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Are Keyboards Dishwasher Safe?

i_like_spam writes "Computer keyboards are a breeding ground for bacteria. Studies have shown that keyboards often contain more bacteria than toilet seats. Common cleaning methods, such as pressurized-air canisters and damp rags, help remove some of the dirt, but they also leave behind plenty of grime. National Public Radio describes a recent experiment by a reporter who used a dishwasher to clean her keyboard. Following the advice on Plastic Bugs, she placed her keyboard in the top rack, didn't use the heated dry cycle, and air dried the keyboard for a week afterwards. Her keyboard is now squeaky clean and functions perfectly. Has anyone else tried this or any other alternate keyboards cleaning methods? For those not willing to air dry for a week, dishwasher-safe keyboards are now available. Would you ever do this to your peripheral? "

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  1. At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by jthill · · Score: 5, Funny

    Post it again in a week!

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  2. So cheap by hansamurai · · Score: 1

    Keyboards are so cheap I wouldn't think twice sticking it in the dishwasher if I felt like it. Heck, mine is so nasty I probably should, but I don't really feel like air drying it for a week... might as well buy another 15 dollar Logitech keyboard at that point.

    1. Re:So cheap by Deltaspectre · · Score: 1

      Ah, sounds like you didn't inherit a Model M.

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    2. Re:So cheap by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I keep holding onto my keyboard because if I buy a new one, some kid in Asia is going to be roasting this one over an open pit coal fire to get the gold out of the capacitors.

    3. Re:So cheap by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Ah, sounds like you didn't inherit a Model M.


      Or for that matter the Optimus Maximus.

      (Seriously... are they making it yet?)
    4. Re:So cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not an option if you have a kinesis or any other real ergonomic keyboard.

    5. Re:So cheap by martin-boundary · · Score: 1, Funny

      Think of the children! Think of the Evil, Scheming, Keyboard Roasting children! If you're a Bad keyboard, the Small Smelly Children will Come During the Night and they'll Unplug you with their Little Hands and Take You To The Dump! You don't want that, do you? Now type your Ps and Qs!

    6. Re:So cheap by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I would write a better reply, but why keep my computer on and waste the electricity" says a voice in my head. Not just any voice- this one sounds like Al Gore.

    7. Re:So cheap by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Is that the Al Gore who knows if you've been good or bad? The one who has a secret HQ in the hot jungle near the equator? I always thought he's just a fairy tale for keyboards.

    8. Re:So cheap by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      You know, it's Friday night; you ought to lighten up.

    9. Re:So cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, not that Al Gore. He's talking the Man-bear-pig version.

    10. Re:So cheap by Apotekaren · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have a KeyTronic basic keyboard from 2001. What I do I unscrew the 4 screws that hold it together from the bottom. Then I wash just the plastic parts, the top, the keys(which I remove one by one) and the bottom. I leave the electronics untouched, or just wipe the rubber cover with a damp cloth. Works 100% of the time, with minimum downtime(no airdrying for a week, the plastics are all dry in one hour).

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    11. Re:So cheap by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 3, Funny

      But but... where would all the calculators go?!

      It's funny... I had that same voice in my head... but my fingers wouldn't let me type the command to shut this box down...

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    12. Re:So cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're taking pre-orders, but it's over $1,500 USD. At that price I don't think you'd want to be doing any such experiments with it.

    13. Re:So cheap by mennucc1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I definitively agree : open it and wash only the plastic part ie keys and outside case. I have done that from time to time - and the results are awesome. And , BTW, you DO need soap to clean it (contrary to what a later post claims) ; but if you are washing only the plastic and keeping the electronics dry, then it is perfectly fine.

    14. Re:So cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just FYI, capacitors do not contain gold. The electrolytic ones are mostly aluminum, not sure about the ceramic ones. Both of the PCBs usually have gold though.

    15. Re:So cheap by Hatta · · Score: 1

      "I would write a better reply, but why keep my computer on and waste the electricity"

      To get your ratio up, obviously.

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    16. Re:So cheap by Prune · · Score: 1

      It's incredibly ignorant to think that capacitors contain gold

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    17. Re:So cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The connectors are gold-plated. They roast motherboards and then throw them in aqua regia to get the gold out.

  3. Shower by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I usually just take mine in the shower with me when it gets extra dirty. Give it a thorough rinse and let it sit for a day and it's good to go.

    1. Re:Shower by hasbeard · · Score: 1

      Just make sure it's unplugged first.

    2. Re:Shower by NoOnesMessiah · · Score: 5, Informative

      I use to shower keyboards all the time, since the late 80s, when they'd been peed on or drooled on by special needs children. Give them an isopropyl alcohol rinse, let'em dry, and you're good to go. Also works with Apple ][ motherboards, joysticks, and the occasional 5-1/4" floppy that had jello shoved inside it (don't ask...). A few rules apply; no mechanical systems (there's a special cleaning solution for those), no power systems, no monitors (unless you LIKE grisly death), no headphones, no speakers, et cetera. Just solid state components and key switches only please. Q-tips, Vaseline, canned air, and isopropyl alcohol are all still tools of the trade. It's amazing what you can do with them even on modern hardware.

    3. Re:Shower by eneville · · Score: 1

      I use to shower keyboards all the time, since the late 80s, when they'd been peed on or drooled on by special needs children. Give them an isopropyl alcohol rinse, let'em dry, and you're good to go. Also works with Apple ][ motherboards, joysticks, and the occasional 5-1/4" floppy that had jello shoved inside it (don't ask...). A few rules apply; no mechanical systems (there's a special cleaning solution for those), no power systems, no monitors (unless you LIKE grisly death), no headphones, no speakers, et cetera. Just solid state components and key switches only please. Q-tips, Vaseline, canned air, and isopropyl alcohol are all still tools of the trade. It's amazing what you can do with them even on modern hardware. probably the most informative post on this thread. thanks for the information
    4. Re:Shower by beaviz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I use to shower keyboards all the time, since the late 80s, when they'd been peed on
      This is the important part of the comment, the rest is just really boring and does not by live up to the expectations build by this sentence.
    5. Re:Shower by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must know about the jello.

    6. Re:Shower by Geekbot · · Score: 1

      I'll back that up. Alcohol definitely makes this a better process because it dries faster and it will do a better job of killing whatever germs are on there. I avoid soap. I've never used the dishwasher because I've worked about the pressure knocking some important pieces off. But I have had several items washed in the sink.

      The best was when one of my students puked into a keyboard. People saw me washing it and were shocked. I got asked about 30 times if that was safe to wash a keyboard in the sink. I told them water is better for electronics than vomit. I almost threw it out but I knew what a pain in the ass it would be to get it replaced. I still dumped a whole bottle of isopropyl through the thing.

  4. Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought this would be common knowledge among Slashdot readers. This is a pretty old technique.

  5. Bad Idea by maz2331 · · Score: 2, Funny

    My wife put a keyboard in the dishwasher and killed it dead. Never did work again.

    1. Re:Bad Idea by Ticklemonster · · Score: 1

      I've taken quite a few apart, and put the plastic parts in a dishwasher and washed them, then put it back together again.

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    2. Re:Bad Idea by coleblak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I kind of do the same, though it's more pull off the keys, take off the top unit, then clean the top half of the plastic and maybe the bottom half if it needs it by hand. I can put most of the keys back on from memory but occasionally I just look at another keyboard in the house to get the last few I may not remember goes in what place. Putting it in whole to a dishwasher just seems to scream bad idea. Who knows what hasn't been properly coated and will end up corroding in some way. Even putting in just the plastic makes me leery. I've seen some extremely hot water in units destroy some pretty sturdy plastic items.

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    3. Re:Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you the one who posted last week about her putting the cat in the dryer?

    4. Re:Bad Idea by Psiven · · Score: 1

      Wow for a second I read that as "killed her dead..." Hope things are going strong still!

  6. The evils of soap by Chairboy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Contrary to popular belief, water isn't the real danger to the keyboard here, it's soap. The soap is conductive, and if it isn't fully rinsed, could short out contacts and render the keyboard unusable.

    So the modified checklist is:
    1. Keyboard you can afford to lose.
    2. No soap
    3. Shake empty of water, then air dry.

    1. Re:The evils of soap by keithjr · · Score: 2, Informative

      The water isn't going to be distilled, so odds are it is still electrolytic and thus can just as easily bork a keyboard by itself.

      The key step (pun intended) is the air drying. As long as the water no longer bridges contacts, you're fine.

    2. Re:The evils of soap by Doddman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      so what about something like rubbing alcohol? or hydrogen peroxide? that would kill bacteria AND evaporate pretty quickly

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    3. Re:The evils of soap by rbmorse · · Score: 2, Informative

      I follow the dishwasher with an isopropanol rinse and then compressed air, and then give it 24 hours drying time. Never had a problem.

    4. Re:The evils of soap by JesseL · · Score: 5, Informative

      I work in electronics manufacturing.

      Every printed circuit board we make gets washed in a sink with tap water then dried with compressed air. In over 20 years, it's never been a problem.

      It could be more of an issue in places with harder water, but in that case ordinary distilled water would be a poor choice too. You really want deionized water as the ordinary distilled stuff is ridiculously reactive.

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    5. Re:The evils of soap by yuda · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I once accidentally put a USB pendrive through a washing machine cycle (cold with detergent) and dryer (hot spin). I assumed I would have killed it and lost some pretty important work related stuff. But no, after plugging it in a couple of times it mounted perfectly and is still working a year later.

    6. Re:The evils of soap by mnmn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd question this.

      I washed a few keyboards, most notably my IBM Model M.

      Some did not quite work well afterwards and the plastic layers with copper encrusted in it must be cleaned carefully and dried. Rust forms on that layer fast (and so water was the more dangerous element in my case). If it is dried quickly enough there's no reason why it should not work.

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    7. Re:The evils of soap by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's because they boards aren't powered when they're washed.

      Keyboards are dishwasher safe in the same way that flash drives or these printed circuit board are dishwasher safe.

      If they can physically survive being immersed in water (I.E. they don't contain stuff that will dissolve) then the water won't destroy them.

      The problem occurs when the keyboard is powered. The water will short every connection in the board and that will cause a very large problem. Someone will probably mention that you could use distilled water to clean it because distilled water won't conduct electricity. However, one website tried running a computer while it was immersed in distilled water. It worked for about 5 minutes and then the water started to dissociate and it shorted the machine out.

      Bottom line, if you want to wash your keyboard then just make sure it's dry before you try to use it.

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    8. Re:The evils of soap by stumblingblock · · Score: 2, Funny

      Take it in the shower with me, set on a box fan for several hours to dry. Has worked fine several times.

    9. Re:The evils of soap by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 2, Informative

      Compressed air is the key though... not the lack of tap water or soap. Many places use nitrogen instead of compressed air, but either way you have a very clean, dry airstream to clean it.

    10. Re:The evils of soap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I took work with electronics... I will wash a pcb after soldering components on, to remove the water based fluxes - De-ionized water of course!

      You just need to dry the board once its been cleaned and scrubbed (NO SOAP!)
      There are special chemical solvents that are used to scrub off certain types of flux residue

    11. Re:The evils of soap by jbrader · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just wash my hands regularly.

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    12. Re:The evils of soap by Gyga · · Score: 1

      Could I put it in the food dehydrator I have? I have a very humid climate so I doubt it could dry fast. The Dehydrator would cut the time down to just over 5 hours.

      Or would this have the same problems as the dry cycle?

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    13. Re:The evils of soap by FJGreer · · Score: 1

      I've washed all sorts of computer equipment with alcohol just fine. Mainly because it dissolves and evaporates sticky, soda gunk. I've even cleaned graphics cards with the stuff and it still works to this day (don't ask why tho)

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    14. Re:The evils of soap by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      I killed a keyboard with nothing but water once, and it was not plugged in until fully dry. A drop or two got in between layers of plastic membrane with circuit traces on them, and corroded the traces until there was not enough left to conduct anymore. I'd opt for a fast dry method (like using compressed air) over the air dry method, as the longer the water sits there, the more likely it is that you will have damage from the water.

      OTOH, I have no idea what kind of shit was in the water in Waco, TX, where I was at the time. There are a lot of dairy farms upstream, and I'm pretty sure that the tap water is not quite legally potable, so it might have been the solutes in the water that caused the corrosion instead of the water itself...

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    15. Re:The evils of soap by Demolition · · Score: 1

      This is similar to the way that I washed a keyboard that had my friend's toddler had vomited into. Here are the steps that I performed:

      1) hosed it off with a garden hose to remove the "chunks"
      2) dried it with compressed air
      3) doused it with contact cleaner to remove any oxidation/corrosion from the stomach acid
      4) let airdry for several days

      Afterwards, the keyboard was as good as new.

    16. Re:The evils of soap by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Every printed circuit board we make gets washed in a sink with tap water then dried with compressed air. In over 20 years, it's never been a problem.

      I was told a story about a woman who kept a nice vase of flowers on top of her CRT TV. One day she spilt the water from the vase down the back of the TV, where the ventilation holes are.

      Then she switched the TV on to see if it still worked.

    17. Re:The evils of soap by TechnicalFool · · Score: 1

      Compressed air is very good for blowing dust off, however it can be a little too good. Cleaning a heatsink is very easy and somewhat amusing as the fan makes a great siren sound. However, watching every blade on the fan (or key on the keyboard) blow off because you opened the compressor valve a little too much is less satisfying. Yes, I've been there.

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    18. Re:The evils of soap by evanbd · · Score: 1

      It's not actually the water dissociating, it's stuff dissolving in it. Did they remove all oils and greases from the computer first? Did they take steps to prevent any from contacting the water? Also, you should be using deionized water for that experiment, not ordinary distilled or even RO water -- those still have too many ions in them. In order to properly clean the computer, you'd have to rinse with DI water, immerse in an ultrasonic cleaner with DI water, and then rinse again. At a minimum. And then you'd have to take steps to make sure it didn't get dirty during reassembly. Not clean room level steps, but assembling it in your average living room probably isn't a good idea.

    19. Re:The evils of soap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not the soap either. It is the furry tupperware: corrosive AND angry.

    20. Re:The evils of soap by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I just wash my hands regularly."

      I hear ya. Ever since I've started washing my hands, I've noticed there's an invisible force field that repels all liquids, cat hair, and crumbs from the keyboard. It's an amazing phenomenon that only Douglas Adams could describe in great detail.

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    21. Re:The evils of soap by wright.aaron · · Score: 1

      I went nuts a few weeks ago and decided to clean my dell console keyboard with what I had on hand: water and scrubbing bubbles. Clean as a whistle, but of course when I impatiently plugged it back in a few minutes later it was unresponsive and emitted a constant beeping death rattle. Interestingly enough though, I plugged it back in a few weeks later and it worked fine. Typing on it now.

    22. Re:The evils of soap by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      Watched Final Destination once too many times?

    23. Re:The evils of soap by Kattspya · · Score: 1

      I've seen two keyboards go wonky from water. One case where I got a little drunk and pured about 100ml of water into the numpad area and didn't notice it. And another which got beer spilled over it and was promptly given a thorough wash. Both had part their conductive surfaces discolored and rendered useless.

      If I was going to clean a keyboard in the dishwasher I would remove the innards first. It's a fairly trivial thing to do but might take a while. I would say there are eighteen or so screws in the logitech models I've seen. But beware of the cheap keyboards with idividual rubber domes. They are a nightmare to reassemble.

    24. Re:The evils of soap by I_am_Jack · · Score: 1

      I used to work in water purification, and depending on the amount of total dissolved solids in the distillate or deionized product, there is no difference between distilled water and deionized water, with the exception of the process (small but noticeable differences would be volatile organic chemicals remaining in distilled water if it's not pre-treated with carbon, and amines in the deionized water, which again can be removed with carbon post filtration, and the deionized water will usually have more dissolved oxygen in it, depending again on post-treatment). All ultra-pure water is more aggressive than standard tap water until it reaches a certain equilibrium of dissolved solids (they don't call it the universal solvent for no good reason). So if distilled water with a conductivity of 25 mmhos (micromhos) or less is going to be reactive, then the deionized water of the same conductivity will be just as reactive.

    25. Re:The evils of soap by hollywoodb · · Score: 1

      Bingo.

      The question is deterioration. Not that I'm proud of it, but I've spilled everything from water to whiskey on an old Acer 737TLV laptop that I use as a NFS-reading jukebox. It has happened time and time again. In each instance I've *properly* powered the laptop down before it shit itself, and in each instance, after about 4 days drying time I clean the stains with q-tips and isopropyl alcohol.

      Little laptop still runs... the keyboard is a mess, the screen has more burnt out pixels than my retinas after measuring the width of the sun in millimeters from my POV, but the bottom line is that the hardware has neither burned out nor faulted on me yet.

      Anyone who read this that is questioning the relevance to TFA, there is very little... To satisfy you I present One Memorex "spill proof" $12 keyboard. It has seen seven years of abuse that no keyboard should experience, and every last key works like it is brand new. Of course if you can't touch-type you're gonna be screwed, because the only keys that have readable print on them anymore are the F1 -> F12 and prntscrn keys.

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    26. Re:The evils of soap by DrewfusMaximus · · Score: 1

      My Deck keyboard can be washed. I think they say not to use soap, I don't remember. Then they definitely say air dry. Deck FTW. They also let you mod them. I'm sure this keyboard will outlast the USB interface it uses, and probably computers as we know it.

    27. Re:The evils of soap by honkycat · · Score: 1

      You've gotta watch out for static charges, too. You can blow electrons all over your nice ICs and then zap the hell out of them when you touch 'em and provide a ground path. You can get a deionizing mechanism for your compressor nozzle that will prevent this, as I recall.

    28. Re:The evils of soap by antic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Funny you should mention this - my girlfriend put her iPod Nano through a washing machine cycle just this morning, including the bud-style headphones.

      Still seems to work.

      I'm not sure if that says more about the strength of the Nano or the weakness of the washing machine. ;)

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    29. Re:The evils of soap by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      "Did they remove all oils and greases from the computer first? Did they take steps to prevent any from contacting the water? Also, you should be using deionized water for that experiment, not ordinary distilled or even RO water -- those still have too many ions in them. In order to properly clean the computer, you'd have to rinse with DI water, immerse in an ultrasonic cleaner with DI water, and then rinse again. At a minimum. And then you'd have to take steps to make sure it didn't get dirty during reassembly. Not clean room level steps, but assembling it in your average living room probably isn't a good idea."

      They didn't take any of those steps. This is exactly why I pointed out this experiment. The same thing applies to the computer keyboard.
      In order to rinse it with water you would first have to clean the thing, which somewhat defeats the purpose.

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    30. Re:The evils of soap by prandal · · Score: 1

      I once accidentally put a USB pendrive through a washing machine cycle (cold with detergent) and dryer (hot spin). I've done that too. And the pendrive still works fine.
    31. Re:The evils of soap by onedotzero · · Score: 1

      Can't remember who it was (Brainiac, possibly) but a team did a series of tests on media storage. They took a hard drive, CD-ROM and a USB flash drive and exposed them to extreme cold, extreme heat, extreme violence and so on.

      Eventually only the chip on the flash drive survived and, when it was hooked up to a new circuit board, all of the data was intact.

    32. Re:The evils of soap by mrjb · · Score: 1

      I've cleaned keyboards with alcohol plenty of times, works like a charm. It's a true lifesaver when you live in another country than your keyboard was manufactered for. But don't expect the keyboard to work perfectly immediately after a rubdown. Give it a few hours (up to 24).

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    33. Re:The evils of soap by evanbd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not at all true. In order to operate it without problems while it was immersed in water you would have to do all that. Once the water is gone, it doesn't matter any more. And the circuitry is simple enough it's unlikely to be damaged by operation while it's wet -- it just won't function properly.

      I've washed my current keyboard three times now, twice in the dishwasher and once in an ultrasonic alcohol bath. The only ill effects are that the sticker on the back is fading and the plastic on one of the screw holes has partially stripped (thread-cutting screws in plastic aren't particularly reusable). All three times I've tried to use it before it was fully dry, and all that happened was a few of the keys misbehaved.

    34. Re:The evils of soap by compro01 · · Score: 1

      done the same thing with both my thumbdrives and my flash-based MP3 player.

      the player actually worked better after the wash, as some of the buttons were becoming occasionally unresponsive (gunked up or something).

      all 3 items are still working fine.

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    35. Re:The evils of soap by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

      Your girlfriend* is lucky then. The electronics can handle a water bath just fine, but those screens can get really screwed up if water gets in there.

      * if a slashdotter claiming to have a girlfriend is be believed...

    36. Re:The evils of soap by Tim_UWA · · Score: 1

      I can't even find a flash drive that survives a year of being treated well

    37. Re:The evils of soap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That should be a lesson to you all: Don't use a goatse screen-saver.

    38. Re:The evils of soap by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      Hydrogen peroxide? You want to put an oxidising agent in contact with steel & copper? Red and green sure look pretty.

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    39. Re:The evils of soap by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      Is the water treated with chlorine? That's pretty corrosive.

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    40. Re:The evils of soap by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 1

      Ok, I cannot use soap. Is there some other way to get rid of the bacteria then? Frankly I don't thing simply drowning the keyboard into water will disinfect it.

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    41. Re:The evils of soap by Mike89 · · Score: 1

      I was told a story about a woman who kept a nice vase of flowers on top of her CRT TV. One day she spilt the water from the vase down the back of the TV, where the ventilation holes are.

      Then she switched the TV on to see if it still worked.

      Well, are you going to finish the story or not!
    42. Re:The evils of soap by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Then she switched the TV on to see if it still worked.
      Well, are you going to finish the story or not!

      Switching the TV on when it was wet did all the damage. She could have let it dry out and used it again with no risk.

    43. Re:The evils of soap by whit3 · · Score: 1

      Not just soap, any residue can harm a contact surface (hard water => water spots).

      I've washed keyboard keycaps with sprayer/drip dry while holding the keyboard keys-down so no water would
      penetrate to the circuit board. And I've dipped keyboards (deionized water/wetting agent/alcohol mix)
      and air-dryed, with some success.

      But the grungiest keyboard I've ever seen was an old Sun server keyboard, with crusted lumpy
      fingerprint-crud. It took about 20 minutes of wiping with a succession of alcohol-dampened
      wipes to get it clean. I used denatured ethanol, but isopropyl would have been OK.

      Some modern keyboards have a couple of layers of plastic film with conductive paint; the paint might
      not like water, and the between-layers region does NOT dry quickly, so those aren't good
      candidates for immersion.

    44. Re:The evils of soap by mennucc1 · · Score: 1

      Kid puke ! BLEAH ! I would that only for a veeeerry expensive keyboard!

    45. Re:The evils of soap by marcansoft · · Score: 1

      Hydrogen peroxide + electronics = bad idea.

      Guess what we use for copper etching to MAKE the things? Hydrogen peroxide + HCl. That's the fast etchant too - it'll only take a few minutes to eat through the entire layer of copper. Of course, when you make them, you have a bare board with the interesting areas protected by a photosensitive resin, which is all but gone when the keyboard gets to you (not to mention the number of copper parts that are attached to the board).

      Alcohol is fine though.

    46. Re:The evils of soap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SAFETY TIP - Distilled water is just water that was boiled and recondensed from the steam. In an ideal world, such water would be pure and non-conductive. HOWEVER, water will conduct electricity if there is even the slightest amount of salt or another reactive substance (something that can ionize). Also, a large enough charge will even conduct through an insulator if the voltage is powerful enough to overcome the resistance. The bottom line - don't play fast and loose with electricity.

    47. Re:The evils of soap by c_oflynn · · Score: 1

      I put my $50 el cheapo MP3 player off ebay through the washer + dryer. It was one with a full colour LCD screen too... and still works fine!

      So doesn't have to be good quality to survive!

    48. Re:The evils of soap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i use the washing mashine for this job, i put in everything except for the circuitry and rubbery things, i also use detergent too done it twice, it makes drying even easier since i only wrap them in a towl and jiggle them a little, in 15 min i have a clean keyboard.

      Yehppael

    49. Re:The evils of soap by Nimey · · Score: 1

      How did the M take it? I've got a couple that are getting pretty grungy.

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    50. Re:The evils of soap by Doddman · · Score: 1

      forgive me, for I have not taken high school chemistry yet

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    51. Re:The evils of soap by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1
      Bottom line, if you want to wash your keyboard then just make sure it's dry before you try to use it.

      Or, if you're in a hurry, there is always WD-40.

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    52. Re:The evils of soap by Deathanatos · · Score: 1

      Did it go through the dryer too?
      I lost a pair of headphones to the dryer. I suspect the water did no damage, more the fact that the headphones had about 3 or 4 billion twists in the wires. (And the earpieces where in a gigantic knot.) One ear still worked, the other was dead. (And I'd just retired the previous set like two days before, so I was a bit peeved. They cost
      That, and I saw a small inflatable raft/bed for a pool. Plastic thing you lay on in the pool. The box advertised that you could play your iPod while in it, and "not get wet". (You're in a pool) (And it didn't seem to protect the iPod in any way, other than keeping it above the water. Next big wave, and that thing is a goner.

    53. Re:The evils of soap by Miksa · · Score: 0

      Probably the best feature of flat screen TVs is that people can't easily put flowers on top of them.

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    54. Re:The evils of soap by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that the iPod also had a battery in it. I wonder if the Nano is watertight enough that it didn't get wet inside when it went through the wash.

    55. Re:The evils of soap by Demolition · · Score: 1

      It was an Apple ADB "Extended Keyboard II" which some folks consider to be the best keyboard that Apple has ever made. The replacement cost was $130 US, so my friend opted to have it washed out rather than buy a new one.

    56. Re:The evils of soap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try washing your hands, neating away from your desk and getting rid of the pointless animal.

    57. Re:The evils of soap by Prune · · Score: 1

      This is false; the real problem is corrosion due to electrolysis. Next time do your research before posting.

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    58. Re:The evils of soap by Prune · · Score: 1

      This is false; the real problem is corrosion due to electrolysis. Next time do your research before posting.

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    59. Re:The evils of soap by mnmn · · Score: 1

      Rather well, except that I put on some keys wrong. Keep a reference keyboard on hand.

      The sides of some keys will also need some scrubbing as black gunk tends to stick to it.

      Oh yeah I also broke the connector on one key. When you lift keys, put a fingernail under each key under opposite corners and lift straight up.

      Good luck.

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    60. Re:The evils of soap by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      Has worked fine several times.


      So - it doesn't work fine the rest of the time? Doesn't sound like a gleaming endorsement of this technique.
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  7. Yes. by evanbd · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've done this before. You can air dry it for only 24 hours in most climates, and a lot less if you're willing to take it apart after. If you use it before it's fully dry the worst that seems to happen is keys behave weirdly -- if that happens, it's not done drying yet.

    At my current job I have access to an ultrasonic alcohol bath cleaner; that was quick and simple, and dried out even faster.

    Compressed air nozzles also work well, though that's more for dust and debris and doesn't do much about the grimy stuff.

  8. Slight complication by rescdsk · · Score: 4, Funny

    What about laptops?

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    1. Re:Slight complication by BerkeleyDude · · Score: 5, Funny

      Jst tae ot the eyboad, and wash it sepaately.

      Bt caefl, thogh - the keys may fall ot, so it's easy to lose them. :(

    2. Re:Slight complication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if this technique works, I don't see any reason why you couldn't disconnect a keyboard from a laptop and do the same thing. It seems like laptop manufacturers are making it harder and harder to do these days though. Still, it's generally not all that difficult if you're comfortable taking things apart.

    3. Re:Slight complication by Vulva+R.+Thompson,+P · · Score: 2, Funny

      Trust me, it works great! Just put the whole unit (don't forget the power supply and bag) on the top shelf and be sure to use extra soap in the dispenser.

      Give it a try tonight and let us know how it worked out.

    4. Re:Slight complication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I left my laptop outside, on during a pretty bad storm cause I got distracted... I took a poo poo in my pants when I realized what I did, ran and grabbed the laptop, took it apart, and let it air dry. (The laptop was open, the rain went straight into the keyboard cracks, the motherboard was soaked).... I decided I should take it apart and let it air dry, I left it for about 48 hours in pieces, put it back together, worked better then before! (the wireless antenna wasn't in right before and by taking it apart and putting it back in fixed the wireless)

      I was shocked. Its been about 2 years since I did that... no problems with the laptop ever since. I wasn't really thinking about it at the time, but I guess that ended up giving it a good cleaning! ;)

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    5. Re:Slight complication by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Put it on "delicate".

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    6. Re:Slight complication by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Moral of the story: Always wash your brand new laptop throughly before use.

    7. Re:Slight complication by feedmetrolls · · Score: 0

      Didn't work for me. Now I'm missing the 'any' key.

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    8. Re:Slight complication by ezHiker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One time I spilled beer into my laptop. The keys and mouse started behaving strangely, of course. After cursing profusely at myself, I took the laptop and placed it upside down on top of my my air conditioning unit outside with the keyboard facing the fan for about an hour. Worked perfectly after that...

    9. Re:Slight complication by K8Fan · · Score: 1

      What about laptops?

      They're fine. The girlfriend of a friend spilled a full cup of coffee on her laptop. I was called immediately, and told them to yank the battery immediately. They brought the laptop over, I took it apart, and ran all the parts other than the display through the dishwasher. After making sure everything was dry (especially blowing air under all the components on the motherboard). It went back together, worked and continues working to this day.

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    10. Re:Slight complication by deniable · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just don't try cleaning them out with a high powered vacuum. You'll be pulling keys out of the bag. It's fun to watch if it's someone else, though.

    11. Re:Slight complication by femtoguy · · Score: 1

      Seriously, the best product I have found for this is Clorox Anywhere. It is just basically bottled pool water. It is 90+% effective at killing bacteria, but mail enough that it doesn't damage anything (I have drunk a lot of pool water over the years, and it hasn't hurt me yet)(or maybe it has, I am posing to slashdot). I keep a bottle near my computer, and spray it once a week or so to keep it clean.

    12. Re:Slight complication by stiller · · Score: 1

      I've had mixed results with my powerbook. It works best with the delicate or wool program. Just stay away from the tumble dryer and steam cleaning.

  9. Easier Solution... by mabba18 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wash you damn hands!


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    1. Re:Easier Solution... by cadu · · Score: 2, Informative


      This would have no effect at all, nasty keyboards are caused by the food that falls on the keyboard.

    2. Re:Easier Solution... by Khyber · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or in some cases, stray bits of marijuana and tobacco and ashes and dead skin cells and... (you get the point)

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    3. Re:Easier Solution... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "Wash you damn hands!"

      The 'simple solution!' trick to earn positive moderation only works if your simple solution actually addresses the problem at hand.

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    4. Re:Easier Solution... by bestalexguy · · Score: 1

      If you bother dishwashing your keyboard you should probably be wearing gloves 50% of the time for sanitary reasons. I guess compressed air & alcohol on the parts touched by fingers would nicely do.

    5. Re:Easier Solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NEVER!!

  10. Dunno by artem69 · · Score: 1

    I would not recommend putting your peripheral in a dishwasher. Not as dangerous as sticking it into a vacuum cleaner hose, but no fun nevertheless.

  11. Mostly pointless by dedazo · · Score: 1
    I know this is intended to be partly funny, but unless you have a > $30 keyboard, and very few people do, this is pointless. Keyboards are disposable nowadays. I go through two of the cheapo HP/Dell ones that overflow the bins at company's parts warehouse every year. As soon as they get a little grimy or the feedback response starts fading (I like mine springy, but quiet), to the trash it is.

    I can see something like this with a IBM Model M or a Unicomp customizer or a happy hacking keyboard, but most people probably are just better off getting another one.

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    1. Re:Mostly pointless by evanbd · · Score: 1

      Maybe you don't mind throwing out $20 worth of hardware every year or more, but as for me, if all I have to do is toss it in the dishwasher, I'll save the money and spend it on something else.

    2. Re:Mostly pointless by dedazo · · Score: 1
      Most keyboards that ship with PCs these days cost about $5, if that. The "higher end" ones must be no more than $10-15. Have you seen the ones that ship with the new HP boxes? They're basically a laptop keyboard with a numeric pad and the "special" keys on top. Tiny and fragile, and they can't be tilted. Talk about saving money. Those things can't be more than $5 in bulk.

      If you went out and bought a keyboard you like, then by all means wash it and stuff. In my experience most people use whatever came with their PCs until the machine is replaced.

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    3. Re:Mostly pointless by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Those things can't be more than $5 in bulk.

      Not only that, but it's pretty easy to find keyboards at Fry's or Microcenter for $5 or less retail.

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    4. Re:Mostly pointless by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Keyboards are disposable nowadays.


      Not so much; I like keyboards with additional function keys and where the INS/HOME/PGUP/DEL/END/PGDN block is horizontally oriented, but so many new keyboards place that block in a vertical orientation. I HATE that layout. Hate it. I love my Kensington Pilotboard multimedia keyboard and if it breaks I'll fix it or send it to Kensington for repair. Good keyboards are hard to come by, and I HATE changing keyboards because the change in feel brings down my typing speed and introduces errors.
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    5. Re:Mostly pointless by TheLink · · Score: 1

      The cheap ones are about USD2.60 here retail.

      http://computerwar.com.my/default.aspx?DepartmentI D=20&DepartmentIndex=13&CategoryID=43&CategoryInde x=0

      Google says:
      http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&safe=of f&q=9+malaysian+currency+in+us+dollars&meta=

      But I guess getting a pair (so you can use one while the other dries) and washing one every now and then would still be cheaper than replacing keyboards just to get a clean one.

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    6. Re:Mostly pointless by drsquare · · Score: 1

      I like my keyboard and am used to it. If I buy a new one, it might have keys all in the wrong places, or those soft mushy keys. My current one is a known quantity, I've had it for years and it's an inch thick in grime.

  12. Pop the damn keys off!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really just pop the keys off and wash them, you might want to take a pic of your layout so you can put back together easily.

    1. Re:Pop the damn keys off!! by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      Really just pop the keys off and wash them

      I did this with a Microsoft Natural Multimedia keyboard, which has a bunch of funky shaped keys. I closed them up in a silverware basket. It worked great, and they all came out spotless. However, like most projects, it took about 5X the amount of time that I originally expected. 104 keys ends up being a lot more than it seems. I'm not sure that I'd bother going through that effort again; I'll probably just try poking around with some Q-tips next time.

      One thing I learned: pay close attention to the exact arrangement of the metal wire clips that keep the long keys level. If you don't, it can be a real puzzle getting them all back in their correct spots.

    2. Re:Pop the damn keys off!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I killed a keyboard this way, just washed it manually in a sink of warm soapy water & dried it. Even after weeks of drying it would no longer work :(

    3. Re:Pop the damn keys off!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a keyboard, after already frying it, further drying fixed does not make

  13. No, but.. by calebt3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    seeing as my keyboard is a bit attached to my laptop, most people in my situation probably would not.

    1. Re:No, but.. by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

      Most laptop keyboards are removable if you do minor disassembly.

      I clean mine after I've taken it out of the housing. Never tried to wash it though...

    2. Re:No, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, no disassembly is minor on my warrantied $2K laptop!

    3. Re:No, but.. by kazade84 · · Score: 3, Funny

      A guy in a high street computer shop once told me about a phone call he had received from a customer. They said that they had spilled some sticky drink over their boss's keyboard while he/she was away and they asked if there was anything they could do about it. He suggested that they wash it under the tap and leave it to dry for a day or two then it will be fine....

      ... a week later the computer guy got another phone call, this time it was the boss asking why in the world he had suggested that his employee washed his laptop under the tap!

    4. Re:No, but.. by jamesh · · Score: 1

      My laptop had an unfortunate incident with a bowl of golden syrup dumplings.

      I took the keyboard out, washed it under the tap for a few minutes, sat it on the drainer for half an hour, and it was as good as new!

      One of the mouse buttons (on the laptop) was a bit funny for a while, but as the syrup dried out it eventually crumbled away and hasn't been a problem since.

    5. Re:No, but.. by fmobus · · Score: 1

      I have a perfect solution for you: http://youtube.com/watch?v=k55TMkZaoqs

    6. Re:No, but.. by HouseArrest420 · · Score: 1
      Even still. Laptops would be able to have this done the same way that any electronics would. Case in point:

      I was stationed in okinawa japan on camp hansen. Now camp hansen has....nothing worth doing. So we'd all go and get piss faced at Gate 2 street. On one of these outings my freind thought it would be such a great idea to bring his laptop to the strip clubs. Mind you electronics + table + liqour + naked dancing girl = trouble. And yep, you guessed it, the chick kicked over his glass of southern comfort, and all of that fruitfully delicious nectur spilled onto his laptop. Being the master of the obvious I am, I screamed at him while he was trying to trun it on, and then I snatched the battery when he wouldn't listen. He (being overly drunk) was pissed she had desstroyed his laptop and he was going to throw it out when I asked if I could use it for parts ;). Yup Yup, that night I opened the laptop up and flipped it upside down on the rack (bed) and put one of those swivel fans to it. The next morning I woke up and checked my email on my "refurbished" (lol) laptop.

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  14. A Week??? by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    and air dried the keyboard for a week afterwards

    A week? That's probably more fossil fuels consumed than a new keyboard would be.

    1. Re:A Week??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you think "air dried" means?

    2. Re:A Week??? by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Air dried = Let sit out. Zero fossil fuels burned =)

    3. Re:A Week??? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      What do you think "air dried" means?

      If they meant "sit out to dry", then they should have said "sit out to dry". That is how it's supposed to be stated. My washing machine has an "air dry" option, meaning a fan blows warm air around. In other words, the term is overloaded.

    4. Re:A Week??? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      If they meant "sit out to dry", then they should have said "sit out to dry".

      Why? Air dry is a perfectly acceptable term. It means "dry in the air" as opposed to using a towel or a mechanical dryer.

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    5. Re:A Week??? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I have to disagree. My dishwasher's knobs contradict that.

    6. Re:A Week??? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Your dishwasher is wrong.

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    7. Re:A Week??? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Your dishwasher is wrong.

      Watchit, The Maytag man is a mobster...

    8. Re:A Week??? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Hello? No, I didn't order a repair man... hey, what are you doing with that wrench? That... that's not dishwasher safe! Aaaaarrrrrrgh!

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    9. Re:A Week??? by cheater512 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, Global Warming dries it out. :)

    10. Re:A Week??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      huh? my dishwasher has air dry or heat dry... i'll leave it up to you to determine which uses energy.

  15. Mine is Dishwasher Safe by chubs730 · · Score: 1

    The keyboard I use on a daily basis is dishwasher safe, it's one of those flexible silicon ones. Many find it uncomfortable or hard to get used to , but after becoming accustomed to the little amount of feedback, I'm quite satisfied with it. Search flexible keyboards on ebay or somesuch if you want one yourself.

  16. Washing the Coca-Cola Out by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

    I once used water to rinse the Coke out of the keyboard of one of my coworkers, figuring that there was nothing to lose. It worked--once the thing dried out, which took days. This makes me think that using a dishwasher is perfectly feasible and that getting it good and dry before attempting to use it is the key.

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  17. What about the environment? by Blahbooboo3 · · Score: 1

    Way to think about the environment!

  18. toilet-seat comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, in the wide range of bacteria-infested areas, toilet seats are remarkably clean. Handles in bathrooms are where bacteria really grow... so saying that a keyboard harbors more than a toilet seat doesn't really say much. How 'bad' do they really get?

    1. Re:toilet-seat comparison by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I'm not surprised. Toilet seats are usually made from non-porous materials, and are often cleaned with bleach, which means there's not a lot for the bacteria to feed on.

    2. Re:toilet-seat comparison by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      they also dont get much germs on them in the first place - urine is sterile and ass-cheeks dont tend to come into contact with anything other than your underwear so unless you're crapping all over your toilet the seat is probably an order of magnitude cleaner than anything you touch with your hands.

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  19. oh the irony by notanatheist · · Score: 1

    Just discussing the same thing earlier with someone. Mechanical keyboards typically fair better than membrane keyboards for the dishwasher. The Keytronics I through in and let dry for a few days ending up half working. All the letters worked but special keys like Shift, Ctrl, Alt, Etc didn't. Would have been adequate for most Slashdot posters.
    If it's a cheap membrane keyboard just send to the recycling center.

    1. Re:oh the irony by prandal · · Score: 4, Funny

      All the letters worked but special keys like Shift, Ctrl, Alt, Etc didn't. Where's the Etc key?
    2. Re:oh the irony by wfberg · · Score: 1

      All the letters worked but special keys like Shift, Ctrl, Alt, Etc didn't.

      Where's the Etc key?


      My uncle has a keyboard (sorry, no pic) that has a keycap that says "unused".
      If you press it, it turns out to function as a back-slash.

      They should've just captioned it "any".

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    3. Re:oh the irony by crazyvas · · Score: 1

      It's right next to the "Any" key. Duh.

    4. Re:oh the irony by dfries · · Score: 1

      Mechanical keyboards typically fair better than membrane keyboards for the dishwasher. The Keytronics I through in and let dry for a few days ending up half working.

      You did first take the membrane and electronics out right? I just put the plastic face and keys (they do a good job of staying together) in the dishwasher and have never had a problem.

  20. Did it many MANY times. by really? · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Not the dishwasher route though. I put them in the sink and wash them well; I usually use "Simple Green" as a detergent.

    Shake well, or run a shop-vac over them after cleaning, and put them in a warm place with decent air circulation for the weekend. On Monday plug in, turn computer on ... NEVER one problem.

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    1. Re:Did it many MANY times. by really? · · Score: 1

      Forgot to mention, I do that with wireless keyboards as well. Again, problem free, as long as they are dry before reinserting the batteries.

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    2. Re:Did it many MANY times. by ralfg33k · · Score: 4, Funny

      I just lick mine clean.....kinda like the family cat. Sometimes the cat and I take turns licking the mouse, too. Never got sick, though I did get a second taste of some cashew chicken from last month. Mmmmmmm.

    3. Re:Did it many MANY times. by stoicfaux · · Score: 1

      I squirt mine down with Windex and then soak it in the tub with hot water. I also pop the keys off to clean the gunk out (cat hair.) Give it a day or two to dry in the sun and it's fine.

    4. Re:Did it many MANY times. by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Sooo... when this product hits the market with a patent pending on it. Who is gonna show up and claim prior art? :)

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  21. Better disinfectant : ethanol or propanol by digitalderbs · · Score: 1

    I rinse my keyboard with 200 proof Ethanol and let it try for an hour or so. Propanol is easily accessible and would work too. Soap is conductive, as another poster pointed out. Besides, who has a week to let their 30 dollar keyboard dry?

    1. Re:Better disinfectant : ethanol or propanol by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Better question: Why are you wasting 200 proof Ethanol on a $30 keyboard?

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    2. Re:Better disinfectant : ethanol or propanol by digitalderbs · · Score: 1

      To answer you question :

      1. 200 proof isn't that expensive, and we get it at a fraction of that cost. Denatured would be cheaper.

      2. no more than 10-20ml is needed. (half a dollar's worth).

      3. using ethanol as a disinfenctant is common practice in microbiological labs (my workplace). Typically, 70% diluted with ddH2O is used, but I'm a bit lazy.

      4. propanol (rubbing alcohol, isopropanol) is a household disinfectant that can be picked up at Duane Reade. hope this answers your question.

  22. most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by llZENll · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Studies have shown that keyboards often contain more bacteria than toilet seats."

    Don't you get tired of hearing how things are cleaner than a toilet seat? As proven on Mythbusters, almost everything is dirtier than a toilet seat, the floor, the counter, your mouth, your hands, all contain more bacteria than a toilet seat. So people, stop with the toilet seat analogies, they are meaningless!

    1. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by Moe+Yerca · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obviously you've never seen my toilet seat.

    2. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by rustalot42684 · · Score: 1

      Mythbusters doesn't 'prove' anything... A few uncontrolled experiments isn't good enough. Careful study is need before something is true. Hell, even *gravity* is just a theory.

    3. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So people, stop with the toilet seat analogies, they are meaningless!

      But it is funny when you think of the germ-sissies that populate modern day life assiduously laying toilet paper down on the seat and smugly congratulating themselves for taking two full minutes to wash their hands afterwards, and then not even flinching as they tie the shoes that just walked across the bathroom floor just minutes before, and hike up their pants by the same belt that they lifted their pants with after taking a &$*# on their toilet paper covered seat.

      Washing your hands is a good practice, but we've given it magical properties in this culture when you put it in perspective with what we actually expose ourselves to in everyday life.

    4. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 2, Funny

      As proven on Mythbusters, almost everything is dirtier than a toilet seat

      The fallacy here is that having bacteria does not necessarily make something "dirty" (unhealthy). There's probably more bacteria in my stomach right now that my toilet seat. Does that mean I wouldn't want to get food in my stomach? There's good bacteria, chaotic neutral bacteria, and chaotic evil bacteria.

    5. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by fimbulvetr · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not true! I've seen it leave your apartment when you're gone. It likes to go on a stroll, sometimes even takes the dog out. I wouldn't worry until it starts answering the phone, though.

    6. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by shellbeach · · Score: 3, Funny

      As proven on Mythbusters, almost everything is dirtier than a toilet seat, the floor, the counter, your mouth, your hands, all contain more bacteria than a toilet seat. So people, stop with the toilet seat analogies, they are meaningless! So clearly we should be putting keyboards in toilet seats. Not only would we have better hygiene, but you wouldn't have to stop coding when you need to take a dump ...
    7. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. You're a retard.

    8. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What it really means is that you should clean your keyboard in the toilet, given that it's so clean and all. 2-3 flushes should do.

    9. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "Don't you get tired of hearing how things are cleaner than a toilet seat?"

      Yeah, long ago when I realized that the difference between a kitchen counter and a toilet seat is that a counter doesn't get wiped off by human ass meat 5 times a day.

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    10. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

      A toilet seat answering phone calls? That must be one shitty experience.

    11. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by Jacer · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure third grade science explained Newton's law of Universal Gravitation.

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    12. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by NeMon'ess · · Score: 1

      Mythbusters never said how often their seat gets cleaned and with what kills-all cleanser. At a business, it might be every day, two days, or a week. At home, maybe some people just wipe it off every once in a while with a wad of toilet paper wetted from the sink. Between those scenarios, one seat will probably be much more dirty.

    13. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by cheater512 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah but people dont know that.

      Heck if you told them they had (good) bacteria in their intestines, a lot of people would try to drink Dettol (or similar) and make the world a better place.

    14. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      There might be MORE bacteria on a keyboard, but here's the thing: are they as nasty? Most of the bacteria on your toilet seat probably come from faeces, but on the keyboard (presuming you wash your hands well), they come from... food? Not so bad.

    15. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many libraries of Congress are cleaner than a toilet seat? I, for one, welcome our new bacteria-ridden overlords.

    16. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by fotbr · · Score: 1

      Oh, so it'd be like Embarq's customer service line.

    17. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by Kohath · · Score: 1

      We've all seen it. It's on Google Street View.

    18. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Not true! I've seen it leave your apartment when you're gone. It likes to go on a stroll, sometimes even takes the dog out. I wouldn't worry until it starts answering the phone, though. "

      I guess if it did answer the phone you could call it a real potty mouth.

    19. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way! I don't want to put my nice clean ass on your filthy keyboard!

    20. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pff, I refuse to take a couple of wannabe geeks that yell "LETS DO SIEUNS LOLOLOL~!@!!" seriously.

    21. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by Geekbot · · Score: 1

      You'd have to learn to type with your ass though...

    22. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by BillX · · Score: 1

      Don't do it! I've always been telling my officemate, "you code like my ass". Now it will be true...

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    23. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by ByteMR · · Score: 1

      So I guess that means I'd have to learn to code Poo-rl?

  23. Even worse than dishwashing by necro81 · · Score: 1

    I've had to look into finding a keyboard that could be repeatedly autoclaved (high pressure steam at 250-350 Fahrenheit) so that it could be used in an operating room during surgery. I had limited success with that - you can find different keyboards that are encased in silicone. They become unusable after a handful of cleaning cycles, however. The harder part was finding a pointing device - mouse, trackpad, etc.

    1. Re:Even worse than dishwashing by Atragon · · Score: 1

      3 words my friend:

      Disposable Plastic Covers

    2. Re:Even worse than dishwashing by Desert+Raven · · Score: 1

      Dude, that's what gas sterilization units are for. Not everything that is used in the OR can go through an autoclave. I've been out of the medical field for over 15 years and figured that out in under 5 seconds.

    3. Re:Even worse than dishwashing by speculatrix · · Score: 1

      you can find industrial IP-rated anti-vandal keyboards which are designed for kiosks, fully sealed and therefore could be swabbed with almost any sort of solvent.

  24. I tried this before... by CTalkobt · · Score: 1

    the keyboard came out just fine... But the laptop display didn't come on and the laptop fan didn't show up..

    *Doh* I just read the article... _Regular_ keyboards... :-)

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  25. Common Technique by Pooua · · Score: 1

    I've washed several keyboards over the last decade, and I've known about the dishwasher technique at least that long. I don't actually use my dishwasher, though, because I regard that as a waste of water and power. When I feel like washing a keyboard (which isn't very often), I take the whole thing apart and hose it down, first with water, then w/ some water-displacer, like circuit board cleaner.

    I once had to wash my computer's motherboard, too, after my male cat sprayed it (the case was off, so the motherboard was exposed). I was amazed it worked at all after that, but it kept running for several more months, until the metal contacts began to corrode too badly.

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    1. Re:Common Technique by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      im in ur datacenter
      markin my terratory

  26. Works fine by pboyd2004 · · Score: 1

    Yup, I've done it. Had no issues and I only let mine dry out for about 24 hours, of course I also took the keys off to help it dry faster.

    Of course now I use a wireless keyboard and I'm not willing to try it.

  27. For how long? by Foerstner · · Score: 1

    I've always heard that automatic dishwasher detergent was extremely caustic. Combine that with the presumably delicate traces on the circuit board that underlies a keyboard, and what happens after a few weeks?

    No really, what happens? What happens if you do this two or three times? Inquiring minds want to know.

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  28. At my university by debile · · Score: 5, Informative

    At my university (Sherbrooke) we work late, drink coffee and eat things like chips or our diner in front of the computer. Keyboards get dirty quickly because the security guards cannot enforce the law.

    What IT does to clean the keyboard is much the same but probably less damaging. The have a big plastic box they fill full of water. They just immerse the keyboards for a few hours, lt them dry for 72 hres.

    Everything is clean and they don't brake often with this method.

    1. Re:At my university by shellbeach · · Score: 2, Funny

      Everything is clean and they don't brake often with this method. Yeah, there's nothing worse than the keyboard in front of you braking all the time ...

    2. Re:At my university by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean there's a *law* about that where you study?

    3. Re:At my university by gsslay · · Score: 1
      Everything is clean and they don't brake often with this method.


      It depends at what speed they're travelling at at the time.



      Ahhh, I slay myself.

  29. Turns out F6 does have a use after all. by Plug · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Good point about F6. It hasn't even been loved enough to be given a Function function on my Thinkpad T60.

    Turns out it moves between focusable frames in Windows, and in Firefox, can be used to focus on the task bar - and hit again to focus on the page! Useful, yet unloved.

    Someone needs to start a F6 fanclub. That key will get a complex.

    1. Re:Turns out F6 does have a use after all. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Bah

      F6 is just an F7 wannabe.

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    2. Re:Turns out F6 does have a use after all. by PygmyShrew · · Score: 0

      In the animation I'm working on using a program called Celaction, F6 is indispensable. It's the Algorithm key, used to produce tweening. This has given rise to a slang term to describe animating something in a rough and ready way... "Just F6 it"

      Also in Flash F6 adds a keyframe to the timeline, so again is indispensable. In fact it's one of the keys along with F5, Ctrl, Alt, Shift and Space which I use most. You can easily recognise me as the guy with the left hand fused into the "animator's claw"!

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  30. It might work out... by flar2 · · Score: 1

    About three years ago I found an decent athlon box on the side of the road. It had rained the night before so it was all wet. I let it dry for a week, turning it every day to make sure all the water drained out. When I was sure it was dry, I fired it up and it worked perfectly. It became my mythtv box for over a year. After I retired it, its various parts found their way into cheap computers I built for students, still in use. Most computer parts will withstand water as long as there's no electricity around to short thing out. I was surprised the hard drive still worked, it must have been sheltered enough from the water that it didn't rust.

    1. Re:It might work out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of the moving parts in a hard-drive are sealed up in an air-tight case. Water will only affect the electronics on the outside.

    2. Re:It might work out... by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      They're actually not usually air-tight- there's usually at least one small hole with a silica pouch and/or filter behind it.

  31. I've done it many times. by basotl · · Score: 1

    I've done this many times.

    In fact I inherited a dozen keyboards once and they were all a mess. Tossed 'em in my dishwasher and dried on my drier rack for 24 hours. They all worked perfectly. Real easy and hardly any work. I then used them on some budget system builds for people. They still work a year later.

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  32. Model M by billh · · Score: 1

    The Model M is dishwasher safe, at least so far. I have put two of mine in the dishwasher. No soap, top rack, air dry for a few days. Put the keycaps in the silverware holder.

    I thought it was a joke when I first heard it, but I had a keyboard that was in bad enough shape to risk. I now use that keyboard at work. The second one I use at home, and it is due for another dishwasher cycle soon.

    1. Re:Model M by Oswald · · Score: 1
      Well, I was about to say that I would never do such a thing to my precious Model M. Even after reading your post I'm still not anxious to try it.

      Does it really get clean without soap?

    2. Re:Model M by HBI · · Score: 1

      I had better luck with mine with the following methodology:

      1: disassemble using a 7/32 long stem nut driver. You'll pay a few bucks for this but it's worth it.
      2: put the upper and lower key caps, and shell in the dishwasher.
      3: clean the base that the mechanical key switches are mounted on using alcohol + q-tips
      4: Reassemble when the stuff is all dry.

      Quick, easy, works like a charm, no risk of damage to the keyboard itself.

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    3. Re:Model M by billh · · Score: 1

      It did get very clean. Very long, hot cycle, but no drying.

      But I also have spares in case I killed it.

    4. Re:Model M by GiMP · · Score: 1

      No rusting of the springs when put in the dishwasher? I agree that the model m is easy enough to take apart and clean with the proper amount of patience, shouldn't be any need to throw it in the dishwasher.

  33. Model M, Laundry Bag by spacemky · · Score: 1

    I use the old clickity IBM model M keyboards, and I just pop off all the key caps and wash them in a garment bag with the rest of the laundry. Nice, white and beautiful when they come out. I've also done this with MS Natural keyboards. Works like a charm. Make sure to lay the keys upside down to dry.

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  34. The whole keyboard? by ktakki · · Score: 0

    I've heard of people popping the keycaps and washing those in a dishwasher, but not the whole keyboard as a unit. As mentioned elsewhere, the soap is conductive, and I have no doubt that even if you didn't add soap you'd still have some soapy residue in the dishwasher. Not to mention that the minerals in tap water are conductive, too.

    I've also resurrected electronic equipment that was involved in a flood. We had to immerse the gear (MIDI keyboards and guitar pedals) in distilled water and then dry them off with hair dryers. At best, we had a 50% revival rate.

    Pop the keytops and run them through a dishwasher. Better yet, pop the keys and wipe them with Windex Wipes. Blow out the keyboard with compressed air. It's how I've kept the IBM Model M I'm typing on clean and working well since 1993.

    If anyone tells you otherwise theZ1058sg d gh$$%*@&Yg s96#(HA)G*DS HJ

    k.

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  35. Cleaning works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most electronics can take a good washing. Water and electricity dont work well though so make sure its dry before you put it back to use. Anecdote: A friend of mine was working on his rig and left it on its side with the side panel off. His cat decided that it was similar enough to a litter box. Subsequently cat urine made the machine not boot. Very carefully the motherboard and video card were washed, without soap, in the sink and left over the electric heater for a week to dry. The machine was reassembled and the box is still in use today.

    Do to possible legal action:
    Yours truly,
    Anonymous Coward

  36. Yes, mostly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best advice is to disassemble the keyboard before running it through the dishwaher.

    You don't need to remove all the keys, you just want to pull out the membranes and the circuit boards. Not because they'll get damaged, but because they're the parts that take forever to dry.

    If you don't trust your keyboard not to melt in the dishwasher (and some plastics will, even without the drying cycle), you can fill a bucket with hot water and some automatic dishwasher detergent, pop off the key caps and plastic parts, swish them around and they'll come out spotless. Then it's just a matter of rinsing, drying and reassembling.

    If you do run your keyboard through the dishwasher, you should pop off some of the larger keys (shift, enter, spacebar, etc) and reapply a dab of grease to the ends of the little metal clips that hold them level.

  37. Model M by Llynix · · Score: 1, Informative

    I thankfully did. I can attest that these are somewhat dishwasher safe, however with the rugged yet semi-modular design it isn't exactly necessary. With some patience and soap and water you can take it apart and get it fairly squeaky clean.

    I also feel obligated to make a shout out to http://www.clickykeyboards.com/ I'm not affiliated with them or anything, but when I emailed to complain about ordering key caps for a couple of keys I'm missing because they require minimum orders they said to just mail them a self addressed envelope.

    So if your considering buying what is hands down the best made, most rugged, best and loudest keyboard on the planet please consider them.

  38. Formula 409 by blavallee · · Score: 1

    Back when key caps could be removed with out damaging the spring mechanism...
    I found that soaking the key caps in 409 and water would remove any finger crud.

    While the key caps are off, tap and shake out the (INSERT FAVORITE SNACK) seasonings and give the other surfaces a quick wipe down.
    The key caps dry in about an hour. Hopefully you know the layout of your keyboard when putting the key caps back on.

    With later model keyboards I use 409 and cotton swabs to go after all accessible surfaces.

  39. Would I do this to my peripheral?? by HydroPhonic · · Score: 2, Funny

    An emphatic yes, given what else I'd do to my peripheral!

    1. Re:Would I do this to my peripheral?? by Xiph · · Score: 3, Informative

      i've done this plenty of times, to several different keyboards (ps2, usb, whatnot)

      my brother does it. as long as you rinse it properly to get rid of the soap,
      and then give it some time to dry, it'll be fine.

      some keyboards are based on several layers of transperent sheets for connecting the keys.
      if that's the case, it's an advantage to seperate the layers slightly, to get more air through.

      This doesn't only apply to keyboards, but to all electronics,
      you can wash them if you remember to rinse them, and give them time to dry.
      Also, never do it with a battery still attached, it's the electricity AND the stuff OTHER than water that kills the electronics.

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    2. Re:Would I do this to my peripheral?? by B'Trey · · Score: 4, Informative

      This doesn't only apply to keyboards, but to all electronics, you can wash them if you remember to rinse them, and give them time to dry.

      This is largely true. I'm a retired US Navy Electronic Technician and we used to have a dishwasher in the shop solely for washing electronic circuit boards taken from electronic test equipment. Most equipment is not harmed by exposure to water IF there's no electricity applied. That being said, take care and use common sense, especially if you're dealing with an entire piece of gear and not just a circuit board that's been removed from the equipment. In addition to batteries (and that includes small one's like computer CMOS batteries, which are sometimes soldered to the circuit board), be aware of speakers and other components which can be damaged by water. Some equipment may contain ferrous materials, which will rust or corrode. If you're comfortable with disassembling the equipment, it'll sometimes help both the cleaning and the drying. Even if you don't want to disassemble it completely, it might be advantageous to take the outer casing or shell off the gear after washing to aide in drying. (Be careful not to partially disassemble before washing if there are small or loosely installed parts that can be dislodged by the spraying water.) A heat lamp or bright sunshine will also speed drying, as will a fan. You can even place some boards in an oven at low temperatures. Again, use common sense! A strong heat lamp placed too close to the item or a hot oven can melt or deform some plastics. A couple of hours in the sun doesn't guarantee that all the water is evaporated from all the little nooks and crannies.

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    3. Re:Would I do this to my peripheral?? by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      Any technician that has worked in an arcade/restaurant setting (Showbiz Pizza type) can attest that the dishwasher is the best thing to clean off Coke stains from PCBs.

      Drop it in the dishwasher, take it to the bathroom for a quick air dry from the hand dryer, good as new.

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    4. Re:Would I do this to my peripheral?? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't think I'm the first knucklehead (I hope), who's dropped his cellphone in the toilet. You know, One minute it's in a shirt-pocket and the next...splash.

      My neighbor, who's a retired US Navy communications guy and possibly an ex-spook, convinced me not to either put it into an autoclave or throw the (rather nice) phone away.

      So, a couple days later, he gives the phone back to me and it's working perfectly. Same battery, everything. He told me later that he'd simply disassembled the phone, hit it with his wife's blowdryer and a sun lamp and voila! He started telling me stories of electronics that had been rescued from much worse than just a dunking in a loo.

      Even though there was nothing but water in the toilet when the phone fell in, I had a slight hesitation putting it to my ear for a week or so, but it worked just fine.

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    5. Re:Would I do this to my peripheral?? by B'Trey · · Score: 1

      Nope, not the first by a long shot. I had mine on my belt and was wearing a jacket. I was standing there, finished my business, and hit the flush lever. Then I pulled up the waistband of my jacket to zip up. When I lifted the jacket, it pulled the phone up with it and off the belt. It fell into the toilet as it was flushing. Without thinking, I reached down and grabbed for the phone. I managed to get it with my thumb and index finger but it was almost completely out of sight. I held on for the next few seconds until it quit flushing, then it took me two or three minutes to drag it back out of the hole into which it was rather tightly wedged. I took it home, opened it up and doused it with hand sanitizer, then let it dry for a couple of days and tried it. The phone worked but the display was a mad wash of colors, rather like when you press down on an LCD. I turned it back off and waited a couple more days to try again. This time, the display was fine. That was over two years ago and the phone is still in use today. Even the battery.

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    6. Re:Would I do this to my peripheral?? by chazbet · · Score: 1

      That said, I can vouch for a cell phone surviving going through a washing-machine cycle. (I forgot is was in my cargo pants pocket). The numeric keypad still worked OK; the directional keypad for the menu was a little funky but usable.

    7. Re:Would I do this to my peripheral?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think I'm the first knucklehead (I hope), who's dropped his cellphone in the toilet. You know, One minute it's in a shirt-pocket and the next...splash....

      My friend accidentally left his PDA (yes they used to make those, I think they were a predecessor to the Blackberries) in his jeans and washed and dried them both. (I don't even understand how men can dry jeans and they don't lose leg length, but this guy dried a PDA!) It had to be backed up but worked fine later on. I don't even think he bothered with taking out any components because he was so sure it was a goner until someone urged him to try it.

      I would think that makes him a bigger goof for forgetting it in the pants and washing/drying it than having butterfingers in your case.

      Autoclave eh? I always liked the Office Space method of disposal. I suppose you don't get many swings of a bat off on a cellphone though.
    8. Re:Would I do this to my peripheral?? by daskinil · · Score: 1

      I could you beat- I did this with my laptop... just to prove it could be done Of course i didn't use soap- that would ruin the LCD Everything turned out fine, although i think my screen was a little brighter before =P

    9. Re:Would I do this to my peripheral?? by cecille · · Score: 1

      Jumped in the lake with my phone just the other day. The phone itself seems to be working fine now that it's dry, but the backlight is spotty at best (sometimes it works, other times I can't see a thing), and the camera appears to be shot. I'll probably need a new phone.

      On the other hand, my last phone (the indestructo-phone) got washed twice with the laundry plus dropped and run over. I was running across the street and my cell phone must have fallen out of my pocket because 10 mintues later when I got home it was gone. Traced my path back a bit and found it in a puddle, in the middle of the street literally getting run over by cars. Waited until the light changed, went and picked it up. Three days later it was working fine again, just a few rocks stuck into the plastic casing from the cars. Now THAT was a phone. These new-fangled electronics are too delicate for my clumsy self. All the cool new phones these days look like they will break in a strong wind. I need a waterproof phone. (And I know they make them, but stupid Canadian carriers won't support them)

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  40. We have nothing to fear but fear itself by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Would you ever do this to your peripheral?"

    Nope. But then I don't share the [seemingly] common pathological fear of bacteria that's been created in the last decade or so.

    1. Re:We have nothing to fear but fear itself by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "But then I don't share the [seemingly] common pathological fear of bacteria that's been created in the last decade or so."

      Microbes, shmicrobes; I'm apparently a swarthy, greasy bastard and it's only a mater of time before the home keys and the wrist rests on my keyboards get smooth from the god-knows-what my skin excretes. And no, I don't eat potato chips at my keyboard, and when I do eat I go so far as to drape a napkin over the keyboard and type through it to keep the keyboard clean.

      So I either figure out how to wash my natural geek gunk off my inputs without breaking out abrasive pads, or I start getting into the habit of dipping my hands into isopropanol before touching one.

    2. Re:We have nothing to fear but fear itself by Kohath · · Score: 5, Funny

      I agree. In fact, I am internally equipped with various defenses to fight and defeat those evil bacteria. The bacteria on my keyboard was probably originally attached to me anyway.

      After I use someone else's keyboard, I wash my hands. Maybe I should write an Ask Slashdot topic:

      "I recently discovered it was possible to wash my hands. After looking up various hygiene-related articles (link to Wikipedia) I found out that hand-washing has been associated with greatly-lessened likelihoods of getting sick. And disease outbreaks have been shown to be limited among populations of folks who wash their hands. Finally, after I heard that Al Gore washes his hands (link to Al Gore), I started doing it myself. Has anyone else tried this? Where do you wash them? Do you live near a fast-moving river where you can wash them? I wash mine in the toilet, but I'm starting to think that's not helping as much as the online articles suggest. There are other fixtures in my bathroom, but I don't know what they do. Has anyone ever tried using these other fixtures?"

    3. Re:We have nothing to fear but fear itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, your just dirty then, Right?

    4. Re:We have nothing to fear but fear itself by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      I've seen detailed instructions in some bathrooms on how to wash hands after "using the facilities". Apparently, you're supposed to wash your hands ("vigorously" for some arbitrarily-determined period of seconds), leave the sink's faucet running, dry the hands with paper towels and then use the paper towels as a shield to turn off the faucet/flush the toilet.

      Personally, I just prefer to not piss and/or shit all over my hands when going poopy or pee-pee.

    5. Re:We have nothing to fear but fear itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I just prefer to not piss and/or shit all over my hands when going poopy or pee-pee. You're not taking those precautions because of actions you take but the actions of all others using the same facilities.

      After many years of going for a piss, my observations of sink behaviour in public toilets lead to the ability to categorise guys into 3 types.

      Those that go nowhere near the sink.
      Those that believe 0.5s time under running water eradicates all known bacteria.
      Those that understand what the soap dispenser is for.
    6. Re:We have nothing to fear but fear itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I run under water for 0.5 seconds, but it's not to get rid of bacteria. I'm perfectly aware it's not going to get rid of bacteria. It's to rinse off anything I actually care about having on my hands.

      You have bacteria on your hands, get over it. They aren't going to kill you.

    7. Re:We have nothing to fear but fear itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sometimes do 1, 2, or 3. There is a 4th type(not me), people who don't even flush the toilet.

  41. I have an Omni Key 101 by Ikester8 · · Score: 1

    ...so no way in hell!

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    1. Re:I have an Omni Key 101 by kb0hae · · Score: 1

      Hi. I use clorox disenfectent wipes, and/or cleaning swabs with alcohol to clean my keyboards and mice. Cleans and kills the bacteria at the same time. I have also used alcohol wipes, and they work well also. I suggest making sure that you power down the computer and disconnect the keyboard and/or mouse, or with a wireless device, remove the batteries. Just in case some fluid should drip into the switches. Usually these will dry in a few minutes, and i try to take care not to use so much alcohol that it will drip down inside. I have in the past removed the key caps, but since not all keyboards are quite the same, a few keys may get put back in the wrong places.

  42. not anymore by kimvette · · Score: 1

    " dishwasher-safe keyboards are now available."

    Thanks to slashdot, not anymore!

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  43. Subject by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with prying your keys off, tossing them in a net bag and throwing the whole bundle in the washer? That's what I did, when we had a dish washer.

    Bonus points for getting the keys back where they belong.

  44. coffee stains! by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

    Last week I washed my cupholder to get rid of the coffee stains. It's been air drying for the last week, and I can't wait to use it again!

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  45. Formula 409, a brush, and paper towels by MagusAptus · · Score: 1

    I've done this for years, works great, no risk to the keyboard:

    A couple of sprays (mist, not stream) of Formula 409 on the keyboard (I've found Formula 409 works the best). Let the cleaner sit for a 30 seconds to a minute or so. Then take a brush like you'd use to clean your fingernails (short, hard bristles) and use it to scrub the keys, being sure to get in-between them. Then wipe up the mess with paper towels, being sure to get as much of the cleaner out as possible. Repeat process as needed (I've had some keyboards take 3 or more tries to get really clean).

  46. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by qbwiz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ae keboas ishashe safe?

    o.

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  47. ...Back in high school 10 years ago... by NNland · · Score: 1

    I knew a girl that had younger siblings whose favorite passtime was dumping juice into the keyboard. Or at least that is what she claimed. She would take the juicy keyboard, hose it down in the shower, then let it dry in front of a fan overnight.

    From what I understand, she did it more than a dozen times by the time I heard about it. If it works, it works.

    1. Re:...Back in high school 10 years ago... by laffer1 · · Score: 1

      I've had mixed results with the shower approach. It worked perfectly on an Apple Pro keyboard from 2002 that had coffee and juice dumped on it. It would not work before it was washed and worked perfectly afterward. It took about a week to dry. However, I had a 3 week old Apple keyboard (new style with white keys and smaller than the older apple pros) have coffee dumped on it and it "died" after the wash treatment. Not a single key would work. Its possible the coffee got to something interesting before the wash job.

      I only do this as a last resort now. With PC keyboards, I just buy a new one. Mac keyboards used to be expensive. My wife learned to watch out for coffee near keyboards after she couldn't use her Mac for a week. She had to use my lowly PC to play WoW.

    2. Re:...Back in high school 10 years ago... by NNland · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I just haven't ever had the problem. I'm apparently not clumsy enough.

  48. Water = Fine for Electronics by SydShamino · · Score: 1

    Indeed. Until a few years ago, my company (a producer of electronic test and measurement equipment) washed every circuit board we made, just after they were assembled. This was with de-ionized water, and was used to clean the flux off the boards.

    We only stopped because using no-clean flux and skipping the wash is cheaper.

    Using de-i water might be better, but I've gotten electronics completely drenched before without a problem (car stereo soaked in a rain, digital camera underwater for several hours). In all cases, just making sure they are completely dry before being powered is fine. (Make sure you take the batteries out so asap!)

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    1. Re:Water = Fine for Electronics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) If there is no power, there is no electricity. No electricity, nothing to conduct.
      2) De-ionized water doesn't conduct, because it is ... wait for it ... de-ionized. Tap water is not de-ionized.

    2. Re:Water = Fine for Electronics by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      Underwater is fine if it is freshwater. This one guy dropped his Canon 20D in a tidal pool. A tiny bit of saltwater seeped into one corner and corroded a quarter of the electronics in the camera, even after he rinsed it in freshwater. He took it apart and posted pictures on pbase.

  49. it wrks by friend.ac · · Score: 1

    Jst pt my kebord n the wshmacine nd it ddnt wrk :(

  50. I do it once a month by borcharc · · Score: 1

    I have IBM type M's and pop one in the dishwasher every month. After about a week sitting in the basement they are dry, ready to use, and look brand new. I have done this for the last 10+ years and never had a issue. Just put the keyboard in facing down and use the cool dry cycle with regular liquid detergent. Works great. I have also done this with non-buckling spring keyboards with good results (new cheep ones.)

  51. welcome the bacteria overlords by bl8n8r · · Score: 1

    The resistances your immune system is building up from eating off the keyboard may save you some day.

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  52. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by rhyno46 · · Score: 1

    Why not just use a can of Lysol?

  53. IBM Keyboards are forever! by FlyingGuy · · Score: 1

    Well at least they used to be...

    I have my 12 function key Model M and my original IBM-PC ( 10 function keys up the side in two rows ) and they are both still the in great shape. The model M has had just about everything spilled in it, from Coke, Coffee, Beer, Jack Daniels, hell I even spunked all over the damn thing once ( pre-internet ) with an actual female participant! Its been through the dishwasher ( NO dishwasher detergent as its far too corrosive ) with a few drops of liquid dish washing soap several times, as has the original PC keyboard.

    With things like pagers and cell phones it you drop it in toilet or into the sink or whatever, REMOVE THE BATTERY as fast as you can! If it was in a hostile environment such as a toilet full of piss, rinse if well under cold clear running water.

    Once you are satisfied the contamination is removed, put it in a clean dish cloth, slingshot style, and twirl it at as high a rate of speed as you can produce using centrifugal force to get as much water out as you possibly can.

    Turn the over to its lowest setting and let it pre-heat. When it has pre-heated, turn the oven OFF and place the electronic gizmo in the oven, top rack, once the temp has settled below about 70C, close the door and leave it in there until the oven is cold.

    Put a new battery in the device, since most batteries have vents these days and there is around a 99% probability that the device will come right back to life.

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    1. Re:IBM Keyboards are forever! by asemerdjian · · Score: 1

      Ive heard of the oven thing too... and have used on circuit boards. I believe you can go upto 120F, but anymore would melt the electronics... Please confirm this before you try on plastic... Not certain..

    2. Re:IBM Keyboards are forever! by Phoobarnvaz · · Score: 1

      Once you are satisfied the contamination is removed, put it in a clean dish cloth, slingshot style, and twirl it at as high a rate of speed as you can produce using centrifugal force to get as much water out as you possibly can.

      Have also read if you put a cell or something like this into a container of rice (Uncle Ben's or cheap store brand)...will also help dry it out quickly. They say the reason is that the rice will absorb the moisture.

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    3. Re:IBM Keyboards are forever! by students · · Score: 1

      I had a book that swore up and down that the oven method was wonderful. The authors claimed to have baked many keyboards with no ill effects. I tried it on one old, cheap keyboard and the plastic warped. No, they didn't say to turn the oven off before putting the keyboard in. The electronics were fine, though.

    4. Re:IBM Keyboards are forever! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great advice on removing the battery. I've saved several friends' cellphones in the past just by yanking out the battery as quickly as possible. It's not the water that does the damage in most cases, but the water conducting electricity and shorting out the device.

      I can't recommend oven-drying electronics though. It's OK if you are *really* careful, but I've had things like LCD displays completely crap out. Airflow is safer, just dissassemble the device as far as you care to and place the parts under a fan for a few days. Make sure it's *completely dry* and it should be fine. The battery can be washed in rubbing alcohol, which absorbs water quite well.. beware though as it is a solvent!

    5. Re:IBM Keyboards are forever! by fizzup · · Score: 1

      I saved a Nokia 6310i in a similar way. The power button ceases to function that phone when it's wet, so get the battery off as fast as possible. I dropped mine in a pond, so I rinsed in thoroughly when I got it home, banged it out on my hand as well as I could, and then dried it using a hair dryer on the "cold" setting. There are enough holes in most electronic equipment that the airflow from the hair dryer can swirl around in there. The dishtowel centrifuge is a stroke of genius, though.

      The phone still works 18 months later.

  54. Toilet seats and bacteria. by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

    The mythbusters showed that the toilet seat actually has very little bacteria compared to every other surface they tested (bathroom floor, kitchen floor, kitchen table, etc.) Thus, the problem that "keyboards contain more bacteria than most toilet seats doesn't really matter very much.

    Furthermore, the amount of bacteria doesn't really have anything to do with how healthy the surface is. Most dairy products have insane amounts of bacteria, but it's all bacteria that isn't harmful to humans. The bacteria you'll find in the toilet is probably more harmful than the greater amount of bacteria in your mouth.

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  55. i'm tttyigg tthis noooow by Skapare · · Score: 1

    wel i'mm givvig ttthis grettt idea aa ttry tooo se oww welll ittt wokss... sinc ii cantt ussse itt untttil aaftr it driess i hav t us aan oldd keyybarddd for nnow.

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  56. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Anpheus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow! How many times do you have to refresh the post reply page before you get a captcha you can type?

  57. Tea + keyboard = broken by ChameleonDave · · Score: 1

    I once spilt a small amount of tea onto my keyboard and it never worked again.

    It was one of those cordless ones though. Still, I wouldn't trust a dishwasher with any keyboard unless it was marked dishwasher-safe.

    1. Re:Tea + keyboard = broken by Hawke666 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, tea is *really* bad for keyboards. "instant death" is the best description for it.

      Don't know why. I'd say the acid, except that coffee and soda are very acidic and don't seem to cause much problem.

  58. Keyboard cleaning by sjipca · · Score: 0

    Just have a keyboard layout pic in front of you then just clean each one individually every once in a great while.

  59. Cleaning the Apple Extended Keyboard by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    Best. Apple. Keyboard. EVER! by the way.

    Every few years, I pull the keycaps, and the plastic top and bottom, and soak them for a few hours in hot water with a hefty dollop of Spic and Span. Brownian Motion is your friend.

    As for the keyboard pc, it's mainly a case of using the vacuum cleaner to suck all the loose crud from all the nooks and crannies. The keyswitches are pretty well sealed. They have yet to show any type of failure.

    After the plastic bits in the bucket have been rinsed off and dried, the key cabs are replaced and the top and bottom are screwed back into place and that's it for another few years.

    Apple Extended Keyboard. 20+ years old and never a problem.

    Which is why I spent US$40.00 for the Griffin iMate adaptor, so that I could continue to use the Extended on my 1.42 Ghz Dual Processor MDD Macintosh. After using the Extended, using any other keyboard (save for the IBM Model M) feels like I'm poking at a slab of Silly Putty.

    Best. Apple. Keyboard. EVER!

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  60. Roll Up Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The roll-up keyboard.... easy to clean too.

  61. Apple Ergo Keyboard Survived. by binaryspiral · · Score: 1

    Summary - yes, it works.

    Long answer -

    Back in the day, I had my brand spanking new Apple Quadra 660 AV and a very large, and very comfortable Apple Ergonomic Keyboard. It split in the middle, was adjustable about a dozen ways, and the ten key pad was actually another keyboard on a short ADB cable... The keys rocked, the space bar - for as large as it was - never missed a beat. It was a radically different keyboard compared to anything else out there - and it was so comfortable to use.

    Until the 12oz can of real coke was spilled on it. I had just cracked open the can, set it on the stand my monitor was on, then realized I had unplugged my 33.6k global village modem from the phone jack because of a storm the night before. While contorting myself under the desk and reconnecting the phone cable, I wiggled the desk. I hear the can topple, but I was pretty fat and couldn't move very fast, and I was twisted up in all the cables under the desk. By the time I got back up - the can was over and mostly empty. It's entire content was trickling out the qwerty side of the keyboard and onto the desk, eventually the floor.

    I disconnected the ADB cable from the left side of the ergo keyboard. And attempted to soak up as much as I could, shaking out the keyboard, wiping it down - repeat.

    I spent over $100 on this keyboard a year prior... I wasn't going to give up. Wipe it down, shake it out, over and over until nothing else came out. Then, just to make sure it was dry - a hair dryer on low for a few minutes.

    That seemed to take care of it... for a day. Then the asd, zxc and qwe keys started sticking. No matter how much cleaning I did, I couldn't fight the shit that was in that coke. I even looked for another ergo keyboard, but Apple stopped making them. eBay - never heard of it.

    So the last choice I had was to dishwasher the keyboard. I put it on a short cycle, no heated dry, no soap, but the rinse agent seemed like a good idea, so I left that in. After it was done, I quickly removed it from the dish washer shook it out and wiped it down, repeated.

    I let it sit overnight and shook it one more time to make sure no water was left.

    It worked like a charm and felt pretty good. I did need to take apart the space bar key a few months later and regrease the mechanical action - I suspect the high washing temp rinsed away the cheap-o clear grease that was there before. $1.20 at radio shack for more than I'll ever use.

  62. I wash mine with "tun-o-wash" solvent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a little wary of using plain water, so I use tun-o-wash, which is basically an industrial solvent. Makes everything squeeky clean.

  63. I have washed two keyboards by Burz · · Score: 1

    ...in the dishwasher, dried then for a week and they worked. But I can't remember if I used soap. My inclination would be to use a few drops of regular dish detergent in place of the dishwasher stuff.

  64. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by WgT2 · · Score: 1

    Ten years ago my step-brother was doing it often; don't know how long he dried it for or if he still does it. It worked for him.

    I wouldn't do it to any of my current keyboards since they also have USB ports in them.

  65. Long term rust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would suspect components placed in the wash would be susceptible to long term rust problems. That is better than throwing it away because it is dirty. I personally have an old IBM Model M keyboard that can be disassembled. The plastic keycaps and outer casing is removable so I can wash that in water. The more delicate electronics I usually clean by hand with cotton swabs and other tools.

    Here is a popular illustrated guide to cleaning a Model M. You can also buy one yourself from here. Although as a warning many Intel based motherboards have moved away from PS/2 ports so the days of the Model M may be numbered.

  66. Use Alcohol by P3Ed · · Score: 1

    Shut down the PC. Wipe down the keyboard with a paper towel soaked with rubbing alcohol. Cleans the grim and the drying time is short.

  67. So Funny, I suggested this as a joke by sammyo · · Score: 1

    I suggested this as a joke and never thought to try it out. I really don't
    want to know the condition of my keyboard, just shaking it out would
    be good.

    I quickly retracted my suggestion in a later post, not sure if
    it was ever tried.

  68. Dishwashing a peripheral by l0rd.47hl0n · · Score: 0

    That one of the most idiotic things I have ever read about. Anyone exercising even a little common sense would use a dilute solution of detergent and Chlorine Bleach in luke-warm water, wet a clean rag or dishcloth and wring it out well, then thoroughly clean your keyboard. Let it air-dry for a few minutes or towel-dry, and your ready to go. O M G!

  69. DEC VT100 terminals by kbahey · · Score: 1

    I read somewhere that the old DEC VT100 (or was it the VT220?) had instructions in the manual that said something like "put them in the dishwasher to clean up".

    This is the ENTIRE TERMINAL, not just the keyboard.

    1. Re:DEC VT100 terminals by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I read somewhere that the old DEC VT100 (or was it the VT220?) had instructions in the manual that said something like "put them in the dishwasher to clean up".

      If you have a partly broken terminal that would be a good way to get it replaced entirely under your maintenance contract. Otherwise I don't think DEC would recommend that. I have installed a lot of 100's 220's and 330's in my days and I can't remember anything like that.

      Environments which had DEC gear tended not to have dishwashers anyway.

    2. Re:DEC VT100 terminals by NetSettler · · Score: 1

      I read somewhere that the old DEC VT100 (or was it the VT220?) had instructions in the manual that said something like "put them in the dishwasher to clean up".

      If you have a partly broken terminal that would be a good way to get it replaced entirely under your maintenance contract. Otherwise I don't think DEC would recommend that. [...] Environments which had DEC gear tended not to have dishwashers anyway.

      Really? It's been a while, but I thought I remembered us having dishwashers in our machine room... or were they just conventional washing machines...

      Oh, never mind, I remember now: I'm thinking of disk drives.

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    3. Re:DEC VT100 terminals by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      We had our own retro computing society at vic roads for the SCATS traffic system.

      One day the flood detector at one of our remote sites tripped. Water got in through the secondary storm water system (telstra pipes containing 200 pair telephone cables) and settled on the slab under the false floor. I pulled up a tile to see 240VAC cables clipped to the concrete under 5cm of fresh rain water.

      Its probably not very conductive in that state so I flipped the flood detector off and booted the 11/84's up again. Took care not to touch the water, though.

      We only had the single platter removable disks. Nothing like the big washing machine ones.

    4. Re:DEC VT100 terminals by kbahey · · Score: 1
      Seems to apply to keyboard only, with the manual saying use a dishwasher. As per this comment.

      But then, what can I say about 1970s DEC hardware? The original VT-100 was top-rack dishwasher safe. No, really - that was the standard DEC repair instructions in case someone spilled something into a keyboard. Place the keyboard key-side down on the top rack of a dishwasher, normal wash cycle, air dry.
    5. Re:DEC VT100 terminals by hughk · · Score: 1

      The LK201s (keyboards on VT2xx series) were specced to take coffee and soft-drinks. I know, I had the functional spec way back when. The electronics wouldn't suffer but the action would get grungy. When washed under a tap with clean water and allowed to dry they were back to new.

      Trading rooms in particular were the bane of keyboards. Reuters had some pretty expensive ones that they would wash first in water then in Iso-propyl alcohol. After a couple of days or so drying they could be considered 'refurbished' and available as customer swap units.

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    6. Re:DEC VT100 terminals by Medievalist · · Score: 1

      I read somewhere that the old DEC VT100 (or was it the VT220?) had instructions in the manual that said something like "put them in the dishwasher to clean up".
      I spent a few decades on the VT100 (used the VT52 before that, too... the MASS11 ones had a "gold" key that was actually gold. Gold-colored, anyway.) and I don't remember that being in the manual.

      Of course, that's what I did when I needed to clean one, but that's what I do with PC keyboards now. Works fine on most of them, just don't use heated dry or detergent and make sure it's fully dried before using (I just shake 'em and wait a week or so for the water to dry out).

      This is the ENTIRE TERMINAL, not just the keyboard.
      That would be pretty difficult. I don't think you realize how big that device was (and the vibration would probably hose the CRT up pretty badly in any case). The VT100 had a detached keyboard, though, unlike the VT52.

      We had an overhead hydraulic line bust in the Thrust Vector Control lab and one of the VT100s filled up entirely with hydraulic fluid. Really, it was entirely full, and sitting in a big puddle of overflow. We just poured the oil out, rinsed briefly with alcohol, cleaned the contacts, and used it for another five or six years at least. It smelled funny once it warmed up, though, and the keyboard eventually gummed up after a few years.
  70. What about those indestructable keyboards? by dmsuperman · · Score: 1

    Those ones that roll up and are made of mostly rubber seem like they could get washed with a sponge while still in use, though I've never seen them in person, only online.

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    1. Re:What about those indestructable keyboards? by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      Those ones that roll up and are made of mostly rubber seem like they could get washed with a sponge while still in use

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  71. Bacteria and prisons.... by stoicfaux · · Score: 1

    Studies have shown that keyboards often contain more bacteria than toilet seats.

    Studies have shown that cities often contain more people than maximum security prisons. It's quality, not quantity that worries me.

  72. they're not morris safe by at10u8 · · Score: 1

    We're rather experienced with the ritual destruction of keyboards. Quality and durability varies wildly from one to another.

  73. Someone be a test monkey! by ThousandStars · · Score: 1

    Anyone tried to put one of these Matias Tactile Pros through the dishwasher? (I'm actually only interested in version 1, which I have).

  74. keyboard grunge health tonic! by labnet · · Score: 1

    Whats this obsession with cleanliness.
    Our immune systems need a good broad range of bacteria to learn to fight.
    One day, we will be eating designer dirt tablets to boost our immune system.
    So don't clean them... lick them!

    http://healthlink.mcw.edu/article/1031002421.html

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  75. Depends on the keyboard construction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, that's just dead obvious. Some clean easy and some don't. There are /dozens/ of different constructions.

    In the day of 14000 baud, our local cafe keyboard used a single sheet of silicon for the springs. Cleaning that puppy was thankfully simple. Pull the back screws, hose down the silicon sheet and key-set in the dish pit (The keys remained attached to the face plate. It was a neat system.), then take the key-set outside for a noisy shake. Towel-off the silicon and you're done. And boy that thing needed those cleanings every few days. We served mocha milkshakes & you could still smoke.

    My current ancient MS Natural is the complete opposite. It's a fiddly PITA tear-down of individual keys, and you're just not going to get into all the little nooks with a dishwasher, never mind how long it would take to dry after immersion. Might actually need that absurd sounding week.

  76. What can I learn from my filthy keyboard by m_evanchik · · Score: 1

    As I look at it now, my old IBM keyboard, which hasn't been washed in years, has some weird grime patterns on it. J, Z and Y are the filthiest keys. The function keys are the cleanest, probably becaiuse since I never use them. The commonly used keys, like the vowel keys, are pretty clean, probably because they are rubbed so often, except they all have a thick layer of grime right at the very top.

    I wonder if there is some expert out there who can decipher a person's personality from their keyboard grime.

    I really should clean this thing, not out of paranoia, just because it is really dirty.

  77. Take it a part first.. by xs650 · · Score: 1

    I've washed three keyboards by taking them apart, all three had only plastic in the top half. The electronics and spring function were in the lower half (YMMV).

    The real disgusting crud was all on the plastic only top half, which made it through the dish washer with no problems. They looked like new afterwards.

    The lower half with the delicate stuff had stayed pretty clean, a little blast of air and some gentile wiping with a damp (water only) sponge took care of it.

    If you are willing to risk the effects of dishwasher detergent on electronics, then the risk of taking a keyboard apart shouldn't bother you at all.

    Disclaimer, all three keyboards, an MS and 2 brand X El-Cheapos were all held together with screws, a snap together keyboard would be a bit more difficult, but not a show stopper.

    It's worth taking a modern keyboard apart just to marvel at it's simplicity. They may be cheap, but some creative mechanical design has gone into them.

  78. I think they are. by elgee · · Score: 1

    The keyboard I am currently using is about 8 years old. It is a Compaq and has been through the dishwasker 11 times. It works great. I put it in the top rack and use no soap and then let it air dry for 3-4 days. I don't let it go through the drying cycle in the diswasher.

    I am doing it because I can.

  79. I've done it, it worked fine by whistlingtony · · Score: 1

    I did it with a keyboard I picked up for $4. It was a logitech keyboard with all the media keys and such. It was a filthy mess. It got it all squeaky clean after I ran it through the dishwasher. It was beautiful... and it didn't work, even after setting it over a heater vent for a day. I thought my impatience had fried it... but several days later tried it again just out of curiousity. It worked great! It's now my main keyboard. One note, I used only water for that load. I don't recommend trying this with soap. -T

  80. safe for any key switches? by ruyon · · Score: 1

    I have keyboards that use Electric Capacitance switches, Alps, Cherry, and Membrane rubber switch. Would it be safe for all these? and for buckling switches?

    Just wonder.

  81. Model M by Spazmania · · Score: 1

    You don't have to do this with an IBM Model M: The keycaps easily pop off and can be run through the dishwasher WITH soap.

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  82. Hell yes by Magdalene · · Score: 1

    I've done this several times with old keyboards. Its perfectly fine as long as you unscrew them and remove the electronic middle bits, and let it dry completely before you put it back together. Works on all of them.

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  83. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by omeomi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ten years ago my step-brother was doing it often

    I did it once. I dumped most of cup of coffee into my Microsoft Natural Keyboard a few years back. I took the whole keyboard apart...the keys come out in groups, and there's a dimpled plastic thing underneath the keys. Since I had it apart, it didn't take a particularly long time to dry...I waited a few hours, I think. Washing it didn't hurt anything, but the keyboard was never quite the same. Some of the keys were harder to press down for some reason, like there was more friction or something. I tried putting a little bit of Teflon lubricant on those keys, but it didn't really feel quite right after that. Over time it's improved, though.

    Can't imagine why I would wash my keyboard often, though. People always get so scared when they find out there's germs around. That's why I have an immune system. My keyboard hasn't hurt me yet, so I'm not too worried about it hurting me in the future. Maybe if I get some sort of keyboard-born illness someday, I'll change my ways...assuming it doesn't kill me, I guess.

  84. Alternative method by luder · · Score: 1

    All of the keyboards I had let me remove the keys without breaking the thing - just pop them out with a knife. I then clean each key with a wet cloth and use a vacuum cleaner to get all of the dust and crumbs off from the inner depths of the keyboard. The electronics never get in contact with the water this way and it seems to give good results.

  85. Not Most of them by Protonk · · Score: 1

    Most of the keyboards out there are cheap enough that you'll spend a good deal of time reattaching keys to them after you've dug them out of the bottom of the dishwasher. SOME of the keyboards will be onhappy that you've soaked the solid state bits in detergent and hot tap water (basically) and refuse to work afterwards, but this should occur more with older keyboards than with newer ones. Some of the newer keyboards just encase the electonics in a plastisol (ish) blister like calculators. You can eventually corrode contacts and damage other parts, but you aren't going to unseat socketed chips.

    The short answer is probably not. Don't fall for the GIGANTIC CAN OF SPECIAL COMPUTER COMPRESSED AIR, or the computer wipes and that garbage. Take regular rubbing alcohol, cut it by half (so 1/4 cup rubbing alcohol, 1/2 cup water). Get a lint free cloth (not a paper towel or a rag)--lens cleaning towels from camera shops work great, and are reusable. Then remove the keys and wipe down the accesible parts.

    The rubbing alcohol will evaporate quickly, and you just wipe up the very small amounts of water left.

    Alternately, you can buy Flexible Keyboard, but it isn't as cool as you would hope it is.

    1. Re:Not Most of them by chmod+a+x+mojo · · Score: 1

      Take regular rubbing alcohol, cut it by half (so 1/4 cup rubbing alcohol, 1/2 cup water)

      Take regular rubbing alcohol, cut it by One Third (so 1/4 cup rubbing alcohol, 1/2 cup water)
      There fixed your math for ya.
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    2. Re:Not Most of them by Protonk · · Score: 1

      Haha. Yup. Proportions are my friend.

  86. A "safer" method? by donkstuff · · Score: 1

    I have heard of running keyboards through the dishwasher. I read something on it several years ago. From what I read though, it seems much safer to do it this way:

    1. Disassemble the keyboard, and set the pcb(s) aside.
    2. Put all the keys in the silverware basket
    3. Put all the plastic panels on the top rack
    4. Run normally, but skip the heated drying stage
    5. Air dry until completely dry.
    6. Reassemble.

    It's quite a bit more work, but it sounds like it would be lower risk. I'm almost tempted to try it without disassembly though (but I'd likely break down and just disassemble it anyways).

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  87. Damages keyboards that uses oil for smooth movemen by julie-h · · Score: 1

    If your keyboard uses oil between the keys, you should NOT wash it!

    I tried that on my beloved none Windows key keyboard, and afterwards all the keys were hard to press down because the oil was missing =(

  88. Yes I Wash My keyboard by Defectuous · · Score: 1

    I've had the same Dell keyboard for over 3 years, I have been washing it in the dishwasher for two. Every couple months or so I unscrew the screws and place the front in the dishwasher leaving all the electronics on the counter. Wash & let it dry, Put it back together and SNAP. Works like new. Side note thou several of my keys are now blank. That is due to wear and tear mostly, but I would not count out the dishwasher.

  89. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by theshibboleth · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do you know it hasn't hurt you? Have you never been sick? At this very moment those bacteria may be evolving sentience and soon they will plot to destroy your brain with laser beams fired from bacteria-proportioned starships.

  90. Re:The evils of soap and purified water by pruneau · · Score: 1
    The problem with this kind of experience is that even the slightest impurity or anything soluble will add electrolytic component to the distilled water, which is in fact highly reactive, beeing deprived of any chemicals. Which actually means that they would have to clean the computer repeatedly in order for their experience to work.

    But something else, well know by people using MEMS-like manufacturing process is that when you want highly-purified water to stay well, pure, you _do_not_expose_ it to even simple air, because even that will increase its conductivity by ion dissolution very quickly.

    They probably forgot this other detail: to put the computer/water mix in a sealed box.

    Damned amateurs.

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  91. You keyboards are dishwasher safe!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are confident enough to disassemble your keyboard, just remove the electronic touch sensor board(s) and throw the rest of the plastic in the dish washer (no hot dry cycle)then leave it in the sun for a day. Re-assemble and you are good to go! Oh and btw, I wouldn't recommend this for any high end keyboard as the extra buttons could make things tricky.

  92. Remove the keys by SnoopJeDi · · Score: 1

    I've done this before, except I only washed the keys. It took a minute or so to pop all the keys off, then I just stuck those in the dishwasher and did the rest of the board by hand. Sure, it's a pain in the ass, but there's no real worries, because the keys obviously are easier to dry.

  93. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by dawhippersnapper · · Score: 4, Informative

    I was shaving one day and knocked my treo 700w into a toilet, I grabbed it out immediately and took the battery out, ran clean non chlorinated water through it, put it in the oven on 150F for about 5 hours, put the battery back in and it worked fine for months. I eventually moved to an xv6700. It still worked fine though.

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  94. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by DimGeo · · Score: 1

    You don't need to type the captcha if you've logged in or are logging in as you submit...

  95. For chrissakes, a keyboard is ten bucks by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    Just go buy a new one! For chrissakes, people. It's a KEYBOARD. You can find a new one for under ten bucks, easy. If you've got a half a pound of cheetos in your keys, just go get another one.

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    1. Re:For chrissakes, a keyboard is ten bucks by whistlingtony · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's it, buy more disposable crud. We've got lots of landfill space, and putting a keyboard in the dishwasher is such a chore... We shouldn't have to be bothered with these petty details.

      Consume...

      Consume...

      Consume...

      Ass

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    2. Re:For chrissakes, a keyboard is ten bucks by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      If you feel the need to give yourself an eco-boner, then drop it in a recycle bin shit for brains.

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  96. Anecdotal evidence by jimbojw · · Score: 5, Informative

    I can personally attest to the validity of dishwashing keyboards - I have seen it done (successfully) first hand.

    About 10 years ago, my friend's mom complained that her computer was acting strangely. It would keep typing the same letters over and over again after a single initial keypress. My dad did some investigation and noticed that this happened on every program, not just the DOS prompt where she noticed it.

    He pressed her on the subject of her keyboard, asking if anyone had spilled anything on it - to which she fervently replied "No". Being the problem solver he is, my dad had brought along his own keyboard to use in testing and lo and behold, everything worked just fine.

    It was about that time (faced with evidence that it was a peripheral problem) that she admitted that there may have been some iced tea spilt on the keyboard a few days prior - but that she didn't think it was any big deal.

    Since my dad had a spare keyboard anyway, he gave it to them in exchange for the tacky one. Once home, he did the very experiment described in the article. He ran the keyboard through the dishwasher (bottom rack) on low heat so as not to melt the keys. Then he propped the keyboard up in front of a floor vent to let the dry, air-conditioned air work on it overnight.

    The next day, he plugged in the keyboard to discover that it was fixed! Back then keyboards had less gadgetry (no numeric side-pad or soft "media" buttons up top), but hey - a win's a win.

    1. Re:Anecdotal evidence by ReidMaynard · · Score: 0, Interesting

      I just did this last year, but I let mine air dry normally for 4 days or so. Works great and REALLY clean. However, these days I seem to be migrating to Thinkpads. All Thinkpad keyboards seem to be a fairly isolated sub-assembly .. say I just remembered, I have a spare T22 keyboard...(bbiab)

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    2. Re:Anecdotal evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No numeric side pads? What is this? 1940? All my keyboards had numeric side pads in the early 80's, back when I was running DOS 3.0 or 3.1.

    3. Re:Anecdotal evidence by Ahrel · · Score: 1

      I have done it as well, as early as 2 years ago to my previous keyboard; I have since bought a wireless keyboard. Not so sure I would throw this one in there though. I know it's still just electronic components but I fear for the battery compartment.

    4. Re:Anecdotal evidence by Nimey · · Score: 1

      83/84-key keyboard, probably, which were common in the early-mid '80s on new computers.

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    5. Re:Anecdotal evidence by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I know someone who washed his grubby keyboard with the garden hose. Let it dry for a week, and it was good as new.

      I was once given a boxful of SCSI cards and cables that had evidently been owned by a smoker -- they reeked so bad I couldn't stand to have 'em in the house. They all got the soap-water-and-scrubbrush treatment, then sat outdoors to air for a month, and all work fine. (And stink far less than they did.)

      Someone just gave me a lovely 19" monitor (CRT; no I can't use an LCD for my work) that REEKS of pot smoke... it's sitting out in the yard while I debate how best to clean the thing up so I can use it. It's stinky enough that using the garden hose seems altogether too reasonable. :(

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    6. Re:Anecdotal evidence by Gyga · · Score: 1

      Take the battery out, no worries.

      Or you could just unscrew the top plate with the keys and wash that without the electronics. Be sure to throw the membrane in with it.

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    7. Re:Anecdotal evidence by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Years ago, when keyboards were still worth something, I sold used computers CHEAP! I'd take older computers, refurbish them, and sell them with a 90-day warrantee. They sold like hotcakes.

      My favorite trick involved a stack of junk keyboards often obtained for FREE, a broom, a hose, and a $1 bottle of dish soap out on the front sidewalk. I'd lay out the keyboards, hose them down, squirt the $1 dish soap all over the keyboards, then scrub vigorously with the broom. When all the crud had been scrubbered on the keyboard, I'd hose them down thoroughly with LOTS AND LOTS OF WATER.

      Left to dry for a week or two, I'd usually see about 9/10 work perfectly. I'd "make" close to $200 in an hour or two of actual work. And that 9/10 ratio didn't account for the fact that these keyboards were UNTESTED.

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  97. Here's an idea by Punchinello · · Score: 1

    Wash your hands after you eat and don't eat while you are sitting at your computer. My keyboard stays pristine this way with the exception of some dust which compressed air handles nicely.

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  98. "30 Seconds on High" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The keyboard looks a lot cleaner. I think it worked.

    I'm not sure about the rest of the laptop yet... How can I dry it faster.... Aha!

  99. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by gravij · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yeah, but qbwiz might have problems logging in since he 'b' key isn't working...

  100. For those not willing to air dry for a week... by dlthomas · · Score: 1

    You can buy a dishwasher-safe keyboard, per the suggestion in the original post. Alternatively, you can use one of the three or four other keyboards you have lying around. Should you have no unused keyboards around the house, purchasing another regular keyboard to use until the first dries (and in case of failure in the experiment) would be lots cheaper than purchasing a waterproof keyboard, presently. Another option is to pop the keys off and just wash those.

    Now, the requisite jokes...

    Clearly you haven't seen my toilet seat.

    Hmm... my laptop keyboard is getting pretty grimey...

    1. Re:For those not willing to air dry for a week... by RealGene · · Score: 1

      The driest place in many homes is the refrigerator.
      Shake out the excess water, then place on a middle rack.
      There will be practically no water remaining after 24 hours...

      --Gene

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  101. Your milage may vary by Technician · · Score: 1

    Her keyboard is now squeaky clean and functions perfectly. Has anyone else tried this or any other alternate keyboards cleaning methods?

    I used to work in a shop that repaired electronics and part of what we did was smoke and fire restoration. Wet smoke is corrosive. In a nutshell, some keyboards are well suited to cleaning. Most electronic components can survive a water based cleaning. If you want to kill stuff, get it wet. Leave it wet and power it up. Electrolisis will eat the metal and pollute the insulation.

    With those basics on killing stuff, remember that many keyboards are of a cheap membraine with conductive plastic pads. When this sheet of rubber is sandwitched onto a printed circuit board and clamped into place by attaching this to the mechanical keys above the bumps, you have an excellent place to trap water with no ventelation if it's immersed.

    To clean smoke damaged keyboards we would photocopy the keyboard (so we get things that are non-standard like the location of the esc, home, end, del, gold, do, keys back into the right spot). Pull all the keycaps, shell the case, pull the screws to seperate the switch assy, wash and dry the components and reassemble. (Don't do this on an IBM clicky keyboard!)

        After reassembly, they got a nose test for odor check. If it failed, it got an ozone treatement to kill remaining smoke odor. If you are crazy enough to take apart a clicky IBM AT keyboard, look online for reassembly instructions. Getting the springs back properly is critical. Done wrong it will damage the springs. The clicky keyboard is not a membrane keyboard and has no electrical contact switches. It is a capacitive non-contact switch. Simply shell it. Leave the keycaps on. Wash it, set it on end after rinse, let it dry, and reassemble. Again, important, don't remove the keycaps. Otherwise you will spend the rest of the day trying to get all the springs back in place.

    In a nutshell, when cleaning electronics, watch for assemblies that can trap water such as electric motors, some transformers, switches (including keyboards) and water unsafe parts such as paper cone speakers. Most components may be safely water and soap cleaned if they are rinsed well and dried very soon.
    Some early keyboards had a conductive paint that was used on the membrane for the keyboards that was water soluable. Washing these keyboards killed them. Many electronics parts distributors carried the bottle of replacement conductant to repaint the contacts on the rubber sheet. We had a bottle, but never needed it except on a TV remote.

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  102. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by gravij · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    /me learns to read before posting...

  103. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

    Putting it in more water and baking it seems counterproductive...

  104. Not sure by pionzypher · · Score: 1

    ..If anyone has mentioned this, but at work the environment is extremely dusty and greasy. The keyboards used for the process control equipment get gummed up after about three weeks. It's bad enough that by a month or so, half the keys stick.

    I will typically just unscrew the backs and take the case apart. Gently blow off the PCB and the rubber piece(rinsing it if there's soda on it) and set them aside. Then I'll take the front and back covers out and soak them in soapy water for about ten minutes followed by a scrub, a rinse and a blow dry with plant air. Reassemble and they're good to go. Once every three months or so I will use a silicone grease on some of the keys that are still a little rough due to wear from the batch infiltrating them.

    Any one else used the silicone grease? So far it hasn't affected the plastic. Anything found to be better?

    And yes, we would just replace them after 6 months of wear... but they're not the regular 104 key models. Not sure what they're called, but the control key is where CAPS is on a normal board. CAPS is immediately below and is a small-ish key.

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  105. I take mine apart and wash it in the shower by joto · · Score: 1

    ...no problems so far. Oh, by the way: A keyboard costs less than two pints, so I don't know why you couldn't just try yourself, instead of asking everybody on slashdot.

  106. My biggest issue by DaveCBio · · Score: 1

    Is that I use a Microsoft Natural KB. I can't use straight KBs for long without pain. All these alternate KBs with OLEDs in them, or back lighting or being dishwasher safe doesn't help people that need more ergo KBs.

  107. How to wash your keyboard by DigitAl56K · · Score: 1

    I've cleaned many keyboards, not in the dishwasher but using the shower.

    The process is simple and obvious:

    1 - Unscrew keyboard
    2 - Remove electronics
    3 - Shake or brush out as much of the crap that falls between the keys as you can
    4 - Run face plate under a warm shower
    5 - Dry thoroughly (shake out most of the water then use paper towels for fastest drying)
    6 - Re-assemble

    The only time consuming part is putting all the little rubber contact cups that some keyboards have under their keys back in their place. I'd say that I can usually I can clean, dry, and re-assemble a keyboard in about an hour, and you don't have to do it very often (unless you often eat lunch at your desk).

  108. I've washed mobos... by dotfile · · Score: 1

    So I guess a keyboard wouldn't be a big challenge.

    I managed to spill a glass full of peach flavored iced tea on a running mobo one time. Of course it instantly crashed, screen black. I killed power and went to bed. By the next day it was dried and looked pretty scruffy, and of course wouldn't work. Since I had absolutely nothing to lose at that point I pulled it from the case and washed it in the sink with warm water, a little dishwashing soap and a soft brush. I rinsed it for a while with warm tap water (distilled or filtered would be better) and dried it in a warm but not hot oven - about 140 F - for an hour. After cooling it off it worked perfectly, and I used it for a couple more years without any failures. I've done it once since with a newer motherboard, as well as several other boards and devices.

    Electronic components on the motherboard are not porous, and in fact part of the packaging spec is resistance to humidity and moisture absorption. Fan bearings & bushings are, or course, a completely different matter. The real enemy with spills or washing is contamination with crud, minerals, etc in the water that becomes conductive. Keyboards used to be tricker, since they used (long ago) electromechanical switches. Now most are capacitive or conductive-pad types; as long as you get all the crap and soap rinsed out and let them dry properly, you're good to go.

    1. Re:I've washed mobos... by Yertman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hi,

      I have done this a bunch of times except I take the keyboard apart so you can really get the water out. Here is my web page detailing the process I use:
      http://dkdk.homelinux.com/keyboard/

  109. worked fine for me by ridgecritter · · Score: 1

    when I had to clean salt water spray off a bunch of electrophysiology gear I used in a seawater aquarium room when I was a grad student. I didn't have a dishwasher, so I used warm DI water with a little bit of Ivory dish soap for a surfactant. Wash, rinse, repeat, leave to dry in the sun until the next day. Voila! High-impedance intracellular amps and pulse generators restored to function for another two weeks of experiments.

  110. what about rust? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dont the electrical components rust after a while drying. i seen electronics rust pretty quick after being imersed in water. many electronics components have iron exposed.

    1. Re:what about rust? by dotfile · · Score: 1

      Not if you dry them promptly and thoroughly. You won't find much exposed iron or steel; nearly all exposed metal will be tinned or gold plated. Mounting hardware is generally brass or nickel plated. But in any case, if you dry it quickly and thoroughly, corrosion is not a problem.

  111. I dropped a water balloon on my Apple ][ by PCM2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I once dropped a water balloon onto the keyboard of my Apple ][+. That keyboard isn't just powered, it's attached to the computer. Water was all over the motherboard and everything else. And, being a little kid, I was bright enough to switch it on "to see if it still worked." It didn't.

    But you know what? It lived. Dried it out as best as I could with a hair dryer and left it overnight, and it worked fine.

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    1. Re:I dropped a water balloon on my Apple ][ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I spilled a schooner of beer into mine (I was older than you).
      Same thing, beer everywhere... Cleaned and dried it as best I could and it just kept on working!

  112. Twice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all, holy carp. It's been two hours, and despite how late it is... the fact that there are already 191 replies before mine (at the time I checked) is sad.

    But I've never washed the whole keyboard. I remove the upper body, complete with keys, and wash that. I even use dish detergent on it. I've got two of the same wireless keyboard, so I just pop batteries into and sync up the idle one, then put the clean one away to be pulled out when the current one's dirty. Originally, I bought one to replace the other, but that was because the receiver was shot on the first set.

    This way, the keyboard doesn't have to sit a week to air dry. It can be used almost immediately after using the heated dry option on the dishwasher.

  113. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by LBt1st · · Score: 3, Informative

    Water itself doesn't conduct electricity.

  114. Keyboards are Disgusting by dekkerdreyer · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the XKCD comic - http://xkcd.com/c237.html

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  115. It works. Not a myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have done this twice to an old SGI keyboard I use at work. Works beautifully. The trick is, as mentioned in the summary, do NOT use detergent, do NOT use heat to dry, let sit to dry for at least a few days in good ventilation (ie. in front of a fan), or a week otherwise. The circuitry inside keyboards is usually quite simple and very robust. I can't imagine it's completely safe for the device, but if the thing is too filthy too clean otherwise, or non-functional due to a spill or whatnot, it's definitely worth a try.

    However, consider this carefully: the contents of a keyboard are GROSS. Imagine running a well-used mop head through a dishwasher cycle. Then imagine washing dishes right after that. Then imagine eating off those dishes. *shudder*

    The moral of the story is: use the dishwasher at work after hours. ;)

  116. Less Friendly in a Laptop by sctaylorcan · · Score: 1
    I spilled half of a beer in to my (laptop) keyboard.

    Flipped, dried, ran it, and 3/4 of the keys didn't work.

    Intentionally poured in water, swished, flipped, dried, ran it, and 1/2 of the keys didn't work. Improvement!!

    Amazingly, the laptop kept going!!!

    New keyboard installed by (an irritated and laughing-at-me) IT guy, and it is all back to normal.

  117. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    Most water is unclean enough to be conducting. Not that it matters, if there's no power source in the water the electronics won't do anything except rust. Since he pulled it out quickly and a toilet isn't large enough for a laptop to submerse quickly the water probably didn't reach the battery before he removed it.

    I know people who regularly wash their keyboard like a dish though they do it manually, not with a machine.

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  118. Sounds like a great way to get lead poisoning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless your keyboard is RoHS-compliant, the solder contains lead.

    Leaching the lead out of the solder and into your dishwasher sounds like a great way to get lead poisining...

  119. Long way to go by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't a light spray of Lysol every so often do the trick?

  120. Distilled water by Cracked+Pottery · · Score: 1

    I occasionally clean keyboards with a spray of distilled water. That is not going to disinfect, but it most likely will not hurt and get the spilled coke or whatever out of it. I doubt that a light spray of Lysol will hurt anything if you are worried about cooties. In a hospital situation, where keyboards can and do spread disease, membranes or touch screens are good and always disciplined hand washing is essential.

  121. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by qnxdude · · Score: 5, Informative

    water doesn't hurt electronics contrary to popular belief.. its powering them up when wet that does. and its not even shorting that does the damage when you do.. it electrolysis that kills them by damaging the circuit.

    when we assemble printed circuit boards the last step is to wash them in warm water to strip the flux used in the soldering process.

    also when i get a gadget thats been dropped in the toilet (pagers are notorious for this) we tell the customer to pull the battery, put it in a bucket of fresh water.. and bring it over to the shop.

    i have a 99% success rate reviving drowned electronics this way.

    $0.02 from a electronics tech in the field..

  122. Re: Are Keyboards Dishwasher Safe? by berweiss · · Score: 1

    Why wouldn't they have more bacteria than a toilet seat? Toilet seats doesn't have that many bacteria at all, if any.

  123. Easier Solution by treimor · · Score: 1

    Why not just take the keys off and wash them separately? You could have them dried with a blow dryer in 15 minutes. Do we really care about the parts we never touch? I pop off all the keys and give them a nice alcohol wash about once a year just to keep it looking clean. Takes about an hour. Compressed Air underneath when they're all off, and its about as good as new as you'll ever get. And this keyboard is 9 years old.

  124. Save water.. by bedammit · · Score: 1

    You can clean your keyboard quite effectively in the shower. Simple use warm water and let the shower spray it. I have done this for years with my keyboards. The newer keyboards with foam hand supports and other features might not be as friendly with this cleaning method. For those of you that are particularly Howard Hughes like you can purchase keyboard covers. They can be washed or thrown away. Maybe software companies need to hang a sign in the bathroom that reads... All Employees must wash their hands before they return to work. BeDammit

  125. Washing keyboards. by KeithLDick · · Score: 1

    I've taken apart many of them and washed the "Cheap" contact surfaces (not getting any Water or Soap on the circuit board) with a wet rag and a tiny bit of soap then again with a clean rag. The plastic keyboard it self I have scrubbed a bit and rinsed well and let all the part dry on a Towel turning them over a few times for about 3-4 days then put them back together and they work fine.

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  126. I don't know about keyboards.... by kbox · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... But it don't work with cats.

  127. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by atomicthumbs · · Score: 1

    He said Treo, not laptop.

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  128. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Fordiman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Every two months I disassemble my keyboard and run the plastic bits through the dishwasher. I hand-clean the little metal chachkis, and dust off the electronics. Then I reassemble. Works pretty well, I think.

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  129. The other question is... by Z00L00K · · Score: 1
    ...the bacteria culture you have on your keyboard - are they really dangerous?

    The majority of all bacteria around are harmless to humans unless you have an immune defense problem. And those on a keyboard aren't that bad otherwise we would have seen a massive health problem.

    OK, when you see the dirt on the keyboard it's time to clean it...

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  130. What About My Kinesis? by xquercus · · Score: 1

    I have two Kinesis keyboards that I absolutely love. I think they ran about $200 - $300 each 6 years ago. These aren't disposable but I would still have concerns about putting them in the dishwasher. Not sure why. I can't think of any logical reason why they would be destroyed but it just seems so wrong. I did spill orange juice into one once. To get the OJ out I disassembled they keyboard, ran the keypad through running water and let it dry outside for a few hours. Still... Anybody put their Kinesis in the dishwasher?

    1. Re:What About My Kinesis? by geniusj · · Score: 1

      You can send your keyboard in to Kinesis for them to clean it.. I think it's $30 or something? Not too bad every couple of years.

  131. IBM Model M FTW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just pop off all the key caps, toss them in a jar of isopropyl alcohol and shake. While letting the jar sit, wipe down the case with alcohol, after pouring out an 'board chow' that may be hiding in the depths. Give the key caps another shake, then pour and wipe each cap with a towel to remove chunky grime and then place on key switch. Easily sanitized without risking the electronics and minimal downtime. Actually no real downtime if you know the keyboard layout.

  132. Actually it does. by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Actually it does address the problem, but in a different way from what people seem to think.

    Healthy skin doesn't let much bacteria and other keyboard nasties in.

    So just wash your hands before you eat, or touch your eyes etc with your fingers, or touch other more permeable bits of your bodies (mucous membranes).

    Also, you are likely to have an immune system that can cope with the crud YOU put on your keyboard. Or you're already suffering from whatever disease that's on it (you caught a cold from somewhere else, and put the viruses on your keyboard_.

    Now if you used someone else's keyboard, then sure you could catch something.

    Remember: even if they recently cleaned their keyboard in a dishwasher, and it WAS super clean, it doesn't matter - if they have a cold and they touched it, you should wash your hands after you use their keyboards (if you want to reduce the odds of you catching the cold).

    Wash your hands. If you're paranoid wash with soap and water, followed by alcohol to kill stuff. But I don't really think it's such a big deal, unless you're staff in a hospital dealing with sick and/or weakened people. Or there's some really bad stuff going about (in which case try to work from home).

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  133. Wash in de-ionized water by Animats · · Score: 2, Informative

    Printed circuit boards are normally washed in something like a dishwasher after soldering. A few components can't tolerate that, mainly some speakers, and they have to go on after the washing step.

    But you have to use water with low dissolved solids, since, when the water evaporates, it's going to leave solids behind. Leaving streaks of iron behind is definitely a Bad Thing. So use distilled or de-ionized water.

    1. Re:Wash in de-ionized water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duhhhh! Just spray off the iron streaks with some water and it'll be fine.

  134. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by PaulBu · · Score: 3, Informative

    when we assemble printed circuit boards the last step is to wash them in warm water to strip the flux used in the soldering process.

    The fancier way, apparently, is to wash it in hot water, THEN in almost pure alcohol (to absorb the water), THEN shake it *really* hard, to get rid of (now less pure) alcohol droplets. When late one night our (very experienced) electronics guy got to the last part I (more of a software kind) had to try to look the other way, you know, with the sickening feeling that this beautiful half-gold-plated thing will crack right there and then -- but it did survive just fine.

    Paul B.

  135. I've done this many times by jnaujok · · Score: 1

    In fact, looking at my keyboard, it's probably time to do it again.

    Just make sure not to use drying heat, and don't put other things in there with the keyboard (like regular dishes) run it on the light cycle if you have one, and, if you live in the viciously dry mountain air of Colorado, you can use it again in an hour or two. I'd usually throw them in about 9:00 at night, open the door of the dishwasher when it was done and I could use them again in the morning.

    The only time it ever failed was when my son spilled an entire 32 oz cup of coke into his keyboard (don't ask) and I forgot to turn off the drying heat. It looked fine, felt fine, smelled clean, but it never even recognized as being plugged in after that. I figure I melted some useful component off the board.

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  136. Pansies. by NerveGas · · Score: 1


        Just cleaning the keyboard? My first experience cleaning electronics was when I was 10 years old, and spilled Coke into my C-64. It didn't just get the keyboard, but the whole motherboard. The screen just went black. I shut the whole thing off, pulled everything apart, washed it in the bathtub, and put it back together. The computer worked, but the keyboard didn't work well. I pulled the keyboard *completely* apart, washed everything in soap and water, dried it with a hair dryer, and put it back together... just before my parents got home.

        I've fixed a lot of "watered" electronics over the years, including things dropped into saltwater fish tanks - you have to get those apart, rinsed, and cleaned RIGHT away. But the worst I've found yet was a cell phone that a baby sucked on... I had no idea that saliva was that corrosive. Every bit of copper on the board was GREEEEEEEN. I cleaned it all off, rinsed everything, dried out the microphone... and it worked. That one even surprised me.

        Back to the topic of keyboards.... they're usually not worth the trouble. I don't think that putting them in the dishwasher is going to clean under the membrane very well, and that's where your problems come from. Don't buy into the hype about huge numbers of bacteria... unless they're certain strains of bacteria, you have nothing to worry about. If you knew how many bacteria are living on and inside of you right now without any ill effects (and sometimes GOOD effects), you'd turn into an OCD-handwasher immediately. And that's just bacteria... there are lots of other things, too.

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    1. Re:Pansies. by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      Those conductive rubber Commodore keyboards are a pain to clean. I had to clean the 128 keyboard every year. I had to desolder two keyswitches, remove far too many tiny screws, and then use alcohol and q-tips to clean both the rubber pads on the underside of the keys, as well as the conductive traces on the keyboard pc board.

      I salute your ingenuity and enterprise in fixing the C64 before the parents got home.

      Well Done, sir. Well Done!

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  137. I can't even believe this is a "story" on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This was a popular topic of discussion on Usenet in 1996. Seriously, what gives?

  138. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

    Worse, they could evolve into wireless keyloggers.

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  139. How to clean a keyboard without a dishwasher by wehe · · Score: 4, Informative

    Not every keyboard is ready to get cleaned in a dishwasher. In some cases you have to disassemble them and clean all the parts separately. Here are guides to take apart a computer keyboard and clean it for keyboards made by almost any manufacturer.

  140. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I ran my CRT monitor through the washing machine once... it was full of cat fur cause the cat slept on top of it.

    It seems "ok" now but it still keeps making these funny popping sounds and smells like ozone all the time.

    Now, if we could only figure out how the cat mysteriously died...

    [grin]

  141. this is the path for cleanness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the ONLY way to properly wash a keyboard :

    - disassemble (remove every key and unscrew the case)
    - remove all electronics
    - dump the plastics on water with soap
    - rub each key and the case
    - let it dry for a day on open air
    - reassemble

    a perfect project for a lonely Saturday night... perfect slashdot project

  142. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Kyojin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your irresponsible lack of keyboard sanitisation will lead to the deaths of 2/3rds of the population of this planet - they will die from a disease caught from a dirty keyboard. The other 1/3rd, consisting of hairdressers and keyboard sanitisers and the like, will be shipped off to another planet where the answer to life, the universe and everything will be discovered.

  143. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Anpheus · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it's funny except I have seen one a cat waste away, unable to digest food anymore and on sedatives to take away the pain because of radiation poisoning from sitting on top of an old CRT. Sorry man, it'd be funny if it weren't true. I doubt my dad's cat at the time was the only one. Keep your pets away from those CRTs, there's a reason the glass in the front has a very high lead content.

  144. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Platupous · · Score: 1

    Wow, thats a lot of work. I hope you are healthy. No flame intended, I would just like to engage you in a discussion about this. . . but I think that is going overboard. How do you know it "works pretty well" as in it keeps you from getting sick etc?

  145. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by flyingfsck · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well, the factory washed it in orange juice after the solder wave, so clean water should be fine.

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  146. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by OrangeTide · · Score: 4, Informative

    hot water will dissolve the protective layer of grease on the contacts (it's gets runny when hot). You severely degrade your keyboard's life by washing it in a dish washer.

    I've washed keyboards before in the shower by hand (usually in response to spilling beer on them). this is preferable in my opinion. But some keyboard designs do not tolerate washing very well. For example my fairly pricey Sun keyboard was damaged with water because the watered corroded all the contacts (there were wide black streaks, making many of the keys unreliable). it took a good two hours with a pencil eraser to rub the corrosion off the contacts. although the stress or rubbing the corrosion off cracked one of the traces on the very fragile design, forcing me to buy a $15 conductive pen to repair it.

    if you are going to washer it i would also recommend rinsing it with distilled water before letting it dry, a jug of that stuff is like a dollar. and possibly accelerate the drying process with a hair dryer on cold. not hot, unless you want to melt your keys, hair dryers usually get too hot too quickly.

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  147. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I would question the actual point of the cleaning. Everything that makes it onto my keyboard is either my own skin particles or foodstuffs or dirt/dust out of the air. Sure if you pop the keys off its pretty disgusting in there, but its also fairly cheap to buy a new keyboard every few months (haha until I get a wolf-claw). For me, at least, I know I'm the one person in my house who rarely gets sick... this could just be an immune system thing or it could be my disgustingly grotty keyboard/mouse combination.

    My $0.02 AU

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  148. electronics - water - alcohol OK but for plastic by Herve5 · · Score: 4, Informative

    indeed this process of rinsing with water, then alcohol, then evaporating the alcohol (not specially shaking, not specially cooking either, or not too hot just to accelerate drying) is really the standard in electronic board cleaning.

    The only issue you may have is, in general you'll have *non-electronics* parts around your board, e. g. an LCD display whose nifty plastic surface may well crack when in contact with alcohol: this is the main issue to take care of.
    Alcool is technically said to "reveal constraints" in ordinary plastics, so beware about this...

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  149. Mac keyboards are delicate by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

    I've killed one with an air can. I'm not kidding. The first time it happened I was shocked but after a day it started to work again so I decided it was just something bizarre since I had been doing it for years with PCs. Well the same thing happened the second time I tried cleaning the same board only this time it was dead for all time. I've never tried it again. I didn't excessively spray it I was just trying to get out the dust. All I can think is it blew dust into the electronics. Never had this problem with a PC keyboard. I have had spilled drinks kill several so I'd hesitate to try a dishwasher. Part of the problem isn't the circuit board but the wiring and other components oxidizing. Decent keyboards are pretty cheap so I replace them several times a year, I wear them out fast. I usually keep a spare or two on hand as well.

  150. Unbelievable story by Jerry+Smith · · Score: 1
    If I hadn't seen the machine itself, I wouldn't have believed it. Years ago when the first clamshell iBooks came out, there was a waiting list. One of our customers waited nearly two months before her iBook arrived. She was so happy and excited when it finally arrived, she pulled a bottle of champagne from the fridge to celebrate the event. *pop* _gush_ ... in front of all her personnel and some clients. Customer abuse, so no warranty (she did not pay with credit card). Boy, did that machine smell... Worst thing for her was: she had to wait another 2 months for another one.

    One thing that troubled me a bit: she didn't feel a bit sorry. She didn't care she just ruined an expensive machine. She spent money like it wasn't hers. She just billed the clients a bit more and paid less overtime to her personnel.

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  151. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by dhalgren · · Score: 1

    You're quite sure that this, and nothing else, could have been the cause? It's wasn't common feline leukemia? It wasn't radon? There is no other possible conclusion? What is the evidence? Lots of cats die that way.

    If the evidence consisted of "the cat laid on the monitor, and then died of cancer (or X)", then that's not exactly what one might call conclusive evidence that a cat will die from sleeping on or near an operating CRT. It's also not evidence that the CRT was the cause of this particular cat's death.

    I'm not saying it couldn't happen--just that unless you've got a lot more evidence than you posted, your dad's monitor is not to be blamed. Yet.

    Torben

  152. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by 8-bitDesigner · · Score: 1

    Hey, sometimes the keys just get... well, gunky. My keyboard at work is greasy as all hell, and considering it's a spiffy cordless one, not cheap enough to trash and replace on a regular basis.

    Health concerns are valid, but I'd just like a good solid hour of coding without having three coats of grease on my fingers by the end of it.

  153. TOO clean now by speculatrix · · Score: 1

    my keyboard is now squeaky clean, too clean in fact... here's a picture

  154. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by compro01 · · Score: 1

    which version of the natural?

    i had one of those that i tried to take apart (the thing was clogged with cat hair of all things), but i could never get it back together right.

    a bunch of the the plastic molded things that held the screws down broke off when i attempted to remove the screws (they twisted free of the casing rather than the screws twisting free of them) and there wasn't any way i would get it to hold together properly.

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  155. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Fordiman · · Score: 1

    I'm a little neurotic about asthetics, and I have a high skin-grease content (and I tend to drop food into the 'board; I work at home, so I eat lunch at my computer pretty often), and I smoke. As a result, my keys get unacceptably yellow/brown and sticky every two months or so. Nothing to do with bacteria, really, though it's good to know they're gone if they were there.

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  156. What I do by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    Apart from all the weird ideas presented...

    This assumes you have a keyboard that has removable caps. Take the caps off, throw them in a washing machine (in one of those knit bags of course) for a short cycle, wipe off the underlaying board and such, re-assemble, freshly cleaned board in 30 minutes.

    Does throwing the whole keyboard into a dishwasher even clean underneath the caps?

    A whole week, a whole day? When did common sense run out the window just to save a few minutes of manual labor, but then have to wait a freakin' week? If I took off the caps and washed each individually it would only probably take an hour or so.

    Why not just hire someone to clean the damn thing for you?

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  157. Just pop the keys off by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    The keys on most non-laptop keyboards can be popped off easily (be extra careful with the spacebar, tab, enter, backslash, and the three large keys on the numeric keypad). If the silverware holder in your dishwasher has a lid, put the keys in there, otherwise there are containers you can get for the top rack that are designed for washing small things without losing them. While the dishwasher is running, clean the rest of the keyboard with a damp washcloth. Use soap if necessary. If it's really gross, use rubbing alcohol.

    When you pop the keys back on, consider teaching yourself the Dvorak layout. Just a thought.

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  158. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Fordiman · · Score: 1

    Oh, and I like disassembling things. It's a hobby. Also, it's why I like Nokias; you can literally take them down to a circuit board and about 20 little chachkis before you'd have to start desoldering stuff to get it any further apart. You can hardly say that about a RAZR.

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  159. Sanitised to death by ozbird · · Score: 1

    Jeez, what a bunch of sissies. In Australia not only to we like our keyboards dirty, we breed out keyboard bacteria to be tough! If you use my keyboard, don't whinge if they rip yer bloody arms off.

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  160. it is possible, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have cleaned keyboards in a dishwasher several times. In my experience, this this fine for the casing, but not for the keyboard itself. The problem is that keypresses are registrated on 2 thin plastic sheets, and once water has gotten between them, it is almost impossible to get it out again.

  161. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft Natural Keyboards seem to be much much better for cleaning that any other keyboard I've seen. I picked up a few at a garage sale, and by periodically popping the keys off and rubbing them down with a tissue or a rag, i've managed to keep the keyboard almost the same shade of white as when I got it. For some reason, doing this on some other models makes the keys not click back into their pins properly, and they dont depress correctly.

  162. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Aliriza · · Score: 1

    Leave the keyboards as they are , if I have not died no one will.

  163. Saitek Gaming Keyboard by AnarkiNet · · Score: 2, Informative

    My Saitek Gaming Keyboard has a top that separates from the bottom by simply removing a few screws, and the top has no electronics and is sealed from the bottom part. So the top (key part) can be washed without the need to spend a week drying it. Pretty cool design in my opinion.

  164. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It might to you, but that's because you're an idiot.

  165. Do not try with white Apple keyboard by neoguri · · Score: 2, Informative

    A friend of mine recently dish-washed the white keys of his iMac G4 keyboard. They are now clean but also very yellow! So watch out for discolouring.

    1. Re:Do not try with white Apple keyboard by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      Don't use soap; the grime on keys isn't baked on or anything, so the normal heat/impact combination does the trick.

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  166. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by hurricanejohn · · Score: 1

    I did this on two first generation MS natural keyboards ran everything through the dishwasher except for the membranes, circuit boards and metal bits. didn't even do the air dry had it dry just like the dishes :) the membranes i let soak overnight in ordinary water and then air dried them by clipping them with a close pin to a cupboard ( very low tech but works ) the came out looking brand new and worked fine. have done it twice this way as those damn kids keep eating and dumping drinks on the keyboards of their computers.

  167. Just get a rubber rinsable keyboard by BrynM · · Score: 1

    I picked up one of these just over a year ago thinking it would be a disposable keyboard. It's made of soft rubber so it's quiet for heavy typers like me. It can roll up and be tucked in a backpack. But the bonus I didn't expect was that I can rinse it off under hot tap water and wipe it dry/clean with a cloth or paper towel. It takes me about 2 minutes to fully clean my keyboard so I don't mind doing it often. I now have two rubber keyboards because I liked it so much.

    But there's always a catch... it does take some getting used to typing on it. First, it's flat - which is arguably ergonomic since I'm not flexing my wrists backward at all. The keys are also pretty bouncy, so you end up missing letters a lot at first. Once you get acclimatized to it though, these add up to a bonus as well: Nobody at my office likes to use it so they leave my desk alone ;)

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  168. Wash with Malaysian water by justadams · · Score: 1

    The tap water in certain parts of Malaysia contain high chlorine content and other sediments. Would that have any corrosive effect on the keyboard circuit board when washed?

  169. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

    I broke my laptop by pouring salty miso soup in it. I think it rusted the motherboard inside.

  170. so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whats wrong with bacteria?

    Chances are, if youre still breathing, there are millions of them inside you..

  171. Think first! by mikkelm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Most keyboards have their leads printed on flexible plastic sheets that are screwed together with a metal backpane. If water gets inbetween these, it *will* lead to shorts and burnt leads, and your keyboard *will not* function.

    Ideally, what you want to do is take the front part of the keyboard off, remove the keyboard controller PCB (Usually just three screws and you can pull it and the cord off,) remove the plastic sheet and the metal plate, and then just scrub the thing down with whatever you're comfortable with. Dry it off traditionally with a hairdryer or similar device (being plastic, it doesn't take more than fifteen minutes,) and screw the sheets and the controller back into the keyboard.

    Voilá. Clean keyboard in twenty minutes tops.

    1. Re:Think first! by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      THat is certainly true of higher-end keyboards. Most of the ceaper keyboards do not use this method iirc.

      The basic point is that there are two major kinds of keyboards:

      Those that use metal elecromechanical switches, and those that use printed conductive leads on plastic as the electromechanical switch. The former is probably dishwasher safe in most cases, but the later would give me pause (I would not want the printed portions of the plastic to be damaged by the hot water).

      The cheaper keyboards I have worked with have been dishwasher safe. The more expensive ones (for example, the $100 POS keyboard) might be dishwasher-safe with the exception of these components but I have never felt like trying it out.

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    2. Re:Think first! by dubz · · Score: 1

      Yep, this has worked for me too. In keyboards like mine, there are small plastic/rubber fittings under all the keys (between the keys and the contact sheets, in place of springs). When I disassembled my keyboard, I was a bit clumsy and most of the fittings popped out of place. It took around two minutes to place them back properly after I was done with the washing, but I lost one of them and now my Power key doesn't work (deliberate choice).

  172. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

    Give up smoking :-)

  173. Keyboards and mice by einar2 · · Score: 1

    When friends with kids visit, my PC typically does the baby sitting. Any Star Wars game is good to glue the kids to the screen. Unfortunately, they drool, eat chocolate, etc. while gaming. So my keyboard and the mouse get the dishwasher treatment (coz I cannot do this with the kids). I let both dry out for two, three days and things work fine afterwards.

  174. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by NekoIncardine · · Score: 1

    Toilet water the first time, clean water the second time.
    Makes good sense to me.
    Batteries and electronics don't break as easily under water as people think. There IS real hazards with electrocution and such, don't get me wrong, but a lot of these devices are built with at least some of the stupid things people can do to them in mind.

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  175. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

    Exactly, disassemble and wash the washable parts, not the electronics. Otherwise, I use a little Goo Gone on a rag to clean keys without taking anything apart and flip and pound on the keyboard to shake out the crap in it.

  176. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Fordiman · · Score: 1

    *smacks you*

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  177. I soaked an iPod in a liter of water... by Darth+Liberus · · Score: 1

    ...accidentally one day while hiking. I didn't notice the problem until my friend pointed out that my backpack was slowly dripping, at which point I reached in, fished out my 30G iPod (yes, the one with a hard drive) from a nice pool of water, and shook it off in horror. For the next 12 hours all it would do is display a sad iPod face and the message "www.apple.com/support". After that it would attempt to play music, but it wouldn't make any sound at all.

    I stuck it out in full sun for a day (metal side UP, of course!) to dry it out. Since then it has worked perfectly. It seems that water is only bad for electronics while they're wet :)

    HTH

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    1. Re:I soaked an iPod in a liter of water... by zpeterz63 · · Score: 1

      Try doing that a couple more times and see what happens.

      Eventually all the wires inside it and what not will oxidize, which is anything but good when it comes to electronics. The first time you may have been lucky, but I wouldn't press my luck if I were you.

  178. Did that to alot of keyboards by GoulDuck · · Score: 1

    Maybe 8 or 9 years ago at work, we did this at work. Another company paid us to clean their keyboards and they would give them to us in moving-boxes. I don't recall how many, but it was something like 200 keyboards. We used our dishwasher to do 8-10 keyboards at a time. They where very clean when they got out and I think we killed 3-5% of the keyboards. Well, they might already have been dead before we washed them. We gave each keyboard a week or so to dry up, before we tested them and send them back. Just when we got the job to clean the keyboards, we washed them manually (not taking them apart) but we got the idea to use the dishwasher and the results was much better than we could do it. These where the old school IBM clicking keyboards.

  179. i've done it for years by phun-ky · · Score: 1

    Uptil recently, I had a old Compaq keyboard (the keyboard is from 94-95 i believe), and every now and then I disassembled it and put it in the dishwasher. all the keys, all the green rubber thingyes, the 3 plastic parts and the metal plate. worked like a charm. to clean the keymap/the plastic sheets with the key points,I used a rag with some soap to swipe off the dirt. the hardest keyboard to clean is the one in a laptop, if anyone has a clue about this, please, pm me ;)

  180. keyboards don't like beer by tfg004 · · Score: 1

    A couple of year ago, a friend came to me with his disfunctional laptop. He had accidently spilled beer over its keyboard and the keyboard acted very weird now. Some keys didn't work at all, while others thought they were another key.
    I took the laptop apart and, luckily for my friend, the beer had only spread over the keyboard pcb. I removed the keyboard and put it in a tub of warm (not hot) water and some detergent, and let it soak overnight. The next day I rinsed it off intensely with tepid water and air dried the keyboard for a week in a windowsill. Afterwards they keyboard worked perfectly again :)

  181. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, once I knew a guy who sat in front of a CRT and then he died.

  182. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by bodan · · Score: 1

    It's a bit more complicated, but you can do that safely. I took all the keys off my keyboard, opened it up, took the logic & cable away, and put the keys and the body in the washing machine. (Actually, I put the keys in the _laundry_ machine in a pouch, and the body in the dishwasher.) Mine also had a pair of thin plastic sheets under the keys, with (probably) graphite criss-crossing circuits, and I washed that part by hand with soap for fear of breaking the traces.

    It air-dried just fine in a few hours, and worked just right after assembly. Only issue is that now it's _too_ squeaky-clean; either there's some calcareous deposit under the keys from the water, or there used to be some sort of lubricant that washed up. Anyway, they're literally squeaky sometimes ;)

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  183. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by krinsh · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't *dare* attempt this; all my keyboards are integrated with laptops. It seems like a great idea though for the grungiest of keyboards; but wouldn't it be safer to wash in a sink with cold water, gently rinse and then air dry?

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  184. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by looseSpark · · Score: 1

    I have to ask what you were doing with your keyboard in the bathroom while you shave. Are you really that addicted to Slashdot?!

  185. We all need a shower sometime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I grew up working in audio and have worked my adult life (and then some) in computers. It's all just peices-parts, nothing special. I don't remember how many peices of equipment (mixers, mobos, etc) I've showered off. Mind you, I REALLY COULDN'T CARE LESS about the bacteria issue. 99% of the time, the issue was ages of dirt/food/etc or some secretary spilled her coffee. I was opening keyboards back in the day when those things cost $100 or more and every switch was a nightmare waiting to happen should a key fall off.

    I never had a problem.

    Soapless wash and complete rinse. Gentle blow-dry. Done. No waiting a week (???) or even 72 hours.

    Then again, I've always been adverturous. Remember the first HDDs? I lost count of how many of those things I brought back to life by swapping drive packs and control boards, without a cleanroom!

  186. Denatured Alcohol! by reddawnman · · Score: 1

    It might take the whole quart to do a keyboard, but for cell phones and the like, I go to home depot and get a can of denatured alcohol in the paint thinner section. As long as it doesn't contain methyl ethyl ketone, it dries faster than water and gets more gunk out. I once spilled a full venti caramel macchiato on a laptop keyboard... disassembly and q-tips with denatured alcohol worked faster and better than plain H2O. YMMV

    Plus you can set it on fire later...

  187. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by jamesh · · Score: 1

    I'm noticing all the "it worked fine for me, i'd highly recommend it" postings. What everyone fails to realise is that everyone who's washed their keyboard and had it ruined is obviously unable to follow up with a "it didn't work for me" post.

    Therefore this survey is going to be a bit one sided...

  188. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by mpe · · Score: 1

    water doesn't hurt electronics contrary to popular belief.. its powering them up when wet that does. and its not even shorting that does the damage when you do.. it electrolysis that kills them by damaging the circuit.

    Or applying the fluid whilst the device is already powered up. Most beverages are a lot more destructive than water since they contain plenty of disolved salts. Half a cup of coffee will rapidly turn the average laptop into a set of spare parts.

    when we assemble printed circuit boards the last step is to wash them in warm water to strip the flux used in the soldering process.

    Much the same thing is done with industrial production, usually with de-ionised water though.

  189. The question remains by djauto23 · · Score: 1

    Is it safe for laptops too...?

  190. Liberation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can remember ads nearly four decades back (good grief!) blithering on about killing germs. The scary thing from the distaff perspective is that the social structure on those ads has hardly changed. It's always the woman squirting the toilet cleaner, loading the dishwasher and pushing the squeegy mop.

    Show me (randomized controlled evidence only please) that sticking a keyboard in a dishwasher reduces the incidence of GI, 'flu, and other disease outcomes, and then I'll consider it. Until then, the bacteria and I will peacefully coexist, and I will rejoice in my liberation from the squeegy mop!

  191. Absolutely! by dentar · · Score: 1

    Back in the early 90s my mentor taught me how to wash wyse keyboards in the sink. These were real keyboards with real switches, not membranes.

    HOT HOT water. Non-ionizing soap. Let it soak a few minutes. Manipulate all the keys under water. Let soak some more. Then rinse with plenty of distilled water. Rinse more. Rinse more.

    Now.... set the oven on warm, NOT HOT. Warm enough to evaporate the water. Put the keyboard in the oven for a while. When it comes out, test it. We made many keyboards that were destined for the garbage as good as new this way.

    For MEMBRANE keyboards, take 'em apart and do the cotton/alcohol trick on the sheets and wash the plastic stuff however you feel.

    It really works!

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  192. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by canUbeleiveIT · · Score: 1

    Last month I dove into the swimming with my Motorola cell phone in the pocket of my swim trunks. I would not turn on even when I switched batteries.

    I removed the battery and laid it in the sun--in 36 hours it had dried completely and works perfectly.

  193. MacBook Cleaning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's great, now how do you clean a MacBook keyboard?

  194. Shoneys Tongs by polyex · · Score: 1

    Had a girlfriend who did research at Vanderbilt University and once told me of a study on exactly what was on the tongs at the buffet table in a local Shoneys, among other places. The study basically revealed a "fecal fest". You nasty suckers who do not wash your hands, especially after using the bathroom, are really the genesis of why your keyboard ends up a bacteria trap.

  195. My solution... by Booksnout · · Score: 1

    1. Lean keyboard against leg of desk. 2. Spray with 409 cleaner. 3. Wipe with paper towel. 4. Spray again with 409. (excess 409 runs on floor) 5. Let air dry until I need to use the keyboard again. *All of this is more for the "look" of clean rather than hygenic purposes. Bacteria are cool.

  196. Washing your keyboard.. by lionchild · · Score: 1

    Unless you're a true-geek, and have a very high-end keyboard...if you're worried about the grime and germs in your keyboard, why not simply buy a new one? The keyboard and mouse are user replaceable items, is there some reason, besides sentiment, we wouldn't want to replace them if we're uncertain of the germ content?

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  197. It depends on the keyboard.... by SubliminalVortex · · Score: 1

    I have a gamut of computer keyboards, many have gone to the great computer graveyard, but others survived. The worst of the worst is getting an entire Mountain Dew knocked over onto the device, which seems to permeate every "nook and cranny" so to speak.

    I had that happen to an old IBM 'tactile' keyboard, which I threw in the dishwasher (without the heat cycle) based on advice I gleaned from usenet. After a few days of drying (in an area with a lot of heat, either out in the sun or a very warm room) the water evaporated and left the keyboard quite usable without the sticky sugary mess the soda pop left behind.

    I tried this with a newer keyboard I had, one of the Microsoft 'ergonomic' keyboards. Spilled a Pepsi in that one and put it through the wash cycle (remember to not use any dish soap or rinsers) and let it wait a couple days. It didn't work. Opening it up, I noticed the rubber membrane tying the keys to the circuit board still had water in it. I wiped it up and put it back together (be careful if you try to align it correctly) and it worked.

    This happened again to my wife with the same type of keyboard and this time we didn't open the keyboard, we just waited a few weeks for all the water to evaporate (be bought a spare keyboard in the meantime) and after a few weeks, it functioned normally.

    I used to recommend putting a keyboard in the dishwasher (I'm not sure about some of the new wireless keyboards), but I would also recommend that they wait quite some time before attempting to use it again. Having a "back-up" keyboard is almost as important as having a backup power-supply. However, it may be possible to revive a keyboard that had been inundated with liquid refreshment.

  198. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 1

    No battery-powered consumer electronics will electrocute you. The threshold voltage to stop the heart is a lot higher with DC and takes a lot longer exposure than with 50/60 Hz AC because you have to actually fatigue and stress the heart to make it stop. Plus you need to get conduction through the body across the heart to do it. Dropping cell phones, laptops, pagers or anything else of the sort into water is perfectly safe -- for the user. Not so safe for the electronics.

    One other thing a lot of people here have missed about washing electronics is that some parts and pieces (microphones, piezo buzzers, switches, etc) are either not mounted and soldered until after the circuit board washing, or have a protective plastic cover that gets removed after the wash step. One particularly useful accessory when cleaning circuit boards is a can of spray air. The industry uses and air knife. But the idea is to blow off the solvent instead of letting it evaporate. Evaporation just re-deposits whatever gunk was dissolved. Blowing it off removes it completely.

  199. I've done this... by spiritraveller · · Score: 1

    But instead of having to let it dry for a week, I just took the keyboard apart.

    Modern keyboards are not very complex. It's pretty easy to disassemble them into their individual parts and run through the wash.

    Just make sure that you put the keys in a container with holes (like the containers used for washing baby bottle parts in a dishwasher). You don't want to lose any of those keys, or have them fall into the heating element and get melted.

    The drying time here is a matter of hours rather than days.

    And when you put it back together, you can be sure that the inside of the keyboard is as clean as the outside. Years of daily use can bring hair and other filth deep inside of a keyboard. Taking it apart and running it through the wash will clean it fully.

  200. I do it all the time by GreenEnvy22 · · Score: 1

    I do this at work quite frequently. When a user complains their keyboard is too dirty or has sticky keys, I through it in the dishwasher friday afternoon, no heat and no soap, and give it back to them Monday morning.

  201. Geek Tip #35 by unsupported · · Score: 1

    Turn keyboard upside down and shake.

    That is my way to clean my keyboards. If I need more of a sanitizing clean I just spray any cleaner I can get my hands on into a paper towel and wipe the keys. That keeps it hygenic.

    -un

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  202. your immune system needs practice by pyster · · Score: 0

    Your keyboard provides targets for your immune system to practice on and develop strategies against. This is important for survival of the species. I'm a fan of letting kids (and adults) eat the stuff they drop on the floor. Candy under the couch? Old sandwich? I eat that too. I stopped washing my hands as often during flu season too, and do not avoid touching my face either. germaphobes cheese me off, but luckily they will all die out.

    Just use your dirty keyboard until it no longer works. Toss it in the landfill, get a new one. And any keyboard over $20 is a rip off. Life happens to keyboards. Pop, fried chicken breading, oil, dust, kids... As long as the keyboard does have ghosting issues with keys you use for gaming you're all set.

  203. It works by SupaYoda · · Score: 1

    I've been doing it for years.

  204. simple solution: take it apart before cleaning :) by norsedude · · Score: 1

    Seriously, in the past I've always managed to get nicotine and crumb infested keyboards like the m$ natural keyboard or the good old 1989 ibm ps/2 keyboard (aka emergency sledgehammer) for free. The former, you'll still have to pay money for, if you want it in a decent shape, the latter has become rare.

    Anyway: All of the keyboards I've gotten for free, I've simply taken apart (will take aboout 10 minutes, if not mechanically challenged...) and put everything, except for the electronics (and the conductive foils of course) into the dishwasher. The keys go into the basket for the cutlery, the rest of the frame goes into the place, where the plates should be - works just fine. You can even dry them and use the 70C program - so far I haven't encountered any problems with plastic melting or the labeling coming off. And with 70C and a Somat 5in1 Tab, even the dirtiest, nicotine-yellow keyboard looks as good as new again :)

    Small Problem: The dishwasher removes the thin film of grease, that's leftover from the injection die casting process in which the keys were made. Thus, they'll require a little more force when being pressed. I've solved that by using a drop of teflon spray.

    So, usually it takes about 30 minutes to take the keyboard apart and put it together again, plus time in the dishwasher. If you can get a decent keyboard for free that way, I think, it's time well invested.

  205. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by nullforce · · Score: 1

    Pure water will autoionize. Self-ionization of water

  206. I've been doing this since the eighties by bandy · · Score: 1
    I've been doing this since the eighties.
    • no soap
    • top rack
    • gentle drying cycle


    If it's still not dry, then a week in the sun, or a few hours to overnight in a 160 oven will drive out the water.

    The latter works great for cell phones that have been caught in the rain or lightly dunked.
    --
    "You might as well get your son a ticket to hell as give him a five string banjo." -unknown minister
  207. Commercial UV germkiller light? by gmr2048 · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't this UV Disinfectant Wand from ThinkGeek be a bit easier? Killing 99.9% of bugs with a 10 second clean cycle seems a bit more reasonable to me than a 7 day clean/dry cycle. Especially for those of us who work on a number of computers all day long.

    -gary

    1. Re:Commercial UV germkiller light? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I've seen keyboards so full of grease/hair/crumbs/etc. that they stop functioning properly until you clean them. Killing the bacteria won't help.

      --
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      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
  208. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by anti-human+1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    A-ha! You said "pouring," implying that it wasn't an accident! Wait til your boss hears about this!

  209. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by omeomi · · Score: 1

    which version of the natural?

    the second version, I believe. It was a bit smaller than the first version. I've since replaced it--oddly enough, some of the keys stopped working years after the wash-it incident--with the larger black natural keyboard with the extra buttons...

  210. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

    I successfully cleaned several mice and keyboards with our regular household dishwasher.

    Take them apart (be careful not to break to plastic hooks and latches while doing that) and then take out the electronics. My keyboards had a small PCB glued to plastic-wire-sheets under the keyboard rubber membrane. That was mounted with several screws and some cables going to the USB ports and could be separated very very easily from the casing which contained all the keycaps. Put the plastic top and bottom casing in the dishwasher, used the normal program (alone without any additional dishes) and then let it dry for several hours in the summer sun. Put it together, worked.

    The keysprings in my rather cheap Cherry keyboards (http://www.cherrycorp.com/) were made of non-rusting spring steel, so there were no problems on that side.

    The first time I did this, I took out all individual keycaps and put them between two metal kitchen sieves for the dishwashing part. But that wasn't necessary and it took half an hour to get all the keys back in afterwards. But it makes for the geek litmus-test to see if you know by heart which key goes where. (I didn't, but had another keyboard for reference :) )

    This also worked for mice and TV remotes, which usually get gunked up after some months or years of use. And no, the laser-engraved keymarkings didn't come off during the process, although I wouldn't bet on it for all dirt-cheap equipment. (TVs where the remote lost some markings after half a year of normal use)

  211. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

    One thing I forgot: Spray on some PTFE/Teflon dry-lube from the underside before putting all together again, so the keys slide in as smooth as possible. Silicone spray-on MAY be an alternative, but it attracts and binds dust. Larger keys (i.e ENTER and SPACE) usually have some guiding rods and special springs that should get a drop of thick silicone grease at the pivots and the guides.

  212. Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It is sensible to clean keyboards because the dirt sometimes interferes with proper action. Your instructions are excellent for people who haven't cleaned electronic circuit boards before.

    However, it is not sensible to worry about bacteria. There are bacteria everywhere, all the time. Whether there are 100,000 bacteria on every key or 1,000,000 makes little difference.

    Slashdot editors seem to easily believe science fraud articles. Maybe they played with their Nintendo Game Boys in biology class, physics class, and, judging by the number of spelling and grammar errors, English class.

    1. Re:Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by B'Trey · · Score: 2, Informative

      However, it is not sensible to worry about bacteria. There are bacteria everywhere, all the time. Whether there are 100,000 bacteria on every key or 1,000,000 makes little difference.

      Fully agree. Additionally, the "more bacteria on your keyboard then on a toilet" is particularly inane. A toilet is a smooth surface that's regularly doused with bleach or other bacteria killing compounds. A keyboard is full of nooks and crannies that get packed with Doritos crumbs and little bits of Taco Bell meat and sprayed with drops of Mountain Dew. Which one do you think is going to have more bacteria?

      In at least one school, there are more germs on a water fountain than on a toilet.

      --

      "The legitimate powers of government extend only to such acts as are injurious to others." Thomas Jefferson.

    2. Re:Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by billcopc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I love bacteria! Bacteria is what makes the difference between me and my spouse (well, that and the boobs). Being an utterly absent-minded ubergeek, I have a lax sense of how long food can survive in the fridge... if it doesn't have martian cheese, I declare it edible. The result of a decade of this dietary abuse is that I hardly ever get indigestion or cramps, while she will get nauseated just at the thought of day-old pizza.

      The human body is a complex, self-regulating organism. If you life your whole life in a super-sanitized bubble, soaked in distilled water and shielded from the sun's "harmful" rays, the very instant you step outside into the real world you'll drop dead. I'm not saying we should go about our daily chores covered in filth, but I certainly don't live my life in fear of microscopic critters. We humans have been around for thousands of years, well guess what: even the Neanderthal managed to survive, and while they didn't have the pollution problems of industrialization, they certainly didn't have hyper-filtered water and Purell lotion. We may be smarter and more productive than our far ancestors, but we've become big pussies.

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    3. Re:Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by Vengeful+weenie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've worked in public lab settings. After one winter where I had a number of colds, I started using a hand sanitizer regularly -- every time I came off of one of the keyboards. It made a huge difference. I think that any point of contact for multiple people, which is basically not clean ever is a health risk.

      If it's you home keyboard, I think this is less of an issue, just given the lower number of people using the device.

    4. Re:Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OTOH, many of our ancestors had 30 year life spans too.

      Some is doubtless modern medicine, some is a safer diet, but part of the relatively long lives we enjoy might be due to having fewer debalitating internal germ battles.

      Women tend to live longer than men too and also tend to live cleaner. Wonder if that is concidence.

    5. Re:Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by laejoh · · Score: 1, Funny

      I love bacteria!

      Me too! Bacteria are the only culture some people have!

    6. Re:Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I wonder if they're the same bacteria on the toilet seat and keyboard too?

    7. Re:Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by nightcats · · Score: 1

      Glad to see someone thought of questioning the underlying assumption here. In the words of an old RN I know who has personally met virtually form of medical unpleasantness possible over three decades of ER work in NYC hospitals once told me: "Brian, bacteria aren't evil beings--they're just cells doing their jobs..." I can also recall reading, about ten years ago, a paper written by some Johns Hopkins grad students who had gone into some restaurants and surreptitiously sampled some of the food, silverware, and other table items: they found enteric bacilli (cellular detritus of human shit) on most of their samples.

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    8. Re:Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      I love bacteria! Bacteria is what makes the difference between me and my spouse (well, that and the boobs). Being an utterly absent-minded ubergeek, I have a lax sense of how long food can survive in the fridge... if it doesn't have martian cheese, I declare it edible. The result of a decade of this dietary abuse is that I hardly ever get indigestion or cramps, while she will get nauseated just at the thought of day-old pizza.

      Excellent point. My girlfriend is phillipino. She came to the US about 5 years ago. Her and all her other college friends that acquired H1Bs (physical therapists), have no problem leaving takeout on the kitchen table and eating it for breakfast the next day. However, I am embarrassed to take them to a steak house because medium well is to rare for them.

      So I go to the phillipines with here to meet the parents and all that. We end up on an overnight boat. My girlfriend is upset that she could not get the "tourist accommodations" and at some point tells me "we are eating now here is your food" And hands me a burger that was sitting in a bag for 5 hours. Not wanting to argue, I eat it figuring I'll shit out my colong in 3 hours and be fine the next day.

      Well different country, different bacteria. It took 3 days and some antibiotics. The good part is she no longer makes fun of me when I put leftovers in the refrigerator.

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      --- Justin Dearing http://www.justaprogrammer.net/ We're just programmers.
    9. Re:Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Gah! My pet peeve. OUr ancestors may have had a 30year _life expectancy at birth_ but this is VERY different. Humans don't actually live that much older than our ancestors, but the _average_ life expectancy has increased because we have drastically reduced childhood mortality from things like birth complications and childhood diseases like polio, measles, diarrhoea etc.

    10. Re:Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by Goodgerster · · Score: 1

      May I point out that Homo Neanderthalis died out because we outcompeted them? :)

    11. Re:Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by CptPicard · · Score: 1

      And don't forget the large colonies of mycoplasma genitalium that just love living in the sticky substance...

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    12. Re:Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by spamking · · Score: 1

      Duuuuude. That's rough.

      Just remind her of the old adage of *keeping hot food hot* and *cold food cold*. I'm an environmental health specialist by training and some people just don't understand the concept behind food safety.

    13. Re:Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      Duuuuude. That's rough.

      Just remind her of the old adage of *keeping hot food hot* and *cold food cold*. I'm an environmental health specialist by training and some people just don't understand the concept behind food safety.

      Honestly, they never get sick, so whats so unsafe about there behavior? If I ever do spend a month in her country I do plan on starting my trip by drinking copious amounts of tap water until it no longer makes me sick. If course I will make sure I am near the hospital when I undertake this dubious task.
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      --- Justin Dearing http://www.justaprogrammer.net/ We're just programmers.
    14. Re:Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by Seiruu · · Score: 1
      Sorry to go offtopic but...

      Bacteria is what makes the difference between me and my spouse (well, that and the boobs).


      The boobs thing tells me you're not likely a lesbian couple. Which means you, for reasons unknown to man, have either named your schlong "bacteria", or you somehow go about life without one. And I don't know which is worse, really.
    15. Re:Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by spamking · · Score: 1

      We all have *bacteria* in our body that helps with digestion and fighting disease . . . I guess what they carry is *meaner* than ours or something.

    16. Re:Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      We all have *bacteria* in our body that helps with digestion and fighting disease . . . I guess what they carry is *meaner* than ours or something.

      They can drink the water and I can't so your absolutely right.
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  213. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  214. Water + Soap or any usual cleaner by dsami · · Score: 1

    I do it the manual way, water, soap and any old unused toothbrush then I take out each key, rub it with the toothbrush then rinse it and put it aside, in the end dry all the keys and parts with a hairdryer, takes 1-2 hours but I get my keyboard shining for 4-5 months...

  215. Quicker to take it apart by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

    I'm not concerned about bacteria, but I do find a grubby keyboard unsightly and sometimes sticky.

    My solution, rather than having to wait for a week for everything to dry after a sojourn in the dishwasher, is to take the back off the keyboard, allowing the actual key panels and the associated silicone or rubber film (the stuff through which the keys press on to the switches) to fall out. These may be easily scrubbed in the laundry trough with a brush and soapy water, then rinsed under the tap.

    The excess water can then be towelled off before leaving the bits in a warm place for an hour or so to dry completely before putting it all back together.

  216. dishwasher encounters by v1 · · Score: 1

    We have seen three customers bring in keyboards that they have put in the dishwasher. All three were nonfunctional and had water inside them when disassembled.

    There are three issues with washing electronics

    1) rust and corrosion risk
    2) creating damaging electrical paths when water is introduced while power is present (this can be in the form of a bios battery)
    3) water that lingers after being washed

    (1) we don't see so much with keyboards, but that's a very common issue when a laptop takes a drink. I believe this is mainly due to the customer not getting the bios and main batteries disconnected immediately, as corrosion is very rapid while power is present. There are key areas we examine in certain models of laptops where we suspect a liquid spill. Corrosion at those locations (certain chips and connectors) verifies liquid damage. Those machines typically don't even power on. The corrosion seen in many chips shorts their adjacent pins together, (looks a bit like green fuzz) and can either prevent the chip from operating or damage it outright when power is reapplied, even if all the water has been removed. Most of the laptops we get in that have experienced liquid spills have to be sent in for replacement of motherboard due to corrosion on chip pins.

    (2) is releated to (1), either the result of lingering water or presense of corrosion when power is reapplied. Often causes permanent damage.

    (3) is what gets the keyboards. Most modern keyboards are collapsing membrane variety, and rely on a semiconductive plastic disc to be pressed down on a pad of exposed contacts. When water hits these contacts, it acts just as though the key were down, and produces stuck keys. Some keyboards can be taken apart to dry them out. The membranes are fairly well enclosed though - they have to be open to allow air in and out so they can collapse, but they are close to sealed, so once water gets in, it rarely evaporates out without help. Keyboards have electronics and can be damaged by (2) as well, but it's not very common. I suspet this is because they don't have very sensitive electronics. Motherboards are also heavily at risk here because of the intricate components on the board. Small chips that have dozens of pins on them hug the board, and create capilary action that draws water in between the pins and holds it there, creating a short. Sometimes this damages the chip, and sometimes it just prevents it from working. Other components are even more resistant to drying out, such as choke coils, but in many of those cases the water does not damage or interfere with them. The big thing is wet pins on the chips. Hitting a board with a hair dryer for a good 20 minutes can be enough to clear out all the lingering water.

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  217. To My Peripheral by thePsychologist · · Score: 1

    Hell no, I'd never put my peripheral in the dishwasher.

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    "What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." Ralph Waldo Emerson
  218. Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we all know the advice an Ask Slashdot would garner for that question:

    Get a lawyer.

  219. Be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I never tried it myself, keep in mind that some bad things can happen.

    I once spilled coffee on my keyboard and after cleaning it up a dozen or two of keys wouldn't work. After investigating, it turned out one of the plastic-embedded wires inside the keyboard was dead and I had to patch it with an electric wire and a piece of eraser (to hold the wire in place).

    Apart from that, that keyboard was blessed. It survived more than a dozen years of harsh treatment (When I was using Windows and getting mad at it)! It received countless hits and flew over the room many times... It's still working but I changed it since the "[" key was starting fail (needed to press harder).

    I don't hit my keyboard anymore since I exclusively use Linux. :)

  220. I have been doing this for years and years by G00F · · Score: 1

    I own several computers and have washed keyboards many times. Keyboards from brands from memorex, HP, Dell, keytronics, microsoft and logitech.

    I have a keyboard I had since 1993 (keytronix) and retired it in 2003. That is 10 years, and washing it in the dishwasher almost yearly. Sure the ink on the keys wears out fast, but it saves you $80 http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/input/8396/

    The 3 dangers are
    Water: Be sure to let it dry.
    Soap: can corrode metal and could leave a conductive film. Use a light amount of soup.
    Heat: Use top shelf, and or turn of heat dry.

    I usually take the face plate off when washing it, and let it dry for at least a week to a month. I also wash ~5 keyboards at a time and I use about 1/2 the soap, and turn head off. I use twisties to keep the cords in large loops. I have not washed a wireless keyboard in this fashion.

    Please wash your keyboards!

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  221. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by patriciacurtis · · Score: 0

    I have washed motherboards in the kitchen sink with fairy, and hot air dried them in front of the heater, they worked a treat after, gets rid of all that human dust build up.

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  222. wash only the keys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wash my Saitek Eclipse keyboard about every month. I unscrew it and wash only the key part (which contains no electronics or electric contact whatsoever.)

    I don't know for other keyboards, but this one has a rubber part that separates the contacts from the keys. This rubber is made of one piece, i.e. dust and dirt are stopped by it, so there is little need to wash the other part.

    my $.02

  223. IBM X40 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spilled juice on my IBM x40, immediately flipped it upside down and let the juice spill off while turning it off at the same time. I took out the battery, and quickly removed the keyboard. I found that the keys were sticky, it was awful to type on. It did work though. So after a while I decided to put it in a tub of hot water, shake it around and hope that all the juice residue left. I did, and let it dry for a few hours. I plugged it in, and the keyboard worked perfectly, but the trackpoint didn't. I took it out and let it dry overnight, it was perfect in the morning.

  224. I'm not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After experimentally verifying that my cheap membrane keyboard is curry-safe, tea-safe, coffee-safe, icecream-safe, lemonade-safe, juice-safe and oh, I can't remember what else I've managed to get in there-safe, I'm not at all surprised to hear that it's dishwasher safe as well. Personally I prefer opening it up and cleaning it out, showering non-electronic components. Mainly because I live in Europe and thus don't have a dishwasher.

  225. Yep, and so are my 44 magnum revolvers by Interested+Bystander · · Score: 1
    Both have been through the dish washer and both came out bright and shiny! I did run a couple of cycles with just soap and water after the revolvers....lead on the dishes did not appeal to me.

    Yes, Cascade did the job with no water spots!

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    1. Re:Yep, and so are my 44 magnum revolvers by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      You do realize that "crystal" glass is made with lead, and so are a lot of the glazes used on ceramic dishes, right?

    2. Re:Yep, and so are my 44 magnum revolvers by Interested+Bystander · · Score: 1
      Yes, lead is in the colors used in many dishes, but that stuff is fired in at a very high temp. The lead in the caps in the 44 ctgs and what rubs off the slugs is a bit less friendly.

      They say that Andy Warhol was killed by lead posioning from the red pigment in the dishes he used.

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    3. Re:Yep, and so are my 44 magnum revolvers by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      I'd believe that. For a while, I used to have this metal plate that someone left behind at my apartment. I ate off of it probably once a week, and then ran it through a dishwasher full of my dishes.

      It took me about 3 months to discover the sticker on the back:

      "CONTAINS LEAD. DO NOT USE FOR FOOD"

      Who the fuck makes a plate for not-food?

  226. Tips... by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

    Ok, the dishwasher is an easy solution, although maybe not the best other than using the wash and rinse cycles. And if you have really hard water, you might want to think twice.

    Other tips...

    1) If you have bad/hard water avoid it, instead use filtered or store bought distilled/de-ionized water. Use a sink or tub and in place of running water, and shake the keyboard/device to ensure it is getting properly washed.

    2) Some degreasing agents are ok, but they have to be thoroughly rinsed. (Common ones used in small shops are the chemicals in Windex, 409, etc. as they are designed to be easily rinsed or leave less residue.)

    3) Drying: After rinsing electronics with clean water, if you can use an evaporation accelerator like rubbing alcohol or whatever would applicably be safe to the device. (i.e. rubbing alcohol is not good on LCDs) When you use an evaporation accelerator, you still need to give time for it to dry and placing in front of fan in a position it drains works well. This way you can avoid using heat and will also help push air through the device. I don't recommend heat unless you are also using a fan as just heat will not fully allow the water to escape as well as air flowing through the device will.

    4) If the component originally had 'grease/lubricant' protecting parts of it, you will have to replace it. This can be from misting something as simple as vegetable oil if it isn't used in a dusty environment or using products like Duralube which will add the protecting lubricant and also help to keep contacts clean as well as protect them from water damage in the future.

    5) Notice the mention of Duralube in the previous note. It can also be used to water proof electronics while helping keeping conductive parts clean. For example a telephone keypad, etc.

    One old example I give techs: I have always installed outside gate and door phones, and instead of buying boxed phones or ugly water proof phones, I simply drench or immerse the phones in a product like Duralube. It will keep the phone water proof and working properly for years. This is also a good idea for telephone or network connectors that might get exposed to outside elements. - Test on cheap phones/equipment first as your results may vary. :)

    6) For plastic finishes, use a misting of Endust, let dry partially, then lightly polish. For devices with screens, both Endust and Pledge type products can be used on scratched screen to remove the visual blemishes without harming the surface. According to the level of scratches, polish less to leave more 'product' on the screen to hide the scratches.

    The main tricks are to clean so that you are aren't leaving dirt behind, and dry well and as fast as possible to avoid corrosion, and don't apply power until you are 100% certain there is no water inside.

    If you are just trying to save a device from water damage, remove all power sources ASAP, and then rinse with clean water or drop them in rubbing alcohol, but only if alcohol is safe for the device.

    I have dealt with devices rescued from floods and the first thing was to flush them in a vat of rubbing alcohol to clean and remove damage caused by water in addition to accelerating the evaporation process without using heat.

    Good Luck and I make no guarantees or warranties on the methods discussed, implied or not.

  227. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by kneppercr · · Score: 1

    Well, I have a generic laptop that gets reselled by many different companies under a brand name (An M59K if anyone cares) and my keyboard got egg drop soup spilled in it. Popped the bugger out, dishwashed it, let it dry for three days and it works perfectly. The tricky part for most laptops would be getting the keyboard out. (Mine has tiny catch releases on the top of it. Nice and easy)

  228. no need for this anymore... by tjmcmullin · · Score: 1

    but it was useful before i knew about this... http://trevorjmcmullin.com/articles/keyclean.html

  229. I wish I had mod points by node159 · · Score: 1

    I laughed so hard I almost peed.

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  230. The Amiga 500 by swehack · · Score: 1

    I once spilled a whole can of coke into an Amiga 500. I just washed the whole thing out with water and let it dry suspended upside down so all the water came out. It only had to dry about 32 hours for me to use it again.

  231. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by bjohnson · · Score: 1

    Yeah. but it still has a very high resistance, 10 MOhm is what we used to get routinely from our lab deionized water.

  232. I have a solution by mabu · · Score: 1

    Wash your hands!

    ; )

  233. Done it before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After you wash it, rinse it with Distilled Water. This will prevent damage due to soap, minerals, etc.

    An easier method would be to shower with it. This might be more appropriate for the /. crowd...

  234. Keys Loose Lubrication by j0ebaker · · Score: 1

    I tried a batch of about 5 keyboards in the dishwasher.
    We used an air compressor to blow them dry then let them sti for a week.

    I'm not sure whether they used the "heat dry cycle" cycle or not.

    Some of the keyboards were fine afterwards. Others seemed to be more difficult to press keys afterwards. It's almost as if they lost a degree of lubrication.

    I'm trying to recall if I used dish washing detergent or not.

    -Joe Baker

  235. Re:Would I do this to my peripheral?? Heck yes! by WannaBeGeekGirl · · Score: 1

    This doesn't only apply to keyboards, but to all electronics, you can wash them if you remember to rinse them, and give them time to dry.

    This is largely true. I'm a retired US Navy Electronic Technician and we used to have a dishwasher in the shop solely for washing electronic circuit boards taken from electronic test equipment. Most equipment is not harmed by exposure to water IF there's no electricity applied. That being said, take care and use common sense,

    I'm a female who now has basic knowledge of soap and water residue, not a lot of electronics experience. I have spent hours getting rid of water-mineral-soap-scum from everything including my peripherals. Be careful what you wash with, don't use certain cleaners or clean delicate surfaces too often. You'd be surprised what builds up just from cleaning when you live in an area with lots of minerals in the water. I don't completely and fully understand why but I ended up with problems getting the keys to make contact back with the keyboard because of this. (I didn't bother to try to understand fully either because if I wanted to be a chemist I would have followed that path.)

    Now granted, I wasn't washing my keyboard as much as my hair, but I did start getting this residue from my desire to have cleaner periphals. I don't like to name brands or anything but I had to switch to something with "oxi" in the name to get the mineral residue off the keyboards, controllers, clothing, showerheads, etc. If you live in an area with "hard water", I am just suggesting don't "over do" it--once or twice a month at most, unless you get off on scrubbing and chiselling tiny areas.

    Unfortunately, I think that is not often enough and gross. What I'd really like is an option for at work where I don't want to think about who else uses my keyboard and phone, what they do with it when I am not looking, and where I am not allowed to clean beyond some lysol and q-tips.
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  236. Distilled water? by zahl2 · · Score: 1, Troll

    You're telling me that because you're a "real female" you don't know that you ought to use distilled water? What else do you put in your iron?

    Now think about why.

  237. The swimming pool dunk by zahl2 · · Score: 1

    I did that once. Shorted the battery, and because I didn't realize I should rinse it, I must have corroded the board, since it never quite worked right. Yours must have had a better casing or something.

  238. Don't clean the keyboard! by kop · · Score: 1

    Just after finishing art school, me and a few friends brought our Amigas to shed we rented from my aunt and started a video production company. One evening we needed a joint but we where out of hashish. Then i suddenly remembered how my colleague always rolled his joints on top of his keyboard while reviewing Dpaint animations. I got out a screwdriver and surely there was enough crumbs there to build a decent joint.

  239. I've washed a couple of keyboards with a hose... by MintSlice · · Score: 1

    ...and they still work.

    Spilled coke on one and the other was just filthy, so I took them out the back and hosed them down and then left them to dry (for about a week).

    Worked like a charm, but my boss thought I was mad.

  240. overrated by cashman73 · · Score: 1

    There have been entire notebook computers that have been dishwasher safe for several years now,...

  241. Tried it didn't work.. by weg · · Score: 1

    a recent experiment by a reporter who used a dishwasher to clean her keyboard

    I tried it, now it doesn't work anymore. Damn /., I guess I need a new laptop now .. ;-)

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  242. dumb question by smiltee · · Score: 0

    Does it cleans virii?

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  243. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should have thought ahead and not had your Treo anywhere near water and saved yourself the trouble and potential heartbreak of a valuable tech appliance ruined by a preventable accidental drop into a toilet.

    An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

  244. Re:Distilled water? Getting OT...and PO'd by WannaBeGeekGirl · · Score: 1

    You're telling me that because you're a "real female" you don't know that you ought to use distilled water? What else do you put in your iron?

    Now think about why.
    1. I never said "'real'" female. WTF THAT means. I just said female, FTR, RTFOP. I don't like to tolerate intolerance or want to get into stereotypes. (I think some of my friends that weren't born into bodies with medically female peripherals who choose to live as females would resent that remark though.)
    2. I have never used an iron for anything other than to make grill cheese samiches in college. I don't have time for clothing that requires ironing, dry-cleaning and steaming. And before you keep stereotyping me further, please stop. There is plenty of clothing that doesn't require that kind of care that allows me to be who I am. I honestly wouldn't spend my time here posting if I had to make time to do more than wash and line dry my own clothes--I consider ironing about as socially fun as posting on /..
    3. Finally, your post was totally OT from mine, which was on-topic. I think you are baiting me because I didn't get my jollies in Chem 101, and I'm not afraid to admit it. WTF difference does it make whether I want to understand why/how things work, beyond making them work, especially to you?


    I was just trying to post useful information to a discussion and you are harrassing me and dragging out a topic into a non useful tangent. Maybe harrassing female posters who have zero interest in chemistry gets your rocks off, I don't know. If so, more power to you, but I'm not a good one to harrass because I'm going to vent back.

    Please stop trying to save my unchemical soul and start some kind of 'you're not a real female because you never sweat with an iron campaign' and return to useful slashbotting. Sorry, I am a female who doesn't own an iron or a periodic table and proud of it. ~WBGG
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  245. Flash Memory by VGfort · · Score: 1

    I've left one in a pocket once, not sure how it survived the washer and the dryer but it did. Guess I got lucky :p

  246. Re:electronics - water - alcohol OK but for plasti by qnxdude · · Score: 1

    Yes, this is precisely why we don't use the alcohol process.. the displays we use are rated for immersion time for the cleaning process.. we just then afterwards bring them up to 100dec C for 2 min to dry

  247. i tried this by zerOnIne · · Score: 1

    I did this to my old "Linux CoolKeyboard" about a year ago, as things were getting kinda gunky. A few days later, we bought a new dishwasher.

    Unfortunately, you see, a few of the keys got wedged down into the drain-pump mechanism in the bottom, which we had to disassemble to get them out. Having so thoroughly taken it apart, I wasn't too sure of my ability to get it back together without causing flood damage downstairs. More importantly, neither was my wife. Hence, new dishwasher. (The old one had seen better days anyway.)

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  248. Wouldn't buying another keyboard make more sense? by rfc1394 · · Score: 1

    Nowadays, I can buy a new keyboard for US$3.99 at a computer store. If dirtiness is that big an issue, might it make more sense to just buy another keyboard every month or two, then donate your (barely used) keyboard to some local computer club or non-profit? Keyboards are so cheap these days I routinely keep one or two in a box in the closet in case one becomes difficult to use or acts funny.
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  249. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by mightyQuin · · Score: 1

    It's been 8 months, two days ago, since I've had a cigarette - no cheating - *sigh* you'd think it would get easier by now. Coincidently, I set up a slashdot account 8 months ago and have been reading/posting since then... never put my keyboard in a dishwasher though.

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  250. Dishwasher safe keyboards??? by jordyhoyt · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't we instead be making keyboard safe dishwashers?

  251. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not that cheap to buy a new keyboard if you're getting a good one. Model Ms aren't even available new, they're like $30-$40 used (so unlikely to be clean when you buy it anyway), and the closest new equivalent is over $100 (I think Lexmark still makes a keyboard they call "Model M" but they switched it from buckling sprint to some crap membrane setup like 10 years ago.. some other company makes a buckling spring keyboard though, whose name escapes me). If you don't know what I'm talking about, you simply must use a Model M sometime. Most keyboards are simply awful in comparison.

  252. Re:Would I do this to my peripheral?? Heck yes! by ancientt · · Score: 1

    I started to say something about the feeling that you need to wash your peripherals so often. I really don't feel it is that necessary, but I discussed an idea with my boss the other day and thought it might be proper to run it by somebody more cleanliness minded than myself, so I'll focus on that instead.

    Imagine you have a desk with no monitor perched on it but instead it IS a touch sensitive monitor. Yeah, a monitor the size and shape of your desk, an actual desktop computer. Your keyboard would be a displayed on the desktop as would your mouse, if you needed a mouse. Your writing would behave like papers that you could drag around to where they were handy or you could drop into your calendar for follow-up or drop into your filing cabinent to file away or drop into your outbox for sending. If you wanted to do both, you could drag the paper with two fingers to make a link between the two or double-tap then double tap somewhere else on your desk to make a copy. The desktop display would have to be tough enough to take a hot cup of coffee dropped on it, tough enough to take a heavy lysol spraying and have a pretty high resolution.. but we're getting there.

    It's just a thought, but I wonder how appealing it is to everybody else. For me it would mean no more papers cluttering up corners. It would mean an awful lot less power lines cluttering up the place and a tremendous improvement in being able to work as a group on a project (no more hauling the projector out, or mirror monitors and eye contact with everyone in the office rather than staring through a monitor at the one (un?)lucky enough to be behind one of them.)

    1. Would that appeal to you as a clean freak? (I mean that as a flattering term.)
    2. Do you think the appeal (assuming there is any) would be enough for you to learn to use a displayed keyboard rather than one with physical keys?
    3. What would you want from it that I haven't mentioned?
    4. Would you use a keyboard if you could scribble and have your scribbles morphed into text (complete with spell-check if you like) behind your handwriting?
    5. What would a mouse be good for?
    6. Would you still need paper (or something like paper, perhaps a portable paper-size display?)
    7. Have you heard of anybody offering such a thing before? (No, I'm not offering, I don't have the capital.)

    I'm primarily asking WannaBeGeekGirl, but anyone is welcome to chime in.
    Disclaimer: I'm not aware of anyone offering or who has patented anything like this concept, but I think it hardly qualifies as an original idea. As much as it does, presuming no previous patents, I hereby release anyone using this concept of any patent infringement onus, but retain all other rights of ownership, to be exercised by the Free Software Foundation in my absence. I have not at this time filed for any patent, nor do I intend to but do wish this post to be considered prior art as much as is possible.

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  253. Re:Wouldn't buying another keyboard make more sens by NumenMaster · · Score: 1

    For people like you and me who, for various reasons, need just a standard no frills keyboard, a $3.99 piece would be just dandy. Others, on the other hand, may have a super wireless keyboard with special hotkeys and such. Keyboards like this could run $100. Sometimes they even pair with a mouse too. If I had that situation, I'd much rather wash it rather than buy a replacement. Though, back when I was really poor, I spilled a pepsi on my keyboard. I was so broke I couldn't afford another one, so I unscrewed it and cleaned out each key, the rubber mat below it, and reassembled it after everything was dry. Normally, I would've just ignored it but ants came into the house and decided the innards would suit well for a cafeteria so I had to clean it. I know, too much information.

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  254. Yiddish by LandruBek · · Score: 1

    That word is tchochkes.

    (Meant as informative, not as a grammar nazi.)

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    1. Re:Yiddish by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that. Never seen it written, but my girlfriend has me hooked on the word.

      I used to say gatsadili.

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  255. Wheres the one handed model? by WarJolt · · Score: 1

    I've never gotten sick from keyboards, but seriously I will never use some of my friends keyboards. Maybe I'll buy them a sealshield.

  256. Re:Would I do this to my peripheral?? Heck yes! by WannaBeGeekGirl · · Score: 1

    1. Would that appeal to you as a clean freak? (I mean that as a flattering term.)
    I should give my neat-freakness some reference and put it in context. I previously was located in a shared office for two with a guy who worked 5am-1:30pm. (Currently, I am on sick leave so who knows where my stuff sits.) The office was in between an IT mini-station and a confrence room designated for customer usage (mainly, we had overflow problems so other people used it too.) My workspace was closest to the door. My lovely, complicated, DoD, workspace, because of the type of work I do, requires the PC and my phone to be a certain distance away from the Solaris workstation I spend 70% of my day at on a normal day. Still the location of the entire workspace lends my phone, and both keyboards to the confrence room and IT guests. This is all despite my efforts to the naught. You'd think duct taping the phone receive down with a big sign that says "MINE" would work, someone still cut it loose while I was out. I had many signs over the area noting that it is a private workspace. I drew many arrows to the public workspace. People are lazy. Worse, type-A people wanting IT service get angry and really belligerant and will throw things too over the use of a keyboard. We are allowed to customize our workspace and mine was certainly unique. The company really has no defense. I was placed there because I had a broken foot, we were at max occupancy and they thought it was easier for me to get through two sets of fire doors than one on crutches. Yes, that didn't make sense to me either. My phone smelled, frankly, like men's cologne. I don't wear men's cologne, so I'm fairly sure someone else uses it on a regular basis--worse the same person. I know someone else uses the keyboards because there are orange glowy pieces in there and I don't eat anything neon or ATK.

    I'm really not a genuine germ-a-phobe. I can't stand that crap you put on your hands that doesn't wash off. I'd rather just not touch my hands to anything than use it. I carry a wet-nap thing in my purse, but I'll be the first to admit its dry because its probably at least 5 years past due. I only wash my hands once, thorouly at each proper time, I just don't like that I'm somehow sharing peripherals with other people. I mean, I've been in restrooms and seen people not wash their hands. Thats gross, I don't care what you did in that stall. Unless you are Magneto, who shouldn't be in the girls bathroom, you still touched the door handle. That means you might pass along a cold or something that I would rather not get/spread. People also cough all over their hands, they chew on fingers, they pick their noses--can't deny that, I've busted some co-workers digging for gold. So its just that it boils down to...well, that whole grossness factor. That, and people lie.

    I don't mean I have these huge mistrust issues, but have you seen the TV medical show House? One of Dr. House's diagnostic tools is that people always lie. I'm not really focusing on why they lie, though its an interesting question and great show. My point is whether or not they intend to, people are putting icky things in my peripherals. So I offered some advice about my experience and asked a question.

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  257. Re:Would I do this to my peripheral?? Heck yes! by WannaBeGeekGirl · · Score: 1

    Imagine you have a desk with no monitor perched on it but instead it IS a touch sensitive monitor. Yeah, a monitor the size and shape of your desk, an actual desktop computer. Your keyboard would be a displayed on the desktop as would your mouse, if you needed a mouse. Your writing would behave like papers that you could drag around to where they were handy or you could drop into your calendar for follow-up or drop into your filing cabinent to file away or drop into your outbox for sending. If you wanted to do both, you could drag the paper with two fingers to make a link between the two or double-tap then double tap somewhere else on your desk to make a copy. The desktop display would have to be tough enough to take a hot cup of coffee dropped on it, tough enough to take a heavy lysol spraying and have a pretty high resolution.. but we're getting there.
    It's just a thought, but I wonder how appealing it is to everybody else. For me it would mean no more papers cluttering up corners. It would mean an awful lot less power lines cluttering up the place and a tremendous improvement in being able to work as a group on a project (no more hauling the projector out, or mirror monitors and eye contact with everyone in the office rather than staring through a monitor at the one (un?)lucky enough to be behind one of them.)

    I hope you don't mind me not answering your questions one at a time, perhaps after more discussion and i feel like I'm on the same page as you, I can do so. For now, this is the best I have. As far as your virtual workspace...you know, the DoD contractor development world lags in desktop technology so badly that I'm still trying to take your idea in. The lag is there for security issues, red tape, and such. I came out of college in 96 all excited about this new Java stuff and had to take giant steps back drink a lot of the real java while waiting before we were allowed to even prototype with Java. Same with the big Oracle releseases and Solaris, etc... *lol* A free beer to anyone who's heard of ObjectStore. ~cringe~

    I've been on medical leave for a possibly terminal condition for almost 4 years now, and its been so weird catching up. I honestly wish I could answer your question from a work point of view.

    This is getting really OT, so I'll probably mod my karma down and go ahead and answer you this, which may be more or less or nothing of what you wanted to know:

    A terminal disease changes your POV on life, and often if you recover or start to, like I am, you consider making some career changes as the news of your health gets better. Not totally dumping your career, but maybe merging it with something else more meaningful on a personal leve. I put my heart and soul in to Raytheon and they rewarded me with two trips overseas when I was young and the least senior because I could present without any fear and was willing to (hell I love to) teach. I was also single and had nothing to tie me down, so leaving on short notice working in my favor. Until the the illness struck. Then things changed, but the company, for all its problems stuck with me, becaues I do have talents and if I get well and come back... Well there are people that ask for me by name. I haven't done work for them in 4 years and they refuse to fire me. Go figure. I think because I did some really crappy stuff no one expected anyone would do. I did it well, and I saved some asses of supervisors and people who assumed because I was disabled I couldn't do anything. I don't believe in burning bridges. Raytheon is not the best company, but they have done me right, they haven't fired me, after being non-revenu for 4 years, they still pay my med bills. Thats loyalty. When I survive and beat this thing, I want to thank them before I finally move on.

    Then I want to change careers to a writter or social worker and THAT would be when I could envision your virutal desktop being perfect for what I need. Because I take tons of paper notes and its har

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  258. Get or make a key-cap puller... by mengel · · Score: 1
    What you should do is get, or make, a key-cap puller (it looks like this ) I find you can make one with 2 paperclips, and a ball point pen tube, with a pair of pliers in about 5 minutes.

    Then you pull the keycaps from the keyboard, fill the washroom sink with soapy water, and wash the keycaps. Dry 'em with a paper towel, and put them back on. The whole process, including making the keycap puller, takes about 20 minutes, and your keyboard is back in action. You can also dust out the guts better with the keycaps off.

    Of course, you have to remember which keys go where... :-)

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  259. been doing that since like 1995 by gothbunnie · · Score: 1

    I've been using the dishwasher (liquid soap only, top rack, no drying heat) to clean keyboards for quite a while now. Doesn't work so well with the grainy soap stuff.

    GB

  260. is this new information? by Sir+Duck · · Score: 1

    Maximum PC ran an article about cleaning your keyboard in a dishwasher a few months ago, and I learned you could do that from an IT buddy years ago. That was a standard practice at the university he went to. Did this reporter just hear about this from a friend who read the Maximum PC article? Or read it themselves and steal it? My past career in mass media leads me to think so. Not to mention, some of wording echos the forementioned article.

  261. Dishwasher Keyboards by psibrman · · Score: 1

    This is old hat. But a warning!! Make sure the keyboard is dryed for a week. If you are in a humid environment, ten days. If there's any water in it, things will get toasted. Want reload your hard drive from scratch. (That's if LUN 0 is targetable after your indescretion.)

  262. Re:Distilled water? Getting OT...and PO'd by zahl2 · · Score: 1

    I just find it really odd that you're so interested in cleaning things, and then claim that you need extensive chemistry knowledge to understand how that works.

    And sorry, but being proud of not owning a periodic table? Isn't that a bad female stereotype?

    I probably shouldn't have said anything, but I found your "oh, I couldn't possibly know anything" attitude offensive. Especially when you feel the need to point out that you're female in the 3rd word. And while I know guys with irons, and I don't use mine for much, I do happen to be female.

  263. Re:Distilled water? Getting OT...and PO'd by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

    This subthread is a perfect example of the No True Scotsman logical fallacy...

  264. Or something! by ^_^x · · Score: 1

    I work in your typical IT support job, and deal with a LOT of dirty keyboards/mice. I would never put a keyboard into a dishwasher, both for the board and washer's sake, but I certainly welcome sanitization efforts. I've considered a spray bottle full of strong rubbing alcohol (BTW, if you try this, remember not to inhale it or let the mist get in your face!) For personal use, I have hope in the silver-based antibacterial coatings that are appearing on some peripherals and cel phones now, though even those would have to be cleaned occasionally...

  265. Re:Would I do this to my peripheral?? Heck yes! by johndiii · · Score: 1

    John Sculley (then CEO of Apple) presented a video of something very much like this when he was a keynote speaker at UniForum in February of 1988. The video was quite well done, and very cool. IIRC, that was toward the beginning of Apple's use of Unix as a base for their OS. I'm not sure whether or not Apple ever took it any further.

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  266. Works with most by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will work for most keyboards. I used to work in the IT dept. of a lumber store chain, the PC's would come back to the store full of dust and dirt, there was a dishwasher there used only for those keyboards.

    However, someone decided to try it with a DEC terminal keyboard and it no longer worked after a cycle.

  267. Yup... by tthomas48 · · Score: 1

    I've washed two keyboards by putting them in a bathtub, and letting them air dry for a few days. They worked for years afterwards.

    That said you probably shouldn't be sterilizing your keyboard. It's a good thing to keep bacteria around that gives your immune system a light workout, if you're working at a computer all day.

  268. cleaning / fixing solutions for hardware. by t-maxx+cowboy · · Score: 1

    In the past I have used the wonders of a dishwasher to fix a computer component. I have also resorted to boiling a floppy controller to get it to work. I have also had to fix a non-working Apple //e by lifting the power supply side of the unit off the floor by a foot and letting it drop back to the floor. The trusty old upside down canister of compressed air to super cool an overheating chip as a part of trouble shooting an issue.

    Why these solutions actually worked I couldn't tell you, I just know strange processes often have a way of working when all other avenues are having problems.

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  269. Just hold it upside down and use some Windex by Ken+Erfourth · · Score: 1

    I do this all the time to clean used keyboards in my computer shop before selling them (I buy a lot of surplus computers from our local university).

    Hold the keyboard upside down, and give it a light spraying with Windex (or any other generic glass cleaner containing Ammonia, but not abrasives). Hold it for about 30 seconds to let the Windex work on the greasy fingerprints, then wipe down the keys with a nice soft terrycloth towel. Wipe from several different directions to get all sides of the keys.

    Voila! Looks great. Holding it upside down keeps the Windex from running into the works where I suppose it would cause corrosion.

    As far as other equipment go, I pretty routinely douse entire laptops in fresh water when they've had Cola, coffee or beer spilled into them (or in a couple of cases, they're back from Iraq, and full of sand and grit). I remove the keyboards, CDROMS and hard drives, along with the batteries and speakers, and stick them in the sink under warm water. After a good vigorous swishing, I rinse them with distilled water and use compressed air to blow out all the droplets possible.

    Then I sit them under a fan for a couple of days, turning them every few hours to let trapped water drain out. After two day, reassemble and restart.

    Works every time. I learned the basic principle as a RADAR technician in the Marine Corps. It was standard procedure for electronics that get splashed with salt water during carrier operations.

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  270. Re:Distilled water? Getting OT...and PO'd by WannaBeGeekGirl · · Score: 1

    I just find it really odd that you're so interested in cleaning things, and then claim that you need extensive chemistry knowledge to understand how that works.
    And sorry, but being proud of not owning a periodic table? Isn't that a bad female stereotype? Cleaning is different from ironing. I do enjoy cleaning as a way of mindlessly letting go of negative emotion. Baking does the same thing. When I moved to a high altitude location I didn't bother to learn the physics/chemistry or whatever is involved in the reason that I need to add more flour to my recipes. I just asked the guys at work how they keep their cakes from falling, they said to add 3 tablespoons of flour.

    I don't think that being proud of not owning a period table is a bad female stereotype. I am proud of it because it was my choice to stop after Chem 101 and study coding. I sold my chemistry book back. I put my reasons for not having one in context too, by explaining that I chose a different career path in the previous post. Some of the greatest people on earth didn't own period tables.

    And yes, I'm quite odd, something I'll never be apologetic for.
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  271. Keyboards in water/dishwasher by wintercolby · · Score: 1

    While I haven't cleaned keyboards in the dishwasher, I used to support a university in which students were always spilling things in laptops. With most laptops, I would remove the keyboard and spray it down with window cleaner. After all of the visible junk was off the keyboard, I'd soak it overnight in about 1 inch of water. The next morning, I'd shake the water out of the keyboard and set it on top of a CRT monitor, as a gentle heat source. I would leave the keyboard on the monitor for at least 24 hours, and verify that it was dry before re-installing it into the laptop. This worked for me over 50 times, with coffee, orange juice, Snapple, beer and mixed drinks. The key step, if you spill something in a keyboard, is to remove power from it immediately. You can remove power from a Desktop keyboard by just pulling the PS/2 plug from the back of the computer. To remove the power from a laptop, unplug it and remove the battery. Although it is tempting to jump the gun on trying the keyboard before it dries, this is a sure fire way to destroy it.

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  272. Microsoft Wireless MultiMedia Keyboard by nlitement · · Score: 1

    This keyboard I have doesn't suck: its batteries last well over a year, and I use it a lot. Not only that, but you can remove the frame with the keys where all the dirt gets stuck and wash it any way you want, then dry it and screw back onto the separate plate with all the electronics.

  273. Perfectly safe. by amenbea · · Score: 1

    Keyboards are perfectly safe to clean in a dishwasher as long as they are dried completely before using.

  274. Re:Keys Loose Lubrication, silicone spray anyone? by dfries · · Score: 1
    I've had the same problem of the keys not sliding as well right after putting them through the dishwater. They eventually start working normally again. I only put the keys and plastic face through the dishwater, not the electronics, and I've never had a broken keyboard after a wash.

    I had just put two keyboards through the dishwasher yesterday and I can tell the one will be sticking for a while. This time I'm going to try some lubricant once the plastic dries. I have some 'Gunk, heavy duty Silicone Spray lubricant' that lists plastic. I would normally worry about puttying lubricant like that on something I would be around so much, but the label lists toys, it can't be much of a problem. I'll try a cotton ball or q-tip and see which works best, I didn't want to spray the entire back.

  275. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by sjames · · Score: 1

    My keyboard hasn't hurt me yet, so I'm not too worried about it hurting me in the future.

    Keyboards are fairly safe. The real civilization ending palgues come from unsanitized telephones.

  276. More rubish to the environment. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    I have used the same keyboard for 12 years.

    One should throw away things only if they don't work or if you are getting something substantially better (and even then you may want to check if your old item is of use to anybody else).

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  277. Re:Keys Loose Lubrication, silicone spray anyone? by dfries · · Score: 1

    I hope there is something better out there because I tried the silicone spray and it didn't help. The newly cleaned plastic just doesn't press as easy as it does before. Any other suggestions?