User: James A. V. Joyce

yiff yiff scratch murr, I'm guessing [nt]

On: An Essay On Subscription Television

lol

Friggin' noobs are ign'ant of Slashdot history

On: Inside the Lucasfilm datacenter

Look up "BSD is dying" already, crikey.

Because

On: Labels Not Tags, Says Google

"Tag" is a retarded Web 2.0-ism.

Be smart.

On: File Systems Best Suited for Archival Storage?

The filesystem is the least of your worries.

I can see why Google stuck with Python.

On: Getting a Grip on Google Code

Does Ruby support 8-bit characters and Unicode yet? Or load balancing, or HTTPS? Didn't think so.

NO ONE should have to go through it

On: Using Enzymes To Counter Cancer Growth

OMG KIDZ R SPESHUL

LOL, typical fucking Microsoft

On: Microsoft Hands Over Docs To EU

Waiting until the last possible moment before the deadline to hand over the docs. Which are no doubt horrendously incomplete and out-of-date...but I'm getting ahead of myself.

Your post is pretty ancient too lol [nt]

On: Students Put UCLA Taser Video On YouTube

haw haw

When the police tell you to jump

On: Students Put UCLA Taser Video On YouTube

You say, "how high"?

Everybody stand for the flag...

You're trolling.

On: Hackers Find Use for Google Code Search

You put the ending of your comment in the Subject line, which is completely irrelevant to the subject (putting the beginning of a comment in the Subject line) at hand. gg revealing your lack of reading comprehension.

Read, dummy:

On: Hackers claim zero-day flaw in Firefox

http://happiland.2y.net/~mish/toor/omfg.ppt
http://hepkitten.livejournal.com/513183.html

Re:Noooooo....

On: World of Warcraft Comes to South Park

How can today be 10/1 when 11/9 was three weeks ago?

IAWTP [nt]

On: Perl's State of the Onion 10

I'm listening to the motherfucking DOORS

You're a fucking faggot [nt]

On: Analog Revival Means Vinyl Will Outlive CD

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lol [nt]

On: The Financials of Xbox Live

.

Why d'you think he posted it, dipshit?

On: Rob Levin, lilo of FreeNode, Passes

Since you're probably too stupid to figure it out yourself: to get a rise out of sticked-asses like you.

LOL@THAT FAT FUCK LILO

On: Rob Levin, lilo of FreeNode, Passes

I would lol if he was run over by some e-troll taking things "too far". HE DID IT FOR THE LULZ

Because they're both failures.

On: Global Text Project – Wiki Textbooks

Seriously. Neither has even one-thousandth the mindshare of Wikipedia.

Information tax?!

On: P2P Defendant Destroys Evidence, Case Defaults

If by that you mean, "the price as agreed on by the marketplace", then yes. Jesus, you people will make up any old bogeyman to try and justify copying music.

It's quite like BSD in that respect. [nt]

On: Linus Speaks Out On GPLv3

lol nt, fuck you taco

Brilliant.

On: Has Anyone Seen the Moon Pictures?

Seriously, outfuckingstanding. We can put a man on the moon but we can't learn how to operate the VCR. Just exceptional.

lol "dupes are ok as long as they benefit me"

On: Defining Clicks and Click Fraud

nt

Not h8in, jus' st8in

On: Linus Speaks Out On GPLv3

Holy shit, h3n, I thought you were dead or something. Much <3s.

I sit on Buttesnet (irc.buttes.org #cockes) now. It isn't run by a team of animu faggots.

Owned by dsp

On: Linus Speaks Out On GPLv3

You fucking niggots. GNAA is dying. Timecop is a sellout. You got rwnd by a Welshman. lol just lol

as long as I'm here...

Plan 9 is like the LISP of operating systems.

On: Driving Plan 9

If it's so great, how come it's dead?