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  1. Re:Nuke it. on Gulf Oil Spill Nearing Loop Current · · Score: 1

    No, you fool! You'll awaken Godzilla!

  2. Re:Let it rip... on ACLU Sues To Protect Your Right To Swear · · Score: 1

    I don't understand what quantum electrodynamics has to do with wit...

  3. Oblig Python on Software Recognizes Sarcastic Tweets · · Score: 2, Informative

    Vercotti: Well, I had been running a successful escort agency - high class, no really, high class girls - we didn't have any of that. That was right out. And I decided. (phone rings on desk) Excuse me (he answers it) Hello......no, not now......shtoom...shtoom....right......yes, we'll have the watch ready for you at midnight.......the watch.....the Chinese watch....yes, right-oh, bye-bye mother (he replaces reciever) Anyway I decided then to open a high-class night club for the gentry at Biggleswade with International cuisine, cooking, top-line acts, and not a cheap clip joint for picking up tarts, that was right out, I deny that completely, and one night Dinsdale walked in with a couple of big lads, one of whom was carrying a tactical nuclear missile. They said I'd bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it.

    Interviewer: How much did they want?

    Vercotti: Three quarters of a million pounds. Then they went out.

    Interviewer: Why didn't you call the police?

    Vercotti: Well I had noticed that the lad with the thermo-nuclear device was the Chief Constable for the area. Anyway a week later they came back, said that the cheque had bounced and that I had to see Doug.

    Interviewer: Doug?

    Vercotti: Doug (takes a drink) I was terrified of him. Everyone was terrified of Doug. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Dinsdale was frightened of Doug.

    Interviewer: What did he do?

    Vercotti: He used sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and satire.
    ....

  4. Re:Some one has to do it. on ACLU Sues To Protect Your Right To Swear · · Score: 1

    And the big all-rounder: WTF

    Why The Frown?

  5. Re:Some one has to do it. on ACLU Sues To Protect Your Right To Swear · · Score: 3, Insightful

    George Carlin was a fucking genius. Fuck! I fucking miss him.

  6. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? on ACLU Sues To Protect Your Right To Swear · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can somebody explain to me what exactly is bad about swearing?

    It's fucking uncouth, you stupid fucking cunt.

  7. Everything old is new again. And again. And again. on Seagate Confirms 3TB Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    Maybe you could make multiple partitions, rather than treat the whole disk as a single partition?

  8. Re:We should call BP big polluter now! on Giant Plumes of Oil Forming Below the Gulf's Surface · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, the chairman of Goldman Sachs sent the chairman of BP a nice thank-you-note.

  9. Re:Data to crunch on A Look At CERN's LHC Grid-Computing Architecture · · Score: 1

    ...there is a ton of work to do ... which leads to a ton of data...

    Holy crap! I had no idea that the relativistic speeds involved would cause the mass to increase that much!

  10. Re:1.25GB/sec not that much. on A Look At CERN's LHC Grid-Computing Architecture · · Score: 1

    Apparently the LHC detectors spew out 1.25GB of data per second. That's about six times the contents of Encyclopedia Britannica including the index every second.

    That's 3.7 Libraries of Congress per hour for those of us on the other side of the pond.

  11. Good boffin! Who's a smart boffin? Yes you are! on A Look At CERN's LHC Grid-Computing Architecture · · Score: 0

    Good thing they didn't use PS3s to build it.

  12. Re:Yellow... yawn on Is the 4th Yellow Pixel of Sharp Quattron Hype? · · Score: 1

    Kaito_Nakamura, (Hiro's dad) you idiot.

  13. Re:Yellow... yawn on Is the 4th Yellow Pixel of Sharp Quattron Hype? · · Score: 3, Funny

    And the commercials with George Takei (I'm sure there's a "yellow peril" joke in there somewhere) in a white lab coat and the caption reads "actor portrayal" LIKE WE DIDN'T KNOW - IT'S GEORGE FREAKIN' TAKEI YOU IDIOTS!!

  14. Re:Oh great on Font Foundries Opening Up To the Web · · Score: 1

    Yay! More websites in Flyspeck 7 with grey text on a black background.

  15. Re:Microsoft Office 2010, Dissected on Microsoft Office 2010, Dissected · · Score: 2, Funny

    Try to imagine my disappointment. "Dissection/disembowelment" was my fourth choice, after "burning", "flaying" and "breaking on the wheel".

  16. Re:Well... on Microsoft Office 2010, Dissected · · Score: 1
    I like top posting and HTML formatted content, you insensitive clods!

    <blockquote>
    Really? I don't mind it so much.

    <blockquote>
    as long as Outlook continues to encourage top-posting and HTML formatted content, and discourage quoted reply trimming, it will still suck.
    </blockquote>

    </blockquote>

  17. Re:Ban bad copypasta on California's Santa Clara County Bans Happy Meal Toys · · Score: 1

    Copypasta is also high-calorie, unhealthful food.

  18. Re:I told you they've been tracking me on All GSM Phones Open To Attack, Tracking · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm not trying to be funny, I'm trying to warn everyone about the real danger that Goo

    ^%$&^#$&^%$&^% NO CARRIER

  19. I told you they've been tracking me on All GSM Phones Open To Attack, Tracking · · Score: 1

    They're following me and reading my thoughts. They're in it with the Scientologists and Starbucks and Major League Baseball. And the Freemasons. And Goo

    ^%$&^#$&^%$&^% NO CARRIER

  20. Re:Hasselblads in space on How To Get 39 Megapixels From a 53-Year-Old Camera · · Score: 1

    The Apollo program left a few of them on the lunar surface. All you have to do is salvage them.

  21. Re:Assume much? on The Mystery of the Missing Methane · · Score: 1

    In geological or climatological terms, six months is a single observation.

  22. Re:Jinkies! on The Mystery of the Missing Methane · · Score: 1

    Besides, he's the only other (non-Scooby gang) person in the episode.

  23. Assume much? on The Mystery of the Missing Methane · · Score: 0

    The planetary atmosphere is at disequilibrium for a single observation. Because I observe during (or just after) a volcanic eruption or a meteor impact or a CME or a nuclear war ;) am I to assume it's always that way?

  24. Re:Just build nuclear power plants already... on Arizona Trialing System That Lets Utility System Control Home A/Cs · · Score: 1

    You live in Pahrump? Tonopah? No, I thought not. So, not your backyard then.

  25. Re:Just build nuclear power plants already... on Arizona Trialing System That Lets Utility System Control Home A/Cs · · Score: 1

    Sure, put it in my back yard, I don't care. The containment is WAY good enough, and I don't plan to live for geologic time periods.

    I'll put a proviso in the sales contract that the next owner has to keep an eye on it, and pass along the proviso. Kind of like the GPL.