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  1. Re:Worst pick-up lines for a CS chick... on Mathematics and Sex · · Score: 1

    Care to malloc(4-1/2 inches)?

    Lady: Buffer underflow!

  2. Re:Neither do i. on XLiveCD: Cygwin and X For Windows On A Live CD · · Score: 1

    Laptop users may have to wait three hours :)

    I actually do find network policies that prevent shutting down and/or rebooting retarded. We have that where I work. I usually just end up holding the power button down anyway.

  3. Re:Wait... on XLiveCD: Cygwin and X For Windows On A Live CD · · Score: 1

    The terminology still doesn't make sense to me. The way I see it, the server should be the one running software and serving information about the windows that the client is about to draw on its screen.

  4. Re:never played it on Wing Commander 3 Reaches Ten Year Milestone · · Score: 1

    And to preempt the obvious, I'll be sure to suggest increasing the virtual CPU speed. I have a slow-ass 1.7 GHz P4 and it runs most everything fine, including Privateer. If I had that 2 GHz machine, I could probably run Ultima 7 fine. Right now, it feels like it's running on the old 486SX laptop I used to have.

  5. Re:The Memories on Wing Commander 3 Reaches Ten Year Milestone · · Score: 1

    Alternately, DOSBox has gotten a lot better at running Privateer since 0.62 was released (current is 0.63). It went from really choppy and stuttery to playable at a frameskip of 3 on my P4 1.7 GHz machine. Since the game is designed to run at 20-30 fps, not much difference can be seen, especially since I played the game at slower framerates on a 386 originally.

  6. Here's a great example! on Linux Has Fewer Bugs Than Rivals · · Score: 0, Troll

    :(){echo "hello world"|:&};:

  7. Re:Mistake on Linux Has Fewer Bugs Than Rivals · · Score: 1

    Even if "hello world" is perfect, I imagine you still have stdio.h to take into account.

  8. Re:Make love, not war... on Linux Has Fewer Bugs Than Rivals · · Score: 1

    I use Gentoo, you insensitive clod!

    Disclaimer: Windows user w/SuSE on the side, but looking at Debian and liking it.

  9. Re:Got the same problem here... on Metered HTTP Proxy? · · Score: 1

    This is easy. Install linux, put mozilla on it with maybe the flash plugin if you're feeling generous.

    Of course, extensions and plugins and easily be added within .firefox under the user's home directory - unless there's an administrative way to prevent that (which could be useful for enterprise environments as well).

  10. Re:Ob. Simpsons Quote on Tablet Mac Becomes Reality · · Score: 1

    Ok, found another in case I turn off my web server:

    Here.

  11. Re:Ob. Simpsons Quote on Tablet Mac Becomes Reality · · Score: 1

    I've got a video that says otherwise.

    I can't find a working link to the video offsite because, according to Google, there is only one copy of the clip on the planet and every Geocities page links to it, so it's been removed.

    Here. This one is on my computer. The web server's on and off - if you can't get to it, it means I've booted into Windows to do something else.

  12. Re:Concur with the "no more registration required" on The Year In Ideas · · Score: 1

    If people changed their own passwords as often as people change the BugMeNot shared passwords just to piss others off, everything would be much more secure.

  13. Re:More antennas = better? on More Antennas, Faster Wireless · · Score: 1

    I was actually thinking about this bike. Why stop at 1300cc's when you can have...uhhh..that thing has to be at least 15 liters.

  14. Re:Link on Geminid Meteor Shower · · Score: 1

    That....is....the....coolest.....thing I've ever seen.

    (At least this week)

  15. Ob. Simpsons Quote on Geminid Meteor Shower · · Score: 1

    Brockman: (Wearing tons of gold jewelery after Old Springfield discovers gold in dry river) "Thanks to the people in New Springfield, we'll all be taking golden showers!"

    (Studio crew busts up)

    Brockman: "......what?"

  16. Ob. Simpsons Quote on Tablet Mac Becomes Reality · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kearney: "Hey, Dolph - take a memo on your Newton: beat up Martin."

    Eat up Martha.

    Kearney: "Bah!" (throws the Newton and it hits Martin in the head)

  17. Re:It's a joke! on Using GPS to Track Teens · · Score: 1

    I can make this on topic again, watch:

    Homer: Simpson, Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in historeeeeee! From the - town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chest nut tree...AAAAAAGGH!!" *crash*

  18. Re:Years away on New Advances Bring Fusion Closer to Reality · · Score: 1

    I caught it.

    (Stewie responding to retarded "Weakest Link" joke)

  19. Re:So many legit uses on BitTorrent Gives Hollywood a Headache · · Score: 1

    Haha, funny actually. But I believe the success of this is because it integrates so well into the web experience. The closest anything else ever got was the ed2k:// delimiter for eDonkey, but never really took off - probably because every download took hours to finally pick up speed.

  20. So many legit uses on BitTorrent Gives Hollywood a Headache · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Perhaps the difficulty in battling BitTorrent is because it's harder to argue that its only purpose is to pirate material? We've seen plenty of good uses for it, such as alleviating the bandwidth pains of downloading Windows XP SP2, high demand game patches (Take THAT, Gamespy and your system of waiting behind 400 people in line!), etc.

  21. Re:Not exactly "green" yet on Green Energy Almost Cost-Competitive with Fossil Fuels · · Score: 1

    Until they hit the windmills.

    At which point they turn purple?

  22. Re:Might be pushing it a bit but... on Gaming Gifts For the Obscenely Rich · · Score: 1

    How about one that doesn't cause Half-Life 2 to stutter? Yeah, I also went there.

  23. Re:Might be pushing it a bit but... on Gaming Gifts For the Obscenely Rich · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but that will cost you two third world countries.

    If you homebuild, it'll cost you one Congo.

  24. Re:appropriate? on New Games Journalism · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm with what George Carlin said about this one. The word has no harmful intent in and of itself; it's all about the context in which you use it.

    This article did not use it to directly demean black people, so it's pretty much safe.

  25. Re:a few other things to add on TheOpenCD 2.0 Released · · Score: 1

    Still wondering about their choice of games...

    LBreakout: The only paddle game that's rated PG

    "...Dammit!"