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The Year In Ideas
No_Weak_Heart writes "The New York Times Magazine (registration required) presents its annual compendium of ideas. The list ranges from acoustic keyboard eavesdropping to land-mine-detecting plants to water that isn't wet. What catches your fancy? And what do you think is missing?"
What's obviously missing is not having to register at nytimes! Come on guys, how hard of a concept is that?
If I told you, my world domination plan would be at risk.
I didn't RTFA, but I noticed my ski bike isn't on there. Neither is my shopping cart grocery trailer! Whats is this, a popularity contest?
http://craig.backfire.ca/imgbrowse/ski-bike/
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Le français vous intéresse?
A list of new and innovative ideas hidden behind a required login.
Agile Artisans
Here's a login and password.
How am I supposed to fit a pithy, relevant quote into 120 characters?
Flying cars.
...and if one learns Dvorak and Qwerty keyboard methods, and switches back and forth between them, wouldn't that cause audio monitoring of the typist and/or keyboard to be inconclusive? Or more interesting yet, have multiple keyboards, so to never leave an audio bug knowing which keyboard one is using at any given point so that they can't develop a profile of a given piece of equipm$#@^&
NO CARRIER
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
You don't have to mechanically compensate for vibration. You can just move the image electronically to counter the physical movement of the display. You'd be less likely to get car sick watching a video. Easier to read displays for driver.
You don't need to know the make and model of the keyboard to be able to decipher the keystrokes. As long as each key makes a slightly different sound, you can give each sound a number and it becomes a letter-substitution code. More complex because there are more keys, but really not all that hard. Now what's the relative frequency of e and ,?
The whole point of Liberal Arts education is to produce human beings incapable of doing something worthwhile, thus successfully eliminating them from the work pool (yay, more jobs for others). For decades, nay, centuries, this scheme has functioned flawlessly, keeping the World well oiled and working like a chronometer. And now, someone's trying to spoil it by teaching Liberal Arts majors Real World Stuff. I swear, if this is allowed to continue, you'll face the consequences pretty real soon.
Man is a slave because freedom is difficult, whereas slavery is easy.
"Worse, cows might be attracted to the weeds growing over mines, with disastrous consequences."
I think it's pretty obvious we have a winner.
http://www.aaplblog.com/ - News about Apple Inc.
Apparently, it's a "carbon-based molecule" with "fire-safety applications". Last time I checked, water only contained hydrogen and oxygen, not carbon.
I'd give that Ebay vigilante a cookie if I met him. And give me that Exoskeleton and I'll show you a superhero with freckles! Kimota!!
They're the only things that will survive a nuclear war, right? So why not build bomb shelters out of them?
Secondly, given that anything buttered always lands butter side down, has anyone considered buttering a kitten's back? Caught between the duel imperatives of landing on it's feet and landing on the butter, it would rotate endlessly in the air. Stick on some magnets and voila, instant free energy
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FACT: websites with free content that force readers to surrender their details end up collecting garbage information, and also annoy said readers who end up reading some other website with similar content.
IDEA: uuh, like, stop the registration thing perhaps?
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
And if people changed passwords regularly, breaking into people's systems would be much more difficult. But neither is very likely.
You can even use the time between strokes as a crude measure of distance between (unknown) keys, or as a hint as to what kind of stuff is being typed (c code will sound different from a memo, even if the keys are all the same) to improve your frequency analysis.
If this method really works as claimed, the only way to make this really difficult (aside from scanning for & prohibiting the recording devices themselves) is to either engineer at great expense a uniform-sounding keyboard or, maybe, use one of those chorded keyboards.
Is there a paper on this, btw? It's almaden, so I'd spse so. I have trouble believing that there is enough auditory information to distinguish every key, consistently within make/model. No way. They must use extra information, like digraph analysis or other context-based language-dependent statistics.
If you have two microphones with tight foci (and you can compensate for the typists' hands), you can point one at the right hand end of the kybd and the other at the left, then use stereophonic analysis to get some more info. about where the keys are; if the mics are precise enough, this can do a lot. i.e., with location data alone, you can, say, reduce the candidates to {t,g,b,y,h,n,f,j,v,n,r,u} on a QWERTY 'board.
Notably, that would work with a uniform sounding keyboard also (as long as it is a fullsize two-handed 'board), and may give you enough information for some things, e.g. reducing password space to a managable size for bruteforcing.
Letting techno-geeks rule the country is BAD. (Unfortunately, I include lawyers among that group; and they're the ones running things right now.) You want your country populated by people capable of seeing the big picture not just their little part of it. We need fewer people with employable skills and more people capable of actually thinking. It's a matter of training vs. education. I vote for more education and less trainable skills.
If you don't use the keyboard enough to give them a large enough sampling to determine which sound corresponds to which key (which they'd have to figure out with a best guess method) then they might not be able to build a profile on a given piece of equipment.
If you had many, many keyboards of the same manufacturer and model it'd be even more difficult, since the sounds would be so similar that they might not have an easy time telling keyboards apart, especially if you switched keyboards many times in the middle of a given session on the computer, and even worse if you switch keyboard layouts frequently too.
You can't accurately number-letter substitute if you don't know which numbers correspond to given letters. Admittedly they could take the time, over a long enough period of time, to determine which is which if you never change out to newer keyboards, but it would make the problem significantly more complex than simple sound interpretation.
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
I remember hearing about this this year. It looks like a great idea, but I have real doubts over how well it'll be implemented.
Our troops don't even have the kevlar vests and armor plating they need. What makes us think they'll ever have a state-of-the-art exoskeleton?
open sesame
A slashdotting - you get the stick first and then the carrot !
Which threat is it that changing passwords frequently mitigates?
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Let me be the first to welcome our new, low-price overlords.
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this guy is trolling me, when I am genuinely trying to help people.
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Le français vous intéresse?
In america, these, days? Probably, about the, same.
ResidntGeek
In Order:
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(annual compendium of ideas):http://www.google.com/url?sa=D&q=http%3A%2
(acoustic keyboard eavesdropping)http://www.google.com/url?sa=D&q=ht
(land-mine-detecting plants)http://www.google.com/url?sa=D&q=http%3A%2
(water that isn't wet)http://www.google.com/url?sa=D&q=http%3A%2F%2
Thanks, Google!
The buttered slice of bread on the back of a cat: oldest joke ever!
Why should I be forced to install *both* when I only want *one*? A lot of people (myself included) have a secondary *slow* computer that also runs Linux. 1gb of hard disk space makes every meg precious.
Le français vous intéresse?
It is a hydraulic engine with which you can build motors of any size. Want to rotate the Pentagon? It is possible with the Hercules motor:
http://www.indrives.com/frameset.html
Why bother with the acoustics when you could monitor the EM radiation and pick it up farther away ( TEMPEST-style)?
All I want to see if solar-powered flashlight...Greatest invention of all time...
How can we have a list of anything without a Cowboy Neil optioin?
Monstar L
1gb of hard disk space makes every meg precious.
Then you won't want to use a desktop enviroment at all. In fact, you might want to consider using one of the BSD's instead; NetBSD would probably work great on such an old system.
Yes, many many people have considered and attempted to build the butter-cat core reactors. Currently more energy must be put into the system than can be drawn from it.
As the core spins, the butter is flung outwards, causing the system to shut down quickly. Researchers have overcome this problem by cooling the system and containing the core inside a super-conductive bread 'bottle'. As any final year physics student will tell you, cold butter can not be spread onto bread, infact, it is repelled by it. By surrounding the core with high-intensity bread fields, the butter is pushed towards the centre of the reactor, sticking to the cat. Of course, this system requires large amounts of energy.
Much research has gone into this technology, and scientists believe that they have a design that will produce more energy than is put into the system.
Construction of the prototype is due to commence shortly, however it is an international effort. Currently progress has been halted because France and Japan are arguing over who should have the reactor on their soil. Supporters of the french claim that their skills in making french toast will allow for a higher quality core. On the other hand, Japan's extensive collection of 'hello kitty' products puts them at the forefront of feline technology.
Where ever the prototype is constructed, this is an exciting time to be alive. Cheap, clean power is just around the corner.
printf("Goodbye cruel world!\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b");
I think that land-mine plant could have an extra benifit - if countries who refuse to sign land-mine bans continue to use them (COUGH USA COUGH) someone needs to fill a plane with these seeds and drop them everywhere they think land mines are being used - but not after the war, during the war! render them totally useless as a weapon by revealing their locations days after they have been set! Although the plant still seems a little creepy...
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http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/12/magazine/12INTRO .html?ex=1260594000&en=8c47f536db98335b&ei=5090&pa rtner=rssuserland
I believe what you meant to say in that Brownsville is border town filled with filthy Mexicans. That goes most most of Texas and Florida.
Sorry pal, once the scheme is caught onto, what's to stop them from piping the output of the microphones into several analysis modules? After all, when you touch type something on a Dvorak keyboard it produces gibberish if you assume you're on a normal keyboard.
Whichever module gives valid output is the right one at the moment.
As for several keyboards...same thing. If your typing is worth enough for someone to actually set up this equipment, it's worth enough for them to add a little more effort and processing power.
>You can even use the time between strokes as a crude measure of distance between (unknown) keys, or as a hint as to what kind of stuff is being typed (c code will sound different from a memo, even if the keys are all the same) to improve your frequency analysis
g .pdf
My advisor (Dawn Song) has a paper (with other people, of course) about timing analysis of interactive ssh sessions. Basically, the upshot is that you can watch how long it is between packets that come out, and you get one packet per keystroke (iirc), so you can use this to learn about what they're typing. It's reasonably difficult, of course, but the microphone attack does gain extra information which the ssh attack does not.
If you're interested, a pdf is at http://www.ece.cmu.edu/~dawnsong/papers/ssh-timin
Lea
"The Best Way to Skip a Stone" isn't silly. In fact, skipping stones was the basis of the concept of Dambuster bombs back in WW2.
One rather bizarre note appears here . "If the bomb breaches the dam, code word is Nigger but if it does not breach, code word is Gonner."
In any case, skipping objects off water is hardly a new area of research and does not belong on a list of things "new and innovative" as it is neither. But it is not at all silly.
Mal-2
How is the Riemann zeta function like Trump rallies? Both have an endless number of trivial zeros.
FACT: websites with free content that force readers to surrender their details end up collecting garbage information, and also annoy said readers who end up reading some other website with similar content.
IDEA: uuh, like, stop the registration thing perhaps?
You seem to think that the content is free. You are mistaken.
Just because the currency isn't green or made of metal doesn't mean it isn't a payment. The NYT wants a payment for viewing their content. That payment is your personal information.
"Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives" should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
Dehydrated water, surely. Comes in very small packages. Makes 4 gallons. To make ready to drink, just add water.
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Get rid of patents. Seriously. Think about it, you want to talk about bringing zillions of unused ideas into the mainstream. There's the way. For every monopoly an inventor looses, all of a sudden he'll have access to millions of other ideas he could never have access to without a royality or liability. Companies could save billions of dollars on lawsuits and lawyer expenses. Ford could make parts that are compatable with GM - it would force industries to consolidate parts standards and save a ton on excessive waste that often ends up as junk that is environmantal waste.
And it would force real commoditized competition which would likely increase quality and decrease prices.
I know of many workers who are required to use these tags as part of their employer's worksite access policy, and although the employer is not supposed to use RFIDs for work performance purposes, the attendance of the workers is being tracked down to the second.
These devices are being implemented so gradually that I don't think the implications have been fully thought through by the public.
BTW, I was going to link a bunch of previous /. stories on the subject, but I don't know how the code works here; doesn't seem to work when I preview the submission and shows the text of the entire link. Anyway, just search this site for "RFID" for the most recent headlines.
Linux is fractured between two dominant desktop enviorments; which is hindering it's market penetration.
No, the fact that one company already held 90% of the market share when Linux became viable as a desktop OS is hindering its market share. If your average Linux distro was 100% compatible with MS-Windows XP, Microsoft would disappear.
So, therefore, why don't we merge gnome into kde so that we have one major desktop enviroment with two 'sub-desktops' (the original kde and gnome) that users can choose between?
There already is a common denominator, and that is pure X11 programs. Besides, I don't like one of those two desktop environments, and I'd rather use nothing than a combined monstrosity of a desktop. If I wanted that, I'd use Windows.
Don't be so quick to scoff, after emacs absorbed vi its' user base increased, and I think that with a little thought and planning the same could happen for linux, too.
Since when did emacs absorb the vi userbase? I use vi every day, and haven't used emacs for... 8 years maybe. Is this some sort of joke? Emacs is a bloated overbuilt editor that takes too damn long to start up. (If it takes longer than about a second, it's too long.)
My guess is that you are trying to reignite a KDE-vs-GNOME or VI-vs-EMACS flame war.
"Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives" should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
Saw a Danish documentary on those landmine detecting plants. Funny enough they used the dehydrated water to "water" their plants. It was due to the seeds being so small that they could be carried away by the wind. On a different note, it seems as if the guys that developed the plants are having a hard time in getting the right clearances, some english chap that was in the documentary, working for the team as an observer, and link to the African country's government, ended up trying to wreck the whole projekt because he was afraid of genetically engineered plants.........(Note to guy, if your country is chock full of landmines, a few extra plants is not going to ruin your day)
Other than that, not much, because if someone is logging keystrokes they could conceivably use your data only seconds after you enter it.
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
> FACT: websites with free content that force
> readers to surrender their details end up
> collecting garbage information, and also annoy
> said readers who end up reading some other website
> with similar content.
> IDEA: uuh, like, stop the registration thing
> perhaps?
I don't really have a problem with it. It only takes 30 seconds to register and I have never received any spam from them.
If you were the NY Times trying to sell advertizing so that you can provide the content on the net for free, wouldn't you want to have some information to attract high-end advertizers? Like it or not - that is how the newspapers (esp the NY Times) make their money.
I'm sure they've weighed up the option of not having registration in lost readers vs. lost advertising revenue, and I suspect they know more about the trade offs than you.
Give them fake information if you feel that way, you're getting to access articles you'd normally have to pay if you bought the physical newspaper.
GNOME and KDE will probably never merge. If they do, the result will be craptacular as it will end up with all the worst features of both and it won't matter if it has any of the best features of either. It would be better to add any "missing" functionality from one to the other and abandon the other, implementing a compatibility layer to support the other until those programs are superseded or transitioned to the other toolkit.
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
Those planting the mines could easily till salts and/or herbicides into the soil at the same time. When nothing grows there, these plants won't work.
On the positive side, this would prevent people from trying to farm or graze on the mined land.
Mal-2
How is the Riemann zeta function like Trump rallies? Both have an endless number of trivial zeros.
If people changed their own passwords as often as people change the BugMeNot shared passwords just to piss others off, everything would be much more secure.
It would be cool if it didn't suck.
Worst. Idea. Ever.
"And a voice was screaming: 'Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?'" - HST
Tax intellectual property the way we tax real property. If you don't value it enough to pay the tax, sell it or put it in the public domain.
This would bring unused ideas into the mainstream.
Oooh +5 Troll - nice one..
$ strings FTP.EXE | grep Copyright
@(#) Copyright (c) 1983 The Regents of the University of California.
PeTA probably has plans about the cats to be used, as well as the poor cows that get milked for the butter.
And it has to be butter. Oleo (margarine) has about half the effect that Butter has.
"My guess is that you are trying to reignite a KDE-vs-GNOME or VI-vs-EMACS flame war."
Curses, my evil plans to divide and conquer the Linux community thwarted again! I would have got away with it, if not for those meddling kids!
-Bill G.
They are not getting it though, and they still require a logon. They know the information is bad, but are still doing this for other reasons...
My guess is that this has more to do with company politics then anything else. Once they've decided to try to restrict the information, people have a lose-lose situation. Argue that you should open it and your for giving away the product, argue that you should keep the logon and your for collecting useless information. Most people working in an office would simply ignore the issue and pretend everything is fine.
Thanks for putting on the feedbag. Thanks for going all out. Thanks for showing me your Swiss Army knife.
Thanks, that's a nice paper; I'll have to read the Viterbi algorithms in more detail later though it's nice to see pure info. theory put to nefarious ends. =)
The upshot of an empirical 50x reduction in workload for password-cracking from timing information alone is surprising and disturbing. However, even the rudimentary position info from a multi-microphone analysis should at least double that (in the case of a high-latency digraph it can give order information, e.g. tell OZ from ZO; otherwise, it will tell you where the flurry of keystrokes is occurring and possibly let you break up the HMM into one for each hand if you have a model for how humans type).
It's pretty much impossible to avoid brute force if the adversary has access to the encrypted password. I'm not worrying about that attack anymore; if people gain access to my shadow files I have larger problems.
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Someone might be able to exploit a hole in a remotely accessible service that would allow them to get specific files from your system given full paths, but not otherwise get into your computer.
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
Of course, no one has to memorize the new BugMeNot password, so this is a lot easier...
"I think Editors of Slashdot should not post stories that link to "must register" sites. A like to Google cache should be used instead."
And I think that the original submitter could have done the work to providing a registration free link.
But apparently we all are a bunch of lazy yahoos. But then an overdependence on the internet will do that to ya.
This article: http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/12/magazine/12LAWFA RE.html I did not understand. While it seems like neo-con "we must let ourselves be bound by international laws and obligations" I couldn't really make heads or tails out of enough of it to know for sure.
Your CPU is not doing anything else, at least do something.
For those curious, it's not water that isn't wet. It's a water-like fire-supression substitute called Novec 1230. You may have seen it on some of the morning talk shows. It's a carbon-based liquid molecule that looks and feels a lot like water, but you can soak most electronic devices in it and they will still work. It puts out fires just as effectively, but it vaporizes quickly, drying 25 times faster than water. It's non-carcinogenic, it breaks down completely within 5 days and doesn't do any damage to the ozone layer. It's rapidly becoming adopted as the fire supression system of choice for many businesses. Bruce
I don't know if any of these are really new ideas but they seem to have come up a lot in 2004.
- Affordable space tourism for the masses
- Podcasting. ipod+time shifting+rss
- The Seriousness of Fake news. It seems like even the mainstream news channels like CNN have started to incorporate comedians and irony in their shows. Jon Stewart interviews John Kerry, and the daily show book is a best seller. Many articles are written about why people are so turned off the real news channels.
- Global Economic Crash imminent. The declining US dollar is at risk of being dumped by Asia and losing its status as world currency to the Euro - potentially trigger global economic crisis. Another scenario involves the 'peak oil' theory and the increasing price of oil.
- Fighting Terrorism using Drug War tactics. An interview with John Kerry in the NY Times magazine reveiled that his view of terrorism as a problem you fight locally in a similar fashion to drug cartels and not as a global war fought at the level of nations.
- Sex Slavery in America. A controversial piece of investigative journalism in the NY Times posited that sex slavery is widespread in the US.
In the "A Fire Upon The Deep" universe, the Powers of the higher computational zones are hypothesized to be able to perform powerful computations on minimal data.
The keyboard thing is a great example of that; with scanty data you can reverse engineer what keys are being tapped.
I'd bet with a bit more work you wouldn't even need to calibrate the device, just collect a lot of keypresses, classify them blind, and apply known probability distributions to the data. With that you could get a high probability analysis of the keypresses. (After all, if the two most probable passwords are "thebeatles" or "theb]atles", which do you think it is?)
A single picture or a short sound doesn't have a lot of data in it, but a long sound sample or video file has a lot of data in it. Expect this to be just the beginning.
The NYT has my real e-mail address and in return I find real NYT news content in my in-box each morning, something I want and need. I suspect that is true of most of those who register.
The tinfoil hat market being what it is this days, I doubt the Times worries much about the Slashdot demographic.
i bet the year in patents is a much longer list than the year in ideas.
"This has already been invented. I invented it in 8th grade in 1999..."
Sorry to burst your bubble, but you didn't invent a thing. I bought solar powered garden lights 12 years ago. Connecting a solar panel to a storage battery is not a new concept.
And the correct spelling is "genius"; the noun form lacks the "o". "Ingenious" has an "o" because the suffix is modified to denote an adjective (like "grievous", "heinous", "specious").
America, where declention is something done with the buttocks.
"I think that land-mine plant could have an extra benifit"
Better would be explosives eating bacteria. Why send men, or machines searching for the land mine? When bacteria can find it, and eat it's "heart" out if you will. All that's left is some inert materials.
I can just imagine the plans that People for the Eating of Tasty Animals would have for cats and cows.
"I think so, Brain, but 'instant karma' always gets so lumpy." - Pinky
"Decepticons FOREVER!!!" - Ravage
I'm so sorry for having no sense of humour.
Man is a slave because freedom is difficult, whereas slavery is easy.
Another invention that gets piled with the :>
screen doors for submarines, and the
spaceship that only works underwater
Eh.. If PETA has a complaint about cat-butter reactors, we just need to remind them that the cat not need be living to have the desired effect as far as I know. Kill a couple dozen cats, they'll beg the scientists to return to the humane live cat reactors.
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Clean? Obviously you have never replaced a litterbox. Buttered cats also have a tendency to toxic spills of hairballs, a tendency likely to be increased by buttering. And then there is the still unsolved problem of herding.
In my opinion, the butter-cat core reactor will never be more than a footnote of science. Of course, while it will never achieve large scale production, it will certainly continue to be a very popular lab demonstration.
"Lord, grant that I may always be right, for Thou knowest that I am hard to turn" -- A Scots-Irish prayer
ps: If you want to validate the test, corporations, see if you can get HP CEO Carly Fiorina to take it...
"Lord, grant that I may always be right, for Thou knowest that I am hard to turn" -- A Scots-Irish prayer
Secondly, given that anything buttered always lands butter side down, has anyone considered buttering a kitten's back?
My sister used to have kitten that hadn't learned to wash (from its mother or wherever kittens are supposed to learn that). In order to induce this poor stinky kitten to wash its fur, they resorted to buttering it.
I don't think they tried flinging it in the air while buttered though (one can imagine the poor thing trying desperately to complete its washing, while spinning rapidly, before it hits the ground; talk about kitty stress!).
We live, as we dream -- alone....
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But if you are
1. Willing to crack open the keyboard to install a mic.
2. Install not one, but two high end mic.
Won't it be much more easier just stick a bucket-brigade style monitor in the keyboard that actually read the data from keyboard to computer.
In US, you can easily buy enough major firearms to wipe out your neighbourhood but a few little fireworks are banned.
good luck using "acoustic keyboard eavesdropping" on my model m i've woken people up before just typing
Who said anything about cracking open the keyboard, or even being in close proximity to it? ;-) Although it would probably be hard to conceal the requisite microphones externally, it is possible in some cases.
I agree that this attack may not be the most practical, but assuming you are fortunate in target and have the budget of a government TLA, it has the amusing perk that NO amount of inspection of the computer itself would reveal it.
... so, in other words: ice?
Scientists have announced a major breakthrough in the cat's bread and butter problem. They have instead opted for a non-butter prototype that consists of duct-taping two cats together, back to back.
...is old as the hills. I read an article about this in, like, 1996. You can even do it from a few hundred meters away by bouncing a laser off a window.
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Another great use of bug me not!
Am I the only one who is reminded of Space Quest 1? The packet of dehydrated water that could be used to kill a monster? bah.
-ReK
md5sum -c reality.md5
reality: FAILED
md5sum: WARNING: 1 of 1 computed checksum did NOT match
Clean?
Clearly, you don't have cats. Particularly ones that don't know what the litterbox is for!
Wouldn't a good counterattack be to have the computer reproduce random keystroke noises as you're working? (And come to think of it, even when you're not...)
Treat it as a white noise solution, something like broadcasting static at a window to prevent outside mics listening in to the vibrations induced in the glass by a conversation insude.
Allegedly real newspaper headline from 1998:
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
Compared to the failed dog-deadfish reactor, yes, very clean.
printf("Goodbye cruel world!\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b");
". . . a filthy Mexican border town."
Do you mean "a filthy, Mexican border town"? or "a filthy-Mexican border town"? There's a difference, asshole. Next time you try to offend, use punctuation.
why doesn't somebody invent a pill that will keep a womans snatch from ranking? Come on already!! What's taking so long?
Emacs is a bloated overbuilt editor that takes too damn long to start up. (If it takes longer than about a second, it's too long.)
Interesting criterion.
Do you have a web browser that starts up in under a second? An operating system that starts up in under 10 seconds?
That'd be nice to have, but not if the price I'd have to pay is to get an interface that completely sucks.
I use Xemacs most of the time, but when I want a quick editor, I use ed. For small jobs when I don't have an Xemacs window open, even vi is bloated and takes too long to start up. If it takes longer than about a quarter of a second, it's too long.
Get several keyboards of the same model and find some way to randomly depress keys on these keyboards.
Or just turn the stereo on and way up...
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
If anyone is interested in seeing the other sound-analysis attack referred on the article about this type of attack against keyboards, then the paper that explains it can be found at
http://www.mind-security.com/papers/4
Best regards,
Filipe