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ACLU Sues To Protect Your Right To Swear

The ACLU is suing the police in Pennsylvania for issuing tickets to people who swear. They argue that it is every American's constitutional right to drop an F-bomb. From the article: "'Unfortunately, many police departments in the commonwealth do not seem to be getting the message that swearing is not a crime,' said Marieke Tuthill of the ACLU of Pennsylvania. 'The courts have repeatedly found that profanity, unlike obscenity, is protected speech.'" This is a big f*cking deal.

698 comments

  1. Hmmmm by haderytn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This should be fun.

    1. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a big f*cking deal.

      And still slashdot censors curse words too.

    2. Re:Hmmmm by clone53421 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That wasn’t Slashdot censoring, it was samzenpus self-censoring. He could’ve said fucking if he’d wanted.

      --
      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    3. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      This should be fun.

      Niggers! (for once it's not offtopic!)

    4. Re:Hmmmm by skine · · Score: 0

      Fuck the fucking fucker for fucking not fucking writing fucking 'fuck' un-fucking-self-fucking-censored.

      Fuck!

    5. Re:Hmmmm by Roadfrisbee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government. Lenny Bruce

    6. Re:Hmmmm by toastar · · Score: 1

      Slashdot really needs a filter to replace fuck with frack,

      well maybe not really needs, more like I'd like it to have an option for it in the preferences.

    7. Re:Hmmmm by Toonol · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Seriously, self-censorship is a good thing, often under-practiced.

    8. Re:Hmmmm by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Grow up.

    9. Re:Hmmmm by clone53421 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Normally I’d just send you to www.lmgtfy.com... but I’ve been waiting a long time for a good excuse to send someone to www.justfuckinggoogleit.com.

      --
      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    10. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need to start using 'Frack' - it's the future

    11. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're being abusive towards him because he communicated in the way he wanted to, rather than the way you wanted him to? I wonder what concept that reminds me of....

    12. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you just make a greasemonkey script and use it for slashdot comment pages?

    13. Re:Hmmmm by SYSS+Mouse · · Score: 1

      Did you mean Fark?

    14. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if slashdot had censored that (it didn't, he censored himself), that is perfectly fine. I have no problem with websites censoring themselves, it's government censorship that is the problem.

    15. Re:Hmmmm by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      This is Slashdot, it's more likely that they're a Battlestar Galactica fan rather than a prude.

    16. Re:Hmmmm by QRDeNameland · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fuck the fucking fucker for fucking not fucking writing fucking 'fuck' un-fucking-self-fucking-censored.

      Fuck!

      Tim Minchin, is that you?

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      Momentarily, the need for the construction of new light will no longer exist.
    17. Re:Hmmmm by KahabutDieDrake · · Score: 1

      WOOOOSH!

    18. Re:Hmmmm by tolan-b · · Score: 1

      Have you ever noticed that the group of people most obsessed with the importance of acting like a grown up are children?

    19. Re:Hmmmm by causality · · Score: 1

      That wasn’t Slashdot censoring, it was samzenpus self-censoring. He could’ve said fucking if he’d wanted.

      Voluntary censorship == censorship.

      Forced censorship == censorship.

      It's not so much a concern with who decided to censor it or for what purpose. It's the fact that it happened.

      --
      It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
    20. Re:Hmmmm by ichthyoboy · · Score: 1

      W**sh!

    21. Re:Hmmmm by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that would be clbuttic.

    22. Re:Hmmmm by ffreeloader · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Seriously, self-censorship is a good thing, often under-practiced.

      I agree.

      And as to the ACLU fighting to say profanity is everyone's right, well, it's everyone's right to be a fool too, but that doesn't mean it's the best thing to be.... Is the ACLU going to go to court and support the Constitutional right be a fool too? It makes about as much sense.

      I find it amazing that people will say a Christian doesn't have the right to spread/proselytize their religion, or the symbols of Christianity offend them, and want all symbols of Christianity wiped out, while they will fight for the right to offend someone else with their profanity. It's nothing but pure hypocrisy.

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      "while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude." de Tocqueville
    23. Re:Hmmmm by reidconti · · Score: 3, Funny

      oh, well in that case... .... grow up.

    24. Re:Hmmmm by NFN_NLN · · Score: 4, Funny

      Seriously, self-censorship is a good thing, often under-practiced.

      I agree.

      And as to the ACLU fighting to say profanity is everyone's right, well, it's everyone's right to be a fool too, but that doesn't mean it's the best thing to be.... Is the ACLU going to go to court and support the Constitutional right be a fool too? It makes about as much sense.

      I find it amazing that people will say a Christian doesn't have the right to spread/proselytize their religion, or the symbols of Christianity offend them, and want all symbols of Christianity wiped out, while they will fight for the right to offend someone else with their profanity. It's nothing but pure hypocrisy.

      Shut the fuck up.

    25. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And as to the ACLU fighting to say profanity is everyone's right, well, it's everyone's right to be a fool too, but that doesn't mean it's the best thing to be.... Is the ACLU going to go to court and support the Constitutional right be a fool too? It makes about as much sense.

      I find it amazing that people will say a Christian doesn't have the right to spread/proselytize their religion, or the symbols of Christianity offend them, and want all symbols of Christianity wiped out, while they will fight for the right to offend someone else with their profanity. It's nothing but pure hypocrisy.

      Mindless church zombies have caused more damage to society than profanity ever could.

      And still do...

    26. Re:Hmmmm by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Why is it so fucking wrong to want to avoid seeing the word fuck, as long as they aren't fucking forcing others to avoid fuck too?

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    27. Re:Hmmmm by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please stop, you're making me snigger. Some words really should be used niggardly, lest their value be denigrated.

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      Ezekiel 23:20
    28. Re:Hmmmm by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's the distant past. ;-)

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      Ezekiel 23:20
    29. Re:Hmmmm by KriticKill · · Score: 1

      Seriously, self-censorship is a good thing, often under-practiced.

      I agree.

      And as to the ACLU fighting to say profanity is everyone's right, well, it's everyone's right to be a fool too, but that doesn't mean it's the best thing to be.... Is the ACLU going to go to court and support the Constitutional right be a fool too? It makes about as much sense.

      I find it amazing that people will say a Christian doesn't have the right to spread/proselytize their religion, or the symbols of Christianity offend them, and want all symbols of Christianity wiped out, while they will fight for the right to offend someone else with their profanity. It's nothing but pure hypocrisy.

      I'd quote the original, but the post seems to have mysteriously disappeared. Poster lacks coherent understanding of the issue at hand. Government endorsement of any religion, Christianity in this case, is a serious threat to our national identify, freedom, and way of life. Dropping an f-bomb is not. The two aren't in the same ballpark. They aren't in the same league. It ain't even the same fucking game, so shut the fuck up.

    30. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it amazing that people will say a Christian doesn't have the right to spread/proselytize their religion, or the symbols of Christianity offend them, and want all symbols of Christianity wiped out, while they will fight for the right to offend someone else with their profanity.

      I find it amazing that you expect such a brazen lie to be taken seriously. Go on, name someone who has done what you describe. You can't and won't.

    31. Re:Hmmmm by Kilrah_il · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ob, Big Lebowsky ref.:
      "Do you have to use so many cuss words?
      What the fuck are you talking about?"

      --
      Whenever in an argument, remember this.
    32. Re:Hmmmm by Miseph · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'll bite:

      "Is the ACLU going to go to court and support the Constitutional right be a fool too?"

      They frequently do go to court to defend peoples' right to do foolish things. I suppose that if a law were passed making it unlawful to be a fool, then they would fight it directly, but in the absence of such laws they've defended individual foolish things instead. For example, it would be very foolish for a chapter of the American Nazi Party to march through the streets of a town with more Holocaust survivors per capita than any other in America... and yet they have sued (and won, although the group evidently thought better of it and called the event off) to affirm precisely that right.

      "I find it amazing that people will say a Christian doesn't have the right to spread/proselytize their religion, or the symbols of Christianity offend them, and want all symbols of Christianity wiped out"

      What people? If you're claiming that the ACLU has supported any such view or action, then you are sorely mistaken. Even a cursory glance at their catalog of suits will turn up cases where they argued explicitly FOR allowing private citizens to express their Christian beliefs in the face of censorship. That said, Christians have a bit of a persecution complex, imagining that they are oppressed when it is clearly not so; they also like to mistake failure to give them overtly preferential treatment at all times with attempting to destroy their faith, which is less endearing than they think.

      "while they will fight for the right to offend someone else with their profanity"

      I often find that it is substantially easier to offend a person if you don't use any profanity at all. In fact, a not insignificant people aren't offended by profanity in the slightest. You have no right not to be offended.

      "It's nothing but pure hypocrisy."

      I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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      Try not to take me more seriously than I take myself.
    33. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's got a point.

      Stop being a simple minded reactionary with no counter argument.

    34. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, self-censorship is a good thing, often under-practiced.

      I agree wholeheartedly with the spirit of your comment, but self-censorship is a contradiction in terms, at least in the political context of "censorship". If you're doing it to yourself, it's just common decorum.

    35. Re:Hmmmm by PixelScuba · · Score: 5, Informative

      Fortunately the ACLU defends your right to distribute religious material.

      February 21, 2003: The American Civil Liberties Union came to the defense of students in a Massachusetts high school who were suspended for distributing candy canes with Christian messages on them. The ACLU argued that their suspension violated the students’ freedom of speech.

      July 11, 2002: ACLU defends the right of Iowa public school students to distribute Christian literature during non-instructional hours of school.

      So... thank God for the ACLU standing up for our right to practice religious freedom and expression and keeping Government forced religion out of our lives.

      ...and thank them for standing up for our fucking right to free expression.

    36. Re:Hmmmm by ffreeloader · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Ummmm.... Mindless zombies always damage society. It doesn't matter whether or not they are religious or not. Your argument seems based on the idea that mindless zombies exist only because of religion. This is patently false.

      I see the same argument you make all the time, but I see very little logic in it. Mostly it is just an ad hominen fallacy. The problem isn't religion, it's how unscrupulous people pervert/twist it for their own purposes.

      I was raised in an extremely disfunctional home. My old man would read a religious author and go off on a tangent. He threw me out of house and whipped pretty severely at age 7 for me for saying that if using dice to play a game is gambling so is using a spinner. He fixated on one idea to the exclusion of same author saying that parents should never attempt to break their children's wills or stifle thought and choice in their children. The author said it was a sin to do that. Now why did he choose the one idea that he perverted into abusing me and completely ignored the ideas that would have kept him from abusing me? Because of religion? That's an insanely stupid suggestion. He did so because of his own warped character. He found what he wanted and stopped there. That's not the fault of any religion. In my opinion it was mental illness. If he hadn't found some type of justification for his actions in one place, he would have found it in another. He chose to be cruel despite everything in his religion that forbade cruelty.

      Now, back to society at large.... Take, for instance, the 10 Commandments. All societies would be much more stable if those 10 principles were followed. Crime would cease to exist. Most of societies ills would disappear. Yet, those 10 principles are attacked as being outdated foolishness. Why? Human nature is no different today than it was when those principles were given, and during the times those principles were followed by the Hebrews/Isrealites their society was prosperous, free, and had very little crime.

      Other Hebrew religious laws made sure the poor were fed, that servants were given their freedom and debtors were released from their debt every year of Jubilee, that non-Hebrews/Isrealites were treated fairly and humanely, that the Gentiles had the same rights as the Isrealites had. Forgiveness of debt happened once every 49 years. So, say your family hit hard times and had to sell its land. Your family got its land back at the year of Jubilee. So, was that just? Yup. Was it merciful? Yup. Did it keep the wealthy from robbing the poor, and their descendants, of their inheritance? Yup. It was a just system. It was a religious system.

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      "while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude." de Tocqueville
    37. Re:Hmmmm by Pyrus.mg · · Score: 1

      Anyone being fined just for being a fool, no other crime? If so I hope to hell the ACLU will pay keep a really good law firm on retainer for me. You can proselytize all you want and wear whatever symbols you like, in public. As long as I have the right to tell you to shut the fuck up when you proselytize to me.

    38. Re:Hmmmm by ffreeloader · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You conveniently forget that the government shall also make no law prohibiting the free expression of religion. The Constitution has balance, it's extremely well-thought-out. Your post is all one-sided, and so is the way the Constitution has been interpreted in the last few decades. The Constitution guarantees freedom of religion, not freedom from religion.

      During the early years of Federal government, under our current Constitution and while the creators of it were still alive, States actually sponsored different denominations. That's right. There was State sponsored religion, but not Federal sponsored religion. Thomas Jefferson even started a church that met in the Capitol building that had 2,000 people attending it on a weekly basis. The founding fathers saw nothing wrong with expressing their religious beliefs wherever, and whenever, they so desired. They just recognized that it was wrong to oppress someone who disagreed with them on religious issues. At the same time they weren't going to allow anyone else to oppress them because of their beliefs.

      The "wall of separation" letter was written to a church who feared they would be oppressed by the government because they were small. His letter was in response to that. The context makes all the difference. He wasn't saying there couldn't be any religious display on public premises. He was reaffirming the idea that the government could not restrict that group's right to worship as they pleased.

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      "while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude." de Tocqueville
    39. Re:Hmmmm by ffreeloader · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I see you haven't read the news over the last few years. Students can't pray in school. A nativity scene can't be displayed in a park during Christmas. The lawsuit over, and the theft of, the cross honoring WWI GI's who died in combat.

      Those come off the top of my head, but I can find many, many more. These types of instances happen on a regular basis.

      --
      "while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude." de Tocqueville
    40. Re:Hmmmm by Paranatural · · Score: 1

      Explain to me where your undeserved persecution complex comes from, please?

      Seriously, lets go though this incoherent tripe a point at a time.

      Seriously, self-censorship is a good thing, often under-practiced.

      I agree.

      And as to the ACLU fighting to say profanity is everyone's right, well, it's everyone's right to be a fool too, but that doesn't mean it's the best thing to be.... Is the ACLU going to go to court and support the Constitutional right be a fool too? It makes about as much sense.

      Actually you are right, here. It does make about as much sense. If PA decided to make a law saying 'you cannot be/call yourself a fool' I'm sure the ACLU would take them to court over it. And it'd make the same amount of sense. Do you have a point? It's beyond silly and blatantly anti-first amendment in both cases.

      I find it amazing that people will say a Christian doesn't have the right to spread/proselytize their religion, or the symbols of Christianity offend them, and want all symbols of Christianity wiped out, while they will fight for the right to offend someone else with their profanity. It's nothing but pure hypocrisy.

      Who says that, exactly? Sure, you could find someone out there who thinks that 'all symbols of Christianity should be wiped out', but they're as dumb as you are. Certainly the ACLU has never said any such thing. Now, the ACLU HAS said that the government may not promote a religion, which I suspect you, in your adle-brained way, are trying (and failing) to say. And that's perfectly true. I don't see how in any way that is even the slightest bit hypocritical, though. It's not as if anyone in the Government has proposed putting up a giant monument that says FUCK on federal lands. If they had and if the ACLU had encouraged it, you'd kind of have a point. However, that has never happened. So, kid, you don't have a point. At all. And it's sad that you think you do.

    41. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If your argument is that separation of church and state wasn't perfect in the past, I agree. But that doesn't change the point of the idea: the government should be secular; it shouldn't promote one religion over another. If you want your kid to grow up praying to the Christian God every day, go ahead, but don't use other people's tax money and time to put it in public schools.

      If you don't agree with the idea of a secular state, fine, many people don't. And if you believe that swearing should be discouraged in public places, again many people are in your camp. But don't go pretending that the two are in the same boat: promoting Christianity with public resources is just not comparable to fining people for swearing.

    42. Re:Hmmmm by ffreeloader · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have no problem with that at all. My right to punch you, figuratively speaking, stops where your nose begins.

      You have every right to disagree with me, just as I have every right to disagree with you. I think you fail to understand though that your rights were first spelled out in the source from whence came my Bible, the Talmud, the Old Testament. That's where they were first expressed.

      Hate my religion if you will, but recognize that it was the Protestant idea of the individual's ownership of his life and his property that made the American revolution happen, and are embodied in the Declaration of Independence and the US Constitution. You are indebted to those who think like me for your freedoms. You don't have to like that fact, but you should respect it.

      --
      "while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude." de Tocqueville
    43. Re:Hmmmm by ffreeloader · · Score: 1

      Where did I fault the ACLU with respect to freedom of religion? I don't think you can find it. Where did I say the ACLU fights against freedom of religion? They sometimes take stances that I find strange, to say the least, but, at the end of the day, they are fairly balanced in that respect.

      Hypocrisy, btw, is saying you believe in something, but act entirely in opposition to that statement. Anyone who claims that they want their "right" to be not "offended" by a symbol by the courts, such as the cross honoring fallen WWI GI's, by trampling on the rights of those who are exercising their rights by erecting the cross, is a hypocrite.

      They want to suppress the rights of those who hold a point of view they don't like. If they want to honor those fallen GI's in another way, what's to stop them? Why should they object to someone else's way of honoring them and try as hard as they can to suppress that expression? That's hypocrisy, pure and simple. It's also an example of what I meant in the post you replied to.

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      "while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude." de Tocqueville
    44. Re:Hmmmm by ffreeloader · · Score: 1

      Where do you get the idea that I don't believe in a secular state? I've never said anything even close to that. All I did was state what the founders did, and what they did show how they saw the meanings of their own words.

      The only conclusion anyone can come to is that the ideas expressed in the Constitution by those who wrote it, have been distorted over time. We need to get back to the original ideas to retain our freedoms.

      I value freedom more than security, wealth, etc.... So did those men.

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      "while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude." de Tocqueville
    45. Re:Hmmmm by iphinome · · Score: 1

      The 10 commandments would make a stable society? Really? Do you know how many things some fringe or another will consider idolatry? Honor thy father? Who's going to know and how? How do you enforce it? Don't covet? There goes any market for anything besides necessities, do you propose communism? There is one god, so say goodbye to freedom of worship since one god means one church that all must belong to. Don't commit adultery? On a moral level I agree but does a free society regulate what's done by consenting adults in private? I sure hope not. Keep the sabbath? In a free society that's my choice. Do not take the lord's name in vain? Why?.

      Really only three commandments are worth anything, don't steal, don't murder, don't bear false witness.

    46. Re:Hmmmm by ffreeloader · · Score: 1

      Who says that, exactly? Sure, you could find someone out there who thinks that 'all symbols of Christianity should be wiped out', but they're as dumb as you are. Certainly the ACLU has never said any such thing. Now, the ACLU HAS said that the government may not promote a religion, which I suspect you, in your adle-brained way, are trying (and failing) to say. And that's perfectly true. I don't see how in any way that is even the slightest bit hypocritical, though. It's not as if anyone in the Government has proposed putting up a giant monument that says FUCK on federal lands. If they had and if the ACLU had encouraged it, you'd kind of have a point. However, that has never happened. So, kid, you don't have a point. At all. And it's sad that you think you do.

      You seem to have problems with reading comprehension. Where did I say that the ACLU did/does anything you allege I said?

      I mentioned the ACLU taking up one case, and then in a separate paragraph go on to talk about lawsuits that have been filed, court decisions made, that restrict the right of the free expression of religion. How is that attacking the ACLU?

      Have you lived without access to news for the last few decades? Have you missed every instance of atheists and agnostics filing lawsuits saying they were "offended" by Christian displays and the resulting court verdicts restricting the right to the free expression of religion? Did you miss the entire controversy about the cross honoring WWI veterans? Do you live in a black hole where news is concerned?

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      "while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude." de Tocqueville
    47. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I find it amazing that people will say a Christian doesn't have the right to spread/proselytize their religion, or the symbols of Christianity offend them, and want all symbols of Christianity wiped out, while they will fight for the right to offend someone else with their profanity. It's nothing but pure hypocrisy."

      Uh, except I don't want symbols of Christianity "wiped out", I simply want it out of a courtroom where the underlying assumption is that all religions are equal, and one should not be given more weight than any other one. Christians do have a right to spread their religion, but only by converting others to their cause (and political views), NOT by enacting laws that are based on Christian ideals that will have an impact on non-Christians in this country (US). That is tantamount to the government establishing a state religion - Christianity - and opens the floodgates to allow for other religiously-motivated laws like disallowing women to bare their head in public (for example). The ACLU is not only protecting the rights of non-Christians, but also the rights of future Christians if any other religion becomes the majority.

      This particular case is about law enforcement officials bringing obscenity charges against people when the people have only used profanity. They are essentially forcing the court to put into law (read: precedence) specifically that profanity is not obscenity, which the court has ruled as true in previous cases. Wanting an explicit precedence from the court is useful for citizens to know their rights, which is a basis for exercising them.

    48. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The lawsuit over, and the theft of, the cross honoring WWI GI's who died in combat.

      This is not "saying a Christian doesn't have the right to spread/proselytize their religion, or the symbols of Christianity offend them, and wanting all symbols of Christianity wiped out, while fighting for the right to offend someone else with their profanity". Therefore, you're lying by claiming it as such an example.

      A nativity scene can't be displayed in a park during Christmas.

      This is also not "saying a Christian doesn't have the right to spread/proselytize their religion, or the symbols of Christianity offend them, and wanting all symbols of Christianity wiped out, while fighting for the right to offend someone else with their profanity". Therefore, claiming this as such an example is another lie from you.

      Students can't pray in school.

      This is a particularly egregious lie. You know perfectly well that what's forbidden is sanctioning of such prayer by public schools. Spinning that as "students can't pray" cannot be anything other than a lie, as it is literally impossible to honestly draw that conclusion from the known facts.

      Those come off the top of my head, but I can find many, many more

      You can't and won't. I said it before, you proved it with the above post, and you'll continue to prove it forever.

    49. Re:Hmmmm by slashqwerty · · Score: 1
      You are either:
      1. A troll, or
      2. Someone so biased by your religion you fail to see the distinction between these cases

      I assume the WW I cross issue you refer to is this. The Supreme Court ruled the cross can stay up. That seems to be the opposite of what you have been saying.

      Despite the Supreme Court's ruling, I personally do not agree with it. How would you feel about a Muslim symbol being posted there instead? It is on public property, maintained at public expense. Just like the other cases you cite the issue is not whether or not someone can exercise their right to religion. The issue is whether or not the government can endorse a religion. The answer to that is spelled out in the constitution:

      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof

      You will note there are two clauses. The first one applies to the government getting involved in religion. The second one involves the government interfering with religion. Most of the cases you refer to involve people deliberately trying to put these two issues in conflict with each other. Obviously when these two issues conflict one of them is going to lose. The other cases you cite clearly involve a violation of the establishment clause. Because it would be so easy for a government employee to violate the establishment clause by claiming they're just exercising their religion the court has been pretty strict about enforcing it.

      Can you find any cases where someone was barred from exercising their religious rights without public funds and without representing the government? No you can't! All the cases the 'persecuted' Christians have complained about for the past few decades involve a violation of the establishment clause. They're complaining because they can't get the government to endorse their religion and they get shot down every time they try to find a loophole in the constitution (the WW I memorial you cited being an exception).

      Undoubtedly one of the most controversial cases involved some students selected by the school administration to speak on behalf of their class. The students wanted to say a prayer during their public school graduation ceremony. You could debate this all day long but the fact remains the court looked at the evidence for that specific case and concluded the prayer would violate the establishment clause.

      Your right to free exercise of religion has not been infringed. So long as you are not representing the government or exercising your religion with government funds, you are free to carry on.

      With that said, this discussion is about citizens' right to speak in public. There is no issue regarding religion. The establishment clause does not apply. The controversies surrounding religion are irrelevant. This is a plain simple free-speech issue without any other constitutional issues conflicting with it.

    50. Re:Hmmmm by RockWolf · · Score: 1

      Slashdot really needs a filter to replace fuck with frack,
      well maybe not really needs, more like I'd like it to have an option for it in the preferences.

      That would be what greasemonkey and a script would be for. Have fun.

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      February 9th, 2009 8:55pm: Slashdot becomes self-aware.
    51. Re:Hmmmm by skine · · Score: 1
    52. Re:Hmmmm by gonzo67 · · Score: 1

      And I think you fail to realize that those rights existed prior to those books being written. (see code of Hammurabi for just one example).

    53. Re:Hmmmm by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Your argument seems based on the idea that mindless zombies exist only because of religion. This is patently false.

      Because there's no such thing as zombies?

    54. Re:Hmmmm by Kreigaffe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Firstly, um, nobody is being written any tickets for being a fool. This is a situation where people ARE being written tickets for being a fool -- in this case, profanity.

      If the government was penalizing being a fool, and the ACLU was suing to protect our constitutional right to be a fool, fuck yes I'd support that.

      Your entire argument invoking religion is completely absurd and invalid. It's unrelated and more than a little straw man.

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    55. Re:Hmmmm by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      Battlestar Galactica, more like Battlesoap Operatica

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    56. Re:Hmmmm by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      You have been fined one credit for violations of the verbal moralities Statute.

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    57. Re:Hmmmm by bbbaldie · · Score: 1

      Mindless zombies are everywhere. How else can you explain the widespread use of Microsoft crap?

    58. Re:Hmmmm by randyleepublic · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Dude, your old man fucked you up worse than you realize. You still can't think clearly. What an asshole he was! I'm sorry.

      BTW religion is mind control propaganda as evil as evil can be. Just because some non-religious people are evil too, doesn't excuse the 10,000 years of horrifying abuse we have suffered as a result of failing to realize that religion is a sure symptom of insanity and acting accordingly. Hello?

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    59. Re:Hmmmm by Paranatural · · Score: 1

      Have you lived without access to news for the last few decades? Have you missed every instance of atheists and agnostics filing lawsuits saying they were "offended" by Christian displays and the resulting court verdicts restricting the right to the free expression of religion? Did you miss the entire controversy about the cross honoring WWI veterans? Do you live in a black hole where news is concerned?

      No, I simply do not have the same persecution complex you do. In the only specific case you mentioned, it was regarding using federal lands for promotion of religion. Which is specifically prohibited in the constitution. The same way restriction of free speech is specifically prohibited. My reading comprehension is fine. Your comprehension of life in general is poor.

    60. Re:Hmmmm by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 1

      Sorry to hear you had a bad start in life. Nobody should be brought up by a person as troubled as your father.

      That said, I would like to severly protest your statement that if societies would follow the 10 commandments, they would be better and fairer and juster etc. That's just naieve and short-sighted, sorry to say so.

      For one, what you are saying is "If everybody would convert to my religion, the world would be a better place." That's commandment 1,2,3 for you, the exclusion of other religions and God and philosophies even.

      Moreover, some of the commandments are just plain preference ... e.g. some people are quite fine commiting 'adultery', married people can do this by consent, and be quite happy for ever after.

      Remains 'You shall not steal, you shall not murder'. Sensible stuff, already implemented in almost all societies. However what is stealing exactly? If you have more than enough to eat, and your neighbour has nothing and is starving, are you stealing? Some would think so. Others think that killing animals, with or without a purpose, should count as murder.

      And finally, you should honor your father and mother. Let me ask you, do you honor yours? You've just called him mentally ill. Should you even honor him?

      And don't get me started on the pathetic 'If you don't follow the rules, we'll throw you in HELL!'. That's just plain evil, especially for Christians who believe their God to be one of forgiveness, not revenge.

      And I think you the more naieve for thinking that everything was roses and moonshine in the old Hebrew societies. No, that's not only naieve, that's shows lack of education and lack of interest in truth, unless you think stoning people to death for petty crimes (like adultery) and fighting wars against anything non-jew (just because your God says 'there shall be no other Gods' are pretty stuff and commendable to use in modern days.

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    61. Re:Hmmmm by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Then you better take every cross and star of david off of every tombstone that has one at Arlington National Cemetary.

      Actually, that's a straw man, since one is a cemetery, and other is a federal park, but I digress. /humor

    62. Re:Hmmmm by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      For a Battlestar she really was an under-armed pussy. :-/

      Fucking fighter-jocks. I guess the proscription against smart-missiles kinda hurts you in a world without phasers.

    63. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it amazing that people will say a Christian doesn't have the right to spread/proselytize their religion

      What people? If you're claiming that the ACLU has supported any such view or action, then you are sorely mistaken. Even a cursory glance at their catalog of suits will turn up cases where they argued explicitly FOR allowing private citizens to express their Christian beliefs in the face of censorship. That said, Christians have a bit of a persecution complex, imagining that they are oppressed when it is clearly not so; they also like to mistake failure to give them overtly preferential treatment at all times with attempting to destroy their faith

      Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

      There seems to be a lot of confusion about religion's place in this argument, and I'm not even sure why the poster you're replying to conflated it into an otherwise simple free speech issue. Who are these boogie men stopping the religious from proselytizing? What, besides a persecution complex, has summoned them into this thread?

      Let's all summarize: Yes, people are allowed to tell you about their gods. The ACLU routinely fights for this right; federal courts routinely support it. Even people who find religion silly almost invariably think freedom of speech covers it. Yes, other people are allowed to tell the proselytizers to "fuck off," and in those words. This right is supported by the same people and for the same reasons.

      The enemies of free religious speech in America are as nonexistent as our gods, but people who believe in one seem to believe in the other.

    64. Re:Hmmmm by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      My religion is based on depriving you of your religion. If yuo oppose that, you're denying me my right to my religion.

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    65. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That said, Everyone has a bit of a persecution complex, imagining that they are oppressed when it is clearly not so; they also like to mistake failure to give them overtly preferential treatment at all times with attempting to destroy their beliefs, which is less endearing than they think."

      Fixed that for you.

    66. Re:Hmmmm by Blink+Tag · · Score: 1

      You kinda missed his point.

      If everyone adhered to those principles, there would be no need to enforce them. However, humanity as a whole is too self-interested to allow that to happen.

    67. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see you haven't read the news over the last few years. Students can't pray in schoo

      I see it's actually you who haven't read the news. Students can pray in schools, both private and public. A public school can't lead a prayer, or call on students to pray, however the students can still pray if they want to. This concept is not unlike the recent news about the National Day of Prayer: if the recent court decision is upheld, the government will not be able to declare a National Day of Prayer, however no one will be prevented from praying.

      For the same reason the government and schools cannot forbid prayer. The government can't even declare a National Day of No-Prayer in which people are encouraged not to pray, since that would also be a government intrusion into religion. Freedom works both ways, and sometimes means the government isn't your official cheerleader.

    68. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps it was the choice of replacement word that prompted the comment rather than the suggestion of replacing fuck with another word.

    69. Re:Hmmmm by Omestes · · Score: 1

      s the ACLU going to go to court and support the Constitutional right be a fool too? It makes about as much sense.

      Freedom of speech is protected, being a fool is not. In some cases being a fool would overlap with actual rights, and in some cases it wouldn't. If someone can be a fool for cussing, then yes, it is protected. If being a fool is something like driving drunk, then, no, it isn't.

      find it amazing that people will say a Christian doesn't have the right to spread/proselytize their religion, or the symbols of Christianity offend them, and want all symbols of Christianity wiped out, while they will fight for the right to offend someone else with their profanity. It's nothing but pure hypocrisy.

      That was a straw man, btw. I have seen no evidence that the ACLU wants to remove all signs of Christianity. They, justifiably, want to see the endorsement of Christianity removed from Government in line with the Separation Clause. This, to me, is fine.

      They also, somewhat less justifiably, but still arguably valid, want to promote equality in the public display of religion. If the Satanists (or whatnot, to take this to an absurd level) can't proudly display their religion, then Christians can't either.

      To me Christians advocating the wanton display of their religion while trying to block other groups from displaying their faith, or lack of faith, is the ultimate hypocracy. If a Christian actively promotes their faith, they should have no problem (and no legal basis) for being hostile towards the various other groups who wish to display their world view. This is especially true with various atheist and free thinking organizations, since they seem to get more than their 20 minutes of hate from hypocritical Christian organizations.

      Personally I think religion should be like sex. You can believe whatever the hell you want in the privacy of your own home, but there is a line that is crossed when it devolves into public display. It shouldn't be illegal to proselytize your pet metaphysical system, but it sure as hell is distasteful.

      I'd rather have 100 people wandering around saying "fuck" than one religious wacko telling me how I really should believe in their Jesus guy, and how I'm a terrible bad person who will suffer eternal torture at the hands of their loving God if I don't agree.

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    70. Re:Hmmmm by Omestes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I agree that they both are censorship, I disagree that they are both equally problematic.

      I could, right now, write a reply that consists only of the f-word, I chose not to, and this is fine, and even admirable. This was my decision, no one forced it on me.

      If I decided to write said alternative reply, and Slashdot, or the Government stepped in and stopped me, this would be a different problem, since a third party was infringing on my ability to act as I wish.

      The first case is a case of self-restraint and responsibility, the second is a case of censorship in the classical "bad" sense. The first case is ethically and morally pure, and something more people should do (out of their own motivations), the second is ethically dubious, and probably nothing more than a display of tyranny.

      Though if /. decided to censor the f-word, it would be completely within their rights being a private enterprise. Private censorship can be distasteful too, but often has a proper place (like barring cussing and sexual comments from a children's website). It also is a matter of choice, since your using their property, so they can guide the discussion.

      Actually the only problem I have with censorship is when a outside, public, entity enforces it against the will of any party involved.

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    71. Re:Hmmmm by operagost · · Score: 1

      Government endorsement of any religion

      Endorsement? The first amendment says, "Congress shall make no law RESPECTING AN ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION, or PROHIBITING THE FREE EXERCISE THEREOF." Why do people play favorites, choosing one half and not the other? Allowing free exercise does not constitute an "establishment" (note that "endorsement" does not appear here), or else this clause would be contradictory.

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    72. Re:Hmmmm by operagost · · Score: 1

      If your argument is that separation of church and state wasn't perfect in the past, I agree. But that doesn't change the point of the idea: the government should be secular; it shouldn't promote one religion over another. If you want your kid to grow up praying to the Christian God every day, go ahead, but don't use other people's tax money and time to put it in public schools.

      The problem is, everyone is being taxed for public schools and vouchers are nonexistent almost everywhere, and students are denied the ability to discuss their faith or even pray, so by default the government is restricting the free exercise of it. Add a voucher program, and the problem is solved. People without kids will still be subsidizing this through school taxes, so the socialist system remains in place.

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    73. Re:Hmmmm by operagost · · Score: 1

      So your point is, religious people are evil and nonreligious people are evil, yet only the principles held by religious people are a problem? Your conceit is really holding you back.

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    74. Re:Hmmmm by operagost · · Score: 1

      Others think that killing animals, with or without a purpose, should count as murder.

      And I think that my old VAXStation should count as a collector's item, but really it's just an old computer. What people choose as acceptable changes over time, and that's the philosophical point here. Maybe we should have some principles that never change. For example, some people might be "fine" with wife swapping, but there are many who do so and eventually discover the emotional strain it places on their marriage.

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    75. Re:Hmmmm by operagost · · Score: 1

      Nice straw man. Only in a theocracy is this accepted. Believers in imposing their religion on those who do not accept it are theocrats. Allowing the free exercise of religion as long as it does not infringe on others rights (and there is no right to "not be offended") is a historical principle in the USA. Trying to win a discussion by introducing a paradox is childish.

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    76. Re:Hmmmm by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
      Huh? Of course I want a theocracy! there is no discussion to win or lose. Only the absolute truth. All who disbelieve are doomed.

      We're from the church. We're here to help.

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    77. Re:Hmmmm by Danse · · Score: 1

      You conveniently forget that the government shall also make no law prohibiting the free expression of religion. The Constitution has balance, it's extremely well-thought-out. Your post is all one-sided, and so is the way the Constitution has been interpreted in the last few decades. The Constitution guarantees freedom of religion, not freedom from religion.

      If you do not have freedom from religion, then you do not have freedom of religion. Without freedom from religion, it must be understood that there is some requirement that you adhere to some religion, recognized as such by the state. How can you possibly interpret that as religious freedom? The state should avoid meddling in the affairs of religion, and should take no action to endorse or support any religion, except in cases where such support is offered to any and all religions. To do otherwise is to allow the state to play favorites with religions.

      Maybe you can explain to me how keeping the government separate from religion, in that it can neither promote nor endorse, nor suppress nor oppose any religion, is a bad thing? What, precisely, is the problem with that?

      During the early years of Federal government, under our current Constitution and while the creators of it were still alive, States actually sponsored different denominations. That's right. There was State sponsored religion, but not Federal sponsored religion. Thomas Jefferson even started a church that met in the Capitol building that had 2,000 people attending it on a weekly basis. The founding fathers saw nothing wrong with expressing their religious beliefs wherever, and whenever, they so desired. They just recognized that it was wrong to oppress someone who disagreed with them on religious issues. At the same time they weren't going to allow anyone else to oppress them because of their beliefs.

      State-sponsored churches existed in some places into the mid 1800s. They were unconstitutional, but tradition is a tough thing to overcome, so they took some time to go away. Jefferson didn't start a church either. There were services held in the capitol for those who lived and worked there.

      The strange thing to me is that many of the people who came to the U.S. did so to escape religious persecution. Of course they proceeded to persecute each other when they got here anyway. Keeping the government out of it is the best way to prevent any particular sect from gaining a foothold and the ability to sway the government to support or oppose other religious groups. Funny how so many conservatives who supposedly don't trust the government not to abuse its power are so quick to try to give it domain to support their own religion, completely forgetting that that power can also be abused, and your people won't always be in control.

      The "wall of separation" letter was written to a church who feared they would be oppressed by the government because they were small. His letter was in response to that. The context makes all the difference. He wasn't saying there couldn't be any religious display on public premises. He was reaffirming the idea that the government could not restrict that group's right to worship as they pleased.

      You're reading a lot into that letter that wasn't actually said. He was a politician too, after all. Politicians know how to placate their constituents. He obviously didn't buy into the Christian religion, even if he thought well of some of the tenets.

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    78. Re:Hmmmm by Danse · · Score: 1

      I see you haven't read the news over the last few years. Students can't pray in school. A nativity scene can't be displayed in a park during Christmas. The lawsuit over, and the theft of, the cross honoring WWI GI's who died in combat.

      Those come off the top of my head, but I can find many, many more. These types of instances happen on a regular basis.

      I see you have difficulty in comprehending what you read. Since when are students prohibited from praying in school? Got anything at all to back that up? Of course a nativity scene can't be displayed on public land when the government won't allow other religions to put up displays as well. What's wrong with that? Same goes with the cross. Appeals to tradition seem to be the only defense for such things. I don't have a problem with displays like that, but I do have a problem with the government playing favorites and only allowing some religions to have such displays.

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    79. Re:Hmmmm by randyleepublic · · Score: 0

      No, my point based upon my views: That some religious people are victims of an evil philosophy. That some of those victims promulgate said evil philosophy, and so are themselves evil. That there are the few, the proud, the paragons of evil: the people who are not truly religious but utilize the evil philosophy to subjugate and degrade their fellows.

      So, this then was and is my point expanded a bit: The fact that some non-religious people are also evil does not excuse or deflate the evil of the religious philosophy. Also, that fact that not all aspects of the evil philosophy are evil, does, again, not excuse or deflate the evil of the religious philosophy.

      So why do I pick on religion???? That's your real question isn't it? Not because of conceit, but precisely because it is seductive, hypocritical, vainglorious, falsely humble, etc., etc. Billions of people are its victims. I am a victim and I am not religious. It is low-hanging fruit in the sense that if one were to end religion, one would do away with a huge host of evil all at one stroke. I daresay that such a stroke would be the greatest achievement of man to date. (Although fractional reserve banking gives religion a good run for its money!) Anyway, if you want to run well in a race, first dump the forty pounds of chain on your shoulders. My conceit is that that religion is that forty pounds of chain. Dump it and we may well have the energy to tackle other, more diffuse and personalized evil. Keep it and we will do neither effectively.

      And, no, there is no danger of throwing the drinking water out with Damien. (Mirror of the baby and bath water cliché.) The bits of wisdom embedded in religion will survive just fine without their shitty media.

      So, why do you indulge your conceit? I.e. that you are a dispassionate and thoughtful observer?

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    80. Re:Hmmmm by Bengie · · Score: 1

      [...]
      BTW religion is mind control propaganda as evil as evil can be. Just because some non-religious people are evil too, doesn't excuse the 10,000 years of horrifying abuse we have suffered as a result of failing to realize that religion is a sure symptom of insanity and acting accordingly. Hello?

      Dictionary.com: "the body of persons adhering to a particular set of beliefs and practices"
      "a point or matter of ethics or conscience"

      Religion is nothing more than a way of living and ethics. I'm fairly sure that EVERYONE has a form of religion even if it doesn't have a formal name.

    81. Re:Hmmmm by randyleepublic · · Score: 0

      Bengie, WTF did your old man do to you? You are in worse shape than ffreeloader.

      Dictionary.com says a LOT more than what you claim. Lie much?

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    82. Re:Hmmmm by Miseph · · Score: 1

      "Where did I fault the ACLU with respect to freedom of religion? I don't think you can find it."

      You implied the crap out of it.

      "Where did I say the ACLU fights against freedom of religion?"

      You were talking about the ACLU, then stated that some people want to eradicate all mention of religion and religious symbols... a certified non-genius like myself would put those two together and infer you're claiming the ACLU is such a group.

      "They sometimes take stances that I find strange, to say the least, but, at the end of the day, they are fairly balanced in that respect."

      I'm going to stick by my guns and say that's exactly what you were saying, and when I called your bluff on an obvious untruth you tried to turn it around on me. It's cute, but I'm not buying that one.

      "Hypocrisy, btw, is saying you believe in something, but act entirely in opposition to that statement."

      Agreed, apparently you DO know the definition.

      "Anyone who claims that they want their "right" to be not "offended" by a symbol by the courts, such as the cross honoring fallen WWI GI's, by trampling on the rights of those who are exercising their rights by erecting the cross, is a hypocrite."

      Whoa there sparky, not so fast. That's not a question of insult... I have never heard of any instance where anybody claimed that another person shouldn't have a cross in their memory (well, none that were taken seriously), but not all fallen WWI GIs were Christians, it would be wholly inappropriate to "honor" them with a cross, and could in fact DIShonor some of our fallen heroes. I suspect that nobody actually wants to do that (or, rather, nobody whose opinion society at large takes seriously... I'm sure that somebody out there is more than happy to dishonor any fallen soldier who didn't share the Christian faith), and I can't help but feel that there are any number of alternative images which could just as appropriately honor the dead without imposing religious beliefs.

      At the very least, I'd hope that you can see where a reasonable conflict of legitimate rights might exist. The world is made of shades of gray.

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  2. Let it rip... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 3, Funny

    This will, I think, shape up to be a filthy comment section...

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    1. Re:Let it rip... by pjfontillas · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why the fuck do you think so?

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    2. Re:Let it rip... by Seth+Kriticos · · Score: 1

      You want to suggest, that this thread will have a much higher ratio of posts with the word FUCK in them, the average /. thread?

      How can you?..

    3. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This will, I think, shape up to be a filthy comment section...

      Fuck you, you stupid cocksucker. You're a stupid fucking cunt.


      /kidding

    4. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please dont use that word. Calling someone stupid is rude and insulting.

    5. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what this fuck word means...

    6. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yeah, well, what about his dick?

    7. Re:Let it rip... by greyline · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is the most versatile word in the English language. Fuck can mean just about anything! Simply use your imagination...

    8. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If his dick was an ear he would listen to it?

    9. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fuckin' whoosh...

    10. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know, right? I just don't get it either. Fuck the fucking fuckers!

    11. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get off your high horse you fucking faggot.

    12. Re:Let it rip... by Jiro · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Besides that, I never understood the argument about "limited vocabulary" anyway. For instance, I'm sure the word "computer" appears a lot. Now, there are lots of synonyms for "computer" than can be used, and there are lots of flowery phrases that are possible. But we don't complain that someone has a "limited vocabulary" because he says "computer" instead of replacing the word with some kind of phrase that's more creative. Why should this be a legitimate complaint about swear words? Sure, they're not creative. Neither is calling your computer a computer or using the word "the" (one of the most unoriginal words in common use). Unless you're judging a creative writing competition, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

    13. Re:Let it rip... by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Funny

      They use swearing as some sort of over compensation, trying to sound important, but only coming across as the dimwit they are.

      I see what you mean.

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    14. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First they came for "fuck", and I didn't speak out because I don't say "fuck"...

    15. Re:Let it rip... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1, Informative

      I don't know 'bout that asshole, but this here niga loves them ho's and their fatt-ass backs. Ugh. And double up: Ugh ugh. - I also loves those Asian bitches with their bigass nipples on teeny-tiny titties. And their clitties are huge and sensitive. Man! Their squeals sound like little girls when I give 'em a little something-something in the poot-tay. The white hos ain't bad neither, though I still prefer my sistas.

      That was fun. Reminds me of my youth in the 90s.
      Uh oh. Here come the Philly police - gotta run.

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    16. Re:Let it rip... by mmarlett · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Fuck" is the most versatile word in the English language. It can be used in every part of speech (except as a preposition, though it can be part of a prepositional phrase). The sentence, "Fuck those fucking fuckers," for example, packs a lot of meaning in what is really only two words. There are so many uses for that one word that someone wrote an entire book on it. In it, it calls "fuck" the "most important and powerful word in the English language."

      So don't be so fucking quick to judge.

    17. Re:Let it rip... by AltairDusk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When did we claim that we were limited to using profanity? I don't see swearing as an indication of one's vocabulary, merely a style of speech. Now calm the fuck down!

    18. Re:Let it rip... by Nick+Number · · Score: 2, Funny

      First they came for "fuck", and I didn't speak out because I don't say "fuck"...

      ...Berzerker!

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    19. Re:Let it rip... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      It's basically like the word "Smurf" as used by the [url]ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs#Smurf_language[/url].

      You're smurfin' right. It's flexible as smurf and those smurfholes can't do a smurfingthing about it.

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    20. Re:Let it rip... by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Informative

      "the" comes from the Germanic pronouns der, die, das, des, and so on. It used to have a purpose, to indicate gender of the noun, but now it's just a filler word because saying, "Girl ran after ball and up hill," sounds wrong to our ears.

      My omputer. My PC. My Mac. My Amiga. My Linux. My porn archive.

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    21. Re:Let it rip... by TyrainDreams · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Instead of coming up with a witty and thought out reply I instead say...

      Fuck you. Pretentious fuck head...

    22. Re:Let it rip... by gumbi+west · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Let me help, when you use a swear word as an adjective, you miss the opportunity to use an adjective that would help the listener. Think of someone leaving a class room where the just got a bad grade on their test they could say, "I hate that f*cking teacher. He is such an *ss" removing the swear word, "I hate that teacher. He is an ..." makes it clear that the thought is really quite banal, makes you sound stupid (worthy of the C). The speaker would feel compelled to add something so that they might say, "I hate that droning teacher. He is never nice to me." Much more communicative.

    23. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what this fuck word means...

      That's ok; as a Slashdotter, it's probably not something you'll ever have to worry about.

    24. Re:Let it rip... by idontgno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Shakespeare asserted that "Brevity is the soul of wit."

      Your rejoinder was quite brief.

      Therefore, your rejoinder is quite witty. QED.

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    25. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except as a preposition

      Hmmm, tough one... Fuckside? Fuckways? Afuck?
      I can't use any of those in a sentence.

    26. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There once was a man from Nantucket
      Whos dick was so long he could suck it

      But a get from sidney
      could put it up to her kidney
      he had a big one
      didnt he?

    27. Re:Let it rip... by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      Yea, but what if the instructor's just a drippy cunt?

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    28. Re:Let it rip... by raphael75 · · Score: 0

      "Girl ran after ball and up hill," sounds wrong to our ears.

      But it sounds great to Russians!

    29. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The girl or a girl? The ball or a ball? The hill or a hill?

    30. Re:Let it rip... by Lumpy · · Score: 0

      They also rarely have a job that has more than, "you want fries with that?" in the requirements.

      Honestly, the level of casual profanity from a person is directly connected to their lack of education and socio-economic status.

      Rappers and sports figures are nothing more than an anomaly. They are a strange occurrence that baffles even the biggest experts.

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    31. Re:Let it rip... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I'm not a prude or anything, I just find that most people who swear all the time have almost nothing useful or interesting to say, or otherwise full of self importance.

      Well... at least it makes them easy to spot.

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    32. Re:Let it rip... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      No, that word would be "Dude" plus it doesn't get you kicked out of anywhere.

    33. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's basically like the word "Smurf" as used by the [url]ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs#Smurf_language[/url].

      You're smurfin' right. It's flexible as smurf and those smurfholes can't do a smurfingthing about it.

      Marklar is also like marklar. Isn't that right, Marklar?

    34. Re:Let it rip... by P0ltergeist333 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was with you up until: "at least on principle, I find that their legal support of such people as some sort of "enlightened" viewpoint is almost just as shallow."

      What?

      "at least on principle" - Well of course...that's the whole reason behind the suit, the principle of the matter.

      "I find that their legal support of such people as some sort of "enlightened" viewpoint is almost just as shallow."- What? If you believe in a principle, you defend the right of ALL people. Just like John Adams defending the British soldiers accused in the "Boston Massacre." You can't say "I wont defend Larry Flynt because he peddles "smut." We all have the right to equal protection under the law, even those you DON"T LIKE. And you say THEY'RE shallow?

      The bottom line is that no one has the right to not be offended. Period.

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    35. Re:Let it rip... by corbettw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Who the fuck are you? The fucking Fuck Police?

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    36. Re:Let it rip... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      I just find that most people who swear all the time have almost nothing useful or interesting to say, or otherwise full of self importance.

      Funny, I feel exactly the same about people that get their undies in a bundle over people who use swear words.

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    37. Re:Let it rip... by mikael_j · · Score: 3, Funny

      To try to come up with a serious answer to your post...

      I've found that the amount of swearing and choice of curse words is strongly linked to socioeconomic background. I know plenty of people from typical working class backgrounds who despite having college educations, high IQs, large vocabularies and all the necessary tools for swear-free communication will still curse a lot more than other friends who come from the middle or upper classes of society, they also tend to use simpler swear words with more direct "force" behind them.

      Someone from the upper class is more likely to avoid swearing in general and will most likely often try to vary him-/herself when swearing while someone with a working class background is more likely to just blurt out "fuck", "fuck you", "fuck it", "ah fuck", "fuck this shit" and so on.

      Also, since language in general is very context-dependent it is likely that using "fuck", "shit", "cunt" or another swear word in a sentence will not distort the message enough for it to be unintelligible.

      Of course, this whole fucking post is based on a big pile of anecdotal shit.

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    38. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government.
      Lenny Bruce

    39. Re:Let it rip... by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 2, Informative

      Fuckside? Fuckways? Afuck?

      "We're all afuck." (== "we're fucked")?

    40. Re:Let it rip... by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
      - Mark Twain, a Biography

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      Under the influence of Post-Cyberpunk Gonzo Journalism
    41. Re:Let it rip... by pjfontillas · · Score: 1

      Hahaha, nice.

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    42. Re:Let it rip... by ffreeloader · · Score: 1

      Instead of coming up with a witty and thought out reply I instead say...

      Fuck you. Pretentious fuck head...

      Yup. So lacking in vocabulary, imagination, and self-respect you reduce yourself to the lowest common denominator. Nice way to prove that the poster you're replying to is correct. I guess you have one thing going for you, at least you're honest enough to admit it.

      Profuse profanity. The refuge of the angry, unimaginative, ambition-less person who isn't capable of expressing anything other than their own poorly suppressed rage and frustration, which is born of their inability to understand the world around them.

      --
      "while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude." de Tocqueville
    43. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find a swear word as just another word. If you say, "oh gosh, I dropped my fork", and I say, "Oh f**k, I dropped my fork", what is the difference? Since I treat as an ordinary word, I use it as an ordinary word. How you can view my use of that word in any more detail or draw assumptions about my education or ignorance level is 100% pure speculation on your part and is not based on any facts.

      On that note, you claim to detect an ignorance level with someone who swears, ignorant of what?

    44. Re:Let it rip... by ffreeloader · · Score: 1

      Your rejoinder was quite brief.

      Therefore, your rejoinder is quite witty. QED.

      Wow!

      Oh, such wit in only one word. Brevity like that must make me a master of sarcastic wit in your eyes.

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      "while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude." de Tocqueville
    45. Re:Let it rip... by RockoTDF · · Score: 1

      Obviously you haven't met many academics. They have the vocabulary to crush most people, and swear like motherfuckers.

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    46. Re:Let it rip... by TyrainDreams · · Score: 1

      Slashdot.

      Where someone goes out of their way to tell you that your profane sentence is full of wit just to disagree with you.

    47. Re:Let it rip... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The whole point is principle. Or rather, precedent.

      If it's ok to ban one word or one group of words, it's ok to ban other speech too. Freedom is or is not. There's no limited freedom. What kind of freedom is that? Likewise, there is no limited freedom of speech. Either you can speak your mind or you cannot.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    48. Re:Let it rip... by McGruber · · Score: 1

      "Fuck" is the most versatile word in the English language. It can be used in every part of speech (except as a preposition, though it can be part of a prepositional phrase). The sentence, "Fuck those fucking fuckers," for example, packs a lot of meaning in what is really only two words.

      "Slashdot those slashdotting slashdotters" Hmmm, /. must be the second most versatile word in the English language.

    49. Re:Let it rip... by TyrainDreams · · Score: 0

      Ah, humour, lost on those who checked their funny bone at the door of being a douche bag...

      Btw that little spew of cliché and highly unimaginative sayings that really didn't fit together all that well could have been easily avoided had you just told me to 'keep it to my fucking self.'

      The best way to deal with people who think that anyone who doesn't halt their life to debate with every person on any subject of disagreement is ignorant and unimaginative is to easily dismiss them vulgarly with or without a threat of violence and let them go on living their life thinking what they would think of you regardless...

      My opinion on the matter is if you have such a huge brain to argue with go use it to solve some of the problems in world...

    50. Re:Let it rip... by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

      That poem fucking stinks. No..really it smells like shit. FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckvvFuckvFuckFuckFuck

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    51. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good illustration of what you are saying. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rX7-R54-Q8

    52. Re:Let it rip... by Tarsir · · Score: 1

      In the sentence, fucking gives emphasis to the statement. It's like having an exclamation mark which means angry-emphasis instead of emphasis in general. Ass is a valid adjective with meaning. The fact that the thought appears banal after you remove the swear-words precisely disproves your point. They obviously add something, or else removing them wouldn't alter the sentence so much.

    53. Re:Let it rip... by Toonol · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't really mind swearing, and occasionally let loose. However, I do find it... perhaps childish? ...when people find something funny simply because a fuck was added into the mix. Look at this thread: Dozens of comments that are basically contentless, modded +5 funny because they have 'fucking' in them. I don't find it offensive, just juvenile and lame, like kids giggling after they say 'poop'.

    54. Re:Let it rip... by ffreeloader · · Score: 1

      Rappers and sports figures are nothing more than an anomaly. They are a strange occurrence that baffles even the biggest experts.

      Rappers? They deliberately appeal to the lowest common denominator to make money. What's so anomalous about that? The vast majority of today's comedians do exactly the same thing. Go back 40 or 50 years and you'll find comedians that didn't mistake shock value for humor.

      Most sports stars? Aren't known for their brain power. They live, and excel, in a world in which physical expression rules. It's an anomaly that most fail to develop their mental skills to the same level as their physical skills? Hardly. Not that they're all stupid, because they aren't, but you'll find, the majority of the time, that the more their job in sports requires, or required in the case of retired athletes, mental development the more they have developed their vocabularies. It's just that the time needed to focus on physical training takes away from the time they have devoted to developing their intellects, and because they've always been praised excessively for their physical skills. I see nothing anomalous about this either. It's a direct result of human nature. Of course we are going to spend more time and energy working to develop those areas of ourselves for which we receive the most praise.

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      "while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude." de Tocqueville
    55. Re:Let it rip... by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      what if the instructor's just a drippy cunt?

      you wish

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      There is no right to feel safe thru security vaudeville at the expense of everyone's freedom, privacy and tax money.
    56. Re:Let it rip... by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Really? Is the state of your communication such that you're limited to swearing where clearly it doesn't convey any sense whatsoever other than your own limited vocabulary?

      English must not be your first language if you think that the use of the word 'fuck' conveyed no meaning in that sentence. It clearly functions as signifier of emotional intensity, which is a perfectly legitimate grammatical function.

      Seriously, I've often wondered how people who swear constantly, and use the F-bomb as noun, verb, adverb and pronoun ever communicate anything useful other than their own ignorance and lack of literacy.

      Seriously? I've often wondered how prescriptivist morons sleep at night. Doesn't mean they don't, and on the contrary the 'F-bomb' communicates a fuck of a lot more than you think it does.

      Ex: In the above sentence, it functions again as an emotional intensifier. This is the most common function of taboo words in everyday speech--to concisely convey emotional states, particularly negative ones. Contrast the above with the following version:

      Doesn't mean they don't, and on the contrary the 'F-bomb' communicates a lot more than you think it does.

      You might think the two sentences mean the same thing, but that only suggests to me that you are not a native speaker of English, or you're just a moron. Look up 'denotation' and 'connotation.' Denotatively, the sentences do mean more or less the same--connotatively they are radically different.

      I'm not a prude or anything, I just find that most people who swear all the time have almost nothing useful or interesting to say, or otherwise full of self importance.

      This is called selection bias--most people, PERIOD, have almost nothing useful or interesting to say and are otherwise full of self-importance. That this applies to most people who swear frequently is not noteworthy.

      They use swearing as some sort of over compensation, trying to sound important, but only coming across as the dimwit they are.

      As opposed to trying to talk like Henry James? Give me a habitual swearer over someone imitating James anyday (James has his merits, don't get me wrong, but style isn't one of them).

      The funny thing is, while I stand with the ACLU on this one, at least on principle, I find that their legal support of such people as some sort of "enlightened" viewpoint is almost just as shallow.

      Almost as shallow as your opinions on the matter and your grasp of language.

    57. Re:Let it rip... by mangu · · Score: 1

      Think of someone leaving a class room where the just got a bad grade on their test they could say, "I hate that f*cking teacher"

      What if the class is Sexual Education?

    58. Re:Let it rip... by Smauler · · Score: 1

      Purely because someone does not use their vocubulary to express their disdain of you does not mean they lack that aforementioned vocabulary. Perhaps you noticed the word pretentious? No, I see you didn't, since you just focused upon the one word you don't like. Assumptions abound about the GP within your post, especially concerning his anger, imagination, frustration, ignorance and lack of ambition, which you are truly absolutely ignorant of, and assign to him purely because of one word he used.

      Meh.... Fuck you. Pretentious fuck head....

    59. Re:Let it rip... by Smauler · · Score: 1

      Note - I thought P was GGP... I was mistaken.

    60. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the sentence, fucking gives emphasis to the statement. It's like having an exclamation mark which means angry-emphasis instead of emphasis in general.

      Yes, and excessive use of exclamation marks is also widely considered poor style.

    61. Re:Let it rip... by suomynonAyletamitlU · · Score: 1

      They add emphasis, but they don't add content--or if they do, it's in a nuanced way that may or may not actually be descriptive. You may be choosing your choice of emphatic invectives intentionally, or you may just be spewing bullshit all over the floor.

      For instance, what's the difference between these invectives? How do you know whether they actually mean them to be distinct from each other?

      A twat
      A dick
      An ass
      An asshole
      An assface
      A shithead
      A shitface
      A dumbass
      A smartass
      A wiseass
      A twatface
      A shit-for-brains
      A retard
      A fucktard
      A dumbfuck
      A fuckhead
      A bitch
      A fucking bitch
      A giant fucking bitch

      This is of course without going into the difference between swearing, cursing, profanity, obscenity, and other subclassifications of invective language.

    62. Re:Let it rip... by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      Futz, that was smegging awesome.

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    63. Re:Let it rip... by Smauler · · Score: 1

      Really? Ever heard of the Fucking Fulfords? At least watch until 1:30 or so.

    64. Re:Let it rip... by ffreeloader · · Score: 1

      LOL. Yeah, you express yourself with vulgarity only and then complain when someone sees you as vulgar. You don't want to be considered vulgar? Stop being vulgar.

      It's as if you think the world is going to view you in a way other than how you express yourself.

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      "while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude." de Tocqueville
    65. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I do agree that swearing is one sign of a limited vocabulary, I don't agree that it is a sign of a dimwit. In fact if you do a little research (my research is limited to me reading a book about a guy who researched the meaning of the word "FUCK" its called: FUCK YES!) you may find that the word "fuck" and "cunt" began being censored in print around the mid 1700's. There was no real reason given at the time other than these words were vulgar; they had a negative connotation. Essentially the word vulgar means simply: common. So to swear is to use common language. The reason that these words were given this connotation is rather simple to explain. They are extremely descriptive ways to describe how rulers were treating the common man at that time in history. Put another way, the Proletariat didn't like the way the Bourgeoisie were describing how the Proletariat were treating the Bourgeoisie. So they simply banned the words per se. What better way to ban a word that the middle class uses than to make it have a low class connotation. Effectively, the middle class does the "censorship" for them. So the whole censorship of vulgar words can be summed up like this: Politicians were fucking the people like cunts and subsequently didn't like the fact that the people were describing it that way. I guess it was just a little to accurate for their taste. By the looks of the world around us, this is still the case today. Funny then that we're going to court to get our words back.

      Incidentally, I've also heard that SHIT was actually an acronym. It stood for Ship High In Transit. They labeled manure shipments that way so they wouldn't get stored too low below decks on a boat and get wet. If manure got wet it would produce methane and if you have a boat full of methane and someone lights a match ... boom. So it was a safety issue. I think you can make the correlation though ;)

    66. Re:Let it rip... by TyrainDreams · · Score: 0

      Since when does anyone view anyone by how they express themselves... last I checked anything that has been said/written/done is still up for interpretation so why would I bother trying to express myself in a way that will cause you to view me how I want to be viewed by you. No matter how I intend to be taken you will take it however you damn well please. The world is going to view me how it likes in the same way that I view you how I do and you view me how you do...

      So as I stated before arguing about vulgarity and what is vulgar is a waste of time... words are words and actions are actions its pretty much up to the perceiver to interpret them how they want.

    67. Re:Let it rip... by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      Blue Smurfs,Red Dwarfs - I like your color commentary

    68. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, it's not. The word 'buffalo' is more versatile. For instance, the following sentence is gramatically correct and somewhat meaningful:

      Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

      You can't do that with the word 'fuck' (although some people attempt something of the sort when they get hurt or angry).

    69. Re:Let it rip... by retchdog · · Score: 1

      But it can be used as a proposition, albeit an unreliable one.

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    70. Re:Let it rip... by KahabutDieDrake · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree with what you have to say, but I will fight to the death to protect your right to say it.

      I'm fairly certain this is the main principle behind the ACLU's action here.

    71. Re:Let it rip... by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Then she had better get checked out for an infection.

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    72. Re:Let it rip... by KahabutDieDrake · · Score: 1

      Dude those duding dudes? It really doesn't have the same level of communication. Brah.

    73. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "'I hate that droning teacher. He is never nice to me.' Much more communicative."

      Sure, if you want to sound like a fucking SAT question.

      Plus your example isn't even more communicative. It is more confusing, since droning and nicety are not related.

    74. Re:Let it rip... by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      And the only reason curse words get laughter is because it gets twists the puritanical assholes' panties into knots. Why is the word 'fuck' a curse word? Because of it's shock value. Why does it have shock value? Because it's a curse word. Maybe if people would lighten the fuck up it would just be another word.

    75. Re:Let it rip... by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I think this is a great fucking job on their part.

    76. Re:Let it rip... by ffreeloader · · Score: 1

      Just a thought here.

      What does the profanity add to the idea of the GGP being pretentious? Not that I agree that he is, just asking how it improves the allegation that the GGP is pretentious? How does it support the argument? By adding another ad hominen attack? By adding another logical fallacy? Just what is the logical support for the profanity?

      You also showed a lack of reading comprehension skills. I said "Profuse profanity" is the refuge of the angry, unimaginativee, etc.... I didn't say "All Profanity". I have used profanity, and sometimes gratuitously so in the past, but my profanity never added any intelligence to what I said, or won a discussion or argument. It just alienated whoever I was arguing with, or was mad at. It served no good purpose.

      I often see the allegation of "pretensiousness" leveled at people who desire civil communication. I call it an ad hominen fallacy as it attacks the person, not their ideas. We all know that the ad hominen attack is the refuge of those who know they are losing the logical argument.

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    77. Re:Let it rip... by causality · · Score: 0

      Besides that, I never understood the argument about "limited vocabulary" anyway. For instance, I'm sure the word "computer" appears a lot. Now, there are lots of synonyms for "computer" than can be used, and there are lots of flowery phrases that are possible. But we don't complain that someone has a "limited vocabulary" because he says "computer" instead of replacing the word with some kind of phrase that's more creative. Why should this be a legitimate complaint about swear words? Sure, they're not creative. Neither is calling your computer a computer or using the word "the" (one of the most unoriginal words in common use). Unless you're judging a creative writing competition, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

      Because when prudish people feel a desire to tell others how they may speak, what they may listen to, or what they may watch, they have to come up with an excuse that sounds at least faintly legitimate. Otherwise their desire to control other people and make them submit to their approval would be too obvious. The funny thing is that by doing it this way, they are tacitly acknowledging that their desire to enforce their beliefs on others does need to be justified.

      It doesn't make a whole lot of sense because the purpose is to provide an excuse, not to demonstrate a logical conclusion. That's why they're so damned selective about when the creative use of vocabulary is important to them.

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      It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
    78. Re:Let it rip... by ffreeloader · · Score: 1

      So, why attack me if I'm just seeing you as I think you are, not what you are expressing yourself to be? Isn't that just what you did to someone else? Didn't you just see someone as you thought they were, and then personally attacked them for your own perceptions?

      Your logic is a mass of contradictions.

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      "while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude." de Tocqueville
    79. Re:Let it rip... by mmarlett · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's not meaningful at all. I think you're just trying to buffalo us.

      "Buffalo" has got about six definitions split across a proper noun, a noun (plural and singular) and a verb. The only adjective is Buffalonian (a person from Buffalo). "Fuck" beats the fuck out of that fucker by a fucking mile -- its got a fuckload more uses. Not that you give a fuck.

    80. Re:Let it rip... by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

      Hi, I'm a Mac.

      And I'm a...

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    81. Re:Let it rip... by TyrainDreams · · Score: 0

      Because I perceived you the way I did... as a douche bag who can't take a joke... Which you are...

    82. Re:Let it rip... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thou mangled clay-brained strumpet!
      In thine exhaustive listing of profane, uncouth vocabulary, thouest did misseth "asshat".
      But without, you speak an infinite deal of nothing.
      The most infectious pestilence upon thee!

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    83. Re:Let it rip... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and besides, he's wrong.

      I can think of a LOT of places where duding a dude would get you kicked out.

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    84. Re:Let it rip... by ChrisMP1 · · Score: 1

      Honestly, the level of casual profanity from a person is directly connected to their lack of education and socio-economic status.

      No. The level of holier-than-thou attitude is directly connected to socio-economic status, and also tends to follow education.

      I suppose things are different where you live, because around here (upstate New York) just about everyone swears casually when with peers. What comes with lack of education and lower socio-economic status is not knowing when to stop. All the assholes (sorry) who swear at work or in class are the ones with brains of oatmeal.

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    85. Re:Let it rip... by Golddess · · Score: 1

      It always amuses me to hear prudes say that swearing somehow limits ones vocabulary. It's as if the fact that people who _don't_ swear have _less_ words in their vocabulary has been somehow lost on them. :)

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    86. Re:Let it rip... by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      Humor is relative. Get a fucking grip.

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      "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
    87. Re:Let it rip... by Golddess · · Score: 1

      And lets not forget that Mythbusters proved that swearing increases tolerance to pain.

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    88. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      none of this justifies why the state should be limiting speech. if you're that lilly-livered that you can't handle 'swearing' then you can choose not to associate with people who do. imo, people who complain about it are fucking pussies! That arrogant intellectualism you refer to is crap as well. Choosing not to swear does not make one more intelligent than one who does. in your particular example, the swearing implies the meaning just as well as the drawn out 'traditional' explanation. why? because people use swears in such situations when the behavior involved is blatant and obvious to begin with.

    89. Re:Let it rip... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      The word "FUCK" (there I said it), is crude. It is like saying "CUNT" to a woman, as in "you're such a CUNT".

      If, as you say, the word "FUCK" becomes "common" it would become just another word. Well if you look at this thread, it has indeed become a common word, with no meaning what-so-ever, because it can mean anything, and only has meaning in the context of adding "emphasis" (as another poster mentioned).

      The problem is, what happens when someone uses it for FUCKING EMPHASIS, every FUCKING other FUCKING word? It no longer provides emphasis to anything, and only becomes another distracting word.

      Now if your only value left in using the word "FUCK" is for shock value, and it has none, because you've used it in EVERY FUCKING POSSIBLE FUCKING WAY ALL THE FUCKING TIME, well guess what, it isn't all that FUCKING shocking any more.

      What is left is simply this, it diminishes its overall value as a word, being common, vague, and yet still considered crude.

      And if you want to keep announcing to the world that you're crude, vague and common, GREAT! Keep using the word as if it means what you want. I'll keep hearing you use the word and continue to think of you as ignorant simpleton who can't find something better to say, and not worth listening to.

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    90. Re:Let it rip... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      English must not be your first language if you think that the use of the word 'fuck' conveyed no meaning in that sentence. It clearly functions as signifier of emotional intensity, which is a perfectly legitimate grammatical function.

      It does no such thing. I cannot tell if it is for emphasis or if the guy is a clown with a limited vocabulary, or just a normal guy going for a +1 Funny Mod. Can you tell which of the three he is?

      Seriously? I've often wondered how prescriptivist morons sleep at night. Doesn't mean they don't, and on the contrary the 'F-bomb' communicates a fuck of a lot more than you think it does.

      I realize this. The problem is that most people using it don't realize what ELSE it conveys: Rudeness and Crudeness. I can see you at your (or offspring's) wedding ... "FUCKING Beloved, we are fucking gathered together this fucking day, to witness the holy fucking matrimony of these two wonderful fucks" all because the Pastor, Priest, Rabbi wants to add emphasis (or humor, or whatever you think it adds to any sentence).

      If it just another "word" as most people in this thread are trying to say, it shouldn't be a problem, it is after all "an emotional intensifier" to a proper emotionally intense situation ;)

      You might think the two sentences mean the same thing, but that only suggests to me that you are not a native speaker of English, or you're just a moron. Look up 'denotation' and 'connotation.' Denotatively, the sentences do mean more or less the same--connotatively they are radically different.

      You simply ignore socially acceptable norms. If there is (or should be) no social norms, then you shouldn't have a problem with my suggestion above (wedding).

      My point, should you have missed it, there are socially acceptable places and times for things, and blindly applying the lowest common denominator to application of social norms and rules doesn't really work either.

      The ACLU is stupid for taking this to court, as it will give free and unfettered license to use the word, even in the most socially unacceptable situations. On the other hand, we shouldn't be legislating social norms either.

      This just goes to show how far we've fallen in society that we cannot refrain from making pigs of ourselves, just because we can.

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    91. Re:Let it rip... by hellop2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      For instance, what's the difference between these invectives?

      A twat - since the inclusion of cunt, twat has been deprecated
      A dick - stubborn, demanding, mean
      An ass - obnoxious and unwanted
      An asshole - similar to dick, but less flattering
      An assface - face looks like an ass
      A shithead - entire head is worth as much as shit
      A shitface - similar to assface, but worse
      A dumbass - not intelligent
      A smartass - obnoxious
      A wiseass - similar to smartass, but with more old-timey feel, deprecated
      A twatface - deprecated, you might get laughed at if you use this term
      A shit-for-brains - unintelligent
      A retard - developmental disability
      A fucktard - like retard, but worse
      A dumbfuck - unintelligent with subtle hints of sexual inadequacy
      A fuckhead - worthless, except possibly for use as a masturbation tool
      A bitch - 1. female dog 2. rude, overbearing woman
      A fucking bitch - worse than a bitch
      A giant fucking bitch - worse than a fucking bitch. Ex: Susan may be a bitch, but Marth is a giant fucking bitch.

      Personally, I always choose the subtle nuances of my emphatic invectives with utmost intention, you wiseass hippy-dippy stump-humpin forest faggot. God, I hate hippies.

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    92. Re:Let it rip... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      I don't understand what quantum electrodynamics has to do with wit...

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    93. Re:Let it rip... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Um, I'm sorry, but I don't see any swear words in your post, so you must not be saying anything with enough emphasis, humor, or otherwise interesting things to say, at least according to the majority of the people in this thread. ;)

      On the otherhand, I never said people who swear have a limited vocabulary. I said people who use the F-Bomb all the time have a necessarily limited vocabulary.

      People who feel the need to drop the F-bomb all the time, don't have anything better to say because that is all they know.

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    94. Re:Let it rip... by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      I can think of a LOT of places where duding a dude would get you kicked out.

      Texas?

    95. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Versatility and ambiguity are, in many cases (this one included), synonymous.

      What does one mean when one says, "Fuck those fucking fuckers."?

      To the biker in a chain gang, this might mean, "I shall end the lives of those ungentlemanly fellows with a bit of gunpowder and metal."
      To the sports fan, it might mean, "I say, old chaps. Do defeat that other team, if you please."
      To the co-star in a porno, it might mean, "Be sure to really give those ladies all you've got old boy."

      Sadly, most people don't understand the fact that to obtain the power of versatility, the word "fuck", of necessity, traded the power of communicability.

    96. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cannot tell if it is for emphasis or if the guy is a clown with a limited vocabulary, or just a normal guy going for a +1 Funny Mod. Can you tell which of the three he is?

      Oddly in your very first port, you claimed that swearing does indeed imply limited vocabulary and ignorance. Now you claim you don't know if a person swearing is ignorant and has a limited vocabulary or just doing it for emphasis. The problem is you are trying to pass judgment on a person based on a single sentence. If I stated, "It was extremely hot and I was out cutting my grass", can you make a judgement on what type of person I am? Am I ignorant? Uneducated? Do I have a limited vocabulary? Why would you think you could make a judgment of me if I said "It was fucking hot and I was out cutting my grass" or how about "It was freaking hot and I was out cutting my grass". The problem is you are making judgments of people based on a single sentence. I can choose either adjective when I want and I am the SAME person with the same education and the same vocabulary.

      As for your wedding example.. It is a word, it would get funny looks and offend people in that specific situation but it is still just a word. You bring up socially acceptable norms NOW but made but made NO mention of it before, just that swearing = ignorant and uneducated.

               

    97. Re:Let it rip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I don't watch Stargate :: Universe. Or more appropriately, FUCK YOU.

    98. Re:Let it rip... by ffreeloader · · Score: 1

      Because I perceived you the way I did... as a douche bag who can't take a joke... Which you are...

      So, what makes you any better? You attack people on nothing more than your admitted personal perceptions with no objective basis for your attacks. And you pronounce me a douche? I'll wear that like a badge of honor coming from you. I'll display my sense of humor by laughing about it with my wife.

      Methinks you're the pot calling the kettle black. At least I can give solid reasons for my point of view. Your reasoning is, because I wanted to. How very mature of you.

      Seems like the more you say, the deeper the hole you dig for yourself.

      Any time you want to stop trading insults and talk about this rationally I'm more than willing. I just like to give as good as I get, and when I see someone making ad hominen attacks I tend to get involved. If you want to disagree with someone, do it. But, do it as a reasonable person, not some prick who can do nothing but insult the other person.

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    99. Re:Let it rip... by TyrainDreams · · Score: 0

      Calm down bud, now tell me my original assessment was incorrect... as upset as you are...

      "The best way to deal with people who think that anyone who doesn't halt their life to debate with every person on any subject of disagreement is ignorant and unimaginative is to easily dismiss them vulgarly with or without a threat of violence and let them go on living their life thinking what they would think of you regardless..."

      "Seems like the more you say, the deeper the hole you dig for yourself."

      I dig no hole sir, you keep making these weird accusations about my logic and things that are occurring due what I'm saying which are clearly not... You repeatedly exercise your 'superior intellect'... but all you manage to do is make little to no sense whatsoever or you get more and more upset... not unlike a little girl...

      Show me this solid reasoning I don't really see it... The problem is you think you are correct about your assessment of my joke although it was a joke had it been serious you would still be wrong... you are not right... in fact all these points you make apply only within your mind... words are words and are up to interpretation... human interpretation is always wrong.

    100. Re:Let it rip... by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      I don't recall arguing that the state should limit speech, just that swear words were not very communicative or helpful.

    101. Re:Let it rip... by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      the point is that the meaning is actually the same--similar to using an exclamation mark or not, as you say. The actual thought is completely contained in the sentences without the swear words, they are just there to add adjectives. But then they don't actually add anything. That's the point. The though are dull and uninteresting, I might be tempted to think the same thing of the speaker.

    102. Re:Let it rip... by BillX · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can, but not as a preposition. "Threee bluescreens in three hours; clearly something is afuck in my registry."

      Wait, I have it!

      "Upon opening the door, he was shocked to see his wife sitting afuck the mailman." Kind of like "atop" or "astraddle", but a bit more specific.

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    103. Re:Let it rip... by Raven_Stark · · Score: 1

      Fuckin'-A!

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    104. Re:Let it rip... by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      People who prattle on about how using curse words is low class are amusing. Methinks they doth protest too much. Probably poor self esteem that they're trying desperately to overcome.

      It's OK Michael, don't feel bad. Not everyone can be a winner in the game of life. You can always switch to Hinduism and hope for reincarnation. Better luck next time, sport.

    105. Re:Let it rip... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      If I stated, "It was extremely hot and I was out cutting my grass", can you make a judgement on what type of person I am?

      Yeah, a guy who cuts his lawn on hot days. Maybe a masochist, maybe busy guy, or maybe an idiot who didn't get up early enough to mow in the morning. You're not doing it professionally, because you said "my grass".

      Come to think of it, you might be a dope smoker making a funny inside type joke about agriculturing hemp.

      But yeah, there is a lot one can tell from that sentence, that a little investigating might shed some light on.

      Acceptable societal norms make society work. Of course, you're probably one of those proverbial geeks living in mom's basement, so that is why you don't understand society. And I guess if I say "Nigger" it is just a word too huh?

      No words ever should offend, right? Cocksmoking teabagger. Doesn't offend? Asskissing moron ? No? Give me enough time, I'll find "words" that offend you. Heil Hitler? Nothing? NOTHING anyone says can offend you?

      So, when the Westburro Baptist Church gets out you simply ignore them? And you're okay with the Klan having marches in your city? You'd never shout down Ann Coulter? What about a Muslim Imam preaching Jihad at Ground Zero?

      How about those Christian Militia people who were talking about blowing up cops? That offend you? After all, it is just "words" nothing more.

      I'm just trying to figure out when words become more than just words to you. But alas, I see you're nothing but an anonymous coward. Why bother.

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    106. Re:Let it rip... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Let me help, when you use a swear word as an adjective, you miss the opportunity to use an adjective that would help the listener.

      Maybe, maybe not. There is a Soviet urban legend about this...

      Russian profanities are considerably more expressive than English ones, mainly due to the ability of the language to combine word roots in more creative ways, and rich inflections. Consequently, it is common for people, especially males, and stereotypically lower classes, to substitute virtually all grammatical categories with swearwords, while still retaining the structure of the sentence to the point that its original meaning is understandable.

      Now, the legend... the way it goes, the above was very much true in a certain Soviet factory, where workers identified both parts and processes using a rich swearword lexicon. So "this little fuckthing" (which would be a single word in Russian) meant a very specific part, and "fuck it over through the cunt" (again, a single word) meant applying a very specific technological process to that part; and so on.

      Which all went well, in fact, until there was a scheduled inspection of the factory by local Party leadership, and the supervisors forbade workers from swearing. That day, the factory stalled, because the workers on the ground could not coherently explain the manufacturing process, much less coordinate it, without resorting to their original lexicon. They simply haven't used the "proper" names of the parts in years or decades - depending on how long people have been working there!

      There's also another army-related joke on the subject. As it goes, Soviet officers were taught that, in theory, Soviet army had a disadvantage in battle because Russian words are, on average, twice as long as English words, and therefore orders take twice as much time to give and to understand. However, in practice, this was found to not be a problem, since in combat conditions, Soviet officers would switch almost entirely to swearwords for all their orders, which are significantly shorter, mostly matching English for all practical purposes.

      Take it for what you will, though, according to my (ex-Soviet army major, combat service in Afghanistan) father, the army joke is spot on.

    107. Re:Let it rip... by dave87656 · · Score: 1

      when you use a swear word as an adjective, you miss the opportunity to use an adjective that would help the listener.

      True, but, sometimes, the speaker just wants to express feelings: frustration, dislike, love, etc. Sometimes the F word is effective for that. "She's f'ing gorgeous." or "You f'ing jerk" or probably more effective at that than "She's exceptionally beautiful" or "You inconsiderate person."

    108. Re:Let it rip... by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's much LESS communicative. There's no way you can look at your last quote and honestly say that it's not, well, boring and containing an unnecessary adjective. Really, droning? Shouldn't be there. People don't really talk like that, and people try not to write like that unless it's a D&D campaign.

      Profanity is a bit like facial expressions and hand motions and vocal tone. There's a lot of meaning being conveyed, but it's hard to exactly put your finger on what it is (and even harder to work out any kind of set rules for any of it). "Have a nice day," or "Have a nice fucking day"? Clearly different meanings, so profanity is not meaningless; and there's really no way to express exactly the meaning behind "Have a nice fucking day" in *any other way*, so profanity is not always a lazy choice of adjectives.

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    109. Re:Let it rip... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Why hello there officer...is that a gun in your holster? *winks*

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    110. Re:Let it rip... by cluke · · Score: 1

      Haha, thanks for the belly laugh. "Afuck" is my new favourite word.

    111. Re:Let it rip... by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      Thou art a fishmonger...

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    112. Re:Let it rip... by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      The point is that the speaker things that there is all this meaning in their swear words but they add zero or near zero communicative value. From the listeners' perspective, they might mean just about anything. You might as well say, "She's adjective gorgeous." In your example adjective might be, "really" or "annoyingly" the speaker knows what they meant and thinks the listener does too (and the listener might even choose their own meaning and think the speech was specific too) but in fact, there is nothing there.

    113. Re:Let it rip... by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      "there's really no way to express exactly the meaning behind "Have a nice fucking day" in *any other way*,"

      Uh, try saying "Have a nice day" as if you really wanted to toss in a swearword but decided not to. No real difference there.

    114. Re:Let it rip... by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Honestly, the level of casual profanity from a person is directly connected to their lack of education and socio-economic status.

      Odd, I have no anecdotal evidence to back up your claim. I know people from poor backgrounds with no education to speak of who rarely swear, and I know people from wealthy old-money backgrounds with several degrees who cuss like sailors.

      I'm pretty sure that education has nothing to do with frequency of cussing. I've had experiences with very educated people, and professors, who'd sit around cussing like no ones business. Some of the most educated people I know out swear most of the least educated.

      Socioeconomic background might play a slightly more significant roll, but in my (purely anecdotal) experience it doesn't play a much greater roll than education.

      A lot of it is phase switching too. With certain groups of friends I cuss like a sailor, as do they, in other contexts I have a very tame vocabulary (as do my cussing friends). At a bar, I will drop f-bombs, in a professional setting I will use proper and precise language. You will find this a truism with just about anyone lacking mental impairment. The problem that the more prude, and judgmental (generally self-righteous) folks run into is judging people a momentary glance of their outward behavior. That guy next to you in a pub who drops f-bombs like crazy might just be doing it in one social context, but in their general life they are far more educated, wealthy, and erudite than you.

      Another (anecdotal) truism I've noticed is that pretty much everyone swears. I have never meet anyone who was completely incapable of profanity. And the people who are, are generally zealots of some sort, and not "well educated" or "high class".

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    115. Re:Let it rip... by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      Yes, to us native English speakers that matters, but, many languages do not feature such distinctions. You figure it out based on context, or through other means (and I suppose there are workarounds to describe the difference when necessary).

      Somehow they get by. Think about how you would use those different sentences. They do all mean something different, but in use, in most cases only one would make sense - you understand because of the context.

      Thus the parent's description of "the" may make more sense... it's a word to make English flow better to our ears. If you listen to the way non-European languages are spoken, the opposite is true - if you added in words like that it would sound stilted, just like English sounds when you don't use them.

    116. Re:Let it rip... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Touche'

      I'm a low class idiot now, I see. Good for me. Lowest Common Denominator all the way baby. Only way we'll all be equal.

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    117. Re:Let it rip... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      "Is that you, in the closet, with a knife?"

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    118. Re:Let it rip... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      That depends entirely on context: otherwise, how on earth would you know which one to say?

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    119. Re:Let it rip... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Her period came a day early, you insensitive clod!

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  3. Already settled? by wiredlogic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was under the understanding that the Pennsylvania Supreme Court had already shot down the "disorderly conduct" law that was used to disenfranchise people's rights. It would be nice if the ACLU could come to New York and do the same for our law.

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    1. Re:Already settled? by clone53421 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sounds like the precedent has been set, but the police haven’t quite gotten the message yet...

      “Cops don’t understand that there’s a legal definition of obscenity and therefore issue citations for profanity,” said Sara Mullen, a spokeswoman for the ACLU.

      Tuthill added that the ACLU will continue to bring lawsuits until the practice of issuing citations for swearing is stopped.

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    2. Re:Already settled? by MediaCastleX · · Score: 1

      I have decided to let it go, but I was going to the movies recently at the Sheepshead Bay UA and parked in the theaters parking lot. I was thereafter given a ticket for tresspassing since I had failed to go buy my tickets in a timely manner. WTF, NYPD?! Boycott that fucking theater!!! -sorry-

    3. Re:Already settled? by linzeal · · Score: 5, Funny

      I go to NY, every few years for my sister and the last time I was there I distinctly remember a cop giving directions to some Midwesterner tourist swearing every other word while the tourist sat there wide-eyed with kids.

      " Yeah, you take the fucking right and go right past fucking Portland street. "

    4. Re:Already settled? by bbbaldie · · Score: 2, Informative

      There was a trial in Benton County, Arkansas four years ago where a person was charged with disorderly conduct for flipping a state trooper the bird. The case was thrown out of court. I guess they realized that Arkansas state troopers deserve to be flipped off?

    5. Re:Already settled? by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      doesn't that mean that the individual cops no longer have priviliged immunity to hide behind?

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    6. Re:Already settled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has been settled several times already by the State Supreme Court. It has not stopped PA police from ticketing for it though. It is getting really annoying because it is costing the state lots of money to defend itself and pay the lawsuit when the ACLU wins.

    7. Re:Already settled? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      The police have a hard time understanding that their job is to enforce ALL the laws, even the ones in the Pennsylvania Constitution: "The free communication of thoughts and opinions is one of the invaluable rights of man, and every citizen may freely speak, write and print on any subject, being responsible for the abuse of that liberty."

      Recently some people were handing-out pamphlets in front of the Philadelphia court house, and cops asked if they had "permits" to hand-out material. The people handed the cop the Constitution and said, "Here's my permit," to which the cop said that doesn't apply on the public street in front of the court house!

      The cop swore to uphold the law, but apparently he thinks Constitutional law isn't valid law ("Doesn't apply here").

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    8. Re:Already settled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I go to NY, every few years for my sister and the last time I was there I distinctly remember a cop giving directions to some Midwesterner tourist swearing every other word while the tourist sat there wide-eyed with kids. " Yeah, you take the fucking right and go right past fucking Portland street. "

      There is no Portland Street. He's just fucking with you.

    9. Re:Already settled? by TheLink · · Score: 1, Funny

      > Tuthill added that the ACLU will continue to bring lawsuits until the practice of issuing citations for swearing is stopped.

      [citation needed]

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    10. Re:Already settled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words you can't say "Go fuck a shit up your ass", but you can say "Go fuck a dingdong up your bingbong".

    11. Re:Already settled? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      the ACLU will continue to bring lawsuits

      [citation needed]

      You’re kidding... right?

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    12. Re:Already settled? by OS24Ever · · Score: 1

      No you can say '"monkey-fighting" snakes on a "monday-to-friday" plane' instead of "fuck"

      Apparently the four letters in "fuck" are so hurtful that if I called you anything but "fuck" with the intent behind it for anything other than using the word "fuck"

      So saying 'fuck this retarded shit' is worse than saying 'frack this dumb goo'

      but I think fuck this retarded shit sounds much better.

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    13. Re:Already settled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should just do what their neighbor West Virginia did and codify it into law:

      "If any person arrived at the age of discretion profanely curse or swear or get drunk in public, he shall be fined by a justice one dollar for each offense."

    14. Re:Already settled? by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      It's depressing to me that we still need the ACLU to come in and fight unjust laws or their applications like this. I guess we should just be thankful that they exist at all. :(

      No, no, no! Don't be depressed. Revel in the beauty of the adversarial system. This really is how it was intended to be played out, and it really does work rather well.

    15. Re:Already settled? by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That tends to happen when you have no punishment for violating crimes or rights.

      Support laws that allow you to sue the officer directly. Once we can sue the bastards and take their stuff, they will start acting like civilized people instead of the gestapo.

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    16. Re:Already settled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They have their priorities. If you don't like their priorities, give money to someone else, or form your own lobbyist group to deal with the second amendment. Personally, I think the NRA has the second amendment in hand and I don't think the ACLU needs to spend time and money on those issues.

    17. Re:Already settled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll need citations to continue bringing lawsuits :).

    18. Re:Already settled? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      The police have a hard time understanding that their job is to enforce ALL the laws, even the ones in the Pennsylvania Constitution

      I could be mistaken on this, but I don't think that you're correct here. The constitution describes what laws the legislature can and can not pass. The job of the police (as far as this discussion is concerned) is to enforce the law as written by the legislature. Deciding if a given law goes against the state and/or federal constitution is the job of the courts, not individual police officers.

    19. Re:Already settled? by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      Does anyone remember why the Republicans were so rabidly anti-ACLU back in the Bush Sr. days? Was it strictly a Dukakis bashing thing?

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    20. Re:Already settled? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Oh... I mistook his pun for sarcasm.

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    21. Re:Already settled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I go to NY, every few years for my sister and the last time I was there I distinctly remember a cop giving directions to some Midwesterner tourist swearing every other word while the tourist sat there wide-eyed with kids.

      " Yeah, you take the fucking right and go right past fucking Portland street. "

      Cops living the "do as I say, not as I do" lifestyle? Stop the presses!

    22. Re:Already settled? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      All three branches should defend the constitution. The checks and balances aren't just to fight each other for more power, but are fighting to protect the rights of the people and do the right thing.

      Not that they do, but they *should* (based on the way things were made and intended to work).

    23. Re:Already settled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There should be a better mechanism so the officers don't get bad orders. Suing the officer directly just puts many officers in stressful work environments. I had a conversation with an officer who was in court for pulling someone out of a convertible as they were trying to flee the scene. So the officer gets a direct order to grab the suspect, then the officer is sued directly for pulling this guy out of a car. The police force should be responsible from the top down. The more I write, the less I think that will ever happen. Screw it, cops should chase murderers and violent criminals, other than that, sue them all, whatever.

    24. Re:Already settled? by thechao · · Score: 1

      I would go further and say that any agent (this means the person and their management chain) directly or indirectly representing the government (in any capacity; I'm thinking of "bad legislation" and "bad interpretation of law" as well) should be a felony with minimum imprisonment of, say, 5 years and a 10% fine of total gross assets+income for each violation.

      A graduated punishment mechanism is more reasonable, but the basic idea is that it is a *crime* not a civil-infraction to violate my rights.

  4. first f-ing post! by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sorry, I couldn't f-ing resist!

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    1. Re:first f-ing post! by JustOK · · Score: 1

      too fucking late.

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  5. Fuck by pete-classic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Do I understand correctly that I'm within my rights to suggest a cop "Fuck off.", but I can't advise him, "Go fuck yourself."?

    -Peter

    1. Re:Fuck by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm within my rights to suggest a cop "Fuck off.", but I can't advise him, "Go fuck yourself."?

      As long as you include a disclaimer you should be fine in either case...

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    2. Re:Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the fuck would I want to be politically correct if I was telling a cop to "Go get fucked"!!!

    3. Re:Fuck by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I think is more to the case that you are being respectful to the police officer however your language is questionable. For example if he asked you what happened and you state that guy did a f*ing this and and a f*ing that... He is not being abusive to the officer and is respectful of the officers position... However his language is full profane words. Were some Cops would in essence arrest the person just because of his language.

      If you start telling off the cop and you are hostile to him he will arrest you... Not because of the words you say but the way you say it... It would be the same as if you stated... "No Way!" to a legal request. He could arrest you for not obaying his orders.

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    4. Re:Fuck by the_one(2) · · Score: 1

      These statements might also cause cancer in the state of California

    5. Re:Fuck by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Can you cite a law that says that I have to speak to police officers respectfully? I think it's a good idea in most circumstances, but I think you have the right to express your displeasure with an officer of the law.

      -Peter

    6. Re:Fuck by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I’m from Missouri... you’ll have to show me.

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    7. Re:Fuck by jaryd · · Score: 1

      Let's have a voluntary moratorium on "fixed that for you" replies. They have long since ceased to be witty.

      Fixed that for you...

    8. Re:Fuck by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Do I understand correctly that I'm within my rights to suggest a cop "Fuck off.", but I can't advise him, "Go fuck yourself."?

      You can say whatever the hell you want to a cop -- so long as you do not resist arrest and obey any lawful orders. It's just not always a good idea.

    9. Re:Fuck by ejasons · · Score: 1

      Can you cite a law that says that I have to speak to police officers respectfully? I think it's a good idea in most circumstances, but I think you have the right to express your displeasure with an officer of the law.

      There is no such law. However, there is an absence of a law that keeps him from tasing you for no good reason...

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  7. Jail?! For swearing?! by clone53421 · · Score: 5, Informative

    An American rights group is suing the police in Pennsylvania for issuing tickets, which carry a jail sentence, to people for swearing.

    ...

    One lawsuit involves an unidentified woman in Luzerne County in northeast Pennsylvania who was given a citation which carries a maximum penalty of $300 and 90 days in jail after she yelled an offensive word at a motorcyclist who swerved close to her in October 2008.

    I think I speak for most people when I say: Fuck that.

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    1. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by davidbrit2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think I speak for most people when I say: Fuck that.

      Right then, you know the rules, into the paddy wagon.

    2. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think I speak for most people when I say: Fuck that.

      Right then, you know the rules, into the fucking paddy wagon.

      fixed.

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    3. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by localman57 · · Score: 1

      In some jurisdictions you can't call it a "Paddy Wagon" in police documentation / reports because it's considered a slur against Irish people. It comes from the slang for Irish, plus the stereotype that police are typically/historically/whatever Irish.

    4. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by mog007 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As Lenny Bruce once said:

      "Take away the right to say 'fuck', and you take away the right to say 'fuck the police'."

    5. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      She wasn't yelling an offensive word at a motorcyclist, she was merely politely greeting the motorcyclist's sphincter.

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    6. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by clone53421 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The latter is exactly what you DONT have a right to say

      Incorrect.

      Not to a police officer anyways

      Incorrect.

      nor should you.

      Incorrect.

      You want to live in a country without police?

      Incorrect.

      I want to live in a country where the fucking police do their fucking job and quit fucking with people who they shouldn’t be fucking with.

      Is that fucking clear?

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    7. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I want to live in a country that when the police violate laws they can be sued and put in jail for it.

      In the USA, being a cop means you have a license to do what you want. You can even kill someone, firing several shots in his back and get away with it. It happens every month in the USA.

      You can be detained for no reason and you have no recourse. you can be severly assaulted by the police for no reason other than a peaceful protest and have no recourse. People have been tazed enough times to caus them to get more tazers because they emptied them, because they would not unchain themselves from a fence. That officer needs to not only lose everything he owns, but be blackballed from ever being a cop again. I prefer he be thrown in prison with a COP banner on him.

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    8. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      Why would it be a slur to suggest Irish people were police?

    9. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck yeah!

    10. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by Maximus633 · · Score: 1

      The latter is exactly what you DONT have a right to say

      Incorrect.

      Not to a police officer anyways

      Incorrect.

      nor should you.

      Incorrect.

      You want to live in a country without police?

      Incorrect.

      I want to live in a country where the fucking police do their fucking job and quit fucking with people who they shouldn’t be fucking with.

      Is that fucking clear?

      So the police are not doing their fucking job?

      You sir are incorrect. The people whom are being "fucked" with they have a reason to 9 times out of 10. The police are doing their job when they write you a ticket for speeding. You were speeding you got a ticket. You said a foul word their is a law on the books that says you can be punished for it. You were jay walking their is a law on the books that prevents that. You were smoking weed in your house their is a law against it. These laws that were made by the people for the people is being enforced by a group of people who were given the power to enforce the laws made by the people with a law that was made for the people by the people. The person you want to speak with in regards to the fucking issue here is your towns council / State legislators and not the fucking police. You don't like the laws then have them changed.

    11. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by carp3_noct3m · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Operation Personal Rant = engaged / Ah the classic, if you don't agree with policy, move away statement. Listen here fucktard, I am a Iraq Combat vet, and consider myself a patriot. While this gives me no more right to speech than any other American citizen, it gives me clout with fuckheads like you. What I do not consider myself a BLIND patriot. As Howard Zinn stated, "DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM" Very few people (only pure anarchists) would want to live "in a country without police", What I don't want is for police that are militaristic, don't know the law, often have no better education than highschool, and are increasingly corrupt in my country. The entire "Love it or leave it" is predicated on the premise that either you COMPLETELY love (read: agree) with all policy of the USA (Which any semi-intelligent person does not) or you do not deserve and should not live here. Thats not how it works. I can love my country, and hate it's government, (or the power elite who have gotten us into this mess we are in today). What it boils down to, is that this type of statement is one of the most destructive to discourse tactics used by people who have little knowledge or facts to defend their beliefs, where the then label someone with a negative, anti-american label so as to discredit them. This is known as a argumentative logical fallacy as a "ad hominem" attack. Where you attack the person presenting an argument instead of the argument. YOU DO NOT HAVE A RIGHT TO NOT BE OFFENDED!

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    12. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by clone53421 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The police are doing their job when they write you a ticket for speeding. You were speeding you got a ticket.

      The police were not doing their job when they wrote me a ticket for turning left at a no-left-turn intersection. I did not turn left. True story.

      You said a foul word their is a law on the books that says you can be punished for it.

      Unconstitutional.

      You were jay walking their is a law on the books that prevents that. You were smoking weed in your house their is a law against it.

      The police’s job is to protect me from others, and if necessary, to protect them from me. It is not their job to protect me from myself.

      These laws that were made by the people for the people is being enforced by a group of people who were given the power to enforce the laws made by the people with a law that was made for the people by the people.

      I know you’re trying to be clever but when you can’t keep the tenses straight between your nouns and verbs anymore you might be trying too hard. Not to mention I had to read it three times to figure out what it said (which was of course just what you had intended).

      The person you want to speak with in regards to the fucking issue here is your towns council / State legislators and not the fucking police. You don't like the laws then have them changed.

      Now that I don’t disagree with... but will it get me back the $300 for the no-left-turn ticket and the legal expense of getting it converted to a non-moving violation?

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    13. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Actually, the term "Paddy Wagon" comes from when it was used to pick up drunk and disorderlies, who at the time were mostly of Irish descent (or at least perceived to be mostly of Irish descent), not because the police were stereotypically of Irish descent (this was before the Irish became the majority of the police in many urban areas, although I do not believe that the police in any major urban area are of Irish descent any longer).

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    14. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Good to see you know next to nothing about the order in standing of policing. Carry on.

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    15. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by kimvette · · Score: 1

      I think you fucking mean "I fixed that fucking shit for you, you fucking fuck!" Come on, fucking stick to the fucking topic!

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    16. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      nor should you.

      Incorrect.

      The rest I agree with you on, but I can give 'should' to the GP. You believe that you *should* swear at police? I'm not saying situations will never arise where it's called for, but I wouldn't accept it as a default rule.

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    17. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by Maximus633 · · Score: 1

      The police are doing their job when they write you a ticket for speeding. You were speeding you got a ticket.

      The police were not doing their job when they wrote me a ticket for turning left at a no-left-turn intersection. I did not turn left. True story.

      Burden of proof is on you to prove your side of the case. Remember the police use their word which is seen in the courts as what really happened. Not saying this didn't happen but I wasn't there so I either way I can't say.

      You said a foul word their is a law on the books that says you can be punished for it.

      Unconstitutional.

      You do not understand the job of a police officer. They are not a court it is not their job to interpret the legality of the law. That is for people above their branch. That is why we have the courts. So while I agree you should be allowed to say anything you want please remember that I may not want to hear your foul mouth or agree with such words. Where does my right to not hear what you have to say start and your right to say what you want end. That is for the courts and can only be applied in such a way.

      You were jay walking their is a law on the books that prevents that. You were smoking weed in your house their is a law against it.

      The police’s job is to protect me from others, and if necessary, to protect them from me. It is not their job to protect me from myself.

      I think you misunderstand that the law is their to prevent you from taking drugs that will affect your mental state which may cause harm to me. If someone is high on weed and hallucinating or otherwise impaired and attempts to drive their car and hurts me then the police aren't protecting me with a law that is on the books. The law was put into place by majority of the people who felt that this was more to protect you from harmful things. If this was the case and you were allowed to keep yourself safe from you then why would we have doctors who write prescriptions to begin with. All controlled substances would be able to be gotten by anyone.

      These laws that were made by the people for the people is being enforced by a group of people who were given the power to enforce the laws made by the people with a law that was made for the people by the people.

      I know you’re trying to be clever but when you can’t keep the tenses straight between your nouns and verbs anymore you might be trying too hard. Not to mention I had to read it three times to figure out what it said (which was of course just what you had intended).

      Forgive the mistake please. The attempt was to say that the law was made for the people by people. The police are charged to do a job which is a law made by the people for the people which states they are to enforce the laws. Sorry about that.

      The person you want to speak with in regards to the fucking issue here is your towns council / State legislators and not the fucking police. You don't like the laws then have them changed.

      Now that I don’t disagree with... but will it get me back the $300 for the no-left-turn ticket and the legal expense of getting it converted to a non-moving violation?

      Sadly you know the answer to this is no. That is something that should be done by the state to fix the issue to begin with. However, states would go broke if they had to refund everyone for a law that was enforced and then found to be unconstitutional. But IANAL but I think you may have a case to sue to have your money returned for the moving violation. You will be told that you could have been represented for free. We won't get everything we want but changes can be done. Just a process to follow.

    18. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      What's funny (to me) is that I had to read that about 5 times before I saw the fucking fix.

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    19. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Burden of proof is on you to prove your side of the case. Remember the police use their word which is seen in the courts as what really happened. Not saying this didn't happen but I wasn't there so I either way I can't say.

      No. Burden of proof is on the officer to prove that I broke the law. Innocent until proven guilty, remember?

      Oh wait... you’re exactly right. Burden of proof is on me, and that’s why there was absolutely nothing I could do except pay the fine. If the officer claims I did something, I’m guilty unless I can prove I didn’t... and if I can prove I didn’t (say by some miracle I’d caught the whole thing on tape), is the officer going to be in big trouble for testifying falsely under oath? *chuckle* yeah, I wish.

      The system is broken.

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    20. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Should have the right to say.

      It probably is a pretty good indicator that you’re being childish and petulant, but it should be your right. Can I say that I’d never do it? Well, I admit that I’ve been known to be childish and/or petulant at times...

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    21. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      I agree absolutely that you should have the right, but I read the original as saying you should not swear at police, which is a statement I'm ok with. Overall it sounds more like we're disagreeing on what he said rather than anything else.

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    22. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      It was pretty ambiguous.

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    23. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      ...and “Paddy” was an ethnic slur for an Irishman. Hence the name, Paddy Wagon.

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    24. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by bl968 · · Score: 1

      When the police become militarized, it is we the people who become the enemy. And we all know what the military does to people they consider enemies. That's what is currently happening in this country. We need to go back to the concept of peace officers, not police officers. I am also a vet btw.

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    25. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      swearing at the police doesn't mean the swearer doesn't want police. perhaps he wants police culture that isn't driven by deep seated schoolyard bully type insecurity.

    26. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by carp3_noct3m · · Score: 1

      I agree.

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    27. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Oh noes!

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    28. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want to live in a country without police?

      Straw man arguments are lies.

    29. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by Maximus633 · · Score: 1

      The officer made the proof as his testimony at trial. That meets the burden of proof.

      Your proof is your word. The case becomes a he said she said deal and the officer wins because he is entrusted with the authority to uphold the laws. Now if you choose to bash the officer with his civilian complaints and his performance thus showing he is a bad officer then his evidence (testimony) may have been seen as incorrect or flawed.

      You are innocent until proven guilty. You were cited and told to go to court. You were not told to pay your fine if you were innocent you were given I am sure a way to pay if you were pleading guilty or no contest. You went to a court and you were judge by either a judge or a jury (your peers) and He/She/They felt your evidence did not prove you were innocent. They felt that the cop was correct in giving you the ticket and upon being found guilty (no longer innocent) you were told to pay a 300.00 fine.

      The system works. Its just not the way you want it to work because it didn't find you not guilty. You wanted the cop to have you on camera. That isn't going to always happen in certain cases. Give it time though and the city/county/state will start installing cameras on streets like in the UK areas to start watching your every move. Then you will be found guilty of a lot more crimes.

      In regards to the cops saying something falsely their is a process to which if they under oath say something happened and it didn't happen then that is called perjury. So yes a legal action in a criminal court can take place. But how do you prove he didn't see you do it and wasn't able to prove beyond his word it didn't happen? Had you brought that camera in and he swore under oath that you did it and you brought that video in then that would be a different case. Your DA would have all rights to go after their ass. I have seen cops go to jail for lying under oath. Again there is a process for this to take place. Since we laymen don't know that process we pay people (just like people pay us geeks to fix their computers) that know that process.

    30. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by Maximus633 · · Score: 1

      I want to live in a country that when the police violate laws they can be sued and put in jail for it.

      In the USA, being a cop means you have a license to do what you want. You can even kill someone, firing several shots in his back and get away with it. It happens every month in the USA.

      You can be detained for no reason and you have no recourse. you can be severly assaulted by the police for no reason other than a peaceful protest and have no recourse. People have been tazed enough times to caus them to get more tazers because they emptied them, because they would not unchain themselves from a fence. That officer needs to not only lose everything he owns, but be blackballed from ever being a cop again. I prefer he be thrown in prison with a COP banner on him.

      I respectfully disagree.

      Officers can be sued civilly if in the efforts of their job violates the states laws and policy of the department. If a officer violates such they can be sued and held accountable for their actions. Now if they are doing their jobs in accordance with the laws of the state/city/county/etc then they are protected by the city and thus the city can't be sued as they have implied sovereign immunity. This is why your police are not given tickets because they are speeding to the scene of and accident. But if they run a red light by turning on their light bar and they have no reason they can get in trouble. I know officers that have been fired for doing that.

      I have myself been detained for no reason and was eventually let go. I have filed a lawsuit against the city. By law I should have been taken to a magistrate to be judged if there was a right for me to be detained if not I had to be let go. This didn't happen.

      If the person hanging on the fence like that was told to go then they have to go. Non-compliance does give the officer the right to use any (normally non-lethal) means to get you off the fence. Sorry. You comply you don't have problems. You don't comply then you are ASKING to get hurt. What you want the police to tell you "Hey you can't be here." and you not leave and them go "Okay have a nice day!"? I mean come on. The officer was told to remove the person. The person didn't want to comply so they had to give him a reason to comply. Otherwise the person/people would just stay there.

      Peaceful protest is fine as long as you comply with the laws and the orders of the police. Right or wrong they are they and they are the authority not you. You may feel that you have the right to be there. If that is the case get a judge to agree with you and they will not bother you within an injunction preventing them from acting. Otherwise listen to what you are told. Its simple. Police will NOT assault you for no reason. They have lives and they want to come home and see their family too. Do what you are told and go away. Given that this hasn't happened in a while at least to my knowledge (given that this would generate a whole lot of media attention). The law states you are to comply with an officers orders. If you don't then you are violating and become a criminal. You feel they violated the law take it to their boss and or the checks and balances part of our government the courts. Sounds simple.

    31. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by Maximus633 · · Score: 1

      Operation Personal Rant = engaged / Ah the classic, if you don't agree with policy, move away statement. Listen here fucktard, I am a Iraq Combat vet, and consider myself a patriot. While this gives me no more right to speech than any other American citizen, it gives me clout with fuckheads like you. What I do not consider myself a BLIND patriot. As Howard Zinn stated, "DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM" Very few people (only pure anarchists) would want to live "in a country without police", What I don't want is for police that are militaristic, don't know the law, often have no better education than highschool, and are increasingly corrupt in my country. The entire "Love it or leave it" is predicated on the premise that either you COMPLETELY love (read: agree) with all policy of the USA (Which any semi-intelligent person does not) or you do not deserve and should not live here. Thats not how it works. I can love my country, and hate it's government, (or the power elite who have gotten us into this mess we are in today). What it boils down to, is that this type of statement is one of the most destructive to discourse tactics used by people who have little knowledge or facts to defend their beliefs, where the then label someone with a negative, anti-american label so as to discredit them. This is known as a argumentative logical fallacy as a "ad hominem" attack. Where you attack the person presenting an argument instead of the argument. YOU DO NOT HAVE A RIGHT TO NOT BE OFFENDED!

      I am not sure if you were speaking to me. If so please continue reading. If not you may stop after my first paragraph. Thanks!

      First of all and the most important to state is I thank you personally for your service to protect myself and my family along with the rights I get to enjoy because of people like yourself, my brother, and sister in law. You put yourself in harms way every day to give me my freedoms. Thank you. I mean this with no disrespect at all. I am the grandson of a retired army MSGT who served 20+years and the brother to 2 US. Marines who currently are serving and served in Iraq with my little brother returning to go back.

      Most police officers (at least in the state of texas) must take classes that would at least get them an associates. Asking them to know ALL the laws is kind of hard for them. That would require them to become attorney's. The police are not going to know each and every law. They know the basics to the laws and any changes typically they are given those and uphold those. When in doubt they will refer to their DA. The police can arrest you but the DA has to be willing to file charges. The DA is an attorney who knows what they are doing and is suppose to know the laws. I know that their is some corrupt officers out there. They are everywhere. Its no different then in the federal government and some even office places. It is a problem we will always have and will have to get rid of. Sorry no quick fix for this.

      My argument wasn't love it or leave it. It was however to say if you don't like it get it changed. There is a process and procedure. Being in the service you know this better then anyone. You want TP for the head you have to order it and to order it means paperwork and getting it approved ETC. Presenting an argument means we are trying to convince someone of something. I am trying to convince someone that my side is right and you the opposite is right. While sometimes that gets wrong side of things their is a hard time in trying to prove to someone that what you say is wrong (because maybe it is wrong) other then to label what you do as anti-american. IE: You choose not to put your hand over your heart while saying the pledge of allegiance or you taking a flag and burning it upside down and walking up and down the street. What am I suppose to say to that? Its wrong therefore you shouldn't do it and you should believe me because I didn't do that? Sure I could but then they will label you themselves.

      I do have the right to be offended though. You and I disagree on that. You do not have the right to attack me because I am wearing a blue shirt what gives you the right to verbally attack me because I think blue is better then red?

    32. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by Maximus633 · · Score: 1

      May I ask then what is it you suggest we do for the police officers to become peace officers? Every police officer I have ever run into for problems has asked my side and worked with me until I stop complying with their requests and become disrespectful. The police do not get the job to tell people what laws will be enforced. Comply to the orders even if they are wrong then comply and take it up later.

    33. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      The legal system does not exist to ensure that guilty people are convicted. That is a fallacy that they’d love for you to believe.

      The legal system exists to ensure that no innocent person is convicted of a crime that he or she did not commit.

      The police’s job is to ensure that guilty people are convicted.

      They’re not even the same fucking branch of the government! They are actually designed to exist as checks and balances on each other!

      The police are part of the EXECUTIVE branch. It is their job to ENFORCE the law. The court system is the JUDICIAL branch, and exists to ensure that the executive branch doesn’t get away with accusing people of crimes they didn’t commit! That is their WHOLE FUCKING JOB. (That, and making sure the legislative branch doesn’t get away with writing bad laws for the executive branch to enforce in the first place.)

      The officer made the proof as his testimony at trial. That meets the burden of proof.

      Any other person’s testimony would be considered hearsay evidence and not proof.

      You are innocent until proven guilty. You were cited and told to go to court. You were not told to pay your fine if you were innocent you were given I am sure a way to pay if you were pleading guilty or no contest. You went to a court and you were judge by either a judge or a jury (your peers) and He/She/They felt your evidence did not prove you were innocent. They felt that the cop was correct in giving you the ticket and upon being found guilty (no longer innocent) you were told to pay a 300.00 fine.

      Oddly enough, I was never proven guilty. Since, after all, it would be rather difficult to prove that I did something I hadn’t done.

      They have cameras in all of their cars now; why aren’t they required to prove, with video evidence, their accusation? Because the system is biased and the testimony of a cop is worth more than the testimony of a citizen.

      In regards to the cops saying something falsely their is a process to which if they under oath say something happened and it didn't happen then that is called perjury. So yes a legal action in a criminal court can take place. But how do you prove he didn't see you do it and wasn't able to prove beyond his word it didn't happen? Had you brought that camera in and he swore under oath that you did it and you brought that video in then that would be a different case. Your DA would have all rights to go after their ass. I have seen cops go to jail for lying under oath.

      Yeah, that’s a slender chance he took, I guess. The possibility that a citizen was actually paranoid enough to be taping while he drove, in order to prove after-the-fact that he didn’t do the crime that he wasn’t even aware that he was accused of until he was pulled over (and therefore too late to start taping).

      Oh, and then of course you’d have to have KEPT A COPY OF THE TAPE, SECRETLY, so that it wouldn’t be confiscated as “evidence” and mysteriously be deemed inadmissible, or irrelevant, never to be heard of again.

      Yeah, if the tape hit the media there would be a furor and the cop would be in deep shit. But not because he’s a corrupt bastard; merely because he got caught.

      When a cop can pull a citizen over and give him a ticket for a crime he didn’t commit and the judge determines that “beyond a reasonable shadow of a doubt” he did in fact commit the crime... yes, the system is broken.

      The system works. Its just not the way you want it to work because it didn't find you not guilty. You wanted the cop to have you on camera.

      The system is broken. If the system can convict someone of a crime they didn’t commit based on hearsay evidence, the system is broken.

      I wanted the cop to do his fucking job. His job was not pulling young drivers over at 10 or 11 in the nighttime and giving them tickets for stuff they hadn’t done under the assumption that they were up to no good.

      --
      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    34. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      I expect the cops to know each and every law, no matter how old, no matter how trivial for the jurisdiction in which they work. You and I are held to the same standards. As I'm sure we've both seen and heard, countless times, "ignorance of the law is no excuse." If ignorance is not an excuse in following the law, how can it possibly be an excuse while enforcing it?

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      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    35. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by Maximus633 · · Score: 1

      I expect the cops to know each and every law, no matter how old, no matter how trivial for the jurisdiction in which they work. You and I are held to the same standards. As I'm sure we've both seen and heard, countless times, "ignorance of the law is no excuse." If ignorance is not an excuse in following the law, how can it possibly be an excuse while enforcing it?

      I see your side. However, we all have a basic foundation for right and wrong. In driving you know the basics to driving. Don't speed. Don't tailgate. Don't drag race. There are things we know not to do. There are things in our professional careers we know not to do.

      The police have to know majority of the laws and there are some that they won't know. Give them a break they are not all running around with photographic memory. There are tons of laws and sometimes the way those laws have been explained to them maybe incorrect or poorly done. While cops do (at least in texas) have to know the Penal Code pretty damn well its not like they will remember every section. They do have to reference and look things up. Do you know every single aspect to your job? Have you ever had to look something up for your job? It happens. We are facing a large shortage of police officers. The job doesn't pay well, the hours suck, and on top of it you may not come home the next night you are out because some punk didn't want to get a speeding ticket.

    36. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by ahtnos · · Score: 1

      You want to live in a country without police?

      Why yes, yes I would. I'd also like a country without crime. Unfortunately, the latter's never going to happen, so neither is the former.

    37. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by carp3_noct3m · · Score: 1

      I was actually responding to bolthole, but nonetheless the majority of your response is true. Also, you state that we differ, but in reality we are stating the same things when I say "You do not have the right to NOT be offended." and you say "I have the right to be offended." Of course you can be offended by something someone says or does within the law, but that is it. Just because I am deeply offended by you saying "fuck" doesn't mean all of a sudden it should be passed as a law to be enforced. This is the crux of that matter. As for the police force, I am generally speaking about the overall situation in the country. My particular county has had a handful of "dirty" or "bad" cops lately, but the difference is that instead of just covering it up, the DA and to a lesser extent the local force, after proper trial, have condemned and punished all involved. On a larger scale though, I have seen increasingly disturbing things regarding the police forces, namely, the increasing militaristic attitude, (namely, the use of no-knock warrants, swat teams, and general excessive force) an increase in corruption (which seems to be very localized due to demographics of certain areas), a general lack of knowledge of the laws they are trying to enforce (and I'm not talking about obscure, "it's illegal to spit on the sidewalk in Texas" stuff, I'm talking about, arresting someone who is standing outside their house but has no ID on them, arresting someone for loitering when they were on public property with an obvious purpose etc.), and yes, I also agree, how can you expect a citizen to know everything but a not law officer? ("ignorance of the law is no excuse.") Also, the generally deceitful tactics used in interrogation by law enforcement. My mother works with some of the best attorneys in my current city, and in all things dealing with them, I have been told basically, in all situations, be as curt and polite as possible, but as soon as things go sour, tell them your name, and say you want an attorney, nothing more, because undoubtedly they will try to hang you. My very top concern regarding the police forces though, is as bl968 put it, the lack of "peace officer" attitude. This is why I have my CCW, and I make all the females I know carry at minimum pepper spray, because instead of being a proactively involved force, they are increasingly a reactive force, there to clean up your blood after someone killed you, and then track down who did it. For all of their inadequacies, small Texas towns have one thing right, and that is the local Sheriff being well informed and knowledgeable about and with the local populace. He visits different places, talks to people, and is much more a "beat" cop. In the city, this is lost, where officers often get in a car, and spend all day responding to calls, or writing tickets for mundane bullshit. In short, I don't hate police, but I do distrust them, as precedence has been set, and I think the only thing they can do to remedy the increasing distrust is return to their roots as the prevention and detection of crime instead of response thereto.

      --
      "It's ok, I'm completely secure as long as my iron is off"
    38. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Police will NOT assault you for no reason.

      You wear rose colored glasses. Several hundred people were arrested in NYC during the RNC because they were WALKING on the sidewalk near the convention hall.

      Plus you cant sue a officer directly, there are laws that don't allow that to happen, I suggest you read up as the new federal laws allow officers to go unpunished as the fear of getting sued was hampering their jobs.

      Plus, standing over someone tazing them every 12 seconds screaming GET UP! is torture. it is not trying to get someone to move. you need from 60 to 240 seconds to recover from being tazed to even move without pain. Officers KNOW THIS, they were trained in Tazer use. they intentionally torture people with the damn things. Go look through youtube for evidence of police brutality. It's all over there, it's all over wiki-leaks, It's rampant and must be stopped.

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      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    39. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The police's job is to protect me from others, and if necessary, to protect them from me. It is not their job to protect me from myself.

      FALSE. The police's job is to haul you into court so that you can be punished for your misdeeds. It is not their job to protect anyone, and even if it were, it would be impossible with this "loose zone defense" plan; you need to go man-to-man to actually protect people. That would take as many cops as citizens and we see cops abuse their positions all the time, so it is literally impossible for the police to protect people. Period, the end.

      Now that I don't disagree with... but will it get me back the $300 for the no-left-turn ticket and the legal expense of getting it converted to a non-moving violation?

      It's gotten to the point where you can't go anywhere without GPS logging... which of course is what they want.

      I intend to integrate GPS logging into an upcoming vehicle computer system, with encrypted logs which I shall not mention unless they are convenient. But even that is a potential legal pitfall, for obvious reasons. I don't think that you can plead the fifth in this case, and the fourth has already been taken away...

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    40. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The police have to know majority of the laws and there are some that they won't know. Give them a break they are not all running around with photographic memory.

      The cops have little books in which they look up citation codes. Those books also have little blurbs about what you have to be doing to break the law. They regularly write people up for things when they haven't even done what the little book says. This is either abuse or incompetence.

      The job doesn't pay well, the hours suck, and on top of it you may not come home the next night you are out because some punk didn't want to get a speeding ticket.

      That's no excuse for doing a half-assed job. If you don't want to do the job right, don't do it.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    41. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Officers can be sued civilly if in the efforts of their job violates the states laws and policy of the department. If a officer violates such they can be sued and held accountable for their actions. Now if they are doing their jobs in accordance with the laws of the state/city/county/etc then they are protected by the city and thus the city can't be sued as they have implied sovereign immunity. This is why your police are not given tickets because they are speeding to the scene of and accident. But if they run a red light by turning on their light bar and they have no reason they can get in trouble. I know officers that have been fired for doing that.

      It must be nice to live in your world, but in this one, I get passed by cops doing over 85 on the highway on their way to something, without turning on the light bar.

      If the person hanging on the fence like that was told to go then they have to go. Non-compliance does give the officer the right to use any (normally non-lethal) means to get you off the fence.

      Tasering someone chained to a fence doesn't help get them off the fence. You are apologizing for needless, senseless brutality. You are human scum.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    42. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [quote]The law states you are to comply with an officers orders.[/quote]

      Wrong. And you're a moron. Police aren't given the power to be dictators. Google "Failure to obey a lawful order", noting the key part of that phrase - LAWFUL.

    43. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      FALSE. The police's job is to haul you into court so that you can be punished for your misdeeds.

      More to the point, it is the police’s job to haul people who break the law into court so that they can be punished for their misdeeds, thereby (indirectly) protecting the rest of us from future misdeeds of the lawbreakers.

      They aren’t our personal bodyguards, no, but the law is designed to protect us, and the police are supposed to enforce the law, so indirectly they should be protecting us. However the law is also designed to protect us from the police, and the courts are designed to protect us from the police as well, so it’s supposed to balance out overall.

      Of course, the ideal situation for the police (i.e. in which they have the most power) is when everyone is a lawbreaker; then they can selectively (if they want to harass you) haul you into court and prosecute you for breaking a law that shouldn’t have existed in the first place. The legislative process is supposed to protect us from this by not making bad laws in the first place, and the courts are supposed to strike down those bad laws, but the system doesn’t always seem to work as intended.

      --
      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    44. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      It may just be me but you seem a little too subjective and I suspect you're just telling your side of the story:

      "That is a fallacy that they'd love for you to believe." and "...KEPT A COPY OF THE TAPE, SECRETLY, so that it wouldn't be confiscated as "evidence" and mysteriously be deemed inadmissible, or irrelevant, never to be heard of again."

      These are both wonderfully obvious indicators of anti-authority views. You lose credibility for being a rational, law-abiding citizen when you insist on claiming to be the only one who is right and the government is completely corrupt and out to get you. We're far from being the type of authoritarian society you're suggesting, and neither you nor your minor traffic violation are worthy of such insidious attention and drama.

      Any other person's testimony would be considered hearsay evidence and not proof.

      This is evidence that you watch plenty of legal dramas but don't actually pay attention to how the jargon is used. Hearsay is very different from testimony- it's what you say which is not based on your own experience, but that of another. For example, if the officer in question had a partner on vacation that day, and that partner testified based on a conversation he had with the issuing officer, then the partner's testimony would be hearsay and excluded from trial. In the unlikely event that someone else at the scene came forward and supported your innocence, that would be admissible. Funny: repeated claims that the system is broken followed by a demonstrated broken knowledge of the system. Thanks for the chuckle. And no, your word is not worth that of an officer in good standing, sworn to uphold the law, who risks their career by lying just to push you around.

      They have cameras in all of their cars now...

      Those cameras actually work both ways. The DA is not required to use or even view such footage* unless he/she needs it to prosecute, or to dismiss the case should they suspect that the officer is lying. Second, since you seem to think it would make your case you could have tried to request it be made available. Did you? No? Well maybe next time you should try to defend yourself against what you perceive was an unfair charge. That's your responsibility, not the prosecutor's. And please don't start making accusations that they wouldn't give you access if you didn't even bother to try.

      Finally, you're not in the downtrodden position in which you're painting yourself. Bad apples cost municipalities a lot of money and they don't want to be sued by ignoring the kind of problem claimed exists here. Your recourse and perhaps your duty to your fellow citizens is to issue an official complaint against the officer you deem was abusive. No it's not going to get your money back and you'll probably be regarded as just a disgruntled person to whom he issued a citation, but if and when enough of those complaints pile up, his captain will likely start taking them seriously. Man up and testify under penalty of perjury if you really believe your case. Hell, if you sincerely think he's abusive, go ahead and poke around online for other complaints about him or take a look at his record at the courthouse. Contact other people you think he has "harassed" and get a petition to the mayor. Those or quit calling cops crooked - the honorable thing to do is let the officer (and due to the anonymity and blanket statements of widespread corruption, all officers) defend himself against your very serious accusation.

      * Taxes spent for the several minutes a DA spends reviewing and prosecuting each minor case would double if they had to watch each driver being pulled over, triple if you expect the judge to waste their time as well. That means doubling the number of people in each job at best (I'd guess a bit more since you'd need either another person and/or upgraded video/computer systems to prepare video for them). Your comments don't strike me as coming from the type eager to pay the extra taxes needed for government employees to watch dashboard video, yet you whine about the government not being big enough to be fair enough to you. Again- funny.

    45. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      It may just be me but you seem a little too subjective and I suspect you're just telling your side of the story:

      There really isn’t much more of the story to tell. I was lost; I’d just figured out where I actually was (it was somewhere I finally recognised). Maybe I looked suspicious or something; I was a young guy driving a minivan. That’s no excuse to pull me over and then, when everything else appeared to be in order, give me a ticket for something I didn’t do.

      These are both wonderfully obvious indicators of anti-authority views. You lose credibility for being a rational, law-abiding citizen when you insist on claiming to be the only one who is right and the government is completely corrupt and out to get you.

      I guess being unfairly put on the wrong end of the law does that to you.

      Those cameras actually work both ways. The DA is not required to use or even view such footage* unless he/she needs it to prosecute, or to dismiss the case should they suspect that the officer is lying.

      That’s just plain wrong. They should be required to prove their case, not the other way around.

      In fact, though, all they have to do is write on the police report that they didn’t save the footage. Boom, no case for you... but they don’t need any proof that you did it because they have a guy who says you did!

      And no, your word is not worth that of an officer in good standing, sworn to uphold the law, who risks their career by lying just to push you around.

      Right, because cops are always trustworthy.~

      Fuck no. In any given situation where the cop says one thing and the suspect says another, I’ll believe the suspect! Now, Mr. Policeman, you can prove to me that you’re telling the truth and the other guy is lying, and then I’ll believe you. That’s what it means to be innocent until proven guilty.

      Second, since you seem to think it would make your case you could have tried to request it be made available. Did you? ... And please don't start making accusations that they wouldn't give you access if you didn't even bother to try.

      I was advised, by a family friend who was also a lawyer who specialised in traffic cases, that it would be futile and I should just pay the fine. Pardon me for taking his advice; maybe I wish now that I had fought harder against the system, but it was certainly not looking like there was any chance of beating it.

      --
      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    46. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      My job has an underlying principal, as do many others. The first principal in mine is to protect assets. As long as what I do can be argued to do that, I have a defense.

      Similarly, cop's job in many locales is protection of the citizenry. Life and limb, not delicate sensibilities.

      Everybody has crap they have to deal with on their job. Bad pay and lousy hours are not an excuse for someone legally required to carry a deadly weapon to be a douchebag.

      --
      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    47. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      That's no excuse for doing a half-assed job. If you don't want to do the job right, don't do it.

      Especially when you are legally required to carry deadly weapons and authorized to use them at the behest of the government as part of your job.

      --
      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    48. Re:Jail?! For swearing?! by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      At the beginning of the 1900s, most of the police in major US cities were Irish, you yuck, hence the name. And one fifth of US presidents have been second or third generation Irish. :D

  8. What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by prichardson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "This is a big f*cking deal."

    No. It's a big fucking deal. Just print the U please, it won't hurt anyone.

    Replacing the vowel in profanity with some other character doesn't fool anyone. Everyone knows still you're swearing.

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    Help I'm a rock.
    1. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they were going for ironic censorship.

    2. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Replacing the vowel in profanity with some other character doesn't fool anyone. Everyone knows still you're swearing.

      Not to mention ironic, since the article in question deals with anti-censorship statutes.

    3. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by digitig · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just print the U please, it won't hurt anyone.

      Ok. This is a big *u***** deal.

      --
      Quidnam Latine loqui modo coepi?
    4. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      people read /. at work, saying 'fuck' is NSFW.

    5. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by saforrest · · Score: 1

      Replacing the vowel in profanity with some other character doesn't fool anyone. Everyone knows still you're swearing.

      Back in the late 90s there was a play out called Shopping and Fucking. I remember an article in the Globe and Mail summarizing all the various ways the name of this play was rendered in newpapers around the world. Some were bold enough to print the title in full, some resorted to "Shopping and F*cking" or "Shopping and F***ing", and one very delicately never gave to the play's name explicitly but described its name as combining "shopping and a profane expression".

      My favourite was some Australian newspaper which gave the title as "Sh***ing and F***ing".

      The beauty of these meaningless abbreviations is that people can think you're swearing when you're not. :)

    6. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by Seth+Kriticos · · Score: 1

      I agree, or at least use some substitutes for it. Not like they would be rare:

      * frak - from Battlestar Galactica (2003 miniseries seems to establish same meaning as "fuck")
      * frell - from Farscape; same meaning as "fuck"
      * grapple - from Firefly; same meaning as the "fuck", as in sexual intercourse
      * zark - from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; seems to have the same meaning as "fuck"

      more: http://www.indopedia.org/List_of_fictional_curse_words.html ..

    7. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by bbbaldie · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      "You can't fool me, shoot is just shit with two o's" --George Carlin

    8. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by orthicviper · · Score: 1

      but it is the same justification for why a woman can show the whole breast but put a little asterisk over the nipple, like janet jackson did.

    9. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gadz**ks, thy verbal effl*ence doth offend!

    10. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Aww, Belgium man, Belgium!

    11. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

      fuck em

    12. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by tfranzese · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then don't read Slashdot out loud. Problem solved.

    13. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by nschubach · · Score: 1

      If they don't like seeing the word, they'll filter it on their end.

      --
      Every time I start to have faith in humanity, I ruin it by driving to work between 7 and 8 am.
    14. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frak came from the '70s version of Battlestar Gallactica.

      The '00s miniseries usage of frak was a mini tribute to the original series.

    15. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by corbettw · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ok. This is a big *u***** deal.

      What's a "quieted deal"?

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      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    16. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by residieu · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows that f*ck means fuck. If you're offended by the word fuck, you will also be offended by the word f*ck. All f*ck does is bring attention to the word. LOOK HERE, I'm SWEARING. F*ck is just as inappropriate for work as fuck.

    17. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also tell people if they are going to swear just go for the gold. Dont mealy mouth around with it with substitute words.

      You have never lived until you have been called a big stinky poopy head by a 2 year old. I think the words he was looking for was shithead. It really made me reflect on why people swear and how they learn to do it.

    18. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by Snarf+You · · Score: 1

      "You can say 'I pricked my finger', just don't say you fingered your prick." - also from the late, great, and sorely missed George Carlin

    19. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by jurgen · · Score: 1

      You know what happens to people who say "gosh" and "darn" after they die?

      They burn in heck...

      (attributed to some comedian, no idea who)

    20. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by ImpShial · · Score: 1

      What I've always found amusing is the language that is substituted to allow swearing on television.

      Take "frak" for instance. It obviously means "fuck". When a character on BSG says "those motherfrakkers", he/she is obviously saying "motherfuckers". When Mal or Jayne say "gorram', they are obviously saying "goddamn". Everyone knows what they are really saying, and it's allowed. The FCC has no problem with people on television swearing, as long as the swear word is spelled and pronounced differently. Spike can say "sodding", and "bugger", and here in America we know he's saying "fucking", or "fuck it in the ass" (i think). But since it is British slang....it's allowed.

      And where did "heck" and "gosh" come from? My children say them all the time, in public, and never get in trouble. I know that "what the heck?" is the same as saying "what the hell?", "oh my gosh" is "oh my god", "oh poop" is "oh shit". They mean the same thing, don't they? but if my 7-year-old daughter suddenly said "Oh my god! What the hell is going on?", people would freak! "What the Heck" and "Oh my Gosh" obviously stem from someone still wanting to be able to convey "what the hell" and "oh my god", but have it be acceptable in society. It's all the same thing.

      Fornicate means Fuck, why not just say fuck? Who does it hurt?

      Sticks and Stones, man. Sticks and Stones.

      --
      I gave up religion for Lent.
    21. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he's just doing it to be funny. And I gotta say, I think it's funnier psuedo-censored.

      It's like watching south park on tv or the web. The web versions are uncensored, so there's just "shit"s and "fuck"s all over the place. But I find the censored versions funnier and more emotionally varied. For the latter, I mean on tv there's a huge difference between "dude, come on" and "dude, what the *bleep*" whereas when it's "dude, what the fuck" it just doesn't seem that much, if any, different. As for the former, I find that someone calling someone else a "shitfucking boner cunt motherfucker" or something is a whole lot less funny than someone saying "You *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*er!". Maybe it's just personal preference, but in the case of something like south park, I'd actually seek out the censored version, not because it would offend me uncensored, but because I find it funnier and more entertaining.

    22. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by Smauler · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Letter count c*nting fail.

    23. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      "I'm gonna snatch that pussy and put her in a box."
      Perfectly allowable on children's television.
      George, don't RIP, exercise you poltergeistic rights and keep shaking up the establishment.

      --
      There is no right to feel safe thru security vaudeville at the expense of everyone's freedom, privacy and tax money.
    24. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by janeil · · Score: 1

      I think there's a huge psychological affect from not printing the 'u,' actually, and I'd bet there's some study that's looked at this question! It's slightly less offensive to the eye.

    25. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Replacing the vowel in profanity with some other character doesn't fool anyone. Everyone knows still you're swearing.

      I had a Mormon friend in the Navy who could pseudo-cuss up a storm. "I fleekin' hate these shimpty flarking pieces of carp." One day I pointed out that he was replacing one specific symbol with a similar symbol that meant the exact same thing, and was therefore still cussing. He told me to fuck off. I was so proud of him.

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    26. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just print the U please, it won't hurt anyone.

      Ok. This is a big *u***** deal.

      lol

    27. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by Raven_Stark · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't it be: big .u..... and f.cking? I mean, f*cking could be fucking "fucking" or fucking "flocking," for example.

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    28. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by Macrat · · Score: 1

      Replacing the vowel in profanity with some other character doesn't fool anyone. Everyone knows still you're swearing.

      Frack You!!

    29. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Replacing the vowel in profanity with some other character doesn't fool anyone. Everyone knows still you're swearing.

      Not to mention ironic, since the article in question deals with anti-censorship statutes.

      Reminds me of a fairly recent The Daily Show episode. Stewart criticised Muslim censorship of Mohammed depiction after that Southpark episode. He went on singing "Go *bleep* yourselves!" repeatedly.

      He criticised them for censorship, yet at the same time was not allowed to speak his mind by censorship laws of the country he idolises. Hilarious hypocrisy ensued :)

    30. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would there be any freedom of speech/press if our vocabulary was reduced to vapid innocuous euphemisms?

    31. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a "quillled deal", you *u***** ****ass. Oh, **it ..

  9. Well... by Huwawa · · Score: 0

    FREEDOM OF SPEECH, FUCK YEAH!

  10. America.. by conares · · Score: 2, Funny

    FUCK YEAH!!!!!

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    1. Re:America.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coming to save, the motherfucking day yeah!

  11. What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Can somebody explain to me what exactly is bad about swearing?

    1. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

      Can somebody explain to me what exactly is bad about swearing?

      It's fucking uncouth, you stupid fucking cunt.

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    2. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      It might endanger children’s tender young ears, or some nonsense like that.

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    3. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Despite the fact that many children swear like fucking sailors? I've always wonder what sort of fucking wanker wrote those rules.

      Fuck.

    4. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by Knara · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Can somebody explain to me what exactly is bad about swearing?

      While words have power, there's some non-small number of folks who believe that words have intrinsic power. As in, for some reason, a particular combination of sounds has some inherent ability to produce effects.

      I attribute this to magical thinking, frankly. Believing that profanity is inherently bad is akin to believing that if I say the right faux-latin words and wave a stick at you, I can produce some effect. (Hell, the alternative word "cursing" plays right into that hypothesis)

    5. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by flaming+error · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Can somebody even define what separates swear words from acceptable words? In learning a couple foreign languages, I had to be often corrected when a word I picked up turned out to be on a community's do-not-utter list.

    6. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      When people swear, they are often loud and uncouth. Prudes might think that "fuck" refers to a specific sexual act, but it also can be used as an intensifier.

      My bedroom overlooks a informal public space-- a fire lane, often used as a loading zone. But I like peace and quiet. Noise, I can tune out. Intensified speech--that's a different story.

      Is the phrase "That's fucking cool man" mean to be whispered, OR SHOUTED TO THE WHOLE FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD?

    7. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While a very small portion of people think that swearing is "evil" or inherently bad, as posters downstream have noted, the morality isn't really the issue. Swearing, like certain other linguistic artifacts, can denote membership in specific social circles as well as the level of familiarity and formality when interacting with another person. This is why it's "okay" to let rip with your friends (or peer group) regardless of your age or station. Poor or rich. Smart or dumb. Young or old. Everyone swears. The problem arises when people use language that denotes personal familiarity (i.e. swearing) in situations where they are not actually familiar with the listeners. It's rude, as though someone you don't know starts talking to you about personal stuff. When you swear, you're kind of saying "I'm with a group of people with whom I'm fairly familiar and on friendly terms." If you do it (gratuitously) around strangers, you most likely have a social deficiency of some kind.

      In the case of the Police, you can translate the formality/familiarity spectrum to their perception of order/chaos and respect. They view the complete lack of formality of screaming "Fuck you" in public as an assault on order and an example of exhibiting bad social judgment, not that many of them would be able to articulate it in such a fashion. For many officers these days, that's enough to want to fine you, even though they themselves swear a blue streak within their own peer group.

      So don't look for an explanation of bad/good that makes sense, which you obviously weren't really doing anyway. You were trying to say "Anyone who thinks swearing is bad is a square." And the point is more one of rudeness, over-familiarity and breach of social contract.

      And since we're all friends here, you can go fuck yourself.

    8. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

      Since no one else has attempted to answer this yet, I'll give it a shot. Swear words are swear words because they cause offense. We have a socially agreed-upon set of words that are designated as vulgar and offensive. It does not matter what those words are in particular, indeed the set can change over time. What matters is that when someone chooses those words you know he's going out of his way to be offensive, and usually he's trying to offend the listen in order to get more attention.

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    9. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by Cruise_WD · · Score: 1

      The association of words with meanings is such a practiced process by most people's minds that it is automatic. Hearing or seeing a word will immediately conjure up the associated mental semantic object, without any choice for the beholder (behearer?).

      Normally, that's fine. However, words designated as profanity by consensus tend to be
      a) associated with substances or actions that are generally "personal" - masturbation, copulation et al are /generally/ not performed in public, and doing so often generates a similar reaction to the profanity,
      b) carry connotations of the worst aspects of the aforementioned topics. Sam and Bob make love suggests an activity that is mutually enjoyed and respectful. Sam fucks Bob imagines a somewhat more one-sided arrangement, with possible violent overtones (depending on the reader).

      In other words, profanity as a class will induce an automatic mental imagining of the more unpleasant aspects of activities not usually encountered in a social situation. The visual or aural equivalent of an unpleasant smell being shoved under your nose.

      Admittedly, the degree of discomfort varies between individuals, much as it does with smells, but it's still impolite to be so inconsiderate of others' potential feelings.

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    10. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by Cruise_WD · · Score: 1

      What people don't want to hear, basically.

      Medical journals on female anatomy a few centuries ago would happily use cunt as the official term, whereas, "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" has almost none of the punch it originally had.

      It's just one of those things that has to be learnt, unfortunately.

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    11. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see cussing in a bar as very different than on a little league field or sidewalk where children are around. Some parents might not care, while others would have an issue with it. As I see it the issue is when you want to introduce your child to certain things. If you are walking down the street with your 6 year old and you hear someone yell "go fuck yourself", you are likely to get asked what does go fuck yourself mean or hear your child use it at some other time like when you ask them to do something they do not want to do. A large part of it is about common curtsy, which many people seem to lack. People should be responsible and use appropriate language given the circumstances and surroundings and this whole discussion would not be needed. Unfortunately that is not the case. That leaves us with two unpleasant options laws against this, which would be very tough to enforce because of how subjective in nature it is or civil suits against the person. That might be the best option but I know people will abuse it. Americans are guaranteed freedom of speech, but are not immune from the consequences of their words.

    12. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Swear words reduce pain or allow you to endure more pain when you use them in certain scenarios[1]: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8147170.stm

      I'm not sure if they have done a study to test if regular overuse of swear words could reduce their efficacy in such situations. Dr Stevens claims it does, but...

      [1] They may increase pain if you use them incorrectly :).

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    13. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by Benfea · · Score: 1

      I think the French have the right idea on this subject: if you're not supposed to use the word, why include it in your language in the first place?

    14. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Are you telling me that the years I've spent practicing "Power Word: Pain" were fruitless?

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    15. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by Itninja · · Score: 1

      All I know is I once heard a 4 y/o boy call his mother a cunt and I just about smacked him. She just giggled and told him to 'hush'. Not sure why it induces such vitriolic rage, it just does. I have known many who are very proud of their sailor speak. The tricky part is they have a hard time turning it off. I sat in with my boss for a someones job interview once and the interviewee actually dropped an f-bomb during the interview. We both just sat there in disbelief and he was like 'what's the big deal?'.

      I guess it's like being naked. Nothing intrinsically wrong with it at all, just as long as you know when to wear pants.

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    16. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Fine the fucker a fucking Pound!

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    17. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      Are you telling me that the years I've spent practicing "Power Word: Pain" were fruitless? Of course D&D magic isn't real. You are supposed to say "Crucio!"

    18. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      The fact that you're uncomfortable explaining some simple words to your son doesn't mean you get to stop me saying them in public. Fuck you and your child - or, rather, fuck you for fucking your child up with your fucked up irrationality. Let me tell you how I learnt "fuck": on an aeroplane as a precocious little fuck I was lacking things to do and asked my father, "What's the rudest word in the English language?" (his mother tongue isn't English) "Fuck," he replied. "What does it mean?" "Sex." "Oh." So easy! and I knew what sex was biologically, even though it was way before I cared about it beyond knowing it's how babies are made.

      You know why kids like swearing a lot? Because you tell them IT'S NAUGHTY HEHE. It's like drinking, soft drugs, casual humping or rock'n'roll: try to ban something, and it'll be done badly; be open and casual about it, and it'll be done with due care.

      The cynic in me indicates that it's in the interest of anyone in power to make sure as many people fuck up as possible, of course. Each balanced, educated kid is a greater threat to your tenuous position. Ostensible prudishness is just a way of competing.

    19. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      The fact that you're uncomfortable explaining some simple words to your son

      With all due respect – it’s not really that simple...

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      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    20. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      That's how you learn, like a child that is warned when he comes home from kindergarten and starts yelling "fuck" (though of course dictionaries should list such words as "obscene"). Personally I had the opposite experience when learning German and talking to girls who started throwing out "shit" and "ass" in normal conversation, but maybe that has to do with the prudery of language class and American gender roles.

    21. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      It is now: you can print out that post and give it to him :-).

    22. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Words have no power nowadays. In every political discussion there will always be some nitwit extremist who will shout out whatever combination of words will generate the most emotional response. At this point its beginning to sound like white noise. The left has "racist". The right has "communist". Both use "Nazi". And the disingenuous sarcastic youth have "motherfucker". People spew words these days in the hopes that the words themselves will evoke enough emotional response to win an argument. Honestly the problem would solve itself if the media just ignored these attention whores.

    23. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      It is about context.

      You see, we are animals after all, mammals, and in the world of animals those with bigger dicks fuck more. It is true that the ones who are more dominant fuck more among the animals, it is also not such a big stretch to apply this to people, after all, if you have money and someone else does not, you have a pretty good chance of being considered a dominant one among the two of you.

      So now understand, there are those who dominate and the dominated ones. Often the dominated are getting fucked and the dominating are fucking them (either literally or figuratively speaking.)

      So that is why words that have to do with sex, like: bitch, cunt, fuck, cock whatever else, those words are used to express the dominating power of one over another. And since it is an unpleasant situation for the ones who are dominated (if it is not consensual anyway) it brings associations of shame.

      It is all about shame. Shame is a very powerful fear factor. Shame and Fear are closely related.

      By the way, English is actually a very poor language for expressing oneself this way, I am comparing to Russian, Ukrainian, German and English though, so I am not able to say where English stands exactly on the ladder among other languages, but compared to those ones it's very poor.

      Suffices it to say that in Russian there are entire sub-languages created around only various 'bad' words that are normally unacceptable in polite society. I mean there are thousands of words for this.

    24. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I already posted a similar comment, but just in case:

      Swear words come out of sexual context and in animals sex is really about power.

      The most dominating male gets the female, sometimes gets other smaller males, if you know what I mean.

      But the point is that it is about someone dominating someone else. For the one who is being dominated it brings shame (if it is an uninvited situation in any case) and shame is related to fear.

      Thus swearing brings up the context of domination and shame and fear.

      Thus in all languages many words that have to do with sex end up being swear words.

      However it is even more interesting. In France (and many other countries with Monarchs) the Kings would often not care and urinate right in front of others and they couldn't do anything about it, it is as if they were shown who is the boss.

      In fact, Kings in France had some castles that did not have washrooms indoors, so they would come to a castle, stay there as long as there was still space to take a shit somewhere or to piss somewhere and then once it becomes unlivable they would leave and the 'slaves' would start cleaning up.

      So anything that deals with display of power and can bring up fear and shame can become a taboo, and it's not just words, it can be gestures (flipping a birdy)

    25. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by martyros · · Score: 1

      While words have power, there's some non-small number of folks who believe that words have intrinsic power. As in, for some reason, a particular combination of sounds has some inherent ability to produce effects.

      Bzzt.

      Ask the opposite question: What's so good about swearing? Why do people do it? Why does it feel more powerful to say, "What the fuck is wrong with you?" than "What the heck is wrong with you?" Because those words are artifically endowed with power by society. If people didn't consider them "bad", there wouldn't be any particular reason to use them. When you swear, you demonstrate that you do think there's something special about the word, or you wouldn't use it.

      If anything, sprinkling in illogical references sexual intercourse, body parts, and religious concepts to artificially increase the power of any sentence seems like "magical thinking" to me.

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    26. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not speaking saxon was one of the ways that the middle classes tried to separate themselves from the poor when they first came into existence. Basically, pretentious victorian era cunts shat all over the language to make themselves look like they had some status.

    27. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by Knara · · Score: 1

      I never supported the position that words don't have power.

      However, the word "fuck", out of context, means nothing. Yet, simply uttering it causes all sorts of consternation. This is an indication that someone believes that the combination of letters/sounds has an intrinsic power which, in turn, suggests magical thinking.

      I suspect that you had a problem comprehending my post, and suggest you read it again.

      P.S. - The good thing about swearing is that it increases the range of expression in language.

    28. Re:What's so bad about swearing, anyway? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      if you're not supposed to use the word, why include it in your language in the first place?

      Vs. their idea on including silent letters in words... :p

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  12. Crossing the line by NonUniqueNickname · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is it okay to yell "fuck" in a crowded theater?

    1. Re:Crossing the line by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      If you're in the movie...

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    2. Re:Crossing the line by Dunega · · Score: 1

      How about a crowded bordello?

    3. Re:Crossing the line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why wouldn't it be?

    4. Re:Crossing the line by meow27 · · Score: 1

      its one thing when are you cursing to a public person (police, politician)

      its another thing when you are disturbing the peace

      but its also different in a private area.... period

    5. Re:Crossing the line by Zelkan · · Score: 1

      I think the penis game is more appropriate here...

    6. Re:Crossing the line by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Not sure if you knew this, but in some parts of the world, it's illegal to shout "fire" in a crowded theater.

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    7. Re:Crossing the line by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      That's fine ... but it's not OK in a crowded church.

    8. Re:Crossing the line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or if there is snakes on the motherfucking plane.

    9. Re:Crossing the line by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      I recommend not yelling it, but doing it. Much better! :D
      (But please use the back seats if you look ugly, and the front seats if you look good. ^^)

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    10. Re:Crossing the line by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I'm betting yelling "bomb" in an airport would be looked on as rude.

      I wonder if yelling "Everybody on the ground" would go over any better?

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    11. Re:Crossing the line by skine · · Score: 1

      No, because if you do, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

    12. Re:Crossing the line by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      If it's my girlfriend dragging me to a chick flick in said theater, then yes, there is going to be a lot of profanity uttered on my part.

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    13. Re:Crossing the line by MagicM · · Score: 1

      I think it depends on what type of movie is playing.

    14. Re:Crossing the line by steelfood · · Score: 1

      If you're doing one of those moving art pieces that involve a massive orgy inside a theater.

      Or if you just dumped the full contents of your 32oz cup of soda onto your lap when tryin to reach for your spilt popcorn because you had put it on the floor and accidentally kicked it during a suspenseful moment.

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    15. Re:Crossing the line by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Only if 'The Aristocrats' is playing.

    16. Re:Crossing the line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    17. Re:Crossing the line by SYSS+Mouse · · Score: 1

      Excuse me but the holding in the Supreme Court case Schenck v. United States was overturned in Brandenburg v. Ohio.

    18. Re:Crossing the line by nschubach · · Score: 1

      "Reckless Endangerment" is still used as today to prosecute anyone falsely shouting something that could place people in harm's way.

      From Wikipedia's article on Brandenburg v. Ohio:

      Finally, Douglas dealt with the classic example of a man "falsely shouting fire in a theatre and causing a panic." In order to explain why someone could be legitimately prosecuted for this, Douglas called it an example in which "speech is brigaded with action." In the view of Douglas and Black, this was probably the only sort of case in which a person could be prosecuted for speech.

      So, while that overturned the case against a man who was distributing anti-draft propaganda, it really had no bearing on the whole idea of shouting "fire." It was merely used in example and it was still agreed upon by the judges that shouting "fire" in a theater could be prosecutable... so it was not overturned in that manner.

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    19. Re:Crossing the line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Reckless Endangerment" is still used as today to prosecute anyone falsely shouting something that could place people in harm's way.

      Try wrapping your head around this: it's not what is said that places people in harm's way - it is their reaction to what is said.

      If I shout "fire" in a crowded theater, does the word itself cause any danger, or is it the fact that you believed me without evidence and panicked?

      It's hard to take responsibility for one's own reactions to words, but as the years pass I become more convinced that you simply CANNOT predict how people will react to what you say. You can't be expected to refrain from "offensive" speech because you can never know whether the listener will be offended or not. Sad, but true.

    20. Re:Crossing the line by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 4, Funny

      You don't want to incite a public orgy, do you!? There might be children in the room!

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    21. Re:Crossing the line by blueapples · · Score: 1

      Fuck yes it is.

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  13. I have chosen my courtroom attire for the trial by bobdotorg · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:I have chosen my courtroom attire for the trial by ameline · · Score: 1

      You know, I don't think I'll click on that link at work....
      (just a hunch, given the url)

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  14. Iceholes! by Java+Commando · · Score: 1

    Roman Moronie might have put it best. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv8tVxk6Nj4

  15. Nice fuckin' parenting. by MostAwesomeDude · · Score: 1
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  16. Some one has to do it. by Anon-Admin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:

            As a transitive verb for instance.. John fucked Shirley.
            As an intransitive verb... Shirley fucks.

    Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

            An adjective such as... John's doing all the fucking work.
            As part of an adverb... Shirley talks too fucking much.
            As an adverb enhancing an adjective... Shirley is fucking beautiful.
            As a noun... I don't give a fuck.
            As part of a word... absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
            And as almost every word in a sentence... Fuck the fucking fuckers.

    As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:

            Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
            Dismay: ahhh fuck it.
            Trouble: I guess I'm really fucked now.
            Aggression: Don't fuck with me buddy.
            Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking question.
            Inquiry: Who the fuck was that?
            Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
            Incompetence: He's a fuck-off.
            Dismissal: Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself...

    I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

    With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.

    It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

    Say it loudly and proudly: FUCK YOU!

    1. Re:Some one has to do it. by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 3, Insightful

      George Carlin was a fucking genius. Fuck! I fucking miss him.

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    2. Re:Some one has to do it. by _PimpDaddy7_ · · Score: 1

      LOL I love that.
      Here you can HEAR it...
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVPkcyM4ohw

    3. Re:Some one has to do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So many holidays..

      Where can we squeeze in the FUCK pride parade?

    4. Re:Some one has to do it. by JustOK · · Score: 1

      The fucking fuckers fucking fucked fucking. Fuck!

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    5. Re:Some one has to do it. by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

      I'm not offended by the profanity of the word so much as the frequent use of the word itself. Soon we will degrade into a society of cavement, but instead of grunts, will communicate through slight variations of the word 'fuck'. E.g. Fuck this fucking test. It fucking fucks. It's a fine word, when used in moderation. But it quickly becomes tiresome when used in place of creatively articulating the situation at hand.

    6. Re:Some one has to do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Marine's poem. (After a M60 General Purpose Machine Gun jammed during training, and the instructor was unable to clear the jam by the usual procedure, he uttered the following which has become a hallowed bit of Marine Corps poetry.)

      Fuck! The fucking fucker's fucking well fucked!

    7. Re:Some one has to do it. by Kjella · · Score: 1

      And the big all-rounder: WTF

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    8. Re:Some one has to do it. by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

      In the future, Fuddruckers becomes Buttfuckers. And a latte comes with a handjob.

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    9. Re:Some one has to do it. by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Well, that certainly shows the diversity of the word.

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    10. Re:Some one has to do it. by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      I see your Boondock Saints and raise you an In Bruges:

      Geeze, he swears a lot, doesn't he?

    11. Re:Some one has to do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love to meet this Shirley...

    12. Re:Some one has to do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a nice summary, but I already learned everything I needed to know about the subject from those sages of modern vernacular English, Ricky and Julian.

    13. Re:Some one has to do it. by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      And the big all-rounder: WTF

      Why The Frown?

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    14. Re:Some one has to do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the attribution. Here's surely an homage to his monologue:

      Rocco: Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... [shouts] Fuck!
      Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
      -The Boondock Saints, 1999

    15. Re:Some one has to do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the fat guys I work with thinks it means "Where's the food?"

    16. Re:Some one has to do it. by nj_peeps · · Score: 1

      wow, took that fucking long for the "Usage of the work Fuck" to pop up?!?! I would have thought it would the first post.... and here is one of many youtube vid's for it....

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    17. Re:Some one has to do it. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      You know that in actual reality, is makes absolutely no sense to make the word suddenly “not ok”, because of a sexual context, do yo? The only reason people think it is “bad”, is because of a certain old business that used the first most important and beautiful thing to control and exploit humans with a mental disease called “religious schizophrenia” (“believers“).
      Interestingly, in the last years that business is mostly known for sexually abusing children.

      The trick is that if you make something a sin that everybody loves, then everybody is a sinner, and hence everybody has to beg the church for forgiveness. The church can then demand actions to “make it OK again“. It’s really a elaborate mind game by a organization that has no scruple whatsoever... abusing the poor and sick. It disgusts me.

      Yes, that means that those people that consider talking about sex or swearing (both also in front of children) a sin are kinda mentally ill. (I say “kinda” because in nature, what is a disease and what not, is always only a question of definition. [E.g: If nobody gets hurt, then is it a disease?])
      I can even give you the neurological explanation for why this is a fact. (And a biochemist could explain that in terms of chemistry. And a physicist could explain that in terms of quantum physics.)

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    18. Re:Some one has to do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is so offensive and pornographic to me that I get a boner everytime I hear it. This thread is awesome.

    19. Re:Some one has to do it. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      It didn't seem to hurt the smurfs.

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    20. Re:Some one has to do it. by M8e · · Score: 1

      Fucking fuckers fucks fuckers, fuckers fucks fucking fuckers. Fuck fucking fuckers!

    21. Re:Some one has to do it. by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      work Fuck

      Ma'am, I am intrigued by your idea and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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    22. Re:Some one has to do it. by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      "cavement"
      Caves with paving, an interesting concept, why is it a "bad thing"?

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    23. Re:Some one has to do it. by BoberFett · · Score: 1
    24. Re:Some one has to do it. by nj_peeps · · Score: 1

      lol, should be word..... wow, fail on my part!

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    25. Re:Some one has to do it. by shish · · Score: 1

      With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word.

      The more uses a word has, the more useless it becomes, as the context around the word needs to grow to figure out what it means. Consider the case where *every* word in the English language was replaced with fuck, then you would need an infinite amount of context to understand anything.

      Actually looking at the examples, each sentence seems to imply a tone of voice, then the word fuck means "listen to my tone of voice and fill in the gap". If you pick a different tone when reading then the sentences are still grammatically correct, but the implied meaning changes completely.

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    26. Re:Some one has to do it. by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 0

      What's the Fuss?

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  17. No surprise by ArchieBunker · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you live in PA this won't surprise you. We just started selling alcohol on Sundays and a handful of grocery stores have had the audacity to try selling beer/wine!

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    1. Re:No surprise by CheshireFerk-o · · Score: 0

      O hell no, in fact if you have a six-pack/convenience store you must have a separate entrance/exit for the beer section, with separate registers. I don't think we'll ever see liquor/wine outside of the state stores especially where the children can SEE it... damn quaker state

    2. Re:No surprise by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      A few Sheetz and Giant Eagle stores have successfully started selling beer. They are using the bar loophole and have to provide a place for people to sit down and eat. So a few tables or stool gets around that.

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    3. Re:No surprise by Maximus633 · · Score: 1

      In Tx you can't get beer in the stores on Sundays.

  18. Have you done your hail marys today? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits

    1. Re:Have you done your hail marys today? by Pojut · · Score: 1

      "It was all I could think of in one sitting!"

      RIP, Mr. Carlin. You are missed :(

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  20. Same goes for flipping off cops by areusche · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I had a friend flip off a cop once for cutting him off on a road in Erie. The cop turned around, put his lights on, and gave him a ticket for obscenity.

    He challenged the ticket mentioning freedom of speech as well as the fact that the officer didn't even show up. In the end he won, but that doesn't excuse the fact that police officers in Pennsylvania can waste people's time like this on power trips.

    1. Re:Same goes for flipping off cops by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Police can waste people's time with power trips pretty much everywhere. Hence the phrase "you can beat the rap; but you can't beat the ride"...

      What is worse is that there are so seldom any repercussions for them doing so.

    2. Re:Same goes for flipping off cops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your friend flipped off a cop and was surprised he got pulled over?

      You need smarter friends.

    3. Re:Same goes for flipping off cops by twoears · · Score: 1

      Interesting but not surprising for Erie. I grew up there. It's really gone downhill and is trying to reinvent itself as a resort town while a lot of industry has died...12th Street looks like a graveyard. Good luck with that, Dreary Erie. Gotta wonder if the cop wasn't busy stuffing himself instead of showing up for court.

    4. Re:Same goes for flipping off cops by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

      If there were repercussions every time someone was an asshole and abused power, we'd all be in prison.

    5. Re:Same goes for flipping off cops by nschubach · · Score: 1

      It depends if you think police are there to protect the citizens or if the police are the law... There's a fine difference.

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    6. Re:Same goes for flipping off cops by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When your power is conditionally granted to you by the people, for their security and greater good, abusing it is a very serious matter.

      If cops want to be assholes in their capacity as private citizens, that is not my problem. If they cross the line into employing state resources or power to do so, then they are lower than dirt in my eyes. Best case, they should find another line of work. Worst case, we can always run a little "How long will the crooked cop last in prison?" experiment...

    7. Re:Same goes for flipping off cops by Maximus633 · · Score: 1

      There is plenty of of repercussions when a police officer is not doing right. Their is a process. People don't like to follow a process and procedure. If they don't follow the process or procedure then you can't except cops to get in trouble. If you don't mess with the police they won't mess with you. Keep your calm when dealing with them and don't get on your own "I know my rights" trip. That is when you get the most trouble and you won't beat the ride. Cops have a stressful enough job.

      The same thing happens in the office place so lets bash on power trips themselves not just the cops.

      I find it funny when people are just pissed at cops. I think it is sad because in all reality the cops have a job to do and that is to catch criminals. Just because you broke the law or want to say "I didn't do it" doesn't make you innocent. If you don't like the law work to change it. If a cop does wrong follow the process to have something done. Most state licensing agencies require all complaints regarding police officers to be maintained for public inquiry at any time. When a police officer goes to get another job the interview includes their previous agencies and civilian complaints. Those complaints are then reviewed with the officer. All agencies that hire police officers can check with the state licensing agency to see what other departments they have worked for.

      Unlike your personnel file (unless you work for a City/State/Federal agency) theirs is open to the review of the public at any time.

    8. Re:Same goes for flipping off cops by livid_gnome · · Score: 1

      I had it explanied to me like this: You can flip the cop off as long as you keep your arms inside the vehicle, just don't stick your arm out the window otherwise they can ticket you for an inapropriate signal (think left, right turn on your bicycle). All though it is probably not a good idea to flip the cop off anyway.

    9. Re:Same goes for flipping off cops by theguru · · Score: 1

      42 U.S.C. 1983, commonly referred to as "section 1983" provides:

      Every person who under color of any statute, ordinance, regulation, custom, or usage, of any State or Territory or the District of Columbia, subjects, or causes to be subjected, any citizen of the United States or other person within the jurisdiction thereof to the deprivation of any rights, privileges, or immunities secured by the Constitution and laws, shall be liable to the party injured in an action at law, Suit in equity, or other proper proceeding for redress, except that in any action brought against a judicial officer for an act or omission taken in such officer's judicial capacity, injunctive relief shall not be granted unless a declaratory decree was violated or declaratory relief was unavailable. For the purposes of this section, any Act of Congress applicable exclusively to the District of Columbia shall be considered to be a statute of the District of Columbia.

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  23. Fucking nothing by sjbe · · Score: 4, Informative

    Can somebody explain to me what exactly is bad about swearing?

    Not really, no.

    Apparently some people think certain words are evil, bad and offensive regardless of the context in which they are used. This argument is of course fucking absurd. Word have no meaning without context. I believe George Carlin addressed this issue at some length and expense.

    1. Re:Fucking nothing by Mr.+Pibb · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think the question is not that certain words are evil, but that profanity can be valuable. This value is lost from overuse.

      One of my HS English teachers (roughly) described it this way:

      If you call everyone a motherfucker, then everyone is a motherfucker and it doesn't have value.
      But if you rarely or never use the word and walk into the principal's office and say "LISTEN HERE, MOTHERFUCKER!" then you're making a point."

    2. Re:Fucking nothing by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      I belive that a recent tv show showed that curse words are called that for a reason. You ignorant fuck! :)

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    3. Re:Fucking nothing by Volante3192 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Best. English teacher. Ever.

    4. Re:Fucking nothing by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      Some expense? Are you saying that's why he died?

    5. Re:Fucking nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have mod points to burn, so I'm playing AC here.

      Swearing is supposed to be GOOD, really.

      "There may be another reason why we swear so much. Studies by psychologist Timothy Jay, of the Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts in North Adams, have found that swearing can provide both emotional release and relief from pain. "

      http://news.discovery.com/human/f-bomb-swear-curse-words-biden.html

      I know for a fact that being able to swear has prevented many murders. I mean, what else CAN you do, when some dickheaded sumbitch is desperately BEGGING you to choke his dumb ass to death, and your state has capital punishment? You need some kind of emotional release from the situation!

    6. Re:Fucking nothing by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

      I have mod points to burn, so I'm playing AC here.

      Well big whoop-dee-FUCKING-doo.

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    7. Re:Fucking nothing by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Apparently some people think certain words are evil, bad and offensive regardless of the context in which they are used.

      I find the phrase "the f-bomb" much more offensive than the word it tries to bowdlerise. What a syrupy twee thing to say.

    8. Re:Fucking nothing by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Due to the construct of the sentence above, I'd suggest a funny mod. It's really too bad there's no ironic mod. ;)

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    9. Re:Fucking nothing by Gamzarme · · Score: 1

      We should be appreciative that swearing itself is not abused. Eventually we become comfortable with our own linguistically developed swearing patterns which hold a certain significance. (You feel the personal expression best when swearing angrily at someone.) It is equally effective to us as it is to others and when these words are cheapened due to overuse we must dismiss them or risk not being taken seriously.

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    10. Re:Fucking nothing by Killer+Orca · · Score: 1

      But if you rarely or never use the word and walk into the principal's office and say "LISTEN HERE, MOTHERFUCKER!" then you're making a point."

      How did he explain racial slurs? A word like nigger hasn't had a reduction in power due to overuse.

    11. Re:Fucking nothing by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      You're right, that is funny in it's irony.

      But I think the English teacher in question would be of the philosophy that language usage is correct if it has the intended effect on its audience.

    12. Re:Fucking nothing by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      In some instances it is used like "man" and is even applied to white people.

    13. Re:Fucking nothing by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      I think the question is not that certain words are evil, but that profanity can be valuable. This value is lost from overuse.

      I agree, but I don't think this is a bad thing. Rather, I think it then requires people to become more creative to get the same value, resulting in a plethora of new expletives and expletive phrases. The art of cursing is dying because everyone falls back on taboo words like "fuck". Even if everyone overuses the word "motherfucker", they'll still pay attention and get the point when you say, "Listen here you puss dripping infected goat bladder!" and really isn't the latter a lot more fun and unique?

    14. Re:Fucking nothing by Kjella · · Score: 1

      I think the question is not that certain words are evil, but that profanity can be valuable. This value is lost from overuse.

      What, you think they made a law so people wouldn't use up their quota? No, it basically boils down to what people should have the freedom to say/do versus what others should not unwillingly witness. Hearing swear words is similar to meeting a flasher, you get an unwanted sound instead of a sight. Why they don't like it is really irrelevant, it's just a personal opinion that sums up to community standards. Those standards are always changing, but nobody really doubts they're there - particularly if the "others" are minors you'll find 99%+ support for some laws.

      In 1907 a woman was arrested for wearing a tightly fitting one-piece bathing suit, you can imagine what they'd think of G-string bikinis. There are still native tribes that don't consider full nudity offensive, there's nothing inherent in anything. Maybe in 100 years we've found that being naked is a natural right and western society is clothing optional, whoever can't stand it will have to build their own communities. Maybe in 100 years we've gone back to showing ankles as "raunchy". Maybe in 100 years there aren't any banned words or maybe there's many like the prophet *BEEEEEEEP*.

      Hopefully freedom of speech will win out because it's overall designed to let you say everything that people don't like to hear, but this is not the simple world of "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me". This is what the Supreme Court said in Chaplinsky v. New Hampshire (1942):

      There are certain well-defined and narrowly limited classes of speech, the prevention and punishment of which have never been thought to raise any constitutional problem. These include the lewd and obscene, the profane, the libelous, and the insulting or "fighting words" those which by their very utterance inflict injury or tend to incite an immediate breach of the peace. It has been well observed that such utterances are no essential part of any exposition of ideas, and are of such slight social value as a step to truth that any benefit that may be derived from them is clearly outweighed by the social interest in order and morality.

      They've been narrowing it down, but there might be enough of it left to argue that swear words have no constitutional protection.

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    15. Re:Fucking nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what little I have read, curse words bypass the usual circuitry of the brain for possessing. Its thought that this is a way of quickly propagating individual stress through a group. Which would be an advantage for social animals if they come under attack. It is also useful too remind someone, on occasion that what they are doing is distasteful. You don't tell your neighbour too pick up his dogs dropings that happen too be all over your lawn.

      I have always thought that people who object too such language are unnerved by the amount of emotional power that one person can exert over another just by uttering a word. Of course this is complicated by the specific meanings each of us assigns too a word leading too unintended activation of emotional areas.

      Also, this very http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/201554-1 explains it quite well. Its from a promotional tour for The Stuff of Thought, the book is 2004ish if I recall, so it should still be valid. And most importantly its fucking funny. Steven Pinker has written a lot of very good books on this and other subjects.

    16. Re:Fucking nothing by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I think the question is not that certain words are evil, but that profanity can be valuable. This value is lost from overuse.

      I agree completely. I think the FCC should lift the ban (and in fact encourage) profanity in specific situations. Imagine the difference in effectiveness between:

      This is a tornado warning. This is not a drill. You should seek shelter immediately.

      and

      This is a tornado warning! We're not kidding! Get the fuck inside!

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    17. Re:Fucking nothing by martyros · · Score: 1

      Apparently some people think certain words are evil, bad and offensive regardless of the context in which they are used.

      The irony of this whole thing is that the only point in saying those words is that they are considered "evil, bad, and offensive". The two sentences, "What the heck is wrong with you?" and "What the fuck is wrong with you?" are both exactly the same -- except that the second one has the "evil, bad, and offensive" word. That's the only reason to favor the second one over the first one. If no one thought "fuck" was a "bad word", no one would use it.

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    18. Re:Fucking nothing by Kalak · · Score: 1

      The true irony is that the teacher would be perfectly summing up the power (or lack from over use) of profanity, yet has a fair chance of losing their job over it.

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    19. Re:Fucking nothing by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Now imagine Samuel L. Jackson saying it. :)

    20. Re:Fucking nothing by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      Now imagine Samuel L. Jackson saying it. :)

      I am tired of these motherfucking tornadoes in my motherfucking town!

      I'm a tornado dodging motherfucker, motherfucker!

    21. Re:Fucking nothing by dingram17 · · Score: 1
      Sometimes using low-level swearing has more effect. If everyone in the office regularly uses 'fuck', then when you drop/break something and say 'poos and wees' that really gets some attention.

      'Fuck' is a useful stress relief word, but when overused is indicative of a poor vocabulary. It is more satisfying to tear someone down using 'polite language', especially as it frustrates any superficial complaints that could be laid against you. Smiling at when they fire up in return magnifies their displeasure (i.e. it gives them the shits in a bit way).

    22. Re:Fucking nothing by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Favorite family anecdote:
      Setting: Traditional Italian Sunday dinner at my grandparent's house.

      My grandmother is picking at my grandfather at the table. Bitching about this and that he did or didn't do, with the occasional direct shot at his person. This was pretty much normal - my grandparents had 3 daughters, all of whom thought their mother was a saint, so Grandpop had learned to just shut up and let it pass. He was also pretty non-confrontational in general; a former seminarian, and never raised a hand as far as I know (Grandmom, otoh...).

      But this time it was pretty bad. After about 45 minutes, I think he realized that his grandkids were in their late teens and he didn't really need to watch his language so much. So after Grandmom got in a particularly nasty shot, he looks straight at her and says "Hey, Florence - FUCK YOU!" Cue the crickets as Grandmom gapes and sputters like a freshly cought fish, her daughters get red and shoot him nasty looks, and the male grandkids are trying desperately to hide our grins and looking at each other with gleeful solidarity in our expressions. Suffice it to say Grandmom didn't say much for the rest of the meal, and "Hey Florence - Fuck You" became one of our treasured memories (at least for the male cousins).

      Another tidbit. Whenever the grandsons started acting up at his house, he'd look straight at us and say "I'm-a gonna take off my belt", and we'd stop whatever we were doing right quick. This worked when we were kids and until we got less mischievous; he never had to actually take off his belt, much less use it, and I hadn't heard him say it since I was about 12.

      Fast forward 5 years. My cousin and I both wrestled in HS, but for opposing teams and at different weights. One evening, as Grandpop was in the middle of his evening routine (Lazy-boy, Richie Ashburn calling for the Phillies on TV, and a Schmidt's pony)we started trash talking, and then started to wrestle in the living room. It's a tiny house, so obviously we were distracting Granpop (we were actually right in front of the TV) and he didn't like fighting.

      So he tells us to knock it off; we ignore him.

      He escalates to "I'm-a gonna take off my belt"; we pause, but since he'd never actually taken it off in the past, we ignored him again.

      About 2 minutes later, we both look up to see Grandpop out of his recliner, standing over us (all 5'2" of him) with his 30 year old thin black leather belt halfway off his waist. I don't know when I've ever moved faster in a wrestling match as when we broke off, stood up, and apologized.

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  24. What about non-profanity obscenities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about words or phrases which are obscene, but not profanity?

    I.e. "dildo", "douche" "anus", "jerk-off", "retarded", etc. Will they protect my right to use common language into obscenities?

    1. Re:What about non-profanity obscenities? by bughunter · · Score: 1

      "dildo", "douche" "anus", "jerk-off", "retarded"

      You've just recited my porn search history.

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  25. Profanity is the inevitable linguistic crutch by wiredog · · Score: 3, Interesting

    of the inarticulate motherfucker.

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  27. OBOnion by PvtVoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    From The Onion.

    What part of the fucking First Amendment don't you understand, motherfucker?

    1. Re:OBOnion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      informing them that with their appeals exhausted, their only remaining legal recourse would be to "piss up a rope or take two fists in the mommy slot."
      'That which erodes human rights serves to erode humanity, fuckface.'

  28. Re:Let it rip by cc1984_ · · Score: 1

    If ever I'm in Pennsylvania, I might spontaneously decide to sing "Killing in the Name" by RATM for no reason other than it's an awesome tune. Think of it as a free concert for anyone that wants to listen.

  29. Wait.... by bobwrit · · Score: 1

    Yeah, well, Miller v. California...

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  30. America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You have to love a country where girls will let you fuck them up the ass to preserve their "virginity" for marriage, but it's illegal to curse in public or on TV.

    1. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      anal sex to preserve virginity dates back thousands of years before the USA was founded, and it's not illegal to curse in public or on TV in the US. Otherwise, you're post was dead on accurate.

    2. Re:America by mog007 · · Score: 1

      If you curse on TV, the FCC will fine you. The FCC is a government agency, levying a fine against you. Since the 5th amendment protects due process, presumably these fines make it illegal to use certain words on broadcast TV or the radio.

    3. Re:America by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They fine the spectrum license holder for violating the terms of the license agreement. It's not the mechanism you think it is by a longshot.

    4. Re:America by donaggie03 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a classic case of de facto vs de jeur. . . .

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    5. Re:America by Teun · · Score: 1

      anal sex to preserve virginity dates back thousands of years before the USA was founded,

      You are right, just funny there's this country that has apparently not moved forward in all these thousands of years...

      and it's not illegal to curse in public or on TV in the US. Otherwise, you're post was dead on accurate.

      He who curses might not be fined but a fine is handed out none the less, so the result is the same

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    6. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! That entry point is also an effective form of readily available birth-control.

    7. Re:America by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      all these thousands of years

      <Nelson>Ha Ha!</Nelson> You think that the USA is older than it really is!

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    8. Re:America by BenoitRen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Otherwise, you're post was dead on accurate.

      It's "your". "you're" is "you are". Learn your grammar, you illiterate motherfucker!

    9. Re:America by aiht · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a classic case of de facto vs de jeur. . . .

      Sounds to me like a case of a law versus a contract.
      Just because a contract binds you to not do something, it doesn't mean that that action is illegal - it's just violating a contract.

      <pedant>it's de jure, by the way</pedant>

    10. Re:America by donaggie03 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My point was that if a government entity uses its monopoly powers to require all users of a service to sign a contract, then that contract is a de facto law. I'll put it another way. The law says that the only way you can broadcast on that spectrum is by signing the contract with the FCC. If you break the contract, you are fined an arbitrary amount determined by the FCC. That pretty much makes the contract de facto law. Saying that the FCC's rules aren't the law is just playing a semantics game.

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  31. You lose TWICE! by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry, I couldn't f-ing resist!

    Oh, that's fucking sad. You lose TWICE!

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  32. Love It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot. News for nerds. The "smart" news aggregator. So what does everyone do when this story is posted? Fall all over themselves to post the word "fuck"

    1. Re:Love It by localman57 · · Score: 1

      Yes. But we're doing it to be ironic. That makes it ok.

  33. A personal invitation by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    Some police tend to write tickets, or even arrest people just to give a hard time. Maybe it is sometimes out of ignorance of the law.

    I had a friend given a ticket for flashing his headlights, at 2:30 pm. The ticket was for using his high-beams at night when there is oncoming traffic. They just didn't like people being warned about the speed trap.

    Even if an arrest is in violation of the law, to win a lawsuit on it, you have to show that it was not only improper, but that the cop knew it was improper -- a high standard to meet. In the meantime, you are still locked up, have to pay an attorney. But on the good side, you get to make new friends when locked up.

    Even when right, you should be nice to people who carry guns and give you a personal invitation to jail. Even if he/she/it is an asshole.

    1. Re:A personal invitation by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> Even if an arrest is in violation of the law, to win a lawsuit on it, you have to show that it was not only improper, but that the cop knew it was improper.

      isn't there a case for requiring a cop to know the law that he is enforcing? The last thing we need is incompetent cops around. They should be just as subject to dismissal because of incompetence as any other professional job. In fact even more so, given the impact they have on peoples lives.

      specifically to your case, I think even the most pro-cop judge would find it hard to defend a cop claiming that he didn't know 2:30pm wasn't night time.

    2. Re:A personal invitation by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      He should consider himself lucky.

      Warning people of a speed trap could be considered obstruction.

    3. Re:A personal invitation by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

      >specifically to your case, I think even the most pro-cop judge would find it hard to defend a cop claiming that he didn't know 2:30pm wasn't night time.

      True, but most people would not look up the statute of the text. Even so, he had already had to sit and wait for the cop to check his papers, and write the ticket.

    4. Re:A personal invitation by Danse · · Score: 1

      He should consider himself lucky.

      Warning people of a speed trap could be considered obstruction.

      How is that obstruction? Obstruction of what? Warning someone to slow down isn't obstructing anything.

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      It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
    5. Re:A personal invitation by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      If the police are looking for a burglar, and you spread the word among the community, that could be considered obstructing their investigation.

      Similarly, if the police are looking for a speeder, and you warn potential speeders, that could be considered obstruction.

      It's a long shot. It might not hold up. But if the cop wanted to be a dick, he could have pressed the issue, forcing the friend to either capitulate or fight it.

      wikipedia talks about it, so it must be true.

  34. Joke? by mseeger · · Score: 1

    Tell me you're trying to pull a joke on your non-american readers.... The country that mocks us about cease & decist letters for an open WLAN router is actually using the police to stop you from swearing? I sincerely hope you're just kidding.

    1. Re:Joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The country is doing no such thing.

      One state is.

      It's the UNITED STATES of America.

      The states have a very large amount of freedom and independence to do what ever the fuck they want within their own borders.

    2. Re:Joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me you're trying to pull a joke on your non-american readers.... The country that mocks us about cease & decist letters for an open WLAN router is actually using the police to stop you from swearing? I sincerely hope you're just kidding.

      Please understand that the United States, like Germany and many other nations, has many levels of government, from the national to the local.
      Occasionally, one of these local governmental units appoints an utter fucktard to a position of power. This is pretty much inevitable, given the sheer number of localities and size of the population of the United States.

      This does not necessarily mean that everyone in the United States is an utter fucktard. It may be hard to wrap your provincial European brain around this, but that's the nature of a big, decentralized, populous nation.

  35. Re:Let it rip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They[1]'ll sue you to death and beyond with copyright claims.

    [1] They being the record companies, of course.

  36. "Protected speech" by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

    The whole notion that there is "protected" and "unprotected" speech is ridiculous. Can you believe that whether speech is protected or not depends mostly on the judge's or jury's gut feelings and opinions about something? That art or communication can be judged by general people for its merits instead of just letting anyone interested in it decide?

    This is not a free country, never was and never will be. Free speech is hilariously meaningless if free speech only means certain types of speech--it then becomes simply "allowed" speech. You can't -ever- claim that you have something called free speech if you're going to have committees of some sort vet the speech for content.

    The obscenity and profanity issues, often like hate crimes (when the "hate crime" is nonthreatening") are really all the same thing--someone got conditioned to have a negative emotional reaction to some word or image, and thus they throw a hissy fit and start babbling on about "morality" and "greater good" blah blah blah blah.

    This isn't a conservative/liberal thing. Both groups are equally fascistic when it comes to freedom of speech. If the ACLU is buying into the "protected speech" meme the courts have arbitrarily generated over time (that's the beauty of precedent, isn't it? You can create legal truths out of thing air!) then they're pretty useless too if they're going to just kowtow and toe the line of the judicial system's own bias and dogmas.

    The whole idea of "protected" and "unprotected" speech should overturn in your mind COMPLETELY faith in the legal system as a whole. It shows that the legal system is full of ridiculous, moralistic dogma (often a different sort than your typical liberal/conservative slants, but a dogma nonetheless) and that you can go to jail for a long period of time without harming a single person. Who the fuck are geriatric judges to say what is and is not "offensive," and why should content be filtered by the state for whether it's offensive or not? And why does MY opinion not count, but a bunch of generic suburban imbeciles does? Nobody has the right not to be offended, regarding sex or politics or otherwise. If you find anything offensive enough to silence, the defect is with you, not the person making the speech.

    Again, the entire notion of "unprotected" speech should shatter your entire view of the legal system and society in general, because it means you really are nothing more than a serf on some levels. "Free speech"--you're free to say what we say you can say. What a bunch of tripe. The legal system is a fucking cult, filled with priests (judges, in robes no less), dogmas (precedent), meaningless and arbitrary tradition, a holy text to interpret (the law, and just like any holy texts there are tons of interpretations of it), and even their own religious jargon (legalese, that only the priesthood is fit to interpret).

    1. Re:"Protected speech" by aronschatz · · Score: 1

      I agree. There should be no "protected" speech. It is ALL free speech. If there is something we can't say (political correctness), that's no longer free speech. What the hell is happening to us?

      Your feelings not being hurt aren't a right. Speaking freely is a right. By the way, it isn't a government given right. You are born that way.

    2. Re:"Protected speech" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not a free country, never was and never will be. Free speech is hilariously meaningless if free speech only means certain types of speech--it then becomes simply "allowed" speech. You can't -ever- claim that you have something called free speech if you're going to have committees of some sort vet the speech for content.

      Totally agree. I don't understand how "hate speech" and obscenity were outlawed when the First Amendment clearly says NOTHING about it. Here in the USA we have "mostly free speech" and "mostly free press."

      People claim "The Founding Fathers never intended for free speech to cover things like Butt Reamers Vol. 12" but I think if we could ask them today, "Is pornography obscene, should we discourage its prolifaration?" They might say "yes." If we asked "Is it the government's job to do this?" they would almost certainly say "Hell no!"

    3. Re:"Protected speech" by bolthole · · Score: 1

      retort:
      The whole notion that you think that there is a magical "right" to free speech, all the time, any location, and in any form, is ridiculous.

      of course there has to be some limitations.

      first off, the whole concept of "free speech", was put together in order to allow expression of POLITICAL speech. ie: to protect discussion, both positive and negative, about government, politics, etc. The extension of that to cover things like "art", blah blah, is an abuse of epic liberal proportions.
      But even in that context, there are obvious limits:

      You are not "free" in your speech to incite a panic in a crowded theatre by yelling "fire!" when there isnt one.

      You are not "free" to go take a bullhorn and yell things into someone else's home. particularly after certain times of night.

      So right there, we have limitations on Location of speech. and Content of speech.
      Are you really going to argue against those, in favor of "all speech is protected"?
      (if your answer is, yes, then my second question is, are you 16 or something? because you sure are acting like it)

    4. Re:"Protected speech" by eyeb1 · · Score: 0

      amen brother !!!

      it gives me a small ray of hope .. that some people are starting to see this so called freedom and democracy bullshit for what it is .. a large steaming pile of shit ..

      especially the idea that 9 appointed individuals .. should get to be the final interpreters of the LAW of the land for 310 million people .. in a so called democracy ..

      of course definitions are EVERYTHING .. and for me personal .. democracy means individuals being in control of their own lives .. no the church .. and not the state .. for the natural and true god given place of sovereignty and liberty is with the individual .. for when the church or the state is the sovereign .. individuals have neither freedom or liberty ..

      god .. the sum total of ALL things that exist and do not exist .. and in whom ALL things are possible ..

      sovereignty .. the right of self determination

      liberty .. the right to exist and move unimpeded by others while not impinging on the liberty of others ..

      i really do wish that more people .. think teabaggers .. would ask the question .. why is it that the knowledge of good and evil is said to be such a bad thing for mankind .. when you would think at first that it would be a good thing ..

      of course if you go a little deeper .. you might realize that the only thing that you can do with two points of reference .. is to draw straight lines in space .. if you want plainer reference you need a third point(the trinity} .. and if you want heaven forbid relativity .. you require a forth point(the tetrahedron- the smallest packing of molecules in a solid substance, anything less is a liquid .. a gas .. or element in the general numeric and logical sense) ..

      go figure .. no wonder either/or logic is so useless for understanding a multi-dimensional existence .. when the very least that will do is and/or logic ..

      and it is the reason why individuals who have not gone deep enough will always argue that there has to be some limits .. otherwise we would have chaos ..

      anarchy(read emma goldman for a wonderful introduction) is gods natural social order .. and it has nothing to do with inherent violence and disorder ..

      all the KNOWLDGE of GOOD and EVIL leads to is a lot of moralizing .. mistakes and misunderstandings .. which in the end must lead to a lot of EVIL done in the name of GOOD..

      but as the character paul is reported to have said in the bible ..

      sin was in the world from the beginning .. but it was not counted as sin until the LAW came into being .. and then sin taking advantage of the LAW has become exceedingly sinful ..

      the LAW .. along with the idea of a CHOSEN PEOPLE = an ancient hebrew conspiracy to control and rule the world ..

      conspiracy .. a preconceived plan ..

    5. Re:"Protected speech" by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      You're questioning my age, when you can barely write like an adult?

    6. Re:"Protected speech" by eyeb1 · · Score: 0

      and why must there be limits .. because that is what you have been lead to believe will produce LAW and order ??

      you are absolutely free to do all those things .. however .. there can and may be consequences ..

      but please don't call it "free" speech .. and then maybe simple people will not be lead to misunderstand what "free" means ..

      and you sound like a two year old ..

      as that is the age when the average child starts struggle with the black and white world of either/or logic .. the it's OK for me but not you .. and why is the adults no mean no .. but when i say no it does not mean a thing ..

      hence the terrible two's

      and in my opinion .. the age few human beings ever really get past .. although they do chronologically age ..

    7. Re:"Protected speech" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole notion that you think that there is a magical "right" to free speech, all the time, any location, and in any form, is ridiculous.

      Why ridiculous? The laws of physics allow me to vocalize whenever and however I please. Nothing I say can physically harm you or your property, so you have to provide some legitimate argument that my natural freedom of speech can be limited by law.

      of course there has to be some limitations.

      Not obvious at all. I can see NO reason why you should have ANY control over what I say, read, write, or print.

      first off, the whole concept of "free speech", was put together in order to allow expression of POLITICAL speech. ie: to protect discussion, both positive and negative, about government, politics, etc.

      Bullshit. The founders emphatically did NOT think that speech of any kind needed to be "allowed" - they spoke of it in terms of RIGHTS that deserved protection by government, speech being on of these.

      You are not "free" in your speech to incite a panic in a crowded theatre by yelling "fire!" when there isnt one.

      Determined by court ruling long after the Constitution was written; the First Amendment makes no such exceptions.

      You are not "free" to go take a bullhorn and yell things into someone else's home. particularly after certain times of night.

      The difference here is that there is a limit placed on HOW you are saying something, not WHAT you are saying or why you are saying it.

      So right there, we have limitations on Location of speech. and Content of speech. Are you really going to argue against those, in favor of "all speech is protected"?

      No point arguing with you, since you obviously don't get the concept at a fundamental level.

  37. Re:What about MY right to not listen?.. by Changa_MC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No.
    You can get a pair of earphones and protect your right to not listen for yourself, without calling the cops down on me for exercising my first amendment rights.

    Fuck you.

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    Changa hates change.
  38. lol... swearing was even allowed in nazi germany.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...oh wait

  39. Re:What about MY right to not listen?.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're wrong. My fist's freedom of movement ends about half a foot up your asshole. Because you like being fisted by sweaty, hairy greek dudes, such as myself.

  40. Vocabulary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never understand why people feel the need to limit my vocabulary based on some belief that a word is somehow "bad". What makes bitch somehow worse than scumbag, which has a much more disgusting and vulgar meaning?

    I know "Think of the children" and all that nonsense, but you should really be more concerned with WHY your son said fuck than you are with his choice of words.

  41. Bomb this by nanoakron · · Score: 1

    I'm just pissed off that the standard English language word 'fuck' is referred to as an 'F-bomb'.

    Seriously, do we just use 'initial+hyphen bomb' for anything nowadays?

    'F-bombs', 'N-bombs', 'H-bombs', 'A-bombs'.

    How about 'S-bombs' for shit or 'C-bombs' for cocks or 'T-bombs' for tits?

    Then we can degrade the entire language.

    1. Re:Bomb this by tekrat · · Score: 1

      Except for the new Apple product, the i-Bomb.

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      If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
    2. Re:Bomb this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're the man now cocks!

    3. Re:Bomb this by swb311 · · Score: 1

      If the C-Bomb is allowed how will we ever tell COCKS from CUNTS???

      This is a fairly important differentiation.

    4. Re:Bomb this by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      Don't be ridiculous, Apple would never put the hyphen in!

    5. Re:Bomb this by Limburgher · · Score: 1

      Flavor?

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      You are not the customer.

    6. Re:Bomb this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like that.
      Jiggle your T-bombs baby!

  42. I'm not sure how to feel on this one by adeft · · Score: 1

    On one hand I very much stand behind total freedom of speech, on the other its not always a good thing to exercise it without care. I'm not a parent, but if I were, I would probably try to limit what profanity a young child hears. I swear like a sailor but in public I'm conscious of who is around me for this reason. Sometimes using an obscenity can escalate a situation, showing new severity that wasnt available with conventional words. Swearing at an officer may be exercising freedom of speech, but verbal assaults can be a dangerous thing as well and I'm not sure which side to stand on if an officer of the law makes a calculated decision to de-escalate you if you are perhaps in his face using extreme language. I see both sides to the argument, but again its not always so black and white.

    1. Re:I'm not sure how to feel on this one by mog007 · · Score: 1

      Why would you limit speech around children?

      If the little bastard doesn't know what the word means, then it won't carry any meaning. If they DO know what it means, then the little shit is already familiar with the word, so you can't shock them.

    2. Re:I'm not sure how to feel on this one by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      Children are inquisitive. They don't dismiss words they don't know, they use them. Or at least ask what they mean. Then the parent reacts with abject horror, and the child learns that word is AWESOME ;)

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  43. Re:Let it rip by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

    I think the police finally had enough of people playing (loud mind you) a certain old song by NWA. Anyone else remember "Fuck the police"?

    I have and know other people who got pulled over and everything was looked at by the police if they had that song playing. I asked the police for an inspection sticker since they basically just performed one. Word of advice, don't do that. The police keep you pulled over even longer. I never got a ticket. I was pulled over for the song being played. This was in NJ and Philadelphia.

  44. Re:TAKE THAT FUCK-O! by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    And while you're at it, lets see if we can get Steve Jobs to jerk off once on his iPad.

    "The iPad gets too much hype so I'm gonna bring it up in a totally unrelated thread!"

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    "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

  45. It's odd... by CannonballHead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Certain words have crept into vocabulary and are now used to the exclusion of other words. It seems young folks are unable, now, to express themselves without swear words. It seems that they are completely unaware that there are actual words that actually MEAN what they are trying to say; but since they don't know them, they attach the same word that everyone else attaches for emphasis. So we end up with sentences that include the same word, for emphasis, three times... when all they really mean to say is "I was astounded."

    To me, people who use swear words for pretty much everything sound uneducated and ... well, the follow-the-crowd type... someone who is clearly influenced, in the way they talk, by whoever is around them at the time.

    It's also interesting to me that people argue that words have no meaning out of context, etc., and typically argue that with someone who is offended by that kind of speech... and yet, then they use those same words specifically to offend or be abrasive. That's not out-of-context, that is a very specific context. If you are using a word specifically to offend me while claiming I shouldn't be offended because it's out of context, you're being rather rude.

    I personally dislike swearing. I find it ... well, vulgar and uneducated :) Here's my actual "political" response though: as long as I am not allowed to use certain terms for people because it's "politically incorrect" or "offensive" to them, etc - for example, "black" or "gay" or perhaps saying that some act or sexual orientation is a "sin" - then I don't see why you should be allowed to swear and cuss under to offend someone under the guise of free speech.

    1. Re:It's odd... by adeft · · Score: 1

      werd is truth G!

    2. Re:It's odd... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Certain words have crept into vocabulary and are now used to the exclusion of other words. It seems young folks are unable, now, to express themselves without swear words. It seems that they are completely unaware that there are actual words that actually MEAN what they are trying to say; but since they don't know them, they attach the same word that everyone else attaches for emphasis. So we end up with sentences that include the same word, for emphasis, three times... when all they really mean to say is "I was astounded."

      You act as if this were a recent phenomenon, when in fact your parents made this same observation about your generation, as did your grandparents about your parents' generation, and so on.

      Here's my actual "political" response though: as long as I am not allowed to use certain terms for people because it's "politically incorrect" or "offensive" to them, etc - for example, "black" or "gay" or perhaps saying that some act or sexual orientation is a "sin"

      You are allowed to. But even if we actually lived in this strawman alternate-reality version of America that you refer to...

      then I don't see why you should be allowed to swear and cuss under to offend someone under the guise of free speech.

      ...two wrongs don't make a right.

    3. Re:It's odd... by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      ...two wrongs don't make a right.

      So they are both wrong, but we have decided to only lobby for the right of one of them?

      You act as if this were a recent phenomenon, when in fact your parents made this same observation about your generation, as did your grandparents about your parents' generation, and so on.

      Using TV a measure of society, I would propose that it has gotten worse since my grandparents' generation.

      For that matter, "art" and "poetry" used to attempt to use proper, expressive English - not "pop culture" expression. The poetry I typically hear now is all pop culture expression. That could be because that's all that ends up in media, I suppose.

      I'm not saying pop culture/pop art/whatever is bad, by the way, and I'm not necessarily saying that a small vocabulary (hehe) is bad. I'm saying that there does seem to be a shift in perspective. It's seen in philosophy, too. Philosophy has changed from 150 years ago. For example, saying someone is wrong is really not the thing to do, because it's bigoted, arrogant, and intolerant.

      It seem to me that that mentality has come into education as well. It's intolerant, bigoted, and arrogant to assume that a 14 year old's vocabulary isn't using language well, because language is just a verbal expression and the 14 year old should be allowed to express himself without those stupid adults getting in the way! Which seems to ignore the reality that the 14 year old is likely just going to parrot what his peers are doing, so the only change from that philosophical change is the source of the 14 year old's learning, not the learning itself.

      This is not to say we tell kids what to think. I'm arguing for telling kids TO think. Because kids don't tend to think on their own. Neither do adults. They have to learn to think. Including vocabulary, language, and expression.

    4. Re:It's odd... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be such a fucking fag.

    5. Re:It's odd... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone needs to knock you off your fucking high horse.

    6. Re:It's odd... by sweatyboatman · · Score: 1

      freedom of speech means freedom from government infringement.

      if you say something offensive and it pisses off the guy (or girl) standing next to you, that has nothing to do with the First Amendment. that's an interaction between two citizens. the government stays out of it.

      if you want to be offensive, go on with your bad self. say whatever you want to say. but, as you point out, being offensive is being offensive. you can be just as offensive without using dirty words or non-PC speech. if you intend to slight someone and to show them disrespect, then the words you use are unimportant as long as your point comes across.

      finally, did it ever occur to you that these "young folks" use profanity to get under you skin because they know that it works and they enjoy having that control over you?

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      It breaks my pluginses, my precious!
    7. Re:It's odd... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Don't be such a pompous ass. I heard more swearing in grad school than I ever did among the working class. Profanity cuts across every scocioeconomic/class/gender/racial line. And it's hardly something new. It also serves an important function in the English language (and pretty much every language) that is unique. Nothing signals seriousness, alarm, and (sometimes) hostility like a well-placed bit of profanity. When a plane is going down, a pilot doesn't ever say "darn it" to his co-pilot, he needs a word that conveys something much more serious.

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    8. Re:It's odd... by lgw · · Score: 1

      Ignorance of language produces some odd side effects. If you describe someone whos actions are generous and just with the phrase "that's mighty white of you", you'll get nasty looks at best. However, the phrase "that's very fair of you" is accepted without concern, even though it's the exact same phrase offset by a few centuries.

      It's important IMO to distinguish "illegal speech" from "rude speech", and both of those from simple ignorance of the language. There are certainly words and phrases that should be avoided if one wants to be polite, but that's no excuse for making them illegal. Teenagers of course are attracted by rudeness, but still might be interested in expressing themselves more colorfully if given the education.

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    9. Re:It's odd... by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      Is "faggot" a swear? Is "nigger" a swear? If yes (because they're racist/sexist terms) then the german-derived swears (all but "bitch" really) shouldn't be, because making them swears is racist. Specifically the Roman Catholic Church's educated tongue was Latin, and words in the local ("vulgar") languages became "bad" or "dirty" words. If being a racist isn't bad, then "nigger" isn't a problem and "fuck" is. If it is bad, then "nigger" is a swear and "fuck" isn't.
      Personally the only swear I recognize is "Belgium".

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      Not a sentence!
    10. Re:It's odd... by unkiereamus · · Score: 1

      I think that your point is, while not completely without merit, a vast generalization.

      As a result of many factors, I have an extraordinarily large vocabulary. It would not be hubris for me to claim to easily be in at least the 95th percentile of English speakers in terms of vocabulary. I know and love the English language, to the point that I'm somewhat frequently accused of using my word choices as a weapon to make other people feel dumb. (Which incidentally, is not correct, I use the words because I think they deserve to be used, and that the nuances they provide enhance my points.)

      Having said that, though, I swear like a pirate.

      It has nothing at all to do with my vocabulary. It's purely about me. As a few studies have shown, swear has a biological effect. In my case, it almost always serves as a mechanism for stress relief, which is something I find myself in need of almost any time I'm talking to people. (I know you'll need a moment to absorb that, a /.er with agoraphobia...).

      Here's the real kicker, and this is something many people have a great deal of difficulty in believing, I don't want to offend you, but more over, I really don't care whether or not you're offended. There are exceedingly few people that I care about enough that such things even appear on my radar.

      For the record, I pondered filling this post with fifty-cent words (or sesquipedalians), to help prove my point, but I decided that there is a limit to how pedantic even I can be.

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      I needed a sig so people would know who I am, but I was too drunk to make something witty, so you get this instead.
    11. Re:It's odd... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I decided to annotate some of your post with the implicit meaning made explicit. Look for the parentheticals.

      Certain words have crept into vocabulary and are now used to the exclusion of other words. It seems young folks are unable, now, to express themselves without swear words. (I'm better than those people.) It seems that they are completely unaware that there are actual words that actually MEAN what they are trying to say; but since they don't know them, they attach the same word that everyone else attaches for emphasis. (I have a better vocabulary than they do.) So we end up with sentences that include the same word, for emphasis, three times... when all they really mean to say is "I was astounded."

      To me, people who use swear words for pretty much everything sound uneducated and ... well, the follow-the-crowd type... someone who is clearly influenced, in the way they talk, by whoever is around them at the time. (I'm obviously educated and borderline genius.)

      It's also interesting to me that people argue that words have no meaning out of context, etc., and typically argue that with someone who is offended by that kind of speech... and yet, then they use those same words specifically to offend or be abrasive. (I write these big academic sentences because they make me feel like a big man.) That's not out-of-context, that is a very specific context. If you are using a word specifically to offend me while claiming I shouldn't be offended because it's out of context, you're being rather rude. (Being so vastly superior to you, I'm never rude.)

      I personally dislike swearing. I find it ... well, vulgar and uneducated :) (Unlike me; I fart perfume and shit roses while creating new branches of mathematics on a daily basis.) Here's my actual "political" response though: as long as I am not allowed to use certain terms for people because it's "politically incorrect" or "offensive" to them, etc - for example, "black" or "gay" or perhaps saying that some act or sexual orientation is a "sin" - then I don't see why you should be allowed to swear and cuss under to offend someone under the guise of free speech. (Also I'm apparently a huge racist.)

      I hope that this clears up any misunderstanding.

    12. Re:It's odd... by zombie_striptease · · Score: 1

      I would write my contrary view for you here, but Stephen Fry has already stated it much better than I believe I ever could: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_osQvkeNRM

    13. Re:It's odd... by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      as long as I am not allowed to use certain terms for people because it's "politically incorrect" or "offensive" to them, etc - for example, "black" or "gay" or perhaps saying that some act or sexual orientation is a "sin" - then I don't see why you should be allowed to swear and cuss under to offend someone under the guise of free speech.

      You are allowed to say that sort of stuff. For instance, it's perfectly legal for the Westboro Baptist Church to show up at a soldier's funeral carrying signs that say "God Hates Fags". They can do that without fear of being arrested by the police. (Especially now that biker groups now will show up to the same funerals blocking the view of those signs with American flags.) Is it rude, uncouth, etc? Heck yes, but it's also legal.

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    14. Re:It's odd... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's my actual "political" response though: as long as I am not allowed to use certain terms for people because it's "politically incorrect" or "offensive" to them, etc - for example, "black" or "gay" or perhaps saying that some act or sexual orientation is a "sin" - then I don't see why you should be allowed to swear and cuss under to offend someone under the guise of free speech.

      You are allowed to call people gay or black or sinful to your heart's content. People may frown upon it, but nobody is going to throw you in jail for it - look at Westboro Baptist Church, who are pretty much as politically incorrect as you can get.

      Also, the ACLU protects those folks, as well as the profaners and hippies and KKK. I don't agree with all the people they protect, but their decision to protect free speech unilaterally is admirable and anybody who doesn't see that doesn't really understand the principles that the US is founded on.

    15. Re:It's odd... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they are both wrong, but we have decided to only lobby for the right of one of them?

      No, we haven't decided that. Your right to call black people black and insist that the dirty queers will burn in hell is well established and protected. If we slack off on defending one (not that this has actually happened, despite your intial attempt at playing the persecution card), the answer is not to neglect the other as well, but to redouble our efforts with the first.

      Using TV a measure of society, I would propose that it has gotten worse since my grandparents' generation.

      Since 14-year-olds don't make TV shows, I don't know why you would expect TV to be an effective indication of how "kids these days" talk or act.

      For that matter, "art" and "poetry" used to attempt to use proper, expressive English - not "pop culture" expression.

      Also not true. You're thinking of a handful of works from older times and incorrectly assuming that they are either the whole of or representative of all works from that period.

    16. Re:It's odd... by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Since 14-year-olds don't make TV shows, I don't know why you would expect TV to be an effective indication of how "kids these days" talk or act

      I was referring to society in general at that point. Not in a "oh, life was so golden and moral back then" though... not so much morality but education.

      Also not true. You're thinking of a handful of works from older times and incorrectly assuming that they are either the whole of or representative of all works from that period.

      Good point. It seems that it WAS popular back then, though. Shakespeare and operas were quite popular, from what I understand.

    17. Re:It's odd... by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      I think that your point is, while not completely without merit, a vast generalization.

      That is quite possibly true.

      For the record, I pondered filling this post with fifty-cent words (or sesquipedalians), to help prove my point, but I decided that there is a limit to how pedantic even I can be

      Thank you for sparing me google define: searches. :)

    18. Re:It's odd... by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Heck yes, but it's also legal.

      And I'm not really referring to them, they're just as bad, IMO. Worse, in my view, actually, because of what/who they claim to be and what their actions show them to be.

      As for the speech thing ... ever looked at Canada's laws? From what I understand, "hate speech" has been carried out to more of an extreme than it has in the US. But it seems like the US political arena, at times, leans that way... and it definitely seems that certain topics in schools are not allowed anymore, due to PC type things. I'm not a white extremist or something like that, and I think US schools should teach what "white people" did wrong, too. I'd advocate for fair teaching, regardless of race, religion, etc. At the moment, the push seems to be for certain races or religions (or sexual orientations) that feel they have been misused i the past, and thus speak out loudly at the moment.

    19. Re:It's odd... by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

      TV is a terrible indicator for contemporary culture. It's the most biased, commercial, censored medium. Did "Leave it to Beaver" address the issues of shell-shocked WWII veterans reintegrating with civilian life? What did The Andy Griffith show tell you about the sexual revolution that was occurring during the '60s? How did The Dick Van Dyke Show reflect the Cold War mentality and the Cuban Missile Crisis? How did Friends represent the ethnic diversity of New York City?

    20. Re:It's odd... by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Hm. I could annotate your post with one simple phrase, too: (I know what CannonballHead is saying better than he does).

      But, to answer: no, I am not better than "those people." Unless expressing concern for the way people act suddenly means I'm "better" than they are. I guess that IS the current trend, though, isn't it - if what I'm doing is somehow not a good idea, then clearly you're just being arrogant and on your high-horse/holier-than-thou kick.

      I guess it is wrong to claim that I have a better vocabulary than someone else, too? I don't know if I do; I know I probably sound like I do, simply because I choose a wider variety of words.

      Most people are "educated." I am not borderline genius. And, furthermore, I said sound, I did not say that they were. Influenced? Yes, I'd argue that's more than what they just sound like, because that IS what they speak like. Is it necessarily bad to talk like other people? No. My opinion: I'd rather not learn my language skills from my peers who are just as bad at it as I am.

      No, I don't write big academic sentences. I attempt to be clear in what I say, and very often fail.

      I am rude. I try not to be, but I can't deny that I exhibit rude behavior. It's not superiority. But if I said "I am rude occasionally," you'd probably still say that was a superiority complex of some sort. I don't think being rude is one of my particular bad traits. I could list off a lot of other bad traits if you'd like.

      I create no new branches of mathematics, and while I enjoyed those classes, I took very few of them due to my degree requirements.

      Yes, I am clearly a huge racist, because I said the word "black." I recognize that their skin color is, in fact, different than mine. And I try very, very hard not to let that influence the way I think about their character, intellect, etc. I let those judgments be based on other things.

      But I guess I'm supposed to pretend they look like me.

      Sarcasm aside, frankly, I try to simply recognize a black person for who he is. He's a person, just like me, with darker skin. And if I had to point out someone from someone else in a crowd, I likely would say "black" or "dark skinned" because it's a distinguishing feature, just like someone would point me out with adjectives.... like hair color, height, weight, skin color, etc. If there were multiple people of "dark skin" color, then maybe the *tall* one or the *long-haired* one... etc. It's really not that weird. If I was a white guy in the middle of a lot of dark-skinned people, I would expect to be pointed out as "the white guy." It's the most readily available description. And it's not offensive in the least to me.

      What's "offensive" ... or, really, just rather ridiculous in my thinking ... is being told that I'm white, therefore I can't call someone else black because that's a racist white thing to do. :)

    21. Re:It's odd... by unkiereamus · · Score: 1

      Erm, yeah, sorry, just because there's a limit to how pedantic I can be, doesn't mean it isn't rather high.

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    22. Re:It's odd... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      If you weren't trying to come across as an insufferable condescending prick, then you failed.

      But, all else aside, you said that someone saying "fuck" (as in "CannonballHead is a fucking racist") is equivalent to a racist epithet. That was typed, by you. It cannot be untyped.

    23. Re:It's odd... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go fuck yourself, you stupid twat.

      Oh, you want a more articulate, well reasoned response? Fine, here it is:

      You want to argue that overuse of profane words can dilute a person's meaning, that there are often better words to express what a person who swears has to say, I can see the merit in that. I, personally, feel that certain strong emotional response are conveyed quite well by strong language, and I'd say, if asked, that limited vocabularies and prolific swearing are different, though often overlapping problems. I'm not here to argue that point, though, as much as I am interested in addressing your second one.

      See, you can use terms that are "politically incorrect". Hell, you want to shout from the rooftops that homosexuality is a sin, you can do that, and it's protected speech, even, no matter who it offends. Nothing illegal about it, so your argument that swearing should be, on those grounds, is specious. Now, if you take issue with people calling you out for spouting bullshit, that's a personal problem, and quite unrelated. Just because something's protected speech doesn't mean no one can tell you to shut the fuck up in a private capacity. You're just not obliged to listen. So, if you want to get bent out of shape with people for swearing, go ahead. But keep the law the fuck out of it, aye?

    24. Re:It's odd... by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      is equivalent to a racist epithet.

      Only in regards to freedom of speech, correct? Because this entire topic is not on the morality of saying anything, it is only on the freedom to say things. I went off into an education tangent, admittedly (and that's not just with swear/cuss/whatever words, that's with any word... say, for example, "like"), but my last paragraph was not speaking of morality or social etiquette, but freedom of speech.

      Personally, I find racial slurs to be more offensive than cussing, since racial slurs seem to more often by deliberately trying to offend someone. But it seems that that speech is protected as much as cussing is protected. And rightly so; the same freedom that allows people to cuss and spew racist slurs also allows us to speak against or for the government, speak for various causes that we like or adhere to, etc.

    25. Re:It's odd... by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Well, in your defense, it's tempting to misuse a bunch of fifty-cent words, just to bother you... ;)

    26. Re:It's odd... by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      Certain words have crept into vocabulary and are now used to the exclusion of other words. It seems young folks are unable, now, to express themselves without swear words. It seems that they are completely unaware that there are actual words that actually MEAN what they are trying to say; but since they don't know them, they attach the same word that everyone else attaches for emphasis. So we end up with sentences that include the same word, for emphasis, three times... when all they really mean to say is "I was astounded."

      To me, people who use swear words for pretty much everything sound uneducated and ... well, the follow-the-crowd type... someone who is clearly influenced, in the way they talk, by whoever is around them at the time.

      Rather true. The power of swear words is precisely in their taboo nature. To use them regularly makes you look vulgar (aka, of the common people). It also removes their power. This is true of things like "God" and having talk of Christianity flooded everywhere, but that's another discussion. Yes, it would be preferable if people strove to learn new and creative ways to express amazement and offensiveness with either the words that already exist or, if necessary (not likely), with new words instead of simply co-opting existing words.

      It's also interesting to me that people argue that words have no meaning out of context, etc., and typically argue that with someone who is offended by that kind of speech... and yet, then they use those same words specifically to offend or be abrasive. That's not out-of-context, that is a very specific context. If you are using a word specifically to offend me while claiming I shouldn't be offended because it's out of context, you're being rather rude.

      I think the point was, being offended to the point that you'd actually seek to have the word legally banned is out of proportion to what the situation calls for. Being offended is a fact of life. Striving to ban "bad" words doesn't change the ability to offend because, as you note, the words chosen are being chosen specifically to offend. The words are a symptom, not the disease. I don't think there's a real cure for the disease, as at times there is reason to be offended with others or the general facts of reality. The only thing that can be done is to try to comfort those when they are in pain, when applicable.

      I personally dislike swearing. I find it ... well, vulgar and uneducated :) Here's my actual "political" response though: as long as I am not allowed to use certain terms for people because it's "politically incorrect" or "offensive" to them, etc - for example, "black" or "gay" or perhaps saying that some act or sexual orientation is a "sin" - then I don't see why you should be allowed to swear and cuss under to offend someone under the guise of free speech.

      Um, people use "black" and "gay" all the time. No one is being fined or arrested for the use of those words, nor should they be. Yes, one person may scold another for the words they use. That holds if you say "nigger" or if they say "fuck". It's a one-on-one interaction, where each person tries to defend their belief that a word should or shouldn't be used. It's the same as here. Yes, the people around you may not speak up, but then most people are too uninvolved or too cowardly to express their own views on the subject. And yes, that puts you an uncomfortable position where you feel you're battling the world when one person expresses derision about your word choices. That's life. That's how it's always been. The only difference is how often and what words are most likely to result in someone else pipping up and actually commenting.

      Me? I'm more concerned about the actual anger and thoughts of others. PC-ness simply masks the issue. Having said that, I don't actually do what I should to work through that issue--to befrien

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    27. Re:It's odd... by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Good points... I am not sure, though, that the issues you mentioned necessarily reflect the cultural ideas. They represent issues that ended up changing the culture, but did that represent the culture at the time?

      I would argue that because TV has to make a profit based on their viewing audience, they have to cater to said viewing audience, which means they typically have to provide shows that the viewing audience likes and/or identifies with. It's interesting to note when the shows you mentioned went off the air, presumably due to profitability. I don't remember seeing many of the happily-married-couple-with-2.5-kids-and-a-white-picket-fence TV shows after the 60s.

      Of course, I'm not any sort of expert on this in the least. It's mostly just from watching and listening to (e.g., music or radio shows) media from those decades and observing how they changed throughout the decades. There WAS a big shift, as you say, in the 60s with regards to sexuality. And that, I think, was pretty clearly portrayed in er, consumer media (TV, music, movies). (Example: not being allowed to show a husband and wife in the same bed in TV shows, hence having separate twin/double beds ... e.g., in the Dick Van Dyke show, Laura and Rob had separate beds).

  46. Double Standard? by dclose73 · · Score: 1

    Ironically, the f-word was self-censored in this article. Why? Because there are in fact decency laws which forbid profanity in the media. Why doesn't the ACLU sue the FCC about that?

  47. Re:What about MY right to not listen?.. by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

    Apparently you've never heard of earplugs or tuning out the person talking. I do it all the time, it is quite easy.

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  48. Re:What about MY right to not listen?.. by Volante3192 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One right you do NOT have is to not be offended.

    So fuck off.

  49. Same here ... by vonmeth · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... in Virginia Beach. You are not allowed to swear out on the boardwalk. http://www.flickr.com/photos/christopherdale/23860378/ Picture of the signs they have posted up and down the board walk. I believe you receive a fine for violating it.

    1. Re:Same here ... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Man, that sign just BEGS to be defaced with obscenities!

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  50. The Funny ACLU by niko9 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I won't be supporting the national ACLU anytime soon. Seems that they love every bit of the constitution except the Second Amendment. Even after the Supreme Court handed down its Heller (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/District_of_Columbia_v._Heller) decision, they had the audacity to disagree with them and spout all sorts of non-sense about "the militia".

    So, we can drop F-bomb all day long, but I don't have the right to self defense? What good is that if the one's on the receiving end of the F-bombs have all the guns??

    At least some states chapters of the ACLU have differing opinions: http://onemansthoughts.wordpress.com/2010/05/04/nevada-aclu-supports-an-individual%E2%80%99s-right-to-bear-arms-2/

    Links:
    http://www.aclu.org/racial-justice_prisoners-rights_drug-law-reform_immigrants-rights/second-amendment

    1. Re:The Funny ACLU by mog007 · · Score: 1

      The ACLU doesn't fight for self defense rights, but I'm not aware of any situations where they're fought to prevent people from exercising those rights. They just don't spend any time defending the rights.

      While it would be nice for them to have given Heller some additional council, the ACLU still defends a lot of other rights.

    2. Re:The Funny ACLU by Ardeaem · · Score: 1

      So, we can drop F-bomb all day long, but I don't have the right to self defense?

      Ok, here's the second amendment: "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." Now, you tell me where in that sentence you see the right to protect yourself. That's not to say you don't have it (see ninth amendment) but the way the second amendment is worded, it has to do with the security of the STATE, not individuals. You criticize the ACLU for not interpreting the second amendment the way you'd like, but your reading completely fails to capture the plain meaning of the words in the second amendment. On the other hand, read the first amendment, and you can immediately see why profanity should be protected. There may be reasons to criticize the ACLU, but your reason isn't very good. They are entirely consistent.

    3. Re:The Funny ACLU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Alright, so here it is:

      A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

      That's it. I don't know what the fuck that means. Are we all supposed to be in our state's National Guard, and maintain our own weapons? (Dibs on the tank!)

    4. Re:The Funny ACLU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." -seems pretty clear to me. I realize you are referring to the ACLU's interpretation/treatment of the 2nd amendment, which seems to be to be pretty politicized. While I really appreciate a lot of the things that they do in regard to the separation of church and state and freedom of speech, it does irk me that they tend to ignore our second amendment rights being infringed upon in so many ways.

      The founders/framers meant this as an individual right, (this isn't an interpretation, it's very, very clear in their writings and records - I highly recommend "The Bill of Rights: Original Meaning and Current Understanding.") it was talked about and debated quite a bit at the state level, in the Federalist Papers, etc.

      The supreme court has recently upheld it as an individual right, thankfully.....Because that right is the guarantor of all of the others.

    5. Re:The Funny ACLU by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      When the second amendment was written, there was a weak federal government and the word STATE referred to the individual states making up the United States of America. The militias referred to were for the defense of the individual states.

      You say:

      it has to do with the security of the STATE, not individuals. You criticize the ACLU for not interpreting the second amendment the way you'd like

      however, nothing you have said changes the following:

      the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

      You will note that the amendment does not say "the right of the state" or "the right of the government", but rather "the right of the people". It is a right of the people to keep and bear arms, as stated.

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    6. Re:The Funny ACLU by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Now, you tell me where in that sentence you see the right to protect yourself.

      Right here: “the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

      the way the second amendment is worded, it has to do with the security of the STATE, not individuals.

      No, you’re confusing the why with the what. The why was: “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State”.

      A well regulated – abiding by reasonable laws and regulation regarding sale, purchase, ownership, license and use of guns;

      Militia – when the constitution was drafted, this meant unorganized armed civilians;

      being necessary to the security – self explanatory;

      of a free State – We the People: government by the people, for the people. The state is the individuals; the free State is only as free as its individuals;

      the right of the people – you and me; with some expectation that we abide by the law: felons forfeit this right;

      to keep and bear Arms – if well-regulated, as already stated;

      shall not be infringed – self explanatory.

      It’s not interpreting it the way I like; it’s interpreting it the way the founders meant it, according to all of the information we have currently.

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  51. Easy to accomplish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would be nice if the ACLU could come to New York and do the same for our law.

    So...donate to the New York chapter of the ACLU, and send them a letter letting them know that this issue is important to you.

  52. PA Resident Here by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    As of today, it is indeed illegal to use obscene language in PA, if there is INTENT to cause public inconvenience, annoyance, or alarm.

    This will be a test case, for sure.

      5503. Disorderly conduct.
                    (a) Offense defined.--A person is guilty of disorderly
              conduct if, with intent to cause public inconvenience, annoyance
              or alarm, or recklessly creating a risk thereof, he:
                            (1) engages in fighting or threatening, or in violent or
                    tumultuous behavior;
                            (2) makes unreasonable noise;
                            (3) uses obscene language, or makes an obscene gesture;
                    or
                            (4) creates a hazardous or physically offensive
                    condition by any act which serves no legitimate purpose of
                    the actor.
                    (b) Grading.--An offense under this section is a misdemeanor
              of the third degree if the intent of the actor is to cause
              substantial harm or serious inconvenience, or if he persists in
              disorderly conduct after reasonable warning or request to
              desist. Otherwise disorderly conduct is a summary offense.
                    (c) Definition.--As used in this section the word "public"
              means affecting or likely to affect persons in a place to which
              the public or a substantial group has access; among the places
              included are highways, transport facilities, schools, prisons,
              apartment houses, places of business or amusement, any
              neighborhood, or any premises which are open to the public.

    1. Re:PA Resident Here by Volante3192 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As of today, it is indeed illegal to use obscene language in PA, if there is INTENT to cause public ... alarm.

      While the citizen was praised for helping alert everyone to the disaster, his cries of "Get the fuck out of here, it's going to blow!" caused him to be cited under Section 5503.

      His trial is scheduled for Thursday.

    2. Re:PA Resident Here by moxley · · Score: 1

      Unconstitutional.

      Though that hasn't stopped federal and state government from doing all kinds of stupid shit.

    3. Re:PA Resident Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Get the fuck out of here, it's going to blow!"

      BOOM!!!

      MACGRUBER!!!!!

    4. Re:PA Resident Here by Skapare · · Score: 1

      Look again at that law. It refers to "obscene language". Obscene language is not the same thing as profanity. The latter covers more kinds of language. If the police arrest someone who uttered profanity that was not obscenity, under this law, they have made a bad arrest. Read the original article. This is exactly the point that is being made by the ACLU.

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    5. Re:PA Resident Here by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Even in such a case it would be a “summary offense”. No trial would be necessary; he’d simply be fined.

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  53. Re:What about MY right to not listen?.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're confusing the right not to listen with the right not to hear.

  54. Re:Let it rip by GIL_Dude · · Score: 3, Informative

    I might have this backwards because copyright, etc. seems to be a morass - but I don't think the record companies can sue for you performing a song yourself. I think that is ASCAP that does that - the people representing the songwriters and composers. You know, the ones who don't want restaurant staff to be able to sing Happy Birthday. Generally isn't it ASCAP that hassles locations that hire cover bands and not the RIAA?

  55. Re:What about MY right to not listen?.. by PitaBred · · Score: 1

    You don't have a right to not be offended. You have a right to not listen to him, to go elsewhere, and to not allow him on your property, but if you're in public, you get to fucking deal with whatever the hell some other asshole wants to say.

    Remember Evelyn Beatrice Hall? "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

    I'm offended by people proselytizing their God. Do I have the right to have them ticketed or hauled away, too?

  56. theoretically by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    we are suppose to be nice to each other and not offend other people

    certain words are swear words because they traffic in ugliness. for example, if i refer to women as bitches, i am comparing females of my own species to female dogs. if i were to do this, i am either: 1.ignorant that i might be offending a woman, and therefore that woman should rightfully avoid me, or 2. i am actually trying to offend a particular woman, in which case: i am hoping she feels a sting (even though of course she will naturally think less of me permanently)

    finally, as a new yorker, guess fucking what: i like my fucking swears to be fucking offensive

    but if we are to believe what you say, that words cannot offend, well then you've just neutered my ability to attack with words

    if a guy cuts me off in the crosswalk, i want to be able to call him a cocksucking bastard and i want him to feel the power of those words. i don't like this idea that i call him a cocksucking bastard and, since according to you words cannot offend, that he feels nothing. i want him to pull over and get out of the car with a tire iron and go at me while i pick up a trash can and pummel him: i WANT my swears to be offensive, thank you fucking much, so don't fucking suggest otherwise

    finally, you cocksucking twatstain, you fucking imply one more fucking time that swears aren't fucking offensive, and i'll wipe that smug fucking socially autistic ignorance off your ignorant fucking face, capisce?

    alright then, i hope you learned something today. don't make me shove my fucking foot down your throat ;-P

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    1. Re:theoretically by lgw · · Score: 1

      It's pretty fucking funny to see you trying to express some sort of educated opinion on proper English when you seem to lack the basic grasp of capitalization and punctuation expected of a second-grader. Or was that irony?

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  57. question - in what language is it illegal? by doginthewoods · · Score: 1

    Does that mean you are only vulnerable if you swear in English? Is it OK to swear in Italian (complete with hand gestures) Japanese, or Spanish, French, etc.?

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    1. Re:question - in what language is it illegal? by minou666 · · Score: 1

      In english only I think.
      As I grew up we would make fun of the english because they were so square. We were so used to see good stuff on French Canadian TV but english TV was always censored, still is, it seems to have gone worst.

      A few years ago when I lived in a different state I had a Quebec swear word on my licence plates and a lady asked me if I was a preacher. I gave her a smile. If she only knew ...

  58. Re:Let it rip by meerling · · Score: 1

    How about "Fuck the FCC" or "Jays Rap"?

  59. why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do people make fun of the midwest so much when you have this on the coasts?

  60. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

    cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.

    George, we fucking love you, you magnificent bastard.

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  61. I think Eric Cartman said it best by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mr. Garrison: OK, kids, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. [Clyde raises his hand] Yes, Clyde?
            Clyde: Twelve?
            Mr. Garrison: OK. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
            Kyle: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.
            Cartman: [mocking Kyle in high-pitched, gibberish voice]
            Kyle: Shut up, fat boy!
            Cartman: Hey, don't call me fat, ya fuckin' Jew!
            Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the F-word?
            Cartman: Jew?
            Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fuckin' fat ass!
            Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
            Cartman: Why the fuck not?
            Mr. Garrison: Eric!
            Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
            Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
            Kenny: [muffled] Fuck.
            Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
            Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck!
            Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
            Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
            [everyone gasps]
            Mr. Garrison: [enraged] What did you say?!
            Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: [picks up a megaphone] "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?
            [Garrison stands rooted to the spot, frozen with fury]
            Stan: Holy shit, dude.

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    1. Re:I think Eric Cartman said it best by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      I just have to point out that, however funny South Park may be, the penguin scene from Blues Brothers is a more classic rendition on this joke.

    2. Re:I think Eric Cartman said it best by spun · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, the Penguin, Sister Mary Stigmata. Looks like she's really up shit creek!

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    3. Re:I think Eric Cartman said it best by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

      I believe you were looking for this:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlc1uBbBkN8

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    4. Re:I think Eric Cartman said it best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  62. Swearing can be positive by pev · · Score: 1

    So, there have been various studies that have shown that swearing reduces stress. I'm not sure if a reason has been found but it's fair to assume it's about providing an outlet that helps. So, if you deprive people of that outlet it could be reasonably argued that you're potentially threatening their health - of course the degree to which you're doing so is difficult to ascertain but you can't ever prove that exposure to swearing causes any physically measurable negative effect...!

  63. Re:Let it rip by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

    They're all evil, entertainment wants to be free. Anyone who expects to be paid for being creative simply hasn't had the right morals educated into them yet.

  64. For Fuck's sake! by voodoo+cheesecake · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if the ACLU will show up to protect some smart mouthed punk before I ram my fist down his throat? Fuck the ACLU! The only right anyone actually has is to die. In the mean time, I do have quite a lovely collection of dental records embedded in my fists.

  65. Re:What about MY right to not listen?.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't work that way you fucking moron.

  66. AC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    South Park did what I thought was one of their best episodes on 'curse' words. The moral was, they are curse words, they create emphasis when needed and shouldn't be part of every sentence. I tend to agree with that. When I hear people talking with every other word being a curse word, I think it is pretty lame. They are trying to look tough and evoke a reaction, and they just come off as morons.

    Although I have to admit I thought 'Fuck the fucking fuckers.' was really funny!

  67. Re:What about MY right to not listen?.. by mi · · Score: 0

    I'm offended by people proselytizing their God. Do I have the right to have them ticketed or hauled away, too?

    If your city decides, proselytizing is a civil offense as the City of Philadelphia decided, swearing is, your city's police may ticket them...

    I repeat my example of the FCC regulating swearing. Their power to do that was challenged, but continues to stand... Philadelpia's action is only more defensible, because FCC is empowered by Federal Congress to whom the First Amendment directly applies, whereas the locales have more freedom in enacting laws, even though we extended the "Congress shall make no law" to lesser governments too a while ago.

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  68. The Supremes Answered This One in 1971 by Pakup · · Score: 1

    The Supreme Court was pretty clear in the leading case of Cohen v. California, 403 U.S. 15 (1971), officially summarized thusly:

    "Appellant was convicted of violating that part of Cal. Penal Code 415 which prohibits 'maliciously and willfully disturb[ing] the peace or quiet of any neighborhood or person . . . by . . . offensive conduct,' for wearing a jacket bearing the words 'Fuck the Draft' in a corridor of the Los Angeles Courthouse . . . .Held: Absent a more particularized and compelling reason for its actions, the State may not, consistently with the First and Fourteenth Amendments, make the simple public display of this single four-letter expletive a criminal offense."

    http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/getcase.pl?court=us&vol=403&invol=15

  69. Re:What about MY right to not listen?.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just as your fist's freedom of movement ends at my face, your speech's freedom ends at my ears, if I so choose.

    You are right. Wanna borrow my icepick? Then you'll never have to hear people call you a fucking uptight fuckstick ever again!

  70. Whoever tagged this "idle" needs... by Delusion_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...their head examined. Traffic court is already filled with bogus cases in defense of laws whose primary purpose is to generate income for the locality.

    Fair taxation, please, not harassment in lieu of it.

    1. Re:Whoever tagged this "idle" needs... by Jerry+Rivers · · Score: 1

      You're exactly right, and until the day we force government to call most tickets exactly what they are -- taxes -- we'll continue to be hoodwinked by these bogus tickets. If there was a "velocity tax" instead of a "speeding ticket", or a "profanity tax" instead of a "disorderly conduct" ticket, you would see far fewer issued because people simply wouldn't stand for it.

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    2. Re:Whoever tagged this "idle" needs... by Delusion_ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Michigan did a sneaky trick in this regard. They imposed a "Driver Responsibility Fee" and attached it to a fairly broad selection of traffic violations, from things as severe as driving while severely intoxicated, to stuff as innocuous as not having proof of insurance - misplacing papers, effectively.

      I got hit with it a few years ago for no POI, $200 a year for two years. The court can't waive it because it's "not a court fine" - it comes directly from the State Treasury Dept.

      Shady as hell. In related news, Michigan's legislature passed a "texting while driving" ban which sounds good to the uninitiated on the surface, but will no doubt become a "holding a cell phone while in the driver's seat" ban, be it taking a call or looking at a map on a smart phone.

      The Democrats in the state legislature even tried to use the projected proceeds of this law to eliminate some of the Driver Responsibility Fees for lesser violations, but they were shot down by the Republicans.

      I found this puzzling to see Republicans defending a tax, but to be honest, our state legislatures' Republicans would legislate the sky green if they thought it would help them against the Democrats. Partisanship wins, the people lose.

      These sorts of laws are easy to pass because nobody thinks it will affect them; it's a tax on "other" people. Until you get caught unprepared at a random traffic stop. Or, in this case, tell a cop you have "no fucking idea" what he's talking about.

      Invariably, these penalties affect the working poor the most.

    3. Re:Whoever tagged this "idle" needs... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      Shady as hell. In related news, Michigan's legislature passed a "texting while driving" ban which sounds good to the uninitiated on the surface, but will no doubt become a "holding a cell phone while in the driver's seat" ban, be it taking a call or looking at a map on a smart phone.

      You really shouldn't be doing any of those things while driving. Unless of course your issue is that you could be ticketed for holding a cell phone while parked, which would be rather draconian.

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  71. Fuck is not profanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "FUCK" isn't obscenity, which according to the article isn't considered free speech. Obscenities and profanity are different.

  72. Any recourse? by Binder · · Score: 1

    Do the policemen suffer any penalty for issuing bad tickets? Until that happens this will never end.

  73. Context, Intent and Meaning by sjbe · · Score: 1

    we are suppose to be nice to each other and not offend other people

    Only to a point. There are times when offense is impossible to avoid or even intended. I have no objection to a well timed and well delivered insult. That can be high art when done properly.

    if i refer to women as bitches, i am comparing females of my own species to female dogs.

    You apparently neglected to actually read my fucking post. Bitch is only offensive in a context. If I'm talking about my female collie, the word bitch is completely appropriate, accurate and should offend no one. Anyone who is offended by its use in that context is a prissy moron for whom I have no respect.

    Look at it this way: if a bird mimics the sound, is that still a curse? No. It has no context, no intent and no meaning. It's just a sound.

    but if we are to believe what you say, that words cannot offend, well then you've just neutered my ability to attack with words

    Words absolutely can offend you moron. There is a huge difference between me hitting my hand with a hammer and exclaiming "fuck" and me telling you to "go fuck a donkey". Context makes all the difference.

    1. Re:Context, Intent and Meaning by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Yet when I meet a couple in the park walking their dog, and I say, "Hey, nice Bitch!" they get all offended.

      What is this world coming to?

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  74. Legal in Calgary, Alberta 20 years ago by ewilts · · Score: 1

    I remember this going to court in Calgary, Alberta, around 1990. Somebody had a T-Shirt that said "Fuck off and die" on it and was arrested. The judge's decision at the time was that "fuck" could no longer be considered obscene because it had become everyday use. He did say the wearer demonstrated poor taste but it was unfortunately legal. And this was 20 years ago!

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  75. Always remember to be polite by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

    .. while swearing: "With all due respect: Fuck you, Sir."

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  76. Almost anything by Benfea · · Score: 1

    It doesn't work too well as a preposition.

    1. Re:Almost anything by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      You mean saying "wanna f?" doesn't work well? I'll have to keep that in mind.

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  77. Could not resist! by WeeBit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quotes from Star Trek IV The Voyage Home

    Spock: Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful metaphors, "double dumb-ass on you" and so forth.
    Kirk: Oh, you mean the profanity?
    Spock: Yes.
    Kirk: Well that's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word.
    --------
    [Spock is still learning how to use profanity correctly]
    Spock: They like you very much, but they are not the hell "your" whales.
    Dr. Gillian Taylor: I suppose they told you that.
    Spock: The hell they did.
    --------
    Kirk: Spock, where the hell's the power you promised?
    Spock: One damn minute, Admiral.
    --------
    Disgruntled guy in car: Hey, why don't ya watch where you're going, ya dumb ass!
    Kirk: Well, a double dumb ass on you!
    --------
    Spock: Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?

  78. Don Imus standup - Re:Fucking nothing by KDN · · Score: 1

    Didn't Don Imus have something like this in his night time stand up routine many years ago? Something like reserving swearing for when no other form of expression can truely get the point across. I think he called it something like "Swear with Flair".

  79. I just have to say by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fsck censorship!

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    1. Re:I just have to say by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Fsck censorship!

      fsck 1.39 (29-May-2006)
      e2fsck 1.39 (29-May-2006)
      censorship is mounted.

      WARNING!!! Running e2fsck on a mounted filesystem may cause
      SEVERE filesystem damage.

      Do you really want to continue (y/n)?

  80. yes, thank you by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    see? the above cocksucker was trying to offend me with language. too bad he's too much of a limpdick to make much of an impression, but its the effort that counts!

    words CAN offend, don't forget that

    thank you lowiq (is that your sig?)

    high five! (hugs)

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  81. For good reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there are so seldom any repercussions for them doing so

    And for good reason: the more authority people are subject to, the more authority becomes a normal everyday part of life, rather than something to question or suspect.

    At the top of the power pyramid, the goal isn't merely to subject people to authority, but to expand the business of government. What regular abuse of authority does is to help set the precedent for "big league" expansions of power and revenue -- exactly the kind the people who run the business of government are interested in.

  82. Re:What about MY right to not listen?.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If by "continues to stand", you mean "sorta, kinda, not really"

    When a show bleeps out "jesus" 2 seconds before not bleeping out "asshole" I can't say much for the power of the FCC's regulation. And we're better off that way.

  83. It's all about revenue by Syncerus · · Score: 1

    The irony of this is while the law itself is very much a 1st Amendment issue, the enforcement is almost certainly revenue related. Just as traffic enforcement is "driven" by revenue generation rather than public safety (in which there is no real interest), this situation has the feel of a localized sin tax designed to fill the coffers of the enforcing districts.

    In English, it boils down to a legalized shake down.

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  84. CUNT by CranberryKing · · Score: 1

    Shit! What small vocabularies you fucking cunts have!

  85. Analogy time! by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

    I think the question is not that certain words are evil, but that profanity can be valuable. This value is lost from overuse.

    Salt is wonderful. Brings out the flavor in most anything. But add just a bit too much and it ruins the dish.

    Swearing can do the same thing for literature or movies. Some writers think that the right amount of salt is as much as the viewers can possibly stand. Censorship brings down the level to a point where everybody is comfortable, but limits flavor in the process.

    Unfortunately, everybody has their own tastes. My personal rule of thumb is about one swear per 30 minutes ... YMMV. Too bad there isn't the equivalent of a salt shaker for movies: "Hmmm... this needs more swearing in this scene. [shake shake shake]."

    1. Re:Analogy time! by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      Eh, it isn't really where everyone is comfortable. It's not... real then. You're asking me to believe that when a dude smashes his finger with a hammer, he yells "Hot Tamales!", when everyone in the room knows he's realistically going to be shouting "MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING WHORE OF A GUTTER BITCH FUCKER. CUNT. FUCK." afterwards. So when that doesn't happen, I don't know about you, but it makes me uneasy, like I'm watching some sort of robot.

      Now, granted, it likely makes LESS people uncomfortable when they do that, but for me? It just gives me the fucking willies.

    2. Re:Analogy time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fucking willies

      I lol'd.

  86. Billy Conolly said it best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Billy Conolly said it best:

    Please show me the english equivalent of "Fuck off" and I'll *happily* use it.

    It certainly isn't "Go away".

    And it has its own kinda feel to it. You never read '"Fuck off" he hinted'.

    1. Re:Billy Conolly said it best by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      'Bugger off' comes to mind, but it's really the same thing--bugger just refers to sodomy rather than intercourse.

    2. Re:Billy Conolly said it best by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1

      So it's a more precise version of Fuck off. If someone tells you t bugger off, they are implying that you fuck off in a specific way. Someone who is buggering off, is also fucking off. The inverse may not be true.

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  87. America - F*ck Yeah!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    America - F*ck Yeah!!!

  88. Closer and closer everyday to the world of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...demolition man.

  89. It is really simple: by Hurricane78 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Punishing someone who didn’t hurt anyone, is hurting someone, and hence a crime.
    Swearing can not be considered hurting anyone.
    Simple as that.

    Now physically it is completely possible for swearing to cause physical damage to someone. If his brain is set-up is a way that that input pattern triggers neurons that create the damage. (Either in the brain trough severe mis-association [or what the average Joe would call self-damaging irrational behavior], or in the rest of the body trough e.g. epilepsy, paralysis, etc.) But of course that can only happen if something previously set the brain up that way. (Usually a long process over multiple generations with at least one war and one abuse being involved. ;)

    Some people who are unable to live in normal society anymore, or have some weird associations in their brain. But you can’t be expected to be cautious of everything that could damage them. Or you could never go outside anymore, since all people are different.
    Imagine you walk down the street, and someone who got raped by someone in jeans sees you wearing them. This causes him to burst into tears, and he sues you for it. That’s the WTF that is the logical extension of making it illegal to swear.

    I think the root of the problem is that the average Joe still thinks that there is such a thing as “the guilty one”. In science the concept of guilt is already thrown overboard. Because for everything that happened, you can say that it was caused by someone else, and that someone else is therefore the actual guilty one. And so on, until the beginning of the universe.

    Things are just what they are. There is no good and evil. Asian philosophers knew this for a loong time.
    So logically there is only one “punishment” that is morally acceptable: Separation. In case of a community with common rules vs. one person with other rules: banishment. Or in case of two sets of people with vastly different views in one country: Splitting up the country.
    This is a good thing, as it allows everyone to happily live by his own rules. Because nobody should impose his rules on someone else.
    This is even true for murderers & co: Put them on an island, and let them see how they survive with nobody wanting contact with them. If the manage to survive, and manage to do enough good to be accepted peers again, then they are officially forgiven. And after some generations, there will again be a normal society of good people on that island.
    If not, and they die, or fail otherwise, then this is also a good thing.
    I consider such a system 100% fair and the best thing for everyone.

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    1. Re:It is really simple: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a good thing

      Appears to contradict

      There is no good

    2. Re:It is really simple: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you swear at someone, it's verbal abuse and they can get the same pattern of neurons firing as if they'd actually been hurt physically. It's in the way you say "fuck" that can mean the difference between the hearer feeling like shit and feeling utterly adored.

      Also, swearing lessens it's impact with time. It's like painkillers; they just lose efficacy with over-use. We know for a fact now that swearing helps with pain tolerance, so why not save it for when you need it?

      On another note...

      Science can't disprove free will. If there's no free will, there's no people, no scientists, no science, just random stuff happening... but science always has a loophole of just being the best hypothesis to meet the known facts. It has uncertainty. If there's a chance we do exist, and if we just act like automatons, then we throw that tiny possibility away. I, for one, thing, think that's worth something, and if I'm wrong, then *I* never existed, and there's no-one around to be wrong in the first place.

      I know that's not original but it hit me in a philosophy exam and it's been echoing ever since.

  90. Decent Public Discourse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I was an officer, rest assured I would not waste my valuable time putting up with the language especially if it's coming in a combative tone. It's "bring it on" time. Get in my face with your diatribe of explicatives, expect to be tased.

    The law will adapt and adjust to be more narrow. Officers already make next to nothing to defend us. Take away their tools to work "constructively" with those that disrupt and then wonder why they won't respond to your calls for issues? This knife cuts both ways.

    Expect this issue to get worse before it gets better.

  91. Tortured misparsing by Arker · · Score: 1

    The phrases are independent. The first expresses the *reason* for the second, it does not modify or limit it.

    And yes, the security of a *free* state does depend, as the founders clearly understood, on an armed citizenry instead of a standing army. Most people that style themselves as defenders of the second amendment seem to miss that context, unfortunately.

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    1. Re:Tortured misparsing by Ardeaem · · Score: 1
      Except that the person I was replying to was talking about defending himself. The amendment gives the right to bear arms, and ALSO gives the reason why you have the right to bear arms. This circumscribes their use. Notice that NONE of the other rights in the bill of rights have any reason attached to them. The right to bear arms does not give citizens to use the firearms in whatever way they please.

      Like I said, it is easy to argue that the ninth amendment gives the right to defend oneself; just don't pretend that the interpretation of the second amendment is easy and obvious, and that the ACLU is being silly. The second amendment is hardly obvious in its meaning, thanks to the founders' adding a reason.

  92. Re:What about MY right to not listen?.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One right you do NOT have is to not be offended.

    What's that supposed to mean? That I must be offended? You bet I am...

    False dichotomies are lies.

  93. absolutely on point! by adeft · · Score: 1

    Not to mention I have no interest in an altercation caused because of a poor choice of words around someone's kid. It's just immature and stupid to not take into account your actions based on your surroundings.

  94. Awesome thread ... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    A bunch of childish replies using the word fuck as many times as they can. Thats mature and shows just how rational of a discussion can be had.

    Just for reference, this kind of stuff just makes rational people not care about your opinion.

    Profanity, by default, is not obscenity. No argument there, but it most certainly can be. Just like the naked body is not obscene in and of itself, it certainly can be.

    Context means a lot.

    I really don't have a problem with stopping random people from standing around the park shouting profanity all day long for no reason. Its just dumb and annoying, but not just because of profanity, because its just rude and inconsiderate.

    If Penn wants people to be 'polite' and not use profanity in public places, thats perfectly acceptable, IF they vote it into law. If its not a law then thats it, game over.

    Regardless of the law, if you are a dumb ass who starts throwing profanity at a cop just to show how you can exercise your rights then I fully expect him/her to do something about it. You deserve to be spanked for being a moron.

    You have a right to free speech, and with that right comes the responsibility to do it in ways that don't offend everyone around you. If you are the minority and those around you are offended, its rather silly to try and argue that you should be allowed to do whatever you want.

    I use profanity all over the place, I often get asked to not do so in public because of many reasons relating to 'think of MY children' or simply because it makes me look like a douche bag. And you know what? I try to stop. Just because I have a right to free speech doesn't mean anyone else wants to hear it and they have rights as well.

    Being irrational and arguing that its perfectly acceptable to do something any time any place just because its a 'right' won't ever get you anywhere.

    Just like the Texas text book thing ... majority rules, if a community doesn't want people swearing in public then you deal with it. You don't always get to do what you want when it impedes on others, regardless of your 'rights'.

    Rights only work when you respect others, the whole system falls apart when you show no respect for others. The majority WILL get its way, good or bad, regardless of what you want or think.

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    1. Re:Awesome thread ... by chefmonkey · · Score: 5, Informative

      If Penn wants people to be 'polite' and not use profanity in public places, thats perfectly acceptable, IF they vote it into law. If its not a law then thats it, game over ... majority rules, if a community doesn't want people swearing in public then you deal with it.

      Okay, time for a quick high-school civics refresher. The basis of law in the United States all derives from the U.S. constitution. While the 10th amendment to that constitution does grant the states and the people a lot of latitude, it explicitly places the protections of the rest of the constitution as superior to any laws that might be passed by the states (or any lower level). That's why the Supreme Court can and frequently does strike down statutes and ordinances that they find to be in conflict with the Constitution.

      In other words, if Pennsylvania wants to pass "community standards" laws that constrain speech in this way, they really only have two choices: (1) somehow get an amendment to US Constitution that curtails the 1st amendment; or (2) secede. From a practical perspective, #1 won't happen, and #2 would probably be met with armed resistance.

    2. Re:Awesome thread ... by Adrian+Lopez · · Score: 1

      You have a right to free speech, and with that right comes the responsibility to do it in ways that don't offend everyone around you. If you are the minority and those around you are offended, its rather silly to try and argue that you should be allowed to do whatever you want.

      People have absolutely no right to not be offended, even when those who feel offended constitute a majority of the US population. The US Constitution protects even a single individual against the will of the majority.

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    3. Re:Awesome thread ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that is why you don't (well, shouldn't) prosecute such morons for "saying bad things", you prosecute them for aggresive behaviour. Surely first amendment doesn't give you right to do that?

    4. Re:Awesome thread ... by PPH · · Score: 1

      Thats mature and shows just how rational of a discussion can be had.

      Your comment has been flagged by the Slashdot sarcasm filter.

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    5. Re:Awesome thread ... by DarthBling · · Score: 1

      Okay, time for a quick high-school civics refresher. The basis of law in the United States all derives from the U.S. constitution. While the 10th amendment to that constitution does grant the states and the people a lot of latitude, it explicitly places the protections of the rest of the constitution as superior to any laws that might be passed by the states (or any lower level)...

      Unfortunately, it didn't start our that way.

      Originally, the US Constitution only limited the power of the Federal goverment. Except for a few specific cases, the States were not limited in any way by the US Constitution. Wiki has a good article on this: Incorporation of the Bill of Rights. Further examples of this include US vs Cruikshank and Barran vs Baltimore.

      Today, thanks to the use of the 14th Amendment's Due Process clause, the US Supreme court has slowly reined in some of the States' powers. See Justice Hugo Black.

      We can still see this process occuring today. Take the DC vs Heller case. The US Supreme Count found that the District of Columbia could not deny 2nd amendment rights to its residents. But, this ruling applies only to DC and not the rest of the nation.

    6. Re:Awesome thread ... by chefmonkey · · Score: 1

      +1 informative. Thanks for the correction and citations.

    7. Re:Awesome thread ... by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      You have a right to free speech, and with that right comes the responsibility to do it in ways that don't offend everyone around you. If you are the minority and those around you are offended, its rather silly to try and argue that you should be allowed to do whatever you want.

      Free speech is really just a slogan for people like you. It means nothing. I really hate your type of liberal bullshit. You are a plague, a disease; your type is the college campus dissent-silencing bullshit that fuels the politically-direct disease that is bringing down the free exchange in ideas.

      You don't believe in rights. You believe in the mob. You believe in mob justice, of savagery.

    8. Re:Awesome thread ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Armed resistance is a fantasy for people gullible enough to believe they have autonomy.

    9. Re:Awesome thread ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, time for a quick high-school civics refresher. The basis of law in the United States all derives from the U.S. constitution. While the 10th amendment to that constitution does grant the states and the people a lot of latitude, it explicitly places the protections of the rest of the constitution as superior to any laws that might be passed by the states (or any lower level). That's why the Supreme Court can and frequently does strike down statutes and ordinances that they find to be in conflict with the Constitution.

      That's a load of fucking bullshit. It's the 14th Amendment that forbids the states from abridging the rights and privileges of citizens.

      If you're going to be a cunt and give "a high-school civics refresher" at least be a correct cunt.

    10. Re:Awesome thread ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What part of CONGRESS shall make no law do you not understand?

      Hint: I've highlighted it for your convenience, motherfucker.

  95. uh huh... by certain+death · · Score: 1

    Fucking idiots! Don't they know the "F" Bomb is as American as apple pie. Take my Chevy, but leave my fucking alone!

    --
    "My immediate reaction is "WTF? What kind of moron doesn't make things 64-bit safe to begin with?" Linus
  96. 7 words you can't say on TV but can in Public by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn it...I really really wish George Carlin was still here.

    Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits, Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits, Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits, Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits, Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits,Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits, Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits

  97. It's very simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is rather simple. Free speech is fine and dandy until you try and harm someone with it. Calling in a bomb threats to airports is not protected speech even if you are using very civilized language. Swearing and cussing doesn't bring harm to another human being in itself, therefor that should be protected speech.

    1. Re:It's very simple by eyeb1 · · Score: 0

      it is not simple at all ..

      the chances of anyone being physically harmed by calling in a bomb threat to an airport is highly unlikely .. the only likely out come would be financial costs to the for-profit airlines .. and possible some minor inconveniences due to missed connections ETC.

      i for one would not mind .. even if i was one of those inconvenienced ..

      we could use a little more disruption in the mindless existence of the average american .. if it would get some of the sheepeople to stop and ask what freedoms do individuals really have in this modern state run world .. and what kind of society are we creating and supporting .. that lets a bunch of fat rich old people send other poor and often not to bright people .. off to fight and die in a WAR to defend THEIR freedom and decadent lifestyle .. and at the same time get fatter and richer doing so .. mean while causing real harm and serious inconvenience to a greater number of people .. that the entire population of the good old us of a ..

      upwards of one million children starved to death under US sanctions against the people of iraq .. and it had zero effect on the iraqi government ..

      economic sanctions ..the us's favorite weapon of mass destruction ..

      for the most part given some time to think .. i don't think they would like the answers much though .. so best just keep them entertained ..out of sight out of mind ..

  98. More 1984 BS by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Only government authorized Goodspeak and Rightspeak is allowed. All other speak to be brain censored and removal warrants will be issued. Thought monitors will be installed on first offerenders as a corrective measure to save the children from being exposed to such filth.

    I also hope the Court's decision is read like "The court finds for the fucking plaintiff, and orders Pennsylvania to fuck off!"

  99. Profanity is in the ear of the beholder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Consider the fact that is what is profane to one person is not profane to another. Worse it has absolute cultural reference and is generally not even translatable to a foreign language. If I swear at you in a foreign language are you as offended I did so in your own? If I called you Gilipollas or pendejo are you offended? How about if I translate it to meaning asshole? Although that is not exactly what it means.

    The problem is all profanity is cultural. I fact there are plenty of British English profane words Americans do not understand. So it is even true that withing a dialect not all profane words translate.

    Also consider many cultures do not have the same connotations for swearing. That is there are many who simply consider the person using profanity to lack the proper vocabulary to express their selves.

  100. ThinkOfTheChildren!!! by ukemike · · Score: 1

    Being a Dad this is my definition: If I would be embarrassed to hear my 6 year old say it then it's a swear word. Until you've experienced your offspring banging their crayon on the table and yelling "fuckit!" loudly in front of other parents, teachers, relatives, clergy, etc. you'll still have an incomplete understanding of swearing.

    Now if someone out there could suggest some way I might stop my self from all this Goddamn swearing so that I can reduce the, thankfully rare, occurrence of these embarrassing incidents.... shit, I'd be willing to give any-damn-thing a muthafucking try.

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    -- QED
    1. Re:ThinkOfTheChildren!!! by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      That's just because other people are offended by it, though. You need to take that into account, both for yourself and for your kids, but it's still a mystery.

    2. Re:ThinkOfTheChildren!!! by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      > if someone out there could suggest some way I might stop my self from all this Goddamn swearing
      1) Don't forbid yourself from thinking whatever you want to think.
      2) Don't forbid yourself from expressing whatever you want to express.
      3) Define words for yourself as "phonic constructions that generally denote and connote the same thing to most of a community."
      4) Profit! You'll never swear again, because there will be no such thing as swearing.

      There is only a continuing quest to accurately translate your thoughts to words that listeners will themselves translate to the thoughts you wished to transmit.

  101. It is pretty sad and pathetic . . . by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

    . . . that such an advanced society as ours seems saddled with a small set of practically ancient expressions to express our contemporary feelings. Words that rhyme with duck and sit and hunt and tips for such profoundly emotional moments such as when the IRS sends you an audit notice or your ex-wife publishes video of her and your former best friend copulating while she moans "finally a real piece of meat" or when that hammer hits your thumb instead of the nail. These "lifetime memories" deserve something more than the same short guttural epitaphs used by 19th Century laborers. After all, we are in the Third Millennium, the age of Urban Dictionary and Wiktionary. Let's try to come up with something more original and, certainly, more profane.

  102. The Fucking ACLU by Nick+Driver · · Score: 1

    This one usually makes liberal, anti-RKBA heads explode:

    Lee Harvey Oswald shot John F. Kennedy to death in 1963 with a mail-order rifle.
    One of these two men was member of the ACLU.
    The other one was a member of the NRA.
    Guess which one was which?

  103. Re:What about MY right to not listen?.. by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

    I'll bite.
    You do not have the right to trample others' rights in an attempt to not be offended. Not being offended is a choice you can make about any given situation, not a right that lets you restrict the freedoms of others.

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    Not a sentence!
  104. Re:What about MY right to not listen?.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think a certain man named George Carlin would disagree. Of course, Carlin also thought it would be acceptable for you to kill him if you didn't like what he had to say. Then of course, if people didn't like you killed George Carlin, it would be acceptable for them to kill you.

    Probably not the best solution. But he did believe you had the right to get offended. And when I say rights, I mean he only believed in the previously mentioned right of "if I don't like something you do I can kill you."

    Note this was of course in a comedy bit.

  105. Re:What about MY right to not listen?.. by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 1

    What's that supposed to mean? That I must be offended?

    No, that's logically incorrect. Given any statement of fact "if A, then B" the only logically correct inference you can make is what's known as the contrapositive.

    Original statement: If A, then B.
    Contrapositive: If NOT B, then NOT A.

    To go back to the original statement:
    "One right you do NOT have is to not be offended."

    The contrapositive would be:
    "The right to be offended is one right you DO have."

  106. doublefail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's basically like the word "Smurf" as used by the [url]ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs#Smurf_language[/url].

    I love it! It's not often you see two unrelated link-posting mistakes in the same link here. 1 - using bbcode instead of html, and then leaving the "h" off of "http".

    To create a link in a Slashdot post, you should have done the following:
    <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs#Smurf_language">The Smurf Language</a>
    which would produce the following link:
    The Smurf Language

    Most hilarious.

    1. Re:doublefail by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      They weren't mistakes. The Smurfs did it.

  107. Legal Brief by Goobermunch · · Score: 2, Informative

    There is a great brief filed by a Colorado Public Defender addressing this issue (specifically the word Fuck and its history and uses).

    The brief can be found at: http://scofacts.org/The-F-Motion.html

    --AC

  108. Re:What about MY right to not listen?.. by Harry+Coin · · Score: 1

    What about MY right to not listen?

    No one is disputing your right to not listen. In fact, that's the only workable course of action here.

    Just as your fist's freedom of movement ends at my face, your speech's freedom ends at my ears, if I so choose.

    Assault is a felony. Insult, embarassment, and offense is the price of free speech and sentience.

    If FCC can limit swearing on public airwaves, police can do it too -- even if the waves are in different medium and frequency...

    The FCC has a very specific mission, curtailed by law, to enforce standards on a very limited resource, the radio. As the ACLU has demonstrated, the police do not have this power. Perhaps municipalities will attempt to legislate the issue, as you suggest. Then the ACLU will challenge them, and win, on first amendment grounds.

    I'm a big supporter of civility, but that has to come from improving relations between cultures and classes, not enforced by fines, truncheons, and bullets.

    --
    That's pre 7-11 thinking....
  109. Re:What about MY right to not listen?.. by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

    What's that supposed to mean? That I must be offended? You bet I am...

    You decided to take part in this conversation. If the topic offends you, perhaps you should have left rather than express your outrage at being offended in a discussion that you obviously don't want to take part in.

    It's like choosing to walk into a rave club and then start expressing outrage at the loud music and bright flashing lights. The people already there enjoy the atmosphere and you do not have a right to ruin their time; instead it is up to you to leave the situation you find offensive.

    The irony of this post is that ideally, you shouldn't read it since, if you were a reasonable person, you'd be ignoring this thread and posts from it.

  110. There was another /. post of interest earlier... by sean.peters · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... it was about detecting sarcasm and irony. Might want to check that one out.

  111. My favorite example... by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    May be apocryphal, but the story went like this: the British Navy warrant officer, when asked what the problem was with his non-working engine, replied "fuckin' fuckers' fucked". Of course, being a RN warrant officer, this came out more like "fookin' fookers' fooked", but you get the idea.

    1. Re:My favorite example... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      It was the first time this kid soldier went to the brothel, and when he came back, his comrades were eagerly awaiting his account of the experience.

      — Well, I walked into the fucking bordello, and this huge big-ass fucking ass-ugly madam asks me

      — Good evening, sir, what will be for your pleasure?

      — Well, gimme the cutest chick with the biggest fuckin’ boobs and we’ll be talkin fuckin’ business.

      — Certainly sir. I think you’ll be most pleased with Germaine.

      So, I follow the fuckin’ big-ass madam up the stairs, through a corridor with several fucking’ rooms with the doors open, each with a fucking broad sitting on the bed. I got to my room with Germaine, which had the biggest fucking boobs I ever saw! So she tells me to relax, she’s gonna fucking take care of everything.

      She begins to undo my fucking belt, then my fucking shirt which she removes, giving me some fucking kisses here and there. Before long, I only have my fucking socks on, and I’m standing at fuckin’ attention.

      She then notices my fucking knob, and starts putting it in her fucking mouth, running her fucking tongue along the head. Then, she jumps back on her fucking bed, legs apart, showing me her fucking clit.

      — And then, asks the chorus of soldiers?

      We had sexual relations.

  112. Fuck Me, I used up my mod privledges already... by realsilly · · Score: 1

    I would have certainly loved to post Mods all over this Fucking Thread...

    There probably won't be one Fucking person who reads this Fucking Post because there are so many Fucking Posts already. God Dammit!

    PROTECTED FREE SPEECH! YES!

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    Life takes interesting turns, but the most interest is when you're off the beaten path.
  113. Wait Dude, these are basic freedoms here by orthancstone · · Score: 1

    Walter in The Big Lebowski said it best: "Oh please, dear? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint."

  114. It doesn't even have to be a foreign language by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    For example, while the word "fanny" is a perfectly acceptable word in the US to refer to one's posterior, it's my understanding that in the UK, using that expression is frowned upon in polite society (and I believe has a somewhat different meaning). Same deal with "bloody", which isn't really used in the US except among people trying to sound British, but in the actual UK is considered borderline obscene. Or at least used to be.

  115. You should try it in Texas by rholtzjr · · Score: 1

    Swearing in the presence of a law enforcement official in Texas is considered an act of resistance. Therefore resisting an a law enforcement official (misdameanor), where you will be thrown in jail for a least a minimum of 72 hours (at least until bailed out). When you get out you still have to go to your local court and fight (and still pay court costs), where you will then be free to be picked again if you foolishly try it again. RULE 1: MAN WITH THE GUN: Yes sir.... No sir.... RULE 2: DISRESPECT IS NOT APPRECIATED: refer to RULE 1

  116. George Carlin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is dead and rotting in hell now.

  117. Swear words and your brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember reading something about how swear words activate a different part of your brain than the traditional language centers. Ah yes, a link: http://people.howstuffworks.com/swearing.htm

    Pretty fascinating stuff, I think! Words have power, and swear words can be pretty magical in their power. I mean, just look at the tizzy they get people in, a supreme court case about it! Amazing.

  118. You've got to be kidding me by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    for example, "black" or "gay"

    You're kidding, right? Find me one example where anyone has taken offense at the use of the words "black" or "gay". Those terms are totally PC.

    or perhaps saying that some act or sexual orientation is a "sin"

    Totally different animal. This isn't about using a word that someone finds offensive in itself. This is about insulting people. If someone got in your face about how you were a sinner for eating pork because the Prophet Muhammad said so, you'd no doubt be offended, and rightly so. No one should have someone else's religious beliefs flung in their face.

  119. Re:Let it rip by causality · · Score: 1

    I think the police finally had enough of people playing (loud mind you) a certain old song by NWA. Anyone else remember "Fuck the police"?

    I have and know other people who got pulled over and everything was looked at by the police if they had that song playing. I asked the police for an inspection sticker since they basically just performed one. Word of advice, don't do that. The police keep you pulled over even longer. I never got a ticket. I was pulled over for the song being played. This was in NJ and Philadelphia.

    So by pulling people over for doing something that is not illegal, they wish to demonstrate that the song is not entirely fictional and there are reasons why someone might not like the cops? "Hey, they're playing a song suggesting they don't like us because we're cops. I know! Let's make sure they have a good reason to feel that way. Let's hassle them!" I bet cops wonder why they're not as highly respected as they once were.

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    It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
  120. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mee Krob!

  121. A sudden impulse to.... by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

    Fuck yeah! Fuckin' A! Fuck, fucking, fuckity-fuck! Fuckin' etcetera!!

    Okay, I've reached my quota for today.

    --

    Friend: "The NIC is misconfigured..." Me: "No prob, I'll just telnet in and fix it." *Silence*
  122. Knights of Standards and Practices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Holy meekrob, don't they realize that the Knights of Standards and Practices exist to curtail swearing?

  123. Bollocks! by PPH · · Score: 1

    There, I've said it. Lets see those wankers in Pennsylvania do something about it.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  124. Of Course Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "'Unfortunately, many police departments in the commonwealth do not seem to be getting the message that swearing is not a crime,' said Marieke Tuthill of the ACLU of Pennsylvania.

    Of course they won't get it until the courts order them to. Modern city police have NOTHING to do with law enforcement, they are simply revenuers.

  125. Re:What about MY right to not listen?.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One right you do NOT have is to not be offended.

    Unless of course you're gay, belong to an ethnic minority and so on...

  126. Re:What about MY right to not listen?.. by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I was thinking about something else, what were you saying?

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    There is no right to feel safe thru security vaudeville at the expense of everyone's freedom, privacy and tax money.
  127. Re:Let it rip by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

    I bet cops wonder why they're not as highly respected as they once were

    Because they can't slap kids upside the head and take them home to their parents (where they would probably have received another slap just for being brought home by the police) for disrespecting them these days?

    Now get off my lawn before I give you a reason to sue me!

    --

    Do not meddle in the affairs of geeks for they are subtle and quick to anger
  128. Great... by ShannaraFan · · Score: 1

    ..., because nothing beats sitting in a restaurant with a table full of teenagers behind you trying to show how grownup they are because they know all the big swear words.

    "Dude, I was like, that's so fucking awesome, I mean SHIT!!!"
    "I know, right! Fuck yeah!"

  129. Supreme Court already ruled by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    Some guy had a jacked that said "Fuck the draft" on it and walk into a court room. He was arrested. This went to the Supreme Court where it was ruled free speech, since it was most definitely political speech.

    I'd assume we'd stick to precedent here.

    http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/getcase.pl?court=us&vol=403&invol=15

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    -- Political fascism requires a Fuhrer.
  130. MOD UP by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    Parent is right on this one. This is the court precedent and anyone else on here is playing beige cubicle lawyer (it's like arm-chair quarterback for nerds).

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    -- Political fascism requires a Fuhrer.
  131. If you want to ban "fuck", you are a racist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find the best way to shut up people who object to the word "fuck" is to point out that they are merely perpetuating a c.1000-year-old policy of ethno-cultural cleansing instituted after the Norman conquest of England in 1066.

    After the invasion, the language of "proper society" was early Norman French, and Anglo-Saxon speakers were essentially restricted to manual labour, which is why the majority of Saxon words remaining in the english language are agricultural in context - pig, horse, mud, etc.

    It really puts people on the back foot when you point out that their demonisation of the word "fuck" all comes down to making the French feel good about themselves..

  132. Disturbing The Peace by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    Swearing can disturb the peace. And swearing in front of a man's children just might meet the mark of fighting words. Fighting words as a recognized concept in law may or may not be common to various areas of the nation. I'm not so certain that profanity is something that we must allow everywhere at all times.

  133. It is spelled "fucking" by kikito · · Score: 1

    You used a fucking "*" instead of a fucking "u".

  134. List of Profane Words by VTI9600 · · Score: 1

    This may be a little off topic, but does anybody know where I could get a list of profane words (for filtering content)? I read that Wikipedia used to have a list before it was taken down. A standardized list of profane/offensive-matching regular expressions would be the best.

  135. Re:What about MY right to not listen?.. by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

    The FCC gets to control broadcast language because the government retains ultimate ownership of the electromagnetic spectrum and issues licenses to TV and radio stations. They get to make the rules in that case since they own the medium. Notice that they only choose to regulate certain transmissions. Satellite airwaves have no shortage of profanity, for example.

    The government does *not* own sound waves, so their ability to arbitrarily censor audio communications are much more limited. They have to prove that the sound created is causing actual harm to some victim in order to put constraints on your natural right to make sounds. Running a jackhammer in the middle of the night so that nobody can sleep is an example of actual harm; someone overstepping your overly delicate sense of prudishness is not.

  136. Re:Let it rip by Pyrus.mg · · Score: 1

    ASCAPRIAAMPAABSA

  137. Swearing is a right by minou666 · · Score: 1

    Swearing is a right. When you are pissed off you have the right to show it somehow without having to resort to violence.

    Perhaps you could use some more fun swear words like the ones used in Quebec. I would challenge anyone to call those profanities, specially fundies considering that swears words like Tabarnac, Calice and Ostie are words from the church.

  138. Will they defend the use of "gay"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    How quick would the ACLU be to defend the phrase "That's so gay" and other similar phrases? What if people started using "nigger" in a completely unrelated sense, for shock value? "What the nigger just happened?" Carlin said something about context, right? So that would be cool I assume.

    Mod this troll if you like, but I hope you'll think about this first. Where is the line?

  139. I just logged in to write the word by rhinokitty · · Score: 1

    Fuck.

  140. Swearing???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly. I never quite "got the idea" that I am supposed to attribute the values of other people to specific words and phrases and then have some kind of a fucking shit fit about it...... OMG they said the "C" word!!!!

    .

    What you mean crevat? NO! cockroach? NO! coochie? NO! cock? NO! cunny? NO! cat? NO! clitoris? NO! cunt "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my ears are bleeding - they said the C word...!!!!!!!!

    .

    Hail Mary, Hail Mary, Hail Mary - grovel profusely at the magic sticks on the wall.

    .

    Make the evil spirits go away - or I will surely die..... Ohhhhh Ohhhhhh the C word......

  141. Profanity by Builder · · Score: 1

    Profanity is the inevitable linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker - Bruce Sherrod

  142. "F-Bomb" & "This is a big f*cking deal." by RichiH · · Score: 1

    You post that article and yet, you are unwilling to say "fuck" due to some weird morality; emphasizing the word in the process.

  143. Suitable Function by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    string fixSwears () {
            return string.Format ("f{0}cking", "u");
    }

    I suggest we add this to the slashdot backend?

    K.

  144. The use of guile... by msu320 · · Score: 1

    In insulting someone is much better than just swearing at them.
      The pause as they try and figure out if something said is more fun than the insult in the first place- not to mention it's much more work safe.
      Isn't that right Boss.

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    New slashdot layout sucks.
  145. The problem is with the offended, not the offender by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

    When someone is offended it is because they choose to be offended. If the offended party chose not to be offended then there would be no issue. When teaching my children about swearing I have tried my best to teach them that the words are not bad/evil, but that the intent behind the words is. I don't care if they say fuck, shit, damn, any of that as long as they realize the intent behind it. I've also had to teach them about the appropriate use. Mixed company for example or at school were it is against the rules. In those cases the use of those words is inappropriate because the party that chooses to be offended by such language has the authority to enact punishment.

  146. What the fuck? by jaygatsby27 · · Score: 1

    You are right, it's fucking shitty.

  147. Retarded asswipes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Retarded asswipes

  148. Re:Let it rip by alexo · · Score: 1

    Because they can't slap kids upside the head and take them home to their parents (where they would probably have received another slap just for being brought home by the police) for disrespecting them these days?

    There is a subtle nuance that people making that comparison often miss.

    Those cops that used to "slap kids upside the head and take them home to their parents" they did it for the kids' benefit (or so they sincerely believed), often as an alternative to arrest/charge/criminal record. Even when prompted by show of disrespect, the message commonly was "learn to temper your blatant contempt of authority before it gets you into *real* trouble".
    It is precisely this attitude -- not the uniform -- that commanded respect, even from the punks that got "slapped upside the head" (although they would not admit it).

    Today, it's mostly about power trips of sociopathic assholes.

    Yes, I know that not everything was peachy "then" and not everything is shitty "now" but on the aggregate things seem to have gotten worse.

    Compare and contrast this with this and tell me who deserves more respect.

  149. Re:Sometimes I just shake my head and wonder by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    IMO if you act like a fool over something you did wrong in the first place, maybe you deserved to be hauled off to jail.

    No. You deserve to look like a fool.

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    Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
  150. No, "the" is not filler. by amake · · Score: 1

    "The" is not just a filler word. Articles "the" and "a" serve to determine the specificity of the noun they precede. "The girl" is a known, specific girl who has already been identified within the flow of conversation. "A girl" is an as-yet unspecified girl who is newly being introduced to the conversation. "Girl," with no article whatsoever, is likely to be interpreted as a proper noun of some sort.