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  1. Re:Uhm... on Red Hat, Novell To Package Xen · · Score: 1

    Did you know you can't run a new engine on a decent dyno without the manufacturers consent?

    This is a collusion between the dyno runners and the manufacturers, and stops you checking the validity of that 60000000BHP at the flywheel claim. You can run the whole car, but that is a different sort of dyno.

    I wish I knew what was in it for the dyno runners though - only bit that doesn't make sense

  2. Who's to blame? on Human Activity to Blame For 2003 Heatwave · · Score: 1

    Human activity to blame

    Sorry. I'd better stop then.

  3. Re:Big Iron - Devaluing the Brand on What Do You Look For in a Big Iron Review? · · Score: 1
    Do you want a job?

    Seriously though, I've been designing a big spaceship style control panel thingy for the sprogs for a while now, and this is the kind of thing I want. Your suggestions have been taken on board, and added to the growing parts list.

  4. Re:Big Iron - Devaluing the Brand on What Do You Look For in a Big Iron Review? · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it wouldn't make a good sci-fi set, or look like a CRAY, it ain't big iron. I recently relaxed the requirement that it has tape reels and men with clipboards wandering through it. They can now be women...

  5. Re:Subversion support on Preview of KDE 3.4 · · Score: 1
    I hate to do this, but...

    its a pun on the iMac, and the Mac10 - a gun...

    I hate myself

  6. Re:Subversion support on Preview of KDE 3.4 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Let me fetch my iMac10, we'll see if you change your tune...

  7. Sims? IT? on Maxis Releases a Patch For The Sims 2 · · Score: 3, Funny
    This is in the IT section?

    Then What the hell is the games section for? Solitaire?

  8. Re:MMORPG's on Review: World of Warcraft · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Its optical you insensitive clod!

  9. Re:Vodka on Water Suddenly Becomes Mysterious · · Score: 1

    And another thing - I stopped reading sigs a long time ago, when i realised there was an option to block them, and you just put yours in the text field. I bet you complain about spam as loud as the rest of em, eh? Asshat

  10. Re:Why don't we auto-detect and email intruder? on Clean System to Zombie Bot in Four Minutes · · Score: 1
    Because your fancy spam filters are going to cut out all of the

    "Did you know your machine is a zombie? Click here to solve this problem - and have your credit card number ready!"

    e-mails Sort of,

  11. Re:My apartment would be too... on Clean System to Zombie Bot in Four Minutes · · Score: 1

    point. I'd like to say don't be in a bad neighbourhood, but thats like saying don't swim in the pee'ing end of the pool.

  12. Re:My apartment would be too... on Clean System to Zombie Bot in Four Minutes · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't expect my car to be stolen in the thirty seconds between me signing the contract and leaving teh forecourt. In fact, I would expect there to be some security in the vehicle to start with. Nah, I lie, Any car I buy is gonna be such a dog noone will want to steal it. Diesel badges work so far...

  13. Re:solid-state? on Steve Ballmer's $100 PC, Sans Windows · · Score: 1

    We have some foreign object tests coming up soon in the washing machine lab - I kid you not - I'll mention it...

  14. Re:Well, that about wraps it up for... on UK Music Industry Sees Record Sales · · Score: 1

    iTunes are killing cassette piracy!!

  15. Re:Good on Apollo 12 at 35 · · Score: 1

    That depends - will he be coming back?

  16. Re:Oh Come on! on NASA Attempts to Break Record with Mach 10 Flight · · Score: 1

    no, too busy trolling as A/C Damnit!

  17. Re:B.S. on NASA to Attempt Mach 10 Flight Next Week · · Score: 1

    This was covered in a niven story - a ship accidently went back too far, introducing a point effect into a non medium - a singularity - causing the big bang, which only exists because of the fantastical odds of a species arising who could build a ship that went too far back and caused ---NO CARRIER---

  18. Re:Fuck 'em! on Dealing with Inherited Data and Code? · · Score: 1

    well, that serves me right, my hard disk just blew its controller.

  19. Re:Fuck 'em! on Dealing with Inherited Data and Code? · · Score: 1

    seriously? Threaten to burn it - then when someone comes running, save the important bits.

  20. Re:Biodiesel is way better on Combined Gasoline/Hydrogen Fuel Station Opens · · Score: 1

    numbers from your ass mean nothing

  21. Re:Permanent on Bit Rot Stalks Your Digital Keepsakes · · Score: 1

    fire? Ha! in my day...

  22. Re:100% dead wrong on Microsoft Offers to License the Internet · · Score: 1

    No, we^H^Hthey haven't. go back to work.

  23. Re:Yes, definitely. on Could Nuclear Power Wean the U.S. From Oil? · · Score: 1

    You mean they didn't fly there?

  24. too far on Dell Infringes on Patent by Selling Overseas? · · Score: 1

    you think the patent idea is screwed? Just wait till someone patents gravity controlled fusion, then the guy who claimed the sun will be screwed!!

  25. Re:hold on a second. on Verified Voting · · Score: 1

    New sport: Slashdot Chicken!