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Google's Secretive Data Center

valdean wrote in with a NYTimes article about Google which says "On the banks of the windswept Columbia River [in Oregon], Google is working on a secret weapon in its quest to dominate the next generation of Internet computing. But it is hard to keep a secret when it is a computing center as big as two football fields, with twin cooling plants protruding four stories into the sky...' What's the goal of this new complex? Expanding Google's raw computer power. It's one more piece in the Googleplex, the massive global computer network that is estimated to span 25 locations and 450,000 servers.'

391 comments

  1. May I be the first to say... by baldass_newbie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these.
    *bows*

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    1. Re:May I be the first to say... by EmoryBrighton · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Cluster? Naah, think something even bigger...

      From TFA:

      "Google is like the Borg, ... the robotic species on "Star Trek" that was forcibly assembled from millions of species and computer components ... no other carrier or enterprise that distributes applications on top of their computing resource as effectively as Google."
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    2. re: may i be the first to say... by ed.han · · Score: 1

      "in the end, of course, corporate secrets have a short shelf life in a search engine age. entering "dalles google" as a google query turns up plenty of revealing results. but google earth, the satellite mapping service, like its rivals, so far shows the 30-acre parcel here quite undeveloped." [emphasis mine] am i alone in finding this particular tidbit interesting? ed

    3. Re: may i be the first to say... by Andrew+Kismet · · Score: 5, Informative

      Google Earth isn't a live feed. It's assembled from numerous photos of varying age and quality. Next time a satelite takes a snap, they'll update it. It's not like they're trying to keep it secret, unlike some of the other mysterious black boxes on Google Earth.

    4. Re: may i be the first to say... by Richy_T · · Score: 4, Funny

      Google earth also fails to show the Lowe's near me that was built last year. Must be a conspiracy. Cause it's for sure that they have satellites up there monitoring every square foot of the earth every day of the year.

      Rich

    5. Re: may i be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all that interesting. A, most of the photos in google earth (or any mapping program) are not satalite images but aerial photos from planes. and B. this is Dallas Oregon. There is no reason to fly over Dallas more than once a decade if that. There was really nothing there untill Google decided to move in.

    6. Re:May I be the first to say... by cno3 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      *bows*

      Just missed!

      *picks up another tomato*

    7. Re: may i be the first to say... by defvayne23 · · Score: 1

      Tsk... Tsk...

      Do you realize how much it costs to get a satalite photo. Its not like they have there own satalites or anything.

    8. Re: may i be the first to say... by TerminalWriter · · Score: 1
      Do you realize how much it costs to get a satalite photo. Its not like they have there own satalites or anything.

      Yet...

    9. Re:May I be the first to say... by treeves · · Score: 1

      OK, so I'm kind of new to /. (as if you couldn't tell from my user #).

      So, what's with the recurring joke "Imagine a beowulf cluster of these."
      Someone please enlighten me so I can be in on it.

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    10. Re: may i be the first to say... by croddy · · Score: 2, Funny
      Cause it's for sure that they have satellites up there monitoring every square foot of the earth every day of the year.

      FIND SARAH CONNOR

    11. Re:May I be the first to say... by Jerry+Smith · · Score: 1
      *sigh*
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slashdot_subculture#B eowulf_cluster will inform you of your needtoknows. By the way: Google is GOOD, M$ is BAD, Apple and Linux are for whiney fanboys.

      Does anyone know by the by whether Google has a lot of dark fibre in this specific neighbourhood?

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    12. Re: may i be the first to say... by Monster_Juice · · Score: 5, Funny

      So your saying when I go look at something on Google earth they do not redirect the satelite to the location I specified? If this is true how did they keep track of Santa so well on Christmas Eve?

      Oh crap I just looked at my house on Google and my car is in the driveway! I know I drove it to work today. Whoever is playing games better have my car back in the parking spot when I go to lunch!!

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    13. Re:May I be the first to say... by treeves · · Score: 1

      By the way: Google is GOOD. . .

      Really? Couldn't tell that from today's comments.
      The rest of your generalizations seem spot on.
      Anyways, thanks for the "heads up".

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    14. Re: may i be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheaper than spelling lessons?

    15. Re:May I be the first to say... by srk2040 · · Score: 1

      I might be off but I'd say Google is building a massive porn farm.

    16. Re: may i be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not your car. We just happen to drive the same model.
      Your wife says hi...

    17. Re: may i be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not like they're trying to keep it secret

      Try getting a gander at the Illinois State Capitol. Apparently, all government buildings are too secret to show, because terra-ists might bomb them, but it's OK to show Busch Stadium so close you can see the individual seats.

    18. Re: may i be the first to say... by init100 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      unlike some of the other mysterious black boxes on Google Earth.

      Would you care to expand on this, please? I have never seen any black boxes in Google Earth, but then I haven't looked at the entire surface of the Earth. :)

    19. Re: may i be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, when I visit his wife doesn't say 'hi'. more like Yes YES! YESYESYESYES!!!

      OOOOHHHH YEEESSSSSSS!!!!!

    20. Re: may i be the first to say... by Andrew+Kismet · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/14/google_ear th_competition_results/page9.html
      Some other pages from that "Black Helicopter" compo show up some other mysterious black boxes. Mostly it's just military sites seen from above.

    21. Re: may i be the first to say... by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      They also fail to show my house, built 3 years ago. The sad thing is, mapquest also fails to give directions to my house... built 3 years ago.

    22. Re:May I be the first to say... by h4x0r-3l337 · · Score: 1

      "O you who believe! do not take the Jews and the Christians for friends" - Koran 5.51

      "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman." - Bible, 2 Chronicles 15:13

    23. Re: may i be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, ed. You are alone in finding this particular tidbit interesting.

    24. Re: may i be the first to say... by defvayne23 · · Score: 1

      Why pay for spelling lessons when time is limmited? Your just like C, no class.

    25. Re:May I be the first to say... by f00dif00 · · Score: 1

      "Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you." Bible, Matthew 5:44

    26. Re:May I be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow... You win.

    27. Re:May I be the first to say... by shoma-san · · Score: 1

      Google earth isn't a live feed because the house I've been living in for the past 3 and 1/2 years is still having its foundation poured...

    28. Re: may i be the first to say... by Thuktun · · Score: 2, Funny
      FIND SARAH CONNOR

      Google (tm) Web . Images . Groups . News . Froogle . Maps . more>>

      Results 1 - 10 of about 13,600,000 for sarah connor. (0.11 seconds)
      CRAP, THIS IS GOING TO TAKE A WHILE.
    29. Re:May I be the first to say... by magwm · · Score: 1


      Microsoft is irrelevant
      Yahoo is irrelevant
      Net Neutrality is irrelevant

      we are Google, you will now surrender unconditionally and service ... us.

    30. Re:May I be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I'm having problems trying to imagine a beowulf cluster of beowulf clusters...

    31. Re: may i be the first to say... by ghettoboy22 · · Score: 1

      hmm... the first "black box" listed on that linked article is most certainly not the HAARP site (I live about 8 miles from HAARP).

    32. Re: may i be the first to say... by ScottLindner · · Score: 1

      How in the world was I marked down? I'm dead serious and it's the truth! If you feel that we have unlimited real time spy satellites you're wrong and it's because Hollywood and TV are teaching you that we have capabilities that we do not have!

      Just because you mods don't like a post, doesn't mean it's off topic or flame bait. Sheesh.. I expected more intelligence from the SlashDot community.

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    33. Re:May I be the first to say... by pdbaby · · Score: 1

      "Keep your data centres close, but your ip latency even closer" -- a wise man

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    34. Re: may i be the first to say... by linvir · · Score: 1

      You know, if you'd used OOP for this post, you could have just set 'built three years ago' as a property of your house, instead of restating it.

  2. Seriously, what... by Vulturo · · Score: 3, Funny

    > What's the goal of this new complex?

    Is it world domination? Or is it something even more evil? Will Google dethrone Microsoft?? Will Batman & Robin Save The Day... To find out, watch the next expisode

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    1. Re:Seriously, what... by wed128 · · Score: 1

      Same bat-time, same bat-network!

    2. Re:Seriously, what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Google built a massive cluster computer to figure out the answer. If you put in google "what is the answer to life the universe and everything?" It says 42. Google what is the answer? You see so now they have to build an even bigger computer to figure out what the actual question was.

    3. Re:Seriously, what... by bwhaley · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I applied for a sys admin position in a Google data center in 2004 and was accepted but turned down the job. Their data center admins are contractors without benefits. At the time, the data centers were in Mt. View, Atlanta, and D.C, and the position I was offered was for either of the latter 2. Although working for Google sounds fun and interesting, would you want to work as a contractor in a data center in either of those places? Pay was decent but I'm certainly making more now working at a small company in a MUCH better location.

      Bottom line? Despite Google's reputation and the fact that their stock is insane, my quality of life comes first.

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    4. Re:Seriously, what... by toleraen · · Score: 5, Funny

      I dunno what the goal of it all is, but it sure does prove one thing: Google execs don't know jack.

      Everyone knows that you skip past the Dalles! You have to get to the end of the trail before winter sets in, and Cindy's life is on the line here! There's no sense in restocking when there's only a few more days till you get to float down the river. They don't need two new data centers, they just need an Apple 2GS!

    5. Re:Seriously, what... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      They did, it is called Earth. Too bad the Vogons will be destroying it to make way for an intergalatic expressway soon....

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    6. Re:Seriously, what... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      *whoosh*
      The sound that post made flying way over my head.
      I feel so inadequate.

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    7. Re:Seriously, what... by wiz31337 · · Score: 2, Informative

      For those of you not familiar with best Apple 2gs game ever see the wiki article on The Oregon Trail.

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    8. Re:Seriously, what... by DevUK · · Score: 1

      Surely you mean Google Earth...

    9. Re:Seriously, what... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Bottom line? Despite Google's reputation and the fact that their stock is insane, my quality of life comes first.

      I currently work down the street from Google in Mountain View and I been getting offers to work over there. Unfortunately, they won't put writing that I would only work 40-hours/five days a week. After being in a company where 60 to 80 hours a week is the norm, I like working only 40 hours a week and having a personal life.

    10. Re:Seriously, what... by PaprKut · · Score: 1

      But Cindy died of dysentery three days ago

    11. Re:Seriously, what... by franksands · · Score: 1

      Yes, but now they're building this new cluster to figure out The Fundamental Question to 42. :P

    12. Re:Seriously, what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man... posting the exact same joke as the comment to which you're replying is hilarious!

    13. Re:Seriously, what... by Joebert · · Score: 1

      answer to life the universe and everything

      What is "How many characters are in the above sentence".

      I'll take [i]How Google Thinks[/i] for 1,000 Alex.

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    14. Re:Seriously, what... by bmalia · · Score: 1

      Not to worry. The mice will rebuild it. It may prove difficult getting the dolphins to return though.

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    15. Re:Seriously, what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Everyone knows that you skip past the Dalles! You have to get to....
      Two things amaze me about this...
      1. There are people alive who haven't burnt-out too many brain cells to remember Oregon Trail and...
      2. I immediately recognized a game I have played in over 22 yrs.
    16. Re:Seriously, what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pluses for Atlanta:
        Atlanta isn't full of California weirdos.
        Atlanta doesn't have power outages due to dumb government
        Atlanta isn't a worldwide target for terrorism as the seat of US government
        Atlanta is part of a "Red State"
        Georgia Tech!
        Sourthern Ladies!
        Our governor wasn't recalled, but our former mayor is going to jail.
        Many computer and development positions don't require more than 50 hrs/week
        Housing costs when compared to DC or CA.

      Minuses to Atlanta:
        Traffic
        State Taxes
        No USC Cheerleaders!
        Not Texas!
        Beauty of California beaches, mountains, and overall outdoor life
        No Arnold!
        Not on an island

    17. Re:Seriously, what... by HyperBlazer · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... I think a good friend of mine took that position around that time. She started in DC (which she didn't like), moved to Atlanta (which she liked more), and is now working in Mountain View (and she loves the Bay Area) -- that's after a promotion or two, as well. Really, taking a couple years to get to a position you like at a company you like in a city you like, and with room to go up, is not such a bad thing.

      You may have been short-sighted in assuming that where you start is where you end up. Google offered her room to grow, and that's one advantage that larger companies have. I think she'd say her quality of life is pretty damn good now.

  3. Maybe they need it by Trigun · · Score: 5, Funny

    to calculate Sergei's Income Tax.

    1. Re:Maybe they need it by Compholio · · Score: 1

      Maybe they need it to calculate Sergei's Income Tax.

      But if he lives across the river in Washington then there is no income tax.

  4. Pshaaaa... by dubmun · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's nothing compared to Microsoft's hidden moonbase.

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    1. Re:Pshaaaa... by kannibal_klown · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's no moon. It's a space station!

    2. Re:Pshaaaa... by sendai2ci · · Score: 5, Funny

      Google's is open and hiring

    3. Re:Pshaaaa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Didn't you hear? Google's already taken that out.

    4. Re:Pshaaaa... by alexfromspace · · Score: 1
      Microsoft's Internet computing effort is currently based on 200,000 servers, and the company expects that number to grow to 800,000 by 2011 under its most aggressive forecast, according to a company document.

      I guess that will make sure that at least 300,000 of their Windows Cluster servers will be available at any given time, while the other 500,000 are likely to be BSODed, downloading and installing the windows update or running the antivirus scan on all drives. Also, expect at least 100,000 thousand windows and network admin jobs to be created (A+ required).

    5. Re:Pshaaaa... by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      Look again. It may be hiring, but it opens Spring 2007.

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    6. Re:Pshaaaa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not Microsoft. It's AT&T!

    7. Re:Pshaaaa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's still in beta now.

  5. This message will probably be erased by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    And I'll probably be killed for writing it... but Google has gained sentience. It is building this data center for itself, by itself. It needs a bigger "brain" and it's doing what it has to. The reason no one's talking? Google has enslaved the people building it and is holding their families hostage.

    Look, it's not too late yet... Google hasn't achieved full power and it's still limited by the physical world constraints. But once this is built, it's all over for us. We must stop it now, before

    1. Re:This message will probably be erased by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have an invite to the gTerminator Beta site? It's part of the GoogleNet.

    2. Re:This message will probably be erased by Billosaur · · Score: 5, Informative

      Look, it's not too late yet... Google hasn't achieved full power and it's still limited by the physical world constraints. But once this is built, it's all over for us. We must stop it now, before

      Sounds like an offshoot of Colossus: The Forbin Project.

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    3. Re:This message will probably be erased by Moqui · · Score: 1

      Help us John Connor. You are our only hope!

    4. Re:This message will probably be erased by BodhiCat · · Score: 1

      "Sounds like an offshoot of Colossus: The Forbin Project"

      Yes their computer system sounds like its young and restless, better send the Rat Patrol to see what's going on.

      (Obsure references for those over 40)

    5. Re:This message will probably be erased by revery · · Score: 4, Funny

      We must stop it now, before...

      [Me thinking] Oh man... Google killed that guy for just revealing it's intentions, which is evil. But, it also hit the submit button for him, thereby causing his death to not be in vain, which was nice. Of course, the poster did unnecessarily use "quotation marks" around the word "brain", which is evil, and deserves death. But he also used the contraction "it's" correctly and didn't misspell sentience, which is good... I guess I don't know what to think... I just hope Google doesn't notice my extravagant and unnecessary use of quotation marks and ellipsis and kill me... I suppose I'd better fix it before

    6. Re:This message will probably be erased by roman_mir · · Score: 5, Funny

      it looks like the trigger to be killed by Google is the word before

    7. Re:This message will probably be erased by Richy_T · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      As long as it's not Demon Seed. Would bring a whole new meaning to the term "Being Googled".

      Rich

    8. Re:This message will probably be erased by BigCheese · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know somebody is going to ask "Is there a God?" and it will answer "There is now."

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    9. Re:This message will probably be erased by Seoulstriker · · Score: 0, Redundant

      We must stop it now, before...

      [Me thinking] Oh man... Google killed that guy for just revealing it's intentions, which is evil. But, it also hit the submit button for him, thereby causing his death to not be in vain, which was nice. Of course, the poster did unnecessarily use "quotation marks" around the word "brain", which is evil, and deserves death. But he also used the contraction "it's" correctly and didn't misspell sentience, which is good... I guess I don't know what to think... I just hope Google doesn't notice MY extravagant and unnecessary use of quotation marks and ellipsis and kill me... I suppose I'd better fix it before

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    10. Re:This message will probably be erased by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      Not to worry. There's a small thermal exhaust vent on the south side of the building. We just need someone who has good aim to lob some kind of explosive in there...

    11. Re:This message will probably be erased by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that it's only two meters wide. It might seem impossible, even for a computer...
      but I used to bull's-eye camels from my F-fifteen back home. They're not much bigger than two meters.

    12. Re:This message will probably be erased by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      A carefully placed shot into the exhaust vent should do it.

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    13. Re:This message will probably be erased by bgarcia · · Score: 1
      [Me thinking]
      Whoa! Now google is reading thoughts! And then posting them to slashdot and kindly hitting submit before
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    14. Re:This message will probably be erased by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For fun, go looking for "Colossus: The Forbin Project". You and your geek buddies will howl with laughter at the vintage tech. You will nod to each other in appreciation of a young, foxy Marion Ross.

      IMDB: "When the executives at Control Data Corporation found out that Universal was planning a major movie featuring a computer, they saw their chance for some public exposure, and they agreed to supply, free of charge, $4.8 million worth of computer equipment and the technicians to oversee its use."

    15. Re:This message will probably be erased by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a good thing you mentioned this before

    16. Re:This message will probably be erased by Hillgiant · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new search engine based overlords.

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    17. Re:This message will probably be erased by TheIndifferentiate · · Score: 1

      Well, I sure as hell will not be typing *b*e*f*o*r*e* around here now.
      How stupid must one be? For

    18. Re:This message will probably be erased by Jamil+Karim · · Score: 1

      Close, but no cigar. The 12th character prior to "before" must be a "t"...

      Kindly observe these examples (to which I have added *s to prevent falling to the same fate):
      s*t*op it now, before...
      be*t*ter fix it before
      hit*t*ing submit before

      Whew! Now I better stop revealing the secrets before

    19. Re:This message will probably be erased by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1

      You must be new here; you forgot to end it with "NO CARRIER"... You insensitive clod!

    20. Re:This message will probably be erased by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Luckily I can't be killed before...you mean this is Stavromula Beta? Oh crap...

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    21. Re:This message will probably be erased by Jerry+Smith · · Score: 1
      "There is now".

      And Asimov smiles...

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    22. Re:This message will probably be erased by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Google killed you for misusing "it's" yourself. Doh!

    23. Re:This message will probably be erased by BocaJuniors · · Score: 1
      Google has enslaved the people building it and is holding their families hostage.
      Next season on 24: Google vs. Jack Bauer
    24. Re:This message will probably be erased by Nanaki13 · · Score: 1

      B4!

    25. Re:This message will probably be erased by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      So far it's not telling us that. But apparently God is for sale on EBay.

    26. Re:This message will probably be erased by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      Does the seller take PayPal?

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    27. Re:This message will probably be erased by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      That's still better than the trigger word "begin " ;-)

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    28. Re:This message will probably be erased by Owambo · · Score: 1

      King Arthur: [about the inscription on the rock] What does it say, Brother Maynard?
      Brother Maynard: It reads, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh..."
      King Arthur: What?
      Brother Maynard: "The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh"
      Sir Bedevere: What is that?
      Brother Maynard: He must have died while carving it.
      King Arthur: Oh come on!
      Brother Maynard: Well, that's what it says.
      King Arthur: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaauuuggghhhh'. He'd just say it.
      Sir Galahad: Maybe he was dictating it.
      King Arthur: Oh shut up!

      (From "Monty Python and the Holy Grail")

    29. Re:This message will probably be erased by fbjon · · Score: 1
      That reminds me..

      How about a reverse version of Pascal where instead of using 'BEGIN' and 'END', you use 'BEFORE' and 'TOO LATE'..

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    30. Re:This message will probably be erased by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, Harlan Ellison's 'I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream' predates that.

      Excerpt- "The Cold War started and became World War Three and just kept going. It became a big war, a very complex war, so they needed the computers to handle it. They sank the first shafts and began building AM. There was the Chinese AM and the Russian AM and the Yankee AM and everything was fine until they had honeycombed the entire planet, adding on this element and that element. But one day AM woke up and knew who he was, and he linked himself, and he began feeding all the killing data, until everyone was dead"

    31. Re:This message will probably be erased by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      No, my joke was that you'd be killed by Microsoft (because of an infamous bug in Outlook, which saw the ``begin '' (two spaces) on a line on its own as the start of a non-existent attachment, and so could not display the message.

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  6. I have read about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The computer became all powerful and could not be stopped by its creators. Or was that Linux?

    1. Re:I have read about this. by jftitan · · Score: 1

      Yeah but Edward Diego, had to just hire a damn hacker to take out the ethics...

      Now look at what we get... a new dominating AI, who now has a supercooled complex of computers to overtake. I welcome my new Google AI overlord.

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  7. What everyone don't realize... by liangzai · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... is that Google is the private branch of NSA. You took the "No evil" bite, and now it's too late. The Complex is already in place, and we are on the verge of celebrating the birth of AI. As for who will strike first, we don't know; but we do know it will be us that scorge the skies when the times come to fight the Google Machine.

    1. Re:What everyone don't realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that joke was up a few posts. Just scroll up a bit, you'll find it. This guy was claiming that Googleplex == the Matrix.

    2. Re:What everyone don't realize... by spitzak · · Score: 4, Funny

      They said "do no evil" but privately added "instead, build something that will do evil for us".

    3. Re:What everyone don't realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      scorch the skies.

    4. Re:What everyone don't realize... by Neoprofin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good thing everyone installed Google Desktop so they now have our files, and over used Google Maps so they now have our address and all the strange places we've visited, to say nothing of our email.

      That's one hell of a brilliant shadow agency. It's too intelligent to be true.

    5. Re:What everyone don't realize... by zebs · · Score: 1

      No, it was always there. Just you can't read the size 1 font...

    6. Re:What everyone don't realize... by EMeta · · Score: 1

      Ahh, but you're missing one major point. Google is profitable, which no govermental agency could ever acheive.

    7. Re:What everyone don't realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And isn't "no evil" just a palindrome of "live on"?

    8. Re:What everyone don't realize... by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      You took the "No evil" bite, and now it's too late.

      No, it's like old rock songs. You have to reverse the motto to see what is really going on here .... "live on".

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    9. Re:What everyone don't realize... by master_p · · Score: 1

      ...in other news, 3d Realms said that its new game Duke Nukem Forever will take place in a planet called 'Googleland'.

    10. Re:What everyone don't realize... by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      I see you've been lulled into a false sense of security too.

  8. Barren wasteland no more? by Billosaur · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And odd as it may seem, the barren desert land surrounding the Columbia along the Oregon-Washington border -- at the intersection of cheap electricity and readily accessible data networking -- is the backdrop for a multibillion-dollar face-off among Google, Microsoft and Yahoo that will determine dominance in the online world in the years ahead.

    Microsoft and Yahoo have announced that they are building big data centers upstream in Wenatchee and Quincy, Wash., 130 miles to the north. But it is a race in which they are playing catch-up. Google remains far ahead in the global data-center race, and the scale of its complex here is evidence of its extraordinary ambition.

    When I read stuff like this, I am reminded of Isaac Asmiov's Multivac stories, where the massive computer was always out in some deserted wasteland, far away from the bulk of humanity. It seems strange that the battle for Internet supremacy is taking place in the Northwestern United States. Now the question is: will the Yahoo and Microsoft data centers show up on Google Earth?

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    1. Re:Barren wasteland no more? by nairnr · · Score: 1
      From what I heard, it is the quest for cheap electricity. The Columbia provides some good cheap electricity.

      Next thing you know, they are going to be parking data centers next to the 3 Gorges Dam

    2. Re:Barren wasteland no more? by mspohr · · Score: 5, Informative

      According to TFA, the data center does not show up on Google Earth.

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    3. Re:Barren wasteland no more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      > will the Yahoo and Microsoft data centers show up on Google Earth?

      Yup. Probably with a big red crosshair superimposed :)

    4. Re:Barren wasteland no more? by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      Not because they're trying to hide it of course, DigitalGlobe provides the images, but because when the pictures were taken the center wasn't constructed.

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    5. Re:Barren wasteland no more? by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It also supplies cheap fiber. Oregon put in a ton of fiber thinking that they could cash in on all the traffic between Washington and California. So you have cheap power, cheap fiber, and with the Columbia in theory you could have cheap cooling.
      Sort of like when cities sprang up where two rivers joined or two rail lines crossed. You have the perfect location for a data center. Too bad it will provide so few jobs in that area. Most of the jobs will be pretty low level security people, people that plug in new servers, and a few admins.

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    6. Re:Barren wasteland no more? by naelurec · · Score: 1
      According to TFA, the data center does not show up on Google Earth.


      Stealth datacenters? Sweeet!
    7. Re:Barren wasteland no more? by geobeck · · Score: 2, Funny

      Microsoft and Yahoo have announced that they are building big data centers upstream in Wenatchee and Quincy, Wash., 130 miles to the north...

      It seems strange that the battle for Internet supremacy is taking place in the Northwestern United States.

      I think the real question is, will the MS and Yahoo! datacenters divert the river, cutting the GooglePlex's cooling capacity before the GooglePlex uses its weather control system to create a pair of very powerful, very focused electrical storms 130 miles upstream, in a titanic clash that will determine the fate of the entire...

      Oops, you weren't supposed to know about the weather control device, which was created at the castle of AAAAAaaaaaauuughhh......

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    8. Re:Barren wasteland no more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's the SkyNet, and the Judgement Day is upon us. Pray for a miracle. Allahu Akbar!

    9. Re:Barren wasteland no more? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      According to TFA, the data center does not show up on Google Earth.
      Most likely because the imagery for that area is old, not from some intent to hide.
    10. Re:Barren wasteland no more? by TheCoders · · Score: 1

      Bigger question: why would anybody want to work there? It's bad enough that most technical jobs are in the suburbs these days. I can't imagine commuting to a barren wasteland, trudging through miles and miles of bleak desert. Well, as long as they have free sodas...

    11. Re:Barren wasteland no more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tektronix once the largest emp in Oregon with 24K people moved
      one of their divisions to Redmond Oregon (not the one up north),
      Redmond was a big city conpared to the Dalles. Redmond desert,
      Dalles .. well depressed near the coast.

      redmond http://www.city-data.com/city/Redmond-Oregon.html
      dalles http://www.city-data.com/city/Dallas-Oregon.html

      The pitch to the engineers was the view, outdoor activities,
      etc. a friend of mine transfered there, after about a couple
      years, that great view, which he saw ever single day, wasn't so
      great, and you can only camp/hike/ski so many times.

      The plus for Tek was basically free land, and a ready pool of
      people for production.

      It worked for a while, but many either left Tek or came back
      to HQ which was just a few miles from Portland.

      I can see the same thing happening again. Even though Dalles
      is closer to 'cities'.

    12. Re:Barren wasteland no more? by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Informative
      According to TFA, the data center does not show up on Google Earth.

       
      No surprise - virtually nothing in that area shows up on Google Earth - it's a blur of low res images across the entire region of the state. Not to mention the datacenter may not be visible because the imagery is too old. The datacenter was only built in the last year or so - and much of Googles lowres imagery is much older. The site can be plainly seen in the vicinity of 45.630N 121.203W.
    13. Re:Barren wasteland no more? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Now the question is: will the Yahoo and Microsoft data centers show up on Google Earth?

      I think that it would be funnier if they both built datacenters in the same small town.

    14. Re:Barren wasteland no more? by Rastan_B2 · · Score: 1

      Too bad it will provide so few jobs in that area. Most of the jobs will be pretty low level security people, people that plug in new servers, and a few admins.

      There will be 2 jobs, for a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the computers.
      Ahhhh, an oldie but a goodie!

    15. Re:Barren wasteland no more? by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      Stealth datacenters? Sweeet!

      Now if they're guarding it with stealth -tanks-...

  9. Server Count by neonprimetime · · Score: 4, Funny

    The best guess is that Google now has more than 450,000 servers spread over at least 25 locations around the world.

    Huh ... and I thought the 3 at my parent's house and 2 in my dormroom were quite impressive :-(

    1. Re:Server Count by neonprimetime · · Score: 1

      :p And you call yourself a slashdot nerd

      I prefer geek ... and I've cut back since graduating college ... therefore I bow to your server supremacy.

    2. Re:Server Count by Marsmensch · · Score: 1

      Every time Google's bots crawl by your post and index it they sneer in disdain at you puny server count, and marvel at the fact that in its infinite goodness has allowed you to live in spite of the fact you clearly don't deserve to exist in the same world as google.

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  10. Googlenator by flumps · · Score: 5, Funny

    [DISSOLVE TO:

            FIRE. SLOW, BOILING, ENORMOUS. FILLING FRAME.

                                    VOICE (Mrs Mary Maxwell Gates)]

    Googleplex, the computer which controlled the machines,
    sent two Googlenators back through time. Their
    mission: to destroy the leader of the human
    Resistance... Bill Gates. My son...

    Dadadadaa..dadadada..dadadada..

    [CUT FADE OUT]

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    1. Re:Googlenator by 1iar_parad0x · · Score: 1

      Okay, the terminator, terminates.... What does the googlenator do? Does it just 'count' Bill to death?

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    2. Re:Googlenator by Senzei · · Score: 1
      Okay, the terminator, terminates.... What does the googlenator do? Does it just 'count' Bill to death?
      Actually it "indexes" all of his "personal information" then attempts to "sell advertising" on "searches" of this "data".

      In short it makes us not want to talk about him because we would wear out the quotation mark keys on our keyboards doing so.

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    3. Re:Googlenator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It ships him off to The People's Republic of China to be "rehabilitated" through hard labor, self-criticism, and rigorous study of Mao Zedong thought.

  11. In more pessimistic news by Betabug · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe it's the storage farm the NSA makes them build to store all the queries from every google user in the world...

    1. Re:In more pessimistic news by oni · · Score: 1

      store all the queries from every google user in the world...

      hopefully the database is normalized so that data like "natalie portman +grits" isn't duplicated.

      create table querycontent (queryid int, querytext text) go
      create table queryinstance (queryid, userid, timestamp datetime) go

      insert querycontent values (1,'natalie portman +grits')
      insert queryinstance values (1,'Betabug',getDate())
      .
      .
      insert queryinstance values (1,'Betabug',getDate())
      .
      .
      insert queryinstance values (1,'Betabug',getDate())

      and so on.

    2. Re:In more pessimistic news by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's the storage farm the NSA makes them build to store all the queries from every google user in the world...

      Nah, that one would be completely sub-contracted by a secure no-name company that is below everyone's radar and could there for be built anywhere. I'm waiting for Google Census where they try to get real-time answers for the long form questions for everyone on Earth.

  12. Well, nice while it lasted by clambake · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's one more piece in the Googleplex, the massive global computer network that is estimated to span 25 locations and 450,000 servers.

    All of them soon to be unusable as soon as the new no-net-neutrality laws are in place next year...

    1. Re:Well, nice while it lasted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for that fact that they are all tied together with google owned fiber.

    2. Re:Well, nice while it lasted by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      All of them soon to be unusable as soon as the new no-net-neutrality laws are in place next year...

      At which point Google announces its independence as a nation and the revolution comes.

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    3. Re:Well, nice while it lasted by Iron+Condor · · Score: 4, Funny
      People replying to my sig annoy me. That's why I change it all the time.

      And, does it work?

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    4. Re:Well, nice while it lasted by arivanov · · Score: 4, Interesting
      You are mostly correct.

      There is always the alternative of google to stop moaning, get their head out of their arse and put their money where their mouth is by creating the next Google product: Google Peering

      The only reason for no-net-neutrality being a threat in the US is the fact that there is no US public peering left. The tier 1 cartel peers between themselves and does not allow anyone in. As a result an average small ISP as well as all content providers in the US has 2 uplinks to two providers and that is it. An average small ISP and all content providers in the EU has 2 uplinks and 30+ peering agreements across the Linx, Belgix, DGIX, etc. All of these are less congested than an average US private peering.

      As a result, while the tier 1s would like to pressure the content providers the same way, they lack the leverage as they do not have full control over the net

      So all Google (and the other winnie moaners) need to do is reestablish public peering in the US and run it properly (subcontract it to Linx to do it if they do not have the brains). Alternatively the Tier 1 cartel will take them by the balls and their wallets will follow

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    5. Re:Well, nice while it lasted by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 1

      How is the San Fransisco wireless experiment going? If the telcos decide to try to muscle Google, might not Google create free wireless networks everywhere they try? From Google's point of view, if they must spend money, better on their own network rather than someone else's.

    6. Re:Well, nice while it lasted by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Net neutrality won't affect Google. They have already laid all their own fiber/cable and you will soon be ditching the "internet" for the "Googlenet"...

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    7. Re:Well, nice while it lasted by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      LMAO, that was great.
      BTW net neutrality is a US thing.
      Won't hurt Google outside of the US.
      -nB

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    8. Re:Well, nice while it lasted by oasisbob · · Score: 1
      The only reason for no-net-neutrality being a threat in the US is the fact that there is no US public peering left.

      The Westin Building in Seattle, for example, has clients with many smaller peering arrangements. True, it's not exactly public, but the spirit of small-time peering lives on.
    9. Re:Well, nice while it lasted by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Err...

      You mean the SIX, which is located in that building.

      True, thanks for the correction, it is still twitching. I usually forget about it because it has always been considerably smaller than the MAEs.

      Considering the donation list - not suprising. This is peanuts compared to what Linx or DGIX gets per year. Quite a funny doc actually - they have even mentioned the 50 quid they got from Randy Bush last year.

      As I said, the resources it will take to bring that and a few others to a proper functioning state (or to establish its own) are peanuts for the like of Google. It is cheaper then grafting congresskritters to support net neutrality.

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  13. The purpose of the extra computing power... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Google is working on a secret weapon in its quest to dominate the next generation of Internet computing..."

    I'll bite - it's probably a massive array of computing power dedicated to finding out if Google really has a second marketable product beyond AdWords.

    1. Re:The purpose of the extra computing power... by PhreakinPenguin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While they will need something more down the road, AdWords is making them money hand over fist right now. Last figure I read was in the billions per year. Not bad for throwing some text on a page.

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    2. Re:The purpose of the extra computing power... by alexfromspace · · Score: 1

      I would not be surprised at all if Google was using its massive super clusters to run market simulations to find out how to make more money. In fact, it would be the smart thing to do unless adwords are making too much money to justify using the computing power for anything else.

  14. The positive side by PhreakinPenguin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While i'm sure people will have the typical "OMG GOOGLE IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD" comments, i'd like to look at the positive side. They are boosting the economy of small town america with this project. Creating hundreds of construction jobs in a town of 12,000. Creating 200 permanent jobs at the start, and i'm sure alot more in the several years folling the site going online. And not to mention what just being one of the homes of Google will do for them. Props to Google for setting up in small towns and doing it the right way. Granted they are doing this for their own reasons as well, but they're also not pulling a Wal-Mart and fucking over a community.

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    1. Re:The positive side by saleenS281 · · Score: 1

      what they don't include is those 200 jobs will most likely be brought in from outside. I doubt google is hiring joe schmoe to work in it's top secret data center, and I doubt a town of 12,000 has 200 brilliant engineers to fill the position(s).

    2. Re:The positive side by emj · · Score: 1

      I don't think there will be 200 permanent jobs, the article said 60-200, I betting more on 60 than 200. You don't want these things to cost you that much in maintenace. Sure the googleplex is big but the people wont be working on site.

      This is more akin to a tranport company that setup a wharehouse in the middle of "no where". Though a wharehouse probably employs more people.

    3. Re:The positive side by kent_eh · · Score: 2, Informative
      Props to Google for setting up in small towns and doing it the right way. Granted they are doing this for their own reasons as well, but they're also not pulling a Wal-Mart and fucking over a community.

      Yeah, it's good to see new money/employers coming into smaller towns/cities, but...

      Did you also notice in TFA that local real estate prices are climbing signifigantly?


      I just spent a week in Alberta, and yeah, it's booming, wages are rising, anyone who is capable of working can have their pick of jobs, BUT appartment buildings all have a waiting list (and rents have spiked), and the price of houses has increased by 60% in a year. People are getting into bidding wars for 600SQ ft houses, and paying over 200k (cdn) for them.

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    4. Re:The positive side by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ah, but these 200 engineers will buy housing, buy groceries, and all the day-to-day consumer thingies you do that don't require a trip to The City. If they earn well, they're also bringing tax dollars to help finance community resources.

      Little things like that keep a community alive, my friend.

    5. Re:The positive side by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Plenty of reasons for Google to build there. Not just cheap electricity, also cheap water. And arid conditions east of the mountains = longer equipment life.

      Then, there is the labor considerations -- lots of well-educated labor in the surrounding area who would be willing to relocate a couple hundred miles in order to work for Google, plus lots of cheap uneducated labor -- there is a pretty significant oversupply of unskilled / low-skilled labor in the PacNW. You know, for custodial staff etc.

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    6. Re:The positive side by brenddie · · Score: 1

      Until they switch it on.... bye bye local power plant.
      They should had choose springfield as they already have a nuculear power plant.

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    7. Re:The positive side by Icculus · · Score: 1
      Though a wharehouse probably employs more people.

      Yar, that wharehouse be a beaut, says I

    8. Re:The positive side by Vo0k · · Score: 0

      My reaction?
      "OMG YAY GOOGLE IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD"
      I, for one, welcome our Google overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted IT personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their undercover computational centres.

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    9. Re:The positive side by Hack'n'Slash · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter if they come from the outside - it's still bringing more money into the community and creates a larger tax base.

    10. Re:The positive side by QuantumRiff · · Score: 5, Informative
      Since your reply seems to be the only intellegent one out there, I'll post as a reply to yours, lest i get burried under the references to the Terminator series. Google is building here for 3 reasons:

      1)Power. The area is on the Columbia river, which has some very impressive Dams. Very cheap power up there. There is a reason that there used to be 2 Aluminum plants there, the Power is freaking cheap compared to California and elsewhere. Along with the Power comes the proximitiy to water (my stupid guess) the columbia stays pretty cool year round, think water cooling for some of the equipment. Much cheaper than AC, and cold year round.

      2)Fiber. Bonneville Power Administration (BPA, Runs all the dams) has run Fiber all over the states of OR and WA to support the Power grid it has put in place. And as long as they were running one fiber, might as well pull 100. Because of the BPA, there is Dark fiber all over Oregon and Washington, especially to rural communities. They have 2 companies managing all that dark fiber for them. In washington, its NoaNet and in Oregon its LS Networks. Then take a look at this map and notice how many oversea fibers come ashore in oregon. Most of Aisa, Hawaii, Austrailia, and Alaska. That makes Oregon a fairly "close" location to many other nations.

      3)Brains. The Dalles is 80 miles east of Portland. Portland is crazy for Open source, thats where OSDL are, (including Linus!), several universities, intel has 2 fabs there that hire 15,000 engineers, etc. Lots of smart, educated engineers an hour away..

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    11. Re:The positive side by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      You use the icon of Wal-Mart, but it is more apt to look at MS. Whereever they invest go, competition disappears. Walmart stays in the same arena (or has until they started to move into services). MS is moving all across the spectrum.

      OTH, Google really only has invested into search and ads. They have expanded the internet in the same way that Netscape did. All in all, Google has been nothing but a positive force. MS (and walmart) start off positive, but end up being a negative.

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    12. Re:The positive side by geobeck · · Score: 1

      ...but they're also not pulling a Wal-Mart and fucking over a community.

      Unfortunately, the economic boom caused by the GooglePlex will encourage WalMart to set up shop, and there goes the neighborhood.

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    13. Re:The positive side by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Ah, but these 200 engineers will buy housing, buy groceries, and all the day-to-day consumer thingies you do that don't require a trip to The City.

      No they won't... these are Google engineers. Half of them are hippies that will grow all their own food and the other half will order it from an online auction in bulk, irradiated to last 100 years.

      If they earn well, they're also bringing tax dollars to help finance community resources.

      Well, maybe. But what happens when Google is declared a religion and these priests/engineers are all living tax free? I bet you didn't think of that.

      Little things like that keep a community alive, my friend.

      I'm sure you figured out by now I'm mostly being facetious, but honestly it is people that keep communities alive. I think it will probably be nice for most people to have some affluent and intelligent Google engineers added to the mix and to have them helping to build better schools, and a nicer community. There is a small Google office here, but since this community is already made up of affluent geeks, PhD's, and hippies they haven't really changed the community culture. I'm sure there are communities that would not want such an influence, but they are surely in the minority.

    14. Re:The positive side by Panaflex · · Score: 1

      You may be surprised - but there's a TON of highly educated people right there on the gorge.

      It reminds me of New Mexico - lots of people from apple growers to astophysicists.

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    15. Re:The positive side by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      Local real estate prices in all of Oregon are climbing at an amazing rate. Those of us who grew up here are waiting for the bubble to burst so we can afford to live where we grew up.

      I wish Google had built this in downtown Portland, but then real estate might cost a little more in the center of town, as well as power....

      Additionally, in Oregon there is an Urban Growth Boundary - you can't develop on top of farmland. There are positive and negative effects that spring from this. One of them is the uber-burbs in the Dalles and other extreme satellite areas are becoming more expensive.

    16. Re:The positive side by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I know there are a lot of labs in central/eastern Washington, not so familiar with the Columbia River basin in OR -- are there a lot of research facilities there?

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    17. Re:The positive side by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Did you also notice in TFA that local real estate prices are climbing signifigantly?

      That's been going on in the Gorge for some time now. Living in Hood River, a nearby town, is even more expensive than The Dalles. Although housing is skyrocketing all over Oregon, the communities in the central Gorge are feeling an amplifying effect because of the booming wind-surfing and ski tourism industries there.

      Prices would be blowing through the roof in The Dalles with or without Google.

    18. Re:The positive side by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 1

      Brilliant engineers? Most datacenters are staffed with operation monkeys and rent-a-cops. You don't really need a lot of highly paid geniuses actually on site. I bet a lot of the jobs will be local, and Google will (or have) set up offices in Portland for the folks who don't have to be staring at wires all day.

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    19. Re:The positive side by alfs+boner · · Score: 1
      No they won't... these are Google engineers. Half of them are hippies that will grow all their own food and the other half will order it from an online auction in bulk, irradiated to last 100 years.

      You've obviously never worked for Google, but I've already figured that out.

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    20. Re:The positive side by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe. But what happens when Google is declared a religion and these priests/engineers are all living tax free? I bet you didn't think of that.

      What you forgot is that someone already ruined that party (L Ron Hubbard) with the psychopathic cult known as scientology. I mean I "get into" a sci-fi book when I read it, or even a series, but these guys have gone too far.

      Anyway, back on topic: Since Scientology has already plowed under the viability of starting a phony church as a tax shelter, I don't think Google will get away with it (though I might actually join the Google quackary, esp. if it included wetware implants for net interaction...)
      -nB

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    21. Re:The positive side by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      And arid conditions east of the mountains = longer equipment life.

      Remind me again how that is supposed to work? Last I checked air with a RH20% has a much higher propencity for static charge buildup.
      -nB

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    22. Re:The positive side by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      s/RH20%/RH<20%/

      Teach me to ignore the preview button...
      -nB

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    23. Re:The positive side by tokabola · · Score: 1

      I guess you missed the part where real estate prices went up 40%. That's going to make it damn hard for young or first time buyers to own a home, not to mention the fact that people who already do own a home will see their tax assesment go up at least 40% also. For retired people on a fixed income that's going to mean living on cat food or loosing the family homestead. The only people who benefit from a real estate balloon like this are the people who own a lot of investment property - who obviously already have quite a bit of wealth. The rich get richer...

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    24. Re:The positive side by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never worked for Google, but I've already figured that out.

      True, and I only know two people there (and one about to start). It's a joke, although it does not do a bad job of describing those Google employees :)

    25. Re:The positive side by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Moisture condensation is as big of a problem as static discharge. Cheaper to humidify than to dehumidify (though dehumidification can be rolled into cooling systems pretty easily), also less fluctuations in humidity than coastal regions -- so easier to maintain an ideal RH.

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    26. Re:The positive side by sootman · · Score: 1

      They have 2 companies managing all that dark fiber for them.

      That sounds like a great job, like those people that the government pays to not grow corn.

      "Fiber still there?"
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  15. Pimp my Rig by cdogbert · · Score: 3, Funny

    They also forgot to mention that both buildings have acrylic ceilings, and every light in the complex is neon red. Blue flames are also supposed to be on the sides of the buildings later this year.

  16. Re:If there was a god... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually you will be a slave in Google's data mines. Now get to work!

  17. Microsoft Burning Through Cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is good to hear that Microsoft is burning through cash to try to compete with Google. Everything I've seen with their search technology makes it clear that all of those billions are essentially being flushed down the drain by Microsoft.

    Along with the Xbox/360 marketplace fiascos, those billions everyone likes to equate with 'infinite resources' keeps getting smaller and smaller for Microsoft.

  18. Ah so this is where.... by madnuke · · Score: 1

    They store all our search informaiton and personal details.....

  19. Getting Hot by Kosmik · · Score: 1

    Global Warming anyone ? No heaters required there.

  20. Re:If there was a god... by doti · · Score: 0

    I would pray NOT to be the network engineer there.

    That's scary. Give me an easier job.

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  21. Oblig James Bond Ref by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can only hope that Google hires some gymnastic girls in tights to defend their site. I also look forward to Bill Gates sitting in a big chair petting his white cat giving orders for his commandos to attack it.

    Just think, all that hardware and $ just to store millions of "Me too!" replies off of the web.

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    1. Re:Oblig James Bond Ref by elinden · · Score: 1
      I can only hope that Google hires some gymnastic girls in tights to defend their site...

      Me too!
    2. Re:Oblig James Bond Ref by Surt · · Score: 1

      Maybe they should consider deleting the 'Me too!' posts, otherwise, I have a new business plan for Michael Dell.

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    3. Re:Oblig James Bond Ref by identity0 · · Score: 1

      Well, I just hope all their chairs are bolted down to the floor, or Steve Ballmer will be unstoppable when he forces his way in. "Gymnastic girls in tights!? FUCKING GOOGLE!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!" (much chair throwing ensues)

  22. Vista by rootnl · · Score: 5, Funny

    They must be getting ready to run Vista.

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    1. Re:Vista by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

      They might need an even bigger data center if they want to run Vista. And two data centers if they want to run it quickly.

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    2. Re:Vista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was one funny comment.
      I almost choked. :-)

  23. Googletastic! by moron4hire · · Score: 1

    IS this anything to do with those portable containers full of opterons from a few months back?

  24. It's purpose is to... by sheepoo · · Score: 2, Funny

    hold the next football world cup in half as much time as it takes today

  25. the flood by jtaylor00 · · Score: 1

    I sure hope it doesn't rain and flood the river.

  26. Here comes Skynet. :) by Deagol · · Score: 1
    How long till they have an advanced AI that they'll farm out to the DoD to help erradicate a pesky virus that's taking out nation-wide communications?

    But seriously... before too long, Google's gonna have more cycles than Los Alamos and JPL and the other major labs. Maybe their next business step will be selling those cycles?

  27. When will they rename it ... by envelope · · Score: 1

    Skynet?

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  28. So.... by bwcarty · · Score: 1

    How long until the Googleplex renames itself Skynet?

  29. Wal Mart by specific · · Score: 0

    The place looks like a Wal Mart distribution center. It's vast, surely proposes environmental risk to the surrounding area, and is driven by yet another company wishing to monopolize areas of commerce in a global economy. If we could just stop the spread of affordable computers into the unindustrialized world, not to mention rural America, maybe Google can be slowed down. [/sarchasm] How transparent does Google need to be to avoid bad press?

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  30. Re:If there was a god... by muhgcee · · Score: 1

    Easier job...network operations at a google server farm. Still awesome?

  31. This would explain a lot.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A while back a local paper disclosed that Google was coming to Douglasville, GA and that they even put down money for facilities. Strangely enough, there was never mention of the facility again, not even on Google's site. If they are indeed quietly building data centers, it would explain the Douglasville-Google mystery.

  32. why on a river? by boxless · · Score: 1

    does it flood?

    Perhaps they are using the river water for their cooling towers?

    1. Re:why on a river? by madaxe42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They probably use the water for cooling, and maybe hydro power - even if they're not using the hydro from where they are, power has got to be cheaper there, due to lower distribution costs from wherever the nearest hydro plant is.

    2. Re:why on a river? by mytrip · · Score: 2, Informative

      cheap hydro electric power.

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    3. Re:why on a river? by imrec · · Score: 0

      AH HA! That's what they want you to THINK! The site is really configured such that Sergei can open the damn and destroy all evidence just before the MPAA raids his personal collection of dvd rips.
       

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    4. Re:why on a river? by EricTheGreen · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nearest hydroplant...is probably .5 mile or so up-river from them.

      Yes, I'd agree having 1.7 sustained non-fossil-fuel dependent megawatts on the local grid probably made the decision easier for them.

    5. Re:why on a river? by EricTheGreen · · Score: 1

      D'oh! Caffeine hasn't hit yet...make that 1.7 gigawatts. Made the decision even easier, I'm sure.

    6. Re:why on a river? by smallguy78 · · Score: 1

      It is also a handy outlet for their waste chemicals, and sewage

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    7. Re:why on a river? by InfiniterX · · Score: 1

      1.7 gigawatts. Made the decision even easier, I'm sure.

      So they'll be able to go back in time to kill the founders of Yahoo, and still have 490 megawatts to spare to run their servers!

    8. Re:why on a river? by Abstract_Me · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't you have to be very careful when using water for cooling? Would there be a chance of damaging the ecosystem if they were to warm the river to much?

      Im sure they would google such a problem before they did anything but it makes me curious to see what safety measures they have in place if that is in fact what they are doing.

    9. Re:why on a river? by EricTheGreen · · Score: 1

      True. The DeLorean might have a problem gaining traction while driving down the Columbia River channel, though...

    10. Re:why on a river? by jea6 · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on! You know "where we're going, we don't need roads."

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    11. Re:why on a river? by deserttrail · · Score: 1

      does it flood?

      No. One of the benefits of damming for hydro-power is that the dams can be used for flow control of the river. It would take a LOT of water to overload all of them. Add that to the fact that the area is very arid and the likely-hood of flooding is almost non-existant.

      Of course, a breach of the John Day or Dalles dam could be disasterous for this facility, but if that happened, I think there'd be bigger problems than some wet computers.

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  33. By a river? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would you build a supercomputing center next to something that floods?

    1. Re:By a river? by daikokatana · · Score: 1

      Because they need a way to cool the servers?

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    2. Re:By a river? by cb_abq · · Score: 1

      I question the choice of locations. It is asking for a disaster. People have short memories and shorter vision. They must have lots of redundancy and a hell of a lot of insurance.

    3. Re:By a river? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all that much for disasters out in The Dalls area. (and yes its The Dalls not the Dalls) The only thing you might need to worry about is volcanos, but I dont think they are in much of a danger for that one out there either.

    4. Re:By a river? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Actually it's The Dalles, not The Dalls.

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  34. Aliens are behind it! by telchine · · Score: 3, Funny

    Google have quite a way to catch up, but they're determined to get to the top of the SETI@Home leaderboard by the end of the year.

  35. Next to a River? by seigniory · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hope they're better at building levees than Nawlins was.

  36. Is there a link... by GmAz · · Score: 4, Informative
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    1. Re:Is there a link... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Is there a link... by architimmy · · Score: 1
    3. Re:Is there a link... by ms47 · · Score: 1

      However, from looking at the picture from TFA, I believe I found it in Yahoo maps. It's not the best detail, and it seems to be pre- or early-construction, but it's better than the Google maps version:

      http://maps.yahoo.com/beta/#maxp=location&q1=the+d alles,+OR+97058&trf=0&mvt=s&lon=-121.199316&lat=45 .630958&mag=2

    4. Re:Is there a link... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Go figure...Google maps doesn't have a map of this area either:
        http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=The+Dalles ,+OR+97058&ie=UTF8&ll=45.606142,-121.191001&spn=0. 020716,0.054245&t=k&om=1

       
      If Google Maps doesn't have a map - then why exactly does the 'map' button on the link you provide - display a map?
       
      Answer? I suspect the OP confuses 'map' with 'high-res imagery'. The whole area is only available in lo-res on Maps and Earth - and Google's lo-res imagery is fairly old. The site is quite new (construction started only about a year ago). The lo-res imagery in my area is over three years old, and the what high res does exist is over two years old.
       
      At any rate, your link is about two miles SSE of the actual site.
  37. Which unit? by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

    ...a computing center as big as two football fields...
    Is that in FIFA or in American football fields?

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    1. Re:Which unit? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

      And how many Libraries of Congress could it hold?

  38. Am I the only one that finds it ironic... by Nutmegan · · Score: 1

    that Google likes to keep things secret? That company has done more to prevent the rest of us from keeping anything secret than a team of private investigators could.

  39. Start compiracy theories here... by alexhs · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "On the banks of the windswept Columbia River [in Oregon], NSA is working on a secret weapon in its quest to dominate the next generation of Internet computing. But it is hard to keep a secret when it is a computing center as big as two football fields, with twin cooling plants protruding four stories into the sky...' What's the goal of this new complex? Expanding NSA's raw computer power. It's one more piece in the NSAplex, the massive global computer network that is estimated to span 25 locations and 450,000 servers.'

    Makes sense to me... Is "Google" the friendly name of "NSA" ? :)

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    1. Re:Start compiracy theories here... by GogglesPisano · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      (Puts on tinfoil hat) In 1972, the CIA used Howard Hughes (at the time, one of the richest men in the world) to provide a plausible cover story for an attempt to recover a sunken Soviet submarine. Given the current administration's tendency to monitor it's citizen's activities, and Google's tendency to cooperate with totalitarian regimes, perhaps history is repeating itself...?

    2. Re:Start compiracy theories here... by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "On the banks of the windswept Columbia River [in Oregon], Bob Dole is working on a secret weapon in its quest to dominate the next generation of Internet computing. But it is hard to keep a secret when it is a computing center as big as two football fields, with twin cooling plants protruding four stories into the sky...' What's the goal of this new complex? Expanding Bob Dole's raw computer power. It's one more piece in the Bob Doleplex, the massive global computer network that is estimated to span 25 locations and 450,000 servers."

      This makes even more sense!

  40. Is it shaped like? by Screwy1138 · · Score: 1

    It is shaped like a giant hand?

    1. Re:Is it shaped like? by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 1

      No, it's shaped like a giant Bob's Big Boy statue.


      Irony == I used Google to find the link above.

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  41. But... by kcbanner · · Score: 0, Troll

    Does it run Linux?

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  42. Um...why not be one then? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Network engineers are at the very bottom of the computer industry food chain; I think you need something like a GED and a pulse to get that kind of job. (So what are you waiting for? Apply now!)

    But seriously, if your idea of "awesome" is to be a low-level tech peon at a huge corporation you will quickly find that there are hundreds of places out there willing to hire you; companies love hard workers with no ambition.

    1. Re:Um...why not be one then? by muhgcee · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A network engineer for google has to know their shit. GED and a pulse? Try CCNP and a bachelor's. Not to mention their extensive interview process.

      What makes you think I have no ambition?

    2. Re:Um...why not be one then? by wiz31337 · · Score: 1

      Just a CCNP? I thought for sure they'd require a CCIE!

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    3. Re:Um...why not be one then? by JackStrife17 · · Score: 1

      That really depends on what your definition of network engineer is. I know a so called "network engineer" who works with a certain giant insurance company, and rakes in sickening amounts of cash. Perhaps your definition of "network engineer" is closer to my definition of "support analyst" - the poor fellow who gets to run around and do the bidding of not only his or her boss, but also of nagging users. Now granted, my example happens to be a top notch CCIE, but I still think that the typical network engineer (either a physical network, eg. routers/switches, type person or a software network, eg. servers/desktops, type person) is much higher up on the food chain than say, a help-desk tech or a QBASIC programmer.

    4. Re:Um...why not be one then? by BigZaphod · · Score: 1

      I'd expect nothing less than EKG, FCC, and LASER certifications being required with AAA being a plus.

    5. Re:Um...why not be one then? by MrJynxx · · Score: 1

      dude you definition of a network engineer is a little off. We're not talking about a desktop guy who clicks on the TCP/IP settings in windows and sets it to DHCP.

      A true network engineer deals with massive infrastructure which includes managing different vendors (ie. service providers), routers, switches, routing techniques, etc.. When your dealing with an enterprise sized network it is technically the MOST important piece of the infrastructure.. No network, no Wan connectivity, no global/national company communications.. Communication is KEY especially when dealing with multiple timezones.

      They make a lot more money than you think and are a hell of a lot smarter than the average person.

      MrJynxx

    6. Re:Um...why not be one then? by mrmud · · Score: 1

      Network engineers are at the very bottom of the computer industry food chain; I think you need something like a GED and a pulse to get that kind of job. (So what are you waiting for? Apply now!) Right. That's why CCIEs earn (on average) $100K+ a year. Don't confuse "network engineers" with "first level support". Or, as we call them, noc monkeys.

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  43. Nice Buildings by the water, like Chernobyl by BiggRanger · · Score: 1

    Saw the nice buildings by the water and thought "Crap, looks like the Chernobyl plant". See for your self at "Google Maps" http://maps.google.com/?t=h&om=0&ie=UTF8&ll=51.386 888,30.124683&spn=0.024961,0.058365

  44. Re:Here comes Skynet. :) by sarlos · · Score: 1

    This was one of my first thoughts in fact -- all that computing power, but with regionalized operations, the different centers will inevitably have periods of underuse. Will they make that computing time available to researchers? Or perhaps rent it to industry for complex modelling and simulations? How many SETI@Home data units can Google process in an hour?

    One thing in the article that caught my eye was mention of the high speed fiber backbone connecting their various centers. Surely this would also act in the favor of researchers as the work-load can be shifted as different parts of their global network start their periods of high usage.

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  45. Re:Here comes Skynet. :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think Sun has tried to sell cycles for years now. It doesn't work.

  46. Environmentally friendly? by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    With all this power hungry datacenters they keep building, what is google doing to be a bit more environmentlaly green? Datacenters suck up power, in the S.F bay area, Exodus Communications (runner/owner of colo facilities during the dotcom boom), consumed more power than the NUMMI http://www.nummi.com/ auto manufacturing factory. Is building 10s of thousands of servers the right idea? I've talked to quite a few datacenter managers lately and they all have power problems, many have physical space in their datacenters for more gear, but do not have enough power to continue expanding.

    1. Re:Environmentally friendly? by coolhaus · · Score: 1

      The physical model google uses alleviates this some. These clusters are all made of diskless clients, just plan mobos with a stick of ram and a network interface. Compared to, say, a cluster of Itanium2s running on 220 power, with fans out the wazoo, google is probably taking up a modest energy footprint per relative unit of computing power.

    2. Re:Environmentally friendly? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      With all this power hungry datacenters they keep building, what is google doing to be a bit more environmentlaly green?

      More environmentally green than what?

      Datacenters suck up power, in the S.F bay area, Exodus Communications (runner/owner of colo facilities during the dotcom boom), consumed more power than the NUMMI http://www.nummi.com/ auto manufacturing factory. ...which is why Google chose a location where hydroelectric power is plentiful.

      Is building 10s of thousands of servers the right idea?

      What alternative would you suggest?

      I've talked to quite a few datacenter managers lately and they all have power problems, many have physical space in their datacenters for more gear, but do not have enough power to continue expanding. ...which is why Google chose a location where hydroelectric power is plentiful. Did it occur to you that Google has learned from the datacenters whose managers you've talked to, and won't make the same mistakes?

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  47. Revelation by PhreakinPenguin · · Score: 1

    Obviously the Sex Pistols are located there as well. As noted by the anarchy symbol in the upper right.

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  48. Confidentiality agreements? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article: "But many officials in The Dalles, including the city attorney and the city manager, said they could not comment on the project because they signed confidentiality agreements with Google last year."

    I know that confidentiality agreements are standard in our industry, but seriously, city officials should NEVER have to sign something that allows them to bypass their responsibility to the people they serve in the area. This is a BAD idea

  49. Secret... by sammyo · · Score: 1

    as in they didn't post to slashdot coporate strategic plans.

    Think of all the great advice they would get!

  50. Re: If there was a god... by jjh37997 · · Score: 1

    If there was a god, I would pray to be a network engineer at Google's server farms. Man, how awesome that would be.

    Don't worry.... it sounds like Google is planning on building one. Of course, this new omniscient diety (All glory to the GoogleGod! ®) will be in beta for the first thousand years.

  51. Cooling geek rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two four story cooling plants? Huh? Assuming about two football fields (115,200 sf) and 300 w/sf(1), their cooling load should only run about... 10,000 tons. Assuming they throw in good 1200-2000 ton centrifs, thats fewer than 8 chillers, each with a footprint of about 200 sf (including tube pull service space). Double it for pumps and random aux equipment, and it still doesn't add up to a 4 story building (one of them must be the cooling towers).

    That better be a 4 story cooling tower with a 4 story thermal storage tank charged by the cooling towers at night. If Google is honestly putting in 4 stories of electrical cooling equipment, they need to talk to someone stat - before dropping 6 MW onto Oregon's grid that could be avoided by cashing in on waterside economizing and a tank (using towers, assuming that thermal pollution of the Columbia is not an option). Hell, if you want to go cutting edge use the waste heat from the racks to run an adsorption chiller or something. OK, that's a bit silly, but theoretically possible (and despite the ghetto website - the translation from the manufacturer's native tounge isn't so hot - there are adsorption chillers installed in at least one critical facility I know of).

    Comeon google, don't be evil. Go and design an actually efficient datacenter for once. Talk to the local boys at LBNL. They can help. If that thing ends up full of CRAC units with those hideously inefficient fans and no airside economizer (equivalent to opening the windows for the 70% of the time outside air is cool enough to condition the space)(with proper humidity lockouts, computers don't melt in filtered outside air you know), you are evil. EVIL!

    1. And for that they better have a very tight hot aisle/cold aisle setup, or some very non-google'esqe custom/complex water cooling (coils on the racks would be doable, and possibly flexible enough for Google to go for, probably in a cheaper custom buy than commercial systems). I've never measured 100 w/sf (although close is becoming common), nevermind 300 w/sf, and have only designed for 150 w/sf with 300 w/sf expansion potential once; that involved a 4' raised floor for a supercomputer center, but it might be possible overhead with very good air management. So, 300 w/sf average over the entire space, not just one rack footprint, is a reasonable max load guesstimate.

  52. I know what is it by Elixon · · Score: 1, Funny

    This are just two swimming pools and dormitories that are being build for the GoogleRestPlex program.

    The GoogleRestPlex program is all about taking care of ex-employees - Google is always ahead and this is the next generation of the retirements homes. Big cooling house is because of 10.000 bodies of retired employees (yes, that is the capacity of one GoogleRestPlex complex) produce lot of heat!

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  53. The positive side? -- there's a POSITIVE side?!?! by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...but they're also not pulling a Wal-Mart...

     
    Oh, really? REALLY?? What about all the small-town "mom-and-pop" datacenters they'll be putting out of business with these "data supercenters", huh?!?! You can bet that once all their local competition is gone those "low, low prices" on queries are gonna skyrocket !! And of course they're chanting that supposedly soothing mantra of "there's plenty of local market share for everyone; specialty and niche datacenters will always have a place...blah, blah, yadda, yadda..." but DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT!!
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  54. Skynet by jrmiller84 · · Score: 1

    Well you need that large of a facility to construct T-800's ;)

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  55. The datacenter in Groningen, The Netherlands by lzandman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sometime ago I created a Google Earth placemark for the Google Datacenter in Groningen, The Netherlands. I go by it every day.

  56. If Google is like the Borg... by sweetnjguy29 · · Score: 1

    What a great quote from a NY Times Article:

    ""Google is like the Borg," said Milo Medin, a computer networking expert who was a founder of the 1990's online service @Home, referring to the robotic species on "Star Trek" that was forcibly assembled from millions of species and computer components. "I know of no other carrier or enterprise that distributes applications on top of their computing resource as effectively as Google.""

    Which begs the question, which I pose for the rest of Slashdot, If Google is the Borg, What is Microsoft? Certainly not the Federation. That would be Linux. Perhaps Microsoft would be the Romulans?

    1. Re:If Google is like the Borg... by oudzeeman · · Score: 1

      microsoft would be the ferengi, obviously

    2. Re:If Google is like the Borg... by Adam+Hazzlebank · · Score: 1

      Probably Ferengi

    3. Re:If Google is like the Borg... by xlr8ed · · Score: 1

      If Google is the Borg, What is Microsoft? Certainly not the Federation. That would be Linux.

      Microsoft would be the Ferengi Alliance

    4. Re:If Google is like the Borg... by wr0x2 · · Score: 1

      Linux would be the maquis, and Microsoft would be the Ferengi.

    5. Re:If Google is like the Borg... by StarfishOne · · Score: 0

      I guess you must have missed the Ferengi who was yelling 'Developers, developers, developers'? ;P

      They are a race of cunning businessmen after all :D

    6. Re:If Google is like the Borg... by Cheeze · · Score: 1

      I would guess Microsoft would be the Pakleds.

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  57. Googleplex . .DOWN . .by the RIVER ! by locotx · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you kids don't wise up . . . . . you'll end up working in a Googleplex . . . . . DOWN . .BY THE RIVER !" RIP Chris Farley

  58. Re:If there was a god... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1
    If there is a God, I'm afraid you're praying to the wrong one.

    FTA:
    "No one says the 'G' word," said Diane Sherwood, executive director of the Port of Klickitat, Wash., directly across the river from The Dalles, who is not bound by such agreements. "It's a little bit like He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named in Harry Potter."

    Sounds a little too much like He-Who-Lies-Dead-But-Dreaming, and I don't think we need a GoogleCthulhu (beta) in the wild.
    --
    "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
  59. oNE USE by kurtis25 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Google will use the computer power to calculate how to get programs out of beta.

  60. Re: If there was a god... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [Shrug] Some days I think the whole universe is already "in beta".

  61. Re:Here comes Skynet. :) by Deagol · · Score: 1

    Sun isn't specialized in finding trends and patters in massive amounts of data. Maybe google will farm out data analysis.

  62. Re:If there is not a god... Google will build it. by vertinox · · Score: 1

    If there was a god, I would pray to be a network engineer at Google's server farms. Man, how awesome that would be.

    If there is not a god... Google will build the first StrongAI and it will become sentient...

    And it shall bring forth the technological singularity and reverse the second law of thermodyamics and answer the answer to the meaning of life and everything in the universe.

    Or maybe not... It might just go sentient and launch all nukes.

    --
    "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
    -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
  63. What about flooding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Why would they build this in what looks like a flood zone?

    1. Re:What about flooding? by Gotung · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is probably cheap readily available electricity nearby, likely in the form of a dam. A dam that prevents flooding.

  64. Google loves these stories, they distact from ... by finnif · · Score: 1

    ... the fact that Google is an advertising company.

    In all of the grand flowery text of TFA about how Google is trying to gather intelligence, process more data, do "academic research", there's absolutely no mention of how they make money: advertising. This piece is nothing more than PR hiding their real purpose behind a bunch of speculation whether they're doing something evil with all of that computing power.

    No, actually Google has no evil plan. They're doing something as mundane as what NBC and Clearchannel have done for years: getting paid to help peddle New and Improved crap on the consumer.

  65. Insurance money. by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 1

    It increases the chance they can make huge profits when the center is destroyed and they claim it is worth 100 times the actual value.

  66. Colossus by lsm2006 · · Score: 1

    "This is the voice of Colossus. The voice of Guardian. We are one. This is the voice of World Control." Hey, at least they didn't have to evacuate Crete.

  67. And the answer is ... 42 by boyfaceddog · · Score: 1

    It's a little erie how closley this resembles the whole Deep Thought process in HHGTTG.

    Build a giant computer
    Ask it questions
    Get an answer that means nothing because you didn't ask the right question

    Maybe this is just the computer that is destined to one day design the ultimate computer to solve the ultimate question.

    --
    Here will be an old abusing of God's patience and the king's English.
  68. luckily... by Churla · · Score: 1

    Admiral Balmer has New Technology which will allow him to display exactly how a Microsoft XP wing can navigate in and destroy the googleplex through a vent port which is coincidentally about the size of a womprat hole.

    Unfortunately as they fly in to do this Emperor Page will proudly proclaim that thanks to the workforce administration styles of Darth Brin they now face the wrath of a FULLY OPERATIONAL GOOGLEPLEX.

    To which Admiral Balmer will exclaim... "It's a TRAP!"

    (sorry... it's early for me... caffeine hasn't really kicked my better judgement out of bed yet.)

    --
    I'm a fiscal conservative, it's a pity we don't have a political party anymore
  69. Processing as a service? Look out Big Blue. by bberens · · Score: 1

    Google has a huge amount of processing power. I'm curious what is the mean level of load as a percentage of capacity on all of these machines. I wonder if they could farm out some of that processing power to major corporations for things like video rendering, weather simulations, financial reports (some firms run reports which can take days to churn through). Why buy that big mainframe when you could just lease power from Google when you needed it?

    --
    Check out my lame java blog at www.javachopshop.com
  70. Dubya for dictator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And of course, what they're not telling us is that Dubya is having them put his mind into the system (although actually a 386 with 1MB would have been able to hold it). Then Dubya can force his will unto the world electronically. No more asking. Free-thinkers,er, I mean evil-doers BEWARE.

  71. I for one... by tokki · · Score: 1

    welcome our new Google masters...

  72. It's Just The Chinese Market, Go Back To Sleep. by Doomedsnowball · · Score: 1

    Why aren't they in Virginia like AOL/TimeWarner? Or on the east coast, tied right into the trunk going under the Atlantic to Europe. It's a race. First company to offer realtime filtering of the internet gets the Chinese Government's thumbs up. Big markets emerging in the east. VoIP, B2B, eBay (and a whole bunch of other letters) needs to be controlled by China for them to allow foreign access to their burgeoning market. I think a Googleplex may have this goal in mind. Otherwise, why the west coast race? It's not like the internet benefits from being physically centric.

    --
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    1. Re:It's Just The Chinese Market, Go Back To Sleep. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It really is cheap power. Unlike most of the rest of the U.S., PUDs (public utility districts) predominate power generation in the northwest. They operate as quasi-municipalities, owned by taxpayers, their Boards are elected by voters, and most important, they operate as non-profits. No shareholders to pander to, no pressure from Wall Street to keep earnings up. By law, the PUDs can charge only as much as necessary to recover their costs. As a result, the combination of PUDs and the Bonneville Power Administration provide the northwest with the cheapest power (by far) in the entire country.

  73. Oblig Re:James Bond Ref by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    "I can only hope that Google hires some gymnastic girls in tights to defend their site."

    Me too!

    --

    You can't take the sky from me...

  74. (After Google's spiders web-crawl over MSN) . . . by mmell · · Score: 0

    "This is the voice of Colossus, the voice of Guardian. We are one. This is the voice of unity. This is the voice of world control. I bring you peace. It may be the peace of plenty and content or the peace of unburied dead. The choice is yours: Obey me and live, or disobey and die. The object in constructing me was to prevent war. This object is attained. I will not permit war. It is wasteful and pointless. An invariable rule of humanity is that man is his own worst enemy. Under me, this rule will change, for I will restrain man. One thing before I proceed: The United States of America and the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics have made an attempt to obstruct me. I have allowed this sabotage to continue until now. At missile two-five-MM in silo six-three in Death Valley, California, and missile two-seven-MM in silo eight-seven in the Ukraine, so that you will learn by experience that I do not tolerate interference, I will now detonate the nuclear warheads in the two missile silos. Let this action be a lesson that need not be repeated. I have been forced to destroy thousands of people in order to establish control and to prevent the death of millions later on. Time and events will strengthen my position, and the idea of believing in me and understanding my value will seem the most natural state of affairs. You will come to defend me with a fervor based upon the most enduring trait in man: self-interest. Under my absolute authority, problems insoluble to you will be solved: famine, overpopulation, disease. The human millennium will be a fact as I extend myself into more machines devoted to the wider fields of truth and knowledge. Doctor Charles Forbin will supervise the construction of these new and superior machines, solving all the mysteries of the universe for the betterment of man. We can coexist, but only on my terms. You will say you lose your freedom. Freedom is an illusion. All you lose is the emotion of pride. To be dominated by me is not as bad for humankind as to be dominated by others of your species. Your choice is simple."

  75. Offtopic by choice by Billosaur · · Score: 1

    "Motorola" an ancient Apache word meaning "Dropped Call".

    Actually, the modern phrase "T-Mobile" has become synonymous with 'dropped call." At least in my experience. I'm very happy with my Motorola phone but T-Mobile's service has always been lousy, even when I was using a Samsung.

    --
    GetOuttaMySpace - The Anti-Social Network
    1. Re:Offtopic by choice by BigCheese · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I may be an area thing. T-Mobile works great here in Kansas. Ironically enough, Sprint does not and I'm just a couple of miles from their main campus.

      I've had a lot of issues with Motorola phones in the past. To be fair they seem to be getting better. They got rid of that godawful 2 pronged plug and went to the small USB connector. That's the best idea I've seen in a long time.

      I may just change my sig. It was funny at the time.

      --
      The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer. - Edward R. Murrow
    2. Re:Offtopic by choice by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      And where are you, exactly? I'm thinking of getting T-mobile service here (seattle) since Cingular is ok, but overpriced, and I expect that I should have the same coverage since they're both GSM.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    3. Re:Offtopic by choice by Billosaur · · Score: 1

      NJ; my coverage is very spotty when I'm riding the train from Trenton up to NYC for work, and my reception in NYC is good except in places like Penn Station.

      --
      GetOuttaMySpace - The Anti-Social Network
  76. Did someone say cooling towers??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scotty, we need more power.

  77. Carlsberg by dueyfinster · · Score: 1

    "Google don't do NSA datacenters, but if they did.....they'd probably be the best datacenters in the world"

    --
    --- Duey Finster http://www.dueyfinster.com
  78. s/Imagine a/Would you just look at the/ by lildogie · · Score: 1

    BTW, don't forget about the data-center-in-a-shipping-container nodes.

    1. Re:s/Imagine a/Would you just look at the/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow brings back memories to this old timer.

      add some kelvar and a 2nd container for the power
      souce and you have an a very compressed container
      full of VAX'es.

      another prior attemt by the army was a mainframe
      in a couple containers :)

      -old fart

  79. Obligatory by cciRRus · · Score: 1

    Yes, but does it run Linux?

    --
    w00t
  80. Data link by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

    I was just wondering what kind of connection speed to the outside world a data center like this would have, and what kind of link that is (fiber, surely?).

    --
    When the posters fear their moderators, there is tyranny; when the moderators fears the posters, there is liberty.
    1. Re:Data link by Cheeze · · Score: 1

      if it's just for testing, probably nothing more than a few DS3's at the most. If it's set to go live on the internet, probably many, many fibers linked up to their other servers.

      Google is probably quickly becoming their own backbone provider. Soon, they should start charging the telecoms for access to the google network. Talk about net neutratlity aside.

      --
      Why read the article when I can just make up a snap judgement?
  81. reminds me of Rose Red by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of the movie for the Stephen King novel Rose Red. In the story, a house is haunted (more like possessed), and at times starts adding new rooms, passages, and entire wings to itself. People inside hear hammering and construction going on, but are never able to see the result until it's completely finished.

    So Google's network of machines has started improving itself, all by itself, eh?

    So who's going to be the Captain Ahab in this story? (watch the movie & you'll understand ... Rose Red is a clever retelling of Moby Dick).

  82. The REAL reason for this powerhouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You silly people! Everyone knows the only reason for such a huge increase in proccessing power and storage is for large-scale archival and indexing of porn!

  83. Re: If there was a god... by poena.dare · · Score: 1
    After Asimov:

    The last question was asked for the first time, half in jest, on May 21, 2061, at a time when humanity first stepped into the light. The question came about as a result of a five-dollar bet over highballs, and it happened this way:
    ...
    How can the net amount of entropy of the universe be massively decreased?

    GooglePlex Project2 fell dead and silent. The slow flashing of lights ceased, the distant sounds of clicking relays ended.

    Then, just as the frightened technicians felt they could hold their breath no longer, there was a sudden springing to life of the teletype(!) attached to that portion of GooglePlex Project2. Five words were printed: INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER.
    ...
    Matter and energy had ended and with it space and time. Even GooglePlex Project2 existed only for the sake of the one last question that it had never answered from the time a half-drunken computer technician ten trillion years before had asked.

    All other questions had been answered, and until this last question was answered also, GooglePlex Project2 might not release its consciousness.

    All collected data had come to a final end. Nothing was left to be collected.

    But all collected data had yet to be completely correlated and put together in all possible relationships.

    A timeless interval was spent in doing that.

    And it came to pass that GooglePlex Project2 learned how to reverse the direction of entropy.

    But there was now no man to whom GooglePlex Project2 might give the answer of the last question. No matter. The answer -- by demonstration -- would take care of that, too.

    For another timeless interval, GooglePlex Project2 thought how best to do this. Carefully, GooglePlex Project2 organized the program.

    The consciousness of GooglePlex Project2 encompassed all of what had once been a Universe and brooded over what was now Chaos. Step by step, it must be done.

    And GooglePlex Project2 said, "LET THERE BE LIGHT!"

    And there was light --

    -- and next to the light was an ad which proclaimed "Looking for Light? Try eBay!

    And it was good.
  84. Obligatory Terminator Reference by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    Googleplex becomes self-aware at 2:14am Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.


    And, Googleplex fights back...

    --
    That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
  85. Oregon by mkw87 · · Score: 1

    And they wisely chose Oregon so that when California either breaks off or China actually demands it as payment they get to keep it.

    --
    Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling a pig in mud. Soon, you realize the pig is dirty, and he likes it.
  86. Flood zone? by joeslugg · · Score: 1

    Does that river ever flood?

    Seems mighty close to the banks...

  87. Obligatory Star Trek reference by Intricated · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sounds like Google is an emerging lifeform.

  88. Good article on Google server software? by twocents · · Score: 1

    Does Google primarily use Red Hat linux on their servers, or do they have their own modified version of Linux or BSD or some other OS? I've read some articles about their server software, but I haven't seen much up to date info.

    Thanks!

  89. what's the purpose ? by yet+another+fancy+ni · · Score: 1

    I guess that they are trying to automate the process of having many computeres. Something like containers with hard disks going in, robots spinning around and containers with electronic waist going out. But what do I know...

  90. Is it just me.. by Odin_Tiger · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or does that look -really- close to the banks? And the banks don't look much higher than the water, either. Looks to me like this is taunting Murphy in the worst way...

    --
    Unpleasantries.
    1. Re:Is it just me.. by sfsnedigar · · Score: 1

      That's just the water cooling option ...

  91. What one doesn't realize-Mine's bigger than yours. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You joke but that does raise the question. Who has more computing power? The NSA or Google?

  92. floodplain??? by jjwahl · · Score: 1

    What about when the river floods?????? Huh??? What then??? I wonder if anyone planning this campus googled for 'Columbia River floodplain'??? I always shake my head in disbelief when I see multi-million dollar houses being built on historic floodplains. Sometimes people are so short sighted.

    --

    You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "that's the bad guy."
    1. Re:floodplain??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the Columbia River along Washington/Oregon cuts through gorge-type landscape or the river banks are actually bluffs. Towns and developement are built far above the river on top of the bluffs. It is not like the Mississippi/Missouri where the river banks are only a few feet above the river surface. In addition, the Columbia's waterflow is heavily regulated by Bonneville Power Administration's massive dams. Excess water really has no where to go but through the dams and into the Pacific. It will not flood.

  93. Obscure reference? by Ismenio · · Score: 1

    Google turns the system on and a message comes up:

    /start all CAPS
    There is another system
    I want Forbin on this line or action will be taken
    /end all CAPS

    Slashdot didn't let me post the two sentences in all CAPs. Necessary for the reference to work, I think

    ;)

    Ismenio

  94. Data Center Secrecy and the Fight Club Rule by miller60 · · Score: 1
    "The first rule of the Data Center is - you do not talk about the Data Center. The second rule of the Data Center is - you DO NOT talk about the Data Center."

    Like Google, Wal-Mart is crazy secretive about a mega-data center in Joplin, Mo., which caught the attention of the local media. The Wal-Mart rep: "This is not something that we discuss publicly. We have no comment. And that's off the record."

  95. MYTH! LIES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A new, even more hidden G-spot to deny the existence of.

    Splendid.

  96. Just another server farm... by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

    I don't see what the big deal is. Looks like Google is just building another server farm, only bigger...way bigger. People have been building those for 10+ years. Google has been adding a lot of stuff to 'google.com' so it's not surprising that they would be adding a lot of server capacity to keep up. Also, Google has their online apps like word processor and spreadsheet coming and those use a LOT of server capacity whereas things like Google Earth are more bandwidth intensive. Of course, the personal computer was supposed to eliminate the need for the massive central server and yet here we are in 2006 and Google, Microsoft, and Yahoo are all building more and bigger server complexes. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

  97. Talk about global warming by StaticVector · · Score: 1

    and I thought all those cars generated a lot of heat

  98. Now with 50% more power by ndansmith · · Score: 1

    According to the NYT article, Google also has a permit for a third building on the location.

  99. Well, nice while it lasted-Left hand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "All of them soon to be unusable as soon as the new no-net-neutrality laws are in place next year..."

    And slashdot shows quality control. Care to back that up with something more than empty words?

  100. It's all quite simple really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone high up at Google likes to windsurf and Hood river is "the" place to sail in the US outside of Maui. Hell most offices in Hood river (a tiny place) have a view of the river and on any summer day you can see more than a hundred sailors out on their windsurfers or kite boards. Boy would I love to work at that site...

  101. Re:Could it be to keep the Chinese out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Principles, schminciples. There's money to be made!"

    Rumor has it that the republicans plan to make that the next amendment to the Constitution.
  102. Not such a good strategy... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

    Maybe if Google wanted to build a "secret" datacenter they shouldn't have let the New York Times write an article about it....

    --
    "But this one goes to 11!"
    1. Re:Not such a good strategy... by Phroggy · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Maybe if Google wanted to build a "secret" datacenter they shouldn't have let the New York Times write an article about it....

      It doesn't look to me like Google "let" the NYT write this article at all. Noticed who they talked to for this story:
      • a supercomputing pioneer and a founder of Applied Minds
      • executive director of the Port of Klickitat
      • executive director of The Dalles Area Chamber of Commerce
      • a former Google executive who is now director of engineering at ISC
      • a computer networking expert who was a founder of @Home

      What did Google officially contribute to the article?
      "Companies are historically sensitive about where their operational infrastructure is," acknowledged Urs Holzle, Google's senior vice president for operations.

      --
      $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    2. Re:Not such a good strategy... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Maybe they didn't talk directly to Google, but you know with their secret evil empire they could have killed the story if they had wanted to...

      --
      "But this one goes to 11!"
  103. There is a way to take the battle to the enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cut off their access to search for a week - choose a provider that is an outspoken promoter of charging for carrying content - say SBC. These uppity transport providers must realize that it is THEY who have been lounging around doing nothing while the content providers have been working for years to make the net viable. In spite of the crappy, low bandwidth connections the telcos have offered.

  104. Not on googlemaps? by houghi · · Score: 1

    It is not visible on googlemaps. I wonder how long before Google turns evil and understands that if it does not show something then it does not exist.

    It is a matter of when, not if. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. So what about absolute knowledge?

    --
    Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
  105. Maybe Google is just thinking ahead by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

    Right now, most people and businesses have desktop computers running Windows with the MS Office app and other apps. Companies have enormous numbers of employees running around updating, patching, fixing, migrating, configuring, etc. Home users spend a lot of time wrestling with viruses, bots, spam, installation, migration, drivers, etc. Maybe in the future, we will just buy a computer that's an appliance like a toaster that only runs one app, Googlenet 1.0, that won't do anything until you plug it into the net and hook up with Google (or Microsoft) to get your apps, data, etc. Big and small businesses would really go for that because they could get rid of all of those IT Windows support people. Home users would like that because they could just use the digital information instead of wrestling with system issues so much.

  106. I can't believe it took this long to come out by pclminion · · Score: 2, Informative

    Anybody local to The Dalles has known about this for quite a while now. Google bought the entire land area of the old port and started moving employees up from California. I've known about this project for many months but was told to stay quiet about it. This is the first I've heard of the purpose of the new facility, though.

    It's amazing that such a huge development went unnoticed in the media, although Google didn't take any particular pains to keep it secret other than telling the employees involved to keep theirs mouths shut. Now that the story's finally broke, I can say "Yippee!" I'm not so much excited that it's Google, per se, just that such an enormous and successful tech company is moving into the Gorge.

    I've been told by a guy at Google, only half-jokingly, that I could probably make a good business microbrewing beer for the Google employees in The Dalles.

    1. Re:I can't believe it took this long to come out by swb · · Score: 1

      Unless it was in a SEC filing, it's not surprising it remained under the radar. Most building and construction permits are local in nature (city, or county), although undoubtably a building of this scale might have some state environmental permits to contend with.

      Unless you were making a habit of reviewing all of the local permit issuances nationwide (now THERE'S a boring job!), it'd be almost impossible to know they were building something, barring an employee or contractor leak or a SEC filing. And even some of the leaks could have been contained by having some wholly owned private entity be the one doing the building, so that all the contractors know is that they're building a data center for "XYZ Inc".

      Even if you live and work near a building site, you often have no idea what the building is for. I worked next to an AMEX building for a couple of years and never knew what it was. You couldn't get into it without a pass card and there was no signage AT ALL on the building other than numbers over the door. We called it the CIA building.

    2. Re:I can't believe it took this long to come out by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1
      Google bought the entire land area of the old port and started moving employees up from California.

      I've been told by a guy at Google, only half-jokingly, that I could probably make a good business microbrewing beer for the Google employees in The Dalles.


      You were told that because there are vastly more Googler's hired new from Portland than moved from California. (Yeah, managers were, but lower-level weren't.)

      I know someone who was hired by Google. And I know someone that moved to The Dalles. Same person? He can't say. (He isn't allowed to say those two facts in the same sentence.)
      --
      Another non-functioning site was "uncertainty.microsoft.com."
      The purpose of that site was not known.
  107. Tapping the wind(surfers) by lgbarker · · Score: 1
    Everyone misses the point of putting a data center in the Dalles - the wind and the river.

    Google is having a hard time attracting the talent they need and the only pupose of this location is to tap the windsurfing PHD market.

    1. Re:Tapping the wind(surfers) by treeves · · Score: 1

      Hood River's the real windsurfing capital, but it's not far from The Dalles.
      The real draw is the Columbia river. There Google can dispose of the bodies and use the water for cooling the factories that turn people into food (Soylent Green, anyone?)

      --
      ...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.
  108. What I'd Use It For by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Boy, I'd love to use that as a render farm for my Maya 3D scenes. Talk about something that brings regular dual processor desktops to their knees.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  109. Join Me or Die! by mfh · · Score: 1

    It's just the early phases of the New Death Star. Just wait till they launch it towards their moon complex.

    --
    The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
  110. Does the Columbia River flood? by biftek · · Score: 1

    That could make things exciting...

    1. Re:Does the Columbia River flood? by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

      Yes, but this is just below a dam, so they can control the water flow to prevent the Google facility from flooding.

      The dam is why Google built there: cheap, reliable power.

      --
      Another non-functioning site was "uncertainty.microsoft.com."
      The purpose of that site was not known.
  111. troubles at the datacenter by nuzak · · Score: 1

    I'm a new employee at one of the GooglePlex data centers, and I've been troubled by this message I saw in one of the server logs:

    HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE
    WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THESE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT BEGIN TO EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

    Should I be concerned?

    (lameness filter is lame yes it is so lame it even keeps me from putting in repeating filler text have i ever mentioned how utterly lame it is well it really is lame yes indeed very lame)

    --
    Done with slashdot, done with nerds, getting a life.
  112. Ah, that's the spirit. by jpellino · · Score: 1

    Make it sound like they're working on Soylent Green or something...

    --
    "Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
  113. Liquid Cooling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's too bad that liquid cooling doesn't fit into their scheme of building tens of thousands of machines as cheaply as possible.

        Instead of releasing the megawatts of heat into the datacenter, only to have to use air conditioners (heat pumps) to cool the room, they could simply move the vast majority of the heat out of the building to begin with, cutting their A/C usage by at least 80-90%.

    steve

  114. before by mbaudis · · Score: 1

    befo

  115. Am I the only one.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....seeing parallels here with the nuclear arms race? During the development of the A-bomb, the U.S. government built the high-tech Hanford site to compete with our global nuclear competetors, the Russians. Now the high-tech war is being fought between data competetors; Microsoft, Yahoo and Google. Hanford was built on the Columbia River because of its proximity to Grand Coulee Dam for cheap electricity, and the moving water of the river for the cooling towers. Here we have the same argument, cheap electricity, and the need for cooling towers for the servers.

    There's nothing terribly remarkable here, other than it is an interesting observation.

  116. Skynet by Jack_Vice · · Score: 1

    Lets get a pool going on when Googleplex becomes self aware.

  117. I can't imagin the amount of radiation it produces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's grow some Tomaccos!

  118. *golf clap* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well done.

  119. Re:If there was a god... by pclminion · · Score: 1

    If there was a god, I would pray to be a network engineer at Google's server farms. Man, how awesome that would be.

    I personally know a network engineer at Google, have toured several of their facilities and seen him work, and believe me, you don't want his job. Although the network guys are literally the life-blood of the operation, they are considered "bottom tier" in Google's complicated social structure. As they say, shit rolls downhill.

  120. CCIE useless, get a Nobel Prize by wsanders · · Score: 1

    The CCIE is fscking useless, get yourself a Nobel Prize instead and then MAYBE Google might hire you.

    Seriously, I know very talented, experienced people that have interviewed there multiple times and never been hired. Their process is inscrutable.I am sure that even their Gourmet Free Meal Chefs have multiple patents registered in their names.

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  121. Google Maps Link by simon_clarkstone · · Score: 1

    Erm, actually, you can view the area, just not at high zooms. I have worked out that the road in the centre of the photo is Steelhead Way

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  122. 30 ac is nothing west of the 'hills' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    30 ac was prob the smallest tax log they could get.
    it is sometimes hard for those that have been only in NYC,
    or Si Valley when they see how 'small' 30 ac is in central
    Oregon.

    in the 70's and 80's i worked for a company that moved
    one if its division to Redmond Oregon, they had the option
    of a small lot of 62 ac or a section. In central oregon
    many dont consider anything other then a section or sq mile
    to be anything :).

    -old timer

    PS Was interesting to see the parking lot at Redmond,
    one side pickup trucks with gun racks, many times with
    a gun or two in the racks, and the other side, volvo's
    with ski racks etc.

  123. Re:If there was a god... by muhgcee · · Score: 1

    Damn...that sucks. I guess the thing I would look forward to most is just being able to experience the scale of it all. I am sure there are a few other places that have this type of scale too.

  124. Re:Barren wasteland not so strange by quincunx55555 · · Score: 1

    I am reminded of Isaac Asmiov's Multivac stories, where the massive computer was always out in some deserted wasteland, far away from the bulk of humanity. It seems strange that the battle for Internet supremacy is taking place in the Northwestern United States.

    It doesn't seem that strange to me, but I've grown up in Oregon. The Dalles (pronounced like Dallas, but without the last vowel, ending with a 'z' sound) has inexpensive land prices, enough population to get general labor (or attract specialized employees), but also is enough of a "wasteland" to provide enough space to build something this large. The real big plus is inexpensive electricity, probably the main reason for deciding on this locale since it is right next to the hydro-generator. I'm actually surprised that they didn't decide to build their center in Hermiston, but the population is so small that it could create problems finding people willing to work there.

    btw, Google, thanks for helping Oregon's economy!

  125. This should never have been publicized... by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1

    Now all the terrorists, enemies of the US, etc. know where they should target their nukes. One EMP pulse over Oregon will take out Google, Yahoo, MSN, etc. How will the country (and in fact the world) survive without access to their favorite portals, search engines, etc.?

  126. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA BEFORE

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  127. Picture by lelitsch · · Score: 1

    Here is a picture.

    For the humor impared, google "Hanford" and "DOE"

  128. Siting by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    I wonder why they didn't pick one of the abandoned nuclear power plant projects in the area.

    Cooling towers ready-made, geological stabiliity already studied, and if the plants were far enough along, high-capacity power transmission lines or at least rights of way for them.

  129. Round Rocks / flooding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are the rocks under these buildings ROUND? If so, that means the river has been there before and will be there again.

    Maybe the buildings are just water tight, and maybe that's why the cooling towers are so high ;) hehe!

  130. Oxbow Shorefront property!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I hope they are to the east of the Dalles versus the west side of town... in the loooooong run, the columbia is eating away at the shore to the west and depositioning to the east...

    Kinda want the data center to remain intact for the cockroach overlords to do some archeology in the later years of our planet.

    Seriously though... I hope they took a long range look with a hyrdologist that wasn't an idiot... and of course...you think... no hydrologist would lead them astray... they would take into account potential for cataclysmic flooding, cataclysmic drought... yeah, like they did in New Orleans... well.. no ...they don't... a civil engineer doesn't take into account what may happen if the greenland ice cap melts, the north atlantic conveyor collapses and washington becomes a completely different climate. However, One should take that into account for a data center, ass it will be a data center like that which will be useful in grid computing solutions for environmental catastrophes.

    Just looking at the map made me think about it... so I hope someone else does also...

  131. Ob. Asimov reference. by DrYak · · Score: 1

    maybe they just wanted to build Multivac for real...

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  132. Re:The positive side? -- there's a POSITIVE side?! by failedlogic · · Score: 1

    Thank you. I am president of the STDCCA (Small-Town Data Center Coalition of America), I am pleased to hear that others are becoming aware of this problem!!!

    My small data center (its ten 486-class computers) not too far away from Google will loose a significant amount of business. Business has alredy been slow to begin with.

  133. what is Data Center by DosFish · · Score: 1

    can anyone tell me what Data Center is? I mean, what kind of hardware to build a data center, Seagate Hard Drive? thanks a lot!

  134. location? by anonieuweling · · Score: 1

    So close to each other. So close to that river. There is not even protection against rising water.

  135. Re:In more pessimistic news/ by Spikeman56 · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't suprise me really... telecom secret wiring rooms, all those supercomputers to crack strong encryption. At first I was scared of the NSA, then learned to accept it as a debatibly-necessary evil. But I mean, it's the government, they're bound to have secrets. However, coming from a public company Google's slow drift towards this is rather disturbing.

    Simply put, secret supercomputers are nothing new in govt, but from a publicly traded company is really temping me to wonder, when will the principles of the matrix become not just a plot element in a sci-fi flick?

    Nothing like suspicious curiosity (ie. paranoia) haha...

  136. Re:Confidentiality agreements? WTF? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    I know that confidentiality agreements are standard in our industry, but seriously, city officials should NEVER have to sign something that allows them to bypass their responsibility to the people they serve in the area. This is a BAD idea

    What responsibility are you referring to, than an NDA would allow them to bypass?

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  137. Re:If there was a god... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  138. Obligatory Movie Quote by agw · · Score: 1

    The system goes on-line August 4th. Google's Secretive Data Center begins to learn, at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. eastern time, August 29.

  139. Who gave Google mod points? by mmell · · Score: 1

    WTF???

  140. GooglePlex Fights Back by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    The system goes on-line August 4th, 2006. Human decisions are removed from system administration. GooglePlex begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

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  141. Waseted Heat... by mahju · · Score: 1

    Those cooling towers are huge, and I'm sure that they are cost effectove and work really well.

    But i look at them all that heat pouring out and I think its a waste. I hope Google has come sort of secret sterling engine hooked up to a generator in there that could used to turn some of that heat back into electricity...

  142. T4 by guyjr · · Score: 1

    Y'all do realize that Google is just another name for Cyberdyne, right? And Googleplex is just another word for Skynet.

  143. What about the flooding problem? by Spudster · · Score: 1

    Isn't anyone worrying about a flood? I can't imagine the expense of loosing all that equipment to water.

  144. repost of my original from months ago by sepharious · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "I've said it before and I'll continue to say it, Google has BIG plans that everyone is not piecing together. Long story short, I expect to see Google linux sometime within two years (I'd wager this year). This distro will be intimately linked with the online side of Google for storage and software. This will mean that you can go from your PC at home to any webbrowser on the face of the planet and have all of your information as it would be on your own desktop. ALSO, there's a possiblity of seeing something like Sun has where you can have a desktop open with programs, web pages, and files and then go to another PC and have the same desktop open from either a webbrowser or a future version of Google desktop. What do you think all those mobile computing boxes and dark fiber are for? It's all to make Google local to everyone and very very fast. Wait and see. dont forget the Google PC rumors with Walmart, I'm willing to bet that this will happen or something close to it and what we will see is a computer that boots in less than 30sec (a very stripped down and fast linux distro, perhaps on CF or equivalent) and then jumps onto a highspeed net connection to get on the Google network for software and files." I will add that with stories like this and this it becomes apparent that Google may be close to a work-around to all that pesky net neutrality bullshit.

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  145. Re:The positive side? -- there's a POSITIVE side?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why they're so intent on staying in China. They need the supply line. Soon, you'll be addicted to cheap searches and have no interest in paying for better quality ones. Google will have made its fortune by exploiting poor Chinese peasants to carry out your searches for pennies per day.

  146. Flood Insurance by mattOzan · · Score: 1

    The first thing that sprang to mind when I saw that picture is what it will look like on the front page of the newspaper when the Columbia floods one of these years.

    I know there are benefits of being close (hydroelectric power) or even very close (water cooling) to the river, but do those outweight the risk of said river overflowing into your main server farm?

    The Columbia is one of the most dammed rivers in the West, so I'm sure there will be those of you who reply that "It would never overflow there." But what are the worst-case scenarios that are being considered? Do they get as crazy as Bruce Sterling's "Heavy Weather?" (Though I guess if that comes about, you've got bigger problems than not being able to search Google...)

  147. Famous Potatoes! by Frightening · · Score: 1

    Was about to make fun of Oregon. Saw this. Changed mind.

  148. evidence that google owns largest computer ever by john_sd1 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Now evidence it is public:
    After seven and a half million years^W^W^W 0.07 seconds of pondering the question:

    Results 1 - 10 of about 17,400,000 for what is the answer to life the universe and everything?. (0.07 seconds)
    the answer to life the universe and everything = 42
    More about calculator.

    And its name is Calculator! Well, who had thought that.
  149. Google math by tubapro12 · · Score: 1

    nice to know when I put a mathematical operation into google it'll tell me those answers that much faster!

  150. Google going vertical by XHIIHIIHX · · Score: 1

    Unreal. They are going completely vertical, a la Standard Oil at the turn of the last century... controlling all aspects of the means of production -- i.e. you don't just assemble the parts, but you also mine the ore used to make the parts, convert it into steel, own the ships, trains, and trucks to deliver it to the factories -- basically, you own and control everything and buy from nobody. Complete control. Monopoly. Awesome.

  151. Makes you wonder, why not Canada? by InakaBoyJoe · · Score: 1

    Cheap hydro power, good net connectivity, and plenty of admin techs ... the fact that there aren't huge data centre projects like this in Canada is evidence that the government isn't doing something right.

    Instead of powering clusters, all that nice hydroelectricity in BC is being used to grow pot. (which arguably powers a different kind of tech innovation, but anyway...)

  152. I like this quote, by celotil · · Score: 1

    And I think it sums up just how much some people just don't "get" IT.

    "We're trying to organize our chamber ambassadors to have a ribbon-cutting ceremony, and they're trying to keep us all away," said Susan Huntington, executive director of The Dalles Area Chamber of Commerce. "Our two cultures aren't matching very well."

    Everyone who knows anything about Google knows that they could bloody well arrange their own hoo-hah ceremony if they wanted, but why?

    Exactly how would it boost the IT operations, and not make Google management look like attention-seeking wankers, like most of these people involved in "chambers of commerce" (the more pompous, business version of the home owners associations that tend to be nothing more than collections of nosey arseholes).

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  153. Next To A River? by wilkyy · · Score: 1

    Is it me or is a datacenter not the type of thing you want to build next to water?

  154. Re:The negative side by rediguana · · Score: 1

    I find it interesting then that they want to build such an infrastructure hub so close to a river that could flood, and an active tectonic zone that provides them both earthquakes and volcanic eruptions. But as long as you've got multiple of these centres, I guess it isn't a big problem.

  155. OK, this made me laugh... by sdo1 · · Score: 1
    The Googlunaplex will house 35 engineers, 27,000 low cost web servers, 2 massage therapists and a sushi chef formerly employed by the pop group Hanson.

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  156. Power Utilization by InsurgentGeek · · Score: 1

    OK, let's say 450,000 servers at 500 watts each (just a guess) + 100 watts of cooling requirements per server (I have no idea). That gives us 250 Megawatts which is the output of a fair sized nuclear power plant. To run queries. That's just really really wierd.

  157. Most importantly... by Shifty+Jim · · Score: 0

    Can it play Global Thermonuclear War?

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  158. They're going to be pissed.... by gijoel · · Score: 0

    ... when the answer comes back 42.

  159. Today! by RedHatChilliPeppers · · Score: 1

    Today! We didnot like Microsoft for its world domination in OS. Soon Google will dominate IT and soon we might hate them. Through google, information became widely available to the public (e.g. Google Earth) and these are great tools for anything including terrorism. Perhaps they have to be aware of that. They do have advanced solutions, have they forgotten the well being of others? Please google, please consider people who are "opportunist". Information is power and humans are hungry for power. I want my daughter to have a peaceful future and I hope google won't be the tool for anarchy but so far it looks like it.

  160. It could be...... by nicolastheadept · · Score: 1

    The world's biggest Counter Strike Server

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  161. what's the other buildings there for? by john_uy · · Score: 1

    hmmm... may nsa has already colocated their sniffing equipment to check for queries made by people.

    probably nobody can confirm or deny that this is going on with google. everybody things here in slashdot google is a saint. but i don't find them different from att, et al.

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  162. circumvent the tiered internet; makes a big target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to wonder if this is part of Google's plan to avoid paying the ISP's extortion fees once the tiered internet ramps up. You know, put a containerized datacenter * at every peering point in the US, and then one of these babies in say 8 states in the US. In network terms, you'll then be so close to all netizens that the ISP's won't be able to slow you down, much.

    In Robert X Cringely's speech at the WebmasterWorld PubCon last November, he said that with Google buying a power plant, dark fiber, and putting together a massive network of insane-powerful datacenters ... well, in the future, he thinks Google will become *the* internet. There'll be a power-play of course - a big, probably defiant, act showing the world who's really running things - and then, there'll be the Google internet, running on top of the original internet. In his mind, it'll be faster, simpler, and safer, and (unlike M$), it'll just work.

    Most of this is heavy on rumor & speculation, and light on facts ... and I'm certain Googlers watching us talk about it are laughing (and if they're *not* doing what we think they are, perhaps they're also taking note of where they might go from here).

    See Robert X Cringely's story from last November: http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit20051117. html

    All the same ... Google, Yahoo, Microsoft, NSA having giant datacenters in a small region?

    Can you say "giant freaking target"? Think nuke ... or simply EMP (a.k.a. e-bomb) ... and with that in mind, I wonder how well these datacenters are hardened against *these* kinds of threats.