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Ape-Human Split Moved Back By Millions Of Years

E++99 writes in to let us know about a development in paleo-anthropology. It seems that up until now, scientific consensus has placed the divergence of man from the ape line five to six million years ago (based on "genetic distances"). But newly discovered fossils in Ethiopia place the divergence at least twice as far back, and perhaps as long ago as 20 million years. They also largely put to rest any doubts that man and modern apes both emerged from Africa. From the article: "The trail in the hunt for physical evidence of our human ancestors goes cold some six or seven million years ago... Beyond that... fossils of early humans from the Miocene period, 23 to five million years ago, disappear. Fossils of early apes especially during the critical period of 14 to eight million years ago were virtually non-existent — until now... [T]he new fossils, dubbed 'Chororapithecus abyssinicus' by the team of Japanese and Ethiopian paleo-anthropologists who found them, place the early ancestors of the modern day gorilla 10 to 10.5 million years in the past, suggesting that the human-ape split occurred before that."

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  1. How very fitting by d3vo1d · · Score: 5, Funny

    that this comes right after the story entitled "Attack of the Evil Monkeys From Hell".

    1. Re:How very fitting by Samah · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're forgetting of course that we all split from the Peanuttius Butria gene millions of years ago.

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    2. Re:How very fitting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Apes and Man were created by God six thousand years ago. If you believe in anything else you are doomed to eternal hellfire. Evolution along with all science is an attack on God. May the flying butt monkeys from Hell tear your soul apart.

    3. Re:How very fitting by aldo.gs · · Score: 1

      Brings a whole new meaning to 'going ape', no?

    4. Re:How very fitting by jamstar7 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Thing is, the Creationists forgot to mention that peanut butter is sterilised and sealed to prevent 'new life' from growing in it. It's an evil plot by the Government called the 'Pure Food & Drug Act, not an act of (insert fave invisible personage here). Can you say 'straw man'? ('BOZO!!!') Very good, I KNEW you could!!!!!!!!!

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    5. Re:How very fitting by Loconut1389 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      im stupider for having watched that, they even made me use the 'word' 'stupider'. That said, I'm actually glad to know that people are being subjected to that kinh of logical fallacy. I make no suggestions as to how life did or didn't start- evolution or not, our existence is a paradox, but if you're going to try and change beliefs, at least try not to intentionally mangle logic and reason.

    6. Re:How very fitting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there talking about new life growing from the peanut butter... not mold

    7. Re:How very fitting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not accurate to talk about "the creationists" as though there is one group of people who all speak together on every matter as one voice. Any creationist with a modicum of science training would know Chuck's whole peanut butter analogy is BS and wouldn't want him speaking for them. There are creationists who have science training and knowledge and those who don't just as there are non-religious people who do have training and those who don't, and those who don't believe just as many wild and crazy things, believe me.

      Unfortunately for Chuck he didn't know when best to leave matters to others to argue over, and he stepped out of his area of expertise and made a fool of himself (and, it seems, the rest of the Christian world by association).

    8. Re:How very fitting by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "There are creationists who have science training and knowledge"

      There are? Well, why don't they actually use it?

      If we look at one major subdivision of Creationists, the Young Earth Creationists or YEC's, it is impossible to assert they utilise any scientific knowledge in forming those Creationistic beliefs as to be a YEC you basically have to deny modern science at every point it contradicts the Bible (or the Qu'ran or the Bhagavad gita). A Creation occurring well after written records, a Global Flood that took place after the Great Pyramid at Giza was built and after trees still growing today were saplings. So, whether through ignorance or cognitive dissonance, a YEC cannot claim to use science.

      The second division, Old Earth Creationists, equally ignore droves of modern scientific facts. They (typically) demand a differentiation between macro and micro evolution that doesn't really exist, and carp on about the lack of transitionals when this shows a very poor knowledge of the process of fossilisation or time scales or evolution. They seem unaware species go through transitions in time just as Ring Species go through transitions in geography.

      The last and most contemptible category (because of their heavily marketed and disingenuous attempt to be taken seriously as scientists) are the Intelligent Design posse, or ID-ots as I like to call them. Whilst they of any group of Creationists should know better, they parade something which at best is a hypothesis which contradicts its own basic premise - that complex design requires a designer - in hypothizing the existence of a designer with no designer (special pleading of eternally existing creators is not scientific). They also typically repeat refuted claims; they still chunter on about irreducible complexity despite the fact most if not all of the examples they use have been soundly rebtted and shown to be reducible.

      So please, in your apologism for Creationists, give me some examples of where they use scientific training to construct their faith-based beliefs. Well?

    9. Re:How very fitting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My post was not an apologia for creationism and I'm not going to suggest that faith-based beliefs are arrived at by the scientific method (that would be a contradiction and not my original argument anyway). I was addressing the fallacy that there is a single set of creationist views or single official body representing the official creationist position--there isn't. There are a range of beliefs and opinions among creationists and this is not only divided between young and old earth.

      There are creationist leaders (who usually have more of a handle on science and logic) and creationist followers (who are more likely to spout drivel and nonsense). When people don't understand this or object to it, it just shows they haven't really taken the time to understand the creationist movement properly. They spend way too much time and energy refuting arguments from the group of followers and not those are likely to have the greater impact.

      Many anti-creationists I have observed (who are often just followers in their own camp and don't as have much of a handle on real science as they would like to believe) think that they are making some headway against creationist ideology when, in fact, they are really only using philosophical arguments based on atheism or materialism. Understandably, this is not going to make much of an impact with creationists.

      I also observe people ostensibly thinking that all they need to do is throw enough ad hominem attacks at creationists in the hope that the people will avoid creationism simply out of shame at being associated with a marginalised and ridiculed group. This is not going to work either.

      Also some major scientific publications that have tried to take on creationism have ended up arguing against things 20 years out of date or else things that leading creationists have never actually said; or else they address arguments made by people like Chuck whose speciality is theology but has only a marginal understanding of science and influence over creationists. In these cases, the arguments are happily ignored by those who don't see Chuck as an authority on this matter (which I am sure, is most of them).

      I appreciate people say they don't want to be distracted from real science by arguing with pseudo-science, but if someone does take on the argument against creationism they need to make sure they are actually arguing against creationism as it is espoused by those considered leading lights in the movement and not the bottom-feeders or anachronisms like Chuck Missler.

      Personally, I have made the effort to familiarise myself with most of the key creationist arguments and know that it is quite easy, at a lay-level, to make a reasonably good argument against the opposition at a similar level (don't ask me to do it here--it's not really an appropriate place and it doesn't matter if you don't agree); the point is that most creationists, when they hear arguments against their beliefs from people or groups that are meant to be offering the pinnacle of scientific objections to creationism, are finding that they are hearing arguments that don't really address what they actually believe; hence, those who are open to hearing arguments against creationism don't really feel under any pressure to drop their belief in it.

      So, in my opinion, while there is a lack of credible or visible opposition to creationism it will continue to make inroads. If people want to address creationism they need to make an effort to understand what creationism really is (at it's highest level) and not argue against the "cartoonified" version of it.

  2. Creationists Declare Evolution Disproved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    in 5... 4... 3...

    1. Re:Creationists Declare Evolution Disproved by Smight · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the bigger target is "scientific consensus."

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    2. Re:Creationists Declare Evolution Disproved by SimonInOz · · Score: 1

      Actually, this puzzles me.

      It's the timeline.

      Dinosaurs die out about about 85 million years ago, right?
      And at that time mammals were represented by a creature about the size of a small dog - is that right?
      So in 85 million years we got from one small species to many species of various sizes - but it took a quarter of that time to get from chimp to human? This doesn't sound right to me.

      What am I missing here?

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    3. Re:Creationists Declare Evolution Disproved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, mammals appeared more or less at the same time dinosaurs did. It's just their success came after dinosaurs vanished. There were many species of mammals contemporary to dinosaurs.

    4. Re:Creationists Declare Evolution Disproved by Jonny_eh · · Score: 1

      While evolution is the change/creation of a species due to gradual change over multiple generations, if there is a drastic change in the environment, that change can occur quite fast. Check out Stephen Jay Gould's work on Punctuated Equilibrium. It helps explain also why it's difficult to find transitional fossils.

    5. Re:Creationists Declare Evolution Disproved by cnettel · · Score: 1

      The major lines of mammals were already in existence long before the dinosaur extinction (65 mya). None of them were too large, but if the fossil record teaches us anything, changes in size can come on quite fast.

    6. Re:Creationists Declare Evolution Disproved by Loconut1389 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I personally don't lend much credence to creationism- but I don't see why they don't just say "ok, so we might have been a bit wrong about the timeline". After all, the bible was written by men (who are fallible, no matter what you think of God) in another language and then tranlated to english, a number of different ways. Ah, but therein lies the rub, if you accept that the bible isn't a 100% literal account of God's law, then much of the religion breaks down- especially for the more orthodox end of the spectrum. I personally think our existence is a miricle and have witnessed some real miricles myself- but I am a scientist sort of mind, how can this be? I subscribe to the belief that the bible is a set of stories, based on truth or not, but that present an intended meaning and set of guidelines to live by. I think to some extent, you can and have to pick and choose what was intended because we can't hear ir from "the horses mouth". I think if you try to be good to other people and not let harm come to someone in the immediate where trying could have at least a chance of helping, and you do think about the whole "WWJD" bit (whether you believe in him or not- just replace the J with some person of upstanding morals). If you try and be the best you can, admit and try to work on your flaws, you're living right, whether you believe in 1 god, no gods, or 100 gods. If you're atheist and you treat people right, you're ok by me. If you're of some religion and think killing in the name of your deity is ok, you maybe have something wrong with your level of thinking. I think evolution can fit in with christianity. What better way to create things the best they can be than evolution? Our existence, no matter how far back you figure it with science comes down to something impossible creating something from nothing and even religion never would be able to answer the question of where their deity and the space he resides in came from. Its all a great mystery, enjoy it, don't fight, and be the best you can be.

      Is that so heretical?

    7. Re:Creationists Declare Evolution Disproved by vhogemann · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fossil record?

      Heck, look at the variety of dog races we have! Allmost all of them were created by man using selective breed... In only a few thousand years we come from a wild wolf to a punny chiuaua!

      How "inteligent design" folks can deny this evidence?

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    8. Re:Creationists Declare Evolution Disproved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dude. Couldn't you just say "no given reference frame"? Relativity guarantees there's some frame where all of the universe took place in any arbitrarily small time.

      And honestly, would anyone be able to understand how the universe works four thousand years ago? People can't get their heads around quantum physics now.

    9. Re:Creationists Declare Evolution Disproved by the_womble · · Score: 1

      Two things:

      1) Mainstream Christians do not believe the Bible to be literally true as Creationist fundies do. Far from being heretical, you are not too far off being orthodox.
      2) Religion is about more than moral codes and how to live: it is about the purpose of life. In the case of Christianity (and other theistic religions) it is about developing a relationship with God.

    10. Re:Creationists Declare Evolution Disproved by tompaulco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I consider the creation event to have been explained to Moses in a way that he would understand it in the science of his day. I do not think it likely that it could have been a literal six days, although I guess a supreme being could do whatever he wanted including making stars with their light having already traveled thousands of light years along their paths to our eyes.
      However, it is my opinion that the reason literalists are so rigid is because of the non-believers. There are people out there who would discredit the entire Bible as non-literal if even a single phrase could be considered as an allegory. I have watched Christian versus Atheist debates and time-and-again the tactic is to find one bad apple and declare the whole tree to be bad.

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    11. Re:Creationists Declare Evolution Disproved by TempeTerra · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed. The more sophisticated ID arguments acknowledge evolution within species (dogs, for instance), but argue that evolution alone couldn't have produced different species, or the range or species we see in the world given the age of the earth (even if they're not sticking to 6000 years ;)

      It's the kind of argument that works well against the man-on-the-street, who hasn't heard of things like ring species, so there's a heads up for you :)

      One of my pet peeves is people who 'don't believe in evolution'. Evolution is a fact, you can replicate it in the lab or just look at the family pets or the produce section at the supermarket to see the results of evolution. The only sensible argument is whether or not evolution by means of natural selection is solely responsible for the rich variety of life which exists on earth.

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    12. Re:Creationists Declare Evolution Disproved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably mean the lack of science. Anyway, I don't think the rigidity is reactionary. I think it's in their genes. Quite a few of the sects came originally from my country. And they simply couldn't live here anymore with all the heathens who followed minutely different kinds of christianity. So they went to America and did a lot of inbreeding and got even less flexible in their way of thinking. Several years ago I did some looking into this stuff and I came across a surprising number of preachers with northern Dutch names. Of course Calvin wasn't exactly noted for his flexible thinking either and his theology appealed to a certain kind of rigid personality to begin with.

      The whole single rotten apple thing comes from the format of debating. I think that atheists might try a sort of inverted Gish Gallop based on Thomas Paine. He wrote a whole book 'The age of Reason' about what he found wrong with the bible. Actually, I should say 'his bible' There's a multitude of translations and they all say different things depending on the theology of the people doing the translation. And not all minor points either, the dutch state bible 1637 clearly says that all living things have a soul. Oops, they changed that in the 1953 version, now it's just things that have life.

    13. Re:Creationists Declare Evolution Disproved by Trogre · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find that's DE-evolution through selective breeding. It happens to humans too (look at the european upper classes). That's something that no self-respecting creationist denies.

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    14. Re:Creationists Declare Evolution Disproved by Trogre · · Score: 1

      That depends on your definition of evolution now doesn't it? If you take the literal definition of 'change over time' then nobody is going to deny that happens. My clock is telling a different time than it did two minutes ago, so strictly speaking it has evolved. Big deal.

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  3. simpsons quote by timmarhy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "Yet another example of science failing in light of overwhelming religous evidence!"

    don't laugh too much... there's people out their who really think this way.

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    1. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cue many more cheap shots like this one.

    2. Re:simpsons quote by timmarhy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yep, it's cheap and easy to do because the idea that the world is 6000 years old and was greated by a big man in the sky is so stupid.

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    3. Re:simpsons quote by kronnek · · Score: 1

      "Yet another example of science failing in light of overwhelming religous evidence!" don't laugh too much... there's people out their who really think this way. The sad thing.. even if you somehow could bring the hard evidence to prove that the human race came from apes... People that followed tomes of old would still not believe it. It's so hard to understand why people can't see what is right in front of their faces.
    4. Re:simpsons quote by E++99 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most people who follow "tomes of old," myself included, believe that humans evolved from apes. For the large majority of believers they're orthogonal subjects, and evolving from apes does not preclude being created in the image of God, any more than evolving from a zygote does.

    5. Re:simpsons quote by E++99 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Yep, I expected this would provoke the inevitable attacks on religious people by that predictable band of /.ers who apparently never think about anything else.

    6. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even if you somehow could bring the hard evidence to prove that the human race came from apes...

      It has been done quite thoroughly. Fossils are only a hint, but the genetic evidence is overwhelming.
    7. Re:simpsons quote by arth1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yep, I expected this would provoke the inevitable attacks on religious people by that predictable band of /.ers who apparently never think about anything else.

      Ask yourself why.
      With our schools being under attack from the creationists who want to indoctrinate our children in their superstitious fairy tale, it's not surprising at all. We of no faith don't have to turn the other cheek, but are morally free to kick back. So we do.

      Butt kicking for goodness!
    8. Re:simpsons quote by dwater · · Score: 1

      The problem is that not everyone wants to learn everything about every subject. In fact, a lot of people aren't capable of knowing everything about everything; or even everything about a single subject. At some point, we all have to rely on what someone else is telling us. How much we believe such 'experts' is based on many things, including the reputation of and previous behaviour of said person.

      Of course, most(?) 'religious' people don't just believe in the existence of God, but believe they actually *know* God (to some degree) and have a real relationship with Him. Futhermore, such people consider God to be the most reliable person in their life. If you understand that, then their reluctance to believe perfect strangers is perhaps more understandable.

      The problem is at least in part that *you* don't believe *them* - ie that there is a God, that they know God and that they have a personal relationship with Him (and therefore have a good personal reason to believe Him rather than you).

      Of course, there's pretty much nothing anyone can do about that.

      So, why bother?

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    9. Re:simpsons quote by arth1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If we're created in the image of your god, does he have a tail bone and an appendix?
      If not, why didn't he fix that in us? Did something go wrong?
      If he does, why? They only serve negative purposes for humans.

      No, evolution and a belief in men created in the image of god just doesn't mix. If anything, that's less believable than what the creationists hawk. At least they can say that god created everything to look like there had been an evolution, for purposes we don't understand. Ridiculous as it is, it's at least theologically possible, while the view that evolution has led to humans in the image of god just doesn't fly.

      However, Occam's razor tells me that the simpler explanation is true: God was created in the image of humans.

    10. Re:simpsons quote by jamstar7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yep, I expected this would provoke the inevitable attacks on religious people by that predictable band of /.ers who apparently never think about anything else.

      I don't have a problem with religion. I don't even have a problem with teaching religion. Just do it down the hall in the Philosophy department with the rest of the Humanities subjects and leave it the hell out of the science labs.

      And keep the more rabid Creationists OUT of the School Boards. That's MY tax money going to waste teaching religion as 'science'.

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    11. Re:simpsons quote by jamstar7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is that not everyone wants to learn everything about every subject. In fact, a lot of people aren't capable of knowing everything about everything; or even everything about a single subject. At some point, we all have to rely on what someone else is telling us. How much we believe such 'experts' is based on many things, including the reputation of and previous behaviour of said person.

      That's fine and dandy. But why must kids be forced to learn religion tarted up and presented as 'science' when it ain't no such animal? The only 'design' in Intelligent Design is to get it past the people who'd reject overt religious programming in favor of science.

      Of course, most(?) 'religious' people don't just believe in the existence of God, but believe they actually *know* God (to some degree) and have a real relationship with Him. Futhermore, such people consider God to be the most reliable person in their life. If you understand that, then their reluctance to believe perfect strangers is perhaps more understandable.

      Personally, I'm agnostic. I don't have a clue if there is a god, where it hangs out at, or what it wants. I also believe everybody else is in the same boat. People who tell me god sits on their shoulders and feed them the answers make me nervous. People who tell me god told them they're special and should be running things make me want to grab a gun and prepare to defend myself from what appears to me to be an extremely dangerous person capable of anything under the cover of god telling them to do it. "Sorry, god told me to kill the president" doesn't cut it as a defense in a courtroom. Why should it cut it on the street?

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    12. Re:simpsons quote by loganrapp · · Score: 1

      Just do what New York did: "Fuck you, school boards."

    13. Re:simpsons quote by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If we're created in the image of your god, does he have a tail bone and an appendix?

      No idea. Possibly.

      If not, why didn't he fix that in us? Did something go wrong?

      Why fix it? Maybe it needs to be there, like the poorly-documented bit of stub code that I commented out earlier that turned out to be essential for reasons that remain unclear to me

      If he does, why? They only serve negative purposes for humans.

      Sure, falling and injuring your coccyx is a bit nasty, but since we don't really know what effect it has or what would happen if it wasn't there, I don't think we can say it only serves a negative purpose for humans.

    14. Re:simpsons quote by timmarhy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Science at the moment is like that little wimpy kid at school who just hit puberty and had a growth spurt, grew some muscles and has discovered he could fight back against religion for the first time. Religion was the one that started the fight 100's of years ago, now you want to quit because your losing.

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    15. Re:simpsons quote by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Interesting that despite having such a deep personal relationship with their god people seem to not actually hear him that much .After all they all seem to instead listen to some random stranger, the clergy of their religion, who in turn tells them what god supposedly said.

    16. Re:simpsons quote by clarkkent09 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Depends on what you mean by "attacks". If I tell you that I believe my cat can fly, are you not free to say "wow, what a ridiculous thing to believe". Does that count as an attack? Are you supposed to say, "yes I respect your beliefs very much and lets include them in the school curriculum and here is some money and tax breaks for you"

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    17. Re:simpsons quote by E++99 · · Score: 1

      That's fine and dandy. But why must kids be forced to learn religion tarted up and presented as 'science' when it ain't no such animal? The only 'design' in Intelligent Design is to get it past the people who'd reject overt religious programming in favor of science.

      The observation that aspects of living forms seem to be too complex, or fit together in too coordinated a way to come about as proscribed by the leading theory, is a valid argument for a science, even if the argument is motivated by religious thoughts, and even if the evidence doesn't exist to resolve that argument one way or the other. (Truly, the debate is almost infantile, "it couldn't happen that way" "yes it could" "no it couldn't" "yes it could"). But those considerations are exactly what will most likely motivate the next generation to figure out how to get the evidence to shed more light on the process of evolution, and what truly is and is not possible under the leading theory. I believe these questions are resolvable -- it's just a matter of making the discoveries.

      Personally, I'm agnostic. I don't have a clue if there is a god, where it hangs out at, or what it wants. I also believe everybody else is in the same boat.

      So you're agnostic on God, but you take a position on whether anyone else knows about God? Come on. You don't know if other people have a relationship with God. Admit it. :-) That said, I used to take the exact same position.
    18. Re:simpsons quote by kestasjk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't make a caricature of my faith; we've come a long way. Now we believe that the creator came down in human form to get his shit ruined by us, so that he could forgive us for the symbolic sin of eating some fruit that made us really smart. God didn't actually come down and wrestle with Israel, and he didn't actually make a donkey talk, it was just a symbol. If you can't figure out what a donkey talking symbolizes, well I feel sorry for you and your "logic" based mindset.

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    19. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The observation that aspects of living forms seem to be too complex, or fit together in too
      >coordinated a way to come about as proscribed by the leading theory, is a valid argument for a
      >science.

      No, it's not. The theory of evolution is falsifiable. Intelligent design is not.

    20. Re:simpsons quote by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      The forbidden fruit is not making people smarter but telling good from evil (that is being capable of reflecting thought upon oneself, as in realizing one is naked). Before eating the fruit, whatever that means, man answers to istinct and/or is incapable of sinning because he can't tell. After, he is able to sin. That means getting out of the condition symbolized by eden automatically.

      Is this an explanation or is it just a rationalization of a myth randomly transmitted in a religious book? Impossible to say and irrelevant for my thesis. My thesis is: you can easily make fun of a thing you didn't bother to analyze. And I never got out of a "logical mindset".

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    21. Re:simpsons quote by salmonmoose · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does it symbolise God talking out of his ass?

    22. Re:simpsons quote by Wildclaw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I called myself agnostic until someone posed the question if I was agnostic in my the belief in Santa Claus, the tooth fairy and the flying spaghetti monster.

      At that point I realized that calling oneself agnostic because there is a very tiny possibility that a god exists is just playing with the definition of the word agnostic. For all practical purposes I am an atheist.

      Othwerwise, I agree with what you said.

    23. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      any more than evolving from a zygote does.
      That's "developing" from a zygote.
    24. Re:simpsons quote by dwater · · Score: 1

      > ... But why must kids be forced to learn religion tarted up and presented as 'science' when it ain't no such animal?

      That's a rhetorical question, right? Clearly, they shouldn't.

      However, I would also argue that there is a case for not stating something is fact beyond all doubt, and teaching people to come to their own conclusions. Of course, it's fine to say things like, "Well, I can't be 100% sure, but when *I* look at all that evidence, it seems obvious to me that it happened this way."

      It reminds me of how I react to people who seem to constantly state things as if they were fact, when they are not; or who state their opinions with certainty, which then prove to be not the case. For example, saying that it's definitely 'this' way to get to a certain place, when it later proves not to be that way. I find that my "guesses" (ie, "I think it's this way") are far more reliable than such people's "100% certain".

      I guess that goes back to that whole 'trust' thing...if I were to meet someone who fairly consistently tells me things that turn out to be true, then I find it much easier to believe their opinions or the things they believe in.

      Of course, if I want to actually have my own independent opinion, then I need to look at all the evidence for myself. I used to love going to (not taking part in) debates while I was at school, and hearing both sides of an argument (or whatever). I also love to read debated topics in Wikipedia for the same reason - all sides are usually represented in some form.

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    25. Re:simpsons quote by dwater · · Score: 1

      Indeed, though that is supposedly one of the methods God uses to communicate. It is not, however, something one should act upon without testing or confirmation of some form, IIRC - I'm talking about Christianity (plain old regular type) here, of course.

      There's usually not a problem with listening to people, it's what you do as a result. Don't just believe what you're told, but test it.

      There are other ways God (supposedly) communicates too - in person, of course (if you believe the reports); via the Holy Spirit (again, difficult to discern from some random idea you have, or intuition/guilt/conscience, I'd guess); via The Bible (again, this is mostly a Holy Spirit thing, I think).

      One pastor I listen to a lot often says that what he says could be rubbish (he doesn't use those words), and prays that his words reflect the will of God and such. I think this is fairly common.

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    26. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up you fool.

    27. Re:simpsons quote by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Before eating the fruit, whatever that means, man answers to istinct and/or is incapable of sinning because he can't tell. After, he is able to sin. Just to make sure I've got this straight:
      • Man was incapable of sin until eating the fruit.
      • Man became capable of sin after eating the fruit.
      • Man at the fruit while incapable of sin.
      • Eating the fruit was a sin.
      There's a ??? step I'm missing somewhere...
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    28. Re:simpsons quote by bhiestand · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think it's safe to say choosing a cat as an example was a big mistake. I could link you to hundreds of pictures of cats flying, and I can personally verify my last cat's ability to do so. You could have said spaghetti monsters can fly and started a flame war over the One True FSM, or you could've picked a less agile animal, such as the turtle, but please don't disparage cats by bringing them into this argument.

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    29. Re:simpsons quote by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think you've come very close to the real reason a number of Christians have a problem with evolution. The bible tells us that man was created in God's image, but evolution tells us that we are just the latest in a long line of incremental improvements. Taking these two together means that humanity is being created into God's image, and our descendants will be the beings that God originally intended, and we are no more special than any other ape.

      Having your religion tell you that you aren't special is hard for a lot of people to take; especially people attracted to a religion like Christianity that tells you that you are so special Jesus chose to die for you. For some people, it's easier to just disbelieve the evidence that attacks their ego the most strongly.

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    30. Re:simpsons quote by cc1984_ · · Score: 1

      Yep, I expected this would provoke the inevitable attacks on religious people by that predictable band of /.ers who apparently never think about anything else.
      Why is this guy marked a troll? He's absolutely right! Religion had absolutely no mention in the original post. Saying "blah blah indoctrination blah blah ignorant blah blah truculent" may be right, but why is it getting an airing here?
    31. Re:simpsons quote by flewp · · Score: 4, Funny

      Before eating the fruit, whatever that means, man answers to istinct and/or is incapable of sinning because he can't tell. After, he is able to sin. Just to make sure I've got this straight:
      • Man was incapable of sin until eating the fruit.
      • Man became capable of sin after eating the fruit.
      • Man at the fruit while incapable of sin.
      • Eating the fruit was a sin.
      There's a ??? step I'm missing somewhere... Not only that, but you're missing the most important step... PROFIT!
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    32. Re:simpsons quote by cthellis · · Score: 1

      It's a predictive response that inevitably proves to be true. The creationist latches onto this kind of stuff every time. Therefore... pre-mock the creationists. ;-)

      This shouldn't mean "mock religion," of course... Just them literal creationists who are continually hunting Evolution and the sciences now.

    33. Re:simpsons quote by cthellis · · Score: 1

      > However, I would also argue that there is a case for not stating something is fact beyond all doubt, and teaching people to come to their own conclusions. ...and the way science it taught, students are shown precisely that. It's part and parcel of teaching the scientific method.

    34. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now you want to quit because your losing. You're.

      Dumbfuck.
    35. Re:simpsons quote by dc29A · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most people who follow "tomes of old," myself included, believe that humans evolved from apes. For the large majority of believers they're orthogonal subjects, and evolving from apes does not preclude being created in the image of God, any more than evolving from a zygote does. This "God" must have been a pretty weak designer. I mean ...

      - We can't eat and breathe the same time.
      - We have to keep our blood constantly warm while other animals don't have to.
      - Our eyesight sucks compared to a lot of animals. If "God" can design such good eyesight for some animals, why not design this for himself and us?
      - Our hearing sucks compared to a lot of animals.
      - Did the designer fail Gravity 101? Why are the woman's intestines continually slamming against the uterus and in some cases causing pain and bleeding? As if it was "designed" for walking on 4 legs ...
      - Why is it that a hyena can pretty much eat shit and not get sick of it, yet us, designed in the image of "God" would die from that or get very sick?
      - Cancer? Is that some kind of stack overflow in the DNA programming by "God"?
      - There are a few gases like CO that we can't smell and that would kill us. Why didn't "God" design us in a way so we can smell them? A practical joke mayhaps?
      - What kind of engineer puts the pleasure center of the body inches away from sewers?

      If "God" really created us in his image, he is either:
      (1) Grossly incompetent.
      (2) He is weak himself.
    36. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how many religious believers also support social Darwinism? They frequently also talk about "survival of the fittest" (Herbert Spencer, not Darwin) in economics and society yet they draw the line when it comes to biology.

      It is no coincidence that fertility and aging go hand in hand. Once you have passed your prime reproductive years nature has no need for you (in fact you are competing with the new generations) and age and die. We're just here to keep our DNA line going, just like bacteria, fungi, archaea bacteria, etc. If our lives had intrinsic value to the universe this wouldn't happen now, would it?

    37. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't your "dumbfuck" be hyphenated? But don't worry because you utterly destroyed the argument in that post by pointing out his spelling error! Your third-grade grammer teacher would be very proud and also the only one who gives a flying fuck, dumb-fuck!

    38. Re:simpsons quote by canuck57 · · Score: 1

      No, evolution and a belief in men created in the image of god just doesn't mix.

      That assumes god isn't evolving. Could be a dangerous assumption.

      The big kick I get, is peoples misinterpretation of the bible and virtually every other religious document of age ever written, including all of Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, Christianity, Hinduism and others.

      Religious leaders often totally side step the fact that their documents were written for people with a limited communications ability and limited understanding of the universe. Given a scholar or monk fully trained up in literacy and languages may have had a vocabulary of only 3000-4000 words! And your average person had less, and most often could not write or read proficiently.

      Take the common "Seven Days of Creation". Could you explain to people thousands of years ago that time for God may not be the same as time for mankind? What if I said one year to God is 1 billion years to us and evolution was not explained because people at the time would not understand it?

      "Good" religious teachings accommodate this and focus on the how to live together peacefully. Prosperity and peace most often go together. Trouble is, many religious leaders pervert their religions into fanatical control of their peoples with a total lack of vision.

    39. Re:simpsons quote by kestasjk · · Score: 0, Troll

      The forbidden fruit is not making people smarter but telling good from evil (that is being capable of reflecting thought upon oneself, as in realizing one is naked). Before eating the fruit, whatever that means, man answers to istinct and/or is incapable of sinning because he can't tell. After, he is able to sin. That means getting out of the condition symbolized by eden automatically. I stand corrected. God came down from heaven to get his shit ruined by us, so he could forgive us for the sin of eating a fruit that gave us morality.
      But we couldn't sin until after we ate the fruit though, so I guess the first bite was sinless, because we couldn't tell that we were sinning until we had eaten at least some. It's a problem if the fruit was eaten in one bite though, that'd get us off the hook completely (unless just chewing the fruit is enough, and the apple was swallowed after at least two munches).

      Is this an explanation or is it just a rationalization of a myth randomly transmitted in a religious book? Impossible to say and irrelevant for my thesis. An explanation of morality? I don't think it's impossible to say whether or not the ancient forbidden fruit myth is a reasonable theory of morality.

      My thesis is: you can easily make fun of a thing you didn't bother to analyze. My thesis is: you can find meaning in anything if you analyze for long enough.

      I have read as much of the Bible as I could stomach though. I got a little further than the part where the donkey of a messenger of a something-ite (who's tribe was getting invaded by Moses, iirc) saw an invisible angel on the road ahead, and when the donkey tried to turn the messenger beat it, and God made the donkey talk, and the donkey said "Am I not your faithful donkey? Why do you beat me?", but the messenger was confused because the angel was invisible, and less so because his donkey was talking, but then the angel showed himself, and the messenger repented and apologized to the donkey.

      And I never got out of a "logical mindset". Well then I hope you'll at least be consistent and analyze Alice in Wonderland thoroughly for messages from God.
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    40. Re:simpsons quote by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      - There are a few gases like CO that we can't smell and that would kill us. Why didn't "God" design us in a way so we can smell them? A practical joke mayhaps?

      Strangely enough we have hundreds of latent genes for smell that aren't expressed in our chromosomes. It seems the genes for our hightened sense of sight are more valuable to a tree dweller than smell.

      I'd also add to that list why we can't produce our own vitamin C and have to obtain it from our diet (same goes for apes). Many other organisms can produce it internally. Without it we can't produce collagen and many hormones and end up with scurvy. There is also the matter of hernias that result from walking upright with an abdominal cavity designed for walking on all fours (we were created to walk upright, right?).

      - What kind of engineer puts the pleasure center of the body inches away from sewers?

      As the old joke goes, clearly God is a civil engineer. ;) It could be worse, birds shit and pee out the same tube they use for sex.

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    41. Re:simpsons quote by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Many Christians interpret that as being made in God's spiritual image and have for years. Not all people of religion are cooks.

    42. Re:simpsons quote by dc29A · · Score: 1

      Many Christians interpret that as being made in God's spiritual image and have for years. Not all people of religion are cooks. By what criteria can you judge that your interpretation is the right one?
    43. Re:simpsons quote by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 3, Informative

      The phrase you are looking for is "teapot atheist".

      Bertrand Russell posed the postulate that there is a teapot in orbit around the Sun between Earth and Mars. Because the teapot is too small, we cannot detect it with even our best telescopes (although this may change in the future). Since we cannot disprove the existence of the teapot, must we be "teapot agnostics"? Technically, yes, but from a practical standpoint, we are all "teapot atheists".

      The problem is that there are an infinite number of bogus postulates. Unless we are to be agnostic about everything (Will the Sun really rise tomorrow?), we must go by the preponderance of evidence. The lack of evidence otherwise suggests that there is no God, which is my current belief. If the evidence changes, so will my beliefs.

      Incidentally, the "bogus religion" theory throws a monkey wrench into Pascal's Wager. Pascal's Wager assumes that the only two possibilities are a Christian God who rewards belief and no God at all. What if, for example, God rewarded skepticism? What if Hinduism is correct? Since there is no solid evidence to suggest that this religion is any more correct than any other religion, we cannot make such an assumption.

      No, this latest discovery doesn't break science. This kind of discovery is exactly what science is all about - constantly looking for new evidence to enhance our understanding, whether or not that evidence supports the current theory. Scientific skepticism isn't about being closed to new ideas, it's about treating every theory with a critical eye and constantly trying to prove yourself wrong.

      When was the last time you heard a Fundamentalist Christian utter the words, "I was wrong"?

    44. Re:simpsons quote by Kopiok · · Score: 1

      The difference is that many, many, many more people believe in their religions than believe your cat can fly. And they have money and voting power.

    45. Re:simpsons quote by Rostin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think you've come very close to the real reason a number of Christians have a problem with evolution.

      With a lead in like that, it's hard to disagree. There are a couple of billion Christians world-wide by some measures. We could probably find "a number of Christians" who have a problem with evolution because they were attacked by monkeys as children, and they associate evolution with monkeys because of that famous graphic depicting an ape slowly turning into a man. :)

      The bible tells us that man was created in God's image, but evolution tells us that we are just the latest in a long line of incremental improvements.

      This enters into it, but not in the way that you and the parent seem to think. The parent asked, "If we're created in the image of your god, does he have a tail bone and an appendix?" It's hard to tell whether he's being sarcastic. If not, why stop there? Men and women have some obvious physiological differences. So, which is it? Are men created in the image of God, or are women? Apparently (and amazingly) the parent believes that being created in the image of God means that we bear some physical resemblance to him. Just drawing attention to this premise in his argument should reveal how ridiculous it is, but just in case, I'll spell it out. No group of Christians I'm aware of has ever believed that the Imago Dei has anything to do with our physical bodies.

      Having your religion tell you that you aren't special is hard for a lot of people to take; especially people attracted to a religion like Christianity that tells you that you are so special Jesus chose to die for you.

      Again, this is a little hard to refute. All over the world, there are undoubtedly sermons being preached about how inherently special we are. But you should take note of a fine but significant distinction. Historically, most Christians have not believed that Jesus died for people because they were special. The song is called Amazing Grace because Newton believed the favor shown to him by God was completely undeserved. He calls himself a wretch, which some modern, mainline denominations have edited out in the belief that traditional Christianity has too negative a view of mankind. If you're shopping around for a worldview that caters to ego, there are much better options than Christianity.

      I'd like to suggest to you that the real psychological problem (that is, putting aside the theology and science) that a lot of people have with evolution isn't, as you say, as simple as stubborn, childish insistence that we are better and more important than the apes. The problem is with naturalism. (Many educated Christians believe in "theistic" evolution.) Absent something like the image of God, it's hard for many people to believe that their lives have meaning, that they are capable of apprehending truth, that morality boils down to anything more than personal preferences (which in turn boil down to chemical reactions), etc. In other words, what they are really afraid of is radical nihilism. This is more than just a blow to the ego. It's a question of whether it can be meaningfully said that such a thing as the ego exists.

    46. Re:simpsons quote by Main+Gauche · · Score: 1

      "No, evolution and a belief in men created in the image of god just doesn't mix."

      Why? You're basically telling people "You can't believe that a god planned it would all work out this way, including the evolution bit."

      So I have to presume you're an atheist. As an agnostic, I have a hard time distinguishing such views from religious ones.

    47. Re:simpsons quote by Assassin+bug · · Score: 1

      but evolution tells us that we are just the latest in a long line of incremental improvements.
      It's important to remember that the changes that happened were not improvements, but adaptations. They were also not always incremental. An adaptation is only an improvement within the context of the current setting. The setting can change faster than the adaptation and the character may (or may not depending on its energy cost) need to swing back to some other state. Also, the reason some adaptations are not incremental in some cases is due to "pre-adaptations" or a character that was selected for by one force and then happens to give an advantage when interacting with another, this other force then may additively drive or enforce the character state. The underpinnings of adaptation for a species, community, or a population is a very complex thing.
    48. Re:simpsons quote by ari_j · · Score: 1

      School boards are elected. Shut up and vote.

    49. Re:simpsons quote by welcher · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Given a scholar or monk fully trained up in literacy and languages may have had a vocabulary of only 3000-4000 words! And your average person had less, and most often could not write or read proficiently. You're just making this up - people have far higher vocabularies than that now (50000+ is standard for an educated english speaker) and there is no reason to believe that an educated person back then didn't know a lot. A 6 year old kid knows about 6000 words. There are a lot of things to name out there, you know.

    50. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no you

    51. Re:simpsons quote by sohare · · Score: 1

      "Yet another example of science failing in light of overwhelming religous evidence!" don't laugh too much... there's people out their who really think this way. The sad thing.. even if you somehow could bring the hard evidence to prove that the human race came from apes... People that followed tomes of old would still not believe it. It's so hard to understand why people can't see what is right in front of their faces. Buddy, that's what the theory of evolution IS. The problem is roughly this:

      A: The vast majority of anti-evolutionists have almost no understanding of what evolution entails, or the actual evidence for it.

      B: Most people in general are scientifically illiterate, and have no understanding of the scientific method. Scientific literacy in a society roughly correlates with the percentage of working scientists.

      C: You have a few people that hold Ph.D's yet are still just plain stupid, because they cannot stop applying the logical fallacy of personal incredulity.

      Evolution is one of the best supported theories we have, and the only reason it is attacked as being "just a theory" instead of, say, General Relativity, is that evolution is easier to understand but also it directly contradicts literal interpretations of some religious canon, and shows that, indeed, man is just an animal afterall.

    52. Re:simpsons quote by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Well, no, you just have no conceptual grasp of what the image -is-. It is not a position of Christianity that presenting you with the term "made in God's image" gives you any sufficient idea of what that means, more of a steppingstone to understanding and a basic framework should one choose to take such a basic assertion on the most basic level of faith. Perceiving -the image- (or, rather, integration) is a work Christian contemplatives spend years and years on.

      And no, there is absolulely no way you can logically make a judgment on this on the level of logical coherence, unless you can personally subset the scope of all of what an "image" can or could be, both inclusive and exclusive of your current knowledge, and make a exclusion based on this. "Image" is way too broad for you to possibly honestly do that.


      When you see your image, you are pleased. But when you see your images that came into existence before you, which neither die nor become manifest, how much you will have to bear!

      --The Gospel of Thomas

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    53. Re:simpsons quote by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Someone above restated the "created in God's image" as "*being* created in God's image", to explain the differences between human physiology and sound design. IOW, it's on the drawing board, but we're not finished yet.

      I think it's simpler than that. God doesn't have a clue, so making it up as he goes along. ;)

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    54. Re:simpsons quote by Reziac · · Score: 1

      "What if, for example, God rewarded skepticism?"

      Isn't that what one of the Christian monastic teachings (I forget which one) was about?? "Question everything, including God himself", or something to that effect.

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    55. Re:simpsons quote by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Okay, then present just -one paragraph- asserting your morality in -specifics- (don't just lamely use the word itself as if that's sufficient for a normative system), explain why it's objective, and get one other person on earth to agree to follow it. My expectation is you won't, and have never tried, because you in fact have no interest in having a functional moral code.

      Go ahead, it's just one paragraph.

      Failing that, you can wait a while and have evolution make you inevitably lose this cultural conflict.

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    56. Re:simpsons quote by had3l · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, it's different. When you talk about Santa Claus or the tooth fairy, you are talking about very specific beliefs. That's EXACTLY why agnostics are agnostics, they think that if there is a god, the chance that we would have gotten this god guy all figured out is pretty slim, so every religion is really just as good (or bad) as the next.

      Being an atheist is denying the existence of the unknown, but how can you deny what you don't know its there? I prefer the scientific approach, if I can prove or disprove it, fine, if I can't, no need to dwell on it.

      If even science knows that they don't have it all figured out, why do atheists think they do?

    57. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In other words, what they are really afraid of is radical nihilism.


      So what you are saying is that for many Christians, the only reason they do not go on killing and raping rampages is because they think god will punish them if they do? What kind of a basis for morality is that?


      IMHO it is no co-incidence that most religions in the world have at least one thing in common: the ethic of reciprocity. Treat others as you would want to be treated. We do not need to have a supreme god threatening us with eternal damnation to understand why this is good, and evolution could even tell us why adhering to such a "moral" would actually result in our species being more successful than an equivalent species that lacked it.

    58. Re:simpsons quote by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Who needs a paragraph? A sentence will do: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

    59. Re:simpsons quote by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Hmm... where have I heard that before... Bonus points: Explain why it's an objective axiom without reference to a theistic framework.

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    60. Re:simpsons quote by Bozdune · · Score: 1

      The problem that many of us have with fundamentalist Christian and other religions is that faith interferes with fact in a way that has already resulted in very bad outcomes for millions of people, and it is quite likely to continue to do so for the foreseeable future.

      The problem with Christian and other religious academics who pick and choose that which they can intellectually accept or intellectually fit into a semi-rationalist framework, is that they, too, are giving up rationalism for faith. At what point does their faith interfere with their science? Hard to say.

      One does not have to reject the concept of an ego to accept that the brain is a complex parallel processing piece of wetware, and, by definition, so are we. However, such a belief would certainly would be a blow to anyone who thinks that there's a "soul" that somehow "persists" after death.

    61. Re:simpsons quote by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      The observation that aspects of living forms seem to be too complex, or fit together in too coordinated a way to come about as proscribed by the leading theory, is a valid argument for a science Eh? Since when is an opinion a valid argument for science?
    62. Re:simpsons quote by bigsmoke · · Score: 1

      Do upon others as you would want to be done upon yourself. Would that work for you?

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    63. Re:simpsons quote by sohare · · Score: 1

      Many Christians interpret that as being made in God's spiritual image and have for years. Not all people of religion are cooks. It is not so fashionable today to mention it due to the preponderance of New Agey philosophy and junk evocation of quantum physics, but there is about as much evidence for Duality as for young earth creationism. That is to say, none outside of gaps in scientific knowledge.
    64. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the bit about God giving Man dominion over the world and all the other creatures. That's what makes that religion work: the sure and certain knowledge that there is a God-given right to pollute the world, destroy ecosystems, send other species to extinction, etc, etc. After all, the whole thing is temporary and all the Good People will go to a better place soon. And all the others can go to hell.

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    65. Re:simpsons quote by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Enlightened self-interest, of course. "I will take from this person because as a thinking, feeling individual I am aware that I would not wish this person to take from me." Theology need not enter into it.

    66. Re:simpsons quote by Empiric · · Score: 1

      See above. Your statement is fine presuming you have a theistic metaphysics to give it authority/objectivity, wholly unsufficient alone otherwise. Firstly, there's the problem of why it isn't just another subjective moral assertion; secondly, we'd be left wondering why "Do unto others as maximizes the survival likelihood of your genes" wouldn't be preferable...

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    67. Re:simpsons quote by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 1

      Unless one is referring to a mute. Then it would be just a space, not a hyphen.

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    68. Re:simpsons quote by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Another Randroid, perhaps?

      Ah well, I'll just note that stating "enlightened self-interest" doesn't specify any particular behavior, other than generalizations given a particular social context, which is in itself rare in the overall context of history, and your particular derivation from that is pretty subjective. Without the quasi-religious implication of "enlightened", it just means one should do what's in their best interests, which is very often at odds with others.

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    69. Re:simpsons quote by sohare · · Score: 1

      I called myself agnostic until someone posed the question if I was agnostic in my the belief in Santa Claus, the tooth fairy and the flying spaghetti monster.

      At that point I realized that calling oneself agnostic because there is a very tiny possibility that a god exists is just playing with the definition of the word agnostic. For all practical purposes I am an atheist.

      Othwerwise, I agree with what you said.

      One thing to consider is that atheist and agnostic are not mutually exclusive, nor even are they talking about the same thing. Agnosticism concerns itself with knowledge and explicitly what we can know, whereas atheism deals with belief. You can be an agnostic atheist in that you maintain no positive belief in supernatural entities, yet also think that one can never know truly whether these entities exist.

      And of course there are scales of agnosticism. Only within mathematics can you ever prove something, and so if you were really hard-nosed, you could maintain that humans are actually incapable of knowing anything within the realm of science. As empirical evidence mounts, though, the veracity and power of a particular model or claim gains some substance. This is why scientific models, like evolution and gravity, are accepted rather than believed in.

    70. Re:simpsons quote by ColombianKid · · Score: 1

      "but evolution tells us that we are just the latest in a long line of incremental improvements." no, evolution tells us that we are the latest in a long line of incremental "changes", not "improvements"

    71. Re:simpsons quote by Ardeaem · · Score: 1

      Who says a moral code has to be an objective axiomatic system? Ask yourself this: what is the objective moral code? Then, ask yourself, "why does God follow the objective moral code?" and "why did God create the objective moral code (if he did)." You will quickly see, hopefully, why theists are in the same position as nontheists with respect to morality - except nontheists KNOW that an objective, normative moral system fails, and theists just push the logical problem back a level to God.

    72. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "However, Occam's razor tells me that the simpler explanation is true: God was created in the image of humans"

      I'm myself am a believer of Christ and I'm sure there are many reasons why humans would think of reasons to "create" a God like you said(why do we exist, how did we get here, etc) but in the end, I can't shake the notion that humans would rather be free and not answer to anyone so why create a God in the first place? It's happening now during these end times, many people don't want to answer to God and so they just refuse to believe in Him or believe in Him when its convenient. I just don't see mankind creating a notion of God, and sticking with it for millenias just because we had nothing better to do or to answer some unexplained questions.

      And as for Occams's razor "one should not increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything"
      how can you get a much more simpler than saying God created the Heavens and the Earth? :). Just some food for thought....

    73. Re:simpsons quote by iknowcss · · Score: 1

      What if, hypothetically, God did create man in his own image, and man has since evolved away from that image. That wouldn't necessarily explain the appendix and tail bone, but why does man have to be evolving towards a perfect form? After all, the bible explains that when Adam was created, he was said to be "perfect", and what kind of perfect system is unable to adapt to the changes around it? Just some thoughts.

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    74. Re:simpsons quote by glenstar · · Score: 1

      Not all people of religion are cooks.

      Indeed not! Some of them are bakers, some are sous chefs, and a very select group of them religious folks are Sandwich Artists.

    75. Re:simpsons quote by Zaphod-AVA · · Score: 1

      Go for the eyes Boo.. GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAAAAAAH!

      Evil around every corner! (Careful not to step in any...)

    76. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, I am very religious. As one of the growing number of Post-Christian Neo-Pagans.

      I object to people of violence gaining access to our schools and corrupting the innate moral potential of our youth. This very much includes those Christian groups who practice ritualistic cannibalism and believe they have the God-given right to exercise dominion over everything else in the world. And, which is worse, know that so long as they humbly ask to be forgiven for the wrongs they do during the week, they can start afresh every Sunday after their churchly blood bath: "..the blood of Jesus wash away your sins", blah blah blah.

    77. Re:simpsons quote by Tack · · Score: 1

      Man was incapable of sin until eating the fruit.
      Actually does Genesis say that man was incapable of sin, or only that man had never sinned (and therefore was in good standing with God, and all the benefits that entails)? Indeed if it does say man was incapable of sin that's an amusing contradiction, but it's not my understanding of the story.
    78. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your sig: "I hate machiaphobiacs almost as much as I hate magniloquents."
      machiaphobiac? As in makhia- + phobiac? Did you intend the unusual 'phobiac' over traditional 'phobic' or neo-anglican '-phobe' due to the resemblance in form to 'maniac'? So, a machiaphobiac would be someone with an obsessive fear of fighting, or one unusually wont to avoid conflict?
      Also, is magniloquent being used isntead of the more common grandiloquent for 'm'-alliteration, or are you trying to make a point of /not/ using grandiloquent, since grandiloquent can be pretentious and/or pointlessly rhetorical, whereas magniloquent is nearly synonymous with turgid?
      It's also interesting to note that grandiloquence is derived directly from latin, but magniloquence is a backformation :)
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    79. Re:simpsons quote by clarkcox3 · · Score: 1

      However, I would also argue that there is a case for not stating something is fact beyond all doubt, and teaching people to come to their own conclusions. Of course, it's fine to say things like, "Well, I can't be 100% sure, but when *I* look at all that evidence, it seems obvious to me that it happened this way."
      ... and you've just described science.
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    80. Re:simpsons quote by arth1 · · Score: 1

      I did. Did you miss the last sentence in my post?

    81. Re:simpsons quote by clarkcox3 · · Score: 1
      Okay, here goes: I like existing. I want to continue existing. If I were alone and never cooperated with other people, existing comfortably would be difficult, if not impossible as all of my time would be devoted to finding food and water, as well as fighting off predators and competition. Therefore, cooperation is good. There are essentially two ways to obtain the cooperation of another person:
      • Force them; show them that you will cause them harm if they do not cooperate.
      • Entice them; show them that things will be better if they do cooperate.
      If you force them, then a large part of their energy will be focused on removing the threat (i.e. you), which is counterproductive, and potentially dangerous to you for obvious reasons. A large part of your energy would also be devoted to enforcing the threat, and preventing its removal; this is also wasteful. If, on the other hand, you entice them, and show them that the relationship is beneficial to the both of you, all of that energy that would have otherwise gone into fighting for and against your threat can now be channeled into more constructive endeavors. Everyone wins. "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" is essentially a description of the contract implied by civilization. Okay, so it was a little more than a single paragraph.
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    82. Re:simpsons quote by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Further discussion is an exercise in mental masturbation. You're not really listening to the things I'm saying -- a very simple concept which accurately and fully answered your "challenges". Instead, you're reduced to playing the semantics game. The fact is, if you believe in a God and/or afterlife, it is best to live by "the golden rule" because there is a very good chance that this is what you're religion requires of you. If you are an atheist, a strong logical argument can be made for any creature capable of empathy to do the same.

    83. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI
      image n. 1. A reproduction of the form of a person or an object, especially a sculptured likeness. 2. Physics. An optically formed duplicate, counterpart, or other representative reproduction of an object, especially an optical reproduction of an object formed by a lens or mirror. 3. One that closely or exactly resembles another; a double: He is the image of his uncle. 4.a. The opinion or concept of something that is held by the public. b. The character projected to the public, as by a person or an institution, especially as interpreted by the mass media. 5. A personification of something specified: That child is the image of good health. 6. A mental picture of something not real or present. 7.a. A vivid description or representation. b. A figure of speech, especially a metaphor or simile. c. A concrete representation, as in art, literature, or music, that is expressive or evocative of something else: night as an image of death. 8. Mathematics. A set of values of a function corresponding to a particular subset of a domain. 9. Computer Science. An exact copy of data in a file transferred to another medium. 10. Obsolete. An apparition. --image tr.v. imaged, imaging, images. 1. To make or produce a likeness of. 2. To mirror or reflect. 3. To symbolize or typify. 4. To picture (something) mentally; imagine. 5. To describe, especially so vividly as to evoke a mental picture of. 6. Computer Science. To translate (photographs or other pictures) by computer into numbers that can be transmitted to a remote location and then reconverted into pictures by another computer. 7. To visualize (something), as by magnetic resonance imaging. [Middle English, from Old French, from Latin img½.]

      This might suggest that your definition of 'image' is a tad lacking.

    84. Re:simpsons quote by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Well said.

    85. Re:simpsons quote by evilmousse · · Score: 1

      i vaguely remember a priest's lecture on the meaning of "in his image", and it was to the effect that we're tri(something-meaning-made-of-3-things) beings; us: mind, body, and soul; god: father, son, and the holy spirit.

      not that i can defend it more than that.. maybe you can websearch something regarding that if you want a more detailed rebuttal.

    86. Re:simpsons quote by Lord+Balto · · Score: 1

      Actually that big man in the sky was just a representation of the Sun God, so it's really not that stupid. The associated chronology is what's stupid.

    87. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Not only that, but you're missing the most important step... PROFIT!

      Or do you mean PROPHET! =)

    88. Re:simpsons quote by kayditty · · Score: 0

      So, which is it? Are men created in the image of God, or are women?
      That's a false dichotomy. Does "god" have to be a single entity? And, even if it does, couldn't it be both at once, since it is [allegedly] omnipotent?

      He calls himself a wretch, which some modern, mainline denominations have edited out in the belief that traditional Christianity has too negative a view of mankind. If you're shopping around for a worldview that caters to ego, there are much better options than Christianity.
      The monotheistic religions, in general, seem to be largely masochistic in nature, as far as humanity is concerned. We're born "sinners," we have to do god's bidding (or whatever), and, if we don't, we're sentenced to eternal damnation in a pit of fiery badness (Christianity). I don't think some interpretations of Islamic doctrine are any better (killing infidels and apostates), but, certainly, not all of them are the same. I don't pretend to know which are more accepted, but that's a large part of the problem. Which is right? You can make your religion support almost anything you want it to. Perhaps the original popularizers of the Abrahamic religions envisioned a future not unlike The Party in 1984. Wouldn't it be easy to control people if we could get them to hate themselves, and restrict their freedoms and ability to experience pleasure? I'm not saying that's the case. It just seemed like an interesting thought.

      Certainly, though, Geocentrism seems a much more gratifying stroke of the [humanistic] ego than contemporary religious doctrine, insofar as I'm aware of it.
    89. Re:simpsons quote by kayditty · · Score: 0

      I'm not really sure I can rationalize that scenario. Something perfect, by definition, cannot become imperfect. Sounds familiar, and remarkably on topic.

    90. Re:simpsons quote by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Depends on what you mean by "attacks". If I tell you that I believe my cat can fly, are you not free to say "wow, what a ridiculous thing to believe". Does that count as an attack? Are you supposed to say, "yes I respect your beliefs very much and lets include them in the school curriculum and here is some money and tax breaks for you"

      By attacks I am specifically referring to preemptive strikes. Like if a study on dogs came out, if I said, that Clark is such an idiot, he probably believes dogs can fly. It is extraordinarily rare for one of these threads to start by a position being expressed by a theist or creationist. They are almost always started as an unprovoked mocking of creationists by atheists. If challenged, they invariably defend the mocking as constructive towards the general discourse, when the fact is that it breaks down reason on both sides.

      Personally, I try to avoid mocking, even of beliefs I think someone has to be mentally deficient to believe, which are by no means uncommon here! I am greatly aided by the fact that as a young adult I was a strong socialist and a strong agnostic, and thought very little of those who weren't. If I had not previously held such ridiculous views, I'm sure I would be much quicker to judge and mock those who hold ridiculous views today.
    91. Re:simpsons quote by kayditty · · Score: 0

      Neil Tyson - Stupid Design. I still laffzzz when say he aborted feces!!!11

      Another interesting link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unintelligent_design

    92. Re:simpsons quote by E++99 · · Score: 1

      - We can't eat and breathe the same time.

      You mean swallow and breathe? If you can't hold your breath for long enough to swallow your food, you maybe in critical need of some cardiovascular exercise. However if you have a better design for how a dual-use mouth can lead to both the lungs and stomach, and usually get the air air to the former and the food to the latter, please feel free to draw up a plan, put it on an alter made of 12 uncut rocks, and burn it with sacrificial fire, so God can take a look. I'm joking... ...any number of rocks works fine.

      - We have to keep our blood constantly warm while other animals don't have to.
      - Our eyesight sucks compared to a lot of animals. If "God" can design such good eyesight for some animals, why not design this for himself and us?
      - Our hearing sucks compared to a lot of animals.
      - Did the designer fail Gravity 101? Why are the woman's intestines continually slamming against the uterus and in some cases causing pain and bleeding? As if it was "designed" for walking on 4 legs ...
      - Cancer? Is that some kind of stack overflow in the DNA programming by "God"?
      - There are a few gases like CO that we can't smell and that would kill us. Why didn't "God" design us in a way so we can smell them? A practical joke mayhaps?
      - What kind of engineer puts the pleasure center of the body inches away from sewers?

      Our bodies aren't supposed to be perfect replicas of the Divine Form; they are rather the outer forms that support and respond to our spiritual forms. For a more detailed explanation of this please feel free to see my other post in this thread, here.
      To address a few of your specific points, many animals have greater senses than humans because those animals a specialized manifestations of particular aspects of the divine form that correspond to those senses. The Divine Form is perfect, the natural human form is not perfect. It is the container of the flawed spiritual human, not of the Divine Itself. "God's eyesight," as you refer to it, is omniscience. Natural disease in humans exists as the manifestation of spiritual disease in humans. The reproductive organs (they're "reproductive organs" not just "pleasure organs" by the way) and the end of the digestive system exist where they do because it is the lowest part of the human form (the limbs being considered extensions of where they are attached, not "lower" parts). And the spiritual sphere of reproduction, which makes one with the sphere of genuine love between a man and a woman, contains everything from the inmost of the soul to the ultimate of the body. Thus conjunction between man and woman is designed to be a conjunction of everything from the highest and inmost to the lowest and outermost. And that delight and that love is designed to contain all other genuine delights and all other genuine loves. See Swedenborg's book "Conjugial Love"

      - Why is it that a hyena can pretty much eat shit and not get sick of it, yet us, designed in the image of "God" would die from that or get very sick?

      Clearly, you've never seen the African Savannah episode of "Man vs. Wild."
    93. Re:simpsons quote by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Eh? Since when is an opinion a valid argument for science?

      Er, opinion supported by evidence is what comprises science. That and finding new evidence, and adjusting your opinions accordingly. Ain't nothin else in it.
    94. Re:simpsons quote by sgt_doom · · Score: 2, Informative
      ...Christians have a problem with evolution.

      I think religionists tend to have a problem with mathematics, logic, critical reasoning skills, and various of the sciences in general. I believe the concept is called "low intelligence levels." (Purely supposition on my part, of course.)

    95. Re:simpsons quote by xXBondsXx · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure i've heard more religious teachings praising faith than praising skepticism of god ;-D

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    96. Re:simpsons quote by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Being an atheist is denying the existence of the unknown

      Atheism is a spectrum, not a specific belief system. Personally, I could be described as an Agnostic, an Atheistic Agnostic, an Agnostic Atheist, or a soft Atheist. A hard Atheist denies the existence of God, as you allude, and I agree that this is irrational (in principle, though not really in practice). Rationally, one should assign various religions a probability of being correct of approximately 1/infinity. Santa Clause, the tooth fairy, and the Easter Bunny get the same probability.

    97. Re:simpsons quote by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Incapable of detecting evil. Which is why the serpent could trick Eve.

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    98. Re:simpsons quote by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      ritualistic cannibalism Either 1)you don't know what a metaphor is(Jesus spoke almost entirely in parables) or 2) you're making shit up.
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    99. Re:simpsons quote by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I don't have a problem with religion. I don't even have a problem with teaching religion. Just do it down the hall in the Philosophy department with the rest of the Humanities subjects and leave it the hell out of the science labs.
      Well, I for one will be glad to agree with you on that. And since you want to keep the Christian philosophy out of Science, let's also keep all other philosophy out of science. Science is supposed to be about studying this universe we live in, not dictating whether there is or is not a God.

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    100. Re:simpsons quote by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      No matter how much you fancy it up with silver goblets and pretty white napkins, ritualistic cannibalism is still cannibalistic. The magic of the Eucharist is that so many people who want to do good have been so easily fooled into participating in drinking blood. As I've already told you, learn what a metaphor is. Or are you seriously worried about us evilly destroying the grapes for their blood? If it's the latter, please stop eating any and all food.
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    101. Re:simpsons quote by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Dominion means something that you are in control of and responsible for. That means you take care of it, not destroy it.

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    102. Re:simpsons quote by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I believe Man was created in a perfect form and has been genetically mutating away from perfect. In fact, genetic mutation seems to me like a "life gives you lemons. make lemonade" type of deal. Seems like natural selection is just (albeit on a hug numerical level) picking the most survivable imperfect DNA copy. Granted, this may be a good thing, like if a Rhino has a gene go nuts and give it a bigger horn, that may be beneficial.

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    103. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's sad when those non-believers mock and persecute the believers on this site and get modded funny and when those who are being attacked respond we get modded troll. *sarcasm* Obviously the conclusion is that this is definitely a just site with people who are open-minded.*sarcasm* The worst part is the non-believers enjoy acting that way. It makes them feel righteous. It makes it easier for me to know I'm better than they are though because I at least don't mock others and then beat them down when they fight back. At least judgement day will sort all this out for me. Trying to enlighten non-believers is like trying to teach a 2 year old how to drive a car, the 2 year old's brain just can't grasp the concepts and is essentially physically incapable of performing the act. Now, non-believers (like the bigot who I responded to) have mocked the believers and have been modded funny and since I responded I'm sure this will be modded troll. That's the way this site works so come on, mod me troll.

    104. Re:simpsons quote by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      If we're created in the image of your god, does he have a tail bone and an appendix?
      No, because until Jesus came to Earth, God had no physical attributes at all. We are not made in the physical image of God, because there is none. Jesus came to Earth in human form, but that is not a physical form that God takes, it says he became one of us, in other words he took on our form.

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    105. Re:simpsons quote by typidemon · · Score: 1

      It's very easy to see how self interest and collaboration can be a mutual experience.

      1) If you're acting like a cunt, then someone's going to stab you somewhere that you value.
      2) A group of people who, banding together, use and share their specialist skills for the tribe will out-preform a pack of cunts working against each other.
      3) A successful group will protect each other from forces that may make them less successful. i.e. a pack of cunts coming to steal food and water.

    106. Re:simpsons quote by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      God doesn't have physical attributes. He created the universe, he isn't defined by the atrributes of the universe. We were not created in his physical image, because he doesn't have a physical image.
      We can't eat and breathe the same time.
      I can.
      Why is it that a hyena can pretty much eat shit and not get sick of it, yet us, designed in the image of "God" would die from that or get very sick?
      I have a theory that we probably once were able to pretty much eat anything, the same as a Hyena or cat or dog. People with weaker stomaches would tend to die out from natural selection. But then we discovered fire, and started cooking many of our foods. Then it no longer mattered significantly if we could tolerate raw food. So that genetic ability to handle raw food is no longer important and so it probably got completely randomly knocked out of the population. If we were to lose the ability to make fire, there may be few or no humans alive now with the ability to digest raw meats.
      I think there are many such traits out there in our population which would have gotten weeded out due to natural selection some time ago, except for the crutch of our modern society: lactose intolerance, premature birth, abnormal spine or bone conditions. Many of these problems can now be successfully passed on to the next generation due to the miracles of science. Yes, I am aware that this makes me sound like a complete unsympathetic jerk. I am just saying, nature is cruel and the strongest survive. Or in the case of humans, just about everyone, strong or not, survives.
      Cancer? Is that some kind of stack overflow in the DNA programming by "God"
      There are many types of cancer, but in general it seems that if your organs don't fail you, you'll eventually die of cancer. Humans are made to last long enough to survive until reproductive age. After that, all bets are off. Your body quite obviously has the ability to create new brain cells, skin tissue, bones, and whatever, because it does this both while you are brewing in the womb, and even afterwards when you are growing up. But one by one, these things stop fuctioning. The time when they stop functioning is a genetic trait. It is later in life for some and earlier for others. If it gets too early, than they don't survive to bear offspring. If it is too late, you compete with your offspring, and THEY may not survive to bear offspring. My understanding is that we are alwys getting cancerous cells, but that our system is able to expunge them, until some point where the immune system begins to wind down and the number of cancerous cells overwhelms it. Not all cancers are the same of course. But it has been described to me that if we were perfectly healthy in every other way and had no accidents, we would definitely die of cancer.

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    107. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As above noted, look up "mental masturbation". As for genes, genes are perhaps necessarily selfish, but we are not our genes. Dolt.

    108. Re:simpsons quote by dwater · · Score: 1

      > ... and you've just described science. ...and that's fine, except that the conclusion is taught as fact, rather than the evidence; and the consequence is that anyone who questions the conclusion is nuts.

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    109. Re:simpsons quote by dwater · · Score: 1

      > ...and the way science it taught, students are shown precisely that. It's part and parcel of teaching the scientific method.

      Not in my experience, which is that students are taught that the conclusion as fact, not the evidence. Furthermore, just like on /., questioning that conclusion results in ridicule.

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    110. Re:simpsons quote by prestorjohn · · Score: 1

      geez./ maybe god doesnt want us to eat shit, i mean, its not like it is appealing flavor :(

    111. Re:simpsons quote by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      Figure out how to use a line break and I'll mod you +1 legible. How 'bout we start with that?

    112. Re:simpsons quote by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      It's the young earth creationists that need to learn what a metaphor is.

    113. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because humans are degenerating over time, not improving. When was the last time anything you ever saw improved itself over time?

      We were originally created in God's image, but thanks to the handiwork of our original ancestors (read: Adam and Eve) God decided that if we want to do things our way; so be it and look at how we have ended up. Imagine if you put your life and soul into creating something incredible and intelligent and only get to see it turn against you, would you just shrug your shoulders and ignore it? I think not.

      Sure we have technology today but that's just a result of building on what other people before us have figured out; it doesn't mean each generation is smarter than the last.

    114. Re:simpsons quote by arth1 · · Score: 1

      You need to read up on your old testament, if you think god didn't have human shape before Jesus. Israel was named thus because he fought god all night, and god was definitely shaped like a man.
      Heck, even in Genesis, he walked, talked and looked, meaning he at least had legs, a voice box and eye equivalents, but more likely, it's implicit that the tale makes the assumption that he's like us, or the most striking differences would have been mentioned.

    115. Re:simpsons quote by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Not all people of religion are cooks. Those of us that believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster don't need to be cooks.
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    116. Re:simpsons quote by mqduck · · Score: 1

      Your statement is fine presuming you have a theistic metaphysics to give it authority/objectivity God's beliefs aren't subjective? I don't think this can be proved logically. Even worse, if your morality is just about who has the authority to define it, it sounds pretty empty to me.

      Really, people who can't understand ethics for their own sake scare me.
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    117. Re:simpsons quote by mqduck · · Score: 1

      You mean swallow and breathe? If you can't hold your breath for long enough to swallow your food, you maybe in critical need of some cardiovascular exercise. However if you have a better design for how a dual-use mouth can lead to both the lungs and stomach, and usually get the air air to the former and the food to the latter, please feel free to draw up a plan, put it on an alter made of 12 uncut rocks, and burn it with sacrificial fire, so God can take a look. I'm joking... ...any number of rocks works fine. So... you're saying the limitation is inherent in the design? You're right, that IS a great defense against the "God's a bad designer" argument.
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    118. Re:simpsons quote by mqduck · · Score: 1

      Cancer? Is that some kind of stack overflow in the DNA programming by "God"? I love you. I'm gonna get a shirt that says "Cancer: Stack overflows in God's DNA code."
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    119. Re:simpsons quote by E++99 · · Score: 1

      That assumes god isn't evolving. Could be a dangerous assumption.

      God is by definition unchanging. He transcends time. If you're talking about something other than that, it shouldn't be called God. This is true of the understanding of the scriptures of Judaism, Christianity, Islam, and Hinduism, as well as the logic of Pythagoras, Socrates, Plato and Aristotle.

      Religious leaders often totally side step the fact that their documents were written for people with a limited communications ability and limited understanding of the universe. Given a scholar or monk fully trained up in literacy and languages may have had a vocabulary of only 3000-4000 words! And your average person had less, and most often could not write or read proficiently.

      The "documents" weren't written for scribes or monks. If I document has God as its source, then it was written for everyone. This is nowhere clearer than the New Testament. Jesus gave parables which spoke on different levels to different people, and hid the information entirely from those who would only abuse it. All sacred scripture is of the same nature. I don't know what you mean about the 3000-4000 words. There are far more Hebrew words than that in the Old Testament.

      Take the common "Seven Days of Creation". Could you explain to people thousands of years ago that time for God may not be the same as time for mankind? What if I said one year to God is 1 billion years to us and evolution was not explained because people at the time would not understand it?

      You honestly think the people who built the pyramids and invented agriculture would have difficulty understanding that? The real question is whether we are sophisticated enough to understand it. I can tell you right now, that "time for God is different from time for man" is not sophisticated enough. If you want to get on the right track, read Arcana Celestia by Swedenborg. It takes work to understand. Swedenborg is estimated to have had an IQ of over 200. Did all the ancients have a similarly sophisticated understanding of Genesis? No. But before man's understanding became external and the internal intellect became corrupted, he did. I think it's highly likely that all extant religion can trace their roots back to the religion(s) of the Neanderthals. The physiological reality is that we don't have the brain capacity that they did. So if we are going to understand as they did, it's definitely going to take some effort on our part.
    120. Re:simpsons quote by demallien2 · · Score: 1

      Your numbers there are just flat out wrong. Most English dictionaries don't have 50 000 words! For most languages, you are considered to be a fluent speaker at a vocabulary of around about 1000 words. Someone that does a fair bit of reading will probably have a vocabulary of 3-4000 words, and spelling bee freaks can probably claim about 6000 words.

      I speak French as a second language, and with a vocabulary of about 1500 words, I find myself to be about the equal of most native speakers in daily conversation. I can, for example, read a novel like The Da Vinci Code in French, without ever noticing that there are words that I don't know (well, if you put aside domain-specific nouns like 'atbash' or 'cilice'). I might struggle a bit when trying to read economics reports in newspapers, or a recipe, or some other article with a specific vocabulary attached, but 1500 words is more than enough for a normal usage of a language...

    121. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is the container of the flawed spiritual human, not of the Divine Itself. "God's eyesight," as you refer to it, is omniscience. Natural disease in humans exists as the manifestation of spiritual disease in humans. The reproductive organs (they're "reproductive organs" not just "pleasure organs" by the way) and the end of the digestive system exist where they do because it is the lowest part of the human form (the limbs being considered extensions of where they are attached, not "lower" parts). And the spiritual sphere of reproduction, which makes one with the sphere of genuine love between a man and a woman, contains everything from the inmost of the soul to the ultimate of the body. Thus conjunction between man and woman is designed to be a conjunction of everything from the highest and inmost to the lowest and outermost. And that delight and that love is designed to contain all other genuine delights and all other genuine loves. See Swedenborg's book "Conjugial Love"

      Are you seriously fucking listening to yourself? "Manifestation of spiritual disease" ? You sound no better than those ignorant New Agers.

      I can't wait until people like you have been evolved out of our gene pool. Sheesh.

    122. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure we have technology today but that's just a result of building on what other people before us have figured out; it doesn't mean each generation is smarter than the last.

      You just answered your own question: by building on previous advances, evolution allows continual refinement without requiring any particular intelligence in each generation. It's kind of stumbling forward in the dark. That's why it's so neat! :)

    123. Re:simpsons quote by drazil72 · · Score: 1

      Forgive me if this has been posted already...but from what I've seen there is clearly a need for the truth here! If you read Genesis 1:26-28, you will find that man was created in the image of God himself (in fact...v. 26 in the New King James versions states "..."Let Us make man in Our image,...""; and this fact is even stated 3 times in v. 27. I don't see anything about God creating an ape and saying it wasn't good enough and revising it in steps. God made man *and* woman on the sixth day and it pleased Him.

      As for the "flaws" you point out above: Yes, it would seem that our design is pretty poor. However, God designed us in that way for a reason. Think about it...is there a wrong way to do something if it has never been done before? Who are we to question a Holy and loving God?

      Here's another point: God provides for us what we need to survive. He made animals to hunt for their food, so He gave them the eyesight, agility, strong immunity, etc. to survive. Mankind, on the other hand, was given the mind and ability to do more. If we need to hunt, we can make a 12 ga. shotgun and take down a critter from 30 yards away. Then we can take that sucker and fry it up.

      As for the cancer...I believe God did that purposely to keep us humble. The Lord gives us life and He can sure enough take it away when He's ready. Those of us who get too big for our 'britches' need a reminder once in a while.

      I firmly believe that evolution is mankind's way of ducking the whole accountability issue where God is concerned. Think about it: if God didn't create us (like mr. darwin would have us believe), then what reason would we have to follow His rules set forth in the Bible? What reason then would we have to worship a Holy God? What reason would we have to believe that Jesus Christ came to earth in the flesh and died for mankind's benefit? Evolution blatantly blasphemes God and His inerrant word. Evolution puts Jesus and Father God aside and leaves mankind wide open to worship how he sees fit. Evolution is simply another way for satan to pull us away from God.

      I'll be praying for you all to see the light on this topic. God Bless You All!

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    124. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So god made humans incapable of detecting evil, and then goes ahead and kicks us out of the garden of eden for eternity, because Eve couldn't detect that a fucking evil snake was trying to trick her?!?! What a dick!!!!

    125. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we're created in the image of your god, does he have a tail bone and an appendix?


      Does he have a navel? What was on the other end of the umbilical cord?

    126. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A hard Atheist denies the existence of God, as you allude, and I agree that this is irrational


      Why is this irrational?

      I deny the existence of any theistic entity because given many opportunities there has been no evidence that can be explained only by theistic (i.e., supernatural) interference.

      I also deny the existence of fluffy pink unicorns or little green men on the moon for the same reason: no evidence despite many opportunities for discovery.

      If you can present clear evidence of the existence of any of these three, I will stop denying the existence of whichever one demonstrably exists.

      Go ahead. Demonstrate.

      Fluffy pink unicorns and little green men on the moon have a clear advantage in that it will probably be possible to construct them (genetic engineering) and place them (in a lab, or on the moon in a very binoculars-friendly fashion) at some point in the future. These constructs would be natural, not supernatural -- they would be consistent with our well-established understanding of physics.

      I also reject deism simply because a creator who does not interfere in the post-creation universe is of no consequence whatsoever.

      I also reject the idea of "ultra theism" (including pantheism and panentheism) in which there is conscious interference in every interaction at every level in the universe, because these reduce to deism.

      Our best attempts at counting galaxies in the observable universe gives is about 1e11, each containing on average between 1e10 and 1e11 stars. A divine being choosing to interfere with some natural interactions involving small numbers of one intelligent species on this one planet seems pretty trifling, and again there is a serious lack of tangible evidence that this happens.

      So why is irrational to conclude therefore that it is not happening?

    127. Re:simpsons quote by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      So why is irrational to conclude therefore that it is not happening?

      The trouble is that you are taking an absolute stance on things that we do not know. This is what theists do. If you just say that your position is not "absolute", then you are in the clear.

      Now, we know that the Bible and other such works are exaggerations of fabrications by people who lost their marbles thousands of years ago, but this does not rule out the ~1/infinity chance that by coincidence they randomly happened to get everything right.

      Do you deny the twin-prime conjecture or P=NP?

    128. Re:simpsons quote by rtaylor · · Score: 1

      If "God" really created us in his image, he is either:
      (1) Grossly incompetent.
      (2) He is weak himself.


      or (3) God is still in grade school and we're a part of his science experiment to determine if "flaw x" has any chance of surviving. It's a bit like the volcano experiment. Everybody knows the results but they do the experiment anyway.

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    129. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans did not 'came' from apes.

      That's like saying that I 'came' from my niece.

      Humans and apes just share a common ancestor.

      Restrain from making further comments until you're
      sure you fully understand the difference.

    130. Re:simpsons quote by Carpe+PM · · Score: 1

      Who needs a paragraph? A sentence will do: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
      And that means the woman who chooses to abort her baby would have been content to die herself? Life's a bitch. And so is death, apparently!
    131. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you deny the twin-prime conjecture or P=NP?


      No, and yes, respectively.

      There is plenty of evidence in favour of the former. You can count up a large finite number of primes such that p and p+2 are both prime, and there has been lots of this direct easily reproducible evidence since the time of Euclid. Moreover, since the time of Polignac there has been lots of evidence in favour of at least two or three generalizations of the conjecture with respect to paired primes.

      The point of the twin-prime conjecture is that anybody could sit down and start writing out evidence in the form of twinned primes, by brute force, even without a computer. 1,3; 3,5; 5,7; 11,13; 17,19; 29,31; 41,43; 59,61; 71,73; 101,103; ... and so on for a very very long time.

      Furthermore, the problem has been attacked throughout the 20th century and into the 21st, and the evidence in favour of there being an infinite number of such pairs is now considered overwhelming.

      In fact, and this is important, there is a singular lack of evidence against the twin prime conjecture. Disbelieving in it is therefore foolish, even if there is there is no formal proof of the conjecture as posed by Euclid. This situation is the reverse of the theism one: there is a singular lack of evidence in favour of divinity that is easily reproducible by anyone using common writing implements.

      The P=NP also suffers from a singular lack of evidence in its favour, and a substantial amount of evidence in favour of P!=NP since the relationship between the complexity sets was formalized by Cook in the early 70s.

      It is true that the evidence is asoverwhelming in the P!=NP case as in the twin-prime case, however after decades of attacks on the complexity-class(es) relationship (e.g. Karp, and exhaustive search algorithms generally) there is little reason to believe P=NP, even though there is the possibility of evidence in some currently unknown deep maths.

      This is very different from Fermat's Last Theorem which also was unproven without deep maths that have only recently become available, because one could produce -- even by hand -- lots of evidence against a^n + b^n = c^n; n > 2; a, b, c in non-zero integers. More importantly, one could not produce by hand any evidence in favour of this relationship.

      Therefore, "believing" in P!=NP may end up being wrong (that would be way cool), but there is as yet no reproducible evidence that P=NP and therefore it is better to investigate methods for partial solutions to or alternative approaches to problems in the NP complexity class.

      Likewise, there is lots of evidence that supports the non-existence of an interventionist god, and no readily reproducible evidence in favour of it. Resources should thus reasonably be diverted away from prayer and other requests for intervention towards natural-world solutions to the problems involved.

      The trouble is that you are taking an absolute stance on things that we do not know


      No, my position is that if there is ample evidence in favour of one conclusion, and no evidence in favour of its opposite, then the former is so likely to be true that remaining "open-minded" is irrationally wasteful.

      Evidence should be in the form of obvious observations that can be reproduced by anyone using the same well-described and maximally reduced method, and should be retested from time to time.

      Please make such a demonstration.
    132. Re:simpsons quote by welcher · · Score: 1
      ok, start counting if you like - how many unique words did you just use? Probably something near 100 - and you're saying that represents a significant portion of the words you know? Ridiculous.

      Check out this site http://www.wordcount.org/main.php which ranks words by usage - hopefully you'll be up near 20000 before you come across a word you dont know.

      Here's a discussion with references of average vocab size: http://unauthorised.org/anthropology/anthro-l/augu st-1996/0436.html

      It's true that you can get around reasonably well in a second language with a basic vocab of 1000 or so but it will be rather dull. So carry on working on the French - learning 10 new words a day is a good target. Crepuscule, ecume, marais ... there're plenty of nice words to learn.

    133. Re:simpsons quote by demallien2 · · Score: 1

      No, you're making the error of treating declinaisons of words as seperate words. Jump, jumps, jumped, jumping, they're all just conjugated forms of the one word - jump. Same thing for nouns, especially in gendered languages such as French. Gelé, gelés, gelée, gelées, they all just mean 'frozen', but declined for different subjects.

      If you prefer, substitute "unique verbs/adjectives/nouns" for "words" in my original post. That's how linguists count vocabulary... If you think that most people have a vocab counted this way of more than 2000 "words" you are waaaay off mark.

      Again, talking about French, I live in France. The reason I only have a vocabulary of 1500 words or so is because I just don't see/hear any other words often enough to retain them. Twilight, mist and marsh for example are well and truly in my vocabulary list - they are words that you can expect to hear/read around about once a week. It's words that you encounter at less than once a month that are difficult to learn, and words that you encounter once a year are nigh on impossible to learn without making a deliberate effort to learn a bigger vocabulary - they won't get learned organically.

    134. Re:simpsons quote by welcher · · Score: 1
      I know that different forms of the same word are called the same for these purposes. Though there must be some argument around how irregular forms are counted. But go ahead and count the unique words in your post - something like 100. I maintain that is very small portion of the words you know. Google "average vocabulary size" and you'll see that common estimates are in line with figures I state.

      And yes, I agree that it is hard to learn more words as a adult second language speaker and you'll probably have way less than a native speaker. Word use frequency is a classic long tail problem - a few words account for a large part but the rest all come from the massive long tail. A standard small french-english bilingual dictionary typically has 50000 entries and it is always frustrating how many words are missing.

      The "wordcount" link I gave you was does distinguish between different forms of the same word so the numbers there are inflated so its not surprising that I recognised something like half the words around the 80000 mark.

    135. Re:simpsons quote by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      >My thesis is: you can find meaning in anything if you analyze for long enough.

      Which is independent of the correspondence of the meaning to truth or falsehood, still. So I still wouldn't make fun of it.

      >Well then I hope you'll at least be consistent and analyze Alice in Wonderland thoroughly for messages from God.

      I'm waiting for his author to have reportedly proclaimed himself son of God and dying for it. Just to be consistent.

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    136. Re:simpsons quote by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      > Eating the fruit was a sin.

      Consider it a meta-sin and you're set. I see it not even as a defect, but as an added capability that prompted god to chroot us in our present condition. "The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever." - now THIS ought to make people wondering.

      So I think that seeing the wrath of god as being pissed at man disobeying him or doing moral judgement of this sin is an assumption on the meaning and drawing logical conclusion from that assumption limits their scope.

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    137. Re:simpsons quote by welcher · · Score: 1
      and i was just wondering, how easy is it to come up with 100 words that i know, all different, all starting with the letter a. Pretty damned easy: aarvark animal antelope ant a at antler aeroplane astroid airport apple able active aid aids ape abalone actuary acuity acute angle amble ambulance ambulatory avenue aisle asp ash and android anaphatic artery aerial acrobatic after all away aquatic aquiver azimuth awol awry awe awestruck awesome awkward away await awning awake aetiological aimless area arrear around aura aurora article arm army ark arc arch archway arcadian arctocephelus arctic antarctic anarchy arf artist artistry articulate artisan arcade arcane amend amenable armenian amen aminosity axle axolotl axiom axis axe aviary avian avionics adjust ajar agar admonish abide ability abject abtruse abdomen abduct ablate

      Hmm, if I can do that for 13 more letters, and find fifty each from the remain 12 letters, there's 2000 already. And that's clearly a really crappy way of finding which words I know. So yes, I'm happy to continue to believe that I know tens of thousands of words. Come to think of it, isn't there a french grammar book listing 501 verbal forms? I'd bet an educated native speaker would know most of them. Wow, the richness of language really is incredible, no?

    138. Re:simpsons quote by sco08y · · Score: 1

      There's a ??? step I'm missing somewhere...

      Given that noone had yet eaten at the tree of knowledge, there was no human logic in the world at the time, ergo causality didn't exist.

    139. Re:simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't read 6 lines of text that are part of 1 paragraph? I guess you don't read novels do you? Picture books perhaps or books that are full of conversation where the dialog for each character is on a separate line? You may need to learn to read and then come back to this site because many posts are much longer than my 6 lines and are not broken into paragraphs (whether they should be or not). Whether my paragraph should have been broken into more is a different issue but if you can't read 6 lines that are in a single paragraph you are the one who needs to fix something not me. Using that as an insult to me is just grasping at straws.

    140. Re:simpsons quote by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      My apologies for the slow reply; I'm afraid I've run out of wit. You have earned my respect for teaching me something new, in addition to decoding my sig. My goal was, of course, to combine candor and alliteration. Frankly, the growing trend of abridging our parlance and excommunicating our most useful words perturbs me. I enjoy subtly poking them with my sig because I know they'll never understand it.

      In the same spirit, I have a dislike for machiaphobiacs, who are as likely to understand the term as they are to avoid an argument over my jabs.

      I hope this answers your questions, but I tend to be incomprehensible when I'm sleepy. I look forward to talking to you again soon.

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  4. Millions of years... by Corpuscavernosa · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... and Duke Nukem still isn't out.

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    1. Re:Millions of years... by stonedcat · · Score: 0

      Funny. I recall playing it on my old 333 some years ago.

      Perhaps you are posting from another time/dimension?

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    2. Re:Millions of years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Hes posting from the dimension were you have a sense of humor.

  5. Implications on inter-ape relationships by saforrest · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hmm, the immediate implications here seem to be mostly for our relationship with orangutans and chimps, and less so for our chimp relatedness. If true, this gives us a lower bound on the number of years since the divergence between the human/chimp line and the gorilla line, but we still don't know when we diverged from chimps.

    I expect they will adjust the molecular clocks to reflect the new knowledge and make a new guess. But the lesson of this whole discovery is that the current models for molecular clocks seem to be a bit lacking.

    1. Re:Implications on inter-ape relationships by saforrest · · Score: 1

      Hmm, the immediate implications here seem to be mostly for our relationship with orangutans and chimps,

      Gah, that should read "orangutans and gorillas,".

    2. Re:Implications on inter-ape relationships by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      I expect they will adjust the molecular clocks to reflect the new knowledge and make a new guess. But the lesson of this whole discovery is that the current models for molecular clocks seem to be a bit lacking.
      hold on a second, we need to look into things a bit more first. first thing to do is to check the ancestral lineage for these species, there should be a clear line of species between us, the primates and these species. if these species really are ancestral species at this age we need to find out what exactly caused our molecular clocks to say otherwise. was there an evolutionary bottleneck like a set of genes that took a long time to evolve enough for the split? what genes caused this split and why?
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    3. Re:Implications on inter-ape relationships by E++99 · · Score: 1

      I expect they will adjust the molecular clocks to reflect the new knowledge and make a new guess. But the lesson of this whole discovery is that the current models for molecular clocks seem to be a bit lacking.

      I suspect so. However, IANA Molecular Biologist, but seeing how some species (like cockroaches, and probably many species of bacteria) go virtually unchanged for hundreds of millions of years, while other species (like humans) seem to undergo relatively drastic changes in some very tight timeframes, it's hard for me to imagine that the "molecular clock" can be all that precise or predictive. It seems most likely that it must stop and start too irregularly to be a good clock.
    4. Re:Implications on inter-ape relationships by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      As I understand it molecular clocks are usually based around junk dna, in other words dna whose change does not affect the creature. This is in contrast to genes which when changed can significantly alter the creature.

    5. Re:Implications on inter-ape relationships by arth1 · · Score: 1

      What you fail to take into account is that many species have much more inert genetic material, i.e. more base pairs in their DNA that don't encode for anything. And when changes happen there, nothing happens to the species. In addition, much of what is left might be "critical" genes that can't be changed without causing inviable individuals.
      Finally, the very amount of DNA that can be altered also matters -- number of chromosomes and their length.
      So the outwards observable effects are limited to those DNA base pairs that actually can code for a protein that does something, and changes to either inert gene strands or critical genes won't be observed. Thus there may be the same amount of DNA changes per base pair in a cockroach as in a primate, but fewer observable changes. The clock is still ticking, and occasional viable and visible changes do occur for both.

    6. Re:Implications on inter-ape relationships by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

      The model for mutation rate in mitochondrial DNA has a confidence factor of plus or minus an order of magnitude anyway, but the central figure for the lifetime of the modern human race, ie, 100k years, is quoted as gospel. *That* annoys me.

    7. Re:Implications on inter-ape relationships by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

      The idea is to focus on an area of the genome that isn't strongly conserved, so, the genes that code for histamine would be ignored (because if they altered enough, they'd kill the organism, and it would have no children). So, presumed junk DNA. Still, a lot of assumption. In humans, although IANAMB, ISTR that environmental stress can alter the genetic mutation rate. Just one potantial spanner for the clockwork.

    8. Re:Implications on inter-ape relationships by jafiwam · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As I understand it molecular clocks are usually based around junk dna, in other words dna whose change does not affect the creature. This is in contrast to genes which when changed can significantly alter the creature. Which assumes "junk DNA" is doing nothing (and there are some hints that it is doing something).

      And that a drift with NO control whatsoever never has stagnant times or changing times. (Natural radiation varies from place to place so if one group of life ends up dominant from the low area, the clock is different than if it was from a higher mutation area. Same concept with viruses and whatnot, lots of the "junk DNA" appears to be genes of old micro-organisms that worked their way in to replicate with the host instead of infecting it.

      Etc. etc.

      Those "DNA clocks" are just something they like to ponder being stable, whereas they may turn out not to be.
    9. Re:Implications on inter-ape relationships by dasimms · · Score: 1
      I apologize if this was not your meaning, but it sounds as if you have trouble relating to the speed in which some mutations spread while other organisms appear stagnant.

      From my very limited understanding, I think once an organism reaches an evironmentally stable situation is when genetic changes appear to slow. Another words, cockroaches don't appear to change since they are very successful as they are now. The genetic mutations that do occur, like most mutations, are mostly negative so do not get any traction in the gene pool. And mutations that appear to us to be positive (bigger, faster, stronger, the ability to shoot fireballs out of their asses), may have unknown negative impacts on the cockroaches environment so would still be negative and not be spread through the species. So as long as an unstable environment exists, mutations could occur (relatively) rapidly but once a stable environment is available, mutations can't get a foothold to make a major impact on the species.

      An aside on humans and cockroaches: maybe the cockroaches had to reach a stabilized evolutionary situation before humans were able to reach our current state. On the other hand, I recently heard (I can't recall where) that without humans, cockroaches' territories would (relatively) quickly retreat back to the tropics and their numbers would drop drastically because they rely on us for warmth and food.

      So I don't think any kind of time-based clock has much impact on mutations getting a foothold but environment and reproductive success means everything. So a mutation that had tremodous reproductive success would quickly get traction and permeate the gene pool even though the mutation may have existed for millions of years but the "timing", that is, the environmental factors, were not right. So you the words "time" and "timing" appear to me to be used as shortcut language for mutations rapidly exploiting ripe evironmental conditions. The actual passage of time, other than allowing mutations to spread through the gene pool, has impact in the changing environments in which organisms survive or perish.

    10. Re:Implications on inter-ape relationships by E++99 · · Score: 1

      What you fail to take into account is that many species have much more inert genetic material, i.e. more base pairs in their DNA that don't encode for anything. And when changes happen there, nothing happens to the species. In addition, much of what is left might be "critical" genes that can't be changed without causing inviable individuals.

      Although this is often claimed, I find it highly improbable that the DNA that doesn't code for proteins is "inert". The experimentation along these lines is extremely sparse, and I don't think is even close to sufficient to justify the claims of "junk DNA". Similarly, we can study the present rate of DNA mutation in animals, but the evidence concerning mutation over other timescales seems extremely limited. Since morphological changes in species seem rather sudden compared to relatively inactive periods, it seems like the possibility that mutation in general is also highly sporadic should at least be allowed for.
    11. Re:Implications on inter-ape relationships by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 1

      IAA evolutionary molecular biologist*. There are some significant incorrect assumptions in your post.

      First, the rate of genetic change used to date divergences is independent of the rate of morphological change. That cockroaches aren't changing much outwardly has no effect on the genetic drift that lies behind the 'molecular clock'. Some DNA is 'neutral' (changes have no effect on the fitness of the organism.) In genes for proteins, there will be many 'equally good' (so close to equal that evolution can't distinguish) solutions, and over time a species solution will 'drift' through this cloud of optimal solutions. These processes are independent of morphological change.

      Second, we very well understand that the molecular clock is imperfect. It runs at different rates in different genes. In some genes, the rate is highly variable. In some lineages, there is an acceleration of rates. (E.g. rodents have a high rate compared to primates.) We look for these problems and correct for them or work around them.

      Typically we draw phylogenies (family trees for species) with branch lengths proportional to genetic distance. (I.e. time, as measured by a putative molecular clock.) We know that, if we were able to plot the phylogeny measured by a real clock, the tips (current species) would all lie at the same time (the present.) If our phylogeny has its many tips nearly aligned, then we believe we have a good molecular clock, and we can estimate how good it is. If (as not infrequently happens) a particular gene or group of genes give a tree with poor tip alignment, we conclude there is no good molecular clock for this gene/group of genes, and we don't use it for dating divergences. If we see a lineage which systematically has branches too long or too short, we infer a change in the clock rate on that lineage, and take care to account for this when dating divergences within that lineage.

      In short: We don't blindly assume the existence of a molecular clock. We hope for a clock, and look for the genes which act most clock-like, and we calibrate both the rate *and* the accuracy of the clock.

      Returning to the case in hand: I expect that this is a case of convergent evolution. A 10 million years ago ape, not an ancestor to humans or gorillas, evolved gorilla-like teeth in response to similar evolutionary pressures. However, I don't have the knowledge (in paleontology and morphology) to assess the claims directly. I have reason to believe the molecular divergence date couldn't be so badly wrong, and the evidence against it seems thin to me.

      * More accurately, I'm an astronomer pretending to be a mathematician pretending to be an evolutionary molecular biologist.

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    12. Re:Implications on inter-ape relationships by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Typically we draw phylogenies (family trees for species) with branch lengths proportional to genetic distance. (I.e. time, as measured by a putative molecular clock.) We know that, if we were able to plot the phylogeny measured by a real clock, the tips (current species) would all lie at the same time (the present.) If our phylogeny has its many tips nearly aligned, then we believe we have a good molecular clock, and we can estimate how good it is. If (as not infrequently happens) a particular gene or group of genes give a tree with poor tip alignment, we conclude there is no good molecular clock for this gene/group of genes, and we don't use it for dating divergences. If we see a lineage which systematically has branches too long or too short, we infer a change in the clock rate on that lineage, and take care to account for this when dating divergences within that lineage.

      I don't understand how this is really possible. Unless you have an ancient DNA sample from a common ancestor of a set of modern species, how can you know you're accurately establish these branch lengths. I thought it was just a matter of attaching the branch as far back as was dictated by the genetic distance to make the tip of the branch line up in the present. I guess if you have enough species and multiple genetic sites, then there won't necessarily be a solution if the mutation isn't relatively constant?

      I have reason to believe the molecular divergence date couldn't be so badly wrong, and the evidence against it seems thin to me.

      What data is the human-chimp divergence date based on? If we have a genetic marker that currently mutates at the same rate in both humans and chimps, are we assuming that it always mutated at that rate for the last 5 million years? I'm assuming that with present technology we can only use relatively modern DNA samples for this purpose. So it's hard for me to imagine where we would get the sufficient data points to be confident in this.
    13. Re:Implications on inter-ape relationships by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 1

      You seem to be thinking about analyses where there are only two or three species included. In that circumstance, you can't test the clock, and have the problems you talk about.

      Instead we'd do an analysis with say 12 primates. This is how we get the "sufficient data points" you worry about. (Some analyses have hundreds of species, but it becomes computationally difficult to reliably construct the trees in this circumstance.) Typically we have one or more species (the outgroup) which are known a priori to be more distantly related than the rest. In this case, we might use new world monkeys or some non-primates as the outgroup. Where the outgroup attaches to the rest (the ingroup) establishes the 'root' of the tree for the ingroup.

      Now, within the ingroup, we look at the genetic distance from the present species back to the root. If all is well, this will be highly consistent (say all within 10% of each other.) Given that our ingroup may contain species which have diverged (say) over 30 million years ago, we have evidence that the clock is stable (within 10%) over periods of 30 million years. Therefore we can rely on it for the 5 million year human-chimp split.

      It is always necessary to callibrate the clock against one or more well-established divergence times from the geological or fossil record. This might (for example) be the divergence between old and new world monkeys.

      There are also "relaxed clock" analyses which allow the clock to vary over the tree, but only slowly. This is necessary to date deep divergences (e.g. amphibians vs other land vertebrates) as no genes will have maintained a steady clock over that time scale.

      The human-chimp date will be based on many hundreds of genes. Less well studied species may have dates based on just a handful of genes.

      We can get ancient DNA from suitable samples back to about 50,000 years. However, it would be hazardous to extrapolate to millions of years from this data. Most molecular clock analyses use contemporary data only.

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  6. Pak by PresidentEnder · · Score: 1

    breeders?

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  7. Misleading to talk about a "human-ape split" by tirerim · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Last I checked, "apes" were actually paraphyletic—that is, humans and chimpanzees actually forma a clade, and gorillas split off some time earlier (and orangutans before that, and gibbons even before that). So it should really say that the split between gorillas and Hominini (chimps and humans) was earlier than previously thought. The discovery gives no information at all about when humans and chimpanzees split.

    1. Re:Misleading to talk about a "human-ape split" by catbutt · · Score: 1

      My understanding of the article is that they are indeed talking about the human chimp split....but it is weird and confusing that they keep talking about gorillas....since as you say they split from the chimp/human line long before the chimp/human line split into chimps and humans.

      Talking about a "split" is confusing anyway, what they should be talking about is when the most recent common ancestor of modern apes (presumably chimps) and humans was.

    2. Re:Misleading to talk about a "human-ape split" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last I checked [wikipedia.org], "apes" were actually paraphyletic
      I'm not disagreeing, but I have to say, I just love how in the past few months, wikipedia has become some infallible source to quote on slashdot.
    3. Re:Misleading to talk about a "human-ape split" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:Misleading to talk about a "human-ape split" by E++99 · · Score: 1

      It does get confusing what exactly they're talking about. If anyone has a subscription to Nature (or feels like paying $30 to read the article :-( ), the paper is on the website.

    5. Re:Misleading to talk about a "human-ape split" by j01123 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Apes are monophyletic, because apes include humans. You are correct though, that the non-human apes are paraphyletic, because the closest living relative of the chimps are humans.

      My impression of the Nature article (subscription required) is that the authors are claiming that their paleontologic find pushes the gorilla split (from the human-chimp lineage) back to ~12 million years. Based on this, they essentially recalibrate the molecular clock as it relates to several of the ape divergences. This information is in section 5 of the paper's online supplementary materials (subscription not required), not the body of the article. Keep in mind that supplementary materials generally aren't peer-reviewed as rigorously as the rest of the article.

    6. Re:Misleading to talk about a "human-ape split" by catbutt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apes are monophyletic, because apes include humans I think more accurate would be to say "Apes are monophyletic, if you consider that apes include humans". Most people don't consider them to include humans, anymore than they consider dinosaurs to include birds or reptiles to include mammals.

      However, Hominoidea, the "ape clade", certainly includes humans.
    7. Re:Misleading to talk about a "human-ape split" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every so often I see men who look like they came right out of a page in an anthropology textbook, where "early man" is discussed. Saw one the other day that did not really have a "forehead" at all, his skull sloped right back just above the eyebrows. He got my attention, because he was lost, did not understand at all where to go to be waited on in a small business. One glance and I kindly helped him, realizing that he really did not know, at all.
      He could have had his picture taken, to appear in an anthropology textbook, as a wax recreation of what the person might have looked like. He looked that good. Yes, he was of African decent. His forbearers plucked from the jungle and brought to this country as slaves. Perhaps his genetic traits I note here re-surfaced, to so dramatically influence his appearance, and unfortunately, his apparent intellect.
      He was far advanced from an actual Ape, but did qualify as a real "primitive man" look-a-like.
      I can't imagine this poor bastard appearing on a late night talk show, the thought of that brings tears to my eyes.
      One wonders if he can experience so-called advanced emotions such as that, and if he can't, then he is indeed blessed.
      We, of the more advanced examples of Man, have the real curse.
      He just can't pay his bills, without earning every nickel by the sweat of his brow, appearing that it does.

    8. Re:Misleading to talk about a "human-ape split" by lubricated · · Score: 1

      "Most people don't consider them to include humans."

      Anyone who knows what monophyletic and paraphyletic mean isn't "most people".

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  8. THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.

  9. That is strange by houghi · · Score: 1

    By looking at people, I would have thought it would have moved forward. ;-)

    Also I am wondering if we are realy a different species or that we just want to be. e.g. there are differnt kinds of sharks that we call sharks, yet we make a difference between apes and humans.

    Just being curious.

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    1. Re:That is strange by ACDChook · · Score: 1

      And the different 'kinds' of sharks are different species of shark. Chimps, gorillas, humans - we're all different species of primate.

    2. Re:That is strange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct, sir. There is in fact considerable anthropological evidence that suggests humans and chimps should be classified closer than they currently are. It's generally not well very accepted by the general public, however.

    3. Re:That is strange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes we are a different species for the express reason that a human cant mate with with a chimp or any other form of primate besides human and create a viable offspring. That is the very simple watered down definition of species.

    4. Re:That is strange by clarkkent09 · · Score: 1

      You are mixing species and family.

      Species: "A fundamental category of taxonomic classification, ... consisting of related organisms capable of interbreeding."

      So yes, we are a different species from chimps, orangutans etc as we cannot interbreed with them, and they are different species from each other as well.

      However, we are all members of the apes family, humans included. As for the common usage distinction of apes and humans, its a cultural thing I guess.

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    5. Re:That is strange by catbutt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's generally not well very accepted by the general public, I think it has less to do with acceptance, as opposed to the convenience of distinguishing between our own type and other types, especially in everyday speech.

      I mean, not many people question that humans are scientifically animals, but it is still convenient to reserve the word "animal" for speaking of those of the non-human variety...at least by default. Otherwise you'd have to have the "Non-human Animal Planet" tv channel and "People for the Ethical Treatment of Non-Human Animals", "Non-human Animal Control" department, etc.

      It just depends on the word and the context. Words like "mammal" and "primate" are more commonly used in a somewhat scientific context, so most people understand them to include humans by default.
    6. Re:That is strange by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      The distinction between humans and other living things seems to be pretty much unique to the cultures that have been heavily influenced by the Middle East Desert War God religions.

      In many languages, the words for trees translates as "Standing Peoples", birds are "Winged People", and so forth. There is no artificial distance imposed between the human group and the other beings that are all part of the same ecosystem.

      This leads to some very basic differences in world view. It would be hard in the language that gives us the word "ubuntu" to express the concept of Man having been granted dominion over all the other creatures, for instance.

    7. Re:That is strange by Alsee · · Score: 1

      People for the Ethical Treatment of Human Animals = Amnesty International

      Human Animal Control department = Police Department

      Human Animal Planet tv channel = Playboy Channel

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  10. Splt?!?! What split? by gad_zuki! · · Score: 0, Troll

    My chimp and I are still happily married.

  11. Re:Only Democrats Came From Monkeys by timmarhy · · Score: 1

    That's your fuck up right there. You mix faith and science in the same context. No wonder you don't get it.

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  12. Unpossible. by Seumas · · Score: 1

    How could apes and humans have been merged millions of years ago when everybody knows the universe is only six thousand years old!

    1. Re:Unpossible. by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Your universe, maybe. Mine's a lot older.

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    2. Re:Unpossible. by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      We seem to come from different universes. Mine's discovered soap & toothpaste, and a life outside the basement...

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    3. Re:Unpossible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who is religious, I don't subscribe to the "universe is 6000 years old" nonsense either. In fact people who take an absolutely literal interpretation of the Bible naive and blinded by ignorance. Do these people not understand that the word "day" does not always have to mean a literal 24-hour period? Haven't these people ever heard of "back in the day..."? And don't get me started on "Intelligent Design". But I digress.

      What I find equally repulsive is the "she's a witch, burn her!" attitude that many of you self-important glorified smirking, sarcastic, blubbering chimps lurking around Slashdot have in mocking and slandering everyone who believes in a creator. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Don't get me wrong, science is a wonderful, beautiful tool that has done some incredible things (I wouldn't be here if it weren't for the discovery of insulin). However, it is does not need to be a rival to religion. Indeed both can be--and in many cases, are--corrupted. Religion has just had a much longer time to putrefy. Just because there is a scientific "peer-review" process, doesn't mean that that Science(TM)(c) isn't immune from corruption. Science often suffers from consensus and conformity problems, as well as financial problems.

      The ultimate problem, I suppose, is that once an institution becomes too powerful, it must fight harder and harder to maintain that power until it eventually collapses. Religion in general has sunk to an extremely debauched state, and is only being propped up in North America because it is more about business than faith. Those who are sincerely faithful are equally pained at what passes for religion in this civilisation and would just as rather see it done away with as the secularly minded.

      There is one problem, though. Religion at least once gave people a hope and a reason to lead a good life, it showed people that there was a purpose and a sense that they were a part of something greater than themselves. (Ostensibly, but it really didn't do all that great a job) Science, and it's cousin, technology, has taken away that hope and replaced it with the temple of the self. We now live in a dog-eat-dog world where only the most selfish thrive. Such a system is doomed to fail. Indeed, it is failing us.

      Much harm has been done in the name of both religion and science. Much good has been done, too. If the best of religion (such as, love thy neighbor as thyself, don't steal, don't covet what isn't yours, be patient, kind, loving, help the poor and suffering, etc.) can be harmonized with the best of science (pursuit of knowledge and truth for it's own sake, developing cures for diseases and making them freely available, designing cleaner, safer things for people to use, etc.) then perhaps we can build a better world. Is it possible? No. We are too corrupt. You are too corrupt. I am too corrupt. We can't fix the mess we made on our own, and we will start to pay the consequences eventually. Perhaps we are already starting to.

    4. Re:Unpossible. by IllForgetMyNickSoonA · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I suppose you do know who/what brought up the notion of the witches, together with the "need" to burn them alive? And you also know who excercised this "need"? Right. It's your tender, loving, helping-the-poor religion we are talking about here.

      Look, for all I care, you can be religious, I don't even care. I only go berserk when you try to impose that religion of yours on ME or MY kids, using MY tax money I paid so that my kids can learn SCIENCE. I'd say it's perfectly normal for myself to defend me and my lifestyle from rabid attacks from the religous mob, isn't it?

  13. Summary of the Article by jpetts · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Towards the end of our research period we came across some fossil teeth that MAY be identified as coming from the after the split between gorilla and human ancestors.

    Not only that, they MAY be earlier than the previously proposed date for the gorilla an human split."

    ===========

    The fossil teeth demonstrate that the last common ancestor of the gorilla and human was "out of Africa" (although this has been disputed), it is not a point of real controversy.

    This whole article reeks of conditionals, and restatements of non-controversial theories (e.g. " There is broad agreement that chimpanzees were the last of the great apes to split from the evolutionary line leading to man, after gorillas and, even earlier, orangutans"), and there is nothing but speculation and weasel wording in the entire article.

    This is just grant-milking, and possibly -- though I hope not -- nationalism and nonsense of the worst kind. NOTHING reported in the linked article is substantive in any sense, and is not worthy of comment or rebuttal unless and until some real theorems are posited.

    Non-news. Pass it by.

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    1. Re:Summary of the Article by E++99 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Towards the end of our research period we came across some fossil teeth that MAY be identified as coming from the after the split between gorilla and human ancestors.
      Not only that, they MAY be earlier than the previously proposed date for the gorilla an human split. ...
      This whole article reeks of conditionals

      They found fossil teeth. They identified them as coming from after the gorilla-human split. They dated them to 10.5 mya to 10.0 mya. Their colleges agreed. Using such conditionals is how responsible scientists and scientific journalists speak.
      You MAY have been conditioned in favor of absolute and sweeping "scientific" statements from watching Al Gore movies.

      Non-news. Pass it by.

      Independent informed opinions from the article:

      "This is a major breakthrough in our understanding of the origin of humanity," Yohannes Haile-Selassie, a physical anthropologist at the Cleveland Museum of Natural History

      Paleoanthropologist Owen Lovejoy of Kent State University in Ohio... described the fossils as "a critically important discovery," a view echoed by several other scientists who had read the paper or seen the artifacts.
  14. Millions of years? Hardly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Creationist research says some of these abominations may be nearly four thousand years old.

    1. Re:Millions of years? Hardly! by Dragon+By+Proxy · · Score: 0

      Creationist research...

      You had me up to here.
  15. Re:Consensus ? by Carpe+PM · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It depends where the money is. Science isn't a hobby to a professional scientist, it's employment.

  16. The real religious explanation by MrEthical · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Read the Book of Enoch - Dead Sea Scrolls & Sumerian texts, they tell the same story. The whole Christian theology is a corruption of the official records. Roman Emporer Constantine was so fed up with the 200 odd Christian religious factions fighting it out in the Roman Empire that he called a group of their leaders together in around 300AD (The Councils of Nicea). They were told to come up with a 'standard' belief. As no record of Jesus exists until he was 30 years old, they invented the virgin birth, King Herod, and all of the other twaddle. They even copied existing documents such as the Egyptian Book of The Dead, and paraphrased all existing religious scripts from around the globe in doing so. The stories in the Bible are not originals at all, identical ones exist in scores of ancient texts, right down to the 'miracles' and names. At this point the Roman Catholic Church was formed..and bingo, you have a Control Group that has made millions out of the fiction ever since. It's why there are such close ties between governments and the Roman Catholic church. The Book of Enoch is not in the Bible, and not without good reason. The Sumerian tablets tell the same story, as do most other ancient civilizations. We are descended from sky gods. That is why no one will ever find the missing link, there isn't one. We were created by cross breeding with visitors. It's all documented. According to Babylonian documents, the Anunnaki were the children of Anu and Ki, brother and sister gods, themselves the children of Anshar and Kishar (Skypivot and Earthpivot, the Celestial poles). Anshar and Kishar were the children of Lahm and Lahmu ("the muddy ones"), names given to the gatekeepers of the Abzu temple at Eridu, the site at which the Creation was thought to have occurred. The head of the Anunnaki council was the Great Anu, (rather than being just a sky god, Anu in Sumerian actually means "sky"), of Uruk and the other members were his offspring. His place was taken by Enlil, (En=lord, lil=wind,air), who at some time was thought to have separated heaven and earth. This resulted in an ongoing dispute between Enlil of Nippur and his half brother Enki of Eridu regarding the legitimacy of Enlil's assumption of leadership. Enki, (En=lord, Ki=Earth), in addition to being the God of fresh water, was also God of wisdom and magic, regarded by some as an alchemist. When the Igigi went on strike and refused to continue to work maintaining the universe, on the Shappatu (Hebrew. shabbat, Eng. sabbath) Enki created humankind to assume responsibility for the tasks the Gods no longer performed. The Anunnaki were the High Council of the Gods, and Anu's companions. They were distributed through the Earth and the Underworld. The best known of them were Asaru, Asarualim, Asarualimnunna, Asaruludu, En-Ki (Ea for the Akkadians), Namru, Namtillaku and Tutu. These civilzations were thousands of years old, they could not have invented this stuff, it has to be real. The Church will do anything it can to prevent people accepting it as the truth as they will lose their power base, influence and wealth if they do so, and along with them go world governments. Best bet for simple explanation is 'Zeitgeist The Full Movie - Latest Edition' on Google Video.

    1. Re:The real religious explanation by evwah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was right there with ya' until you started substituting one fake story for another.

    2. Re:The real religious explanation by AngryJim · · Score: 1

      I wish I hadn't already commented on this story, because you deserve mod points for writing the funniest thing I've read all year.

    3. Re:The real religious explanation by sentientbeing · · Score: 1

      Damn. You started off so well....

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    4. Re:The real religious explanation by vertinox · · Score: 1

      We are descended from sky gods.

      Pshah! I don't know about your but my ancestors were hallow earthers.

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    5. Re:The real religious explanation by Zaphod-AVA · · Score: 1
    6. Re:The real religious explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw that movie. What utter bullshit.

  17. Re:Only Democrats Came From Monkeys by Carpe+PM · · Score: 1

    That's your fuck up right there. You mix faith and science in the same context. No wonder you don't get it.

    They belong together. You 'know' things as fact because you believe implicitly what a scientist tells you, since he(she) is a scientist, what he says is true. You will believe it until the day they say something different is true, which you will then believe something different implicitly. You will do this without any loss of faith in said fallible human for leading you to believe what turned out to be false.

  18. MOD up! by DigiShaman · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Science isn't a hobby to a professional scientist, it's employment.


    May this quote forever be remembered.
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  19. You don't seem to understand how it works by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You don't seem to understand how it works.

    1. _Nothing_ is sacrosanct and beyond questioning in science. "Consensus" just means the stuff we already have plenty of data to confirm, but noone's stopping you from finding new data that shows the limits or shortcomings of it.

    2. You are, however expected to present the data and logical train of thought from data to conclusion, if you want to question anything. And more specifically,

    2.A. any hypothesis, if it's going to make it to "theory", is supposed to explain the data we already have.

    2.B. if we're to replace an existing theory with a more complicated one, well, Occam's Razor still applies. We don't do complexity for complexity sake. You're supposed to show exactly what wasn't adequately explained by the old theory, but follows naturally and reproducibly from yours.

    To pick an example out of the hat, take general relativity:

    1. Yes, even something as accepted as newtonian gravity could be questioned, but

    2. It had to show the data and maths that people can examine and decide for themselves. Among other things, as I was saying: (A) It still had to match the measured data. E.g., applying general relativity to an apple, still had to match the measured time to fall. And (B) it had to be useful on at least one case where newtonian gravity doesn't produce the measured results. E.g., light deflection near a massive star.

    Anyway, I'm surprised at the number of people who don't understand one of the two. We have no shortage of nutcases who either:

    1. treat science as some fucked-up religion. (I'd give more examples, but you only have to look at the wave of retards postings stuff along the lines of "nooo, don't try to think about it! You're not worthy enough to question these guys!" each time a science or tech story comes up and someone dares ask "well, then how did they solve well known problem X?")

    2. think that "questioning" or "investigation" means making up bullshit, supported by nothing more than handwaving, generous application of logical fallacies, plus a lot of wishful thinking.

    In a nutshell, noone's stopping you from questioning any theory you wish. Take your pick, really. You may not necessarily get a grant, but noone's stopping you. Who knows? You might even be right. But show us the hard, reproducible data you base that on. If you don't, well, then you qualify as a crackpot. We're still not stopping you, but we might do mean things like point and laugh.

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    1. Re:You don't seem to understand how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow you get kudos for repeating The Scientific Method now? Seriously, i usually agree with this: But slashdot has quite a large number of people who actually understands the scientific method. So please stop preaching to the choir and go post this on fark or something (they REALLY need it waaaaay more) :)

    2. Re:You don't seem to understand how it works by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      This is more or less correct description of scientific method, except that there is some missing part about experiments in the controlled environment.

      You see, those analogies between evolution and sciences that deal with macrophenomena (phenomena exceeding limits of human existence in space and time), like gravitation, have one significant flaw:

      Let me illustrate. Nonrelativistic gravitation relies on one physical law, that is proven on smaller scale (movements of planets are measurable) and exactly the same law is extrapolated on larger scale giving reasonable results. There is no additional phenomena or laws required to explain gravitation on the scale of much larger phenomena (movement of stars, galaxies)...

      Evolution, in the contrary, for its explanation of the origin of species needs a whole range of elementary steps: mutations work, of course, on the level of microevolution, that is evolution within species, but each larger scale of evolution requires addition of a SIGNIFICANTLY DIFFERENT kind of genetic modification (there are plenty of them).

      The difference between all these elementary phenomena is the occurrence, and more importantly, its potential influence on the future generation. The rarer the elementary phenomenon of genetic modification the more chance it is decremental for the individuum and its progeny (that is why it is very rare!). For the most dramatic hypothetical evolutional changes, for example, change of the number of chromosomes in a sexually proliferating animal (leading to a new species), there is no experimental way to prove that such spontaneous change in one organism could statistically be a cause for such a change.

      That is how solid scientific knowledge (and consensus) on the part of microevolution gradually steps away and gives a way to a general belief in evolution on the macroscale.

      It seems like there is more or less clear separation between the science of microevolution ends and metaphysics of macroevolution. Right now it could be placed on the level of different number of chromosomes between close species.

      If there will be a scientific experiment or scientific observation showing that change of the number of chromosomes on the individual level of a species of a sexually proliferating animal could spread and produce successful progeny then I am ready to remove this division line. So far I have seen no such evidence.

      This is my commonsensical, phylosophical, non-religious (disclaimer here: I do believe in One God) (and non-scientific, because defining what is science and what is not is out of the scope of science), objection to calling a macroevolutional hypothesis science.

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    3. Re:You don't seem to understand how it works by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1
      If there will be a scientific experiment or scientific observation showing that change of the number of chromosomes on the individual level of a species of a sexually proliferating animal could spread and produce successful progeny then I am ready to remove this division line. So far I have seen no such evidence.


      Take a look at Przewalski's Horse. From wikipedia: "Although the Przewalski's horse has 66 chromosomes, compared to 64 in a domestic horse, the Przewalski's horse and the domestic horse are the only equids that cross-breed and produce fertile offspring, possessing 65 chromosomes."

    4. Re:You don't seem to understand how it works by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      For the most dramatic hypothetical evolutional changes, for example, change of the number of chromosomes in a sexually proliferating animal (leading to a new species)

      There are many humans that have a different number of chromosomes from the normal 46. Are they different species?

    5. Re:You don't seem to understand how it works by mapkinase · · Score: 1
      This is impressive but not exactly what I meant.

      Besides, only 64 of them really stick to the wall:

      first-generation horse-takhi hybrid is bred with a horse, the second-generation offspring have only 64 chromosomes and bear little resemblance to the takhi ancestor.
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    6. Re:You don't seem to understand how it works by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      They do not proliferate. They are not a different species, they just carry abnormality (disorder).

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  20. HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by Star!+(Score+6) · · Score: 1, Funny

    Piltdown man
    A tooth of a pig drawn into an apeman!
    A lie and a fake 5 years by 1927.

    Nebraska man
    A lie and a fake for 40 years.
    By then everyone in the world thought they were from apes.
    How did it take 40 years for the scientific community to find it was a clumsy fake?

    Javaman (homo erectus)
    Discovered by Dr Dubois and he himself declared in 1938 that it was just a monkey (gibbon).
    He had found human skulls in the same stratum did not tell anyone for 30 years!
    A lie and a fake. He eventually renounced the javaman as a fraud himself.

    Peking man
    Dr. black discovered it, a tooth and some ashes.
    Soon after human remains were found mixed with animal remains. The animal remains were the food of the humans.
    Hey but they wanted an apeman! so they grabbed bits of both and made Peking Man!

    1972
    Richard Leaky
    Found a skull that supposedly blew evolution out of the water by 2.5 million years. The only thing left was
    Ramapithecus. Just some fragments of jaw bones and some teeth. The same size and shape as a babboon in Ethiopia.

    It never has been found and it never will be found a creature that is more than brute and less than human.
    Also there is such little evidence for apemen that the amount would not be accepted in any other field of science.

    And there's plenty more scientific evidence for the non-existenance of evolution!

    (I know this is not what you like to hear, so just score me nothing as usual. Thanks)

    1. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by someone1234 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You cite about 5 cases, but there were a lot more findings.
      Apparently the 98% genetic similarity with chimpanzee doesn't convince you.
      Or you just patologically deny the facts, like your predecessors denied the round earth (aww, man, we would all fall down if earth isn't flat).

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    2. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apparently the 98% genetic similarity with chimpanzee doesn't convince you. That just proves that our intelligent designer is a lazy bastard who copied most of his work from the chimps' intelligent designer.
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    3. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by Tatarize · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why copy the wrong answers too? Seems a little bit odd to move the pseudogene for the creation of vitamin C into all the great apes, and yet give all the other mammals the ability to create their own. With the exception of the guinea pig which oddly rather than having an identical flaw has a completely different one. Copied not only every answer, but the little doodle you did of what the teacher would look like getting mauled by a raptor.

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    4. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by maraist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Apparently the 98% genetic similarity with chimpanzee doesn't convince you.
      Careful of naked statistics.. For example 99% uptime is HORRIBLE. You have to provide a frame of reference.. What would the genetic different be between a worm and cat. How about cat to an ape.. great-ape to a chimp. Etc.

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    5. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by namekuseijin · · Score: 1

      yeah, shame he's gone for copy-paste, rather than true OO inheritance and polymorphism... ;)

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    6. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by guabah · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's what happens when the Chimp's Intelligent Designer licensed his work under the BSD.

    7. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by GooberToo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I wish I could find a reference. Humans also have a lot in common with pigs, genetically speaking. The percentage is almost as high, but I don't recall the exact number. Heck, they even say humans tastes like pork. There is a reason why pig parts and cells are now used for both human organ replacement and medical research. Odd we're not using chimp parts.

      Also, lots and lots of living organisms have some 40%-60% in common with humans, if not more. So that really means we only differ some 60%-40% from some drastically different organisms. That really means 98% genetically alike really means something like 4%-6+% genetically different where it matters. Add in the fact that a tiny percent of one percent in genetic material can have huge impact what it it means to be "human". This really suggests we have far more not in common then we have in common with the likes of chimps and great apes. Especially once you consider not all genetic material is created equal. Seriously, where it matters, ignoring the material that is largely common between humans and other varying life, we are probably some 10%-20% different...where it really matters.

    8. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by nanoakron · · Score: 1

      Your really think there have only been 5 findings in the history of hominid evolution?

      You are a funny little man, aren't you?

    9. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Don't feed the troll -- this exact cut-n-paste comment is all that he's ever posted. Four or five times now.

    10. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We use pig parts because they are closer in size to human parts than chimps' are.

    11. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by Dimensio · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nebraska man
      A lie and a fake for 40 years.


      Nebraska man was speculation, not a "fake" or a "lie", that was revealed to be porcine rather than hominid during peer review, and it was disproven in three years with the finder of the tooth declaring doubts within two. It was never accepted as a human ancestor, and it certainly didn't last for forty years.

      You are a liar. Anyone who has done even a little bit of research would see that your claims regarding Nebraska Man are a shameless, brazen lie.

      What do you believe that you are proving by lying so transparently? Why should anyone believe anything that you say when you lie so blatantly?

    12. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "DNA is a digtial code, it does not change."

      Right, because mutations never happen.

      Oh, wait...

    13. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by Paracelcus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey! I deeply resent the implication that I am not a direct linear descendant of a clod of dirt that had life breathed into it by a bronze age semitic deity!

      But which one?
      Yahweh?
      Baal?
      El?
      Lilith?
      Pazuzu?
      Rodney Dangerfield?

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    14. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Apparently the 98% genetic similarity with chimpanzee doesn't convince you.

      The reality behind this statement is that 1% of our DNA is 98% similar -- the 1% that encodes proteins. I happen to believe that chimps and humans share an ancestor, but suggesting that this is somehow proven by the fact that we are made up of 98% the same proteins is baseless.
    15. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by tukkayoot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And the Neanderthal man was declaired in 1958 by the National Zoological Society to be a man suffering from arthritis.

      Can you provide a link? I'd like to see this claim in context, but a quick Google search doesn't seem to turn up anything from the horse's mouth. Are you referring to the 1957 paper by Straus and Cave referenced here?

      but microbiology has proven that evolution is no longer a valid argument.

      Got a citation for that? I don't know enough about microbiology to evaluate such claims (especially when they lack specifics), but if you could link to an abstract of a paper published in a major peer-reviewed journal of science, which states that the current model of evolution has been falsified by observing irreducible complexity in a microbiological structure (or any biological construct for that matter) then I'll start to consider the possibility that what you've just said here is true.

      Until then, it has about as much credibility as any random sample of technobabble from Star Trek, as far as I'm concerned. I may not be able to explain exactly why any particular bit of it is nonsense, but it is a sensible conclusion to reach.

      Still, evolution does not prove or dis-prove the creationism,

      Depends on what you mean by "creationism." Evolution doesn't disprove the idea that there is a creator who set the whole universe in motion according to an unfathomably complex plan, resulting in the intentional evolution of human beings and every other species on the planet, but it does pretty soundly debunk the accounts of most folks who call themselves "creation scientists" and believe in a 6,000 year old Earth and other nonsense derived from literal interpretations of the Bible.

      DNA is a digtial code, it does not change. Michael Behe's Darwin's Black Box is a great read.

      Maybe you should re-read Darwin's Black Box, then.

      Here is how evolution works. You've got an organism, with genes (physically manifested in DNA) which dictate how the organism gets built. Genes can mutate (the DNA changes). Most genetic mutations have a negative impact on a organism's ability to reproduce (pass on their genes), though some improve the lifeform's odds of survival/reproduction. Naturally, the beneficial genes tend to get passed on and are more widely represented in a population than the "negative" mutations, and this is what we call "natural selection." It is this process of genetic mutation acted on by natural selection which was/is responsible (over millions/billions of years) for producing all of the diversity of life seen on the planet, from a single common genetic ancestor (that is, humans descended from some kind of chimp-like ape, who if you go back far enough, probably descended from some sort of shrew-like mammal, who if you go back far enough ... you get the picture).

      Behe is in agreement with my entire description of evolution.

      The difference between Behe and other scientists working in the field is that he think that gene mutations (DNA changes) sometimes happen as a result of the meddling of an intelligent designer. Most everyone else thinks the genes mutate randomly (that is, with no guidance or overarching purpose) and that these mutations happen often enough and in such a way that natural selection is the only "guiding" mechanism required to produce large scale morphological changes, speciation, etc. and the scientific literature reflects this.

      It's a review of Behe's latest book (not Black Box), but check out Jerry Coyne's article titled The Great Mutator for a lengthier distillation and robust criticism of Behe's claims.

      You seem to be a pretty good example of why I have a problem with ID and other forms of pseudo-

    16. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by Lord+Balto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So science eventually manages to correct its mistakes while religion never does? I'd say that just about summarizes the difference between science and religion. As for biblical chronology, I've been working on that problem for a while now, and the distortions are pretty obvious and extreme. http://neros.lordbalto.com/Contents.htm This God of yours either has a really good sense of humor or he's a pathological liar. Take your pick.

    17. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by Lord+Balto · · Score: 1

      No, it's not a clod of dirt. It's a ceramic figure made from clay and then animated. Kind of the old Pinocchio routine. So the story developed sometime AFTER the invention of ceramics. A bit on the self-contradictory side, wouldn't you say?

    18. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by Lord+Balto · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just for reference, my Y-chromosome goes back to the Near East 10,000 years ago when a particular non-damaging mutation occurred. Fossils aren't the only things that contradict creationism. So does DNA research.

    19. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, they even say humans tastes like pork.

      So does that mean humans aren't Kosher?

      Damn. So what am I going to do now with all these Fava beans?

    20. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 3, Informative

      Humans are 98.4% genetically identical to chimpanzees, 80% to rats, 40% to chickens; based on the complete genomic sequencing of these 4 species and a lot of educated guesswork by the folks involved - and big error bars on those estimates. :) (pigs havent' been sequenced yet, so that would entail a lot more guesswork, but obviously they would be closer to rats than chickens since they are mammals so your 40-60 guess isn't that bad (for birds and mammals, at least.) My guess is that those percentages will change quite a bit - especially when we understand more about junk dna - but the relative relations to humans will remain in the same ballpark.

    21. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's part of the test. Have you never had Mr. Munroe as a substitute teacher?

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    22. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently the 98% genetic similarity with chimpanzee doesn't convince you. So is a rats, and last time I checked they looked nothing like a chimp or human...
    23. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Why copy the wrong answers too?
      (On the subject of "Intelligent Design")

      Isn't it obvious that all these different species produced by "Intelligent Design" are actually exam scripts?

      Some student Intelligent-Designers are doing their freshman exams and just producing minor variants of the "primate" basic design, using 2~4% variation to generate species and genus level changes ; second level students are producing new taxonomic classes, for example by cutting a hippo's ankle out and pasting it into a wolf-like carnivore's blood cells to produce whales ; third-level students are producing whole new orders such as mixing the warm-bloodedness and trichromic vision of the mammals with the skeletal characteristics of dinosaurs to produce birds. Graduate students are pasting alpha-proteo bacteria into methanogenic archean bacteria to produce whole new domains of life, while post-graduate students get to play with the laws of physics themselves to try producing a complete new universe.


      So, doesn't that mean that the Intelligent-Design-believing-people (be they also Jews-Classic, Jews-following-Christ, Jews-believing-in-Mohammed's-inspiration, Jews-following-Mormon, or Jews-following-Koresh, with no descent-with-modification implied in that re-naming of major religious groupings and no sarcasm hiding in the choice of taxonomic labels) are actually praying to the exam-sitter, rather than the exam-setter? Which is rather like putting the organ behind the monkey when they want to find the organ-grinder.


      Religion, like home-made explosives, is good fun. But it's definitely not for little children; and long spoons, blast walls, safety goggles and ear plugs are strongly recommended.


      (Some people may have noticed the lack of phylum level production ; that's done by Intelligent Designers studying under Scottish rules, who get to do a 4th year of undergraduate study before going for a working life, or staying in the ivory tower of Intelligent Design research.)


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    24. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's closer to 96.4% between humans and chimps. The difference would roughly fill 40 large books.

    25. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Just to be contrary, only fundamentalists say that the Bible is the Word of God as He intended it.

      All the rest of the Christians know that it is a compilation of translations of verbal recitations of the Word of God as heard by man. Especially the Old Testament. It's a thousand years older than the New Testament... and has multiple versions of the same stories right there in the text.

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    26. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Apparently the 98% genetic similarity with chimpanzee doesn't convince you. They have 100% the same type of atoms... so they must be the same.

    27. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      It's possible that that was the reason pork was banned, cannibalistic tribes could claim human meat is pork to evade anti-cannibalism laws so the temple decided to ban pork completely.

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    28. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mixing the warm-bloodedness and trichromic vision of the mammals with the skeletal characteristics of dinosaurs to produce birds

      Haha very amusing but birds are typically tetrachromats (although some have five cone cell pigments) and have very different eyes from humans. I'll concentrate mainly on the retinas and try to keep it relatively simple.

      Avian photopsins are very different from mammalian ones, and they produce at least four photopsins in their retinal cone cells, and those cells are much more numerous (per area and in ratio) than those of primates, and remain in a high ratio to rod cells well away from what in mammals would be the fovea. For instance, the mean density at the fovea of a typical human is 2e5 cone cells per mm^2 while the average density across the whole retina of a seafaring bird will average 1e6 cone cells per mm^2. Most land-based birds have all-retina average densities of 4e5 cone cells per mm^2 including birds with relatively large retinas, and very few birds have less than double the density of human do at the fovea, which has a much greater cone density than the rest of the human retina.

      There are also structural differences in the retina between mammal and bird eyes. Many seafaring birds have their cone cells arranged in ribbons which facilitates light polarization detection, which is probably useful for navigation. (For instance, albatrosses (fam. Diomedeidae) can be confused when illuminated with light of only one polarization, similar to the much more deeply studied reaction of bees to light polarization).

      The absorption peaks of three bird photopsins are slightly different from those of mammals, and the fourth peaks well into the near ultraviolet on average. Their crystallins are also slightly different, so their lenses have a somewhat broader transmissivity window than ours. (Human lenses absorb very near UV frequency photons towards 750 THz (400 nm) that would still excite the blue-violet photopsin (S/beta/OPN1SW) enough to be visible -- people with artificial corneas can see these frequencies).

      Although modern bird and mammal eyes clearly suggest common ancestry between themselves and among vertebrate eyes in general, they are sufficiently different in terms of expressed photopsins, gross structure, and some aspects of the initial and secondary message transduction scheme in the cone and rod cells.

      In fact, the similarities among the iodopsin conformational changes in modern birds, reptile and fish are more similar biochemically than between birds and in all mammals. Likewise, non-mammalian vertebrates have greater similarities in their gross retinal structures among themselves in comparison with mammals other than the monotremes and marsupials. However, avian and reptilian retinas are extremely similar, especially in the structures found at different stages in embryos. It can be nearly impossible to distinguish between an embryonic bird eye and an embryonic reptile eye studied in isolation even several weeks after fertilization. Mammalian features become apparent immediately upon examination of the first cone cells, since they lack the lipid-lipoprotien fluid in which carotenoids are dissolved or emulsed in all other vertebrate cone cells.

      No placental mammal has oil droplets, and all placentals also lack double-cone cells. These are obvious features under low power optical microscopy. (Snakes and burrowing amphibians tend to lack one or the other of these features as well).

      No mammal has ribbon or asterism arrangements of areas of greater cone cell density, whereas most reptiles and birds have (including snakes).

      Non retinal features of the eye quickly eliminate any remaining confusion -- monotremes and marsupials share the placental eye rotary and ciliary muscule arrangements, and there are differences in the chemical composition of the humours, and the formation, transmissivity and mechanical properties of the lens.

      Birds and reptile

    29. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pigs are also cheaper to breed than chimpanzees, and you don't have to breed them for parts, since muscle and fat carved from the legs, bellies, sides and backs of pork (mmm, bacon) is already in demand as food. Pork organs are usually not eaten intact, and often not by humans at all. Consequently there is a large supply of pig organs for the relatively limited transplantation demand.

      In economies which have the facilities and skills to perform xenogeneic organ transplant (other species to human) at all, chimpanzee meat is probably not eaten at all, so when taking a chimp's heart or liver or kidney the rest of the animal is wasted as compost or cat food, rather than the other way around as in pigs.

    30. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      I didn't say they are the same.
      You just proven my point.
      On atomic level (and even higher), we sure have common ancestors with ALL living beings.

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    31. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      Oh right, our great-great-great-great... grandma was a mammal whose great-great-great... son is a rat :)

      I dunno, how this common ancestor looked like, but something tells me, it looked more like a rat, than a human.

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    32. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by Ponyegg · · Score: 1

      That all these 'fakes' were discredited is testament to the scientific process not condemnation of it.

      There is no scientific evidence of non-existence, you can't do it, it's impossible to disprove evolution, much in the same way that it is impossible to disprove I'm actually a monkey in a room full of monkeys bashing this out randomly on a 1932 typewriter. Perhaps I might also be able to rumble up a copy of some Bronze Age text in the process... but even then they'd be some nutter claiming that in fact in doing so it's proof of the Grand Architect's miraculous powers.

    33. Re:HaHa,,, STILL trying to PROVE evolution... by sco08y · · Score: 1

      That just proves that our intelligent designer is a lazy bastard who copied most of his work from the chimps' intelligent designer.

      Mod it funny, but that's precisely the response I've gotten. How can you argue with someone who agrees with you?

      The strategy behind intelligent design is to agree with all the proposed mechanisms and the conclusions but to use a few discrepancies in data to assert that God makes it all happen.

  21. Re:Only Democrats Came From Monkeys by timmarhy · · Score: 1
    No.... see you people just don't get it at all. I don't just believe someone because they present themselfs with a little badge saying "scientist", I look at what they are saying, I'm critical and skeptical of it and I challenge their reasoning and methods.

    Religion and faith are exactly the oppersite of this. You just put your belief in something because you choose to (which is ok).Science starts out with a question and then a solution, religion just jumps straight to the solution hoping they are correct.

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  22. Headline scared me. by AngryJim · · Score: 1

    I read the headline the way someone might read "Human progress on X moved back by Y number of years". For a minute I feared that either monkeys had evolved or humans had devolved by several million years, with the latter seeming more likely.

    1. Re:Headline scared me. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      For a minute I feared that either monkeys had evolved or humans had devolved by several million years, with the latter seeming more likely


      I still haven't ruled out that possibility.
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  23. Therefore... God! by cthellis · · Score: 1

    Them dirty evolutionistors were wrong again!

  24. Easy... it's pretty butchered and you're wrong. by Tatarize · · Score: 5, Informative

    Dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago at the KT boundary.

    Prior to that time the mammal line had already split much more than we previously gave it credit for, a lot of the main groups were developed. This article is a fairly worthless crock. Basically some teeth were found that looked vaguely gorilla like and dated back 10 million years. So we know that there was some ape-like creature with a gorilla-like diet 10 million years ago. However, saying that this is the Ape-Human split is as stupid as saying it's the Human-Mammal split. Humans are apes. We are clearly within the same grouping of gorillas, orangutans, and chimps. There's no real grouping of animals which includes those yet excludes humans. This find perhaps sets back the date of chimp-gorilla split but not "human-ape". That's just stupid. Chimp-human is a split which dates back about 4-6 million years. Gorilla-chimp goes back 8 million years, though perhaps 10 if this isn't just some offshoot.

    Finally, 10 million years is about 2/17th of 85 million years. Basically your math is off, and you're using old information, and to top it off this article is totally stupid. It's 10 million year old gorilla-like teeth. It actually has almost nothing to do with human evolution, though if you studied gorilla evolution you might care. Though, it's even weak evidence that it's actually a gorilla just that it had a diet like that of a gorilla.

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    1. Re:Easy... it's pretty butchered and you're wrong. by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 1

      This find perhaps sets back the date of chimp-gorilla split but not "human-ape".

      The genetic human-gorilla divergence is only slightly larger than the human-chimp divergence. If we indeed had firm evidence that humans and gorillas diverged (say) 12 million years ago, then we would use this as a callibration point for our molecular clock, and it would put the human-chimp divergence back to about 10 million years ago. These dates are not independent.

      Prior to [the KT boundary] the mammal line had already split much more than we previously gave it credit for, a lot of the main groups were developed.

      Though, it's even weak evidence that it's actually a gorilla just that it had a diet like that of a gorilla.

      These I agree with, although I don't have the expert knowledge for the second point, so I take my own belief with grains of salt.

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    2. Re:Easy... it's pretty butchered and you're wrong. by Tatarize · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's also a bit of a problem calling those lines human and gorilla. Really 8-12 million years ago, those species don't exist in the least. And the "human line" still gives rise to chimp, human, bonobos, not to mention all the hominids and offshoots thereof. It isn't anywhere near as amazing as people seem to pretend it is, as every fossil find needs to cause massive changes to our understanding of human evolution, even if it doesn't. I'd recommend the blog afarensis actually written by somebody in the fields and covers most of the neat finds.

      Another problem with putting the human-chimp divergence back that far is that it doesn't make any sense. Humans just aren't that different from chimps. We don't have as much hair, we stand upright, have some impressive cognitive functions, are much weaker, have restructured hips, feet and hands. But really, that's it. Hardly amazing, and hardly 10 million years worth of work.

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  25. Long ago and far away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds like another story about long ago and far away...

  26. Enough of your religion already by sedman · · Score: 1

    I'm getting pretty fed up with you religious types posting here. I'm
    getting especially tired of your abuse of science to make your religion
    seem reasonable.

    While your blind faith in the face of the facts is impressive, it does
    not help further the discussion. Your unwillingness to tolerate any
    decent (as seen in the quick burying of any opposing post as flamebate
    etc.) is keeping any reasoned discussion on the topic nearly impossible
    to achieve.

    It's obvious that you have learned your catechism well as you will spit
    it back any time your comfort level drops. How about dealing with the
    facts and having a mature discussion?

    So you devotees of the government funded church of naturalism, try to
    think for yourselves long enough to see that you are being fed religion
    in place of science. If you want to have a scientific discussion, you
    should leave the religion back in your church (or school as the case may
    be).

    Let's look at some facts:

    FACT: Darwinian evolution is NOT proved by the fossil record. In fact,
    quite the opposite. The reason for the theory of punctuated equilibrium
    is because Darwinian gradualism (yep, the one taught in your holy books)
    can't be supported by the evidence.

    FACT: Natural selection and every observed mutation (including
    beneficial mutations) result in either less genetic information
    or at best no new information, not more. Government behavior not
    withstanding, no matter how long you give it, removing information will
    not produce more information.

    FACT: Ontogeny recapitulates Phylogeny was discredited shortly after
    Haeckel fudged his drawings in the 1800s and unleashed this fraud on the
    earth. Yet last time I check, most of the texts used in the government
    churches still teach this as truth.

    So who is it that is imposing which religion in the schools?

  27. Scientists aren't exactly in the proof business. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 2, Informative

    Any theory is subject to revision based on new evidence. Nobody's trying to "PROVE evolution". Common descent is the best explanation for the dual-nested hierarchy that we see; a theory is simply the best explanation.

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  28. The rate of phenotypic change isn't constant. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 4, Informative

    As someone else pointed out, the KT boundary was 65 Mya, not 85. Also, early mammals of that era are usually described as "shrew-like" (also nocturnal, which is why we all have different color vision systems than reptiles), so probably even smaller than that.

    The line that would eventually give rise to the mammals split from the reptile lineage before the emergency of the dinosaurs (the number cited is 324 Mya); look up "synapsid" for more information. It was actually the dominant type of land fauna until the greatest mass extinction in history at the end of the Permian (250 Mya), which was followed by the emergence of the dinosaurs. There were large synapsids in the early years of the Mesozoic, but the branch that would give rise to the mammals--the cynodonts--emerged about 220 Mya. There's a rather exhaustive description over at Wikipedia; also see talkorigins.

    On a more relevant note, consider the whales. It appears now that whales are more closely related to hippos than hippos are to cows. (Again, see Wikipedia for a good summary.) This was mightily confusing, because we generally take phenotypic change as an indicator of distance between species. The important thing to remember here is that species change due to pressures put on them. Rapid pressures brought on by migration into a new environment (like the sea, for example) will cause a greater rate of phenotype change than would exist if the environment remained constant--consider the shark for this latter case.

    Also, as another commenter has pointed out, the mammalian lineages had already split at that point; divergence points for some groups of mammals are after the KT boundary, but many are before it. However, it appears that even though the groups were separate, they all looked pretty much alike until they migrated into the niches vacated by the dinosaurs and diverged widely.

    And lastly, your math isn't quite right. 7 million years (the divergence point for the chimp and human lineages, notwithstanding a very poorly written article) is more like a tenth of the time it took to get from (many kinds of!) shrew-like mammals to a similar level of mammalian diversity to what we see today.

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  29. Re:Fuck you, Mods. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an evolutionist let me be the first to tell you to quit your petulant whining, you wannabe martyr.

  30. That doesn't even make any sense. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Yep, I expected this would provoke the inevitable attacks on religious people by that predictable band of /.ers who apparently never think about anything else.
    Feel free to look at the recent comments list of anyone mocking creationism in this thread. I'd wager you that most if not all of them think about "anything else".

    Also, these aren't attacks on religious people (pro tip: really good whiners use the phrase "people of faith" for maximum martyrdom); they're attacks on taking Bronze Age myths seriously, which is a ridiculous thing to do--it deserves ridicule, and damn skippy we're going to serve it up.
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    1. Re:That doesn't even make any sense. by E++99 · · Score: 1

      these aren't attacks on religious people (pro tip: really good whiners use the phrase "people of faith" for maximum martyrdom); they're attacks on taking Bronze Age myths seriously, which is a ridiculous thing to do--it deserves ridicule, and damn skippy we're going to serve it up.

      What's the point? There can be discussion, such as to how seriously people should take Bronze Age or Stone Age myths, histories, laws, prophecies, and philosophical and religious works. We could even discuss the basis by which many people credit certain of those works to God and find a limitless source of enlightenment within them. Or we could ignore each other and not waste our time. But those who just start ridiculing, even in the absence of even an attempted discussion, only cause mutual antagonism, and will themselves fail to be taken seriously by rel... people of faith.

      Feel free to look at the recent comments list of anyone mocking creationism in this thread. I'd wager you that most if not all of them think about "anything else".

      As long as we agree that taking things too literally is deserving of ridicule. (PWNED! :-))
  31. Oh, I think I recognize this. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    I think Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is relevant here.

    It's rude to criticize someone's beliefs. But when they stick those beliefs into the public sphere, they're subject to just as much mockery and derision as anything else is. The moral, one would think, is to keep religion the hell out of politics, but some people just can't grasp that.

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  32. No, it's not. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    The observation that aspects of living forms seem to be too complex, or fit together in too coordinated a way to come about as proscribed by the leading theory, is a valid argument for a science
    Already said, but it bears repeating: No, it's not. It's the argument from ignorance, or, if you wish, the argument from personal incredulity,

    and even if the evidence doesn't exist to resolve that argument one way or the other.
    What is it that you think there's insufficient evidence for?

    But those considerations are exactly what will most likely motivate the next generation to figure out how to get the evidence to shed more light on the process of evolution, and what truly is and is not possible under the leading theory.
    Oh, please. The idea of intelligent design is a non-theory, a formalized throwing up of our hands in confusion. "Those considerations" are a waste of time and serve to misinform the public in the service of a medieval-at-best agenda; to claim that they're somehow good for the advancement of science is sheer bullshit.
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    1. Re:No, it's not. by E++99 · · Score: 1

      The observation that aspects of living forms seem to be too complex, or fit together in too coordinated a way to come about as proscribed by the leading theory, is a valid argument for a science.

      Already said, but it bears repeating: No, it's not. It's the argument from ignorance, or, if you wish, the argument from personal incredulity,

      I can respect the characterization of it as an argument from personal incredulity, but not an argument from ignorance. The scientists who advocate it may be religious, but they are not ignorant of the subject. But it's incredulity on claims being made as "scientific" that there is no evidence for...

      What is it that you think there's insufficient evidence for?

      To start with, there is insufficient evidence to demonstrate that it is even possible for a new type of organ or system to evolve through the mechanism of random mutation and natural selection. I could go on from there to the larger claims being taken on faith, (such as the claim that all new organs and systems did evolve by that mechanism) but that would be an excellent starting point to prove.
  33. Re:Only Democrats Came From Monkeys by ArikTheRed · · Score: 1

    Science starts out with a question and then a solution, religion just jumps straight to the solution hoping they are correct. They don't just hope it's correct - they kick and plead and scream and change the board until it is correct. They go to congress and try and redefine "science", or get the local school board to kick out teachers to teach evolution. No, hope implies passivity - those kind of people try and remake reality in God's image.
  34. Re:Fuck you, Mods. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The good news is that, because whining about isolated moderations is not behavior that will help you reproduce, eventually you will die out and thicker skin will evolve.

  35. Obviously not all by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    wow you get kudos for repeating The Scientific Method now? Seriously, i usually agree with this: But slashdot has quite a large number of people who actually understands the scientific method. So please stop preaching to the choir and go post this on fark or something (they REALLY need it waaaaay more) :)


    Normally, I'd assume the same. But if you'll hit the "Parent" link on the message you were answering to, you'll see that it was an answer to someone who didn't seem to have it quite figured out, one way or another.

    Plus, you only need to look around in almost any topic to notice that "a large number" doesn't mean "all". As I was saying, for point 1 alone, you just need to read almost any science- or tech-breakthrough (or the occasional PR job disguised as such) to run into the mandatory "noooo, these guys are smarter than you, you're not worthy to question them" (or some variant thereof) crapflooders these days. So there you go, proof that not everyone quite gets the scientific method.

    I dunno, really... "A large number" are probably smart guys indeed, but the whole looks bleaker by the year, to be honest. At some point Slashdot seems to have started attracting large numbers of astroturfers, PR hacks and con-artists peddling their latest attempt at redefining reality or science, religious self-appointed missionaries, paranoid nutcases on a jihad against medicine/science/whatever, has-beens and never-weres, PHBs looking for some screwed-up idea of street cred among nerds, and bored trolls who are here only because that's what their corporate firewall allows. Not all, mind you, probably not even a majority, but enough to make me wonder.

    Can't hurt if someone figured out how to hammer into their heads how science actually works, you know. It probably won't be me, but, eh...
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    1. Re:Obviously not all by bmajik · · Score: 1

      Well, I think I've got a pretty good handle on the scientific method.

      Where I come up blank, and why I posted in the first place, is figuring out how some people that seem NOT to (hint: they don't have reproducible experiments in many cases, they often don't share their data or their methods publicly, etc) seem to get a pass from the community at large, because somehow there is "consensus".

      I'm speaking, of course, about the anthropomorphic global warming doomsday folks.

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    2. Re:Obviously not all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Global warming actually conforms to the scientific methods of research including some limited experiments even that test some parts of it at least in a more reproducible fashion. Most of the data is really on proving that there is one a massive unusual change, this data is easily reproducible, so I doubt anyone wishes to challenge that. The other part of the work is explaining which factors do what to produce that warming and of course thus trying to show a major component is anthropogenic. Considering that each of these separate parts are physics problems and getting evidence for each separate system isn't an issue at all. I'll also assume people are willing to believe that.

      Which leaves the big problem, testing the total system interaction..., well that is hard and there we more or less just have one planet with good data to test on you can only use massive historical checks and limited forward looks. It should be noted that we seem to be roughly following the curves as projected by the models that are anywhere near capable of showing past changes in climate though. And their all other alternatives proposed have been shot down long ago, though a lot of people weren't looking at the subject when they were, the anthropogenic one is really the only one that's left as a serious contender. Thus fulfilling at least the standard attempts to falsify the theory as required by Poppler.

  36. I come from the water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't humans actually come from the water?

  37. Your morality isn't objective. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    explain why it's objective
    Fail. You're trying to show that your morality is objective, and everyone else's is subjective, and so yours (being theistic) is superior.

    But there are plenty of people who claim to have objective morality, much as you do, and they're all very convinced and very conflicting. At most one of them can be right; chances are you're not. In fact, what you slap the label "objective" on is nothing more than tradition, revelation and authority--not very good ways of knowing anything at all.

    In short, nobody's morality is objective. Claiming that yours is just makes you more dangerous, as you'll probably do all kinds of freaky shit in its name--and if you won't, someone will do it on your behalf.
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    1. Re:Your morality isn't objective. by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1

      $20 says he doesn't reply to you, because he knows you're right.

      The theistic monopoly on morality is coming crashing down and boy oh boy do they hate it.

      Disclaimer: This post is half troll. I actually want him to respond to the parent's post.

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    2. Re:Your morality isn't objective. by rkcth · · Score: 0

      Where did your morality come from, but a culture that teaches the value of life? This was not the case in Roman times, before the spread of christianity, and look at the sorts of things they did.

    3. Re:Your morality isn't objective. by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1

      Where did your morality come from, but a culture that teaches the value of life?

      Morality is a requirement of human existence. We can't survive without it.

      This was not the case in Roman times, before the spread of christianity, and look at the sorts of things they did.

      Oversimplify, much? The Romans also adopted and expanded on the ideas of democracy and natural philosophy that had a direct impact on the Renaissance, and more, almost all our modern engineering is derived from what they figured out how to do.

      Until the last couple of hundred years of its existence (which, incidentally, were the years when the Roman Empire was CHRISTIAN), the Roman Empire was quite the beacon of knowledge and philosophy, despite the fact that its genesis was formed out of conquest.

      But more to the point: You've oversimplified the relationship between morality and politics.

      And look at the mess the 'Christian' nations have made of the world. You probably don't want to hold us up as somehow 'better' in comparison. We've F-'d things up enough to give the Romans a run for their money.
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    4. Re:Your morality isn't objective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And look at the mess the 'Christian' nations have made of the world. You probably don't want to hold us up as somehow 'better' in comparison. We've F-'d things up enough to give the Romans a run for their money.

      Four words: North and South America.

  38. Ooh, I'll take this one. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1
    Churches tend to be mutually exclusive. One can be a methodological naturalist and belong to any (non-wingnut, I suppose) church on the planet.

    It's obvious that you have learned your catechism well as you will spit it back any time your comfort level drops. How about dealing with the facts and having a mature discussion?
    I suppose you'll be cranky when I use a common reference source, but the fact is that your talking points are so stale that they're growing mold.

    Let's look at some facts:
    Yes, let's.

    FACT: Darwinian evolution is NOT proved by the fossil record. In fact, quite the opposite. The reason for the theory of punctuated equilibrium is because Darwinian gradualism (yep, the one taught in your holy books) can't be supported by the evidence.
    Science isn't in the business of proving anything. Everything is subject to disproof. As for punctuated equilibrium disproving gradualism, see CC201 and CC201.1.

    FACT: Natural selection and every observed mutation (including beneficial mutations) result in either less genetic information or at best no new information, not more. Government behavior not withstanding, no matter how long you give it, removing information will not produce more information.
    Many types of mutation are reversible. If mutating in one direction removes information, mutating in the opposite must add it. Creationists tend to get around this problem by dancing around any attempt to nail down what is meant by "information". See CB102.

    FACT: Ontogeny recapitulates Phylogeny was discredited shortly after Haeckel fudged his drawings in the 1800s and unleashed this fraud on the earth. Yet last time I check, most of the texts used in the government churches still teach this as truth.
    It's certainly a good thing, then, that recapitulation theory isn't taught any more, and that it was never a part of the theory of evolution. See CB701.1. Of course, many structures that become wildly divergent in adulthood stem from similar structures in embryos; the field of evolutionary developmental biology is built around this. And embryology does provide interesting insights into evolution.

    So who is it that is imposing which religion in the schools?
    I suppose it would be the ones who are constantly trying to enforce their brand of prayer and slip past the scientific method by selling their holy snake oil directly to the public, but I suppose you define religion in the public schools as "something I disagree with because it bothers my Jesus".
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    1. Re:Ooh, I'll take this one. by sedman · · Score: 1

      I suppose you'll be cranky when I use a common reference source, but the fact is that your talking points are so stale that they're growing mold.

      Nope, it would be a nice change of pace.

      As for punctuated equilibrium disproving gradualism,

      Not what I said, read it again. I said the fossil record disproves gradualism. Punctuated equilibrium is how scientists are currently trying to explain the fossil record.

      Many types of mutation are reversible.

      OK, when have we seen a mutation happen and then reverse. If this is a no-new information mutation, then my statement still holds. If it is one were information is lost, I don't think you will find an example.

      It's certainly a good thing, then, that recapitulation theory isn't taught any more

      You need to take a look a the school textbooks still in use around here. It was taught when I was in school and is still being taught now. Any attempt to remove such an obvious problem stirs up the religious nuts who worship at that alter.

      but I suppose you define religion in the public schools as "something I disagree with because it bothers my Jesus".

      I define religion in the public schools as doctrine backed only by faith that gets you branded as a heretic if you disagree. Naturalism in the public schools fits that bill pretty well.

  39. Done. Next? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    If there will be a scientific experiment or scientific observation showing that change of the number of chromosomes on the individual level of a species of a sexually proliferating animal could spread and produce successful progeny then I am ready to remove this division line. So far I have seen no such evidence.
    I suspect that you haven't been looking very hard.

    Evolution, in the contrary, for its explanation of the origin of species needs a whole range of elementary steps: mutations work, of course, on the level of microevolution, that is evolution within species, but each larger scale of evolution requires addition of a SIGNIFICANTLY DIFFERENT kind of genetic modification (there are plenty of them).
    Do you have any other bright, dividing lines in mind?
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    1. Re:Done. Next? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      I covered Robertsonian fusion somewhere else. Does not count.

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    2. Re:Done. Next? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I covered Robertsonian fusion somewhere else. Does not count.

      I've searched your recent post history and cannot find it. Nor can I imagine why you claim it "does not count". As far as I can see his link EXACTLY answered your request and promise: "If there will be a scientific experiment or scientific observation showing that change of the number of chromosomes on the individual level of a species of a sexually proliferating animal could spread and produce successful progeny then I am ready to remove this division line."

      To summarize his link, it exactly addressed the fact that there are millions of perfectly healthy humans with 45 chromosomes. That 45 chromosome people can and do interbreed sucessfully with normal 46 chromosome people... some of those conceptions would spontaneously fail but they can and do have children and those children are generally healthy, and half of those children will also have 45 chromosomes. And most importantly that two 45 chromosome people can have 44 chromosome children, that 44 chromosome people would be 100% fertile with both normal people and with each other, and that when they have children with each other they would always produce stable 44 chromosomes exactly like themselves.

      If there will be a scientific experiment or scientific observation showing that change of the number of chromosomes on the individual level of a species of a sexually proliferating animal could spread and produce successful progeny then I am ready to remove this division line.

      Exactly what you asked for. There are in fact millions of healthy 45 chromosome people walking around who can marry each other and produce a perfectly healthy perfectly stable 44 chromosome population. Statistically it is a virtual certainty that somewhere on earth right now a pair of such people have married each other and produced such purebred 44 chromosome children. Normally such an event would go unnoticed vanishing back to nonexistance mixing with the rest of the population, but *if* one of the affected chromosomes happened to carry some other useful mutation a 44 chromosome population could certainly species-fork or even displace our current 46 chromosome population.

      It is time for you to admit that this division line between "micro" evolution and "macro" evolution never really existed. Chromosome number change is certainly rare, but like all other attacks on evolution the argument falls down when you examine the science.

      Not to mention the fact that we have an absolutely perfect absolutely continuous fossil record tree of life for almost an entire phylum (foraminifera) over hundreds of millions of years... not merely a sequence of species but showing in detail the continuous process along each speciation. The fossil record is spotty for most of the family tree of life, but for this large chunk of the tree it is absolutely perfect and continuous... it absolutely establishes continuous common descent across a deep and diverse chuck of life. Scientists aren't researching weather evolution and speciation occurred any more.... they are examining things like this perfect and continuous record along each speciation studying exactly how speciation did/does happen and measuring exactly how long each one took. Studying fascinating issues such as exactly how and why evolutionary speciation speeds up after a mass extinction.

      Not to mention the fact that DNA analysis can and does establish the strict family tree relationship between species with the same courtroom style Beyond Any Reasonable Doubt that DNA analysis can and does establish the family tree relationship between humans in a courtroom Beyond Any Reasonable Doubt. And that DNA analysis just so happens to yeild exactly the same evolutionary family tree across all life that the fossil record presents.

      I am baffled why so many people are perfectly fine with the idea of God creating a perfect complete universe that then uses the "scientific-naturalistic" mechanism of optics to create rainbows,

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    3. Re:Done. Next? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the pharyngula.org link. Bookmarked. :)
      I've come across the "chromosome number" anti-evolution whining before, and your link involving chromosome number changes in millions of living humans is far more powerful than the plant polyploidy link I had grabbed in about 3 minutes on Google.

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    4. Re:Done. Next? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      "Millions of people". Give me references.

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    5. Re:Done. Next? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      That does not count because:

      (a) (b) a normal gamete : normal
      (a:b) a gamete carrying the fusion, but with the normal complement of genes: normal
      (a) (a:b) a gamete with an extra (a)--lethal
      (a) a gamete with an no (b)--lethal
      (b) (a:b) a gamete with an extra (b)--lethal
      (b) a gamete with a no (a)--lethal

      So "temporarily" (microevolutionary speaking) chromosomes could be stuck together, but the organism has a way to fix this returning BACK to normal state without going any further.

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    6. Re:Done. Next? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      "Millions of people". Give me references.

      Oh I'm sorry... you have to apply basic arithmetic to uncover that implicit figure in the link he already gave. Specifically it said: "1 in 900 births bear a fusion of this kind". The population of earth is in the billions, and presumably each of those people derives from a birth. So 1 in 900 out of billions is.... millions.

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    7. Re:Done. Next? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      So "temporarily" (microevolutionary speaking) chromosomes could be stuck together, but the organism has a way to fix this returning BACK to normal state without going any further.

      There's nothing temporary about it. Half the children would carry this chromosome number change, exactly like half of all children carry any particular gene from a parent, exactly as in even the most basic acceptance of microevolution. If they have two kids, on average one child will carry it and it will persist generation to generation. If they have three or more kids, the number of people with 45 chromosomes will increase each generation. The only "difficulty" anywhere is that people with an odd number of chromosomes will on average go a few extra months between children. Aside from that fairly minor fertility issue, "macro" chromosome number mutations are effectively no different than any other "micro" mutation.

      And as I explained, if two people with 45 chromosomes have kids, they can have 44 chromosome kids and develop a pure-bred 44 chromosome population. A 44 chromosome population doesn't "fix" anything and it doesn't "go back". 44's who marry other 44's will always have 44's as children. And they will be perfectly healthy and no fertility issues at all.

      This is exactly what you attempted to claim was an evolutionarily impossible macroevolution dividing line. It is easy to force it to happen by doing a basic genescan on several thousand people and marrying up a couple of matching 45's and you can breed yourself a true-breeding perfectly healthy 44 chromosome population in one generation. It is easy for it to happen at random if the certain people just happen marry the right people. Even by the most limited acceptance of "micro" evolution, it is easy and essentially required for it to happen if there happens to be a beneficial gene on an affected chromosome. And current human DNA already has a chromosome that is clearly a fusion, showing that it did already happen.

      I think it's time for you to admit that macroevolution dividing line does not exist, as you promised.

      Evolution is amazingly elegant and powerful mechanism for creation.

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    8. Re:Done. Next? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      "Evolution is amazingly elegant and powerful mechanism for creation." Agree, but only to the point when it is proven experimentally.

      The statistics you have shown (3700 couples) is not adequate. The mutation is still deficient and does not carry up (no wonder! half of the progeny will die, how is that for evolutionary advantage?), does not even potentially lead to any separation (on the level of breeding, or on the level of niche separation). How is that for any evidence?

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    9. Re:Done. Next? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      "Evolution is amazingly elegant and powerful mechanism for creation." Agree, but only to the point when it is proven experimentally.

      It's funny, I actually answered this while writing one of my posts to you, but I think I wound up deleting it for brevity. There's about a hundred pages of information I want to put in backing up evolution, but I find that shorter focused posts work better and I try to trim when I go in too many directions away from the most immediate point.

      The creative power of evolution *has* been proven experimentally. In fact I have dabbled in such experiments myself. I have to tell you, it is an absolutely awe inspiring experience witnessing evolution in action. Jaw dropping. Even if we had no fossil evidence at all, even if we had no DNA evidence at all, my minor dabbling experiments and mathematical study alone would have been enough to absolutely convince me that evolution was *capable* of explaining the diversity of life on earth... just leaving the obvious question of checking whether and how it fits in with the actual history of life.

      For the moment I ask you to forget about history and forget about earth's biosphere. I want to address the *process* of evolution. Stripped down to it's essence, there are four critical factors that are necessary to allow evolution to occur and sufficient to virtually require evolution evolution to occur. The four critical factors are (1)REPLICATION involving (2)INHERITANCE of traits + (3)MUTATION of those traits, and (4)SELECTION of which replicants do and do not get to repeat the cycle by replicating themselves. Anything that undergoes a cycle of replication with inheritance mutation and selection, can and essentially must exhibit evolution. Other than life there are few things in nature possession all four critical traits, and the few examples that do exist in nature inherit a far too limited and few of a range of traits to support meaningful evolution and/or they do not persist enough generations to accumulate meaningful evolution.

      So in nature we generally only see meaningful evolution in life. However we are not restricted to natural examples in studying and experimenting with evolution. Computers are absolutely ideal for hosting those four critical traits. Digital DNA. Replicating digital DNA with inheritance and mutation, and preforming selection for the next generation. "Natural selection" type selection... the biggest/strongest/fastest survive and the lesser die. Often "combat" or competition style selection... two digital DNA "creatures" compete at something under fixed rules, the loser dies (gets deleted) and the winner gets to replicate in the next generation. It may sound simplistic, but the moment you put those four traits together in computer software and suddenly you see all sorts of "exclusively life-type" behaviors popping up.

      It is an awe inspiring experience to set up a simple little "digital universe" with certain rules and laws, to start with completely random and useless junk "DNA", and to set it free and watch it evolve and learn. To watch complexity and information to spontaneously arise, all of the junk DNA and bad mutations being sifted and sorted away by competition and the fixed rules of selection. Thats where the information comes from... if you have random noise and simply erase all of the junk.... what's left is selected directed information. To witness beneficial mutations crop up and sweep through a population over a several generations. To see all sorts of unexpected changes and advancements. To let a few thousand generation run by, then look and say "wow, that's better than anything I could have designed myself".

      And this is serious business. I mean SERIOUS business. In the late 70's and early 80's it was an obscure field of research, but today more than half of all Fortune 500 companies apply the power of digitally implemented evolution somewhere or other in their business. The creative power of the evolution process has not only been experimentally proven, it is so

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    10. Re:Done. Next? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      With all due respect, I am not going to read your lengthy posts full of meaningless praises to evolution. It is not polite to a vis-a-vie.

      Write one paragraph and I will read it.

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    11. Re:Done. Next? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      "Evolution is amazingly elegant and powerful mechanism for creation." Agree, but only to the point when it is proven experimentally.

      Fantastic! I'm glad you do fully agree!
      Because it HAS been proven experimentally.

      I would tell you all about those experiments, but I would just be copy/pasting "meaningless praises to evolution" from my last post.

      The mutation is still deficient and does not carry up (no wonder! half of the progeny will die

      Depending upon the definition of "progeny" you are using, that statement is either wrong or the number of "progeny" will in fact double. Either way your conclusions are not correct.

      I would try to clarify the genetic inheritance matter, but I would just be copy/pasting "meaningless praises to evolution" from my last post.

      If there will be a scientific experiment or scientific observation showing that change of the number of chromosomes on the individual level of a species of a sexually proliferating animal could spread and produce successful progeny then I am ready to remove this division line.

      It is trivially easy for a community to change chromosome number. Live up to your promise. Admit no such line exists.

      I would explain a very simple situation where there could be nearly a 50%-50% chance of an entire community of humans changing to 44 chromosomes, but I would just be.... you know... copy/pasting "meaningless praises to evolution" from my last post.

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    12. Re:Done. Next? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      There is no "successful progeny" in this case. That is why this mutation is so rare.

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    13. Re:Done. Next? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      There is no "successful progeny" in this case.

      Yes, we *are* talking about successful progeny! The 1-in-900 figure the fraction of children who carry this sort of chromosome variation... mostly passed down for generations and generations in family lines.

      I went looking specifically to see if there were any documented examples of 44 chromosome people from a matched pair of 45 chromosome parents, and found a documented case in the Turkish Journal of Medical Science 31 (2001) 275-277 of a perfectly healthy man with 44 chromosomes going back a minimum of three generations of 45 chromosome ancestry from both his maternal and paternal sides. This man has two perfectly healthy children, and at the time the paper was written his wife was pregnant with a 3rd apparently healthy child.

      Thereby documenting at minimum five generations (3 generations backwards + him + his children) family tree of "successful" progeny, plus demonstrating that 44 chromosome humans can and *do* easily arise and that they are successful at having healthy children.

      OOOO WOW!, I just found a SECOND source published just 5 months ago! Journal of Research in Medical Sciences March/April 2007 Volume 12 Number 2. A perfectly healthy 44 daughter born to a pair of 45 parents. It mentions that the daughter is expected to be able to have normal babies herself (she's 9 years old at the moment), and discusses the mother's and father's family history indicating that this case too likely demonstrates at a minimum a four generation family line involved... however they do not appear to have done the testing to conclusively establish that.

      It is a certainty that there are more 44 chromosome people around - however neither they nor anyone else would know about it unless they coincidentally get genetic testing for some other reason. In fact there very easily could be an entire tribe or village or somesuch somewhere with an entire population of 44's and having nothing but 44's as children.

      Do you get it now?? I have cited two science journals providing the scientific documentation, everything you asked for and more.

      I am going to copy/paste your words yet again:
      If there will be a scientific experiment or scientific observation showing that change of the number of chromosomes on the individual level of a species of a sexually proliferating animal could spread and produce successful progeny then I am ready to remove this division line. So far I have seen no such evidence.

      Either come up with some damn good reason the medical and science journals are UNTRUE, or have some integrity and live up to your promise and admit this micro/macro line doesn't exist.

      Oh, I guess I should go back and grab the links to the two science papers. Here and here. Enjoy.

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    14. Re:Done. Next? by Alsee · · Score: 1
      OOooo! OOooo! I get to return the favor for your great link! You're gonna like this!

      ::Alsee does a little geek dance of joy::

      I've been going on with the debate with Mapkinase and lookie lookie what I dug up!

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    15. Re:Done. Next? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      The progeny is not successful because the trait stays rare. It is deficient to human race in 899 to 1 proportion. How is that a success?

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    16. Re:Done. Next? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      The progeny is not successful because the trait stays rare.

      Globally, redheads are almost as rare.

      By the logic you are trying to use, no progeny is "successful" until a change has already overtaken a population, and you ignore any change which has already overtaken a population because it already happened and didn't happen in 20 minutes with you sitting there watching. It has taken somewhere between twenty thousand and hundred thousand years for the redhead mutation to go from zero up to a fraction of a percent of the population today. You are basically arguing that there is some "macroevolution dividing line" that makes it impossible for all humans to become redheads... the argument just doesn't hold up. You are using catch-22 logic to dismiss evidence and facts just because you don't like that they conflict with the argument you tried to use.

      You claimed that there was a line dividing "microevolution" from "macroevolution". You claimed that line could not be crossed. You stated you would admit that line does not exist if someone would show you "scientific experiment or scientific observation showing that change of the number of chromosomes on the individual level of a species of a sexually proliferating animal could spread and produce successful progeny. I have shown you exactly that.

      I have shown you that such changes can and do happen, shown that it happens and has happened in humans, and explained how it is not merely possible but actually quite easy for there to be a tribe or village somewhere today that is entirely populated with 44's. Under the right circumstances such a population could replace humans (if a meteor impact or disease wiped everyone else out, or if they carried some beneficial gene on an affected chromosome and simple out competed everyone else), or they could fork off as a new species if some second mutation happened on the affected chromosome causing reproductive incompatibility with 46's. In fact human DNA evidence is that this already happened to humans... that one of our chromosomes already is clearly a fusion of two chromosomes... that once upon a time we used to have 48 chromosomes just like all other primates.

      I don't expect you to jump up and gleefully embrace evolution just because this one argument against evolution failed, but at least have the integrity to admit I have fulfilled your challenge here. That the chromosome number change micro/macro evolution does not in fact constitute any valid barrier or any valid argument against evolution. That if someone wants to make a reasoned rational evidence based argument and decision against evolution, that they would at minimum have to at move on to a *different* argument.

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    17. Re:Done. Next? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      "didn't happen in 20 minutes with you sitting there watching" Thank you. That is exactly what I wanted from you. Science deals only with phenomena that could be subject of experimentation.

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    18. Re:Done. Next? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Science deals only with phenomena that could be subject of experimentation

      (1) Astronomy is not science! What an astounding argument!
      (2) You attempted to assert/rely-upon evolution not having experimental proof to back it up just the other day. Need I remind you that that turned out to be a slam-dunk issue for *my* side? And I merely addressed one specific area of evolutionary experiments.

      But really the main reply is:
      (3) That comment is a failed attempt to distract and dodge that I have in fact in fact fulfilled your challenge, as follows:

      scientific experiment or scientific observation showing that change of the number of chromosomes on the individual level of a species of a sexually proliferating animal could spread and produce successful progeny

      scientific experiment or scientific observation - yep I sure did provide scientific observation and your attempt to dodge to "experiments" now doesn't fly even if there *weren't* any experimental evolutionary science at all.

      showing that change of the number of chromosomes on the individual level of a species - yep shown MULTIPLE independent cases of change to a healthy stable 44 chromosome count

      of a species of a sexually proliferating animal - HUMANS, yeah I think they count

      could spread and produce successful progeny - yep I have shown that these people not only CAN but they DO spread multiple healthy progeny. For some reason you are fixated on witnessing an actually complete replacement of the old 46 chromosome population, and somehow managing to be deliberately brain damaged enough to ignore the blindingly obvious fact that if these people CAN and DO have generations and generations of children, all it takes to effect a full replacement is to start killing off the 46's.

      You claimed there was a dividing line between micro and macro. You claimed "For the most dramatic hypothetical evolutional changes, for example, change of the number of chromosomes in a sexually proliferating animal (leading to a new species), there is no experimental way to prove that such spontaneous change in one organism could statistically be a cause for such a change.

      There is absolutely nothing hypothetical about it. The "spontaneous change in one organism" is not only statistically possible, it has actually been PROVEN BY OBSERVATION HAPPENING MULTIPLE TIMES. And again, they produce multiple generation family trees of proliferating decendents. And again, all it takes for a complete replacement is to run around killing people with 46 chromosomes, and in a hundred years or so you'll have a small but thriving successful healthy expanding population of 44 chromosome humans.

      You claimed a change in chromosome number was an insurmountable "macroevolution" dividing line that evolution cannot cross. I have demonstrated it is not only could it happen but that it is astonishingly easy

      Do you or do you not admit that evolution CAN easily cross your proposed dividing line and that it does NOT in fact present any valid division or barrier to evolution?

      Are you a reasonable rational person who cares about facts and evidence? Do you have any integrity? Will you live up to your claim that you are "ready to remove this division line" if someone can show "scientific observation" (your words!) that this "could" (again your word!) that natural evolution could indeed achieve this? I'm not asking you to say evolution is right. I'm asking whether you care about honesty in pursuit of the truth. Whether you were honest that you were "ready to remove this division line" if someone demonstrated that yes, this particular thing could happen. I have shown it could. If you dispute that, fine, give some sane claim why it couldn't.

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    19. Re:Done. Next? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Astronomy is not science! What an astounding argument! You irony is misplaced, and does not prove anything. Astronomy is science only in part dealing with scientific observations. If you can predict position of the celestial body using theory of relativity or classic Newtonian gravitation, it is science. Observation of stars per se is NOT science. It is collection of data. Like zoology.

      I repeat again: "successful".

      I skimmed briefly through the rest of your letter and I have found nothing to reply to you except this: you proved nothing. Fusion of chromosomes is a "bad" mutation, deficient, because it produces a lot of deficient genetic material (for some bewildering reason you could not grasp my argument about gamets). You gave me an argument about "red hair" gene. First of all, it is much more abandant (5%), second it is indeed a deficient (recessive) mutation, but it does not prove that ANY mutation like that is deficient, because we have plenty of examples of THAT type mutation that is pretty dominant.

      And I strongly recommend you to drop you silly arrogant tone.

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    20. Re:Done. Next? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I think maybe I have figured out what the miscommunication and misunderstanding is. As you said, you think that "Fusion of chromosomes is a "bad" mutation".

      Someone carrying a single fused chromosome... yes they have to try a little bit harder to have children. However that is not because a fused chromosome is in any way "bad". The reason for that minor difficulty is because you are supposed to have *matched pairs* of chromosomes... you are supposed to have an even number. Someone carrying a single fusion like that has 45 chromosomes instead of 46. 45 is odd and causes minor fertility difficulties.

      However if you inherit a fused chromosome from your mother *and* a matching fused chromosome from your father, then you *do* have perfectly matched sets of chromosomes. That gives you a matched pair of fusions, that gives you 44 chromosomes. And no, that is not a "bad" mutation. Fused chromosomes are not bad if you have the matched pair. You have an even number again and the fertility difficulties go away completely.

      Do you understand and agree that inheriting a *pair* of fused chromosomes is not a "bad" mutation?

      The science papers I linked to document that people with a single fusion, people with 45 chromosomes, that they can and have produced multiple generations of descendants carrying a single copy of that fused chromosome. They have to work a little harder at having kids, but they can and do at times multiply down many generations. But the important thing is that this is not the end of the story.

      The science papers I linked to also document that people can and *have* inherited a pair of fused chromosomes... that reaching the matched pair 44 chromosome stage can and *has* happened. That we can and *have* crossed that difficulty stage and come out on the other side where the difficulty goes away. The science papers document the fact that the "bad" issue of 45 chromosomes does not in fact constitute any valid barrier to reaching the 44 stage.

      Do you understand and agree that that "bad" issue of having 45 chromosomes does not create any barrier to reaching the matched pair 44 chromosome stage?

      Do you understand and agree that people with 44 chromosomes marrying other people with 44 chromosomes, that that is stable and that they will produce children with 44 chromosomes as well? That there is absolutely no "bad" effect at all? That carrying the paired fusion is a purely neutral mutation?

      Do you understand and agree that it it is not only possible, but reasonably easy, for an entire tribe of humans to end up with 44 chromosomes and that that is completely stable and neutral mutation?

      I asked all the "understand and agree" questions because I am attempting to identify what and where we are not understanding each other. I *think* that if I have explained everything clearly, and if you understand what I am trying to explain, that you would agree that chromosome number does not constitute a valid "macroevolution barrier" that evolution cannot cross.

      If you do understand everything I'm saying and you still disagree, then I do not understand what objection you are trying to communicate to me. If you understand everything I said and you still disagree, then you need to be more clear about where and why you see a problem. You have to be more clear about what barrier you think exists, and how you think that barrier it makes it impossible for evolution to reach (for example) a population of 44 chromosome humans.

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  40. The Ethics of peanut butter by infonography · · Score: 0, Offtopic
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    there talking about new life growing from the peanut butter... not mold also forgotten is that peanut butter is ground cells of seeds of the peanut plant. So every time you eat peanut butter your eating stem cells. I wonder if creationists want to overturn Roe vs Wade to save unborn peanuts.

    / it cannot be help that this is going so far off the topic. It's just too damn funny.
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  41. suggesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "suggesting". That's the key word here folks. Still no definitive evidence as to when the DNA took that split. I'm still voting for magic.

  42. What an Maroon! by Lord+Balto · · Score: 3, Informative

    Keep in mind that DNA determines mainly cellular structure and everything since viruses has a cellular structure. So the basic mechanisms of cellular function are going to remain relatively constant across billions of years.

    1. Re:What an Maroon! by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Wish I had points to spend on your comment. +1 Insightful.

  43. What an Ignoranimus! by Lord+Balto · · Score: 1

    I think what's he's managed to garble so badly is that the common picture of Neanderthal as a bent over creature swinging its arms and scraping the ground with them derives from the fossil of a *Neanderthal* that had arthritis.

    What a maroon!

    1. Re:What an Ignoranimus! by tukkayoot · · Score: 1

      Troll may be more likely than idiot. Though "confused victim of religious indoctrination, cunning deceptions and the piss-poor manner in which schools and the media cover science" is also a legitimate possibility.

      No big deal though, I prefer to give people the benefit of the doubt, and I like hearing myself type.

  44. Re: Creationists Declare White Bread Disproved by Lord+Balto · · Score: 1

    SIX thousand years ago. Ussher placed the creation at 4004 BC. These characters can't even get your pseudoscience right!

  45. crackpots by mattwarden · · Score: 1

    You crackpots. The world has only been around for 6,000 years.

    1. Re:crackpots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, everybody knows that the world was created about a thousand years after the Babylonians invented beer.

    2. Re:crackpots by Chili-71 · · Score: 1

      Actually if you study the bible very closely the earth as created by God has been around just over 12,000 years. A day is 1,000 years to God, so the first 7 days in Genesis is really 7,000 years. We have a little over 5,000 years of recorded history, so 7000 + 5000 = 12,000.

  46. Spiritual Evolution by E++99 · · Score: 1

    If we're created in the image of your god, does he have a tail bone and an appendix?
    If not, why didn't he fix that in us? Did something go wrong?
    If he does, why? They only serve negative purposes for humans.

    The appendix is a useful organ which may or may not have a vestigial origin. However, I agree that a tail bone is evidence which supports the theory which humans evolved from a form that once had tails. Humans evolving into their present form has doesn't imply that the form they have been and/or are still evolving into is not the image of God. I've never heard of the tail bone having a "negative purpose" in humans.

    The real image of God is the human soul, and I believe the evolution of the natural form of humans and animals follows the evolution of the spiritual form. Further, that the corruption of the human spiritual form has lead to corruptions of the human natural form. For example, the eustachian tube in Homo sapiens is very problematic, and the middle ear in general. It could be argued that neither are necessary. However in Neanderthals, this wasn't the case. The eustachian tube was much larger, wouldn't have been prone to blockages or infection, and its perpetually being open, together with the Neanderthals' large nasal cavities and nostrils would have played an important part in their hearing ability -- an aspect of that sense which we have almost entirely lost. (You can do a simple experiment using ear plugs to show that, when yawning, we can still hear through our nose and mouth, even alter the tone of the sound by changing the shape of our mouth -- a built-in equalizer. [Bats use this ability extensively, which is why they have "nose leaves" to act as directional third ears])

    However, Occam's razor tells me that the simpler explanation is true: God was created in the image of humans.

    Occam's razor only suggests that explanation to those for whom the body of evidence lacks any information about the spiritual realities of mankind. For you, I agree it's a reasonable conclusion. For those of us who have the spiritual evidence, that evidence eliminates the possibility of correctness of that explanation. That strongest of that evidence is the direct experience of God. Like other direct experience, like the direct experience of the truth of the laws of logic, such experience is far stronger and more significant than any sensory evidence can be. That does not mean that our understanding is magically correct, or that our theories are infallible. They are clearly not. But we do know that any theory which excludes God's direct intention from the origin of man is necessarily wrong.

    To be fair, it could be argued that neodarwinism doesn't necessarily do this. I think that neodarwinism as an explanation for macroevolution fails on strictly logical grounds, the quantification of those grounds being the goal of ID. I would summarize the failure by the fact that a system following a gradient toward a local minima, even if the shape of that gradient is changing due to environmental changes, simply does not branch out into increasingly complex solutions. It is just contrary to how the mathematics of such a system would have to work.

    Because of my understanding of the relationship between the spiritual world and the natural world (something today, but possibly not forever, considered outside the possible realm of "science"), I believe that the spiritual evolution in all life forms, specifically the inherent tendency of all life forms to the form of the Origin of life, i.e. God, is the driving force behind the macro-evolution of their natural forms. However, I fully expect that one day we will discover additional natural mechanisms by which DNA mutates, not randomly, but towards specific goals, dictated by who-knows-what physical process. While it won't convince any materialist of a spiritual cause of evolution, I greatly look forward to that day, as it will hopefully provide a more nuanced view

    1. Re:Spiritual Evolution by Itzarella · · Score: 1

      Allegedly there are practices that either induldge or abstain and remove the instincts of survival and reproduction, which can give you a deeper insight in the originating cause and its evolution. If I am a direct evolution from the originating cause (Divine Spark, Big Bang etc) then those instincts are part of that evolution. So whatever it was/is - word, sound, splitting cells, mutating dna - there has been something created which keeps this going and maybe the only thing wrong here is the continuous use of the word Evolution - We could just as well call it, "Merrily Merrily Going Nowhere In Particular", as none of us know where this actually leads to but I am happily going there with my brother and sister bactiri.

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  47. Re:Fuck you, Mods. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whining? Or calling out? Moderation on slashdot, like everything on slashdot, is insignificant. The "debate" or rather conversation over the fact of evolution and it's percieved impingment on religion. The reason soviets had breadlines and americans didn't owes a lot to their rejection of evolutionary biology. That's a pretty real economic consequence for rejecting reason for emotional convience. It's one thing for a person to choose their own doom, it's quite another for them to choose it for others. Which is what Creationists are fundementally all out. Failure, ignorance, and poverty.

    Apathy tends to evolve (currently short lived) evangelist school boards.

  48. Millions of years? Really? by jamrock · · Score: 1

    Judging by a couple politicians I've met, I'd say that the split hasn't yet occurred for some. Maybe they were hiding when it took place; can't say for sure.

  49. So do homosexuals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "birds shit and pee out the same tube they use for sex."

    Well homosexuals use the same 2 tubes that they shit and pee out of for sex. What's the difference? Taste?

    1. Re:So do homosexuals by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      The shit and pee come out of the same tube for birds.

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      So do homosexuals

      It's either sodomites or homosexuals. Sodohomosexuals is redundant.

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    3. Re:So do homosexuals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging from most straight porn I'd say heterosexuals enjoy anal sex too. My girlfriend in college certainly did.

  50. terrible science reporting by epine · · Score: 1

    I read TFA and MOFA (many other fine articles) on this subject, and they all stink to some degree, though most not so much as this one, which I could barely even keep straight. The formula is simple: what did they find, what did they observe, what are the working conclusions, and what assumptions does this challenge. Not one of the articles I found explains how the ape diet differs from the common ape ancestor. More roughage. More roughage than what? I guess they don't know, since they haven't discovered those teeth yet, but nevertheless, the consensus is firm, and unspoken to the unwashed reader.

    And somehow, if you find eight teeth in Ethiopia, it instantly proves that no other segment of the ancestor lineage drifted into Eurasia on a small vacation for any length of time. If I spot in Spokane an RV with a Massachusetts license plate heading west on the I90, then instantly I conclude "they be taking the direct route to Seattle". Not possible they visited Florida. No chance. But apparently, you can fill in the gap from 25 Ma to 10 Ma just like that on the basis of eight teeth.

    I'll come back in a year or two when the dust settles and the reporting improves.

  51. The Untold History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The untold & hidden HISTORY (not mythology) of Peoples of Sumeria tells us exaclty how man was created!

    Here is a movie about this:
    http://www.1anunnaki.com/

    Here is all the theory:
    http://www.sitchin.com/

    Here is the Museum:
    http://www.thebritishmuseum.ac.uk/

  52. Here the paleoanthropologists are wrong by Chemicalscum · · Score: 1
    All the humans whose genomes have been studied studied by molecular geneticists have ancestors. For all of the hominid and pongid fossils studied by paleoanthopologists, there is no direct evidence that they have contemporary descendants.

    Paleoanthropologists can be very subjective over the interpretation of teeth (qua the controversy over the interpretation of the "Peking Man" Homo erectus teeth". Here the don't even have any bones let alone a full specimen they only have a few teeth. I personally place more reliance on the objective scientific methods of the molecular geneticists than than the subjective guess work of the paleontologists. I still think that a recent split in the hominid and ape lines about six million years ago is the most probable scenario. There is not the slightest evidence for hominids before that date but but there is plenty of evidence for hominids younger than five million years old.

  53. Re: Creationists Declare White Bread Disproved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude. He's obviously talking 'bout moses. Who wrote the books.

  54. Mod this UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod this UP!

    You Americans idiotic Slashdot moderators are really religious fanatics which cannot accept the TRUTH!

  55. You don't have anything. Really. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Punctuated equilibrium is how scientists are currently trying to explain the fossil record.
    You say that like it's a poor explanation. Care to elaborate?

    OK, when have we seen a mutation happen and then reverse. If this is a no-new information mutation, then my statement still holds. If it is one were information is lost, I don't think you will find an example.
    Why on earth would you expect (let's take this for an example) a point mutation to occur twice at the exact same locus? That's like lightning striking twice in the same place. (Yes, I know that lightning strikes aren't truly random, but roll with it here.)

    We see that small-scale mutations fall into certain classes. (There are also larger-scale mutations, such as gene duplications, but we'll leave that aside for now.) The genome can be visualized as a set of very long strings (chromosomes) made from a four-letter alphabet. (I'll use an 'XYZ' alphabet because I don't want to give the impression that I'm writing out actual genes.) A point mutation, for example, changes 'XYZ' to 'XZZ'. An insertion changes, for instance, 'XYZ' to 'XYYZ'. A deletion changes, for instance, 'XYZ' to 'XZ', and so forth.

    Based on definitions set forth in information theory, point changes have no effect on the quantity of information in the genome, insertions add information, and deletions remove it. Do you understand?

    You need to take a look a the school textbooks still in use around here. It was taught when I was in school and is still being taught now. Any attempt to remove such an obvious problem stirs up the religious nuts who worship at that alter.
    You've seriously seen school textbooks which teach that embryonic development recapitulates the evolutionary history of the organism in question? Bear in mind that describing common features in embryos which become different structures in adults is quite different from recapitulation theory. I'd like to see an example, if you can provide it.

    Also, that's "altar".

    I define religion in the public schools as doctrine backed only by faith that gets you branded as a heretic if you disagree. Naturalism in the public schools fits that bill pretty well.
    "Backed only by faith"? Perhaps 29+ Evidences for Macroevolution would be a good place to start; if you don't want to click over there, the existence of the dual-nested hierarchy (which predicts the absence of chimaeras) is very strong evidence for common descent. What part of the theory do you see as being "backed only by faith"?

    One isn't "branded as a heretic" for disagreeing. Poor scholarship and gross ignorance will get one branded a charlatan if one keeps at it for long enough. Attempting to do an end run around the scientific process and trying to sell conclusions directly to the public (as the cold fusion guys did, for example) is at the very least impolite, if not outright offensive.

    A persistent refusal to back up wild claims peppered with insults generally won't be met with hugs and kisses. Creationists are no different from the infinite-free-energy crowd or any other set of cranks who waste scientists' time; the claims of persecution are pretty much the same ones. The difference is that creationists have a much better lobby,
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    1. Re:You don't have anything. Really. by sedman · · Score: 1

      You say that like it's a poor explanation. Care to elaborate?

      Punctuated equilibrium is a much better explanation than gradualism. However, textbooks still teach gradualism as "proven fact". It is one of the many non scientific things in the textbooks that are still in text books and any attempt to correct such errors is met with blind religious opposition.

      Why on earth would you expect...

      I would not, I'm just trying to follow your argument of reversible mutations. You have yet to point to an observed mutation that adds information, so until you give a specific, I'm sticking to my point.

      You've seriously seen school textbooks which teach that embryonic development recapitulates the evolutionary history of the organism in question?

      Yep. They are still in use. Keep in mind that as a religious tools it is very effective. Much more so than any actual science.

      One isn't "branded as a heretic" for disagreeing.

      If only that were true. Try looking over the science text books in your area. You will see they are full of crap that has long been shown false. Try getting some of it corrected (I'm talking the real obvious stuff here not things still in flux). Let me know if you still think the same way.

      For real fun, try disagreeing with the anthropomorphic global warming crowd. I know people who have lost their job for doing good science simple because it did not agree with the prevailing opinions.

    2. Re:You don't have anything. Really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      reversible mutations

      This is readily seen in a population of a variety of inducibly-resistant gram positive bacteria such as Staphylococcus aureus. Repeatedly exposing a culture of such bacteria to progressively increasing but sub-lethal doses of anti beta lactam drugs such as the beta lactamase family of penicillin relatives will quickly and reliably result in them expressing resistance in vitro through a variety of mechanisms ranging from the expression of alternative beta lactam rings with different PBP sites, to the overexpression of the normal more energy-efficient beta lactam rings, to the (rare) expression of alternative peptidoglycan components driven through non beta lactam transpeptidases (which alters the structure of the cell wall sufficiently that active transport becomes much less efficient).

      One can continue the process to the point where one can demonstrate (through PCR assays) the complete absence of DNA or RNA fragments involved in the expression of ordinary beta lactam rings in the culture. Again, this is fairly easily done, and reliably repeatable.

      Removing the anti beta lactam pressure from a culture that has no wildtype members (i.e., the entire population is resistant) kind of strangely results in the appearance of members which are not resistant. Resistance mechanisms are all very costly in terms of energy use or efficiency, and once the non-resistant "mutants" emerge they completely overwhelm the resistant members of the population.

      The reverse mutation mechanism is under a great deal of study related to heat shock proteins and chaperonins.

      Some of the mutations are suppressor mutations, wherein the presence of the new phenotype activates a second gene which results in the organism reverting to the wildtype phenotype in appearance, although the organism does not have the wildtype genotype. "Two wrongs make a right". Some suppressor mutations are clearly related to HSPs in that they are a regulatory response to the environment.

      However, many are outright genetic reversions. There are working hypotheses involving the link between the effectiveness of the anti-mutation mechanisms in the cell (particularly in prokaryotes) and the expression of highly energy consumptive proteins, the thrust of which is that the expression of penicillin resistance in e.g. S. aureus simultaneously increases the mutation rate of the resistant members of the population.

      This would be a useful evolutionary strategy for coping with bottlenecks (i.e., massive die-offs within a population) and fits neatly with clinical experience with respect to resistant microbes.

      However, the key point is that there are some inducible mutations in bacteria that are readily repeated with equipment readily found in a university undergrad biology lab. Some of these induced mutations will reverse reliably either spontaneously or inducibly.

      These are interesting in the context of a large population mainly because in most cases the organism exposed to the inducement will die as a result, or fail to produce viable offspring as a result. However, well-nourished bacteria reproduce quickly and cheaply enough that survival odds of one in several billion are not a barrier to study. Orders of magnitude better loss in simple multicellular animals suspected of being susceptible to inducible mutations (some flatworms, for example) let alone anything as complicated as a mouse, would be infeasible due to the amount of time and feeding resources required.

      However, textbooks still teach gradualism as "proven fact"

      Textbooks are often reused several times, and new revisions are not written and edited every year for all textbooks. This is as true in science as in history or grammar. (It is probably even more true with respect to grammar, where one uses "tense" in an outdated fashion in the sense of the modern "aspect", for example).

      Outdated science textbooks are therefore

  56. That's not what argument from ignorance means. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    I can respect the characterization of it as an argument from personal incredulity, but not an argument from ignorance. The scientists who advocate it may be religious, but they are not ignorant of the subject. But it's incredulity on claims being made as "scientific" that there is no evidence for...
    Saying that it's an argument from ignorance isn't saying that the people making the argument are ignorant. The argument from ignorance goes, "we don't know how it happened, therefore it didn't"; it's a logical fallacy, and a more generalized form of the argument from personal incredulity.

    To start with, there is insufficient evidence to demonstrate that it is even possible for a new type of organ or system to evolve through the mechanism of random mutation and natural selection.
    There's plenty of evidence that it's possible for complex organs to evolve. See CB300; the eye is a particularly well-explored example of this. So what else do you think is impossible? (You might want to consult the Index to Creationist Claims first; I get the impression that you're unfamilar with it.)

    I could go on from there to the larger claims being taken on faith, (such as the claim that all new organs and systems did evolve by that mechanism) but that would be an excellent starting point to prove.
    Haven't you been paying attention? Science isn't in the business of proving anything. If you think that anything's been proven, you're not paying enough attention.
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    1. Re:That's not what argument from ignorance means. by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Saying that it's an argument from ignorance isn't saying that the people making the argument are ignorant. The argument from ignorance goes, "we don't know how it happened, therefore it didn't"; it's a logical fallacy, and a more generalized form of the argument from personal incredulity.

      Ah, sorry. Still, I don't see how that applies. ID claims that evolution by the neodarwinian mechanism couldn't have happened in specific cases, because past a certain point, no simplified forms of the structures in question could still be functional.

      There's plenty of evidence that it's possible for complex organs to evolve. See CB300; the eye is a particularly well-explored example of this. So what else do you think is impossible? (You might want to consult the Index to Creationist Claims first; I get the impression that you're unfamilar with it.)

      You're saying the paper in the CB300 link is supposed to be evidence that it's possible for complex organs to evolve??? They made a trail of increasing rewards for increasingly complex logical operations, each within a couple of mutations of each other. OF COURSE the program is going to follow the trail to the selected function. Saying that this is evidence of the possibility of complex organs evolving this way in actual organisms is circular logic or a straw man; as no one is denying that such evolutionary mechanism would work IF you had the breadcrumb trail in place, leading the way. Evidence that actual organs could possibly evolve by a given mechanism would first require modeling DNA to morphology, something that, AFAIK hasn't even been done yet in any meaningful way.

      Haven't you been paying attention? Science isn't in the business of proving anything. If you think that anything's been proven, you're not paying enough attention.

      Of course there's scientific proof. It can never rise to the level of mathematic proof, of course, but it's still called proof. If you molecularly model a simple bacterium on a supercomputer and let it evolve by random mutation and natural selection, and it spontaneously develops photosynthesis or turns multicellular, then you have proof that it's possible, and extraordinarily strong evidence that it probably did happen that way.
  57. What happens when our map is completed? by bronney · · Score: 1

    Seeing all these articles and arguments thru the years made me think. Sorry for my lack of terminology.

    1. Are we trying to complete the evolution "map" so to speak? 1 map being from dino to lizards, another one from dino to birds, etc.

    2. Disregarding the ape-human thing, are there ANY maps that had been completed? Thereby PROVING that evolution works at least FOR that particular family?

    3. A deeper question is, what is the resolution needed for a "map" to be deemed completed? We find ape A and ape E. Next year we find ape B, C, and D. Do we need a B.5, C.5, or D.75 the year after in order to prove that yes evolution works?

    4. If question 3 cannot be answered, how in the hell would we know that yes humans came from apes when we finally have a half ape, half human subject? Is he C.5 or C.78? Then do we need C.65? A tad bit more ape and we're happy?

    This is frigging nuts. I just don't know when it stops. Help me out here please.

    1. Re:What happens when our map is completed? by hidave · · Score: 1

      Evolution doesn't need to be proven to those with an open mind. Life will evolve to fill in any ecological niche. Bacteria evolve almost before our eyes (as do viruses, though some say viruses aren't "alive"). Even multiple species can fill the same niche, as long as there is room for them. What we can only speculate on is whether there is another driver for evolution, perhaps a divine one. I think the real reason for studying the evolution of man or any other species is to fill in the curiosity gaps.

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    2. Re:What happens when our map is completed? by bronney · · Score: 1

      Nonetheless, whenever monkey bones are discovered, there will be this roar of wonder that wow we've pushed the split millions of years back. Or wow we've found the missing link. My point is that this "link" doesn't made a better chain. That in the years to come, many more bone finders will no doubt contribute to this chain. However, we'll never be satisfied (which is good, we shouldn't be).

      I am afraid in the end, evolution will be reduced to nothing more but a set of beliefs that requires our faith as a link in the grand chain. I don't like to rely on faith that's all.

      I am bothered more when I see arguments between the Creationists vs. the Scientists on this topic because it's so apples and oranges. The only question that link the 2 factions is "Where do we come from?" but that's exactly my point. Creationists will tell you with 100% confidence someone made us disregarding whether a non-questioning mind is good or not. While the Scientists will say, well we're not 100% sure but we have a Theory(TM). Which is all fine and dandy. But just don't argue over it. It's pointless if we're after mapping for mapping sake, knowledge for knowing, and links for linking, all without the underlying question. And this particular question will never be answered due to the problem with resolution in my previous post.

      Sorry for babbling.

  58. but the universe is only 10,000 years old! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great, just when I finally convince a bible thumper that while carbon 12 dating is flawed in precision, meaning you can't run a test and find out a rock is 400,000.058563 years old to be precise, the values is in relativity. We can clearly tell that one thing is about twice as old as another thing. Based on that and using it to compare items we know the precise ages of, we can then say that if a glass artifact we know to be from 1400bc is 1/10th the age of another item, then we know the other item is approximately 34,000 years old.

    So now he'll come back and say "Well, how far off did you say it really is?". Of course, when I've used the earlier logic to prove that dinosaurs are millions of years old, he told me that's only because God made it that way on purpose and it's not our job to question that.

    Crap, now I'll have to listen for a month about how I was wrong again. I'm not sure if I can take that much more of the thumpers, they're driving me nuts.

    BTW... Isn't it about time for a proper organized atheist religion? We can even have lobby groups that focus on trying to get the governments to try and make people think for themselves!

    1. Re:but the universe is only 10,000 years old! by mqduck · · Score: 1

      BTW... Isn't it about time for a proper organized atheist religion? We can even have lobby groups that focus on trying to get the governments to try and make people think for themselves! If you live in the US, you probably want American Atheists. Personally, I think viewing religion as a social evil (rather than a symptom) that needs to be attacked, like they do, is a mistake, but that's just me.
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  59. Only morons believe that humans came from monkeys by kalirion · · Score: 1

    If you think human beings evolved from monkeys, you need to have a little chat with The Librarian (and watch out for donkey carts.)

  60. You too would hate evolution... by ColonelPanic · · Score: 1

    ... if it had done as little for you as it did for Christians.

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  61. Thanks! by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Thanks--I had been wondering about how chromosome counts could change since I was in high school, and looking back, I'm really quite disappointed that my biology teacher didn't at least point me in the right direction when I asked. It's not so much that we had bad biology classes, but evolution was covered rather quickly; there was a unit on Punnett squares and Mendelian inheritance (I'm the blue-eyed child of two brown-eyed parents, which makes me a nifty example), and then there was a drawing of a phylogenetic tree, and then we were dissecting earthworms. It was all a bit of a blur.

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    1. Re:Thanks! by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I think you replied on the wrong post :) I also was thanking him for the great link.

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  62. Had a couple of typos - fixed them for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Religion doesn't need to be proven to those with an open mind. Life was created to fill in any ecological niche. Bacteria change almost before our eyes (as do viruses, though some say viruses aren't "alive"). Even multiple species can fill the same niche, as long as there is room for them. What we can only speculate on is whether there is another driver for faith in unproven ideas, perhaps a diabolical one. I think the real reason for studying the creation of man or any other species is to fill in the curiosity gaps.

  63. Really ? Are they split by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the Gonzales monkey business, I thought they were never split - just disguised with a suit and glasses.

  64. Precisely by rodentia · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In other words, what they are really afraid of is radical nihilism. This is more than just a blow to the ego. It's a question of whether it can be meaningfully said that such a thing as the ego exists.

    Exactly. But it is important to remember that *radical nihilism* is entirely a projection, a reaction formation. It does not follow from the premises, it is merely the most fearful and debilitating possibility.

    Consider that existentialism does not preclude the question of morality or ethical behavior. In many respects, it reifies these issues and constitutes them on a firm, immediate footing, absent onto-theological appeals. Many people are understandably uncomfortable with the idea that they are personally responsible for figuring out what is right and wrong. Most folks desire shared limits; desire the conceptual shorthand the Imago Dei offers, and the vast rubric of codes and norms erected (pun intended) in His name, or conditioned by His possibility.

    If God is dead, everything is permitted. --Sarte

    If God is dead, nothing is permitted. --Lacan

    In other words, any act must be justified for oneself and others without reference to an ontos, telos or theos. We are already outside the Law. We don't need permission, we need courage. We are struggling with the manifold symptoms of our collective historical experience.

    The question of the existence of a discrete human being as the basic unit of ethical discourse is an excellent one, but does not implicate the question of ego. Whether the accretion of ideas that represent *me* is an accurate representation of a unitary mind affiliated to a discrete physical being is entirely beside the question of ego. Ego happens the moment this accretion of ideas finds itself confronted by an other. Ego exists in differential relation to other, similar, egos.

    Enjoy your symptom!

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  65. Re:Consensus ? by Alsee · · Score: 1

    Wait -- I thought when there was scientific "consensus", continuing to do more research, investigation, and to continue question the prevailing assumptions was unnecessary and sign of an unhealthy "denialist"

    Well there's the problem! And with that mistaken thought cleared up, hopefully any other science issues will start falling into place for you.

    Someone who has studied physics (at minimum SOLID independent study of physics but prefrerably someone with a legitimate degree in the field) doing an experiment to test Relativity... or even to test some basic point of Chemistry... and submitting that work to legitimate scientific peer review... GOOD. Great! Fantastic even! Lots of scientists are testing and retesting relativity and evolution and everything else all the time.

    Someone with no education in physics and who doesn't know the difference between a pound and a kilogram, someone who goes on a scientifically illiterate rant "proving" that Relativity wrong because his watch doesn't slow down when he drives in reverse... and who posts his nonsense on the internet or runs some political lobbying campaign about it... that person gets insulted and riduculed mercillessly.

    Anyone with half a brain knows not to run around making wild claims about a subject they know nothing about.... knows not to run around saying all the experts in a field are wrong and stupid... when he hasn't studied the subject and doesn't understand the subject.

    I know about as much about car engine repair as I know about the space shuttle. I don't know next to squat about farming. My knowledge of quantum-chromo-dynamics isn't worth the paper it's not written on. There are a thousand areas where I am completely ignorant. If I go on some rant in one of those areas making horribly flawed arguments and claiming the actual experts in the field are all wrong, well then I expect and deserve to get my ass verbally handed to me.

    If you haven't studied quantum mechanics, if you don't understand the details of quantum mechanics, if you have a high school level education in physics supplemented by a Hollywood TV/Movie presentation of quantum mechanics, you know not to run off at the mouth making silly nonsensical claims that quantum mechanics is wrong and all the physicists are wrong and stupid, right? You wouldn't blame us for insulting you and laughing at you if you did that, right?

    Well why would it be any different in any other field? Why would it be any different in.... for example... biology?

    If someone's grasp of biology consists of a (likely politically crippled) high school level education in bio supplemented by a Hollywood TV/Movie presentation of evolution supplemented by a handful of largely-not-understood arguments from a junk anti-evolution website and they go on a rant that evolution is wrong and all the biologists are wrong and stupid (or claims that all biologists are in some evil Atheist conspiracy or something)... and they "prove" evolution is wrong by saying it violates the 2nd law of thermodynamics... well that's just plain wrong and scientifically illiterate. I mean, that 2nd law of thermodynamics argument is *SO* badly wrong that even AnswersInGenesis website has a page declaring it wrong! Well, that person is going to get ridiculed.

    Anything in science is open to two sorts of questions:
    (1) Admitting you don't know about something and having a genuine interest in learning... "Why do they say X? That seems wrong to me because Y".
    (2) Actually being an expert in the subject, and challenging consensus with productive debate with other experts in the subject.

    Engaging in a public relations campaign or in politics as a means to challenge genuine expert consensus... NO. That is bullshit. That is "denialist". If you think Relativity is wrong, or you think evolution is wrong, or you think cigarettes don't cause lung cancer, or you think humans aren't causing global warming, then it is not legitimate to spend millions on a public relations c

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  66. And your examples are where? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Punctuated equilibrium is a much better explanation than gradualism. However, textbooks still teach gradualism as "proven fact". It is one of the many non scientific things in the textbooks that are still in text books and any attempt to correct such errors is met with blind religious opposition.
    Wait, I thought that evolutionary biology was a church, according to you. What kind of a church can't even distribute its sacred texts reliably?

    Also, if a textbook states that a theory is "proven fact", then it's poorly written. Science isn't in the business of providing absolute proof.

    I'm just trying to follow your argument of reversible mutations. You have yet to point to an observed mutation that adds information, so until you give a specific, I'm sticking to my point.
    Gene duplication is well-known; gene duplication plus point mutations (also well-known) equals new genes. Both have been observed. I pointed to these things in the last post I made, and I'm pointing to them again now. What are you not getting?

    Yep. [Biology textbooks teaching recapitulation theory] are still in use. Keep in mind that as a religious tools it is very effective. Much more so than any actual science.
    Why is recapitulation theory effective "as a religious tools"? Why is it more effective (at what, exactly?) than modern results in evo-devo? And when are you going to actually provide an example of these textbooks you keep invoking?

    Try looking over the science text books in your area. You will see they are full of crap that has long been shown false. Try getting some of it corrected (I'm talking the real obvious stuff here not things still in flux). Let me know if you still think the same way.
    Textbooks are frequently not terribly good, but I think science texts are bad for the same reason that math texts are bad, and in the same way--they're written by committee, and the whole process is a damned racket designed to make the whole mess teacher-proof.

    But if you're trying to show that science textbooks are part of a massive conspiracy to cover up something (what, exactly?), you're going to have to do better than waving your hands. Specific examples, please--start with the "real obvious stuff".

    For real fun, try disagreeing with the anthropomorphic global warming crowd. I know people who have lost their job for doing good science simple because it did not agree with the prevailing opinions.
    Again, examples, please. If someone has good results that the establishment is covering up, I certainly want to hear about it.

    Also, that's anthropogenic, meaning human-caused; anthropomorphic means human-shaped, like Bugs Bunny.
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    1. Re:And your examples are where? by sedman · · Score: 1

      Wait, I thought that evolutionary biology was a church, according to you. What kind of a church can't even distribute its sacred texts reliably?

      You should really try to read what I wrote. Gradualism is what is being taught. It does not fit the fossil record. Trying to point that out will get you branded as a heretic. All I'm wanting is for "science" to clean house and at least abide by its own rules. I'm not trying to get science to agree with me, just to not make thinks up out of thin air and then teach it to my kids as a proven fact.

      Also, if a textbook states that a theory is "proven fact", then it's poorly written. Science isn't in the business of providing absolute proof.

      I agree, but that quality of text book seems to be quite common.

      Gene duplication is well-known; gene duplication plus point mutations (also well-known) equals new genes. Both have been observed. I pointed to these things in the last post I made, and I'm pointing to them again now. What are you not getting?

      Gene duplication is not new information, just a copy. What point mutation has created something new as opposed to removed something from the gene. If your new thing only comes from removing information, you will eventually end up with nothing.

      Why is recapitulation theory effective "as a religious tools"?

      Because if true, it would be observable evolution. That's why the hoax was created in the first place.

      Specific examples, please--start with the "real obvious stuff".

      Recapitulation theory is a pretty obvious one.

      Again, examples, please. If someone has good results that the establishment is covering up, I certainly want to hear about it.

      Pat Michaels is a good example.

  67. Agh; what a confusing heap. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I'm the him you thanked for the great link--that should have read "you're welcome" rather than "thanks". Egg on me.

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    1. Re:Agh; what a confusing heap. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I'm the him you thanked

      Doh! Can this get any dizzier? Wait.... don't answer that! Go away! Go awaaaaay!
      [[Alsee:Runs and hides]]

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  68. If you're to discuss the merits, why this thread? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    What's the point? There can be discussion, such as to how seriously people should take Bronze Age or Stone Age myths, histories, laws, prophecies, and philosophical and religious works.
    Well, yeah--the position taken by the commenters who you're disparaging is that they should be viewed as historically interesting, but certainly not some sort of special knowledge which has a magical claim on truth.

    We could even discuss the basis by which many people credit certain of those works to God and find a limitless source of enlightenment within them.
    Limitless enlightenment, eh? I suppose we could, but it's not that interesting a question--tradition and authority carry a lot of weight, and people essentially inherit their religion most of the time.

    Or we could ignore each other and not waste our time.
    You seem to have ignored most of the discussion in this thread, centering around the idea that creationism is ridiculous, and attempted to get some cheap martyrdom out of it. Why do you feel the need to waste your time?

    But those who just start ridiculing, even in the absence of even an attempted discussion, only cause mutual antagonism, and will themselves fail to be taken seriously by rel... people of faith.
    If you'd like to attempt discussion, there are plenty of other threads in this discussion that are focusing on the merits. You seem to be content to focus on the mockery in order to complain about it.

    And I assure you, no one in this thread is losing sleep over the idea that creationists won't take them seriously.

    As long as we agree that taking things too literally is deserving of ridicule. (PWNED! :-))
    Ah, the "I was kidding" defense, always a good fallback position when you're shown to be talking nonsense.
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  69. I'm still waiting. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    You should really try to read what I wrote. Gradualism is what is being taught. It does not fit the fossil record. Trying to point that out will get you branded as a heretic. All I'm wanting is for "science" to clean house and at least abide by its own rules. I'm not trying to get science to agree with me, just to not make thinks up out of thin air and then teach it to my kids as a proven fact.
    Somehow I doubt that. Please provide me with an example of someone attempting to point out that phyletic gradualism isn't well-supported and being "branded as a heretic" for their trouble. Please note that the basic idea goes back as far as Darwin, who wrote that "the periods during which species have undergone modification, though long as measured in years, have probably been short in comparison with the periods during which they retain the same form" in Origin of Species.

    Gene duplication is not new information, just a copy. What point mutation has created something new as opposed to removed something from the gene. If your new thing only comes from removing information, you will eventually end up with nothing.
    Did you read the "point mutation" link? I feel pedantic breaking it down this far for you yet again, but here goes.

    Point mutations do not add or remove anything. A point mutation changes one base pair in the genome. For instance, an 'A' becomes a 'G'. The reason that duplication is important is that while the point mutations may change the functionality of the second copy of the gene, the original functionality remains intact in the first copy.

    Appeals to "information" are popular among the intelligent design crowd, but they're not terribly relevant. A large heap of random noise is a lot of "information", but it's not terribly useful. The gene duplication event adds information, but the point mutations keep it constant--yet it's the point mutations following the duplication that create the new functionality in question.

    Because if true, [recapitulation theory] would be observable evolution. That's why the hoax was created in the first place.
    A hoax? Wait, you have evidence that recapitulation theory was the result of a conspiracy rather than scientists just plain getting it wrong and ignoring evidence that wasn't what they expected to find? Could you present this evidence?

    Recapitulation theory is a pretty obvious [example].
    And you'll be showing me a textbook that states that ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny when, exactly? A link to a description or review of a textbook would be fine.

    Pat Michaels is a good example.
    Pat Michaels who can't tell degrees from radians? Somehow I'm not impressed by his scholarship. He also appears to have a fat sinecure at the Cato Institute, and receives plenty of cheese from ExxonMobil and their subsidiaries. He also appears to be a research professor at the University of Virginia.

    You cited "people who have lost their job for doing good science simple because it did not agree with the prevailing opinions". Pat Michaels either fudged his numbers or is too incompetent to do them right--not very good science--and did not, it seems, lose his job. So, again.

    I know people who have lost their job for doing good science simple because it did not agree with the prevailing opinions.
    Please cite someone who's done good science which disagreed with the prevailing opinions on climate and lost their job for their troubles.
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    1. Re:I'm still waiting. by sedman · · Score: 1

      Somehow I doubt that. Please provide me with an example of someone attempting to point out that phyletic gradualism isn't well-supported and being "branded as a heretic" for their trouble.

      I suppose you won't accept that I've been on the receiving end of that. Or maybe you just figure I deserve it.

      Appeals to "information" are popular among the intelligent design crowd

      I guess we will simply have to disagree here. I can see that you are convinced that small hypothetical increments are more than enough to wipe out huge continuous destruction. This, to me, looks very much like faith.

      A hoax?

      Yep and dealt with by his peers within a pretty short time. This should never had made ANY text books.

      And you'll be showing me a textbook that states that ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny when, exactly?

      Well there is no chance that I will be able to remember what science book I had as a kid, but with some digging, I might be able to uncover which one my daughter was using a couple of years ago. It was still in that book.

      Somehow I'm not impressed by his scholarship.

      I will admit that I do not know him personally, but I am good friends with someone who does and is in his field (I will not mention who that is since he would probably like to keep his job) so I can't answer your list of his crimes. However, I will ask you if you have ever known of someone who has a bad reputation when looked up on the net that you know for a fact is made up of at best taking him out of context and and at worst pure lies? I know of a couple and to read about them on the net would leave me with a much worse opinion of them than deserved even when I don't agree with them. So unless you actually know (or know of) this person more directly, I will stick with what I hear from someone who does.

      BTW. Pat Michaels used to be state climatologist, so I would say he did lose his job.

  70. I'll reiterate the paper here, then. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Ah, sorry. Still, I don't see how that applies. ID claims that evolution by the neodarwinian mechanism couldn't have happened in specific cases, because past a certain point, no simplified forms of the structures in question could still be functional.

    The "irreducible complexity" idea, right. They've yet to actually find something that's irreducibly complex; in the meantime, the argument goes that as (random person) can't explain how x developed, then it must have been a wizard. This argument is actually made by some people; if you're not making it, then kindly ignore this part.

    You're saying the paper in the CB300 link is supposed to be evidence that it's possible for complex organs to evolve??? They made a trail of increasing rewards for increasingly complex logical operations, each within a couple of mutations of each other.

    No, they didn't. There aren't "logical operations" involved in the process at all; the operations in question were all simple, slight changes in phenotype which could be made gradually. (I don't know what you're referring to as "increasing rewards.)

    OF COURSE the program is going to follow the trail to the selected function. Saying that this is evidence of the possibility of complex organs evolving this way in actual organisms is circular logic or a straw man; as no one is denying that such evolutionary mechanism would work IF you had the breadcrumb trail in place, leading the way.

    The only "breadcrumb trail" involved is a selection for better-functioning eyes. Here, I'll reiterate the point for you.

    The eye is a complex organ. To show that the fish eye (our eyes are variants of that basic type) could have arisen from simpler organs, we show a path consisting or arbitrarily small steps which go from a light-sensitive patch to the fluid-filled "camera eye" that we use. Each step consists of a kind of variation which is observed as part of the variety of any given species (a body part is slightly longer, or slightly curvier, or thicker, or thinner), and in each step, the variation slightly improves the quality of vision. Furthermore, we can look at existing animals and see various stages of the proposed path in nature (for example, the nautilus has a pinhole-camera type of eye, with no lens), which provides evidence that not only is the path a possible one, it may in fact be the path that the ancestral eye took to get to where it is now in humans.

    Evidence that actual organs could possibly evolve by a given mechanism would first require modeling DNA to morphology, something that, AFAIK hasn't even been done yet in any meaningful way.

    While morphogenesis is a fascinating and darned complex topic, the only thing that needs to be understood here is that a change in genotype causes (through an arbitrarily complex system of feedback loops, agonists and antagonists) a change in phenotype. This has been known since the genome was discovered in the first place. While it's certainly an important question as to how DNA influences morphology (and there's some really nifty work involving Hox genes which explains a good part of it), it's not in question that it does.

    To take a page straight from The Extended Phenotype, if a change in a beaver's genome makes the beaver more likely to build a better dam, then we can legitimately say that the gene is "for" dam-building, even if we know absolutely nothing about how it works--we know only that it does.

    Of course there's scientific proof. It can never rise to the level of mathematic proof, of course, but it's still called proof. If you molecularly model a simple bacterium on a supercomputer and let it evolve by random mutation and natural selection, and it spontaneously develops photosynthesis or turns multicellular, then you have proof that it's possible, and extraordinarily strong evidence that it probably did happen that way.

    Cla

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  71. Re:If you're to discuss the merits, why this threa by E++99 · · Score: 1

    Well, yeah--the position taken by the commenters who you're disparaging is that they should be viewed as historically interesting, but certainly not some sort of special knowledge which has a magical claim on truth.

    Yeah, so why not try to defend their position. If it's a reasonable position, why should that be hard to do? Are these "commenters" so mentally incompetent that they can only resort to mocking?

    Limitless enlightenment, eh? I suppose we could, but it's not that interesting a question--tradition and authority carry a lot of weight, and people essentially inherit their religion most of the time.

    Ah, one of the central mythologies of atheism: Religious people essentially inherit their religion, and those who don't... well, it's best to pretend they don't exist.

    If you'd like to attempt discussion, there are plenty of other threads in this discussion that are focusing on the merits. You seem to be content to focus on the mockery in order to complain about it.

    No, actually, there are not. That's my point. There is virtually nothing on the subject except childishness. I'm writing to advocate for reasoned discourse, as well as for a modicum of civility.

    Ah, the "I was kidding" defense, always a good fallback position when you're shown to be talking nonsense.

    Are you serious? I say that these people "seem to be capable of thinking about nothing else," and you believe yourself to have "shown that I was talking nonsense," by pointing out that they do at times think of other things? Really? Maybe English is your second language, in which case you might want to read up on usage and rhetorical style most common to the language. You might find idiom, figure of speech, metaphor, and hyperbole of interest.
  72. Mod parent up - very informative by Eivind+Eklund · · Score: 1
    Thanks for posting this. That's a very good description, and brought to focus things which I only sort of half-knew.

    Eivind.

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  73. Go to another thread. Seriously. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Yeah, so why not try to defend their position. If it's a reasonable position, why should that be hard to do? Are these "commenters" so mentally incompetent that they can only resort to mocking?
    No; your positions deserve mockery, and it's fun to do, which is why they get mocked. How exactly would one defend that position? Either you believe it or you don't; there's nothing to do other than state it, which I've just done--therefore, "these commenters" (that would be me) aren't so mentally incompetent that they can only resort to mocking.

    Ah, one of the central mythologies of atheism: Religious people essentially inherit their religion, and those who don't... well, it's best to pretend they don't exist.
    But I didn't say that. I said that people tend to take after the beliefs of their parents; do you dispute this? Do you think I'm unaware of the existence of converts? How am I pretending that they don't exist?

    No, actually, there are not. That's my point. There is virtually nothing on the subject except childishness. I'm writing to advocate for reasoned discourse, as well as for a modicum of civility.
    You've gone looking for something offensive, and now that your delicate sensibilities have been offended, you're clutching your pearls and going on about how impolite everyone else is. Other threads discuss the merits. You chose to respond to the snarky one.

    Are you serious? I say that these people "seem to be capable of thinking about nothing else," and you believe yourself to have "shown that I was talking nonsense," by pointing out that they do at times think of other things? Really? Maybe English is your second language, in which case you might want to read up on usage and rhetorical style most common to the language. You might find idiom, figure of speech, metaphor, and hyperbole of interest.
    To be fair, it's not just your "seem to be capable of thinking about nothing else" that was nonsense--while there's a fair amount of snark, there are plenty of threads, such as the one I linked above, that aren't just devoted to being crabby--it's also your complaint that nobody will correspond with you civilly which is addressed to me while I'm doing exactly that; it's your failure to read what I actually wrote in favor of a caricature of your own design ("people take after their parents' religion" "so you're saying that no one ever converts?"); it's this weird idea that you're some kind of island of civility in a sea of savagery.

    If you want to discuss the merits, go to another thread. Maybe the one I linked, maybe another one. If you're just here to complain, by all means, stay here. But at least be honest about it.
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  74. I'm *still* waiting. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    I suppose you won't accept that I've been on the receiving end of that. Or maybe you just figure I deserve it.
    No; I'm just hesitant to take "some guy on Slashdot said it" as a reliable source of information. No offense, but I can tell you I'm a six foot tall cowboy ninja with chainsaws for hands; that doesn't really demonstrate anything.

    I guess we will simply have to disagree here. I can see that you are convinced that small hypothetical increments are more than enough to wipe out huge continuous destruction. This, to me, looks very much like faith.
    "Huge continuous destruction?" What huge continuous destruction? And how are mutations hypothetical? The average human carries several hundred new ones.

    Yep and dealt with by his peers within a pretty short time. This should never had made ANY text books.
    You've yet to show that it actually has.

    Well there is no chance that I will be able to remember what science book I had as a kid, but with some digging, I might be able to uncover which one my daughter was using a couple of years ago. It was still in that book.
    If it's so common, you should be able to find a textbook which makes this claim. Heck, you should be able to find a critical essay with examples somewhere on the web. Please do link me.

    I will admit that I do not know [Pat Michaels] personally, but I am good friends with someone who does and is in his field (I will not mention who that is since he would probably like to keep his job) so I can't answer your list of his crimes.
    What does your knowing someone who knows Pat Michaels have to do with your addressing my opinion of him?

    However, I will ask you if you have ever known of someone who has a bad reputation when looked up on the net that you know for a fact is made up of at best taking him out of context and and at worst pure lies? I know of a couple and to read about them on the net would leave me with a much worse opinion of them than deserved even when I don't agree with them. So unless you actually know (or know of) this person more directly, I will stick with what I hear from someone who does.
    Do you dispute that Michaels displayed incompetent scholarship in the degrees/radians case? Do you dispute that he receives mad cheese from ExxonMobil? Do you dispute that he occupies a generously-compensated position at the Cato Institute? These are not abstract issues which can't be understood by laypeople.

    BTW. Pat Michaels used to be state climatologist, so I would say he did lose his job.
    There was never a provision for a state climatologist. The Secretary of the Commonwealth clarified that. He's employed by the University of Virginia in the same position he's always occupied, and he's listed at stateclimate.org representing Virginia. In summary, Virginia does not have, nor have they ever had, a state climatologist, but the closest thing they have has been and is Pat Michaels. There's not a shred of evidence that he's "[lost] his job" here.

    Where on earth do you get these ideas?
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    1. Re:I'm *still* waiting. by sedman · · Score: 1

      "Huge continuous destruction?"

      Yep, mutations are mostly harmful and as you point out, we have lots of them. Every mechanism we know of for random mutations is most likely going to destroy not create. Kind of like shooting letters out of a shotgun at a newspaper, you are not going to be fixing things (oh wait, maybe a newspaper is a bad example, how about substituting your favorite book). The faster the rate of mutations, the more destruction. You postulate that small non destructive changes add up to create new things. You need lots of time for this to even sound reasonable. Oops, now you are talking gradualism. Gradualism is not supported by the fossil record. Punctuated equilibrium drastically reduces the amount of time you have for this to take place, so much so that none of the intermediate species end up in the fossil record.

      So your believing in some sort of magical pony (or whatever it is you want to substitute) that comes down and produces a large number of beneficial mutations in a short period of time sounds a lot more like a religious conviction than science.

      You've yet to show that it actually has.

      Read up on Wilhelm His.

      What does your knowing someone who knows Pat Michaels have to do with your addressing my opinion of him?

      The same way you wont accept the word of some guy on slashdot, I'm not going to take the internet as a source over more direct knowledge. We are talking about a "heretic" who dared to question the holy doctrine about global warming. It does not surprise me that any (possibly every) mistake he ever made is published and magnified.

  75. You're still wrong, and now repeating yourself. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Yep, mutations are mostly harmful and as you point out, we have lots of them.

    No, most mutations are neutral, not harmful. Harmful mutations are selected against; beneficial mutations are selected for; that's what selection means.

    Every mechanism we know of for random mutations is most likely going to destroy not create.

    I just outlined mechanisms for random mutations, pointing out that some destroy and some create. Are you paying attention or just repeating yourself?

    You postulate that small non destructive changes add up to create new things. You need lots of time for this to even sound reasonable. Oops, now you are talking gradualism.

    No, this isn't gradualism. Mutations occur at roughly the same rate whether or not a species is undergoing change (you can breed fast-mutating strains, but that's not the point); the difference is that where in a species at equilibrium any change away from that equilibrium will decrease its fitness, in a species in flux (say, during a migration event), this will not hold true, and the species will change.

    I can't find my source for this, and I do apologize--I'm still looking, and I'll post it when I get it--but the average rates of phenotypic change over the long term seen in the fossil record are far, far slower than those seen in the short term when a population migrates into a new region, or when it's subjected to some new strongly selective pressure.

    Gradualism is not supported by the fossil record. Punctuated equilibrium drastically reduces the amount of time you have for this to take place, so much so that none of the intermediate species end up in the fossil record.

    Yes; that's a darned shame. Of course, there are plenty of fossil transitions above the species level. Luckily we can see what you term "intermediate species" in the wild today in the form of ring species; these cover a span of space rather than time, but the idea is the same--a continuum of organisms reaching from one form that's certainly in one species to a form that's certainly in another.

    So your believing in some sort of magical pony (or whatever it is you want to substitute) that comes down and produces a large number of beneficial mutations in a short period of time sounds a lot more like a religious conviction than science.

    You're not paying attention. The mutation rate stays largely constant, and whether or not a mutation is beneficial depends on the environment. In a new environment, more novel mutations will be beneficial, but that's a function of the environment, not a function of the way the species works.

    [Re: Haeckel's drawings] Read up on Wilhelm His.

    The guy who had a feud with Haeckel and called him a fraud? What about him? All I found was a quote in which Haeckel defends his drawings as being diagrammatic rather than strictly representational, and as being a fair representation of the features depicted. Where's the fraud?

    And when are you going to find me one of those textbooks which describes the biogenetic law as fact?

    The same way you wont accept the word of some guy on slashdot, I'm not going to take the internet as a source over more direct knowledge.

    I won't accept the word of some guy on Slashdot because I have no way of verifying it. (I'm seven feet tall and can shoot blue hadoken from my furious fists!) I'm not asking you to take "the internet" as a source, and I ask--again!--what you're disputing. The guy receives significant compensation from ExxonMobil and the Cato Institute, and did not lose his job for being "a heretic".

    We are talking about a "heretic" wh

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    1. Re:You're still wrong, and now repeating yourself. by sedman · · Score: 1

      ...or when it's subjected to some new strongly selective pressure.

      Wow, it's hard to know where to start... You've got quite a few assumptions going on here that can't be substantiated. You do a good job of simply stating them as fact.

      You do realize that selective pressure reduces genetic diversity, right?

      there are plenty of fossil transitions above the species level.

      Or, they could just be other species. There is nothing showing that these are transitional, it is simply an assumption.

      Where's the fraud?

      I will take the same out you did, I can't currently find the article that talks about his censure, so I will post more when I find it.

      And when are you going to find me one of those textbooks which describes the biogenetic law as fact?

      To be honest, I have not looked for a name yet. Almost every textbook I have looked at in the last 20+ years since I have been in school has had it. This includes the ones my children have been using. So based on my experience, it certainly looks universal. If you know that the schools in your area don't teach with such garbage, consider yourself lucky.

      The guy receives significant compensation from ExxonMobil and the Cato Institute

      So is it only corporate money that make scientists bad, or does all money come with certain expectations? If it is all money, I guess researchers will have to fund themselves before we can believe them. If you think government money does not influence the outcome, you must not be around the academic community much.

  76. Post the names of the textbooks. Do it. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Wow, it's hard to know where to start...
    At the risk of sounding like a broken record, you could start by providing an example of someone doing good climate science who lost their job because they published good science that went against the consensus. You could start by pointing to a modern textbook which espoused Haeckel's recapitulation theory.

    You've got quite a few assumptions going on here that can't be substantiated. You do a good job of simply stating them as fact.
    If there's something you think I can't substantiate, please do point it out and I'll do my best to explain.

    You do realize that selective pressure reduces genetic diversity, right?
    That's a bit vague, and I'm not sure how it's relevant. Could you back up this claim, and explain how it applies?

    [Transitions above the species level] could just be other species. There is nothing showing that these are transitional, it is simply an assumption.
    What are you talking about? There exist fossils which show characteristics intermediate between those in two well-defined groups; this is what being a "transitional form" means. Yes, these forms are "other species"; organisms are categorized into species. What are you trying to say?

    There is a good explanation of what transitional forms are on Wikipedia; there's a very, very long list of the fossils outlining various transitions here.

    I will take the same out you did, I can't currently find the article that talks about his censure, so I will post more when I find it.
    The set of links to measured rates of phenotypic change (an average of 0.6 darwins in the fossil record; up to 100,000 darwins in an experimental setting) is collected here. I look forward to seeing your evidence that Haeckel's drawings made it into textbooks. How we got to discussing Haeckel's motivations is beyond me, but I'm more interested in your original assertion that recapitulation theory is being taught in textbooks as some kind of dogmatic truth.

    To be honest, I have not looked for a name yet. Almost every textbook I have looked at in the last 20+ years since I have been in school has had it.
    And yet you can't point to a single one, despite having spent so much time looking at them.

    This includes the ones my children have been using. So based on my experience, it certainly looks universal. If you know that the schools in your area don't teach with such garbage, consider yourself lucky.
    I've been out of high school for some years now, and I don't have children attending. Schools in my area could be teaching phlogiston theory, for all I know. You're the one claiming some kind of knowledge, and you're the one that keeps weaseling out of providing any sort of actual evidence. Could you give me the titles and primary authors of your childrens' textbooks?

    Do it. You've been dancing around backing up your outrageous claims for this entire thread. Jonathan Wells has made his bones claiming that textbooks teach Haeckel's theory; he's wrong. Either back up your claim with evidence or retract it.

    So is it only corporate money that make scientists bad, or does all money come with certain expectations? If it is all money, I guess researchers will have to fund themselves before we can believe them. If you think government money does not influence the outcome, you must not be around the academic community much.
    Who are you responding to? I pointed out that Pat Michaels is doing rather well for himself, and he certainly hasn't lost his job for his views on climate. I didn't say anything about how his reliance on industry funds might affect his research. You must be replying to a different commenter of the same name. In the meantime, either back up or retract your assertion.
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    1. Re:Post the names of the textbooks. Do it. by sedman · · Score: 1

      You could start by pointing to a modern textbook which espoused Haeckel's recapitulation theory.

      My daughter said is had elephants on the cover and biology in the title. I'm not planning on stopping by her school just to look it up for you.

      If there's something you think I can't substantiate, please do point it out and I'll do my best to explain.

      You can't substantiate that there are intermediate species in the fossil record. Only that there are ones that look like they could be

      You can't substantiate that there has been a constant rate of mutations. The best you can do is to say we have observed a constant rate. That tells us until about the past.

      You can't substantiate that your living intermediates are intermediate.

      That's a bit vague, and I'm not sure how it's relevant. Could you back up this claim, and explain how it applies?

      Now you're just making me tired...

      You can't select for something that is not there. The way you describe it, natural selection is your magical pony that is changing animals from one species to another. It certainly sounded like you said things are mutating without visible change until natural selection comes by and changes them. Turning non visible changes into visible ones with natural selection is definitely a faith statement.

      With all the different ways we have observed the removal of genetic diversity vs. the lack of ways we have seen an increase in genetic diversity, it takes some pretty powerful faith to believe things will continue to gain complexity over time. But I bet you are a kick in Los Vegas (If I play just a little longer, I will win big...)

  77. This is getting ridiculous. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    My daughter said is had elephants on the cover and biology in the title. I'm not planning on stopping by her school just to look it up for you.

    Well, that's just about as vague as possible. You claim that recapitulation theory is everywhere, but can't come up with an example. Use the internet. Go ahead. I'll wait. Or, heck, as it's now the weekend, ask her to borrow the book and copy out the portion of the text that you think supports recapitulation.

    You can't substantiate that there are intermediate species in the fossil record. Only that there are ones that look like they could be

    I'm not sure what you're asking me for. Here's how we got here:

    The theory of evolution predicts that organisms of one sort give rise, through successive modifications, to clearly different organisms. There is therefore a prediction that organisms with characteristics which are sort of like one and sort of like the other will be found. I point out that numerous such organisms appear in the fossil record... and your response is that they might be unrelated. How does that have any relevance to the original prediction, and how is that possibility more likely?

    You can't substantiate that there has been a constant rate of mutations. The best you can do is to say we have observed a constant rate. That tells us until about the past.

    Quite right. Just because things fall down today, it doesn't mean they didn't fall up yesterday. Of course, it seems a bit more likely that they fell down as well yesterday, and getting back to the point, the mechanisms which cause mutation aren't a new thing. The observed rates of mutation in organisms today lead to various kinds of phenotypic change over time--the same kind of phenotypic change we've seen in the past. It seems reasonable to infer that mutation rates work similarly when we can't see them to when we can, and the "molecular clock" based on mutation rates syncs up rather well with the fossil record. What's your explanation for why this is all wrong?

    You can't select for something that is not there. The way you describe it, natural selection is your magical pony that is changing animals from one species to another.

    No, it's not. You haven't been paying attention. Here, I'll reiterate.

    Natural selection acts on variation which has already been introduced into the gene pool through random mutation. The question of when a new species emerges is generally answered by seeing whether or not an individual from one population is reproductively isolated from another. If they aren't alive at the same time, this experiment can't be done, but you can unequivocally state that two living organisms belong to different species. Speciation doesn't occur unless the population is split for some reason, and the populations diverge due to selection or drift or a combination of the two.

    Where do you see "magical pony" in that?

    It certainly sounded like you said things are mutating without visible change until natural selection comes by and changes them. Turning non visible changes into visible ones with natural selection is definitely a faith statement.

    When did I say that things were mutating without visibile change unless "natural selection comes by and changes them"? How did you get that out of what I said? Where did I distinguish between "non visible changes" and "visible ones"? Visible to who? What are you even talking about?

    Most mutations are neutral, which means that natural selection doesn't act on them. Some changes increase fitness (which is a function of both the organism and its environment); some decrease it. These are the mutations on which natural selection operates. According to the theory of punctuated equilibrium, in a population which in equilibrium--no new predators, no new prey, nothing changing--it will find a local maximum of the fitness function and stay there;

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    1. Re:This is getting ridiculous. by sedman · · Score: 1

      You claim that recapitulation theory is everywhere

      I claim that it is still in text books. I don't see any value in going to my daughter's school and looking up the textbooks to simply have you claim that you don't believe it is being used (after all, I'm just some guy on slashdot). My point is made by the fact that even though it was known to be bad in the 1800s, it has been in text books throughout the 1900s (certainly until the the later half when I was in school) so it was clearly not there for its scientific merit. Adding a data point or two in the 2000s, is simply icing that is not worth any effort on my part to go for.

      How does that have any relevance to the original prediction, and how is that possibility more likely?

      And since there is no way to falsify the finding, using it as evidence is more wishful thinking than science. In fact, this kind of thinking throughout "science" is a big part of why I think it is far more of a religion than science.

      What's your explanation for why this is all wrong?

      I never said it was wrong, it may even be right, but YOU have know way to know other than your faith.

      Natural selection acts on variation which has already been introduced into the gene pool through random mutation.

      I'm glad we agree here. Now we are back to the problem of gradualism and the fact that the fossil record does not support it. Constant mutations (your contention). Lots of time (your contention). Will show up in the fossil record as changing species. In fact, there should be more intermediate species than anything else. Too bad that's not the case.

      When did I say that things were mutating without visibile change

      When you were trying to explain why punctuated equilibrium did not require a large number of beneficial mutations to happen in a very short period of time.

      And what does any of that have to do with complexity

      That is actually a good question. I don't think much of anything we have talked about has really addressed complexity, yet without increasing complexity, you don't have evolution.

      Please explain the relevance of your analogy.

      Mutations, like the house in Las Vegas, have the odds all on one side. We have lots of ways to remove diversity and damage organisms, and not much in the way of increasing complexity and diversity. The house always wins in the long run.

      Well as much fun as this has been, I don't see that we are likely to agree on anything. However, I do want to thank you. Before this thread, I believed that people who recognized the fact that gradualism is not supported in the fossil record and saw punctuated equilibrium as a better fit were probably doing a better job of dealing with the evidence. I don't think I was right on that one. In your case, you seem to be using punctuated equilibrium to conveniently ignore the problems with gradualism without really needing to change anything.

  78. I think we've all learned something today. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    I claim that [recapitulation theory] is still in text books. I don't see any value in going to my daughter's school and looking up the textbooks to simply have you claim that you don't believe it is being used (after all, I'm just some guy on slashdot).

    Which is why I listed a few ways in which you could back up your claim, by, for instance, referring to some bit of information that we could both access... which you've refused to do.

    My point is made by the fact that even though it was known to be bad in the 1800s, it has been in text books throughout the 1900s (certainly until the the later half when I was in school) so it was clearly not there for its scientific merit. Adding a data point or two in the 2000s, is simply icing that is not worth any effort on my part to go for.

    But you don't have any data points. I'm not asking you for icing; I'm asking you to provide a cake in the first place. I have a sneaking suspicion that if you look at what the textbooks actually say, they state that common features in embryology reflect a common ancestry, not that the embryo passes through its entire evolutionary history as it grows.

    And since there is no way to falsify the finding, using it as evidence is more wishful thinking than science. In fact, this kind of thinking throughout "science" is a big part of why I think it is far more of a religion than science.

    Of course the prediction could be falsified. We could fail to observe the rates of phenotypic change required for evolution in experiments, but we don't. We could find rates of change in the fossil record that far exceed the rates we can produce in the lab; we don't.

    I never said it was wrong, it may even be right, but YOU have know way to know other than your faith.

    I just threw a heap of evidence at you, and you're claiming that this is nothing but faith, without bothering to explain what part of the chain of evidence doesn't hold up in your estimation.

    I'm glad we agree here. Now we are back to the problem of gradualism and the fact that the fossil record does not support it. Constant mutations (your contention). Lots of time (your contention). Will show up in the fossil record as changing species. In fact, there should be more intermediate species than anything else. Too bad that's not the case.

    The fossil record doesn't support gradualism. Gradualism hasn't been part of evolutionary theory for many years now. Why are you harping on the idea that it is?

    The rate of mutation is relatively constant. Whether or not those mutations are selected changes based on the environment; if the environment is static, the population won't change. If the environment is changing, the population will select new genes which, in a static environment, wouldn't have conferred an advantage over the genes that were there in the first place.

    [When did I say that things were mutating without visibile change] When you were trying to explain why punctuated equilibrium did not require a large number of beneficial mutations to happen in a very short period of time.

    The same number of mutations happen whether or not a species is undergoing change; the difference is in whether or not the change is selected. Whether or not a change is beneficial depends on the environment that the organism inhabits. Is there something about this that I'm not stating clearly?

    I don't think much of anything we have talked about has really addressed complexity, yet without increasing complexity, you don't have evolution.

    This sounds like you're talking about an increase in information. I wrote about that six posts ago; was there something I didn't cover then?

    Mutations, like the house in Las Vegas, have the odds all on one side. We h

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    1. Re:I think we've all learned something today. by sedman · · Score: 1

      But you don't have any data points.

      OK. My datapoints were from my experience (which you conveniently refuse to accept). So I have done a google search (just like you could have). And what do you know, the first two links are pretty interesting. One is wikipedia where the google cache still show a statement backing up what I said (edited out in August). The second lists several books including ones published in the 2000s (this was actually a surprise to me, I figured by now that practice would be over).

      The search I did was "recapitulation in textbooks" The second link is

      http://www.discovery.org/scripts/viewDB/index.php? command=view&id=3935&program=CSC%20-%20Science%20a nd%20Education%20Policy%20-%20News%20and%20Article s#text5

      Of course the prediction could be falsified.

      Let me be a little more specific. If there are multiple reasonable explanations for what is observed, there needs to be a way to choose between them. Otherwise, all you have is your faith that your interpretation is correct. At least with gradualism, the expected results would have been hard to explain any other way, but the fossil record does not support it.

      Why are you harping on the idea that it is?

      Because your view is basically gradualism. Gradualism is also what is taught in schools, but we have long since gotten off of the original topic.

      if the environment is static, the population won't change.

      And once again, you are using selection as a magical pony. Change happens with mutation. Consistent change throughout a population happens with selection. You can't have change without it showing up (at least not with the time frame you are postulating). Selection only selects for things that are there.

      Pat Michaels point which got dropped

      Actually, you were the one who did not answer the question about money and its influence.

      The fact that anyone not supporting evolution results in them being labeled as a heretic can be seen your assumptions about my beliefs and your derisive comments about them in the early posts. In fact, you appeared so blinded by your incredulity, that you kept thinking I was saying things that I was not.

      As far as the "I won", I would not claim that without you acknowledging that you are at least being inconsistent. The fact that you cant see that you are still espousing gradualism, is pretty depressing especially since you sounded like someone who was trying to be consistent.

  79. But I didn't say any of that. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    OK. My datapoints were from my experience (which you conveniently refuse to accept).

    I also conveniently explained why--as I've said at least twice before, I have the sneaking suspicion that you've confused evo-devo for recapitulation theory. I'm not interested in just taking your word for things.

    So I have done a google search (just like you could have). And what do you know, the first two links are pretty interesting. One is wikipedia where the google cache still show a statement backing up what I said (edited out in August).

    What was your google search? I assume you're talking about this edit, yes? The one where the statement was removed because no one could provide evidence to back it up?

    The second lists several books including ones published in the 2000s (this was actually a surprise to me, I figured by now that practice would be over).

    Be still, my heart--after all this excuse-making, you're presenting actual evidence? The evidence doesn't actually say what you claim it does, but it's way better than just complaining that I won't take your word for it.

    But at least we have a list... a list which points out places where Haeckel's drawings or similar ones are used, not a list of textbooks which state recapitulation theory. In fact, none of them do. Textbooks I and II in that list state that "the biogenic law is not literally true", but rather, "the embryonic stages of a particular vertebrate often reflect the embryonic stages of that vertebrate's ancestors", which is true. (The biogenic law would state that earlier stages of a later organism uniformly repeated the later stages of an earlier organism, which is false.) Textbook III states that in many cases organisms reflect the state of their ancestors during development (bones that will later fuse initially are separate, for instance), but that it's "certainly not an infallible guide to phylogenetic history". Textbooks IV through X don't even discuss the theory.

    I can understand how the statements "embryonic organisms frequently resemble their ancestors' embryonic forms" and "organisms relive their evolutionary history through their morphogenesis" might seem similar. Here's a good summary of the differences, if you're still confused about the concept.

    Let me be a little more specific. If there are multiple reasonable explanations for what is observed, there needs to be a way to choose between them.

    Well, yes; that's why we have falsifiability and Occam's Razor.

    Otherwise, all you have is your faith that your interpretation is correct. At least with gradualism, the expected results would have been hard to explain any other way, but the fossil record does not support it.

    Yes, the fossil record doesn't support gradualism; that's why it's a discarded theory. Punctuated equilibrium fits the evidence better. What exactly requires faith here? The theory makes plenty of falsifiable predictions, some of which I've outlined above, the results of which turned out to support the theory.

    Because your view is basically gradualism. Gradualism is also what is taught in schools, but we have long since gotten off of the original topic.

    No, my view is not basically gradualism. I keep trying to explain what punctuated equilibrium is, and you keep saying that it's the same as gradualism. In gradualism, phenotypic change takes place at a uniform rate; in punctuated equilibrium, it happens quickly over relatively short periods. Do you see the difference? How is my view "basically gradualism"?

    And once again, you are using selection as a magical pony. Change happens with mutation. Consistent

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    1. Re:But I didn't say any of that. by sedman · · Score: 1

      Well, yes; that's why we have falsifiability and Occam's Razor.

      And you don't have either unless somehow it is simpler to explain that one species evolved into another without leaving a trace in the fossil record than to say that it is simply a different species.

      The theory makes plenty of falsifiable predictions,

      I did a poor job here of explaining my position. If the predictions made were not found, yes that would have falsified it. However, the predictions were sufficiently vague as to be easily explainable with multiple reasonable theories. There is nothing specific enough to select between those theories.

      How is my view "basically gradualism"?
      mutations appear at a relatively constant rate.
      A population in equilibrium will not select for new mutations.

      You seem to have a very poor grasp of how selection works. I would suggest taking up a hobby like raising rabbits or some other fast breeding animal so that you can see selection in action. In the mean time, I will state it again, you can't select for what is not there. I tried to show the silliness of your argument by showing that you using invisible mutation that were magically becoming visible. Your answer appears to be no, they become phenotypic.

      Sigh....

      Jumping up and down saying "I don't believe in gradualism" does not change the fact that you are describing either gradualism or a magical pony to ignore the fact that you are describing gradualism.

      You pretended that I'd said that it was "only corporate money

      Looking back over the posts, it seems I over reacted to your mad cheese comment and assumed you were joining the media (and much of slashdot) in discounting anything funded by a corporation.

      However, Pat did loose his job as climatologist. Your belief that it had nothing to do with his views is something I probably can't change your mind on.

      certainly not starving on the street.

      Which is not something I ever said was the case.

      wasn't much of a heretic who'd suffered for speaking truth to power,

      There are many things that are now closed to him (including some government funding sources) because of his views.

      Did you somehow miss that?

      Actually, I think I forgot it. Looking back, I see we were at cross purposes each arguing against what the other person was not saying.

      is very high in periods of upheaval (migration or environmental change) and practically nonexistent at times of stasis.

      Any yet somehow there is something to select for.

      What assumptions did I make about your beliefs? In my original reply

      The "bothers my Jesus" bit does make my point.

      explain how or where I've stated that the rate of phenotypic change is constant

      You have not directly stated that. However, you have described things so that you either have to accept that or call upon your magical pony.

  80. We've been over most of this before. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    And you don't have either [falsifiability or Occam's Razor] unless somehow it is simpler to explain that one species evolved into another without leaving a trace in the fossil record than to say that it is simply a different species.

    But that doesn't make any sense. We have instances where one species evolved into another, but we can still see the intermediates because they're still around due to an odd semi-isolation of the population's habitat; they're called ring species. (I mentioned ring species previously.) If you ignore the intermediates, the endpoints of ring species look, both genetically and macroscopically, like a pair of closely related species. In the instances where we can see the intermediates, they turn out to be closely related. When we use the same genetic techniques that tell us how closely individuals of the same species are related, they tell us that the descendants of this common ancestor are more closely related than individuals of more distant species.

    And as I said previously (and you never followed up on): There exist fossils which show characteristics intermediate between those in two well-defined groups; this is what being a "transitional form" means. Yes, these forms are "other species"; organisms are categorized into species. What are you trying to get at?

    I did a poor job here of explaining my position. If the predictions made were not found, yes that would have falsified it. However, the predictions were sufficiently vague as to be easily explainable with multiple reasonable theories. There is nothing specific enough to select between those theories.

    Explain how the theory of punctuated equilibrium would have "easily explained" it if high rates of phenotypic change were never observed in the wild, or if they could not be produced in the lab, or if rates of phenotypic change appeared in the fossil record which exceeded what could be produced in the lab.

    [How is my view "basically gradualism"?] mutations appear at a relatively constant rate. A population in equilibrium will not select for new mutations.

    Gradualism refers to a constant rate in the change of form. I'm writing about a relatively constant rate in the change of genes; selection acts on the population to keep the form (and the genes responsible for it) in equilibrium because differing forms are less fit for a population in equilibrium. (Note that neutral mutations accumulate at a relatively constant rate, as they're not subject to the selective pressure.)

    You seem to have a very poor grasp of how selection works. I would suggest taking up a hobby like raising rabbits or some other fast breeding animal so that you can see selection in action.

    What would raising rabbits teach me, out of curiosity?

    In the mean time, I will state it again, you can't select for what is not there. I tried to show the silliness of your argument by showing that you using invisible mutation that were magically becoming visible. Your answer appears to be no, they become phenotypic.

    "Phenotypic" isn't a kind of mutation. An organism's genotype is the content of its genes; this is what mutation acts on. An organism's phenotype is the product of the combination of those genes and the environment. It's possible to change the former without changing the latter--as I pointed out previously, most mutations are neutral.

    However, Pat did loose his job as climatologist.

    As I said before, he's still listed as representing Virginia, and he's still employed by the same University that he was at previously. (The state never

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    1. Re:We've been over most of this before. by sedman · · Score: 1

      Gradualism refers to a constant rate in the change of form. I'm writing about a relatively constant rate in the change of genes;

      This really sums up the problem. I know what you said and I even think I know what you think is happening.

      I will state it one more time, but after that I'm done. I have better things to do.

      You can't select for what's not there. If the form can be selected for, the form is there. That means the mutations introduced the form into some percentage of the population.

      If the form is not already expressed, that form will not have any fitness advantage and won't be selected for. This is why I suggested you breed rabbits. Hands on with selection will give you a much better understanding of the process.

      So if it make you feel better to say you won, fine. I'm done beating my head against this particular wall, but I am more convinced than I was at the start about evolution being a faith thing only now I'm including punctuated equilibrium.

      I see that you didn't reply to that bit; did you somehow miss what I'd said?

      I Misunderstood what you were saying. Since my friend referred to his losing that position, I assumed you were saying he lost it based on a technicality. For my own edification, I will follow up with my friend and see if I misunderstood something.

      For another example (though I don't know of anyone who has lost their job from this yet) consider what that weather channel person was saying about global warming and any weatherman who did not believe it needing to loose their license. You will have to do your own google search if you don't remember what I'm talking about. That one has all the earmarks of offended religion.

      Please explain your characterization of the process of selection as a "magical pony".

      I have tried. You seem impervious to it. If you really want understand what I'm saying, consider once again that you can't select for what is not there.

  81. Re: Creationists Declare White Bread Disproved by Lord+Balto · · Score: 1

    Actually, the books were written, or at least radically edited, by Josiah about the year 621 BC. http://neros.lordbalto.com/ChapterSeven.htm.