart at 20 feet. So I'm a success, right? Well, the letters aren't acutually supposed to have drop-shadows. But I do see them and I can read them with no difficulty.

    My cornea had developed a "wrinkle" in it. That's what the doc called it. So small and slight that it can't be seen without special instruments. But the doc could see it. And I can see the refractive abberation it causes on my retina. I see double vision on anything with high contrast. It's especially bad in the blue-green part of the spectrum. When driving, I see double green lights but only one red light.

    Don't misunderstand, it's not a two-eye focusing on the same thing problem. Even with one eye shut, I see double, like a drop shadow. It's a slightly left-right misalignment with my left eye and a 45 degree diagonal misalignment with my right eye. Looking at the full moon at night is depressing. It's a big fat misshapen blur. This kind of thing can NOT be corrected with glasses either.

    To be fair, I have incredible vision at certain distances. I can still see very well up close, no reading glasses needed at all even though I'm 45 years old (I had the surgery 3.5 years ago to cure myopia, so I've never needed reading glasses anyway) I can also see details on distant mountains and in clouds and passing jet planes I could never have seen with my glasses on. What the sunsets do to clouds truly blows me away now. I've never seen such beauty before in my life! But that's not very useful generally. Driving- especially at night is maddening because of all the double images from traffic lights and other lighted signs. I hate neon signs now like you wouldn't believe. And then there's the moon, and I see at least twice as many stars as you probably do. I see twin-stars that should be solitary.

    But, I still have 20-20 vision, because I can make out the damn letters on that friggin chart. So I'm not a failure. I'm a screaming success, from the doc's point of view anyway.

    The solution? I've been told the only thing to do is have the operation again. For free this time, of course. I don't think so. I wish I could have my old eyes back. I fear they'll only get worse if I do it again.

    I wonder how the military is dealing with the possibility of pilots who can pass the 20-20 test on the chart but aren't reporting the double vision thing. Then again, maybe they've perfected the "details on mountaintops" thing and are exploiting it somehow. That could be useful for military pilots!

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  77. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

    I'm not rebuting anything. I'm calling you out for being an asshat who thinks he should get the same healthcare as someone in the military without having to pay the extraneous costs - such as having to serve.

  78. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    It's not really "free," it's just being rolled into the opportunity cost of the job: it's like a benefit, one of the few benefits of being in the military. A civilian would have to pay for the surgery, sure, but they would probably so make significantly more money. Same with the health plan and free housing (barracks). Go read the military pay rates if you want. I'm not saying they're not a bad deal if you want to be in the military, but if you have half a brain you don't do it for the money, that's for sure.

    So saying the surgery is 'free' is right up there with Verizon wireless telling me I can get a 'free phone,' if only I agree to pay them $50 a month for three years. Only fools and people who work in advertising would call that 'free.'

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  79. one eye at a time by peter303 · · Score: 0

    If fear is a greater obstacle, than money, then you can have each eye done at separate times. That will cost more, however.

  80. Correction -- parse error. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Informative
    Go read the military pay rates if you want. I'm not saying they're not a bad deal if you want to be in the military, but if you have half a brain you don't do it for the money, that's for sure.
    Oops -- there's one too many negatives in there. What I meant was "I'm not saying they're a bad deal if you want to be in the military...", i.e. if what you want to do in life is be a soldier/airman/marine/etc., then by all means they pay you enough to live on assuming you're frugal when you're getting started. But if your goal is to make money, there are other paths available to people of average intelligence that will get you there faster. You don't go into the service for the money. (Possible exception of college scholarships; if you play those correctly, you can possibly come out ahead of what you would have ever made in the same amount of time in the private sector.)
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  81. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
    They offer it to everyone, and encourage you to do it.

    I'm curious - did they offer it to hyperopic (farsighted) soldiers? Its only about 8-10% of the population with bad vision who are nearsighted, but LASIK is primarily aimed at myopic patients.

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  82. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by aztec+rain+god · · Score: 1

    That was exactly the point I was trying to make- that it was a stupid statement to say the procedure was free. I like the military, I think they are being compensated horribly for what they do. I'm not sure why I'm being flamed so.

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  83. Re:End of the day, or the year, or your lifetime.. by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

    ...you absolutely can't wear goggles when you swim?

    Most people tend to wear contacts to avoid the goggle-eyed look. Vanity is a rather compelling force. Anyone who's had to take shop classes or similar course where protective gear will attest to that from hearing at least one macho guy/dainty girl saying "I'm not gonna wear this, it makes me look stupid..." These same people are often the ones who later bitch about getting crap in their eye or melting half their face with chemicals.

  84. My experiences with eye surgery by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    Well ok, not mine exactly but my wife's.

    She has both anterior and posterior uveitis. Primary treatment for these is steroid injections directly into the eye. It treats the swelling but the side result is nearly immediate and total cataracts. So she's also had lens replacement surgery in both eyes. Next up is laser surgery to remove secondary cataracts. False lenses will collect material in the eye as a film which has to be removed periodically with a laser. Oh yeah, she's also <35 years old.

    All that, and she still has about 20/25 to 20/30 vision.

    So it's my gut feeling that you'd have to screw up pretty darn bad to have a lasik procedure go awry. I agree with your advice to shop around - there are good and bad eye doctors out there. But if someone does as you suggest and do their research and pick a good one they shouldn't worry about anything bad happening. I'm sure it's "Bob's discount lasik center and donut shoppe" that is throwing off the averages.

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    1. Re:My experiences with eye surgery by Yehooti · · Score: 1

      My thought has been that I don't want to cut into a healthy eye. Glasses do the job without that invasion. I'd love to see 20-20 without my coke bottle external lenses but since they work fine, I don't want to take any risk, however slight. If I live long enough to get cataracts then I will have the corrections made.

  85. Difference procedure? by wx327 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was hoping the Navy was using sharks with lasers...

  86. Ground corneas by z_gringo · · Score: 1

    Wow, Ground corneas!! The military gets all the good stuff..

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  87. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by aztec+rain+god · · Score: 1

    Dude, my point wasn't about the military, it was about our messed up health care system. Here's my idea of paradise:
    1. Make the base pay for an E-1 $80,000/yr. Scale on up accordingly.
    2. Allow any private employer to buy into the same health care system available to federal agencies/military.
    3. Rejoice.

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  88. What's it called? by LokiSteve · · Score: 1

    I'm shopping for a new eye Dr. and would like to find one with one of these. I've been reading about them for years and I think it'd do good for me since I can never tell if 1 is better than 2.

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    1. Re:What's it called? by hawaiian717 · · Score: 2, Informative

      They're usually called autorefractors.

      http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-an-autorefractor.h tm

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  89. PRK rocks! by naChoZ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not...

    I had it a couple years ago. I reposted my blog entry afterwards here in my slashdot journal.

    Excerpt:

    She took her time. A swipe swipe here, a swipe swipe there, here a swipe, there a swipe... After she satisfactorily buffed away the covering of my eyeball, she used an actual broom to sweep away the leftover shit in my eye. I know this because I heard her say the word "broom" before she used it. There were other tools used. Again I express my thanks to the inventors of those magical eyedrops. She continues to remove the last remnants of the covering of my eye like one might remove a proof of purchase from a can of Jif to win the $300,000 grand prize, gently now, don't want to ruin the serial number.

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  90. surgery worth the risks for me by mlong · · Score: 1

    I got my first LASIK surgery in 1998 on both eyes. I had worn glasses and contacts my whole life and was tired of them. I was virtually blind without them and my prescription was so strong I always had to special order my contacts. So for me, it was well worth the risks, and I must say it was the best thing I have ever done in my life. Since then I have had 2 other surgeries in one eye and 1 in the other since after my eyes regressed a little after they healed. I see 20/20 and have no trouble other than the ocassional stars/halos around lights at night. If anyone is thinking about doing it the best thing you can do is follow the pre-op and post-op instructions to a T...drops every 30 minutes, lubrication drops constantly, proper vitamins, etc. I think that has a lot to do with how successful it is. Also since I had my surgery done there have been advancements...IntraLase to use the laser to cut the flaps, and wavefront mapping which determines the specific abberations of your eye.

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    1. Re:surgery worth the risks for me by spacey · · Score: 1

      I'm strongly considering PRK right now, because I'm starting to have reactions to the new generation of silicon hydrogel lenses, and I don't want to have to worry about new materials getting put in my eye every few years for extended periods, and my possible litany of adverse reactions that could come with each new gee-gaw.

      So, because I practice capoeira angola, and even though it's usually pretty chill there's the chance of getting kicked in the face, I'm leaning towards PRK instead of LASIK because I don't want to deal with a loose corneal flap along with anything else that may be involved in recovering from such a situation.

      The most important thing, it seems to me, that's changed in the last few years is wavefront and laser eye tracking. Both of these seem to provide a far better chance of achieving a life with un-assisted vision than anything prior. The success rates seem to be phenomenal now - 98% better than 20/20 with wavefront scans and lasik and/or prk.

      -Peter

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  91. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

    You need a few things. First, a class in communication - because your original post sounds nothing like your reply. Second, you need a class in economics.

    How the hell are you supposed to raise E-1 pay up to $80,000 a year (and scale up), offer duty free goods, AND not tax the hell out of the civilian population? The military and government agencies get different healthcare because essentially they are providing a service to the people. We receive something in return for our tax dollars. Also, why should your employer pay for your healthcare anyway? Your health is ultimately your responsibility.

    Employers offer healthcare as a "perk", a way of attracting the best employees they can. There are numerous jobs in America where the base requirements are the ability to breathe and respond to simple stimuli. In these situations, employers don't offer healthcare because there is no difficulty in filling these positions.

    Overall, I don't think you have a clue what you are talking about.

  92. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Welcome to the thunderdome, bitch.

  93. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by aztec+rain+god · · Score: 1

    My dear friend, I may not have a clue what I'm talking about, but when has that ever stopped anybody from talking?
    Per the first point, it may sound like hyperbole, but I think the military is one of the (if not the) most important functions of the state. As such, I think they should be paid and compensated like professionals (if not more so). Secondly, not everyone can serve in the military (I can't, they wouldn't let me in because of my ticker, go figure), but I think it is important that the sacrifice for national security be shared by all, so getting the hell taxed out of the population would make sense in that context (or just do what they do now, which is just run the currency presses all the time).

    Should has nothing to do with it. Notice my use of the word "allow". If you, as an employer, did not think participating in such a system was a good idea, don't buy in. Simple.
    See? We're not so far apart.

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  94. I, for one, by CptPicard · · Score: 2, Funny

    welcome our new sharp-sighted American naval overlords!

    Considering I'm "overseas" from the US, I sort of wish this were more of a joke than it is.

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  95. Longer termed report please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, very cool and such. Hurray for your average eye doctor, NOT. I'd rather talk again after we've seen the effects of all this in a longer term. For example; its a fact that with laser corrections you're making your lens less stable because you basicly burn stuff off. It raises the risk of the lens getting lose tremendously, I've heard and read many stories about people who were very happy with the surgery at the beginning but after a few years the problems began to manifest...

    So lets cut this kind of short-termed bullshit crap about how great everyone is doing this surgery and look at some longer termed results. Then we'll talk again about how great this is.

  96. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    Not really sure (who can understand the slashmind?), but my guess is that people bristled at the suggestion back in your original comment (#15570352) that people not in the service should have access to the military healthcare system, or even that it would be nice if this were the case, since people in the military get access to such a nice taxpayer-funded healthcare system as a result of or partially in payment for the rather hazardous/boring/underpaid work that they do. If everyone had that available to them, it would (from a certain point of view) diminish the value of that special benefit to servicepeople. It's a roundabout way of considering the issue, I know.

    Probably depends on whether or not you think all people inherently deserve free (by which I mean collectively-paid) healthcare. A lot of Americans, ultimately, don't think so (regardless of whether they admit it to themselves or not), and so what to one person seems like an unequivocally true statement ("wouldn't it be nice if everyone had healthcare?") is answered with a resounding "no" by many.

    That, and idealism is in short supply on Slashdot; display any and you'll get flames. If you want karma, try cynicism. :-)

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  97. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're supposed to go on the other end!

    You've clearly never been in a barracks.

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  98. Re:I'll take my eyes without flaps or grinding ple by Moofie · · Score: 1

    "However, I would *never* allow any doctor cut flaps or grind on my eyeball in an attempt to rid myself of my eyeglasses"

    Yeah, because they're stalking you at night, trying to FORCE you to submit to their surgical whims. Even worse, YOU DON'T WEAR YOUR GLASSES AT NIGHT. So you CAN'T SEE THEM. Those clever, sneaky doctors!

    Deep breaths. Nobody's going to take your glasses away from you, Poindexter.

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  99. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by Alaska+Jack · · Score: 1

    Thank you for serving.

            - AJ

  100. PRK done on civilians! by billnapier · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Due to thin cornea's, I opted to have PRK done on my earlier this year (rather than LASIK). I have no plans on doing supersonic flight thought, and am VERY VERY happy with the results.

    The quick pro/con list of PRK vs. LASIK:

    pro PRK:
    no cutting of the cornea

    con PRK:
    can be more painful
    longer healing time

    The results of both procedures are exactly the same.

  101. My ulcerated cornea experience by LunaticTippy · · Score: 2, Informative

    I got an ulcerated cornea from (hard) contact lens several years ago. It was quite painful, debilitating really, but my doctor said he'd never had anyone go blind from it. If you are in good health otherwise and get prompt treatment it isn't a very high risk.

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  102. Re:Grinding? PRK is available to consumers. by Markus+Landgren · · Score: 2, Informative

    I got a halo effect from my PRK procedure, so it's not perfect.

  103. The Army does this, too by Animats · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The U.S. Army also offers free laser eye surgery to soldiers. Preference is given to combat troops. "The bottom line is that if you're in the middle of a fight and you can't see the enemy before they see you, you're dead". The Army has been doing this since 2001. Combat troops with glasses are now considered obsolete.

  104. Maybe it is just you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because when it's this cheap and this easy, I just feel like I have to disregard the risks :

    http://www.lasikathome.com/foureasysteps.htm/

  105. too late for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish this procedure was available to me when I joined the USAF back in 1964.
    With this procedure, I would have been a figher pilot... the ONLY thing keeping me
    from flying was my bad vision. I passed all other tests, even the centrifuge and
    took a whopping 7 g's, and a trip on the Vomit Comit...

    I spent hours and hours on the simulator's even when I was an Air Force brat.
    Kinda like the Iron Eagle movie... I know the guys in Ops and get free trips
    to hawaii every weekend.... flying to Hickam, Hawaii on Military transports.
    Got lots of cockpit time, even when I was in High School... joined the CAP
    (Civil Air patrol)... but vision requirements even for private aviation was
    then very strict until the FAA soon relaxed the requirement and allowed corrected
    vision...

    I loved to have "dog fights" with the regular USAF fighter pilots on the sims.
    I got my ass whooped almost every time... but it sure was fun.

    I had to have almost 20-20 uncorrected vision to fly. Darn... I missed out on
    this... no so happy about it...

    j

  106. I'm pretty pissed OFF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I applied to the RAF way back in 1975 as a photographic interpreter Officer... they turned me down saying that my eyesight wasn't good enough... Now I'm pretty pissed off with that, as with glasses, my eyesight is absolutely fantastic at close distances... what you'd expect for viewing photographic images... but no, they wanted perfect normal eyesight and in my experience, normal eyesight isn't good enough when viewing photographic images... never mind... several years down the line... the RAF in their infinite wisdom, declare that any attempt at corrective surgery is instant grounds for dismissal... twats... to put it politely... my eyesight is perfect for photographic analysis... but they can't cope with the fact... never mind, their loss...

  107. Missing key to vision improvement? by nido · · Score: 1
    The Bates method seems to work for some people, but not for others. I know a guy who did the exercises, threw in a little self hypnosis, and got crystal clear vision... For a moment or two, and then it was back to his normal blurry perception. He ended up getting LASIK, and was happy with the outcome.

    So there's something missing in that methodology.

    I started seeing a Cranial Osteopath last year for my disfunctional arms. I noticed a testimonial letter in his waiting room on the third or fourth visit about Osteopathic vision prescriptions, so I mentioned that I wore contacts. "Oh really? Let's see how they are." He got behind me, put his hands on my temples and instructed me to close my eyes. After a moment I was instructed to open my eyes. "Oh, these are totally wrong for you! We'll have to fix this too..." (Cranial Osteopaths have a very refined sense of touch, and he noticed muscles contracting when I looked through my original contact lense prescription.)

    Over the next year, I've been through six different prescriptions. The left eye bounced between -1.75 and -2.00 (was initially -2.25), while the right eye steadily decreased from -2.75 to the current -1.25. My last prescription was in March; before that it was changing about every month-and-a-half.

    Cranial Osteopathy

    A three-year-old little girl was scheduled to have eye surgery, a
    shortening of the eye muscles, then eye-patches for three weeks, while
    strapped into a crib at the children's hospital. The parents were
    told that she would probably need similar surgery at least twice
    before completing high school. She was taken to a cranial osteopathic
    medical doctor for help. He found that the left occipital base of her
    skull had been pushed forward and up high, probably at birth, and that
    due to pressure on the visual cortex, the eye muscles could never work
    properly. He added that **all serious visual disturbances in children
    were usually the result of cranial compression that occurred during
    birth, or from a fall**. Following the visit, the cranial osteopath
    requested that the little girl's thick glasses be removed since he
    believed her vision would improve greatly overnight. The next morning
    her 20/400 vision was 20/20, and the strabysmus had completely
    resolved. (emphasis added)
    -Healthy Medicine, pg 145


    My vision started going downhill when I was in the 4th grade. I'm pretty sure that was about the same time as when my parents started really fighting. As the good doctor said, "what was happening in your life, that you didn't want to see?" My brother and I got our first pairs of glasses at the same time, but while I remember being able to see clearly (at times) in the 4th grade, he has no such memory... Granted, he was in Kindergarten, but I think it likely that he carries some sort of fascia restriction from birth.

    Over the past year, my eyes have gotten better, while my brother's have gotten worse. How many people do you hear of whose eyes have gotten better without surgery? And compare that to the multitudes whose prescriptions just keep ratcheting upwards... I will be evaluating natural vision improvement programs once I'm finished with my course of osteopathic treatment.

    (I have written about this subject on slashdot before... See this comment, and the ones it links to.)
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  108. Seconded by tacokill · · Score: 1

    Went from 20/40 in both eyes to 20/10 in both eyes. Custom lasik. Roughly $1000/eye. And it was the best money I have *ever* spent. (Well, except for my Tivo, maybe)

    I can not emphasize enough how much this has changed my life. I - truly - never realized how much texture is present in the world. Yea, it's that big of a difference.

    Had it done about 3 years ago. All went smoothly. No complications, no issues. I haven't even thought about it until reading this thread. And I live an "active lifestyle" (mountain biking, softball, flag football, etc)

  109. Why not... by ostermei · · Score: 1

    Why not just throw one of these into the standard kit, and let the troops do it themselves whenever they see fit?

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    1. Re:Why not... by ebrandsberg · · Score: 0

      This has to be a joke. Pretty funny too though.

  110. Danger of Losing Geek Status? by jcdenhartog · · Score: 1

    If coke bottle glasses are no longer needed, will geeks still exist?!!

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  111. Another reason for the Navy's choice. by CherniyVolk · · Score: 1


    I will never get LASIK. And, I only wished I was still in the Navy to get the RK procedure.

    What isn't often banged on, is the fact LASIK does not fix certain conditions and even cause some problems with eyesight. Forgive me for not knowing the medical terminology, I am aware of some of the effects.

    1) LASIK does not correct, and often enduces starbursts. Starbursts is anytime you look at a light at night and you see halos or elongations of light. Sorta like how bright lights are depicted on television. This is due to lines/scratches etc on the cornea, this can also be emulated with uncleaned glasses. If it's bad enough, it could be a cause for perceived night-blindness.

    2) LASIK always effects depth perception; sometimes, at a complete loss. This is hard to admit for many who claim they've had the procedure. Due to the likely hood that they really had bad vision, they've gone through much of their lives with less than exagerrated depth perception; few people have perfect glasses, imperfections can throw off depth perception as well so to those who have never had decent eye-sight, they don't notice. This is the number one factor as to why the Navy/Marines refuse to use LASIK procedures for pilots, snipers or special forces.

    3) LASIK the procedure is too new, untested and not well documented for long term effects. Alternate methods are well established and some have been practiced for many many years... like full lense/cornea implants/transplants.

    4) LASIK removes mass from your eye, while other procedures maintain maximum, natural lense strength. So, if you are say, a boxer, LASIK might be extremely risky depending on how much they have to carve away.

    The benefits are that LASIK is common and thus cheap and readily available. There are many LASIK shops in San Diego. But, other procedures, like RK (which practically repairs your eyes as if they were naturally that way to begin with), are often more expensive and can be hard to find a doctor that is qualified to do it, much less willing to. I've searched for doctors in San Diego that did alternate eye surgery procedures... and it's only worse becuase of all the crack-pots with LASIK on their minds who are qualified or skilled in neither. But, I'll wear glasses till I find a ex-Naval surgeon who has the equipment for a military approved surgical procedure and willing to do it.

  112. my doctor... by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 1

    My doctor has used a device like this for about 10 years now.

    You just put your head in, it reads it, prints it out, you go in the regular exam room and they put the same prescription on the old "better, worse" machine and verify the results. That's it unless you are astigmatic. It might even help with that.

    It basically works by shining the E into your eye and looking at it on your retina. When it is sharp on your retina, it has the correction factor right.

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  113. Re:Planet Express Takeoff by 22_9_3_11_25 · · Score: 1

    Your problem is that you grew up and disappeared into an adult; that's a fairly common disaster. Piers Anthony on /.

  114. Glue? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    (Related question: how in the world do you get an 11 month old to keep his glasses on? ;-)

    Glue? When our daughter was born she needed UV therapy for billirubin and they glued velcro discs to her head to hold her "sunglasses" on.

    I suppose an elastic head band might also work.

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  115. Pay for better lenses by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    I wear an expensive set of torric lenses. The same manufacturer makes a less expensive set of toric lenses (about half the price). The water content and oxygen transfer is about 15% lower. These are really comfortable.

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  116. MOD PARINT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PARINT IS A KNOWN TROLL

  117. Another better Eye Laser Technique by softcoder · · Score: 1

    There is a third way, which does not involve any cutting or grinding.
    The inventor calls it 'No-Touch' laser eye surgery because everything is done by laser.
    In eye surgery there are two layers involved the outer 'epitheleum' and the inner 'cornea'. The LASIK method involves cutting an incision in the outer, peeling it back, lasing the inner, and then allowing the incision to heal.
    It is good, but when problems happen, they typically involve the healing of the incision.

    The NO-TOUCH method, uses a laser at one frequency to remove the outer layer, then uses a laser at a different frequency to reshape the inner layer. After about 3 days the outer layer grows back, and your eyes are fixed.

    So why do you not hear more about No-TOUCH? Because the laser that removes the outer layer operates at a different frequency than what the FDA has approved, the whole procedure is not FDA approved, and hence not available in the USA.

    It is available in Canada though (Fed Govt approved), and I have had it done (along with 10,000+ other people) and it works fine.

    So if like me, and many others, the thought of incisions or grinding of your eye, makes you pause, there is an option.

    softcoder09

  118. Re:Grinding your eyeball? See NO TOUCH option by softcoder · · Score: 1

    Later in this topic I have posted a very brief description of a method that does not require incisions and is done totally by laser. (No-TOUCH method) The docs are so confident in its reliability they typically do both eyes at once. I've had it done.

  119. Some interesting reading. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Hi. I've been working with a system pioneered by a fellow named William Bates nearly 100 years ago. The science since then has advanced and Bates was completely wrong about some things, but as he was writing almost a century ago, so I can forgive him that. --The fact of the matter is that he was really on to something; that is, I've personally found his method effective.

    There is quite a lot of rather rabid anti-Bates stuff out there claiming quackery, but the fact that the system is free and glasses and surgery are not leads me to wonder how sincere the critics really are.

    For my part, I've been mucking about with the Bates system for about two months, (you're supposed to do it for a whole year), and have found the palming exercise in particular definitely works. --That is, text which is fuzzy and unreadable at a certain distance becomes crystal clear after four minutes of doing the palming exercise. Go figure.

    I've even had a few "clear flashes" where suddenly for a few moments, the entire world is in perfect focus. (It was really cool the first time it happened. I stared at the world in amazement until I had to blink. The moment I blinked, it went back to its 'normal' out of focus state. According to people who have been successful in following this system, if I keep up with the exercises, my vision should continue to improve incrementally, and more interestingly, the clear flashes will become more frequent until one day things will click into focus and stay that way.

    This system might not be for your girlfriend, but maybe it is. She can check it out for herself. Somebody posted the whole of Bate's book online. . .

    Hope that helps.


    -FL

    1. Re:Some interesting reading. . . by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that! I'll read it through!

      So far it's really interesting...

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  120. The Bates system. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    I've been working with a system pioneered by a fellow named William Bates nearly 100 years ago. The science since then has advanced and Bates was completely wrong about several things, but as he was writing almost a century ago I can forgive him that. --The fact of the matter is that he was really on to something; that is, I've personally found some of his method effective.

    There is quite a lot of rather rabid anti-Bates stuff out there claiming quackery, but the fact that the system is free and glasses and surgery are not, leads me to wonder how sincere the critics really are.

    For my part, I've been mucking about with the Bates system for about two months, (you're supposed to do it for a year), and have found the palming exercise in particular definitely works. --That is, text which is fuzzy and unreadable to me at two feet becomes crystal-clear after doing the palming exercise for four minutes. Go figure.

    The palming exercise is simple; You cover one eye with your palm so that the eye, while covered in darkness, can still move and act naturally. You don't close that eye or put any pressure on it. Then you simply look at things with your other eye. You scan around and focus on things and do that for about two minutes. Then you switch eyes. When you have done this with both eyes, your vision is suddenly much better. Try it. It's pretty cool, and seeing is believing.

    Now, the conventional wisdom states that dysfunctional vision is the result of poorly shaped lenses and cannot under any circumstances be cured with exercises, but if this were true, then the level of 'out-of-focusness' I experience should remain constant no matter what happens. But that's obviously not how things really are; the palming exercises change my vision for the better. --Further, I find that doing the exercises for about twenty minutes will allow me to see much more clearly for several hours after the fact. I do this before going out or watching a movie.

    All this means that there is more at work than simple lense structure; that the muscles acting on the eye -for whatever reason- subconsciously or whatever, are creating problems which in turn means that you should be able to re-train your brain to stop the eye muscles from acting like this. That's the general idea, and from my experiences, it is quite sound.

    I've even had a few "clear flashes" where suddenly for a few moments the entire world is in perfect focus. It was really cool the first time it happened. I stared at the world in amazement until I had to blink. The moment I blinked, it went back to its 'normal' out of focus state. According to people who have been successful in following this system, if I keep up with the exercises, my vision should continue to improve incrementally, and more interestingly, the clear flashes will become more frequent until one day things will click into focus and stay that way.

    Anyway, check it out for yourself. Somebody posted the whole of Bate's book online so you can read it for free. . .

    This laser eye surgery thing basically just re-shapes your cornea into a secondary corrective lense; kind of like a built-in contact lense. The problem with this is that over time, your brain will 'correct' the new state of vision and your eyesight will diminish once more to wherever your subconscious believe it ought to be.

    A little discipline and self-education should be preferable to having a laser trained on your eyeball! (One would think, anyway.)


    -FL

  121. Actually. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Here's an excellent review of the Bates Method!

    While the science has shown Bates to have been wrong about numerous items, the fact that nearly a whole century has passed since he was studying the problem of vision dysfunction, I'm willing to forgive him. I really don't get the impression that he was trying to mislead, or that given updated information, he would have denied it. The fact of the matter is that text which is out of focus at two feet from my eyes is crystal clear after four minutes of doing the palming exercise. This means that Bates was really on to something.

    Keep in mind that the Bates system is free to anybody who feels like reading the copyright expired book on-line, while glasses, surgery and the whole optomotry profession are, um, expensive.

    The review you linked to was written by doctors whose livlihood is based on selling glasses and surgery. Something to consider.


    -FL

  122. I dunno about you... by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 1

    But I like wearing glasses?

  123. About time by caller9 · · Score: 1

    I skipped the air force academy after getting all the required paperwork, congressional recommendation, etc. The optometrist at the time told me that they would let me "jump out of the plane" and that's about it with 20/200 vision. At the time, and I may be dating myself, RK was considered by the Air Force as experimental. Given the state of matters at that time I would probably get stuck at a desk doing logistics or some crap. To which I said screw that.

    So I applaud the guys that can get their vision corrected and get airborne.

    That said, I'm really glad I didn't join the Air Force because of where I am now, so it was a blessing in disguise.

  124. PRK beats LASIK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Photorefractive Keratectomy has gone through a face-lift and is being called by other names because PRK is sometimes associated with the old Radial Keratotomy (RK). When I had my surgery the doctor called it Advanced Surface Ablation (ALA), but it is essentially the same thing.

    From what I have seen and experienced, PRK is a lot safer and the results are usually better. I interviewed with three of the best surgeons in my area before settling on one. All of them said that they have had patients who regretted LASIK, but they have never had a patient regret having PRK. The doctors were not saying this because they wanted me to have PRK. In fact, all of the doctors I spoke to wanted me to get LASIK. Their rationale was that there was very little pain and a lot faster recovery time.

    The risks of LASIK are higher than PRK.

    1) Flap related complications during the surgery and post-operatively.
    2) Cutting the flap also cuts through the nerves that signal the eyes to create tears and that's why people get dry eyes after LASIK. For some people the dryness never goes away.
    3) There may be more profound starbursts at night and more visual artifacts because of the flap. When the flap is lifted the tissue is ablated. The flap is placed back over the ablated portion, but flap never fits perfectly on the eye. The vision will be good, but there is a greater chance of visual artifact because of this.
    4) There is a greater risk of infection because of the flap.

    The advantages of PRK:
    1) Fewer people experience dry eyes. My eyes feel a little dry in the mornings, but throughout the day they are fine. I don't know if this is because I think about it more or if they are drier than before.
    2) The treatment area is larger so there is less chance of halos or starbursts at night.
    3) No flap related complications.
    4) Visual acuity is on par or better than LASIK.

    The disadvantages of PRK:
    1) Depending on what techniques are used it can be extremely painful for some post-operatively. I personally had almost no pain and I did not require any pain killers past the second day. YMMV. I am in Army Special Operations and I have had team mates who had the surgery and they have had excrutiating pain, so this will vary by individual. My doctor used a few of the advanced techniques that doctors have devised to help with post-operative pain.

    2) Healing time is longer. Many will take three weeks to two months for best visual acuity. I was lucky and after four days I was seeing 20/15.

    My right eye is 20/10 and my left is 20/15.

    There are risks inherent in any surgery that is performed. From what I have seen the benefits of PRK outweight the risks. I no longer have to wear contacts in the field. This was a pain in the butt when I used to patrol in the jungle. Within 15 seconds my glasses would fog up. If I wore contacts, they became unmanageable after a few days. Now I can jump out of a high performance aircraft wearing Oakley's and land on my objective without worrying about how I'll maintain my contacts once I'm in the field.

  125. Instantly Improved vision by neax · · Score: 0

    As the comedian Brian Regan put it "...how could instantly improved vision not be at the top of your todo list. naaaa...I can see tomorrow"

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  126. Great hypocrisy again navy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, so all the midshipmen get it right away while the typical enlistedman doesn't. Heaven forbid he (the bluejacket) is on deployment, out to sea or in a location where the FINE naval doctors aren't located. My friend inquired about this process about this time last year in San Diego (dry-side 32nd street), mind you we were both PCS'd there at the time, and was told he would be put on a waitinglist for the surgery. Guess how long the wait would have been? 3 years. He ended up paying out of pocket rather than go the navy route. GO NAVY! ACCELERATE YOUR LIFE RIGHT INTO A BRICK WALL!

  127. If you wear glasses...you know by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

    If you wore glasses (I do) I'm sure you'd find some way to convince yourself it would be worth the risk. I can't even wear contacts for more than an hour my eyes are so sensitive, I've tried for over ten years to get a pair of contact lenses that work. Having really bad astigmatism doesn't help either.

      I'd love to wear contacts the periferal vision was the first thing I noticed, I couldn't believe what I had to put up with wearing glasses, it's like a whole new world. Really I am missing half my vision.

      Rain is the worst, I used to love the rain but now rain means no vision since I can't see through water on my glasses and I can't take them off because my vision is so blurry without them.

      If I had the money I'd have surgery to correct my vision, I'd research it too I wouldn't go cheap and I may just do one eye at a time.

  128. It's not bad by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 1

    I had it done in Oct. 2000 and it takes about 30-45 seconds an eye. And your eyes are numb so you feel no pain only a little pressure as they push on it to cut it.

    Seriously it's worth every single penny. I would do it again in a heart beat. I was almost legally blind my vision was so bad. Now I can see with clarity that even glasses could never provide.

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  129. Re:Grinding? PRK is available to consumers. by kasparov · · Score: 2, Informative

    It took me 3 months to heal from my PRK procedure (wow, those first 3 days were hell). For the first 2 months I had a pretty bad halo. I did read that it is very important to make sure that the laser they use is capable of creating a blend zone that is within 0.5mm of your dilated pupil width or a halo problem could could occur as light enters the pupil through both the corrected and uncorrected portions of the eye. Maybe it would be possible to have a wider ablation done to correct the halo?

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  130. Re:End of the day, or the year, or your lifetime.. by Rommel · · Score: 1

    PRK has been used for more than 14 years. Not a lifetime, but a fairly long period of time. During that time, those treated with PRK have typically seen their distance vision stay the same since treatment.

    Here is an abstract of a 2-5 year follow up study on this stuff. It was published in 1998. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd= Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=9640571&dopt=Abstract

  131. Optician by Orlando · · Score: 1

    I asked my optician why he still wore glasses and why he didn't get surgery. His response - his sight is too valuable to him. If my optician is telling me that, I'm sure as hell not going to have it done.

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    1. Re:Optician by dotdevin · · Score: 0

      Did you optician also happen to sell glasses :)

  132. Re:Grinding? PRK is available to consumers. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2, Informative
    I got a halo effect from my PRK procedure, so it's not perfect.

    Yes, I understand that this can happen depending on the amount of correction required and (probably more important) the size of your pupils -- the larger, the more possible the effect. You shouldn't get the extreme form possible with LASIK that't due to the hard edge of the flap cut though. Most mild to moderate effects from PRK usually diminish over time. The sibling poster to your message (kasparov) had some good info.

    All the best.

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  133. From Russia with sight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first serial-product eye surgery method was invented in the USSR in the early 1980's. They did not use lasers, but rather diamond blades to cut the eye and correct vision. They literally did it on assembly line, stretchers taking the place of engine blocks. The TV footage I saw was really scary but they did 120 patients or so per shift with very good result. Russians still claim the diamond cut method is better than lasers.

  134. Excuse me, -informative-? by Grismar · · Score: 1

    Blinded by PRK? Even with RK the chance of being blinded is minimal, if infections are treated. There's about 1/20 chance of minor perforations, which can result in infections with RK (that's RK, not PRK (Lasek) or Lasik) totaling about 1/1000 cases. And those infections are usually easily treatable. The chance of being blinded by RK is almost theoretical.

    Some info here: http://www.hon.ch/Library/Theme/VisionFaq/section8 .html

    The chances of being blinded by PRK (Lasek) are virtually non-existent, barring accidents. But then there's also the chance of the optometrist putting your eye out while fitting you with new glasses.

    I don't know where parent is getting its information, but people marking his post as Informative are sensationalist scare mongers. Wherever you'll look, you'll find that actual failure or long-term negative effects of Lasek (when compared to the situation before the procedure) is very rare.

    The article quoted only goes into clinics claiming that there's an immediate success rate of 99.9% or better. That's not true, many need a second and even a third treatment before the desired result is achieved. Any decent clinic will offer these additional treatments for free, since they're actually part of the treatment as a whole. Just the fact that the doc with the laser has to go in 2 or 3 times to get it right doesn't make it a dangerous procedure, it just makes it a lengthy one and a moderately painful one at that, if you're unlucky.

    Like going to the dentist for dentures. No walk in the park, but the end result is almost always an improvement of quality of life. People may even have died, in isolated cases, from infections following the removal of their teeth. Doesn't stop people from getting dentures though, nor does it inspire the kind of scare hype displayed here.

  135. Zyoptix LASIK rocks! (Really) by Bisqwit · · Score: 1

    About 1.5 years ago I had a LASIK+ surgery on my both eyes. After the pre-examinations and stuff, the actual procedure was really quick, it took only a few minutes. It was also painless, and it did not make me panic. I'm happy with the results, too. It was only a minor surgery though -- I didn't use glasses before, but now I don't need them. What I previously needed two meters distance to read, I can now read from four meters distance. My sight is still not as good as my sister has -- she wears no glasses or lenses -- but I'm satisfied. It's good enough to drive a truck if I wanted.

    The biggest discomfort of the surgery was the going home after having it. It was a bright winter day and my eyes were soaking wet, and I had to wear those protective glasses and they became constantly filled with tear, making it quite uncomfortable and nearly impossible to see anything. But it was much better already the next day. I had to wear the protective glasses on nights for two weeks and not to go to sauna for a few weeks, but I recall that I was already at work the next day after the surgery.

    The most exciting part were the eyedrops that caused the iris to open wide open, wider than they do normally in a pitch black night. They applied them in order to do the precise measurements of eye refraction. I think my eyes looked very cool that way. Alas, that effect lasted for only a day.

    In the long term, there's one thing that I lost. Before the surgery, I could watch a computer screen for hours upon hours without my eyes getting tired. The eyes were at relaxation at my normal computer-use distance. I was myopic. After the surgery, that was no longer the case. My eyes need to look far away every once in a while in order to be relaxed. I can't stare at < 1 meter distance for hours upon hours continuously anymore. If I attempt to relax my eyes on that distance, the screen is not sharp. However, it's likely that this change was actually for the better.

  136. John Von by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is misspelling Neumann some kind of Jedi mind trick?

  137. Supersonic Disaster by superjordo · · Score: 1

    Having lived in an air force base town from birth, I saw a lot of fighter pilots. When I was 18 I had my eyes fixed with laser surgery, and out of curiosity asked the doctor how many AF pilots he's operated on. He said dozens - and that every single one asked for privacy b/c it was against AF rules to have laser surgery. So, hopefully pilots I know serving in Iraq right now don't have any supersonic mishaps.

    1. Re:Supersonic Disaster by cherokee158 · · Score: 1

      This doesn't suprise me. There is a long tradition of pilots lying about medical conditions to get or stay airborne. Pilots are also notorious for neglecting medical problems because they don't want to see a doctor and risk being grounded. It's that way in civilian flying, too. (although the FAA will most likely grant a private pilot a waiver for almost anything, and sport pilots don't even need a medical)

      I suspect that the risks are exaggerated, though. Part of the reason for such stringent requirements to be a pilot is that there are more qualified applicants than there are planes. You have to sort them out somehow.

      If we ever start losing a war, watch how quickly the minimum standards change. You'll start seeing cardboard cutouts of Tom Cruise by the front gate of the airstrip that read "You must be THIS tall to fly"...

  138. I'm a surgeon now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's really weird is that I really wanted to be a Navy fighter pilot when I was a kid, and would have done it, except that my eyes sucked (nearsighted). So now I'm 40 years old, and ended up being a surgeon. I'm still wistful though.

  139. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by Acer500 · · Score: 1

    That's a good point. It's definitely bothersome for glasses-wearing people like myself not to be able to comfortably use binoculars, telescopes, sights etc...

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  140. Cost-Benefit Analysis by inca34 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Though most of us are not business majors, isn't this the perfect place to run a cost-benefit analysis? Wouldn't it go something like this (in your perferred unit of currency)...

    (what improved vision is worth to you) * (success rate, or 1 - your defined failure rate)
    - (what avoiding a complication is worth to you) * (complication rate)
    - (cost of procedure)


    if this is a positive number, then get the surgery. If it's not, try something else or wait until you want improved vision more than before.

    The take-home message is that you have to want or need the improved vision at least the cost of the surgery more than you fear the chance of realistically suffering a complication.

  141. quotes by DennisInDallas · · Score: 1

    single quotes are for literals and double are for labels

  142. Re:End of the day, or the year, or your lifetime.. by collectivescott · · Score: 1

    Sure you can wear goggles. But if any water gets in the goggles, it can wash the contact right out of your eye. I wear contacts every day, but when I swim I just go semi-blind. If I was rich I guess I could get prescription goggles. Then again, if I was rich I would go ahead and get eye surgery.

  143. Don't get laser eye surgery too soon by FishinDave · · Score: 1

    Eyeballs keep changing shape for years once they start. That's why people get new lens prescriptions every year or two or three. Today's laser-corrected vision may have to be repeated all too soon.

  144. Re:They've been doing this in the Army for a while by femur · · Score: 1

    And I agree -- no matter if you're a ground-pounder, flyboy, deck ape, etc. PRK is excellent for any serviceman or woman, if for no other reason that it means you don't have to wear BCGs.

    For civs, "BCGs" are the honkin' big black-framed Buddy-Holly-style glasses assigned to personnel requiring vision correction.

    The acronym stands for "Birth-Control Glasses...."

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  145. Prescription goggles are inexpensive. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    If I was rich I guess I could get prescription goggles.

    For most "standard" vision corrections, they are quite inexpensive (got mine for Of course, this might now work if you need correction for astigmatism, but it works great for standard myopia.

    1. Re:Prescription goggles are inexpensive. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      Should be: Got mine for less than $100. Basically, my optometrist has a lot single pieces with various strengths, and picks the two that match your eyes best, adds a strap, and you're done. Not as precise as actual glasses (I think the pieces come in half-diopter increments), but good enough for swimming.

  146. Re:Won't someone think of the strippers?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you name one part of your body that you could have elective surgery on that isn't irreplaceable?
    Boobs, nose, lips, skin. Yeah, I need all of those.