The board of directors at Microsoft have gotten wind of Google.
Ballmer: Gentlemen, we've got to sink Google, and
fast! It's time to call in a favor from Washington.
Senator: [on phone] Yes...yes, I understand...I'll take care of it
personally.
[drives by Google in his limo, tosses a brick at
the door, laughs evilly, and drives off]
Larry: Dad, did you hear something?
Sergey: I-dunno.
Wouldn't sending materials from the Earth to the Moon cause an imbalance in the energy cycle that governs our planet? I've always thought our earth is a closed energy system and removing energy from it could cause an imbalance.
Slashdot Mirror
Web 3.0? Anyone? ...Bueller?
When asked what was best in life, Ballmer responded...
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"
close to zero.
The board of directors at Microsoft have gotten wind of Google. Ballmer: Gentlemen, we've got to sink Google, and fast! It's time to call in a favor from Washington. Senator: [on phone] Yes...yes, I understand...I'll take care of it personally. [drives by Google in his limo, tosses a brick at the door, laughs evilly, and drives off] Larry: Dad, did you hear something? Sergey: I-dunno.
For putting a page with 'XXX' in the title into my browsing history!
Wouldn't sending materials from the Earth to the Moon cause an imbalance in the energy cycle that governs our planet? I've always thought our earth is a closed energy system and removing energy from it could cause an imbalance.
not One, not Two, but Many.
actually, apparantly there was a guy in australia who demonstrated the flawed patent system by getting a patent for the wheel.
The Internet right now is a very sick place, and it's going to take some distasteful medicine to make it well.
...achoo! thanks a lot /.