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  1. Re:Crap! on Breakthrough for Quantum Measurement · · Score: 1
    > ...I'm stealing the last bit...

    I'm honored. :-)

  2. Re:Crap! on Breakthrough for Quantum Measurement · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "I changed the article by reading it" is a terrific joke.

    "The author changed the article by writing it" may be the best analogy to quantum computing I've run into. At the moment he finished the article, the author caused the article to collapse from all the articles it might have been the the article it actually was. As he was writing it, it simultaneously passed through all the possible articles (states) it might have been, to become the final article (state). Becoming is infinite, being is finite.

  3. Re:ST's falling out of favor? on Hubble Replacement on Slow Track · · Score: 1

    While I completely agree that we need a good observatory at a Lagrange point (I favor L3, for inferometry); you have to remember that JWST is going to be an infrared telescope, which is heavily attenuated by the atmosphere.

  4. Re:Total lack of fiscal responsibility on Hubble Replacement on Slow Track · · Score: 3, Informative
    Harumph! harumph!!

    They haven't spent $4.5B, they're going to spend $4.5B. From TFA: "...The mission's estimated cost remains $4.5 billion, including spacecraft development, launch and operations...".

    Also from TFA: "The latest plan for the infrared observatory, ... is expected to be finalized in April". In other words, they haven't even frozen the specs yet.

  5. Re:Antigravity machines now at Target! on How Text Ads Tamed Ads on the Wild, Wild Web · · Score: 1

    Yes, but page two of your search has the Anti-Grav Lounger with Shiatsu Massager; which, while marketing hyperbole, is at least an accurate search.

  6. Text ads work on How Text Ads Tamed Ads on the Wild, Wild Web · · Score: 5, Funny
    And these text ads are oh-so-effective. Entering "fusion reactors" on Google gets a sponsored link

    Fusion Reactors
    Looking for Fusion Reactors?
    Find exactly what you want today
    www.eBay.com

  7. All I can think of on Austrian Town Sees the Light · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is Wyle E. Coyote and a giant "Acme" mirror.
    Unintended consequences ensue.

  8. Wrong substance on The Prisoner To Be Remade On U.K. TV · · Score: 4, Funny
    > The new version will not...have the arty, 'pop' feel of the original...

    That wasn't pop, it was lysergic acid diethylamide.

  9. Re:sensible on Cisco Moving On Set-Top Boxes · · Score: 4, Funny
    > ...Microsoft...want to get a version of their OS on cable boxes.

    Oh my god. I can see it now.

    You have successfully changed the channel. You must restart your TV for the new changes to take effect. Would you like to restart your TV now?

  10. Re:Too Much on Cisco Moving On Set-Top Boxes · · Score: 4, Insightful
    > ...trying to be everything to everybody...too arrogant and disorganized

    As may be, but Cisco is becoming the next Ma Bell (or at least Western Electric). They already have a lock on backbone and enterprise routing and switching; with Linksys they have a large chunk of the consumer Ethernet market, and here they are moving into the consumer cable plumbing market. Every byte you get from the Internet goes through a dozen Cisco boxes before it gets to you. Now we're going to start seeing the same thing in cable as well.

  11. Re:As Barbie says on The Equation That Couldn't Be Solved · · Score: 3, Funny

    The actual quote was "English is easy. Math are hard."

  12. NO NO NO!! on The Equation That Couldn't Be Solved · · Score: 1

    Pi are round. Cake are square.

  13. Re:Bull on Requiem for Usenet · · Score: 1

    d00d. that's hysterical.

  14. Re:The way on Requiem for Usenet · · Score: 1

    There is an astounding number of fuckwits who use IE as a newsreader (with Javascript enabled). And then they bitch about yEnc posts.

  15. Re:no way on Turner Testing Holographic Storage · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Doesn't matter. The USPTO couldn't find their ass with both hands.

  16. Re:Yay! on Turner Testing Holographic Storage · · Score: 1
    > now I can store all my po rn in a single disk.

    from TFA:
    it will have capacity of 1.6TB each
    So, no, it won't hold all your pr0n.

  17. Don't bother on Sun Announces Support for PostgreSQL · · Score: 2, Funny
    There's no point in calling Red Hat today, they're going to be in meetings all day, trying to figure out "What do we do now?"

    That sound you hear, to coin a phrase, is Sun, cutting off Red Hat's air supply.

  18. Re:Progressive... on Sun Announces Support for PostgreSQL · · Score: 2, Informative

    Damn, blew the link - should've (should have, not should of) previewed.

  19. Re:Progressive... on Sun Announces Support for PostgreSQL · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually, their premium 24x7 support is $360 per socket (not core). That's pretty goddam great for a big-boy operating system AND (now) database support.

  20. What?? on Windows Advantage Validation Process On Firefox · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Do I really want ActiveX components running free in Firefox?

  21. Re:The reason why the site is /.ed on Atari 800 XE Laptop · · Score: 1
    > food-trough wiper

    Thank you so much! I never could make out that part :-)

  22. Here's an idea for PCs on Atari 800 XE Laptop · · Score: 1

    I love the double-wide "System Reset" key about where the F3/F4 keys would be.

  23. Web site is /.ed on Atari 800 XE Laptop · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't get to the web site, but they never found the Holy Grail either, did they?

  24. Re:Umm uhhh..... on Open Source Accessibility · · Score: 2, Funny
    > ...isn't accessability for retards?

    Can we assume you're using it?

  25. I'm not sure this is accurate on Open Source Accessibility · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've got a friend who has wet macular degeneration: he's slowly going blind, has been for years. He uses a 21-inch monitor, and every time he gets a new machine, I have to install his magnification software (sorry, the name escapes me). It costs several hundred dollars, and he's bought copies for NT 4, Win2K and XP through the years. He cussed for a solid ten minutes when I showed him KMagnifier, as it does everything his Windows magnifier does, and then some.