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  1. Re:simpsons quote on Ape-Human Split Moved Back By Millions Of Years · · Score: 1

    No matter how much you fancy it up with silver goblets and pretty white napkins, ritualistic cannibalism is still cannibalistic. The magic of the Eucharist is that so many people who want to do good have been so easily fooled into participating in drinking blood. As I've already told you, learn what a metaphor is. Or are you seriously worried about us evilly destroying the grapes for their blood? If it's the latter, please stop eating any and all food.
  2. Re:simpsons quote on Ape-Human Split Moved Back By Millions Of Years · · Score: 1

    ritualistic cannibalism Either 1)you don't know what a metaphor is(Jesus spoke almost entirely in parables) or 2) you're making shit up.
  3. Re:simpsons quote on Ape-Human Split Moved Back By Millions Of Years · · Score: 1

    Incapable of detecting evil. Which is why the serpent could trick Eve.

  4. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... on Ape-Human Split Moved Back By Millions Of Years · · Score: 1

    Actually, that's part of the test. Have you never had Mr. Munroe as a substitute teacher?

  5. Re:Without a comment... on Where To Find Opus On Sunday · · Score: 1

    Why would Bill O'Reilly post in the hotbed of the left-wing KKK Nazis!

  6. Re:"Lotr looks fake" - that wont happen on The Mindset of the Class of 2029 · · Score: 1

    The "bastardizations" are exaggerated due to the fact that 99% of complainers hadn't actually seen the originals since the special editions came out.

  7. Re:The REAL class of 2029 on The Mindset of the Class of 2029 · · Score: 1

    Yes, Bush fended off so many attacks from Osama bin Mohammed bin Ladin! Oh wait, one isn't very many at all!

  8. Re:HEADLINE: 10th dirty nuke detonated this year on The Mindset of the Class of 2029 · · Score: 1

    Well, nobody else actually has nuclear weapons. (North Korea doesn't count, its nukes aren't going to be off the ground until at least a decade from now, and by then China will have taken it over)

  9. Re:Movies have always come in the mail on The Mindset of the Class of 2029 · · Score: 1

    Quality humor is something that exists now but would have been considered grounds for being labeled as a communist during the 1950s.

  10. Re:Add one on The Mindset of the Class of 2029 · · Score: 1

    except that the McCarthy hearings captured maybe two actual communists out of the thousands he had blacklisted.

  11. Re:Teledildonics on The Mindset of the Class of 2029 · · Score: 1

    Well, computers have always been smarter than the majority of the Baby Boomers and their parents...

  12. Re:Danes did it first... on Where To Find Opus On Sunday · · Score: 1

    This is why the Danish newspaper who commissioned the cartoon was a cowardly shitstain, complaining about 'free speech' despite 99% of the violent reaction occurring very far away from them. And that final 1% was scattered and only nominally murderous. If they were really brave the cartoonist should have flown over to the United Arab Emirates and passed out copies of his newspaper to the Emirati there.

  13. Re:Danes did it first... on Where To Find Opus On Sunday · · Score: 1

    There are three facts about the cartoons you should know.
    * All the Muslim opposition to it was in Arab nations who need scapegoats to hide the fact that their leaders are horribly corrupt. Only about ten muslims in Europe were offended enough to set a car on fire.
    * The newspapers acted like wounded animals and started screaming bloody murder when people registered their offense at a comic that was offensive(offensive, n: intended to cause offense) and not even funny. There wasn't even any censorship involved. Actually, the registration of offense is one of the best things to happen to the paper.
    * Nobody had even heard of the comic until a year after its publication when the yelling started.

  14. Re:Bizarro Slashdot on Where To Find Opus On Sunday · · Score: 1

    There is, however, a right to register your offense.

  15. Re:Bizarro Slashdot on Where To Find Opus On Sunday · · Score: 1

    No, the culprit is the belief in your ingroup's superiority, and in violent evangelism. In religion, it's being called God's chosen people. In Communism, it's more political. Your philosophy is centered around this stuff.

  16. Re:Why.. on Skype Linux Reads Password and Firefox Profile · · Score: 1

    Because if an open-source app did it then there would be a big media storm followed by a fork if the change isn't rescinded.

  17. Re:Journalistic Standards on Dateline NBC Mole Outed At DefCon · · Score: 1, Informative

    4chan deserves any slander it can get. 4channers are the scum of the internet, and the sooner that site is taken off the web, the better.

  18. Re:He was not the first one. on Stem Cell Fraudster May Have Actually Made Breakthrough · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, since babies created by parthenogenesis are generally going to be female, this is much more likely to be the Orici.

  19. Re:yay parthenogenesis on Stem Cell Fraudster May Have Actually Made Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    I doubt it, the ones that blend aren't the ones that want to be our overlords.

  20. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... on Stem Cell Fraudster May Have Actually Made Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    Also, King Arthur, Darth Vader, and the Orici(well, that one wasn't a virgin, but it wasn't regular sex)

  21. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... on Stem Cell Fraudster May Have Actually Made Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    Actually, in most languages excluding English and including the language the Bible was written in, the word for 'man' used in those cases referred to human not male.

  22. Re:Barbie disagrees on Winnie Wrote a Math Book · · Score: 1

    The difference between good hard and sucky hard is like the difference between a Kafka story and Dick and Jane in Klingon.

  23. Re:Waggle? on Smash Bros. Gets Story-Driven Single Player Campaign · · Score: 1

    Until Steve Ballmer is living off of government checks good has not triumphed over evil. (Microsoft as a whole isn't evil, just bloated, but there is not a single good word that can be said about Ballmer.)

  24. Re:Oh god... on Smash Bros. Gets Story-Driven Single Player Campaign · · Score: 1

    That would be correct. The characters are implied to be toys.

  25. Re:Anonymous cowards? on What Does the 'Next Internet' Look Like? · · Score: 1

    Getting rid of 4chan is the exact reason why we need less anonymity.