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Using Barges to Fight Global Warming

An anonymous reader writes "Dr. Peter Flynn, Poole Chair in Management for Engineers in the University of Alberta Department of Mechanical Engineering, has developed what he would like to consider a fall back plan to help combat the effects of global warming, in northern Europe. Flynn proposes using 'more than 8,000 barges moving into the northern ocean in the fall, speeding the initial formation of sea ice by pumping a spray of water into the air, and then, once the ice is formed, pumping ocean water on top of it, trapping the salt in the ice and reaching a thickness of seven meters. In the spring, water would continue to be pumped over the ice to melt it, forming a vast amount of cold, salty water that sinks and adds to the down-welling current to re-strengthen it.'"

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  1. Quick interview on CBC by Mrs.+Grundy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Whatever the virtues may or may not be in micromanaging an incompletely understood global chaotic system by adding further human input, you all might be interested in hearing it from the horse's mouth. In this radio interview. (scroll down for links) the good doctor makes the point that he is not advocating doing this now, but rather studying the possibility in the case that we find ourselves in an emergency situation where the currents get out of whack and crazy things, like the freezing of the Thames, start happening.

    1. Re:Quick interview on CBC by Rei · · Score: 1

      I'm rather fond of a much simpler solution: fine iron oxide powder. It's incredibly cheap, and can be shipped by the tanker full to anywhere in the ocean - including the world's massive iron-deficient dead zones (contrary to popular belief, carbon dioxide levels are not usually the limiting factor in plant/algae growth). Sure, you need to monitor for downstream effects and possibly replenish other nutrients that become deficient as a result, but overall, it's a very efficient way to strip CO2 from the environment. You get several hundred to one ratios of CO2 sequestration to iron used. You also open up new deep sea fisheries in the process.

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    2. Re:Quick interview on CBC by eobanb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      incompletely understood global chaotic system

      Yeah, try 'completely misunderstood.' Because to me it seems like the energy used in creating that ice would end up negating the benefits, if any, that its eventual melting would provide.

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    3. Re:Quick interview on CBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, I take it that you also think that it takes more energy to pump oil out of the ground than the oil pumped out of the ground can produce?

      I mean, it's not like it takes much energy to blow a mist of water around. Ski resorts do it all the time. It's not even going to take much power to pump water onto the ice once it's formed. Bring the Dutch in on it, they know all about pumping water... Afterall, they have to pump millions of gallons back out to sea every day, just to keep the water below their necks!

      What we need are nuclear powered floating ice misting/pumping stations, to hell with barges.

    4. Re:Quick interview on CBC by Goonie · · Score: 1

      Maybe. As this article says, it's not clear that small quantities of iron will do the trick. And what happens to the carbon once the algae die? Will it sink to the bottom and stay there as a solid, or will it be released into the atmosphere again (in which case as soon as we stop adding iron the problem comes back just as bad). And how badly are we going to stuff up marine ecosystems in the process?

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    5. Re:Quick interview on CBC by vijayiyer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      FWIW, the Thames used to freeze on a regular basis. There used to be fairs held on it when it was frozen. In 1410, it was frozen for more than 3 months.

    6. Re:Quick interview on CBC by scbysnx · · Score: 1

      honestly how much energy do you think it takes to make mist?

    7. Re:Quick interview on CBC by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And what happens to the carbon once the algae die?

      It gets eaten by the zooplankton, which get eaten by fish, which are eaten by bigger fish, (and so on for a couple iterations), which die, fall to the ocean floor, and feed the bottom-dwellers.

      -jcr

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    8. Re:Quick interview on CBC by jcr · · Score: 1

      Because to me it seems like the energy used in creating that ice would end up negating the benefits

      Probably not. Ever seen snowmaking systems at ski resorts? All you really need to do is blow a fine mist of water into frigid air, and you get ice crystals. Effectively, you're increasing the surface area of a given volume of water which enables it to lose heat to the atmosphere more readily.

      The main thing I'm skeptical about, is whether the sheer scale makes it impractical. The ocean is very, very big. You'd need to blow a lot of water through those nozzles to make any signifcant difference in the amount of surface ice.

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    9. Re:Quick interview on CBC by l3prador · · Score: 1

      Plus, uh, isn't freezing an exothermic process?

    10. Re:Quick interview on CBC by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      The main thing I'm skeptical about, is whether the sheer scale makes it impractical.

      I assume that, being a scientist, he did make some calculations and not just doodle on the back of an envelope. TFA says it would cost $50 billion (per year?).

    11. Re:Quick interview on CBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn I miss those fairs. May it freeze again!!

    12. Re:Quick interview on CBC by dhammabum · · Score: 1
      it seems like the energy used in creating that ice would end up negating the benefits

      no, no. They will be using Cold Power!

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    13. Re:Quick interview on CBC by prefect42 · · Score: 1

      Indeed. If you're not talking about the mouth of the river, then I've walked across it near Henley about 10-15 years ago.

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    14. Re:Quick interview on CBC by Kaydet81 · · Score: 0, Interesting

      This all reminds me of the time they wanted to use Chinook (http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/h-47.htm) helicopters at the US Army Aviation Center to blow the ground fog away from the heliport so everyone could fly.

      It didn't work.

    15. Re:Quick interview on CBC by nietsch · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there a period in the middle ages called 'the little ice age'?

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    16. Re:Quick interview on CBC by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      $50 billion per year being spent trying to treat a symptom? How about spending that money on the causes; overpopulation, alternative energy, and energy inefficiency?

      As it was pointed out before, the energy spent getting 8000 barges up to the arctic, the support they require, and pumping the water would produce more greenhouse gasses than they would counter. Plus barges tend to perform poorly in North Atlantic storms.

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    17. Re:Quick interview on CBC by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      "Ever seen snowmaking systems at ski resorts?"

      But running a hose up a mountain isn't the same as pulling thousands of barges up to a notoriously rough sea for months at a time.

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    18. Re:Quick interview on CBC by PetiePooo · · Score: 1

      Ever seen snowmaking systems at ski resorts? All you really need to do is blow a fine mist of water into frigid air, and you get ice crystals. Effectively, you're increasing the surface area of a given volume of water which enables it to lose heat to the atmosphere more readily.

      What you're forgetting is, in a ski resort, the air compressor is at the bottom of the slope. That compressor generates waste heat, especially if its gas or deisel powered. But more than that, its pumping heat into the compressed air through the work of compressing it. That hot, compressed air cools in the tank, or the line leading up to the snow-making nozzles before it has to cool the water mist.

      If their goal is to cool the ocean's surface, they can't exactly use the ocean to cool the engine, compressor, and compressed air, can they?

    19. Re:Quick interview on CBC by rsclient · · Score: 1
      From RealClimate.org:
      A number of myths or exaggerations can still be found in the literature with regard to the details of this climate period [see Jones and Mann, 2004]. These include the citation of frost fairs on the River Thames as evidence of extreme cold conditions in England. Thames freeze-overs (and sometimes frost fairs) only occurred 22 times between 1408 and 1814 [Lamb, 1977] when the old London Bridge constricted flow through its multiple piers and restricted the tide with a weir. After the Bridge was replaced in the 1830s the tide came further upstream and freezes no longer occurred, despite a number of exceptionally cold winters. Winter 1962/3, for example, was the third coldest winter recorded in instrumental records extending back to 1659, yet the river only froze upstream of the present tidal limit.
      So, no, the Thames didn't freeze regularly. Indeed, the entire "Little Ice Age" seems to be more myth than reality
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    20. Re:Quick interview on CBC by Senzei · · Score: 1
      If their goal is to cool the ocean's surface, they can't exactly use the ocean to cool the engine, compressor, and compressed air, can they?

      Sure they can, just not that specific part of it. What is to stop them from cordoning off a large area of ocean and putting the compressor et al on a buoy away from the work site? I would think the real issue is that it generally is not a good idea to have barges near large free floating chunks of ice. Then again I am not a meteorologist, climatologist, or sailor, so my take on it may not mean too much.

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    21. Re:Quick interview on CBC by kiatoa · · Score: 1

      ... or which get caught by fisherfolk and ultimately end up on my table and ... yep, you guessed it ... back in the atmosphere as CO2 (some details left out as an exercise for the reader) ...

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    22. Re:Quick interview on CBC by psgalbraith · · Score: 1

      The problem is getting the CO2 uptake down to the sea bottom. A iron enrichment experiment was done recently. Search for the SOLAS SERIES experiment in the Pacific Ocean. They succeeded in enhancing phytoplankton growth, but AFAIK the production didn't sink to the bottom.

    23. Re:Quick interview on CBC by jcr · · Score: 1

      CO2 is all you excrete? You must be a very unusual specimen, indeed then.

      A very large proportion of the carbon you ingest ends up either in the proteins of your own body, or that of the bacteria in your digestive tract.

      -jcr

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    24. Re:Quick interview on CBC by modecx · · Score: 1

      Not all snow makers use compressed air; in fact, i've been told that it's the old way to do it, and it's less cost effective than the so-called airless snow guns, but some resorts still use them because it's not cost effective for them to upgrade at the moment... Afterall they have huge infrastructure already in place. The airless snow makers use a fan to blow the mist of water about, which then freezes.

      Plus, there's nothing that says the power required for the pumps, fans, etc. can't come from the powerful wind in the area. In that instance, the net increase of energy in the area is pretty much zero.

      If their goal is to cool the ocean's surface, they can't exactly use the ocean to cool the engine, compressor, and compressed air, can they? Sure they can, as long as the energy consumed in the evaporation of the water is greater than the energy put out by the machinery.

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    25. Re:Quick interview on CBC by jcr · · Score: 1

      If their goal is to cool the ocean's surface, they can't exactly use the ocean to cool the engine, compressor, and compressed air, can they?

      The goal is to make ice. The amount of energy used by the pumps is very small compared to the heat transfer from the water to the air, when you spray water into the air. See what I wrote above about increasing the surface area.

      -jcr

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    26. Re:Quick interview on CBC by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      realclimate.org has an agenda, and will happily quote any source that agrees with its agenda. Just for balance, I suggest http://www.iceagenow.com/ as having at least as much entertainment value.

    27. Re:Quick interview on CBC by kiatoa · · Score: 1

      Ah, but some details were left out as an exercise. If my weight is stable (I'm old) then I'm not sequestering any CO2 in my body. A little research will yield all the details needed to indicate that 99% of the carbon what someone ingests ends up back in the atmosphere as CO2 unless they are putting on weight. As I've suggested here on slashdot in the past, we could use population growth as a carbon sequestering methodology but I suspect most rational people are not keen on the unintended consequences - parking problems and overcrowded campgrounds in the summer time come to mind.

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  2. Oh goodie... by neocon · · Score: 3, Funny

    When we're done using barges to fight global warming, maybe we can use canoes to fight leprechauns!

    1. Re:Oh goodie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a reason why Canada is leprechaun-free. . . :p

    2. Re:Oh goodie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anthropogenic global warming is just about as real as evolution.

      Interpret that as you will.

    3. Re:Oh goodie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you trying to tell me that it doesn't make sense to use tremendos amounts of greenhouse gas creating devices to try and counter the effect?

      The way I see it is that the only way to actually generate the power for 8000 barges in the arctic circle would be
          a) nuclear - creating tremendous amounts of spent uranium that we don't know what to do with already and has a half life equal to earths (joke exaggeration)
          b) diesal generators - umm drop that before we even start
          c) petrolium - cause we have so much of it to spare to begin with
          d) hydrogen - because it's obviously profitable to produce this fuel... not to mention we shouldn't worry about safety
          e) ethanol - we should obviously clear cut a forest to reverse green house effects
          f) methane - the nitrogen emissions would do the planet good (this one I'm only guessing on the effect)
          g) wind - we can send another 40,000 barges with windmills to produce the energy for the 8000
          h) solar - because the cost to the environment to produce solar cells is a small price to pay

      Please add your favorite fuel and reason to my list :) Personally the only one I see as being profitable is a million gerbils in wheels spinning generators per barge.

    4. Re:Oh goodie... by shreevatsa · · Score: 1

      This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. ...

    5. Re:Oh goodie... by psgalbraith · · Score: 1

      The author stated that the barges would use windmills to make electricity, which in turn would fed electrical pumps to pump the water.

  3. Hack? by gustgr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The estimated cost is about $50 billion.


    Wouldn't be better to spend this tiny amount of money with measures to prevent and control the emission of CO2 at the atmosphere? This barges things looks like a hack to me... a really expensive hack. Would this have to be done every year? I think it is better to leave this kind of "ultimate" solution to when there is no option at all. Until then, let's try to fight the roots of the problem, not just patch it from the outside and adjourn the disaster for a few years.

    1. Re:Hack? by Jarn_Firebrand · · Score: 2, Funny

      But that would involve something other than procrastination, and the public is famous for procrastination. I have an hypothesis to account for this, I call it the Conservation of Procrastination. It states that all conservatives procrastinate. I have a second theory I've added onto this called the Liberal Procrastination Hypothesis which states that all liberals also procrastinate. A fellow researcher into procrastination has developed his hypothesis called Universal Procrastination, stating that everyone procrastinates. So, according to these scientific conclusions, your idea is unfeasible.

    2. Re:Hack? by Douglas+Simmons · · Score: 1

      Yes there will always be something better to spend money on with pie in the sky stuff like this, but there's something about mankind that has this wild imagination. As long as we have that, we'll at least talk about o-zone barges and space elevators.

    3. Re:Hack? by belrick · · Score: 4, Informative

      The estimated cost is about $50 billion.

      Wouldn't be better to spend this tiny amount of money with measures to prevent and control the emission of CO2 at the atmosphere? This barges things looks like a hack to me... a really expensive hack. Would this have to be done every year? I think it is better to leave this kind of "ultimate" solution to when there is no option at all. Until then, let's try to fight the roots of the problem, not just patch it from the outside and adjourn the disaster for a few years.


      If you researched the research, you would understand that they are not proposing this (at this time) as a solution, rather they are doing calculations to understand what it would cost to fix the problem (in this case the broken circulation of ocean water) after the fact. That is useful to be able to compare costs with those preventative measures you refer to.

    4. Re:Hack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > The estimated cost is about $50 billion.

      All I know is, the bill had better be sent to the Americans.

    5. Re:Hack? by sholden · · Score: 1

      Because it can be done then, rather than now.

      If Europe plunges into a deep freeze then I'm sure they'll find the money to do it, if it doesn't then they don't have to. Rather than spending the money now on things that might have no affect on anything anyway.

      So now we can just ignore the whole global warming thing.

    6. Re:Hack? by SteveAyre · · Score: 1

      It's described as a fallback method. If we can't stop global warming through those measures, then we at least can try to use this to slow/stop/reverse global warming. However, yes it is a hack.

    7. Re:Hack? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Informative

      Perhaps some other hacks would be better. I recall this article on climate controls which covers a wide variety of ideas, dismissing some as obviously impractical (orbiting mylar screen? Haha!) but ultimately concluding there are plenty of things we can do on a variety of levels to begin to help counter warming.

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    8. Re:Hack? by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      It may be cheaper to launch an orbiting sun shade for the planet.

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    9. Re:Hack? by FleaPlus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The estimated cost is about $50 billion.

      Wouldn't be better to spend this tiny amount of money with measures to prevent and control the emission of CO2 at the atmosphere?


      That depends... would the economic cost of reducing CO2 emissions by the equivalent amount be more or less than $50 billion?

      This isn't a completely rhetorical question... if anybody has figures, I'd be very curious to see them.

    10. Re:Hack? by FleaPlus · · Score: 2, Informative

      All I know is, the bill had better be sent to the Americans.

      Why's that? Coal fires in China release 360 million tons of CO2 into the atmosphere each year, as much as all the cars in America.

    11. Re:Hack? by darklordyoda · · Score: 1

      How long did it take him to develop it?

    12. Re:Hack? by syphax · · Score: 1


      Sweet! We are totally off the hook! Especially when you consider that transportation is responsible for one-third of US CO2 emissions!

      I'm happy to share the bill with the Chinese, but c'mon.

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    13. Re:Hack? by raoul666 · · Score: 1

      That happens in every country with coal deposits, including the US. They're also impossible (or very very nearly) to put out, whereas changing car emission laws or switching away from burning coal to produce electricity in most of your country is feasible, if expensive.

      Let's try to fix the problems we can instead of not bothering because there are problems we can't.

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    14. Re:Hack? by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      He started an outline and wrote his hypothesis a few months ago, but he told me he'll be published in a peer-reviewed journal Real Soon Now.

    15. Re:Hack? by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1
      How long did it take him to develop it?

      He hasn't actually finished it yet. He'll do it when he gets around to it.

    16. Re:Hack? by JustAnotherBob · · Score: 1

      Our main problem is the warped mindset of just reducing the amount of emissions we get from burning a liter of fossile fuels. Why not just employ techniques and add research to actually reducing the consumption of the fuel by half. Is it just me or does it seem like the powers that be, just dont understand burning half as much gas equals cutting emissions in half?

    17. Re:Hack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      The reason is that the USA contains white people, is ruled by G. Dubya Bush, is capitalist, and hence is evil - while China is ruled by socialists, contains yellow people, was until recently part of the "third world", and hence must by definition be good. Their CO2 isn't as hot, or something. Anyway, it doesn't count, because they didn't invade Iraq.

    18. Re:Hack? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 3, Informative

      Coal seam fires are regularly extinguished. It's difficult and expensive, but the value of the coal burned is higher than the cost of extinguishing it -- and that's in the US, which has centuries of coal remaining to be mined.

      There's no reason that many of the coal seam fires in China could not be extinguished, other than that China does not care to spend the money on it.

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    19. Re:Hack? by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

      Orders of magnitude more.

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    20. Re:Hack? by BlakeLupa · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't be better to spend this tiny amount of money with measures to prevent and control the emission of CO2 at the atmosphere?

      Yes and no. Suppose you have a venereal disease with a really itchy rash, sure you want to cure the disease, but the anti-itch cream can be just as important to the patient. Ok just kidding get your pointer off the troll button. This project is just designed to counter one symptom of green house gas. One they are not sure will even happen. If gulf stream does shuts down (because of the vanishing artic ice pack) and the shut down causes a new European only ice age, Europe will have to expend a lot more energy for winter heating. So damned if you do damn if you don't. Even if tomorrow we all switch over to a non-polluting energy source, the CO2 is still in the atmosphere and the gulf stream could shut down before anyone figures out how to remove the CO2.

      Moving a lot of water around in a closed system --bio-sphere-- is problematic though. What other effects will moving all the water around have -- flood draughts? I guess they say that's why they need a study. Seems more like a feel good project for Europe. See if the gulf stream does shut down we're not completely screwed.

    21. Re:Hack? by barefootgenius · · Score: 1

      No, of course not. Imagine the, "Save your country from the weather" insurance.

      For fifty billion you could probably build quite a big mirror in space though.

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    22. Re:Hack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only they had signed the Kyoto treaty. Oh snap, they're exempt.

    23. Re:Hack? by Nutria · · Score: 1

      Is it just me or does it seem like the powers that be, just dont understand burning half as much gas equals cutting emissions in half?

      Even W isn't that stupid. Or facile.

      Your "plan" will only work when you become Dictator For Life and can force all Americans to all move to cities with population densities on the order of Manhattan, Tokyo & Seoul.

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    24. Re:Hack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The reason is that the USA contains white people, is ruled by G. Dubya Bush, is capitalist, and hence is evil - while China is ruled by socialists, contains yellow people, was until recently part of the "third world", and hence must by definition be good. Their CO2 isn't as hot, or something. Anyway, it doesn't count, because they didn't invade Iraq.

      Maybe the real reason is that the GP made up the figures. China produces 1/4 the CO2 of the USA despite having 4x the population. That's a factor of 16, buddy.

      Insightful my ass. Americans have a gigantic chip on their shoulder. You deserve all the scorn you get purely for the martyr complex, if nothing else.

    25. Re:Hack? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Informative

      He wouldn't have to be Grand Dictator. Could probably manage it with being a senator with some clout, assuming it doesn't take a total absenece of ethics to become such.

      Last job I worked at, we had an entire call center that could have easily worked at home. Telephone company, and they gave away free phone/DSL to employees, because it was so cheap for them (obviously, not because they were good guys... but what's an extra few pennies for you, if you get to play it up as a perk).

      If they can give it away as a morale booster or incentive to work there, then surely they can install an ISDN if it saved them money. Imagine the building costs of 100 person cube farm reduced to 10. Those employees never able to use the excuse (real or fake) of car trouble. Never being late because of traffic. Able to fill in on a moment's notice for an hour if needed.

      But apparently they're too dense to see the savings in that. Then again, maybe some tax incentives would be enough to tip things in favor of it.

      100 employees not wasting gasoline, driving to work. No need to air condition a large building (would still keep a small one, to train people at, maybe ask each person show up once every 2 weeks or month). No need to heat a large building in winter. Less use of roads, less wear and tear on them, less traffic congestion. Higher effective wages (when you're paying them $12-14 an hour, not having to pay for a tank of gas a week is significant to them).

      And this is far from an unusual case. Even now, my current job, I'm doing a software install over a remote connection. 25 miles to work every night, one way.

      Of course, it would help if the telecom companies would get off their asses, and give this nation an infrastructure that isn't straight out of the "gouging us for every penny for 1970s technology" era. Again, something congress could fix, if they had half an ounce of sense.

    26. Re:Hack? by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1
      People are so willing to change everything else so they don't have to change themselves. Before we hack the planet, maybe we could hack our societies and ourselves? And I'm not talking top-down Kyoto treaty stuff.

      Like, bump up the gas tax, so people will scream at Detroit to make more fuel efficeint vehicles, and maybe will figure that the place in the country isn't worth the 100 mile daily commute, plus elect representatives who will review some of the more arbitrary and ridiculous zoning laws that contribute to sprawl. And maybe some change to persuade banks to stop requiring borrowing store builders to build such excessively large parking lots-- when is the last time anyone saw a 1980s or newer strip mall parking lot that was even close to full? We are a lot better on efficiency compared to the 1970s, but there's still a ton of things that can be done. One simple example is a passive heat exchanger from shower drain to water heater intake. $50 million would buy a lot of heat exchangers.

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    27. Re:Hack? by 32771 · · Score: 1
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    28. Re:Hack? by htd2 · · Score: 1

      You are right, spending $50 billion getting the population of the US out of their SUV's and into public transport would be a better bet in the short term.

      But this would be an after the event solution to a massive slowdown or total stopage of the Gulf Stream which may happen if we fail to alter the behaviour of the worlds largest C02 emitting nations.

      Climate models run by the Met Office in the UK would tend to suggest that stopping the Gulf Stream would cause rather more than $50 billion worth of damage to the economies of western europe and the US.

      And $50 billion is peanuts compared with the US defence budget which is currently running at 400+ billion.

    29. Re:Hack? by Nutria · · Score: 1

      Even now, my current job, I'm doing a software install over a remote connection. 25 miles to work every night, one way.

      I'm a DBA and have been telecommuting for 4 years now. Saved a lot of gasoline. Cox High-Speed cable service sure is handy. And reliable too, after some post-Katrina difficulties...

      Most jobs aren't conducive to telecommuting, though. Teachers, lawyers (or their clients who have to drive to them), McDonalds employees, factory workers, workers who need to collaborate with others, etc, etc, ad nauseum.

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    30. Re:Hack? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Not all jobs are, of course. But we're talking something like half of a percent of all jobs would be a truly significant cut.

      Out of your list, let's take a look:

      Teachers - true.
      lawyers - Not all the time, they have to show up at court, and do consultations. Do they have to drive to an office, when it only amounts to paperwork alot of the time?
      clients - Not an occupation. *BUZZZZ*
      McDonalds employees - true.
      factory workers - true, but we're getting rid of alot of these jobs.
      workers who need to collaborate with others - *BUZZZZ* Wrong. We just don't have the telecom infrastructure to make that practical. Email and phone won't cut it. I don't think I mean tiny little webcams and postage stamp sized choppy video, in truth, I'm not sure what would be possible if telecoms weren't fucking things up left and right. Mind you, these are the companies that have decided that they deserve more money for not sabotaging speed, rather than earning it by giving us more speed.

      Most office workers in most big office parks do not need to drive 10-20 miles each day to sit in a building and do 99% of what little work they do in front of a computer. The government needs to find a way to encourage their employers to let them do it from home... it might be too late if we let them figure all this out for themselves.

    31. Re:Hack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh yes, bumping up the gas tax so that the borderline poor people who can't afford those nice new cars (that won't be coming for a few years) can get poorer and unemployed because they can no longer afford to actually GO to work. Then the welfare system can take over to support them; then watch industry and the service sector go to shit because they can't get the low paying jobs filled and numbnuts with dimwitted ideas WON'T fill them. Now we have bankrupt companies and it's all because YOU want to raise a fucking tax to solve a problem.

      Sometimes I think people that don't have a real clue just spout crap out without bothering to look at the real ramifications of what they're saying. Raising the prices on ESSENTIAL items is not the answer to the worlds ills, all it's going to do is create more problems for those people who live week to week (like myself).

      Is it your assertion that you are willing to put the low to lower middle class into poverty to support your hypothesis?

    32. Re:Hack? by Medievalist · · Score: 1


      AC: All I know is, the bill had better be sent to the Americans.

      FleaPlus: Why's that?

      Me: Because we've got the money, obviously. Why did Willie Sutton rob banks? Oh, wait, we used to have the money, but we sent it all to Iraq. You'll have to take it up with Halliburton, they seem to have misplaced all my tax dollars. In the meantime bill Saudia Arabia, they've got lots of cash.

    33. Re:Hack? by khallow · · Score: 1

      Let us not forget that terrorism actually does kill a lot of people each year. Just because the developed world doesn't get a lot of it, doesn't mean that it isn't significant. Vietnam, Peru, Iraq, Afghanistan, and Algeria have had significant bouts of terrorism at some point in the past 50 or so years.

    34. Re:Hack? by khallow · · Score: 1

      Actually, the orbiting mylar screen is starting to look cheap compared to Earth based solutions. It's more or less one time. There's little need for maintenance except maybe the occasional shipment of propellant.

  4. CO2 output? by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I wonder how much the CO2 output of the barges would be? That can't be especially good for the greenhouse gases.

    1. Re:CO2 output? by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hot damn, I never thought of it that way! Thanks for calling us on that before we went through the trouble of sending several thousand barges out to sea.

      Sincerely,
      Dr. Peter Flynn

    2. Re:CO2 output? by Technician · · Score: 1

      Hot damn, I never thought of it that way!

      The other thing I was looking for was the plan on getting rid of excess global heat that is trapped by greenhouse gasses. How do they plan on making ice out of sea water? Where is the heat going? How is it getting there. Melting ice takes in heat in the process of melting. To make ice, heat must be taken away. Spraying a lot of water in the air may warm the air and raise the humidity due to evaporation. After the air is saturated, where is the heat going? If the air is cooled, the heat required to evaporate the water is returned to condense it back into warm rain. Unless there is a way to get rid of trapped heat, ice will not form. Existing ice will continue to melt.

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    3. Re:CO2 output? by s-orbital · · Score: 1

      Assuming that the arctic air is super cold, which is a safe assumption, the wind will supply a basically limitless amount of cold air to create this ice. Sure, this air becomes slightly warmer, but it's insignificant compared to the solar energy reflected back into space by the newly formed ice.

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    4. Re:CO2 output? by Technician · · Score: 1

      Assuming that the arctic air is super cold

      I'm assumming it's become warmer and it is the reason the artic ice is melting in the first place.

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    5. Re:CO2 output? by psgalbraith · · Score: 1

      You don't need melting ice to stop deep convection. You simply need water that is too fresh to convect even if cooled to the freezing point. The point here is a method to make (dense) cold and salty waters that will convect.

  5. the barges? by GenKreton · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Meanwhile these barges use energy during the process. 8,000 barges is a lot of energy. That energy production is probably going to contribute to global warming again. We desperately need a permanent and viable solution for energy production. It is good to see some emergency plans being formulated but this will only prolong the inevitable.

    1. Re:the barges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, he seems to forget conservation of energy.

    2. Re:the barges? by modecx · · Score: 1

      8,000 barges is a lot of energy.

      Eureka! You're absolutely right. That's like... The annual CO2 production of 50ish some odd Mt. Kilaueas combined!? Mmmm...!

      So, your answer is that we need to build 8000 nuclear powered barges? Yes! You sir, are a genius!

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    3. Re:the barges? by mrball_cb · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      It doesn't matter what kind of solutions are devised for energy consumption. Our economy is based on growth, and that growth is based on the destruction of consumable resources. We live on a planet with finite resources and finite ability to sink the by-products of that consumption. The only long-term viable solution for this scenario is:
      1. a social change to a lower standard of living
      2. lower the population, a hugely irreverent and unacceptable proposition, but maybe Mother Earth will flex her muscles and get rid of a large chunk of us on her own accord (remember, she just created us because she wanted plastic :-) )

      Go read http://www.peakoil.com/ for an eye-opening view of the signs and statistics that our economy is showing us. Remember that the people on this site tend to slant pretty far left, nearly the same capacity that the ruling Dictator Bush slants too far to the right. Somewhere in the middle lies the ultimate truth, but that middle is scary because the reality if this "reckoning" is not but a few years off. The beginnings of the creaks and cracks of our world economy have been starting to show for quite some time. Dictator Bush has made it much MUCH MUCH worse, but he's not the only one to blame here. Some accuse Greenspan of setting up this fall we're about to have, but he's not the only one, there's lots of complicity here.
    4. Re:the barges? by Giometrix · · Score: 1

      nearly the same capacity that the ruling Dictator Bush slants too far to the right.

      It seems like your post is slightly to the left. I'm not a big fan of Bush, but calling him a dictator is a bit extreme, don't you think? I might be imagining things, but I believe our country had free elections in the past six years, and voted for him twice. Just because the guy you want in power isn't there doesn't make the guy a dictator.

      Unfortunately, this being slashdot, I am fully prepared to accept my flaimbait points. Sigh.

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    5. Re:the barges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many would argue he didn't get elected at least once, if not to either of those terms.

    6. Re:the barges? by Giometrix · · Score: 1

      I'll believe the many people making this claim when some proof is presented.

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    7. Re:the barges? by krysolid · · Score: 1

      I agree with your solution completely.

      I do not agree with peak oil, and all the rhetoric.
      It is just plain common sense that unless we want to
      hack up and consume the planet, ie. have no respect
      for the Earth and the life process, that we humans
      need to control our numbers and our inputs and outputs
      to the bioshphere.

      Why is that so hard for people to understand, and why
      do they have to understand it and express it is ways
      that insult and alienate other people so that the
      probability of it ever happening approaches 0?

    8. Re:the barges? by Urkki · · Score: 1

      a social change to a lower standard of living

      Wrong idea IMHO, something which can't be sold to the masses. A social change to a *different* standard of living is needed. Initially it may be lower for some, but stuff like balanced birth rate pretty much requires a high standard of living.

      Of course this requires a shift in thinking (at least for some people), that standard of living is not really equal to, or even related to the total value of cars owned... :-)

    9. Re:the barges? by mrball_cb · · Score: 1

      http://www.fec.gov/pubrec/2000presgeresults.htm
      Bush: 50,456,002 47.87%
      Gore: 50,999,897 48.38%

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._presidential_ele ction,_2000
      Due to the way our electoral system works, it went Bush's way due to the 537 vote victory in Florida, getting him the needed votes to surpass the 271 count electoral vote requirement. The issue at hand was that the Gore camp called for a recount in 4 counties in Florida, 4 counties which were heavily Democratic, but the final margins didn't indicate that heavy bias.

      Do I think we would have been better off with Gore? Now, maybe. Short term, no. Long term, yes. But that's just my particular view.

      http://www.badastronomy.com/bablog/2006/02/04/outr age-at-attacks-on-nasa-science/
      And yes I do consider Bush a dictator. Suppression of science based on religious views speaks loudly to that effect.

      Do I lean left? Absolutely. Bush cut taxes to stimulate the economy. Reagan showed that cutting taxes works great to stimulate the economy. But then Bush spends and spends like there's no tomorrow (increasing national debt).

      http://www.financialsense.com/fsu/editorials/2006/ 0206.html
      Basically Japan did in the 90's what we're doing now (ultra low rates and print money as fast as it can). They still haven't recovered and are under a huge pile of debt as a result. The only reason they're climbing out now is because they can export product that they can create because of the pool of cheap labor. Here in the US, we do not have that cheap labor.

      To paraphrase, we in the US are on a downward trend to equalizing our standard of living with the rest of the world. It's only natural of those in power to fight it, but it's a losing battle. Remember, finite resources...

  6. Oblig. Futurama reference by caitsith01 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Narrator: Fortunately, our handsomest politicians came up with a cheap, last-minute way to combat global warming. Ever since 2063 we simply drop a giant ice cube into the ocean every now and then.

    Suzie: Just like Daddy puts in his drink every morning. And then he gets mad.

    Narrator: Of course, since the greenhouse gases are still building up, it takes more and more ice each time. Thus solving the problem once and for all.

    Suzie: But-

    Narrator: ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!

    Leela: Well, we just need one of those big ice cubes. Someone should call the losers who are supposed to deliver it.
    [phone rings]
    Hello?

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    1. Re:Oblig. Futurama reference by user24 · · Score: 1

      in all seriousness though - won't they need to keep upping the dose?

  7. That's good... by gustgr · · Score: 2, Funny

    At least they are not planning to use trees to fight global warming.

  8. Or... by truthsearch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Or we could let the planet do what it's always done: rise and drop in temperature and water levels. Whatever you may think humans have done to the planet, it's gone through much bigger changes before we were ever here. How about we let nature take its course and we worry about changing ourselves instead of the planet?

    1. Re:Or... by syphax · · Score: 1

      How about we let nature take its course and we worry about changing ourselves instead of the planet?

      because we are seriously f***ing with nature

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    2. Re:Or... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Whatever you may think humans have done to the planet, it's gone through much bigger changes before we were ever here.

      That's true. However, at some of those times this planet has been just about totally uninhabitable by humans. Are you suggesting that in the worst case we just kill ourselves off and then wait for the planet to recover so some new species can evolve to take our place?

    3. Re:Or... by truthsearch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And somehow f**king with it more is going to help? Very logical.

    4. Re:Or... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That makes too much sense and it absolves Capitalism and the United States from guilt. There is no room in the Global Climate Change arguement for past climatic shifts or any evidence of the Sun rising in output or cyclical events.

      "At least 10 to 30 percent of global warming measured during the past two decades may be due to increased solar output rather than factors such as increased heat-absorbing carbon dioxide gas released by various human activities, two Duke University physicists report.

      The physicists said that their findings indicate that climate models of global warming need to be corrected for the effects of changes in solar activity. However, they emphasized that their findings do not argue against the basic theory that significant global warming is occurring because of carbon dioxide and other "greenhouse" gases."

      http://www.journals.uchicago.edu/ApJ/journal/issue s/ApJL/v549n1/005748/005748.web.pdf
      http://news.mongabay.com/2005/1001-duke.html
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_change#Solar_ variation
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_glaciatio n#Pleistocene_glacial_cycles
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Younger_Dryas

      Nope, we can't talk in this arguement about how the planet's climate has shifted in the past, but must blame the US, George W. Bush and/or Capitalism for Global Warming.

    5. Re:Or... by truthsearch · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes.

      Or we spend the of thousands of years it'll take before it becomes uninhabitable to learn how to live for generations in space.

    6. Re:Or... by ajs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good points. One more to add to the mix: the trend in global warming debate thus far has been to say that CO2 must be the unknown cause of global warming because no other factor could account for the increase in temperature. This is generally said because the increase does not map to the increase in solar output.

      However, if solar output were to trigger non-linear increases in global temperatures (e.g. by triggering the ~2% increase in percipitation in the 20th century, trapping solar radiation under increased cloud-cover and water vapor content), then such models could easily be quite wrong.

      This is nothing new. Solar researchers have been trying to point out the sun-climate interactions since the 1970s.

    7. Re:Or... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      Yes.

      Okeeedokeey.... You go first.

    8. Re:Or... by KeithIrwin · · Score: 1

      Because it'll suck a lot for us if we do that. Many of the big cities on Earth are along coast lines. As such, if the sea rises significantly it's gonna destroy a lot of valuable property and make a lot of people homeless. New Orleans didn't like being flooded all that much. Places like New York and Tokyo won't either. The climate change models also predict things like heavier rainfal resulting in more flooding in general, more huricanes, increased tornado activity, and more droughts. Those are not fun things.

      Sure, in the end, it's not going to matter to the planet whether it's hot or cold and life in the general sense will survive, but it is in our best interests to prevent significant climate changes because of the negative effects it will have on us.

      And I should also note other downsides, such as that radical climate change will also likely kill a bunch of species who can't adapt to it quickly enough. Many of these species might have contained genes and/or chemicals which would be helpful to us. With them gone, we may well never discover these useful genes and/or chemicals.

      If it were a question of not disturbing the natural cylces of things, then perhaps it would be a valid argument to say that we shouldn't try to change things to be in our best interest. But it's abundantly clear that we are mucking with things. The temperature of the planet generally tracks the level of carbon in the atmosphere. The level of atmospheric carbon is higher than it has been any time in the last 100,000 years. Looking at all available sources, it's pretty clear that it's human activity which is doing this. So we are already mucking with things and changing the natural order of things. So the question becomes "what climate do we want?" And frankly, it seems like it would be significantly to our collective benefit to not have the climate change radically from what it is now. This is what we're adapted for. Make it much hotter or colder, and we're going to start to have more portions of the earth where it is infeasible to live.

      Keith

    9. Re:Or... by Coryoth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At least 10 to 30 percent of global warming measured during the past two decades may be due to increased solar output rather than factors such as increased heat-absorbing carbon dioxide gas released by various human activities, two Duke University physicists report.

      I think you'll find the last IPCC TAR concluded much the same with regard to the effects of increased solar output. Of course they also concluded that the majority of observed warming was most likely due to anthropogenic CO2. Take a look at this chart showing how well CO2 correlates with the historical temperature record and realise that on that scale current CO2 levels are almost 5.5: that is quite literally off the chart. Given that we have good reason to believe in causation (absorption spectra of atmospheric CO2) it should be of concern. Yes the climate has fluctuated quite a bit in the past. Yes it is a complex chaotic system. That doesn't mean messing with it more is a good idea.

      Nope, we can't talk in this arguement about how the planet's climate has shifted in the past, but must blame the US, George W. Bush and/or Capitalism for Global Warming.

      I'm not sure attacking a strawman helps either. I don't think anyone with an actual clue is blaming George Bush and Capitalism for causing global warming, and certainly people with a clue will readily accept that historically the climate has been variable - that doesn't mean the the current trend in variation is going to in any way beneficial (or even necessarily neutral). Sure there are all those people without a clue who follow the issue as a politicised debate. There are equally shrill and stupid voices on both sides of this argument though. Just ignore them - the more attention we pay them the more pointlessly polarised this debate becomes.

      Jedidiah.

    10. Re:Or... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Face it. People have affected the climate. They will continue to affect the climate one way or another until they're all dead (at which point it will probably be because they've affected the climate with nuclear bombs or something - boom boom boom). We are stuck in a global climate experiment, and there is no real way to shut it down entirely. Instead, we need to figure out how to deal with it, and anyone who's not considering some sort of technological assistance to at least help counter this largely technologically-induced problem is depriving themselves of an incredibly useful tool. Reduction of emissions? All fine and dandy, but don't dismiss mitigation of emissions as well.

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    11. Re:Or... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      The human race is slightly more sophisticated right now than it's been in those past ice ages. Supposedly some sort of cave-men made it through the last few ice ages; surely with the aid of neat modern technological tools we can deal with the next one better, whenever it comes. Not that there won't be tragic loss involved or population crashes and all that stuff, but... completely uninhabitable? Unlikely, perhaps.

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    12. Re:Or... by KeithIrwin · · Score: 1

      If you look at graphs of global temperature and levels of atmospheric carbon over the last 100,000 years, they look almost identical. Every time atmospheric carbon rises, global temperatures rise. Right now we have more carbon in the atmosphere than we have at any time in the last 100,000 years. More than 10% more than the peak in the last 100,000 years. Does this prove that global warming is happening? No, it doesn't. But it does mean that there's enough of a possibility that we should be cautious. If we screw this up, we don't know how to fix it. That alone should make us be cautious about putting more and more carbon into the atmosphere.

      But being cautious costs money, so the business interests in the US don't want to do it. As such, they're willing to hem and haw and throw as much FUD at things as possible. When asked about global warming, Bush says that we need more research, but he actively fights against giving the EPA more money to research global warming. Why? Because he doesn't want to know. He wants to just always be able to say "we need more research" and keep filling the atmosphere with carbon by burning fossil fuels.

      Maybe there will be other things which come into play and global warming will turn out not to be a problem. Maybe global warming will disrupt the deep ocean currents and plunge the planet into another ice age. No one knows for sure. But instead of being cautious, the business interests in the US and their government have insisted that we act as if there is no possible problem and just keep pumping as much carbon into the atmosphere as we want. Whether or not global warming will be an environmental catastrophe is not clear. But what is clear is that by not taking it seriously, Bush and his fellows are taking a big risk with the fate of the entire population of this planet, because if the threat of global warming does turn out to be real, there's not any of us that won't be affected.

      Keith

    13. Re:Or... by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Whatever you may think humans have done to the planet, it's gone through much bigger changes before we were ever here.

      We weren't here then. We wouldn't have survived if we were.
      We aere here now. We will do what we can to survive.

      How about we let nature take its course and we worry about changing ourselves instead of the planet?

      First, we're not even sure that nature is actually taking its course, that we haven't knocked it off course.

      Second, when push comes to shove we want to live on a habitable earth. Perhaps in a "hippy" utopia that could be accomplished simply by being environmentally responsible, but that might not be the case in the real world.

      Hell we KNOW we're not exactly being evironmentally friendly. But regardless of WHY its happening -- if the planet is heading for a 10,000 year ice age that will cover 2/3rds the earth in a mile thick block of ice utterly devastating humanity then it doesn't matter if that's what nature has in store for us or if its the bed we've made for ourselves. Either way it would be time to shove back as best we can.

      A little research to theorize HOW to push back isn't a bad idea.

    14. Re:Or... by syphax · · Score: 1

      Nice try.

      You said: "How about we let nature take its course and we worry about changing ourselves instead of the planet?"

      I said: We are not letting nature take its course (re: accelerating atmospheric CO2 concentrations).

      Then you accused me of wanting to mess with nature more, which I most definitely did not say. I've been listening to the current US administration too long to fall for that fallacy.

      And what's with "worry about changing ourselves instead of the planet"? I presume you are suggesting that we just adapt. Tell that to the hundreds of millions (of poor people, with minimal GHG emissions) who live at an altitude within 10m of sea level. Who's paying the moving bills? Or the cats in Northern Europe who are going to find things a little chilly if the Gulf Stream, as a consequence of warming, does in fact stop downwelling, a possibility first raised by Wallace Broecker, the dude who figured out the ocean conveyor in the first place.

      Me, I think boot-strapping the Gulf Stream is crazy. The lead scientist for this study doesn't seem too keen either: "Flynn emphasizes that his group does not propose this scheme as the first or best choice, since all geo-engineering projects have a risk of unforeseen circumstances."

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    15. Re:Or... by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      Because evidence seems to show whatever is happening is being increased by humans, so if it's going to kill us all off (super heat the planet or turn nature extremely hostile), we need to fix it now before we're living as mole men.

      Even if we're not bringing about any harm to the Earth, it's still in everyone sbest intrest to find a cleaner resource for our power before it runs out (and we can only dig so far before we hit magma and have no more oil or ores), so we need to start looking for a solution. Not to mention we as humans need air to live, if we polute the air we could in the long run endanger ourselvs (we're cutting down trees at an insane rate, which doesn't exactly help this issue).

      So even if we're "okay now", we may not be tomorrow.

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    16. Re:Or... by greginnj · · Score: 1
      1. That makes too much sense and it absolves Capitalism and the United States from guilt. There is no room in the Global Climate Change arguement for past climatic shifts or any evidence of the Sun rising in output or cyclical events.
      Oh, ok, so we should take past climactic shifts into account. So everything's ok then.
      2. "At least 10 to 30 percent of global warming measured during the past two decades may be due to increased solar output rather than factors such as increased heat-absorbing carbon dioxide gas released by various human activities, two Duke University physicists report.
      Gotcha. Fully 10-30 percent of warming is accounted for by solar output. And the remaining piddling 70% comes from where? Leprechauns?
      3. The physicists said that their findings indicate that climate models of global warming need to be corrected for the effects of changes in solar activity. However, they emphasized that their findings do not argue against the basic theory that significant global warming is occurring because of carbon dioxide and other "greenhouse" gases."
      Hmm, the second sentence of para 3 seems to contradict the intent of your paragraphs #1 and #4.
      4. Nope, we can't talk in this arguement about how the planet's climate has shifted in the past, but must blame the US, George W. Bush and/or Capitalism for Global Warming.
      Oh goody. The planet's climate has shifted IN THE PAST, so everything's ok. You've exonerated George Bush, your work here is done. You may now go pick up your check from the RNC.

      Listen bucko, some of us would like to avoid having our grandchildren live through the start of another ice age, whether or not it's George Bush's fault. Some of us have higher goals than absolving the current administration of all blame. But a party that can inspire people to believe that they are doing God's work by driving a pickup truck over a field full of memorial crosses must be distributing some pretty powerful drugs. Ok, George Bush is innocent. Now, does that mean you're ok with another ice age, or would you like to prevent it, even so?

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    17. Re:Or... by flyingsquid · · Score: 1
      Gotcha. Fully 10-30 percent of warming is accounted for by solar output. And the remaining piddling 70% comes from where? Leprechauns?

      A long-term decrease in the number of pirates.

    18. Re:Or... by Statecraftsman · · Score: 1

      I think the point of this comment is to underscore the fact that humanity does not control even our own small section of the universe. Sure, we're able to screw up large parts of it either intentionally or unintentionally but that doesn't mean we've trumped the best efforts of the Earth to keep things stable. I want evidence.

    19. Re:Or... by Socguy · · Score: 1

      Remember, Climate change is about the RATE of change. Sure the earth goes through warmer and cooler times but it's a gradual shift. The scary part about human influenced climate change is that it's happening so FAST!

      S.

    20. Re:Or... by woolio · · Score: 1

      Well, if we stopped worrying about the planet, then a large number of people would start thinking about other things, such as politics...

      Which means the government's actions might actually be scrutinized by the general public...

      Which means something very &*^(*&%%%%%%%%%%%

      NO CARRIER

    21. Re:Or... by Viadd · · Score: 1
      Take a look at this chart showing how well CO2 correlates with the historical temperature record

      And notice how the reversed scale confuses the fact that temperature rises tend to be followed by increased CO2. To the extent that correlation implies causation, it seems that high temperatures cause CO2 increases rather than the other way around.
    22. Re:Or... by Kaki+Nix+Sain · · Score: 1
      Not that there won't be tragic loss involved or population crashes and all that stuff, but... completely uninhabitable?
      Wow, you are all heart. Such care and concern for the welfare of others.

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    23. Re:Or... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      A couple quick points.

      The blaming Bush thing I know is cool and fun, but the United States Senate told the Clinton Administration 99-0 that Kyoto wasn't doable in the United States because of the economic costs, so really any CO2 emissions control system that will cost tax revenue, jobs and votes is dead in the Senate. People like to say W is sticking his head in the sand, but the political reality is that in the United States 100 Senators have to vote on this, 1/3rd of them are up for election every two years and they don't want to stick thier necks out on the line for Kyoto or Global Warming.

      If we are only looking at the last 100,000 years for a clue as to climatic change then we aren't looking at the entire climatic history of the Planet, we are looking at 1/2520th of the climatic history of the Earth since the PT event. Do we know what happened during the other 251,900,000 years? Do we know what the Sun did? Nope.

      Why are some of the other planets in the Solar System under observation also warming at the similar rates as the Earth?

      http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/mars_ice-age _031208.html
      http://www.berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2004/0 4/21_jupiter.shtml

      Either planets under go cyclical actions which we don't understand yet, with the Earth and Mars warming while the equitorial region of Jupiter warming while the poles cool, or something is effecting the planets at the same time (Solar) or it's all a crazy coincidence.

      Personally, I think it's Solar activity, likely a long term variability in the Sun we don't understand yet. Or pirates and the FSM.

    24. Re:Or... by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      Asked and answered already.

      Jedidiah.

    25. Re:Or... by krysolid · · Score: 1


      Face it, the only reason we are seeing the global warming scenario
      even taken a little bit seriously is that somebody sees a great way
      to make money off it.

      Namely, the nuclear power industry. For so many years the energy
      industries all fought tooth and nail to humiliate anyone who even
      pursued any line of thought similar to - we should not screw up the
      planet.

      Now that there is money to be made by playing along, we see the
      nuclear industry talking about how clean nuclear is WRT CO2.

      Maybe I am just getting too cynical, but that's what I think.

    26. Re:Or... by krysolid · · Score: 1

      Systems like nature of the climate are complex to the point that
      we do not understand them ... and even if someone did, it is not
      proveable that they did, and anyway people believe that they want
      to believe about this stuff.

      Personally I am not sure about global warming being human caused,
      but I do know that we are screwing with nature, and it is killing
      the planet. Every life system on the planet is in serious decline,
      and we are not even talking about reversing that trend, we are just
      screwing it up more.

      I think the goal should not be sidetracked by global warming. This
      would be a slow process, so we should study it, and ideas like this
      one are good technologies to try should be need them.

      The goal should be to get our population under control ,and the
      inputs we take from nature, and the outputs we put into nature.

      Not to mention it would be nice if we would live aside nature
      instead of stomping all over it and killing it.

    27. Re:Or... by KeithIrwin · · Score: 1
      I'm not trying to blame only Bush. I'm primarily blaming the business interests in the US and the politicians which they manage to exert influence over. Bush is one of those politicians. So was Clinton. So are quite a number of politicians. Bush is not the one pulling the strings, but he is amongst those who have unequivocally opposed any controls on carbon emissions. The only thing which makes Bush worse than some was that he specifically promised to restrict carbon dioxide emissions while he was on the campaign trail and back-pedaled the moment he got into office. But in the end, all who have promoted this course of action will bear equal culpability if it turns out disasterously.

      Obviously we aren't looking at the entire history of the Earth, we don't have that information. The levels of atmospheric carbon are calculated based on air bubbles trapped in artic ice. It only goes back 160,000 years or so. We have to extrapolate from the data we have. And the data we have says that any time in the last 160,000 years, whenever the level of atmospheric carbon has risen, the temperature has risen shortly afterwards. Look at the graph in the last section of this article. It's clear that there's been a correlation between greenhouse gasses and global temperature over the past 160,000 years. This does not absolutely prove that one causes another. They could somehow both be caused by fluctuations in sun activity or whatever. It's certainly possible. But for the moment, the wisest course of action would be to cut back on carbon emissions until we know for sure. "We don't know" is not a good reason to act recklessly.

      It's as if we're in a car together going down a road and we don't know whether or not the bridge ahead is out. We have seen some signs which say it is and others which say that it may not be. Any sane person would slow down until we figure it out. That's the situation we're in. You admit that we don't know whether or not the bridge is out. So for goodness sake, let's slow down before we get to it. If it turns out that we can know that the level of carbon in the atmosphere doesn't have a big impact, we can still burn all those fossil fuels later. And if it turns out that it does matter, then we'll have averted disaster.

      You talk about what you think. I don't care what you think. Until we know what the situation is, we shouldn't take unnecessary risks like filling the atmosphere with record levels of carbon simply because it's better for the bottom lines of influential companies.

      Keith

    28. Re:Or... by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's true. However, at some of those times this planet has been just about totally uninhabitable by humans.

      The real threat is not that the planet will be uninhabitable for humans. That's possible, but unlikely, and we're fairly adaptable. The risk is that the short term changes might be exceptionally inconvenient for humans - and by inconvenient I mean on a scale that makes trying to hew to Kyoto type restrictions* positively trivial. In the long term I expect humans will probably adapt to the changes as they occur. Such adaptation requires significant time and energy of course, and in the shorter term during transition (and who knows exactly how long that will take) things might well get exceptionally unpleasant.

      Jedidiah

      * (Please note I'm not advocating Kyoto as the answer, merely pointing out that the claim that Kyoto would "damage the economy" may be nothing compared to economic damage wrought by climate change requiring a similar scale of change)

    29. Re:Or... by jarich · · Score: 1
      Or we spend the of thousands of years it'll take before it becomes uninhabitable to learn how to live for generations in space.

      Or, we build a great underground city with a Big Honking Nuclear Reactor and ride out the ice age as a race of underground overlords!

      This one is a great one to pull out and make your favorite environmentalists turn different colors.

      Nuclear waste? The planet is a wasteland... this is an ice age people! Build a big gun and launch the waste into the ocean. Or ship it to Alaska. No-one would be living there for a long time anyway.

    30. Re:Or... by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      And the fact that the poles on Mars are also melting would seem to indicate a solar system wide event. Unless you think the rovers running around on Mars are causing global warming on that planet.

      The climate of Earth changes all the time. We have been lucky the last thousand years that things have been relatively moderate. Very little of what we do will affect the climate to any significant degree. We will need to adapt and hopefully get off this planet. Self sustaining colonies in space is the only way to ensure long term survival of our species. Not that we deserve it.

    31. Re:Or... by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Whatever you may think humans have done to the planet, it's gone through much bigger changes before we were ever here. How about we let nature take its course and we worry about changing ourselves instead of the planet?

      Nature's course may involve killing-off all living things...

      Sure, the "planet" will always be okay, but it's just a big rock, isn't it? It's ourselves and all other living things that we are trying to look-out for, especially since we are at least partly to blame.
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    32. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think anyone with an actual clue is blaming George Bush and Capitalism for causing global warming

      C'mon man! Everyone knows global warming didn't start happening until 11/02/2000! Here is my idea to fix it: We should build big space ships or maybe some cannons to shoot all liberals into space. We would have less people on the ground here burning fossil fuels. Also, they would no longer be here constantly spewing hot air about how the neocons in the U.S. are destroying the earth for the rest of us.

    33. Re:Or... by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And the fact that the poles on Mars are also melting would seem to indicate a solar system wide event.

      Well it would if it was a fact that the poles on Mars are melting. As it happens it's just the southern pole that's melting. In and of itself that isn't even surprising. Mars has a rather different "seasonal" cycle than earth, taking considerably longer, but, as it happens, it is currently "summer" in the southern hemisphere of Mars. Ice caps often melt a little during the summer. Odd that. Now if it were a global change affecting both poles, rather than just a local one... but it isn't.

      Jedidiah.

    34. Re:Or... by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      http://www.climateark.org/articles/2001/4th/stsuma rs.htm

      Just like the cycles here on Earth.....

    35. Re:Or... by sylvandb · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that in the worst case we just kill ourselves off

      Why do you believe we have anything to do with it or could do anything about it?

      Those cycles were happening long before humans started using fossil fuel. Occam's Razor would suggest that even a complete cessation of fossil fuel usage would not prevent those cycles in the future.

      Once we start thinking rationally about this, our fossil fuel usage is just as likely to have postponed an ice age as it is to have accelerated the warming trend. Any significant reduction in fossil CO2 emissions is no more likely to have positive than negative effects.

      Why would you totally mess up the now, on the off chance that you might improve the future?

      sdb

    36. Re:Or... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      You talk about this like a bridge being out with signs being in place either way. I don't see Global Climate Change as a disaster waiting to happen. It's a shift, the kind of shifts Humans and tens of thousands of other species lived with and through for tens of thousands of years. It's more like cancer, it could happen and be bad, it could happen and be treatable but we'll be sick for a while, it could happen and we won't be that sick, it might not ever happen. Rather than having two outcomes as your bridge being up or down, Global Climate Change has many possible outcomes, not all of them terrible.

      We all are at different risks for cancer and heart disease. Does that mean we stop every single thing that lowers that risk? Of course we don't, we come in contact with carcinogens every day, even a recluse living in a cave somewhere will come in contact with a carcinogen. We continue to come in contact with them, dispite the risk, because we are ignorant, don't care, will take the chance.

      Now then, on the "wisest course", how is crippling the economic output of the planet and throwing the entire World into serious recession or worse "wise"? If we are goinng to cut back on carbon emissions until we "know for sure", who is going to get China and India to cut back thiers? A harshly worded letter from the UN?

      We are not "filling the atmosphere with record levels of carbon simply because it's better for the bottom lines of influential companies." We are filling the atmosphere with record levels of carbon because the Global Economy runs on carbon and our economies are expanding. Lets say the Global Economy has expanded 3% a year since Kyoto in 1990, that's a very conservative figure, so to roll back to 1990 levels we have to cut around 50% of the GDP of all the Industrialized and Industrializing nations.

      When we talk about conservation of power many point at large cars and trucks and go "it's the SUVs stupid!" Then when they go home they wake the display up on thier PC which has been drawing 600+ watts running the SETI@Home Client all weekend just like the 200 PCs at work which never turn off. To roll back Carbon emissions will take cuts beyond getting a Prius and turning off lights.

    37. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it you've never heard of adaptation?

    38. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The human race may survive, but many individual humans are likely to die. Are you saying that this is an acceptable loss to sustain our current rates of energy consumption?

    39. Re:Or... by KeithIrwin · · Score: 1

      Not seeing global climate shift as a disater waiting to happen is called living in denial. Go read the predictions of what's likely to happen. If having more droughts and more huricanes don't sound like disasters to you, then you don't know what the word disaster means. In the worst case, we may even get another ice age as a result.

      Last time we had an ice age, it wiped out a significant portion of the human population. Some people believe as much as 2/3s of homo sapiens. Also, prior to the last ice age there were two species of humans. There's only one now. Neanderthals were killed off by the last ice age. Now, I don't think that we'll go from one species to zero, but it'll still certainly suck quite a bit. If nothing else, it'll likely involve killing a substantial portion of the world's poor who can't afford heating fuel.

      Now, if an ice age doesn't happen, there's still no guarantee we won't see an upwards spiral in temperature. According to the ice core records we have, there has never been a time when humans existed and the temperature was significantly higher than it is now. Will we as a species survive it? Sure. But it might wind up killing off substantial percentages of the world population which can't afford air conditioning. Either way, a big climate shift is going to have a huge and disasterous effect on the world. You can pretend that humans have been here for a long time and lived through all sorts of conditions, but it's just not true. In geological terms, we've hardly been here for any time and all evidence indicates that the climate hasn't changed much at all during the time we've been here.

      The world's economy runs on energy, not carbon in particular. Wind and hydroelectic power are actually already cheaper per kilowatt hour than fossil fuels. And there's promising new solar technologies which may make solar economical. If we were to put half the research money into these types of energy generation as we do into "clean coal technology" we could actually have a pretty decent shot at sharply reducing the amount of carbon we emit. It's easy to make outrageous claims about the costs of making the switch, but the large scale economic analyses which have been done don't back those up. Further, those countries which have acted in keeping with the Kyoto accord have not crippled their economies as a result. Many of them are amongst the strongest per capita economies in the world. It would cost money to switch away from using so many fossil fuels for our energy needs, but it would not cripple the world economy.

      Also, 600 Watts? Most computers come with power supplies which can handle 350 at peak, and in practice seldom consume that much. The usual estimate is to assume that they consume half of their rated power.

      Keith

    40. Re:Or... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1
      Somehow this reminds me of the Spock/McCoy exchange in Star Trek II about the Genesis device. Yes, I'm aware that it would be tragic. Terrible, horrible, much wailing and gnashing of teeth... and all of that as understatement.

      My point stands, however.

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  9. wouldn't that require 8000 (minimum) trips by by humuhumunukunukuapu' · · Score: 1

    tugboats


    burning fossil fuels?

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    1. Re:wouldn't that require 8000 (minimum) trips by by gustgr · · Score: 1

      Probably they will hire eskimos to row the barges...

  10. Or just graft another head by Bovineck · · Score: 1

    Oh I think I saw this on a movie once. You graft another head onto the original problem body, but in the version I saw it all went horribly wrong and a few innocent bystanders were killed.

    1. Re:Or just graft another head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think the phrase here is

      8000 buckets in a sea of water

  11. Sounds like Futurama by FlameboyC11 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This sounds similar to the solution in Futurama episode #57, "Crimes of the Hot" where they used to drop a gigantic ice cube in the ocean. First Episode of Season 5

  12. Why not just leave the refrigerator open? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why not just leave the refrigerator open? See, Mom was WRONG all those years! If all the kid's left the refrigerator open, it would cool the world! BWAHAHA!

    Wait... you mean the world would actually get WARMER? BAH! The thermal engineers are trying to confuse me!

    1. Re:Why not just leave the refrigerator open? by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Yeah, isn't it funny how much warm it takes to make a little cold? You think we'd just break off a chunk of Sun and freeze that or something. Surely all we need is something like a giant overclocker's cooling kit and vent off all of our air conditioner heat output to the dark side of the moon or something.

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  13. I'm not a physicist, but... by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wouldn't EXPENDING energy simply generate more heat? Even if the result *appears* to be a layer of ice over the oceans, this energy has to go somewhere else. I realize that the Earth isn't a closed system, but that's the problem - we've got energy input and not much energy output. Until we can fix this, any large-scale energy expenditure will NOT have a positive effect w/ regards to combating global warming, right?

    (Ok, now some physicist type needs to come along and correct me, but still...)

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    1. Re:I'm not a physicist, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ice actually has a rather high albedo so it would increase some of those energy outputs. It doesn't see likely to be a productive project though.

    2. Re:I'm not a physicist, but... by afidel · · Score: 1

      They aren't worried about the total energy in the global system, they are worried about the moderating effects created by the gulf stream. Inputting just a small amount of energy into the gulf stream may result in a much greater than naively expected result because it is meerly pushing a system over the edge of a state change.

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    3. Re:I'm not a physicist, but... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Informative
      It's not the heat caused by expending energy that's at issue here. It's the heat from the Sun- absorbed by the Earth or trapped by the atmosphere or reflected off into space somehow. At high noon, the sun delivers about a billion watts to a square mile of the Earth's surface, give or take (it varies by latitude and stuff like that). That easily eclipses pitiful human energy expenditures.

      Now imagine if you could somehow paint that square mile white. It'd reflect a lot of heat back into space. That is the heat we're concerned with here - heat which will no longer be absorbed, but instead reflected. Enough reflection to compensate for the greenhouse gases which are causing absorption of heat? Depends on how much you can paint. And the painting in this case isn't done with paint, it's done by moving water about. I don't have much clue how effective it would be.

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    4. Re:I'm not a physicist, but... by kfractal · · Score: 0

      I always wondered if scads of little, white floating balls trapped with an oil slick clean-up mechanism would do the trick.

    5. Re:I'm not a physicist, but... by krysolid · · Score: 1

      > high noon, the sun delivers about a billion watts to a square
      > mile of the Earth's surface, give or take

      That's very interesting ... could you tell me where you found that out.
      I tried to derive that number one time ... forget what I got, but I
      got the suns output and then divided it by the area of a sphere
      93 millions miles in radius.

    6. Re:I'm not a physicist, but... by cnerd2025 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't EXPENDING energy simply generate more heat?

      Insightful post, and not all wrong, but you evaluated your knowledge correctly. Of course, the First Law of Thermodynamics tell us that matter and energy can be neither created nor destroyed, only changed. The General Theory of Relativity says we can change matter and energy into each other (this is the E=mc2 formula). The Second Law of Thermodynamics deals with the idea of entropy, that the "randomness" or heat energy in a system cannot be recovered to do useful work. Thermodynamics is an interesting field of physics, but it only applies macroscopicly (other than the First Law, which is arguably the foundation of science). If you look at nanotechnology, for example, some structures can be constructed to "trap" particles that would otherwise mitigate heat. In a certain sense, entropy is the definition of time. We can say that if entropy could become negative, time would appear to go backwards because chaos would reverse and causality would be reversed. Anyhow, I digress.

      Global Warming is simply the phenomenon of Earth's gradual average temperature increase (though some may argue that it is increasingly accelerating [a process known as jerk], but this is a matter of statistics). The collective of phenomena causing global warming is the subject of much debate, but we are aware of greenhouse gasses and depleted protection from solar radiation (i.e. ozone layer depletion). The greenhouse effect is actually observable in a tabletop experiment. Take a fishbowl or otherwise transparent liquid container. Fill it with water. Then shine a laser up from the outside of the bowl so that the beam makes a 45 degree angle with the surface of the water. You should observe that the beam is reflected and refracted in various ways, including the side opposite the laser. This is the greenhouse effect in a nutshell; photons, which mediate the electromagnetic force, are reflected continuously from the atmosphere back to the earth. However, entropy does still exist for objects of the earth's scale, and therefore the total energy is not reflected; some of it is lost to excited particles. The idea of the greenhouse effect is somewhat like you said, the "input" minus energy "output" is a positive quantity. Rather, Earth doesn't generate much of its own energy at all. In fact, Earth meerly "redistributes" through reflection the energy that it is given.

      In physics we say that energy is the ability to do work, where work is the scalar product of the force vector and displacement vector (a layman's understanding says work of a force is that force times the distance an object moves). We say that the total work done on an object by a given force is equal to the difference in the object's potential energy, from initial to final. Then we classify forces as "conservative" or "non-conservative", meaning that every Joule of energy in a conservative force can be given back (such as with gravity) whereas a non-conservative force requires some increase in entropy (such as a car hitting a concrete wall). If you walk to the top of a hill, you have used kinetic energy but have gained gravitational potential energy, and therefore the kinetic energy change proportional to the potential energy change. If you burn a log, energy is used in burning that log, which disintegrates the wood into heat (fast-moving air particles, the entropy factor), ash, and smoke. You cannot then go back and make the log from the byproducts. In both cases, energy is conserved, but in one energy is converted into work, and in the other, energy is converted into heat.

      The big issue with global warming is if man-impacted greenhouse gasses are the cause, because the radiation will result in increased entropy, leading to "warmer" conditions i.e. more heat. Radiation can be converted to work, which results in much less heat than otherwise. If we could convert heat into workable energy, well then we'd be rich.

      I find some of the consequences of thermodynamic laws to be practical limits rather than

  14. Next year's required barges - and the year after by eric31415927 · · Score: 1

    If 8,000 barges work this year, how many will be needed next year, and the year after that? I wonder what sort of mathematical progression is planned.

  15. well thank god by atarione · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sure politicans are all following over themselves trying to spend 50billion dollars on this idea. I guess I'll stop building my house up on 10ft stilts .... i'm sure this will stop the massive climate change and prevent ocean level increases.

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    1. Re:well thank god by rtaylor · · Score: 1

      I'm sure politicans are all following over themselves trying to spend 50billion dollars on this idea.

      It is probably cheaper for the US to take this approach than to try and move all costal cities (including New York and LA) inland.

      Take the cost of rebuilding New Orleans and multiply by about 100.

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  16. Energy required to do this? by digitalgiblet · · Score: 4, Interesting
    First thought I have is "how much energy would be required to do this?"

    Eight THOUSAND barges pumping enough water to make a layer seven METERS thick? EACH YEAR.

    I'm no scientist, but it seems to me we'd be pumping out some greenhouse gases somewhere in this mix...

    Would these be nuclear barges? No greenhouse gases, but instead spent nuclear fuel to contain for a really long time.

    They estimate $50 billion USD to do this, but they don't say if that is the ongoing yearly amount.

    Maybe easier just to genetically engineer all the plants and animals to deal with the new conditions rather than try to control the ocean currents (and for the humor impaired -- that sentence is meant as a joke).

    1. Re:Energy required to do this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Maybe easier just to genetically engineer all the plants and animals to deal with the new conditions"

      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Vost ok-ice-core-petit.png

      They survived larger variations just fine without our intervention.

    2. Re:Energy required to do this? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1
      Three syllables. Nook-yoo-ler.

      They use nuclear power on submarines, they use it on battleships, they can use it on barges easily.

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    3. Re:Energy required to do this? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2, Informative

      Battleships? When did this happen? The Soviets built some nuclear-powered heavy cruisers, and there are quite a few nuclear carriers, but the Iowas (the only battleships still active in the past almost half-century) are and always were conventionally powered.

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    4. Re:Energy required to do this? by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Maybe easier just to genetically engineer all the plants and animals to deal with the new conditions rather than try to control the ocean currents

      Or better yet, Strong AI happens sometime in the near future and we do away with organic bodies all together. Well you don't have to upgrade if you don't want to, but like someone else said the surface will be unlivable by your standard organic human.

      Although, non-organic humans won't have a problem with this, but chances are they'll be inside on the net playing WoW XIII.

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    5. Re:Energy required to do this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      probably mixed up battleship and aircraft carrier - since the carriers are nuclear powered

    6. Re:Energy required to do this? by Tim+Doran · · Score: 1

      The real question is 'what is the net effect'?

      By creating a giant ice surface, we may be able to reflect far more solar energy than was expended creating the ice in the first place.

  17. Not to worry... by jpardey · · Score: 1

    They're gonna use solar panels. Or maybe penguins in big hampster wheels...

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  18. There's no one-size-fits-all fix for this mess by StefanJ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When the bought-off pundits, ideology-addled fanboys, and fossil fuel industry flaks run out of viable talking points in their F.U.D. campaign, the debate over global warming won't be over whether it is happening, but on the most effective and economical ways to slow it down and cope with its effects.

    There won't be a one-size-fits-all fix. Conservation and more efficient vehicles will be a big part of it. Environmental remediation projects, like reconstructing coastal wetlands to help them deal with floods and storms, will be another.

    Stange notions like seeding the ocean with iron filings, and this oddball idea, are another possibility for the "arsenal" of fixes. I'd definitely put some money into researching them. Figure out the kinks sooner rather than later, so they'll be available if we need them.

  19. Da whitey man be trying to keep us down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How us starving eskimos supposed to plant our wheat in 2009 now? Our agents have been setting charges on volcanoes around the globe over the past few years to warm us up a bit.

  20. Sounds like Brewster's Millions... by RyanFenton · · Score: 4, Interesting


    This scheme reminds me somewhat of some of the (intentionally) money-wasting schemes of the movie Brewster's millions. Large machines sent thousands and thousands of miles to mechanically move an almost unimaginable ammount of water, along with the fuel needed to do all of this large-scale de-facto terraforming (aquaforming?).

    That...or the Futurama episode where it was revealed that global warming had to be fended off with giant ice cubes from Haley's comet every once in a while.

    What this scheme ammounts to is a color shift of a rather small portion of the earth's ocean, for a rather small ammount of time, and enormous cost.

    You could achieve the same dynamic by:

    A) Using some cheaper coloring to semi-permanantly paint large portions of land environments with an already severely limited biological environment, including deserts, rocky areas, upper mountain ranges, near-permafrost (permafrost is already white most of the time), etc. Longer-lasting and cheaper than the ice-cube in the ocean effect. Could be undone with darker color later if needed.

    B) Genetically engineer and feed cryophillic bacteria with light pigment in near-arctic ocean areas. Either have it continuously expell bouyant light-color material as part of the life cycle, or else have the body stay boyant and un-edible by further bacteria after death. If this is feasible, and self-sustainable, we'd have a meaningful, if limited engineered biological terraforming. Similarly can be undone with darker color later.

    Those are just two quick ideas - I'm sure there's a lot others that would work to do color-based terraforming. Are there any special reasons why this barge idea would... hold water still above such ideas?

    1. Re:Sounds like Brewster's Millions... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 4, Interesting
      How about cities? This article (good lord, this must by my sixth post linking there in this discussion :) notes a potential urban contribution:
      A mere 0.5 percent change in Earth's net reflectivity, or albedo, would solve the greenhouse problem completely. The big problem is the oceans, which comprise about 70 percent of our surface area and absorb more light because they are darker than land.

      When it comes to increasing albedo, it would be wise to begin the discussion by introducing positive measures that can be easily understood and are close at hand. Reflecting sunlight is not a deep technical idea, after all. Simply adding sand or glass to ordinary asphalt ("glassphalt") doubles its albedo. This is one mitigation measure everyone could see--a clean, passive way to Do Something.

      A 1997 UCLA study showed that Los Angeles is 5 degrees Fahrenheit warmer than the surrounding areas, mostly due to dark roofs and asphalt. Cars and power plants contribute, but only a bit; at high noon, the sun delivers to each square mile the power equivalent of a billion-watt electrical plant.

      This urban "heat island" effect is common. But white roofs, concrete-colored pavements, and about $10 billion in new shade trees could cool the city below the countryside, cutting air conditioning costs by 18 percent. Cooler roads lessen tire erosion, too. About 1 percent of the United States is covered by human constructions, mostly paving, suggesting that we may already control enough of the land to get at the job.

      Paint the cities white, you'll save oil for air conditioning costs AND make for a more reflective Earth.

      The article also suggests burning lots of sulfur-rich coal in western Pacific island nations, resulting in more clouds over the ocean and a higher albedo.

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    2. Re:Sounds like Brewster's Millions... by krysolid · · Score: 1

      This sounds like science fiction from the 40s and 50s, and makes
      me really nervous. Human beings just do not have a clue yet are
      willing to grab hold of the future of this planet and play with
      it twiddling primitive knobs that we only understand in basic
      controlled ways.

      The problem is that the Earth has been evolving for a long long time
      and there is no instruction book or understanding what the rules are.
      We could set off some runaway process that could lead the misery for
      everyone.

      Why can't we all just live together in peace, and then decide that
      we do not mess up the Earth with pollution or major changes.

      After all there is no need, except for the profit of some small group
      of people who are willing to live high on the hog uncaring about
      what happens to everyone else.

    3. Re:Sounds like Brewster's Millions... by arkhan_jg · · Score: 3, Informative

      Because he's not suggesting this as a 'fix' to the albedo, but a way to provide a big stream of cold salty water at the north end of the global conveyer. Why go to all that trouble?

      The global conveyer transports hot water from the equator to and western coast of europe, including the UK, keeping that part of europe warmer and more temperate than it's latitude would otherwise make it. The warm water cools, drops down, and returns in a reverse current going south. Too much fresh water at the northern end of the conveyer, from melting fresh water ice at the pole, and russian rivers, dilutes that heavy salty water, and weakens (and could eventually stop) the return trip of the conveyer. The conveyer weakens or even dies, and the UK gets a lot colder, causing all sorts of problems. This 'fix' would strengthen or even restart the conveyer. The 50 billion gives you an idea of how much it might cost us in the medium term if we ignore global warming, just to 'fix' one part of the problem.

      Hopefully, politicians will look at this idea, not as something to do now, but something to convince themselves to do something about global warming (i.e. CO2 and methane emissions) before we have to start planning on projects like this. There's a good chance that the global conveyer shutting down will happen in my or my children's lifetime if we do nothing, and I'd rather not have to seriously face a plan like this.

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  21. as an alternative... by timhillu03 · · Score: 1

    As a backup plan, we could take 8,000 jumbo jets and fly between the sun and the earth, thereby casting a shadow. That would promote global cooling as well.

    1. Re:as an alternative... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Actually, if you burn a rich mixture of jet fuel, the particulate fog that results from the engine spreads out and persists for around three months. The particles eventually come down in the rain, and are not especially toxic, and while they're up there they're reflecting sunlight.

      This article (admittedly a little dated, 1997) claims that "for about $10 million, this method would offset the 1990 U.S. greenhouse emissions". (It also explores some potential side effects, and similar measures.)

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    2. Re:as an alternative... by JBHarris · · Score: 1
      Actually, if you burn a rich mixture of jet fuel, the particulate fog that results from the engine spreads out and persists for around three months. The particles eventually come down in the rain, and are not especially toxic, and while they're up there they're reflecting sunlight.
      From the Matrix:

      "We do not know who struck first, man or machine. But we know it was the humans who scorched the sky. At the time, the machines where dependent on the sun for energy."

      Long story short, it backfired.

      Massive, large scale manipulation of a chaos-based system was, is, and always will be an extremely bad idea. Until we understand enough about the Earth's climate for it to no longer be considered a choas system, we must let nature do its thing.

  22. Why fight Global Warming? I want it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's cold over here. With higher heating bills this year, I have to conserve. I look forward to all the Global Warming we can get. Bring it on!

  23. Ways to combat "global warming" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. Stop selective de-forestation of the South American rainforest.

    2. Find the fucking Europeans some other place to grow soybeans for their bio-diesel so they don't start de-foresting the Congo.

    3. Build nuclear power plants.

    4. Build breeder reactors and core re-processing factories so we don't have to bury as much radioactives.

    5. Find a fucking use for all the radioactive by-product waste generated from 30 years of unabated plutonium weapon manufacturing. Vitrify it and use the barrel to de-ice sidewalks or something. Sheesh!

    6. Use on-site hydrogen production to fuel automobiles.

    7. Figure out a superconductor that can withstand 50C temperatures, and lay down an underground electrical grid across the country (be it US or EU or China or Korea or Japan).

    8. Home school your children, because urban teachers' unions are fucking KILLING our literacy rate.

    9. Buy Danish goods. Most butter cookies, but cheese and booze as well.

    10. For the Love of God, please enroll Hillary in some anger management classes. That crying shit is waaaaaaayyyyyy too unbalanced for the nuclear football team.

    1. Re:Ways to combat "global warming" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      11. wait

    2. Re:Ways to combat "global warming" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Stop selective de-forestation of the South American rainforest.

      Actually old growth forests emit more CO2 than farmed forests, so to combat global warming we need more de-forestation, not less :)

  24. Greg Benford's Suggestion by Nova+Express · · Score: 2, Interesting
    He suggested seeding the relatively dead waters of the Southwest Pacific with iron ore to encourage an algee bloom, which would then help absorb greenhouse emissions.

    Like his idea, this one will be shot down for the same reason: It might actually do something about the problem, doesn't funnel money to the climatologists pushing Global Warming as a means of securing ever-more funding, and it offends the the civil religion of environmentalism by allowing Western Civilization to escape suffering (in the form of a stagnant economy die to crushing greenhouse gas taxes) for its "environmental sins."

    "Today, one of the most powerful religions in the Western World is environmentalism. Environmentalism seems to be the religion of choice for urban atheists. Why do I say it's a religion? Well, just look at the beliefs. If you look carefully, you see that environmentalism is in fact a perfect 21st century remapping of traditional Judeo-Christian beliefs and myths. There's an initial Eden, a paradise, a state of grace and unity with nature, there's a fall from grace into a state of pollution as a result of eating from the tree of knowledge, and as a result of our actions there is a judgment day coming for us all. We are all energy sinners, doomed to die, unless we seek salvation, which is now called sustainability. Sustainability is salvation in the church of the environment. Just as organic food is its communion, that pesticide-free wafer that the right people with the right beliefs, imbibe. Eden, the fall of man, the loss of grace, the coming doomsday---these are deeply held mythic structures. They are profoundly conservative beliefs. They may even be hard-wired in the brain, for all I know. I certainly don't want to talk anybody out of them, as I don't want to talk anybody out of a belief that Jesus Christ is the son of God who rose from the dead. But the reason I don't want to talk anybody out of these beliefs is that I know that I can't talk anybody out of them. These are not facts that can be argued. These are issues of faith. And so it is, sadly, with environmentalism. Increasingly it seems facts aren't necessary, because the tenets of environmentalism are all about belief. It's about whether you are going to be a sinner, or saved. Whether you are going to be one of the people on the side of salvation, or on the side of doom. Whether you are going to be one of us, or one of them."

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    1. Re:Greg Benford's Suggestion by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      Like his idea, this one will be shot down for the same reason: It might actually do something about the problem, doesn't funnel money to the climatologists pushing Global Warming as a means of securing ever-more funding, and it offends the the civil religion of environmentalism by allowing Western Civilization to escape suffering (in the form of a stagnant economy die to crushing greenhouse gas taxes) for its "environmental sins."
      Humans are spiteful like that.

      We don't just want you to be wrong and us to be right, we also want you to suffer for being wrong.

      SchadenFraud - the malicious satisfaction one feels at the misfortune of others.

      Or, to put it in terms that a /.er will understand, it's that feeling you get when the boss you hate gets a computer virus .
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    2. Re:Greg Benford's Suggestion by dbIII · · Score: 1
      "Today, one of the most powerful religions in the Western World is environmentalism"
      This again - obviously if something is black it must be a crow even if it has four legs and moos.

      It's the act of a confidence trickster to attack the messenger and not the message - and if we keep doing that scientists will be branded as fanatics and we can forget about people getting a decent education in the mainstream.

    3. Re:Greg Benford's Suggestion by paulbd · · Score: 1

      Crichton can be a really nicely-worded misleader when he wants to be. Yes, there are crazed idiots within the Christian faith who believe that the End Days can be accelerated by promoting destabilization in the middle east. And there are idiots in the environmental movement who believe that the problem is doom, the destruction and the rest of the crap that he cites.

      Meanwhile, there are Christians working hard to improve the lives of various people on a day to day basis, and there are environmentalists who understand that the issue at hand is not the survival of life on this planet or even humanity, but the question of what kind of life will be possible in world of reduced ecological complexity and altered chemistry/climate.

      Ignoring the sane core of a movement is a common tactic, just like ignoring the message by critiquing the messenger. For those whose environmental beliefs approach fundamentalist proportions, maybe Crichton has a point. But for the rest of us, he's talking about a different set of people as a way of avoiding what we are trying to say.

    4. Re:Greg Benford's Suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is fucked. Fucked, fucked, fucked.

      Oh, and Michael Crichton is an author. Author, author, author. A poor one at that.

      It's called the precautionary principle, folks: it's pretty obvious that we humans are moving enough energy and chemicals around to cause global-scale climate change. We don't know for sure (and we never will be able to predict with certainty) what the effects will be. Maybe we boil. Maybe we freeze. Maybe we boil, then we freeze.

      Rather than throwing billions at a possible symptom (as this idea suggests), we're better off controlling the root causes. That means quit driving your fucking SUV around, and quit taking fiction too seriously.

    5. Re:Greg Benford's Suggestion by syphax · · Score: 1

      Wow, I actually more or less agree with something Michael Crichton has to say (not a frequent occurrence). But I think he's describing only a segment of people who fall in the enviro camp. He's conveniently overlooking the rational environmentalists.

      Also, I call you on "It might actually do something about the problem," unless you really understand the meaning of "might". Read this piece by Sally Chisholm, a professor at MIT who kind of knows a thing or two about iron seeding.

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    6. Re:Greg Benford's Suggestion by General+Alcazar · · Score: 1
      While yes, the tree-hugger stereotype that fears all change is definitely out there - to say that all environmentalists are basing their position on faith and not science is ridiculous.

      In fact, I would argue that there is quite a bit of logic and science behind the conservative environmental position. It is a fact that humans do not do well outside of a fairly limited range of temperature, light, radiation, and availability of water, oxygen, and food. Many scientists see measurable trends occuring that point towards a shift in these variables.

      While it is naive to think that we can avoid change, to dive recklessly and wontonly into the future without regard for the damage we are causing is even more naive - and far more damaging. It is not as if history is not filled with examples of famine, drought, toxic poisoning, and many other ills to teach us the lesson to not shit inside the house.

      As for Benford's plan - this has already been shown to be unrealistic to sustain. For every ton of iron used to seed a plankton bloom, it would require 5,000 tons of silicate to maintain the bloom.

      If you or Michael Crichton want to debate with me, fine. There is plenty of environmental data to debate, and I am by no means an expert. But don't dismiss a conservative reaction to environmental change as being based on some vague sense that change is "wrong" because it is unfamiliar. Personally, I know what a 120 degree desert feels like, and I don't want to try and live in one.

    7. Re:Greg Benford's Suggestion by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      Actually, the article I've been linking to left and right across this discussion is also by Gregory Benford.

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    8. Re:Greg Benford's Suggestion by 27B-6 · · Score: 1
      Personally, I know what a 120 degree desert feels like, and I don't want to try and live in one.


      I live in Phoenix, Arizona, you insensitive clod!

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    9. Re:Greg Benford's Suggestion by csplinter · · Score: 1

      "it's pretty obvious that we humans are moving enough energy and chemicals around to cause global-scale climate change" It's not obvious to me, in fact its completely unappearent, perhaps you can tell me how much energy and chemicals we humans move each year, and how much of them it takes to change the climate on a global-scale. The climate is changeing all the time, come on. Like it or not, there is no way to know right now if global rises in temperature are a result of our pollution of the enviornment or if these effects are part of a typical cycle on earth and have little or nothing to do with us. Let me say this however, im not saying global warming isn't happening, just that no one knows for sure if it is or not. Precautions are good, and we should have contingency plans.

    10. Re:Greg Benford's Suggestion by NickFortune · · Score: 1
      [Greg Benford] suggested seeding the relatively dead waters of the Southwest Pacific with iron ore to encourage an algee bloom, which would then help absorb greenhouse emissions.

      Oh by all means, bring them on. I'm not against a technical patch, as long as it's used to buy time while we fix the underlying problem. I'd normally be concerned about the enviromental impact too, but they way things are going, that's looking like not phoning the fire brigade in case the water damages your soft furnishings.

      If you look carefully, you see that environmentalism is in fact a perfect 21st century remapping of traditional Judeo-Christian beliefs and myths.

      That's rather cleverly done. Bit of a straw man, though...

      1. environmentalism is remapped christianity because they both have a sort of "eden"
      2. but the environmental eden never existed
      3. that's becase primitive man probably wasn't very nice
      4. and becuase nature isn't all fluffly bunnies either
      5. and since environmentalists are wrong about that...
      6. ...it therefore follows that they're wrong about everything else! Huzzah!

      A little unfair perhaps, but it captures the tone nicely, I think.

      Setting that aside, Crichton's underlying point is that faith based reasoning is distorting all manner of scientific debate. I just he had make the point that the environmentalists have no monopoly here, and there are "religious" arguments on both sides of the debate.

      But then, I suppose it's harder to map industrial lobbyists onto the framework of an existing religion, so that wouldn't have made for as good a speech.

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  25. Why not... by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    ...just build a giant shield to block the sun?

  26. what a fucking idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    unfortunately the little ice this wacko struggles to sustain with all his motorboats may actually inhibit the natural absorption of CO2 into the ocean. ...oh shucks and then there are those damn climate cycles

    1. Re:what a fucking idiot by psgalbraith · · Score: 1

      Your graph omits the fact that current CO2 level are at 380 ppm and those past peaks never rose above 290 ppm or so. With a projected level of 450 ppm or so within 50 years, you make the point nicely: CO2 levels have never been higher.

      As for the ice inhibiting the absorption of CO2, you have missied the point of global ocean circulation redistributing heat from the equator toward the pole (and to northen Europe).

      As for your language, well, I won't go there. The guy is most certainly not an idiot nor a wacko.

  27. Wasn't it pleasant in Eocene? by piotru · · Score: 1

    The climate of Eocene is supposed to have been perfect - the average sea water temperature around Arctic 15deg. Celsius, palm trees growing within polar circle and the tropics not much hotter than today. What's wrong with returning to these conditions? We would need more forests than today perhaps, but it it undoable?

    1. Re:Wasn't it pleasant in Eocene? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't the continents shuffled a bit since then? Would it even be possible, in terms of weather and ocean current patterns, to 'return' to such a global climate? If we should just let things run their course, assuming it's a course and not an outward spiral, then why are deserts growing instead of becoming grasslands and forests?

    2. Re:Wasn't it pleasant in Eocene? by Algan · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with returning to these conditions?

      Not having any snow anywhere on the planet is what's wrong! Where would I carve a few turns now and then, huh? Plus I just bought a new pair of ski boots :)

      Seriously speaking I kinda like a well balanced planet. I can go lay on the beach with a nice drink or I can go ski in the mountains or whatever other million activities one can do today. Variety is good. Plus polar bears are cute.

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    3. Re:Wasn't it pleasant in Eocene? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly, you have never played SimEarth.

      Fucking biomes have to be babied.

  28. cool by smash · · Score: 1
    We only need to burn x,000 units of fossil fuels to run the pumps :D

    Without taking into account the fuel consumed to actually manufacture said barges...

    smash

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  29. New Plan by iSeal · · Score: 2, Funny

    5 Years Later, on Slashdot:

    "Due to all the additionnal greenhouse gases created by having 8,000 barges continuously circumventing the oceans, the Alberta professor now suggests to add more barges... to curb the effect on global warming the old ones created."

  30. What the hell are you talking about? by 0xdeaddead · · Score: 0
    There is no such thing a global warming. At best its a theroy like evolution, or this big bang thing.

  31. At $12.50 each by dbcad7 · · Score: 1

    That's like 4,000,000,000 garden hoses !

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  32. terraforming the earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does not make any sense.

  33. Details from the paper by SiliconEntity · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The original paper is unfortunately not available without a subscription, but it has considerably more detail.

    The cost breaks down as a capital outley of 45 billion dollars for the barges and equipment; and operating expenses of 1.3 billion dollars per year. The barges would be wind powered for the pumping operations so no substantial CO2 is generated.

    8100 barges, with a wind power system, a low volume pump and two high volume pumps per barge. 32 helicopters, 4 harbors, 4 air bases and 1 control center, for the Thunderbirds, I guess.

    1. Re:Details from the paper by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Informative
      The barges would be wind powered for the pumping operations so no substantial CO2 is generated.

      Yes, but the energy used on the barges could be used to replace energy generation which currently produces CO2.

      In high northern and southern lattitudes wind generation at sea is actually one of the better sources of non-polluting energy.

    2. Re:Details from the paper by Potato+Battery · · Score: 1

      for the Thunderbirds, I guess

      Could we save money by going with a Phoenix/Griffin combo instead? The Phoenixes in particular have the benefit of being recyclable.

    3. Re:Details from the paper by khallow · · Score: 1
      Yes, but the energy used on the barges could be used to replace energy generation which currently produces CO2.

      No it couldn't. You may recall that we have a very difficult time transporting electricity. So the electricity would be generated on a barge in the ocean, not near human habitation where it is needed.

    4. Re:Details from the paper by psgalbraith · · Score: 1

      Can you please provide the full reference of the paper?
      I'd like to read it.

  34. warming pools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I pee'ed in a pool last week. I don't know if that helps global warming or hurts it, but I guess if I see one of these barges pull up in my neighbor backyard I will have to appologize to him...

  35. Silly Idea by arbiterxero · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Physics can't be this man's strong point.. okay so I take WATER and spray it into the air to turn it into ICE. The Resulting process does which? oh yes, some heat must be released since we're not using pressure. End result? We have thicker caps and the illusion of cold. That's a good idea for making the Ice Caps thicker but overall doesn't remove any of the "heat" or global warming issues. You have to address the SOURCE of an issue as opposed to the effects to make anything work. Infact it's possible that would have the OPPOSITE effect. Heat and energy is being trapped on our planet. That's the problem right? what does making one selected area colder do to fix anything? I don't get it.

  36. Wisdom from the TV Sitcom "Dinosaurs" by Pollux · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The TV sitcom "Dinosaurs" was such a wonderful show. It was an excellent satire, paralleling the Dinosaur's "modern" world with our own. As soon as I read this article, I immediately thought of the final episode of this sitcom.

    In the final episode, a comet is heading towards the planet, and the "We Say So" corporation devises a way of destroying the comet using "modern" technology, only to find that it has a consequence. Each "solution" cause a larger and larger problem, only to be "fixed" with another "solution", causing an ever-growing problem. I forget the entire sequence of events, but in the final stage, they kill all the plant life on the planet. They figure that to bring the plant life back, they need to make it rain. Rain is formed by clouds. Clouds are formed by erupting volcanos. So, naturally, forcing all the volcanos to erupt will cause clouds to form, causing rain to fall and restore the plant life for all the earth. The episode finishes with the corporation detinating bombs inside volcanos, causing all the volcanos to erupt, blackening the sky, causing the start of the ice age.

    Words of wisdom from Dinosaur Earl Sinclair: "It's so easy to take advantage of nature because it's always there, and technology is so bright and shiny and new."

    Let the Earth take care of nature. We're so focused on manipulating nature for the survival of every single life on Earth, we lose site of the fact that every now and then, nature has to correct our mistakes to restore its own balance, whether in the form of a plague, a change in the weather patterns, or an ice age.

    1. Re:Wisdom from the TV Sitcom "Dinosaurs" by ScottV · · Score: 1

      We regularly intervene on the human body, a very complicated system. Often these interventions have side-effects (sometimes requiring further interventions) but the side-effect/intervention process doesnt neccesarily cascade out of control. The stakes might be bigger with the environment, but the whole "you can't touch the environment, it'll spiral out of control" seems to be an item of faith rather than based on specific evidence.

    2. Re:Wisdom from the TV Sitcom "Dinosaurs" by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, let nature take its course and kill us off... you first.

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    3. Re:Wisdom from the TV Sitcom "Dinosaurs" by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 1

      Uh, you forgot that we're also manipulating nature to keep our civilisation from collapsing. Unless you like the idea of mass poverty, warfare and starvation.

    4. Re:Wisdom from the TV Sitcom "Dinosaurs" by khallow · · Score: 1
      Let the Earth take care of nature. We're so focused on manipulating nature for the survival of every single life on Earth, we lose site of the fact that every now and then, nature has to correct our mistakes to restore its own balance, whether in the form of a plague, a change in the weather patterns, or an ice age.

      And we know this because you have proof by TV show.

    5. Re:Wisdom from the TV Sitcom "Dinosaurs" by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      Let the Earth take care of nature. We're so focused on manipulating nature for the survival of every single life on Earth, we lose site of the fact that every now and then, nature has to correct our mistakes to restore its own balance, whether in the form of a plague, a change in the weather patterns, or an ice age.

      "The Earth" won't take care of anything. It's a huge ball of rock orbiting the Sun, with an extremely thin covering of green stuff. It has no thought processes, or mechanisms of carrying out any decisions if it did have any. "Nature" is simply the sum of the physical laws we observe around us. It does not "have" to do anything. Ice ages, plagues etc. do not occur because some mythical "Nature" process is trying to balance things out -- they're just events that happen because of other things. And proof by TV programme won't change matters.

  37. this explains how the barges work by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    They just put all the robots on these barges, and let them fart in the sun's general direction....

  38. Lowering the river solution by Belseth · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sure sounds easier than increasing gas mileage and cutting greenhouse emissions. Amazing some of the bone head solutions for avoiding dealing with the real issue. I remember a proposal of digging tunnels in the mountains around LA to blow the smog out. Gee let's spend tens of billions so we don't have to be responsible and cut emissions. When LA actually starting passing laws against polution it got radically better. Then a little thing called the SUV showed up and most of the gains were lost. Back in the late 70s you could hardly see the mountains at all for months at a time. By the early 90s heavy smog days were rare. Ten years later they are common again. We can make a difference it just requires effort and responsibility. People don't want to make sacrifics or accept change. Well things are changing so you better get used to it.

  39. Because it's not what humans do by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

    We change our environment to better suit ourselves. This comfy chair I'm sitting on, the lights I'm under, the food I had for lunch, the air in my office, none of it would exist in that state without human touch. Almost everything I interact with on a daily basis is the result of us changing our environment to better suit us. We make small changes and we make large ones.

    We will keep doing it because we have an innate desire to make things better for ourselves. And guess what! That is "nature" taking it's course because we are part of nature, not separate from it.

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    1. Re:Because it's not what humans do by krysolid · · Score: 1

      > We will keep doing it because we have an innate desire to make things
      > better for ourselves. And guess what! That is "nature" taking it's course
      > because we are part of nature, not separate from it.

      I'd like to disagree with this statement.

      I think you can say this in the great sense that everything that happens
      in the universe is part of nature, and it is true, but meaningless.

      Words and thought move forward by differentiation, and the differentiation
      I'd like to make is that natural processes are formed by the raw flow
      of time. Wind erosion, water erosion, evolution.

      If you look at living systems they have all evolved together in a web
      of weird and wonderful forms that humans can only appreciate and understand
      in a very limited way ... because we do not have the ability to see
      a force that operates over thousands of years, or millions of years,
      and understand it.

      Oh, we do pretty good for the hairless chimps we are, don't get me wrong,
      we're amazing ... but, to distinguish between natural and artificial
      is like talking about how genetic engineering gets into the mechanics
      of a cell and changes it in ways that time evolution never would, and
      it could be extrememly dangerous.

      I am just saying we do not know, and we ought to have some respect
      for natural things. That is where we came from and what we came up
      besides. I would think it would be a disaster if at some point the
      human race was left with a dead planet, and no environment except
      something like a space station or submarine's artitifical one.

  40. most underrated post in this thread by Travoltus · · Score: 1

    can someone mod the parent post please? :D

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  41. What about the sun? by toupsie · · Score: 2, Funny

    If we blew up the Sun, we wouldn't have to worry about Global Warming.

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    1. Re:What about the sun? by tryone · · Score: 1

      If we blew up the Sun, we wouldn't have to worry about Global Warming

      Shhhh! Michael Bay might be listening!

  42. Temp rise precedes CO2 rise by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 1
    Take a look at this chart [wikipedia.org] showing how well CO2 correlates with the historical temperature record

    I also notice that the rise in temperature precedes the rise in CO2 for the most part of that graph.

    On that chart, the timeline goes right-to-left, with the older record on the right.

    1. Re:Temp rise precedes CO2 rise by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      I also notice that the rise in temperature precedes the rise in CO2 for the most part of that graph.

      It does, and the interesting thing is that that is actually to be expected. Without some other reason for CO2 to rise (like, for example, creatures burning fossil fuels) something else is required to raise CO2 levels and produce the natural cycles. As it happens warming can often cause an increase in CO2 - warmer oceans hold less CO2. Once a natural warming fluctuation (from, say, solar variation) has become sufficient to introduce enough atmospheric CO2 for it to be a driver the temperature continues to rise as a result. You'll note that the lag of CO2 to temperature is quite small in comparison to the size of the total warm period that results. More detail about this phenomenon can be found here.

      What the lag really tells us is that in the natural cycle CO2 is often not the initial trigger for a warm period - that's not surprising as there are many factors affecting climate and generally the carbon cycle keeps CO2 relatively stable. Once CO2 has been pushed out of balance it can certainly act as a forcing and shift the global climate for significant time spans. Instead of a natural climate event causing the most recent significant change in atmospheric CO2 humans have caused it. Unsurprisingly there is, this time, no lag of CO2 behind temperature, instead temperature is lagging behind CO2. What the global climate will do in response and where the new equilibrium will be remains a somewhat open question.

      Jedidiah.

  43. Mother Earth by rockwood · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The earth has maintained itself against far worse things then global warming. Ozone holes have been shown to increase and decrease in size. This is most likely not from any of our efforts, but those of mother nature and earth maintaining itself like it has long before any form of human had walked the earth.

    Global warming is not all about taking care of 'our earth'. It's about saving our own asses from extinction.

    Earth has endured asteroid showers, meteor showers, major volcanic erruptions that produced ice ages and other effects of extreme proportion. Earth will contineu to self-maintain long after the human race died off, or nuked themselves. When a major earth shifting event happens, evolution begins again.

    Leave the glabal warming, ozone holes, melting ice alone - It's evident that since we started reducing ozone depleting chemicals, introduced automobile emmission controls, and a bounty of other reversal efforts, that nothing is helping. I strongly feel that we are not causing these things - rather earth is evolving herself, and unfortunately her future plans may or may not include any of the current species. We're beating a dead horse!

    --
    Never try to beat a professional at his own game!
    1. Re:Mother Earth by IcarusMoth · · Score: 1

      While "Mother earth" in all likelihood will be here until long after we die and the sun has turned into a cold dark cinder. The question is whether it will be habitable in the long run. And I for one think that, money for all of it's awesome-Video game/food buying- potential, is a bit useless if the Environment has become so hostile to life that you are actually dead.

      Additionally, You seem to think that we can immediately undue centuries of damage with a couple of decades of reforms. ARE YOU INSANE!? we do not even fully know the method by which CFCs get up high enough to break down the Ozone layer. Lets say if due to atmospheric currents and what not that; it takes 40 years for the CFCs to get up there, and we only started regulating them 39 years ago, how do you expect a change to happen? How do you expect a layer that had to be built up over BILLIONS of years to repair itself in 25 years?!

      If not for me, then for my Kids. Instead of a depleted ozone layer and dangerous levels of cancer causing radiation, I'd like them to inherit a livable biosphere. Which I suppose makes me a bad person. Then I suppose that; as the "Most powerful" species, is not the responsibility borne to us to do all that we can to ensure the livability for the species who would be innocent victims of our greed and energy lust? Cuz lets be serious; when was the last time you saw a Gorilla cranking up the AC in his HumVee, checking the scores on his PDA while recharging his iPod and thinking about over-clocking his in carPC?

  44. Re:Did I read that right? by anagama · · Score: 0, Troll

    +50 incoherent stereotype confusion.

    Every republican knows that "chicken little liberals" are all athiests.

    --
    What changed under Obama? Nothing Good
  45. You are right. Nukes would be better by cryfreedomlove · · Score: 1

    I agree that limiting CO2 production seems like a better way to go after the root cause. I'd like to begin building enough nuclear fusion power plants in the USA to eliminate our reliance on burning fossil fuels, including coal, for the generation of electricity. Nuclear fusion does not emit CO2.

  46. Yeeeahhhhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what all those people 20 years ago who said "global warming is going to become a major hurdle which could destroy the planet, and cost hundreds of billions (if not more by orders of magnitude) to the world economy" are thinking now? You know those people, the ones formerly known as "tree huggers", "hippies", and "granola heads". Ok, so hippies are still alive and well (I live near Boulder, trust me, I know)... But it's funny how nobody has acknowledged the "told ya so" factor. Of course anyone that could probably owns oil stock anyway.

    I still don't buy that this will work though (and no I didn't RTFA). A lot of water vapor is present in the atmosphere, particularly over large bodies of ... well, water. I'd think that if the atmosphere could support freezing more of it, it would be happening already. So really I just see this system as a patch to a deeper flaw, that is going to cycle itself to an uncontrollable (read: violently self-correcting) state. Hopefully I'm still alive to see it, cause it's gonna be one hell of a show!

    1. Re:Yeeeahhhhhh by psgalbraith · · Score: 1

      I still don't buy that this will work though (and no I didn't RTFA). A lot of water vapor is present in the atmosphere, particularly over large bodies of ... well, water. I'd think that if the atmosphere could support freezing more of it, it would be happening already.

      Then you should read the article. The aim isn't to make plain sea-ice. It's to make salty sea-ice that will convect when melted (actually, what will convect is the mixture of its melt and the sea water poured on top of it to make it melt in the spring).

  47. My Solution For Global Warming by Grail · · Score: 1

    Just stick a fricken "LASER" on the moon!

    Boil the oceans until human life ceases to exist, then allow the natural order to return. Agent Smith was right.

  48. Is it really us? by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 0

    There have been many heating and cooling periods over the years. Thinking that human intervention can either promote or undermine global warming is somewhat arrogant.

    --
    No Sigs!
    1. Re:Is it really us? by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 1

      And thinking that 6 billion humans burning down forests and chucking out megatonnes of CO2 and SO2 couldn't possibly affect a balanced ecosystem is ignorant. I'm not saying anthropogenic global warming definitely is or isn't happening, but just dismissing it because it sounds arrogant to you is hardly a sign of careful, rational thought, and it certainly isn't scientific.

    2. Re:Is it really us? by MyNymWasTaken · · Score: 1

      Is it possible for you to move a multiton boulder along a flat stretch of land by pushing it yourself? No. However, it is possible to dislodge such a boulder from a precarious perch.

      There has been a 19.4% increase in the mean annual concentration of CO2 in the atmosphere from 1959 to 2004.

      During the 1959-2002 period, the total CO2 emissions equaled ~220 gigatons; ~14% of the atmospheric CO2 in 1959.

      In 2002, Humanity pumped 7 gigatons (6975 megatons) of CO2 into the atmosphere. That is almost 4 times the emissions from 50 years ago (1952: 1795 megatons), and is more than was released from 1751-1886 (136 years: 6732 megatons).

      There is a close correlation between Antarctic temperature and atmospheric concentrations of CO2. The extension of the Vostok [antarctic ice core] CO2 record shows the present-day levels of CO2 are unprecedented during the past 420 thousand years.

      Cites:
      Atmospheric carbon dioxide record from Mauna Loa
      Global CO2 Emissions
      Historical carbon dioxide record from the Vostok ice core
      Earth's atmosphere

    3. Re:Is it really us? by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

      And thinking that 6 billion humans burning down forests and chucking out megatonnes of CO2 and SO2 couldn't possibly affect a balanced ecosystem is ignorant.

      I won't deny that humans have burned down rain forests, but lightning also has. If you've ever lived in California, you'll know what the fire season is all about. Of course humans effect the ecosystem. I agree that it would be ignorant to think otherwise. So do rabits, wolves, and dogs. Mount Pinatubo also effected the ecosystem when it errupted. It emitted megatons of SO2 which could lead to global cooling. My main point is that humans are not the only ones effecting our environment. Because we do effect the environment doesn't mean we effect it more than volcanic erruptions or If you read some of my previous posts, I advocate using Solar power. The reason I advocate using Solar (and continued research of it) is two fold: 1.) If we are truly effecting the envoronment, we can avoid this by using renewable energy sources. 2.) Eventually, we will run out of Oil and be forced to make the switch. dismissing it because it sounds arrogant to you is hardly a sign of careful, rational thought, and it certainly isn't scientific.

      Lack of skeptisism is also un-scientific.

      --
      No Sigs!
  49. Re:Did I read that right? by SirSlud · · Score: 1

    > God exists so we can't destroy the earth

    I wish I could sit down with a 40oz with you (or whatever drug makes me credible in your mind) and tell you just how wierd, irrelevant, and completely moot a statement like that is.

    Any drug, really, I like alot of them.

    --
    "Old man yells at systemd"
  50. Re:Did I read that right? by TheDugong · · Score: 1

    No no no, God only lets us destroy the Earth to test our faith.

  51. Smoke & Mirrors by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How much new Greenhouse will burning all the fuel to run that plan create?

    Of course the operation could be fueled with nonemissions energy sources. But with a contingency plan like that, the petrofuel industry will have even less inhibition in pumping emissions into the Greenhouse.

    Any Greenhouse plan has to start by changing the system to reduce its emissivity. The best way to reduce the Greenhouse, and its unpredictable chaotic feedbacks, is to stop building it.

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    make install -not war

  52. Use the excess CO2 to make dry ice by bigtrike · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have an even better idea. Why don't we use all of the extra CO2 in our atomosphere to make dry ice? Everyone knows that dry ice is way better than water ice at cooling things down, so it will be much better for cooling the planet down. We can even dump it in the ocean to replace the melting polar ice caps!

    1. Re:Use the excess CO2 to make dry ice by layer3switch · · Score: 1

      hmm... killing off the entire aquatic animal population due to carbon dioxide poisoning... hence reducing carbon dioxide byproducts from those living animals...! It's so crazy, ... it just might .. work! *Brilliant*!

      --
      "Don't let fools fool you. They are the clever ones."
  53. Ocean Fertilizer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always thought the most effective last ditch response was dumping iron in the ocean.

    http://www.csa.com/discoveryguides/oceangard/overv iew.php

    -ccl

  54. ebarge.com ... dammit by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was going to post some smart-ass/funny comment along the lines of...

    go grab ebarge.com while its still available...

    Then I checked and well... http://www.ebarge.com/

    --
    "Truth is much too complicated to allow anything but approximations"
  55. How much Oil would they burn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how much CO2 would that pump into the air?

  56. Why not just use Sabatier reaction and MCFC? by layer3switch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If "BIG IF" a housing/large apartment/buildings are required to install sabatier conversion unit and solar power unit? The energy input (+400C and some pressure) with CO2 and 4H2 intake (even at low efficiency), output would be methane, a source of energy which can heat up the house/building and excess production can feed into molten-carbonate fuel cell plants through existing gas pipe.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabatier_process

    "Circle of life, Simba, Circle of life."

    When the methane is collected and used where molten-carbonate fuel cells are used to further absorb CO2 and use methane as anode gas, it can be used to produce electricity at ~80% efficiency (at the most). Then the circle of life breaks for CO2 with energy conversion gain with less CO2 output as byproduct.

    http://www.eere.energy.gov/hydrogenandfuelcells/fu elcells/fc_types.html

    Of course, there are problems with MCFC due to high temperature, but this can be easily overcome. I mean, it can't be harder than overcoming FUSION's crazy amount of heat.

    Yeah... but I know... I could be talking about of my ass.

    --
    "Don't let fools fool you. They are the clever ones."
  57. Too late. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    When old cycles end, they end. 8000 barges aren't going to turn anything around. Not in this reality. Come on. This is pie in the sky.

    Too little is understood to be able to determine what the right thing to do is anyway, at least by enough people who will all agree at the same time. 8000 barges is a story for sci-fi dreamers. Reality is run by psychopaths, religious nut-jobs, and alien free-range farmers with dinner napkins tucked under their chins eagerly awaiting the slaughter.

    Systems which do not respect life and Mother Earth, are doomed to fall hard. The U.S. is sinking fast and technology is not going to save us. Guaranteed. --Not because we aren't capable of thinking up good ideas, but because those who are in control are quite pleased with the direction of things. And the human elite who have a clue, (bastards), have chosen to ditch out on the rest of us and hide underground while the planet burns/freezes/gets hammered with comets. So 8000 Barges? Yeah. Dream on.

    Mother Earth is pushing the re-set button. Get comfy with that idea.


    -FL

    1. Re:Too late. by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

      There is no "Mother Earth", you idiot. Earth is a rocky planet and is not sentient.

    2. Re:Too late. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      There is no "Mother Earth", you idiot. Earth is a rocky planet and is not sentient.

      Wow. You say that almost as if you really know what you're talking about. But, like 99% of the drones, you are making assumptions based on school science classes, what you watched on TeeVee, and what has been written by writers who are also drones.

      In a universe where all there is is energy, (matter is an illusion, after all), how do you know which groups of energy are 'alive' and which are not? How do you define 'alive'? How do you define 'Sentient'?

      Greater minds than yours have struggled with such questions without result, or have come up with answers far more insightful than your crude, baseless assumptions.


      -FL

    3. Re:Too late. by layer3switch · · Score: 1

      "how do you know which groups of energy are 'alive' and which are not?"
      umm.. I'm not a scientist or philosopher, but I'm pretty sure "energy" is not "alive" regardless of its shape or form.

      "How do you define 'alive'?"
      Something with DNA would be a good start... but I'm not a biologist.

      "How do you define 'Sentient'?
      Something with DNA and self-awareness, preferably with neurological central nervous system or something like it... again, I'm not a biologist.

      I think, "Mother Earth" is an expression and not to be taken as literal, but then again, I'm not a pagan...

      --
      "Don't let fools fool you. They are the clever ones."
    4. Re:Too late. by the_odin · · Score: 1

      sentient or not, nature has it's way or ballancing things out. weather it's disease, biological adaptation, global warming, *Snowball Earth, or any number of things, there are dellicate systems made to adjust, and sometimes repair the dammage. HOPEFULLY the dammage we have done, is not perminant. *RE Snowball Earth: http://www-eps.harvard.edu/people/faculty/hoffman/ snowball_paper.html http://www.abc.net.au/science/k2/moments/s98442.ht m

    5. Re:Too late. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      umm.. I'm not a scientist or philosopher, but I'm pretty sure "energy" is not "alive" regardless of its shape or form.

      "Pretty sure" is another word for "assumption". Neither hold water. There is a lot more going on out there than convention wants people to look at.

      Something with DNA would be a good start... [. . .] Something with DNA and self-awareness, preferably with neurological central nervous system or something like it... again, I'm not a biologist

      This is the typical materialist view of reality, that nothing beyond the physical can carry awareness. (If you happen to be a race of non-physical beings, how better to hide yourself and your actions if you want to manipulate the human race for your own benefit? Reference Crop Circles, and UFOs for more on that broad subject, --although it is important to first drop your main-stream media-enforced assumptions. They are just part of the deception. Crop Circles especially are a good entry point; that's what they are designed to be; Question marks which very obviously don't fit into the orthodox scheme and encourage people to ask questions.)

      DNA, to be certain, is a very powerful physical expression of living energy, but it is not required. When all is energy, why does only the energy which has congealed into matter count when numbering living entities? And given that, (which I suspect you aren't), why only number entities expressed in physical form which happen to coincide with your patterning and the type of awareness you are familiar with? Stones carry an awareness, although it is expressed and experienced very differently. Being 'Pretty Sure' that such things cannot be only signifies that you bought into the programming. There is a LOT going on outside the margins of official reality, and those who want to explore it may do so at will, (and without drugs, thank-you). Breaking the conditioning is the hard part, but after that, awareness grows rather quickly.

      I think, "Mother Earth" is an expression and not to be taken as literal, but then again, I'm not a pagan...

      Well, you being honest. You "Think" the above. That's a lot better than assuming you are right. Paganism is dumb, as it still cloaks reality in myths and ritual and other misdirecting nonsense. "Mother Earth" is simply a respectful term for the collective being of which we are all a part. --And I use the word "being," deliberately. A being is something which 'is'. How can this be argued? The planet is rich with awareness in countless forms and we all affect one another in very powerful ways which are not allowed for by the dogmatic orthodox belief systems.


      -FL

    6. Re:Too late. by layer3switch · · Score: 1

      I think, you are just throwing words around without knowing its meaning or fully examining what you are saying.

      Everything is not energy. Your definition "physical expression of living energy" is just the proof that you are just contradicting yourself. If energy is "alive," there would be no need or way to express itself physically.

      For "energy" is to live its existence as a life, expression can only be mere description of result that its metaphysical transition take place where it can never be created nor destroyed.

      But in real world, "Life" begins, be maintained, and ends. That is just hard cold fact, not illusion or pigment of my imagination. Physical and elemental makeup of living entity is a metaphysical form of expression, I do agree, but it's not a physical expression of "living" energy. Energy transformation is the only kind of expression there is. "Physical" part, in your definition, "energy" must create, and in real world, there is no evidence or observable universe leads anyone to believe that "energy" creates anything and/or there is "dead energy."

      "Stones carry an awareness"
      That's a mouth full. For a stone to have an awareness, "it" first must know what "it" is. To "know" what "it" is, it also must have an ability to reflect itself and others' existence in comparison. Stones carries properties, not awareness. I study science, not Scientology... you must understand. You can call it "programming" or whatever.

      "Mother Earth" is simply a respectful term for the collective being of which we are all a part.
      Mother Earth is not a being. Many people have different interpretation of what "Mother Earth" is, therefore I respectfully stated "I think," and not "I know." For anyone to say "Mother Earth" is a being, is artistic, philosophical, not scientific. I am not an artist nor philosopher, but I do know science. And I can't ration without it. In your view, perhaps, that is where you see me with faults.

      --
      "Don't let fools fool you. They are the clever ones."
  58. stop being so pompous by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

    No one is disputing that there is global warming. The dispute is whether it's man-made or natural.

    There's been global warming since the end of the last Ice Age 12,000 years ago.

  59. No mentions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No mentions of Kim Stanley Robinson's excellent Fifty Degrees Below so far? None at all??

    Geeze! And you guys call yourself geeks?

  60. Climate engineering makes sense by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 2, Interesting

    According to a report on the projected annual costs of the Kyoto treaty to the United States, issued by the federal Energy Information Agency in October 1998, "The total cost to the economy can be estimated as the loss in actual GDP (the loss in potential GDP plus the macroeconomic adjustment cost) plus the purchase of international permits ... Total costs range from an annual average level for the period 2008 to 2012 of $77 billion to $338 billion 1992 dollars depending on the carbon reduction case and how funds are recycled back to the economy."

    BTW, Kyoto is acknowledged even by its defenders as a mere regulatory icebreaker with little direct impact, intended to open a path for far harsher protocols to follow. A modern civilised economy is very energy-hungry, and strangling the main source of energy would brake the economy hard. That has real costs, both in money and in human suffering.

    In other words, faced with those sorts of costs, $50bn starts to look like pocket change.

    Just from an engineering perspective, surely you can see how a direct attack on the problem makes more sense? It's like the difference between dealing with a slow-dripping spigot that has flooded your floor by stopping the leak and letting the floor dry in its own time (Kyoto) versus mopping the mess up first (climate engineering).

  61. There is no evidence that global warming exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you actually read the article he talks about how the currents MAY be weakening. Either you know or you don't. "The melting of fresh water ice due to global warming can reduce the flow of the down-welling current, and a study published recently in the journal Nature by researchers at the University of Southhampton in England reported evidence of weakening down-welling currents." How do they know its from global warming and what is this evidence that theses researchers have? If they are simulations then that is no evidence since simulations are just predictions of what might happen. There is no proof to them. "The estimated cost is about $50 billion." If you are so concerned about this "global warming" that isn't here yet and probably will never be since there is no evidence that has yet to come out to prove that it even exists why not use this money you want to spend to "quick fix" a problem for something else. If it does exist then why not work on reducing CO2 levels from factories NOW instead of waiting for something to happen? Why not even try to strive to get rid of emissions from factories all together, have no waste at all (it is possible).

  62. Revalation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nova Express, you say that enviromentalism is a religon in a way, you could think of them as the anit-Christs...In revalation the devil is thrown into the lake of sulfur/fire, depends on what version you read. If we try to stop the alleged global warming (it will take more than our lifetime to prove global warming as a real problem or just a small issue) then we also try to help the devil...ok thats more or less a joke so no one take it seriously, although I know some fanaticle /.er will end up reading the first half but not this disclaimer.

    Also people need to really look at the de-forestation thing from a wider standpoint, we actually have more forest in America than we did in the 1800's and nature is fighting back with fires used to control the size of some of these fires. The thing is trees require water, so do we. In colorado our water (the bestbecause we use it first :) ) comes from snow run off in the mountains, trees take some of this water on the way down and when they don't getenough they dry out along with the rest of the plant life causeing some nice dry problems like higher fire risks.

    I say we need moderation, and let nature take its course, lets just hope Bush's plan to have hydrogen powered vehicles goes through, just call a war on enviroment...We all know his plan to cut out forgien oil just means more money in his pocket.

  63. Re:Did I read that right? by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1

    I'm sure we're all delighted that you enjoy your 40oz variety of drugs (what do you get in 40oz anyway?) You didn't argue anything coherent about why the existance of God would not deter the destruction of the earth. Here's one for you: God will destroy the earth when he's good and ready, not a moment sooner.

    --
    "And we have seen and do testify that the Father sent the Son to be the Savior of the World"
    1 John 4:14
  64. Meanwhile 8000 Diesel Engines .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meanwhile 8000 diesel ship engines pour pollutants and greenhouse gases into the environment at twice the rate of benefit created by the artificial creation and manipulation of sea ice.

    Ya gotta think these things through professor...

  65. Global Warming is A MYTH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no such thing as Global Warming if anybody would bother to look at the data you would see that the average temperature change around the globe is less then ±1.

    1. Re:Global Warming is A MYTH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but "Climate Change" does seem to be with us. Please provide a link to the data that nobody has bothered to look at.

    2. Re:Global Warming is A MYTH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Climate Change is the change in the climate over a period of thousands of years to centuries here is just one link of the thousands out there. http://www.ncpa.org/ba/ba230.html

  66. unattributed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "science blog" is using a direct copy and paste from eureka alert, without even a courtesy copyright attribution. The release is in reference to a paper published two years ago, in a pay per view journal. The author is heavily involved with both greenhouse gas control, *and* the canadian energy industry. The only credible way to build the sea ice on top of sea ice to make it thick enough to be of any value and to cover that HUGE area using pumps on 8000 barges is to BURN OIL. HUGE TANKERLOAD MEGA GALLON quantities of it.

    Sort of almost defeats the purpose, doesn't it? And why is this re-released after two years?

    My opinion, folks in europe and the north east US better get their act together and learn to build structures like the superinsulated examples used in northern sweden, etc and learn to grow crops in insulated greenhouses. Do it now why it is still cheap to do it. The vast majority of structures standing now in those areas are so pitifully insulated it should be embarrassing to the nations contractors and building permit issuers and mortgage lenders.

    The best way to help mitigate any human cause for global warming is not to produce more energy,we don't really need it right now IF we instead use what we have more wisely, and that starts with two simple concepts, better insulation (by a factor of approx 5) and better mileage vehicles (by a factor of approx 3). Both are quite doable using simple technology that exists today. Neither is very sexy though,and you don't get grants to deploy or research what has already been developed and works well. You'd have to go get a real job someplace. So, we have mr. hydrogen fuel cell schemes and 8,000 barge "research".

    who profits, follow the money

  67. Barges? by Mortlath · · Score: 1
    How about we just move the earth into a bigger orbit?

    I bet if we got all our pollution devices together in one place...

  68. A tanker full of Thermite! 8-0 by MacDork · · Score: 1
    I'm rather fond of a much simpler solution: fine iron oxide powder. It's incredibly cheap, and can be shipped by the tanker full to anywhere in the ocean

    I'm incredibly fond of that idea too! Just let me light the strip of magnesium will ya? WoooHooooooo! ;-)

    1. Re:A tanker full of Thermite! 8-0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to be safe, be sure to pack the powder in aluminum canisters. A...stabilizing agent.

  69. Re:You are right. Nukes would be better by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    Nuclear fusion does not emit CO2.

    It doesn't emit anything, including energy, yet.

  70. Fe fertilizer -8B tons C, Fossil fuels +4B tons C by MacDork · · Score: 4, Informative
    this article says, it's not clear that small quantities of iron will do the trick.

    I'll see your five year old national geographic fluff piece, and raise you a two year old government study.

    simulations of iron fertilization of the oceans in the Southern Hemisphere initially showed that almost 8 billion tons of carbon would be absorbed by the ocean each year. Yet, after 500 years of continuous fertilization, the net increase in absorption would be less than 1 billion tons of carbon per year.

    Now, considering that fossil fuels contribute roughly 4-5 billion tons of C to the atmosphere annually, and we've got about 100 years of fossil fuels left... How in the hell is this not a perfect solution? Oh yeah, that's right... too many global warming chicken littles out there are going to have egg on their face if atmospheric C is reduced to pre-industrial levels and global temps are still rising thanks to the simple fact that the sun is getting hotter. We wouldn't want to actually test that "greenhouse gases cause global warming" theory, now would we? Better just stick to those computer models...

    Oh no! I'm challenging global warming rhetoric with scientific studies! Damn!! There goes my Karma! *sniff* Goodbye sweet Karma <sarcasm />

  71. Project Canute by ThesQuid · · Score: 1

    "O king," they cried, "there never has been anyone as mighty as you, and there never be anyone so great, ever again!" "And you say all things obey me?" Canute asked. "Absolutely!" they said. "The world bows before you, and gives you honor." "I see," the king answered. "In that case, bring me my chair, and we will go down to the water." "At once, your majesty!" They scrambled to carry his royal chair over the sands. "Bring it closer to the sea," Canute called. "Put it right here, right at the water's edge." He sat down and surveyed the ocean before him. "I notice the tide is coming in. Do you think it will stop if I give the command?" His officers were puzzled, but they did not dare say no. "Give the order, O great king, and it will obey," one of then assured him. "Very well. Sea," cried Canute, "I command you to come no further! Waves, stop your rolling!. Surf, stop your pounding! Do not dare touch my feet!" He waited a moment, quietly, and a tiny wave rushed up the sand and lapped at his feet. "How dare you!" Canute shouted. "Ocean, turn back now! I have ordered you to retreat before me, and now you must obey! Go back!" And in answer another wave swept forward and curled around the king's feet. The tide came in, just as it always did. The water rose higher and higher. It came up around the king's chair, and wet not only his feet, but also his robe. His officers stood before him, alarmed, and wondering whether he was not mad. "Well, my friends," Canute said, "it seems I do not have quite so much power as you would have me believe. Perhaps you have learned something today. Perhaps now you will remember there is only one King who is all-powerful, and it is he who rules the sea, and holds the ocean in the hollow of his hand. I suggest you reserve your praises for him." The royal officers and courtiers hung their heads and looked foolish. And some say Canute took off his crown soon afterward, and never wore it again.

  72. Balancing bonfires on a pinhead! by zenst · · Score: 1

    Whilst this osund intteresting and creative I also find it a very poorly thought out plan without enough research. Frankly it sounds a mighty ambitious and without any clear insight into the side-effects in detail. 8000 barges would be alot and indeed woul dpotentialy have a measurable impact in respect of potentialy forming ice sooner in the area there working in, BUT thats 8000 barges using other resources that will have to be balanced out somewere else, albeit in usual human vanity form of we see no problem here and over there is out of sight.

    If you effect and change A then although you cannot see Z it is by definition also effected along the line. Its this type of mentality that causes these problem in the first place.

    Why not force all cars to have some form of air filter fitted to the radiator air intake, whilst not doing huge amounts on a singular basis as a whole would add up to alot of crap taken out of the air without adding anything to what is in a car already. Given they happily pump out crap why not suck up crap as well. But alas that has no direct visable impact and as such no glory and wont happen with the mentality of problem fixing we endure today.

    1. Re:Balancing bonfires on a pinhead! by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Why not force all cars to have some form of air filter fitted to the radiator air intake, whilst not doing huge amounts on a singular basis as a whole would add up to alot of crap taken out of the air without adding anything to what is in a car already.

      Funnily enough, newer cars do this already. Some modern low-emissions cars pump out exhaust that is actually cleaner than the city air they take in.

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  73. Edmonton... by Lazbien · · Score: 1

    Yeah... leave it to Edmonton to want to make the world suffer more cold - just like they do.

    I guess it's an Alberta thing. Like beef, oil, and prosperity cheques. Ha! Take that Toronto!

  74. VLAD FARTED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *sniff* *blink* WHOA

    that is .. *sniff* WOW

    WHOA vlad

    what on earth did you eat????

  75. Let's get this clear... by Anarchitect_in_oz · · Score: 1

    We are not killing the planet,
    Just ourselves, and taking most the mammals with us.
    It's Happened Before...
    And if we're not smart it will happen again. :-)

    God's masterplan no doudt has something lined up if we don't keep our side of the bargain. or there is no god it all happened by chance and there is still something waiting to take our place, if we don't wise up.

    So your right belive system is no reason not to be doing something. ;-)

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  76. y2k for climate scientists by yoprst · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Global warming looks just like y2k was for programmers - scary stories, inflated budjets. And noone ever apologised for all the hype. I bet in 100 years people won't hear the names of anti-GW proponents, and they'll all enjoy (posthumous) dignity they don't deserve.

  77. Re:Fe fertilizer -8B tons C, Fossil fuels +4B tons by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

    I have no problems with this, as soon as you can give me some assurance we don't flip things the other way and start our own ice age.

    But we better get a move on. Manmade problem or overheating sun, it won't matter much if we lose 100 miles of coastland to rising ocean levels...

  78. Re:You are right. Nukes would be better by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

    Yes it does. Specifically, it releases a slightly higher than background radiation level amount of neutrons. And then only when you pour more energy into it than is released by it...

  79. Astonishing by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    It's truly amazing to me how many people's answer to the fact that we might get wiped out by global warming is "well, maybe it's just our time to go" or "we're a pox on the planet anyway" or any number of other things.

    Some even go so far as to suggest we should voluntarily die out.

    1) Why is the planet more important than its only known sentient, sapient species? Who is around to make judgements on the value of things if not the very creatures these people propose to eliminate?
    2) Why are they so sure we are incapable of evolution? Look at the radical changes we've undergone as a species just in the last 200 years. There is every reason to believe we will become more aware of ourselves and better-equipped to make our presence on the planet more and more positive as time goes on.
    3) Is the entire human body of knowledge, art, and culture worth so little that they'd be willing to throw away any future chance of development of those forever?

    There are few things that make me angry on the internets. This is one of them, for some reason. Silly, but true.

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  80. Re:Fe fertilizer -8B tons C, Fossil fuels +4B tons by bhiestand · · Score: 1
    But we better get a move on. Manmade problem or overheating sun, it won't matter much if we lose 100 miles of coastland to rising ocean levels...

    Maybe not to you, but my property in the desert is going to be worth a lot more once the ocean gets closer! And yes, I drive TWO SUVs.
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  81. This won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I honestly believe that this could not possibly work, and if anything, would speed up global warming.

    In a closed system, it would not be possible to make it colder. You see, the water might form into ice in the air, but the ocean itself would stay warmer because the air is freezing the spray when it would otherwise freeze the ocean.

    The boats, containg a stored fuel, would produce heat from the stored fuel, and would be adding to the "closed system" and would make the area warmer. This method just would not work and would be a waste of money.

    The only thing that would happen is the slowing of water mixing in with slightly warmer water from the south, which would probably have a negligible impact on everything. If anything, it would make it warmer in the populated world, which is no better than being warmer anywhere else.

    This is crackpot science.

    I think the best way to combat global warming is to alter the atmospheric layers or distance the earth from the sun. In other words, fix the atmosphere.

  82. this might work! by ekran · · Score: 1

    That is, if the barges were solar powered. Imagine a huge fleet of solar powered barges assembling up there in arctica, from space it would look like a huge insect roaming the planet.

  83. Re:Fe fertilizer -8B tons C, Fossil fuels +4B tons by cgenman · · Score: 1

    Oh no! I'm challenging global warming rhetoric with scientific studies! Damn!! There goes my Karma! *sniff* Goodbye sweet Karma

    You weild "scientific studies" with all the deftness that a small fingerless child weilds a TV remote control.

    The study is an interesting possibility. However, this is A: one study, not multiple, based upon B: data that only showed up after being "corrected for errors," and C: wouldn't have a climate changing effect unless it had been going on for a lot longer than we have records of. It is an interesting possibility deserving of study, but it's certainly not enough evidence to declare something fact.

    A true test of a scientific theory is its ability to predict things. Global Warming was predicted based upon greenhouse gas theories and models long before we detected it. That's pretty heavy evidence that at least one cause of global warming is the amount of CO2 and other gasses that are released when we burn gasoline.

  84. solution by wwmedia · · Score: 1

    would it not be easier to put this $50billion into a political campaign to bring some conservationalist dudes into power,

    who in turn can tax gasoline out of existence
    and pump that tax money into subsidising greener vehicles

    or put this money into fusion research! how about fusion powered air conditioners
      to cool the earth? [doesnt sound as far fethched as 8000barges either :)]

    i can see an article on slashdot circa 2020 "some rufus wants to terrafuse our planet!"

  85. Yes, let's completely ignore... by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1
    ...certain fundamental problems associated with this plan.

    1.) It takes energy to get the barges into position.

    2.) It takes energy to pump water.

    3.) The barges would be reflecting or absorbing sunlight that would otherwise be absorbed by the sea, and used by gazillions of planktons and other micro-organisms in the food chain.

    4.) It's stupid.

    enough said

    1. Re:Yes, let's completely ignore... by Urkki · · Score: 1

      1.) It takes energy to get the barges into position.

      Compared to all the shipping activity happening all over the northern Atlantic, this would be totally negligible amount of energy. After all, they could be anchored once in position so no energy needed to stay in the correct spot.

      2.) It takes energy to pump water.

      Again, probably a negligible amount in the grand scheme of things. Consider for example anchoring and then tapping the energy of the Golf stream and/or wind and/or solar energy. Or if all those can't be worked out, there's the option of using nuclear power, a proven off-the-shelf technlogy for ice breakers, aircraft carriers and submarines.

      3.) The barges would be reflecting or absorbing sunlight that would otherwise be absorbed by the sea, and used by gazillions of planktons and other micro-organisms in the food chain.

      Just how big you think the barges are? Imagine that each barge is really huge, say 0,1 square *kilometers*. That's 800 square kilometers total. Now compare this to the area of norther Atlantic (millions of square kilometers).

      4.) It's stupid.

      Well, you might have something here anyway ;-)

      But IMHO it's stupid because of the cost, and because we really have no idea how it would *really* affect the entire water circulation, if there would be some drastic side effects etc.

      Then again, if things start to get desperate, it might be cheap... Consider the cost of average temperatures in Central Europe dropping 5 degrees because of the Golf stream turning south...

  86. Read your own article... by Goonie · · Score: 2, Interesting
    OK, some choice quotes from the piece you've linked to, firstly on iron fertilization:
    For example, simulations of iron fertilization of the oceans in the Southern Hemisphere initially showed that almost 8 billion tons of carbon would be absorbed by the ocean each year. Yet, after 500 years of continuous fertilization, the net increase in absorption would be less than 1 billion tons of carbon per year.

    First, the previously sequestered carbon dioxide does eventually leak back out of the ocean, although the leakage rate is most rapid in the first years.

    However, at best, it's only a partial solution to the problem, and it would involve ecosystem management on an unprecedented scale.

    This kind of large-scale

    And on solar radiation increases:

    That does not mean industrial pollution has not been a significant factor, Willson cautioned.

    Oh, and as far as "solar forcing" goes, you may wish to have a look at what RealClimate have to say. To sum up, there's very little good historical data on the topic, which makes it an easy copout for people seeking alternative explanations for warming.

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    1. Re:Read your own article... by MacDork · · Score: 1
      This kind of large-scale

      10-110 Billion bucks per year, tops. Less than the price of an Iraq oil war.

      To sum up, there's very little good historical data on the topic, which makes it an easy copout for people seeking alternative explanations for warming.

      Not trying to remedy the situation when a solution is sitting right in front of you is an easier copout. You say the problem is CO2. Well here's how to get rid of the CO2. So what's the problem?

    2. Re:Read your own article... by Goonie · · Score: 1
      Not trying to remedy the situation when a solution is sitting right in front of you is an easier copout. You say the problem is CO2. Well here's how to get rid of the CO2. So what's the problem?

      Have you ever heard of the story of the cane toad? We in Australia introduced it in the 1930s in the belief that it would eat the cane beetle damaging Queensland sugarcane crops. Not only did it not eat the crops, it spread across the countryside, outcompeting native amphibians and killing predators that attacked it with poison secreted from glands. Stories like this, which are extremely common in Australian history, tend to make one skeptical of suggestions that "oh, we can fix this problem by just fiddling with ecosystems a bit". Look, I'm not saying "don't do it". What I am saying is that such a widescale alteration of ocean ecosystems might have consequences as bad or worse than global warming itself, and you'd want pretty damned convincing evidence that a) it was going to work, and b) the negative consequences were not too bad, and c) it was the cheapest solution.

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  87. and after we need a special crystal planet like... by ILKO_deresolution · · Score: 0

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  88. Re:Fe fertilizer -8B tons C, Fossil fuels +4B tons by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

    Manmade problem or overheating sun, it won't matter much if we lose 100 miles of coastland to rising ocean levels

    I think this is a very good point , as is the fact of our sun getting hotter year after year .

    Their are plenty of other reasons to stop burning fossil fuels, like the poisons that enter
    our air, water, and soil .

    Also it has been found that underwater volcanic activity is on the rise as well .

    http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/1904.asp

    Something to consider indeed .

    Major geological shifts and release of heat .

    I am not saying this to nullify the negative aspects of human vehicles, but it does make one
    wonder how rapid the climate shift is about to be .

    I think 2012 will interesting .

    Ex-MislTech

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  89. Re:Fe fertilizer -8B tons C, Fossil fuels +4B tons by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

    I should start buying up real estate in the canadian tundra, eh?

  90. we're screwed by the_odin · · Score: 1

    ******************

    Here is an idea, Fix what's f*cking it up in the first place...

    it's so STUPID how we allways just try to fix the problem by putting a bandaid on the symptoms,
    but do not address the real source of the issues.


    I am ashamed of how short sighted we all are. Nobody considers the consiquences of our actions... what it will do for the future..... just let someone else deal with it then.

    We keep it up, it'll be too late, and the dammage will be irreversable.

    P.S. This applies to many situations.... not just global warming.

  91. The fun thing is.... by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 1

    In 1976, Stephen Schneider, then a leading proponent of the "Global Cooling" scare which was then the scientific consensus, published a book called "The Genesis Strategy" in which he advocated spraying black carbon soot on to the then expanding Arctic ice sheet in order to encourage it to melt, and thus forestall catastrophic global cooling which would slow down the Gulf Stream, increase the deserts, cause famine etc.

    Now 30 years later we want to encourage the ice sheet to grow with yet another crackpot scheme to forestall catastrophic global warming which will slow down the Gulf Stream, increase the deserts, cause famine etc.

    The key point being of course, the assumption that the Earth's climate system is in some unstable equilibrium, where any slight change (which of course must be man-made, the Earth's climate naturaly being completely stable) will cause a catastrophic something-or-other (ie we have reached a "tipping point", leading to massive calls for research money to use computers to find out how bad it'll get if current trends continue.

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  92. oohh i dont know ;) by somebraincells · · Score: 1
    The disease of the earth... being humans, global warming is natures way of trying to eliminate us from its lands.. the logical voices that make the most sence about trying to save ourselves from the planet also are almost silent compared to the trillion dollar super powers (tobacco, oil companies and pharmaceutical drug companies for example) but united silent voices begin to emerge. but when voices like this one from alberta (which mainly support steven harper) claim something this elaborate could reduce global warming, you know their either paid off by the trillion dollar corporations to mask and procrastinate the real problem of pollution OR as stated, completely have their heads up their asses.

    money is the biggest, most sociably acceptable addiction on the planet because it is needed to cause chain reactions good or bad (mostly bad) for example the industries who make the most money pollute the most.

    We have the technology now.. solar power... i know someone who runs his entire house off of 8 solar panels and deepcycle batteries that can be reconditioned after 5 or so years. the most logical direction and solution imo (which i also support) for this planet to head towards is to go back to using hemp for pretty much EVERYTHING as it was 10,000 years ago it grows way faster AND denser then forests, the oils can be used as a fuel,soap,food,paper,cloths and over 5000 other uses.. hemp is a natural pesticide so it can be grown pretty much anywhere. for clothing, it isnt made from cotton from a field drenched in pesticides then bought by you, the consumer, and slap it your back without knowing. that says it all right there.. "with out knowing" or wanting to?

    hemp plastics can be 10x stronger then steel and obviously.. it wont rust.. it has a time capability to it, meaning, say you need to mass produce a hemp water bottle for 24 packs or what have you.. the hemp plastic can be timed to lose its physical properties in be it 6 months a year 10 years? cut out the middle man, recycling plants, which do contribute to global warming.. petro plastics today just cant offer what hemp can...

    the thing is.. more people need to turn off their tv and be educated about hemp.. we need hemp growers... imagine how many jobs it would create around the world.

    instead of harvesting oil, cotton and precious oxygen providing trees.. ..the need to greed multi trillion dollar corporations worst nightmare...

    few links to chew http://www.hemphasis.com/hempseed.htm http://torontohemp.com/hempuses.htm hempcar.org

    1. Re:oohh i dont know ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nature doesn't have 'a way', it isn't conciously thinking of plans to foil us, and it hasn't 'evolved' a way to deal with us because there has been nothing particularly like us before. All that is happening is a natural response of a balanced ecosystem that has a change in inputs. Anthropogenic global warming (if it exists) is just a consequence of continually shoving a balanced ecosystem for a century or two. The system then reacts purely because it is not in equilibrium - nature doesn't 'care' whether all the extra megatons of CO2, SO2 and particulates are from 6 billion creatures living their lives or from massive volcanic eruptions, the system is just changing until it reaches a new equilibrium. It isn't trying to wipe us out, it isn't trying to help us, it simply is.

    2. Re:oohh i dont know ;) by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      Are you high right now?

    3. Re:oohh i dont know ;) by somebraincells · · Score: 1
      Many cultures believe the world has a spiritual aura of life and in itself as a whole is alive as a spirit, which in turn spreads love and expects to be loved back. (for anyone getting too excited about that statement to judge that as bogus) is highly egotistical and close minded. i am a very scientific person, but i just dont see science -at all- being able to save the earth, i know there are lots of cool scientists but their are also lots of scientists hiding behind powerful dictators

      so yes

      we are floating on a rock in space.. with a thin layer of fungus growing on the crust.. there that sums it up.. imo i believe anything which is alive does have some sort of invisible complex energy which isnt always consistent.

      actually the funniest scientific "solution to fight nature" i heard i think it was here on slashdot was sending little robots into the atmosphere with panels on them to reflect away the suns harmful rays mimicking a fake controllable ozone layer... that was my favorite

      " Are you high right now?" -LittleLebowskiUrbanA (619114)

      no im proposing to use hemp.. you cant get high off of hemp.. http://www.jackherer.com/

  93. Peak oil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, I take it that you also think that it takes more energy to pump oil out of the ground than the oil pumped out of the ground can produce?

    Not yet, but there will come a day. That's what peak oil is all about.

  94. Re:Fe fertilizer -8B tons C, Fossil fuels +4B tons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, both at the same time?

  95. And this should be rated up by Flying+pig · · Score: 1
    Improving the reflectivity of cities and urban areas is a practical, possible measure with a sensible timescale (after all, sidewalks have to be resurfaced from time to time, roofs have to be repaired and replaced, so the net oncost is very small.)

    And that's (cynicism hat on) what's wrong with it. You're only creating jobs for hard hat workers. To get any leverage behind a solution, you need something that costs an enormous amount and creates lots of white middle class jobs, preferably in government.

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    1. Re:And this should be rated up by CFTM · · Score: 1

      So you follow the mold of the big works projects of the 1930's-1940's. That way the folks with the hard hats get their jobs and can put food on their tables and maybe send their kids off to college one day and Bush will give his cronies "non-bidded" contracts so the folks at Halliburton can make even more money!

      But at least we'd save the planet ;)

      Oh wait, the planet doesn't need saving! Human species might need it, but I think the planet is going to take care of itself...time to go back to drinking coffee and eating chips.

  96. Re:Fe fertilizer -8B tons C, Fossil fuels +4B tons by bhiestand · · Score: 1
    What, both at the same time?

    No, only when I really feel like destroying the environment. One in each country.
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  97. no doubt, the incredible amounts of energy by museumpeace · · Score: 1

    needed to haul enough fresh water to cover the arctic area, atomize it all into the air and then pump half an ocean of water up on top of the ice thus formed will be supplied from the petroleum reserves in the researcher's province of Alberta.

    The addition of CO2 to artic air masses entailed in such an operation would have to work against the desired effect of mimicing the condtions in the arctic before we had global warming.

    take all this as only an indication of how desperate we are.

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  98. Genetically modified plants may absorb excess C02 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is an actual idea floating around out there. Engineer special plants that absorb as much C02 as possible rather than just what they need for C02.

    I'm not a biologist or geneticist, so don't ask me how the specifics of this would work or how easy this would be to achieve.

  99. Warm is nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those of us that live in northern latitudes WANT global warming You Insensitive Clod!

  100. Re:Fe fertilizer -8B tons C, Fossil fuels +4B tons by plague3106 · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, that's right... too many global warming chicken littles out there are going to have egg on their face if atmospheric C is reduced to pre-industrial levels and global temps are still rising thanks to the simple fact that the sun is getting hotter.

    And the sun's temperature has absolutely NOTHING to do with heating the earth. Throw water outside of the space station, and it will freeze pretty darn quickly.

    Also, our sun isn't heating up, its cooling down. It happens to all stars as they are. If it were heating up, it'd be looking more blue than red.

  101. USA has coal fires still burning, not just China by waif69 · · Score: 1
    From Coal Fire Research site:

    A lot of coal fields in the USA contain coal fire areas. The federal Office of Surface Mining (OSM) manages a data base (Abandoned Mine Land Inventory System, AMLIS) that registered 150 fires in the year 1999. Coal fires are not only in Kentucky, Pennsylvania and West Virgina east of the Appalachian coal field, but also Colorado in the Rocky Mountains.

    In Pennsylvania 45 coal fires exist. One of them is the Centralia pit fire, located in the anthracite coal region in Columbia County. It can be assumed that the seam ignited when trash was burned in an old open pit. The fire in the open pit caught an exposed vein of coal seam on fire. Since 1962 a subsurface fire spreads under the town. A series of measures were implemented to stop the coal fire but in the end the town had to be evacuated because of land-subsidence, air pollution and water contamination.

  102. PLEASE DON'T by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1

    I would vehemently oppose ANY attempt by humans to control our weather! We don't need some half-assed scheme to try and make our weather more temperate or cooler in order to fight something we don't quite understand fully yet.

    Any attempt to try and purposely affect weather on a global scale will result in more devastation then the supposed effects of global warming.

    Something I do truly believe in is that there is statistical evidence that suggests we are in a NATURAL warming trend. Ice data collected in the Arctic and Antarctic suggest that weather patterns are cyclical, and we are about due for a natural warming of global temperatures.

    I am sure that our continued dependence on pumping greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere isn't helping situations, and I can see highly localized warming trends in major urban centers ( big cities are always a few degrees warmer because of concentrations of smog and just radiant energy from buildings and cars), but this doesn't mean the whole earth is warming up because of greenhouse gasses.

    We really don't understand what is happening, and I think it is just too alarmist to believe we can affect weather on a global scale. Its almost too arrogant to believe we can have that kind of effect on Mother Nature.

    But before we attempt to correct what many consider a problem we have caused, we should understand how the earth is ACTUALLY responding to the warming trend. I have read that the Earth has recovered from warming trends in the past, by natural means.

    We don't need humans to interfere with trying to purposely affect weather. I think that kind of arrogance will lead to devastation like we have never seen, throwing the natural balance of weather out of order and perhaps interrupting some natural process to fight the global warming trend.

    In the end, if you truly believe that humans are causing global warming, then protest your governments insistent dependence on petroleum. Fight for greener cars and alternative fuels. Get your government to support Kyoto and stop using coal or natural gas for energy. Most governments are being lazy because it is either too costly to change or too much effort requires to change. But please don't support any attempt by a government or scientific organization to CHANGE global weather patterns on PURPOSE. No one person or group should be arrogant or self righteous enough to affect global weather on behalf of the world, especially when there is a chance that this warming trend in natural and the Earth may have its own built-in defence mechanism.

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    1. Re:PLEASE DON'T by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> I would vehemently oppose ANY attempt by humans to control our weather!

      Uh.. too late... 298000000 americans burning 20.7 million barrels of gasoline a day in their big cars have beaten you to it.

  103. Pykrete by Antaeus+Feldspar · · Score: 1

    I understand that at this time, it's more of a "could we do this if we had to, and what would we need in order to do it?" than a "let's do it now!" thing. However, I hope that if there ever is a need to do something like this, that they look into the advantages of using Pykrete strategically. The properties of Pykrete are frequently exaggerated, but it is provably stronger and more resistant to melting than regular ice, which could be valuable.

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  104. Cyclical, yes. Due for warming, no. by argent · · Score: 1

    Something I do truly believe in is that there is statistical evidence that suggests we are in a NATURAL warming trend. Ice data collected in the Arctic and Antarctic suggest that weather patterns are cyclical, and we are about due for a natural warming of global temperatures.

    Yes, they're cyclical, but the last 4 cycles have shown long periods of cold with short peaks at or above the current temperatures. These peaks are about 10,000 years long. The last one started over 10,000 years ago.

    The data is very noisy, and you can't say much with certainly, but only the most hopeful of observers could look at it and argue that the evidence suggests we're due for a warmer period... on the contrary, we're due for an ice age.

  105. Quote is from Crichton by argent · · Score: 1

    The quoted text is by Michael Crichton, not Gregory Benford. Can you explain what relevance Crichton's comments have to Benford's scheme?

  106. And while the idiots are at it, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Waste more energy and releasing more gases, if you believe this 'theory'
    2. Make me a big snow cone please.

  107. Oh great.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just what we need to do to stop global warming...interfere with the environment. It's done so much good thus so far.

  108. Jet Aircraft Main Cause Of Global Warming by cannuck · · Score: 0

    There are two "types" of clouds when it comes to Global temperature. There are "low clouds" and "high clouds". It's the high clouds that insulates this planet - and traps the heat coming off this planet (from it's core) - and causes this planet to become warmer (known as Global warming).

    The vapour released from jet aitcraft is the prime cause of "high clouds" - research shows.

  109. The Heat of Smelting, Welding, Positioning 8000... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sounds plausible, for sure... we just may be able design our way out of this predicament.

    However, I wonder how much artificial freezing potential it will take to offset the smelting and welding and positioning and operation of 8000 "barges?"

  110. A "Zero" - Illiterate Acting As Moderators by cannuck · · Score: 0

    A "zero" ? More illiterates acting as Slashot moderators. The illiterates can go to:

    ahref=http://www.livescience.com/forcesofnature/06 0124_earth_albedo.htmlrel=url2html-15887http://www .livescience.com/forcesofnature/060124_earth_albed o.html>

    and educate themselves.

  111. URL - Research - Jets Causing Global Warming by cannuck · · Score: 0

    Here's the URL - that Jets causing Global Warming.

    http://www.livescience.com/forcesofnature/060124_e arth_albedo.html/

    1. Re:URL - Research - Jets Causing Global Warming by cannuck · · Score: 0
  112. There has never been, nor will be 'balance' by gmikej · · Score: 0

    Many enviornmental freaks don't understand this simple fact, but it is true.

    I love the Earth and I'd like to see it taken care of- but the Earth has never been and never will be in 'balance.' It's a lie. You may dream about a day when all the oil is used up and we are driving our water-propelled cars that exhaust cotton candy. But it will never be that nice.

    Someday technology will get us to the point where our impact on this planet is a fraction of what it is today. And while it may be true that people will STILL complain that we need to ease up, and not wear hard-toed boots because they leave imprints along the ground, we will find that Earth will still be here.

    Of course, due to natural occurances it may be a degree or so warmer... or colder... it depends.

  113. Re:other much simple Ideas by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

    -White asphalt for roads.
    Right now a whole lot of land is pitch black, soaking tonnes of rays. The stuff gets so hot that you can't walk on it! if they were made lighter in colour less heat would be stored in the asphalt. White tires might be needed too to prevent the roads from going dark.

    -White roof shingle.
    This is a no-brainer. They are already being produced. They reduce cooling requirements during the summer. All the lasy-ass politicians need to do is tax the black (and dark colour) shingles and joe consumer will instinctively buy the cheaper white shingles.

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  114. Ha ha Moderator Blocking/Changing URL? by cannuck · · Score: 0

    Puzzling - that I keep posting URL for research - that shows jets causing global warming - but somehow a space is put into the word "earth" in the correct URL. Amazing isn't it. Censorship? Zombies!?

    http://www.livescience.com/forcesofnature/060124_e arth_albedo.html

  115. Re:The Heat of Smelting, Welding, Positioning 8000 by khallow · · Score: 1

    Frankly that sounds insignificant to me.

  116. I have to call bullshit on that one. by Medievalist · · Score: 1


    Not far from where I type, the Great Centralia Coal Fire has been burning out of control since 1962 - despite all attempts to put it out. If the USA can't do it, why should you think China can?

    1. Re:I have to call bullshit on that one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When "we" had the capability and the plans to extinguish the flames, none of our lovely local and county politicians wanted to touch Centralia, for fear of political backfire, because of earlier attempts were handled sloppily. I drive through centralia every day during my morning commute. I might possibly have the ugliest morning commute out of anyone on slashdot. How close are you from Centralia?

    2. Re:I have to call bullshit on that one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By your standards, I'm pretty far away, in northern Delaware. Given Slashdot's global readership I'm pretty close, though.

      I've been there less than a dozen times, and no more recently than a decade ago, so your info is far more reliable than mine (I have family scattered around in PA coal country, but we avoid Centralia these days).

      Is it still getting worse? Has the fire kicked into the big vein yet?

    3. Re:I have to call bullshit on that one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course you cannot really tell that it is getting worse from above ground, but the fire is still spreading. Slowly but surely, it will come close to larger veins but in all likelihood will not come close to any of the major veins. I believe they estimate that the fire will burn for another 100 years, though it can contact enough coal to burn for well over two centuries.

      It was quite the sight, today. With all of the smoke and steam coming up, that portion of the town looks like a warzone. Then you have the cemetary with smoke rising out of it.

      I should take some digital photos one of these days...

    4. Re:I have to call bullshit on that one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I remember it always did look worse in the winter.

      If I were in charge (fat chance) I'd say "screw it" and divert the Susquehanna into the mines for a few years.

      That would solve the problem (and get me strung up by an angry mob bearing torches and pitchforks) but a truly astronomical number of eggs would be broken making that omelet. And nobody really likes tough love. :)

    5. Re:I have to call bullshit on that one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why divert the Susquehanna? There is sufficient water in the mines around these parts. That was actually one of the best plans; pump loads of mine water into holes drilled into the ground. The amount of steam would be tremendous, as no doubt much of the water would boil early on. If the steam could be dealt with, which I imagine it could be, it still remains the most viable option.

      Like I said, there are no politicians around here willing to touch it.

  117. Better yet.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Just park the 8000 barges and build a transatlantic bridge on them. Halt all the intercontinental air traffic and bingo - increased radiated heat and cooler temps.

    OK, I'm not sure how air traffic contributes to global warming, but the week following 911 the daily temperature range (low to high) increased a couple of degrees (documented by NASA) and we had really really clear skys (observed by many people). Planes do have a significant effect on cloud cover with measurable global consequences.

  118. Re:the barges? How is this insightful? by Senzei · · Score: 1
    Meanwhile these barges use energy during the process. 8,000 barges is a lot of energy. That energy production is probably going to contribute to global warming again.

    Although on a slightly smaller scale, your breathing also contributes to global warming. The earth is a much bigger and more stable system than people tend to give it credit for. Eight thousand barges is really not a lot of energy when we are talking on these scales. Sometimes I wonder if it would be better to measure this kind of stuff relative to the output of a volcano. In that measurement system I would be suprised if 8,000 barges is more than 1/4 vu (volcanic unit).

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  119. Big Chill: Little Ice Age by Alan+Hicks · · Score: 1

    I first heard about this on two-hour special on either the History Channel or the Discovery Channel. The program is called "Big Chill: The Little Ice Age" and is a great watch. I highly recommend it. The program will help give anyone who doesn't have much of a grounding in climatology (I count myself in that crowd) something to think about when everyone yells that our current change in climate is a human-caused catastrophy.

    To sum it up, they site empirical evidence showing how Europe was once much warmer, even a little warmer than it is today, then suddenly got very cold. The causes of this climate change are unknown, but as this occured before the industrial revolution, are considered to be some natural phenomina.

    Highlights from the program:
    - Thames river freezes year after year after year
    - Cold weather brings famine to people unable or unwilling to change their lifestyles
    - Cold weather influences politics and leads to war
    - Cold weather brings about the downfall of the once might Vikings
    - Year without a summer, snow falls in July in America and Europe
    - Eskimos sail as far south as Scotland!

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  120. Solar Shade? by drew · · Score: 1

    Maybe I've been playing too much Alpha Centauri over the years, but can't we just launch the Solar Shade? And then vote every 20 years whether to increase it or decrease it?

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  121. Re:Fe fertilizer -8B tons C, Fossil fuels +4B tons by morgandelra · · Score: 1

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA Thats great! I love how you completely miss the idea of thermal transfer, and the DECADES of work making equipment function with hundreds of degrees difference between tempatures in light and in shade.

  122. Re:Fe fertilizer -8B tons C, Fossil fuels +4B tons by Rei · · Score: 1

    Solar output has fluctuated by around 1% of its total energy. The proposed climate change mechanisms aren't due to the solar output itself but on cloud and ozone effects greatly magnifying any changes. In fact, the recent study about a warming sun led by Solanki is based on the frequency of sunspots, which have been relatively constant in the last 20 years while Earth's temperatures rose dramatically.

    It's silly to pretend that it has nothing to do with CO2, when CO2 is an easily demonstratable greenhouse gas and vostok cores show us having among the highest CO2 levels in the last several hundred thousand years.

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  123. Earth by cannuck · · Score: 0

    www.earth.com www.new_earth.com

  124. Discrimination by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    -White roof shingle.
    This is a no-brainer. They are already being produced. They reduce cooling requirements during the summer. All the lasy-ass politicians need to do is tax the black (and dark colour) shingles and joe consumer will instinctively buy the cheaper white shingles.

    Sounds like a clear-cut case of color discrimination to me. Are you saying that you think blacks in this country should be taxed at a higher rate? That's the sort of thing that causes riots, you know...

    Yes! It's a joke. Laugh...
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  125. Wrong on your history by spitzak · · Score: 1

    According to Wikipedia, Stepehn Schneider said this in 1971, not 1976. The 1976 paper was a retraction of this.

    Personally I remember quite clearly that the popular consensus was for the world to heat up, though usually the cause was not CO2 but particulates and water vapor condensing. This was highly influenced by the Venus probes in the 1960's that revealed just how hot the surface of Venus was, caused by the greenhouse effect. I vaguely remember a few people claiming that it would get colder, but that was considered the fringe theories (most of the quotes supposedly trying to prove "global cooling" being popular are quoting these articles that were precisely designed to counter popular belief. The biggest of these was the "nuclear winter" scenarios of around 1979, which I remember being attacked by the right because they disagreed with the "everybody knows it will make the world warmer", and defended as it being a short-term effect verses the longer term pollution effects. If "global cooling" was every a popular theory it was before 1960, I have certainly seen popular sci-fi from that period that worried about the return of the ice age and how we would fight it.

    Just having lived that time and been exposed to popular beliefs (taught by liberal teachers and popular press) I have to challenge any claim that there has been a change in consensus. I very much remember it being claimed that it would be warmer, and that the few who challenged this were considered fringe.

    Quote from Wikipedia:

    In 1971 Schneider was second author on a Science paper with S. I. Rasool titled "Atmospheric Carbon Dioxide and Aerosols: Effects of Large Increases on Global Climate" (Science 173, 138-141). This paper used a 1-d radiative climate model to examine the competing effects of cooling from aerosols and warming from CO2. The paper concluded:

    However, it is projected that man's potential to pollute will increase 6 to 8-fold in the next 50 years. If this increased rate of injection... should raise the present background opacity by a factor of 4, our calculations suggest a decrease in global temperature by as much as 3.5 C. Such a large decrease in the average temperature of Earth, sustained over a period of few years, is believed to be sufficient to trigger an ice age. However, by that time, nuclear power may have largely replaced fossil fuels as a means of energy production.

    Carbon dioxide was predicted to have only a minor role. However, the model was very simple and the calculation of the CO2 effect was incorrect by a factor of about three--a fact soon recognised.

    In 1976 Schneider wrote The Genesis Strategy: Climate and Global Survival in which he said:

    One form of such pollution that affects the entire atmosphere is the release of carbon dioxide (CO2) gas.... Human activities have already raised the CO2 content in the atmosphere by 10 percent and are estimated to raise it some 25 percent by the year 2000. In later chapters, I will show how this increase could lead to a 1 Celsius (1.8 Fahrenheit) average warming of the earth's surface... Another form of atmospheric pollution results from... atmospheric aerosols... there is some evidence that atmospheric aerosols may have already affected the climate. A consensus among scientists today would hold that a global increase in atmospheric aerosols would probably result in a cooling of the climate; however, a smaller but growing fraction of the current evidence suggests that it may have a warming effect.

    In 1977 Schneider criticized a popular science book (The Weather Conspiracy: The Coming of the New Ice Age) that predicted an imminent Ice Age, writing in Nature: ...it insists on maintaining the shock effect of the dramatic...rather than the reality of the discipline: we just don't know enough to chose definitely at this stage whether we are in for warming or cooling- or when.

  126. Not all Americans are racist ideologues by Medievalist · · Score: 1


    Though you might not know it from reading Slashdot...

  127. Re:The Heat of Smelting, Welding, Positioning 8000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is, next to the power of the Force.

  128. Re:what an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    C02 levels have never been higher



    LOL. C02 levels have been way higher

  129. Also in Colorado by dscruggs · · Score: 1

    There's one in western Colorado that's been burning for something like 90 years. Apparently this is a pretty common problem.

    1. Re:Also in Colorado by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Small error in the article.

      " In 1962 toxic fumes from a fire below Centralia, Pennsylvania, forced all its citizens to move away."

      There are about a dozen people still living in Centralia, and at least one cool looking dog.

  130. WTF? by MacDork · · Score: 1
    Uh, you're defending the theory behind the Greenhouse Effect by saying the sun's radiant energy doesn't affect the temperature of the earth? Uhhh... yeah.. Whatever.

    This guy finishes with the same mod score as my original post? Yeah, that's some mighty fine groupthink there slashbots.

  131. Re:Fe fertilizer -8B tons C, Fossil fuels +4B tons by MacDork · · Score: 1
    It's silly to pretend that it has nothing to do with CO2, when CO2 is an easily demonstratable greenhouse gas and vostok cores show us having among the highest CO2 levels in the last several hundred thousand years.

    Yeah? And Iron Sulfate is dirt cheap. Fix it!

  132. Re:Fe fertilizer -8B tons C, Fossil fuels +4B tons by MacDork · · Score: 1
    The study is an interesting possibility. However, this is A: one study, not multiple, based upon B: data that only showed up after being "corrected for errors," and C: wouldn't have a climate changing effect unless it had been going on for a lot longer than we have records of.

    A: Apple does multiple benchmarks on PPC processors showing them to be "twice as fast as Intel", does that make them more accurate? That sounds a lot like "repeat it often enough and it becomes true" to me. Besides, there are have been multiple studies done on this. B: The computer models you rely upon as a proponent of Global Warming Theory rely upon error correction too. So what? Now error correction is not good enough? C: Oh, so measurably cutting CO2 concentrations would have no measurable effect in the short term? I rest my case.

    A true test of a scientific theory is its ability to predict things.

    No, as any ID debater here will tell ya, a true test of a scientific theory is it's ability to withstand scrutiny and be falsifiable. Here ya go, falsify away for less than the price of an Iraq war.

    Global Warming was predicted based upon greenhouse gas theories and models long before we detected it. That's pretty heavy evidence that at least one cause of global warming is the amount of CO2 and other gasses that are released when we burn gasoline

    Well imagine that. The graph from my space.com link says the temp anomaly first jumped up above 0 in the past 300 years around 1925. Are you saying computer models were predicting this change back in 1915? Or are you saying the industrial revolution didn't start until 1970 when the anomaly crossed back up and over the zero marker again? Let's have a look at your graph and debate that maybe... Oh, wait, you don't have a graph, or measurements, or anything but the assertion that everyone believes it and there's some magic computer model somewhere that "proves" it.

    Small fingerless child my ass.

  133. Impressions. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    First of all, I must apologize. When writing my last two responses, I believed you were the original fellow who first called me an idiot, and I tailored my responses bearing that person in mind.

    Anyway. . .

    I think, you are just throwing words around without knowing its meaning or fully examining what you are saying.

    This is not so. I have a very clear idea about how my thinking works. Rather it seems that we are tripping up on differing definitions of common words.

    Everything is not energy. Your definition "physical expression of living energy" is just the proof that you are just contradicting yourself. If energy is "alive," there would be no need or way to express itself physically.

    Everything IS energy, actually. Matter subdivided into its tiniest components bears little resemblance to anything we might call, "solid". The smallest parts are theorized by some physicists as being tiny strings of standing energetic wave-forms. Energy. Nothing more.

    When I say, "physical expression of living energy" I use the word "physical" to mean the way we percieve the universe, as being filled with solid stuff. --This doesn't change the fact that all that "solid" stuff is really just space made up of tiny wave-forms.

    For "energy" is to live its existence as a life, expression can only be mere description of result that its metaphysical transition take place where it can never be created nor destroyed.

    I'm afraid I got lost trying to read that, but it sounds intriguing. Can you try explaining yourself again?

    That's a mouth full. For a stone to have an awareness, "it" first must know what "it" is. To "know" what "it" is, it also must have an ability to reflect itself and others' existence in comparison. Stones carries properties, not awareness.

    This is only true from your perspective. The stones might argue differently. A being which has awareness does not automatically mean it will be recognizable to you. Stones are not likely able to percieve your awareness, but you are alive nonetheless.

    I study science, not Scientology... you must understand. You can call it "programming" or whatever.

    Scientology is a dangerous cult. The science you study is similar in that it limits by design. True science does not make so many assumptions!

    Mother Earth is not a being. [. . .] For anyone to say "Mother Earth" is a being, is artistic, philosophical, not scientific. I am not an artist nor philosopher, but I do know science. And I can't ration without it. In your view, perhaps, that is where you see me with faults.

    You didn't understand this part of my last post. I'll try to explain once again. --The Earth is a "Being" in that it exists. It floats there, being the Earth. I'm using the root, "To Be", and from that, the Earth is an instance of something which can Be. Thus, it is a Being. Get it?

    Now, because Everything is Energy, the Earth is also Energy.

    Is Energy aware?

    According to all that I have learned and experienced, I have come to think that we are all interconnected pieces of thought energy. --That all thoughts are energy, and all energy are thoughts. Thus, all that exists, (energy), must be a part of an awareness, and thus, alive.

    In the "Real" world, this may seem ridiculous, but the "Real" world as you experience it is just a temporary perspective. Those atoms which make us up and which seem so solid and "real" are still just made of %99.9999999 (ad infinitum) space filled with little bits of vibration. So which is more real? The impression of the "real" world you carry around, or the true reality which can leave only an impression?


    -FL

  134. Did I get this right?? by jccorea · · Score: 1

    Nice plan, except for the fact that the good doctor forgot a little technical detail.IIRC, spraying a salt solution on ice will make the ice melt by lowering the freezing point for the mixture (which is why you use salt in winter on roads). In fact this plan was already advanced once with a different purpose in mind. During WW 2, the British were faced with the problem of providing air escort for the supply convoys traversing the North Atlantic route, and having to do so without aircraft carriers, so someone put forward the idea of cutting ice shelves about 3 by 1 miles in size and spraying them with seawater to make them thicker, to act as floating landing strips. If memory serves me right, there were a couple tests made with the expected disastrous results.

  135. Re:Fe fertilizer -8B tons C, Fossil fuels +4B tons by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    I should start buying up real estate in the canadian tundra, eh?

    It's basically a frozen swamp. Buy mosquito nets too.

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  136. Re:Fe fertilizer -8B tons C, Fossil fuels +4B tons by 2marcus · · Score: 1
    First: your own study says that the NET increase in absorption is only 1 billion tons per year, much less than the 4-5 billion tons that you cite (and even smaller if you add in the ~2 billion tons carbon emissions from deforestation, and smaller yet if you note that all projections are that we will be INCREASING emissions in the future)

    Second: We have way more than 100 years of fossil fuels left. Coal reserves are HUGE, plus shale oil, tar sands, maybe methane hydrates...

    Third: I will raise your government study with a Science Magazine article by one of the world experts on iron fertilization, Penny Chisholm at MIT: "Despite the concerns of many oceanographers and environmental groups, the concept of industrial ocean fertilization is winning advocates. Proponents claim that ocean fertilization is an easily controlled, verifiable process that mimics nature; and that it is an environmentally benign, long-term solution to atmospheric CO2 accumulation (14). These claims are, quite simply, not true." Chisholm, S.W., P.G. Falkowski, and J.J. Cullen. Dis-Crediting Ocean Fertilization. Science 294:309-310. (2001)

  137. Re:Fe fertilizer -8B tons C, Fossil fuels +4B tons by MacDork · · Score: 1
    First: your own study says that the NET increase in absorption is only 1 billion tons per year, much less than the 4-5 billion tons that you cite

    After 500 years! To start with, it's 8 billion tons. From the fine article hosted at the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory...

    Yet, after 500 years of continuous fertilization, the net increase in absorption would be less than 1 billion tons of carbon per year.

    if you note that all projections are that we will be INCREASING emissions in the future

    Not if we don't find more oil. Oil production has nearly peaked.

    Second: We have way more than 100 years of fossil fuels left. Coal reserves are HUGE, plus shale oil, tar sands, maybe methane hydrates...

    Yes, but what is the major contributor? What is everyone's favorite fossil fuel? Why do we war with Iraq and Iran and suck up to Saudi Arabia? Oil. Light sweet crude.

    Proponents claim that ocean fertilization is an easily controlled, verifiable process that mimics nature; and that it is an environmentally benign, long-term solution to atmospheric CO2 accumulation

    Accelerating the process of CO2 -> Plankton -> Limestone might not be as easy as just dumping iron sulfate everywhere, but I haven't been shown how it has cataclysmic effects. In fact, all I've ever heard of the process is extremely positive. More plankton = more fish = more food for top predators, everyone's happy. Until you do it on a large enough scale to find the pitfalls, I seems to me that everyone is ignoring an obvious solution. No major detrimental effects were mentioned in the IronEx II study back in 95. Sure, it turned the water green, but what do ya expect? I'd be interested in hearing what Penny Chisholm finds so environmentally destructive about ocean fertilization. Anything relevant from that Science magazine article you'd like to contribute?

    Fertilizing crops in our fields results in a lot of fertilizer ending up in our rivers causing algal blooms that can indeed cause some trouble like sporadic fish kills and pfiesteria, yet we haven't outlawed tillage or fertilizer yet. Apparently the tradeoff to feed humanity is worth the negligible environmental effects. Perhaps ocean fertilization is a limited solution which needs to be complimented by other practices, but all the people waving their hands and yelling the sky is falling is really making me sick. If you're really worried about the problem, fix it. And no, taking all the cars off the road or instituting draconian emission standards is not a solution. People need transportation, and the amount of CO2 contributed to the atmosphere by burning fossil fuels pales in comparison to CO2 contributed by the decomposition of soil organic matter. You'd be better off chasing farmers than Ford.