- AMD is lauching the new AMD Athlon Greece 2004, because the real Athlete use Athlon!
- Intel is lauching the new Pentium 4 Olympic Games Edition, with 20 new "Olympic Instructions" to make the Olympic Games coverage 50% faster!
The Biomorphic Slashdot User Algorithm
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· Score: 1, Interesting
10 Enter a new topic
20 Try a first post
30 POST "... ??? Profit!" joke
40 POST "In Soviet Russia..." joke
50 POST "... You insensitive clod!" Joke
60 POST "Netcraft says: $SOMEONE is dying..." joke
70 GOTO 10
Ximian guy: The next distro is focused in GNOME.
SuSE guy: No, GNOME is crap, KDE is the focus.
Ximian guy: KDE is kbloated!!!!!!!!
SuSE guy: STFU dwarf!
Ximian guy: STFU you nazi german!
Microsoft guy (only watching): Round 1! Fight!
Hi /. folks!
/. post from the font line!
This is the first
I'm so happy, I cannot choose what joke make...
Let's go!
"All your base are belong to us!"
Hey, what's this here, looks like a grenade...
NO CARRIER
Robots flying and fighting monsters over Tokyo... in Japan
2020 will be the Year of Linux.
I, for one, welcome our new tectile overlord.
all your minds are belong to us!
(At last, the fusion of 2 great slashdot's jokes!)
They don't have a brain, you insensitive clod!
- AMD is lauching the new AMD Athlon Greece 2004, because the real Athlete use Athlon!
- Intel is lauching the new Pentium 4 Olympic Games Edition, with 20 new "Olympic Instructions" to make the Olympic Games coverage 50% faster!
A new type of scam is circulating on Internet:
"Buy today our new Generic Bullet Proof Suit and protect yourself from the nigerian snipers!!!!"
Mac users have iNTELLIGENCE.
"Oh! I can PING my house!"
... for jokes like: "checkmate!"
lol
10 Enter a new topic
20 Try a first post
30 POST "... ??? Profit!" joke
40 POST "In Soviet Russia..." joke
50 POST "... You insensitive clod!" Joke
60 POST "Netcraft says: $SOMEONE is dying..." joke
70 GOTO 10
"To celebrate his first year, the Monster^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Mozilla is attacking Redmond, seeking revenge and the fall of IE monopoly on Browser Market.
Microsoft already called the Power Rangers to destroy the creature."
a iBeowulf cluster!!!
Imagine a BOINCwulf cluster of these things!
Oh wait...
Ximian guy: The next distro is focused in GNOME.
SuSE guy: No, GNOME is crap, KDE is the focus.
Ximian guy: KDE is kbloated!!!!!!!!
SuSE guy: STFU dwarf!
Ximian guy: STFU you nazi german!
Microsoft guy (only watching): Round 1! Fight!
Emacs is better
/. :))
(mod +5 funny, remember, this is
They could sell ads in Hubble's images.
Maybe some scientist will buy generic generic viagra...