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Hawking Says Humans Must Go Into Space

neutralino writes "The Associated Press reports that astrophysicist Stephen Hawking wants humans to establish colonies in space in order to ensure the survival of the human race. At a news conference in Hong Kong, Hawking said that 'It is important for the human race to spread out into space for the survival of the species. Life on Earth is at the ever-increasing risk of being wiped out by a disaster, such as sudden global warming, nuclear war, a genetically engineered virus or other dangers we have not yet thought of.'"

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  1. Right now? by ewg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do we have to go into space right now? Do I have time to go home and change?

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    1. Re:Right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. You grab the food and the universal translator, and I'll grab the spaceship keys! Quick, or we'll be late, and all of humanity is going to die!

    2. Re:Right now? by bsartist · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Do we have to go into space right now? Do I have time to go home and change?
      This joke, like many, is funny because there's a grain of truth in it. Do we have time? No one knows. The Big Disaster could happen tomorrow, or it might not be for a thousand years. If we wait until we *do* know about it, it may be too late to avoid it.
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    3. Re:Right now? by Procrastin8er · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to bring some clean underware with you.

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    4. Re:Right now? by Kagura · · Score: 5, Funny

      What a hypocrite, Stephen Hawking. Why doesn't he take some of his own advice for a change?

    5. Re:Right now? by Cctoide · · Score: 1

      Don't forget your toothbrush...

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    6. Re:Right now? by morcego · · Score: 5, Funny

      And a towel ! Can't forget a towel !

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    7. Re:Right now? by Dr+Tall · · Score: 5, Funny

      But I've watched enough 24 to know that the Big Disaster can only happen at the top of the hour. If you survive to 1:01 you're good for another hour!

    8. Re:Right now? by kesuki · · Score: 3, Funny

      you can live your live in a cave with a rock covering the mouth in fear of the end of life, or you can embrace each day for all there is to enjoy about it. or you can just cry about all your sorrows and bitch about how much life sucks, whatever floats your boat man, it's not going to make a super virus infect the human race or whatever.

      Personally the idea of floating colonies appeals to me not to 'flee' the earth, but simply as a platform from wich to launch giant mecha suits to have a massive war with the earth, no wait that's Gundam...

      It's a cool technology, and space flight technology has gotten a lot cheaper, but in the end i think we're more likely to build giant space amusment parks complete with casino and brothel. afterall that's where the money is. But the technology has to mature and become afordable for people to fly into space for even that to happen.

    9. Re:Right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmmm....no, not funny anymore.

    10. Re:Right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just bring your towel :)

    11. Re:Right now? by owlnation · · Score: 2, Funny
      Do we have time? No one knows. The Big Disaster could happen tomorrow, or it might not be for a thousand years. If we wait until we *do* know about it, it may be too late to avoid it.


      Which is why those of you specially selected for passage on the B Ark should hurry right along and get ready now...

      Yes, there is a special connecting bus from Redmond. Why yes of course Mr Dvorak, those in the A and C Arks will still be able to read your articles...
    12. Re:Right now? by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Just grab a towel and your sub-etha-sensomatic...

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    13. Re:Right now? by dubmun · · Score: 2, Funny

      No. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Go directly to space.

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    14. Re:Right now? by erroneus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah... too bad things like "money" and "power" are more important. We can't seem to do anything without money being involved and no one is willing to give up all they have in order to change the way things are done.

      Maybe I'm just a Star Trek geek (and if I am, not I'm not a particularly good one... I haven't memorized any episodes or anything like that and it was only yesterday that I got the joke of Data telling Scotty, "...it is... green...") but the idea of a world where things like money are obsolete? A simply amazing thing. There are people like that from time to time such as Nikola Tesla... he wanted to give the world free power, but J.P.Morgan put a stop to that pretty quickly. There's always someone ready to shamelessly stand in the way of mankind to make a buck.

      Given that we seem bent on such things as placing the value of a dollar above the hunger of our neighbors, do we really deserve to be able to infest the rest of the universe?

    15. Re:Right now? by Da_Weasel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not to worry...i'm sure we can dig up a rag-tag team of oil drillers to save humanity...

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    16. Re:Right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with leaving our home planet is that we could encounter a virus we have not think of, or just alert some dangerous alien specie out there (Kzins).

    17. Re:Right now? by bsartist · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Given that we seem bent on such things as placing the value of a dollar above the hunger of our neighbors, do we really deserve to be able to infest the rest of the universe?
      I agree, we've made a mess here on Mother Earth, and probably don't really deserve to do the same elsewhere. But really, being deserving has nothing to do with it. We were either created or evolved (depending on your philosphy) to be two things: Curious and prolific. That combination virtually guarantees that sooner or later, we will go exploring.
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    18. Re:Right now? by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You have made a certain kind of valid zen-like point. Some kinds of dangers, like that the world is running in a simulation and quantum cryptography are causing the sim to run slower as it factors primes for us and we resume billions of real-world years later, are competely unavoidable. You either do it or you do without.

      On the other hand, wtf are we doing creating a black hole anywhere near us? Sure scientists "expect" it to dissapate faster than it sucks in matter, but knowing human nature I fully expect it to become "I wonder how large a black hole we can make and still have it self-destruct". That's the kind of danger we need to be legitimately worried about. We don't need to do that kind of research on earth.

    19. Re:Right now? by amliebsch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Federation is a military dictatorship. Deal with it.

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    20. Re:Right now? by ccarson · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I tend to agree with you on the black hole thing. We should be very cautious and tred lightly with these little boogers. With regarde to Hawkings, I think he's correct. I've thought of this before but again, Hawkings beat me to the press.

    21. Re:Right now? by ccarson · · Score: 1

      haha

    22. Re:Right now? by cyberwiz01 · · Score: 1

      Just reminded me of Towelie from South Park. "Don't forget to bring a towel!" Towelie cracks me up.

    23. Re:Right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's time to run down to the pub for a couple of pints and packets of peanuts...which you'll need. Along with a towel.

    24. Re:Right now? by TuringTest · · Score: 2, Informative

      The idea of a world where things like money are obsolete? A simply amazing thing.

      Haven't you been paying attention lately? We might already be at that world. Economists are speaking of the Economy of Attention (1, 2, 3) as the natural economic laws of Internet. As online human attention is a scarce resource, it may actually be more valuable than, say, a bunch of metal discs (or paper rectangles) with a face on them.

      Of course, that can also mean that we will place the value of 15 min. of fame above the hunger of our neighbors. But it can also be a change on the way things are done nowadays. Gossip magazines point to the first, GPL to the second.

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    25. Re:Right now? by SamSim · · Score: 1
      The Big Disaster could happen tomorrow

      Yeah, about that...

    26. Re:Right now? by e03179 · · Score: 5, Funny
      "But I've watched enough 24 to know that the Big Disaster can only happen at the top of the hour. If you survive to 1:01 you're good for another hour!"
      Hate to break it to you, bud...but God has a TiVo.
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    27. Re:Right now? by vwjeff · · Score: 1

      Wanna get high?

    28. Re:Right now? by tinker_taylor · · Score: 0, Troll

      Unfortunately, the Human race has a mode of existence akin to Cancer cells (if there were to be a creature much larger than us -- as we are compared to cancer cells -- we'd look like cancer cells to them).

      Sure, go into space and spread the disease of greed, over-consumption, mindless materialism -- instead of trying to fix things and harmonize with nature (right here on Earth first)! :\

    29. Re:Right now? by abuthemagician · · Score: 0

      Gundam is exactly what i thought... Just wait until the Space colonies no longer want to belong to the Earth Sphere Alliance and start Project Meteor... On the upside my dream of owning a real Wing Zero should be feasible soon enough

    30. Re:Right now? by timster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nikola Tesla... he wanted to give the world free power, but J.P.Morgan put a stop to that pretty quickly. There's always someone ready to shamelessly stand in the way of mankind to make a buck.

      Everyone WANTS free power, but Tesla was a scientist and inventor, not an economist. Had he found a way to MAKE power for free, then we would be getting somewhere. Unfortunately, as making the power is still expensive, somebody still has to pay for it, and one way or another, it's going to be you (that's economics).

      Money will be obsolete when we have unlimited resources. Until then, it's simply impossible to live without it in some form. Communism (as seen in Star Trek) doesn't eliminate money; it's just a system where the average person doesn't have any.

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    31. Re:Right now? by Dance_Dance_Karnov · · Score: 2, Insightful

      any blackhole we can make will dissolve due to hawking(see ontopic :P) radiaiton long before it can do any damage.

    32. Re:Right now? by Memroid · · Score: 1
      too bad things like "money" and "power" are more important. We can't seem to do anything without money being involved and no one is willing to give up all they have in order to change the way things are done.

      No, it's good that money and power are important. The desire to get become rich and powerful is what creates innovation. Instead of looking at space as a place to waste money which we can use elsewhere, we should look at it as a money-making opportunity! An entire economy and social structure could be developed in space, no different from here on earth.

      If we want to consider space as a method for maintaining the human race, then we need to redistribute the current concepts in effect on earth to space; this includes everything from agriculture to entertainment. I mean if a suitable environment is developed, we could even start by exporting some industries into space and create commerce/trade between the locations. Planetary outsourcing anyone? :)

    33. Re:Right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "or just alert some dangerous alien specie out there "


      But the scary thing is that, if they're nearby and sufficiently developed, they can already detect all our radio and TV transmissions which are 'leaking' into space for let's say a century now.


      So all somewhat advanced (like us) civilizations within 100 lightyears of our planet can be aware of our presence.


      Lower your shiel@#$@W#% E_NO_CARRIER

    34. Re:Right now? by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh jeez, give me a break. They are made naturally all the time in our atmosphere. Do you have any idea how much energy cosmos radiation has?

      Not to mention the hot plasmas that jump between the North and South poles - the particles travelling so fast that they go from one end of the Earth, to hundreds of miles out, then back in to the other end of the Earth all within a few seconds. Imagine that. Seriously.

      We can't yet approach the energies that we see around us.

    35. Re:Right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You realize that money is just a measurement of how much resources you have to accomplish a given thing, right?

      Complaining about how "you have to worry about money for everything" is roughly equivalent to complaining about how you need oxygen for standard combustion.

    36. Re:Right now? by MagicDude · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd like to hear your explanation of that statement. The Federation is likely a government unlike one we have ever seen before, but is probably closer to a republic democracy than anything else. The president and the council of the federation seem to be elected by some means. Starfleet is the military and scientific branch of the Federation (like rolling the marines and NASA into one branch). Starfleet is definately under the control of the Federation, so much so that Starfleet has even attempted a coup on ocasion (http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/series/DS9/ episode/68250.html). We've seen federation life through a very limited perspective, through life on Starfleet vessels and stations. Trying to understand the intricacies of federation politics from watching Star Trek episodes would be like an alien trying to understand the US government by watching "JAG".

    37. Re:Right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      but J.P.Morgan put a stop to that pretty quickly

      No, it was Westinghouse...and he didn't put a stop to it. It was a simple deal where Westinghouse conned Tesla out of his patent rights. Ya'know...those EVIL patents that /. HATES so much. Those EVIL Patents would have made Tesla very rich and INFLUENTIAL, but he just sold them for a song.

      Look it up for yourself...I'm not your Mom.

    38. Re:Right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And not surprisingly, it's based out of (you guessed it) the U.S.!

      I guess Gene had more foresight into the world of the future than anyone could have imagined.

    39. Re:Right now? by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
      instead of trying to fix things and harmonize with nature

      Can somebody please explain this one to me? First off, 'fix' implies that it used to be good, it broke, and now we have to get it back there. But it was never this mythical 'good' that you seem to think it was. There's always different species (cultures, ideals, memes, whatever) on the rise, and others on the fall. Are you proposing some kind of perfect balance where it's eternally stable? About the only way that you get stability is to get rid of life.

      And 'harmonize with nature'... I mean, seriously, kids, I thought it was 2006, not 1969. You harmonize with other singers in a choir.

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    40. Re:Right now? by vertinox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      you can live your live in a cave with a rock covering the mouth in fear of the end of life, or you can embrace each day for all there is to enjoy about it. or you can just cry about all your sorrows and bitch about how much life sucks, whatever floats your boat man, it's not going to make a super virus infect the human race or whatever.

      Well... On the brightside... If the end of the world does happen... We won't be around to bitch about it.

      But seriously, if you haven't noticed the rest of the universe is not prone to life (that or we are the first) so chances are we are a fluke and we are about to get the galactic snuff any day now.

      So either we do something about it in the next few thousand years... Or we die.

      That is simple as that.

      If a technological singularity does not happen, mankind will not be around to notice.

      Maybe the evolved cockroaches or sentient apes in a few hundred million years will wonder what these stupid creatures did to themselves, but obviously we get off this god forsaken rock or we will die...

      If not by a meteor event in the next 100,000 years... Perhaps in a few billion when the sun expands and absorbs the planet.

      Of course if that causes the end of mankind... I'd like to ask our decendants "WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST FEW BILLION YEARS TO NOT HAVE BOTHERED MAKING A SPACE PROGRAM!"

      Oh well... Maybe we deserve to cease to exist.

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    41. Re:Right now? by siriuskase · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know I'm going to die. My opinion isn't going to change that fact. Whether I care about the future of the human race is a different matter. For all I know, God might replace us with something better.

      You are so right to recognize that preparation to survive the big disaster isn't enough to motivate us. Just look at New Orleans for an example of how not to prepare for something everyone knew was going to happen. When Carnival markets a cruise, they spend more on telling us about the nightclubs, arcades, etc, than on the lifeboats. No one gets excited about lifeboats until they are needed.

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    42. Re:Right now? by booyabazooka · · Score: 1, Redundant

      This is what we call the "false choice" fallacy.

      We do not have to choose between enjoying life or trying to preserve it. It IS possible, and wise, to spend some of our energy looking to keeping the human race alive in the future, while simultaneously not wasting our own lives today.

    43. Re:Right now? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1



      > we've made a mess here on Mother Earth, and
      > probably don't really deserve to do the same
      > elsewhere


          Well, the chances are, if we send colonists off to many distant places, as they become more seperated from home (Earth), their civilizations will evolve differently.

          I don't mean that in the evolutionary sense, although it will apply. I mean, depending on the ideals of the group, each group will do things differently.

          The same things happened here, as humanity evolved socially. Some groups were perfectly happy being hunter/gatherers. Some were agrarian. Some were warriors. Unfortunately, as we can clearly see, the warrior societies took hold and conquerored the others.

          It's quite likey the colonies will become seperated, and have little to no contact with each other over the centuries following our departure from Earth. It's quite likely some will settle planets without telling the others where they went. In the vastness of space, it's perfectly likely that if a group went to another planet without telling anyone else, they may not be found again for eons.

          This would be ideal for the successful protection of humanity.

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    44. Re:Right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      but in the end i think we're more likely to build giant space amusment parks complete with casino and brothel. afterall that's where the money is.
      "everyone can get it up in zero g"
    45. Re:Right now? by Very.Zen · · Score: 1

      We really need to worry about Viruses, Comets and magnetic pole shifts. Look them up, I dont need to provide links, I am not your mentor, if you care you will see.

      We are at probably the best time in possible human existence, lets be human and abuse it. space travel is a good time sink.

    46. Re:Right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      testing the comment function

    47. Re:Right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does Hawking think the survival of the species is that important!? Jeez! What if instead of something, there was NOTHING?

      Give me a break! If the species does not survive we would have complete peace and no nuisances. No problem there.

      Screw the preservation of the species! Let's all disappear! :)

    48. Re:Right now? by thc69 · · Score: 1
      On the upside my dream of owning a real Wing Zero should be feasible soon enough
      You are not own real Wing Zero. All your Zero Wing are belong to us.
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    49. Re:Right now? by amliebsch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's based on observations, e.g. (these are by the time of TNG):

      - Starfleet commanders repeatedly order civilians around
      - The only civilian space transport ever shown is on federation vehicles, at the discretion of the federation
      - No federation civilian-owned space (or even stratospheric) vehicles are portrayed
      - No private corporations are ever shown
      - Contrary to your assertion, I don't believe any election is ever portrayed.
      - No civilian media organizations are ever shown
      - No legal civilian energy weapons are ever shown (in fact, civilians appear not even to be allowed to have blades!) - yet starfleet personnel are rarely without a powerful sidearm
      - There appears to be no such thing as privacy, except for high-ranking Starfleet officers. The federation appears to have massive databases containing all known information on everyone, used liberally by Starfleet.
      - Actual buying and selling appear to be officially prohibited (Picard didn't even understand the concept of "investment"!), reducing trade to barter and trading bars of latinum on the black market
      - In at least one case, a civilian is tried by a court with a Starfleet judge!
      - The most prestigious jobs in the federation appear to be starfleet offices
      - The military (Starfleet) appears to have complete control over federation foreign policy.
      - Most of all, the entire human race seems choked by a conspicuous conformity. You never see federation slackers, punks, vagabonds, hedonists, burnouts, addicts, malcontents, or revolutionaries. It simply isn't plausible that humans have been conditioned without exception to work hard for no appreciable incentive. Given real choices, there will always be people who choose not to conform, but never a one is shown in Star Trek - unless they are from a non-federation or extremely remote colony where the power of the Federation is non-existent. The conclusion is inescapable - the explanation is that people conform because they in fact have no choice. The only logical way such consistency and pattern of conformity could possibly be achieved is through sheer triumph of the will.

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    50. Re:Right now? by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      Going into space won't alleviate the disaster of being hit by a meteor. It just makes us have to remap all the current asteroids to see if they would hit wherever we would end up (moon, mars, space station). Whereever we go the asteroids will still be there floating around in space. Global warming is a joke and since humans invented nuclear reactors we would be taking our knowledge with us so we would just be rebuilding the same things again in order to provide power, or we forego building them and have to come up with another power source. If we rebuild on Mars we still have the nuclear threat.

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    51. Re:Right now? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Yeah... too bad things like "money" and "power" are more important. We can't seem to do anything without money being involved and no one is willing to give up all they have in order to change the way things are done.

      I'm not sure that's necessarily true. We do seem to be in a depression with regards to philanthropy, however there are many figures throughout the 20th century who have used their wealth for altruistic purposes. While the Gates Foundation is focused on AIDS research, there's no telling what another individual (or their spouse) may choose to do. Richard Branson is pursuing space for profit, and that might lead somewhere, or maybe a Google CEO will decide to do something.

      Unfortunately, unless you're one of those billionaires, you're at the mercy of their idea of priorities. Of course, just being a billionaire is some evidence of effective prioritization skills, so that might not be a wholly bad thing. However, there are alternatives to waiting for someone else to do something; namely doing it yourself. You don't have to be a billionaire to start a nonprofit organization and collect donations, or form a group of concerned citizens to pressure Congress to spend more on the space program, if that's what's important to you.

    52. Re:Right now? by MagicDude · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Starfleet commanders repeatedly order civilians around
      In time of emergency or extenuating circumstances, this can be necessary. In the real world it's illegal to disobey the instructions of a police officer, and I presume the same law applies to obeying military officers too.

      The only civilian space transport ever shown is on federation vehicles, at the discretion of the federation. No federation civilian-owned space (or even stratospheric) vehicles are portrayed.
      In DS9, Kasidy Yates (Sisko's girlfriend/wife) was a civilian freighter captain who at one point was a convey leison officer between a convoy of civilian freighters and starfleet. In TNG, when Worf's mother brought Alexander to stay with him on the Enterprise, she mentioned how she got on a transport to get there. It is unlikely that the wife of a retired enlisted cheif petty officer would be given privlidges to use starfleet vessels for personal travel across the galaxy, so it was likely a civilian or commercial transport.

      No private corporations are ever shown
      In the TNG episode "Family", Picard was asked by his friend Louis to leave Starfleet and join a civilian project for terraforming the ocean floor. Picard's family also owns a vinyard. Sisko's father owns a restaurant. Ezri Dax's family owns some kind of mining operation.

      Contrary to your assertion, I don't believe any election is ever portrayed.
      During the changling crisis on earth, the Federation president wishes he had never entered his name onto the ballot for the office.

      No civilian media organizations are ever shown
      There were several mentions of a "Federation News Service" during DS9, something I imagine would be analogous to the AP.

      No legal civilian energy weapons are ever shown (in fact, civilians appear not even to be allowed to have blades!) - yet starfleet personnel are rarely without a powerful sidearm
      Well, first off the Star Trek universe is supposed to be idealic where civilians didn't need to be armed. However, Guinan did own a phaser rifle of some kind. About owning blades, if you're refering to Worf disarming Okana in TNG episode "The Outrageous Okona", it seems a resonable precaution to not allow armed civilians to roam around a starfleet vessel.

      There appears to be no such thing as privacy, except for high-ranking Starfleet officers. The federation appears to have massive databases containing all known information on everyone, used liberally by Starfleet.
      Starfleet is a branch of the government, so it makes sense that they'd have access to government data banks. If the FBI wanted to to a background check on you, how much information do you think they could dig up in various databases? Hell, how much information do you think you could dig up about a person on the internet?

      Actual buying and selling appear to be officially prohibited (Picard didn't even understand the concept of "investment"!), reducing trade to barter and trading bars of latinum on the black market
      The economy of the federation is a matter of protracted discussion, but doesn't exclude the possibility of some kind of modified socialism that actually works. Just because we can't think of how it could work, doesn't mean it can't (Kinda like Warp Drive).

      In at least one case, a civilian is tried by a court with a Starfleet judge!
      You'll need to be more specific of where that happened. However, if a person commited a criminal act against the military or government, I'm sure there's some kind of legal precident where they're tried in a military tribunal as an enemy combatant or something along those lines.

      The most prestigious jobs in the federation appear to be starfleet offices Dr. Bashir talked about how he was offered a position in a civilian hospital in Paris by his girlfriend's father.

      I can't think of examples right now, but the point is that there is sufficient evidence that the Federation is not a military dictatorship.

    53. Re:Right now? by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Eh. Technological innovation isn't just about the entrepeneur, it's about the geek. While the entepreneur innovates because he thinks he'll be able to make money off of it, the geek innovates because he just finds it fun to tinker and learn. If you ask the average scientist why they do what they do, their motivations will generally be rather geeky.

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    54. Re:Right now? by Exquisitor · · Score: 0

      Six pints of bitter. And quickly please, the world's about to end.

    55. Re:Right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > No, it's good that money and power are important. The desire to get become rich and powerful is what creates innovation.

      How does it explain the commercial software generally being such a load of obsoleted crap?

    56. Re:Right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kudos for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference.

    57. Re:Right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the real world it's illegal to disobey the instructions of a police officer

      Which country are you thinking of here and what law? It sounds like you're living in a police state yourself.

    58. Re:Right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big Disaster? Enough doom-saying. Maybe there will be a Big Amazingly Good Thing that means we never have to brave the cold of space. Who knows?

      What I find amusing is the fact that Hawking has clearly lost the plot.

    59. Re:Right now? by tinker_taylor · · Score: 1

      [[[Can somebody please explain this one to me? First off, 'fix' implies that it used to be good, it broke, and now we have to get it back there. But it was never this mythical 'good' that you seem to think it was. There's always different species (cultures, ideals, memes, whatever) on the rise, and others on the fall. Are you proposing some kind of perfect balance where it's eternally stable? About the only way that you get stability is to get rid of life.]]]

      Indeed -- Fix does mean that it used to be good before...well at least used to be better. Didn't have all the fancy new-killer toys to obliterate entire populations at the very least. The perfect balance isn't something that is so unusual -- see, the whole universe is dancing a dance of balance. The paradox is that though everything is trying to attain "harmony" (there's nothing wrong with that word -- wasn't in 1969 either) through the various machinations (which we happen to look at through the tunnel vision of our limited knowledge call them varyingly Thermodynamics, Quantum Mechanics, etc), the reason why the strive to attain equillibrium is due to the imbalance.

      My equation of mankind to Cancer wasn't done with the purpose of eliciting "troll alerts" or whatever else -- it is a reality. Think about it -- unless we are arrogant enough to say that only the "Superior" being (namely Human beings) are "allowed" to survive and proliferate, we would see that the Cancer analogy is alarmingly truthful. What we disbalance through our efforts at "living and procreating", nature will strive to balance out (Earthquakes, Wars, famines, Tsunamis). And no, I'm not trying to paint a "Doomsday" picture here -- it is just what the reality is.

      So, Dr. Hawkings' call to venture out to the great vast beyond seems to indicate that he has given up hope of us ever remedying the problems we created in less than two centuries of our "Glorious" scientific society.

    60. Re:Right now? by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Actually, the source of the power would have been as free as a waterfall flows. In Tesla's idea, he would derive energy from the fluctuations in the Earth's magnetic field. The running of any of the stations would have been the only issue that might require funding, but I wouldn't doubt for a second that there would always be a band of volunteers or a world government treaty to see to it that it was always taken care of.

    61. Re:Right now? by cbecker333 · · Score: 1

      Harmony with nature means living with the cards that its dealing us. We do have to harmonize for spiritual reasons in our daily lives. By creating a healthier nature around us we inevitably cleanse our inner selves of spiritual/mental pollution.

      Now, having said that....
      Nature develops its own balance absolutely, uncompromisingly and doesn't fret about nuclear wars or pollution. We could launch all the nukes, stuff way too much CO2 into the air, or develop some genetic supervirus that kills everything...It really wouldn't matter at the planetary level because as long as there is a sun and some water here the earth will restabilize and regenerate the same incredible diversity of life that we snuffed out. The problem with many of these arguments is that they assume our humam race is the be-all, end-all goal of evolution. Personally I find a bat's sonar capability far more impressive than this bulky brain that just makes me overanalyze everything around me.

      Going out and colonizing space MIGHT, MAYBE be appropriate somewhere down the road after we have proven that we can live sustainably on THIS planet without completely destroying the current ecosystem or ourselves. Actually we should pretty much stop worrying about space travel until meeting the basic food/medicine needs of every human being. Do we really want to bring all the suffering out into space with us? What are we accomplishing then? We need to get our priorities straight...

  2. The irony is by suso · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We'd just start creating things that can wipe out the galaxy.

    1. Re:The irony is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no irony in that statement.

    2. Re:The irony is by Soul21 · · Score: 1

      He is telling everyone to leave so he can complete his plans to have the planet to himself and his hot nurse in the backgroud. http://apnews.myway.com/image/20060613/HONG_KONG_H AWKING.sff_XVY104_20060613070611.html?date=2006061 3&docid=D8I7ADB81

    3. Re:The irony is by IgLou · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wouldn't irony be more like mankind sets off in giant spaceships to colonize the galaxy and save the planet only to die horrifically in a freak interstellar traffic accident? It could happen easily too, I don't see any stop signs up there! And how do you do right of way in 3 dimensions?? It's madness I say!

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    4. Re:The irony is by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well then we'd better learn how to travel to other galaxies, fast.

      -Grey

    5. Re:The irony is by hackwrench · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think that may be his wife:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Hawking#Illnes s
      He and his nurse, Elaine Mason, were married in 1995.

      They seriously need to work on the section headings though... Much of his personal life is filed under Illness.

    6. Re:The irony is by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      "Wouldn't irony be more like mankind sets off in giant spaceships to colonize the galaxy and save the planet only to die horrifically in a freak interstellar traffic accident? It could happen easily too, I don't see any stop signs up there! And how do you do right of way in 3 dimensions?? It's madness I say!"

      It's called air traffic controllers. And that is why they are considered to have one of the highest stress level jobs possible.

      Layne

    7. Re:The irony is by gronofer · · Score: 1, Troll
      Or accept that it's perhaps better that humans don't survive.

      Go back to your video games and Star Trek, people.

    8. Re:The irony is by Tired_Blood · · Score: 1

      True, no irony there.

      However, there's an idea I read about that if extra-terrestrial colonies were to become self-sufficient or better, then those colonies would have no need to keep close ties to Earth. Wait a number of generations and those colonies could have little concern over Earth's destruction. For political reasons, the inhabitants may even trigger Earth's demise. This situation would lead to irony.

      As it stands, there's only one rock so if anything catastrophic occurs to it, everyone directly suffers.

      Unfortunately, I can't remember where I first read about this idea. Some help, maybe?

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    9. Re:The irony is by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If that's what you believe, I hope you'll do you part first and ensure you don't procreate.

      Me personally, I'm a big fan of humanity. I don't quite get the whole nihilistic "humanity sucks, boo hoo hoo" thing. If that's what you really believe, that we're all so terrible, go eat a gun -- you won't be much missed. I don't think I'm alone here when I say I really like what we've gotten going over the past few trillion years, and I'd like to see it continue for another trillion or so, the rest of the universe be damned.

      In addition, there are a bunch of other species of non-human animals that I'd like to see get taken along for the ride off this rock before the sun burns out. (Mosquitos, however, are a no-go.)

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    10. Re:The irony is by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which is a good argument for why, if you were going to start a colony someplace, and you believed that it had sufficent resources to eventually become completely self-sufficent, you might do well to not leave them with any memory of Earth, or at least of its precise location. It wouldn't be that hard to do; raise the first generation of colonists using androids or people who've been conditioned not to mention (because they're members of a particular religious cult, for example) their original origin. Eventually they might figure it out, but with a properly concocted creation myth, you could probably ensure it would take a few thousand years.

      The best way to prevent such a situation though would be to find ways in which Earth and the colonies could co-operate; something that's produced on each which is necessary to the other, so that they become trading partners. If you can't socially engineer peace, you can always try economics.

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    11. Re:The irony is by imyourfoot · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't know if it's where you read it, but Asimov's The Robots of Dawn and Robots and Empire deal with pretty much that exact situation.

    12. Re:The irony is by suso · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The irony is in that Hawking wants us to leave the earth to protect humanity... You know what, nevermind. You're not worth protecting.

      If these are all problems of being human, then the problem is humans. We need to do the galaxy a favor and protect the galaxy from humans.

    13. Re:The irony is by Zerathdune · · Score: 1
      Regardless of whether or not that's true, humanity as a whole will never accept it. If you think a species that will not put its own survival over everything else can come in to being, and last for very long, you really should have paid attention in biology class.

      The will to live is just about the most important survival trait an organism can have. Humanity will never decide to die, regardless of how it affects the universe. (humans perhaps will, but that will only strengthen the adamacy of the species.)

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    14. Re:The irony is by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      No, it would be ironic if the attempt to destroy the earth ended the human race, otherwise the if only the Earth was destroyed and humanity continued, the diaspora of humanity from earth would have worked quite nicely.

    15. Re:The irony is by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      Considering mesopotamia is generally recognized as the birthplace of Civilization, the irony is the colonies are triggering its demise...

    16. Re:The irony is by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      To lower some of the stress of the controllers a few years ago they started allowing flight crews a good bit of leniency in flight path and altitude, and an expansion on the basic collision avoidance rules (Right of Way stuff). According to some people I know who are associated with ATC it made things less stressful, but that is very relative. One of the ATC people I know said that 25 years ago when you had a near collision the controller got a pack of cigarettes, a cup of cofee, and 30 minutes in the tower break room, then back to shuffling sky buses.

    17. Re:The irony is by Chris+whatever · · Score: 1

      Let's find some spice and inhale until we can fold space with our minds

    18. Re:The irony is by SECProto · · Score: 0

      That's like thinking that descendants of Scots who came to North America would want to destroy it. It may no longer be necessary to you, but it might have ties to your culture etc.

    19. Re:The irony is by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Who's to say we won't try to get the weapons up before the people? :-p

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    20. Re:The irony is by kalirion · · Score: 1

      I've long ago realized that on the cosmic scale of things humans are just way too insignificant to matter. There is only one way we can make our presense truly felt by the Universe - by destroying said Universe. And I have full confidence in the ability of our species to eventually do just that (unless of course we are wiped out first.)

    21. Re:The irony is by c6gunner · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't quite get the whole nihilistic "humanity sucks, boo hoo hoo" thing. If that's what you really believe, that we're all so terrible, go eat a gun -- you won't be much missed.

      The problem is, what they're really saying is "humanity sucks, except for me".

    22. Re:The irony is by tom2275 · · Score: 1

      If these are all problems of being human, then the problem is humans. We need to do the galaxy a favor and protect the galaxy from humans.

      Get over yourself. Yes, we're not perfect. We don't always do what's best the environment, nature, the planet. But we try to do better. I want to live. I want my children to live. And their children, and so on and so on. This is the only form of inmortality offered to me, so I accept it gratefully. Its our duty to ourselves to see to it humans live forever. Or at least try.

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    23. Re:The irony is by murrdpirate · · Score: 1

      Theres really only one legitimate way we would kill ourselves, and that's with an engineered virus. Which is scary because it would only take one person to do it. I wonder how any civilization intelligent enough could protect itself when it only takes one bad apple out of billions to kill everyone. I hate it when people say stuff like "man's self destructive nature" and "we need to protect the galaxy from ourselves." It's such an elitist attitude. It says I'm better than everyone else, or if it doesn't, then try to do the right thing and kill yourself. Man is primarily good. What other species species cares like we do for other species? Is there any reason to believe that there is even enough untapped natural energy to cause enough global warming to end our species?

    24. Re:The irony is by SECProto · · Score: 0

      depends on the airport. Some smaller ones get 5-10 planes a day.

      It *can* be the most stressful jobs, though. Can being the key word there.

    25. Re:The irony is by FinestLittleSpace · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, irony is like ra-eeee-ain on your wedding day.

    26. Re:The irony is by gronofer · · Score: 1

      Humanity will accept destruction, if saving itself costs too much. Space exploration certainly comes into this category, and so does taking a more cautious attitude to modifying the Earth's environment. There is always somebody who would rather take the short term profit.

    27. Re:The irony is by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      If you don't care about the propogation of your DNA or that of your species, you are an unfit genetic abnormality. Darwin will see to it that you vanish.

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    28. Re:The irony is by alexfromspace · · Score: 1

      According to some modern science theories the universe is going to contract when it is done expanding. Where are we going to flee then? Another Universe perhaps..

    29. Re:The irony is by gronofer · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know. It doesn't bother me.

    30. Re:The irony is by IgLou · · Score: 1

      We really need the slashdot version of that song.

      IE: "It's like the RIAA suing a bay-bay."

      Hmm, I can't think of much else.

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    31. Re:The irony is by gronofer · · Score: 1
      I don't have anything against humanity, in particular. I don't think humans act any better or worse than any other of the Earth's species would do, if they reached this level of ability first. It's just nature taking its course.

      Humanity is unlikely to survive in its current form for long, even without a disaster. Natural evolution would probably modify it significantly within a few million years. But with the introduction of intelligent machines, nanotechnology and genetic engineering it's hard to predict even the next century.

    32. Re:The irony is by Zerathdune · · Score: 1

      granted, we may be the cause of our own demise, but that is differnet than deciding "we are unfit for this world, lets get rid of ourselves." If humanity goes extinct, it won't be because we wanted to, or thought we should.

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    33. Re:The irony is by Tsunayoshi · · Score: 1

      Sort of like what happens near the end of the timeline in Orson Scott Card's "The Worthing Saga". Jason Worthing's planet has no idea of where they came from even after a couple thousand years of existence, although they are just getting advanced enough to start to figure some things out.

      Good series of stories.

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    34. Re:The irony is by llamalicious · · Score: 1

      Pah! You small minded people and your three dimensions.
      Everyone knows right-of-ways are only difficult in four or more dimensions!

      Now, making a three-point turn in a space rocket, well, that's a whole different story.

    35. Re:The irony is by Badgerman · · Score: 1

      Me personally, I'm a big fan of humanity. I don't quite get the whole nihilistic "humanity sucks, boo hoo hoo" thing. If that's what you really believe, that we're all so terrible, go eat a gun -- you won't be much missed.

      Seriously, Amen.

      Life is participatory. Sitting around acting emo and talking about how bad humanity is just helps make your life one pathetic self-fulfilling prophecy. If you don't like it, get off your ass and start fixing it.

      However, most people pulling the "I-hate-humanity" routine are enjoying the emotional dispay and attention.

      Me? I wanna go to the stars.

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    36. Re:The irony is by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      I heard a guy saying he could do that, but I think it was just the dust talking, not The Spice.

    37. Re:The irony is by brre · · Score: 1
      Exactly. The proposal is: establish multiple colonies of the species that needs it because it's so self-destructive. So let's see: you trashed your apartment, so now you want to come live in my place?

      How about this instead: a species gets the right to spread itself throughout the galaxy after it shows it takes good care of its home planet.

    38. Re:The irony is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marriage? Illness? What's the difference!

    39. Re:The irony is by sandmaninator · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Happy trails!
      The earth "destroyed" by every imaginable human and environmental catastrophe would still be more habitable than any other place in the known galaxy:
      1) Our bodies require a certain gravity over the long term.
      2) Food, oxygen, yadda, yadda.
      3) The amazing technology that could allow us to leave earth long-term requires a very wide diversity of raw materials. What happens when your ice drill breaks on mars?

      Bottom line is that we would need a very earth-like planet to survive and I think that the earth in a "destroyed" state would still be more earth-like than some other planet.

    40. Re:The irony is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. The added dimension makes it easier to determine who arrived first.

    41. Re:The irony is by wizard768 · · Score: 1

      I think we need interstellar highways to guide them!

      Now where to put that bypass?

    42. Re:The irony is by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1
      Humanity will accept destruction, if saving itself costs too much

      I would amend that and say "Humanity will accept the destruction of *future generations* if saving them costs too much *today*. I think if we discovered some big rock hurtling at the Earth that would kill us all in five years we'd move the earth (literally) at whatever the cost to deal with it. A huge rock that's going to hit the earth in 250 years? Not so much.

    43. Re:The irony is by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I don't know that much about the mechanisms of evolution (just what I learned in one Geology course on the topic in College) but I do know enough to say that your concept of 'evolution' is comically ignorant.

      Typical, though.

    44. Re:The irony is by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      And it isn't just chemicals and gravity. There is a complex symbiotic 'web of life' that we are part of. There's nothing at all 'mystical' about it, but it is horrendously complex. There's no way we could load a bunch of samples into tanks and trundle off to space. We need to know MUCH more about the mechanisms of life, and our biosphere, before we will be ready to replicate it.

      Which is what makes the 'we've gotta HURRY and get outta here' people so deplorable. Often, they seem to feel that cutting corners that damage the earth further are acceptable, i.e. all the damage that every shuttle launch does.

    45. Re:The irony is by fnord_uk · · Score: 1

      I nearly got knocked over by them, trundling along, when I staggered out of a pub in Cambridge a few years ago. She looked quite fit if my recollection is correct, although in this case it quite possibly isn't. Beer goggles may also have had an influence on my opinion.

      Which planet does he recommend?

      Skaro? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skaro

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    46. Re:The irony is by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 1

      The word you want isn't nhilistic, its misanthropic.

      And quotes like this; "I'd like to see it continue for another trillion or so, the rest of the universe be damned."- this is exactly why some of us feel the way we do about our fellow man.

      Not me, of course. I love everybody.

    47. Re:The irony is by russellh · · Score: 1

      Bad examples are still helpful. No examples are worse.

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    48. Re:The irony is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But remember that the majority of humanity must suffer. Without a miracle we'll always be like this, for every person that lives a passable live (no human lives without suffering, but for some suffering is the largest part of their life) a hundred must live like those poor people on tv, those african children who must eat rocks and drink sand and die of unspeakable diseases. Unless you change humanity this will remain.

      So the question is wether you are justified. Is it ok to have billions suffer so a few million can live good lives, of which a few thousand can live a truly producitve and content life of which one or two go on to become the next Einstein?
      Or is it better to wipe it all away, destroy the good and the bad?

      I'm not arguing either way because I honestly don't have an answer. I know I am blessed to live where I live and for all the troubles in my life, it is a very good life I lead. The question is wether it's ok for me to profit from the suffering of others.

      Excuse bad spelling/incoherency, the only reason I'm not in bed is that I can't sleep (also, tomorrow I have school[complain as I might, awesome] paid for by someone, somewhere starving).

    49. Re:The irony is by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Are you one of those who thinks that selfish gene theory does not support evolutionary psychology, and therefore evolutionary psychology does not exist? I don't think it matters in this case.

      Or are you one who thinks Darwin was 100% right and selfish gene theory is a hoax? If that's the case, perhaps it is also true that the earth is flat, Santa is real, your mother wasn't a tramp, and your education really was adequate.

      Or are you completely retarded? If that condition is genetic, you probably won't get much of a chance to reproduce.

      I would try to understand your reasoning, but you negletcted to mention it. That is probably because you are so much smarter than me, I wouldn't understand it. That's what your rocks are telling you, right?

      If you keep looking, you will find someone dumber than you so you can feel good about yourself. But you missed this time. Sorry.

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    50. Re:The irony is by thc69 · · Score: 1

      Why, are you afraid we'll damage the non-existant ecosystems on other planets? Afraid we'll taint the small stock of usable planets, leaving no place for some more enlightened race whose sun goes nova?

      Gimme a break. Space is so huge, and has so much stuff, and apparently so little life, that there's no reason for us to not use everything we can get our hands on, at least on the scale that we can in the imaginable future.

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    51. Re:The irony is by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      GP refers to "Humanity" like one says "Traffic" while at the wheel. Doesn't matter if it's an F650 you're driving or a Prius, you're still a part of it, and talking of it in the third person while excluding yourself is a fit subject for humour.

      Is that a target on your back? No? Let me get out my paint set.

      Humanity. Don't talk to me about Humanity. Oh god, I'm so depressed...

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    52. Re:The irony is by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 0
      According to some modern science theories the universe is going to contract when it is done expanding. Where are we going to flee then? Another Universe perhaps..

      Heechee Traaails to you, until we meet again;

      Heechee Trails to you, keep smiling until then!

      Heechee Traaaails to you, until the Big Bang Ends!

      (...rides off on his Space Horse(tm) into the hypernova)

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    53. Re:The irony is by thc69 · · Score: 1
      Marriage? Illness? What's the difference!
      I think you have to ask that somewhere other than Slashdot.
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    54. Re:The irony is by brre · · Score: 1
      Space is so huge, and has so much stuff, and apparently so little life, that there's no reason for us to not use everything we can get our hands on

      Oddly enough, that's exactly the plan that got us where we are today. The planet is ours to exploit! We'll never run out! Look, there's a whole New World, virtually untapped!

      However this is all beside the point. The point is, you don't earn the right to spread out by trashing the place you have. And the argument that you need a new place because the one you have may be fragile, that conveniently ignores the major reason it's compromised, does not stand up to examination.

    55. Re:The irony is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know what you're saying here but I'm not a *huge* fan of humanity, myself, in its current form. It's harder now to draw the hearts and minds of humanity towards a common goal of space exploration (I think) because our first world societies are becoming increasingly more individualistic, material and greedy (which is a whole thread in itself). Everyone thinks in terms of what they will get out of life, short term - not the bigger picture of where our species is headed in 'x' generations time. I completely agree with Hawking, but unless humanity as a whole gets a big wake up call, there'll be little motivation to move onwards and upwards as a species and populate other planets. It's a complex issue, but fundamentally I think it's a problem with society, not humanity - there's little to no culture of reward for the scientifically intellectual from the common masses, and this is a big thorn in our side. Education is the key!!

      Eventually it will happen as I can't see us *completely* wiping ourselves out, but it would just be nice to see armageddon sooner rather than later so we can get on with that inevitable evolution. I'm sick of waiting for humanity to get its act together, personally.

    56. Re:The irony is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to some modern science theories the universe is going to contract when it is done expanding. Where are we going to flee then? Another Universe perhaps..

      It worked for the crew of the Lexx.

    57. Re:The irony is by Xonstantine · · Score: 0

      LE: If you don't care about the propogation of your DNA or that of your species, you are an unfit genetic abnormality. Darwin will see to it that you vanish.

      Idiot gronofer: Yes, I know. It doesn't bother me.

      And strangely enough, I doubt it bothers anyone else. Looks like you're a evolutionary dead end. Just don't expect much success in many other people subscribing to your genoicidal suicide pact.

    58. Re:The irony is by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

      Personally if saving the human race meant walking across the street I wouldn't do it, but since I appear to be along for the ride I'm trying to make the best of it. I've never understood people like you who look around at all the meanness and suffering that people cause each other and say, "yeah, this is good!" I'm not sure all the advances make up for the sociopathy.

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    59. Re:The irony is by dave1791 · · Score: 1

      Gah!

      "does not stand up to examination"

      This "Gia/humans are a disease" crap is something that humans pulled out of their collective arses. Nature is a lot more resilient on geological timescales than you give it credit for. In the long term, we don't destroy, only change state.

      Well... if we physically blew the planet up...

      Anyway, this "deserving" bit is opinion only an opinion and not any universal law. My own opinion says it would be cool to go forth.

    60. Re:The irony is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >If these are all problems of being human, then the problem is humans. We need to do the galaxy a favor and protect the galaxy from humans.

      Then do us all a favor and be the first to commit suicide.
      It's amazing how many armchair experts have solutions but fail to set an example.

    61. Re:The irony is by brre · · Score: 1
      Nature is a lot more resilient

      True. Most species will be fine. Ours is unlikely to be one of them. But then, why should it?

    62. Re:The irony is by IgLou · · Score: 1

      No bypass! Haven't you read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy! It'll all end in tears.

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    63. Re:The irony is by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Man is primarily good. What other species species cares like we do for other species?

      I see a lot of people who don't care about other species, that think man is entitled to plunder the planet because it says so in the Bible, etc. I see tons of true evil around me every day, especially at the top levels of government and corporations.

      Some will say "that's just a few bad apples", but I'm not so sure.

      If it is just a few bad apples, then why don't we as a species do more to eliminate the bad apples? Instead, we let them run amok.

      Maybe we need to clean up our own act and get our sh*t together before venturing out and screwing up the rest of the galaxy.

    64. Re:The irony is by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Me? I wanna go to the stars.

      I do too, but I don't want to bring the assholes with me. Maybe their ship's navigation computer could be reprogrammed to send it hurtling towards the Sun.

    65. Re:The irony is by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Life is participatory. Sitting around acting emo and talking about how bad humanity is just helps make your life one pathetic self-fulfilling prophecy. If you don't like it, get off your ass and start fixing it.

      The problem is that the bad parts of humanity are inconveniently protected by laws, and they're also frequently in positions of power. So when I see some greedy CEO doing something evil to boost his company's bottom line, I'm not allowed to just go and shoot him and take care of the problem. There's always the court system, but that's so slow, inefficient, and expensive that it doesn't work very well. Look how long it took to put Lay and Skilling behind bars. And their good buddy Bush is still in office.

      There's a lot of good in humanity, but there's also a lot of evil, and humanity doesn't do enough to eliminate or contain the evil to prevent it from affecting everyone.

      I think humanity does better when it confines itself to much smaller groups. Extremely large groups (e.g. large companies, big countries) tend to become extremely corrupt at the top, and then wreak havoc on the smaller groups. How many people complain about the politics in Switzerland, for example? They never bother anyone.

    66. Re:The irony is by murrdpirate · · Score: 1
      What more can we do to eliminate the bad apples? We have laws that cover pretty much everything, and police to enforce them. But if someone truly wants to do something bad, it's going to be extremely hard to stop them without turning into 1984.

      I'm not sure religious people, politicians, corporations, and anyone else non-liberal are as evil as you'd like them to be. Religious people may be misguided, but I certainly don't see them as evil. Name some specific examples of evil that you see every day. Either you live in a horrible place, or the best you will say is that people support attacking other countries and global warming. And those Enron guys were bad. The first two are quite debatable; to claim either side is evil is just wrong.

      So what evil is running amok? Do you really think we'd screw up the rest of the galaxy? Out of the billions of species to exist, only one ever uses its resources to help other species, even if it means lowering it's own prosperity. We may not be perfect, but maybe we're the only species with the moral capacity to do good in the universe. Nature doesn't typically create altruism.

    67. Re:The irony is by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      You keep blatting out social darwinist cliches like it makes you sound clever. Which, I caution you, does not.

    68. Re:The irony is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so what, you're content to doom us all because there's cruelty in man? don't forget we're merely an animal still grappling with the responsibilities of emotion and intelligence. We're not supreme beings and anyone who says we are is getting a little ahead of themselves - humanity is just starting to awaken to the reality they exist in. There are people already alive who have evolved spiritually and intellectually but like you, they have to wait for the common masses (or powerful minority) to meet them. it seems a little childish that the potential of humankind should stop because of some bad seeds - try to stop the cruelty you see (unless it's in the too hard basket), but otherwise let evolution take its course :) and take comfort in the fact that if we wipe ourselves out, there'll be another species (probably not on this planet ;P) to take our place.

    69. Re:The irony is by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Again, with the content-free argument.

      I don't think inclusive fitness (which the original poster lacked) and social darwinism are the same thing. Feel free to educate me if I'm wrong. I doubt you will, though.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inclusive_fitness is fun because it even relates to the monty hall problem.

      And referring to your mother as a tramp isn't a social darwinist cliche. It just seems like a cliche because it is noted by everyone who is familiar with her.

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    70. Re:The irony is by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      I was never defending such behaviors; obviously there are things we do, as a species, which on the whole we probably shouldn't be proud of. However, on the net, I think we have more good characteristics than bad, and that the fact that we've produced a civilization wherein most people aren't constantly trying to kill each other is proof of this.

      Our behaviors are, at the end of the day, a delicate balance between cooperation and competition. I frankly find it amazing, every time I fly over a city, that so many individuals can be crammed together in such a small space without the whole thing immediately deteriorating into a bloodbath. That alone suggests to me that "the better angels of our nature" win out more often than you're giving credit for.

      I'm not a big fan of humanity because of our baser tendencies, I'm a fan of humanity despite them.

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    71. Re:The irony is by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

      Points well taken. I'd like to be happier about humanity so I'll try to keep those thoughts in mind.

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  3. Kobol by snowgirl · · Score: 1

    I say we all go back to Kobol, and meet up with the other 12 colonies. :)

    It looks like they already have some really cool stuff.

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    1. Re:Kobol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention ships filled with naked Boomers...

    2. Re:Kobol by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      000010 IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
      000020 PROGRAM-ID. FLEE.
      000030 AUTHOR. STEPHEN HAWKING.
      000040 DATE-WRITTEN. 13 June 2006
      000050 ENVIRONMENT DIVISION.
      000060 INPUT-OUTPUT SECTION.
      000070 FILE-CONTROL.

      Well, you get the idea.

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    3. Re:Kobol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Really: first thing I'm gonna do when I get to Caprica is get a "Boomer" cylon of my own ;-)

    4. Re:Kobol by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      No, I think he meant Kobold.

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    5. Re:Kobol by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      No, I (a she) meant Kobol, from Battlestar Galactica.

      I liked the Cobol joke, though. :)

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    6. Re:Kobol by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      DOH!

      Note to self: Check username before picking pronoun.

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  4. Only if you care about the future of humanity... by AmazingRuss · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...otherwise, space exploration is a boondoggle.

  5. We must search for intelligent life by Trigun · · Score: 3, Funny

    We're running out of it here.

    Although seriously, everyone still living on earth makes for a giant single point of failure. But my ping time is going to suck if I start gaming from the moon.

    1. Re:We must search for intelligent life by glassjaw+rocks · · Score: 1

      You'll just have to game in your own region. Coming soon: Google Moon (Beta)

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    2. Re:We must search for intelligent life by Valthan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Umm, not coming soon, its here already... http://moon.google.com/

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    3. Re:We must search for intelligent life by BobNET · · Score: 1
      Coming soon: Google Moon (Beta)

      They've already got it. And before you ask, they've got that, too.

    4. Re:We must search for intelligent life by nuzak · · Score: 1

      The maximum zoom level is pretty funny. Only one nitpick: it's not green.

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  6. avoidance by wjsroot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Talk about avoiding the problem.

    Instead of fixing our problems and looking for solutions, lets go into space to get away from it all.
    some how this seems like a bad idea, or atleast a bad reason. Why not go into space for some positive reason? like to learn or solve a problem like over population...

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    1. Re:avoidance by div_2n · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Right. So we don't need to backup data, have spare tires, insurance of any kind or disaster recovery plans. Because, after all, those are just measures that ignore the problems.

    2. Re:avoidance by cyngus · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Certainly solving the world's problems is a better idea, its also much harder. Pragmatically, if your goal is preservation of the species, the easiest way to increase the chances is to get some of us off this rock. As to over population, its not going to be a problem. The world population is forecast to peak in the next fifty years. Population is already falling in many European countries and Japan (or will be shortly), and if it weren't for immigration, the population of the US would be declining as well. The challenge in a century may not be over, but under, population. One thing that could be an issue is resource competition. Will there be enough food for us to survive? Yes. As India and China grow richer the competition for resources that make consumer goods will increase, causing prices of many items to rise. Ironically the low-cost production the West has been tapping for the last couple of decades will eventually lead to increasing prices.

    3. Re:avoidance by machine+of+god · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, if I can put off dealing with something until the heat death of the universe, I call that a problem solved.

    4. Re:avoidance by subgrappler · · Score: 1

      sure, lets fix the problem of an asteroid the size of texas from hitting our planet. jokes aside, going into space might be the easier, cheaper, less blood spilling solution.

    5. Re:avoidance by honestmonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You hear that "whooshing" sound? That's the whole idea, going right over your head.

      Hawking isn't saying "Earth's toast, let's go screw someplace else up." He is saying that we don't want to put all our eggs in one basket. Let's have a backup Earth somewhere, so that if the huge meteor hits, or global warming drowns us all, or some virus comes along and kills us all, at least some of humanity will survive.

      We can try to fix things that we can here on Earth, but we don't control the rest of the solar system, or viruses, or massive volcanoes, or [your favorite disaster here].

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    6. Re:avoidance by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 1

      Well, hopefully only the smart people will go. The smart people and their nurses.

      -Grey

    7. Re:avoidance by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1
      Instead of fixing our problems and looking for solutions, lets go into space to get away from it all.
      Are you just trolling, did you read the article... or even the summary? It's not running, it's creating a limited backup.

      If you're maintaining a critical server, do you not have redundant server(s) in case of catastrophic failure? Maybe a RAID array? Sure, you'll be doing your damnedest to prevent the failure, but don't you prepare for the potential failure anyway?

      Also, re: overpopulation: Colonies will not do anything to solve this problem. Shipping excess population off might alleviate some of the pressure for a bit, but it just delays the inevitable -- plus the cost of transporting billions of people has got to be astronomical (pardon the pun). Better off solving the overpopulation problem first, before we transfer it to other worlds.
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    8. Re:avoidance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing the point. Space colonization is not a substitute for solving earthbound problems, it's an insurance policy against problems we can't solve or do so poorly. Carrying an extra can of gas in your car isn't an excuse for not remembering to fill up your tank now and then, it's a safeguard. Not to mention, if the idea of exploring planets beyond our own doesn't trigger some emotional response deep within, then I think you're missing a vital piece of what it means to be human.

      Some people seem to think that spending money on space exploration is inexcusable until every last bit of human misery on this planet is eradicated. At that rate, we'll never leave.

    9. Re:avoidance by Frequency+Domain · · Score: 1
      Why not go into space for some positive reason? like to learn or solve a problem like over population...
      Overpopulation won't be solved by emigration. Humans have historically reproduced at rates far in excess of emigration rates, and I see no reason to think that that will change, particularly given the number of resources required per capita to put people into space. I'm all in favor of space exploration, but it's not a solution to population pressure.
    10. Re:avoidance by milamber3 · · Score: 1

      So you think going into space to help avoid the possibility of human extinction, which could stem from a multitude of different scenarios that we can't even imagine, is a bad idea because we should just fix our problems (even the ones we don't know about)? Then you go on to suggest we leave for a "positive reason" such as solving an over population problem. Isn't this in opposition of your point that we shouldn't use leaving to solve problems? Maybe you don't think overpopulation is a solvable problem, and yet you seem sure that all the other ones must be?

    11. Re:avoidance by bsartist · · Score: 1

      The problem of overpopulation is caused by having too many people for the available space. Increasing the amount of available space isn't avoidance, it's a perfectly cromulent solution to that problem.

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    12. Re:avoidance by linvir · · Score: 1

      What a perfectly self-contradictory idea. You say going into space to get away from problems is bad, then you say that as a solution to overpopulation it'd be okay.

    13. Re:avoidance by corbettw · · Score: 1

      You're kidding, right? The woman has no chin! She's just proof that just because a woman is a blonde, doesn't mean she's hot.

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    14. Re:avoidance by nonlnear · · Score: 1

      An even greater irony is that overpopulation is one of the problems that going into space will never solve.

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    15. Re:avoidance by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Besides, how many of the things listed would actually wipe out the entire human race. Let's see...

      1) Global warming - Even if all the icecaps melt, there will still be lots of places for people to live, and unless the temperature goes up around 60 degress C, I think that people will be able to survive.

      2) nuclear war - Could probably wipe out quite a few people. Again probably not the entire human race. Eventually someone would realize how stupid all this nuke stuff was and stop firing.

      3) Genetically Engineered viruses - The human race has lived through the plague, and many other diseases. There's even reports of people who can fight of AIDS. I don't think there's any disease that would spread fast enough and far enough to wipe out the entire planet. We're pretty good about quarantining areas and people that are infected with really bad diseases.

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    16. Re:avoidance by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      I think that may be his [second] wife :D

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    17. Re:avoidance by Moby+Cock · · Score: 1

      Your pragmatism is completely unwarranted. We're gonna see the Moon! Tee times to be posted.

    18. Re:avoidance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Right. So we don't need to backup data, have spare tires, insurance of any kind or disaster recovery plans. Because, after all, those are just measures that ignore the problems.

      Where's the "bad analogy" folks when we need them.

      We're not talking about data here. To count on leaving this planet and leaving the garbage we left behind to save ourselves is a very stupid plan and I find it repugnant. This idea that technology, in one way or another, can save us is a very short sighted and fuzzy thinking at best. The trap is that technology has bailed us out in the past - increased agricultural output for one - but to depend on it forever, without any evidence that it can bail us out at the last minute, is just plain moronic.

    19. Re:avoidance by J05H · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > it's creating a limited backup.

      Bollocks. Space offers us an unlimited future. As soon as anyone can exist in space, we have that limited backup (sort of). As soon as we can build, garden, live and breed in space, then we have that unlimited future.

      The problems people cite as reasons not to explore have always been with us, read Tacitus, Sun Tzu or the Hammurabi column for proof. The "Fix us first" crowd wants Utopia on Earth. There is no such thing, unless you can stamp out human nature. If their arguments won out, we'd still be clubbing antelope in Africa, "Oh, no, don't walk north, you might stub your toe."

      Space is our future. Lead, follow or get out of the way. The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us are going to the stars. Earth is the cradle of civilization, but one cannot live in a cradle forever . Ad Astra, etc, etc.

      Josh

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    20. Re:avoidance by birge · · Score: 2, Funny

      Awful picky for a guy reading Slashdot...

    21. Re:avoidance by XenoRyet · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It's not about leaving the planet compleatly in order to escape the problems that exist here. It's about having more than a single point of failure for the existance of the human race.

      People will stay on Earth, and try to fix it's problems, and other people will go to various colonies and start fresh, and perhaps differently there. That way if any one spot gets whacked by a huge rock, or any other disaster you care to think of, not all of us will be killed. There will be some left somewhere to continue the species.

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    22. Re:avoidance by mcvos · · Score: 1
      nstead of fixing our problems and looking for solutions, lets go into space to get away from it all. some how this seems like a bad idea, or atleast a bad reason.
      The real problem with this planet is that other people are always fucking it up. But wiping out those other people would be unethical, so we have to go into space so we can be nice to each other and they can kill each other without upsetting us.
    23. Re:avoidance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is over population a "problem" at all if we are spreading throughout the galaxy (and eventually the universe)? It's only a problem if we are stuck on just this rock.

      However, for a real problem (like the earth being struck by a giant astroid) the best solution might actually be to flee.

    24. Re:avoidance by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Did I miss something in the article? What Hawking is referring to is in effect creating a redundant server to take over in case of failure. Nothing more. It's discussing one rationale for colonizing space, no more, no less -- and my post was in response to a 'fix things here' post, explaining why their view didn't mesh with mine, or TFAs.

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    25. Re:avoidance by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      > To count on leaving this planet

      Ah, cuz ol' Stevie did say to drop all attention paid to solving problems here. yep.
      We are incapable as a species of working on more than one problem at a time. yep.
      Having a backup plan is a bad thing because it distracts your focus from your main plan. yep.

      Gotcha ;-)

    26. Re:avoidance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously. We don't even need to blow ourselves up. An asteroid could unexpectedly fall from space and do us in. Since apparently no one knew that one was coming (evidenced by complete lack of media hysterics beforehand), it'd only stand to reason that more could be on their way. Some might be bigger, or travelling in groups.

      *shrug*

      Even if you don't believe that humans will doom themselves doesn't mean nature won't doom us.

    27. Re:avoidance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being into all that astronomy stuff and constantly thinking in terms of million and billion year processes, he is probably thinking more of eventually saving ourselves from things such as the sun dying, a string of comets hitting the Earth, or survival when the next ice age or warm period occurs--surviving the long-term cyclical changes. We can't (and shouldn't) jump off because of a problem we create in the next 100 years, but we should start preparing to jump off for the natural 10000-year, million-year, or billion-year problems.

    28. Re:avoidance by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1
      Why not go into space for some positive reason? like to learn or solve a problem like over population...
      Personally, solving the problem of not dying out as a species seems like a perfectly valid reason to go into space. Likewise, solving overpopulation so that we don't die as a species is also a valid motivation.

      We're never going to do anything of that massive a scale without some really good motivating factors, and curiosity or solving a non-pressing problem (i.e. anything that's not going to potentially wipe us out) aren't going to do it.

      The possibility of becoming extinct is the ultimate motivator, and thus there are some projects which will never be done for any other reason.
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    29. Re:avoidance by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "An asteroid could unexpectedly fall from space and do us in ... Some might be bigger, or travelling in groups."

      What, like a flock of asteroids?

      You're right, we need to have redundant population reserves in case a roving pack of asteroids decides to take out life on Earth.

      Seriously, though, good point -- it's not just man-made catastrophic events we have to worry about.

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    30. Re:avoidance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So we don't need to backup data, have spare tires, insurance of any kind or disaster recovery plans.

      From my perspective, there is a big difference between data backups/spare tires and humanity living in space. I carry a spare tire and make data backups because it helps *me*. It makes *my* life better not to be stranded on the side of the road, or loose my TPS reports.

      In contrast, me, my children, and my grandchildren are unlikely to be the ones in the space-hab when the disaster strikes. In that case, why should I give a sh*t if humanity survives? It's not like I or anyone I care about is going to be around to enjoy it. Likewise, I really don't care if [random joe] doesn't make backups or eschews a spare tire. As long as I'm not affected by it, why should I be a busy-body?

      That said, I'm all for putting humans in space, but not for the "ensure humanity survives" angle. I personally think that human space exploration helps better humanity when there *isn't* a species devestating catastrophy.

      Godwin's law courting postscript: The fact that having an "off-site backup" of humanity isn't really conforting to those who bite it in the catastrophy is obvious when you realize that those at Auschwitz probably weren't conforted by knowing that Judaism had an "off-site backup" in America.

    31. Re:avoidance by Ruvim · · Score: 1

      Wait, don't they already have an Alpha site?

    32. Re:avoidance by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      Going into space is like having off-site backups for planet earth. You don't do it because you plan on needing it; you do it because you might need it in spite of your best plans.

      Of course we're going to try and solve the problems that we can forsee. It is unlikely that we can build enough space colonies to solve overpopulation; that will have to come from declining birth rates, which will have to come from providing reproductive education to all, and making birth control available to all. If we're fast enough, the demographic transition will limit overall population without draconian policies (i.e. the current policies of the P.R.C.).

    33. Re:avoidance by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
      Insightful? This shallow claptrap?

      Anyone can bluster, spit out corny emotional arguments, and gloss over cost, feasibility, and analysis.

      "Go to the stars" and "colonize space" are empty phrases. We are colonizing space. We already live next to a star. What's that, you say? Travel to a different star, chosen arbitrarily from light years away? Go to a planet or asteroid that has no means of support? Damn the cost? What if Columbus blah blah blah?

      Colonizing space means abandoning a perfectly servicable planet to pursue a simple-minded superstitious belief: that it is physically feasible and statistically likely to find one or more places that are better than earth, and transport significant numbers of people at an affordable cost. At the moment, it cannot be done. I know, I know, this is where pedestrian analyses of Columbus kick in.

      Terraforming? Another superstition. People who believe in terraforming are implicitly claiming that even though we cannot maintain sustainable conditions on a planet with plenty of water, oxygen, plant and animal species, and free energy from the sun, we can build a similar environment elsewhere that would require interplanetary transport of enormous quantities of water, nitrogen, soil, plant and animal species, building tools and materials etc.

      You can send them to school, but you can't make them pay attention.

    34. Re:avoidance by J05H · · Score: 1

      Any space development beyond a flag&footprint mission should lead to what I described. The post is mostly to the grandparent post. Utopia is not the answer.

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    35. Re:avoidance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Gotcha ;-)

      Nope, you missed me! :-O

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    36. Re:avoidance by sandmaninator · · Score: 1

      Hear hear!
      wish I had mod points.

    37. Re:avoidance by gnovos · · Score: 1

      Talk about avoiding the problem.

      Instead of fixing our problems and looking for solutions, lets go into space to get away from it all.


      Ah, but what you fail to see is that going into space IS the solution... It's like, imagine living on an island for generations... The ratural resources get slim, so thier is crime and poverty and starvation.... and then somone builds a boat to the main land.... All the nay sayers say, "Hey let's solve the problems here first before heading over to the mainland..." but he goes ahead and builds it anyway. And then he comes back with food and resources aplenty, and knows where to get a trillion times more and suddenly all those pesky problems just vanish, without any real effort. Presto!

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    38. Re:avoidance by honestmonkey · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but I don't have the clearance to get access.

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    39. Re:avoidance by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's just me here, but if I get hit by a big rock I don't think I'm going to care much for the fate of humanity. Unless we buy into religious non-sense like "God's given power by his believers", then I'm more or less pretty much sure I can be happy in the afterlife/eternal sleep/limbo/your religious ideals here and don't need several billion humans around any more.

      Yes it's short sighted and a little ignorant, but remember the human race is so huge that you could wipe out 99% of us and we'd be back to a million + within a couple of decades.

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    40. Re:avoidance by gnovos · · Score: 1

      The "Fix us first" crowd wants Utopia on Earth.

      And IRONICALLY the nearly unlimited resources we could harness in space would almost univerally and instantly create the utopia that they are thinking of (unlimited resources means the end of *economics* as we know it... it will take a few years to figure out how to utilize/extract all that good stuff... but once we do, wham, utopia, mostly)

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    41. Re:avoidance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if it's anything like WoW realm creation, we can expect everyone to want to go to the new colony so that they can be the first to spam a chuck norris quote.

      I'm staying here..

    42. Re:avoidance by Foolhardy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Colonizing space means abandoning a perfectly serviceable planet to pursue a simple-minded superstitious belief: that it is physically feasible and statistically likely to find one or more places that are better than earth, and transport significant numbers of people at an affordable cost.
      I don't think anyone's suggesting we abandon the Earth (i.e. leave no one behind) unless there was some kind of enormous disaster.

      Personally, I think if we are going to be living somewhere other than the Earth, it's not going to be on planets but in space stations. Planets and such will be useful for their raw materials, which can be extracted in an automated way. Due to the lack of gravity, construction materials will be much lighter than terrestrial buildings. Although we'll have to maintain the entire environment where people will be living explicitly, the volume of that environment will be much smaller. One problem I can see is radiation: the Earth's magnetic field and atmosphere blocks a lot of radiation that a space station would be exposed to.

      The pollution that is causing problems on Earth will be a non-issue since the sheer volume of space available out there will make dumping easy; the tragety of the commons problem we have right now in the environment would essentially go away. Space (with virtually unlimited volume) would be the only unavoidable common left.
      At the moment, it cannot be done.
      No, I don't think the technology exists today either. Still, even going into space was impossible some 50 years ago. As I see it, there are two major hurdles that need to be fixed before living in space becomes an option: we need be able to build closed living systems that don't need outside support; every attempt of building one that I know of has failed in some way, and we need to make overcoming the Earth's gravity considerably cheaper.

      As for why, I think that hedging against some kind of catastrophe (possibly caused by us) that endangers our survival but wouldn't affect people living offworld. An alternative to this, sealed underground vaults should also be considered (although the closed system problem would still have to be fixed).
      People who believe in terraforming are implicitly claiming that even though we cannot maintain sustainable conditions on a planet with plenty of water, oxygen, plant and animal species, and free energy from the sun, we can build a similar environment elsewhere that would require interplanetary transport of enormous quantities of water, nitrogen, soil, plant and animal species, building tools and materials etc.
      I don't think you'd want any animals out there, except as a luxury. They don't provide any net production. Plants, yes. Bacteria, yes. I would think that the water, oxygen, nitrogen, carbon, etc could be mostly recycled. Energy would certainly come from the sun.

      I think the idea is that such a system could exist outside because many of the irrational issues we have here that are causing sustainability problems could be avoided up there. Population could be carefully controlled. Survivial would be everyone's problem and doing it wrong would manifest very quickly and predictibly, unlike here.
    43. Re:avoidance by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      "The problems people cite as reasons not to explore have always been with us, read Tacitus, Sun Tzu or the Hammurabi column for proof."

      Huh? I don't get this...I've read Sun Tzu and the Hammurabbi code (Tacitus is on my T3, waiting untill I finnish a Brin book, maybe finally bother with Thoreau); one is a treatise on how to [not] wage war, the other is the oldest code of law found. I agree with your comment, but those three authors have NOTHING to do with what you're saying, as far as I can tell.

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    44. Re:avoidance by vikstar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not about leaving the planet compleatly in order to escape the problems that exist here. It's about having more than a single point of failure for the existance of the human race.

      Why is it so important to many that the human species survives? Sure we don't want ourselves or our children or any other living family or friends to perish, but what's the big deal with the human species millenia from now? If a few people go off onto, say Mars, and teraform/colonize/whatever, and then we all get wiped out on earth who cares if the human species has survived? Sure those few colonists survived, but I don't see what the big deal is for the human species to survive. We all have our survival instinct and care about our own lives and that of the lives around us, but some instinct of survival that extends to our distant decendants and that of our species as a whole is an artificial or fabricated idea.

      Ok, so you want your great-great-great-great-grandchildren to have a happy life (which i guess is real and comes from our parental instinct). For arguments sake, that child has a 50-50 chance of either being on Earth or Mars during a catastrophic event that occurs on Earth such as an asteroid impact. It seems you've given your child a 50% chance of survival, but the catastrophic event could just aswell have happend on Mars, so nothing gained. Unless of course there is someway to transport the human population from the disaster-pending plant to a safe planet before the disaster.

      Therefore, it is not survival of the human species that we are after, it is survival of all humans.

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    45. Re:avoidance by Tomfrh · · Score: 1

      "Why is it so important to many that the human species survives?"

      Because if we don't survive, then what's the bloody point of any of this.

    46. Re:avoidance by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
      I understand your hopeful, forward-looking attitude, but like many before you the view is deeply flawed.

      The most glaring problems:

      • There is no a priori reason to believe that "many of the irrational issues we have here that are causing sustainability problems could be avoided up there." Quite the contrary. The same reasons will be dragged up there.
      • There is no wind or water flow to dissipate pollutants, so the claim that "pollution that is causing problems on Earth will be a non-issue since the sheer volume of space available out there will make dumping easy" is, to put it mildly, unfounded. It constitutes the dumping of enormous amounts of mass that would persist in the vicinity of the colony.
      • The remark "I don't think you'd want any animals out there, except as a luxury" leads me to think that you have forgotten the biology you learned in High School. You are profoundly mistaken if you believe that we can cherry-pick arbitrary parts of ecosystems and micromanage them successfully.
      • "we need to make overcoming the Earth's gravity considerably cheaper" is an understatement. This is related to "Planets and such will be useful for their raw materials, which can be extracted in an automated way." The cost barrier for transporting such resources from potentially distant planetary sources to the station will be prohibitive for some time to come. It may be that it will always be prohibitive in practical terms, or expensive enough to drastically limit scalability.
      • I did not envision wholesale abandonment of earth either. And here is a deep political and social problem. Who goes, while the rest pay the heavy cost of building the colony?
      I could go on, but haven't the time or inclination. I would suggest you get out pencil and paper and do detailed cost estimates. Take into account waste, inefficiency, failure, corruption, etc. Think of the amount of water that would need to be available initially and on an ongoing basis, and the cost to transport it. Do not pretend you can recycle more than a small fraction of it. Do not pretend that you can successfully farm in space and feed large numbers of people without having gradually scaled up pilot projects over a period of 50 to 100 years. Look up the results for the labs that were supposed to preserve agriculturally useful plant seeds during the cold war. You will be shocked and disillusioned at the difficulty, and will have to take it into account.

      Research the cost of mining the earth's surface with Third World slaves (which is essentially what their mining personnel are), transport via ancient, fully amortized railroads, and the details of mining enterprises. Use space shuttle costs to transport all that to, say, Mars, with the added costs of human life support. Do it all with robotics? That is easily 50 years away.

      By the way, the only intelligent investment in space exploration we can make for the next 50 years or more is in unmanned exploration. It will take 100 more years of robotics before any of your dreams can even be realistically considered.

      Sorry!

    47. Re:avoidance by XenoRyet · · Score: 1
      That is exactly right. If the race doesn't survive, then what, exactly, is the point.

      To the GP:

      If the human race dies out, and there is no one left to remember who we were as a species, then it will be as if we never existed in the first place. The survival of the species is an extension of the survival of yourself. It is important for the race to survive just like it's important for you to survive.

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    48. Re:avoidance by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Simple: there is no point.

      As for remembering us as a species, that problem is easily solved. Much like what was done with Voyager, build some small spacecraft, and load them with as much data as possible: pictures of great artwork, all known literature, the contents of Wikipedia, etc. Make many copies, and send them out in different directions.

      We don't actually need to survive to be remembered.

    49. Re:avoidance by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think if we are going to be living somewhere other than the Earth, it's not going to be on planets but in space stations. Planets and such will be useful for their raw materials, which can be extracted in an automated way. Due to the lack of gravity, construction materials will be much lighter than terrestrial buildings. Although we'll have to maintain the entire environment where people will be living explicitly, the volume of that environment will be much smaller. One problem I can see is radiation: the Earth's magnetic field and atmosphere blocks a lot of radiation that a space station would be exposed to.

      This all depends on what our purpose in living off of Earth is. It'd be much easier, I think, to build a base on Mars than a large one in space, and you wouldn't have to worry so much about radiation and gravity. Also, there's a lot more to do on a planet: you can conduct scientific research, you can mine for raw materials, etc. On the space station, you could conduct zero-gravity research, or you could use it as a base for asteroid mining operations.

      Radiation is definitely one big problem in a space station, especially one outside of Earth's orbit. Gravity is another; the human body doesn't do too well without gravity, long-term.

      No, I don't think the technology exists today either. Still, even going into space was impossible some 50 years ago. As I see it, there are two major hurdles that need to be fixed before living in space becomes an option: we need be able to build closed living systems that don't need outside support; every attempt of building one that I know of has failed in some way, and we need to make overcoming the Earth's gravity considerably cheaper.

      As someone else pointed out, successfully implementing a closed environment is enormously difficult. It'd be much easier I think if it got regular shipments of supplies from Earth, but then the colonies would all still be dependent on Earth for their survival.

      As for overcoming Earth's gravity cheaply, the Space Elevator should do that, and if we'd put more resources into it, could be accomplished pretty quickly.

      I think the idea is that such a system could exist outside because many of the irrational issues we have here that are causing sustainability problems could be avoided up there. Population could be carefully controlled. Survivial would be everyone's problem and doing it wrong would manifest very quickly and predictibly, unlike here.

      Here's a big problem. The irrational issues aren't going to left behind, unless we somehow cherry-pick the people to go up. How would we control population? We'd have to make sure no Catholics are allowed into space, because birth control is a big no-no for them. I think humanity would simply take all its problems up into space with it.

    50. Re:avoidance by J05H · · Score: 1

      > You can send them to school, but you can't make them pay attention.

      I could say much the same about your post. I'm not blustering (I might have been sugar-crashing, though?), mine are economic arguments not emotional and it's a Slashdot post: I'm not going to analyze the entire situation in a sub-subthread. If you want to understand what I'm talking about, part of it can be viewed in this discussion:

      http://uplink.space.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=bu sinesstech&Number=503952&page=2&view=collapsed&sb= 5&o=0&fpart=

      The materials are already there, on Mars and the asteroids. Water is one of the more abundant materials in the Solar System, after silicate. Plants and animals breed, increasing their poputlations. You only need to start with a few "seeds", biologically. Manufacturing and industry will come from developments in the new places. We will grow new habitats and live off local resources. I'm not talking about terraforming but building millions of custom-purpose cities across the system, each based around small brine seas and intense biologics.

      I have no personal interest in other star systems, the physics to get there are daunting. My goal is to help gain our foothold, commercially. Sol has enough material available to support trillions of people and other animals. Space really does offer an unlimited future - we can turn Earth into a living jewel by moving industry upstairs. Beamed power, manufacturing and refining, even grain production can take advantage of space, and it's not GPS that I'm talking about. Don't talk about superstitions unless you understand my view.

      Josh

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    51. Re:avoidance by XenoRyet · · Score: 1
      Someone needs to be around to do the remembering.

      Now, I don't actualy belive we're the only show in town, but we don't yet have evidence to the contrary, so we have to run under the assumption that we're the only ones.

      Saying there is no point to the survival of the species is tantamount to saying there is no point to life at all. One is a logical extension of the other.

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  7. Hawking demands it! by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny

    He later elaborated on the specific humans who should go into space, including several people he went to school with, that one snooty teller at his bank, his obnoxious neighbors with their noisy children, and that little bastard who egged his house last Halloween.

    1. Re:Hawking demands it! by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

      Dont forget people that wash phones, we dont need them!

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    2. Re:Hawking demands it! by ArmyOfFun · · Score: 5, Funny
      A full transcript of the news conference does go into who Hawkings thinks should go:
      AP Reporter: Professor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
      Hawking: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
      Reuters Reporter: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Professor.
    3. Re:Hawking demands it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the leader of the free world!
      Send his a$$ to the next solar system. Start a war there or something.

    4. Re:Hawking demands it! by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      Well, they could serve one purpose. If we send off their ship first, maybe it'll lure the giant mutant space goat away...

    5. Re:Hawking demands it! by llamaxing · · Score: 1

      Rather, I insist we send hairdressers, insurance salesmen, telephone sanitizers, and the like first.

    6. Re:Hawking demands it! by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Hawking also later added that 10 video cameras were to be given to each man as well to document their voyage into the unknown.

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    7. Re:Hawking demands it! by maggern · · Score: 1
      AP Reporter: Professor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned? Hawking: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

      I hereby... ehhh.... heroicly voluenteer to one of the many simulation-programs that must be completed before sending out colonies. ;o).

      But won't such a low ratio of men lead to a too little variation in the genetical material?
  8. Where are we going to go? by lecithin · · Score: 1

    We have to leave this rock.

    Even if we don't destroy ourselves, the Earth is doomed. It will not last forever. Mars and moon will not be the answer either. At some point, we will have to leave the solar system if we want to survive.

    But where are we going to go? How many generations will it take to get there?

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    1. Re:Where are we going to go? by NekoXP · · Score: 0, Redundant

      42

    2. Re:Where are we going to go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where no man, strike that.
      Where no one has gone before.

    3. Re:Where are we going to go? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Even if we don't destroy ourselves, the Earth is doomed. It will not last forever.

      No, it won't last forever. But no matter what happens to humans, the Earth will long outlast us. Humans have been on this planet for about 200,000 out of the Earth's 4,600,000,000 years. That is an incredibly short amount of time in the grand scheme of things.

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    4. Re:Where are we going to go? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      Let's start with a small colony in a hollowed-out asteroid moved into a closer orbit (or even at L2).

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    5. Re:Where are we going to go? by crotherm · · Score: 1


      At some point, we will have to leave the solar system if we want to survive.

      Why? Maybe it will just be our time. The universe cares not if we survive. It will kepp on trucking.

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    6. Re:Where are we going to go? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      At some point, we will have to leave the solar system if we want to survive.

      Why? Maybe it will just be our time. The universe cares not if we survive. It will kepp on trucking.

      The universe could care less whether we survive. I, on the other hand, think we should aim for a species lifetime of at least 12 billion years. Preferably much longer.

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    7. Re:Where are we going to go? by DenDude · · Score: 1

      /** Even if we don't destroy ourselves, the Earth is doomed. It will not last forever. Mars and moon will not be the answer either. At some point, we will have to leave the solar system if we want to survive.**/

      Actually, nowhere in the universe is safe from the eventual heat death. All existence is doomed, and moving out of our solar system only delays the inevitable. So drink up now!

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  9. Gundam by SoapDish · · Score: 1

    Any one who's seen a Gundam series knows what'll happen when we make space colonies: melodramatic war between the colonies and earth.

    Of course we'll first need massive armored suits and lazer swords, not to mention genetically engineered kids to fight our battles.

    1. Re:Gundam by alshithead · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking Heinlein's "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" is a more likely scenario...at least to start.

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  10. A little optimistic.. by s31523 · · Score: 1

    Hell, we can barely get a craft into orbit let alone colonize an uninhabitable planetary body... How about we figure out how not to blow up the Earth?

    1. Re:A little optimistic.. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      On one hand, we'd have to figure out how to cheaply boost objects and people into orbit, and then let them live comfortably in a completely closed system while travelling to the new world, at which point they'd have to be able to live there while slowly terraforming it into someplace habitable. It would probably involve creating entirely new fields of science, inventing new sources of energy and storage, and perhaps even genetically engineering ourselves to withstand the trip.

      Alternately, we'd have to figure out how to stop people from trying to kill each other.

      I pick spaceships. The other one is clearly impossible.

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    2. Re:A little optimistic.. by s31523 · · Score: 1

      Moving to another planet won't fix our inability to "get along with others". If we can't solve it on this planet, what makes anyone think moving to another planet will make things magically better? Remember, this country (USA) was founded by people that wanted to get away, and aside from the stealing it from an already existing civilization, it might as well have been another planet that we "terraformed", and look how that turned out...

    3. Re:A little optimistic.. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      I don't see why fixing our ability to get along with others is necessary in order to go to another planet, or for any other reason. Frankly, I think it's impossible. I think a certain level of paranoia and hostility towards outsiders is endemic to any organized, highly structured, social/behavioral network of individuals. As long as you have individual semi-autonomous, thinking beings, each with different and usually conflicting agendas, you're going to run into problems. Eventually, it's going to boil down to a problem of unlimited wants and limited resources -- whether you're on the Earth, on the Moon, or anywhere else. You can't "cure" that, and I don't think we'd want to: if war and conflict are the price we pay for our imagination and intelligence (which are what give us those 'unlimited wants' that are so troublesome), then they're a fair price to pay. Without imagination and intelligence, we'd just be another color of monkey, somewhere in the Equatorial jungle of Earth, having never evolved into anything particularly unique.

      That's not to say that we shouldn't try to prevent wars from happening through negotiation and conflict abatement, but when you're talking about the very, very long term, you have to just understand that violence and war are going to happen. Any particular conflict, viewed in hindsight, seems preventable; but all conflicts, all the time, cannot be prevented.

      Space travel isn't going to eliminate conflict, because nothing ever will. So with that said, there's no reason to delay going to the stars because we're still not playing nice. Wait for everyone to learn to get along, and you'll be the last one here when the Sun goes out.

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  11. Offsite backup. by Tackhead · · Score: 1
    Because by the time your IT manager has learned that that the north tower wasn't sufficiently remote, it's too late.

    Over sufficiently long timeframes, and sufficiently large impactors, the same applies to continents.

  12. This is an attitude I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't want to suffer, and am not particularly anxious to die.
    I don't want the people I care about to suffer or to die either.
    (I realize I will be disappointed in all of these wishes sooner or later.)

    Beyond that, I couldn't give a rat's ass whether the species survives or not. I say: Give the cockroaches a turn!

    Why do people care about this?

    1. Re:This is an attitude I don't understand by thePig · · Score: 1

      People can have different views.
      For me, the primary concern is the survival of the species.
      Everything else is secondary. Everything.
      Why?
      Because, in _my_ view, the meaning of life is ensuring the survival of the species.

      See, these all depends on the views of the person.
      Different people, different views. There is nothing wrong in yours or mine.

      P.S -> Actually, if we were to be really magnanimous, our concern should be survival of life - in some form at least, even more than the survival of our species alone.

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    2. Re:This is an attitude I don't understand by linvir · · Score: 1

      Who do you think you're kidding? The vast majority of the things that you do are geared towards advancing the species in some way. Your job, your wife, your kids, your hobbies - they're all about having a good environment for humans and then putting humans into that environment. Or have you unlocked the secret to inner peace and overturned instincts millions of years old?

      The achievements of man will lose all meaning if we die out and nobody is left to hear the tree fall.

    3. Re:This is an attitude I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I say: Give the cockroaches a turn!"

      It appears that you are already having your turn right now.

    4. Re:This is an attitude I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      The vast majority of the things that you do are geared towards advancing the species in some way.


      No argument.


      Your job, your wife, your kids, your hobbies - they're all about having a good environment for humans and then putting humans into that environment.


      Not really. The're all actually driven by desires that were shaped by generations of successfully passing on genes. As such, you might say that they are driven by a desire to pass on my genes, but that is a bit anthropomophic. (yeah, I know) My desires are what they are. I can recognize that they are tuned to survival of the species (and in particular, survival of MY genes) without actually caring whether the species survives.

      Whatever happens is fine by me. In the mean time, I'll continue to take actions that lead toward survival of my genes without caring whether the species survives. I'll do them because they give me pleasure.


      Or have you unlocked the secret to inner peace and overturned instincts millions of years old?


      No. My instincts are the same as yours. I want to screw hot young chicks. (mate with females that have a high probability of bearing children) I want all women to be with me, and me alone. (Maximize the number of my offspring while elimiating competition from offspring of other males) I want to have a family (expend my effort to the survival of my offspring, while keeping females from mating with other males) I want to be successful (acquire resources for myself and my offspring so that they will have a high probability of survival and mating)

      But the fact that my instincts lead to survival of the species doesn't lead me to adopt new (non instinctual) desires that would lead to survival of the species


      The achievements of man will lose all meaning if we die out and nobody is left to hear the tree fall.


      But this was my point. If we are all dead, why would anyone care?

    5. Re:This is an attitude I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      People can have different views.
      For me, the primary concern is the survival of the species.
      Everything else is secondary. Everything.
      Why?
      Because, in _my_ view, the meaning of life is ensuring the survival of the species.


      So, it's like a religion?

  13. 5 year old story by bagsc · · Score: 1

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/1602361. stm

    Same story, only BBC broke this in 2001.

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  14. Life == humans? by Roy+van+Rijn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why do we have to start with humans in space, isn't it a much better idea to start making colonies with animals?

    Those can provide us with a LOT of experience at a lesser risk. If animals die in space (or maybe even bacteria) people will probably make a small fuzz but forget it quickly. If humans die in space it could mean the end of the space project.

    Once we establish a solid base, and knowledge about building a new colonie we can send humans...??

    1. Re:Life == humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one would like to welcome our new Animal Precursor Overlords!

    2. Re:Life == humans? by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      I vote we send monkeys.

      The only downside I can see is that by the time we get there, they will have developed sufficient intelligence to be really really pissed off that we used that in lab experiments. They'll start a war, we'll lose, begining the reign of monkies on alien soil.

      Of course, they'll be horses on this soil. They are the only universal constant.

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    3. Re:Life == humans? by lbmouse · · Score: 1

      If I remember the late 70's correctly, we already did this.

    4. Re:Life == humans? by Roy+van+Rijn · · Score: 1

      Hehe, I vividly remember that :) Of course we already send animals and humans into space, but no permanent colonies yet. If we can send a robot to Mars it won't be so hard to send some bacteria there, or some other tiny life-form.

    5. Re:Life == humans? by ch-chuck · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would suggest sending a module of cockroaches and kitchen scraps to Mars. If they can't form a surviving colony there, then nothing could possibly survive.

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    6. Re:Life == humans? by bgarcia · · Score: 1
      Why do we have to start with humans in space, isn't it a much better idea to start making colonies with animals?
      I've always thought we should start even lower - preferably with plants. If we can find some sort of plant that can manage to survive on Mars, that would go a long way toward creating a supply of oxygen for other lifeforms later. And who cares if several million plants end up dying in the process of elimination?
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    7. Re:Life == humans? by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      I have to say I hope we do a little exploring on Mars before we radically change the ecosystem.

    8. Re:Life == humans? by TA_TA_BOX · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our new space breathing animal (or maybe even bacteria) overlords!

    9. Re:Life == humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to say I hope we do a little exploring on Mars before we radically change the ecosystem.

      We've already done a little exploring on Mars. We'll still be able to gain all kinds of scientific data on Mars even as we colonize and change it. In fact, we'll be able to gather more data if we live there and can breath the atmosphere. We might lose a little data when we change things, but we face a trade off between that scientific value and Mars as a second home. In my opinion, Mars is far more valuable as a second home. In fact, I think Mars is the only world in our solar system for which that can be said, except perhaps for the Moon.

    10. Re:Life == humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three words: Pigs in Spaaaaaaace!

    11. Re:Life == humans? by zlogic · · Score: 1

      Well, because humans are more intelligent than animals.
      They won't eat poisonous stuff (rats, however, often choose a beta tester for new kinds of food and eat it only it the beta-tester doesn't die).
      They are able to install and mantain stuff like chemical reactors (to create a friendlier atmosphere), communication equipment, food plants etc., as well as create a base and expand the population.
      They are able to do observations and report back to Earth (automated cameras are dumb and they cannot be controlled manually from Earth because there is a very serious lag even when communicating with the closest planet, Mars).
      On the other hand, it would be interesting to see how rats (or any other animal) adapt to the new environment.
      But it would be crazy to send a bunch of animals to some planet and not release them in the wild (what would they achieve besides eating and increasing population?). And it would be crazy to send the animals to Mars, release them in the wild and watch how they suffocate in a hostile atmosphere.

    12. Re:Life == humans? by mattsucks · · Score: 1

      Why do we have to start with humans in space, isn't it a much better idea to start making colonies with animals?
      Like ... maybe ...

      pigs?

    13. Re:Life == humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course. In any environment that can support horses, horses -must- evolve.

    14. Re:Life == humans? by Tired_Blood · · Score: 1

      Once we establish a solid base, and knowledge about building a new colonie we can send humans...??

      I think these are the steps we need to follow:

      1. We can't survive in an environment that is constantly either light or dark. The easiest solution to this is to use an existing light source and then figure out a way to block out the light periodically so that we create a cycle of day and night.
      2. Atmospheric conditions similar to our own are an absolute requirement.
      3a. We need a water source, preferably on the terrain itself (due to the limitation of containment costs). To support any reasonablly sized colony these would need to be very large bodies of water.
      3b. Vegitation starting with very simple plants (from grasses and herbs before we eventually introduce trees) would establish the terrain for cultivation and solid development.
      4a. The vegitation may not initially adapt to the existing seasonal flow, so the environment should also be adjusted to reflect this need.
      4b. We've learned that tidal forces are significant in the circulation of large bodies of water and, from experience, we may need to establish a large orbiting satelite to accomplish this.
      5. Once the tidal circulation system is set up, we can start incorporating sealife to eventually sustain other forms of life, like birds.
      6a. With the sealife in place, we can start settling land-dwelling animals and other larger species everywhere.
      6b. Once everything above is established, only then can we start introducing humans.
      7. At this point we can rest assured that we properly colonized the extra-terrestrial world. We'll look at the accomplishment, and see that it was good.

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    15. Re:Life == humans? by Immercenary_2000 · · Score: 1

      I wonder how you say "OMG PONIES!!!1!" in klingon

    16. Re:Life == humans? by syousef · · Score: 1

      Why do we have to start with humans in space, isn't it a much better idea to start making colonies with animals?

      Human beings are animals. What's more they're the only animal I know of that's capable of using tools to create colonies. Yes you can do a lot with robots but if you want to send out living things they better be able to think and build for themselves.

      In the last few centuries they didn't send chickens to colonize countries you know.

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      These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
    17. Re:Life == humans? by Roy+van+Rijn · · Score: 1

      Well sure, to completely colonize a planet we'll need robots for the hard work and humans to make decisions. I'm not suggesting we don't send humans to do it..! But the article suggests we send humans as soon as possible, and that risk sounds a bit big to me.

      On the bottom of oceans scientists have found organisms living of hydrogen sulfide, nothing to eat and no light there. This proves organisms might exist that are easy(easier) to send and colonize a planet.

      Once we have bacteria that can live on the local chemical composition we can send bacteria that produce other chemicals, including CO2. Then we can send plants etc to get some vegitation.
      After the vegitation of course we need robots and humans to build houses and then we can fully colonize it.

      But I really don't think sending humans with robots and a big air supply is the best way to do it...

    18. Re:Life == humans? by sincewhen · · Score: 1

      And as a bonus, when we get to space, there'll be plenty to eat!

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      -- Braden's law of data: All data spends some of its lifetime in an excel spreadsheet.
  15. Sending rockets to space is one thing.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Humans and colonies is a whole other ballgame.

    The amount of money needed for just the research to attempt to do this is astronomical (bad pun intended). While I do agree with Hawkins, we definitely need to begin research into this, we need to realize the amount of $$$ involved would be BIG.

    There should definitely be some group efforts between private companies along with various countries helping out.

    1. Re:Sending rockets to space is one thing.... by vldragon · · Score: 1

      I agree.. It's one thing to say "The survival of the human race depends on its ability to find new homes elsewhere in the universe," buts its another to give a viable solution as to how. Basically all he stated was the obvious. Mr. Hawking is a very inteligent person so I'd except him to, after his speech, say "and this is how" followed by charts and graphs and mathmatics far beyond my understanding. But I guess thats just wishfull thinking. As it stads now I don't think the human race will be able to get off this rock untill the planet is united as one and can move ahead as one.

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      Eating the brains of your enemies does not make you smarter. But it's still fun.
  16. "Other dangers we have not thought of" by Animats · · Score: 1

    Is Hawking hinting at something here?

    One old worry is that someone would develop a way to trigger a fusion bomb without a fission bomb. Serious work went into that problem in the 1950s and 1960s, and the designer of the neutron bomb has been quoted as saying that certain lines of research should be discouraged because they might lead to a solution.

    1. Re:"Other dangers we have not thought of" by EL_mal0 · · Score: 1

      Hawking probably just read this , and panicked.

  17. Who will think of the children..... by ruffnsc · · Score: 1

    If we dont move to space hey will never have a chance to grow up in an orweillian human society.... sacre bleu!

    1. Re:Who will think of the children..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, he has a very very good chance of living in an orwellian human society, look around you.

  18. Why should the species survive? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm not anti-human or anything (in fact, I'm good friends with a number of them!). But why should an individual care about whether or not the drama of humanity continues? For instance, if we permit let every person who currently lives to live out a natural and good life, and somehow do so without creating any new people, would that be acceptable?

    1. Re:Why should the species survive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For instance, if we permit let every person who currently lives to live out a natural and good life, and somehow do so without creating any new people, would that be acceptable?

      At the rate my sex life is going, it's not just acceptable, it's inevitable.

    2. Re:Why should the species survive? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      but humans taste good, where else would we, inhabitants of Omicron Persia 8 get this delicacy?

    3. Re:Why should the species survive? by Androk · · Score: 1

      Because the ego (or ID) of the human species wouldn't let us accept not going on as a species. That's why we continued to this pointas a species, it's in our genes to continue on.

    4. Re:Why should the species survive? by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For instance, if we permit let every person who currently lives to live out a natural and good life, and somehow do so without creating any new people, would that be acceptable?

      For many people a "natural and good" life involves having children and raising a family, then later to have grandkids and so on. Even those that haven't got their own kids would certainly miss them. So we wouldn't choose to, and if forced upon us the whole panic and depression about it would be terrible in itself, even if we were physically well.

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    5. Re:Why should the species survive? by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not anti-human or anything (in fact, I'm good friends with a number of them!). But why should an individual care about whether or not the drama of humanity continues? For instance, if we permit let every person who currently lives to live out a natural and good life, and somehow do so without creating any new people, would that be acceptable?

      If everyone joined the voluntary human extinction project, that is what would happen. The fact that droves of people aren't rushing to sign up probably means it's an unacceptable solution. For one thing, who takes care of all of us when we get old? What happens after everyone retires and the infrastructure (all of it; roads, cars, water, electricity, farming, etc.) crumbles?

    6. Re:Why should the species survive? by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      But why should an individual care about whether or not the drama of humanity continues?

      Two reasons. One, because when humanity ends, assuming no aliens ever find our stuff, we might as well have never existed. It's bad enough to not be around anymore as an individual, but to have the only thing that can testify to the fact that you ever existed be a big ball of dirt kind of sucks. To me, at least.

      Two, some people have kids. They'd rather some of those kids' kids' kids' kids' kids made it to retirement.

      Plus we're irrational sometimes.

    7. Re:Why should the species survive? by Cjcj · · Score: 1

      Because at the moment, as far as we know, we are the only sentient beings in the universe. And, terrible as the results of our intelligence sometimes are, it has to be worth preserving.

    8. Re:Why should the species survive? by Chode2235 · · Score: 1

      We do need people to take care of us, produce our food, wait our tables, sew us clothes, etc. A growing global population is essential to economic growth and stability. Without it Slashdot becomes impossible, and I define my 'happiness' and a 'good life' as being able to read Slashdot everyday. Now if only the editors had the same passion...

    9. Re:Why should the species survive? by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      But why should an individual care about whether or not the drama of humanity continues?


      Because like most mammals, people have evolved to care about the fate of their children. Furthermore, people have evolved culturally to care about the fate of their community.


      For instance, if we permit let every person who currently lives to live out a natural and good life, and somehow do so without creating any new people, would that be acceptable?


      Perhaps to some, but to many (most?) people, an important part of "living out a natural and good life" is bearing and raising children, and seeing your children also "live out a natural and good life" (note the recursive definition).

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      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    10. Re:Why should the species survive? by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      For many people a "natural and good" life involves having children and raising a family, then later to have grandkids and so on. Even those that haven't got their own kids would certainly miss them.


      Agreed. But then on the other hand we have lots of children who are suffering for lack of good parents. I wonder how feasible it would be to solve both problems by convincing people to adopt the existing children instead of creating more?

      --


      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    11. Re:Why should the species survive? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Just about any planet with a Stargate.

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      Please, for the good of Humanity, vote Obama.
  19. Closer My God to Thee by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0

    When we bring unquestioned beliefs into space along with our inevitable faith, we'll eventually make space the same species deathtrap as Earth.

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    1. Re:Closer My God to Thee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why even bother with space travel when we have not yet mastered the great distance between head and heart?

    2. Re:Closer My God to Thee by grouchomarxist · · Score: 1

      Which unquestioned beliefs are we going to reevaluate before we decide we can leave? If we wait until we're perfect before we leave we'll never get anywhere.

    3. Re:Closer My God to Thee by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I didn't say what we "should" do. That sounds like an unquestioned belief to me.

      No matter what we should do, we're not waiting. Therefore, expect space to hold the same species deathtrap, on a grander scale.

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    4. Re:Closer My God to Thee by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

      Just like humans, blaming everything but themselves for their own failings.

      "It's religion's fault people are bad!"

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    5. Re:Closer My God to Thee by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Bad religion is one of the ways people are bad. Who's blaming anyone else?

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  20. Hawking is too much of an optimist by Thagg · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, a few minutes thought shows that it's far easier to kill off a planet than it is just to kill off the people you don't like on a planet. For the race to be secure you'd have to do more than just colonize Mars -- you'd have to have people on ships moving away in all directions as fast as possible.

    We really need to work out our problems here.

    Thad Beier

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    1. Re:Hawking is too much of an optimist by bunions · · Score: 1

      Our problems will never be 'worked out' here - the idea that we should stay here navel-gazing until human beings are perfect is ludicrous. Humans want more kids, more stuff, more room, and will not simply stop wanting these things because it's for the greater good.

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  21. Another star system? by posterlogo · · Score: 2, Insightful
    FTA: "We won't find anywhere as nice as Earth unless we go to another star system..."

    Sounds like his solution isn't necessarily based on developing habitats in the solar system (though he did say moon and Mars were the first steps). This seems like an ultra-long term scenario for which the technology doesn't even exist yet. It's almost like he's saying the Earth is screwed, so let's get off this hunk of rock. I think, considering we could be here for a very very long time, the better solution is to develop technology or philosophies dedicated to helping us live where we are. Can't just give up on Earth...we have no other options no matter how many sci-fi shows we watch.

    1. Re:Another star system? by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      First step to a sustainable environment and resource consumption on the planet Earth: kill about 5.8 billion people. Because of how long this will really take, you are going to have to kill off maybe 6.5 billion people to really have the necessary smaller population.

      No stomach for that much killing? Then I suggest you figure out what reality is and stop with the enviro-weenie nonsense. The only way Earth survives is as an open system with resources coming in from elsewhere.

    2. Re:Another star system? by posterlogo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thanks, you've really clarified the problem and offered some sound solutions (/sarcasm). No matter how much hopin' and wishin' you wanna do, we don't live in a Star Trek world. Getting "resources" from "elsewhere" doesn't get you very far in terms of practicality. Welcome to "reality". Instead of responding to your personal attacks, I'd rather focus on the article. Hawking says potential disasters include "sudden global warming, nuclear war, a genetically engineered virus..." I fully agree with him on that point, but the reality is that it is not practical to abandon this planet or even plant seeds elsewhere, or even rely on "resources coming in from elsewhere." Although those options may be all we have in the very long future, there isn't even a hint of any of that being possible right now. It doesn't take an "enviro-weenie" to realize that many current threats, be they biological, geophysical, or nuclear (geopolical), any solution begins with an attitude adjustment, and continues into some serious focus on how to deal with them given what we have on hand, not what we wish we had.

    3. Re:Another star system? by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      He never says to give up on Earth. You get health insurance because you know your health will be an issue one day. You carry a spare tire in your car because you know a tire will fail one day. The earth absolutely will end one day no matter how perfect you make life on it. As the moon is moving away eventually the earth's axis will wobble so much that extreme weather will make much of the earth barely habitable. As the sun dies our planet will collapse into it or fall out of orbit or whatever. Chances are every few hundred thousand years a huge asteroid will hit. All of these things are completely out of our control (they're natural, in fact). Ignore them at your species' peril.

      But in the mean time let's certainly make this place better.

    4. Re:Another star system? by Taevin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's almost like he's saying the Earth is screwed, so let's get off this hunk of rock.

      Umm, it is. I could easily list off a million and one doomsday circumstances, but I'll stick with the one that's nearly guaranteed to occur: the death of our sun. Eventually the Earth will be incinerated by the sun and long before that living on Earth will be less than practical. Assuming we survive the extremely long time it will take for that to happen, we had better be able to leave Earth or the blip of humankind's existence will be over. Given that we will eventually need to leave Earth, why not start now? I'm not saying we should drop everything we're doing and work only towards space colonization, but we should continue researching it and exploring the possibilities.

      I think, considering we could be here for a very very long time, the better solution is to develop technology or philosophies dedicated to helping us live where we are.

      Yes, we are going to be here for a very, very long time. Advancing technology and cultivating the popular drive towards space will take a long time. But we'll never get to that point if we never try, will we? Researching the possibility of efficient space travel and colonization does not have to exclude researching things to help us on Earth. In fact, it's more than likely that research into technology supporting the colonization of other planets will dramatically improve things on Earth. Just as an example, finding a planet with an existing environment similar to that of Earth and just waiting for humans to arrive is unlikely and thus, we'll need some form of terraforming technology. If we have that kind of technology and understanding of its use and effects on a planetary environment, why would we not be able to apply the same principles to "repairing" Earth? If we can create an amenable atmosphere on another planet, surely we can cure the evil global warming that is bound to annihilate us all...

      Can't just give up on Earth...we have no other options no matter how many sci-fi shows we watch.

      Again, exploring space does not mean "giving up on Earth" and I don't understand why everytime this topic comes up an enormous number of people repeat this idea. An easily identifiable analogy (hey, every good argument needs one right? ;) to this is early seafaring explorers. They weren't "giving up" on their homelands; they were simply exploring, looking for new lands of opportunity and resources. Europeans colonizing the Americas didn't cause massive stagnation in Europe. Instead it led to a surge of growth in population, technology, ideas and philosophies, and resource utilization. Why would colonizing Mars, for example, be any different?

      Finally, to conclude my rant, I must comment on the "no matter how many sci-fi shows we watch" bit. You're implying that space exploration can't be done or at least will never be at the level pervasive in science fiction. Any rational person must admit that this is a very real possibility, but why does that have to be the end of the discussion? Where is your hope, your dreams, your imagination, your willpower? None of the major advances that changed human existence just happened or were made by people just trying to live within contemporary bounds. Why didn't Edison strive only to improve the design of fuel-based lamps instead of creating a working lightbulb? Why didn't the Wright brothers try to improve existing transportation instead of achieving an entirely new method?

      I'm quite sure that in both cases, the majority of people thought these new ideas absurd. In that, I realize that such views on the future are quite common but I just cannot understand them. Skepticism is a good thing and we should use it to keep our imaginations in check, but it's foolish to go too far and believe things will never change and thus extinguish the hope for a better future.

    5. Re:Another star system? by posterlogo · · Score: 1

      I guess this is just a case of what is far far away and what is very very near. Honestly, I think Hawking truly feels the solution to global warming, nuclear war, or a bad bio-bug is to ensure we have seeds elsewhere in the stars. I totally agree that this would be the solution to the sun expiring. That is 4 billion years away. The rest of those problems could cause major headaches to say the least within 100 years. I'm not really arguing against the spirit of exploration and full steam ahead on any and all valid space research. I'm only arguing that to think of interstellar technology as the answer to Earth's CURRENT problems is a bit like dreaming about Europe-to-America teleportation while you're going down with the Titanic.

  22. Legal Death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Life on Earth is at the ever-increasing risk of being wiped out by a disaster, such as sudden global warming, nuclear war, a genetically engineered virus or other dangers we have not yet thought of."

    DRM!

  23. Robots first by pcraven · · Score: 1

    Send robots first. Don't start sending people until you get a space elevator and/or have the robots set up an environment the long term stay. Otherwise we'll spend way too much on resources.

    1. Re:Robots first by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Send robots first.

      I just know there's a Bender quote that fits this comment, I just know it.

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      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
  24. Just one problem among many. by eclectro · · Score: 4, Funny


    How are we going to take cows into space? We need cows for steaks and dairy (milk, cheese and ice cream).

    They have spacesuits for man. Could they make a spacesuit for a cow? A cowsuit?

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    Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
    1. Re:Just one problem among many. by Mir322 · · Score: 1

      cows? But....but... what about the ponies ?

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    2. Re:Just one problem among many. by cdipierr · · Score: 1

      Two words:
      meat plants

      Yum!

    3. Re:Just one problem among many. by eclectro · · Score: 1

      cows? But....but... what about the ponies ?

      eewww! ponie-meat. I could never eat that. ur sic.

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      Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
    4. Re:Just one problem among many. by ThatsNotFunny · · Score: 1

      The moon is made out of cheese, dumbass!

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      "Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine No Posessions?'" -- Elvis Costello
    5. Re:Just one problem among many. by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 5, Funny
      Could they make a spacesuit for a cow? A cowsuit?

      A spacesuit is what you wear when you are in space. A cowsuit...?!

      --

      They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
    6. Re:Just one problem among many. by eclectro · · Score: 1

      The moon is made out of cheese, dumbass!

      Everyone knows that. But it's green moldy cheese. Who wants to eat that?

      Go back to school.

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      Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
    7. Re:Just one problem among many. by moorcito · · Score: 1

      A spacesuit is what you wear when you are in space. A cowsuit...?!

      So, maybe Hawking should have said we need to get off earth and into cows?

    8. Re:Just one problem among many. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cowsuit? We haven't even settled the law-suit.

    9. Re:Just one problem among many. by Sawopox · · Score: 1

      It is a proven fact that the rare Guatemalan Cow of Paradise is impervious to electromagnetic radiation. Also, it has Magic Lungs +2 so oxygen is uneccessary. Therefore a space suit is
      uneccessary.

      (As an aside, I'm a n00b science teacher, and one thing that saddens me is that the children of today are not exposed to The Far Side.)

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    10. Re:Just one problem among many. by steveo777 · · Score: 1
      Famous quote, not sure who said it, but I'd like to give him/her credit. I think it applies.


      "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

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    11. Re:Just one problem among many. by ubugly2 · · Score: 1

      ..In space,no one can hear you moo..

    12. Re:Just one problem among many. by tgd · · Score: 1

      You put them in the belly of your space ship and smuggle them off the planet. Just hope angry local cowboys don't shoot you when your doctor is nowhere to be found.

    13. Re:Just one problem among many. by desmodromic · · Score: 0


      Karl Marx. No wait, Groucho.

    14. Re:Just one problem among many. by johansalk · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, the cows are already in space. http://www.cowabduction.com/

    15. Re:Just one problem among many. by shummer_mc · · Score: 1

      Hey, milking them would be easy! You're onto something there :)

    16. Re:Just one problem among many. by chiller2 · · Score: 1

      Well they did it for pigs ;)

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    17. Re:Just one problem among many. by merreborn · · Score: 1

      Cats are well on their way as well --

      http://jasoncross.com/images/etc/scuba_cat.jpg

    18. Re:Just one problem among many. by NIN1385 · · Score: 0
      Why are you wearing that stupid cow suit?

      Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

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    19. Re:Just one problem among many. by lennier · · Score: 1

      Inside of a cow, no-one can hear you scream.

      Well, other than the cow.

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    20. Re:Just one problem among many. by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1
      A spacesuit is what you wear when you are in space. A cowsuit...?!
      ...is similar to the tauntaunsuit Luke wore on Hoth.
    21. Re:Just one problem among many. by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      And his insane psychic sister from an Alliance genetic experiment.

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    22. Re:Just one problem among many. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Could they make a spacesuit for a cow? A cowsuit?

      A spacesuit is what you wear when you are in space. A cowsuit...?!
      ...is called a condom.
    23. Re:Just one problem among many. by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Gotta be better than an Edgar-suit.

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    24. Re:Just one problem among many. by Krolley · · Score: 1
      Could they make a spacesuit for a cow? A cowsuit?

      I hear that they're still grappling with the udder matrix!
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    25. Re:Just one problem among many. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They have spacesuits for man. Could they make a spacesuit for a cow? A cowsuit?

      I feel a slashpoll coming through ...

      Your favourite space uniform

      • Star Trek TOS red shirt
      • Star Trek TNG spandex
      • NASA standard issue
      • Jedi tunic (w/ optional oxygen mask)
      • Hawaii loincloth
      • Cow(boyneal)suit

  25. What about.. by ganiman · · Score: 3, Funny

    What about that hot nurse of his? Is she coming too?

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    1. Re:What about.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She said she was, but she was probably faking it.

    2. Re:What about.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what I was wondering... she sure is a MILF! I wonder if ol' Stephen boy has hit that yet?

      For those who missed it, see her pic in the article...
      http://apnews.myway.com/image/20060613/HONG_KONG_H AWKING.sff_XVY104_20060613070611.html?date=2006061 3&docid=D8I7ADB81

  26. I hear its nice this time of year by Valthan · · Score: 1

    Shotgun Uranus! I call King (its mine now, I called it!)

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    1. Re:I hear its nice this time of year by Aedon · · Score: 1

      ahh the jokes one could make!

    2. Re:I hear its nice this time of year by jonfr · · Score: 1

      You want ice giant planet ? There isn't anything of value there. Execpt alot of ice. Few moons, nothing more. It has only value if you can live there, without haveing to be in a space station.

    3. Re:I hear its nice this time of year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard Shotgun Uranus is going to play a key role in the next Metal Gear Solid game....

  27. Postponing the Inevitable by mikesmind · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Would colonizing space really solve the basic problems that could cause mankind to die out on Earth? The disasters listed above seem to originate with man, and most of these because of man's relentless pursuit for power or profit. If our lives are so fragile now, on the planet we are ideally suited to live on, how much more fragile will the human race be on an inhospitable planet somewhere else in the solar system, not to mention the universe. There is a great gulf to cross through space and it seems that we should solve the root causes of our problems at home before we bring them with us to a more delicate and dangerous place.

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    1. Re:Postponing the Inevitable by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Would colonizing space really solve the basic problems that could cause mankind to die out on Earth?

      Of course not, but that's not the point. Look, no matter how many health-and-safety lessons the human species attends, there will always be a small probability of a planet-destroying event. If you live on one planet, no matter how safe you make it you will eventually be destroyed.

      Trying to solve all of Earth's problems before going into space is the same as cleaning your whole house before starting your homework.

      -Grey

    2. Re:Postponing the Inevitable by thePig · · Score: 1

      Ok. Think about other disaster scenarios - and there are a lot of it.
      A huge asteroid crashing into earth, a massive supervolcano exploding, or some other forces which happen at outer space, which we havent learnt about it yet.

      Although there is a low probability of these things happening, there is always a probability.
      And earlier we are ready to deal with it, the better.

      And dont think that us colonizing outer space also is going to save us or anything.
      Even then there are other things that can happen - like the gamma burst of a neutron star etc, which can destroy everything within light years of it.

      Only that be prepared. That is all.

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    3. Re:Postponing the Inevitable by fortunato · · Score: 1

      I think we should if we can just because we can. I don't agree that its necessary to "solve things at home" first simply because there will ALWAYS be "one more problem to solve before we should do this." The long term benefits are HUGE beyond just the survival of our species. But the general view seems to only be interested in the short term returns which are nothing but a lot of spending. I don't really think its possible to solve "the human condition" and have a Star Trekian utopian society. There will always be the haves and the have-nots. There will always be wars somewhere as long as there is something to disagree about whether it be political boundries, religious beliefs, or someone needs something someone else has and they don't want to share. Its human nature and has been since the beginning of our species. There will always be "root causes" of problems at home that are truly unsolvable without turning the whole planet into one giant hive mind.

      Despite all that, short of the whole planet getting blown up by the Death Star, somehow I think in the end some people SOMEWHERE will always survive even if the quality of life is not so nice. We are different than, say, the dinosaurs in that we can think, adjust, plan, and change the world around us. As far as we can tell we are the first and only species of life that can do those things and that makes us pretty adaptable.

    4. Re:Postponing the Inevitable by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that solving those problems permanently takes less time, money, and effort than colonizing another planet. History puts that in doubt.

    5. Re:Postponing the Inevitable by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      space is big. it's big enough to give a solar system to islam, and one to the christian right, and one to atheists, and one to vegans, etc. and when each of these groups break into factions, there's enough solar systems for each of those factions. and on and on.

    6. Re:Postponing the Inevitable by Eivind · · Score: 1
      A large fraction of them, yes.

      It's true many of the disasters listened originated with man. But that's beside the point.

      The point is that with every human dependant upon a single planet a single accident or a single malicious act can conceivably kill every last one of us.

      With self-sustaining colonies on multiple planets, that's a lot harder to imagine. You'd need a *simultaneous* accident and/or malicious act on all of our colonies at once.

      For example, a large enough meteor can very well kill every human on earth. It would have no influence at all on those living on Mars.

    7. Re:Postponing the Inevitable by jamstigator · · Score: 1

      I understand where you're coming from, but your stance isn't all that logical. It's like saying, why purchase homeowners insurance instead of making homes earthquake-proof and tornado-proof and asteroid-proof and fire-proof and...so on. People buy insurance because it's CHEAPER than making their homes invulnerable to everything, and because if they do lose their home to some disaster, they aren't totally screwed. Likewise, getting some backups for the human race going is cheaper (and far more doable) than making the earth asteroid-proof and supernova-proof and nanobot-proof and violence-free and idiot-free and so on. No one likes paying for insurance, but as someone who had their home burn down last year, I assure you insurance is a good idea. ;)

  28. I LOVE YOU, STEPHEN HAWKING!!!! by NTiOzymandias · · Score: 1

    This has been my personal belief for years. I thought I was the only one who thought this way.

  29. Looks back at Earth... by Bromskloss · · Score: 1

    Oh, you're still down there?

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  30. yes by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    humanity has a dark self-destructive side

    and as weapons become more and more powerful, it will take smaller and smaller groups of people to do more and more damage

    until the truly scary it is achieved: it is not inconceivable that at some future date, just one committed nihilistic person could unleash something which could wipe out most of humanity, and at the very least destroy civilization

    this could be via genetics or nanotechnology or something weirder and not yet discovered

    so indeed, the best way to safeguard from such people is to live in far flung locations, such that a disaster, manmade or not, in one location can lead to recolonization by the other location

    hawking is 100% right, it really is in mankind's best interest to take out a survival insurance policy and get our asses into space in a self-sustainable manner

    i would give us a century or two to achieve this goal, and with serendity and luck, we will get into space before the statistical inevitability of that one demonic person appearing making their vile mark on the world by killing most of us

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    1. Re:yes by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 1

      Amusingly, if humans are dark n destructive, creating a stable space colony would be precisely what it might take to wipe out humanity. Think one patient person and a decent size rock up there.

      Earth biosphere mostly gone, colony sputters out. The end.

      I'm still in favour of colonisation BTW. :)

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    2. Re:yes by slcdb · · Score: 1
      this could be via genetics or nanotechnology or something weirder and not yet discovered
      I prefer the "super-race of robots that are programmed to kill every living thing" method. Then the robots could worry about perpetuating their own survival and colonizing space. Of course, then you eventually get that one deviant robot that creates a super-race of organic beings that destroy all non-living beings. That would be teh roxor.
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  31. Always mount a scratch planet by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

    Always mount a scratch planet.

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  32. Other Dangers... by general+scruff · · Score: 1

    "or other dangers we have not yet thought of."
    What about venturing out in space and meeting up with a powerful angry alien who just found out we killed his son's daughter's husband's mother by terraforming another planet? What do we do then?

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  33. Re:Only if you care about the future of humanity.. by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

    "May the Circle be unbroken, by and by Lord, by and by.
    There's a better home a waiting, In teh Sky Lord, in the Sky".
    -A.P. Carter

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  34. No, No No... by Wootzor+von+Leetenha · · Score: 1
    There's been a pandemic of misinterpreting Hawkings' computer robot voice. He actually said

    Humidity just sweat on my face
    For all we know he's an idiot.
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  35. Zzzzzz.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    _This_ is what Mr. SuperGenius comes up with? What science fiction reader or even slightly intelligent 12 year old hasn't come to the same obvious conclusion.

    In other news, Humans should attempt to cure Cancer and AIDS!

  36. Duh! by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    As much respect as I have for Professor Hawking, I have to say that this is rather obvious. Even if we don't kill ourselves or get killed by some sort of natural disaster, eventually, the sun will go super nova and destroy us anyway.

    So yeah, if the human race is to live to the end of the universe, we have to colonize space. You don't have to be Hawking to know that!

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    1. Re:Duh! by jlkelley · · Score: 1
      The Sun will never go supernova (or nova, for that matter). It will eventually blow off its outer layers to form a planetary nebula, but the Earth will be long dead by then anyway as the Sun swells to become a red giant.

      See http://www-astronomy.mps.ohio-state.edu/~pogge/Lec tures/vistas97.html for more info.

      The human race is doomed anyway as the universe keeps expanding, but by colonizing other planets we delay our demise substantially.

  37. Krusty the clown analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "My house is dirty. Buy me a new one." -Krusty

  38. I doubt it. by Virak · · Score: 1

    We may be good at making things go boom, but galaxies are very big things, and it'll be a very long time before we can make anything that'd have any sort of significant effect on them.

    1. Re:I doubt it. by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well we'd best get crackin' then!

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    2. Re:I doubt it. by Jerf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It is true that actually destroying the galaxy is orders of magnitude harder than actually destroying the Earth.

      But there are ways we could end up sterilizing the galaxy, by creating Berserkers; self-replicating machines that either deliberately or accidentally sterilize all life. Odds are that if any such machines are actually created, unlike the stories that the term comes from, they'll actually win, and once established they can't be displaced.

      Berserkers are one of the interesting aspects of the Fermi Paradox; is the solution to the Paradox that some dumb-asses actually did create Berserkers that come and wipe out all civilizations as soon as they attract attention? Is our high-tech doombot even now winging its way here at nearly the speed of light?

      In more recent fiction, the Replicators of Stargate SG-1 are updated versions of the Saberhagen berserkers, designed with a better understanding of computers and more magical technology, but otherwise almost indistinguishable from the Saberhagen variety. (Saberhagen even had some berserkers that masqueraded as humans at some points, and used time travel, which Stargate hasn't gotten around to, mercifully, though I couldn't tell you why.)

      In other words, while on Earth the "Gray Goo" scenario is implausible due to energy requirements and simple thermodynamics, the Galactic "Grey Goo" scenario has no such restrictions.

    3. Re:I doubt it. by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Yes, blowing up the galaxy is not the way to go. It would probably be a lot easier to create a rift in the time-space continuum that would swallow the whole thing up.

    4. Re:I doubt it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Saberhagen even had some berserkers that masqueraded as humans at some points, and used time travel, which Stargate hasn't gotten around to, mercifully, though I couldn't tell you why.

      There are human-form replicators in Stargate, and time-travel does exist in the Stargate universe, although it does not come up very often and the replicators have not mastered it.
    5. Re:I doubt it. by russ1337 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did you ever think that the human race is the berserker? We seek out life, and destroy it. We destroy each other, we destroy the earth. If another species comes to earth, i have no doubt that we will destroy it also.... we are the berserker...

    6. Re:I doubt it. by hador_nyc · · Score: 1

      I never heard of the Berserker books. They look like good sci-fi. Thanks for posting about it.

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    7. Re:I doubt it. by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      There are human-form replicators in the Asgard galaxy. Time travel has happened in SG-1, but not extensively, for obvious reasons.

      Here's something to consider, however: the replicator story line has gotten quite old--no one really likes it because the things are just too hard to kill for anything that doesn't use kinetic energy. Additionally, I think that you'll also notice that the Asgard are less and less prominent as the folks to call when everything else is seriously screwed. Now, there are Asgard on each of the Earth ships.

      So the current question in my mind is what will happen when the Ori meet each of the following groups:
      wraith (from atlantis, who now have our coordinates)
      replicators (from the asgard galaxy, who have our coordinates BUT are stuck (IIRC, AFAIK) in a time distortion field)
      asgard
      remaining go'auld
      ancients (yeah, like they'll really do anything!)

      Just a few thoughts, and BTW, we really need to get off this rock. True space exploration by humans is a necessary step at some point. We can't avoid it forever, and if the USA doesn't do it, then China or India will (the two other nations with the resources, the drive and the sheer manpower--some other countries have two of those three, but very few have all of that--right now the USA is lacking drive, although that's largely a political funding issue). If there is no other reason to get off the planet, think about this: what kind of natural resources are out there floating in space waiting for us to build an elevator and go get it? I'd say that with proper planning, and a space elevator, we could do it quite nicely. Just make sure that every payload that descends is heavier than the ascending payload and you can generate enough energy to do quite a bit of stuff.

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    8. Re:I doubt it. by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Alastair Reynolds is a British author who's written three novels with a similar theme (the Revelation Space series). Basically, a huge war millennia ago threatened to destroy all life in the galaxy. The eventual winners created a race of machines and seeded them throughout the galaxy. They sit and wait to detect civillisations that reach a certain level of technological advancement, then wipe them out. The idea is to prevent large-scale space-faring civillisations from springing up, meeting, clashing and destroying everything.

      If you like space opera, they're a pretty good read.

    9. Re:I doubt it. by lonesome+phreak · · Score: 1

      I don't think major time travel is in line with the Stargate universe. The ultimate end of SG would be humans becoming the fifth Great Race.

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    10. Re:I doubt it. by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Oh please. We destroy macroscopic life on the small scale. We don't do a whit to Earth's dominant life form. (Hint: it ain't us, and you can't see it without a microscope.)

    11. Re:I doubt it. by SamSim · · Score: 1

      I find Stephen Baxter's gamma ray burster scenario to be a more plausible solution to the Fermi paradox (assuming it NEEDS solving). He suggests that - well, wrote a book in which - periodically, gigantic local GRBs do a very efficient job of sterilising the galaxy (and, by extension, the rest of the universe) naturally. There are serious suggestions that at least one major extinction in Earth's history was caused by a long-period GRB. It could happen again, and we would have absolutely no way of seeing it coming. And we'd be screwed if it did happen.

    12. Re:I doubt it. by santiago · · Score: 1

      The solution to these gamma ray burts is to land the Master Chief on the Halo before it's triggered. He can disable it within a matter of hours.

    13. Re:I doubt it. by WilliamSChips · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      wraith (from atlantis, who now have our coordinates)
      If the Ori find the Wraith(the Wraith are headed for Earth and no Prior has been outside of the SGC on Earth), the Wraith will probably suffer the same fate as every other race the Ori meet: join or die.
      replicators (from the asgard galaxy, who have our coordinates BUT are stuck (IIRC, AFAIK) in a time distortion field)
      From Wikipedia: "The Dakara weapon fired and destroyed all the Replicators, including the ship Daniel Jackson was on, thus ending the war with the Goa'uld and Humans. It is unknown whether Replicators outside the Milky Way were also destroyed by the weapon."
      asgard
      This is the really interesting one. We know there were O'Neill-class battleships in the finale fighting against the Ori, we don't know how well they fared(will fare)
      remaining go'auld
      Nerus, a minor Goa'uld under Ba'al, was a one-time follower of Origin. Ba'al is clearly afraid of the Ori(as evidenced by his takeover attempt of the Jaffa Council)
      ancients (yeah, like they'll really do anything!)
      The Ori are investing a great deal of effort in the Milky Way Galaxy because the Alterans are there. The Ori want to extinguish the Ancients.
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    14. Re:I doubt it. by Jerf · · Score: 1

      There are human-form replicators in the Asgard galaxy. Time travel has happened in SG-1, but not extensively, for obvious reasons.

      To you, and the AC that also replied with this... err, yes, I know. That's why I mentioned it, to point out the similarities, right down to the "twists". Not accusing SG-1 of stealing, either; everything you see done on TV today was pretty much covered 30-40 years ago in book form, since books don't need multi-million-dollar special effects budgets.

      So the current question in my mind is what will happen when the Ori meet each of the following groups: wraith (from atlantis, who now have our coordinates)

      I am hoping that they are actually leading up to this. The Wraith are on their way to Earth as of the end of the last season and the Ori are already in our galaxy.

      However, I expect them to wimp out and have Atlantis narrowly prevent the Wraith from ever making it to this galaxy somehow, and thus remaining oblivious to the Ori.

      I note that the Ori and the Wraith are, interesting, basically both vampires, just at a slightly different level. (Just thought of this.)

      replicators (from the asgard galaxy, who have our coordinates BUT are stuck (IIRC, AFAIK) in a time distortion field)

      They were mostly destroyed in the time distortion field. The ones that got out all came here, where they were destroyed in the Great SG-1 Reboot that took out the Goa'uld, Anubis, and the Replicators in the space of a handful of episodes. See here.

    15. Re:I doubt it. by Jerf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did you ever think that the human race is the berserker? We seek out life, and destroy it. We destroy each other, we destroy the earth. If another species comes to earth, i have no doubt that we will destroy it also.... we are the berserker...

      Oh yes. The sterile wastes of the Universe had better watch out, baby, because Humanity the Great Destroyer of.... uh.... err..... whatever-it-is-out-there is on its way!

      To make it.... err.... yet more sterile or something. And more desolate.

      Except it's pretty much as desolate as it can be. And if not actually sterile, than to all indications, nearly so.

      You know, I sort of understand "The Great Nobility Of Mother Nature", although I don't agree with it to speak of in the sense you are advocating. But you have thought this out and realize you are advocating "The Great Nobility Of Utter, Complete Desolate Lifelessness", right?

      What possible thing can humanity do to the universe at large to make it worse than the state it is already in ?

      Practicing to be goodlife, are we?

    16. Re:I doubt it. by Jerf · · Score: 1

      I don't, either. I think it's a grave mistake every time they invoke it.

      Time travel and "alternate universes" are death on a science fiction show. When any event can be nullified at any time without warning by either traveling back in time or being in an alternate universe at the time, drama is eliminated and you're left with sci-fi-masturbation material. This is how Star Trek ended, and any attempt at a reboot needs to explicitly say up front that there is no time travel and no quantum-many-universes.

      SG-1 has so far avoided the trap, but they've taunted it in an unwise manner.

      (Exception: Time-fits-together-like-a-puzzle time travel, but it must be consistent; it must be impossible to "change" the past, only to fulfill your "destiny". Dr. Who from what I've seen so far basically avoids it by having all the destinations so far apart that they can hardly effect each other anyhow, and at least in the 2005 season explicitly alluded to the impossibility of short-term time travel, of exactly the sort you'd need to resolve stories with time travel.)

    17. Re:I doubt it. by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      IOW humans pretty much do what every other species tries to do -sometimes to its own detriment.

    18. Re:I doubt it. by ac3boy · · Score: 1

      "Great SG-1 Reboot"

      I like that. Nice one!

    19. Re:I doubt it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > (Saberhagen even had some berserkers that masqueraded as humans at some points, and used time travel, which Stargate hasn't gotten around to, mercifully, though I couldn't tell you why.)

      Because you haven't watched the next couple of seasons.

    20. Re:I doubt it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Re:I doubt it. (Score:2, Insightful)
      by russ1337 (938915) on Tuesday June 13, @03:28PM (#15526858)

      Did you ever think that the human race is the berserker? We seek out life, and destroy it. We destroy each other, we destroy the earth. If another species comes to earth, i have no doubt that we will destroy it also.... we are the berserker...



      I blame Bush and Fox News.

    21. Re:I doubt it. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'm tired of time travel stories too, but only because you hardly ever see anything new in them. The last truly new thing I can think of was Quantum Leap, and I'm sure that's been done before too. It was just new to me :P

      I agree though that unless you're only going back in time to fulfill destiny that it's just stupid, especially when they go back in time to "repair" or "save" history. If it changed, how the hell would you ever know?

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    22. Re:I doubt it. by Decaff · · Score: 1

      I find Stephen Baxter's gamma ray burster scenario to be a more plausible solution to the Fermi paradox (assuming it NEEDS solving). He suggests that - well, wrote a book in which - periodically, gigantic local GRBs do a very efficient job of sterilising the galaxy (and, by extension, the rest of the universe) naturally.

      This just doesn't work. GRBs seem high-powered because they beam energy in specific directions, and you need to be (relatively) close to suffer from the effects - they certainly don't stretch across a galaxy, even in the direction of maximum intensity. A galaxy-sterilising GRB is totally implausible.

    23. Re:I doubt it. by gnovos · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem with all kinds of "berzerker" "grey goo" type stories is that they ignore the thermodynamics of evolution. All over the Earth, right now, as we read slashdot, there are a trillion different forms of "grey goo" trying like hell to take over the earth and eat every last ounce of available energy. They are called plants, animals, fungus and bacteria. All of these things, genetically speaking, would like NOTHING beter than to cover the entire world with copies of itself and devour *everything*.

      But, for some reason, that doesn't happen...

      Every wondered WHY something was more or less fit than something else? It simply has to do with resource efficiency. You can't just go gung-ho in one single direction, such as non-stop reproduction, and expect to be successful... otherwise there would be organisms NOW that don't stop reproducing to take a breath. If the evolutionary system doedn't spend teh energy to balance the forces, focusing in required measure on health, defense, resource allocation and rationing, it will be quickly over taken by an organism that does.

      The grey goo spends all it's time making more grey goo.... thus very little time developing defenses against the things that would love to either make a meal of them (everything is edible to someone, various iron metabolizing microbes are hungrily waiting to meet the micromachines at the bottom of the ocean) or build a house out of it, nor does it spend any time building feedback systems to make sure that it is expanding in a direction that won't leave it stranded in a dead end (like expanding directly down a hole and then unable to expand back out because it's own dead little corpses are blocking the exit), etc.

      Grey goo, on Earth today, would quickly discover that attepting to compete with an system with a 4.5 billion history of winnter-take-all-no-holds-barred-free-for-all evolutionary deathmatch is not quite as easy as it may have first thought, and that's before the humans even begin to notice.

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    24. Re:I doubt it. by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      Well yeah, if they can do it in a sci-fi series it must be possible in real life!

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    25. Re:I doubt it. by fnord_uk · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it have to be quite a bit heavier due to the weaker gravity at the top?

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    26. Re:I doubt it. by Elrond,+Duke+of+URL · · Score: 1

      As an astronomy undergrad I don't claim to be an expert by any stretch, but I have read a number of papers from the Astrophysical Journal (and others) on GRBs. My understanding is that they do not beam to any large extent.

      GRBs are exceptionally rare and exceptionally powerful. At present, they seem to be a special very large sort of supernova explosion (a hypernova). The gamma rays are sent out in all directions. The reason we detect so many is simply because the observable universe is so huge and a GRB can be detected from a great distance.

      I do agree, though, that a nearby GRB isn't going to sterilize a galaxy. They're powerful, but not that powerful. Also, gamma rays, while deadly, are stopped easily by matter. In the worst case scenario, such as having a GRB go off only a few light years from the Earth, you have to remember that only half the Earth would be facing the GRB. That half would be in for a bad time, but the other half would be untouched by the deadly rays.

      Of course, GRBs come from gigantic stars and there are none of those nearby, so...

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    27. Re:I doubt it. by TempeTerra · · Score: 1
      All over the Earth, right now, as we read slashdot, there are a trillion different forms of "grey goo" trying like hell to take over the earth and eat every last ounce of available energy. They are called plants, animals, fungus and bacteria. All of these things, genetically speaking, would like NOTHING beter than to cover the entire world with copies of itself and devour *everything*.

      But, for some reason, that doesn't happen...


      While that's true, you should also consider the consequences of introduced species to isolated environments. Introduced species in Australia and New Zealand (and other places, but I'm from New Zealand so I know the situation here better) usually thoroughly kick ass on indigenous species. I understand this to be because the indigenous species did not evolve in competition with the introduced species (or with sufficiently similar local species), and so have no natural defence against them.

      Also, species from larger/more diverse ecosystems have usually evolved to survive a wider variety of predators and environmental factors which is why species from big environments (eurasia) win out over species from small, isolated environments (New Zealand) rather than the reverse.

      Now to bring this post back on topic, by analogy it seems likely that any interplanetary species we encounter could kick our collective ass because of being 1) unlike anything on earth and 2) shaped by a larger, more hostile environment.
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    28. Re:I doubt it. by SamSim · · Score: 1

      Insightful. But what this fails to take into account is that evolution acts over astoundingly long periods of time. In order to evolve into a long-surviving, all-eating creature, a microbe or a bacterium first has to figure out how to survive long enough to evolve. That means it has to safeguard itself, figure out health and defense as you say, before it can start reproducing like mad.

      Whereas we humans are intelligent designers. We don't have to consider stuff like that as we design our gray goo nightmare. We can EASILY make a bug FROM SCRATCH that reproduces endlessly at the expense of health, resource allocation, defense and all that. We build a nanobot which doesn't care about protecting its own survival. It'll starve once all the resources are consumed, sure, and it might have any number of other weaknesses. But if it eats fast enough, that's enough to still be a potential problem. It could still eat your house and family before it runs out of steam.

    29. Re:I doubt it. by Decaff · · Score: 1

      As an astronomy undergrad I don't claim to be an expert by any stretch, but I have read a number of papers from the Astrophysical Journal (and others) on GRBs. My understanding is that they do not beam to any large extent.

      GRBs are exceptionally rare and exceptionally powerful. At present, they seem to be a special very large sort of supernova explosion (a hypernova). The gamma rays are sent out in all directions. The reason we detect so many is simply because the observable universe is so huge and a GRB can be detected from a great distance.


      The distance is the problem, which requires the beaming. Without beaming, the amount of energy produced by a GRB would be more than allowed by e=mc^2.

      It used to be thought that they did not beam, but this would only have been physically possible if they were intra-galactic, limiting their energy.

    30. Re:I doubt it. by Archtech · · Score: 2, Insightful

      '...there are a trillion different forms of "grey goo" trying like hell to take over the earth and eat every last ounce of available energy. They are called plants, animals, fungus and bacteria'.

      This is a sound argument, and one that certainly needs to be made (and attended to). There is, however, a slight flaw in it. If you believe in evolution (broadly speaking), you concede that organisms evolve stepwise. They cannot take huge leaps, but have to progress through a series of intermediate states all of which are evolutionarily successful. That is one reason why no living things have wheels, laser death-rays, or (AFAIK) radio communication.

      Introduce a human designer into the loop, and the picture changes drastically. As gnovos reminds us, we are neck-deep in millions of species of fungi and bacteria (and viruses and protozoa...) Very few of them, however, are fatal to humans; and hardly any are fatal wholesale, in the sense that they wipe out whole populations. Why? If a microorganism wipes out its host, it disappears too - or, at the very least, suffers a serious check. But a human scientist can analyze the human body's defence mechanisms, and tailor an existing bacterium or virus to sidestep them. If a microorganism appears that kills whole populations, it will almost certainly be an artificial one.

      The same applies to grey goo.

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    31. Re:I doubt it. by Jerf · · Score: 1

      The problem with all kinds of "berzerker" "grey goo" type stories is that they ignore the thermodynamics of evolution.

      Who's talking about "evolving" berzerkers?

      We're talking about building berzerkers. Thermodynamics of evolution don't enter into it, any more than they do for the grey goo scenario.

      Grey goo on Planet Earth doesn't work because there isn't really enough energy sloshing around, and the available materials are nowhere near optimal for it.

      Grey goo on the galatic scale is perfectly plausible. If there is an advancing berserker "grey goo" on the galactic scale heading our way, all it has to do for us to lose big is lob a 10-mile asteroid at us at 99.9% of the speed of light, and that's the end of life on planet Earth. The energy required to do that is miniscule for a galactic grey goo, on par with what is needed to travel between the stars anyhow.

      At the galactic scale, it's not that the Grey Goo is covering every square inch; it's that it's covering and eliminating all niches for life. At the galactic scale, it's extremely plausible.

  39. Re:Daddy, why are the Republicans doing this? by Chicken04GTO · · Score: 0

    While I agree with the point of your post, it was otherwise stupid as hell.

  40. Did Hawking say it.... by russ1337 · · Score: 2, Funny

    TFA: "Hawking said that 'It is important for the human race to spread out into space....'"

    mmm, I'll bet that long after Steven Hawking is gone, his chair will be still be giving lectures, advice, and making scientific discoveries...

  41. Universe survival by VincenzoRomano · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Life on Earth is at the ever-increasing risk of being wiped out
    And going to space should allow us to survive from ourselves?
    I think it would be better to remain on the Earth to let the Universe survive!

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    1. Re:Universe survival by bunions · · Score: 1

      yes, those uninhabited rocks must be preserved in their pristine state!

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    2. Re:Universe survival by Have+Blue · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is hubris of the highest order to believe that humanity can destroy or even nontrivially damage the universe as a whole. It exists on a scale we can barely comprehend, let alone affect in a nontrivial way.

      If we destroy our species on this planet, life will survive. Wiping out *all* life (which, considering the variety, adaptability, and ubiquity of life, would require nothing short of physically disrupting the planet, Death Star-style) is something we won't be able to attain for a very long time, no matter how optimistic you are about our technology. Even if you grant that one day we'll be able to do that, what effect do you think we can have on the sun- an operating fusion reactor the size of the Earth? A star hundreds of light-years away? A galaxy of a hundred million stars? A galaxy trillions of light years away?

    3. Re:Universe survival by RsG · · Score: 1

      The universe is large enough and old enough to take care of itself.

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  42. As long as... by GillBates0 · · Score: 1
    It is important for the human race to spread out into space for the survival of the species.

    I'm with Stephen all the way, just as long as we stay away from the Beta Quadrant. Those pesky Klingons are the last thing we need to mess with our space programs right now.

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  43. Really? by PrayingWolf · · Score: 1

    Well, I can't find anything to support this idea in my bible...
    I don't think we're really going to space - in any big way.

    Mod me as either funny OR insightfull

  44. One helluva DRP... by Anomalous+Cowrad · · Score: 1

    Or maybe a BCP. So humans can continue their "business" of destroying planets

  45. Premature thinking by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    I've always thought it was kind of goofy to be talking about space colonization at this point in the space age. We're nowhere near capable of sustaining ourselves independent of earth or even proving we can live healthy and sustainable lives away from earth. Hell, we can't even reliable GET humans into space. One step at a time.

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    1. Re:Premature thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think so....This is one of those "Journeys of a Thousand Miles" figuratively, and we need to keep taking those single steps toward it.

      It has to be a goal of at least our space program or it will never come to fruition. The U.S. and all other countries are not putting enough R & D into this kind of endeavor right now. So what you call premature thinking is sometimes referred visionary thinking. Hawking is right and awareness and resources need to be put toward that end.

      Even if you don't care about your Great Grandchildren, this is one of those things that's better done sooner than later.

    2. Re:Premature thinking by vidarh · · Score: 1
      If you don't talk about it as a serious goal now, it will never become realistic.

      What is our goal with the space research?

      Is it to gather data for astronomers, geologists etc? Is it to use space for mining, which could possibly be done using only robots? Is it for tourism? To settle?

      All of those have vastly different requirements. If one wants space colonisation to start a few decades from now, it needs to get on the agenda NOW in order to get research focused in the right direction for it, or all the advances in space flight might come primarily in areas that don't really help it much.

    3. Re:Premature thinking by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      OK, what if I make the claim that we need to start think about exploring other galaxies and if we don't do so now, "it will never become realistic"? My point is not to abandon the idea, but that we're SO far from being able to sustain space colonies that we need to focus on the real obstacles. We don't have the fundamental building blocks in place to do much grand planning in space; whether it be tourism, settling, or commercial enterprise.

      IMO, space colonization is about as far-fetched an idea right now as sending a probe to another solar system. How about talking about next-gen spacecraft that are reliable enough for manned missions and cheap enough to pull of these large-scale ideas. I guess my point is until we overcome some low-bar obstacles...

      Efficient orbital transit (manned)
      Long-term habitation in space or on other planets (the moon's our probable test bed)
      Self-sustaining facilities ...all of these other pie-in-the-sky notions aren't really worth much consideration. As for your point about establishing the foundations for future space exploration, I'm under the opinion that we need people up there so our focus will be with moving and supporting astronauts in space. Robots just aren't reliable and adaptable enough (I'm not sold on Bush's move towards a reliance on robots). Too many things can go wrong with expensive missions that would be disastrous without a human hand to tighten the bolts. I'm not a scientist, I'm just going by my layman's observations of the US space program.

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  46. Giant space goats by spun · · Score: 1

    He's thinking of giant space goats. Oddly enough, the first people he wants to go into space aren't scientists, engineers and great artists, but politicians, marketing types, and telephone handset sanitizers.

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    1. Re:Giant space goats by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 1

      They told me it was some sort of a plague or something...Or was it that the sun was going to go nova...

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    2. Re:Giant space goats by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      Don't panic. Just relax and pour yourself a jynantonnyx and everything will be alright.

    3. Re:Giant space goats by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 1

      I'm very relaxed. After all, I've been in this bath for almost...how long have I been here?

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  47. huh? by Davey+McDave · · Score: 1

    Stephen Hawkings is an intelligent guy, but isn't this a bit out of his field? He works in astrophysics at the highly theoretical level. Whilst the sentiment is nice, it's not exactly founded from a realistic perspective from working in the industry. It's not like he works at NASA and has a good grip on the realities - and limitations - of space travel. I could say curing cancer is vital to humankind's progression, but it doesn't exactly mean it's a realistic goal.

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    1. Re:huh? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Stephen Hawkings is an intelligent guy, but isn't this a bit out of his field?

      It's called "using your celebrity." The difference, though, is that while he may not be an expert in the logistics of interstellar colonization (um, because nobody is?), he's at least demonstrably smart and a very thoughtful guy. That's the difference, say, between him and... oh, I don't know, Barbara Streisand? When she uses her celebrity to commit horrific typos while whining about something in her blog, she's probably taken more seriously than Hawking ever will be... just in terms of raw numbers of people who consider her to be important for some reason. Hawking, at least, really is an important thinker, as seen in his actual output.

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  48. Perhaps we need to accept species death... by dpbsmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...just as we need to accept personal death.

    The Noah's Ark story has great appeal, but events capable of destroying the Earth might well destroy nearby colonies in the solar system.

    Or perhaps I should say, if we hypothesize that humankind does not have the wisdom to maintain a stable existence on Earth, the same factors that lead to it destroying the Earth and/or human life thereon might well lead to the same outcome in our planetary colonies.

    1. Re:Perhaps we need to accept species death... by vidarh · · Score: 1
      Of course it can, but likely not at the same time.

      If an extinction type event happens on earth and we're all here, then the human race is gone. If there are colonies, then there's a huge number of possible extinction type events that would not wipe out even a moon colony if it's self sufficient enough. Take nuclear war for instance.

      No colonisation approach will be foolproof protection against extinction, but every extra colony will reduce the chance of an event that wipes out everyone.

      Now, whether we really care is another thing. I'm very much for space exploration and colonisation, but not so much for practical reasons (if we all die, we're not around to lament our death afterwards, so why should I care?) as for the romanticism.

    2. Re:Perhaps we need to accept species death... by Decaff · · Score: 1

      If an extinction type event happens on earth and we're all here, then the human race is gone.

      Actually, that is very unlikely. Many species get wiped out because they are specialised. But most survive, even major extinction events. Humans live everywhere, from the hottest deserts to the artic. We are extremely adaptable. It is hard to think of an extinction event that would wipe out the human race entirely; even a few hundred survivors somewhere is enough....

    3. Re:Perhaps we need to accept species death... by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      ...just as we need to accept personal death.

      Dying from old age is only natural because evolution selected for it as a quicker means of adaptation or because it was simply the best evolution could do, and it only applies to some species. Bacteria don't age, they just divide and share DNA through conjugation. There's no natural imperative for death, that's just a fanciful invention of people who can't come to terms with the fact that nature is ultimately cruel and alien to human ideals.

      Or perhaps I should say, if we hypothesize that humankind does not have the wisdom to maintain a stable existence on Earth, the same factors that lead to it destroying the Earth and/or human life thereon might well lead to the same outcome in our planetary colonies.

      That hypothesis is unrefutable by humans, because so far we have sustained our existance and we wouldn't be around to notice if we couldn't. The best we can do is try to improve ourselves and our environment, which includes extending our environment to other planets and solar systems. Look at it this way, if people move off the Earth, I bet there will be a lot less opposition to letting the Earth return to a "natural" state (despite the fact that humans and their byproducts are a part of nature by definition...).

      Do we really want to be known as (presumably) the first species from Earth capable of improving itself and leaving the solar system, but unable to do so because of cowardice, indecision, or other correctable faults?

    4. Re:Perhaps we need to accept species death... by farble1670 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      the same factors that lead to it destroying the Earth and/or human life thereon might well lead to the same outcome in our planetary colonies.

      yes, but not all at the same time. think of life on a larger scale. instead of there being hundreds of countries, there are hundreds of colonies. some may destroy themselves. some won't. new ones will be founded. no problem.

    5. Re:Perhaps we need to accept species death... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      the key to are survival has always been to expand. Why stop now?

      However, the key technologies need to move and colonize will help here as well.

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    6. Re:Perhaps we need to accept species death... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dying from old age is only natural because evolution selected for it as a quicker means of adaptation or because it was simply the best evolution could do, and it only applies to some species.

      Death in sexual creatures is a function of the age at which sexual reproduction occurs. If your genetics can't keep you alive past 20, you can still pass on those genes to the next generation if you breed at 18. If you die, instead, at 16, you won't pass on your genes.

      If all humans held off having children until 40, only those capable of reproducing at 40 would pass on their genes. As a result, those offspring would have longer average lifespans. Keep pushing back the breeding age and lifespans continue to grow.

      There may also be an issue of resources. If resources are limited, long-lived creatures may consume resources need by younger generations. Those species which die earlier will have more resources for reproduction and be more successful.

    7. Re:Perhaps we need to accept species death... by Eminence · · Score: 1

      Stop eating today. Accept personal death.

  49. More like admitting the problem is unsolvable by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Interesting
    That's because many of the problems here on Earth have *NO* solutions.

    I know we all like to sit around and pretend that there's a solution for everything out there, somewhere, waiting to be found, but humanity is a seriously broken creature. We could have infinite food, power and resources, but people would still kill, rape, maim and hurt one another endlessly.

  50. not at all by bunions · · Score: 1

    I view the challenges involved in colonizing mars as far easier than teaching humans to not fight amongst themselves. At least we have a vague notion as to how to solve the former.

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  51. I see one basic problem... by arootbeer · · Score: 1

    He wants to send _people_ to do it. And when you use people, you end up with the same problems we have here on Earth. Which is exactly why we have the problems we do here on Earth.

  52. Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It seems that even Hawking believes that any attempt to change Western culture is in vain. Western society bears a remarkable resemblance to cancer. Fly over urban metropolises and you'll see pus and grime coming out of them, a haze of brown tinges their atmosphere. People shuttle to and fro in their daily lives, consuming as much as their salaries will allow. They justify this as acceptable in the "spirit of capitalism". It's "acceptable" to spend all that money on crap you don't need, because everybody else has it, or "it's cool".

    They haven't the slightest hint of how to be happy. They're always unsatisfied. They need more and more, and they live for the future.

    In these cultures, from the day you are born you are being rushed to some unknown destination. You go to grade school and graduate that, and that's great because then you go on to high school, and you better good grades so that you can graduate and continue on to college. That's great because then you can go on to graduate school and get a job. You continue in hopes of reaching that future success. Then most of these blobs will be told they need to hurry up there too, so that they can meet that quota, and then by the time you're 40, bald, and more or less impotent, you say: "My God! I've arrived!" And you look around and realize that not much changed, and you feel a big let down, you feel deceived, as if there was some hoax played on you. And there was. In their rush to get you to this point they've made you miss everything.

    Finally, westerners are incredibly lonely. They feel as if they are isolated egos inside of a bag of skin. Their idea of God is this old "grampa" like figure who's "king of kings" sitting "up there" in heaven and ruling over the cosmos. Well... I could go on about this, but then I'd fill up several pages. If you're interested about what I said here, please know that it was basically all taken from the words of Alan Watts, the 20th century's best and little known-about philosopher and interpreter of Eastern religions. To get a taste of his works read the first two chapters (forgive their design) for free online from his book: "The Book: On the Taboo Against Knowing Who You Are".

    1. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Before resorting to ad hominem you should at the very least try and attempt to understand what the other side is saying, oh great Anonymous Coward.

      To be a follower of Western Culture you need not live in the west. You're right, many modern Chinese live by this lifestyle, and its spread all over the east and into Japan. Check out that link. :-)

    2. Re:Poor solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why is it "western" culture if it's not limited to the west? You'll get more of an audience if you don't resort to asinine dualities.

    3. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      Because it originated in the west, i.e. Europe. When America was colonized Western culture went there too. At that time the "far East" was largely unaware of Western culture and it lived on very different principles. Most westerners, for example, cannot begin to comprehend why a Japanese samurai would be willing to commit seppuku at the word of his superior. However, Alan Watts deals with bringing Eastern philosophies and religions and explaining them to the "west". These include Hinduism and Buddhism and their principles. Again, if you're curious about what they are, I recommend checking out that link I had in my original post to the first two chapters of one of this books. Read the first chapter, it's not very long, and tell me what you think. :-)

    4. Re:Poor solution by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      Who let the Freeper in here?

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    5. Re:Poor solution by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They (westerners) haven't the slightest hint of how to be happy. They're always unsatisfied. They need more and more, and they live for the future.

      Good. It's called "drive." It fuels things like space exploration. Unlike our navel-contemplating planet co-squatters in the East, our "God" is outside us, above us, and we're forever (hopefully forever) building towers and spaceships to meet Him. Works for me, just fine.

      It's the itchy, unsatisfied sacroliliac of some impotent balding outside-looking 40ish engineer today that will -- again, hopefully -- lead to my daughter finding herself working on Mars thirty years from now.

      "Woot!" to Professor Hawking, sez I.

      "Woot!" to his nurse, too...

    6. Re:Poor solution by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is I should watch more TV?

    7. Re:Poor solution by E-Rock · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course a few hundred years ago, I would have been born, lived and died within a 100 mile radius. Probably not have been able to read or even be exposed to an idea that wasn't promoted by the Church or my Lord. Unless I was lucky enough to get an apprenticeship with a local artisan, I would likely have no other option but to do whatever my father and his father before him did. Subsistance agriculture. I would then marry a woman who also was trapped in the same little bubble as I was and breed up some more workers for the farm.

      I'd be too damn busy and tired to notice that I was miserable, or even wonder if there was any other way to be.

      I'll take my slot in the rat race, thank-you-very-much.

    8. Re:Poor solution by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Finally, westerners are incredibly lonely. They feel as if they are isolated egos inside of a bag of skin.

      Someone's projecting again.

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    9. Re:Poor solution by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Bravo. I'm just happy that I don't have to worry about the invading horde comming over the hills to rape our women, kill our men and steal our food because the crops are in season. Hurray for modern life!

    10. Re:Poor solution by Nimey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Stereotyping is so much easier than thinking, isn't it?

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    11. Re:Poor solution by stinerman · · Score: 1

      Well said, friend.

    12. Re:Poor solution by dubmun · · Score: 1
      They haven't the slightest hint of how to be happy. They're always unsatisfied. They need more and more, and they live for the future.
      I think you meant they live for the moment. Living for the future would be something to be proud of... it would indicate insight and planning.
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    13. Re:Poor solution by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Buddhism and Zen came from the east, yes... But so did Shinto and gunpowder.

      Life in ancient China was pretty shitty for everybody who wasn't the Emperor, and Buddha himself had a pretty fucking miserable life, which drove and informed most of his teachings about humility and acceptance.

      I, on the other hand, am very happy and content, living in my suburban house on a French land-lot style yard in a straight row with many other houses. My air and water are clean, my food is delicious, my TV set is huge, and life is wonderful.

      Sometimes you gotta stop re-watching "Koyaanisoatsi" and just go outside and fire up the BBQ grill, especially on a nice day like today. Happiness has nothing to do with culture, and everything to do with your state of mind.

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    14. Re:Poor solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny. I've been to Beijing, China, and it stank of smog *and* sewage. Please, do not be so quick to blame the West for problems that plague the world. The US is not the great satan.

    15. Re:Poor solution by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      Why do you call it 'Chinese' food when you've bought those spring rolls from a restaurant in Ohio? Oh my God!

      I'd imagine that if you're smart enough to use such phrases as 'asinine dualities' then you'd be able to comprehend the concept of a borrowed culture. Western culture is regarded as money-driven, fast-paced and obsessed with image, whether this is exactly true or not and whether such a culture exists elsewhere in the world or not. The new wave of Chinese nightclubs springing up and the hipster kids going to them is seen as an import of western culture, for example.

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    16. Re:Poor solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should check out the writings of Daniel Quinn, particularly his "Ishmael" books. I read them a few years ago, and I feel they impacted my life tremendously and the way that I look at our culture, and the cultures that we ("the Takers") destroy everything around us, including other cultures.

    17. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      Happiness has nothing to do with culture, and everything to do with your state of mind.

      I agree it has everything to do with your state of mind, but you'll be a fool to think your culture doesn't affect it.

    18. Re:Poor solution by RexRhino · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Um, sorry to break your self-hatred and self pity, but living in the modern western world is pretty damn great. Most people have plenty of food, comfortable homes, good health... we have exposure to food, music, movies, and culture from all around the world. Nearly everyone I know is pretty damn happy, and the few I know who are unhappy it is usually family problems or personal mistakes and has nothing to do with "oppressive western society".

      I mean, you do know what life is like in the third world, and in the pre-industrial area, right? Perhaps you need to travel more, or read more history. Life is in the west is pretty much the best human living ever in the history of the species.

    19. Re:Poor solution by Pryon · · Score: 1

      I think you meant they live for the moment. Living for the future would be something to be proud of... it would indicate insight and planning.

      No, thinking about the future distracts you from living in the moment, where everything is "real". These Eloi believe that planning for the future is gauche. Unfortunately, they also believe that the Electricity Fairy and the Food Fairy will provide for them in their idyllic future while all the poor, planning Morlocks are in the grave, having lived unfulfilled, frustrated lives.

    20. Re:Poor solution by Rolken · · Score: 1

      If only all advertising were so thoughtful. I feel obligated to point out, though, that a reasonable number of westerners do know how to be happy, though they likely still spend all their money. :)

    21. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      You completely misinterpreted what I said. I never claimed that the progress achieved by western culture was a negative thing, in fact I'm a great supporter of it. It's the mindset that's lacking and it's what has lead to the destruction of this planet. Perhaps you don't "believe" in global warming or pollution and its consequences? These have been brought on by western culture's flawed mindset and estrangement from its environment.

    22. Re:Poor solution by Golias · · Score: 1

      Only to the extent that you let it.

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    23. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      Your views of life correlate to those of some culture, and again, living in the west does not mean that they necessarily correlate with that one. I have a feeling you'd be surprised with how much you'd agree with what Watts says.

    24. Re:Poor solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is nothing that says that we cannot fix global warming and pollution without embracing a cultural mindset that has caused China to stagnate for millenia or endorse the Hindu caste system or fundamentally undemocratic Confucian ideas of hierarchy.

      You speak of Eastern philosophies like they are some Nirvana (pun intended). My belief is that you are viewing everything through an ideallic lens, ignoring what is good about western society as well as the negative aspects of eastern society.

    25. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1
      You've got me all wrong.
      You completely misinterpreted what I said. I never claimed that the progress achieved by western culture was a negative thing, in fact I'm a great supporter of it. It's the mindset that's lacking and it's what has lead to the destruction of this planet. Perhaps you don't "believe" in global warming or pollution and its consequences? These have been brought on by western culture's flawed mindset and estrangement from its environment.

      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=188342 &cid=15526860
    26. Re:Poor solution by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "It seems that even Hawking believes that any attempt to change Western culture is in vain. Western society bears a remarkable resemblance to cancer. Fly over urban metropolises and you'll see pus and grime coming out of them, a haze of brown tinges their atmosphere. People shuttle to and fro in their daily lives, consuming as much as their salaries will allow. They justify this as acceptable in the "spirit of capitalism". It's "acceptable" to spend all that money on crap you don't need, because everybody else has it, or "it's cool"."

      This applies to non western cultures as well. China spring to mind. Yes there 'communists' but the is a very healthy and growing market places where people try to earn money for themselves.

      Look at the coal mines in china, look what China does to the enviroment. The is NOT a western problem, it is a human problem.

      "They haven't the slightest hint of how to be happy. They're always unsatisfied. They need more and more, and they live for the future."
      I am happy, my family is happy. Do we wna tmore? of course everyone does. Everyone everywhere wants more of something, even you.

      Alan Watts? your kidding right? oh your not, you just stupid.

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    27. Re:Poor solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm just happy that I don't have to worry about the invading horde comming over the hills to rape our women, kill our men and steal our food because the crops are in season. Hurray for modern life!


      At least here in America, because we are now the horde coming over the hills.
    28. Re:Poor solution by E-Rock · · Score: 1

      Shit. First I get left out of the White Man's conspiracy (no dark rooms, cigars or manipulation for me) and now I find out I got screwed out of the raping and pilaging. I mean just last week, another barge of free Iraqi oil, war spoils and virgins came into port and I didn't get any. Oh wait, that never happened, did it.

      America's got problems, but if you believe that shit, your problems are worse.

    29. Re:Poor solution by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      Funny, I'm actually quite happy with my life.

      The /DOOOOOOOM/ pervading my cancerous western upbringing must have somehow skipped me.

    30. Re:Poor solution by natophonic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unlike our navel-contemplating planet co-squatters in the East, our "God" is outside us, above us, and we're forever (hopefully forever) building towers and spaceships to meet Him. Works for me, just fine.

      Priests and ministers and born-agains often rush in to give God the credit, but really feats of engineering and procreation occur because the process of creation is *fun*, not out of a specific desire to Glorify Him, Praise Him, Meet Him, or Otherwise Interact with God in Ways that Demand Use of Capitialization.

    31. Re:Poor solution by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      Cause we all know easterners dont have that problem at all.........

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      The phrase "more better" is acceptable English. suck it grammar Nazis
    32. Re:Poor solution by divisionbyzero · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm sorry. Your "words of wisdom" became cliches about thirty years ago. The rest of the world has moved on. Yeah, plenty of people still worship at the altar of consumerism but as wealth has spread people have learned that being wealthy isn't the only thing they need to be happy.

      It seems your study of eastern philosophy hasn't done much for your egoism. You are negatively defining your self against the other, "I'm not that." Guess what? You are that. Until you deal with it you'll be trapped in that little ego you hate so much.

    33. Re:Poor solution by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is we'll all be happy if we embrace cultures which practice ritualistic suicide.

      Yeeeahhh....

      Or we could all just become quakers. The old ways were so much more enlightened and fulfilling, right?

      You have no idea just how foolish these nostalagic dreams truly are. Cultures evolve. We can no more go back to that way of life than we could grow back our tails return to wandering around the African plains.

    34. Re:Poor solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > your kidding right? oh your not, you just stupid.

      Well said.

    35. Re:Poor solution by Illserve · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Great Post.

      I'm sick to death of people romanticizing the past. Far from being an idyllic life full of good health and hearty laughs, it was, for the average person, a grim and miserable existence by modern standards. Poor health and toothaches were the norm, mixed with a variety of concerns about how this season's dry weather was going to allow the family to survive the winter.

      We have it pretty good. Our concerns and stresses about getting ahead in the rat race are a damned sight more tolerable than last century's stresses about simply staying alive.

    36. Re:Poor solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't get from pre-industrial to post-industrial without making a stopover in the industrial age.

      Sure, the industrial age kinda sucks, human-wise, but hopefully we'll learn enough while we're here to make the return to a humanistic perspective.

    37. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1
      I'm sorry. Your "words of wisdom" became cliches about thirty years ago. The rest of the world has moved on.

      The world has moved on? Really? I'd have to strongly disagree there.

      Yeah, plenty of people still worship at the altar of consumerism but as wealth has spread people have learned that being wealthy isn't the only thing they need to be happy.
      Skimming over the replies to my post seems to indicate otherwise.

      It seems your study of eastern philosophy hasn't done much for your egoism. You are negatively defining your self against the other, "I'm not that." Guess what? You are that. Until you deal with it you'll be trapped in that little ego you hate so much.

      I'm not sure if you're actually being intelligent here or not. I know that I am "that", but perhaps we mean different things. What I don't approve of is a certain mindset.
    38. Re:Poor solution by ElephanTS · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I liked your comment but /. is an impossible audience for that kind of thinking. You're mainly talking to American technologists who believe that a techno-fix exists for all problems. They will be the last people in the world to see that this isn't true and will always dump on the messenger for it.

      Personally I was brought up on sci-fi stories and used to think that we would colonise the stars someday. I no longer think this is possible. Even a moonbase I regard as highly unlikely and the idea of living on Mars for me belongs to 1950's style sci-fi. To me, sadly, the future of mankind looks more like NOLA post-Katrina than Star Trek. But every culture and civilisation has it's fantasies and dreams and these are ours.

      --
      spoonerize "magic trackpad"
    39. Re:Poor solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Skimming over the replies to my post seems to indicate otherwise.
      I disagree; looking over the replies to your post I do not see an embrace of overconsumerism - I see a rejection that of this "idealistic days of yore" that your are purveying. That is, unless you believe that the simple act of driving a car and having a barbecue constitute "overconsumerism"
    40. Re:Poor solution by Cheapy · · Score: 1

      I'm a Westerner and I'm happy.

      --
      Would you kindly mod me +1 insightful?
    41. Re:Poor solution by Gnostic+Ronin · · Score: 1
      I think space is possible. I think we can have the mars colony AND the moon colony. But not if we take the attitude of "I don't see it happening". Ask someone in 1491 if he thought that the New World was really an achieveable goal. It worked fine. And really it wasn't the end of conflicts, it was the start of new conflicts.

      Don't look at Scifi, look at history.

    42. Re:Poor solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The raping and pillaging is a bit more organised these days. Think outside the box, man.

    43. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      No "days of yore", sorry, and you can go ahead and drive your car. I'm just talking about a different mindset, that's all. I should have mentioned that I'm a big supporter of technology in my post, perhaps it would have trimmed down the confusion.

    44. Re:Poor solution by Golias · · Score: 1

      I find it hard to believe that I would find a lot of common ground with anything posted on zenhell.com, but I'll at least take a look, based on your recommendation...

      Briefly, the thesis is that the prevalent sensation of oneself as a separate ego enclosed in a bag of skin is a hallucination which accords neither with Western science nor with the experimental philosophy religions of the East...

      So, the concept of a soul is bullshit, partly because Western science can't measure it, but mostly because the Hindu faith says so. Okay, I'm pretty much done with this guy.

      I tend to subscribe to the theory that Hindu was a religion invented by foreign conquerers in order to keep their new subjects both preoccupied and malnourished. To this day, people starve in the streets as yummy cows stroll by. They get to call my faith in the human soul mere "hallucination" after, and only after, they find a less insane way to live.

      --

      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    45. Re:Poor solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then what you need to do is backpedal a bit and make clear your ideas that "Western values represent materialism, polution and everything bad, whereas Eastern values represent enlightenment, satisfaction and everything good".

      As is, your post is likely to be misinterpeted, and it has. Those of us with a more balanced view of the world that have travelled to the east and have experienced both the positives and negatives of both eastern and western society are likely to misinterpet your statements.

      I for one after visiting Korea, walked away wondering how anybody could regard Confucianism as anything other than the antithesis of Democracy; everything is about hierachy and determine who is higher than who on the totem pole. I do not know if your author explicitly discusses Confucianism but it certainly falls under the category of Eastern ideas.

      Living in the west, I consider myself very unmaterialistic; debt horrifies me and I ride my bike to work. However, the way that you described this guy, it sounded like I needed to reject technology and be satisfied living like an untouchable in India. Being an atheist, I reject mysticism and meditation just as much as I reject Christianity and therefore describing things in pseudo-mystical tones is not the way to make something clear.

    46. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      You're not being very open minded are you? Watts certainly did not starve himself as "cows strolled by". He was not advocating all aspects of Hinduism, and in fact he preferred Buddhism. Watts was a scholar and interpreter of Eastern philosophy. He picked out the philosophical ideas that made the most sense to him and explain them to westerners. The man taught at Harvard for crying out loud! Thanks for attempting to read it, but you won't get very far if you refuse to hear him out. At the very least you have to admit that you can't critique that which you refuse to attempt to understand.

    47. Re:Poor solution by DrCode · · Score: 1

      I didn't read the references, but I think I've heard the song:

      "This is not my beautiful house! And this is not my beautiful wife! And you say to yourself, 'My god, how did I get here?'. And the days go by..."

    48. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      Ah, thanks for that post. You are right, my post could have definitely stood to be clearer and therefore I made this clarification.

      To answer your question: No, Watts does not say that you should disown technology and live among the untouchables. The man was born in the west and taught at Harvard. He was a very intelligent person and so you should at the very least try and hear him out. I'm a programmer and am agnostic, although I also believe in certain eastern ideas that you may consider "mystical", however, if you really study up on it, you will see that they are not, and in fact have a very strong backing in Quantum Physics (the Self-Aware Universe by Amit Goswami, Ph.D comes to mind).

      Furthermore, it is possible to induce "mystical experiences" without practicing meditation for years (it's called LSD, DMT, etc). Either way, I sincerely appreciate your post, and I hope you give this guy a chance, I'm sure that if you do you'll see that he's not some wacko "mystic" but one of the most intelligent human beings to have ever lived. :-)

    49. Re:Poor solution by saltydogdesign · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, well, I hope you recognize that for most people on this earth, nothing has changed. Lucky us.

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      // This is not a sig.
    50. Re:Poor solution by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1

      Personally I was brought up on sci-fi stories and used to think that we would colonise the stars someday. I no longer think this is possible. Even a moonbase I regard as highly unlikely and the idea of living on Mars for me belongs to 1950's style sci-fi. To me, sadly, the future of mankind looks more like NOLA post-Katrina than Star Trek.

      You're a half-full kind of guy, aren't you?

      --
      I got my Linux laptop at System76.
    51. Re:Poor solution by Illserve · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "very strong backing in Quantum Physics"

      Why do I suspect that this boils down to "mystical things are mysterious and so is Quantum physics, therefore the two are related"?

      Q physics gets related to everything that people don't understand. It's often a substitute for the unknowable divine for people who find the concepts of God and the supernatural distasteful but yet want to believe in something beyond the ordinary.

      Are you sure that isn't the case for you?

    52. Re:Poor solution by stjobe · · Score: 1

      Nah, I think he's been listening to Pink Floyd:

      Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
      You fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way
      Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
      Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

      Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
      You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
      And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
      No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

      And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but its sinking
      And racing around to come up behind you again
      The sun is the same in the relative way, but youre older
      Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

      Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
      Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
      Hanging on in quiet desperation is the english way
      The time is gone, the song is over, thought Id something more to say

      --
      "Total destruction the only solution" - Bob Marley
    53. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1
      Why do I suspect that this boils down to "mystical things are mysterious and so is Quantum physics, therefore the two are related"?

      Because you don't understand.
      Q physics gets related to everything that people don't understand. It's often a substitute for the unknowable divine for people who find the concepts of God and the supernatural distasteful but yet want to believe in something beyond the ordinary.

      Are you sure that isn't the case for you?

      Fairly sure. I really didn't say much in my post other than the fact that certain eastern ideas have very strong backing in QM. Now, how is it that from that statement you're able to extract any sort of conclusion on what I mean by it? You can't, you can only assume you know, obviously. :-)

      So my advice to you, is to not jump to these assumptions, because for all you know I could hold a Ph.D. Quantum Mechanics (Actually I don't, but Amit Goswami does). A better question you could have asked would be: "Oh really? And just what are those correlations?"

      One more thing: you're right that nobody in western science truly understands QM. Could this be because the actual explanation flies directly in the face of their metaphysical assumptions about life and so they refuse to even consider it as a possibility?
    54. Re:Poor solution by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      I tend to subscribe to the theory that Hindu was a religion invented by foreign conquerers in order to keep their new subjects both preoccupied and malnourished.

      That's interesting. Sounds a lot like christianity - the modern concept of Christianity was more or less invented by the Roman Empire. And of course the Catholic church actively suppressed education to make it easier to control their sheeple.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    55. Re:Poor solution by Illserve · · Score: 1

      "Fairly sure. I really didn't say much in my post other than the fact that certain eastern ideas have very strong backing in QM. Now, how is it that from that statement you're able to extract any sort of conclusion on what I mean by it? You can't, you can only assume you know, obviously. :-) "

      I can relate your claim to personal experience.

      I am a neuroscientist, and people who "know" quantum mechanics have come through my field, claiming that QM is the secret of consciousness.

      It is poppycock in my field, and I surmise therefore that it may be in yours as well.

    56. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      BTW, Alan Watts does not talk much about QM, however he uses more obvious scientific observations to dispel the notion of an isolated ego in a bag of skin (do you subscribe to this viewpoint btw?). Amit Goswami is a physicist who believes in what you're talking about. Slightly off-topic, but do you know why we're self-aware as opposed to other animals? (and don't just say our brain is more advanced, that's like saying a car works because it has fuel inside of it; obvious). Finally, what do you think is the "secret" of consciousness? (this probably will overlap with the previous question)

    57. Re:Poor solution by Illserve · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are degrees of self-awareness. We have alot, monkeys have some, ants have none. If I started picking your brain apart one neuron at a time, you wouldn't ever notice a specific point at which self-awareness ceased, you would gradually get less and less aware until you were just a brainstem controlling your heart, lungs and digestive system.

      The "secret" of consciousness is that there is no secret. Just because people are fascinated by a problem doesn't make it profound. I myself enjoy picking my nose too, and likely will for the remainder of my days, but that doesn't mean my nose is deeply mysterious.

      I suggest you begin with the assumption that the world is a mundane and boring place, rather than that there are deep mysteries that need solving. It's not as depressing as it sounds :)

    58. Re:Poor solution by E-Rock · · Score: 1

      Ah. Very illuminating. I guess if you have a discussion without facts, there's no way that you might have to re-evaluate your position. A straw man without the straw or man, quite efficient.

    59. Re:Poor solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are an animal, cursed with self-awareness and the realization that everything you do is ultimately futile. No amount of naval gazing will ever change this truth, it will only numb your perception of it, like a drug. You deny the animal by denying desire, and deny the intellect by embracing stagnation, and you leave yourself an empty shell of a person. The perpetually satisfied never achieve anything, they are the end of progress and dead weight on the back of humanity.

      The universe is vast and ancient, and it will last many times longer than it has thus far. You can choose to live and die content as a speck of dust in the infinite nothing, or you can choose to affect everything that is and will ever be. Either way, it still might all be futile, but only one way will make you part of something greater than yourself.

      And we will devote this planet's resources toward that end. Since you're so keen on living with less, I suggest you accept it and stay out of our way.

    60. Re:Poor solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah.

    61. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1
      The "secret" of consciousness is that there is no secret. Just because people are fascinated by a problem doesn't make it profound. I myself enjoy picking my nose too, and likely will for the remainder of my days, but that doesn't mean my nose is deeply mysterious.


      So... you first say it's not a secret, then you admit it's a problem. Then you equate picking your nose to consciousness.

      I'm aware that animals display varying degrees of consciousness, but unlike you, I think it's fascinating, not boring. According to your own beliefs, there should be no reason that we are conscious at all, it would be just as likely that life continued in the way it has, television and all, without our being aware of it.
    62. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1
      Since you're so keen on living with less, I suggest you accept it and stay out of our way.

      Sounds like you're not a fan of humanity then. I'm only trying to help it. Your "way" is to destroy yourself, now that's a bleak outlook. :-(
    63. Re:Poor solution by Illserve · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Something can be a complex problem worth studying without being a deep and mysterious secret. You know what the difference is, stop playing semantics.

    64. Re:Poor solution by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      Please mod this post offtopic.

      I wanted to point out to you..
      this post ( http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=185590&cid=153 20027 ) where you said:

      Although I understand what you say and I agree with some of it, I don't believe this is a gold bubble that will dissappear over night. [...] I'm guessing that we'll see $1000/oz by the end of the year - I bought at $550 so have put my money where my mouth is. We shall see.....

      And then, this: Gold closes less than $600 an oz, down $170 from Mid May (previous post was from May 12).

      I'd go ahead and sell.

      --
      sig?
    65. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1
      Then you completely and utterly misunderstand me. Alan Watts, Hinduism, and Buddhism do not treat consciousness as a deep, mysterious "secret". No, they attempt to provide an answer to it. And if we take your view of it, then it truly is mysterious! Science has failed to identify it. Once again:
      According to your own beliefs, there should be no reason that we are conscious at all, it would be just as likely that life continued in the way it has, television and all, without our being aware of it.
    66. Re:Poor solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sounds like you're not a fan of humanity then. I'm only trying to help it. Your "way" is to destroy yourself, now that's a bleak outlook. :-(

      If this "cancer" has to destroy the host in order to infect others, so be it.
    67. Re:Poor solution by Illserve · · Score: 1

      All of these regard consciousness as a "secret" in that they say that classical physics and biological science are incapable of explaining it.

      I would say that these more basic disciplines may yet be able to explain it, but we don't yet know enough about the structure of the brain to do so, yet. It is an empirical error on your part to retreat to a form of explanation that cannot fit within the simpler theoretical framework until observed data force you to do so.

    68. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1
      They do indeed say that classical physics cannot explain it. That's because classical physics is flawed--that's a scientific fact. As for biology, its purpose does not involve answering that question. It will never answer it because that's not its area. If you object to this, then acknowledge this fact that I have been trying to tell you several times already:

      According to your own beliefs, there should be no reason that we are conscious at all, it would be just as likely that life continued in the way it has, television and all, without our being aware of it.

      I suggest you seriously consider reading the first chapter from that link so that we can stop all these misunderstandings.
    69. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      Well, it seems like the only hope for this cancer is to be able to escape the host that it has destroyed then? It seems to me like you'd better start investing in NASA then, because according to the vast majority of scientists, we don't have much time if we continue this cancerous behavior.

    70. Re:Poor solution by ElephanTS · · Score: 1

      well, guess what, I sold and took profits and am waiting on the sidelines waiting to jump back in. PMs (or any stock don't go straight up y'know). I still believe in $1000 gold for the end of the year. I'm guessing we'll find support at $525-550, only time will tell. The fundamentals haven't changed any and it should be understood that the gold market can be terribly manipulated by the dumping of paper contracts. This I suspect has been happening today. The traders make money which ever way - short or long. The USD index is up quite a bit (meaning that the dollar has found strength from somewhere) but I feel it can't be sustained. When the USD and oilprice move (downward and upward respectively) we'll see the PoG pick up again. It's a buying opportunity when we hit the bottom of the move.

      We'll see, but I still made some money.

      --
      spoonerize "magic trackpad"
    71. Re:Poor solution by Illserve · · Score: 1

      "As for biology, its purpose does not involve answering that question"

      Absolutely incorrect. I can tell you for a fact that explaining consciousness is a priority of biological science.
      Go to Pubmed
      http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi
      and search for the term consciousness.

      "That's because classical physics is flawed"
      Not flawed, incomplete. Just because a theoretical framework cannot explain everything does not make it wrong, it's just too simplistic to accomodate all of the data. It may still be a valuable framework for explaining how things work. A computer programmer, for example, does not need to understand QM to write some code. His non-QM (and therefore "flawed") understanding of how the world works is sufficient for him to understand how a computer works.

      Is consciousness outside the realm of classical physics? Noone knows, and it is an error on your part to state outright that biology cannot address this question.

      We will know the answer at some point, but our understanding of the brain is far too primitive to make assertions of this sort.

      In the meantime, Occam's razor tells me to side with the simpler alternative: that everything related to personality and self awareness occurs in the physical substrate of the brain using neurochemical processes that we are studying.

    72. Re:Poor solution by ElephanTS · · Score: 1

      Awwww, possibly ;-)

      I call it 'realism' though.

      --
      spoonerize "magic trackpad"
    73. Re:Poor solution by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      The US waged a war of conquest and genocide against the indigenous peoples of this continent. It enslaved hundreds of thousands of Africans, and left them to fend for themselves after they were freed. It has undermined or destroyed the indepedence movements of dozens of colonial possessions, both our own and those we "liberated" from other powers, and has supported rutheless dictators throughout the world because we prefer their methods to the philosphies of their opposition.

      Now, tell me, at what point did we learn better? Exactly when in history did we become the good guys? You haven't refuted that commenter, only illustrated the American supremacy in self-deception.

    74. Re:Poor solution by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I think your boogeyman needs to be defined more widely. It isn't just 'western culture' it's pretty much 'all of us.' Look close at just about any place on earth and you'll find people ripping and tearing at the earth to scratch out a living. The notion that it's 'western culture' is a delusion. There's no 'sacred path' outside the mainstream that we've horribly wandered off. There are certainly alternatives and there are tendencies that all of humanity exhibit (a short-term point of view that doesn't plan ahead.) What I'm trying to get at is: don't just blame one part of humanity. You can go to where the 'noble savages' that so many who believe these myths venerate, and you'll find them burning down as much forest as they can.

    75. Re:Poor solution by Twisted64 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Unlike our navel-contemplating planet co-squatters in the East...
      This is just ridiculous. Do you recall what 50s sci-fi looked like? Weird clothes, strange household devices, robots for the rich, little round cars. When was the last time you went to a restaurant and used your mobile phone to pay the bill? Admittedly, Japan, Korea, etc have the advantage of a high-density population, so that whatever you want to supply, you can just as easily supply to thousands as hundreds of people. So why not millions? They have cheap high-speed internet, and all kinds of incredible gadgets. They're living the way we envisaged we would be, and we scoff at them for it.
      --
      Consciousness is a myth. Trust me.
    76. Re:Poor solution by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1


      Alan Watts? your kidding right? oh your not, you just stupid.

      Cut the guy some slack. Don't you remember when *you* were a freshman and discovered that everything you'd ever been taught before by your elders was *all* *wrong* ?

      Give him a few years to play around with utopias before slapping him down.

    77. Re:Poor solution by sickofthisshit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The very plain fact is that far more Iraqis have died in this *year to date* in sectarian and insurgent violence than died in the September 11th attacks. That sectarian and insurgent violence was *directly* unleashed by the U.S. invasion that was completely based on the decisions of the Bush administration.

      Just because the U.S. didn't benefit doesn't mean it was some kind of admirably selfless act. Actually, it was a giant fuck-up that could have easily been forseen and avoided. That is a BAD THING, get it?

      I don't believe the Bush administration deliberately did this to get access to Iraqi oil; I can actually believe GWB justified it to himself by thinking of all the nasty things Saddam Hussein did, although such justification is amazingly selective and based on a complete misunderstanding of Iraq. (E.g. "But he used chemical weapons against his own people!"...no, he gassed Kurds. Saddam Hussein is not a Kurd.) Whatever the justification, the invasion has become an absolute disaster from the point of view of the average Iraqi.

    78. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1
      Absolutely incorrect. I can tell you for a fact that explaining consciousness is a priority of biological science.

      Well, I'll give you that, it's not really a major point anyway. I was just trying to point out that the way biology views it, there's no reason for us to be aware of our surroundings and ourselves. You've yet to give a response to that point.

      Not flawed, incomplete. Just because a theoretical framework cannot explain everything does not make it wrong, it's just too simplistic to accomodate all of the data.

      Believe me, as I have a background in physics I know very well that Newtonian mechanics works very well for explaining everyday, ordinary observations. However, it is indeed flawed when it comes to answer the question of: what is the true reality of the universe? It fails miserably at answering that, in fact it is downright wrong. QM seems to provide the answer to that, however, with the mindset like yours, most scientists simply disregard it. Their disbelief goes so far that it caused Einstein to say: "God does not play dice". Well since then he's been proven wrong. God does play with dice, and there are no hidden variables. Check out the EPR paradox for more details.

      You're so stubborn in your classical mindset that you refuse to acknowledge the facts right in front of you and dismiss them as bullshit "mysticism". Sure, no one's arguing that your mind doesn't occur because of your brain, that's not what they're saying. Again, I can repeat myself for you as many times as you like, but it is truly confounding that we are self-aware at all. In the classical mindset, there is no reason whatsoever for us to be self-aware, and classical physics fails horribly at explaining the quantum world, which is really the world we live in.
    79. Re:Poor solution by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      One of my co-workers had a wonderful time at a Dude Ranch last summer.

    80. Re:Poor solution by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Now, now. Let's not start hurling terms like 'freeper' and 'moonbat' around or this will turn into another political blog. We're better than that, honest we are.

    81. Re:Poor solution by Illserve · · Score: 1

      "Well, I'll give you that, it's not really a major point anyway. I was just trying to point out that the way biology views it, there's no reason for us to be aware of our surroundings and ourselves. You've yet to give a response to that point. "

      Self awareness has a clear evolutionary advantage in allowing us to evaluate our own actions before we take them, and to evaluate their consequences after we have taken them.

      "You're so stubborn....... and classical physics fails horribly at explaining the quantum world, which is really the world we live in."

      You misunderstand the utility of a simple theoretical framework if you claim it must explain everything before it can explain anything. We are limited in our ability to understand complex theories because our brains are only the science of a small cantelope. My "stubbornness" is the proper empiricist response to being told I need to use a more complex theoretical framework without sufficient reason.

      You have no data to support your assertion that self-awareness is a special quality that can only be explained with QM. What you have are your gut instincts and several millenia of philosophy. That's insufficient background material for the claim you make.

    82. Re:Poor solution by jebiester · · Score: 1

      You seem to be claiming that the west is fueling things like space exploration while the (as you call them) "navel-contemplating planet co-squatters in the east" are doing nothing. Nothing could be further from the truth. Asia is where most of the worlds manufacturing occurs now - especially when it comes to high tech goods. More engineers and scientists are educated there, and they are well respected there (moreso than here).

      And do you think the US would be looking at going to the moon again if China hadn't started it's own moon program?

    83. Re:Poor solution by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Why? In purely practical terms, all we need is energy and life. Closed biosystems are complex and difficult, but if we get soem plants and animals up there in a protected environment, we have the sun and some heavey minerals to keep it going. Technically, we have everthing we need to start a colony up there. Or at least, a first colony from which we can learn. Hell, we even have a reason to go, what with the helium-3.

      All that's lacking is the will. And some idiot who thinks that going to mars first was a great PR stunt to pull. And that useless ISS which is cool and all but hardly practical.

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    84. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1
      Self awareness has a clear evolutionary advantage in allowing us to evaluate our own actions before we take them, and to evaluate their consequences after we have taken them.

      Sure, it may have an evolutionary advantage, but so would the ability to shoot laser beams out of our eyes. That's hardly a sufficient explanation of why we are self-aware. In the biological and your "empirical" mindset (which I wouldn't call very empirical at all because you refuse to even try and experience any of these higher levels of thought; i.e. meditation, LSD, etc), it would make much more sense for evolution to continue without the introduction of self-awareness. *You* are here. You experience the world from your eyes while you could have been just like some common animal. Why is that so? Can you explain that? Sure it's because our mind is "better", but what makes it better? The fact that there is this ability in this world, to become self-conscious, is incredible. DId you know that most humans don't have a self, meaning they are not self-conscious until they are *taught* how to be aware of themselves (at around the age of 3 btw). It's a fact, ask your local sociologist about it.

      You misunderstand the utility of a simple theoretical framework if you claim it must explain everything before it can explain anything. We are limited in our ability to understand complex theories because our brains are only the science of a small cantelope.
      Where did I misunderstand its utility?? I told you I know full well the usefulness of Newtonian mechanics. And then you go on to suggest that we might not even be able to understand "it"? Oh yeah, that's real empirical of you.

      You have no data to support your assertion that self-awareness is a special quality that can only be explained with QM.

      Here's a simple example: An electron does not have a definite position until someone or something observes it. Here's another: If you repeat a quantum experiment and perfectly duplicate the environment, you will still get different results based on probabilities (i.e. the electron showed up there this time, and there that time). This suggests that the act of conscious observation affects the environment. I'll have to get back to you later with even more examples if you want, I'm still not done reading this book.
    85. Re:Poor solution by Illserve · · Score: 1

      "Sure, it may have an evolutionary advantage, but so would the ability to shoot laser beams out of our eyes. That's hardly a sufficient explanation of why we are self-aware."

      Laser beams were either too complex or too energy inefficient for evolution to develop. Self awareness wasn't.

      I could go on but this is but this is pointless because we're each committed to our respective sides. You either don't understand the philosophy of empiricism or your refuse to accept it. Either way, I won't be able to convince you. Suffice to say that the mainstream of scientific discipline, for all its flaws and stubbornness, has lead to the invention of the coffee machine on my desk, and eastern philosophies haven't. So I'll stick with science.

    86. Re:Poor solution by arminw · · Score: 1

      ......about philosopher and interpreter of Eastern religions......

      Eastern religions' common thread of survival is the idea of re-incarnation. So what happens if the earth and all life thereon is destroyed? Where or into what then do people get re-incarnated?

      The Christian faith hinges on the idea of a physical resurrection into the some kind of transcendent body, such as Jesus. In that scenario, humanity can and will survive the eventual destruction of this planet. Jesus lived in a tangible, physical body, yet one that was not limited to the physical dimensions our mortal bodies are today.

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    87. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      Neither Alan Watts, nor the Dali Lama, nor myself, would disagree with you when you say "stick to science". Never have I said you should not, in fact I'm a great proponent of it. As I have shown, it is the other way around, "western" scientists are the ones who do not stick to science. They scoff at their own results, and say things like "God does not play dice".

    88. Re:Poor solution by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....It enslaved hundreds of thousands of Africans.......

      Who were rounded up by their OWN chiefs and sold for trinkets and guns to the slave traders.

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    89. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      Heh, here's a fun quote for you. Niels Bohr, who had the materialistic mindset of yours, was visited by Schrodinger. While Schrodinger explained to him the idea of the quantum jump (the idea that small particles vanish from the material world and instantaneously appear in another location), Bohr protested for days. Finally he gave in and said: "If I had known that one has to accept this damned quantum jump, I'd never have gotten involved with quantum mechanics!" :-D

    90. Re:Poor solution by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....I really didn't say much in my post other than the fact that certain eastern ideas have very strong backing in QM.....

      I'd really be interested in how quantum physics touches on eastern ideas in ways that Christianity does not. I've always thought that QM is science, and as such is limited to the physical world, whereas religion goes beyond science.

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    91. Re:Poor solution by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      I couldn't help it. I had just finished up reading a flame war about Coulter over at Crooks and Liars. :D

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    92. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      Thanks for taking interest. Check out my replies to Illserve, towards the end I give a few examples. Also, if you're really interested, there's a book on the subject called "The Self-Aware Universe" by Amit Goswami, Ph.D. in physics at the University of Oregon.

    93. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      Oh, also, you should first familiarize yourself with what those eastern ideas actually are, and the best way to do that would be to start by reading those first two chapters by Alan Watts that I linked to in my original post.

    94. Re:Poor solution by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 1
      Bravo. I'm just happy that I don't have to worry about the invading horde comming over the hills to rape our women, kill our men and steal our food because the crops are in season.

      Ahem... Aren't you forgetting about terrorists?

    95. Re:Poor solution by frogstar_robot · · Score: 1

      Here's a simple example: An electron does not have a definite position until someone or something observes it. Here's another: If you repeat a quantum experiment and perfectly duplicate the environment, you will still get different results based on probabilities (i.e. the electron showed up there this time, and there that time). This suggests that the act of conscious observation affects the environment. I'll have to get back to you later with even more examples if you want, I'm still not done reading this book.

      Bzzzzzzzzzzt!! Mysticists (is that a word?) who use QM as the justification for mysticism can be counted on to abuse what physicists mean when they say "observation". First things first, "observation" is not something that is taking place in a human's mind. "Observation" is anything that causes a quantum state to collapse into a more defined state. "Anything" in this case is either photon or some other particle that disturbs the system; there most certainly isn't any real evidence for "chakra energy" or any other such foolishness being the driver of such processes. I'll put it less snidely: The universe goes about it's working regardless of whether humans perceive or it not. This influence can be supplied naturally by the environment or by a physicist's instrument. "Observation" can also take place if a quantum system de-coheres on it's own and energy from it influences another system...say an instrument in a physicist's lab. If the physicist sets up the experiment and goes on vacation for week, his instruments will do all the "observing" while he is away: no consciousness required.

      The primary error you are making is conflating "observation" with "perception". If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear, the phenomenon of sound waves don't take a vacation because humans aren't around to perceive them as sound. They could do anything from not much of note to starting an avalanche (which needn't have humans in the path of it....). The sound waves starting an avalanche are much closer to what the physicist means by "observation" which in physics is a technical term rather than a psychological or even psychic one.

    96. Re:Poor solution by Illserve · · Score: 1

      I do not dispute the existence of quantum effects.

      I dispute whether it is valid to argue that consciousness relies on them.

    97. Re:Poor solution by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....If I started picking your brain apart one neuron at a time, you wouldn't ever notice a specific point at which self-awareness ceased, you would gradually get less and less aware......

      That is based on the assumption (faith) that consciousness is part of or caused by the material nature of the brain. It is like saying that the physical hardware of a computer gives rise to the software which controls and runs it and gives the computer its "personality". We can load all sorts of software into the same hardware and this software makes the same hardware do radically different things. If there is a sharp distinction in a computer between the hardware and the software, could this not also be true of us are humans? Just as the software was put into the computer by an external intelligence, so too was our mind and spirit put into the hardware of our bodies by an external intelligence. Even our "hardware", our bodies are constructed and controlled by the software stored in the DNA. We are talking about information and in the case of humans we usually talk about God in this context.

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    98. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      No shit? I don't disagree with a single thing you said. Oh, and I made no "error".

      You're a far way from understanding what I mean, and your presumptuous attitude makes me less inclined to help you.

    99. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      So you finally concede this world is not purely a material one? Then your arguments against consciousness slowly disintegrate as you provide no other explanation for it....

    100. Re:Poor solution by ElephanTS · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Closed biosystems to sustain human life have not succeeded so far. Biosphere 2 began to run low on oxygen and so wasn't really self-sustaining.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biosphere_2

      The cost of putting something like that on the moon would be extraordinary. How much weight, how many journeys? How would it be assembled - there's manyears of work there? It would have too be fairly big to produce a sustainable crop of food or produce oxygen. There's a long list of things like radiation, low gravity, temp extremes that make small things very difficult and expensive to solve. And it's going to have to be paid for by taxation. Politically near enough impossible I would think. The He3 story could make it a commercial venture but I'm not sure a large firm would spend billions to get small risky energy returns. The first steps would be seen as commercial suicide due to the expense.

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    101. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1
      We are talking about information and in the case of humans we usually talk about God in this context.

      You must be careful how you use that term 'God'. If used in the Christian sense, that there was this grampa-like figure that created man, then you should be aware that this is not the sense in which it is used by Alan Watts or Buddhism. Again, I strongly recommend you read those two chapters.
    102. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      By the way, you might be surprised to know that the Dali Lama is a big fan of yours; he really likes neuroscientists.

    103. Re:Poor solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you go and make the leap of "the existence of quantum effects" to saying that "this world is not purely a material one"?

      Personally, I've always believed that the human brain, and hence, the human conciousness, is nothing more than an extremely elaborate computer. The thought is very disconcerting to many, as it implies that there is no such thing as free will, but as per Occam's razor, it seems the simplest conclusion. Well, at least to me.

      I'm certainly open to the possibility that quantum physicists may learn more and unravel something to suggest to me that I am wrong, but as of yet they have not. That said, I have a life to live and generally find little utility in worrying about such things; pondering such intellectual masturbation has not enhanced my life in any meaningful sense.

    104. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1
      How do you go and make the leap of "the existence of quantum effects" to saying that "this world is not purely a material one"?

      Very simple. Matter behaves according to certain laws. It cannot travel faster than the speed of light for example. Matter, in the classical sense, also obeys locality. QM shows that matter is really not particles, but wavicles, with both the properties of waves and particles. So, with the example I gave, of an electron, when nothing observes it, it is a wave that is spread over a certain region. This wave represents the probability of being found at any one of those points. Therefore one can think of it as being in multiple places at the same time. When you observe it, you "collapse the wave" and you see it as a particle. Afterwards it goes back into its wave-like state. Oh, another thing you should read that will make this clear to you is the Double Slit Experiment. So, continuing, small particles like electrons also make what is called "quantum jumps". This means they instantaneously go from one position to another. It is impossible to know exactly when this will happen and where they will arrive, you can only know the probabilities. Finally, perhaps the best example of the world not being a material one, is the so-called Spooky action at a distance". In this, two or more particles are in an entangled state. A change on one brings about an instantaneous change in the other, no matter how far they are separated.

      Personally, I've always believed that the human brain, and hence, the human conciousness, is nothing more than an extremely elaborate computer.

      I'm certainly open to the possibility that quantum physicists may learn more and unravel something to suggest to me that I am wrong, but as of yet they have not.

      Well again you are wrong. QM has proved you wrong, and this is because the universe, on a quantum scale, is undeterministic. This means that things do not follow an exact sequential order. In other words, a change in an electron, like firing it at another, will not give you the same result each time the experiment is perfectly duplicated. This is not the case in computers; they follow an algorithm--a direct sequence of events. Furthermore, the brain and computers and fundamentally different in their design. The brain is massively parallel; you can cut off half of it and it will still work. Things happen simultaneously in different locations. This is not the case in CPUs, and no amount of multi-threading will save you. Perhaps if you had a computer whose CPU consisted of several billions of cores, and they all had the ability to physically change their orientations, then *maybe* you could have an AI.
    105. Re:Poor solution by frogstar_robot · · Score: 1

      I've misunderstood very little. Remember this?

      This suggests that the act of conscious observation affects the environment.

      I suspect "suggests" means that what you meant can be cast into any suitable terms. I've spent quite a bit of time around New Agers who speak using the exact type of language and ideas you were expressing. When I pinned them down with what science and physics actually meant, they too insisted that I "had it all wrong".

      What other reasonable way can I take where you are coming from? In some of your other posts, you are scornful of "materialistic mindsets"? QM is one way of putting a scientific imprimateur on classical "God Of The Gaps" arguments but QM does not by itself explain consciousness or human perception even if someday of those naughty empirical materialists shows that it figures into on some level or another. At any rate, nothing more than speculation along those lines has happened thus far so consciousness is apropos of nothing when discussing QM. Incidentally, the track record of the materialist empiricists is pretty damn good; they've explained in verifiable detail one hell of a lot more than the mystical philosphers. I also suspect that while QM may figure in consciousness I severely doubt that the reverse is true....although good evidence could change my mind.

    106. Re:Poor solution by steve_bryan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Neither Alan Watts, nor the Dali Lama, nor myself, would disagree with you when you say "stick to science". Never have I said you should not, in fact I'm a great proponent of it. As I have shown, it is the other way around, "western" scientists are the ones who do not stick to science. They scoff at their own results, and say things like "God does not play dice".

      It's a fool's errand but I guess I can't resist replying to this and your whole shtick.No one who matters in this context cares what Alan Watts or the Dali Lama has to say on the subject. Despite the disengenuous claims to the contrary quantum mechanics was developed entirely in places like Copenhagen, Berlin, Cambridge and other locations noted for their scarcity of ashrams. It was conceived and developed by people with extensive training in and knowledge of advanced classical mechanics (Lagrangian, Hamiltonian mechanics and so forth, not the high school level stuff that is often bandied about). If we were waiting for Buddhists to reach a useful level of creativity to discover QM we would still be waiting (probably forever). In fact the subject in question has not been a static edifice. It continues to be developed and improved, QM -> QED -> QCD -> quantum gravity (that last arrow is a direction, not a completed step). Notably absent from this progress is a useful contributions from any temples or ashrams.

      I know a statement like that comes off as insulting toward those institutions which I really don't intend except in regard to bullshit claims made on their behalf and possibly without their agreement with the claims. I had the opportunity to attend some of the lecures of Feynamn and I was even a classmate of Polchinski. These are people who were responsible for improving our understanding of QM and I didn't detect even a hint of oriental philosphy informing either one of them and yet they have done OK. I imagine Joseph might bring matters to higher levels yet.

      My point is that QM is a Western game. There have been plenty of contributers from most areas of the world including, for instance, Tomonaga who contributed to the formulation of QED. My point is that his contribution was in no way Eastern except as an incidental geographical matter. I'm only aware of popularizers like Fritjof Capra who make claims such as yours. Not actual working physicists who have made contributions to the advancement of QM. I'm sure there have been many, because of their voracious intellectual interests, who have been curious about Eastern philosophies as well as being actual contributors. Oppenheimer is an example who studied Sanskrit in order to read the Bhagavad Gits. But I don't think anyone claims this was part of the intellectual framework that informed his research thinking. Gelman's Eight-Fold Way illustrated his familiarity with Buddhist philosophy but it has immeasurably more to do with the group SU(3) than any discourse delivered by the Buddha.

    107. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1
      Incidentally, the track record of the materialist empiricists is pretty damn good; they've explained in verifiable detail one hell of a lot more than the mystical philosphers

      Perhaps their track record is so good because the effects of QM on the visible world are negligible? Thus obviously they have a good track record at explaining where a ball will go. But both "mystical" philosophers and real QM physicists realize that they're not dealing with just the visible world, but rather the true reality of how everything works. And as I have shown in other posts, it's very interesting to see how well certain eastern ideas fit in with QM. Materialism simply does not work on the quantum scale, meaning reality is not made of the "matter" that we once thought it was.

      I suspect "suggests" means that what you meant can be cast into any suitable terms. I've spent quite a bit of time around New Agers who speak using the exact type of language and ideas you were expressing. When I pinned them down with what science and physics actually meant, they too insisted that I "had it all wrong".

      It's easy to try and dismiss me as a "New Ager" isn't it? Too bad this time you're talking to someone who actually knows something about QM. Now, the part that you misinterpreted was not in the "suggests", but rather in the word "conscious", for the outlook that I'm proposing is that, in the words of Amit Goswami, the world is made of consciousness. Now, before you flip out upon reading that, please realize that if anything is true, the world is *not* made out of "material" or "particles". QM shows that discrete, independent particles do not exist, instead we have "wavicles", who only exhibit particle-like behavior when they are observed. It would be difficult for me to explain to you what exactly is meant by consciousness, and I've yet to finish reading Goswami's book, but needless to say I think it makes a whole lot of sense, especially after reading Watts' stuff. Hopefully in the future I'll be able to word this better, until then all I can offer you is the fact that we do not live in a material world.
    108. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1
      Feynman was a great man, I have a deep admiration towards him.

      However. I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but eastern ideas played a great role in the development of Quantum Mechanics. Take, for example, one of QM's greatest contributors, Erwin Schrödinger:

      Advaita Vedanta has influenced a number of modern western scientists, philosphers and authors. Nikola Tesla was influenced by the Vedic philosophy teachings of Swami Vivekananda. Erwin Schrödinger claimed to have been inspired by Vedanta in his discovery of quantum theory. According to his biographer Walter Moore: "The unity and continuity of Vedanta are reflected in the unity and continuity of wave mechanics. In 1925, the world view of physics was a model of a great machine composed of separable interacting material particles. During the next few years, Schrödinger and Werner Heisenberg and their followers created a universe based on superimposed, inseparable waves of probability amplitudes. This new view would be entirely consistent with the Vedantic concept of All in One.".

      Among other prominent Western figures who have been influenced by and commented on Vedanta are Max Muller, Aldous Huxley, Christopher Isherwood, Romain Rolland, Eugene Wigner, Arnold Toynbee, and Will Durant.

      This was taken from the wiki on the Vedanta. And with regards to modern contributions, the author that I have cited, Amit Goswami, is a Ph.D. and though I think he recently retired, he worked for the Institute for Theoretical Sciences at the University of Oregon. He published the book I'm currently reading (The Self-Aware Universe), and is the author of numerous scientific papers and two physics texts.

      :-)
    109. Re:Poor solution by Illserve · · Score: 1

      I have no idea how you could get from the one statement to the other.

    110. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      Well then you'd do well to read my reply to him.

    111. Re:Poor solution by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....You must be careful how you use that term 'God'. If used in the Christian sense, that there was this grampa-like figure ......

      There are of course many different ideas "God" that have their various adherents. In the context of the article, concerning the survival of the human race, when the earth is destroyed, the Christian concept of a transcendent Creator and the resurrection from the dead, in a transcendent, immortal physical body fits quite well. Eastern ideas of re-incarnation fail when the all life on this planet is wiped out if or when the sun goes nova or swallows the earth. The Christian God, outside of our time-space dimension demonstrated this survival by physically resurrecting Jesus from the dead. The founders of eastern and other religions are dead. None of them even makes the claim to conquering the greatest enemy -- death. The Bible speaks about the immortal, immaterial parts of man, the spirit, soul, consciousness, mind, intelligence or whatever other terms are applied to the non-physical part of man, becoming resident in a new kind of physical body. This new transcendent body can operate in ADDITIONAL dimensions to the time-space we are now a part of and flesh and blood limit us to.

      Just as we load software and data into computer hardware, which determines and expresses the complete functionality thereof, so too our Creator is able to and will do with us.

      According to the Bible, all humans will exist eternally, apart from the continuance of this present time-space cosmos. Those who believe, trust and obey the words and work of Jesus will have this continuance in the presence of their Creator. Those who disbelieve and disobey will be in an existence forever shut out from this closeness to the holy and absolutely perfect God.

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    112. Re:Poor solution by Golias · · Score: 1

      You've got it exactly backwards. The Catholic Church was the only place you could get a liberal education back around 1300. If it weren't for those monks in Ireland (and a precious few other places) fanatically preserving classical knowledge (including the texts which they themselves considered somewhat afoul of their belief system), the Renaissance flat-out never would have happened, in spite of the sudden influx of arabic science and wisdom after the fall of Constantinople.

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    113. Re:Poor solution by Golias · · Score: 1

      Nothing you've said about him makes him sound particularly unique or compelling. In fact, the more you try to tell me what a brilliant mind he is, the more he sounds like Yet Another Would-Be Joseph Campbell.

      Thanks, but I don't need some Harvard prof to tell me how to live a happy life. I figured it out with nothing but an undergrad degree from a small State University in the midwest. If you are miserable and his book helps you, well than good for you. I'm glad you found something that makes you happy. You can stop assuming everybody else needs his thoughts and insights as badly as you do any time now.

      Cheers!

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    114. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      Is it just me or do I detect a hint of bitterness in that response? I never said you needed a Harvard professor (heh), nor did I suggest that you in particular were unhappy, rather instead those people that adhered to a certain mindset. As to me? I read his stuff not because it makes me happy, but because I find it incredibly insightful and informative. Forgive me for trying to recommend it to you, I hope you weren't too offended. :-)

    115. Re:Poor solution by arminw · · Score: 1

      ......that everything related to personality and self awareness occurs in the physical substrate of the brain using neurochemical processes that we are studying.........

      That is an assumption (faith) that a collection of atoms gives rise to consciousness, intelligence, mind, thought, emotion etc.

      Is it possible, by examining the physical hardware of a computer to determine its function or the origin of its programming? All the hardware of a computer does is to allow the software to express the intent of the mind that created the software. All software ultimately is the product of a mind, a human mind in the case of a computer. No software arises apart from the activity of mind. Unlike hardware, there is no known mathematics that can give a reasonable assurance that the software is bug free.

      Is it possible by minutely examining the brain, to determine the origin of its software? Does the software executed by the brain NOT also come from a mind, intelligence of a program designer? Does this software, just as in a computer reflect the intents and purposes of the programmer?

      We know a lot more about computers than the brain, but even so, the most detailed examination of the hardware chips and circuits tells is very little about the functioning of the software and NOTHING whatsoever about the software origin until the computer is actually powered up. Even then that is only the case if the programmer decided to tell us about the working of the program and who he/she is. Since the brain is much more complex than a computer and we know very little about it, learning about the software is not very likely by examining its biology.

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    116. Re:Poor solution by gihan_ripper · · Score: 1

      I'm calling BS on this one. Though I disagree with the grandparent, I also take issue with most of your post:

      1. Reference to an external God is not a prerequisite for 'drive'. No matter what you may think of his politics, there is no denying that Mao Zedong had 'drive'. If you want examples from science, then you need look no further than Betrand Russell or Richard Feynman.
      2. Most Eastern religions do make reference to an external God or Gods. Islam has (essentially) the same God as Judaism and Christianity, Hinduism exhibits a vast pantheon of gods. The Japanese are largely Buddhist/Shinto. Shintoism is an animist practice which (to be brutally simple in my description) treats every natural thing as being sacred.
      3. None of the Christians I know believe that God is 'above us' and that we can meet him by 'building towers and spaceships'. This is either some pre-Copernican fantasy or a twisting of the facts to suit your argument.

      To stay on topic, I'm strongly in favour of Professor Hawking's suggestion. At least in the very long term, human life on this planet is not sustainable, unless we evolve into some kind of creature which can live in the corona of a red giant.

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    117. Re:Poor solution by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      Maybe by "East" he was referring to mid-east and the like? Japan (for example) is VERY "western" in their lifestyle and society. Seen any scientific breakthroughs coming from Iran, Saudi-Arabia and the like?

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    118. Re:Poor solution by steve_bryan · · Score: 1

      I don't doubt that Schroedinger was inspired by aspects of Indian philosophy just as I imagine Murray Gell-Mann found inspiration of a sort in the Buddhist Eight Fold Way as I mentioned before. My point is that you can study that stuff till the cows come home and you get precisely nowhere. What you do need to study and learn is differential equations, Hamiltonian mechanics, group theory and any number of other non-Eastern philosophy subjects or you will get nowhere. Quantum mechanics can never be learned in an ashram or temple but it can be and is learned and extended to new levels at universities and institutes of technology. It is a Western scientific theory and they bang the hell out of it on a daily basis in experiments at labs around the world. And they don't burn incense in any of those labs.

      As I mentioned before in reference to Oppenheimer many of these figures are very cosmopolitan and they have an active curiosity about other cultures. But even if you excluded every one of them you will still have physicists and mathematicians like von Neumann who can get all of it done with an advanced understanding of Hilbert spaces. The crucial tool in this context is modern mathematics, not Eastern philosophy. Obviously the stuff you go on about doesn't distract many physicists. What is annoying about it is the insidious attraction it has for people who are not literate about modern physics which is, of course, the vast majority.

    119. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1
      You don't seem to have fully understood what I said. Schrödinger was not merely inspired by eastern philosophy, it played a great role in his ability to come up with the idea at all! Why, I bet if you were to hear some of the stuff the guy said you'd be certain he was a kook-mystic. Here are some of the things he said:
      Nirvana is a state of pure blissful knowledge... It has nothing to do with the individual. The ego or its separation is an illusion. Indeed in a certain sense two "I"'s are identical namely when one disregards all special contents-- their Karma. The goal of man is to preserve his Karma and to develop it further... when man dies his Karma lives and creates for itself another carrier.

      In itself, the insight is not new. The earliest records, to my knowledge, date back some 2500 years or more... the recognition ATMAN = BRAHMAN (the personal self equals the omnipresent, all-comprehending eternal self) was in Indian thought considered, far from being blasphemous, to represent the quintessence of deepest insight into the happenings of the world. The striving of all the scholars of Vedanta was after having learnt to pronounce with their lips, really assimilate in their minds this grandest of all thoughts. Again, the mystics of many centuries, independently, yet in perfect harmony with each other (somewhat like the particles in an ideal gas) have described, each of them, the unique experience of his or her life in terms that can be condensed in the phrase: DEUS FACTUS SUM (I have become God). To Western ideology, the thought has remained a stranger... in spite of those true lovers who, as they look into each other's eyes, become aware that their thought and their joy are numerically one, not merely similar or identical...

      http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Erwin_Schrödinger

      I guess one could easily say the if it were not for the eastern ideas that he studied, he would never have come up with that equation!

      Niels Bohr had the yin-yang symbol on his coat of arms (he was knighted).

      And finally, how appropriate it is that you mention John von Neumann, for coincidentally I have just finished reading that it was in fact he who originally proposed the idea in the 1930s that consciousness collapses quantum waves.

      Looks like many of these highly intelligent and respected scientists that you so adore saw something in eastern philosophy that you do not...
    120. Re: Poor solution by giafly · · Score: 1
      1. Unfortunately Slashdot is the worst place to discuss your personal beliefs and worries. Talk to friends or a helpline instead.
      2. You'll feel differently when you grow up. Trust me on this.
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    121. Re:Poor solution by steve_bryan · · Score: 1

      Oh, please, have you ever read anything by von Neumann about quantum mechanics? For instance his "Mathematical Foundations of Quantum Mechanics". What it makes very clear is that the activity that is required for creating and understanding quantum mechanics is mathematics. Eastern philosophy isn't even mentioned. In this context it is a waste of time and, I'm afraid, so are these pointless ramblings. I mean no disrespect for Eastern philosophies, but the thesis that it provides some sort of royal road to understanding quantum physics is a bunch of hokum. Newton was arguably the greatest scientist but even he had some odd side interests like alchemy and he also lost a bundle in the great tulip craze. Towering intellects have a whole range of interests and results. It is our task to use judgment in selecting those works which are part of a grand tradition. For you the mumbo jumbo of mysticism seems to be the item of interest. Well, to each his own.

    122. Re:Poor solution by frogstar_robot · · Score: 1

      Perhaps their track record is so good because the effects of QM on the visible world are negligible?



      Not really. QM effects already figure into a vast array of engineering and scientific disciplines. QM is definitely making itself felt in electronics, nanotechnology, instrumentation, cryptography, chemistry, materials science, and many many others. Incidentally, just what sort of people discovered and worked out QM in the first place?


      Perhaps someday we will be able to scientifically explain consciousness. We certainly can't now so it is cricket to entertain any ideas about it you care to have. I don't believe in any case that QM is any sort of blank check. The basement ductwork of the universe is baffling, strange, and can only be described in terms of probabilities. Nonetheless, it too operates according to some rules and not others. If you want to label some of those "consciousness" then have at it.

    123. Re:Poor solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Very simple. Matter behaves according to certain laws. It cannot travel faster than the speed of light for example. Matter, in the classical sense, also obeys locality. QM shows that matter is really not particles, but wavicles...
      Nothing you say here rules out the world being purely material. You ruled out a deterministic world, but not a material one.
      Well again you are wrong. QM has proved you wrong...
      Dude, you were taking me waayyyy too literally. Either that, or you are playing sematic games. I've never claimed that the brain operates similar to a CPU, only that it is not some receptacle for a soul or anything like that, and what the brain outputs is subject to certain rules. I never claimed that it was deterministic in any way, only that it was material. I apologize for not making myself clear. Keep in mind that unwith deterministic is not synonymous with free will.
    124. Re:Poor solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like to me that itistoday firmly believes that the lack of determinacy in quantum mechanics is a direct and obvious cause of conciousness, and this should be obvious to anybody that understands QM. That is why any attempt to get him to clarify seems to simply result in a QM lesson.

      This sort of logical fallacy is nothing new; ironically it reminds me of early Christian philosophers "proving" the existance of god (think Thomas Aquinas).

    125. Re:Poor solution by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That's because America isn't the one that gets to enjoy the spoils of the war; Halliburton is.

    126. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1
      Nothing you say here rules out the world being purely material. You ruled out a deterministic world, but not a material one.

      How can you say that when I clearly showed the contrary? I'll try again.

      We both agree that matter behaves according to certain rules right? Such as, matter cannot travel faster than the speed of light in a vacuum. Well, quantum collapse, quantum jumps, and spook action at a distance, all happen instantaneously. The "spooky action" between entangled particles is perhaps the best example that the world is not make *purely* of matter. How do you explain it in material terms? You can't! Two entangled electrons, separated by several light years, will affect each other instantaneously. Are you convinced yet?
    127. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1
      Not really. QM effects already figure into a vast array of engineering and scientific disciplines. QM is definitely making itself felt in electronics, nanotechnology, instrumentation, cryptography, chemistry, materials science, and many many others.

      Sorry, I misunderstood you. I thought you were talking about the success of classical physics.

      Incidentally, just what sort of people discovered and worked out QM in the first place?

      Well, I'm having a discussion that touches on this in another branch of this thread. I show there that many of the pioneers of QM, especially Schrödinger, were deeply influenced by eastern philosophy, and that their knowledge of those philosophy's allowed them to depart from the classical view of the world, and in Schrödinger's case, come up with the Schrödinger equation.
    128. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1
      I have no read that, but I do know, from listening to others who have read it, that it was in that very publication that he suggested the idea that consciousness causes quantum collapse. Here's an entry from the wiki:

      With the publication of Die Mathematische Grundlagen der Quantenmechanik, it was Von Neumann however who became the first person to hint that Quantum theory may imply an active role for consciousness in the process of reality creation. His followers Fritz London, Edmond Bauer, and Eugene Wigner boldly carried Von Neumann's argument to a claimed logical conclusion that consciousness created reality is the inevitable outcome of Von Neumann's picture of Quantum theory.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consciousness_causes_ collapse

      This idea falls in line perfectly with what has been said by virtually every single mystic that has ever lived (except of course they did not refer to 'quantum mechanics' because that name did not exist back then).

      Now, to drive the final stake into your already disintegrating arguments: to say as you have said, that it is mathematics that describes the ultimate reality, is simply false. That is to say, unless you consider Statistics to be Mathematics. The examples you have brought up, such as differential equations, etc. do not give you answers for where a quantum object is. They cannot, and never will. You can only give probabilities. And, finally, if you think that saying that "there's a 10% chance that the electron will be in this region" is even remotely an explanation for *why* that is so, well, you see that it is not. Mathematics, and even Statistics, does not explain the reasons for why the quantum world works the way it does. Certain ideas from eastern philosophy, on the other hand, provides an explanation that makes it all make sense. There are no more "paradoxes" when viewed in that manner, meaning, when you take the viewpoint that the fundamental "building blocks" of the universe is consciousness, then everything makes sense.

      Oh, and to quote myself from another branch in this thread:

      We both agree that matter behaves according to certain rules right? Such as, matter cannot travel faster than the speed of light in a vacuum. Well, quantum collapse, quantum jumps, and spook action at a distance, all happen instantaneously. The "spooky action" between entangled particles is perhaps the best example that the world is not make *purely* of matter. How do you explain it in material terms? You can't! Two entangled electrons, separated by several light years, will affect each other instantaneously. Are you convinced yet?
    129. Re:Poor solution by Golias · · Score: 1

      Is it just me or do I detect a hint of bitterness in that response?

      Yes. It's just you. ;)

      Well... then again, written text always tends to "sound" a lot more deliberate and serious than speaking. It's how flame-wars get started.

      So, no. Maybe it's not just you after all. But no, I'm not bitter either.

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    130. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      Please, don't bring Christianity into this. I'm not a big fan of it. ;-)

    131. Re:Poor solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just did explain it in material terms, and then you claim that you cannot explain it in material terms. You strike me as very confused. The "spooky action" is no more amaterial than gravity and electromagnetism.

    132. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      Hah! I now see what the problem is. You simply don't know much about physics, how else can you make such an uninformed statement? :-)

      "Spooky action" is indeed amaterial and has nothing in common with the way gravity and electromagnetism work. Did you know, for example, that gravity does not travel faster than the speed of light? If the sun were to disappear right now, our planet would continue orbiting around it for about 8 minutes. Same goes for E&M. E&M fields propagate at the speed of light. Spooky action, quantum collapse, and quantum jumps, on the other hand, happen instantaneously.

      Come back when you learn some more physics. ^_^

    133. Re:Poor solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Spooky action" is indeed amaterial and has nothing in common with the way gravity and electromagnetism work. Did you know, for example, that gravity does not travel faster than the speed of light? If the sun were to disappear right now, our planet would continue orbiting around it for about 8 minutes. Same goes for E&M. E&M fields propagate at the speed of light. Spooky action, quantum collapse, and quantum jumps, on the other hand, happen instantaneously.

      Ummm spare me the physics lesson; I wasn't trying to imply that spooky action was a field or anything like that, just that they are both material. You seem to be very fixated on instantanity (if that is a word). Can you explain me how "happening instantaneously" has any relevance whatsoever to being "amaterial"? Or are you playing semantic games?
    134. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      No semantic game, I assure you. Matter, material, etc. It must follow certain laws. For example, matter cannot be created nor destroyed. Stephen Hawking lost a bet on that one I think (he thought that matter was destroyed in a black hole). Next, as I have stated previously, matter, i.e. information, cannot travel faster than the speed of light, according to Einstein. This is a very well established law, and it has been tested countless times. So, therefore, if something happens instantaneously, it is obviously happening faster than the speed of light, and therefore it does not fall in the domain of matter. Is that convincing enough to you? Or do you plan on taking this argument up with Einstein?

    135. Re:Poor solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that you've actually clarified your definition of being "amaterial", I'm starting to understand you. And no, I have never had any interest in arguing with Einstein.

      This might not have been a semantic game, but in retrospect, it was all about semantics. Next time you discuss this with somebody, you may wish to take a step back and think about the terms that you use; I assure you that people have been contemplating a concept of the universe being material or amaterial long before QM was even conceived, and it is that definition that I was thinking of all along.

      Come to think about it, almost all of your posts in this entire thread have been misunderstood to some degree or another; in other words what people read is not what you were trying to convey. Its probably equally (if not more) frustrating for you when people seeming miss your point over and over. Just food for thought next time you compose an essay.

    136. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      Thanks, you're absolutely right. It's just very hard for me to constantly think about the way I'm using certain words and how they may be interpreted in different ways. I've noticed that most of the arguments I get into involve some form of misinterpretation or another. I will keep your words in mind the next time I write or say something "out of the ordinary". Thanks again! :-)

    137. Re:Poor solution by steve_bryan · · Score: 1

      I was just going to allow this noise to fade away but you really don't have a clue. I just can't leave it that way. You seem to have some quaint idea that physical reality must be essentially the same at every scale. If you can't make sense of an electron as just a very small billiard ball then physical theory is hopeless. Since you indicated you had admiration for Feynman here is a quote from his lectures that doesn't "prove" anything but it does provide his angle on this sort of subject:

      "It is therefore not fair to say that from the apparent freedom and indeterminacy of the human mind, we should have realized that classical "deterministic" physics could not ever hope to understand it, and to welcome quantum mechanics as a release from a "completely mechanistic" universe."

      Or earlier in the same chapter (38) the possibly more applicable quote:

      "Let us consider briefly some philosophical implications of quantum mechanics. As always, there are two aspects of the problem: one is the philosophical implication for physics, and the other is the extrapolation of philosophical matters to other fields. When philosophical ideas associated with science are dragged into another field, they are usually completely distorted."

      Again I don't pretend that quoting anyone's opinion can prove anything but it can be instructive depending on the experience of the person being quoted. Concerning your looney idea of human consciousness creates reality the really remarkable result of advances of the last century is that physical theory is much more odd than that. The idea you put forth isn't even wrong. It just doesn't address any of the important experiments and discoveries that have been made in the last fifty years. You seem to be stuck back in the early twentieth century before the invention of quantum electrodynamics extended quantum mechanics to cover electrodynamics and the even more recent extension to cover the weak and strong nuclear forces. The most important thing to take from this is that it still isn't over. For all of the glorious advances quantum theory is still not finished. It isn't time to engage in navel gazing and sloppy anthropomorphic bullshitting.

      As long as general relativity and quantum theory are in conflict they are both still broken. It isn't time to shut down the enterprise and start sloppy philosophizing. There is still work to be done. You need to take your goofy ideas (and that isn't really meant as an insult, more like a description and there are much goofier ideas that seem to provide considerable explanatory power such as virtual particles in QED) and do useful work with them like harmonizing Einstein's general relativity with quantum theory. Otherwise your ideas won't have any significance where it matters.

    138. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      You know what I agree with you 100%. I'm sorry if it sounded to you like I was advocating some interpretation of quantum mechanics and just leaving it at that, no, that's wasn't my intention. I was saying that quantum physicists should borrow a page from Schrödinger and consider using an eastern philosophical approach to understanding it, and thereby perhaps making even more progress in unifying QM and General Relativity.

      Kudos. :-)

    139. Re:Poor solution by itistoday · · Score: 1

      It seems like you are no exception to the countless number of people who have completely misinterpreted what I said.

      There is a very large difference between thirst for knowledge and thirst for material satisfaction. See if you can figure out which one I was referring to.

  53. Already there by cmeans · · Score: 1
    Aren't we already in space?

    I think what he means is we should be more dispersed through-out the universe. I whole-heartedly agree...and I'm compiling a list of who should be sent first :)

  54. Start Trek and Hawking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When Stephen Hawking made his guest appearance on Star Trek (TNG), he was given a tour of the set. The cast noticed he was chuckling when he was walked past the "warp core". When asked why, he said : "I'm working on it.".


    Well, he'd better hurry up. Without a decent propulsion system, we're going to be pretty well stranded here. Sure, we can lob a chunk of metal up and wait 5-15 years for it to get to some remote destination within our solar system but that is a far step from being able to create any sort of a permanent outpost. The only way we will be able to leave the bounds of the earth let alone our solar system will be with a yet-unknown propulsion system.

    1. Re:Start Trek and Hawking by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      The cast noticed he was chuckling when he was walked past the "warp core". When asked why, he said...

      ..."I've only just realised I never needed that chair"

  55. Re:Hawking demands it! -further elaboration by kansas1051 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dr. Hawking further elaborated on his suggestion that the space colonies include 10 women for every man:

    "Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature."

  56. This demand will look quaint in 20 years by DThorne · · Score: 1

    You know, I used to read a lot of sci-fi, I watched Trek, Firefly, and I have huge respect for Hawking's intellect, yadda yadda, but I'm starting to find these calls to colonize the stars "or else" to be off the mark. The fact of the matter is this, gang: we are fragile critters, sacks of water more or less, and we can only survive in an environment that exists only in very small portions of the universe - so small it's comparitively non-existent. This notion that we're going to piss around in city-sized spaceships, or "terraform" all these supposed M-class planets, just like in Aliens(kewl!), and spread all over the universe like a pock-marked trailer park, is just, well, it's just fantasy. *Fun* fantasy, make no mistake, but we're talking real life here. That means long term effects of living in weightlessness(physically and psychologically, we can't). Exceeding the speed of light(we can't). Terraforming(we're so far away from anything even theoretically possible that it's fantasy).

    I'm not suggesting we shouldn't explore. We will, it's in our nature. However, saying we need to get into space real soon cuz' we're on the cusp of nuclear/biological/environmental/terrorist related extinction is like telling a prehistoric cave dweller that they better start working on the theory of flying because that volcano is about to erupt.

    DT

    1. Re:This demand will look quaint in 20 years by Cheerio+Boy · · Score: 1

      You know, I used to read a lot of sci-fi, I watched Trek, Firefly, and I have huge respect for Hawking's intellect, yadda yadda, but I'm starting to find these calls to colonize the stars "or else" to be off the mark. The fact of the matter is this, gang: we are fragile critters, sacks of water more or less, and we can only survive in an environment that exists only in very small portions of the universe - so small it's comparitively non-existent. This notion that we're going to piss around in city-sized spaceships, or "terraform" all these supposed M-class planets, just like in Aliens(kewl!), and spread all over the universe like a pock-marked trailer park, is just, well, it's just fantasy. *Fun* fantasy, make no mistake, but we're talking real life here. That means long term effects of living in weightlessness(physically and psychologically, we can't). Exceeding the speed of light(we can't). Terraforming(we're so far away from anything even theoretically possible that it's fantasy).

      No offense but in 20 years I hope to find your statement here quaint.

      We humans have been going places we aren't supposed to be able to survive in for longer than I can recall and longer than our recorded history as well. Space is just one more place we're going that we're not supposed to be able to go to. When we're ready we'll settle there too. Hopefully that will be before we destroy ourselves.

      Just my 2 cents worth...

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      "Bah!" - Dogbert
    2. Re:This demand will look quaint in 20 years by fortunato · · Score: 1

      You live in a world where only about 100 years ago, give or take, horse and carriage was state of the art for personal travel, steam engine trains were revolutionary and now putting men on the moon and sending space probes that are still functioning to this day out of our solar system are 30 year old technology and you can sit there and say that city-sized spaceships or terraforming planets are fantastical ideas? Wow. I'm more of the mind that the only reason those things could be far away is because no one has seen a way to profit from it yet.

    3. Re:This demand will look quaint in 20 years by DThorne · · Score: 1

      That's my point - space *isn't* just one more place we're "not supposed to go". Unlike many of the explorers who left for possibly months or years into the "unknown", we're talking about something that is somewhat well known(at least in our backyard). The scale is known, the immediate problems are known, and we're so incredibly far away from knowing any answers to those problems, the notion that we have to get going before The Bomb goes off is simply absurb. That was what I was responding to, not the notion of exploration. I'm not saying don't go to Mars, I'm saying I'm tired of hearing pontification telling us "hurry up before it's too late!".

      DT

      P.S. for the record, I'd *love* my comments to be quaint in 20 years too, I simply seriously doubt it. NASA's having trouble just getting a crew in orbit and safely back to Earth on a regular basis.

    4. Re:This demand will look quaint in 20 years by RobbieGee · · Score: 1

      Just to reiterate the point of parent poster: I live in Norway. If it weren't for technology (fire counts as technology!), no human would be able to live here. We're native to Kenya and have very little fur. Yet, even during winter I can live a comfortable life and not be cold for even a single minute of my day.

      Over time, evolution will make life easier, such as when a mutation caused us to have white skin so we'd keep warm longer (even though it also meant taking longer to warm up in the first place).

      Why shouldn't we explore new areas to live?

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  57. Our other options? by Deluxe_247 · · Score: 1

    Let's see... Instead of leaving the earth (since some replies suggest that it isn't a very good idea and we would just ruin the Galaxy instead of Earth), lets find some other options...

    Being wiped out by natural disaster
    Immediate Risk: Moderate Low
    Long Term Risk: High (Global Warming? Sun failure?)
    Mitigation Plan: Sorry, Everyone dies (but hey, who cares right? This wont happen in our time! We should all have jobs in Washington D.C.!)

    Nuclear War / Engineered Virus
    Immediate Risk: Moderate High
    Long Term Risk: Moderate High
    Mitigation Plan: World Peace? pffttt. Hopefully us /.ers will all congregate to an Island and let everyone else perish, and we can then create a utopia led by CowboyNeal. Don't Forget that we'll still die from Natural Disasters or something we havn't thought of yet anyways!

    Other dangers we have not yet thought of
    Immediate Risk: Unknown
    Long Term Risk: Moderate High?
    Mitigation Plan: Can't really have one of these for something we havn't thought of yet.

    So we are going to eventually die anyways - the bottom line is we either take steps now to ensure the continual survival of our Great^1000 Grandchildren, or we become even more selfish than we already are, steal the last bit of life from this planet, and then just wither away and perish. Of course, if thats the case why wait? Let's engineer that virus or start that Nuclear war now.

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    1. Re:Our other options? by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

      Hopefully us /.ers will all congregate to an Island and let everyone else perish, and we can then create a utopia led by CowboyNeal.

      It would be a true democracy where everyone had a say in politics, but we'd only listen to people that were +10 mod legislative. People who fall into negative Kharma will be kicked off the island each week.

  58. LOL, liberal draws strength from his *daughter* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe she changes his diapers and puts him to beddy-bye every night too?

    Freaking limpwristic loser, go hide under a rock while adults secure the freedom of the Western World, whimpy little cry-baby.

    1. Re:LOL, liberal draws strength from his *daughter* by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Oh right, securing freedom by spying, intimidation, and indefinite imprisonment without trial. Go back to the Dark Ages.

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  59. Re:Only if you care about the future of humanity.. by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are good reasons, other than colonisation, for expansion into space: some of them potentially helping with the survival of earth. If we can move dirty manuafacturing, mining activities and some food production into space, the pressure on our own ecology will become much less severe.

  60. Dupe! by ElMiguel · · Score: 1

    Ok, not really. But how come Slashdot didn't report it when I said the same thing? ;)

  61. Humans say Hawkings must walk first. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

    Humans say Hawkings must walk first.

    Space? Lets cure cancer, Aids, Psoriasis, Diabetes, Poverty....

    Then we space...

  62. Is there anyway I choose who goes into space? by ACK!! · · Score: 1

    You know I got a shitlist of people that I love to see shot off into the vacuum of space.

    Oh colonization RTFA first I guess.

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  63. Why do we need to leave? by pjhenley · · Score: 1

    If the earth becomes uninhabitable, it will likely resemble a foreign planet anyways. If we really can survive on an inhospitable planet far away, then we can certainly survive once ours becomes inhospitable. If we leave, it has to be either because our planet is going to be destroyed, or because we've discovered some planet almost exactly like earth. We know that planet will have to be far away, so it seems that we'll either need near-lightspeed travel or the construction of a giant Noah's-ark-like ship. Both of these being far off in the distance, and the effects of spaceflight on man being fairly well-explored, I don't see why we can't do all the research needed either on earth or with unmanned craft.

  64. Re:Ahh, yes, this always works so well by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Previous human migrations were driven by less, ahh, altruistic motivations. Survival, distaste for the status quo, better living, things like that.

    And what part of wanting your offspring (or theirs, etc) to actually live and carry on your culture is "altruistic?" For most of us, that's exactly the opposite. It's completely, rationally seflish. We want what we build to last and improve. And you don't build large systems without redundancy, that's all. And the thirst for some adventure and a challenge is hardly "altruism." You want altruism? That would be killing yourself to free up some resources for somebody else so they don't have to work as hard. Except, a fat lot of good that does if a giant meteor smacks into your resources.

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  65. Aliens Cringe at the thought by lymond01 · · Score: 1

    Not to be a wet blanket on the whole "Survival of the human race" thing, but are we worth it? It seems that just about every other creature on this planet lives in harmony with each other and nature in general. Humans overpopulate, pave over, and drain natural resources. We're not in the cycle of nature, it seems, and given that, how can we expect to survive long term, unless we either drastically change our way of living and our approach towards nature, or just keep spreading out, like Mr. Smith's analogy of a virus.

    Just seems that humans aren't playing by the rules - we grow in population out of proportion to what the environment can withstand. Great for our survival over other species in the short term, but bad for our survival in the long term, as nothing can sustain us for very long.

    Go into space? I guess...but to what end? Whose end?

    1. Re:Aliens Cringe at the thought by gnuLNX · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter to what end. Our people (species) is genetically evolved to survive at all costs...in fact all life everywhere in the universe is and will be. That's just the way life is.

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    2. Re:Aliens Cringe at the thought by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      Sure, but where's the human compassion? We're the evolutionary equivalent to a Chevy Suburban in a petting zoo. Can't we survive without taking everything down on the way?

    3. Re:Aliens Cringe at the thought by gnuLNX · · Score: 1

      No...but the good news is humans aren't nearly destructive enough to destroy the entire universe...yet.

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  66. You forgot to mention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  67. Let's find a new place by Britz · · Score: 1

    We have almost used up earth. So we should quickly find a new place where we can drive our SUVs and be undisturbed by little children begging for food.

  68. A couple points of disagreement by localman · · Score: 1

    While I think that exploring and colonizing space are cool, here are a couple reasons I don't really agree with Hawking:

    I'm always sceptical of the idea of superpathogens. I mean, are we claiming suddenly that we can engineer more successful bacteria than millions of years of evolution? I haven't seen any evidence of that. Sure, there will be dangerous pathogens created, by us and by natural selection, over the next millennium. But it's highly unlikely that any of them would wipe out the human race. Rather, they'd decimate us and we would adapt. Not a pretty picture, but not the end of humanity. Besides, I don't see how getting off the planet helps this: we'll bring pathogens with us and who knows how they'll mutate in their new environment.

    Moving to space is hard. No, really: we haven't even mastered the technology to live underwater on our own planet for indefinite periods of time. Or to live in a self sustaining way in other harsh environments indefinitely. Like the dessert, tundra, or the top of Mt. Everest. And these are many many orders of magnatude easier than living in space or on another planet. We are so tied to our environment we could almost qualify as parasites. Yet we fancy oursleves as these standalone creatures. But any steps we've taken away from our environment involve some type of major life support tethering us back to our host. Of course with enough time and resources this could be overcome, but I think this would be far more difficult than just addressing the problems Hawking is worried about directly. Escaping the planet is a nice dream, but it's not a practical backup plan.

    The stuff he's talking about is all stuff we can adapt to more easily than we could escape from, or in the case of pathogens, can't escape from at all. So while I think humanity should keep it's eyes on the stars, it's not a bad idea to make sure the homestead is running well first.

    Cheers.

  69. We need a 'B' Ark by 97cobra · · Score: 0

    We can get rid of all the marketing people, ad executives, middle managers, telephone sanitizers......

  70. I'm out of my league by Carnage+Pants · · Score: 1

    I don't know much about space and colonization, but I do know that Hawking's nurse is hot.

  71. Space is not the escape by DanHibiki · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's is little point in escapint to space. After all space and time will collapse within 3,000 Zillion years(aprox.) anyway. You're just delaying innevitability. What we really need to plan is an escape from this doomed dimention!

    1. Re:Space is not the escape by cachorro · · Score: 1

      Actually, I will be escaping from this dimension shortly after my 70th birthday. My children will be following some twenty or so years thereafter.

      I'm not sure I will be able to take my little dog with me, though.

    2. Re:Space is not the escape by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      Um...have some patience will ya! We need to get into space first before we can start reengineering the collapse of the universe so that it serves our needs. At the very least we'll need to manipulate large amounts of matter, probably a few billion galaxies or so, to have the influence we need. We're not going to figure out how to do that while sitting on our asses on Earth.

      --
      Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
    3. Re:Space is not the escape by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      I'm still struggling to escape from my doomed dementia.

    4. Re:Space is not the escape by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      we're growing our asses until they have enough mass to control space-time. Hours of daily Reality TV and junk food, take your asscheeks of destiny into your own sweaty pudgy mits!

  72. Re:Only if you care about the future of humanity.. by Bendy+Chief · · Score: 1

    This will sound quite negative of me, but in a sense, you're right. Spreading humanity's seed across the solar system/galaxy is only a priority if you have decided that human existence is instrinsically valuable enough to justify such an upheaval. Objectively viewed, there's nothing particular to recommend humanity as opposed to any other hypothetical sentient life, barring some species-specific traits or subjective societal constructs.

    In simpler terms, it's not poorly thought of to be cognizant of your own mortality. Therefore, isn't it also worthwhile to be willing to accept the mortality of your own species? Do people feel the need to identify so strongly with their species that they'd be unwilling to allow its passing?

    Not that I'm philosophically opposed to space travel. :-)

  73. That won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The colony will never get off the ground.

    The robots will create the new colony...with blackjack...and hookers! In fact, they'll forget the colony and the blackjack!

  74. ObBabylon5: by ahmusch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Season 1, Episode 4: Infection http://www.midwinter.com/lurk/countries/us/guide/0 04.html

    Reporter: "After all that you've just gone through, I have to ask you the same question a lot of people back home are asking about space these days. Is it worth it? Should we just pull back, forget the whole thing as a bad idea, and take care of our own problems, at home?"

    Sinclair: "No. We have to stay here, and there's a simple reason why. Ask ten different scientists about the environment, population control, genetics - and you'll get ten different answers. But there's one thing every scientist on the planet agrees on: whether it happens in a hundred years, or a thousand years, or a million years, eventually our sun will grow cold, and go out. When that happens, it won't just take us, it'll take Marilyn Monroe, and Lao-tsu, Einstein, Maruputo, Buddy Holly, Aristophanes - all of this. All of this was for nothing, unless we go to the stars."

    1. Re:ObBabylon5: by Cheerio+Boy · · Score: 1

      Season 1, Episode 4: Infection

      Reporter: "After all that you've just gone through, I have to ask you the same question a lot of people back home are asking about space these days. Is it worth it? Should we just pull back, forget the whole thing as a bad idea, and take care of our own problems, at home?"

      Sinclair: "No. We have to stay here, and there's a simple reason why. Ask ten different scientists about the environment, population control, genetics - and you'll get ten different answers. But there's one thing every scientist on the planet agrees on: whether it happens in a hundred years, or a thousand years, or a million years, eventually our sun will grow cold, and go out. When that happens, it won't just take us, it'll take Marilyn Monroe, and Lao-tsu, Einstein, Maruputo, Buddy Holly, Aristophanes - all of this. All of this was for nothing, unless we go to the stars."


      If I had mod points you'd have them in an instant!

      In my opinion this is the attitude that has to be taken about this subject. To stay is to definitely die off while to go is to preserve as much as we can of our species.

      Though admittedly going by the B5 comment if all we have to worry about is the sun going out we have plenty of time. Unfortunately due to planetary history such as meteor strikes, pollution, war, etc. we have far far less time than that.

      Again, only my opinion...

      --

      "Bah!" - Dogbert
    2. Re:ObBabylon5: by halfcuban · · Score: 1
      "When that happens, it won't just take us, it'll take Marilyn Monroe, and Lao-tsu, Einstein, Maruputo, Buddy Holly, Aristophanes - all of this. All of this was for nothing, unless we go to the stars."
      No it's not. Something isn't for nothing just because it doesn't last forever and live on eternally. I have to wonder about people who subscribe to such a perspective and how much they must fear death and the void that comes with it. Does it scare you (universal you) so much that you have to cling to the possibility of being written down in history books and the gaining of fame? People fear death, myself included, but it does not make me want to strive to "leave a mark" on an arbitrary and capricious record that people themselves have written to pat themselves on the back.
    3. Re:ObBabylon5: by tmortn · · Score: 1

      Eh I would say this sentiment has less to do with fear of death and more with the fear of a lack of meaning for life. You pish posh the memory of man and yet to our knowledge thus far it is the only record of things past. Yes perhaps it is silly to worry about whether or not you will make ink in the history books. But at the same time it is that silly notion of memory that drives folks to action. Economic rules and regulations to stave off another great depression. Forward thinking technologies to seperate our power needs from a limited supply that has reached practical limits and will run out. The list goes on. History is more than immortalization of any single individuals deeds. We could care less for the name/face ascociated with it. We care about what happend because of how it helps us in the future. We struggle to make the hard times and lessons of those before serve a purpose. And yes in the midst of it folks get remembered when they are the lucky ones in the right place... or with the right followers... at the right time to advance the story forward a little more.

      --
      I don't ask you to be me. I only ask you not expect me to be you.
    4. Re:ObBabylon5: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree with the main point, the Sun going out is a pretty bad example. It won't happen for 5 billion years. That's a lot of time. The chance of us surviving here on Earth when the Sun going out starts to be a concern is nill. I heard someone say that it may be 5 billion years but Earth will become uninhabatble becouse the Sun's energy output would increase. Well, if you think that, you're not getting it. 5 billion or 1 billion years, it doesn't matter. Let's say there's a 50 percent chance we destroy ourselves completely in every 20 thousand years (say that's how much we need to get another shot in case of a near miss, starting all over again). So the chance of humans being around in one billion years is 2 to the power of 50.000 to 1 against. That's comparable to the chance of hitting the jackpot on the lottery. Every single week for 40 years, that is.

      Even if we do colonize the galaxy I don't think the human race will survive for nearly as long as our sun. Not becouse it will change into something else (it may before that something else disappears too). Humans along with their decendants/creations, our ideas, even our monuments will be long gone and forgotten. As well as plenty of others, most of whom will have never known about us. If anything space teaches us to be humble. Let's not be arrogant and think we'll be here till the end of Time.

  75. danger, Steve Hawking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..."such as sudden global warming, nuclear war, a genetically engineered virus or other dangers we have not yet thought of." ...or getting your wheelchair stuck in a pothole in the middle of rush hour traffic.

  76. Hawking is grasping at ideas now... by Jack9 · · Score: 1

    It's fairly apparent he's just saying things to get noticed at this point. The more sane approach would be to focus on improving humanity. Genetically enhancing intelligence and space adaptations (or harsh environment) are infinitely more plausible and more constructive than throwing around the idea that world governments are competent enough to make stable colonies, without a fundamental shift in human evolution.

    Simplified, work on making smart people first. Worry about expansion AFTER that.

    --

    Often wrong but never in doubt.
    I am Jack9.
    Everyone knows me.
  77. MC Hawking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He just wants to get out there to fight all those aliens... Being the Quakemaster and all.

    1..2..1..2..1..2..3..Fight!

  78. How is this even news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't Ralph Cramden offer to send his wife to the moon almost every night?

  79. article left out picture of his nurse by LM741N · · Score: 1

    Check out the MSNBC.com version of the story. He and his nurse remind me of the old Benny Hill show. I guess if you're stuck in a wheelchair, you may as well enjoy yourself.

    1. Re:article left out picture of his nurse by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hello nurse! I have a feeling that the "spongebath" button on his synthesizer is very well-worn...

      --
      Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
    2. Re:article left out picture of his nurse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here's the link.

  80. Land Tax by Baldrson · · Score: 1
    The basic way to drive space settlement is land taxation (probably with a subsistence exemption for homesteaders) ala Henry George who, not coincidentally, was the most widely read political economist during the expansion of carrying capacity through cultuvlation of the American west.

    Milton Friedman endorsed this form of taxation as the least distorting. The reason is that it is a tax on economic rent, which is to say, the portion of profit that is unnecessary for bringing a particular asset into its current use.

    What happens when you start taxing economic rent instead of economic activity is that marginal assets are brought into production -- the most marginal of assets being at the frontier.

  81. We've only got 5 billion years to figure it out by kozmonaut · · Score: 1

    Give or take a billion... before the sun exhausts its supply of hydrogen and becomes a Red Giant, bringing Earth's temperature to Fahrenheit 2,000 and perhaps even engulfing us. Earth either evaporates, or at best turns into a hot version of Mercury. I'd like to be on Titan or Neptune by that time, thanks.

    Given that we've only evolved from bacteria to humans in as much time, I'd say we better start working on the problem, as it's unlikely we'll evolve our way to other planets.

  82. the Golden Path by the_tsi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    By (repeatedly) suppressing humans' ability to travel in space for the past ~20 years, this has promoted a deep desire to disperse into the cosmos, thus guaranteeing the survival of the race. It was all part of the Golden Path, and now we will enter the Scattering.

  83. Go Hairless Apes! Go Hairless Apes! by AmazingRuss · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    USA! USA! USA!

  84. um, fusion bombs aren't new by mnemonic_ · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teller-Ulam_design

    The solution has been around for 50 years.

    1. Re:um, fusion bombs aren't new by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Did you read his comment? He said a fusion bomb without a fission trigger. The article you quote says in the caption of the illustration "a fission bomb uses radiation to compress and heat a separate section of fusion fuel."

  85. Because the universe doesn't care either way. by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But why should an individual care about whether or not the drama of humanity continues? For instance, if we permit let every person who currently lives to live out a natural and good life, and somehow do so without creating any new people, would that be acceptable?

    Because a hardwired, nihilistic, self-destructive (self, including species as self) outlook wouldn't have allowed us to get this far, genetically. The very traits that allow us to nurture offspring that take years to develop simply require us to look at the big picture, and to cherish the future. And to make that more workable, we develop cultures that are built around generational continuity and hope. Anything less than that is a sort of cultural insanity and requires a truly loony willing suspension of disbelief (see 70-virgins-if-I-blow-myself-up-in-a-Zbarro, childish "rapture" fantasies, and related examples).

    We're generally wired to get a warm and fuzzy feeling from passing along our culture and protecting our little broods. Remove that, and you're not going to have people, as a whole, living out a "good" life.

    Reaching out to or making other livable environments (as in, off-world) is just as rational as clearing the bear out of the cave you need to shelter your tribe. Just as rational as using that bear's hide to keep your little naked ape-like offspring warm through the ice age. It's silly to ask if we "deserve" to survive... survival is deserved by rationally taking advantage of the fact that we exist at all. There is no meaning in anything, otherwise. Since we make the meaning in our lives, we decide if we're worth surving or not. The universe doesn't give a crap one way or the other.

    --
    Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    1. Re:Because the universe doesn't care either way. by Frightening · · Score: 1

      You should look a little more into nihilism.
      You seem to understand that while there is no logical universal reason (or meaning) for the human race to continue, people seem pressed to keep those genes alive.

      What you're missing is that the "warm and fuzzy feeling" you refer to is no more than an instinctive emotion - an accumulation of millions of years of mutation upon arbitrary physiological mutation. There is absolutely no significance to this feeling to the intelligent agnostic.

      Depressing, no?

      -A

    2. Re:Because the universe doesn't care either way. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      What you're missing is that the "warm and fuzzy feeling" you refer to is no more than an instinctive emotion - an accumulation of millions of years of mutation upon arbitrary physiological mutation. There is absolutely no significance to this feeling to the intelligent agnostic.

      Sure there is. Emotions, especially ones that are felt in reaction to complex circumstances (those beyond the average flight-or-fight type stuff) are low-level indicators of how something is registering against your personal values. Some of that stuff is BIOS-level, but most of it is learned. If you're raised in a culture that values something (of if you spend a lot of time contemplating what you value, if it means deducing those things logically), that thing's propogation, continuance, celebration, or very existence is a source of value - and thus triggers the response.

      I find value in creating more of what I find to be valuable. I get emotional pleasure from establishing circumstances in which those things are reinforced (including things like helping younger people to see things the same way, etc). The emotional pleasure is a by-product of my value system - which is, as best as I can manage, derived entirely from the simple fact that I exist. Looking to the universe or an outside entity for some affirmation is certainly pointless. But that isn't depressing - it's simply value-neutral. Like gavity or the weather.

      --
      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    3. Re:Because the universe doesn't care either way. by Frightening · · Score: 1

      No.

      You're trying to say that the inherent complexity in psychological processes - namely those involved in "complex circumstances" - lends purpose to them owing to the fact that they may not be directly related to instinct.

      But that's like saying Java is not a programming language because you can't see the opcodes.

      You will realise that even those "value-systems" that are handed down artificially through culture are developed (and maintained) as part of the normal operation of survival mechanisms that are inevitably linked to biology, hence chemistry and ultimately (meaningless) physical reality. What you see as value derived from utility is nothing more than instinct in disguise - you benefit from creating more of this "happy circumstance" all in the interest of either survival, or another (equally meaningless) principle that arbitrarily engraved itself into your psychology.

      The hopelessness of existensialism and similar lines of thought lies in the fact that you INSTINCTIVELY wish to survive, and so are trying to find reasons why that would be of some purpose...yet the only reason you have this disposition is a movement of a piece of rock 10 million years back, or a cold breeze, or the precise temperature created by innumerable haphazardous and unrelated environmental reactions at one point in your evolutionary history.

      The brave agnostic, therefore, cannot escape the meaningless nature of his (or any other's) existence, and cannot argue for the correctness of staying alive any more than he can for the incorrectness of dying immediately.

      And that is depressing, no?

    4. Re:Because the universe doesn't care either way. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      You're trying to say that the inherent complexity in psychological processes - namely those involved in "complex circumstances" - lends purpose to them owing to the fact that they may not be directly related to instinct.

      That's not what I'm trying to say, or actually saying. All emotional responses are complex in the sense that they involve a high-level processing of perception, comparison of the perceptions to a good/bad scorecard of sorts (built in part on lower-level threat/pack/relationship instincts, but expanded through experience as one grows and gains perspective and subtlety) and then the symphony of physiological signals that tend to get more intense as a function of the urgency of the circumstances. An emotional response to a well-written chapter of a good book is a pretty high-level thing. An emotional response to watching your child saved from falling out a window still requires lots of processing, but hits a more primitive piece of the brain.

      The hopelessness of existensialism and similar lines of thought lies in the fact that you INSTINCTIVELY wish to survive, and so are trying to find reasons why that would be of some purpose...

      Nope. One does not "find" meaning, one creates it. The difference is enormous.

      And that is depressing, no?

      And thus, no, it is not. The "brave" person (since you use that word) is the one that has the courage and clarity of thought to create meaning where there is none. The coward cannot find it in himself to do so (nor, perhaps, can someone with damaged or stunted cognitive skills), and either borrows it from someone else (and simply goes through the motions), or deals with the lack of meaning through irrational, and often self-destructive behavior.

      I find your decision to use the word "agnostic," and your attempt to show me the ultimately unhappy consequences of living in a godless universe that doesn't paternally watch my actions and weigh them... to be, well, a pretty weak intro to some prostelatizing, methinks. Won't work!

      --
      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    5. Re:Because the universe doesn't care either way. by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Glad to see you guys are game for the conversation I was trying to start. :)

    6. Re:Because the universe doesn't care either way. by Frightening · · Score: 1

      I won't go much further, as you have misunderstood my intentions. This is in no way a structured argument to believing in God. Rather, I wanted to show that some nihilist understading of the universe is not only more profound than the original parent seems to have understood, but in fact unanswerable given an entirely athiest disposition.

      I must point out though that your final words on finding the "courage" to "create" purpose - or meaning - prove my argument was actually well directed. Meaning does not exist, you have to make it up. This is not courage at all, but a lack of both imagination and courage to face reality.
      Again: We (as organisms) originated as a result of an accident, developed by way of mutation and are what we are as a result of innumerable coincidental events that have no direction - let alone meaning - altogether. Everything in us, every single electric signal jolting through our neurons right now, is to no end.

      That may mean death is just as logical a choice as just pulling yourself out of bed another day, and it may also mean embracing a nihilist/hedonist hybrid approach (where one just lives to attain pleasure/utility, while understanding the lack of ultimate purpose) can be an option.

  86. Space exploration = waste of my tax dollars by darjen · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I don't have a problem with human space colonization, but I do have a problem with the government using my stolen tax dollars to fund it. Perhaps Hawking should start his own space colonization company if he really thinks this is important. Otherwise, please keep your grimy hands out of my wallet!

    1. Re:Space exploration = waste of my tax dollars by alfs+boner · · Score: 1
      I don't have a problem with human space colonization, but I do have a problem with the government using my stolen tax dollars to fund it.

      Well, that's too fucking bad 'cause no one is asking you.

      :)

      When Dr. Stephen Hawking speaks, the world fucking listens. And if he says we have to use some of "your" "stolen" tax dollars(like how I put quotes around the word 'your?' 'cause it isn't really "your" money! XD), hell, if he thinks the government needs to "steal" some more tax money from your parsimonious bitch ass, guess who's opinion we won't be asking?

      Sincerely,

      -society

      XD

      --
      Listen p*ssy. I'm sure your the same homo that posted earlier about alf's boner and you just want to remain anonymous fo
    2. Re:Space exploration = waste of my tax dollars by darjen · · Score: 1

      It is quite unfortunate that you, as well as many others, have no respect for someone's property. Yes, that money is mine. I earned it with my own two hands. If you don't like it, too fuckin bad. And guess what, nobody is asking you either. Or any of the other hundreds of posters on this story for that matter. :)

      guess who's opinion we won't be asking?

      Obviously it must be yours.

  87. Better learn to make my intentions understood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure whether you intended that to mean :"We'd better learn quickly how to travel to other galaxies", or "We'd better learn how to travel at high velocity to other galaxies". :-)

  88. Re:Only if you care about the future of humanity.. by gnuLNX · · Score: 1

    With all do respect I believe that the universe has enough room for billions of sentient species to expand.

    --
    what?
  89. Re:Only if you care about the future of humanity.. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Do people feel the need to identify so strongly with their species that they'd be unwilling to allow its passing?

    Yes.

    --
    "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
  90. What about the engineering by 1984 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem with sending animals is that you have to send a functioning biosphere along with whatever creature you send into space. That's a big technical challenge, and for people it's a tradeoff between discomfort and the smartness of the machines against the smartness of the people. For animals, assume that they can't really contribute anything to the (meta) running of the biosphere. If you give them grass they can crap on it and all, but they won't be picking up a wrench to fix a broken water recycling plant or irrigation system. Also, for any significant duration your're talking about an environment where the significant input is energy. No "food enough for three days" but a system that'll continue to provide as long as it receives energy.

    I'm guessing that it's more complex to set up an animal-supporting artificial biosphere in space than one to support humans.

    1. Re:What about the engineering by silentbozo · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that it's more complex to set up an animal-supporting artificial biosphere in space than one to support humans.

      The flip side of this is that if we're able to build a bullet-proof biosphere, then we can take earth wherever we go. Power up a couple of fission (hopefully one day fusion) reactors, grab a huge ice asteroid for reaction mass, and take a tour of the universe. Hell, if we have enough reaction mass, we could accelerate at 1G, torch-ship style, flip the ship over and deccelerate at 1G.

      Who needs a planet?

    2. Re:What about the engineering by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Hell, if we have enough reaction mass, we could accelerate at 1G, torch-ship style, flip the ship over and deccelerate at 1G.
      Who needs a planet?

      Perhaps one day we will develop the technology to move solar systems.

      Who needs a ship?

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  91. But Al said we only have 10 years... by kozmonaut · · Score: 1

    Hawking must have just watched Al Gore's movie!

  92. Umm, no thanks. by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
    "Perhaps we need to accept species death..."

    Umm, you accept it all you want. The rest of us would like to carry on as far as we can, thanks.

    Seriously, once we as a species accept that, then we all may as well just commit mass suicide and be done with it.

    /P

    --
    Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
  93. Mod parent +1 Douglas Adams reference by neuro.slug · · Score: 1

    nothing to see here, move along...

  94. Sorry, Mr. Hawking by KermodeBear · · Score: 1

    With all due respect, life has been on this planet for millions of years. I can't see that changing any time soon. Have there been deadly viral outbreaks? Yup. Life survived. Have there been dramatic climactic shifts? Yup. The north pole used to be a tropical paradise. But Life survived. Humans aren't as biologically adaptable as other creatures, but I think that given our current state of technology we can survive pretty well even if some big disaster does happen.

    And even if we don't - so what? The universe doesn't care if we're here or not and we won't be around to complain about it anyways.

    --
    Love sees no species.
  95. But more importantly... by bookbits · · Score: 2, Funny

    He and his daugther are writing a children's book.

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    The real choice is liberty versus control. -- Bruce Schneier
  96. Grey Goo shell, with a delicious Pink Goo center.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always assumed that if humans do manage to get interplanetary with it, our power needs will increase massively, and our odds of running into another sentient species would eventually occur. Since we'd prolly send our robots first, we should not only investigate areas for potential threats/allies, but also have the first contacting bot set up a swiss army style energy plant, providing many different energy sources, whether electrical, organic, or nano-builders. If we can get other civilizations hooked on our power sources, we'd already have a major diplomatic "in", which would hopefully help us avoid inadvertant destruction of our species, as well as those we contact.

    Perhaps it would be more polite if we simply twiddled our thumbs 'til the earth's doomsday, rather than conquer the universe and spoil the fun for other yet to be evolved species. Oh wait, that IS our plan!!!

    Has anyone ever run the numbers on how long it would take for humans to conquer and consume all of the resources in our solar system, galaxy, or universe? Such a figure would by no means account for all variables, but it's always fun to misinterpret statistics, so I hope somebody will give it a go, if it's not been done already...

  97. Easier sites for backup by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    I don't think that preservation of the human species requires colonization of the Moon or Mars. The disasters mentioned (global warming, nuclear war, disease) wouldn't actually destroy the Earth, just the surface ecosystem. It takes a lot more than that to destroy this 13,000 km rock, like a collision with a Moon-sized body or the death of the Sun (about 4 billion years from now).

    If you want to preserve a few humans, it would be far easier to make a self-sustained colony at the bottom of the ocean or in mines deep below the surface. Power could be provided by a nuclear reactor or geothermal source. A large cavern within the Earth would likely be more hospitable than a glass dome on the surface of Mars, especially considering the dangers of solar radiation.

    How would we decide who to save as the nucleus of mankind? It could easily be accomplished with a computer. And a computer could be set and programmed to accept factors from youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross section of necessary skills. Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh? There would be much time, and little to do. But ah with the proper breeding techniques and a ratio of say, ten females to each male, I would guess that they could then work their way back to the present gross national product within say, twenty years. [1]

    Now if your talking about settling an Earth-like planet in another solar system, that's another story. But it'll take a long time to get there, probably too long to happen in my lifetime. Personally, I'd rather spend my years in a well-stocked mine shaft than a cramped spaceship.

    AlpineR

  98. I'm tired of a lot of the viewpoints here by Runefox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People keep saying that the human race is fundamentally evil, is doomed to annihilate itself, all those lovely things, and yet the human race has thrived and advanced so far in such a short amount of time (even just one hundred years ago, things like cathode ray tubes, plastics, and any number of modern-day polymers were unthinkable). The very fact that people are aware of the problems we as a species have created means that humanity, at its very core, is not entirely as bad as some of its members make it out to be. It's inevitable, however, that something will happen someday that will threaten the existence of mankind - It happened with the dinosaurs, unless you're one of those people who believe the Earth is 4,000 years old.

    Maybe it isn't feasible to go to space now, but if we, as a species, come together to pool our resources to create interstellar travel or indeed any kind of feasible, long-term space flight, we could just pull it off in a few generations. Things like cancer research, AIDS research, and research into creating more efficient and environmentally-friendly ways of life would all continue on while the project is underway; The world wouldn't stand still for a few centuries while such a project is put in motion. In fact, it could be considered as top priority in the research required for such a thing, since in order for a colony to be sustainable, it must have a higher standard of health than we've ever known, and it must be composed almost entirely of renewable resources. It would require a renewable source of food, a renewable power source, renewable water sources, a renewable source of oxygen, a renewable crew (both robotic and human), military/policing forces, skilled workers, a large surplus of parts and materials to fashion new parts, sufficient fuel to reach its projected destination (preferably with excess), medical services, entertainment services, and so on. It would have to be, in and of itself, capable of functioning as a country on Earth might, with the added disadvantage of the inability to perform trade (and so requiring a mass surplus of supplies).

    I think Hawking is one of the greatest people of our time, and I also think that he's dead-on about this particular issue. However, I also think that wider-scale marine colonization would probably be a better place to start this venture than the Moon or Mars. If we can successfully live day-to-day life in an underwater environment for extended periods of time, with high degrees of external pressure, then it's entirely possible to live in space, where the opposite is true. The preparations for such space travel are right here on Earth; We just need to use it, and I'm sure the extra habitable space wouldn't go unused.

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  99. Dumb things said by brilliant people by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
    Finally, Stephen Hawking has weighed in.

    Albert Einstein: "God does not gamble"
    Stephen Hawking: "Humans must colonize space or be wiped out"

    May the ignorant hordes interpret them as they wish.

  100. Do you know where your towel is? by ironring2006 · · Score: 1

    Because you never know when you're going to have to flag down a ship and hitch yourself a ride when the Vogons come in to make way for that new galactic bypass.

  101. Example of irony by Dot+Solipsism · · Score: 1

    e.g.: A guy who can't get out of a wheelchair telling everyone the we need to go into space.

    - - - - -

    I'm only kidding. I think Hawking is one of the greatest minds of our time. If he says we need to take valiant steps to colonize then we need to do it.

  102. From a ???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    My friend, I practice Buddhism. I do not consider myself to be a "Buddhist" because I cannot live up to the Eight Fold Path. But, you sir, have expressed something awesome in so few little words that it warrants the title of "Zen Master".

    Kudos! There are those of use here who appreciate what you've said - greatly!

    1. Re:From a ???? by itistoday · · Score: 1

      Thanks!

  103. Physics of Immortality by Rorian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't suppose anyone has read this book?

    It's fairly hefty on the physics details, but it does go into some interesting details about not only how humans, or at least sentient spacecraft capable of reproducing themselves need to be sent out by the human race pronto, if we want to have any chance of becomming immortal. I haven't read the book in a long time now, so I'm a little light on details but I can see how Hawking could be on the same wavelength (branching out to preserve the human race)

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  104. Don't Panic, but.... by cryptomancer · · Score: 1

    ...the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through our star system, and our planet is one of those scheduled for demolition! All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display in the local planning department on Alpha Centauri for nearly fifty years! For heaven's sake, it's only four light years away you know. I'm sorry, but if you can't be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that's your own lookout.

    I'm grabbing my towel and sticking out my thumb.

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  105. Is he realy talking about the human race? by houghi · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me he is realy talking about the human civilisation and not so much the human race. Unless there is an accident that destroys the complete earth, some people will survive.

    If it is a virus, the people on 'colonies' will also be infected and die, because there will be some interaction between us. If not, then over time there will be two species, humans and colonians.

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  106. We shall continue to colonize, more like. by v3xt0r · · Score: 0

    Who's to say that we didn't colonize earth, from some other planet, XX million years ago?

    I actually agree with him, sort of, although the current state of 'reality' will most likely prevent the outcome of such imaginative forward-thinking, as it usually does. =/

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  107. You must be one unhappy person by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

    While the things you describe (consumerism, living for the future, etc) may happen to some in Western cultures, it's by no means universal. Neither I nor most of my friends live this kind of life, and while there are certainly a lot of Americans living the unexamined life, there are certainly plenty who do not.

    In any event, most of your vaunted cultures pursuing "Eastern philosophy" have succumbed to the lure of the chance to escape living short lives in dirty hovels with unclean drinking water and no hope of leisure time. Whatever else you may say about Western civ, the technological progress it has enabled has pushed the standard of living higher in much of the world, and stands poised to help out the rest of the world too. Neither technology nor economics is a zero-sum game.

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  108. Terraforming by LCValentine · · Score: 1

    While I am far from being an astro-bio-physiologist, I'm surprised nobody with an inkling of sci-fi knowledge has mentioned terraforming. I'm certain that biologists have seem more than a few times when a plant has been put somewhere it wasn't and reformed the area chemically, physically, etc. (Consider customs laws) The point being, yes, we should colonate other planets, no, humans probably shouldn't be the first thing to do so, the animal(s) selected would be given their best chances via plantlife and the many effects that they can provide: Oxygen and food are the primaries. The residual effects of breathable Oxygen in the atmosphere lead to a living environment similar to our own, possibly changing the global temperature and bringing out other necessities (Got water?). In other news, there's a company right now using those Bucky molecules we all know and love to try creating the first space elevator. Recently, they achieved a 1500 ft vertical shaft "weighted" up by a balloon.

  109. I, for one by jeddak · · Score: 1

    ...welcome our new theoretical physicist overlord.

  110. It's possible! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, some of that's exaggerated, and some of it ain't. All those moons -- just like the central planets, they're as close to Earth-That-Was as we could make 'em: atmosphere, gravity and such, but... Once they're terraformed, they'll dump settlers on there with nothing but blankets and hatchets and maybe a herd. Some of them make it, some of them...

  111. colonization by vision864 · · Score: 1

    Man that sounds like all that frontier struggle for surival old western crap, no thanks. i gotta order a pizza now.

  112. build our successors by GodWasAnAlien · · Score: 1

    Engineering species changes and evolution, or even starting from scratch (building intelligent machines) is far less time consuming that waiting for random/natural evolution.

  113. Ok go into space, check by Enrique1218 · · Score: 1

    All that is left Steve is for you to tell us how

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  114. Much too early by riker1384 · · Score: 0

    We're many decades away from having the technology or resources for self-sustaining colonies. Anything we do anytime soon will just be sending people up in glorified submarines. People can survive for a pretty long time in a submarine but they can't raise a family, run a submarine school, or build a new submarine in one. Massive missions and massive technological advancements are needed before we could have colonies with farms, families, schools, manufacturing etc. Better to just carry on with life and let technology advance rather than waste resources sending people up in little tin cans.

  115. re: Who modded this up, anyway? by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    "Western society bears a remarkable resemblance to cancer"? Sorry pal - but you lost me on that first sentence!

    That sounds like a remarkably nihlistic line of thought to me. Cancer cells lack any real intelligence, capability for rational thought, or even ability to display "common sense". Is that what you really believe defines Western civilization?

    Most of the truly unhappy people I run across are uninspired/unmotivated. They take a "Who cares? We're all going to die eventually anyway!" type of attitude, and they regularly engage in self-destructive behaviors - if they do much of anything at all with their free time. That's a problem, but thankfully - many of us don't follow that "Live only for today." path.

    Living "for the future" is a great thing! So is capitalism and the desire to have better and more for yourself! I'd say that practically none of the great inventions would have ever been created if it weren't for individuals who were motivated to put in some hard work and lots of trial and error with the hopes of bettering things for themselves and others. Do you think we'd have electric lighting if Thomas Edison wasn't stubbornly motivated to succeed - trying out thousands of different materials to finally find one that lit up with electric current flowing through it, instead of just burning up? What about the Wright Brothers and their motivation to fly, despite most people around them thinking they were foolishly wasting their time? (They could have just been content to fix people's bicycles instead, since that was their "real job".)

  116. Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would it really be so bad if humans were wiped out? It's not like we're essential to the survival of the universe. In fact it's the other way round. Its survival is essential to us. And all we do is destroy everything we come across so maybe it would be better off if we just accepted our tiny selves. Why are we so obsessed with spreading anyway?

  117. One of the worst posts I've ever seen by amightywind · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fly over urban metropolises and you'll see pus and grime coming out of them, a haze of brown tinges their atmosphere.

    But from my SUV the sun is dimmed to a pleasant orange color.

    People shuttle to and fro in their daily lives, consuming as much as their salaries will allow. They justify this as acceptable in the "spirit of capitalism". It's "acceptable" to spend all that money on crap you don't need, because everybody else has it, or "it's cool".

    But aren't you free to reject these ideas. People would gravitate to better alternatives. It is hard to beat Nascar on my plasma HD and a six pack of beer

    Then most of these blobs will be told they need to hurry up there too, so that they can meet that quota, and then by the time you're 40, bald, and more or less impotent, you say: "My God! I've arrived!" And you look around and realize that not much changed, and you feel a big let down, you feel deceived, as if there was some hoax played on you.

    This is a victim's thinking. Are you having a midlife crisis? Try buying a red sports car.

    If you're interested about what I said here, please know that it was basically all taken from the words of Alan Watts [wikipedia.org], the 20th century's best and little known-about philosopher and interpreter of Eastern religions.

    Sounds kinda creepy to me, like Heaven's Gate. If you haven't noticed a lot of people from the far east are highly motivated by US style consumerism. You can only meditate so much I guess.

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    an ill wind that blows no good
  118. Going into space may destroy the human race by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if we venture further into space and bump into an alien life form that opens a can of whoop ass on the human race. We may be better off with our heads in the sand. hehehe.

  119. Can't I just hop to a parallel universe? by cno3 · · Score: 1

    I don't even have enough frequent flier miles to travel overseas.

  120. Let the Robots Win by Vicissidude · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Both humans and animals are completely too specialized for life on earth. Because of that, it's highly unlikely we'll ever see our universe populated by humans. Our short life spans makes any trip outside the solar system completely unlikely. Even if we do make it to another solar system after a 500 year trip, we require a very specific environment to truely thrive. We need an earth-like environment. We need a good variety of both plants and animals. We need a good variety of bacteria. Hell, to successfully move, we need a noah's ark to take us there.

    If we really want to see human progeny or intelligent life expand out into the universe, then we need to get AI working, stuff that into self-sufficient, self-replicating robots, and throw them out into the universe. They will be able to easily travel between stars by simply shutting down for a limited time. Robots can survive in almost every place in the universe that humans cannot, so they're almost guaranteed to thrive regardless of whether their destination has an earth-like planet or not.

  121. What are those? by Ruvim · · Score: 1
    We'd just start creating things that can wipe out the galaxy.

    What are you talking about?

  122. I have no problem with the Earth coming to an end by Hohlraum · · Score: 1

    atleast I won't miss anything cool while I'm dead. What you don't want to happen is for you to the only one who dies. You know you are missing some fun shit for sure.

  123. Re:Mel Brooks... by quantum+bit · · Score: 1

    That's Druish, not Jewish!

  124. Flocking Asteroids, Etc. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually might not be as bizarre as you think. If a large asteroid split up into several smaller lumps, the lumps would orbit around the center of gravity/mass of the original rock, and thus would seem like a flock of smaller asteroids, all following each other. Eventually they'd probably be drawn off in different directions by the influences of other bodies, but if one split up on its way into the solar system, it might still be a big ball of fragments by the time it passed by Earth.

    It's certainly not totally implausible.

    Also, I suppose a really big asteroid might have enough of a gravitational field to attract other objects, or maybe you could even have some semi-stable situation where two asteroids of relatively equal mass orbited around each other, and then their center of mass collectively orbited the Sun (like a binary star system). Again I don't think it would be stable for very long because of all the interfering forces, but it could probably exist for a short while.

    Going off on a tangent here for a second: I think the odds of us recognizing the thing that's going to kill us all before it happens is pretty slim. It's not exactly a short list: anything from climate change to asteroids to a virus to some sort of germline genetic engineering gone awry could wipe us out -- and that's only the things we know about or have the capacity to conceive of. There are probably lots of threats out there that we're as ill-equipped to think about as the dinosaurs were of wondering about an asteroid from space. Even if you could put up some type of asteroid shield and control climate change and elimiate industrial pollution and reduce the risk of genetic manipulation, that doesn't mean that we're not living, as a species, in an incredibly precarious situation, all packed together on one planet.

    So regardless of what you do to "improve" things here on Earth, Hawking's (and many other people's) point still stands: spreading us out some is an inherent Good Thing from a long-term survival perspective.

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    1. Re:Flocking Asteroids, Etc. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I agree totally, I was just taking the piss a bit.

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    2. Re:Flocking Asteroids, Etc. by TempeTerra · · Score: 1
      Actually might not be as bizarre as you think. If a large asteroid split up into several smaller lumps, the lumps would orbit around the center of gravity/mass of the original rock, and thus would seem like a flock of smaller asteroids, all following each other. Eventually they'd probably be drawn off in different directions by the influences of other bodies, but if one split up on its way into the solar system, it might still be a big ball of fragments by the time it passed by Earth.

      It's certainly not totally implausible.
      For sure. I recall this being a concern with "Let's blow up the asteroid!!11" type plans. If an asteroid is going to hit the earth and you blow it up, unless you're stupendously careful you just end up with all the chunks of the asteroid impacting individually, probably not much of a win.

      Also, I suppose a really big asteroid might have enough of a gravitational field to attract other objects, or maybe you could even have some semi-stable situation where two asteroids of relatively equal mass orbited around each other, and then their center of mass collectively orbited the Sun (like a binary star system). Again I don't think it would be stable for very long because of all the interfering forces, but it could probably exist for a short while.

      Actually, you just described the earth/moon system, among other things. For further reading, try the wikipedia entry for Center of Mass, particularly the Barycenter section with pretty pictures.

      Notably:

      In the case where one of the two objects is much larger and more massive than the other, the barycenter will be located within the larger object... This is the case for the Moon and Earth... When the two bodies are of similar masses... the barycenter will be located outside of either of them and both bodies will follow an orbit around it. This is the case for Pluto and Charon, Jupiter and the Sun, and many binary asteroids and binary stars.

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  125. Of course he said that... by nonetheless · · Score: 1

    he already has his exoskeleton built.

  126. Maybe if we look to the stars . . . by Badgerman · · Score: 1

    Maybe if we start looking up and ask "what's out there" we'd be a hell of a lot better off than looking at each other and asking "what can I find objectionable about this person" today.

    Maybe what humanity needs is a serious after-school project of space travel. The same way you give a troubled kid a good after-school project to give them focus.

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  127. Pssh by GmAz · · Score: 1

    Pssh, Stephen Hawking just wants NASA to build him a home in space because he is scared Chuck Norris will kick his ass again. How do you think he got put in a wheel chair in the first place.

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  128. Body not adapted by oliderid · · Score: 1

    The human body isn't adapted for such an environment. Solar radiations is already a very big problem for space travel. We need a very specific athmosphere, temperature, pression...It looks like our body is more a burden that an efficient tool. Medicines and/or genetic engineering should evolve drastically before being able to consider that our specy may flourish in the galaxy.

    Olivier

  129. On a Side note. by Derosian · · Score: 1

    All of the recent topics on Slashdot have been tagged as stupid.

  130. scary monkey show... by tehmadscientist · · Score: 1

    For all the invader zim fans: "Do we have to go right now? I want to watch the scary monkey show"

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  131. Preserving Humanity? by InsertCleverUsername · · Score: 1

    One interesting thought about establishing human colonies in space and on other planets is the fact that those are radically different environments. Perhaps science will find an answer, but it would be difficult to replicate Earth's gravity, diurnal and seasonal cycles, and atmosphere.

    This all makes me wonder, how many generations before our "space children" would start to diverge from the rest of the human race? How many generations before speciation would occur?

    Throws an interesting kink into the idea of saving "humanity" as we know it.

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  132. It's going to happen anyway. by renrutal · · Score: 0

    Space colonization is one of the greatest and most ancient dreams of the humanity. It's probably the ultimate long term goal of all human civilizations, and it's not even surprising that some Sid Meier's games replicate that goal.

    The concept of faster than light travel is not that ancient(because we just found it recently), but that's just another thing we expect to figure out anyways, since it's almost required for the dream cited above.

    I don't know if we can solve the poverty and war problems in the meantime, but I'm pretty sure the AIDS, Cancer and some other diseases can be. After all, robotic nanotechnology and human genetics advances are another expected dreams.

    I think I'll be long gone before all those great things happen, unless cloning and mind transfer breakthroughs happen first, but I'd love to see all that happen, as will the many generations after me.

    It's just a matter of time... a lot of time. It's not really a problem unless we are in a hurry.

  133. Risk NOT increasing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Disaster today? YES 50% / NO 50%

    The risk is not increasing, the universe is not out to get the human race.

    The first people to be launched as test subjects should be various leading political figures, and environmental polluters - but for God's sake - keep all the public telephone sanitizers safe and working here on Earth!

    If life is truly random (with some doubts about that) then it doesn't matter if or when humans 'go into space'.

    Methinks the physics professors should be working on that whole 'FTL' engine problem,
    going into space at a snail's pace is of little use, except for A.I. probes and seeder ships that are not hindered by the short life span of space fairing humans...

    1. Re:Risk NOT increasing. by bill_kress · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The universe isn't out to get us, but did you read the summary?

      We are out to get ourselves. The chance of all those things are growing. In fact, global warming may be well beyond stopping.

  134. Really, REALLY old news by Geurilla · · Score: 1

    Hawking has only been saying this for a couple of decades now.

    It's strange to me that people revere Hawking as a god and take whatever he says as canonical gospel. Ok, he's a great physicist. But he sucks as a philosopher, and I have no reason to believe he knows, for example, how to run a country or fix a car or make good tea or. . .

    'Course, he's probably right about this one.

    Why should the perpetuation of the human species be our formost goal anyway? No, seriously, think about it. I want to drive clean vehicles and such because I want my children to be happy and healthy, and their children, and so on. I don't want people to suffer. Fair enough. But why should I care if 200 years from now humanity is wiped out in a blink of an eye?

  135. Closer My Fool to Thee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "When we bring unquestioned beliefs into space along with our inevitable faith, we'll eventually make space the same species deathtrap as Earth."

    Uh huh. So what faith was Pol Pot or Stalin?

    1. Re:Closer My Fool to Thee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Communist.

  136. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...sudden global warming, (Caused by us, ignored by us, some actually need to DENY we did this)
    nuclear war, (caused by us)
    a genetically engineered virus (Caused by us)...

    We could be putting effort into being able to help each other and perhaps learn how to do useful things like relieve pressure from volcanoes or adjust the course of asteroids, but instead we waste effort on denying global warming, denying that we caused it, insisting that corporations can safely develop nuclear power and fighting that ever-looming disaster of gay marriage.

    As far as I can tell, the human race is the nastiest disease ever created by the universe. A wretched plague that enjoys destroying entire species with no remorse until it starts to effect our income (salmon fishing, forest management).

    We reproduce blindly like a cancer with no attempt at stopping ourselves, destroying everything in our path when we have the intelligence to know what we are doing if we cared to look. Cancer can be excused, it knows not what it does, and at least cancer just kills a single body.

    If our race was destroyed before ever leaving our system, I figure it's one point for the forces of good.

  137. duh! by MagicM · · Score: 1

    Well thank you Mr. obvious. How about coming up with an original thought? Sheesh!

  138. who tagged this article "stupid" by dotmax · · Score: 1

    Slashdot: the only place on the internet where Stephen Hawking could get the stupid tag.

  139. Re:The East is not all that it is cracked up to be by itistoday · · Score: 1

    Not to my knowledge, and he's certainly not a supporter of it. He breaks down the mythology of Hinduism and picks the philosophical ideas that he likes.

  140. My prediction by Graywolf · · Score: 0

    I suspect that when a (short) nuclear war happens, there will be few humans left and the survivors will have to go back to a fairly primitive existance. Then, after a couple hundred years, the technology level will be roughly as it is today, and everything will repeat...

    That is, unless we change enough to stop putting greed and envy above all else. Very unlikely...

  141. What's the point? by daft_one · · Score: 1

    Isn't the universe going to end eventually anyway? I mean, even if we assume the universe's expansion is slowing, and will eventually lead to another big bang rather than heat-death... How will we survive *that*? Rather than building up false hope, let's all just drink more rum.

  142. The Moon is a Harsh Mistress by WinPimp2K · · Score: 1

    The whole Lunar Revolution, bombardment of Earth, and economic plan was masterminded by a computer network that achieved sentience somehow. So now you know what a beowulf cluster of those would look like.

    But more seriously, human nature being what it is, and given that individual people keep gaining the ability to control more destructive power all the time, there is an interesting dilemmna.

    Establish independent colonies on other planets/moons/asteroids and

    1> You have ensured that the species will not die out from some single plaentary catastrophe (natural or man made).

    2> You will greatly increase the probablility that some lunatic or small group of them will find a way to hit Earth with a big rock or bioweapon.

    Those unclear on the concept of risk management will assume this means that we should not go into space. They will be wrong.

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    You either believe in rational thought or you don't
    1. Re:The Moon is a Harsh Mistress by alshithead · · Score: 1

      I agree with you 95%. The computer was not the mastermind, it was a co-conspirator and necessary partner. I was not so clearly alluding to the more likely scenario of non earth colonies having to fight earth rather than other colonies.

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  143. HIs actual quote by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 0

    He actually said, "Mankind must get me the hell out of this chair"

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  144. life on earth? or human life on earth? by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

    Life on Earth is at the ever-increasing risk of being wiped out by a disaster, such as sudden global warming, nuclear war, a genetically engineered virus or other dangers we have not yet thought of.

    The interesting thing is that probably none of these things would threaten life on earth. It would only threaten human life (that may or may not be important to you :). Ok, I suppose there are disasters that could wipe out all life on earth, but it would have to be something like Mars crashing into earth. Even that might not destoy all life. It's hard to imagine something the size of Mars crashing into Earth. I also suppose that if the temperatures rose to 400 degrees like on Venus that _might_ wipe out all life. I don't think we've found life that can survive at 400+ degrees. As far as genetically engineered viruses, they are lifeforms themselves. A more accurate statement might be: Human life on earth is at the ever.....

    The real solution is to let Moon colonies form when they are economically feasible. It's not going to work otherwise. If we do build a space elavator and space travel gets cheaper, the silicon that's found on the Moon will undoubtably become an attractive resource.

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  145. Physical deviations in space by phorm · · Score: 1

    I would be quite interested in seeing what differences would occur over time in humans living off-planet. One of the more obvious things would be the reaction/development of a human body to a greater gravity than that of earth. If humans were able to live and grow under heavier gravities, the assumption would be that they'd grow to be relatively stronger. A weak geek on a high-grav planet could very well be of comparable strengh to an earthbound body-builder. By the same token, somebody growing up on a lower-grav planet might be expected to be relatively weaker in earth-gravity, but also grow to be taller, etc (given the same nutrients etc).

    Other factors might include atmospheric conditions (radiation, although I'm assuming early cities would be 'domed' to trap air etc) and such things as the length of a day, etc. All these could have a longterm effect on human physiology, and we could end up having several specialized and distinct branches of our own species over a few centuries.

  146. Space Oysters by realitybath1 · · Score: 0

    Bigger problem is how do you harvest space oysters without breaking the seal on the bullsuit?
    Perhaps a crotch chamber would suffice.

  147. If we want to go into space... by HeXetic · · Score: 1

    ... We must first go down the stairs so that we can be protected from the Terrible Secret of Space.

    We will be protected
    at the bottom of the stairs.

    I believe some form of robot may be in order.

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  148. Earth will always be more hospitable by bigtrike · · Score: 1

    No matter what happens to earth, it will still be more hospitable to life than any other planet we know of. Even if a "planet killer" comet strikes us while we're already in the middle of a nuclear winter, we'll still have an easier time surviving than we would elsewhere. It's much easier to build a shelter on earth in a cave to withstand just about anything we can think of for a couple hundred years than it is to build a shelter on another planet which will survive for any period of time. On Earth we've got an atomosphere and water which can be cleaned to a usable state if polluted. We can build a nuclear power station to provide energy for any scenario when the sky is blocked much more easily than we could build solar power collectors on another planet. The only real exception is in the very long term, when our sun starts to dim, but we've got some time to figure that one out.

    I'm all for space exploration just to expand human knowledge, but we shouldn't lie to ourselves by saying it's a part of our survival strategy as a species.

  149. Annoying galaxy by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

    You don't have to go so far as to blow the galaxy up. You can merely make it unliveable by having too many fast food joints, shitty cable tv, idiot politicians, Wal-Mart as the only remaining employer, and $1000 for a drugfu of gasoline.

  150. They laughed at Columbus as well by arcite · · Score: 1

    They always laugh at those crazy few who think they can fly, or go to the moon, or cure 'uncurable' diseases. For the first and only time in all the millenia we humans have been around, we have instant communication at any place on the planet, have the ability to transport ourselves from one end to the other in a matter of hours, have the ability to transmit incalculable information to any point on the planet...the list is endless. Just as there is reason to believe that the human race will self-destruct, there is equal or greater chance that we will continue to flourish.

    1. Re:They laughed at Columbus as well by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      For the first and only time in all the millenia we humans have been around, we have instant communication at any place on the planet, have the ability to transport ourselves from one end to the other in a matter of hours, have the ability to transmit incalculable information to any point on the planet...the list is endless.

      Umm, this might seem pedantic, but if the list is endless, why did you just 'list' the same thing three times?

      Uh, and what exactly is 'incalculable information'?

    2. Re:They laughed at Columbus as well by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...... Just as there is reason to believe that the human race will self-destruct, there is equal or greater chance that we will continue to flourish.......

      I believe that humanity will continue to flourish, for a reason that few, if any posters on this series have expressed. The underlying assumptions of Hawking and most here is that we humans are in charge of our own destiny. My assumption (faith) that there is indeed a God who created the cosmos and put us here in this tiny corner thereof, changes the whole equation. Until and unless the One who created everything, including people, decides to end His whole experiment, the human race will endure, even beyond the physical destructions of this planet, a grain of sand on the seashore we call home.

      Another underlying assumption (faith) of Hawking and most who have posted here is that human existence is limited to this physical time-space domain. About 4000 years ago, Job (Job 14:14) asked the searching question: "If a man die, shall he live again?" The software part of man (mind-spirit) is not subject to some of the laws of physics. Software, thought, mind, intelligence, whatever terms you wish to use, is in and of itself not subject to the rules that govern the human body. In the same way that software can be transmitted through space and then be loaded into new hardware, where it once again finds expression, why does it seem so far fetched that the human software (mind-spirit) could not also be transmitted , recorded and reloaded into new and better hardware, a new, much superior body, than what it runs in right now? Even our hardware, our bodies are constructed and governed by software stored in our DNA. We are able to do this with computers, so why is it thought to be so inconceivable that an all powerful God would not have the ability to do this with the intelligent spirit beings He put on this planet for His purposes?

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  151. Don't quit your day job by MrNougat · · Score: 1

    Stephen, I always thought your music was more compelling than your science.

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  152. It's a trap ! by Joebert · · Score: 1
    Don't you guys remember what the alien did with the professor in Independence Day ?

    President Thomas Whitmore: What do you want us to do?
    Captured Alien: Die. Die.
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  153. Kind of like Berserkers by dpilot · · Score: 1

    You might also check out Gregory Benford's Galactic Center series.

    There is also a 2 book series by Greg Bear, "The Forge of God" and "Anvil of Stars".

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  154. The universe does "care", in a way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where your model fails is when the behaviours that you cite as mandatory begin to conflict with other facets of our existence which are mandatory but not nearly as clear cut. Take, for example, your bear-in-the-cave scenario. Yeah, a small group of ancient humans may have once had to do that to ensure their own survival, but now that humans are the dominant animal on the planet and we CONTINUE to evict species from their homes even past the point of extinction to make way for ours, the effect is no longer contributing to our survival. Does it seem rational to imagine a world where only humans exist and we decide what other life is allowed to exist and where? It may to you, but we are still a long way away from understanding the ramifications of the large scale environmental shifts we are causing. The fact is, the universe does "care", in that it has created for us the perfect set of conditions by which we thrive. However if we take the dumb route, which is the path you are suggesting of simple-mindedly favouring growth as the lone survival trait, then we are almost certainly doomed to extinction ourselves.

    1. Re:The universe does "care", in a way. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      What part of my use of the phrase "self-destructive" were you not following?

      The fact is, the universe does "care", in that it has created for us the perfect set of conditions by which we thrive.

      Utter nonsense. The universe, and the fluctuating conditions in which we evolved, simply are. We (as a species, and as a wider ecosystem) have adapted to the conditions already present or to new conditions (since those have changed very, very radically many times in the past). Literally millions of species have failed to adapt and are long gone. Most of them long before we were ever even close to appearing. That wasn't our doing, and I'm sure that those dying species didn't find the conditions to be perfect for thriving (um... since they were busy dying off in a world that was too hostile for them).

      My point, which apparently I need to spell out in simpler terms, is that there is no judgemental, ledger-sheet-wielding universal "personality" out there deciding if it's appropriate or not for us to survive, or taking some sort of pleasure or finding some sort of cosmic justice in one outcome or the other. That's entirely up to us. Whether we're smart enough to not piss in the drinking water outside the bear cave we take over (apparently, enough of our ancestors were), or whether we're smart enough to avoid other forms of damage that will either hurt us or simply reduce some of what's simply very enjoyable around us... depends on a lot of cultural things, and on science being put to work. It also depends enormously on things that are completely outside of our control. Just like it did for millions of extinct species that came and went before us, through periods of wild climactic shift, through big rocks falling out of the sky, and probably many rounds of fantastically viral pathogens.

      The universe doesn't "care," either literally or figuratively. There's simply cause and effect, including some of our own efforts, and many things we're helpless to shape. I do know, though, that people who ignore the reality of multi-year hurricane cycles so they can score political points while endeavoring to "fix" the environment by crippling the only economies that are actually in a position to develop and deploy the technologies that might make a tiny difference in the weather they're so scared of... well, that craven bunch are beyond reach, philosophically. Yes, I like and wish to preserve polar bears. And yes, I'd like to see China and India just as thoughtful about it (and just as beholden to efficient technological pressures) as their more western, hand-wringing counterparts are.

      But you could take every SUV in the US off the road and not put a dent in the carbon that's released by things like overseas refinery gas flaring. Why? Because those locales aren't, and wouldn't be, tied to the same political "solutions" that the west would be. Why? Because their cultures aren't up to it, and the west feels so guilty for being ahead of the game that they'd rather wreck their own ability (through economic largesse brough by enormous productivity and high standards of living) to deploy more efficient modes of economic horsepower than hold the rest of the world to the same standards.

      That goes for virtually every form of bio-diversity conservation. We sure wouldn't want to actually say to African governments that they need to get their acts together so they can establish rule of law, encourage investment, run efficient agro-businesses, and thus reduce deforestation and the slaughter of endless tons of "bush meat" just to feed people. Because if we come right out and say that "your local religious/tribal spats and power plays are directly responsible for the decimation of habitat and species," well, that wouldn't be politically correct. Instead, we just ship cash and support, perpetuating the problems at the root of the environmental degredation (to say nothing of the human misery). It's true in Africa, South America, and throughout much of Asia.

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    2. Re:The universe does "care", in a way. by venicebeach · · Score: 1
      I'm so with you 99% it makes it almost hard to post this comment in disagreement, but I think you are discounting one perspective a little too quickly.

      The universe doesn't "care," either literally or figuratively.

      Well, literally it does care. "We" are the universe, or at least part of it. We are how the universe has currently arranged itself here. In that sense, any caring we do is caring that the universe does, in part.

      Even further than that, the universe had within it the preconditions, as you call it "cause and effect" that biased it to arrange itself into choice-making entities which benefit from "caring", creating cultures that develop meaning, etc. We have not simply adapted to conditions new or old, we have arisen and formed from those very conditions.
    3. Re:The universe does "care", in a way. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Well, literally it does care. "We" are the universe, or at least part of it. We are how the universe has currently arranged itself here. In that sense, any caring we do is caring that the universe does, in part.

      You're right, of course. I tend to refer to the universe as not being some anthropomorphized entity in these conversations because some people are so anxious to mentally create the image of some "other" party that will or won't approve of how we carry on. We, indeed, are that other party, as you say... and we're certainly part of the universe!

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  155. Most of the things mentioned are by lowell · · Score: 1

    manned made

  156. Strange logic by borggraefe · · Score: 1

    Mars and moon are already in a state that is probably much worse for life than what humans can cause to earth.

    The environment there already is post-apocalyptic for species that need the conditions found on earth. So why go there?

    Why even start an effort to do this? This would cost an huge amount of ressources and thus would probably result in more damage to the eco-systems on earth.

    It's much more rational to change our behaviour on this planet.

  157. MOD PARENT UP by Dilaudid · · Score: 1

    This post is remarkably informative - it may seem like a bunch of desperately cliched generalisations ("Westerners are lonely", "20th century's best philosopher", "people shuttle to and fro") but in fact it is completely accurate. Cancer is a set of cells that do not understand how to self destruct when they are damaged. The author's perception of reality appears to be damaged. He does not understand how to self destruct, and writes blog entries instead (writing a blog about how awful western civilisation is is like shitting in the street to protest about people's manners).

    There are direct parallels between the authors experience of alienation (lack of understanding of other's motivation, lack of pleasure in everyday things, reducing everything to negatives, projecting feelings onto others) and delusional psychosis. Of course, I would say that, because I'm one of "them".

    Life and matter are like cancer, if you view them in such a warped and reductionist way (they grow, they are coloured, they reproduce, they rush about, you don't understand them when you're down in the dumps).

    On topic - I am ashamed that Hawking is embarassing his field like this. It's very unusual for great physicists to be great economists or great leaders, and once again he has shown that being able to understand one scientific field not give any great insight into other fields, but sadly gives the scientist the self confidence to pronounce on them. Hawking, FYI: the chance of a virus killing it's host species is zero. Virii that are successful need hosts (even scary GM ones). Sudden global warming is a hypothesis unsupported by any evidence, and human beings have shown remarkable ability to live in a range of climes (e.g. iceland, egypt). You say the current human culture is in some way special and must survive. It's not, and it might. If a biologist said the world was going to be swallowed by a black hole, would they receive this sort of airtime on Slashdot?

  158. We need to improve our weaponry by Chysn · · Score: 0

    "We won't find anywhere as nice as Earth unless we go to another star system," added Hawking, who arrived to a rock star's welcome Monday. Tickets for his lecture planned for Wednesday were sold out.

    The thing is, if we DO find someplace as nice as Earth, we're going to need to be prepared to wrest it from its indigenous inhabitants.

    That might be easier than MAKING a place as nice as Earth.

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  159. I'll stick with Earth, thank you by Sparohok · · Score: 1

    I will start taking arguments like Hawking's seriously when someone can describe to me a plausible scenario that would leave the entire Earth less hospitable to human life than the next most desirable real estate in the solar system.

    Until then, such arguments strike me as nothing more than pitifully transparent rationalization for sci-fi fantasies.

    Martin

  160. Berserkers by bohemian72 · · Score: 2

    I know exactly what you're talking about. The yellow robots are easy because they don't shoot back. The red robots are a little harder as they DO shoot back but their energy weapon moves so slowly that it's not hard to move out of the way. If the heat gets too intense you can always leave the room anyway.

    But....

    Should the bouncy smiley face appear...well my friend, the smart money's on the bouncy smiley face.

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    1. Re:Berserkers by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      FRENZY!!! I had that on coleco vision, what fun frustration.

    2. Re:Berserkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that was Berzerk, which started in the arcades and quickly migrated to the major consoles of the day -- Atari 2600, Colecovision, etc. Incidentally, the original arcade version had two joysticks and no fire buttons: One stick to move, the other to shoot any direction independently of movement. And yeah, that game was a blast!

  161. Why the Stupid tag? by GuruBuckaroo · · Score: 2

    Let's get this straight. You may not agree with something Stephen Hawking says, but applying a 'Stupid' tag to the article is pointless and, well, poorly informed.

    For some time now, I've been watching the evolution of the Stupid tag itself. Why do people use it? Apparently, it's always one of a few reasons: because they disagree with the article, they think the contents of the article describe something stupid, or they're confusing it with 'evil', 'wft', or any number of more expressive, less inflamatory terms.

    While I can agree with tagging an article 'stupid' if it expresses a patently absurd notion, none of the other excuses qualify as anything other than flamebait.

    Knock it off, whoever you are - you're making yourself look really ... well, stupid.

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  162. I think we'll need about 50 years to get it going by TallDave · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Step 1: Identify habitable planets

    If any exist, we should start finding them in the next 10-20 years.

    Step 2: Build interstellar craft

    This is the tough part. Whether FTL remains a pipe dream or new physics turn out to allow it, we'll either need space elevators or a massive new source of energy (cheap fusion, maybe) to get the huge amounts of mass into orbit. (Fusion power would be used to create the massive amounts of fuel, not power craft directly).

    Step 3: Seed planet with bioengineered life

    We would probably send a very smart AI probe to do this, armed with bioengineered terraforming microbes. The trip would be very very long, but I think it could conceivably leave by 2056.

    Step 4: Move in!

    Hopefully the AI will also build us some nice beachfront condos to enjoy the purple sunsets and double moons. Either the colonists would be frozen for the trip, or spend the duration awake and wandering around the ship, fornicating and filling themselves with flavored fizzy fermented fruit juices. Arrival would be timed for opening of beachfront condos.

  163. huh?? by ShaunC1000 · · Score: 1

    "It is important for the human race to spread out into space for the survival of the species. Life on Earth is at the ever-increasing risk of being wiped out by a disaster, such as sudden global warming, nuclear war, a genetically engineered virus or other dangers we have not yet thought of." so.. according to the "genius" we can't have a nuclear war or a genetically engineered virus in space?

    1. Re:huh?? by Chysn · · Score: 0

      Nobody's saying that human colonies in space won't have their own disasters and problems. It's a matter of putting various eggs in various baskets, hedging our bets, kind of thing. With multiple, isolated, colonies a single thing won't wipe out ALL the humans.

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    2. Re:huh?? by Chysn · · Score: 0

      With multiple, isolated, colonies a single thing won't wipe out ALL the humans. Oh, except for the expansion of the universe and proton decay. Those things will get everyone.

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  164. Mr. Anderson... by avatar4d · · Score: 0

    the human race is nothing but a virus.

    Look at how a virus adapts and multiplies. They adapt to their surroundings (scientifically considered mutation) but isn't this the same as the Theory of Evolution's Survival of the Fittest?

    Also, many a virus are airborne and travel between their hosts (bodies to them, Earth or other planets to us) which would be like space travel for us speaking in relative space/time. Why does the virus feel the need to propogate like this? Is it because it might use up the resources of the host and kill it? How about the fact that we are sucking all the oil out of the ground, polluting the rivers, lakes, oceans, and the air?

    Just some food for thought.

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  165. Thanks for the Judgment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...but YANAPTMCI (you are not a physicist, though my cousin is) - he works at Brookhaven, and takes occasional duty on the "big red button", as in, "crap! there's something wrong! push the big red button to shut it down!"
     
    You're afraid of something hundreds of thousands of times less dangerous to your health than a dozen risks you blithely take every day, such as walking down the street, drinking tap water, eating cooked meat, flying on a commercial jet, etc.
     
    Your comment reminded me of my grandmother, who became alarmed when she heard there was an "electron gun" in her television. I mean really, should we listen to you? You can't even spell "dissipate."

    1. Re:Thanks for the Judgment... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      You're afraid of something hundreds of thousands of times less dangerous to your health than a dozen risks you blithely take every day, such as walking down the street, drinking tap water, eating cooked meat, flying on a commercial jet, etc.

      I guess you've never heard of risk management. If a Risk Assessment index is comprised of probability on the X axis, and consequence on the Y, where risk = X * Y, then something with a very low likelihood of occurrence with catastrophic consequences deserves equal consideration as something that's virtually guaranteed to happen with very mild consequences.

      For example, if there's a 99.999999% chance of rain, and the consequence is getting wet, you'd grab an umbrella. If there's a .000001% chance of the entire planet getting wiped out by a black hole, then it is -- at the very least -- worth grabbing an umbrella.

    2. Re:Thanks for the Judgment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you should take from these posts is this: denial is much more powerful than reason. For example, "but the hawking radiation will prevent the black hole from growing" unless our theory is wrong. "But this happens all the time in the atmosphere" except the aurora borealis is not intelligent and purposefully driven. "But there are all these other more immediate threats like virii" except it only takes one catastrophe to destroy. "But it will be many times smaller than an atom so won't have anything to absorb" unless there are energies / particles we do not know about.

      This is basic psychology. Nobody wants to think that they could literally be swallowed up by a black hole next week. Or their house could 'drown' by a giant sheet of ice raising the sea level 30 feet next month. And this thread with all the hostility is exactly the problem -- it's not the science itself that is so troubling, but the human nature behind it.

    3. Re:Thanks for the Judgment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah?

      dissipate.

      I am waiting for your apology.

  166. No, we don't need to... by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...if we're talking about just the mere survival of mankind, a tiny fraction to keep our race in existance, I'll take my chances on a deep subterranean nuke-proof bunker with lots of decontamination chambers, perhaps even a self-sustained eco-system.

    Space travel as we know it today is incredibly fragile, and is completely dependent on high-tech from earth. Any disaster of cosmic enough proportions (sorry, mankind would survive global warming, nuclear holocaust and geneticly engineered viruses, if not much of it) like our sun going beserk is quite likely to wipe out any space colony or planetary base. If not, the 250,000 parts of the space shuttle will break down and replacements run out.

    The only thing I can concievably think of that would wipe out earth, yet not qipe out any space base (unless we can go interstellar which takes 73000 years with our fastest spacecraft), would be a massive asteriod hitting earth and cracking it like a giant walnut. However, hundreds of millions of years of evidence say that's incredibly unlikely. It killed the dinosaurs, but us mammals survived. So would mankind today.

    Not you and me, mind you. "Important" people that would be evacuated to said bunkers. But then again, you and me should worry more about being hit by a car...

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  167. Re:Only if you care about the future of humanity.. by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1
    Spreading humanity's seed across the solar system/galaxy is only a priority if you have decided that human existence is instrinsically valuable enough to justify such an upheaval.
    I have made such a decision. Space, as far as we can tell, is devoid of life. So far as we can tell, we are the only intelligent life.

    I do identify so strongly with my species that I am willing to work to prevent its passing.

    I do not advocate careful exploration. We should search for life before we change places. But that concern doesn't stop us from mining the asteroid belt for material to create O'Neill-style space habitat. Use the good real estate first (e.g. L4, L5), while we're still learning how to make them self-sufficient (or, actually, needing only solar input).

  168. Is Hawking... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 0, Troll
    ...an expert on space exploration? Or even just exploration? Is he an expert on predicting political and economic events? Does he have a proven track record in past socio-political events leading up to migrations? Is he an expert in space engineering? In organizing colonization? Is he any of these things? He's pretty good at physics and mathematics? (Though I have to say it took him a long time to figure out that information isn't lost at the event horizon so he's not that good.) Is there any crossover from these skills to the other domains of expertise that I mention?

    If not, then why is his opinion being so widely reported?

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  169. It's safer in space?!? by Dekortage · · Score: 1

    "Life on Earth is at the ever-increasing risk of being wiped out by a disaster, such as sudden global warming, nuclear war, a genetically engineered virus or other dangers we have not yet thought of."

    What, and there aren't any dangers in space??? C'mon man, have you never watched the Sci Fi channel?!

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  170. Saberhagen? Berserkers? by alexfromspace · · Score: 1

    I didn't know that anyone still reads Saberhagen. In my opinion his writings are kind of dry, no offense. I think the berserkers are similar in concept to the flood in the Xbox Halo game. The flood requires bio-mass to replicate and tries to wipe out all intelligent non-flood life by reusing its bio-material. The flood was stopped only by a galaxy-wide mega-suicide self destruct that only affected intelligent biological material and left lifeless or unintelligent material like bacteria, plants, planets and stars unaffected.

    If it might be actually possible to wipe out all intelligent biological life in the galaxy by constructing one of those halo things, then I say we should not go into space to prevent halos from being constructed by ourselves. Or at least stay out of space so we do not learn about Halos that do exist. That way we can peacefully exist until the galaxy is destroyed and not even have to worry about saving it.

    On the other hand, I think that "space laser" needs more funding in case alien invaders do show up. That way we would have something to at least try to shoot'em with as they glide slowly side-to-side towards earth, dropping their poo that also happens to be biological weapons of mass destruction. Where will you be then? I bet you would have wished you colonized moon and mars earlier!

    1. Re:Saberhagen? Berserkers? by Jerf · · Score: 1

      I didn't know that anyone still reads Saberhagen. In my opinion his writings are kind of dry, no offense.

      "Still"? I haven't read it in a long time. But it's going to be a while before I "unread" it...

      I get most of my science fiction by tromping through used book stores and garage sales (rare). So my reading list is pretty eclectic and very temporally scattered, plus I actually like older science fiction. (They literally don't write it like they used to; I like modern stuff, but I also like the older stuff.)

      Still, you find some nifty, way-off-mainstream stuff that way. For example, Where were you last pluterday?

  171. See what he said in 2001 by abcxyz · · Score: 1

    This is somewhat similar to statements that he made to The Telegraph in October of 2001:

    "The human race is likely to be wiped out by a doomsday virus before the Millennium is out, unless we set up colonies in space, Prof Stephen Hawking warns today."

        See the article at:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/ne ws/2001/10/16/nhawk16.xml

  172. Re:Only if you care about the future of humanity.. by murrdpirate · · Score: 1
    "Objectively viewed, there's nothing particular to recommend humanity as opposed to any other hypothetical sentient life, barring some species-specific traits or subjective societal constructs."

    Hypothetical? Yeah, if I'm allowed to think of perfect, selfless hypothetical life then we wouldn't stack up. I doubt that's how it works in reality. Obviously we are the only species on Earth capable of space travel, technologically, but I would also argue we are the most capable morally. Out of the billions of species to exist on Earth, we get along with other species like nothing ever has. Maybe intelligence does this, but maybe not. Theres no real reason to care for other species beyond maintaining food.

  173. Obligatory by Zugok · · Score: 1

    I am not a human you insensitive clod!

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  174. Adapt, man! by mpath · · Score: 1

    Find new space-age delicacies ... like popplers!

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  175. No, not now. But "soon". by triskaidekaphile · · Score: 1

    Wars and plagues will not obliterate humanity. Not even an asteroid hit now that we have taken certain steps to prepare. Civilization could be destroyed and populations devastated, certainly, but our race will live on and eventually rebuild new cultures and civilizations. This cycle could continue on endlessly except for the second law of thermodynamics!

    The Earth's ecosystem is not a closed system. We continually get energy input from the sun. One day the sun will run out of hydrogen to fuse and it will go nova. The sun will continue to grow and nova until it destroys itself in a supernova. The Earth will be burnt, boiled, pulverized, swallowed, and/or blown out of orbit. These we cannot survive.

    So yes, we have time, but we do need to get off the planet and into space. Not because of what we do to ourselves, but because of what the universe will do to us!

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  176. What! by Sippan · · Score: 0

    Live in space? And miss out on the Big Disaster!? I've waited all my life to see a real life two-headed brahmin cow and chill with the mutants! I'm going to build a Water Chip and make millions and millions of... whatever the currency of the post-apocalypse is. (Pints of drinking water?)

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  177. I'ts late, but let me try... by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

    Will the space elevator be wheelchair accessible?

  178. With regarde to Hawkings by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    I've thought of this before but again, Hawkings beat me to the press.

    I've thought about the establishment of colonies in space myself. And we can do it now, it's currently possible to build on the moon. However stays in space for extended periods is dangerous to your health. Cosmic rays will bombard a person with radiation much more than would be healthy over an extended period outside of the ionosphere. The earth's ionosphere protects life from most cosmic radiation. Outside the ionosphere however there isn't any protection, and we don't currently have the capability to build a shield strong enough to stop most cosmic rays. Two or three months back I read an article in a science mag, perhaps Sciam, that reported a study done by a group of scientists at NASA that said there was a good possibility that if a group of people made the trip to Mars right now that one in four of them would get cancer by the tyme they reached Mars. Or some such, I don't know where the magazine is right now.

    Falcon
    1. Re:With regarde to Hawkings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a habit below the surface of the moon? Would that give enough protection (assuming reasonable depth)?

    2. Re:With regarde to Hawkings by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      Cosmic Radiation is simply another challenge to overcome. I don't see why it should stop us anymore than bad weather keeps planes from flying.

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    3. Re:With regarde to Hawkings by thc69 · · Score: 1

      That calls for forcing our own evolution. If we send enough people up there, and have them fuck like bunnies so they'll spawn like guppies, it shouldn't take many generations for cosmic ray resistant folks to be selected and particularly susceptible ones to be culled. I'd guess that babies born in space who are not very resistant would die before coming of age, or would at least be sterile.

      It sounds cruel, but if it's voluntary (obviously not for the babies, but for the first generation), and if people are screened/tested to try to select strong stock, then it could work.

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    4. Re:With regarde to Hawkings by MadUndergrad · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why, that would require an army of super-virile men scoring around the clock. Kif, clear my schedule.

    5. Re:With regarde to Hawkings by zipn00b · · Score: 1

      It wasn't that extreme although the risks tend to get exaggerated to provide a margin of safety. But there's been quite the "Chicken Little" attitude about lately for some reason. Possibly because there's been so much interest focused on private space launches due to the X-prize and such. NASA's official stance has actually been along the lines that the risk was of developing cancer before they died and it was actually quite a bit less for somebody travelling to Mars than for someone who smoked cigarettes. The biggest problem is that until we actually GO there we really won't KNOW and can only SPECULATE about the risks....
      Here's a few links with some info:
      http://hobbyspace.com/nucleus/index.php?itemid=162 0
      http://www.spacefellowship.com/Forum/about1155-0-a sc-60.html
      http://www.nasa.gov/centers/marshall/news/news/rel eases/2003/03-183.html

  179. Re:Hawking demands it! -further elaboration by alexfromspace · · Score: 1

    Professor to Fry: " I am beginning to fear there will be no forced mating at all."

  180. We all know how it starts.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone from Earth will nuke one of the space colonies... and then the colonies will send 5 Gundams to fight against evil...

    You've seen it once, you've seen it a hundred times.

  181. Offtopic... yeah... by Jerf · · Score: 1

    Offtopic... yeah, right. A discussion about the potential dangers to civilization, and historical and fictional discussions of such, is off-topic on a discussion about some guy saying we need to get off of Earth to increase our survivability in the case of various dangers to civilization.

  182. Another planet may not be enough (Oblig. Futurama) by Dachannien · · Score: 1

    Stephen Hawking: Great. The entire universe was destroyed.
    Fry: Destroyed? Then where are we now?
    Al Gore: I don't know. But I can darn well tell you where we're not: The universe.
    Nichelle Nichols: (groans) Eternity with nerds. It's the Pasadena Star Trek convention all over again.

  183. Re:Hawking demands it! -further elaboration by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 2, Funny

    He also began beating the crap out of his right arm which refused to cooperate in general and had a propensity to give the hitler salute at the worst possible moments.

  184. Clarification: by itistoday · · Score: 1

    Too many people seem to be completely misinterpreting what I have said. Please understand that when I say "Western Society" and "Western Culture", I'm not referring to a geographical location, or an ethnic group, but rather a cultural mindset that anybody on any part of the globe can have (including those living in the East). I'm a big supporter of technology (programmer by profession), and so support many of the advances in technology that many of you enjoy as well. I'm simply critiquing a certain mindset, and had I been more careful in my word choice I think there would have been less of an uproar over that post. Unfortunately I don't plan on writing another essay on the subject, so if you're confused and interested in understanding what it was exactly that I said, please check out the links to Alan Watts in my original post, he's a much better writer and speaker than I am.

    1. Re:Clarification: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the interest of your words actually being useful outside your own head, I suggest not using the word "Western" to describe something that is not geographical in nature. No one was misinterpreting you; they made the most logical interpretation given your word choice.

    2. Re:Clarification: by itistoday · · Score: 1

      Noted, but I could not think of a better term, for it is indeed western culture that holds these notions. Should I just give a disclaimer or do you have a suggestion for some other word?

  185. Semantics? by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 1

    A "spacesuit" is, by definition, a suit to wear in space. It follows from that, then, that a "cowsuit" would be a suit to wear in a cow.
     
    Simply preposterous.
     
    If, however, you are proposing a spacesuit that looks like a cow then I say you may have something there; the simple addition of large, irregularly-shaped black spots to existing space suits would achieve much of that effect (and by adding a long tail...well, let's just hope we all live to see such a day.)
     
    I, for one, welcome our spacegoing bovine overlords.

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  186. Star Trek Ethics (was:Right now?) by soren42 · · Score: 2, Funny
    The Federation is a military dictatorship. Deal with it.

    Look, the Federation may have been a military dicatorship, but it worked for some people...

    All I'm saying is that if humans need to spread out into the galaxy to ensure the survival of the species, Will Shatner and I are ready to go out and sleep with all the alien babes it'll take to make that happen. We'll take one for the team - that's just the sort of guys we are.

    :)
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    "Adventure? Excitement? A Jedi craves not these things."
  187. There are no many disasters we cannot escape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the human race has made it clear it has no intentions of preventing its own extiction. We can't even get people the believe in evolution no less black holes, supernovas, climate change, neutron star explosions, the ever increasing risk of meteor strike, earth's core stopping.

    If they can't see it from their backyard then the people of the world for the most part don't care and by the time they can see it from their backyard humanity may be a moot point.

    Steven Hawkins should help us by tell humanity how to perpare for the most likely senarios and realizing that we simply don't have the technology to escape many cosmic fates. We can be perpared for climate change, energy crisis, viral pandemic and a few others, but sustaining life on other planets is pretty much science fiction. Even if we had a colony on Mars if an event was so devistating to whipe out all life on earth the colony would have little to no chance of survival.
    If the event was not so devistating then things like bunkers and fallout shelters are far cheaper, and would save far more people.

  188. Re:No, not now. But "soon". by thegarbageman · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Sun will not go nova. It does not have enough mass to create the gravitional force required for carbon fusion. Though, it will become a red giant with a radius of about 1 AU in about 5 billion years. It will then shed its outer layers and become a white dwarf. A supernova requires a star of about 8 times the mass of our Sun. After the supernova explosion (fusion of elements heavier than iron), if the core is still about 3 or more times the mass of out Sun, it will become a black hole, otherwise a neutron star.

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  189. Laziest men on mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The humans must be protected, they must go to outer space.

  190. Bring Them Along by Frightening · · Score: 1

    If we ever get there, a few specimens such as these would be indispensable.

  191. Hawking's Ark by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

    How are to ensure we have enough biodiversity in space? We simply can't just take 2 of each species and hope for the best.

    What we should be doing is ensuring the survival while on Earth. We can't control external elements such as asteroids and comets slamming into us. Seems the odds are stacked against those events happening when compared odds that we sucumb to the damage we are causing to ourselves now.

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  192. Misunderstood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thnx Southpark. Now everyone thinks the most important item that anyone or thing in the galaxy could possibly carry, other than the guide, is a retarded character that gets high all the time.

    "Aww man why is everybody riding me today?"

  193. The Glass is Part Full, The Glass is Part Empty by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    The problem is, what they're really saying is "humanity sucks, except for me".

    Maybe a lot of people are, but not everyone.

    I think most of humanity sucks. But I think I suck too. Doesn't mean I think either myself or humanity deserves to be destroyed just now. We've all got our good points along with our bad. The question is whether the good outweighs the bad, and that is a question left for history to decide.

    If I'm really such a horrible person I'll wind up suffering the consequences of that sooner or later. If I'm bad enough I might end up dead because of it. I know at the least that I'm not perfect and will die eventually. But considering just within normal human limits, if there are no bad consequences of my behavior and everything turns out OK, then I'm either not as horrible as I thought I was, or I am but it's tolerable levels of badness, only possible by virtue of the good of others around me mitigating those consequences.

    Same deal with humanity. If we blow ourselves up - either Earth, the galaxy, or whatever - well then in hindsight, we deserved it. Maybe not each of us as individuals, but as a society or species, yeah. Doesn't mean we *ought* to blow ourselves up now. We ought to try to be as good and successful a society/species as we possibly can in order to avoid such a fate. Maybe we'll fail to do so. Maybe we *would* fail to do so if not for some benevolent alien race out there who will save our asses from our own dysfunction. Who knows. History will tell. All we can do is try.

    When I was younger I used to have a saying, one that I wish I could bring myself to apply in my life today:

    "Plan for the worst. Strive for the best. Expect nothing."

    .

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    -Forrest Cameranesi, Geek of all Trades
    "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
    1. Re:The Glass is Part Full, The Glass is Part Empty by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      We're the only species on this planet ever to develop art and science, the only species capable of understanding something about their existance and the nature of the universe, hell the only species to be able to look beyond day-to-day survival, and plan for something greater....and you think we "suck".

      Well.

      I think we'll have to agree to disagree.

    2. Re:The Glass is Part Full, The Glass is Part Empty by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      We're the only species on this planet ever to develop art and science, the only species capable of understanding something about their existance and the nature of the universe, hell the only species to be able to look beyond day-to-day survival, and plan for something greater....and you think we "suck".

      I said we've got our good points. Those are the good points. I think the reason I'm so down on mankind is because we *are* capable of all that and yet seem to underutilize it so much, because on top of all that genius we're so dysfunctional, which is a disgusting problem in itself and also holds back our full potential. That waste and dysfunction is what sickens me about mankind.

      It's the same reason I'm down on myself so much. I've been told my entire life that I'm some sort of genius who can do anything he wants, with all this potential, and by some standards I'm actualizing it - I've got good friends, and a wonderful girl I've been with for almost three years who I hope to marry once I'm out of college, and it's looking like I'll be coming out of school with a Master's degree not only out of debt but maybe with a few grand in the bank to boot, having worked up to all of this after coming from a below-poverty-level family and being a friendless loser most of my childhood. It's taken a lot of work to get here, and a lot of inborn gifts and fortunate circumstances too. But I've also got serious mental problems that hurt myself and others, and I can't help but be down on myself for letting that kind of crap get in the way of the kind of success I could have, not only doing great things for myself but having a great impact on the world. I feel like I'm supposed to accomplish something spectacular, and that my dysfunctionality is spoiling that potential.

      Likewise, mankind is capable of so much great art and science and we've done a lot with it considering where we came from, but seeing where we could go if we weren't so screwed up is maddening. I guess in some sense I'm so optimistic it turns to pessimism when those great expectations aren't met. Which is why I used to say to expect nothing, even while striving for the greatest heights... that way you'll always be pleasantly surprised at your successes and never disappointed by your failures, and always have as much of the former and as little of the latter as possible. That's what I used to say at least. If only I were capable of taking my own advice.

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      -Forrest Cameranesi, Geek of all Trades
      "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
    3. Re:The Glass is Part Full, The Glass is Part Empty by lavaface · · Score: 1

      I've got to say I agree with you here. Your follow up post in many ways echoes my own situation. Most likely, your mental "problems" are an acute reaction to your heightened awareness. I find it's best to avoid labeling things as "good" or bad" and simply take action. I might even suggest amending your old saying to this: "Strive for the best. Expect nothing." That's what really matters. Cheers, and good luck, J

  194. Both Science and Religion Dictate Going Into Space by edward.virtually@pob · · Score: 1

    In addition to the scientific reasons, the command to "be fruitful and multiply" dictates that we colonize space if the result is to be anything other than misery.

  195. Essentially what Hawkings is saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need to set up a raid0

  196. Biased misanthropy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We would colonize the universe like any lifeform. If you have negative connotations towards the brutal realities of life, please refrain from using them to sabotage the survival of our species. Where does this hatred of humanity come from? Experiences in youth that have embittered you? If you just accept reality, live within the framework of LIFE, and not be hateful because your childhood fairytales were brutally smashed during your youth, you'll be alot better off. Nobody trusts or cares about the misanthrope, it would be foolish to, be contructive and not hatefully destructive.

    The only reason you are here today is from a brutal chain of evolution, this misanthropic pseudo-humanism is a deathcult. Incidentally, it's a very fertile recruiting ground for some political agendas, don't let yourselves be weaponized against your own community out of bitterness from a few bad memories slashdotters, care about yourselves, your families, and your neighbors, embrace life again.

    Sorry for the rant, not sorry for the painful prodding of infected nerves.

  197. Passenger selection by bjs555 · · Score: 0

    Well who would decide who stays up and who goes down?

    It could easily be accomplished with a computer. And a computer could be set and programmed to accept factors from youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross section of necessary skills. Of course it would be absolutely vital that slashdot readers be included to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition. Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh? There would be much time, and little to do. But ah with the proper breeding techniques and a ratio of say, ten females to each male, I would guess that they could then work their way back to the present gross national product within say, twenty years.

  198. Hyper-competition is the impediment right now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever since farming, humans have been mostly centered around intra-individual and intra-group competition, the environment is (right now) too easy to beat and is a negligable factor in comparison to this competition. And with the advent of multi-cultural societies, and the subsequent ramping up further of ruthless competitition in society, I don't see how people CAN get together to do something this grand and group centered. It's outside the framework of our current social and power structures, the Chinese may be the only ones who can pull this off. Heck, even IF the species itself were in imminent risk, the ones who make it to safety would probably stab the rest of us in the back along the way.

    Maybe I'm just a cynical social darwinist, or maybe I'm just free of engendered fantasy and illusions. I didn't mean to imply negative connotation to this reality either, I can accept it just fine.

  199. Hawking == Alien invader by Scaba · · Score: 1

    Hawking is an alien, and he's trying to get rid of us to make way for the rest of his species to settle our planet. Fortunately for us, they're all confined to wheelchairs and will be easy to defeat, especialy if we refuse to build special hyperspace ramps for the handicapped.

  200. At one time man lived just like the animals... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All we have to do is keep talking.

    Actually, rumor has it that Pink Floyd has an interstellar overdrive with the controls set to the heart of the sun. Hawking could just use his Floyd connection to go into psychadelic space. Wish you were here, and all that.

  201. Stephen Hawking - A Vegetating Meat Puppet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Years ago Mr. Hawking required an interpreter to imprecisely "...judge what he was saying" - and then generate the so-called "computerized speech" - that was some sort of interpreted facsimile of what Hawking was actually saying. So...by now, I figure Hawking is a total vegetable - a virtual meat puppet in his own macabre "World Tour"

    Go Meatpuppet!

  202. But if there's nothing else out there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then what exactly are we protecting? Until I see proof otherwise, I'm for space exploration. Until we discover something else out there why not rape and pillage the universe?

    nosebreaker.com

  203. Berserkers *are* life by Gorimek · · Score: 1

    All living creatures are self-replicating machines. What would make these "berserkers" less living than the life formes it could replace?

    In other words, I don't think they can wipe out life since they are life.

  204. Transcript Extracts by rehashed · · Score: 1

    Dr. Hawking further elaborated on his suggestion that the space colonies include 10 women for every man:

    "Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature."

  205. Re:No, not now. But "soon". by dasimms · · Score: 1

    The Sun probably does not have enough mass to supernova. The most likely scenario for the Sun is conversion into a red giant. The Sun will most likely slough off its outer layers creating a planetary nebula. After a long, long cooling period, the Sun may eventually compress into a white dwarf.

  206. Greener pastures? by PincheGringo · · Score: 1

    One might wonder why we wish the survival of a species that has destroyed its own habitat. Are there greener pastures to destroy in outer space?

  207. ObSpaceQuote by DragonHawk · · Score: 1

    "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program" -- Larry Niven

    We're at the bottom of a hole.

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    dragonhawk@iname.microsoft.com
    I do not like Microsoft. Remove them from my email address.
  208. Single points of failure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yip. Instead of having to blow people up a few dozen at a time, Islamic militants can just blow up one (or a fwe) of O2 tanks/generators, and take out an entire colony...

        Geez. Maybe I've read too many cheap Sci-Fi books, and watched too much of the nightly news.

  209. Kill all humans by wickedsteve · · Score: 1

    Why should I care about the human race? In 100 years nobody I care about will be alive anyway. If something wipes out the Earth I don't see it as a big loss to the rest of the universe. There is probably some other race out there more deserving of survival beyond their world.

  210. Re:No, not now. But "soon". by triskaidekaphile · · Score: 1

    At 1 AU, which by definition is the distance from the Earth to the Sun, the Sun would then swallow the Earth.

    Sure, the sun probably won't supernova by creating the heavy elements, but I don't understand how it avoids going nova. When the hydrogen runs out, the sun will collapse under its own gravity. A shockwave has to occur, and that is a nova.

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  211. Re:Only 2% Of All Species - Score +10 by cannuck · · Score: 0

    Score +10 Eh!

  212. 'Continuing' the human race? by halfcuban · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've never quite understood the obsession with "continuing" the human race. While I am certainly concerned with the long-term impacts of what humans do,thus a concern for environmental impacts, population control, and the conditions under which my fellow people exist under, I one could care less if humanity survived for a million more years or not. I'm not going to be there, and I have little concern about whether or not our "civilization" still exists. It's this ridiculous sentimental attachment to a non-existant overarching concept, in whatever forms it takes (racial prejudice, nationalism, religious fervor) that leads to the stupid wars and completely preventable human created disasters. As far the ones outside of our control, well, sitting around worrying about a meteorite striking seems like a lot of paranoia.

  213. Insignificant? by PhotoGuy · · Score: 1

    Any offworld presence we could establish would be so infinitescimally small (did I spell that right), that we might as well just jar a bunch of our DNA with some instructions, secure them well in a five foot thick lead time capsule, with a "reconstitute when your alien technology allows."

    (Okay, okay, my ex-wife has me in a bit of a cynical mood today, I'll admit.)

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    Love many, trust a few, do harm to none.
  214. You are right by linvir · · Score: 1

    And on another day I might have posted something very similar to what you have just wrote.

  215. Well... by Ramirozz · · Score: 1

    So this means that if I do mess in my house, I don't clean the floor, wash things and don;t fix what is broken the solution is to leave it as it is and buy a new one? I agree with space exploration an living in other planets but is that the ultimate solution to it all? I think scientists should reconsider this idea about science as a saver. Smells like the bad side of religion.

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  216. Re:No, not now. But "soon". by thegarbageman · · Score: 1

    You are correct, the Sun will swallow the Earth when it becomes a Red Giant. The hydrogen won't completely run out. There will still exist a hydrogen/helium shell surrounding a carbon/oxygen core. The carbon/oxygen core of the Sun will be much more compressable then say the iron core of a star going nova. Instead of a complete gravitational collapse (and subsequent shockwave), the compressed core will increase in temperature and ignite the hydrogen/helium shell which will cause it to slowly expand and cool. The electron degenerency pressure of the core will prevent its collapse and transfer energy from gravitional compression back to the surrounding shell as heat. The Sun will lose its outer layers, but very slowly. The core will be all that is left (a white dwarf).

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  217. Re:No, not now. But "soon". by Ucklak · · Score: 1

    Kinda like the planet Krypton. Meanwhile while the top scientists are trying to get people off the planet, the elected elders will just simply say "The planet is just shifting it's orbit. Do not leave or you will be jailed."
    So since by that time, space travel will be privatized, there will be space kids ejected in homemade space ships out to other planets because of the bureaucracy .

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  218. Re:Ahh, yes, this always works so well by venicebeach · · Score: 1

    Yeah but what's interesting about this is that what is "selfish" depends upon what you consider to be within your "self". Are individual genes acting for their own interest (Dawkins), are we acting for ourselves as organisms, or as you imply for our family and culture? What seems to be happening is that as we become more obviously interconnected through technology we are expanding the sphere of our self-interest, at this point including "humanity" or "the planet". There certainly is a lot of selfishness at the cultural level at this point in history, which seems to be in conflict with the more global view of selfishness.

  219. there are people out there like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean one guy like that jerk off eugenecist humanity-hating texas professor? The guy with the stuffed ebola doll? I forget his name right this second, but remember the article here about him a few months back now? He sort of reminds of someone like you are suggesting, someone so full of themselves and their paranoid delusions of grandeur with some "grand vision manifesto" that they would create and launch such a virus.

  220. The United Federation of Planets by meringuoid · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The Federation is a military dictatorship. Deal with it.

    No, it isn't. The Federation is run by the Vulcan shadow government.

    Think about the situation at the time the Vulcans first contacted Earth. They've had their schism with the Romulans and have fought wars with them, and had the worse of it; and now there are Klingons prowling the dark places of the galaxy. Now the Vulcans contact a planet that's just developed warp technology. A planet full of creatures with a horrific record of murder and mayhem, who are capable of justifying the same to themselves in terms of 'pro patria mori' and similar bullshit, who could easily be a terror on the galaxy to make even the Klingons fear... but who are at a very impressionable stage...

    Bingo! The Vulcans, in a paternal, imperialist sort of way, take Earth under their wing. They help humans build better starships, they advise and guide. In time, they join with Earth to form the United Federation of Planets. Coincidentally, the enemies of the Earth are the same as the enemies of the Vulcans... How did something like that happen?

    So now the Romulans and the Klingons are kept off the Vulcans' backs by Starfleet. By the mighty space navy of the United Federation of Planets. A fleet of ships built at Mars, crewed almost entirely by humans from Earth, now guards a planet of decadent philosophers who are free to pursue their ideals of pure logic and reason. Humans fight and die in huge numbers for the protection of Vulcan. And every Starfleet ship we've ever seen has a single Vulcan, as a highly-ranked officer but not as captain... remember how Soviet ships used to have a 'political officer' to make sure the captain didn't do anything ideologically unsound? Yeah.

    And whenever we see Starfleet command, the concentration of pointy ears is so much higher, don't you notice? Oh yes. It's all humans on the front line, but back at base it's all green-blooded bastards.

    The entire Federation is a sham, concocted and perpetuated by the Vulcans for their own cowardly ends. Deal with it.

    --
    Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
    1. Re:The United Federation of Planets by MagicDude · · Score: 1

      Spock had the rank of captain from Star Trek II on, and was captain of the Enterprise, until Kirk took over during the Genesis affair. In the DS9 episode "Take me out to the holosuite", the captain of the U.S.S. T'Kumbra was vulcan, as was his entire crew. If you're like most people, I take it you stopped watching Enterprise because of the theme song or the font of the ending credits or something, and missed a good twist in the Vulcan government, where they switched from controlling high command to the more religious sect that was prominant in TOS and beyond. Plus, you have to remember that many planets in the federation have their own personal security forces in addition to federation forces, just like every state has their own police force in addition to the national armed forces. It makes sense that most vulcans who wanted to serve in the military would choose their own planetary defence force rather than starfleet which would consist of longer term deployments to different regions of space, just like there are people who prefer local police work to joining the marines. As for why humans make up most of starfleet, leaving aside how much cheaper it is to produce a show that doesn't require dozens of extras in makeup in a weekly syndicated show, it shows that humans are special in the Star Trek universe, and they have an explorer creedo mixed with a unique altruistic spirit, which is why they were the only species capable of uniting the vulcans, andorians, and tellarites into a united coalition.

    2. Re:The United Federation of Planets by phreakincool · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you going to write the series? That sounds pretty good as a series concept.
      "Star Fleet - Shadows of the Federation". (yes, I stole that from SOTE)

      Go pitch it to Paramount...I'm getting the popcorn ready!

    3. Re:The United Federation of Planets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeez, get a life, geek!

  221. Arc by buffy · · Score: 1

    So when do the Arc ships depart "Earth That Was?" I'm looking to buy a beat up old Firefly and hire a few Companions to keep me company.

    -buf

  222. Hawking Says Humans Must Go... by martinmarv · · Score: 1

    (That's how my RSS reader truncated the title of the story - it made me jump!)

  223. huh by Flunitrazepam · · Score: 1

    Are we sure he didn't mean myspace?

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  224. Re:The East is not all that it is cracked up to be by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

    It is very *very* western for 'white man' to wander off on a pilgrimage 'to the east' and bring back a passel of ideas and set up a smorgasboard philosophy based on them.

    In fact, that form of 'veneration of the East' is patently racist. It's like admiring a comic book mythisized version of the 'American Indian religion' made up by a new age guru. And it's very VERY patronizing to people who live their real lives in said system.

    It has great appeal for people with a moderate but not deep world experience, it gives them an 'other' to admire in their shallow way.

    But it's based, sadly, in ignorance of the whole truth. Think a little more about the grandparent commenter's query and what he was getting at.

  225. Uh... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    I'm just talking about modern life. Not specific current American politics. This should have been obvious when I said that I don't have to worry about it. I don't know what you think has happend in history, but throughout human history, there has been a whole lot of raping, pillaging, and plundering...

  226. I hope they don't try to explore Uranus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...because the atmosphere is mostly hydrogen and helium with no oxygen, so it would really be impractical.

  227. OK, then... by fujiman · · Score: 1
    Achievements that require an audience seem only to server the egos of those involved. In that case, I wouldn't call it much of an achievement... more like a cry for attention. It seems you hold some secular humanist ideals, which I can't quite understand.

    So to the point: Are the achievements of man serving no purpose NOW? Is medicine not curing people NOW? Is technology not making this conversation happen NOW? Is art not inspiring humankind NOW?

    ... and if it all went up in a puff of smoke tomorrow, did it not matter at all?

    Perhaps the mere *thought* of extinction scares us simply because it means we are not the gods we imagine ourselves to be.

  228. Re:No, not now. But "soon". by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
    Nova. Ok, I'm convinced. Where's my ticket? Are the useful space programs all being underwritten by proprietary software magnates or is there an open source effort to build that nanotube-matrix* skyhook?

    *As soon as my time machine is finished, I'm going to go back to 1936 and write a science fiction epic around that term.

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  229. Relativistic rocket to the future by steve_bryan · · Score: 1

    Hawking's suggestion has the virtue that we actually have the technology necessary to pursue it. I think there is an even more interesting strategy for human survival that requires a few fundamental breakthroughs (which may not actually be possible) but the result would be more dramatic. It's been known since the sixties that a ramscoop fusion engine has the potential to provide constant 1g accelerated space travel. That is, the acceleration would be the amount needed to provide the equivalent of Earth's gravitational field. Analyzing this motion with the appropriate special relativity framework we get remarkable, almost unbelievable, consequences. You can find the analysis in Misner, Thorne and Wheeler's big blue bible Gravitation in chapter six. Because of time dilation and lorentz contraction such a ship could travel to any point in the visible universe with the shipboard time elapsed being less than the number of years a person could expect to live including the return trip.

    The amount of time that would correspondingly elapse on Earth during such a round trip is an example of the twin paradox on steroids. There is a list of cases at this web address. The provocative extreme cases involve billions of years. So even though evolution and geological events would have moved far past the era of man we could send teams to the future which could have the potential to renew our species no matter what events might occur. So you could leave in the 21st century and you (not some distant descendant) could return to Earth hundreds, thousands, millions, or even billions of years in the future. Damn, that theory of relativity implies some unbelievable possibilities due to the geometry of how the universe is put together.

  230. Mod Parent Up by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

    I wish I had mod points. I don't know if I agree with all your points, but that's a very intersting take on the subject.

  231. The obvious question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if we as humans are likely to wipe out life on earth sooner or later, then why is it so important that our species be pereserved?...

    TWR

  232. Vulcan=Darhel by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    read a little john ringo-- alldenta..

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  233. This will take a 1,000 years by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No matter how BAD the earth gets. Even with run away globl warmming and unbreathable air it will still be easier and cheaper to build an enclosed living space on Earth then to build it on, say, the moon. Even if all the air on earth were is disapear and the Earth were to be in hard vacuum it would still be cheaper to live inside a presure tank here then inside a presure tank on the moon because. Even if you share the gaol of moving people off the Earth, now may not be the right time. If you start today it might take 150 years to build a sutainable industry in space, one that can operate without support from Earth. But if we start in 50 years it might take only 110 years to do the same thing. To be free of Earth you need things like a stell and aluminum industral and plants that make basic metals and machine tools. How long until there is a factory of the moon that makes digial camera and childred's toys. Not this century.

    1. Re:This will take a 1,000 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they have. Spelling. Schools in space. Have? you ever, considered.

  234. Re:Won't Get Fooled Again by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Flamebait

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  235. Terrorist, Schmerrorists by Wraithe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, dear God, I'd forgotten about "TEH TERRORUSTS".

    Listen up, and by: "Listen up", I only peripherally mean YOU. I really direct this to the people who use "TEH TERRORUST!" as a way of trying to make it sound like we have some major concern here in our tough, tough, post-9/11 world.

    Let me direct you to a simpler time of life, a time when Reagan's and Kennedy's walked the earth.

    A simpler time when people lived with the idea the upwards of 50% of the USA, USSR, and chunks of Europe's populations could be dead in under an hour's time. Yeah, right. Ooooh, scary terrorists.

    Hell, I'll take terrorists any day of the week over continuing to live with that. Hell, I'll take terrorists over living with the fear that my village was going to be raided and a member of my family killed. I think my odds are STILL better with the terrorists.*

    *Note: Offer not valid in Israel, Palestine, Afghanistan, Most of the Middle East, Iraq, Sierra Leone, Iraq, Indonesia, Iraq, Chechnya, Sudan, Iraq, and Tennessee.

  236. It may be misanthropic but... by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

    To hell with mankind.
    Have you seen how this species treats one another?

    If he can barely survive on a *planet*, how long can he survive on the fragile, technology controlled capsule?

    Seriously, if he can't get along with his fellow man on a country or continental size land mass, where the environment nurtures him with free, unlimited oxygen, easy water and food, how can he survive space?

    In outer space, I give him 3 generations, max, before being swallowed forever by the hostile, unforgiving eternal void.

  237. Re:Grey Goo shell, with a delicious Pink Goo cente by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1
    If we can get other civilizations hooked on our power sources, we'd already have a major diplomatic "in", which would hopefully help us avoid inadvertant destruction of our species, as well as those we contact.
    I'd rather not be a power cell stuck in the Matrix, thank you very much.
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  238. FYI by tomzyk · · Score: 1

    For those of you that haven't seen it, the quote is from Dr. Strangelove.

    Which COMPLETELY coincidentally, is the movie I just finished watching for the first time not even an hour ago. Wacky.

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  239. Not quite by Skadet · · Score: 1
    backup data, have spare tires, insurance of any kind or disaster recovery plans. Because, after all, those are just measures that ignore the problems.
    This is why argument by analogy is so stupid. Disaster recovery plans, for example: what about natural disasters? Are we ignoring the problems of earthquakes/hurricanes/other acts of God? Of course not. We just haven't developed to a stage where we can control the weather to this extent (isn't this a level 1 civilization, or something along those lines?)

    I won't bother to debunk the rest, but you get what I'm saying. The fact the parent is modded +5 insightful shows just how powerful false analogy can be.

  240. Are you sure it was luck? by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    n/t.

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    1. Re:Are you sure it was luck? by saltydogdesign · · Score: 1

      What, did you research where and to whom you wanted to be born?

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  241. Re:Ahh, yes, this always works so well by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    There certainly is a lot of selfishness at the cultural level at this point in history, which seems to be in conflict with the more global view of selfishness.

    Well, it all comes down to education. And some cultures have such disdain for education (about reality) on some subjects that it will be a long time before that all gets evened out. A long time. Especially when we've got so many backwards-leaning medieval-minded thugocracies still sitting (or trying to) on the energy reserves that we're still depending on.

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  242. Going to space is bad for health. by mail_to_sashi · · Score: 1

    dude. going to space is bad for health!!! I dont wanna go there..

  243. Fhut the wuck... by dissillus · · Score: 0

    "Hawking Says Humans Must Go Into Space"

    Holy crap...they've cured ALS?!?!?

    ...sorry, I REALLY couldn't help it folks...

  244. You have no future. by Ivan+Matveitch · · Score: 1

    One day soon, someone will dump your lifeless corpse in a hole.

    You will be terrified when your time comes to die.

  245. You've ducked the question. by Ivan+Matveitch · · Score: 1

    To merely describe and explain normative social values does not respond to the question "why should an individual care?"

    I do like your proof by induction, on the other hand.

    1. Re:You've ducked the question. by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      To merely describe and explain normative social values does not respond to the question "why should an individual care?"


      True... but it answers the more relevant question "why will most individuals care?". As far as why they should care, that's a matter of opinion, and not really relevant since peoples' actions depend on what their motivations are, not on anyone's ideas about what they should be.

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  246. There is nothing much to choose. by Ivan+Matveitch · · Score: 1

    You will soon die, at your own hands or otherwise.

  247. Re:Ahh, yes, this always works so well by venicebeach · · Score: 1

    Spot on. Yes, you couldn't have said that any better.

  248. Always opportunity for a Scooby Doo analogy... by Falcon040 · · Score: 1

    " Trying to understand the intricacies of federation politics from watching Star Trek episodes would be like an alien trying to understand the US government by watching "JAG". "

    Or, its like trying to understand the intricacies of the US police force by watching Scooby Doo.

  249. HELLO?!? by crhylove · · Score: 1

    I've been saying EXACTLY THAT for over 20 years. When you consider the positive and negative effects of ZPE and MNT, there is no doubt that things are going to get scary and we should all hedge our bets by having someone out in the distance somewhere "safe". Particularly with enough genetic material to sustain a distant ecosystem.

    rhY

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  250. great post - Spot on! by Falcon040 · · Score: 1

    Great post!

    And we are all part of this evolved grey goo, which have eyes evolved to discern the subtle differences in colour of this grey-goo. Therefore making it look beautifully coloured. I'm sure if you look at all the life on earth including ourselves at some other frequencies, we may look a monotonously boring grey.

    All the grey-goo life on earth is still fighting the competitive evolutionary battle.

  251. disappointing by sciencecneisc · · Score: 1

    i agree because i'm 21 and when i was growing up i was a big sci-fi fan, still am, but i'm getting tired of all the stuff like Earth 2 and Star Trek: Enterprise because I don't think we're close. Zef Cochrane isn't alive in this generation. I see SeaQuest as more realistic. Yes, we could build self-sustaining underwater colonies. It would teach us a lot about what's down there and give many people independence. It would ignite entrepreneurship and the studies of these colonies would help the space program greatly as they already do. There's already an underwater hotel! Personally that makes me nausous but if I didn't have a fear of sea creatures I'd be doing more than watching a TV show about that future. Space is expensive. The ocean is right here. We have precise maps of it. We have many choices. Anything can be done underwater. There's no zero g to worry about. The known risk of decompression is not as big of a problem as the danger of repeating another shuttle mistake that makes the craft explode. It's easier to rescue a submarine than a stranded moon colony. Will underwater residents survive in a nuclear war? No. No one will. Everything will be poison.

  252. its meant to be by BRUTICUS · · Score: 2, Insightful

    because it is possible.

    people think our space shuttles are synthetic creations and therefore unnatural but I think the act of humans flying into outerspace is perfectly natural. and infact inevitable. if you look at the earth from a distance. ships continually try to make it out of orbit some succeed and some fail. but one will make it all the way in this way the act is quite similar to the insemenation of a human child. However once the one makes it through many more will follow. The only way to do this is to MAKE It happen, plan on it happening, continuiing missions and creating settlements in places out in space where we are not dependant on Earth. I agree with Hawking 100%.

    We need to do this for our species. We need to think of the herd. The fact is that we aren't simply looking out for HUMAN life, but EARTH life and LIFE in general considering we have found no evidence of life elsewhere.

    Support space travel and space colonies.

  253. Exactly. by MadUndergrad · · Score: 1

    Just like Leto's Golden Path (from God Emperor of Dune, for you heretics) it's a way of not putting all of humanity's eggs in one basket. Obviously we'd still try to preserve Earth.

  254. I totally agree - but by gov_coder · · Score: 1

    Day to day living tends to distract govenrments and individuals from - - holy crap - - Check out Hawking's Nurse: Yowwwzzaa!

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  255. A cosmic disaster, a virus, a global war OR... by salec · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...the ransack attack of the human space diaspora fraction gone militaristic, technologically advanced and greedy. At first, I thought: "Well, a virus can traverse to colonies, as people will travel to visit relatives or do business", when it suddenly occurred to me that perhaps it is actually ment to be a "never look back" voyage for space emigrants. Here on Earth, thruout history, the groups of humans, of the same specie, were constantly THE ultimate threat to each other, just because they were separated for a while and hence developed distinct group identities. It IS going to happen on the large scale if we colonize the space across large distances. The space aliens will be us.

  256. No colonies are possible. by Sqreater · · Score: 1

    Colonies are an expansion into unused resources of water, arable land, animal, plant, and economically recoverable mineral resources. There is no water, no arable land, no animal life, and no plant life on mars. No minerals will ever be economically recoverable from Mars. We know these things. There isn't even air to breath. With all due respect to Mr. Hawkings, his opinion about leaving the Earth to form "colonies" on Mars is just one more indication of the mindless support that narrowly educated and experienced scientists give to the scientific-industrial-complex and the massively expensive programs they propose to foist on the public. Mr. Hawkings is trying to scare mankind into death, misery, and suffering in space for the profit of industry and the expansion of "science" whether he is consciously aware of it or not.

    Let me tell you the common sense truth of it: as far as the Universe is concerned, we humans are microbes living in a thin scum on the surface of a pebble rotating around a rather mediocre sun. We are not Masters of the Universe. We never will be Masters of the Universe. We will live our species-life and die when our time comes like every other life form in the Universe.

    The struggle of mankind since before Galileo has been to suppress our childish egotism to perceive realities. We have made great progress. We no longer think we are the center of the Universe and the Sun revolves around us. But we apparently still have a way to go to see our true place.

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  257. Re:Hawking demands it! -further elaboration by Firefly1 · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised the Moonraker references (look it up on Google/IMDB/wherever) haven't cropped up yet...

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  258. Why is it that whenever I think of Stephen Hawking by gijoel · · Score: 0

    I think of Davros

  259. Of course not. by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    The original posting was:

    "Yes, well, I hope you recognize that for most people on this earth, nothing has changed. Lucky us."

    This implies that nothing has changed (with regards to advancement of civilized societies) for most people on this earth, and for those that it /has/ changed (where societies /have/ advanced), it is due to luck.

    I am questioning the role of luck in the advancement of civilized societies, not the role of luck as to where people are born.

    Yes, you may be lucky to be born into a civilized society. It was not luck, however, that lead to the civilized society.

    Steve

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    1. Re:Of course not. by saltydogdesign · · Score: 1

      It was not luck, however, that lead to the civilized society.

      No, that's not luck. It's exploitation.
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  260. Worldwide Plagiarism Hawking Threat Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In response to Stephen Hawking { http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/06/1 3/1522243 }, you'll notice he talks of a need to get humanity into Outer Space whereas the writer & inventor Woodrow Riley has been writing numerous webpages { http://www.newpath4.com/newplanetearth.htm } about JUST HOW TO GET THERE. As far as Hawking "saying" Mankind faces many deadly issues, inventor Riley has listed FOUR MANMADE ARMAGEDDONS and defined each >

    http://www.newpath4.com/index.html#The4ManmadeArma geddons1EarthbutstillFluid2Water3WindPeopleLeaders andthefourObjectives4FirestormFloodofRadiation_Arm ageddonlinksonnewpath4homepage .

    Methinks SlashDot wants a Stephen Hawkings in a wheelchair but when the real article comes along, SlashDot goes into SILENCE RILEY MODE. Too bad. Riley has analyzed the Bible Ezekiel chariot and designed the engine that would make it run. But you'll never hear about it on Slash. Perhaps Riley should whip out the walker he hobbled around on in 1989 after he was very nearly killed March 27, 1989 accident on his job. WOULD THAT HELP YOU YAHOOS WAKE UP & SEE THE PLAGIARISM THREAT, THE ONGOING PATENT THREATS? Is that what you need in order to listen to someone, be able to look down on them?

    Read Riley's accounts sometime, read how he wasn't in cannonball run, he was projected like a human cannonball then being vectored into the ground with his chest slamming the ground at the speed of a ROCKET SLED as the thousand pounds of freight fell across his legs, anchoring him to the ground as his torso had been shot forward >

    http://www.newpath4.com/fraudinauschwitzvirginia_w oodrowriley1989.htm &

    http://www.newpath4.com/fraudinauschwitzvirginia_w oodrowriley1989_1975%2B2005_update7142005.htm#Doct orsin2005StillPunchingthe2006ClockonWoodrowRileySt illPunchingtheClockonAllofAmericaDoctorsLawyersHos pitalsfromHellPracticinginRoanokeVirginiagettingaw aywithitMyStoryofSurvivalselfdiagnosticselfmedical treatmentfromonlinehealthfoodstoresLinktothisPage_ http_www_newpath4_com_fraudinauschwitzvirgi

    1. Re:Worldwide Plagiarism Hawking Threat Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My son William, I have learned, has something else besides leukemia on top of the leukemia, and it will be the end for him at 29 years of age. A big tall boy with big tree trunk legs like you don't see real often. He has a few days left. The doctors I faxed yesterday morning, Roanoke Virginia Hematolgy-Oncology doctors, did not have the commonest of decency to Fax me back and tell me he was on his last legs.

      So as William's life comes to a close, the doctors continue to stab me in the solar plexus abdomini (gut) with their unprofessional Roanoke Virginia attitude as I posted the links explaining on the post above I made earlier today > ( http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=188342 &cid=15531823 ). Just brush the Dad away as if I am a glob of spit they pass walking up to their nice medical offices where printers hum to send out their billings (sort of a lot like when you get a vasectomy really).

      Am I angry? No. If you read anything about me, any of the links there on the post and on my website concerning how my doctors have not tried to heal me for the past 17 YEARS, you'll find out I have been walking this path a very long time. I figure since I'm 25% Native American it's just like walking a trail of tears with my ancestors. Because of the Post Traumatic Stress Disorder from a lifetime of accidents, head concussions, near-death traumas, I don't shed many tears so it's a figure of speech. Anger? No. I wouldn't waste my anger on these Roanoke Virginia doctors. I will however continue my Internet writing efforts with renewed enthusiasm to make SURE people understand when they move into Roanoke Virginia even their prayers will not be heard.

      This is a place where no sensible, loving caring people should ever come. When you move here, you move your family into the Pits of Hell. Discrimination is alive and well here. Have you ever watched the movie Pleasantville where people are all living the 1950's over again? Well, to say Roanoke is like that is to be far too kind.

      When I grew up here I came to find out my grandfather had been forced off his land c. 1935 so they could turn his Carvins Cove home into a drinking water reservoir for the City of Roanoke. So the land I should have inherited, or the monies my Dad might have had to help me build a future like the Al Gores in this world, well, the City of Roanoke Virginia took away that future for a few bucks.

      I say that not in anger. 1935, after all, IS A LONG TIME AGO. I'm just writing it so people understand that when I began inventing many new engines for everyone's benefit, that not having some land to borrow the funds to do the Research & Development legwork, well, you see what I'm saying. The rug started being pulled out from under me and any inventions long ago. I was born in 1951.

      It is, however, a point of interest that my Dad married a woman who was 50% Native American so when my home land was taken from me, it's pretty much PAR FOR THE COURSE, a city full of White Folks taking another crummy Indian's birthright land from him. Even now today, even though Roanoke Virginia's Times newspaper knows of all my inventions, they will not print so much as even my homepage http://www.newpath4.com/ so while taking the land was LONG AGO, the defrauding of me {Race Rape?} has been continued, renewed and carried on right up to this very day.

      As you may or may not know, the State of Virginia is a George Walker Bush-owned State. Ah ha. Now you're starting to CONNECT THE DOTS eh? Are you or your company reading into of Roanoke's nice shiny brochures? Thinking of moving here? Well, I'll tell you my opinion, that a city in America that shoves a family OFF THEIR LAND for a PITTANCE brings upon itself a CURSE. Not a witch doctor curse but a real curse they write on themselves, cursing the community because it trashes whoever's Future it wants for

    2. Re:Worldwide Plagiarism Hawking Threat Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      6 am, Thursday. William left this world. June 15, 2006. Not in pain. He knew he had treated everyone with respect & love. In the last several years he's spent v/little time with me. As the disease was building within him towards this day he spent less energy on EVERYBODY, relegating most toward his wife & daughter, yet he stretched himself further out and included many, many people.

      I could have made time with him, in retrospect, but there was a little problem. You see, after my foot was smashed up to the shinbone & the ankle was crushed all to pieces, the doctors didn't care enough {he's just Worker's Comp} to prescribe STEROIDS, which they were supposed to do after surgery. So as time passed toward this day when all my chances with William are gone, I look back how it took me, a non doctor, FOURTEEN YEARS before I fixed myself and regrew muscle between all the bones in my foot. Now I'm past that but time has brought me many replacements.

      Within 8 day's time of starting a prohormone product called MUSCLE JACK ( which unlocks testosterone in a man's blood so it can be used to build muscle ), I was walking again. The bones in both my feet had been crunched, smashed flat by 8,000 ft.-lbs. across the calves & feet, but mostly the rt. foot, but when I tried to walk the bones minus the muscle, well, all the bones in my feet scrubbed against each other. On my website I have mentioned this several times. I was crippled from walking by the inactions of sloppy non professionals. Oh, I went to a number of orthopaedic men & GP's and even told the psychiatrist who helped me for a while, about how incredible the pain was. I told them I wanted to return to Work so I could help my sons, help William.

      What did they do? They had been keeping records in a computer database. They profiled me. They decided my pain was imagined, in my head. After all, I WAS BIPOLAR. So each doctor in line, down through FOURTEEN YEARS TIME, deprived me of medical care of a RELATIVELY SIMPLE STEROID PRODUCT I SHOULD HAVE RECEIVED ON MARCH 27, 1989. And they did, in fact, take my 14 years out of my family because I have been confined to a home prison, barely able to do my own shopping. All because "professional: DOCTOR IMITATORS who were supposed to address the PHYSICAL PROBLEMS were instead deciding they were QUALIFIED TO DIAGNOSE ME AS A HYPOCHONDRIAC.

      In other words, 14 years worth of MALPRACTICE. Their malpractice which is really NO PRACTICE has cost me dearly. President George Walker Bush says we shouldn't be awarded much money for atrocities committed by doctors. So, hey, I fully understand that maybe a lot of "you out there" may decide I must be eaten up with anger, and of you will dismiss these 3 posts as just being "a rant". Take a look. Ask yourself how you would feel, your Mom dying in 1998, having to take her to her cancer treatments pushing her down the hospital corridors to radiation scanners, and ALL the bones in your feet scrubbing against each other. Or better yet, take a few dry chicken bones and place a 275 lb. man stepping on them and listen to how they CRUNCH & GRIND. I lived like that for 14 years.

      And this isn't a rant. Neither is my website http://www.newpath4.com/ . I decided long ago if my doctors were going to carry on an ongoing PURPOSEFUL AVOIDANCE OF MY MEDICAL SYMPTOMS that the JOB WAS INCUMBENT UPON ME THAT I SHOULD WARN OTHERS... WARN YOU. AND THAT I HAVE DONE, MY FRIENDS. My engines work was all a side dish that came from my incarceration and incapacitation by these no good scum doctors in Roanoke Virginia. They are more than you can count on two hands twice. My medical records are AN OPEN BOOK TO ANYONE OUT THERE WHO READS THIS & DECIDES WHAT WAS DONE TO ME, THE TIME THAT WAS STOLEN FROM ME WITH MY FAMILY AND THEM WITH ME, so read my website pages to your heart's content or even NOT AT ALL, BUT KNOW THIS ONE THING.

      I HAVE TOLD YOU THE TRUTH. As

  261. Oh Rly? by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    >No, that's not luck. It's exploitation.

    Well as we change the subject, I'll thank you for your tacit acknowlegement that in fact, luck is not what gave rise to advancements in civilized societies. Thank you.

    So your hypothesis is now, then, that exploitation is what gives rise to advancements in civilization. I would say that that is only part of the story.

    In my opinion, societies generally advance as they struggle through turmoil. Sometimes that turmoil is exploitation. Sometimes the turmoil is persecution. Sometimes it is natural disaster. Sometimes it is simply the development of new ways of thinking that displace old ways of thinking. Whatever the catalyst, however, it is not the catalyst that causes the advancement, because no doubt many societies have faced turmoil and failed to overcome it. Rather it is the /successful struggle/ of those in the midst of turmoil that causes the advancement. In the case of exploitation, it is not the exploitation that causes advancement, for there are probably many exploited socities that do not or did not advance. Rather, it is the the people struggling under the burden of the exploitation who summon up physical, moral, spiritual or intellectual fortitude to overcome who advance their societies.

    In short, hard work, dedication, and talent are some, but certainly not all, of the virtues that cause advancements in civilization in the face of adversities. Societies that lack the necessary virtues won't advance regardless of what adversities they struggle under.

    Steve

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    1. Re:Oh Rly? by saltydogdesign · · Score: 1

      I think you may be reading a bit too much into my comments. I'm merely trying to point out that technology doesn't automatically lift all boats.

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  262. correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > (Saberhagen even had some berserkers that masqueraded as humans at some points, and used time travel, which Stargate hasn't gotten around to, mercifully, though I couldn't tell you why.)

    Er, the Replicators have in fact done both.

    SG-1 attempted to stop the human form replicators with a time-distortion weapon that the replicators had previously mastered and turned to their own ends (the evolution of the human-form replicators, for one). (Not time-travel, I suppose, but we've already crossed the line into needlessly pedantic here. :)

  263. Recruit among agrophobics by maddogsparky · · Score: 1
    Put enough regolith over your head and you'll be just as safe as you are on earth. The downside is, who wants to live indoors for the rest of their life? I'd love to go to space and live there, but a person needs enough room to roam so they don't get too cramped. But then again, I hear some underground mines can get to be pretty big. There was also talk at one time of setting off a nuke under the surface of the moon to form a large cave; if the Apollo astronauts would have set one off, the radiation level might have been tollerable by now...

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  264. Re:Won't Get Fooled Again by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Moderation -1
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    OK, I did expect the 700 Club Inquisition. That makes my post TrollModBait, not flamebait. The ChrisTaliban are the flamers, except where redefined by Constitutional amendment.

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  265. Re:Ahh, yes, this always works so well by rho · · Score: 1

    "Altruism" was the wrong word. How about "fanciful, and laced with typical left-wing boogeymen"?

    "It is important for the human race to spread out into space for the survival of the species," Hawking said. "Life on Earth is at the ever-increasing risk of being wiped out by a disaster, such as sudden global warming, nuclear war, a genetically engineered virus or other dangers we have not yet thought of."

    In cased you missed it, he didn't suggest a natural disaster like a meteor smashing into the Earth. Every doomsday scenario suggested had a human-causation. (Except maybe "sudden global warming", whatever that's supposed to be.) The problem of humans being assholes is not something that is fixed by rocketships to new planets.

    It's pretty funny, though. Hawking is undoubtably a firm believer in evolution. If the human species bites it, eventually something like us will come along again, given time. So what's the big deal? If you want to do something for the human race, encourage Hawking to get a vasectomy. Poison genes are much more likely to cause harm than a fancied asteroid of doom.

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  266. Yeah, but he's inviting you to change his opinion. by Ivan+Matveitch · · Score: 1

    It is not impossible: an emotional appeal, for instance, might rouse his heart to new feeling.

  267. Black hole exists right now... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    See here.

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  268. Umm... attention ST geeks... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    ...detailed discussions of the workings of Starfleet and The Federation...

    Respectfully...

    I'd just like to say... GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed! ...

    I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves? ... You, you must be almost 30... have you ever kissed a girl?

    I didn't think so! There's a whole world out there! When I was your age, I didn't watch television! I LIVED! So... move out of your parent's basements! And get your own apartments and GROW THE HELL UP! I mean, it's just a TV show dammit, IT'S JUST A TV SHOW!

    [ My apologies to Bill Shatner and SNL. ]

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    1. Re:Umm... attention ST geeks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hmmm, who's the bigger nerd. The one who quotes star trek, or the one who quotes a star trek actor on saturday night live?

    2. Re:Umm... attention ST geeks... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
      ...one who quotes a star trek actor on saturday night live...

      Don't know if you ever saw that skit, but it was hilarious.

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  269. Re:MMMNEH!HypocritGGGGNEH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is actually funny if you read ... er ... between the lines.

    Mod parent up!