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  1. Re:This pisses me off on 99% of Australians With Broadband By 2009? · · Score: 1

    Little boy Johnny is running scared about the upcoming election and is making a two-bit effort to 'fix' his last ten years of office.

    This is the funny bit. He has been holding out against Costello for years on the basis that he is the most popular leader in federal politics but now that Rudd is doing well he is attempting to patch things up. If he gave a shit about his party he would cut and run right now. Give Costello a small chance of winning the next election. Better than the chance he will have if Howard resigns on the day the election is called, or the day after he loses it.

  2. Re:Cascade B(itter) Particle on "Cascade B" Particle Discovered At Fermilab · · Score: 1

    shelling out for a particle accelerator just so you can get some beer money seems pretty inefficient

    No, they needed it to split the beer atoms. Back tassie they just do it with a chisel.

  3. Re:smart cars? on Smart Car Coming To the US In Jan. 2008 · · Score: 1

    Hell, the inflatable auto-pilot from Airplane had more skill than most of the morons on the roads these days.

    Got on well with the ladies, as well.

    I ride a bike to work and the worst idiocy I see these days is people who are apparently meeting up with somebody who they can't find. They drive through side streets with a phone slapped to their ear taking instructions like ok look for a phone booth on the left now turn ...no... right right

    You get the idea. Its a mess.

  4. Re:Your info is out of date. on Smart Car Coming To the US In Jan. 2008 · · Score: 1

    Better than gasoline would be Hydrogen combustion

    It is going to be an issue eventually. Does hydrogen burn hotter then petroleum? The reason I ask is that Nitrogen goes through the cylinder as well and you do get a lot of oxidised nitrogen out of the exhaust.

    Come to think of it, I wonder what the net result would be if cars were run off pure (compressed or cryogenic) oxygen. Some energy is wasted heating N2 up to no effect.

  5. Re:I've driven one for a while on Smart Car Coming To the US In Jan. 2008 · · Score: 1

    it wont fit *both* me, the wife and mother-in-law

    Thats a feature. I bought a two seat commercial van for similar reasons.

  6. Re:Fortwo on Smart Car Coming To the US In Jan. 2008 · · Score: 1

    I dont think that means what Smart think it means in the US.

    Why? What does it mean?

  7. Re:The evils of soap on Are Keyboards Dishwasher Safe? · · Score: 1

    Then she switched the TV on to see if it still worked.
    Well, are you going to finish the story or not!

    Switching the TV on when it was wet did all the damage. She could have let it dry out and used it again with no risk.

  8. Re:DEC VT100 terminals on Are Keyboards Dishwasher Safe? · · Score: 1

    We had our own retro computing society at vic roads for the SCATS traffic system.

    One day the flood detector at one of our remote sites tripped. Water got in through the secondary storm water system (telstra pipes containing 200 pair telephone cables) and settled on the slab under the false floor. I pulled up a tile to see 240VAC cables clipped to the concrete under 5cm of fresh rain water.

    Its probably not very conductive in that state so I flipped the flood detector off and booted the 11/84's up again. Took care not to touch the water, though.

    We only had the single platter removable disks. Nothing like the big washing machine ones.

  9. Re:DEC VT100 terminals on Are Keyboards Dishwasher Safe? · · Score: 1

    I read somewhere that the old DEC VT100 (or was it the VT220?) had instructions in the manual that said something like "put them in the dishwasher to clean up".

    If you have a partly broken terminal that would be a good way to get it replaced entirely under your maintenance contract. Otherwise I don't think DEC would recommend that. I have installed a lot of 100's 220's and 330's in my days and I can't remember anything like that.

    Environments which had DEC gear tended not to have dishwashers anyway.

  10. Re:The evils of soap on Are Keyboards Dishwasher Safe? · · Score: 1

    Every printed circuit board we make gets washed in a sink with tap water then dried with compressed air. In over 20 years, it's never been a problem.

    I was told a story about a woman who kept a nice vase of flowers on top of her CRT TV. One day she spilt the water from the vase down the back of the TV, where the ventilation holes are.

    Then she switched the TV on to see if it still worked.

  11. Re:And it flew? on Giant Dinosaur Bird Discovered · · Score: 1

    It's twice the size of a man but weighs 3000 pounds (about twenty times what a man weighs)... and it flew??

    But with a high wing loading (and stall speed). Maybe it was a giant hummingbird.

  12. Re:Why beaks? on Giant Dinosaur Bird Discovered · · Score: 1

    I don't see what advantage beaks have over teethed jaws.

    Well, it is less complex. Probably less mass. Better overall for a lightweight animal.

    Another little mystery is why snails survive

    Perhaps by being barely alive in the first place. Less energy needed to stay alive.

    Thats enough mysteries solved for today.

  13. Re:With that kind of weight, it on Giant Dinosaur Bird Discovered · · Score: 1

    When it crashed, there was always enough food until rescuers arrived.....

    Mmmm.... lemon chicken

  14. Re:Discredited on Giant Dinosaur Bird Discovered · · Score: 2, Funny

    trilobites were made of plastic!

    Clear evidence of intelligent design.

  15. Re:There are times... on Space Station Computers Partially Restored · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not sure why you think that a lifting body capable of controlled supersonic flight is not as "fancy" as a lifting body capable of controlled subsonic flight.

    The latter can soft land with wheels or skids. The former relies on parachutes.

  16. Re:There are times... on Space Station Computers Partially Restored · · Score: 1

    They don't have a set timetable for true de-orbit jumps

    Thats what I thought the post was about. The de-orbit jump really is hard, mainly because of the low density of the pressure suit and occupant. You would have to carry ballast to keep the deceleration survivable.

  17. Re:Over-voltage causes computer failure at ISS Rus on Space Station Computers Partially Restored · · Score: 1

    What idiot designed this system? Seriously. If this article is to be believed, then there were serious screw-ups at the very initial planning stages.

    Yes, almost as if they Hubbled it up.

    Sorry about that, Edwin.

  18. Re:There are times... on Space Station Computers Partially Restored · · Score: 1

    A heat-shield, a space-suit, a nitrogen-gas thruster, and a parachute.

    To get an accurate landing point my impression is that you need more than 100 m/s of delta V to start re-entry. I can't see a cold gas thruster doing the job. If you want something lightweight, through, how about a parachute? I am thinking of a huge lightweight sheet of Mylar or a similar material, similar to a solar sail. Atmospheric drag at ISS altitude is significant and might be enough to keep the parachute inflated.

  19. Re:There are times... on Space Station Computers Partially Restored · · Score: 1

    they're planning to have the first actual jump-from-orbit test by 2009.

    Do you seriously believe that a human being is going to aerobrake from orbit to landing with just a pressure suit in two years time? Doesn't sound likely to me.

    If such a system was available nobody would choose to use Soyuz.

  20. Re:There are times... on Space Station Computers Partially Restored · · Score: 1

    Actually, the Apollo Capsule is a lifting body

    So is every golf ball. A lifting body capable of subsonic flight is a different matter.

  21. Re:Ebay Thailand on eBay Pulls Google Ads Over Marketing Stunt · · Score: 1

    Strange, right now, ebay.co.th is still showing as Adwords ads in Google search.

    TFA:

    Auction website eBay has pulled its US advertising from search engine giant and adversary Google.
  22. Re:Huh? on Perfect Silicon Sphere to Redefine the Kilogram · · Score: 1

    you also need the planet Earth to define weight

    And at this level of precision the location of the measurement may be very important. I don't think you could take this sphere to a different latitude and get an accurate calibration.

  23. Re:Old news... on Perfect Silicon Sphere to Redefine the Kilogram · · Score: 1

    the US is stuck with retarded imperial measurements. No wonder we lag behind the rest of the world in education, jobs...

    Its not hard to change. We did it in the early '70's here in Australia. That would have been the ideal time, right after the Apollo program ended with everybody upbeat about the future. It just takes a will to change.

  24. Re:The LInux business community... on Linspire Signs Patent Pact With MS · · Score: 4, Insightful

    At least we still have Debian. Even though its derivatives will probably all sell out

    Even Ubuntu? I think you are wrong, but we will see, won't we.

  25. Re:This will devide the boys from the men on Linspire Signs Patent Pact With MS · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Thanks to GPLv3 all people who are with Linux because they hate Microsoft will leave

    Why?