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Stem Cell Fraudster May Have Actually Made Breakthrough

Otter writes "Woo Suk Hwang's career swung from fame over his lab's claim of the first stem cells from a cloned human embryo to humiliation when the results were found to be fake. Research at Harvard on Hwang's cells has found that they are actually parthenogenic lines derived from eggs -- perhaps a more important and difficult achievement than what he had been claiming! 'Researchers said that the distinct "genetic fingerprint" of the stem cells means they may be the first in the world to be extracted from embryos produced by the so-called "virgin birth" method, or parthenogenesis. This happens when eggs are stimulated into becoming embryos without ever being fertilised by sperm, and has been achieved in animals. However, before Hwang, no one had managed to produce a human embryo using parthenogenesis which lived long enough to allow the extraction of viable stem cells.'"

206 comments

  1. Original paper by Otter · · Score: 5, Informative

    Link to the paper. I submitted this as a story and didn't want to bomb Cell's servers if it hit the main page...

    1. Re:Original paper by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      It made it - but your comments go with it - so....

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    2. Re:Original paper by Otter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know, but even that should cut down on the avalanche at least somewhat.

  2. ignorance in need of a cure by WGFELyL5 · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Hope you can help me.

    New research at Harvard on Hwang's cells has found that they are actually parthenogenic lines derived from eggs -- perhaps a more important and difficult achievement than what he had been claiming [the first stem cells from a cloned human embryo]! What are parthogenic lines?
    Is there a way to derive them other than using eggs?
    Do they occur naturally somewhere?

    Why is this more important than stem cells from a cloned human embryo?

    Why was that important?
    Ethicists are satisfied if the destroyed embryo is a cloned one?

    1. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are parthogenic lines?
      Is there a way to derive them other than using eggs?
      Do they occur naturally somewhere?


      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenogenesis

    2. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Informative

      What are parthogenic lines?
      Is there a way to derive them other than using eggs?
      Do they occur naturally somewhere?


      You mean parthenogenic. It means conception of an egg into an embryo without the male sperm (or any other male fertilization).

      Yes, in some species, this occurs in nature.

      (See? We men aren't useful for much except for fixing cars and hauling around heavy objects. ;)

      Why is this more important than stem cells from a cloned human embryo?


      Because it wasn't previously thought possible.
    3. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by Belacgod · · Score: 5, Funny

      Parthenogenesis is how they built that temple in Athens.

    4. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by idontgno · · Score: 4, Funny

      (See? We men aren't useful for much except for fixing cars and hauling around heavy objects. ;)

      It's a standing joke between my Beloved and I.... "If only cucumbers could mow the grass...."

      I hope it's a joke, at least.

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    5. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by everphilski · · Score: 4, Funny

      best be glad she knows nothing of astroturf :P

    6. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by sYkSh0n3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      (See? We men aren't useful for much except for fixing cars and hauling around heavy objects. ;)


      Unfortunately, they dont even need us for cars or lifting anymore.

      And since us average slashdot readers weren't good for either anyway. what are we gonna do???

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

      But seriously. Am I to understand that this guy did something thats amazingly hard to do, and fraudulently claimed he did something else that was easier than what he really did. And if that's so, what is wrong with this guy? Does he even understand the field he claims to work in?
    7. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by Chemisor · · Score: 2, Funny

      > What are parthogenic lines?
      > Is there a way to derive them other than using eggs?

      As a Slashdot reader, I am sure that what you really want to ask is: "can we reproduce without women?". And Dr.Hwang's research has sadly failed to produce an answer to that question so far. Perhaps we should set up a donation site to prod him to research in that direction instead of trying to get women to conceive without men. I am sure that millions of Slashdot readers, and, of course, China, would be immensely grateful should such research be successful.

    8. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      Now that it is, at least, thought possible, stretch a little and theres your immaculate conception.

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    9. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by superstick58 · · Score: 0

      (See? We men aren't useful for much except for fixing cars and hauling around heavy objects. ;)

      Oh we have much more value! For instance, who's going to open all those jars?

    10. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by quasius · · Score: 1

      "Ethicists are satisfied if the destroyed embryo is a cloned one?" No. If it's a human baby, you can't kill it. It's that simple. And from what I understand, this parthogenic egg grows just as any other embryo, correct?

    11. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by MalHavoc · · Score: 1

      (See? We men aren't useful for much except for fixing cars and hauling around heavy objects. ;)


      Have you seen the East German or Chinese olympic women swim teams? We're not even needed for that any more, sadly :)
    12. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      It's rare that a one-liner from Slashdot makes me bust out laughing. Good one.

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    13. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by cuantar · · Score: 1

      Why is this a troll? I laughed!

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    14. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by plunge · · Score: 1

      Well, given that there is no evidence at all that any Mary was actually a virgin (and all the ways virgins can be impregnated even without breaking their hymen, which ancient peoples were likely ignorant of), its far more likely that she just got knocked up... or that the whole story was rumor-milled into the Jesus story because you weren't considered cool in the Roman Empire unless you were born of a virgin.

    15. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by plunge · · Score: 1

      Yes, but without any "moment of conception" which nutjobs have declared is the magic process that fills a bunch of dividing cells with magic soulpowers that, say, a tumor or adult stem cells doesn't have.

      Of course, in most cases, homo sapien partho lines do NOT naturally develop normally: that's whats interesting about this research is that its been more normal in its development than most.

    16. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by porl · · Score: 1

      i actually read somewhere that it was more a mistranslation than anything. i might be wrong but i heard that the original text could have just as easily been translated into 'young woman' as 'virgin'. not sure where i got it from though, so take it with a grain of salt.

    17. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by plunge · · Score: 1

      It's ambiguous. Regardless, Jewish scholars never considered that passage to be one of the core messianic prophecies to begin with, given that it refers to events that come to happen in the OT. When early Christians decided that Jesus must have been the messiah, they hit the snag that none of the actual major "signs" of the messiah had come to pass. So they scrambled for trying to read all sorts of other possibilities out of Scripture.

    18. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by AiToyonsNostril · · Score: 1

      Well, it would be funny if it weren't so solidly based in truth. Athens is named after Athena, one of her nick names being Parthenos (the virgin because that's one of her defining characteristics). From there, you get the Parthenon. So, that joke is actually quite true.

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    19. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Don't ask me. I'm married. ;)

    20. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      I'd really like to see how they would react if an egg produced through parthenogenesis were to develop and be born. Would they claim she has no soul and is just imitating other people? Would they change their minds and decide that souls are added at an unknown time after inception? I really doubt many people would give up on the idea of souls, but they'd have to come up with something.

  3. In a related story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I managed to achieve cold fusion while cooking my breakfast in the microwave this morning.

    1. Re:In a related story... by Floritard · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then why did you originally claim it was a time machine for cats? Fraudster!

    2. Re:In a related story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people call that microwavable oatmeal.

  4. Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by crossb0nez · · Score: 3, Funny

    This has been done Once before in history... :)

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    1. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by aquabat · · Score: 4, Funny

      This has been done Once before in history... :) Jesus Christ! That's pretty amazing!
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    2. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by dvice_null · · Score: 1

      I bulieve you. If you can prove it?

    3. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Umbral+Blot · · Score: 1

      We are talking about Darth Vader right? (A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...)

    4. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Aslan72 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      According to Christian theology, sin nature comes in through the man which was why Jesus was perfect and sinless. I'd be interested to see if a human could come from this sort of procedure and what they would be like; theologically they'd have no sin nature. Wow, there's something to wrap your head around.

    5. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but don't let's bring Xenu into this. These Slashdotters don't approve.

    6. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Jesus Christ! That's pretty amazing! To produce a male offspring by parthenogenesis, the mother would have to be a chimera formed between her and a fraternal twin, and somehow produced an egg from the male-chimeric half's cells, which then underwent parthenogenesis.

      Now the probabilities are approaching miraculous.

      Of course, that would mean that Jesus was genetically Mary's twin brother.

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    7. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Are you serious?

      Because if you are I think you need to spend more time with Christians (or stop talking about them).

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    8. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not so. Your basic premise is false.

    9. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by andphi · · Score: 4, Funny

      Chimera? Are we talking about the upside-down head kind or the croco-lion-wolf kind?

      Sorry. You say Chimera and I think FMA.

      But seriously, that's a very interesting question. Would that I still had mod points for the day.

    10. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Um, no. When the Bible refers to "man", it means "mankind". Jesus was half-mankind, half-God. He still was tempted by the sinful nature of man (e.g. the devil tempting Jesus in the desert), but he was able to resist the temptation. So I'm afraid there's no theological dilemma looming here.

      From the perspective of science, parthenogenesis has long been known to be a possible physical explanation for a real-life virgin birth. It's just that up until now, there has been no solid proof that it could happen in humans.

      I've said it before and I'll say it again. You can find physical explanations for everything that happens in the universe. That's not the point. If you believe in God, then you must believe that it's his Universe that follows his Laws. Which means that everything that happens has an explanation inside the universe. The only question is, did it happen because an extra-universal God made it happen (some of these events have pretty freaky odds) or because it was simply a big coincidence? That's an answer that science can't provide (at least yet) and where theology comes into play.

    11. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to Christian theology, sin nature comes in through the man which was why Jesus was perfect and sinless. I'd be interested to see if a human could come from this sort of procedure and what they would be like; theologically they'd have no sin nature. Wow, there's something to wrap your head around.

      I'm not sure which Christian theology thinks like that. I do know however, that the Catholic tradition is different.

      In it a special event occurred during the creation of Mary. This was the "Immaculate conception". This somehow preventing Mary from inheriting Original sin. As such she was able to ascend directly to heaven upon her death. Further Jesus Christ had no original sin as neither GOD nor Mary was inflicted with it.

    12. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by teknopurge · · Score: 0, Troll

      Please take your fairy-tales elsewhere. This is slashdot, not bible-happy-fun-fun-koombiya camp.

      Bring on the spelling Nazis!

    13. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      This was basically a memetic compatibility hack so that christianity could take over northern european Goddess-worship. The pagan irish, in particular, remember, worshipped female goddesses. The Virign Mary _had_ to be made a demigod, to memetically engineer the takeover of celtic (and similar northern europan) religions (Now you know why Irish people are usually catholic). And you know all those stupid saints that catholics are always praying to? Hundreds of them are basically transcodings of the celtic and other pagan pantheons.

    14. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Actually it was Eve that first at the apple, and the first sin.

      Also I don't recall Jesus being sinless; there's at least one part that says he did sin.

    15. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Aslan72 · · Score: 1

      Right, he was God made flesh, yes, and by definition perfect already. But he avoided the curse and subsequent sin nature by the way he was born.

    16. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Segod · · Score: 1

      More than once

      http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/theodore_dr ange/bible.html

      "Many famous people and mythical heroes were said, by one group or another, to have been born of a virgin. Among them were Julius Caesar, Augustus, Aristomenes, Alexander the Great, Plato, Cyrus, the elder Scipio, some of the Egyptian Pharaohs, the Buddha, Hermes, Mithra, Attis-Adonis, Hercules, Cybele, Demeter, Leo, and Vulcan. For this reason it seems likely that Matthew and the Greek translators of the Septuagint did not discover the virgin birth idea in Isaiah, but imposed it upon the text."

    17. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Roman consulate: Your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for...sister! So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her, too. The Wise Men was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the roman high priests, then perhaps she will...

      (so obligatory)

    18. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also I don't recall Jesus being sinless; there's at least one part that says he did sin.

      Eh? When did Jesus sin? He was tempted by sin, but never gave into it. The Bible is very clear on the fact that he was "a man without blame".
    19. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, since Jesus never existed...

    20. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am dying to know who was the first one?

      AC

    21. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, no. When the Bible refers to "man", it means "mankind". Jesus was half-mankind, half-God.

      I'm afraid "half" is not well-defined at all in this context. Can you elaborate? Could you also define what you mean by "God" and how that relates to the concept of "half" that you have clarified for me above?

      I've said it before and I'll say it again. You can find physical explanations for everything that happens in the universe. That's not the point. If you believe in God, then you must believe that it's his Universe that follows his Laws. Which means that everything that happens has an explanation inside the universe.

      So where are we to get the knowledge of this god if everything has an explanation within the universe? Because you say so? Because someone a long time ago said so?


      The only question is, did it happen because an extra-universal God made it happen (some of these events have pretty freaky odds) or because it was simply a big coincidence?


      But these "freaky odds" are all by nature computed post-hoc. What were the odds that a car with the license plate VFD-111 just drove past me? Really low, right! Too low to be a coincidence? Post-hoc probability calculations are almost always worthless, so "freaky odds" don't really matter.

      That's an answer that science can't provide (at least yet) and where theology comes into play.

      So we realize we have a limited understanding of the universe, and therefore should explain things by magic instead of simply admitting our ignorance?

    22. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    23. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by CapnGrunge · · Score: 1

      Deus ex machina.

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    24. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by NaugaHunter · · Score: 2, Funny

      To produce a male offspring by parthenogenesis, the mother would have to be a chimera formed between her and a fraternal twin, and somehow produced an egg from the male-chimeric half's cells, which then underwent parthenogenesis.
      So that's how Jesus' midi-chlorian level was so high!

      Of course, that would mean that Jesus was genetically Mary's twin brother.
      So hers were the same level? Now I'm confused.

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    25. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Anyone who thinks that Jesus didn't exist is as far removed from science as the Christians they're railing against.

      There is little to no argument that a historical figure named Jesus existed. Whether everything said about him in the New Testament is true or not *is* strongly debated.

    26. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by NaugaHunter · · Score: 1
      First you have to accept that 'virgin birth' meant 'conception without sex', and not that it simply meant 'young woman birth' when applying a translation of a hebrew word to tie Jesus' birth back to the predictions written about in Isaiah 7:14:

      Therefore the Lord himself shall give you a sign; Behold, a virgin shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his name Immanuel.
      The King James Version mistranslates the Hebrew word "almah", which means "young woman" as "virgin". (The Hebrew word, "bethulah", means "virgin".) In addition, the young woman referred to in this verse was living at the time of the prophecy. And Jesus, of course, was called Jesus -- and is not called Emmanuel in any verse in the New Testament.

      Of course, I recall singing songs about Emmanuel around Easter. Like it was his Super Secret name only true believers knew, or something.
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    27. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by bagsc · · Score: 1

      You know, at first I thought: "Finally! An ethical source of stem cells! Christians can't argue that parthenogenic embryos are worth saving!"
      Then I thought: "Wait, Christians thought a parthenogenic embryo WAS saving..."
      A moment later: "Wait, Christians think a parthenogenic embryo can save mankind!"

      I will stop thinking there :)

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    28. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by yoyoq · · Score: 1

      i always wondered about that Emmanuel name too.

    29. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by yoyoq · · Score: 1

      so that means Mary was a molecular biologist investigating how to clone stem cells?

    30. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And Jesus, of course, was called Jesus -- and is not called Emmanuel in any verse in the New Testament.

      *cough*

      "Behold, a virgin shall be with child and shall bring forth a Son, and they shall call His name Emmanuel" (which being interpreted is, "God with us"). --Matthew 1:23 of the New Testament

    31. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      some of these events have pretty freaky odds

      Precisely. Which is why it makes *far* more sense to believe the obvious: Mary got pregnant out of wedlock, then came up with a clever little tale so she wouldn't be ostracized.

      Honestly, why people turn to magic when simple human behaviour can explain such things, I'll never know.

    32. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Kagura · · Score: 2, Funny

      Raven, is that you?

    33. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. That sounds like a distortion of Roman Catholic theology(which as far as I know, no other Christian group agrees with). According to Roman Catholic theology, Jesus was sinless because Mary was sinless because of the Immaculate Conception (which was the conception of Mary). I may still have that wrong, not being Catholic, but it is closer than your understanding.

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    34. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great Zombie Jesus that was funny!

    35. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Yup. The same is true of Siddhartha Gautama. Though, interestingly, there's far more historical evidence supporting his existence than there is of Jesus Christ.

    36. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, no. When the Bible refers to "man", it means "mankind".

      Hmmm where does it say that? Oh wait that's just an interpretation it doesn't explicitely say that anywhere in the bible.
    37. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Stanistani · · Score: 1

      >koombiya

      That's properly spelled Kumbaya or Kum Ba Yah.

      You're welcome.

    38. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now all we need is someone to mention that Mohammad was a real person too and we'll have a complete set.

      Err... I just did that, didn't I? Damn.

    39. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Xtravar · · Score: 2, Funny

      What were the odds that a car with the license plate VFD-111 just drove past me? That's my license plate, you insensitive clod!

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    40. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Actually, in most languages excluding English and including the language the Bible was written in, the word for 'man' used in those cases referred to human not male.

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    41. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Also, King Arthur, Darth Vader, and the Orici(well, that one wasn't a virgin, but it wasn't regular sex)

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    42. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by obender · · Score: 2, Informative

      The King James Version mistranslates the Hebrew word "almah", which means "young woman" as "virgin".
      The Jewish scholars who translated and compiled the Hebrew scriptures into a Greek version of the Old Testament, translated almah in Isaiah 7:14 as parthenos, which almost always means "virgin". Since these Jewish scholars were well acquainted with the meaning of the old Hebrew words as well as the Greek, their interpretation (developed hundreds of years before Jesus) should be given special weight.

      You can read the full article here

    43. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      How about "the whole story about Jesus's divine origin was made up a few decades after his death just like all other stories about the divine origin of a person you're trying to build a mythology around"? What's the difference between Jesus's virgin birth and the story of Buddha being born from his mother's side? The birth of a mythological character *always* has a supernatural element to it to mark the occasion, in every religion and every culture. It's just part of the standard formula.

    44. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Of course, that would mean that Jesus was genetically Mary's twin brother. That would have profound theological insights. Mary, mother of God, daughter of God? That's as weird as Jesus being God *and* being the Son of God!
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    45. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, father Callahan?

    46. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Peaker · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I read Mary was mistranslated from a "young lady" to a "virgin", and that is the source of that entire silliness.

    47. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      Though, interestingly, there's far more historical evidence supporting his existence than there is of Jesus Christ.
      No there isn't.

      There's, it's a tie in the "unsupported claims" game.
    48. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      I've never met a Christian whose reason for believing that there's something special about Jesus was that Mary claimed to be a virgin when she got pregnant.

    49. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      You would not believe how many other churches use that "distortion" or something resembling it. Other churches may disagree with Roman Catholics, and vice versa violently, but they still can have quite a bit in common.
      I read through a Roman Catholic catechism once. If I understood it right, the Roman Catholics believe Jesus was sinless at conception because (aside from necessity) his Father was God and his mother, the Blessed Virgin Mary, was sinless at conception; and the Blessed Virgin Mary was made sinless at conception because God knew that she would assent to being the mother of Jesus. We have an official temporal loop!

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    50. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by kraada · · Score: 1

      Or you could believe the truth: the original word in the bible translates to "young woman" not virgin; there was a mistranslation along the way, and some people thought "Hey, that's a nice story, we'll keep it" even though it had no basis in the original bible as written . . .

    51. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      Yes, Eve ate the apple first. But Adam is held responsible for the Fall.

    52. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1

      A much simpler explanation would be that Jesus was actually a woman. After all, doesn't the New Testament say:

      Blessed be those who lower the seat after using the toilet, for they show thoughtfulness toward those who shall come after them. Yea verily men, thou art of whom I speak!

      I think that's from the Sermon on the Mound :)

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    53. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      "You would not believe how many other churches use that "distortion" or something resembling it. " You're right, since I have never heard any active member of a Christian Church, not a Roman Catholic, take a position even closely resembling that (although considering some of the ways that I have heard uninformed people explain some of my denomination's beliefs, I guess it is possible that there are people who explain it that way). I have done an informal study of the teachings of most denominations and none of the one's I am familiar with (outside of Roman Catholicism) have an understanding of Jesus' anywhere close to what you suggested (and Roman Catholcism, while IMO bizarre, isn't very close either).

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    54. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by joseph449008 · · Score: 1

      Except that borrowing older mythology is a more likely explanation.

    55. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I didn't realize I needed to provide citations when passing on information I've gleaned from elsewhere. At what point did Slashdot become Wikipedia?

    56. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I read Mary was mistranslated from a "young lady" to a "virgin", and that is the source of that entire silliness.

      I wouldn't be at all surprised. Either way, calling on parthogenesis as possible explanation, given the odds involved, is pretty ridiculous.

    57. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm... Miracles and so forth are by definition supernatural phenmina, anything that can be proven to be a natural phenominon by default cannot be supernatural, meaning no miracle, and no reason to believe there is some magical guy making them... Regardless, the point is a genetic female cannot actually produce a male unless there was something strange about her, either a chimera or a biological female but genetic male due to some other condition...

    58. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by bdwebb · · Score: 1

      No way...it's fuckin Craig! Craig Christ. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0

    59. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Christianity isn't the only, or even the first religion to have a virgin birth.

      In fact, there is some evidence that christianity proponents introduced the idea of virgin birth to compete with other contemporary religions at the time of founding that also had virgin birth myths at their heart.

      And once you go from full fledged religions to ethnic group's myths and legends (hard to separate sometimes) you find an awful lot of these types of ideas cropping up again and again.

    60. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by zussal · · Score: 1

      Jesus was not half-God. Human is human.

    61. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by naoursla · · Score: 1

      From a Christian viewpoint, Jesus was God and Jesus was a man. He was both -- not half of each.

      What is he now? Is he still man or just God?

    62. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by DrChipotle · · Score: 1

      Of course, that would mean that Jesus was genetically Mary's twin brother. Unpossible. Where would the Y chromosome have come from? This particular breakthrough can't (scientifically) explain the virgin birth, as described in Christian lore.
    63. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Eccles · · Score: 1

      and shall call his name Immanuel.called Immanuel.

      ----

      You are sad,' the Knight said in an anxious tone: `let me sing you a song to comfort you.'

      `Is it very long?' Alice asked, for she had heard a good deal of poetry that day.

      `It's long,' said the Knight, `but very, VERY beautiful. Everybody that hears me sing it -- either it brings the TEARS into their eyes, or else -- '

      `Or else what?' said Alice, for the Knight had made a sudden pause.

      `Or else it doesn't, you know. The name of the song is called "HADDOCKS' EYES."'

      `Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?' Alice said, trying to feel interested.

      `No, you don't understand,' the Knight said, looking a little vexed. `That's what the name is CALLED. The name really IS "THE AGED AGED MAN."'

      `Then I ought to have said "That's what the SONG is called"?' Alice corrected herself.

      `No, you oughtn't: that's quite another thing! The SONG is called "WAYS AND MEANS": but that's only what it's CALLED, you know!'

      `Well, what IS the song, then?' said Alice, who was by this time completely bewildered.

      `I was coming to that,' the Knight said. `The song really IS "A-SITTING ON A GATE": and the tune's my own invention.'

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    64. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No! He means Grand Admiral Thrawns Star-destroyer, the one he commanded during the drive to the new republics heart. Seconded in command By Admiral Pellaeon. star destroyers are cool...

    65. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Eccles · · Score: 1

      King Arthur

      Say what? Arthur is the product of Uther Pendragon and the Lady Igraine, Uther having been magically disguised as her husband by Merlin.

      According to Excaliber, Uther didn't even take his armor off to do the deed.

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    66. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by lessthan · · Score: 1
      I'm Catholic and went to Catholic school for 12 years. What the GP said is correct (as far as Catholism goes), Mary was chosen from conception to be the mother of God. Therefore she was made sinless. Yes, she was offered a choice, but God had stacked the cards in His favor.

      Forgive me Attila, for throwing stones, but I notice Protestants that speak like you, actually don't have a very firm grasp on any religion besides their own and the distortions that that religion attributes to other faiths. I don't mean to attack you, but every time I hear "I've made an informal study of other religions..." I brace for another accusation about my worship of statues. 0.o

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    67. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

      You don't, of course. Statements on Slashdot don't require it. That doesn't affect my point: My statement to the contrary was as meaningful as yours was.

    68. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Unless, of course, God put a completely synthetic fertilized ovum in Mary's womb and just used her as a mobile incubator.

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    69. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by plunge · · Score: 1

      This is said BY the gospel interpreting the prophecy, not by any actual known person in Jesus' life. There are no references at all to anyone calling Jesus this UNTIL one of the later Gospel writers decided that, given the fact that Jesus had clearly failed to fulfill any of the actual messianic prophecies, they needed to figure out some backup ones to cover. Things like riding on two asses at once (because, yet again, they didn't understand hebrew very well) and just inserting a random angel mentioning a name that no one used are part of that.

    70. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by plunge · · Score: 1

      Those same Jewish scholars also understood that the passage in question was referring to events that happened not long after in the history, and have nothing to do with the Jesus or any paganite miracle. Shouldn't that also be given special weight? Or only when you like?

    71. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      My statement to the contrary was as meaningful as yours was. (citation needed)

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    72. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by plunge · · Score: 1

      Did Mary have any free will or was she simply a robot designed to deliver babies? If she had free will, why not simply preform this magical voodoo on all humans?

      Of course, that's assuming that the concept of "free will" even makes any sense, much less "original sin."

    73. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      What the original poster said was that Christians teach that Jesus was exempt from the curse of Original Sin because he did not have a human father, that Original Sin is passed down the paternal line only. I pointed out that only Roman Catholics believe anything close to that, and the RC belief is that Mary was sinless due to the Immaculate Conception and therefore Jesus was sinless because of this, not because Original Sin can only be inherited from the paternal line. Now in what way is my summation condemnatory of Roman Catholic teachings? and in what way does what I say disagree with what you said about Mary? Please pay attention to what people actually post, not your prejudices about them.

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    74. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by 808140 · · Score: 1

      Seriously speaking, I'm pretty sure the only non-religious references to Jesus Christ are due to Josephus, a historian of the time. It is accepted by pretty much all historians that Josephus' extant writings have all been carefully copy-edited by the Church over the years. The originals do not exist anymore and analysis of the texts we do have show evidence of tampering.

      Having said that, it seems unlikely that the Church inserted JC into the writings of Josephus if no mention was made of him in the originals; what's more likely is that areas where his accounts were not compatible with the gospels were edited until they were. So that suggests that Jesus was a real person, after a fashion.

      Of course, he may have been nothing more than a common religious terrorist who simply threatened to destroy the temple around Passover, a festival that (for obvious reasons) had historically inspired Jews into acts of civil disobedience against their Roman masters. To avoid greater interference by Rome, the Jewish elders and the local Roman governor decided that, to be on the safe side, killing him might be easiest. This is a perfectly logical and consistent interpretation of the events surrounding his death, for all we know from Josephus.

      (To put destroying the temple in perspective, think "threatening to bomb the WTC").

    75. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by andphi · · Score: 1

      Agreed. SDs are cool. Admiral Thrawn is cool squared. Ergo, Admiral Thrawn's SD is the cube of cool.

    76. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Sadly, even http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_Birth Wikipedia eventually points out that the Greek 'parthenos'was used for Hebrew 'na`arah' and 'bethulah'. And then, quoting from Wikipedia:

      "Additionally, the Greek-English Lexicon edited by Henry George Liddell and Robert Scott lists other meanings for the word:

        [parthenos], I. 1. maiden, girl; virgin, opp. [gyn], "woman". 2. of unmarried women who are not virgins, Iliad 2.514, etc. 3. , [parthenos, h], the Virgin Goddess, as a title of Athena at Athens. 4. the constellation Virgo. II. as adj., maiden, chaste. III. as masc., , [parthenos, ho], unmarried man, Apocalypse 14.4.".

      It's not so simple. Christians have only our faith that if God wanted it different, He would make it different.

      Now that we're sufficiently off-topic, carry on...

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    77. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      You know, there are Christians out there who would be willing to argue that the apostle Matthew was, in fact, someone known to be in Jesus's life--since he was a disciple first, one of the twelve...
      And which prophecy are you interpreting as meaning "riding on two asses at once"? Chapter and verse preferred.

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    78. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      Jesus is still both God and man. His death and resurrection didn't change that.

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    79. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by tompee · · Score: 1

      so you're saying you think Mary and her son, Jesus, did exist, then?

    80. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      "Jesus was half-mankind, half-God"

      AFAIK Christian doctrine states different. Jesus was human and God, not half human and half God.

      As for the Original Sin thing, I personally don't believe that it all comes from Adam, or that Adam somehow had superpowers and managed to taint the whole of creation just by sinning.

      After all the serpent in Eden was a created creature and arguably the serpent sinned before Adam.

      BUT, it is definitely true that we are all flawed creatures - all have sinned and fallen short.

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    81. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by 12357bd · · Score: 1

      You can find physical explanations for everything that happens in the universe.

      Easy, if univers=sum of energy/space/time then anything happening in that 'univers' has to be about energy/space/time, right. But how can you logically demostrate that the univers is only energy/space/time ?

      Well, it turns out that we have no such a proof, in fact reason,when applied to the perceived world presents a quite different landscape: we are traped in a perception cage, 'reality' is something we try to understand but we have no idea of what it is.

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    82. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Interestingly, two oft-quoted bible tid-bits are also mis-translated. It's _ROPE_ through the eye of a needle, not camel (the greek word for rope is kamilosand the greek word for camel is kamelosiirc). And I think there was an article in Time (?) (sorry, couldn't find the issue #) about how a recovered fragment of the book of revelations showed that the "beast's" number is 606, not 666.

      Anyone who can find the articles in question, please feel free to correct me/provide references.
    83. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Of course Jesus existed. There is plenty of historical evidence which indicates that Jesus, the man, existed (only a small minority of historians dispute this). The rest, however, is just myth built up around the man.

    84. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, so that provides evidence for the Xian story being true? Quite a logical leap don't you think? Or was that not your point?

    85. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by plunge · · Score: 1

      Few Biblical scholars outside theologians who think it necessary to believe so think that the Gospel of Matthew was actually written by the apostle Matthew: the oldest texts we have say nothing about this internally, and it is merely a tradition to ascribe "according to Matthew" to it.

      Matthew 21:7, by the way. The use of two animals is an echo of the Scriptural reference to "an ass, the foal of an ass" but this is actually read as a poeticism, not a reference to two animals as Matthew seems to believe. And, as with all the others, are not the core signs of the messiah, none of which Jesus, I guess rather embarrassingly, fulfilled.

    86. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      Oops. I see the problem. Would it be any comfort to you to know that the other three Gospels list just one colt?
      Somehow, I didn't think so.
      As for Jesus and the "core" prophecies: Christians believe that Jesus will fulfill those core prophecies, the ones not (yet) fulfilled, when He returns. Jesus had to be the suffering Servant before becoming the conquering King on earth.
      Not that I expect that will comfort you, either.

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    87. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Emperor+BMA · · Score: 1

      They mean: Zechariah 9:9 "Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion; shout, O daughter of Jerusalem: behold, thy King cometh unto thee: he is just, and having salvation; lowly, and riding upon an donkey, and upon a colt the foal of an donkey." And Matthew 21:5 "Tell ye the daughter of Zion, Behold, thy King cometh unto thee, meek, and sitting upon an donkey, and a colt the foal of an donkey. Although, if it is a "foal of a donkey," it is also a "donkey" which makes the suggestion of two donkeys a form of nitpicking rather than a counterclaim.

    88. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Emperor+BMA · · Score: 1

      As is defined in the orthodox [Chalcedonian] Christian understanding, Jesus Christ is a single person with two coexisting and non-mixed natures: Divine and Human. Ontologically, this means Jesus is both 100% God and 100% Human with all the constituent (i.e. accidental) attributes that go along with it with the sole exception of sin, which was not original to humanity as God created it.

    89. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by 12357bd · · Score: 1

      Well, I was just suggesting that the usual scientific view of the world is really flawed (usually results as some kind of elaborate 'faith') if we don't take philosphy into acount. About the Xian story, I don't have the slightest idea.

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    90. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Echnin · · Score: 1

      Yes, the word used in the original Greek can mean either "virgin" or "young lady", and this is a pretty basic fact of the history of Christianity. What "the" Bible says in modern versions is pretty arbitrary and in many cases pretty different from what its constituent texts originally said around 1900 years ago. Not to mention the arbitrariness of what texts were considered canonical, and thus included, and which were not. It's amazing how little Christians know about the history of their little book.

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    91. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by plunge · · Score: 1

      Comfort to me? I don't understand. Yes the other Gospels only list the one. They also had different textual agendas. Matthew was written in a time when it was clear that Christianity was failing to catch on with educated Jews even as it was spreading like wildfire amongst pagans and Christians were getting desperate about the disconnect.

      For the Jews and Scripture, there is no "fulfill them later." Either they are fulfilled or they aren't. If they aren't, then there is no messiah, end of story: any nut can do claimed miracles and then make promises about the future that never come to pass: Scripture warns against PRECISELY that sort of trickster.

      Furthermore, nothing in the Torah suggests that the messiah has to be a son of god (whatever THAT is), commit selfless suicide, or be anything more than a human being. In fact, who the messiah is isn't even important: it's the messianic age that they bring that is important. Since original sin doesn't exist in Scripture, and since there are ALREADY paths to salvation and forgiveness in Scripture, the entire problem that Jesus supposedly comes to solve don't even exist.

      You can see why Jews that actually knew Scripture, as opposed to the illiterate, dropout cranks like Paul, and non-Jews, would find the claims of Christianity rather unconvincing.

    92. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      XYXO variant Turner's Syndrome would be more likely than mosaicism and doesn't require your superheroic efforts to explain the production of gametes with Y chromosomes.

    93. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Of course, that would mean that Jesus was genetically Mary's twin brother. Where would the Y chromosome have come from? From Mary's father. Reread.
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    94. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      XYXO variant Turner's Syndrome would be more likely than mosaicism and doesn't require your superheroic efforts to explain the production of gametes with Y chromosomes. Yeah, but suggesting Mary gave birth to her own fraternal-twin brother Jesus was just too tempting to pass up.
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    95. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by CTachyon · · Score: 1

      Quoth the footnotes to The maiden has a well-formed butt, by the Much-Mixing One, the calvaryman:

      It's hard to say "woman" (or "man" for that matter) in Greek without some serious cultural overtones. This word [parthenos] basically means a girl who's of age, but is not yet married (and, implied, virginal). This is the best choice, as there is no generic word for "girl/woman," and the others either imply she's married or a child.

      (The link is to my HTML-tidied version of someone else's translation of "Baby Got Back" to Ancient Greek.)

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  5. yay parthenogenesis by 7macaw · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new zygotless overlords!

    1. Re:yay parthenogenesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I fucking hate this stupid joke

    2. Re:yay parthenogenesis by gbobeck · · Score: 1

      Although, the bigger question still remains... Will our new zygotless overlords blend?

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    3. Re:yay parthenogenesis by eln · · Score: 1, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, this stupid joke fucking hates YOU!

    4. Re:yay parthenogenesis by MontyApollo · · Score: 1

      >>In Soviet Russia, this stupid joke fucking hates YOU!

      I think that's the funniest use of that joke I've seen.

    5. Re:yay parthenogenesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop it with that forced meme

    6. Re:yay parthenogenesis by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be overladies?

    7. Re:yay parthenogenesis by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      I doubt it, the ones that blend aren't the ones that want to be our overlords.

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    8. Re:yay parthenogenesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The only one better so far, imo, was posted in a tabbed browser thread:


      In Soviet Russia, browser keeps tabs on YOU!

      :)

  6. Not a waste of research by ArcadeX · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The whole lying about the accomplishment aside, I've always said that even if you don't find what you're looking for, humanity is better off for knowing all the other ways of not accomplishing that task vs. no research done at all.

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    1. Re:Not a waste of research by russ1337 · · Score: 4, Funny

      >>> I've always said that even if you don't find what you're looking for, humanity is better off for knowing all the other ways of not accomplishing that task vs. no research done at all.

      Then I should publish the 7376528 pickup lines that I know don't work....

    2. Re:Not a waste of research by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Would any of them be these?

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    3. Re:Not a waste of research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I need to get out more. Instead of misreading skimmed words, I'm misreading numbers as powers of 2. 32768 should never be parsed as a nice round number *bangs head*

    4. Re:Not a waste of research by aquabat · · Score: 1

      I don't get the jetta line.

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    5. Re:Not a waste of research by General+Wesc · · Score: 1

      Parody of 'Is your father a thief? 'Cause he must have stolen the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!'

    6. Re:Not a waste of research by aquabat · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Never heard that one before. I gotta get a new girlfriend soon...

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  7. However... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This gives a whole new meaning to "You should've seen the one that goy away"!

  8. Does this shed new light on his previous claims... by LLKrisJ · · Score: 1

    I mean, could it be that he was not voluntarily trying to scam everybody, but just misinterpreted his results? This is great stuff if it is true!

  9. basically by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Stem Cell Fraudster May Have Actually Made Breakthrough

    cl-0wned!

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  10. Woo Suk Hwang Haters... by monkeyboythom · · Score: 4, Funny

    have egg on their face now?

    1. Re:Woo Suk Hwang Haters... by Plebis · · Score: 0

      I don't think it's egg they have on their face. . .

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  11. Huh? by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Woo Suk Hwang's career...

    Cruelest...Parents...Evar
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    1. Re:Huh? by king-manic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Woo Suk Hwang's career...

      Cruelest...Parents...Evar If you think thats bad my dads name comes out phenetically as chew gay wang.

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    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I saw a sign in a store once that had

      Customer of the month:
      [Asian lady's picture]
        Mi Su Kim

  12. Those darn feminists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Soon they will not need men to reproduce, and will begin eliminating us.

    Then all those parallel parking spaces across the world will fall into disuse....wasted real estate....

    1. Re:Those darn feminists by trolltalk.com · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Soon they will not need men to reproduce, and will begin eliminating us."

      You can be sure that someone will try to patent it ... now that they've managed to get the original researcher out of the picture ...

    2. Re:Those darn feminists by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Soon they will not need men to reproduce, and will begin eliminating us.
      It's already been done in comic book form, sort of, as Y: The Last Man. It's a great comic, and some feminists (they call themselves "Amazons") suggest this very idea in order to continue the race. IIRC.
    3. Re:Those darn feminists by makuabob · · Score: 1
      Oh, don't get your shorts in a knot!

      The '60s underground cartoonist (oops!, I mean "sequential graphic artist") SPAIN covered that idea very thoroughly in his two SANGRELLA comic strips. (Damn!, I mean sequential graphic art panels!)

      Anyway, order is very difficult to maintain in our chaotic universe. Just hope that you aren't here when the BIG change comes!

  13. Yes! by iknownuttin · · Score: 1
    This has been done Once before in history... :)

    FTFA:...from embryos produced by the so-called "virgin birth" method, or parthenogenesis.

    That's right - Jesus! The Bible is right. The word of God has scientific proof! Yeaaaaassss, praise Jesus!

    I see the liiiiight! Aaaaaammmmayyyahen!

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    1. Re:Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that immaculate conception infers that Mary's embryo was fertilized by God - a magical baby. If anything parthenogenesis is another obstacle the church will have to ignore/manipulate for the sheep to stay.

  14. Jesus? by drewzhrodague · · Score: 0, Redundant

    may be the first in the world to be extracted from embryos produced by the so-called "virgin birth" method, or parthenogenesis.

    Is this another Jesus? I thought those xtians were a little freaky, but could they have been right all along?

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    1. Re:Jesus? by Reverend528 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is this another Jesus? I thought those xtians were a little freaky, but could they have been right all along?

      Maybe, but only if Mary had a Y chromosome.

    2. Re:Jesus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Parthenogenesis only results in female babies.

      In order to make male babies, you need a Y chromosome(which
      women don't have).

    3. Re:Jesus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or her "son" didn't.

    4. Re:Jesus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Maybe, but only if Mary had a Y chromosome.

      Big black Nemesis,
      Parthenogenesis,
      Mary, clone of Jesus, swappin' chromosomes.

      - with apologies to Shreikback

    5. Re:Jesus? by Reverend528 · · Score: 5, Funny

      or her "son" didn't.

      "He" did have awfully long hair.

    6. Re:Jesus? by gbobeck · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is this another Jesus?

      Yes, now you too can have your own personal Jesus. Someone to hear your prayers, someone who cares, someone whos there...

      (Strangely, I now feel like I have a Depeche Mode beating in my immediate future)
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    7. Re:Jesus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only males get circumcised:

      "And when eight days were accomplished for the circumcising of the child, his name was called JESUS, which was so named of the angel before he was conceived in the womb."

      Luke 2:21

    8. Re:Jesus? by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      "He" did have awfully long hair.
      Aww, come on, 100's of people saw him ride ass in Jerusalem !
  15. Hwang achieves parthogenesis... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a joke in there, but I just can't put my finger on it...

    1. Re:Hwang achieves parthogenesis... by Progman3K · · Score: 2, Funny


      >>Hwang achieves parthogenesis...
      >>There's a joke in there, but I just can't put my finger on it...

      I've got it! - Normally, you don't NEED a hwang to achieve parthenogenesis!

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  16. A Better Link by value_added · · Score: 2, Informative

    This was covered yesterday on NPR Radio.

  17. He was not the first one. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 3, Funny

    All of us know, long time ago, in a galaxy far away, the mitochloreans engineered a parthenogenic birth in Tattoonie.

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    1. Re:He was not the first one. by WilliamSChips · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, since babies created by parthenogenesis are generally going to be female, this is much more likely to be the Orici.

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    2. Re:He was not the first one. by hey! · · Score: 1

      OT, but Lucas totally ripped this off from medieval stories about Merlin; he was reputedly fathered by demons -- sometimes depicted as devil or incubus, sometimes as a more ambiguous spirit from the regions between heaven and earth. Because of his birth, he is a child gifted with foresight.

      Pretty much the whole Star Wars thing was ripped from the indices of Joseph Campbell's books.

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  18. Translation Error? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, could the original claim of cloning been simply a translation error rather than fraud?

  19. Quote from Woo Suk Hwang by gatkinso · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Um. Yeah. Well... I planned that. It's a feature."

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  20. Doom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So now women can make babies without us *and* do math? I think it's safe to say that this is a bad news day for men everywhere.

    1. Re:Doom by megaditto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think men are safe so long as there are rodents or big scary spiders to be disposed of.

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  21. Simple language version by SwiftOne · · Score: 5, Informative

    Disclaimer: I'm no scientist, and I only skimmed the paper, but I have an interest in genetics and an interest in seeing this better covered than the mass media is doing. Corrections most welcome.

    I'm shooting for the non-geneticist version:

    Basic Version:
    a normal human cell has 2 copies of 22 non-sex chromosomes, and 2 sex chromosomes. The "copies" are almost certainly NOT identical to one another, but basically similar. These cells are "diploid" (having 2 of each chromosome) and are considered "somatic cells".

    During normal reproduction, each person will contribute a "germline cell", an ova or a sperm, in which only 1 copy of each chromosome exists ("haploid"). These germline cells merge to create a "zygote" (which is diploid), which eventually becomes an embryo.

    Parthenogenetic reproduction takes a germline cell, and duplicates the genetic material, making a diploid out of a haploid. Such replication happens with normal cells during the process of cell division ("mitosis"), so the real trick is (1) convincing the cell to do this duplication outside the cell division process and (2) convincing the cell that it is no longer a differentiated (specialized) cell, but instead a stem cell.

    One interesting result here is that the parthenogenetic cell is NOT a clone of the parent cell - it will have two copies each of ONE of the copies of each chromosome from the parent, determined effectively at random. In some ways this means a parthenogenetic stem cell is less valuable than a cloned stem cell - it will not be a 100% match, though it will not contain any DNA foreign to the donor. In other ways it opens up all sorts of new areas of study.

    One particular result is that it opens the opportunity for recessives to be studied. (Chromosomes have genes, each that code various proteins that run the bodies mechanics. Most people will therefore have two copies of every gene (having two copies of the chromosomes). Those genes may not be identical. Some genes only have their effects seen ("express") if there isn't another, different, copy of the gene present, and are called recessives. (blue eyes are a common example: A blue-eyed person has both genes as expressing "blue". Two blue eyed parents, having only the "blue" gene (hah!) to pass on to a child, will have a blue-eyed child (barring mutation). (Of course, the body is a big nasty mess of self-referencing code with lots of gotos, so examples tend to be oversimplified). Anyway, most recessives tend to be fairly rare in expressing, since any dominant gene will cover them up. Many recessives are bad. (Cystic Fibrosis is the most common example: 1 bad gene, okay. 2 bad genes: You die) A parthenogenetic process would allow for the study of recessives because you can take ova from a carrier (someone who has 1 copy of the bad gene), find one with the defective gene, put it through the parthenogenesis process, and bam, able to study the effects free of the presence of any other (different) copy of the gene.

    Fun Fact: For 22 Chromosomes, people have two copies of most genes. Sex Chromosomes are not created equal. The X chromosome (every human has 1) has valuable and nifty genes. The Y chromosome (only in men) has very few genes (relatively). As a result, on Men X chromosomes express all recessives, and not on women. (The common example here is red-green colorblindness. Men with a defective gene are out of luck: Color-blind. Women with a defective gene get by if the other copy of the X chromosome has a functioning one. Result: Men are much more likely to be red-green color-blind.
    Some papers a few months ago got some press for exploring the possible effects of this. (Men can serve as a "testing ground" for new mutations on the X chromosome, while women can serve as a judge of whether they are valuable without taking on the extra risk. Practiced through natural selection.)

    Fun Fact #2: Women's cells don't just function with twice the number of X chromosomes though (We tend to react poorly to extra copies

    1. Re:Simple language version by WGFELyL5 · · Score: 1

      I especially like fun fact #2.
      Thanks for the post.

    2. Re:Simple language version by David+Munch · · Score: 1

      Answering from my phone, so a short answer. -Anyway, your point 1 is flawed. You cant just trick the cell into doing cytokinesis (splitting the cell). You might have some specific meaning in mind, but basically, it has to follow i very specific, but viable process. -Fun fact one: All genes on the Y chromosome are certainly not recessive. -Fun fact two: All cells has condensed chromatin, not just 'female' cells, and it isn't localised to a specific chromosome. Some parts of chromosomes are condensed, and some aren't. This comes down to how active the chromosome areas are, ie. How much the corresponding genes are expressed. Regarding the the results you mention, I have no idea as to whether they are true or not..

    3. Re:Simple language version by hax0r_this · · Score: 1

      So if a guy and his sister were both made from one of these virgin cell things, then the guy got his sister pregnant would the child be genetically identical to its grandparent?

    4. Re:Simple language version by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      So it's worse than reproducing with a sibling. It's like reproducing with yourself. because you take half your chromosomes and duplicate them, thus bring out any recessive traits that might be in that half that you've contributed.

      neat :)

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    5. Re:Simple language version by SwiftOne · · Score: 1

      You cant just trick the cell into doing cytokinesis I can't just trick a cell into anything :) But Hwang's group apparently created a parthenogenetic line from a human female ova, so they came up with something that the cell doesn't normally do: a trick.

      All genes on the Y chromosome are certainly not recessive I oversimplified: Any gene on the Y chromosome that isn't on the X [I don't know if any duplicate, but most certainly don't] will have only one copy, and thus expresses even if "recessive" (assuming the gene is active at all). There is no other copy of the gene to interfere.

      All cells has condensed chromatin, not just 'female' cells True, but I'm unaware of any other chromosomes forming Barr bodies. PARTS of the chromosome go inactive (part of the differentiation process) in other cells, but only the extra X forms a Barr body.

      For those following along from home:

      Differentiation: the process by which a cell expresses in a specialized way. (e.g. your liver cells are different from your brain cells, even though both have the same genetics). Learning how to "un-differentiate" a cell (i.e. create "stem" cells) is a big desire in biology, because it would open the door to all sorts of treatments. [Actually, we want to be able to control the differentiation process - regrow limbs, spinal cords, muscle tissue - but to get that far we need to study stem cells]. Differentiated cells tend to STAY differentiated.

      Barr Body: The condensed extra chromosome in a woman's cell. It's _mostly_ inactive.

      Geeks should love genetics - it's hacking the big one.
    6. Re:Simple language version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I oversimplified: Any gene on the Y chromosome that isn't on the X [I don't know if any duplicate, but most certainly don't] will have only one copy, and thus expresses even if "recessive" (assuming the gene is active at all). There is no other copy of the gene to interfere.
      Isn't Y chromosome a stripped-down X chromosome? In that case, genes "missing" on Y would always express from X chromosome, even if they are recessive when in females, but those on Y who are dominant will, of course, express. Oh, and, then it is possible to make a male through parthenogenesis (+ some damage on a single X chromosome)?
    7. Re:Simple language version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA. You cannot make a guy from these "virgin cell things" to begin with.

      But even if you could somehow, child which would genetically be identical to its grandparent would be a possible, although very very very unlikely outcome.

      If you are a father of mixed gender siblings, or a brother to a sister, or a high rank official in a religious cult whose founder is deceased, or in any case at all, I'd strongly advise against encouraging that kind of experiments (scientific irrelevance being the least of problems) if that is where you were aiming at with your question.

    8. Re:Simple language version by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      In each cell, one copy of the X will fold up and be largely non-functional. In each cell exactly WHICH copy folds up is essentially random, so women retain their diversity of X chromosome genes. Neat, huh? Not quite randomly. Or rather it happens randomly in the embryo at a given point but every descendant of a cell has the same X-chromosome inactive. so you get patches of cells with the same chromosome inactive which leads to mosaicism such as that in calico cats. This also means that human females can have stripes in rare cases.
    9. Re:Simple language version by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      I oversimplified: Any gene on the Y chromosome that isn't on the X [I don't know if any duplicate, but most certainly don't] will have only one copy, and thus expresses even if "recessive" (assuming the gene is active at all). There is no other copy of the gene to interfere. Not always, sexual genetics can get really really weird as duplicate sex chromosomes (outside the normal XX,XY variants) are not universally fatal.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XYY_syndrome
    10. Re:Simple language version by SwiftOne · · Score: 1

      Assuming you're instead artificially joining gametes from two females (this process can't create a male without further tinkering) and ignoring the possibility for cross-over or other mutational effects, yes. The basic odds are small. (Bad at statistics, that'd be a 1 in 2^23 chance of the sibling having the exact opposite paring?).

      However, the paper reporting on this notes that there was significant crossover involved in the process, which is part of the reason it took 1 1/2 years since the thought was first raised (the panel investigating Hwang's work noted parthenogenesis as a possibility) to prove the case.

      Once again for those following along at home: (This is simplified and doesn't cover the "special cases" but is a lot better than you'll find in the media.)

      DNA can be thought of as a big zipper: each tooth is a paring of bases. 4 bases, representing 2 pairs, each base will only connect to its partner. Unzipped, each half can recreate the original (no information is lost).

      During cell replication, this is what happens (that's how each child cell has a complete DNA set). However, despite the zipper analogy, this is still a big molecule with all sorts of things that can go wrong. One particular risk is that segments from one chromosome will "swap" with the (sometimes) matching segments from it's partner chromosome: In essence allowing genes to not be tied to the other genes on the chromosome. Of course, such crossovers don't have to happen cleanly: It may not fall on a gene-boundry, the chromosomes may not be perfectly aligned, and lots of other things.

      This is "crossover mutation". It's just one of the many ways that alterations happen in the genetic sequence. In whatever process Hwang's team used, it appears to have happened a lot more than normal.

      End result? This process is "messy" parthenogenesis, and the resulting child cell is apparently far from a 100% match to a single chromosome set from the donor.

    11. Re:Simple language version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IAAB. Not to troll, but you didn't say anything about what the research actually was. You just regurgitated some information about chromosomes and slapped on "And maybe they'll be able to do X now."

      Actual summary of the paper:

      Scientists have been inducing cells to create embryonic stem (ES) cell lines. One group has managed to induce mouse gametes (sex cells) and their precursor to do this. ES created at different stages of meiosis (the creation of sex cells) will not be the same. ES created at the first meiotic division ("p(MI)ES") can be differentiated from ES created at the second meiotic division ("p(MII)ES"), and neither of them will be mistaken for a true clone ("ntES"). The paper has graphs illustrating these differences..

      Hwang et al. said that their cell line SCNT-hES-1 was ntES. Genetic testing showed that they lied about this. Kim et al. (this paper) compared SCNT-hES-1 to p(MI)ES and p(MII)ES and found that SCNT-hES-1 has the same pattern as p(MII)ES.

      There have been no reported incidences of p(MII)ES created with human cells; Hwang et al. appear to have done it accidentally. They didn't know what they had done it because they a) were sloppy in their tests and b) wanted a specific result.

  22. Not those jaycees by pr10n · · Score: 0

    To paraphrase Fredric Brown, "This breakthrough will result in the birth of thousands of JCs."

    1. Re:Not those jaycees by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I remember that story ... "Jaycee", 1955. Really was a creepy (and, apparently, somewhat prophetic) work by Brown.

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  23. Jesus's twin sister? by TheCouchPotatoFamine · · Score: 1

    Roman Priests: Your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for...sister! So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her, too. The Three Wise Men were wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the dark side, then perhaps she will.

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  24. Calling Christopher Hitchens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not that I put any credence in this theology business, but I'm afraid you're mistaken. Christ is supposed to be wholly Man and wholly God, not half of each. Your view of Christ seems similar to the Nestorian heresy, and has been out of style for about 1,700 years.

    1. Re:Calling Christopher Hitchens by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Well now, I had heard that he was wholly mammoth.

      I might have gotten that wrong though. Too much beer mixed in with my reading materials.

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  25. Err... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to spoil a joke, but we went through this last time. This method of conception only produces female offspring.

  26. Re:Does this shed new light on his previous claims by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

    What I got from the article from the BBC certainly suggested that possibility. If the scientific community didn't know that parthenogenesis in humans was possible to induce, and if this scientist didn't know that it was believed impossible...
    He would've been in trouble anyway because of where he got the eggs from, but it's possible this was an almost-innocent mistake.

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  27. More commonly reptiles and amphibians by phorm · · Score: 1

    Interesting enough, I just came across this term while looking up Komodo Dragons (which apparently in some cases have been known to have parthenogenic conception while in captivity). There's a wikipedia article on it here. Apparently it has also been known to occur in some fish/sharks or birds (as noted, in incubated turkey eggs).

    Actually the wikipedia article is pretty interesting. I wonder if by discovering ways to do this in a test-tube environment, scientists could pave the way to enabling asexual reproduction within mammals or humans... a scary thought actually.

  28. Color-blindness by phorm · · Score: 1

    Just to add to this, if a woman is color-blind, then I believe it follows that her offspring will indefinitely be color-blind as well, as the husband has not the genetic material to supply for color-vision?

    1. Re:Color-blindness by Peaker · · Score: 2, Informative

      If a woman is color-blind, all of her sons will also be color-blind.

      Her daughters will only carry a defective gene, but unless the father is also color-blind, the daughters will not be color-blind.

    2. Re:Color-blindness by SwiftOne · · Score: 1

      Just to add to this, if a woman is color-blind, then I believe it follows that her offspring will indefinitely be color-blind as well, as the husband has not the genetic material to supply for color-vision? Close. All of the woman's sons will be color-blind (She has two defective X's of which they'll each get one, and the father donates only a Y chromosome.). Her daughters still get an X from the father, so they'd be color-blind only if he was also color-blind (his sole X was defective).

  29. aut.bio. to include:virgin birth;star;prophecy;God by viking80 · · Score: 1

    Actually, it was pretty common for celebrity a few thousand years ago to insist the "authorized biography" included:
    - virgin birth
    - a star
    - a prophecy
    - relation to a god

    Examples are:
    -Rome's founder, Romulus, was the Son of the God Mars, and Rea Sivia, a mortal Vestal virgin
    -Alexander the Great (conceived a thunderbolt from Zeus) (Today we just use electricity on the cell)
    -emperor Augustus (son of God Apollo, conceived by a holy-snake)
    -Minerva was the daughter of Jupiter not by sexual union
    -daughter of the river Sangarius, they say, took of the fruit and laid it in her bosom, when it at once disappeared, but she was with child. A boy was born, and exposed, but was tended by a he-goat. [Pausanias, Description of Greece 7.17.9-11]
    -Jesus

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  30. Right, so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rather than harvesting cells from regular babies, we harvest cells from baby Jesus. That doesn't seem like it will make the fundies happier.

  31. I don't understand by asCii88 · · Score: 0

    I don't understand what he said he had done, nor what he actually did.

  32. Has anybody told David Brin yet? by Orozco · · Score: 1

    Glory Season ftw!

  33. Who Suck Wang? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who Suck Wang?

  34. Parthogenesis:reason #45 that ESCell guys are nuts by plunge · · Score: 1

    That's right kids: every month a woman murders a precious potential life with her sinful menstruation. No wonder the OT made them sit out alone and think about what they had done.

    Remember guys: everytime you allow a fertile woman to go a month without being impregnated, you make God very very angry.

  35. Mod parent up - as s/he raises a good point. by SpzToid · · Score: 1

    And s/he gives men reason to hope too.

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  36. No, actually, the cat does not "got my tongue." by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    > This happens when eggs are stimulated into becoming embryos without ever being fertilised by sperm,

    Sweet!

    1. No sperm!

    2. Therefore, the mountain god Yahweh doesn't infuse the cell with a soul.

    3. Therefore it is not a person.

    4. Profit!

    We did it! We did it! Humanity finally tricked Yahweh!

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