User: WilliamSChips

Re:Wow

On: Yahoo China has the Worst Filtering Policy

You were saying?

Re:Unproven business model

On: Why Ballmer Should Leave Microsoft

Well, if I were a multi-billion playing card manufacturer circa 1910 I'd put my money into the Wii.

Re:also cue monkey boy jokes

On: Why Ballmer Should Leave Microsoft

The BSD license means that MS now owns their copies. You can blame their not using GPL for that.

Re:more info on the EU anti-trust case

On: Why Ballmer Should Leave Microsoft

Obviously you have to either support regulating everything or support regulating nothing.

Re:Women and Linux - My Experience

On: GNOME Reaches Out to Women

In my experience, Clippy has no redeeming features whatsoever.

Re:rather use Nothing At All than Creative...

On: iPod Faces Patent Probe

she's a writer and hates having things disappear

Does she know Ellen Feiss?

Re:Dirty tactics...

On: iPod Faces Patent Probe

Won't you need to change the singulars too? Otherwise it'll be talking like the plural of child is patents...

Re:Heh

On: Cellular Companies Join to Improve Linux

Canon balls? Are those sold by the Vatican?

Re:count me in!

On: Over 12,000 black Nintendo DS Lite Systems Stolen

Just download some songs from LimeWire and then you'll become a pirate.

Obligatory

On: NeoOffice 2.0 Alpha 3 Released

Wake up, NeoOffice. The Matrix has you.

Re:You forget the prophet

On: Pope Advised Hawking Not to Study Origin of Universe

No, the real question is: What if a Blizzard programmer enters the game dressed as a Prior and starts demanding worship?

Re:The Inquisition

On: Pope Advised Hawking Not to Study Origin of Universe

ALTERNATE MITCHELL (scrunching his face in confusion): Now, let me get this straight. We figured that you guys would try to escape, and we set this trap for you. Not realizing that you'd figure out that we'd figure you out, and you set your own.

Re:So what's new?

On: How iTunes Hurts Weird Al

I didn't take sexual advantage of that woman, dammit!

Re:So what's new?

On: How iTunes Hurts Weird Al

Satan runs a record label.

Re:ANOTHER one?

On: Another Sky Press Driving Neo-Patronage

They were...eliminated.

Re:This message will probably be erased

On: Google's Secretive Data Center

Luckily I can't be killed before...you mean this is Stavromula Beta? Oh crap...

Re:Why the red herring?

On: Senators, ISPs, and Network Neutrality

but then again all the people who connect to AT&T are free to stop doing business with them.

Until all the internet companies throttle down access to Google.

Re:What???

On: 3D Realms Won't Rush Duke Nukem Forever

They were in the Time Dilation envelope with the Replicators.

Re:Open Source

On: Basic Internal Instant Messaging Solution?

Nope, Google works with the wider Jabber net. No group conversations though.

Re:He lives!

On: New Crater On Moon Caught On Video

But what about the furry creatures from Alpha Centauri?

Re:Conspiracy?

On: New Crater On Moon Caught On Video

They travel there on a daily basis with technology reverse engineered from the Roswell crash.

No, the Asgard willingly gave it to us for the Prometheus.

Re:AYBABTU

On: Labs Compete to Build New Nuclear Bomb

Launch every 'nuke'!

Re:Grey Goo shell, with a delicious Pink Goo cente

On: Hawking Says Humans Must Go Into Space

If we can get other civilizations hooked on our power sources, we'd already have a major diplomatic "in", which would hopefully help us avoid inadvertant destruction of our species, as well as those we contact.

I'd rather not be a power cell stuck in the Matrix, thank you very much.

Re:Just one problem among many.

On: Hawking Says Humans Must Go Into Space

And his insane psychic sister from an Alliance genetic experiment.

Re:Why should the species survive?

On: Hawking Says Humans Must Go Into Space

Just about any planet with a Stargate.